FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 11th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good more than everybody Monday.
It is Monday. It is August the eleventh, twenty twenty five. Hey,
we're back medicine. I yeah, right, how to go? I
mean everything is everything's still here, nothing's nothing burned to

(01:01):
the ground. Huh nothing exploring. Yeah, well, I'm gonna make
sure to take pictures and show all the bosses. Everything's intact.
Everybody survived.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
The only annoying part was like getting text from Sea Bass,
like oh I miss you?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh yeah yeah, ill like my food pics?

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, like what do you? What do you guys?

Speaker 6 (01:20):
What do you wy d?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Anyway, welcome, it is the Woodie Show. Thank you for
giving us some of your time starting the week with us.
My name is Whatody. That's great, Gory. There's my travel
buddy Menace. Hi, Gina Grant is here. Hey, we got
Sea Bass. We got Sammy Morgan's here, she's our associate producer.
We got Von, our video producer, Bort and Menji holding
things down, bood you Show Production Department and you're here

(01:44):
VIP status. You call in whenever you damn well, please,
you never need to invite, just call in eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. You can send us a text
if you'd like over to too, nine eight seven The weekend.
Cheers and jeers. Hopefully your your weekend was good. We
all also have all the treading news headlines, and of
course we'll get into the birthdays, the porn of birthday,

(02:04):
all that stuff. You're in just a couple of moments,
you know, Greg tested out the the Fleshlight. Yes, yeah,
it was a it was a flesh light brand, was
a brand that general idea of I don't think it
was a flesh light a jerk tube brand.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Yeah, just a generic too, because people were writing in that, oh,
the flesh light is supposed to look like a woman's
you know right down there. This one does not. It's
just a cylinder. Well, yeah, I just use that different kinds. Yeah,
I just used that term.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Some looks like mouths, someone like butts, you know, I.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Know, like it doesn't it doesn't care. We're supposed to
be keeping a real not down with the lady.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Somebody really took an issue with calling it a flashlight.
It wasn't. I just used that as a generic.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Dudes, are we are visual creatures?

Speaker 7 (02:51):
You know?

Speaker 8 (02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:52):
True?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
But so we had Greg's review, right, and now we
have some other reviews to share with you. Because I
didn't even think that other people actually legit review these things.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean there's a review everything. There's
oh yeah, there's there are reviews for everything. Well, these
are the same people that actually comment on porn hub.
Oh that I did not know that anyway. Some other

(03:17):
things I wanted to bring up here. Some normal by
the numbers, thirty three percent of Americans who travel will
avoid destinations where they might need to speak a different language.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I get it, he's been saying.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I mean, although I do go to Mexico, and while
I understand enough, certainly not talking about everybody speaks the
English there. Yeah, you're at the resort, that doesn't count,
you know what I'm saying, But like, it isn't that
going into town or you know, like it do that?
I know, I don't, I'm saying, but like it's one
of the reasons I'm not all that concerned about it

(03:52):
if I did go to town or I'm going like,
it's not a big deal. Like what I think Men's
is saying, is the way you set that up would
be like, for the instance, when I was the way
you set that up, which is why he's like please Anyway,
some countries that people won't travel to because the language
issues for them, like they're like, I'm not going. China

(04:12):
is number one on the lean that's tough on Japan
is number two. There's your daily mention of Japan. Also
not a language issue. All the signs in English as well.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Oh really, oh yeah, everyone speaks in English.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
But if you stay again, stay in the main cities,
you're fine. South Korea at number three, France and Thailand
and number four got tied there, and then Germany and India,
which is weird because they have like the same accent.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
How would you even know the difference?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, right, like yeah, that's a that's a number. Those
are the five countries that people say they won't travel
just the language thing alone. Yeah, like they don't even
want to bother.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Like I said, out of all my travels, mainland China
was the hardest. Everything else like Hong Kong is basically
it was under British rule for I don't know how
long everybody speak I mean, Mendisicot.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Is a hard time here with English. Yeah, from time
to time in the Menace worth to day.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
You go to Macau, which is basically their vegas, everyone
speaks English.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
But the second you land in mainland China, dude, forget
about it.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah. The main reasons Americans avoid learning other languages just
too hard, way too hard, depending on the language. Too uh.
They assume English is widely spoken in most other countries.
They think they have a poor language learning ability, lack
of time to learn, and then fear of offending locals

(05:31):
by using the language incorrectly.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Yeah, or being like way made fun of.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Well, I mean yeah, I mean think about it.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
You get that people. You get the people who you
know English is their second language, and sometimes things you
know sound funny or whatever, but like get what they're saying. Yeah,
but is it think about how you react to it?
Is it ever that big of adea you're trying to
You're trying to understand as they're making an effort, And
in a lot of places sometimes they just appreciate the effort.
From what I understand, you wouldn't know, I wouldn't have
any firsthand knowledge you've seen in movies. Additionally, you might

(06:02):
be doing them a favor by being hilarious by having
a stupid accent.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Yeah, they love it, just like the only place in
Paris they suck.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, if you're gonna keep it domestic. Since we're getting
to I figure like this travel stuff be interesting getting
to the end of the summer. Here get your last
minute travel in uh. Top tourist attractions in the US.
According to the numbers, Yellowstone is at number one. It's
up there with Grand Canyon and Statue of Liberty, three
boring places. Yeah, we went to se Yellowstone. I was
a kid, and all I remember it was we had

(06:29):
to hide in the car the entire time because we
were getting eat a live at Mosquito. Yeah, but I mean, okay,
Yellowstone cool. Yeah, Uh, Grand Cannon great. It is Statue
of Liberty. Boy, oh boy, I'm telling you it's the
most that's I think what you could put that in
the most overrated to travel.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
We can't go to the Torch anymore.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
We at least want to do it once.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, even the eight billion times I went there for
you know, school field trips. You always went that in
Constitution Hall in Philadelphia, like the Liberty Bell and Betsy
Ross of that horse.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
You have to horr.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
I mean I just went recently. We had a black
it was great. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well the Statue of Liberty, Well, when you're doing a
field trip for school, it's all great because you're not
in school exactly, but going back like the idea of
like going to the Statue of Liberty and get on
the boat, go over there and then tight spiral staircase
to the crown. But in eight billion times that I
went there, we never got to do the tour.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
I don't think that's the thing anymore.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Never u These are the top tourist attractions. Niagara Falls
at number two, seventy at number three, who the hell
are they talking to?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Boring times?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Niagara Falls, the Smithsonians at number four, that's fun. And
then the Lincoln, the Lincoln Memorial love that Why I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
I just thought it was really cool, Like what we
went there.

Speaker 9 (07:50):
Yeah, when I was a kid, that was my number
one thing on the list that I wanted to see
because it was just so big.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
I was like, I want to see the giant Lincoln.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I was so excited.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I know.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Then that's one of those things I feel it's like
a grand canyon. Okay, like you see it now, but yeah,
and then you go, wow, that's a big hole.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
All the places that you mentioned. I need about fifteen
minutes and I'm good. Yes, that's it. Here's what you
do with the Lincoln Memorial. Not my joke, but you
go there after dark and you talk to Lincoln because
you're like a senator and you're confused about the votes
you have to make you honesty, I can really use
your health right now?

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, what would do?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I knew there's a reason I kept this stuff around.
These are the world's worst tourist traps. Okay, okay, so
overall this is a list ranked on see online reviews
for attractions of the fifty most popular destinations world worldwide,
and the rankings for worst tourist traps are number one.

(08:42):
And I agree. Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco, Yeah, pretty much.
And I believe most of the mostly like the surrounding
restaurants are gone now.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
And a couple of San Francisco, Yeah you hate clam
chowder and a bowl though.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
My husband and kid just got back from there, had
the five of their life.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
But I think they're.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Probably good word there. There's something about your step son
and your husband.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
I think.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
No matter where they go, it doesn't matter what it is,
they always go, oh, that's the best place ever. I
want to live there. I want to live there. They're
so easily pleased. No wonder you're a happy person. Wall
Drug in Wall, South Dakota. I don't know what that is.
What's Wall drug? Wall drug in? Where in Wall, South Dakota.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
It's a drug store? Cool drug store, you get actual drugs.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Anybody worst tourist trap?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
It looks kind of like a.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
Busy I was going to say the same thing. It's
like a giant like outlet for like souvenirs.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Souvenirs and food and snacks.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Los Rombelos in Spain, Barcelona, Barcelona, and then a Temple
bar in Dublin, Ireland, Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin and then
Royal Mile in England. Any of these places are the
worst tourist traps? Like internationally, They also ranked the top
five most expensive ones worldwide based off of the entry

(10:07):
fee and the amount of disappointed reviews online. Number one
and again, why I would I don't get it. I'm
not an Elvis guy though, Gracelands at number one.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
I'm not an Elvis guy, but I've always wanted to
go there.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
I don't know why. It's crazy.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
It's yeah, it's decorated, so ridiculous that you have to go.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
And I from I understand they really built it out
so it's kind of like almost a mini theme parking.
It's an eighty four dollars entry fee.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
I'd pay that, and there's a line to get in.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
I mean, I could care less about Elvis, but I
want to go.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
The Grand Canyon Skywalk is eighty four dollars.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, it seems absolutely.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
I kind of thought that was free. I thought it
was just there. It is, walk on it is that.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
It's just a platform, right, it's clear, Yeah, see through it.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
The Biltmore Estate in North Carolina is one hundred and
thirty dollars.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Oh no, because we're supposed to go to that soon.
I don't want to pay that.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, Biltmore, I've been for like, what was it some
kind of fraternity thing? And yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
It's it's nice.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Is it worth it?

Speaker 7 (11:11):
And it looks like it?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh no, it's it's for old ladies.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yeah, And I would love it.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, Eiffel Tower. Is it number four?

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Oh wow?

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Not the one in Vegas?

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Oh yeah, you gotta go.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
If you get, you get you have to get the
VIP where you go all the way to the tippy top.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
And then you can drink champagne.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Okay, well the just the regular, the regular one. Yeah,
if you want to see it. Yeah, see twenty four bucks.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
Really.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
And then the Petra Archaeological Site in Jordans.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
That looks awesome.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Seventy bucks. That's Indiana Jones, right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Yeah, incredible looking.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Yeah, they said one of the most expensive and it's
got some of the most disappointed reviews online. Oh really,
And the worst tourist traps is just here in the US.
If it's number one worldwide's gonna be number one in
the country. Fisherman's Wharf and while drug the Dull plantation
in Hawaii what yeah, cool? They grow pineapples, you know,

(12:09):
or do they even grow pineapples anymore?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
They?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah, they grow pineapples active plantation. But you you know,
you ride the little train around it and then you
get some doll what.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Are you supposed to They're not growing pineapples there? What
are you seeing?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Well, while you're listening to like them explaining the history
of the how.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
They used to grow pineapples there. Yeah, yeah, but what
if I I drive through when I'm driving around that
area through pineapple.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Field, but it's not like hours long. It's like it's
like thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
But you're in Hawaii, like you're taking away valuable beach time.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Yeah, but where it is there, it makes sense. They've
got in Pearl Harbor the period.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
It's cool.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Pearl Harbor's cool. Yeah, I mean that that was really fascinating.
That was really interesting and I enjoyed that. Times Square
number three boring, love it. It's cool. Get to get
the picture on your way walking through to somewhere else.
Good idea, right, like you're going to dinner, that's you know,
or maybe you're going to a Broadway show, so you're
walking up Broadway and get your picture then boom, keep moving.

(13:07):
Also agree because I lived in Chicago for a while.
Navy Pier Oh yeah, oh is that boring?

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Like a couple of rides and it's really boring.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
I've been and I don't even remember it. And then
I just like the name of this place. Number five
worst tourist trap in the US it's in Charleston, South Carolina,
Hymen's Seafood. No, thank you the unappealing names.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Yeah, that's no.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
I kind of want to go to Charleston though.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
It's nice for like it's a quiet weekend. Girls love
it because it's all old and yeah, that sounds like
it's Charleston and uh Savannah are the two cities.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
So many horse carriages.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Now I would like a T shirt or a hoodie
from this place, Hymen's Seafood. Of course, that'd be fun
to rock. All right, Well, you know, come a couple
of last minute to end of summer, maybe travel warning
or of suggestions, however you want to take it, but
give us a call eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
This is Nony.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Monday. It's August the eleventh, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
I'm Woody. That's great, gory morning, Woody.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
We got Menace, jan Grad is here, sea masses around here, somewhere,
there's Morgan. We got Sammy who's here. Friends are open
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven weekend
cheers and jeers. I hope everybody had a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Medice and I were in Austin, ye last week and
that was great. It's become kind of like the industry
version of a family reunion, absolutely, and I find that
that's that's what I get the most. You know that
that's the most rewarding part for me because it's a
bunch of people who all do what we do, the
new you know radio shows, morning and afternoon shows, and
you know, so we all we all do a version

(15:05):
of the same thing at different levels, at different stages
in the career. And then it's just cool seeing you know,
people that you get to see once a year, right,
you know, and catching up with them, and it's good.
It's a great networking thing for people that do what
we do. And uh, it's nice going to see these
different cities and also shout out to everybody. At one
oh one X, we stopped buying and saw them. They

(15:26):
had a big event in the park and like a
like a big music festival thing that they were doing,
and nice, yeah, hotter than hell. Oh yeah, men, It's
got a lot of way moo cars. Oh my god,
I'm addicted to Yeah, there's so much. Yeah, so that's
that's the cheers. What's that? That's what I'm saying. And
uh yeah, So anyway that that was great, And then
my jeers has nothing to do with anything you know personally.

(15:49):
It has to do with We've talked about this a
number of times where you know, there are these people,
what do they say, I forget the percentage. There's like
a small percentage of people that commit like eighty percent
of the crime, right, and we're like, well, people wonder, well,
how did this happen? Well, it's because they just keep
getting released.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Yeah, leg turnover, I crossed my heart pinkies where.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
I won't do it again is legal.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
So anyway, my jeers goes to the criminal justice system.
Oh no, okay, I have a story here. It's a
forty five year old guy in Texas who got himself arrested.
Here's the local news story on it. Good evening.

Speaker 11 (16:24):
Yesterday we told you about the arrest of forty five
year old Wesley whirl and tonight we are digging into
his past and want to warn you that some details
we were given by the police department could be disturbing
to some. This man, who Tyler police say last month
exposed himself to two girls who were riding bikes through
their neighborhood along Frye Avenue. Police say World followed the

(16:45):
girls for some time before stopping in the parking lot
of Andy Woods Elementary. Then say he got out of
his car wearing only a diaper and with a pacifier
in his mouth, began to mouth goo goo gaga and
proceeded to tell them he needed his diaper chain aged.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
And then your parents obviously called the police owned him.

Speaker 11 (17:02):
But what happened in this neighborhood is not the first
time World has been accused or charged of behavior like this.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Okay, so this could have been ended already.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Yeah, first time.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Well, because there's there's a number of what you're gonna
hear here in just a minute. But like here's a guy,
you know, going, you know, over to little girls with
a diaper on and a pacifier and a goo goo gaga.
Like you execute this person, right, yes? Yeah, Like society
has no use for a person like this.

Speaker 11 (17:27):
The rest records details several similar incidents, some dating back
to nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's what he likes to do is come out in diapers.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
In two thousand and seven, World was sentenced to seven
years in prison for exposing himself to an eight year
old girl at a church, and most recently, police say
World went to several walmarts around Tyler, following women and
children with his hands inside his shorts. When police questioned him,
World says he was checking to see if he had
soiled his diaper.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
I mean so, I mean just goes on?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
My god, My favorite is an actuality they have here
from this guy sounds like a cartoon character. He is
one of the people that live in the neighborhood where
he was just busted for this like latest diaper incident.
This guy's voice kills me.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I'll be put away, but but I don't understand if
we've been calped for, prosecuted, why and he put away?

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Hanging here?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
This was the real life.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
By the way, watch my new episodes. What is this?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
How is this happening in Tyler, Texas?

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Is my question?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Right? Exactly?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
This okay San Francisco, sure, but this is exactly middle
of Texas's tolerated very liberal laws on on what you
could do to protect not only you and your stuff
and your neighbors and their stuff, which I would assume
and include their children. Yeah for sure. Yeah, Oh my god. Yeah,
like what a what a loser? No loss weekend cheers

(18:52):
and jeers Sea Bass Well cheers to Greg Cinnabon.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Yes, I'm listening.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
So they've they're not afraid of just absolutely being the
fattest thing on the planet. And I'm not talking about
this regular cin of bonds which are discussed, not discussing
absurd from the amount of color calories they have. I
was just I was walking by one, and I say,
I see, however, look take it.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
What's good?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh, they've got a new Reese's collaboration. Smells so good
that they take and throw chunks of penis exactly even Menace, Wait,
you didn't ask for more on top of that, that's
how it comes. They take chunks of peanut butter cup
what on top of that?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Exactly what I.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Said, Yeah, that on top of the Cina butt, and
then just because that's not enough, Menace and Greg, they
then drizzle it with all kinds of like you know,
peanut butter sauce.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
And.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
I don't stop there. It's like a Reese's Pieces version
as well. That I'm like, good God, c in a bond,
how fat can you?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Right now, you didn't talk a butt yet?

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Warm?

Speaker 8 (20:03):
And it's cut up into pieces.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Greg, It's like almost ready to be served. And eating
Greg's is sucker for a good cinnamon roll. The thing
about Cinnabon too much like the Costco cinnamon rolls. They
roll out seasonally, but man, they are not stingy when
it comes to the icing exactly, which is what makes
it's just a wet, goop goopy.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Greg's smart, you know, he's probably not gonna eat a lot,
so he goes right for the center.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Look at that. Oh, I might start crying. It's soft,
hillowy hint of peanut butter sauce. The texture is divine.
That is so damn good.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I had at your local had the Pieces version, and
the Reese's pieces are soft really like you know, you
get the ice cream little rocks. Yeah so good.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Oh yeah, normally, I mean Reese's piece is kind of
a waste. Yeah, you know, not not not not the
biggest fan, but.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Pieces.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I don't trust people at it to the list who
don't like peanut butter. Right, it's weird. It's weird. I
thought that was just a universal thing.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Yeah, makes everything better.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
What do you mean you don't like peanut butter. I
almost get mad at Sammy for not liking maple syrup.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
It's weird. Craig speaking of wish, get that could container
back from Sammy. She's stealing it all. Oh wait, oh,
cheers to Cinnabon, and then the jeers jeers. I was
at Cinnabon. Jeers to people who wait for parking spots
when there is a line of fifty cars. Yeah, because
first off, it's at the mall. There's yes, I get

(21:35):
it's busy on a weekend. Uh, yeah, there's plenty of
spots if you just keep going. But when you see
a stopped to wait for the spot, not when the
guy was, you know, just reversing and pulling out, when
the peak couple is still walking and walking and they're
just following the couples, and you've got fifty people behind you,
and for every second you're waiting, it's not just your seconds,
that's times fifty for everybody behind you.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Totally.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
They're waiting and waiting and wedding. They're not getting out
of the way. So eventually like squeezed and almost like
scraped by them and I should have honked or whatever,
but I was polite because I was, you know, in
a parking garage that have made a lot of noise.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Yeah, I was mindful, considerate. You'd have to walk like
an extra forty feet.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Exactly, stop waiting and for spots. It involves like you know,
grocery stores, et cetera, et cetera. Well, especially when all
you're doing is saving yourself, like what thirty feet because
there's usually a spot a little further down, you will
sit there for fifteen minutes or you'll circle like a
shark for.

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Half an hour.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Now if it's because the spots that are available are
quote too far right exactly, if it's just your time, okay,
but be mindful of your surroundings and also keep in
mind like it's not like you won't be walking throughout
the mall exactly.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
What are you really saving yourself?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah, so jeers to the people that wait four spots.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Don't yah?

Speaker 12 (22:45):
All right?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Well weekend cheers and jeers probably had a great weekend.
Share what happened with us on the text cinnabon.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
It's only about eleven bucks apiece.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
They take stamps. Can you use can you use the
stamps on those? We're gonna take a quick break and
then we'll update you if you were like on our
social media at all. Like, there was some drama that
broke out from our cat Con coverage Bush or Bear
and I think it's hilarious, but we will discuss coming up.

(23:21):
Dex's all. The drama kind of broke out while I
was out of town, right, I was like, some of
a bitch? Why does all the good stuff happen when
I'm gone the Woody Show? All right, So just a
quick recap. It was last week we had some audio
from Morgan who went to cat Con, had a great time,
interviewed a bunch of people down there. We covered three

(23:43):
of those people here on the show for a round
of Morgan's trademark original game Bushard Bear right, and it
was a good good time had by all on that.
And then one of the people that we talked to,
she was like, wow, and Sea Bass as you know,
who has a very strict policy when it comes to
slams and his dating. He says only Eight's and aboves right.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
It's what I prefer, is what I say, and my
my problem.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
There was talk about Eight's on a bell curve that's
like the top three percent of people looks wise either way,
that's his personal policy. He always says eights and aboves,
which we go, okay, whatever. But Morgan, as we were
discussing this, one person goes, oh, in Sea Bass, she's
really pretty. She's total eight, which he says, I'll be
the judge of that, and I take the looks and

(24:29):
I said she was pretty. She was pretty, but disagree
with the eight. Said she's more like a six or seven.
And then you know, Mena said that he hated to
agree with Sea Bass, but he agreed more like a
six or a seven. And that was you know, but
pretty much it.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I said that she was very good looking. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyway, this person goes on her she's an influencer,
which I you know, okay, everybody's an influencer. She goes
on her social media and posts. I saw this like then,
you know, while we were we were gone, and it's
like this totally dramatic, about to cry, forced to cry. Yeah,

(25:09):
you know, guys, just this doesn't happen to anybody else,
you know, whatever, and so yeah, well here I have
the audio.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Okay, here i'll I will post uh, here we go.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Hey fan.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Unfortunately, an incident happened this past weekend that I do
need to address. I was debating if I actually wanted
to make a video about this, because I don't want
to draw more attention to it. But at the same time,
I need to make sure this doesn't happen to any
other women or anybody else in general, because it's absolutely disgusting.
I do want to warn you that some of the
things that I mentioned this video are a little bit disturbing,
so just be aware of it does get worse as

(25:44):
it goes on. So this past weekend, I was approached
by a woman named Morgan Cook from I Hurt Radio
who asked to do an interview with me, just who
was just doing random interviews with people.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
I said, sure, why not?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You know, she had the official I Heart Radio logo
on her clothing and I was like, all right, sure,
it's just an audio interview. She said, she didn't mention
the context of the interview, what segment it was for,
just that it was for iHeart Radio. She then proceeds
to ask me more more personal questions, and I don't care.
I have a good sense of humor about it. Fast
forward to yesterday morning, I come home for my weight
management doctor of all places, because as if I already

(26:14):
don't hate the way I look, then I have to
then listen to this segment about me on The Woody
Show on iHeartRadio, where they then dissect my appearance. I
was told this was strictly an audio interview, but because
I have an online presence, they decide to look me
up and try to rate me on a scale of
one to ten as a part of their Bear or

(26:35):
Bush segment on there the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
You guys are looking her up.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
She's very Morgan.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
You don't know what it means. You got you.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
She's pretty and she's what's what's the ak NX? So
what is she then?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Number?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
I mean she's low sevens TI sexes.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
She seems nice.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Tell me all about that.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
She's just a little, you know, a kind of official underscore.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I hate to agree with, especially when you're doing this
that like that, like whatever, this is, like this is
like this one as anyone anyone like this, you can't
say like eight and above immediately disqualifies.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I think it's incredibly disgusting.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
And there's the fake crying. Who are therese chipmunks that
are just playing well, spent up for time purposes. I'm
sure more than a second we're too boring. Yeah yeah,
but yeah, the fake crying.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I don't understand why we as a society have gotten
so comfortable just tearing apart women for their looks when
my entire social media presence has.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Been so much more than that.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't understand why people have gotten so comfortable judging
people for their physical appearance. And I've gotten so comfortable
saying the most heinous things.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
And she's really beautiful waiting for the heinous part in
the end.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I just want to make it clear that my objective
with this video is to remember to be kind to people,
because you never know what someone's going through in their
own life, right, and just remember like women are people,
Everyone is going through.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
Their own stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
There's no reason to ever make comments on anyone's physical appearance.
I just want to make it clear that my objective
with this video is to make sure that this doesn't
happen again to anybody else.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Just remember to be kind. Okay, let me start with
as a person in the public eye, right, we're public persons, sure, yeah,
we have text, you wouldn't survive half a second, not
with one any kind of like real existence where people
aren't just you know, caping for every little thing that

(28:41):
you do, because like being a public person opens you
up to people having opinions, people but you don't know
having opinions. Check out the comments on our Instagram exactly.
And so yeah, so like her, you know her capers
her people that you know seem to and it seems
to be you know, people twenty and under the most part,
you know, just by the by the way, most of

(29:05):
the comments seem to be, well, how dare people who
look like this be making comments?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
That's what we ma.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
It's not news to us. I think we've said a
number of times we are the ugliest show on the radio.
I said, uh, it's uh we we look how people
with food poisoning feel. If anyone knows what gross is,
it's us. So there's there's another aspect of this, which
I'm allowing Menace to get into here a second, because
medice is really kind of dissected this whole thing, And

(29:32):
so I'm gonna go to our residence social media correspondent
here in just a moment. But I will say if
someone truly hates the way they look, If someone truly
hates the way they look, being called a six or
a seven, you would think would make their years serious.
Like as someone who I look, I've said a number
of times, squinty eyes, blimp lips, you know, like I

(29:53):
have not a lot going for me in the looks
department at all. And if someone said I was a
six or a seven when it comes to like attractiveness
for dudes, I'd be pretty pumped. Yeah, you know, but
because five is the breaking point between good and bad, right, four,
you could make an argument that it is quote maybe
mean or whatever because four is below average.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Yeah, everybody's calling you above average.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Six or seven is above average.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
Half the room said eight or a bit.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Yeah, this is the gentlest bullying I've ever heard.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah, and that's another word that's completely taken out of context,
and the definition is all is all weird.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
All right.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
So now I'm going to turn it over to to Metas,
who has some thoughts on this from a social media perspective.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah, so, I kind of so I want to watch
her video, and I kind of don't disagree with a
lot of stuff that she said. That her you know
her social media is not really about her looks, is
about her content, and she does a good job, which
we've we which we said we talked about. But I
was like, oh, the audio that was played in the
video sounded weird to me, so the untrained ear to

(30:54):
anybody that was watching it. That doesn't work in audio editing.
I'm like, this audio doesn't sound right, you know. So
I just wanted to take this little example right here
on number two. So this was what was on her
audio clip, right this.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Once you asked anyone anyone like this, you can't say,
like eight above immediately disqualified.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I think it's incredibly disgusting and I don't understand why
we as a society.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Okay, right, but if you go to our podcast, which
no one did because I looked at the numbers.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
O babe, based on it was it looked like an
average day, average day, right, This had no influence on
you know, people going to the actual podcast to hear
from themselves context.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
So that point right there, here's the same point. Here's
the audio.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Immediately disqualified.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Fine, she has a good features, not ugly at all. Right,
Oh it's weird.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
So it went from this this, Once you've asked anyone
anyone like this. You can't say like eight above, immediately disqualified.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
I think it's increased.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I cut it off there, becau because what it really
sounded immediately disqualified. Fine, she's fine. She has good features,
not ugly, good features, not ugly at all. This is
the softest bullying in All of that was left out.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Interesting, All of that was left her side was just
a mistake.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Yeah, so that happened, right.

Speaker 12 (32:19):
And then I was like, because much like the Epstein video, well,
because Menace pointed this out to me, he goes, dude,
he goes, because I guess when she made her video,
it was a screenshot of the podcast or player or whatever,
and so it has like you know, in a podcast,
the time as it ticks along, there are big chunks

(32:39):
of time that are missing out of It's like where's
the missing chunks?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Kind of like where's the missing chunk?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
We've already been told that she has tried to address this.
So she said she was cutting out other parts of
the segment.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah, the parts that we said immediately disqualified. She has
good features, Yeah, cut all those useless parts out because
it doesn't fit what she's trying to accomplish with her
video but good.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
And then also I'm like, oh, and I thought about it.
There's like there's another audio missing, and I go, here's
here's some more audio that's missing.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Oh yeah, she also missed.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
This, dude.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
I looked her up. She's actually hilarious. Really, he're at
is a k A n A. She's got like two
million followers on TikTok really and oh my god, the
work she puts into those little skit things whatever you
call them, that's great.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, somebody like somebody came and told me like, oh,
this is one to do for a living. I like,
are you sure?

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:30):
And literally at the end.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
It's a lot of theater centric, like you said, like
she said, the musical stuff, and there's a big audience
for that, you know, especially amongst young girls and cats.
It goes together.

Speaker 10 (33:42):
Yeah, But it doesn't look lazy like a content reader,
like she's just sitting around like, hey, guys, she.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Looks like she's putting some effort into Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Okay, wow, some high praise. So we said you're above average,
and then we talked about how good your content.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Was not a good videos, good production.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
It's almost as if ninety five percent of the conversation.
In fact, it's a one hundred percent of the conversation.
Look and medicine I had a conversation about. I'll give
you a little bit of the aftermath after I make
this point. But you know, what we did for Butcher Bear,
the things that we do on the show, and obviously
how I look at situations like these is very much

(34:22):
unbrand for who we are in sensitivity training for a
politically correct What we say at the beginning of every
hour that we do the show, we're just here having
a good time. Nothing here is meant to be taken seriously.
It just you gotta, you gotta relax, you gotta, you
gotta just you know, roll with it, and if you
don't like something, you are free to punch out and
move on. But as much as that is on brand

(34:43):
for us, and again once again we're gonna make a
point to be fair to her. What she did with
the phony crying and the you know, the whole the
victim thing and you know, trying to get her people
fired up on her behalf for being called as six
or as seven. That's very much on brand for what
those types of people do. Meaning the influencers, especially the

(35:06):
female ones. There's very much a big benefit social currency,
a big there's a social currency in being a victim
to being a victim. That's just how it works. So
kudos to her. She did what was right for her brand,
right because she saw it as an opportunity.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Okay, yeah, did a great job.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
We see it as we're just doing what the show does,
and you know, we're just having a good time to
politically incorrect and everything else. But anyway, you were called
a six or seven.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
You're welcome, but it was the lowest ranking.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
With with a whole bunch of other nice stuff thrown in.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
There promoting the hell out of our account.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Yeah, I thought I thought your one picture was dumb,
but that's my opinion. What the hell do I know?
I told you as ugly guy, What do I know?
What do I'd like to say something if I may,
Sure people might remember when Sammy first started on the show,
she was asked to rate me and the number that
Sammy said to my face in.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Studio and she still laughs about it to this very day.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Sammy called me to my face a six. Oh my god.
So I know the pain of being called a six
and disgusting. It's it's disgusting that it had to come
from a woman. Yeah, and you know what, I'm sure
you don't want that to happen to anybody else. I
am heard too is slightly above average. I am disgusted
at the response in this room to immediately call me
eight eleven. So I know you know, as I say,

(36:31):
I hurt people, hurt people, and I can all and
the generational trauma of Sammy calling me a six. I
hope I get an apology someday and hopeful a bunch
of people lose their jobs. But it's happened to me, it.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Could happen to anybody. So what you're saying is you
want society to stop rating people based on their looks.
So we need to have TMZ stop doing Who'd you rather,
we need to stop having pageants, and we also.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
We just have the Ugliest Dog contest they're even doing
with animals. Yeah, it's disgusting someone like Sammy could be
so cavalier to call me a six. I agree, Greg,
it's it's it's yeah. I'm only making this video because
that's the only reason I don't want her to get fired.
But anyway, uh so there were you know a number
of comments and people you can go on our on
our Instagram for sure. Are there any of the social

(37:17):
media you could see encouragement her her fans? You's got
what two million we said something like that, TikTok followers,
covid so's there are gonna be people on there.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Now, for all those people that are expecting an apology
in any way, shape or form out of this show,
I can ruin you and your delusion right now. You're
not getting one. But I just asked one from Sam.
You're not You're not getting one. And as matter of fact,
I because I had a conversation with with somebody else
in the company that was just kind of talking about it.
And by the way, one of the muckety MUCKs when
they called me, first thing out of their mouth and

(37:46):
this person will remain anonymous, the first thing out of
their mouth is a before uh we go any further,
I want to say I think six is a little generous,
all right, Okay, And then and then we talked about
He's like, well, I mean, I mean, do you have
any plans to I said, I absolutely have zero plans
to apologize. There is nothing to apologize for. We don't

(38:09):
apologize for her feelings. We don't apologize for it. It
doesn't matter what it is. I told him, we could
say or do the most horrendous thing. You are never
gonna get an apology out of this show. And I'll
tell you for this very simple reason why. Because once
you do it once, everybody expects it, and they just
hang in there until they get one, until they get one,
until until they get one. To the We're not doing it.
That's not what we do insensitivity for a politically correct world.

(38:32):
We tell you upfront what it is. It's like her
trigger warning, the beating of her video. Yes, it's a
trigger warning. Like, dude, if you are that type of person,
maybe this is not what you should be listening to.
So that's that's what we have to say about it. Again,
here is what she said. Anyone like this you can't say,

(38:52):
like eight to above immediately disqualify.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I think it's incredibly disgusting and I don't understand we.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
As a society.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Okay, so there was that, but here's what was really said.
Here's the rest of it, with the stuff that she
decided to cut out immediately disqualified.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
She has good features.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Okay, So I will say, whereas I might have been
more in the line of oh yeah, I could see
where you'd say, like a six or a seven. Your personality,
your attitude, your victim you know things, has really lowered
you to more like a two. It really does. But
again I will say, at doing what you do for

(39:34):
that's your brand, and that's the currency with social media
influencers is.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
To be a victim.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I completely applaud you for sticking to your brand, which
is why I hope you can appreciate when I tell
you that you are not getting an apology, nor are
any of your fans, and you can continue to comment
all you want on our social media posts, you are
not getting one, and that's because that is our brand.
We are not apologists. We are not going to sit

(40:03):
here and cater to a bunch of soft people who
are offended by being called a six or a seven.
That like when when Greg sits here and tells us
I'm so fat fat he says it, Look, it's called fishing.
He's looking for a compliment for us to go Greg,
You're not fat because he's not.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah, he's not.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
You're in a room full of fat people, and I'm
so fat like, how dare you sir?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
So?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Uh, that's what we got to say. Now to end
the segment, I will I will play one more clip
and so menas put this together too, just to show
how anybody can take any kind of audio and make
it into whatever they want. Uh, we would say in
accounter video if we were going to do something like that,
this is the video that we would post.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (40:48):
This is a conna and she was there with a
famous cat.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
My name is Acana.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
You guys are looking her up?

Speaker 13 (40:55):
What would you d her? She's very oare, she's pretty and.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
She's u's what's the.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Person a K A n A.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Not ugly at all?

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Right?

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Huh weird how that works? And one last thing I
will mention she also fancies herself a musician. I have
not listened to her. I have not listened to her music,
but I did think it was pretty interesting that one
of the more recent songs that she released is called

(41:28):
Pretty Girls Don't Cry. You can interpret that how you'd like.
More Woody Show. After the sales department takes their monetary
piece of flesh and blood, The Woody Show back in
a bit, what is weird the wood Show? One other
follow up to the whole thing with the influencer mad

(41:50):
that we called her a six or a seven in
many eights.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Yeah, well yeah, a lot of people arguing that in
the room. Yeah, I should be hired.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
If you go into I mean going on to any
of our social media and read the comments from like
her people or whatever. I mean a lot of it
about you know, our looks or whatever, which again, of
course agree, You're not gonna get a disagreement from us.
High Now my one of my I think, besides just
the butt herdness in general, my favorite part of this

(42:22):
are there are people taking screenshots from like the videos
that we post, the in studio videos like of Sea
Bass or me or everybody on the shows has gotten
some and they manipulate the photos to like make us
even uglier than we already are. And I had Menace
pull some of his favorites and we've posted those where

(42:42):
can they find them? On on our Instagram?

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Brie.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Now, these are great and I encourage everybody to continue
using those as things happen. If you want to post
things or or whatever.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
You can play games on my forehead.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Yeah, that was that one's great. There are I think
the best to seem to take the brunt of them. Yeah,
well I have I have the worst camera angle in lighting.
Of course, is that if only it was better lighting right,
and if only I hadn't been called a six by
a woman that is very disturbing.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Well, it's funny that all the comments are talking about
looks while being upset about commenting about.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Looks and whatever. I don't care about. Any of the
comments are hilarious with just how like over the top
alarmists these people are about something so innocuous. But you know, again,
the best part of this whole thing. Take a look
at all the pictures. Well, no, not even all of them,
just some of MENACE's favorites that people have come up with. Yeah,

(43:43):
as a way too, they're thinking that they're attacking us,
although we I can't promise you I'm for a WOODI Show. Listeners,
please feel free to use.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
These Yeah, yeah, they're If you want to see the
full lineup of photos, it's on our TikTok at the
Woody Show on TikTok all in the And.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
If anybody finds better ones, or you think you can
make a better one, please send them along. We'll add
them to the list.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
No one cares.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I sort of feel like an innocent victim here though
I didn't say anything mean, and.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
No one really said anything. As we heard, nobody really
said anything mean. Even the six or seven was not mean.

Speaker 8 (44:22):
That's above average.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Nobody said anything mean. So that said nobody really quote
deserves it, but we'll take it. And yeah, there were
a couple where like Samuel looks like a goddamn pirate.
Like the worst is how Morgan got attacked. Yeah, I
think that's ridiculous because Morgan was the one that is
giving that girl the highest level, the highest Morgan actually

(44:44):
kind of started this by saying eight yeah, and then yeah,
and then and then you know, and then you know
how she got rewarded all this chicks like little minions
and stuff like I guess reported her Instagram and so
like her Instagram has just been suspended. It's going to
come back. But yeah, yeah, it's it's not a big deal.
We know people over there. It'll be fine, dude.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
I was getting so many death threats. There are sending
me pictures of my family members on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I found your family.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Look what I'm going to do, medace, No, it is
a menace move. I was out of town.

Speaker 13 (45:14):
But yeah, the dms were so funny.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
My god.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Yeah, so they're doing that. But yet they're reporting her
account which didn't have anything on there at all.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Right, they're reporting that a stray of death threats. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
That's actually nothing we did was illegal or even against
any kind of turns of service. And a very measured
response to you're being a fan of a social media person. Yeah,
being called a six or a seven. Yeah, that's super measured. Yeah,
you're the ones who don't sound crazy at all or
look crazy at all. No, Yes, it's another new out

(45:53):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Monday Morning, back
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that's menace. Hi, we got sea masts, we got Sammy
Morgan's here taking new calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can text us over to two two nine eight seven.
Gina grat is here. Yeah, and she's got the trending

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news headlines.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Oh, some guy in Atlanta started shooting up a CVS
drug store before going after the CDC building across the street.
Cops stormed in. They shot back and forth. Sadly an
officer was killed in the chaos, but somehow no civilians
were hurt. The shooter also died, but it's still unclear
if it was from police gunfire. He took himself out whatever,
So thank you either way the trash.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
So why did he do this?

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Well, according to his neighbors, he was always ranting about
how the COVID shot made him sick and depressed and
even gave him trouble swallowing and tummy issues. Then, yeah,
thank you Wall. Apparently he needed to go on a
shooting spree.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Yeah, it seemed to be.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
There was like a ton of shootings. Yeah, over just
the last couple of days. There were like four different stories.

Speaker 10 (46:58):
Well, now that you mentioned it, yeah, I knew York,
some seventeen year old little punk got into an argument yep,
Times Square restaurant, stormed outside, started shooting at another guy.
Three people ended up getting hit. And now this kid,
who literally just graduated high school with like the squeaky
clean record, he's sitting in jail facing multiple attempted murder charges.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
So now what happened? Was it because somebody called him
a six or seven?

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Probably he clearly thought he was an eight.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
Yeah, Well, Warner Brothers newest movie, Weapons took the top
spot as the number one movie in the country this week,
and I really want to see that the movie makes
it Warner Brothers seventh number one opener this year. Disney's
Freaky or Friday opened in second, followed by Fantastic Four.
So good weekend for Disney.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
How the hell did Freaky or Friday loose to something
I've never heard of before?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I know.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Well, Weapons had some really good marketing on how the
movie was positioned.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
What's it about?

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Yeah, okay, so it's it's well, the storyline is that
a group of school children go missing at two seventeen
am and they don't know why, and so the.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Little kid's doing a two seventeen am.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
That's the question, and that's the question.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
They don't know why, and there was one kid that
was from the class that didn't disappear, and then they
tried to fgure out what's going on. Apparently it's really
super scary.

Speaker 8 (48:20):
I want to see it.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
And then it was also kind of positioned in the
marketing as the Blair Witch Project, where it was a
true story, oh which it was loosely based on multiple stories.

Speaker 7 (48:32):
Okay, so no, now I'm interested.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
The bad Guys to finished fourth.

Speaker 10 (48:35):
Naked Gun rounded out the top five, and some baseball
history was made over the weekend when Jen Powell became
the first female umpire in a regular season game. She
was behind the plate for the Marlins Braves game in Atlanta,
calling balls and strikes, fans cheering her on, and she
said the whole thing was intense and emotional, but her
strike zone, the first pitch she called was six inches

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off the plate and it went viral.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Nurves fine to that, although they did put I saw
a video over the weekend. This guy man, he do
I forget his name, umpire just if this is not
the argument for automated balls and strike calls. The thing
like it was and the players like, what, yeah, pictures
what they don't let that go? Yeah, because the batter's
getting screwed. It wasn't like for one team or the other.

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Wasn't like always in favor of the picture. It was like,
batters are getting screwed, pictures getting screwed.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Somebody on the tape.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
You don't need you do you need somebody behind the
plate to make those calls.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
So here's a question, is that a full time job?
Do you think? Well, that's a good question.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
It is because the baseball season is so long.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Yeah, so that would be.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
It's not like the NFL where there's a total of
seventeen games and yeah, most of the eighteen weeks of
a season. Yeah, these are you know, one hundred and
eighty plus games. Yeah, that's a full time job. But
just how how about does that suck? Like you finally
break in just about time for them to do the
robot ump.

Speaker 10 (49:57):
And you're the one pushing them forward, like do we
need a robot?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Yeah, that's just the beginning though. I call that first
day nerves. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Well, Ford's calling Monday their Model t moment today as
they roll out a new electric car at about half
the price of the other evs, plus it's built in
the US with Michigan made batteries. The CEO says it's
all about taking on Chinese car makers and rethinking the
whole design and build process. And also, by the way,
this is being made in Kentucky, not Michigan. And meanwhile,

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Ford is delaying the new electric cars and vans until
twenty twenty eight, and EV sales might take a hit
now that the Trump administration scrapped those seventy five hundred
dollars tax.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Credit, but not if it's half the price of the other.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
EV's exactly right, because the seventy five.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Hundred dollars tax credit was a big deal because they
were needed to be expensive. Offset that.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
And they say China, but it's really Amazon. Jeff Bezos,
he invested in this company called Slate. We're sure going
to put out EV cars for eighteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
I've seen some videos online of these Chinese electric vehicles
like that you can buy oversea. Kn't at them here.
These things are sick.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Yeah, they look like supercars.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
And I'm not a big fan of the whole EV
thing just because I have range anxiety. I don't like it.
I mean, I'm the car I have now. It's like
a forty mile full performance range on just the electric
before it switches then over to the gas. It doesn't
go back and forth. It's either, you know, use the
forty mile. And I love that because I'm only getting
gas but once every three weeks, because I get all
the way to work and about three quarters of the

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way home before I use the drop of gas. That's great.
But should I be on the road and the electric goes,
you know, I exhaust that I don't have to worry. Yeah,
because I can always just get gas anywhere on any corner.
I like that. That kind of like hybrid. But yeah,
I guess it is hybrid world. Yeh, hybrid electric is
what it's called. But I said, I tell you, some
of these Chinese electric cars are cool. I mean just

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all the features and all the things they have.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
And they don't look like golf carts.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
No, they don't like they're sick.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
This is quite a turnaround from someone who said that
China is a what kind of country? That's a garbage country. Okay,
I mean, yeah, it is a garbage country. But they
make them. Yeah, makes some pretty good cards. And that's
really that's a statement on their government.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Guys. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
Well, bed Bath and Beyond is back kind of. The
company filed for bankruptcy back in twenty twenty three, but
they were bought out by the Brand House Collective and
now they've opened up a new store in Nashville called
bed Bath and Beyond Home.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Yes, that's very different, yes, queen.

Speaker 10 (52:25):
As a part of the grand opening, the store is
honoring old bed, Bath and Beyond coupons in case you
have any of those still laying around, and they're giving
out new ones. The Nashville location right now is the
only one, but if things go well, which sounds like
it will, they're going to open four more, so be
on the lookout.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Well, there's also the whole Ikea best Buy joining forces.
Did you see that?

Speaker 7 (52:47):
Yeah, I heard about that.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
So Ikea is now being able to sell furniture in
the mini stores inside a best Buy. And so they
say each mini store is going to be about a
thousand square feeds kind of smaller things, cabinet storage, things
like that, and they're hoping that while people are there,
you know, for their appliance as the best Buy, they
may realized that, hey, we need this, uh, I don't know,
and table yeah whatever. The first ten mini stores will

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be opening in Texas and Florida this fall, and then
more on the way in other states. But yeah, so
how toys dr us has so many locations inside Macy's right, exactly,
a Sephora inside I think Macy's also something was a
store inside of a store, right yeah, but yeah, ike
it inside the best Bike because the last time I
went into the best by Menace. You know, I love

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walking around the Best Buy. But since they got rid
of like all the DVD first, it started where they
got rid of all the CDs right then the next
phase was getting rid of all.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
The DVDs and all the movies.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
So they had so much open space that they had
to figure out what to do with it. And uh,
it's they have everything just so much more roomy. Yeah,
so much more room for activity.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
But I was trying to tell Greg they've put a
ton of electric bikes in there. Oh yeah, they got
all kinds of study got around the store.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Yeah, can you ride them?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
They got plenty of room.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
I've never asked.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
He shows next.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
The show.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
All right, weekend cheers and jeers. Hope we had a
great weekend. We're starting the weeks together. We appreciate you
being here and give us some of your time. Gina Grad,
how was your weekend? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 8 (54:25):
It was great.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
I was in Kansas City for a family events. Yeah,
a little bar mitzvah, super juice hard, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
It was fun.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Lovely that so much food, so much food, so much
whitefish salad.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
The cheers the white fish salad.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
No thanks, that's not your thing.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
No cheers.

Speaker 10 (54:49):
Sleeping in my childhood bedroom, which I don't do very often,
but it ruled all my stuff still there. I mean
it's kind of like my mom's office and stuff, but
like all my posters.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
And like still there, as if like you died and
they just kind of left it as like that.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
We're like, you know, we're still waiting for her to
come home.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Like Disney has kept Walt's office undisturbed. Yeah, it's kind
of like at the Disney headquarters in Burbank.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
It's crazy. We've been in anxiety.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Yeah, this is like that.

Speaker 10 (55:13):
It's like I was kidnapped forty years ago, except exactly
that I left it.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
But that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Are the posters framed?

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Yeah of course? Okay, good, oh please, I wasn't an
animal jeers though.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (55:24):
So now that they accepted the offer on this house
and you know, things are going along well, by the.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Way, I wasn't here for that. Congratulations you thanks very much.

Speaker 10 (55:32):
I know a lot can still go wrong, but it
seems like we're doing you know, it seems like it's
gonna happen. I am getting bombarded with paperwork and email
that I do not care about.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
I do not understand from every.

Speaker 10 (55:43):
Escrow lenders like these words, need nothing to do it?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Do them?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
So many documents is what you're paying your realitor for.
Let them organize everything and just tell you what.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
You need to do.

Speaker 10 (55:55):
Oh, she had an offer, that's what she's doing. I mean,
she's been wonderful. She's a major handholder, which is.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
What I need because she wants to get it closed. Yeah,
she's the expert in this.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
She's great.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Can you tell her, Hey, walk me through this and
tell me what I need to do.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
I just thought once I proved we had the funds
that they would leave us alone.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
There's so much more.

Speaker 7 (56:14):
A lot of it is redundant.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Yeah, and why do you see how much paperwork there is?
Like a closing, Oh, it's a ton you'll sign the
same paperwork multiple times. But the good thing is, but
the docu sign stuff makes it easy because it's just
like you do those signature wants and you go sign
ye sign tap sign.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
Taps sign where I like, go to someone's.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Office initial tap tap tap.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
I love doing it.

Speaker 10 (56:36):
So I'm sure there's more to come. But yeah, at
least it's docu signed.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Well, congratulations, thank you, that's all.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Menace weekend, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Well, New Wednesday came out on Netflix, y'all. Yeah, season two. Okay,
loved it, but uh so I got to check that
out and I enjoy that. And then I watched the racing.
Frankie Munez, you know from malcol Yeah, he's a big
time the Medal in the middle. Yeah, he he was racing,
So I checked out someone was racing. He didn't do

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so well in twenty seventh place. And he races trucks, right,
these like super trucks. But I don't know if you
guys saw that the the NASCAR race were the guy
he won, and then while he was like celebrating, he
fell over and broke his collar.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
It's seven career wins. Let's go down to mobile one
Victory Lane one. Well, yeah, because you know how they
stand up on the car and they know like they're
ye Champagne, dude.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
I figured it was did he slip from like Champagne?

Speaker 7 (57:37):
He was stepping off the.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Slipped on. Yeah, the netting was folded over the door,
and that's of course not solid. So the Netting's not. Yeah,
but it was one of the all time great falls
from just a you know for it, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
For sure, but only Jeers is though. With this New
Wednesday being out on Netflix, they're doing that thing where
they break up the season so you can't watch.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
The whole thing all at once. So the second half.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
Of the season is not until September, and they're doing
the same thing with Stranger Things Stranger Things this next season.
They're gonna put it out pretty soon, but they're putting
it out in three pieces. They're gonna put out a
little bit, then it's gonna be and think like around
Thanksgiving for the second part, and then the final is
like New Year's Eve.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
But don't you think that's good? It's good for them,
don't you think don't you think society needs a little
bit of that. Society needs a little bit of patience.
They need to learn some some what do they call
delayed gratification. Right, Absolutely, we've become so instantaneous that something
doesn't happen tomorrow, no, but carries into other aspects of life,
Like you start a brand new job and if you're

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not the top salesperson within two days, they're like, well,
I don't know if this is working out.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
We see it radio.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
We see it in radio all the time. In fact,
that was one of the discussions that this radio thing
that we went to. It's like they hire a new
show in a new city that nobody knows them on
a station you know that you know, maybe is just
starting to you know, have to get you tooled or whatever,
you know, and then they go after two weeks, well,
I'm not sure the show is working out. It's like, dude,
because it's this instantaneous gratification thing that people have become

(59:12):
accustomed to. People can't handle a traffic light anymore. You
want to fast forward through that or.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
I see your point, but no, we have the technology
just to release it all it once.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
I did always think it was weird that they would
release a whole season at one time as just a
business too, because you dump all this money into it
and then it's it's gone, and then you have to
come up with the next piece of content.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
So they're HBO maxing it pretty much, because that's the
reason I got HBO max was for hacks obviously, and
then they do it one episode at the time.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Come on, Greg Corey Weekend Cheers, and Jeers, cheers to
having a great weekend with a couple of friends of
ours who you guys know, Jim and Brian.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
And it was supposed to be for Brian's birthday, which
was going to be a surprise because his family was
coming to his house. So cheers to the morning where
we went out to breakfast while the family set up
at the house and then had drinks and whatnot. But Jeers,
I gotta say to technology for ruining the surprise because
he saw everybody walking up the driveway and I told
them in advance, hey, your ring doorbell is going to

(01:00:09):
go off, so if you walk right up the middle
of the driveway they won't see you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
But they went to the side gate where they also
have the ring, and they did see him, and then
luckily he didn't recognize him. He said, there's a whole
group of people walking up our driveway. Our neighbors are
having a party. It's they probably got the wrong house.
But then the house alarm went off. The daughter knew
the code turned the alarm off. Oh my god, now
our alarm's going on. So we had to say, you
know what, your family's there. Surprise ruined, but it turned

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out to be a really great day. It was super fun.
Loved it every minute of it. I do they the
I didn't even think about that aspect of it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Surprises are kind of dead as a person who doesn't
like surprise is good for you? Yeah, I'm sure not
going to be telling anybody. Hey, make sure that you
remember the ring doorbell?

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
Yeah, exacting?

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Yeah, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (01:01:01):
My cheers is that I went with my friend to.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
Get her a new puppy this weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
And it is so cute.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
What kind of dog?

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
It's a Pomeranian Maltese mix and it's doable.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
It's currently three.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Pounds and I got to hold it on the drive
home the whole Oh my god, it's so light and
it's so cute and it's so fluffy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
And she found it on TikTok. Who's shot? What?

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Yeah, so someone just posted that they were fostering this
dog that they needed to be adopted. And it was
someone who happened to be in her area. And not
only did she see it, multiple of her friends saw
it too, And yeah, so she ended she just dm'd
her and ended up with the dog.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Yeah, the adoption fee happens to be only two thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
A Pomeranian what.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
Maltese like pomis dude?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
So yeah, first dog, there was a for sure one
of those little rat dogs in the news. I know,
there's this bear got into this woman's houses near Vancouver.
But she's got this little tiny Pomeranian that she off
a bear.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
What can be vicious? Those whole things.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
There's a security footage of the whole thing that The
dog's name is Scout. He's only six pounds, but vicious
six pounds. Now, this is Scout's owner, Kayla talking about
all the excitement on the local news.

Speaker 14 (01:02:17):
I was surprised, but also he's scary when he's mad.
Was around noon and I was in the washroom getting ready.
He came sprinting around the corner and I just saw
the bear running out of our kitchen and he.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Chased it out of the house.

Speaker 14 (01:02:33):
And he just likes to assert his dominance or like
we'll call him the alpha dog.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Pretty impressive.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Swans and Pomeranians are like terrifying.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I saw a video of a big, giant black bear
that jumped into like a pig pen. So there's a
couple of pigs in there, it's like, oh yeah, we're
having pork chops. It jumped in there. Here comes this
other pig out of the little shed thing and chased
it off because the bear tried to grab the one
pit and then the other pig came running out and dude,
this bears like hell no, jumped up back over the

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fence and took off.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Love that here a pig.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
They could be vicious.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
What about the jeers Cami?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Right, okay, is all.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
The bugs that seem to be in my place. I
don't know what's going on, but.

Speaker 9 (01:03:20):
I have all different types of bugs and more flies
than usual that I'm having to try and get out.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
We'll send Greg to go check it out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, Greg, can you can.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
You solve this problem for me?

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Please?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Yeah, we'll have We'll have Greg coming one of those
those electric spattwaters. Oh Greg, how's that spray that I
recommended to you?

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
Working out? So far, so good. I do use it
every time I go back there, just preemptively. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
What's cutter cutter fogger?

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Yeah, and it's pretty potent.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
It does. It does Greg keeping stuff away, Like if
you're sitting outside at your outdoor table, your patio table.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Give it a good fog before you hang out.

Speaker 11 (01:03:54):
Commonly large, disgusting, The Woody Show right checked.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Out the the pictures like, well, I know we have
here in the room.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
I was that was that was?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
That was one for the audience. Sure, I gotta say
my favorite is the one is she maass As. It's
now being referred to on Instagram. On Instagram the she
Bass where I mean, the long hair, the whole. It's
pretty funny.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
Yeah, and it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Can we say what happened behind the scenes.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I didn't realize that was Sea Bass, I really didn't.
How did you not? It doesn't look like him at all?

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Yeah, I thought, who is this chick?

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Okay, I don't know why that's so outrageous. I just
don't want to you're tearing into my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
But great, even in the context we said that people
were taking pictures screenshots of the show and manipulating them
and photoshopping them. And you still of everybody who works
on the show, who could.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
Do still shotting them?

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
By the way, shot from the only camera angle that
shows me.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
This is where you stand. I see the stuff behind you,
and I tell you, did we have some chick on
here that we just stood there and said, Hi, there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Are a lot of people I didn't I didn't loump
greg into this category. There's a lot of people that
work around here. Thank god this place doesn't drug test.
It's like, yeah, I'm naturally this dumb Like Minesta. These
are the guys who are like, oh, did you see
this thing? And then it's like, Dad, that was a
I just these are some pictures that people are making,
you know, trying to you know, goof on us for

(01:05:33):
our looks because of the whole like butscher Bear, you know,
dramming that broke out the weekend, which if you miss that,
you'll be able to hear the entire thing. We broke
it all down. Uh, that'll be on our podcast today
and we'll even have as a whole separate thing so
that way you don't have to search for it. Yeah,
it'll be upfront and you can check it out for yourself.

(01:05:55):
Still feedback on that coming in and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
To come on the phone real quick. I just want to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Know why y'all are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Basically shaming people for the way they look, because at
the end of the day, y'all know that that is wrong.
At the end of the day, Like there's already enough
people that are struggling with that, and y'all think it's
okay to be rating people and stuff like that. And
someone said, and don't remember who said that, Oh what's

(01:06:29):
it called that? It was just going to be a
private interview. This is the next know y'all went to
go look her up on her profile, and then y'all
decided it was a great idea to be like, oh,
we're going to rate this person like a sixth. So
I just want to know why y'all did that, Like,
I don't find it okay, neither should anybody else. So
why do you guys find it okay?

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Well, all your answers are on that podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Ye also all of them y'all didn't watch her video?
She says it wasn't a private Yeah, yeah, like there's
a lot of people who aren't productive members of society,
right right, Yeah, y'all should check out the podcast. You
can find it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I don't think it's okay on the on the woodieshow
dot com so the Woodieshow or anywhere you find podcasts
other than Spotify, because as you know, that drama still
playing playing and it has nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
To do with this.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
By the way, people are conspiracy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Oh yeah, this is non and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. My
name is Woody. That's Greg Gory. We got Menace. Hey,
Gina Gratis here, I got Sea Mass, We've got Sammy
Morgan's here. Should take any calls at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. It's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(01:07:40):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. McDonald's is launching a limited time Happy
Meal collaboration that combines two of Menas's favorite things, Teenage
Mutan and Ninja Turtles and Hello Kitty said? The group
text has been blowing up about this.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
I didn't get a group text instantly about this?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Who not us?

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Tyler? And yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
So customers can collect twelve unique figures of the characters
their crossover designs. Each toy comes to the character card
detailing their special skills and their backstory. Very exciting. So
you know these things are going to sell out immediately
and then triple on eBay in just a matter of hours.
Stupid Yeah, which which Hello Kitty Mutant Turtle?

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Do you want Menace? How do you even really take
a good look at the ball.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Well, I'm still mad because they did the F one
toys only in South America and I want to try
and get those, but now they're selling for like two
hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
And you can't fly to South America for a weekend.
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Well, I had friends who were supposed to pick them
up for me in Mexico and then they forgot.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
A McDonald's employee has shared a tip and says that
you should ask for the seasoning that they use on
the burger patties to be sprinkled on or chicken nuggets
or other chicken related things, and at that request, cannedty
burst of flavor to your chicken without any extra cost.
They are happy to do it for you, as McDonald's employee.
So this employee says, I'm not sure what the I

(01:09:12):
can't imagine they're happy to do that. Employees are usually
one to do these type of requests when they're not busy.
You have other Okay, so this is like the land,
sea and air kind of thing where it's like the
Big Mac to flay a fish and the McChicken or
the mcgang bang. Yeah, the McChicken in between the mcdoubell.
They're not psyched to do those things at all. You

(01:09:34):
used to work the grill, would he I worked to drive,
but I like to drive through. I go to McDonald's
all the time now and most of it is touchscreen. Yeah,
you can just customize it. But that's what I'm saying
is would there be an option if I ordered chicken
nuggets or chicken sandwich that I can add on the
burger seasoning not the touchcreen? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like,

(01:09:57):
if you're in there, you'd have to wouldn't be option,
You'd have to talk to the person. You see. There
was a video getting a lot of traction, uh, where
someone was checking into a hotel somewhere here in the
States and the front desk person is outsourced to India.

Speaker 13 (01:10:12):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
It's just a little like iPad screen and the guy's like, hello,
welcome to the Hilton, right, and like it sounds like Germany.
You just put the you know your ID on a
little scanner and it's the whole check in project. There's
not a person there and he's like, are you here? No, no, no,
I'm not sure if it's a Hilton. But it was
one of the bigger, one of the bigger hotel chains,
and so you know, people are like, is this the

(01:10:34):
way we're going to.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Do it now?

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Oh dude, I just stayed that of Marriott, and I
didn't have to. There's no check in desk at all. Yeah,
they send you a mobile key open the hotel front door.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
But even if you don't, like, what if Greg shows
up and he's staying there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
I've done this before too. You don't deal with humans
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Right, I'm saying you did have the option to go
to the front desk. Should you need that? They don't
have a front desk at all.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Wow, I just had like a little lobby area and
then your key takes you to your floor and then
takes you to your too much can go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
When I did my whole U last you know, physical
check out, they did blood work, They send me down
the quest at least my doctor. Did they change that too, Yeah,
there's no check in desk.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
You walk in.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
It's just a kiosk way best, same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
It's way better.

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
There's no one to talk to.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
There's like, what's up?

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
What am I getting in?

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
So easy?

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Oh yeah, you can't check with anybody. There's nowhere and
they shut that door.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Fast.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
But they do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Yeah, yeah, they do. I guess there's a lot of
a lot of places like that. Now there's there's no
live person there. You could tell there used to be
a window there, but it was boarded up, right at
least the quest that I went to, like very clearly
they boarded that thing up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
But again, like I'm cool with it because you got
to check in desk, man, like are we buying a car?

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
You know it takes for.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
It was Lakinta. That's that was the outsource to go online.
It's funny Lakina outsource front desk. You'll see it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Gina, you're all for not having conversations. You would be all,
you're one.

Speaker 10 (01:12:01):
Hundred percent right, But if it goes wrong, then who
do I?

Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
I need an adult, Like who's going to fish?

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
I stay at a place that was like that, and
they did have somebody there to help you, but it
was just like walking you through your phone. You still
had to do everything yourself. There was like all right,
open your email and.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
What you should have done ahead of time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
But they weren't really helping or but if I don't
have a smartphone, I guess you're not staying there?

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Yeah, well, the hotel that I just stayed at in Austin,
they accepted zero cash. I saw a few people trying
to pay in cash and zero cash accepted at the
at the marriage.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
Well, my Austin hotel, I did check in completely myself.
They had somebody like standing around, but like they had
a check in desk and then I just checked in,
got my own key.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
See, And that's the thing. I did all the pre
check in stuff through the Marriott bond boy app. I
did the whole thing, and they were supposed to send
me the digital key, which they never sent. So even
though the room was ready when I got there, they
never sent me the digital key, and so I had
to get there and stand in line just so they
can give me the keys. Everything else was done and
if there was.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
Nowhere to stand in line, you be screwed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
Didn't you stay in the past with those digital keys
on your phone? They haven't worked for you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
That was very time, That was very early in the
life of the digital key revolution.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I have no issues with that. Also,
by the way, the hotel I stayed at, Citizen m
they had a brisket pizza delicious good night.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
So we'll getting back to the food tip from the
original story here, McDonald's burger seasoning is top secreted is
salt and pepper that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
I don't replicate that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Yeah, but it's like one of those like pink sea salt. Yeah, yeah,
something something not just the standard salt right right, it's
regular regular next to water, the different types of salt
or the biggest scam in the history.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
This one's softer than the other one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
We're going to take a quick break that we're going
to come back. We have a round of Menaces Higher
Education where Menace got super baked, he got really high,
and he talked to somebody that we have played clips
from on this show for years. International Celebrity, International celebrity.
You might know him as the guy who does the
weather from Nova Scotia. Now he's also doing celebrity birthday shoutouts.

(01:14:16):
I've noticed on his on his Instagram it is Frankie
McDonald hockey on poss point zero, George laptops charge get
your water.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
That guy. To be completely honest, I don't remember any of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
This was super high.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
It's going to be new to me.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Yeah, well, medicine's higher education. In his conversation with Frankie
McDonald next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Hang on wood Show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Medicine's higher education. And this is not getting high, like
on cocaine or anything. I did see all because it
was a guy inside of a Popeyes. He was smoking
crack inside the Popeyes.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
So that's where he r only.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Yeah, so this is uh wheat seltzers or no, this
is the high nineties vape, high nineties vape. And Menna
said he got so big this time for higher education.
He knows that he talked to Frankie McDonald, but doesn't
remember any of the conversation with Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
I don't even know at all.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
And then I know Sammy him me up for like
a work thing.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
I was like saying, I'm gonna need some time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
He was like, I'm too high right now?

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
How I do that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
So Frankie McDonald, we we have played his clips a
number of times before here on the show. Now Sea Bass,
because Menace was so high, Sea Bass was nice enough
to go through the entire How how long was the
interview start to finish?

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
About forty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Forty five minutes, okay, not that bad, but he went
through the clips and the you know right, yeah, it
kind of got thing. He's not familiar with Frankie.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
He's got that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
He's been a big YouTube international celebrity. This is the
kind of stuff he does.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
He if you want, let's the old tray sere.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
That's not a tornado sign. It's Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Yeah, so that just kind of goes on. But yeah,
Manis was able to secure an interview with him. I
guess probably zoom or whatever. Okay, let's turn it over
to the very high interview professional events. All right, here
is Menace Higher Education with the one the only Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Hello Frankie, are you there?

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Yes, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Oh hey, what's up buddy?

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Things are going great so far?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
So why weather?

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Because I do the weather and more people and things
like this?

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
No, what is what inspire? What inspired you to start
doing weather in the first place?

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
When I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up.
I want to be wedding man.

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Oh elaborate?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Wow, okay, you do sound baked?

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
Good god?

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Why yeah, yeah, well I told you. He's also kind
of branched out. Now. I noticed that on his Instagram
he's shouting out celebrity birches.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
But it's it's no we talked about that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
It's not like in one poet. It's like one at
a time. Oh yeah, Happy birthday to Gina grad today.
Next one's like happy birthday to Chris Pine today. That's
individual Yeah, he's an individuals. Yeah, just some of his
videos do have you know, hundreds of thousands, if not
millions of views. So that that prompted very high menace
to ask a Greg Gory related question.

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
So when I Google it says your net worth is
between twenty thousand and one hundred and three thousand dollars,
can you confirm or deny that?

Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
Because what that's a wide swing?

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Okay, so networth or one more time, so when.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
On Google it says your net worth is between twenty
thousand and one hundred and three thousand dollars, can you
confirm or deny that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
Because some guy on our show he's a you know,
he's it. Yeah, the guy on my.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
Show, he's a you know, a nosy Nancy if he
likes to know people's in that word.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Those guys making fips and and doing and things like this.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Heck yeah, dude, spit it all right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
So it's not true. He never he never told you.
What is that worth it? It's way higher. Yeah, well
that line it's too low, it's too high. He makes,
he makes less than that, all right, So this is
higher education, a very high menace. Talking to Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
Where do I want to go with this? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
What is your.

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
I go for walks and things like this?

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
Yeah, okay, what weather are you most afraid of?

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Any wild storm and blizzards?

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
Oh damn?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Why is that a storm? Somebody? They can break host windows?

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Damn them house windows?

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Are you know?

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
They're they're expensive damage.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
He pumped out tight and things like this take damage?

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Yeah, true, But what about blizzards? Hell, he's all business.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
I did see a crazy hailstorm online. Yeah, these things
were coming down, Greg there the side of baseball, and
this person was filming out the back door of their
house towards their backyard and their pool.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
I saw that, and it looked like it looked something
like out of Armageddon.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Yeah, like giant boulders almost How violent the water was
with these belly flop Yeah, the chunks of hail. That's
why he frank he's afraid. Yeah, major damage, all right,
medicin's higher education. He is talking to do you want
the only Frankie McDonald?

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Are you famous around town where you live? Do you
do you get groupies?

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I got females cutting picture taking with me. They went
great so far.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Heck, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Son, You give
them numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
The females swell over twenty. I repeat, well over twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
There's a female swell well over twenty. Females are well
over twenty. If you watch him on Twitter, because he'll
go to the mall or whatever. Like you said, he
goes on walks and I'll take a photo with a
fan and he'll post the photo. I was like, here's
a picture of me with the fan oul at the mall.
Below that he'll apply to himself. She's well over twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
He's got a big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
I think he got pushed back at some point. They're
taking pictures with girls. Okay, so age not clarify. Yeah,
it's not like a gaggle that's over twenty deep.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
I'm just trying to make sure everything's on the up
and out.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yeah, text over to two two ninety seven. I love
Frankie McDonald. He's a nova. Scotia icon.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
He really is.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
He's been around for a number of years and now
here he is lowering himself to talk to a very
high menace for what you show higher education?

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Do you ever travel outside of Nova Scotia?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Do you go Super Island? July two thousand and one,
But no.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
Like that's another country somewhere perks Heard Islands part of Canada.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Oh so you're still in Canada.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
The province in Canada is New flant nov scol Shot
prints Heard Island, New Brunswick, Quebec, Ontario. Man told the
Saskatchewan Halbert or British Columbia, and then three territories in
Canada is Yukon, territories in northwestern Canada. Northwest territories is
north central Canada. Hand territory is northeastern Canada.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Br bruh.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
I'd be knowing that on this saying like, I know, God,
how you been out outside of Canada?

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Outside? Never?

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Okay, someone's phone is ringing, dude? Uh yeah, is like, oh,
I know all the province isn't.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Nice?

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Is really good? On that text two oh three, Frank
McDonald's to be out of the crossfire stat Oh yeah,
I would have showed crossfire with half baked my hammer
and had Yeah, if it's only weather, it was like
he loves weather. Let's you say maybe if one of
those guys is not available, we can we can sub
in and and have aim killed in What do you
show higher education?

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
Men?

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
It's very high. Talking to Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
He said, you were in a baseball who's your favorite
baseball player? Jesus Christ? Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Dude, geez, you said you were in a baseball who's
your favorite baseball player?

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Ol say, Patissa, he's retiring now that's Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Oh real quick. You said you'll follow football?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
The football regular season starts a weekend after Labor Day.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Yeah, the dog.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Do you know where? Do you know where Antonio Brown is?

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
It's a football player, Yeah, you know where he'd be
at right now? Cobert will be playing and again in September.
So it's the Los Angeles Rams.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
What oh is that like a inside scoop? And yeah,
he'll be playing for the Bears n the Rings. Yeah, okay,
because famously Antonio Brown he fled the country, got weapons
charges in Miami, I believe. Yeah, he's a tempted murder
small stuff. Yeah, and also wants to get away from
all the child support apparently, because that's what he was saying. Yeah,
tell your mom to get a job, because I think

(01:23:16):
what he bos All right, higher education with Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
What's uh well? Music is popping in uh Canada right now.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
My dad Frank McDonald has the SoundCloud mystic myss. He
writes his own songs sound Cloud mystic myss. That's my dad,
SoundCloud mystic myss. He writes his own son. He plays
his own music, He records his own tracks and masters
of songs. He writes his own lyrics, things like this,
it's not copyrighted. He writes his own original songs.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Whoa, I'm checking out that SoundCloud immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
All right, I'd like to hear that Frankie's dad. Yeah,
frank plugs this on his socials. He at the time
he is as a musician. We have a track called
beautiful mind would oh okay? So mystic what mystic misstr
name of the song is beautiful Mine beauty. This sounds

(01:24:14):
about Frankie Evlis.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Guys with them to be hard to find. Oh, I
like the effects of pature. Yeah, it's ethereal.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Another question the text menace again, what did you smoke?
I want to be that hot nineties yeah, nineties at
the dispensary.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
Yeah, okay, it's very much. Uh, let me wings.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
This is the like the music Neil Young, like the
Lord of the Rings animated movies.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
It's a banger, is what it is. The music is good,
like a camp fire.

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
It's real good.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
All right, Well we'll wrap up this round of a
higher education. Frankie McDonald does he have any anything he'd
liked to brow on, any kind of plugs?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
If you want to follow me on social media, my
blues guys at Frankie mc d My link tree is
Frankie mcdonald' say, my threats is at Frankie McGee ninety four.
My ex four a Twitter is at Frankie mcde hey,
my link tree is Frankie McDonald, and my gredded is
FRANKI McDonell ninety four. My Facebook is Frankie McDonald, My
Instagram is Frankie back d ninety four. My TikTok is
franked on nineteen four. My clapp was franked on ninety four.

(01:25:32):
My twitch is franked on ninety four.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Somebody said on the text eight three one. He talks
like Rick Marinis's character and Ghostbusters. Yeah, I can hear that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Tally yep, my snapshats fgy NBCD and my YouTube channels
talks by LinkedIn. Is Frankie McDonald's best luck you? I'm Franky,
dont you're listen to Woody podcast?

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
Yeah? So what's for dinner tonight?

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
I already had chicken burgers, chicken filets?

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
What all right?

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
No, he he edited the interview on me.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
As you heard.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
I thought music like so that what's peppening in music?
And Canadas out of steam?

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
Frank was trying to help you out.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Did have any steam going in? Who said? Yeah, Franky,
that's high always a professional frank McDonald, Yes, go check
out Frankie McDonald. Yeah. All the social media and then
I'll say, yeah, you get the be prepared, prepared. Frankie McDonald.
Did ever wonder where clouds come from? It's in his

(01:26:33):
It's in the book. All right, the will show will
be right back, show will be right back. So school,
Jeff Hey, Happy Monday, Jeff g Hey, good morning, what
do you show?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Happy Monday?

Speaker 15 (01:26:49):
Everybody, that's go ahead and start out with our Dodgers
they took two out of three from the Blue Jays
over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Dickson Fires won two o the year deep right field.
It's got a chance next time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
I was on run number forty one from show Hey
O Tani.

Speaker 15 (01:27:02):
You know Dodgers pitching was really clutch over the weekend,
especially the starting pitching. Good starts from Kershaw, Blake Snell Glass. Now,
unfortunately yesterday the bullpen gave up a couple home runs
late in the game. Dodgers are hosting the Angels starting
tonight at Chavez Ravine. Make sure you catch all the
action on a five to seventy LA Sports or listen
to the games on the free iHeartRadio app. Now, speaking

(01:27:23):
of the Angels, they lost two out of three in Detroit,
NFL from the weekend. Rams one on Saturday, and Trey
Lance is making his case to back up Justin Herbert
for the Chargers.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
He is a little look to one and lens us
enough space down.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Chargers got to w yesterday against the Saints.

Speaker 15 (01:27:40):
Chargers and Rams play next weekend for a preseason week
number three. WNBA Sparks got a big win yesterday versus Seattle.
And finally, what you show on this Monday, Which LA
sports stars have the top.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Selling jerseys here in LA.

Speaker 15 (01:27:53):
I'll give you a second to think about it and
start running back this list, all right, Number ten, Kawhi
Leonard of the Clippers, number nine, Andrey coopatar the Kings.
Number eight, Matthew Stafford of the Rams, number seven, Mike
Trott of the Angels.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Puka Akua of the.

Speaker 15 (01:28:06):
Rams comes in at number six. Jared Verse comes in
at number five from the Rams. Number four, my man crushed,
Justin Herbert of the Chargers, number three, Labron Games number two,
Luka donjiks and of course number one, no surprise show. Hey,
oh Tony, if you like me, you got at least
three of those in your closet.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I'm JEFFG. And that's your SoCal sports all right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Thank you very much, Jeff J All right, A couple
of things going on. This guy in Arizona, thirty four
years old. He was a truck driver and he quit
his job. Didn't get fired. He quit because they reprimanded

(01:28:47):
him about his hygiene. The guy didn't take kighly to that,
and so he returned to his now old job with
a shotgun. He opened fire. No one hurt during the incident.
One of the employees put him in a choke hold.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
The cops got there. Damn, it's like damn.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
He was arrested, he's been sentenced. He's now looking at
twenty nine years in jail. So totally worth it. Absolutely,
And because it didn't shower more often, I guess it
probably rereaked.

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
That's dumb.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
We don't have that problem.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
We had a hygiene issue in the office recently.

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
I can't think of one.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
No, I don't think so, it's not that I can
think of.

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
But that was a while ago.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Oh dumb ass Tyler? Was that Tyler?

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
Yeah, he was kind of stinky.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
Well we told him, but now he's so fresh, so clean.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
When was this, I would say, like a year ago.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Oh, okay, well that wasn't That was way before he
was back here in the office daily stinking. That was
the Menace podcast problem. That was just on you know,
the general show staff daily in the studio staff. I
don't think we've had any issue with that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
We having the usual bathroom problems. You guys weren't here
for a gigantic pile of toilet paper and toilet seat
covers on the floor.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Accused Gross posted a picture I mean Vaughan or you
know video guy, he just always thinks like weed.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
He can have some remnants sometimes, Yeah, but he don't
smelled dirty. You can just tell that when a guy
comes in from a cigarette, they smell like they were
just a cigarette, right, exactly. Yeah, but he doesn't smell dirty.
That was someone who's in there a lot. He doesn't
even smell much like weed. No, you're not here when
he first gets here. Yeah, up in the car before

(01:30:31):
is that what you're doing? Are you smoking before you
come up the stairs kind of thing in the morning Vaughan. Yeah,
basically a little parking, Yeah, a little right with the
with the weed smell.

Speaker 7 (01:30:42):
Yeah, he smokes spliffs too.

Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
So it's a combo cigarette or tobacco.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
So it's a little different, but it's there.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
Is it a Philly blunt or why is it funny
hearing Sammy say the word split.

Speaker 8 (01:30:55):
Character straight? Dam?

Speaker 14 (01:30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
There was another video that they came out. It's like, oh,
this woman was granting about her boss. I guess she
was sent home for some reason and she was a
McDonald's employee, and then she went back and then she
stabbed her boss to death.

Speaker 8 (01:31:12):
Oh that's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Yeah, but then they found the video of like I
guess that she had posted, you know, an hour or
two before she went back. I don't know how much
do you hate your boss that you're willing to go
to jail, that you're going to end your prison forget jail,
prison now for decades or the rest of your life,
doesn't matter what they do or say. That is so dumb.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
I think you're destroying your own life. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Over in England, local pest control made a huge discovery.
They were called for a rat problem in the house.
The area has been known to have a rat issue lately,
but this rat was something else. The pest control caught
the big rat. They measured this thing twenty two inches long. Yeah,
so this story and I've caught rats that big from
nose to tail, you have. We had one in the

(01:31:56):
house that we were renting, and it was up in
I I lived in the It was a split level
and I was in the downstairs, but it was it
was in the ceiling between the two levels.

Speaker 7 (01:32:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
So we did you know, through poison up up in
like the above area there and then what would you know,
like a month later, Oh boy, did it stick?

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
And I had to pull that thing out of there,
and it was probably about that big, it said, the
size of a small cat. Not a one off, because
the city's looking for a way to get rid of
the rats once and for all. But I mean it's
been a it's been a thing. We thought it was
a groundhog. Yeah, it was huge. And then and then Greg,
in Australia, they have discovered a new giant stick insect
species that's living in the rainforest. That's the size of

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your arm.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
I think I've seen photos. I think I got tagged
and stuff like this.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
It could grow to be about sixteen inches long, weighs
about forty four grams, making one of the country's heaviest insects.
And they got some crazy stuff in Australia.

Speaker 8 (01:32:46):
Oh demon bugs.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
Everything wants to kill you. It looks like, oh that
is so.

Speaker 8 (01:32:51):
It looks kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:32:52):
Cool, a grown man's forearm, and it takes up the
entire arm to help us. It wings.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Greg It says, it's big sign. This is like an
adaptation to the cooler, wetter mountain environment, which also explains
why it stayed hidden for so long. And the scientists
they have kept two of them. They're studying at the
Queensland Museum in Australia.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
Was staying in a hotel on the very top floor
and this cockroach came out of the ac event. So
I called the front desk and said a roach just
came out. And the guy they sent up to catch it,
he said, oh, those are the ones that fly. Yeah
out here.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
There was a cockroach that got into my wife's car
recently because it was in my daughter's stuff from her activities,
like the doors back stuff. And my daughter caught.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
It with her hands.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
A yeah, yeah, oh my wife is ready to set
the car and fire. Kids aren't afraid of both. She
didn't care. She caught it, got it out of.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
There, no problem. I'm don't have to hire her.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent us a text
over to two two nine eight seven show be back.

Speaker 7 (01:33:51):
Back, back back in a bed.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
The show is back, Ahi, welcome back. Every It is Monday.
It's August the eleventh. Today is the beginning of National
Bargain Hunting Week.

Speaker 7 (01:34:08):
All for it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:08):
Yeah, so you know, also men is today in history.
I know how much you love my favorite today in
history and you love malls. It was today in nineteen
ninety two that the Mall of America opened in Bloomington, Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Yeah, sweet on this day in history, nineteen ninety two,
Mall of America opened up.

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
Is that your favorite? No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
Actually I went there during the Super Bowl and I
forgot to bring like some ice shoes or like snowshoes
or whatever. I was like, Oh, I'm staying right across
from the mall, I'll just go grab them over there. Well,
they had like a shuttle, and from walking out of
the hotel room to the shuttle, I slip and I
fell like BLUs of my knee to go buy my shoes.

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
Oh no, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
And then that mall it's just like for the same
thing because it's so big.

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
Yeah, Like, if you have like a lids location, you're
not going to go like from the west side all
the way to the you know, like if you're on
the east side of the mall, you're not gonna go
all the way to the west side to get lids
because four miles later there's four of them, six Starbucks there. Yeah,
that makes sense. It's a hip hop day, It's Mountain Day,
It's National Align your Teeth Day, National Face mask Day.

(01:35:19):
Cool and it's a son and daughter day today. All right,
we got the birthday's porn of birthday coming up here
in just a second. I'm I've been accumulating the list
that told you got into eighties movies again, where it's
like these movies I just haven't watched in forever, Like
I've gone Police Academy, watched that and then uh not
this past weekend of the weekend before I watched Beverly

(01:35:40):
Hills cop right, you know, and I have on my
list I want to watch Short Circuit. Yeah, I want
to watch Mannequin Love.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
It Andrew McCarthy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
Andrew McCarthy is in that. There's Somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
Yeah, that's a great movie.

Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
Uh, Big love It of course classic.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
I wanted you want to check out Big Now Goodies.
I feel like I've seen like a hundred times in
like even in recent years. I'm looking to go back
and like get the movies that I haven't watched in
a billion years, like what other like So based on
what I'm telling you right there, like what else needs
to be on the list. Oh, that's that's terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
They're talking about Grimlins coming back to They're gonna have
watched Grimlin Grimlins. They already wrote a script for it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
Yeah, I watched because it was on TV. They always
put it on around Christmas. They try to say that
Gremlins is a Christmas They're trying to be cute. Yeah,
it's the stupid Diehard people because he got it for Christmas.

Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
Yeas, just that monologue about Santon.

Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
What about the pee wee stuff? Are you into that?

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
I don't feel like you are.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

Speaker 11 (01:36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
Yeah, no, I like that. I'd watch that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
I watched that recently. I loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
That's good because I also want to watch the documentary.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
Yeah, Revenge of the Nerds spies like yeah, strike definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Never watched Revenge of the Nerds.

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
It's the best. You got to watch it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Yeah, it would not be made today.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
Oh hell no.

Speaker 6 (01:37:22):
Yeah, because it's too cool.

Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
It's too funny.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
But would I would like it?

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Oh yeah, it's all gay jokes.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
Crew.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
You would wanting to get with all the chicks naked gun?
What about like Airplane? Yeah you got to Yeah, you
got classic for a reason. My favorite is better off
I got to come of Maybe they're like seventy nine Airplane. Yeah, right, Summer.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Okay, Yeah, so that counts.

Speaker 10 (01:37:48):
You can watch It's great. One Crazy Summer. The sequels great,
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
Have to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
Didn't see great whatever you just said, One Crazy Summer.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Didn't see that one?

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
What about I don't think it's a sequel.

Speaker 8 (01:37:59):
I think it is. It's all the same, it's a
lot of the same characters.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
It is Morning Vietnam. That's ninety Yeah, it's probably nineties. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Oh wait, no, that might have been. That might have
been late eighties, like eighty nine. I do like that movie,
but I haven't seen that one in the eighty seven
eight allright, cool, Good Morning Vietnam. Do you like any
of the Dangerfield movies?

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
Oh? Back to School? I love Back to School, me too.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Also Caddy Shack. And there's something called Easy Money, which
I've never seen. Oh, okay, the Money Pit. Oh yeah,
Tom Hanks, I do. But that would be a good
one because that was one of those movies that my
sisters and I don't know why we had it. We
might have gotten like one of those like Free Weeks
or whatever of HBO and we would go crazy because

(01:38:44):
my they my parents wouldn't really uh, they would never
pay for HBO, and so like when we'd have those
free weeks or free weekends they did those promotional weekends
with HBO, we would tape everything and for whatever reason,
the money Pit, it's Tom Hanks and and they bought
this house and need all this work. And if you've

(01:39:04):
ever had a contractor doing work at your house, oh
two weeks, it's all I really like. Okay, money Pit.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Hold on, that's a great movie, money Pit.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
I'm gonna watch that one.

Speaker 7 (01:39:13):
Okay, of that batteries not included?

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
Oh just get candy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
I never got into that one.

Speaker 8 (01:39:18):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
Trading Places, Trading Place one, Trading Places.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
Okay about Major League.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
That's a great see now now we're really okay major
League see coming now. Were you ever a spinal tap?

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Guy?

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
I wasn't spinal tap. But what about I saw that? Okay,
what about?

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
Okay, there's a kids movie, but this is straight nostalgia
American tale. Oh yeah, five yeah, Sammy coming over, My
daughter will watch that.

Speaker 10 (01:39:49):
Do you remember like the John Candy stuff like summer rental,
Great outdoors.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Great Outdoors.

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
That's a great local buck Armed and dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Okay, we got we got some good out of the duck.
Oh yeah, Harry and the Henderson. Yes, Overboard Remember Overboard,
the other one that my sisters used to love to watch.
And uh, I haven't seen a Romancing the Stone love it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:13):
Oh? Hell yeah? Yeah? Remember so good. Kathleen Turner yep,
Kevin and Michael Douglas. Yeah yeah, Planes, trains and automobiles.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
Crocodile rock, that's not a good one. Hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
Show We're gonna this, Shimo, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
The tag was like it's shia and you know we don't.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Do see this is what I'm going for. The list
is long, especially like you know, when you haven't watched
these movies and such a long time, go back, because
if you just watch it now, never seen it before,
it might suck. But because it's part of it, the
nostalgia factory that kicks it all right. Birthdays today, Starting
with the celebrities. Chris Hemsworth is forty two, podcast pioneer comedian,

(01:41:00):
UFC commentator Joe Rogan is fifty eight and a gun
who was Walt's bitch wife, Skylar White breaking hat she
sucked really yeah old, I hate it. She was like,
I like her for it, and then then because she
was I was rooting for Walter. I'll tell you why.
Because every scene she is in, she ruins, she brings

(01:41:21):
down the room, every time she walks in. She's a rag.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Yeah, I feel bad for her.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
It's ragtime.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
She's fifty seven years old today, Oscar winning actress Viola Davis.
Davis is sixty, co founder of Apple, Steve Wozniak is
seventy five, and Ali Shahid Mohammad from a tribe called
Quest one of my favorites. Uh, fifty five years old.
Not necessarily Ali, but a tribe Paul Quest. Yeah, fife dog,
your porno birthday today is Polly Yangs and today's bird

(01:41:49):
the Girl. She's seen more O's and a box of
Jeerio's eighty five fine films in her resume, including the
Orgasm is in her own Hands. She was in Board
to Breed Volume one. Also Gorgeous Besties have crazy anal foursome,
Yeah they do. She was in Sex for Good Grades
Volume one. Thanks the cool time and then who can

(01:42:10):
forget her unforgettable role one of Sammy's favorites. Cheating as
a birthday gift to get yes that's Polly Yank. Well,
you know how much he loves cheaters and stuff. Good people, Yeah,
they're not bad people. Paully Yank's is twenty one years Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
It's like Sammy always say, Okay, we get it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Is twenty one years old today. That's your porn a birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (01:42:37):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 7 (01:42:42):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Oh that's it for Monday New Week, first day least
out of the way full show podcast. Find it by
going to the woodieshow dot com or wherever you find
podcasts other than Spotify. They're working on that. It's definitely
we are back tomorrow morning. We got a brand new
Redneck News. Also will be joined by Richie rich rich

(01:43:06):
on tech. Okay, that and more tomorrow. Anything you got
for us between now and then, you can leave on
the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven
forty four, or I find us, follow us on social media.
You know where to find us at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Yeah, life is like a hall of Panio. What you
do today could burn your ass tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
Or, depending on your system, ten minutes from now.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Yeah, yeah, it was crazy like after my colon oscary.
I'll know it was the same for you, Gena. It
took like at least a couple of days for me
to produce anything new. Yeah, because I cleaned everything out
and then I was like, you know, yeah, normally I
had that huge Denny's breakfast right afterwards. It took two
days to reappear.

Speaker 8 (01:43:50):
Yeah, total reset.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
Did you feel like later, No, not really, because it
was like one pound after all that prep and everything,
one stupid pound.

Speaker 8 (01:43:58):
All anesthesia backs you up a little bit too.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Yeah, but then there's other times you eat something and
it's almost just immediate oh yeah sallow, yes, yeah, did
that even go through anything or did go like from
my mouth right to my buttole All right, Thank you
very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much for giving
the One Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day, SMD

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double M Quit this bitch.