FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 12th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Today's Tuesday. It's August the twelfth,
twenty twenty five. Hello, and welcome in. We are The
Woody Show. My name is Whatdy? That is Greg Gory. Yeah,
high wood. We got Menaces, got Gina Grant see Man
is here. We've got Sammy Morgan is our associate producer.
We've got von our video producer. Bort and Menji are

(01:06):
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to nine eight seven. Got a brand new Redneck news
A We're gonna get to you today. Also be talking
to our official tech correspondent, Rich DeMuro rich on Tech
Richie lots to discuss with him some of the trending
news headlines. We have the Birthday's part of birthday entertainment
stuff all coming up here on the Woody Show. I
did have something for Menace. Now, I know you already

(01:48):
saw F one. Yeah, the movie, the Brad Pitt movie.
They've been doing this more often. I feel like, you know,
when you miss something in the original run at the theaters,
like you can go back. They do, like another weekend
oh showing, they bring it back. But this is different
because they're going and putting the movie back in to
select Imax theaters. Yeah, so if you didn't catch it,

(02:09):
you have more chances this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
They have decided to expand the IMAX show time starting
this Friday, so you can see it on the biggest
screen possible of that optimum sound awesome. So F one
broke Brad Pitt's previous box office record, which was World
War Z. So how hard is that? A big movie?
A lot of movies. Movie, have you ever seen anything

(02:34):
in the It's it's like Imax but like the seats
moved four D. Yeah that's cool.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Never saw it.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, but you literally have to hold onto the chair
because it's like tipping you forward and trying to dump
you out.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Because it sounds like it'd be cool, it does, so.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
It was really annoying for Spider Verse. It's too much.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, I think maybe if that's the case, because I
know there are some rides like that if you go
to theme parks and stuff like sometimes you could you
could do especially those more the virtual reality type pricects.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, but that's what ten minutes, not two hours.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Right, But the thing is that they can they can
do it where I think it'd be cooler if they
did less. Less is more totally, yeah, right, because they're
really trying to show off, like all the different things
you can do, and maybe they're just a little bit
too much with it. Rest.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I wonder if anybody puss in these things.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh they got to right, you're eating all that popcorn
and yeah, yeah, all those you knows and cakes yeah
and and things like that. Oh. On the f one thing,
we did have an after hours voicemail. Yeah, someone left
force here in Menace at eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
The semesterage is for minutes, menes f one is for
pretensious prick, Rich Prick. Would you go to Vegas? Who
do you see there? People who are spending six to
fifteen hundred dollars to be there. They're not even watching
the race. You need to watch NASCAR in the car

(03:57):
and super Cross, all right, if you really, really really
want to appreciate the art of racing, watch that.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah. So he's not saying that racing sucks.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
No, you're just people. Well he's not wrong, because Vegue.
I mean, there's many more races other than Vegas that
you can go for like literally forty five dollars, but
Vegas is the most expensive one out of all the
location but.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
The world because it was like tanking so hard in Vegas,
like the because people in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
It's still one it's still crazy expensive.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Because I remember I remember that they had pumped it
up that way and then right before yeah, right before
that first race, I mean, the tickets were like free fall.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I think they should I think they should make it
super cheap to you know, get more fans in the area.
But it's still one of the most expensive locations in
the world for f one.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Would you say in general that is true? Like, you know,
you could say that for uh, for like tennis, Well,
like is that f one a pretentious prick?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, people people don't like realize. They just think, oh,
you know nascars for Rednex Like, dude, there's millionaires and
billionaires that are into NASCAR. They have have like would.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
You say, would you say the stereotype is true.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
The stereotype, I wouldn't think it's true because they can't
fill the stands with just all millionaires. It's definitely not.
There's a lot of like everyday people.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Yeah, I'll go, I'll give you the comparison single day
f one Vegas tickets one hundred and forty in Talladega
twenty five bucks. So yeah, there's your you know, there's
your there's your average. Right of course some people go
to yeah, they'll pay a hundred forty bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Look, I was at Silverstone in the UK, right, and
I met people from Fresnel, California. Google Fresnel, California. You're
telling me those are pretentious high society people just saying dog.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, he's just saying shame we're not on the radio there. Yeah,
all right, well you can leave us your message. Chaf
Drivers voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody, I got
some others off here for you that would involve interest
to the Menace has That would be fast food restaurants. Oh, yes,
you have, dumbass. Tyler pulled this and he said, hey,

(06:08):
I think there's something Menace would like. Dat reader pull
from USA Today asking people they thought the best fast
food restaurant in the US was, and for the first
time in nine years, Chick fil A not even in
the top three. Oh yeah, they've been number one for
a while. Now this again three. This is according to
USA Today. So number ten. You got McDonalds, which I'm
happy to see McDonalds at ten because a lot of

(06:29):
times they're left completely out of there, but yet they're
always busy. Again. Zaxby's, which I've never been to a Zaxby's.
That's at number nine. It's pretty regional. One of your favorites.
Raising Canes. I've lived all over the country, man, every region,
pretty much every region I did. The fact I've never
been to one is nuts. Yeah, all the regions. Yeah,
like the fact that you know, Greg, did you went
to a cracker barrel once one time with you guys.

(06:53):
Raising Canes at number eight, Taco Bell at number seven,
I've been to one, but I haven't been to one
in a billion. Here's KFC at number six. I had
him over the weekend. What did you get?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I had ul the regular chicken, the regular chicken, breast,
cooles law.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
The whole deal. Okay, they have those bowls or whatever
those are those always thinking? Yeah, it's like mashed potatoes,
the popcorn, chicken corn, they put the gravy that put
everything in the cheese. Not cheat KFC. Unfortunately number five Wendy's.
Number four is Chick fil A, so not in the
top three, but at number four number three best fast

(07:30):
food chains in the US, according to a reader pol
USA today, they have a n W at number three.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Right.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
That was with Greg, Like, when's the last time I.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Get some corn dog nuggets? Yes, you dip them in
the honey mustard, and don't they.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Combine those with long John silver sometimes? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Maybe I tells you who's reading today?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Check this out, dude, It's like a gift from Jesus
them corn dog.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
All right, Jack the Box at number two, right, and
then Del taco Is at number one. That's another like
regional thing. But but Del taco Is is good. Yeah,
I heard of something about the you know the combo
you know the taco bells, Yeah, the Cataco Hut. Yeah,
the Taco Hut. That the reason, like Pepsi did that

(08:18):
because they couldn't get the distribution that they wanted at
all three and so that was the way that they
got Pepsi into. Yeah, that was like a part of
this whole like war with Coke obviously about getting into
it was just too cost prohibitive for them to get
into like just the individual.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, there's a Taco Bell, pizza hut. Right, there's even
songs about it.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm saying that they combine all those and they all
have the Pepsi products because the Pepsi correct, there was
a strategic move by Pepsi.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Back in the day.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
And the whole thing with Coke and Pepsi don't I
still don't understand, like why there's such a big battle,
Like I guess that's the same thing as Xbox or
PlayStation or Android and iPhone. You know, you have your
camp and then very few people are in the middle. Yeah, yeah, true.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
And then also that was a huge move with Costco
going back to Coke.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, okay, okay, well that okay, that's I'm glad you
brought that up, because the article I saw was about that,
about how Costco just made the change, and then they
went into like the history of the battle between the
two and the different things that the brands have done. Yeah. Uh,
to battle each other, and that was one of the
strategic moves.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Just marketing for the brands.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah. I actually did the Pepsi Challenge, the actual for
reals Pepsi challenge out of some event and Pepsi was
there doing it, and I said, oh, I I know
which one will be. Coke. I guarantee it and I
prefer coke, and I had picked Pepsi. Oh digit challenge,
grandd It was incredible. If I have a choice, and
you know, I like the zero sugar stuff. If it's

(09:54):
Pepsi zero sugar or Coke zero, I prefer Pepsi zero sugar. Really,
I never had it, and I love the Coke zero.
Coke zero I think is great. But if I like both,
if they're both sitting there, I will reach for the
Pepsi zero sugar, I think. I think Pepsi gets hated
on a lot. Yeah. Yeah, just people here.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
When it comes to diet, it's die diet. Pepsi tastes
way better than that's just insane. No, one thousand percent trillion, Woody.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
Why don't you drink the pepsi then versus coke? You
have the coke every day, but you just said you
prefer pepsi.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Because the place that I go, they have like one
little stink and row of like pepsi zero sugar, which
is typically almost always sold out, and they have a
ton of the coke product. That's weird they have. They
must have their deal distribution wise with this particular chain
of of confusion stores. Yeah, but actually you know, and
in the refrigerator right now, because they did have some.

(10:47):
I grab some this morning. Yeah, they're sitting in there
right now. All right, phones are open eight seven to
seven forty four, Woody. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven The Woody Show.
Let's begin another new hour. Shall we show insensitivity training

(11:08):
for you politically correct world. It's Tuesday, it's August the twelfth,
it's twenty twenty five. I'm warning. That's Greg Goryhi, we
got menace?

Speaker 7 (11:16):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Sammy's right there? We got Sea Bass. Gina grad is
here and she's going to start the hour for us
with some trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, well, it's another day and another shooting, this one
in Austin. A dude started shooting outside a local side
The target killed three people in the parking lot. He
got away by taking the car of one of the
victims he shot. Then he drove it across town, crashed it,
stole another car from a dealership, made his way across
town more and then finally got out and started running.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So is this like a beef between people who knew
each other? That's the part I never heard anything about yesterday.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Hold that thought, because I think I think I'm going
to give you some clarity on that. The cop hit
the guy with the taser before arresting him. He's now
in custody, and you'll never guess. Apparently this guy's's in
his thirties and he suffers from mental health issues.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh really, Yeah, anybody who does that kind of thing
suffers from mental health Yeah, I think so. So it's
kind of a prerequisite to doing crazy things, right, So.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
I would think a beef is more like, you know,
not this, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Just shooting a people in random, wrong place, wrong time people,
That's what it.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Looks like, but I can get some clarity on that.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
You're just trying to have a nice day at the target.
You know, that's the.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Best day at the target. Well, two people have been
killed and dozens more were trapped under rubble after an
explosion at the US Steel Clareton coke plant. By the way, Coke,
not Coca Cola. It's a coal in Pittsburgh. A lot
of people were treated on site, but about ten people
I'd be taking the hospital five five of them in
critical condition, but they're stable. Another five have already been released.

(12:51):
The plant is stable now and officials just trying to
figure out what the hell happened. Governor Shapiro confirmed everything
you know went down, and US Steel says they're on
time of it too. But as far as everyone in
the area, they are saying the air qualities back to normal,
so everyone can go back outside without too much worry,
but really scary. UFC President and CEO Dana White made

(13:11):
the announcement yesterday that UFC will be moving away from
the pay per view model next year and will be
streaming their fights on Paramount Plus and some of the
bigger fights will be free on CBS.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Thout that Morgan.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
Oh, this is great news for people like me that
don't want to pay hundreds of dollars pay per view
every weekend.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
And it just seems so old.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
How much it is?

Speaker 10 (13:30):
H don't ask me because I don't know, but I
think it's like one sixty or something like. It's pretty expensive.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
And how often are those who pay per views every week?

Speaker 10 (13:40):
Not every week? They have fights every weekend pretty much,
but pay per view is probably like once a month. Yeah, wow,
so it's pretty often.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
And then Paramount, I forget how much that is? Well,
it's not twelve or something, not that much something.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Well, it better be free because the deal to move
Paramount for seven years it's worth seven point seven billion dollars.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Yeah, great news for me.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh good, I wonder is it worldwide? It's gonna be yeah,
right for them to recoup seven billion dollars.

Speaker 11 (14:07):
Yeah, it has to be.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I forget Morgan. You probably know he menace. You probably
know how much did Dana White get the UFC four
He bought it.

Speaker 10 (14:14):
For one million dollars. I think it's like or something.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Again for people to forget Morgan and I got to
hang out in Dana White's office. It's worked out for them.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah. You hear these stories about like somebody who got
an NFL franchise as like a settlement on a bed
or a joke like one in a poker game.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Right, exactly, take that chance and get off.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, you know that. I am a super into F one.
Red Bull bought the F one team for a dollar.
It's worth billions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Now, that's a pretty good deal. The team that they
bought was like going bankrupt.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Well the move comes a week after UFC's sister company,
WWE made a similar deal with ESPN. They're gonna stream
all their big events on ESPN Plus, and it brings
the old pay per view model that much closer to
the end. Boxing really the only sport that's still doing it,
and pay per view seems so like, I wow, everyone
on the television.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, thirty people over to your house.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yes, exactly, everyone pays five dollars one.

Speaker 10 (15:15):
All they have now is everyone streams it illegally. They're
not getting money for pay per view like they used
to bootlegging.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
All right, so we'll do the pay per view tomorrow night,
and then tonight we'll do Laser Floyd at the Planetarium.
That's a great so nineties.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Hell yeah, it's a great time.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Love laser Floyd.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Do you guys want to you want to mean the
parking lot before the Hackey Sack, of course. Okay, just
making sure well. Tropical Storm Aarin is getting stronger in
the Atlantic Ocean. Weather models show the storm should be
between Bermuda and the East coast by this time next week,
and it looks like it's going to turn into a
Category three hurricane. These storms can change on the fly, though,
so experts say everyone in the southeast needs to get

(15:52):
prepared just in case. Do those ex'es over the windows.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, I just saw an update on that. They said
it's like already kind of turning to the north, and
yeah it can change that. Yeah, it's totally good. But man,
it's a It is hurricane season. But you know, this
is a good time to get deals. Yeah, you can
get deals on vacations and stuff. Yeah, it's back to
school and it's hurricane season. And I always take a
trip around this time, back to school, after kids go

(16:18):
back to school and during hurricane season, and knock on wood,
I have dealt with hurricanes twice. Oh yeah, yeahah, one
time I was a Disney World in Orlando, and it
came just tearing right across the state, like right over Orlando,
and so it was like one day in the hotel
room and then the next day bright because the weather
blew everything out and so bright, sunny, clear, and then

(16:39):
like nobody was in the park. Yeah, so you know,
kind of got the crowd out of there too.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I had that one in Cabo and I slept in
the bathroom. Yeah, hunkered down.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
The next day it was like nothing ever happened. Yeah,
So you might end up losing one day, but you can.
You can lose a day if you go on a
vacation any other time and it just like it's a
rain day.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Yeah right, drinks too much, slightly overcast during vacation. I
get so bummed out.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Greg go's that sucks.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's where do you stay in the room and slam.
Yeah that's true all day?

Speaker 7 (17:11):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Well, Trump says he's thinking about moving marijuana off the
Super dangerous Schedule one list, where it's lumped in with
stuff like heroin and LSD, and putting it at the
lower Schedule three list with stuff like steroids and ketamine.
And doing this would make it easier to study it,
do research. Plus the cannabis industry would get some tax perks.
He says he's heard good things and bad things about weed,

(17:32):
especially for medical use, and he'll decide in the next
few weeks. And this all came up when he was
announcing the FEDS taking over DC's police department and sending
in the National Guard to deal with crime and homelessness there.
So it's gonna get pretty serious in DC. Ten years
after the same sex marriage bill became a legal legal
around the country, the Supreme Court might just take it away.

(17:55):
Do you remember the name Kim Davis? Yeah, yeah, if
it rings a bell at all, she was the Kentucky
clerk who went to jail ten years ago for refusing
to give marriage licenses to gay couples. And she's appealing
a three hundred and sixty thousand dollars verdict against her,
saying her religious belief should protect her from having to
do stuff she don't want to do. And she also

(18:16):
claims the original twenty fifteen decision was just flat out
wrong and should be overturned like Roe v. Wade was.
Lower courts have already shut her down. Experts say she's
got almost no chance. But the case comes as some
states and religious groups are pushing hard to undo the
marriage equality laws.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
So you never know, dude, that chick needs a good
d down.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
You know she does what she looks like now that
you bring her up. Oh yeah, you can picture her
face to totally picture her. Oh yeah, she's this like
sour puss look on her face.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
You can tell she she just needs like raw dog. Yeah,
and then shows like relax, like girl not chill right, yeah,
everyone like what do you care?

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Right, get ravaged? How does it affect you? Yeah, it
doesn't affect you know what it is. It's jealousy.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Although great exactly, Well we're we talking about like back
when this was like first a discussion about oh my god,
they might actually overturn it, and you said that was
it you that was telling me or somebody else that
I knew that they're in a long term relationship, that
you know, he and his boyfriend, and the boyfriend really
wanted to get married and he was always got babe.
You know, yeah, that's pretty common. I believe I love

(19:18):
but yeah, like it like I would marry you tomorrow,
but it's like it's just not legal, and it's not right,
and I wish we had. And then as they're talking
about he's like, oh my god, yeah, because it was
his out, you know, could not get.

Speaker 12 (19:29):
Married state by state, right right? Yeah, yeah, it was everywhere.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, it was a California prop whatever that was going on, right,
and uh, you know too. And then which by the way,
got shot down the first time through it did. Yeah,
like even the state of California didn't go for it. Yeah.
And then when that got shot that's what it was.
When it got shot down, there was somebody that we knew,
Greg that was that was like really yeah, the gay dude.
He's like, yeah, because his boyfriend wanted to get married

(19:56):
so bad, and he's like this, this is the way
he goes. I thought being game would get me out
of the whole marriage.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I know.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
There's a ton of dudes that had the same feelings. Yeah, like, no,
tab will get married. It's legal for everyone.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
That was the other one.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
It wasn't there celebrities also that like were united with that.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yeah, until it's legal for everyone, I'm swearing off marriage.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
And the election day they're speeding off to the polls
to vote no, damn it. Moving to Russia.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Vote Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Well, the Epstein drama continues. Someone tried to get the
grand jury testimony from Glene Maxwell. Shearted to get that unsealed,
but the judge shot that down. They even called out
the DOJ for giving shady, misleading reasons for wanting to
release it and saying it wouldn't add anything new about Epstein,
his crew, or how he died. And this follow was
another judge's decision to keep the same testimony locked up.

(20:47):
And the DJ and FBI have also have zero plans
to release any victim photos or videos because they say
it's just not appropriate. And finally, OMG, Sammy, maybe Maybe.
Taylor Swift had her fans going crazy yesterday with rumors
that she was about to drop her twelfth album. Then

(21:07):
on the New Heights podcast that's the one hosted by
her man Travis Kelcey and his brother Jason, they teased
a big special guest coming up. Turns out the rumors
are true. Taylor announced the new album last night and
the podcast confirmed she's going to be the guest. The
album's called The Life of a Showgirl. It's up for
pre order now. I'm sorry to tell you though, there's

(21:27):
no release date just yet, but like, how excited about So?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, they released a teaser and like this this thing.
Everybody's like post everybody. Yeah, like nobody actually in my circle,
even my daughter's not excited. No, that sounds and my
daughter was the biggest. I mean she's thirteen, so that's
she's in the demo. Yeah, that makes a lot of
more sense. That tracks as they say. But you know

(21:51):
a lot of people are are excited. I'll read you
some of the comments here, but this is a little
clip from the teaser.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
I wanted to show you something.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Okay, what are we got? We got briefcase?

Speaker 13 (22:02):
Yep, this is my brand new album, The Life of
a show Girl.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, ye, the the podcast episode I guess is coming.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
It's not out yet, but bazillion down.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh yeah. So here are some of the comments that
that I see people posting. A lot of these are
from like his iHeartRadio of course posted you know, because
their giant Taylor Swift, you know, stands almost forgot the
entire point of being alive is getting to experience a
new Taylor Swift album. Keep in mind, to be fair,

(22:46):
this is not the company this is. These are these
are like people in the I'm screaming.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
MG.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
We can't keep calm with a ton of fire emojis.
Now I can't sleep. Thanks a lot, Taylor, here's one
of my favorites. I'll never be normal about this ever.
Well that is true, dude, I tell you. Even still,
the Tailor Swift people are mental. They really are.

Speaker 12 (23:14):
Well, anybody's mental who gets excited that a singer is
releasing an album screaming, crying, throwing up.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh you should see a doctor this one. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Taylor Swift has led me to places I wouldn't even
go with a gun listening to a podcast hosted by men.
That's all right, it's so crazy how long I can
go with my life as a normal, functioning member of society.
But the moment that Taylorswift dot com starts with a countdown,

(23:43):
it's back to the asylum. Please go. This person says,
this is the best day of my life. Congrats. Thank
goodness for at least zero to political Thank goodness for
at least one positive range contribution to society. I guess
the new album has an orange theme. You see a

(24:04):
lot of like orange hearts and the comments and stuff.
This one's pretty funny, big day for annoying people. Yeah, uh,
my wife is awake for this, but if I was
being murdered, she'd be sound asleep. Oh wow, Yeah, I
remember that time SeaBASS went out and talked to the
Taylor Swift people at the concert about that because people

(24:28):
were lining up forever and paying a billion dollars for
the merch merch and he ran into this group of
chicks here and what did you guys get at the
merch booth?

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Everything? What didn't we get at the merchants?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
We got bracelets, poster, yeah, the tapestry, yeah, everything.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
I'm sure we're spending total four hundred yeah undred. Well
that's not so bad, right, Are your friends gonna be
make a jelly?

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Absolutely? Absolutely?

Speaker 14 (24:58):
The Taylor Swift haters they, oh, all Taylor does is
write about relationships. It's like, we get it, you sleep around?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Okay, So that's what it was. Yeah, Sea Beats always
has to go with the premise, right, So the pros
of this one was, you know, you go in there,
you go, oh, well, hater say like he's not saying no,
hater saying like, we get it, you sleep around? The
writing all these songs about it? What would the response
be from the different Swifties when they come to her defense.
Of course they do, but in which way?

Speaker 14 (25:24):
Oh, all Taylor does is write about relationships. It's like,
we get it, you sleep around?

Speaker 11 (25:28):
Yeah, they just suck, you know what.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The more the more they hate on her.

Speaker 11 (25:33):
The more she makes and the more popular she gets.
So continue on, let's.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Strike her down.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
She only becomes more powerful, Sary.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Every time you say.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Something, you just give her more ammunition.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I am gonna shake it off, shake it off. Yeah,
that's the German version of that.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I did get one call about this last night from
my buddy saying, are you staying up for the countdown?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm like, what countdown? And the only reason that he's
part of the business is because he's a DJ and
he throws Taylor Swift parties. Well he's okay, it's big
business man.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
And Greg, I know how into like interior design you
and Mario are, so I don't let me forget to
ask Mario where you're gonna put your Taylor Swift tapestry? Yes,
very important, hanging on the wall on the bed. Yeah,
good question.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
This next actor is do a movie like crying Along
to Taylor Swift. Okay, so you know how they do

(26:44):
those things where they say hey to people who have
warrants and stuff. The police department will go, hey, come
on down, come on to the TV free TV and
they check him in to check their ID at the
front table to make sure it's really them, and they go, okay,
well yeah, if you talk in here, but we have
the TVs, then we'll have somebody help you carry it
to your car. And they walk in there and it's
like click, click, cuffs are on, right to jail. Yeah,

(27:07):
it should be like right into a padded room. Yes,
you know, like like security should point certain people out
and go, wow, excuse me, do you want to come
backstage and meet Taylor?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, you know, for the safety of society, right, Thank
you very much. Rad So, dude, one of the people
that I ran into when Medison and I were in
Austin at this radio thing was a friend of ours
and he is a fill in host for you know

(27:39):
that that show that we bring up every once in
a while. It's called Coast to Coast AM. Yeah, okay,
so it was Art Bell for ever and now it's
George Nori who's the host of that show, and it's
all these people calling in about alien, bigfoot spirits, rite
all kinds of stuff. And I had no idea that
he loves the stuff so much. And he had ran

(28:02):
into George noriy I guess hand full of years ago
and said, hey, man, if you're ever out vacation, sick
or whatever, let me know. And they called him. And
so he's the like the main filling guy now really Yeah,
so he's been doing it. He's been doing it a
lot as of late. And I said, I give you
a lot of credit, man, because I don't know how

(28:22):
you just don't sit there and just laugh at these
people as they're calling in taking this stuff. Yes, strange.
I mean, if you ever listened to it's on like
a thousand radio stations. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Literally is not tongue in cheek. They're very serious.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Oh no. And so he's got this great gift of
curiosity where he can he's like, you know what he goes.
I don't really believe everything he goes, but I do
have a curiosity as to how and why they believe this.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
And so that's what I say about conspiracies all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, So he he was telling me about this one
woman that called in recently and I thought this is
the funniest one. She claims that the CIA has been
shrinking her house, physically physically shrinking it. I go, all right,
so where do you go from that? You know? She
says that what's your response? He goes my asked, well,

(29:11):
how many square feet? Just start with right, and it
was about nineteen hundred and now she's down to about
eleven hundred.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Wow, that's really shrinking.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
And the CIA is shrinking her house.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
That is my new favorite.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
I want to know how long it took them to
shrink at that month?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
A great question. That's a great question.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, the purpose?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Why are they targeting her? Why do they want to
shrink it? That is so bizarre.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
See so much fun.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
To do like that, Like just somebody calling in, like
the CIA is shrinking my house.

Speaker 12 (29:43):
Remember the phone of those were always confusing West of
the Rockies, Yes, call eight hundred if.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You're calling are.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, I've noticed that there are still people saying call
us toll free. Who's paying for individual phone calls anymore?

Speaker 13 (29:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Tall, that's all very old time? Is people going, uh,
visit us online at w w W dot.

Speaker 12 (30:06):
That took way long to stop. People were still saying
that very recently.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Visit us on the world Wide Web. Yeah, right, like
all the AOL dial up things going away. We'll talk
more about that with rich On Tech. Rich On Tech
is going to join us. That was shocking on the
on the show's one. Yeah, I mean you saw that
head on you who knew that was even still happening.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
That's what I was confused about.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, the phones here, they're open, toll free, call is free. Yeah,
the calls free. Reach Out and touch us used to
be a thing because there wasn't at and T.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
They had to touch someone.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, reach out and touch someone, reach out and touch someone. Yeah,
see and yeah, reach out and touch us. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, that was an old timey radio thing.
Say that. I said us for text over to two
to ninety seven. Got a brand new redneck News ready
to go the wood Show.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
If your sister's college fund involves two for long.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Table dances and you're Vegas, contreebut plays read nick News.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Today's redneck News. It's from Clinton County, Missouri, where a
police officer pulled over a car. I had this bad
license plate inside that car. Three people, This dude and
two chicks. Nice oh yeah, Livery of the cars in
their forties and fifties, so not a car full of kids.
They asked the drive, this guy named Darryl for his

(31:28):
license and his registration. Now which the license that turned
out to be expired, you guys. Oh, and everyone was
acting real nervous, all right, everyone out of cars. They
get everybody out of the car backup is called car
gets searched. And the reason they were so nervous is
because they found some backpacks containing glass pipes and several

(31:49):
baggies of meth.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Oh good time.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
And that was just a tip of the meth burg
you guys, because in all they had four point five
pounds of Darren. The two chicks, Heather and Kimberly, they
were arrested. They were all taking the jail, which is
where the story continues. You see, one of the chicks, Kimberly,
was holding onto a secret out and by secret, I

(32:13):
mean more meth and another glass.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Pipe in God's pocket, and she was.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Holding that secret up her cooiter. Yes, that's right, that's
right right in the couter. Yep, damn. So that was
another charge added on to the already growing list including felony,
drug trafficking, unlawful possession. Got all three of them, even
for failure to wear a seat belt.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
They were they were throwing everything out them. So that's
from Clinton County, Missouri, where a traffic stop turns over
four and a half pounds of meth hidden in backpacks
and a ham wallet. And that is today's red nick.
I'd be easy for you, Gina, though, because your husband,

(32:55):
you know, she'd.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Be training five What was it.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Wallace cam Waller you you heard that before. Yeah, that's
like a wallet filled with him you get it, sausage locker.

Speaker 12 (33:20):
Well, because she's been gauged out right exactly, went through
all the training all right, More when he.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Shows the next second?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Right back, what do you show next?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
All right? So Tyrese Maxi he plays the game of
basketball professionally, Yes, for the Philadelphia seventy six ers, and
he done gone viral you guys for being an idiot. Okay,
he went on Instagram live to ask people how to
use a can opener, and you'll hear him explain. I

(33:52):
have a clip here why he doesn't know how to
use a can opener.

Speaker 15 (33:57):
I need dogs and normally chef helps me use the
can't opener.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
For my dogs. Tell me what I need to do.
Somebody on here show me how to work this thing.
All right, So his chef is normally the one who
works the can open. He'll take care of But what
about all the years that you didn't have a chef
before you play in the NBA.

Speaker 15 (34:15):
To use a can No, I don't lock it in
like you got a wrench. Call your chef. I can't
call chef today. Chef's off. I just never need to
learn how to use a can opener. I lived in
the house my mama, my both my grandmother's. What was
I using a can opener for?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Maybe you didn't use a can open, but you've never
been around someone using a can opener, or or someone
gives you a can They give you a can opener,
whether it's the automatic remember the automatic ones that was
very eighties. Oh yeah, I don't think anybody has those anymore,
my parents, But the manu one. Someone puts the manual
can opener down on the counter next to a can

(34:54):
and says, here, grown ass adult, figure it out. Try
you can't figure that out. I forget you.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I want to be fair? I think if you don't
know something, You don't know something, Yeah, but you.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Could figure it out. You see with the teeth, you know,
where you put it over the track.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
It opens and closes like like a wrench like somebody
had mentioned I guess, trying to walk them through it. Yeah,
and you can't figure that out.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
You would put thee either, some of the little pizza cutters.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
No, if someone didn't show me how to do it,
I don't think so. I don't think I would be
able to really. Yeah, I think I would need to
be shown and then go okay.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
But otherwise no, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Would you live stream or go on YouTube?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah, there's other ways?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Do you know what? I just remember? I just showed
uh d A. T. Tyler just recently how to use
like the crab crack cracking things.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Dumb ass Tyler Tyler. Yeah, yeah, he didn't know how
to use them.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
I mean, if he's never had crab.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Before, there's a difference. He knew it was to crack
the shell, right or were you talking about to use
that seems easier than a cannon.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Yeah, you don't deter anything.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, and the little pick and stuff he did not
use it. I felt like I want to give him
the benefit of doubt, like he didn't know how to
get the meat out of the crab, or he didn't
know how devices. Why do they give little woodhammers like woodhammers.
I wouldn't think we would create enough force.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, this suck shout out to Tyree, smacks up your can,
fuck your dogs.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Didn't start step.

Speaker 16 (36:24):
Show.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I can't believe that today was the first day in
her life that Gina has heard the term ham wallet.
He loves it. I said, like, wrap it up, you're
just joining us. We had a redneck news where this
cop pulled this car over and there are people in
the car and they had like four and a half
pounds of meth and some pipes and stuff like that
got him down to the jail. On the one chick

(36:47):
who was in the car had some more meth and
another you know, meth pipe stashed up recruiter and so
I wrapped up. I said, the traffic stopped, turned up
over four and a half pounds of meth hidden in
backpacks and a ham wallet. And Gina, she's still laughing
about it.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
I can't never heard that entire life.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, people immediate leven text and I'm glad people picked
up on it too, Gina. Five oh five. Listen to
Fox Trot Uniform Charlie Kelo by the Bloodhound Gang. Remember
the Bloodhound Gang Chors Discovery. You will hear ham wallet
and many other fun words for a huha oh sweet
another one, three, one six. Check out the song Fox

(37:28):
Trot Uniform Charlie Keilo by Bloodhound Gang. They have all
kinds of euphanisms for vaginas and penises. She is hilarious
five zero listening speaking of ham Wallet, you should play
Fox Trot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang so
Gina can learn about the rest of the fun words
like ham wallet. It'll make it'll make her day. Yeah,
they're uh yeah, I was looking up the lyrics. I do,

(37:51):
I do have the song oh sweet. Uh yeah, I'm
looking up the lyrics. Let me just double let me,
let me let me double check before before I hit play. Yeah,
here's here's another one squish mitten that's nice. One pressure
wash the quiver. But these are like Greg Gory immature

(38:12):
replies totally. I like gut locker, pressure wash, pressure wash,
the quiver, bone in the bitch wrinkle so hot, Victor Mature.
I'm sorry the hold on, we got any the phones.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Ringing collect with a client call.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
From Victor Mature. Would you like to accept charge? I
would yeah, yeah, blood I forget what year this was?
Uh oh five oh five? Really okay? I thought earlier? Yeah,
Bloodhound Gang fox Trot uniform Charlie Kilo fun. It's fun
and Geni's gonna be dyne lapping all the time. It
is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
You no aware?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo love. Yeah, somebody, Yeah,
I don't mean to beat around the bush as a
wax poetic Brazilian wax poetic. That's pretty good, very clever.
Forgot about those guys. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break more what he shows next? Heeng on what
do you show back in a few You're right back,

(39:32):
all right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody
Show rolling right along here on this Tuesday morning, and
we welcome in our official tech corresponding here on the
Woody Show, Rich DeMuro. He's a tech reporter. He hosts
the rich On Tech Radio show on radio stations across
the country. You can subscribe to Rich's free newsletter at
rich on Tech dot TV. You can find him on

(39:54):
social media. He posts a lot of stuff there at
rich on Tech, things that you should know about, and
he's KTLA's to reporter Rich Demiro Rich on Tech Morning.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Rich, thanks for having me back.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
As as always now we try to do the it's
always ironic that for the tech segment that we try
to do a better dial in situation, right, Uh, you
know where we can we can get like where it
sounds like Rich would be like in the studio with us,
and it always goes back to the phone. Is the
only thing that works? Yeah, can't be done? Is that weird?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Fourth times to try and rail for the text?

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Yeah, well we'll get this figured out one day. It's
funny because when we first started doing this, we had
it perfect and it never works.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
We did, we know, that's just the tech gods. Well,
what we like about riches coverage of tech, it's not
like super geeky. You don't have to be like. This
is consumer tech as we call it, so stuff that
we can actually use. And I think one thing I
want to start with because a lot of people were
talking about it, you know that I heard over the
weekend hanging out with all these other radio people, and
a lot of people seem to be paying attention to
Instagram's new map feature for the privacy aspect, what can

(40:54):
you tell us about that?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Rich people are freaking out?

Speaker 7 (40:56):
So Instagram came up with this new map that shows
you where your friend, and people started freaking out because
they were showing up on the map, even though Instagram
said this is an opt in feature, so they're not
sharing your location by default. But when people saw themselves
and their friends on the map, they said, wait a second,
why am I showing up here? You know, Instagram is
sort of this public private place, right. We use it

(41:18):
with our close friends, but we also use it for
a bunch of random people to see. And so I
think that's why this feature is really tricky for the
average person to use, because you're never really sure what
you're sharing when you're on Instagram, So it's better to
kind of like leave this off. For most people, I'd say.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Well, I don't even understand what's exciting about this feature
as a user, Like what do I eat care now?
Like that's what Grinder's for?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know?

Speaker 11 (41:41):
Ay?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
What what could the purpose be? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Okay, I'll give you my use case because I love
this idea. So I travel to a bunch of different
cities all the time. I've got friends everywhere around the world, people.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I've met, you know, over the you know, twenty.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
Years I've been reporting, And so I would love to
land in a city and say, oh, yeah, Jim lives
in Tampa. Let me you know, I see him on
the map. Let me go have a drink with Jim
and hang out and catch up. This happened to me
when I was in Seattle a couple of months ago.
I tagged my location somehow or I posted a picture,
and an old friend happened to be in Seattle at

(42:16):
the same time, and he, you know, rang me up
and he said, hey, let's let's catch up, and we
ended up having drinks for like hours, and we talked
for hours on end, something that never would have happened.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
But rich if he if he saw social media, sure,
but I'm saying, like, he sees that you're posting from Seattle, yeah,
and well you're there, he hits you up. But like,
why would it be important for him to be able
to see you on a map in real time? In
real time? Like that's that's the part I guess I
don't understand because you already have that ability with your phone.
Uh you know, friends or family, your kids or where
they you could see exactly where they are at any

(42:48):
given time. Like, why would you just want that in
general activated for your Instagram? I I don't know, but
it's important. You just go into your settings, you go
to Instagram and then you'll see it says, uh what
whatever whatever that it's right, it's right at the bottom.
So I just I just looked at it the other day.
Hold on allow location or I'm just making sure of it. Yeah,

(43:09):
it says right about allowed tracking.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
And somebody put on Instagram. Rest in peace, Ted Bundy,
you would have loved this new Instagram feature.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
We're talking to rich on Tech at rich on Tech
on social media. What else do you have for us
this week?

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Rich Let's see Oh my gosh, you gotta you gotta
pour one out for AOL.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
This is uh, you know, they're they're.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
Ending their dial up internet service. I can't believe people
were still using after all these years. The wild thing
about this what a run? I mean, I know that
we've all, you know, at some point in our lives
used this and you know, you know, remember that you
dial up on the internet whatever.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
God forbid, somebody else in the house pick up the
line and the knocks line everything.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Remember when they didn't have enough lines, like you would
dial in, it would be like a busy signal. We went,
we went. We take so much for granted now with
our internet and always on and this and that, but
like there was a time when Internet was very like
on demand, like you you sat down at your computer,
you waited for it to connect. So anyway, I just
thought it was interesting that they're shutting down their dial

(44:14):
up service completely on September thirtieth. If you have email
with AOL or anything like that, I know a lot
of family members might have that that will still continue
to work. But they're retiring the standard dial up service,
which I guess people were still using even in twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeahs.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
So my theory on this is what killed it is
starlink because the people that were using remote dial up
still were people that were in remote areas and didn't
really have access to it. I think like about like
five years ago, they were still pulling in like twenty
eight million dollars a year off of dial up, but
now everyone has Starlinks. And then Rich, did you see

(44:52):
that Amazon's going to come out with their own version
of Starlink.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Yeah, they've got Project Kiper, which I think they just
launched some new satellites today. They're they're hoping to have
that up and running for the public by the end
of the year, they say, And they say it's going
to be cheaper than Starlink and faster.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Damn.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
So I am I love Hey, look I love this
competition between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. You know, they
both have those penis looking spaceships. So now they've got
the yeah, the satellite service to compete with that as well.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
They say that on the radio or sure, I'm sure
on this show. You certainly if you were talking to
you know, one of our other friends. I'm not sure.
I'm not quite sure when it comes to the Starlink.
I have the Starlink Mini and I think it's cool. Man, Like,
it works really well. I've just I haven't used it
any like official application, but I've like taken at random
places just to see how well work. Oh what happens
if I just set it up here? Yeah, it's great?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Now, how big is that one? Because the Amazon thing
that I saw it looks almost the size of a
coffee cup, right, Rich or coffee cup?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Pretty small?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Really.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, Amazon's going to have three sizes. I saw them
at CES this year, and uh yeah, the smallest one
is smaller than the star Link many apparently I haven't
compared them both side by side, but yeah, they're basically
Amazon's just advertising this slowly but surely, saying we're gonna
be better than starlink. But here's the deal. They got
to launch a lot more satellite to compete with starlink

(46:13):
because the whole name of this game is that in
the old days, we've always had satellite internet, but it
was like one or two satellites.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You know, in the sky.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Because Starlink is putting so many satellites up there, that's
what makes the signal better and faster and more reachable quickly.
And so Amazon has to do the same thing and
get all those satellites up there. It's only about our time.
So they crash, one of them crashes into each other
ready for that.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
The Starlink Mini is about the size of laptop, you know,
it's it's it's pretty small. Okay, it's pretty small. And
then I'm also getting starlink for the house. They're installing
effect tomorrow. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, I have everything else. I
have everything else where. I'm kind of off the grid,
you know, like you could. I have solar which power up.

(46:59):
I have a test they call them power walls, like
the whole house batteries. I have all that stuff. Now,
all that stuff has been great. Like the power in
my house has not gone out. I can't remember the
last time at all, not even for a blip. But
what does go down if the powers out in the
neighborhood is the Internet because the substation down the street
that powers all that crap that goes out. Now, it's
like I will always have Internet, my security and my phone,

(47:21):
like you know, any kind of communication. All that stuff
will always works. It's prepper behavior and I love it
behavior it Yeah. Anyway, So there's that awesome. I love it.
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gift cards. Whoo yeah, what is that?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
So?

Speaker 7 (47:44):
I got into this over the weekend with my kid.
We were ordering Jersey Mics of all things, and I said,
you know what, I wonder if there's a way to
like buy a discounted gift card and use that to
pay at check out. And so I found this website
called cardcash dot com. Card go on there and card
cash dot com. They list all the different gift cards
that they have. Basically, the idea is that let's say

(48:07):
you get a gift card from your grandma right for
one hundred bucks to this place that you never go to,
and you're like, huh, I'd rather have seventy five dollars
cash right now in my pocket, and I'll sell that
gift card to this place. So they buy the gift
card from you, they paypalue of the money, and then
they resell that gift card still at a discount, so
someone can buy it for less than that one hundred

(48:27):
dollars face value and they make some money as well.
So everyone wins in this situation. And I use it twice.
Over the weekend. I did Jersey Mikes and I did
door Dash. Jersey Mikes was a much bigger discount, was
almost like twenty percent off DoorDash, so I only save
like five bucks but still it was more like proof
of concept and it works. The only thing is you
have to be aware of make sure if you're buying

(48:49):
discounted gift cards online that it's from a reputable site.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
They also have kiosks for this kind of like where
you go to sell your cell phones, they have them
for gift cards. They're not everywhere, they're super but if
you want to be you know, more comfortable going to
a physical location, you can do it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, speaking of discounts and getting everything figured out, you know,
football scenes is about to begin. I've seen you rich
You've been on your Instagram at rich on tech, uh
talking about you. You're trying to get the whole NFL
Sunday ticket thing figured out? Did you did you figure
that out? Did you get signed up?

Speaker 7 (49:21):
Yeah? Okay, good I did. I ended up buying it
through a Verizon for two hundred and seventy six dollars,
which you know typically it runs about four eighty. So
if you're this is this is what's wild. If you're
a returning customer, you have to pay four hundred and
eighty dollars. New customers get it for two eighty.

Speaker 12 (49:40):
Than what I say, so unfairly I've been loyal to you,
so screw me.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yeah. They you know you're not going anywhere, understand that. Yeah, okay,
but the best deal out there, so you can. If
you're a best Buy member like my best Buy Plus,
you can get it for two fifty eight, which.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Is pretty good. That's good YouTube.

Speaker 7 (49:56):
If you're a student, you get it for one nineteen,
the best part out there.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
The other thing is military first responders, nurses, teachers, and
medical providers can get it for one ninety eight through
the website. ID do me if you're already verified. I
didn't do that even though my wife is a teacher,
because they wanted her social Security number and I said, no,
I'm not giving that to some random website yet. Not right,
seventy eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah. The NFL Sunday Ticket like one of the big
misconceptions that you have to subscribe to YouTube TV in
order to get it because it is a YouTube product.
Now they bought the rights to NFL Sunday Ticket. That
is not true. You could just buy it, buy itself,
and just access it through your YouTube app on your television.
All right. Yeah, so you guys a great point. Yeah,

(50:42):
you don't have to sign up for YouTube television. If
you don't want it, you can be perfectly happy with
whatever else you got. You could just sign up for
NFL Sunday Ticket completely on its own, and then you
just access it by signing in to your YouTube app
on your TV. Good to know.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Yeah, they add like a an NFL premium channel on
your YouTube app and you just go there and all
the games are right there.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
We're talking to you rich on Tech, and you can
find them on social media at rich on Tech. You
subscribe to his free newsletter at richontech dot tv. Just
go there, all right, So Rich gadget of the week.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Let me tell you about the a sous Chromebook c
X fifteen. I know it's back to school. People are
looking for a simple way for their kids to connect
to the internet. If you do most of your stuff online,
like thure a web browser, a chromebook is a super
cheap and easy way of doing it. And the best
part is it doesn't get any viruses or malware. That's
the main advantage of a chromebook. Yeah, and the software

(51:41):
is always up to date. You don't have to do
these like massive Windows updates every week or so. This
chromebook specifically is typically two hundred and twenty dollars. It's
on sale right now for one hundred and sixty. I've
been testing it. It's got a big screen, it's got
all the ports you need, and it's great. I mean
for a basic computer, you just want to go online

(52:03):
and check your email and watch videos.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Kids make what they need for school.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Exactly one hundred and sixty bucks Walmart dot com.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
I think sixty bucks. And then you, I saw you
on TV talking about the new Beats Pill Bluetooth speaker.

Speaker 15 (52:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
I was very impressed with this speaker. I brought it
on my recent vacation and I didn't know what to expect.
I didn't even look at the price tag because I
figured it was super expensive. Well no, no, I don't
like to look at the price tag on certain items
until after I test them, because I want to be surprised, like, oh,
is this a good value or not? Okay, And so
for this one, I couldn't believe the sound off of

(52:41):
this thing. It sounds incredible. I mean, it's Beats, it's
water and sweat resistance, so you can bring it by
the pool. It's got up to twenty four hours of
battery life. I don't think I charged this thing all
week when I was on vacation. You can also use
it as a speaker phone as well. It sounds really good.
It's called the Beats Pill. It just came out in
blue and pink, and it's only one hundred bucks on

(53:02):
sale right now, which incredible. If you use Apple stuff,
this is a really nice compliment. Even though it works
with Apple and Android, it just works very nicely with
the iPhone as well.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
All right, well, check it out the new Beats Pill
Bluetooth speaker just ninety nine bucks, and then the super
cheap Chromebook one hundred and sixty bucks. Got back to
school living there, Rich Demiro rich on Tech Everybody, Yeah again.
Check out the rich on Tech radio show. You can
find it on the iHeartRadio app and also where you
find a podcast. You can subscribe to his free newsletter.

(53:34):
Just go to rich on Tech dot tv at rich
on Tech. On social media, check him out KTLA entertainment
reporter and official tech correspondent of The Woodie Show. Rich
thank you very much for your time. We appreciate as
always talking to you.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
All right, there he goes, there's there's Rich Everybody you're rich.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
The WOODI Show.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
All right, Well, we were talking about this guy and
he's wanted for murder. Yeah, he's a a guy who's
working as a handyman and then stabbed the people he
was working with. He had already been in prison and
for decades. Yeah, and then you know, but Greg's saying,

(54:19):
but ladies, before you go judging, he's six to you,
guys about one hundred and nine photos.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Right, he makes you make it a solid point.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
He can't take care.

Speaker 12 (54:29):
Of you, but he looks good in pictures. Yeah, he
might stab you. Yeah, yeah, totally. Megall, I'm gonna bring
Morgan in on this one.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Gina, Sammy and any of the ladies listening to the
show this morning, this morning, right now. Uh, this is
an agree or disagree, all right? Why women are attracted
to chaos? The truth behind the bad boy obsession? Why
do so many women lose in interest in good men

(55:01):
and gravitate toward bad boys. Now, this woman's name is
Karen Sites. She runs something called the Happy Wife School.
Oh and she's not a doctor of any kind. She's
not a therapist, she's not a doctor. She just runs
this thing online called the Happy Wife School and she's
not like one of these little lipstick bimbo types or whatever.

(55:23):
She looks like she would be a therapist, like the
stereotypical kind of therapist looking chick, and it keeps popping
up online. Let's see if you agree again for the ladies,
do you agree or disagree with what she says?

Speaker 13 (55:34):
In general, good men are steady and consistent and predictable.
It's why as women we think you're boring. As women
in general, we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine.
That's what makes us feel alive and engaged in life
because we want to do what we want to do.
Structure holds us accountable, and we don't want accountability, So
we want to do what we want to do when

(55:55):
we want to do it, and thrive on that instability
because again, it makes us feel engaged in a life. Ergo,
why we are attracted to bad boys because they're chaotic
and we think that's exciting and it adds drama and
passion to our lives.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Agree or disagree, Ladies, text over to two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Yeah, she's not wrong. Yeah that's very accurate. I totally agree,
and I think it's an age thing. At least for
most of us. Like I one hundred percent get it.
I was in relationships with all these yahoos and now I'm.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Like, yeah, and you grow out of it, You grow out? Yeah,
at what point does that happen? So what you're saying
is is so what you're saying is that is true
for most women up until what age you mature.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
I mean it's different for everything.

Speaker 11 (56:40):
I say, it is different for everyone.

Speaker 9 (56:41):
I agree because I think that girls are chaos too,
and we want someone more chaotic than us so that
we don't feel like we're the chaos. So it has
to do with your own maturity as you become less
chaotic as a person as well.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
And it's ironic because you're trying to show everyone how
together you are comparatively.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
This dumps because I know it's it. It's a thing
that people, oh, nice guys finished last, right, But there
seems to be something to that because people get dumped
for being quote too nice or nice guys. Right.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
Well, I'm at the point of my life where I'm
kind of debating in my head, will I ever grow
out of wanting a bad guy?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I think I just like Cabo a bad guy. Are
you still yes we are. Okay, I can to keep asking,
but he's.

Speaker 10 (57:26):
Really really not like the nicest guy I've ever met,
because she never talks about it. But I'm I think
I'm just I think I'm this way forever. Like what
age do you change, Gina, because I don't think i'll
ever mature.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Out of that.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Oh honey, I didn't get married until I was in
my forties.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Okay, So yeah, again, like they said, I think it's
different for everybody. It's like how much how much you
can handle, you know, until you're.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Just over it.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
But I'm also not looking for like a partner for life,
you know. I truly like just think that I'll be
by myself, which I and I want that. So I
don't think, you know, I'm looking the same battle down.

Speaker 11 (58:04):
I said the same Okay, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
It's not a rebellion, it's biology, behavior and a need
for pasture. That's according to Karen.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Sites I think she's right.

Speaker 11 (58:13):
Yeah, yeah, she's definitely right.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
So when you were in that phase, no names obviously,
but like the guy that you went for, like what
made him the craziest or the like the most chaotic?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Well, I dated two alcoholics back to back, and I'm
not a drinker. And one of them was super genius,
smart and was just constantly crapping on everybody around him.
Does that sound like anyone we know? But the sad
thing was I was so young and imature. I was like, well,
he's really mean to everyone and he's so smart, but

(58:49):
he chose me, so I must be special and just
put up with all.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
His crap is part of it. The fixing thing.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Absolutely, just what it happens to.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Even if they're gay, the like I can turn them.
How many offers have you had, Greg? I mean we hear,
we hear from those women all the time. I just
think they can flip. Greg, Right, you can keep trying until.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
I finally matured and I was like, I don't want
this anymore. This is no this is me putting my
life on exhausting, exhausting, and until I realized I'm putting
my life on hold to join somebody else's chaos. I'm
wasting my time.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
My question, though, is like, at the point where you
reach okay, I'm just over it. Are you settling though?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Absolutely not. I was settling for these idiots that I
was going for and wasting my life.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
But that's not exciting. So what you have now is
not necessarily exciting, but it's Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
We choose our excitement together. It's not thrust upon me
by a crazy part.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
It's thrust upon you. Okay, it's always thrust upon you.
It's just usually the way that works. Usually thing and
then it's thrust upon you.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
No, it's always thrust upon I think you're right.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
It's probably an age thing, because why would you want
chaos and drama as an adult?

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
You don't because life is like that anyway. You need
your anchor, you need somebody who's stable, and that's what's
so much more fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Some love talking on the phone with their friends because
there's some.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
New drama and they've never matured there there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Mine lived in his car and relies on me for everything,
but still had the audacity to cheat on me. Dude,
imagine that. Wow, my god. Another one says there's no
mystery here. Nice guys just aren't as good looking as
bad guys. Bad guys are bad because they know they're
good looking and get away with treating women like crap.
Mystery solved. She's kind of like that bad guy look yeah,

(01:00:39):
like scruffy kind.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Of Yeah, I like scruffy. That's why I made my track.
I made sure Sammy, I made my husband I wouldn't
let him shave for our wedding because I like the
scruffy beer. And he was like, everyone's gonna think I'm
such an ihole. I was like, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Sammy and Gina always have the dumbest opinions. They definitely
don't represent most women. That therapist is describing a certain
type of woman definitely can't be applied to all women. Well, nothing, nothing, nothing,
It's applied to all. It wasn't about all, but just.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Talking about me always doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Just in general. That's why in general. That's why I'm
asking the ladies who are listen now, if you're just
tuning in off, I'll play it one more time and
then again you can text your agree or disagree over
to two to ninety seven again. This woman is name
Karen Sites. She runs something called the Happy Wife School.
And why women are attracted to chaos, The truth behind

(01:01:31):
the bad boy obsession, and why do so many women
lose interesting good men and gravitate toward the bad boys.

Speaker 13 (01:01:38):
In general, good men are steady and consistent and predictable.
That's why as women we think you're boring. As women
in general, we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine.
That's what makes us feel alive and engaged in life
because we want to do what we want to do.
Structure holds us accountable, and we don't want accountability, So
we want to do what we want to do when

(01:01:59):
we want to do it, and thrive on that instability
because again, it makes us feel engaged in alive. Ergo,
why we are attracted to bad boys because they're chaotic
and we think that's exciting and it adds drama and
passion to our lives.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
It's a ladies, a text just text agree or disagree
over to two two nine eighty seven returns right after
these messages.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
It as bad like Ale? All right, ladies, we asked
you agree or disagree with this.

Speaker 13 (01:02:32):
In general, good men are steady and consistent and predictable.
It's why as women we think you're boring. As women
in general, we like chaos and drama and disruption of routine.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
That's what makes us.

Speaker 13 (01:02:43):
Feel alive and engaged in life because we want to
do what we want to do. Structure holds us accountable
and we don't want accountability, so we want to do
what we want to do when we want to do it,
and thrive on that instability because again, it makes us
feel engaged in a live Ergo Why we are acted
to bad boys because they're chaotic and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
We think that's exciting. Yeah, so agree or disagree is
mixed on the text. We asked ladies for your take
on that in Gina and Sammy and Morgan all tolls
what they thought. Oh please, Sammy and Gina are exactly right.
When you are young, you look and thrive on the chaos.
It's definitely an age thing. If not, those women are

(01:03:23):
just immature idiots who like the drama. I think that
sounds right. Women make no sense. They will choose a
bad boy over a good boy, but also choose to
be alone in the woods with a wild bear than
any guy. Yeah, they think they're the smart ones. Yeah there,
Hey what a show. I was always the nicest guy
until I was twenty four, got tired of rejection and

(01:03:45):
started to be an a hole with ladies. It was
a one and eighty degree change. I was getting laid
with an average of three different chicks a week, and
that lasted about three or four years. Just good jerk,
nice run. Yeah you had a good run, you know.
Let's see this one. I disagree. I think that women
are attracted to bad boys are attracted to immature men

(01:04:05):
because most bad boys act like children. I think it's
more maternal than anything. Oh, there are a lot of
good guys out there that are masculine men and that
women are attracted to. They're attracted to masculine men, and
bad boys give the appearance of being masculine, but their
mental capacity is not there. I have to disagree with
that woman a right, all right, So just some random.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Thoughts only gets people thinking on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
The text over two to ninety seven. Give us a call.
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I'm Moody. That's Greg Gory, hoy wood Menace, good morning
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(01:04:50):
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There's Ginigrad, see masses here. We got Sammy Morgan's here.
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(01:05:14):
do you show a podcast by going to the woodieshow
dot com or the podcast platform of your choice other
than pop Quiz, Greg Gorg, Spotify, Spotify. That's right, we're
working we're working on that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah. Now the other thing that Menace was educating me about,
because I'll be one thousand percent honest with you, I
don't know if I've ever gone to the wood Shoes
wood you show YouTube page for anything, because the only
the videos that I see from the show are all
on Instagram. Yes, I think it's pretty much the only
social media that I'm on at all, and that's on

(01:05:47):
the show account. Yeah, yeah, is Instagram is Instagram? So
what But you were telling me about something that we
do with the YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Yeah, so more and more people are consuming podcasts or YouTube,
and I was like, hey, what do you we should
like explain you know, what we're talking about right now
can be seen on YouTube. We kind of only mentioned
YouTube if like I don't know we're doing the Glory
Whole challenge or like kind of a you know, I'm
running after Morgan dress in a dog suit, we highlight. Hey,

(01:06:18):
those videos are on our YouTube, but a lot of
stuff that we're just talking about, you know, if you
want to see it in video form, is available on
our YouTube page.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
So I see, yeah, because it's not like Vaughn is
only doing his job for like one or two segments
that actually get you know, posted like an Instagram. Yeah.
So if you know the only cart narks, I mean,
the whole show is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
There's plenty more.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Yeah, there's plenty more. So a lot of people just
listen to our podcasts in audio form, but they just
don't know that they can watch a lot of it.
They can throw it up on their television and just
watch it on YouTube if they want, just have it
on in the background and actually see our lovely face.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Now, I don't know why you want.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
To do that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Yeah, crazy thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
That's that's not my way of doing things. But uh,
it's a fail and Menus wanted to make sure that
everybody knew that is aware. It's our YouTube page, YouTube
dot com, Slash, The Woody Show, of course, the podcast
everything else. Follow us on social media at the Woodies Show,
Back to School Time, It's it's here kids are going back.

(01:07:17):
Parents are psyched, parents opposite of the kids. Kids not
so psyched, some normal. By the numbers talking to kids
and parents, fourteen percent of kids are actually very happy
to go back to school. Who were those kids you
hear about that? Though? I thought your kids were like
that for some reason. No, my daughter was bummed out
at the end of the school year because she was

(01:07:39):
going to miss her friends and she really liked her teacher. Oh,
and she's looking forward to this year because now she's
in junior high and so deal. Yeah, seventh grade, so
this is this is the first year that they like
change classrooms and have different teachers for different subjects, and
so she feels, I think, like a big kid going
into seven. Yeah, seventh grade.

Speaker 12 (01:08:00):
And sure junior high was considered sixth, seventh, and eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Yeah, I think it just depends on the school really
by sixth and seventh, oh no, no, seventh and eighth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Yeah, seventh and eighth, same for me, and then high
school because I've also heard from people who say that
high school was tenth, eleventh, and twelfth grade for really, yeah,
they considered it because junior high wherever they were was seventh, eighth,
and ninth, then they went to the senior high school.

(01:08:30):
They were in the junior high school for seventh, eighth,
and ninth, then they went to the senior high school
for tenth, eleventh, twelfth.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Yeah, junior high and senior high.

Speaker 9 (01:08:38):
Like yeah, I place that was seventh grade through twelfth grade,
all same school altogether.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Yeah, there's a lot of places like that because there's
not enough kids.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah, sixteen percent of kids are very sad to go back.
I was always excited for the new stuff school supplies
because I get fresh new trapper keepers, sixty folders and
things like that. Because I would always go into the
beginning of the year the same way I go into
every diet that I've ever tried. I go, this is

(01:09:08):
the year I try to die. Yeah, it's going to
be this from now on, and this is what I'm doing.
And then you know, it doesn't I just can't hold
it very long. Yeah I can hold it as long
as I can hold a plank, and yeah, next thing
you know, it's over. But I have a nice set
of trapper keeper and pencils and nice pencil case.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Was pencils big when you're a kid, because they would
have like graphics on them on the day they sold
them at my school and kids would spend all their
lunch money on bind power.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
The big thing that I remember everybody wanted was the
pen that had the little things on the top where
you can make it green, black, red, blue, blue. Yeah.
It was like kind of a fatter pen. Yeah, exactly,
and you got to select which color.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
I'm like, whoa, Yeah, those are pretty high the original fidget.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Yeah, because those are the pens the teachers had. Yeah,
that's pretty cool. When the adults were asked how they
feel about the kids going back to school, fifty one
percent of parents are happy their kids are going back. Yeah,
because from a hundred because from a scheduling standpoint, well,
I think sometimes I think sometimes to stay at home
moms get bummed out because they like, you know, every

(01:10:21):
day is camp day basically, and when I say camp day,
not going to camp, but they have There's certain people.
There's two different camps of parents. There are the people
who are way into it and every open moments like
they've got an organized craft or we're going to go
do this activity. And I mean that's like my sister,

(01:10:41):
the breeder, she was more like that, not so much
now I think she's I think she's over it. Yeah.
But then there's the other parents who are like, keep
them alive, love them, but there are limits. And I
think that's where my wife and I are because we're
not travel sports parents. We've told our kids like, yo,
your life's gonna rule, but we are not travel sports parents.

(01:11:02):
So you win some, you lose some. You know, you
lost on that one, but you you've won over here
for so many other things. And so I think when
you have the the people who are just way into
it and they're doing all the summer activities and doing
all the things, I think those are the parents who
get bummed out that it's over and the kids are
going back. But then you get to the coastge I know,
the majority, the vast majority of parents that I know, friends, family, everything,

(01:11:26):
they're like, oh my god, it's two weeks into summer break,
and they're like, when do these guys go back? Yeah,
twenty two percent of parents are very happy, twenty two
percent said they are sad. Liars seven percent said they're
very sad. Also, liars like you said, just stay at
home moms. Maybe more and more parents of college students.
I see that's the other group of parents that are

(01:11:48):
now in my age group. Yeah, so they're either sending
their kids off to college or their kids are getting
out of college.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
And I can see that getting a little depressed when
it's like empty nest syndrome.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Oh yeah, my wife and I don't understand. In fact,
we just went to a party that a friend of
ours had. Their son is going off to Yukon and
so it was like a bon voyage kind of thing,
and she's like all bummed out. She's sitting on the
couch by herself at night, like with a bottle of wine.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Like I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
My wife and I like look at each other, were
like that sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Yeah, the countdown's on.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
And then we have another set of friends who they're there.
They're youngest is a senior this year at the University
of Indiana or any of the university and uh, we're
like wow, because then all their kids will be adult children.
And they have the best time with their adult children
because you talk to them like people and you hang
out and when they know them, yeah, and they go

(01:12:48):
out places and they have drinks together and you know,
just able to be chill and not have to do
that the parenting party. They want to be together. Yeah,
and my wife and I keep thinking, wow, that looks awesome.
It's the same feeling I have when I was a kid.
I thought, Man, when I'm an adult, someday I'll get
to ice cream for dinner. That's how we're looking at
those parents now.

Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
I think when the first kid leaves for college's it
marks the end of an era. So I can see
how that would be crazy depressing, and it would make
you feel so old and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Ends. Greg, Yeah, it's the end of something, but it's
the beginning of something much more peaceful.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Your bomb shelter now exactly just.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
War is over, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
But you know, people are different. Obviously you obviously have
a different outlook, but you know this is their whole
life is just taking care of these kids, right, you know.
And I find ways to entertain the kids and that,
you know, that's what it's all about. I understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
And that's where we are different because it's not and
very much from the very beginning of having kids, we
decided that this was not going to be like the
kids are not your whole life, They're not your identity
exactly right. So We're going to go on trips without them.
We're gonna do weekend getaways from time to time without them.
We're gonna go to dinner sometimes without them. And we've
done that, and I'm happy that we did it. I

(01:14:02):
think you need to do that. I told you my
sister did not spend a night away from her kids
for over a decade until the youngest was like thirteen
or something like. That is crazy anyway. So now there's
a lot of parents becoming more more popular, parents of
college students sending their kids back to campus with these
college doomsday survival kids. And these kids include things like Narcan.

(01:14:27):
Oh my god, right, So if you have like an
opioid overdose.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
I thought you med like extra toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Nope, So narcan plan b condoms and other emergency and
health related things. Now, my friend that I just told
you has the youngest who's a senior this year getting
out of I remember when he sent them off to college,
they went to Costco and bought the biggest box of rubbers. Yeah,
and then they bought a whole bunch of booze. When
they moved them into the dorms and stuff, got them

(01:14:54):
all set up and yeah, here you go. So the
booze will come first. Then use the rubbers. Okay, some cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Yeah, it works if you use them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
And the trend is geared towards keeping students safe. Many
parents and experts he is smart, responsible prepping. Other people
are like they feel it's encouraging bad behavior. But now
that sounds normal other than the narcan. Yeah, who's gonna say, like, well,
don't worry about it, guys, I got some narcan. My
mom sent me a package of narcan. We have no worries.
It's so stupid. That's dumb, that part.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
I mean, it's not I mean it's not dumb, but
I mean it's more sad.

Speaker 15 (01:15:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, that's the new thing that they have to throw
in there. There was just a thing I saw. There's
like some oh this new synthetic opioid out there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Yeah, it's like crazy crazy mega fentanyl.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Netazine or something like that. It's it's so yeah. So
the opioid is up to forty times or forty three
times stronger than fetanyl and it doesn't respond to fentanyl antidote,
making it harder to treat.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
Oh yeah, like narcan doesn't work on it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
And the drug is starting to contribute more and more
to opio the opioid crisis, and experts warned that it's
extremely potent and its resistance to treatment make it a
serious mole. Yeah, it's a serious public health threat. No kids,
I know.

Speaker 13 (01:16:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Who says, Oh you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
How could I next level?

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah? What are you doing? What am I when I'm
a legal zombie? I don't know? Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie set us a text over to two
two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break
more wood He shows next. Then, speaking of the back
to school thing, Sammy started talking about I can't I
can't remember who was in the room, but they did
it pretty it was I thought it was weird. See

(01:16:34):
what you guys thinking? It was the thing that happened.
Was it high school or was it in high school?
Somebody did it at her high school? And I'll letter,
I'll letter floated to the room into the audience, and
you could tell me if if it can if it
comes across as weird to you as it did to me,
who am I? Yeah, we're talking about all this back

(01:16:54):
to school stuff, and it just reminded me of Sammy
was talking about something in the office and something that
happened at her high school, and I'm like, man, that's
actually it's really weird. I remember certain weird things. I
remember they would make like I forget what the class was,
but they would make the kids walk around with a

(01:17:15):
thing a flower, like a bag of flower. It was
supposed to like represent what it's like to be responsible
for you, like you couldn't leave it. Kids were leaving
it outside on the playground.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yeah, like holes in it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
We had that. We did that with eggs, yeah, like
where you had to care for it. And I think
it was just to make kids realize, like how much
responsibility a baby is and yeah, just a never ending thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
They never did that. I always heard about it, but
they never did that at my school.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Yeah, because the kids at your school had real babies.
Uh yeah, So Sammy, tell everybody, and then everybody, you
tell me if I'm the one who's weird for thinking
this is super strange.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Okay, So at my high school, we did something called
every fifteen minutes and it was meant to represent that
drunk like drunk drivers. There's drunk car accidents every fifteen
minutes and somebody dies.

Speaker 11 (01:18:04):
So they chose people throughout the school.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
They only choose juniors and seniors, but they purposely pick
people who are very popular, who have a lot of friends,
who people would care a lot about, and who can
kind of span I know, who can span the entire
school from freshmen to seniors and that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Very pretty cool to get picked. Then, yeah, I know
that's the criteria. Even the school knows that you're popular.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
The schools like, oh this kid dies, people really care.

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
Emotionally triggered, the most amount of people at the school dies,
So they choose people to die in every fifteen minutes
on the TV. It would there would be a whole
announcement over the school. You'd be in class and they'd
say so and so just died, and then the Grim
Reaper would go to their.

Speaker 11 (01:18:50):
Class and pull them out.

Speaker 9 (01:18:52):
And so if you were in the class with them,
you would just sit there and watch the Grim Reaper
come and pull one of your classmates out of class.
They would be gone for the rest of the day,
and that would happen every fifteen minutes throughout the entire day.
All of those people ended up going and staying at
a hotel. They weren't allowed to have their cell phones today, Yeah,
to talk to their friends or family or anyone. They
also had a car accident. Seen where we all went

(01:19:14):
to an assembly. They had a full car accident set
up out front with like some students bloodied, hanging out
of the windows and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Yeah the theater kids.

Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
Yeah super Bowl actually wasn't theater kids. I was in it,
but anyway, so hanging out the window and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:19:31):
So you would see them. They would use the jaws
of life to get them out of the car and
the whole thing and they pull them out.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
And they're all, yeah, being dead. And there was also
a drunk driver which was one of the students, and
they got would get arrested, and that person actually spent
the night in jail. And they would have footage of
the whole thing of them getting finner finger printed.

Speaker 11 (01:19:52):
Yeah, we would see that at the assembly the next day.

Speaker 9 (01:19:55):
So the next day at the assembly, all the people
who died would be at the assembly. Their parents would
give eulogies for them. There would be videos of the
person who was the drunk driver who went to jail.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
I mean it was over the top. People riding all day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
It was like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Laughing when the grim Reaper came in.

Speaker 9 (01:20:14):
I mean, I'm sure some kids would, but some people
would be crying.

Speaker 11 (01:20:17):
And it was it just was.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
And that's why I think it's weird. It's one thing
you can make a point about something, but it's so
over the top that it almost becomes comical.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Yeah, because this happened in my school, we would all
be laughing, Yes, because I mean we No one at
my high school got busted for DUIs because we we
I don't know, for some reason, everyone thought it was
stupid to drink and drive and then it just did
for some reason. Yeah, it just didn't. I know, it
just didn't. It just didn't happen in my high school.
So if something like this was going on, we would

(01:20:47):
laugh so hard.

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
But isn't it kind of I mean traumatizing. So you're
putting the entire school through I get amatizing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Those Well, it's for a purpose, very elaborate.

Speaker 11 (01:20:57):
It's very elaborate.

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
And I don't know how many oh their schools did
this like that text that was a little weird, right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Well, the text seems like a lot of people went
through the same thing. Every fifteen minute victim here whoa
I had a grim reaper in everything. They would put
up graves and block off the entire street to set
up a horrific crash scene. Oh wow, my high school
did both those things, the flower and every fifteen minutes thing.
I bet the kids that got picked were stoked. Oh
yeah that time.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
You know, you're like mega poddler because it wasn't even
it wasn't even just your grade going like we're going
to vote for a prom queen. It was people saying,
who throughout the entire school, can we emotionally trigger the
most students?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Which, oh my god, the school too. They crashed a
car in the quad.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Okay, My question is for the people that did go
through this and do this, was it effective?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Do you think did it really make it think?

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
I think that high school kids are pretty impressionable and
they haven't seen a lot of horror and loss. So
if you have to make it, then it probably does
something for a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
So here's something along those lines. Not to that elaborate
and you know, theatrical degree, but there there was something
that I saw that the local high school would do.
This is not this wasn't my school. I was living
in the town where they and it was just a
known thing that they would do this. They would get
the wreckage from an actual duy crash where a teenager

(01:22:17):
was killed, and they would sit it on the campus
of the high school.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Yes, I think we did.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
It was a real kid who died and they would
say like, oh, this is this is the car that
Sammy was in, uh when she was killed last year,
and it was it was just I mean, it's all
mangled up because school play. That's the real person sam
that really died and in this that's the actual car,

(01:22:45):
that's the you know, I would think that would be
more effective than the theatrical In the Hotel reward, Yeah,
like get to go to jail without really going to jail, Greg,
you know awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
The drunk driver was always crying when they were in
jail every single Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
It was very upsetting for the straight program.

Speaker 9 (01:23:08):
Yeah, I mean because they're putting handcuffs and they're taking
their fingerprinted, they're being blocked into You're not.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Really you know, it's right, I don't know. Yeah, it's
just an act.

Speaker 11 (01:23:18):
The most tears coming from the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
You always know, a really nice area exactly white. This
is you know, in fact.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
You we had a valet at our school.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
We didn't like our parents didn't even have to let
us out. Somebody would be there to open the door
for then we have our brunch.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
One of our classmates got shot, Like, oh my god
is living and then he came back to school. We're like,
dude made it. Yeah, that was traumatic.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
I'm an Alabama Karen Generators up the hills, running away
from a boarding school.

Speaker 12 (01:24:07):
We couldn't go horseback riding that day.

Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
It was really scary.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Guys.

Speaker 12 (01:24:15):
It's weird and dark, but it is kind of silly.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Yea so emotional, all right? Well, wooding.

Speaker 16 (01:24:28):
Way out, fresh backpacks and lunch boxes off to school.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
They got Gina was telling us that they don't call them.
The kids don't even refer to them as water fountain.
Oh yeah, at schools.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
Anymore, it's the hydration station.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Yeah, hydration station.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
And they got mad at one teacher because she said
this is BS. I don't even want to see your
water bottles in here, because you're all going to be fine,
and she got in trouble. Really did, like we all
made it through childhood.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
I never did bring water.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Alla, we weren't allowed to. There were no foods, no drinks.
It was nothing. It was hot. The underlying thing is
they really want their water bottles. Oh yeah, not really
the water No, and it's another reason to get out
of class and go fill it up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
The hydration of the station is actually like I been
seeing that at music festivals forever, been saying seeing that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
And then Greg wanted the piggyback off of Sammy's story
that if you're just joining us, Sammy before the break
was telling us how at her school they would do
something called every fifteen minutes where it was all theater basically,
so they would just take the most popular kids. They
would quote die from some kind of like duy type
you know, behavior thing, a scared straight thing that they

(01:25:51):
were trying to do to get out. But they would
do like the parents coming in and eulogizing their kids.

Speaker 9 (01:25:57):
And grim reaper would pull them out of class take
them away.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yeah, you're saying like, no, sounds super white, you know,
because Meds talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
His high school, would people are like actually getting shot.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
One shot came. But then Greg said, man, we did
something kind of weird at us. Our so weird was
this is not fake death, this is no, this is
weird real life. It was in junior high, not high school,
junior high. Once you were in seventh grade, it wasn't
sixth grade, it was seventh grade. That after pe class

(01:26:27):
you were mandatory you had to take a shower, and
then you couldn't fake it, like, oh, I'm just gonna
skip it and get you know, get out of my
gym shorts on my normal clothes. And this is a
public public school. Oh yeah, so okay.

Speaker 12 (01:26:40):
And then what they would do you would be in
seventh grade, they would have two eighth graders come in
to be your towel attendance. What one would give you
a towel. They knew you couldn't fake shower. You know,
you had to shower, so one would you would have
to get completely naked, go up to the uh get
go shower, and then have one of the eighth graders
handry your towel. Then you had to dry off with

(01:27:01):
that towel, hand it back into the other eighth grader
that collected the towels. One handed them out, one collector.

Speaker 11 (01:27:06):
This is prison.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
It was so weird. So they wouldn't just give you
the towel to go shower, So you had to walk
up to them naked.

Speaker 12 (01:27:14):
Dry off and then go give it turn it back
into the other eighth grader. So imagine being the eighth
grader who was tasked at school.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
So weird. And also that's borderline illegal, right, Yeah, it
sounds very towel attendance.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
That's definitely not happening now.

Speaker 12 (01:27:30):
And imagine being the eighth grader who's tasked with that. Hey,
you're on shower duty today, so you're gonna have all
these seventh graders coming up to you for a towel.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Were you ever on shower attendant? No, towel attendant. No,
I was never a towel attendant. Dude, isn't that bizarre?

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
Everywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Was it like an open showers?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Yeah, it was just one giant room with multiple showers. Yes,
so weird. Some kids would shower after gym clasz. Yeah,
most most kids didn't know. I never did.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Couldn't you wear like swim trunks or something?

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Everyone would They would change your clothes and put on deodorant. Yeah,
I never.

Speaker 12 (01:28:06):
Was mandatory showers. And then the high school bathrooms, the
stalls had no doors on them.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
What Yeah, the regular batter you walk.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Behind, there'd be somebody pooping right there, and that's.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Why you're all freaked out by pooping.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Get it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
I think that might have been so you didn't smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
That would scar me for life.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
How weird?

Speaker 11 (01:28:27):
No door on those, That's bizarre. No, I would I
would never poop. I wouldn't know. I don't know what
I would do.

Speaker 12 (01:28:33):
And then we in the showers at high school they
had a urinal in there as well, and the female
gym teacher was allowed to just walk in and out
of our locker roll.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
The gym teacher was walking in out of the shower
locker room, being a dude walking into the.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Girl's locker room skin a maximum. I don't think this
is right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
But the showers at my public high school, because I
was in boarding school for well freshman and senior year,
I was in regular pub a high school. Those high
schools had the showers, but they weren't up against the wall.
They had like those like you see and sometimes in
movies where it's like a free standing thing. Yeah, like
there's like a post that stands up out of the
floor and then there's four shower heads around, so everybody's

(01:29:14):
kind of circle. Everybody's standing there looking at each other
while they're showering. It wasn't even like you're like you
were facing a wall, you know. No, everybody's like, you know,
this is very erotic, facing wieners to God. And then
the woman pe teachers walking in and out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
As our locker room was weird. There was an office
in it, so yeah, so they would just sitting in
the office. But there were some of those things that
you brought up, Greg, that you asked me, did you
have a bad kids school on your campus? And they go, yeah,
Bridge Point Madrone skyline nine one three.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Who was Greg's high school coach? P Diddy? I know right,
nine no nine, Greg, My junior high school is exactly
the same way we had to take showers. We had
the ninth graders giving us towels, and our toys had
no doors.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
I was in ninth grade. I was the talent attendant
to seventh graders. I'm glad I'm not alone in a
breeder campus. Was this weird? That is very very strange?
Eight seven seven text over to two to nine eight seven.
A little extra effort, I think we can up our liability.
She'll be right back fast, all right, Welcome back, everybody.

(01:30:27):
HIO today is Tuesday. It's August the twelfth. Today is
a National Vinyl Record Day. Close I mean very very throwback,
also very hipster, trendy in popular. Do you have any
like that? I don't have any left. I don't know.
I've had so many bands over the last handful of years.
Give me like a signed copies of you know, of

(01:30:49):
what album? What do I do it? I'll tell you
what I do with I'll give it to my son
and he sells it on Marcari There we go.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Where we go? I tell him because I mean, I
didn't ask for it. I didn't ask him to sign.
It's why I don't feel bad about it. Because I
didn't ask them for the autograph. Right, it is one
of the things that gets sent to me. We got
a ton of stuff like just sent to us that way.
And so I go, all right, man, here you go.
And uh, He's like, well, do we know this is
real or no? I'm like, yeah, it is real because

(01:31:15):
he's going to get.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Asked about authenticated.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Yeah, but yeah, you can sell it on there. But
I mean, I like the idea of.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
When I go to an Airbnb and they have a
record player. I messed with it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
That's what it'd be cool to have something, you know,
like it was just set up like a living room.

Speaker 11 (01:31:31):
I have one. It's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Who is it right next to your typewriters? Yeah, so
today's World Elephant Day.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Oh yeah, let's celebrate.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
I must have been, dude, I'm telling you, I must
have been liking a lot of these elephant videos that
you see, like where they're protecting their trainer, they kind
of all huddle them or cut. There was one there
was this little baby elephant and all the other elephants
were kind of surrounding it, keeping it sheltered from the rain.
The rain was like pouring down. It was Have you
ever seen cool where.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
It accidentally steps on his own trunk and it gets scared?

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
No, I didn't say that, but man, elephants are never
I guess I never really realized just how cool they are.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
They're awesome, and they're pretty smart apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Yeah. I've always liked elphans. And they're emotional too. We're cute.
When elephants die.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
They have your funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
I heard I heard somebody say this about dogs the
other day, and I was like, oh, it made me
have to like go and find my dog, like where
are you, Like, I'm like, Cassie came here. I just
gave her like a hug. You a baby, and they
gave her hug. It says, uh, your dog will be
your best friend for about ten years of your life.
You are your dog's best friend for its entire life.

(01:32:41):
And I was like, I think because like the dog
that was sitting on this person's lap was like this
cutest like just Luys was looking at this dude. And
it was attached to this article about like how dogs
like the part of their brain that lights up for
like the joy part of whatever they can measure. It

(01:33:03):
lights up brighter for their their master than it does
for food or their other dog food. I don't believe it.
Damn it. The most miraculous animals. I'll Today's Gooey Buttercake
Day not a fan yea yeah, and the National Julianne
Fries Day Juliano yeah, menace. What's happening in the world

(01:33:24):
of entertainment?

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Well, major announcement, guys, and set your calendars because the
teen Mom Cruise is coming y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Ellen, Yes, how many babies are going made on that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
And it's going to be on Royal Caribbean it's going
to be in the in the Bahamas and Janelle Evans
will be on the clay. Oh yeah, bro, I'm all
about it. Someone's going overboard four nights happens in April
twenty twenty six, and prices ranged from twenty five hundred
dollars for interior state room to thirty five hundred dollars

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for a deluxe open view balcony Sea Bass. Are you going?

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
First off, I don't know how any these people are.
But second off, that's majorly expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Yeah, And I mean it's you know, it's the Bahamas.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Man, you're not gonna and you get to go to
their like private island and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
I've been on these cruises.

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
I was on the ground cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
I was on the ber Kresher. But dollars those other ones.

Speaker 11 (01:34:19):
Mom fans, millionaires or what Mom?

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Maybe then happen.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Maybe Kesha will be performing on the cruise. That would
be huge, dude. It's Kesha, Dude. People that tea mom fans.
They saw her. I saw her play at the a
v Ends one year.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Oh hell yeah, good for her, dude, your cruise guy, Now,
would I would know? I would not want to be
cruise the teen mom cruise. Yes, I watched like the
first season, maybe two seasons of Teen Mom, and then then.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
I was maybe because it is the same weekend as Coachella.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
So yeah, which one? What do you do? Decisions? Okay,
I'll be honest with you if it was those are
the two choices. I'm going on the cruise, Oh damn, yeah,
more so than Coachella. I'm never I'm never going to
make a drive between southern California and Las Vegas ever
either way. And I'm never going to Coachella no ever.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Apparently you mean it on a cruise, you can just
do cruse stuff exact Coachella. You're stuck doing really stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
All right. You'll see this headline floating around everywhere, but
it's kind of misleading. So Kelly Clarkson cries mid concert
and emotional video. Now you're thinking, like, oh, wait, does
she just started performing right after her husband died. No,
this is a video that happened twelve days before he.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Died, and so she was pre crying.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
She was pre crying. So because a lot of people like,
they're like, what the heck is going on with Kelly Clarkson,
because you know, she stopped doing her show and then
she was canceling performances. And now obviously we know it
was like her ex husband dying of cancer, her kids
eleven and nine years old.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
That sucks, man, Yeah, not good. That wasn't she paying
him like some incredible amount of aid money when that
happened and they got divorced. I remember thinking like six figures,
six figures a month, six figures a month. Would that
be called palamony? Yeah? I think so, like when the
when the chick has to pay the dude, which is

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one out of every eight billion cases.

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
It's like her and Berry and that was about it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
In another performance video, do you see this one, Greg,
Jennifer Lopez finds massive cricket on her neck perform Well,
she did not freak out, she didn't pull a great gory.
It was crawling. You can clearly see it crawling up

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her net and then she feels it, palms it, grabs
it and throws it to the side and keeps on singing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
This happened in Kassakhs Stand She's brave. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Now, I don't know this guy, but he was performing
at an arena. His name him as uh Maluma Maluma. Yeah, anyway,
he was performing, but he stopped to show to yell
out a mother for bringing a baby to a concert
with no air protection, saying, be a bit more aware.
You're waving around the baby like it's a toy. That

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baby doesn't want to be here for real, telling you
I love you all but respect. I'm a father. Don't
bring your baby to a concert.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
No air protection, even the baby around like a towel.

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
It shouldn't be no concert period, forget your protection.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Yeah, yeah, you're just you're doing as a pro. Are
you doing that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
Exactly what are you saying because you want to have like, oh,
check out babies first concert?

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Yeah? Yeah, because the baby will know well, I mean,
I guess if you, like my wife and I have
talked about like well, if push comes to shove and
it's either missed this all together or suck it up
and we'd rather not bring the kids. But if it's
missed this all together, whatever it is, or bring the kids,
we would bring the kids.

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
Yeah, but even a baby, it's a babies, you would
have done that, yeah probably, Okay, what occasion would be
so huge that it would be like, you know what,
we're bringing the kids and we're going.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
I mean that's a great question. So off the top
of my head, I can't imagine one as I sit
here or something. Yeah, but I mean, if if it
was a you know, you're going to miss an opportunity
to go on this cruise, I said, we did the
Disney cruise right with the with the show. Okay, now
we could have brought the kids. We decided not to
bring the kids. Lucky, but if it was going to

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be one of those and forget that it was a
work thing, but hey, we can go on this. We'd
rather not bring the kids, but if we had to,
we would have brought them.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Would you bring them on your Magical Mexico Week.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
That's an adult only resort? Geness, Absolutely, that's against the rules.
What about if you got a for real space trip offer? Yeah,
go to for real space space, but I have to
bring a baby. I'm bringing the baby.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Well, speaking of kids, Dax Shepherd says that his kids
can swear as long as it it's for a re
and so like you know, like they slammed their.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Hands and if it's in context right, like yeah, just
like throwing out swear where it's pretty much you got
to use them correctly. And then it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
I like the house, our house is. You can swear.
You just can't swear when you're mad. Oh yeah, joking.
You can't swear to someone because you're mad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
You can be like, oh well this is crazy. Yeah.
I also feel like if it's like I don't necess
I mean, we do care, but if not when it's
directed at us or like I know they're doing it,
but don't do it around us, and don't do it
certainly don't do it to us, Like don't be having
a conversation with your mother. So I say to my son,
don't be having a conversation with your mother and start swearing,

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whether it's at her or like, you know, in a
conversation with her. Not cool. Now if he drops one
in my presence, he's sixteen, you know whatever, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
But what he would never be like your jad mom's
being such a bitch.

Speaker 13 (01:39:48):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
He has said that, really, but that was like a
while ago, high five we shared a beer. No, but
like I corrected it immediately, and he's not done that.
He has not done that since said when isn't she
Yeah right, it's like tell me about it. Augusta all right,

(01:40:09):
Time for the birthdays gonna we're gonna sits.

Speaker 6 (01:40:18):
And you know we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Do And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
Sir mix a Lot, right, he likes big buds. He
cannot lie.

Speaker 12 (01:40:27):
Is he not dead?

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
No he's not. You're thinking of Bis Marquis. Oh yeah, yeah,
Sir makes a Lot is sixty two years old. Today,
Academy Award winning actor Casey Affleck is fifty years old. Wow,
you got the British model and actress Karen. I can
never say her name, Delvinevin, Yeah, Delvin, sure, do you
know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I cannot pronounce the name.
But you've seen that. Yeah, oh wow, that is spelled
in a weird way. She's thirty three. It's it's just
being asked to be butchered, that's all. It's the longest
old timey celebrity. George Hamilton is eighty six years old. Today,
actress Rebecca Gayheart first of all Rebecca Yeah scream to

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Beverly Hill's nine two and zero fifty four years old,
and comedian and actor Michael Ian Black is fifty four.
Today's porno birthday is Lily Lane and Today's Birthday Girl,
She's swallowed more than a black hole in five hundred
and sixty two fine films, including The Best Ways to
Use Fingers Volume one. She was in Deep Throating the Handyman,

(01:41:30):
also Bicking for My Pink Dildo? Have you checked a
WNBA games? Begging for It? She was in Get Your
Knees Dirty, Volume one, also Squirting Salvation and who can
forget her unfreetable role in one of Greg's favorites of
all time. She was in Rooftop Lesbian's Volume one, Going
Up to Go Down, Elliott. That's Lily Lane, who's thirty

(01:41:53):
eight years old today, match Porto Birthday, your celebrity birthdays
and that is a Tuesday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:42:03):
Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World, The Woody Show.

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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 12 (01:42:56):
Yeah, Honesty is always the best policy, except during a
jo interview.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Yeah, that's when you send your best representatives to make
sure that any truth that you're stretching are at least
ones that you can cover in your first few weeks
of employment until they get to know the real you
and hopefully can look past it. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
That's how it's the strategy, right, We all do it right,
sharing that horse, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some

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of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it, catch you back here on Wednesday. Have
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