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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. All right today it's a free Friday.
It's Thursday morning. It's August the fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome.
We are the Woody Showeh. I'm money. That's Greg Gory. Hi,
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(01:06):
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(01:29):
some food news coming up a little bit later on
on the show this morning, and then of course the
actual news headlines. I'm not sure which I'm more excited. Yeah,
probably the food news. Probably the food news and then
we're gonna have some of the world of entertainment with
the Birthday's porn of Birthday all on the way. You're
on the Woody Show. Just geeked up for football, man,
I mean football season starting back up. Preseason games are underway,

(01:51):
regular season will be started before we know it. I
have not watched any of the Hard Knocks yet because
you've got the Buffalo Bills this year. See Greg says, Oh,
but every time I've watched, even to I hate the Bengals.
I hate him. You like it no matter who the
team is. Correct, It's like an ESPN thirty for thirty
Like those are always good. I'm always finding myself just

(02:12):
you know, glued to it.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
And are you always rooting for that team for that
season after you know?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Sit?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, No, I watched the Bengals one and every week
I hope that their bus gets broken down and they
can't make it to the stadium and they got a forfeit.
Like I'm kind of the point with Joe Burrow. I
respect him and his talent. He's a really good player.
It's kind of like Tom Brady was, you know where
I respect the talent, but I think I hate him
because he's good, because you know, he's good. But I

(02:40):
like all the other things I've seen, like in some
of these interviews. Now, when he first came into the league,
he was over the top obnoxious, you know, And it
seems like, while that is still an element of his
public persona, it's toned down a bit and now he
just seems kind of like chill, super cool, yeah, and
cool cyber truck level cool. Not that cool, but cool.

(03:02):
Oh yeah. By the way, over New Mexico, the US
Air Force, they are reportedly looking to add two cyber
trucks to their fleet. But they're not for fighting. They're
gonna blow them up. Yeah. The Air Force submitted a
request to purchase the cyber trucks, along with other vehicles,
for the sole purpose of using them as target practice. Greg.

(03:22):
Come on, I mean that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
I see why this would be is you you've got
this giant, this like super awesome vehicle that's bulletproof and
fast and everything, and you've got to make sure that
you could defeat it if, like say, a group of
terrorists bought them and use them.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Again, as a person who likes to drop things off
of buildings, and that we talked about having a whole
channel where you blow things up. I would love that
and I would love to take part in it. I
would like to throw stuff off of buildings, blow stuff up,
break stuff. But this is a money waste. H can't
you just get something else? Well? Okay, I think I
think of all the things that the government waste their
money on, I'm fine with this money waste more than

(03:59):
some of the other money ways that I see. Yeah,
I mean Sea Bass does have a good argument. It's
got a great argument.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
You have to test you what you're up against potentially,
Like I know, Elon only wants to sell them to
hard working patriotic Americans like myself.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But he just can't that. And they're also already making
knockoffs in other countries. Oh here, reading deeper in the article,
and I quote they're getting the jump on the enemy
because the enemy may transition to using cyber trucks instead
of normal trucks in the near future, and a testing
and target practice quote needs to mirror real world situations.

(04:33):
Almost like I'm a genius. Yeah, but it's almost as
like Greg is anti American or something. He wanted to
be weak. No, I do want to watch them blow
stuff up. Yeah. Always, that's so good. Uh. Back to sports.
A lot of people got tricked by the fake articles
that were getting sent around saying that they were installing
nets around the court at w NBA games to prevent

(04:53):
people from from throwing dildos on the court.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I mean these were fake, but not above like, not
out of the realm of possibility for that bad.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
W NBA has been reacting to this, right, I mean,
because you know, you have those same the same netting
up at baseball games for foul balls. You have the
same netting up around the backside of like where the
goalie is for hockey, on either end of the ice,
so for pucks to go out of play, they have
that same kind of netting up. So I again I
agree with Sea Bass that it's plausible.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
It's in the realm because because like they're all a
bitching and complaining now the smart thing to do, which
they've because you have them credits some of them have
been doing. Laugh it off, ignore it because it will
go away on its own.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah all right, So one more sports thing before we
move on. Men has found this. I thought this was interesting,
Like we we do the the net worth thing. We
did that with Joe Koy when he came in yesterday,
Like which celebrity has the highest net worth? Yeah? Okay,
So between I'm gonna give you two. I'm gonna give
you two sports leagues, right, and which one has the

(05:52):
most Instagram followers? Okay? Okay, So I'll give you two
sports leagues and you can tell me which one has
the most Instagram Okay? Uh Premier Soccer, so Premier League Soccer,
English Premier League or hmmm the NBA ooh uh.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Soccer, Yeah, because worldwide people go nut, Yeah, it's got
to be soccer soccer.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean the players are the most followed, yeah, in
the world. Is it's just the league or all players
Instagram followers by sports league?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
And like they have the most attractive man on the planet?
Is so many say with Rinaldo, Well.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
The NBA it has a lot more, really, yeah, by
like twelve million? Damn Yeah? All right, how about the
NBA or the NFL. Oh, I'm going NBA because I
don't know if hardcore NFL people give a ratsass about it.

(06:57):
NBA and the NBA is much more worldwide presence than
we are aware of. Okay, NBA, NBA, the NBA has
about three times as many, So I'll give it. I'll
give a number because I'm going to retire NBA from
the from the heathers. Okay, the NBA has ninety point
nine million followers, girl, NFL has thirty one point six million.

(07:20):
Yeah that crazy.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Greg, Now that like you go to an NFL game,
that those are Facebook users, that the the the the
average fan there because it's so damn expensive to get
in the door and it is probably fifty.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah males, so expensive. Yeah like that, that's that's the standard, dude.
All right, how about how about F one menace F
one or the WWE O loosely putting the W because
they included it. I wouldn't have included them in sports.
That's sports entertainment. I wouldn't put it in sports. I
guess neither is driving though. Yeah, I mean F one,

(07:53):
I mean the physical but F one has again is global,
but w W people don't realize WWE is global as well.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yeah, so it's got to be ready.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I'm still gonna go F one, F one WWE,
all right, F one with thirty seven million and then
WWE has thirty five millions, so very close. Damn very close.
All right. How about NHL or the PGA PGA Tour.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Oh, I think that's a good one. I think Greg's
reasoning on this is going to be the same as PGA.
People aren't Instagram people, but PGA is global best.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I was going to kind of take your like, I
think they're more those.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
People will follow golfers, you know, like if you're into golf,
you're hardcore into golf, Like you're following everything, your favorite
golf it's your life.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, i'd say PGA, Yeah, PGA.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I think same with NBA and NHL.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Is they have more games, which means they might have
more content or things to talk about.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
So I'll say NHL.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
NHL has six point nine million followers and uh, the
PGA Tour has five point six. NHL beats him out.
Outside of Canada and America. Who else cares about Netherlands, Russia? Yeah,
a lot of there's there's I mean, I would say
it's it's more of an international sport than it is
even a domestic.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Well it's international at a certain latitude. Sure Brazil doesn't
give to craps.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely, All right, have we thrown Major
League Baseball in there? Yeah, all right, major League Baseball
or WWE. I'm gonna say now baseball is big international.
Now on the yeah, right, they'll WW, I'll go baseball, Baseball, Baseball, baseball, Well,

(09:50):
w I'll do it there. Baseball has twelve point five
million followers. WWE has thirty five Wow, thirty five MILLI
crazy is dying? Yeah yeah, men is talking about like
the physical part of auto racing. And therefore there you know,
quote athletes and I look, I can't argue if somethings
a sport or not. That's the endless argument with all things.

(10:13):
Yeah they are, but no, no, the physical is so crazy.
They take their turns so fast that their lungs collapsed
and they can't even breathe until they can go to
a straightaway. It's insane. I'll give you one on one
last thing here, since we're talking about sports and going
to the football season. So these are everybody's favorite football teams.
They broke it out by generation. So for the Boomers,

(10:36):
the most popular team is the Steelers because the seventies,
and then you got the Bears and the Chiefs tied
for second, Dolphins, Bills, and then Lions and Eagles. Now
you get in the gen X, the greatest generation really
far everybody most popular for Gen X the Bills. They're
found to be surprising. I mean they had to run
there in the nineties where they lost all their Super Bowls,

(10:57):
you know, Dolphins and Niners and them too. I would
have said maybe the Niners. I would have thought Packers, Cowboys,
and then you got Bears, Vikings, Packers, Steelers tied at three,
Seahawks and four Chiefs at five. And then and then
the kids, the Millennials, well not really the kids, gen
Z or all the kids. Yeah. The most popular teams
the Philadelphia Eagles are number one. Panthers two Panthers what what? Yeah,

(11:22):
that's like who's getting geaked who's getting geeked on the Panthers?
Never met a Panthers fan? Are those like menace? I
mean you might know. Is it like more of a
fashion thing? How like the Yankee has more of a
fashion statement than it is like a you know, declaration
of who your regards to your team. My husband's from
North Carolina doesn't care about the.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Really were good for a minute. They played the Patriots
in the Super Bowl in two.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Thousand and five. Are the most popular everywhere, but I
do see a point, because I do see their merch
a lot, and people might just buy it because they
like the logo. That's the Raiders, Eagles, number one, Panthers, two, Packers, three,
and then you got Chiefs, Bills, Cowboys, I expect those,
and then the forty nine Ers and number five. All right, Yeah,
there's only one team in my heart though, and everybody

(12:04):
knows that is the Pittsburgh Steelers. No, let's go football season.
I am ready today. Your phone go, they're open eight
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The peoples industry are getting cut left and right, left

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Speaker 6 (12:35):
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Speaker 2 (12:39):
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correct world on this pre Friday Thursday morning. It's August
the fourteenth in twenty twenty five. My name is Woody.
That's great gory. Huh, we got menace? What is up
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And no, I did not forget Gina grat Hi. I
was leaving her for last, because we're going right to Gina.
With today's trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
A woman was shot while walking a kid to a
nearby bus stop in Louisville, Kentucky. The kid wasn't hurt,
but lots of other children saw the shooting. Cops say
that it was a young, black male suspect who wore
a red hoodie, black sweatpants. He's still on the run.
This is the second shooting, by the way, at the
same bus stop.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Same bust week. Yeah, oh yeah, the mayor's on TV. Yep,
you know, going, dude, what the hell's going on? Same
bus stop? Yeah, what's with the bus stop? Two shootings? Now?
Is this the situation? Was this the uh? Was this
the the baby? Daddy? Was this because the girl? The
kid was not part of this. Obviously nothing happened to
the girl, but it was the mom and it seemed

(13:48):
like one of those kind of like a domestic situation
or a custody type of thing. Yeah, but what is
the targeted right? Absolutely, but what is it about this
space that's like this is a right in front of
all the kids. Yeah, well, that's what.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
The community is super pissed about. In this activist Wanisha Sanders.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
She she lit up.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
The city leaders and accuse them of lying about crime
rates to us sweep stuff like this under the rug,
and the police chief says this is pathetic, it's unacceptable
all this violence, but don't worry. City officials and school
leaders say they're going to work with families to prevent
this in the future, so everything's going to be just fine.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
But what does that mean that stuff we're working on it. Yeah,
we hear that stuff all the time. We're gonna do
everything we can so this never happens.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
It.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
That is unrealistic that just by the you know, saying
that there's no way that you can prevent it from
ever happening again. Before it was, you would do it.
And that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
If they say something vague like don't worry, we'll work
with Okay, give me one example, just one out of
the many you have.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
So they do they say that and then go we
offer counseling. Yeah, that's it open ended. That's how they're
vague statement time that don't really mean anything.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's the thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayer statements about
what you're going to do about it, but nobody ever
has anything that they're going to do about it. Or
you could take an emergency action. You could do a
lot of different things, and I don't know what those
things are, but nobody. I think they just say that,
like when you tell your kids, we'll see, we'll get
to the bottom of this. Yeah, you tell your kids, Okay,
we'll see, we'll see that. It's a non committal nothing.

(15:17):
They know what that means. Yeah, well you know what
it means. Parents, We know what it means. One insane
idea would be to be harsh on crime. That's pretty insane,
you know what I'm saying. When people there's still there's
no evidence that that happens, Greg, there's no evidence that
these people who are involved in this stuff forever on
the radar or in the system ever before some wild jumps.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
The argument is always, you know, you can be harsh
on crime, but does that really do anything. I go
at least it's something something then also, how does how
does it really hit home with these people? You know,
when you are harsh on crime, though, what do you
mean that they wouldn't do anything? I know, like we
are saying people and go, hey, you know what if

(15:59):
I do something.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I like the idea of the three strikes thing they
used to do, but I don't like the way it
was executed because it was like little small things that
would be a strike, right, and the three strikes you're
in prison for you bag of chips? Right, So I
think if it's anything violent that counts as a that's
a full strike. Boom violent right, yeah, and forget like
even like a fight like that, that kind of crime.

(16:22):
I'm talking like you pulled a gun on somebody, You
shot somebody the bus stop, you tried to try to
shoot somebody bus stop, You home invasion and beat the
crap out of the home. That is a full strike.
You steal a bag of chips, that's like a four
ball count, right, That's right, four balls equal strike. Yeah,
you see what I'm saying. So if you get busted
four times for something smaller, that then equals maybe one strike,

(16:45):
and then when you get to the full three strikes,
then I like.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
This new system. I don't like you go away forever.
I would take it down to two because everybody understands
three strikes. Let's not confuse.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Three strikes and you're out. Everybody seems to understand, right,
you know, I just uh. You hear those stats about
how it's eighty percent of the crimes. It's something like that,
close to eighty percent of all the crimes that are
committed are all committed by the same ten percent of people. Yeah,
if we can eliminate that ten percent, you would stand

(17:17):
the reason that you reduce crime by eighty percent, Right,
What are you some sort of mathematician. No, that's the thing.
Even I understand, Even I get that. Yeah, so let's
come down super hard on that ten percent. You know,
repeat o Fender, Dude, can't raising Arizona. We fly over
the country all the time. There's so much space, dude,

(17:39):
there's playing room for a super prison, so much space.
It doesn't have to be fancy. No, it doesn't have
to be fancy. It could be the equivalent of Greg's
babysitting idea of the board and a bi center block
on top of yeah idea, No, thank.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
You, well, bus carrying forty two kids back from their
first day of school overturned and sent fifteen kids and
the school bus driver to the hospital. Two of the
kids have serious but not life threatening injuries, and this
happened in Texas. By the way, The rest have minor injuries.
Cops say the bus veered off a country road, rolled
over in the rain. Families met up at a church

(18:18):
nearby to get all the run down from the officials,
and they even said, by the way, the bus had
the state required three point seat belts.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
We didn't have seatbelts at all. Seatbelts came in kind
of toward the end of my school bus days. Never
saw them, and I remember it was super cool because
they would never do this now for liability purposes. But
there was one kid on the bus each month, I'm sorry,
each week that was designated as the seat belt checker,
which meant that they get to stand up while the

(18:45):
bus was moving and walk up and down the aisle
and check everybody's seat belts. And they didn't really care
if you were wearing your seat belt. It was just
the idea that you got to stand up and walk
around while the bus was moving. Yeah, and you were
the only one who was allowed to do it, and
so everybody wanted that job. Of course, nobody wants to
be a hall monitor or what. Everybody wanted the seat
belt checker job because it's cool. But it was he
gets to walk around. It was right at the end

(19:07):
of my of my school bus days, so like seventh
seventh grade.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
And just one of those big giant lap belts, right,
not like a three point harness.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Really get just good and snug in there. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
No.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Well, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has opened up for
the first time about his battle with advanced melanoma, and
he's given big props to this experimental drug trial that
he says saved his life. This all came out on
the Dallas Morning News and this new Netflix docu series
called America's Team, The Gambler and His Cowboys. He said
he was diagnosed back in twenty ten, went through a
bunch of surgeries over the years after the cancer spread

(19:43):
to his lungs and lymph nodes. Jones, who's eighty two now,
by the way, says joining a PD one therapy trial
really worked, has given him a second chance at life.
That's how you know you're living in the future. Like
these things are working.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I have a dear friend of an old radio co
host who was given like a zero percent chance when
he has an inoperable brain tumor, still alive and kicking.
And this was fifteen twenty years old, Brian Ryan Bishop.
He's a good dude, great guy. Well, Trump's laying down
the law with Putin, warning of severe consequences if Russia

(20:17):
doesn't end the war with Ukraine. Before their big meeting
in Alaska. He just wrapped a video call with Ukraine's
president Vladimir Zelensky and a bunch of European leaders where
he promised he's going to push this ceasefire. Zelenski says,
Putin's faking being interested in peace talks, by the way,
he's bluffing.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, what also going to do when they're in Alaska?
We were just there. We have a lot of ideas.
Crab go to ketch k Yeah, what's the crab? All
though it was a little expensive menace took dumbass tyler Yeah,
oh yeah, And they went to famous crab from some
crab place. Was that Juno or is that ketchak Juna Skagway? Yeah?
But like you got one bucket of crab, but it

(20:54):
was like ninety dollars. Oh no, no, no dolls.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
Would that have been as b oh? Yeah, yeah, the
whole the meal was like six hundred the meal, but
I think I forget what you told me that just
the bucket of.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
The it was like four hundred bucks. It was like
King crab. It was huge. The bucket was four hundred bucks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
How many people does that feed?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Apparently three? There's four of us, it depends. One of
them's menace the other ones. Although MENACE's wife can out
put and she's tiny. She's small. Well, and that's how
you know you're in a tourist town, because they are
lousy with crab over there. So booting, Trump, meeting and last,
but where are they going? This is what I want
to know. Yeah, are they going to do some sights?

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Jewelry store which is every other storeewels and whale watching.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
We can make a suggestion there that would be nice
to take a train ride.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Keeping the consequences Part vague two for now. Meanwhile, the
fighting is still raging. Ukraine shot down a bunch of
Russian missiles and drones overnight, and Russia claims it stopped sixty,
how goes, Yeah, we will next. Well, Greg, you're going
to want to take a note. This is not the
way to get on the no fly list.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh tell me? Okay.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
A Breeze Airlines flight from Virginia to LA had to
make an unscheduled stop in Colorado after a drunk guy
went completely insane twice. Cops say he got into a
fight on board, left a passenger and a flight attendant
with injuries. Apparently it all kicked off because he was
wasted in yelling racial slurs at the crew, swinging around
a skateboard like a lunatic. The crew managed to strap

(22:27):
him down, but he busted out of the restraints twice,
and that's when pilot said no and landed in Colorado.
Cops were waiting for him. So you're gonna have to
find a new way to get on the no fly list.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
For some reason, I wouldn't think you could bring your
skateboard on board. I don't know why I would think that.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
So I had to have him to me once on
a flight where I brought the skateboard to a destination
and it was fine, and then when I tried to
reboard with it, they said no, you can't put it on.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
So if people bring guitars and crabs, I was just
gonna say, the only thing worse than having like you know,
and I'm a fat guy, so I will say the
only thing than having a fat person sitting either in
your row or in your little section of the row,
if you're sitting around bringing guitar on the airport or
on the airplane. Guy, because it's so there's no more

(23:12):
overhead space, because it takes up the entire overhead bin
just by itself. Yeah, you got to put that up front, right,
like you should have to carry that on your lap? Yeah? No, right,
it just takes it out on that's you problem. Well
I understand that why people wouldn't want to check it.
I mean, you know, fragile, you could really get it
jacked up. But it sucks when they're in your row. Yeah,
because it does. It takes up a whole overhead bin. Yeah,

(23:33):
sits on your sit it on your lap.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Can I go real quick back to the Alaska story.
It's Tracy's King Crab Shack, And do you have a
price on there? They post the prices on their website.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I don't think that's the AI says on averages one
hundred and thirty five dollars per person. Okay, go to
their website. They got to have a menu on there.
I went to their website. Did they post the menu?
They post them in it would be insane for them.
So find the find the bucket of crab and just
tell them what we're in it, like you know how
much it is? But like tell me, actually I did

(24:09):
find that one. How much crab is in there?

Speaker 10 (24:11):
So for five pounds of crabs four hundred and twenty dollars,
five pounds of the smallest one is three pounds, is
two hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And that's with all the shells and everything, right, because
yeah they're not just the meat.

Speaker 10 (24:24):
Awesome and the biggest one six pounds five hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Okay, yeah, of.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Course, you know I had dat dumbas tiler with me,
so how to get the biggest one.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
But they'll be fine. They can each get a bucket themselves.
I mean they got that put they that putin chop money. Yeah, yeah, money, right, exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Well.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
YouTube launched a new AI powered age verification system that
does more than just ask for your birthday. The AI
sees your profile looks at things like your watch history,
search patterns, account activity to decide itself if you're under eighteen.
If the system things are too young, it automatically applies
these restrictions and turns off like personalized ads and limit
certain content. Now, of course, a lot of critics don't

(25:02):
like this because they say it's too much like surveillance.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
But also men screw look a daboos.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
That's a lot of are watching all this kids stuff
to see everything.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, menace is locked out as a child, I know,
pop demon Hunters.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
And finally over in Colorado, yep, finally in Colorado. These
I don't know, if you've seen these pictures, you got
to look them up. These wild rabbits roaming around. They're
freaking everybody out. They have these horn shaped growths coming
out of their head. Because of that, they're being called
Frankenstein bunnies. But the reason for these is actually more
disturbing in my opinion. The growths are caused by cottontail

(25:43):
papilloma virus, which is a virus in rabbits that leads
to these spiky, black tumors. The rabbits aren't contagious to
humans or pets. And they eventually recover on their own,
but they're really creepy to look at officials, wildlife officials
asking people not to touch them, try to help the rabbits,
but they are they are disgusting, Like, how do you
make the cutest thing on earth vile? Okay by doing

(26:06):
this exactly, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
All right, thank you very much, Ginigrad. Yeah, okay, So
here's a question I struggle with when I go to
a restaurant. You go to like a place and they're
charging whatever it is crazy whatever for think of an
outrageous price for an eight ounce fil a or let's
use the bucket of crab exam. Now these are king crabs,
the huge, massive, okay, but still the same weight. Also,

(26:33):
the preparation for that is what you just boil it, right, yes,
pretty much? Yeah, okay. So let's go at the five
pound bucket that you got, right, and that was four
hundred bucks whatever, we'll use four hundred bucks, okay, but
four hundred bucks. The tip on that would be eighty dollars.
Do you leave an eighty dollars tip? Because the bucket
that they boiled the five pounds of crab in was

(26:54):
four hundred dollars a bucket. That's not eighty dollars worth
of effort on top of it.

Speaker 10 (27:01):
You just go on line, you order, you pay right there,
just get a number and you sit down they drop
it off.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Can no way you still tip. You didn't tip like
that though, did you. Yeah, whatever the percentage was, because
it's already the percentage is already set up. Oh they
get those tours good. No, especially the counter service thing.

Speaker 11 (27:22):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, no way. Now they're making stupid money. I was
going to say, I was gonna say, is a billionaire.
For the purpose of the example, let's say it was
a place you came in, you sat down down, you
ordered the five pound bucket of the crab. Yeah, it's
four hundred dollars for that, and you said okay and
decided to go ahead and pay them. Like, I don't know,

(27:44):
you're cracking it yourself. I don't know that I'm tipping
eighty dollars on that four hundred pound bucket just because
of that. Again, I'm thinking about effort the Yeah, like
what did you really just picked? Please put on me? Yeah?
Like you know, you go to like a like a
high in place sometimes and like the service is really great.
They crack. Yeah, they had the little scraper thing to

(28:05):
get your chrome. They do all this stuff like that's
you know that, but where you're paying extra money for
the because the prices of the items on the menu
are higher. Yes, you're you're but like just to PLoP
down a bucket the bucks on that just what you do.
But the was it the city that we went to afterwards?

(28:28):
We did Skagway catch Can. We had another crab spot
that was slightly cheaper. Yeah, like it was seriously, but
that one was sit down and we actually had service.
We're gonna take a quick break. I mean, I'm curious
to the audience for you guys listening. If you had

(28:51):
the four hundred dollars bucket, Let's assume it was waiter
waitress bringing the bucket to the table, not the.

Speaker 10 (28:57):
Counter like men the second time we did it again,
don't confuse my question.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Let's say it's just a you ordered it, they brought
you the bucket. It's four hundred dollars. Are you tipping
eighty dollars for that? Yes or no? Over to two
two nine eighty seven. I struggle with that. Yeah, Like
I don't want to be like a cheap douchebag. But
at the same time it's like, really, yeah, I've developed
this new thing in my head that if I go
to the same place every day, the employees at that

(29:23):
place are going to go, oh God, he's here again.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
No, You're so tortured.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Man, I am the Woody Shore.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, anybody fan a NOS love Nos one of my
all time favorites. I love this made You Look Nomadic?
That was recently, like a week ago. Go on playing
one mic you know that that song, Like, yeah, one,
I need one mic. I just like to build up
of that song.

Speaker 9 (29:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Also, is that I'm not stick because there's another one
got Joseph Yeah, like from the Surprise Knows the sampled
that for one of his songs.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Well, he has the all time best disc record called Ether.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Better than Kendricks. That's probably brutal. Yeah, but I would
say that Ether is better because Ether is more direct,
you know, like I don't know what happened in the
past couple of years. With rappers, everything is like subliminal.
They never say like the person's name. It's not like

(30:30):
probably plawsuits or something. It's not like tupacs hit him up,
you know, like I, you know, had sex with your
wife type things directly at them. Everything is like subtweeting
and all this stuff, and you have to you know,
I don't know, dissect everything for you know reality shows.
That's where everything was carried out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
And it was very direct shout out to nos you

(30:52):
know what I'm saying. Yeah, from the honky crew here
at the Woodies show phones open wood text over to
two two nine eight seven. In the long list of things,
they're supposed to be easy, they're just not easy. The
security system installation thing. So security install guy shows up again. No,

(31:14):
this is different, different security different. Starlink was the first one. Okay,
spent three hours after getting there four hours late, three
hours he realized he needed a ladder, then spent three
hours to figure out that he didn't have the right equipment,
meaning the right ladder to do the install and so
like nothing happened, zero percent completion on the project. Security
guy shows up. Now this is for Vivint. Did a

(31:39):
lot of research and whatever, and it was cool. He's like,
how's the cell signal around here? I'm like, oh, dude,
it's hot garbage. For whatever reason in my neighborhood cell
service is hot garbage. And he goes, well, well hold on,
let me see what we can do here. And for
whatever reason the thing that he was doing, they couldn't

(31:59):
get a signal. He goes, we're not gonna be able
to install such a waiting for him to show up.
And now, like you know, I'm on the calendar for
two weeks for this installation that you if you would
have said to me on the phone ahead of time, hey,
I could have saved you a lot of time. You
could have saved me a lot of time. Yeah. So
just in the I guarantee you because you live in

(32:20):
one of those type of neighborhoods that there was this
big like strike against having cell towers put in the area.
It's exactly right. Yeah, they did something a couple of
years ago where I think Verizon one of them, wanted
to put up this tower. They're gonna make it look
like a tree. Yeah, you know, it wasn't eve gonna
be and it would have blended in with all the
other trees that it would have been around, right, And
the snobs in my neighborhood they put up this huge

(32:43):
fight and it's not happening do snobs not use the phone?
They don't want it. They just don't want it in
their neighborhood. And I'm like, dude, you could put that
on my roof, put that in my yard. Yeah, does
that mean I'm gonna have a great signal. I'll take
it all day. I'll take it. I'm I mean so anyway, nothing,
I don't know. I don't know what it is, but man,

(33:05):
nothing is easy these days. Just do you call the
people that I use on tech? Uh? I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't call them yet because you know, again, I'm
looking for I think for like just a more involved
install than just from looking on their website than what
they provide. Like I need someone's gonna crawl through the attic.

(33:28):
People do fish a line through as you know, doubt
Like I'm not doing exposed wires and stuff like that.
I'd rather pay the money have it done. You know, Yeah,
that's what they do. They will, Okay, I'll hit them up.
They drilled through my house, I'll hit them up. But
it's interesting that this is this is not my own
belly aching story about it. It just from talking to people,
they go, dude, yeah, what is going on? I don't

(33:48):
get it, Like there's something in the air the water
where for everybody just seemed the things that are supposed
to be really simple just not simple. Can't be done.
It's down to you have your arms full stuff and
your keys in your hand to open your door, and
as you're going to open the keys drop to your
feet and you go. So I got put all this stuff,
like all the little things that just kind of add

(34:10):
up and are just more difficult than need to be,
or it's something even you know, more involved, like you've
been waiting for two weeks for this appointment and then
they show up and then that's when they ask you
about the Hey, if that was such a critical element
of the install feel free too. That should have been one
of the prerequisites. Like, Okay, you have one story house
or a two story house. How many cameras do you
think you want? Do you want any these other smart

(34:30):
home locks or garage door opener thing, all these different
things they ask you about a ton of stuff. Oh,
they certainly take your deposit, They certainly hold on your
money and stuff, but never a problem with taking the money.
So if you're going through things right now, man, and
everything just seems really difficult. Just just know that you're
not alone. Certainly first world problems, the grand scheme of things.

(34:53):
It doesn't make it less annoying. Yeah, it's still frustrating
right now. The good thing is is, uh, you know,
with my wife and kids, uh they've been they've been
gone their back now. But uh, with my wife and
kids gone, I had the house to myself. It was
about two forty five in the afternoon when this happened.
I'm like, you know what, I'm tapping out. I went
to bed at two forty five in the afternoon yesterday.

(35:16):
It's lucky. That is amazing. That so sad you guys
saw me yesterday. I was exhausted. Yeah, I mean thoroughly exhausted. Yeah,
it's been a long like, you know, a week and
a half. I would say, just you know, out of
town doing all that stuff, and then you know work
on top of that work stuff, home stuff, and so
like very little sleep. I haven't been getting my regular sleep.
And then it just so I was like, you know what,

(35:38):
no one's here, I got nothing else to do. I'm
going to bed right now. And I did. I went
to bed at two forty five, so good. My alarm
went off at two o'clock this morning. It was awesome, dude,
so hammered in a night note to sleep the bedroom
door because at that what's left to live for that day?

Speaker 11 (35:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Close the bedroom door, closed, all the blackout curtains and whatever.
It was pitch black in my room. And when you're
that tight, you're like, you just fall asleep. What about
your for a girlfriend? Huh, she's over at the dog
sitter because of the weird hours. I can't because she'd
be home too long by herself. And so she goes
to play with the little doggy friends on those days
and so wins. Yeah. Yeah, so nice and refreshed today, dude,

(36:20):
I am shot out of a cannon today.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Good.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Normally you're like bouncing off the walls when you have
the house to yourself. How do you even realize you
did right? Because it's been sold a week, it's been
you know, it's been annoying. So back to the tipping thing,
you know we're talking about. Menace went to this crab
place when we were in Alaska and he got just
this five dollars bucket of king crab. Sorry, five pound,

(36:46):
not five dollars. I wish he got this five pound
bucket of king crab, and it was four hundred dollars. Now,
somebody on the text said, I'm not paying four hundred
dollars for food of any kind. Yeah, but we said
for the sake of our because this is what I
struggle with sometimes when you go somewhere and they charge
it's an outrageous amount of money for like maybe like
an eight ounce pila or whatever it is, or in

(37:09):
this case, five pounds of king crab. Four hundred dollars
for a bucket of crab? Do you tip the regular
like twenty percent or whatever you tip? Do you tip
the regular amount, let's say twenty four Yeah, just to
make the mathews, because that would be eighty dollars. So
for a four hundred dollars bucket of crab that they're
just plunking down on. Yeah. Yeah, you went to the counter,
you order, you took that little number on the post,

(37:30):
and you sat it on your table and some guy
just plops down. Are you tipping eighty dollars something? I
don't that that wouldn't make it. I don't, And so
I asked, and by the way over the top response, no,
that you don't either, Because I asked the audience, like,
what would you guys do? Some of the responds here.
My rule for tipping is to start at fifteen percent.

(37:51):
If service is great to dining experience is above expectation,
I will go to twenty five percent. If I get
minimal service or not enjoyable environment, I usually go down
to ten percent. On rare occasions. I've not tipped at
all when I had absolutely terrible service. But you're see
this situation, You're tipping before you even sit down. Yeah,
see on that night, go you can't even judge the

(38:13):
service yet. And on those like if it's at the
counter like that, sometimes over like five bucks and then
walk away just five bucks out of four hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah,
I mean it was much more. I mean it was
the whole thing was six hundred fifty, but I paid
six hundred bucks at a place I ordered it the
counter King crab. I don't care. That's that's the point

(38:33):
of my question here. Yeah, for that kind of money
you want, like the full survey, it doesn't matter what
you're getting, it's about what they're doing. I paid three
hundred and fifty bucks for three pounds of King crab
in Florida, and I'm not tipping seventy dollars to have
them bring me a bucket of crab legs. I'm all
for tipping, but just because the price is astronomical doesn't
automatically mean I'm tipping twenty percent. Exactly my point. I
would tip eighty dollars if it was fine dining. For

(38:56):
fast casual dining, I'm only tipping twenty percent at most,
no matter how much the dinner cost. Yeah, the servers
are doing minimal amount of work as opposed to find
dining when they have to, you know, tip out the bartender,
the bus boy, the back waiter they have. They have
that again, that little scraper thing today. Yeah. If people
want to see this for themselves and go to the menu,

(39:16):
it just go to King Crabshack dot com. Four hundred
dollars counter service. That's ten to fifteen bucks flat tip. Yeah,
totally three one seven Nah, unless they're cracking that ishue
open for me, okay that yeah, if somebody's steaming there
to you, it's like a Chappelle bit. If somebody was
like standing there and you're like hmm, that one and

(39:37):
they and they pulled it out of the bucket and
did all the cracking and getting the meat out of
the out of the whatever of the claw. Yeah then yes,
And I just want to remind people this was for
four people. The total was for not just myself. Nine
four zero. I'm just tired of tip culture altogether. And
why my wife and I went to the outlets and
the uh how do you say this again? As air Apostle,

(39:59):
air Apostle outlet, air postol whatever, tried to buy some
pants and the pos asked if we wanted to tip.
Nobody put the pants on for me, So why do
I need to tip that? That was ridiculous. That's why,
you know, we just had our vacation. When I want
all through Europe zero tipping is amazing and it was

(40:21):
all tap yeah, like all the transactions to thirty seconds.
I'd say, just bury all whatever you expect in tips
for the employees, but just bury it all on the price. Yeah,
back it out. We'll never know. Nothing was super expensive either.
I don't know how they do it. Guys. Wooding sent
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
More Woody Shows, next, more, next baby show, next you

(40:45):
made it then just in time, The wood Show is
back well over in England. A man who holds the
record for having the world's largest package, Greg Lucky. He
broke his arm, and he says this huge package is
to blame.

Speaker 12 (41:03):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
He says he slipped and fell in the shower, but
he trip on it. He said he didn't see the
shower gel in the tub because his dong was blocking
his line of sight. What is that like it blocked
your Vieweah? Anyway, so he slipped on the jelly, fell backwards.

(41:25):
He suffered two separate fractures in his arm. He says
that it's an embarrassing accident and that he's gone out
and he's bought a bath mat. So even though my
penis might be in the way of my view, I'm
less likely to lose my footing.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Okay, I would tell that story to everyone.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Get yeah, I get stories of you can't see your
feet if your belly's too big, But this is like,
this is not a thing.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Our friend Bill his wife like severely fractured. It's like
not even a cool story. It was like she just
slipped on the little area road thing and there's you know,
when you break something, you need a cool story. Well, yeah,
you should see the other guy kind of story, I
broke it over this other guy's face or something something interesting.
Are you doing some kind of really cool fun activity?

(42:14):
I was. I was jumping over seven school buses on
a motorcycle. That's what happened. Not you know, not you
just slept and fell in the shower. But you know
if you can throw in there that you your view
is blocked by your giant dog. Yeah, that's awesome. We're
gonna need visual. That's cool. God, that must be such

(42:35):
a strange life, I know, right, Wow, pretty neat. I
mean I would go to the nude beach. Yeah, check
this out. I would live in a nudist colony I
went through. We talked about like, you know, well, how
big of a penis would you like to have? I
like a penis that when you're sitting on the toilet
to number two that you don't even have to like
aim it into the ball, like you can just sit

(42:56):
there and kind of thread it down, almost like you're
fishing a wire down through a wall and you know
it's cold. Yeah, like fish tape. You know, like you
just like kind of like you find it, you find
a space between like you know, the front of the
rim and you know, like and just kind of like
tuck it down in there like you're sucking out a
porta potti. They put the hose down in there when

(43:17):
you feed your penis down into the bowl. That that way, right,
got the images are best right, and during oral it's
a two fister. Oh my god, yes, awesome, Yeah, because
you need the control.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Uh huh, that's what's It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Dude could be homeless and I'd be jealous of him.
New Hour Thursday Morning, August and fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here. Phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding text us over to two to nine
eight seven. Mena says that Greg will hate and love

(43:57):
his latest door dash to the lad wo. Yes, I
don't know, I don't know what it is, but that Greg,
you will hate and loved his latest DoorDash. Greg, I
think this is ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
When I get, you know, a cup of coffee delivered
to my house from Starbucks, I'm just looking and then yeah,
and then the latest thing is when I was doing
that Frankie McDonald the interview Higher Education. After the interview,
I was like, oh man, I would really like some

(44:29):
ice cream, right, And I did have ice cream in
the house. I had chocolate ice cream. That's the only
thing I had in my house. My fridge is completely empty,
and I go, you know what would make this ice
cream way better?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Magic Show?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
No I don't, I've never been in the Magic Show.
But I was like, you know what would make it
way better is peanut butter. Yes, I love doing I
didn't have any peanut butter in the house. Greg, And
I was like, I need to get it door dashed
because I am, you know, under the influence, right, so
I hate door dash it. And the original price of
the peanut butter two dollars and like eighty cents, but

(45:06):
with the door dash delivery it was fifteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
What I will, I will let it go only because
you were high, exactly right, one hundred percent support that
worth it ancon of high. We were just laughing about
this because one of the texts that came in We're
talking about like they were given Gina crab because she
bought a house, like, oh so relatable buying a house.
She's pushing fifty years old. If you at almost fifty,

(45:32):
she's gonna buy her first house after working her whole
life so far to almost fifty years old. Uh yeah, okay,
so like, oh, the only person in that room anymore
who's relatable, menace, the guy who just bought a four
hundred dollars bucket of crab fifteen dollars for peanut butter,
the high thing. I'll let him go. But door dashing
Starbucks to your house when there's a Starbucks five hundred

(45:54):
feet away. But I'm not judging anybody on this. Good
for you, Gina, Good for you, menace, right, you know. No,
I think when they're talking about like relatable, like some
people and I'm not seeing the people in this room,
they're not saying the people in this room, they were
talking about financially. Yeah, they weren't talking about your la
boo boo love aout. No, no, no, not that I think
at some point, and I'm not saying people in this room,

(46:16):
at some point they get into a financial status and
then they forget like, hey, other people do struggle, yea,
And they don't even recognize like people's people struggle at all.
They they're blind to that.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
Yeah, you know, so I think that's where there's sometimes
that disconnect and everybody people talk about financially.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Everybody in this room has been there. We were all
talking about that here recently.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
There.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, I deposited an empty envelope into an ATM because
I was just that much short for a bus pass
because they didn't have a car. Yeah yeah, like we've
all been there. Yeah, I'm dangerously close to going broke
right now. Oh yeah, yeah. And then some other news here.
There are more of those combo Applebee's I Hop locations
on the way, you know, the first one to open

(47:00):
Texas earlier this year, and now the company Muckety MUCKs
are going to open twelve more locations by the end
of this year. That's crazy. And the expansion includes both
new construction, like so building completely new places and some
conversions of existing I Hop locations complete with shared kitchens
and the massive many said over one hundred and five
items from both brands. When you go to one of

(47:21):
these places, the ie Hop that's close to my house,
it's a big location, it's huge, and it's just I Hop.
They could certainly make this into one of those I
Hop Applebee's joints. It would be like you're a restaurant,
but you have a roommate. Yeah, and it seems like
a weird combination. Do I want pancakes and like bourbon chins? Yeah,
but that'd be cool.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Yeah, why not because I don't want those two things
to get this Sometimes sometimes you can't decide.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
But I mean maybe the people at your table don't
know what they want. The table in all the states, dude,
how many times do we go to dinner and I
order a Sunday for the dinner? Yeah, that's what he orders. Yeah,
it doesn't even have regular food. He'll order the Sunday
because you're a child with peanut butter and it's delicious. No.
But I mean think about man old school diners. Yeah,

(48:07):
the ones that looked like old subway cars and stuff.
You know, we went to a ton of those growing up,
and they always had twenty four hour breakfast, but they
also had a huge menu of sandwiches and burgers, steaks,
like whatever you wanted to get. And some people would
order breakfast, some people would order, you know, something else.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Get that as a diner. This just this combination of
just something about it. It just seems wrong.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's just because he has sandwiches and stuff. It's because
you're yes brand. It's because you you got the brand
in your head, right, but like if you would say,
let's call it Gina's. There's a new place opening up.
It's called Ginas, and it was all that stuff I'm saying,
But it was all that stuff on the menu, you'd
be like, Oh, this place is cool. They got everything.
They got breakfast, they got whatever, Applebee's dippers. I don't

(48:48):
know apple dippers, I don't know what. What's Applebee's famous for.
It this point, they're like, uh sheep, margaritas, Oreo shake
and a something bourbon.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
Was too straws won't chick or I got you.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
That's only a fact he got. That's Walker Hayes.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
Bees on a Date Night got the Bourbon Street steak
and the Oreo shake and the whipped cream.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
On the top to Shaws one shack girl, I got.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
You like mat you love Walker Hayes. He was a
good follow on the Instagram. Does like it's just a
big advertising it's remodeling. Oh yeah, so the fancy.

Speaker 11 (49:36):
Light Apple Bees on a Date Night gets a Bourbon
Street stay with the oil shake, get some will cream
on the top to two Shaws on shack, I got
you Boozie like.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Natty in the Star fom sweety squeaking.

Speaker 11 (49:51):
And the jump and out the way home Alabama chamans
that we do how we do fancy.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
The most recent wedding I went to, that was the
song they played for the father daughter day. It's like
the truck Squeak squeaking on the way home whatever. That
song was right there. That was the father Daughter Dance.
Are those horrible? Like stregg My Butterfly or I Hope
You Dance? Yeah, exactly one of those kind of songs.

(50:22):
Cracker Barrel has started to put their restaurants through a
major remodel. Have you seen some of the remodeling. Yeah,
they're trying to evolve in the restaurant. They've completely abandoned
that whole deep southern look. Yeah, that's what made them iconic,
with all the rocking chairs and stuff like that, and
the gift shop and the more. It's like this morphed
in this bland, just really simplistic kind of look it up.

(50:45):
Look up re remodeled Cracker Barrels. It's like the McDonald's.
It looks like a chip and Joanna Gains got a
hold of it. It's all a shabby chic farm whateverhouse
kind of.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
So fans and customs like have voiced their displeasure with
the change, but the barrel they're not listening. They say
they are pleased with the new look and that people
complaining are just a quote vocal minority.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
They're not going to be able to do that viral
prank anymore. People bring their own family pictures, like frame
pictures from home and stick it.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
On the wall.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
If I just went to a cracker barrel with my
with my dad, with the kids and everything, that it's good, Yeah,
never disappointed. I haven't been because my service was so
terrible last time. Really yeah, I actually looked up for
the first time ever, had to play the game with
the little like golf teas. Oh yeah, you jump over.
You wouldn't try And what's the point of this? I've

(51:37):
never It's always there and you kind of tinker with it,
you fidget, But I never understood the game, like, you
know what, for the first time in decades that I've
been to this place to understand it in a checker's way.
You want to try to leave as few teas left
on the board as possible. That's the idea, right right.
I do kind of want one of the rocking chairs
that they sell though. Liquidata it's it's available minus. Can

(52:00):
you can get those? Yeah? The rock time chair dream
is super attainable. You know, I haven't pulled the trick.
There's multiple ones though, Yeah, yeah, there's different there's one
in white, there's one in brown, there's different price point,
too many choice. Yeah, I can't decide eighty four Woodies
delicious almond. Oh yeah, I know it feels amazing. Yeah,

(52:28):
I can't think I have some food news here in
a second. But Menace had bought a bag of this.
It's called peev and j pop. It's popcorn smuckers and jips,
so it's like a great peanut butter and jelly popcorn.
And he bought it for us to do like a
taste drive, and then Seamasters decided that he was just

(52:52):
gonna go ahead and eat it. That's been sitting on
the table for about a week, but we haven't. We
haven't gotten to it yet. There's things, Yeah, get another one,
you get another Wait once you go downstairs to the
break room and just go get like stuff is left
on the feeding table, Like are we using this for
how about are we using this for anything? Taste drive?
Like is it okay? Well you're the one to try.

(53:13):
It isn't any good? Well, look much of the bags.
Oh my god, there's nothing lest Yeah, let's just been
sitting there for weeks and weeks. But if it's if
it's high, like how did you go through? How big?
Because it's sitting there, it's like family, that's a lot
of popcorn. You can't see it, but maybe like Vaughn, Okay, Vaughn, look, okay,
here's the bag, but here's it's it. I'm pinching where Yeah,

(53:38):
those bags have a lot of knife to them. I
get it. Point is this.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
I bring stuff on the feeding table all the time,
and unless it's for that day, I don't expect it
to just live for weeks on ends.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
But my question is, seriously, see bass, yes, do you
have a food addiction?

Speaker 13 (53:53):
Yees?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Sitting around your snack on stuff? Yeah? Feeding table. Then
a listener, kind of a listener sent us a bunch
of these BUCkies over bites. These are those are deadly chocolate.
This one. I wanted one of the dark chocolate with
peanut butter ones, but I guess I didn't get it
before sea bas also been sitting there for weeks. I
just went over there, and is that a town. There

(54:14):
was one one left.

Speaker 13 (54:16):
So is it just like a chocolate bar made a
script open pounds? Oh boy, it's kind of like a
not a moon pie. It's kind of like a how
bigness is it does have.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
A peanut butter. Chocolate is filled with peanut butter. Yeah,
Greg and I might have to try. They all kinds
of different, like Oreo style carmel in they're two here,
So how many of those? Did you? And tramp that?
And we showed a creamy Oh there are caramel creamy goodness.
They have a chocolate trufle Oh so which ones did

(54:49):
you try? Does the kramel one by the way, by sorry,
I put it on your favorite. The other one, the
other one that Sea bass and nihilated, was the dark
chocolate with the peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
I mean you can't that's a combination that doesn't go wrong.
But there are four ounces apiece, so it's a chocolate
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Wait, so all right, it's like the best part of
the chocolates. Do we need to set up like a
lock box or something? Combination? So just like not just
leave crap out there, be timely about things. That's what
I do. Ye'll show you and follow my lead. Well, okay,
how about new rule? O God, we just say it's
a very simple thing. Is this meant for anything that
we're you? Is this open to the show? Yeah? That

(55:27):
is the best thing I've ever ed. That's so good.
It's right up there with the Costco cinnamon Roll. Oh damn,
that's a good news. What did you give on a
scale one to ten on the Smuckers peanut but great
peanut butter and jelly popcorn? Six? Seven? Oh that stuff's good.
Yall wait to try it one day. I thought a
six or seven wasn't bad. No, it's better than average.

(55:51):
Some other food news they call a six. Cinnabon is
turning forty and tomorrow one day only Friday.

Speaker 12 (56:00):
I go, this is what?

Speaker 14 (56:01):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Okay it says tomorrow for one day only, Friday, August
twenty second. Tomorrow is the fifteenth alright, so we got
all the time. Rewards members can get a Classic cinnamon
Roll for their original price, but they charged forty years ago.
Rewards member a dollar twenty five, but those are big,
they're huge. So for a dollar twenty five, not man,

(56:25):
and you can get what the Reeses won that Greg had. Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, we tried, we tried those. Yeah, sorry, guys,
I should have let them sit for a week. No,
but you didn't bring him in for a taste drive.
You just brought him in just to just to have them, Yeah,
to taste them. What do you show? Food news, Food News.
Chick fil A they're launching their new pretzel Cheddar club sandwich.
I'm listening. So the original waffle potato chips and Chick

(56:50):
fil a sauce flavored potato chips beginning on August eighteenth.
So the new pretzel Cheddar club sandwich. That is the
Crispy chicken. Fill it with cheddar, cheese, apple wood, smoked bacon, crips, strips, lettuce,
crispy I'm sorry, crispy lettuce, tomato, toasted buttery, pretzel brunt.
But that's what I'm talking about is the perfect same,

(57:11):
I got caramel all my mouth. Somebody say something for
a second so I can clear out all everything thing
you said about that sandwich is perfect everything take out
the pretzeln is the best part. Why menace? Why menace?
Because it's like I don't know, it's it's too stiff,

(57:32):
like I want it like a pillowy bun because of
like a Hawaiian roll style sandwiches do come kind of steamed.
I'll give you that. Yeah, a burger on a pretzel bunt.
I love that. I love all the pretzel bun stuff
is great and which.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
You can manipulate the buns so it's not like tearing
into one of those ballpark pretzel.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And then they give you the creamy Dijon mustard sauce
on the cyber. Now the the the waffle potato chips.
Those are the waffle cut chips, sprinkle with sea salt,
and they've got the Chick fil a sauce. But what
oh those are? But they're actual chips, I say. I
thought like, oh, they were saying, oh, take the waffle
fries and dip them into the Chick fil a sauce.

(58:14):
I'm like, we already do that. But there's chips. These
are like bad okay chips, Okay, like American chips. Right now,
I'm getting starting next week, KFC. The fans have been
clamoring for it, so they say the classic potato wedges,
Oh yeah, dude, I would get those as a kid.
And hot and spicy wings. Did you see the ad

(58:36):
campaign for this? It was so funny.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
It was just the KFC, you know, Twitter or whatever,
and it was just one Potato Wedge that said here, damn.
Like everybody's been bothering them about it.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
But I think they're the new marketing employ for a
lot of these because they said that with the chicken
rat thing, you guys have been.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Asking for, Okay, here's the thing. Like and when Taco
Bell got all stupid and they took away the pizza
and when they brought it back, they should have said here, damn. Yeah,
that would have been funny. Yeah. The wedges were discontinued
in twenty twenty. The wings discontinued in twenty two, but
the company did a soft launch on both items earlier
this year and they both sold out almost immediately, and

(59:16):
that convinced the KFC, you should bring him both back
as part of their Kentucky Fried comeback, and they're going
to be available participating stores nationwide.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Oh dude, So I was on Instagram last night and
some descendant of Colonel Sanders, like the great grandson. He's like,
I get apparently beefing with them, and he's like, this
is what the recipe is?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
No beef there? Yeah, no, no, beef. But yeah, but
he's trying to expose the recipes. I have the real one.
So it's weird when that stuff happens. It's like Walt
Disney's granddaughter. Oh yeah, she's always talking to smack on Disney. Yeah,
it's like, bitch, what are you doing? This guy? Is
Disney really? Like, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 14 (59:59):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Where's the little bowl? Are you opening your own spot?

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
Like what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Like just say, hey, I'm descended the colonel. I guess what?
Right on that it's flour and seasonings. It's not the
onion powder. Krispy Kreme they're getting into the fall mood.
They're announcing the release of their pumpkin spiced glazed donuts.
Don't care, thank you? I agree. I Third that, I'm

(01:00:26):
looking over there, like pumpkin spice. I mean you can
pumpkin spice anything an time, right, Third that, Yeah, lattes,
pumpkin spice, coffees, pumpkin spiced cake, don't Yeah, you guys
are right. I'm giving you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
The show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I forgot to mention this as we were talking about
all this food stuff, food news and all it shout
out to Cheesecake Factory cheesecake factory dropped off a bunch
of stuff. They've all sweets, cheesecakes. Yes, I mean you
hold the box. It's a full cheesecake and the cheesecake

(01:01:20):
it weighs about thirty pairs, almost like a peach joint.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
And then the other one was, yeah, it was the
Reese's Peanut Butter chocolate cake cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
And the other one was the peach perfect with raspberry drizzle. Yes,
they dropped it off as we're getting ready to leave
here yesterday, and of course by the time so it
was toward the end of our day, by the time
we actually walked out the door, the peanut butter one
was of the way gone. The peach one was about

(01:01:50):
almost half gone, as it should be. And that's just
from this group, not just this room, but like you know,
a board nobody and moregn and on and everybody else
just annihilated. And so we had some left over, of course,
And uh, don't worry about it, because dumbass Tyler he's
on the cave. He's eating it for breakfast. This is

(01:02:13):
the first thing you've had today. This is definitely the
first thing I've had today. On top of actually hold
on I did have a slurpee earlier, this slurpy. Yeah,
that's right when I went in the morning. Every once
in a while, Yeah, he's got you can see it
was a slurpee. I've never that is that every morning?
Uh it's it's maybe like once or twice a week.
Did they make them in the morning, Yeah, yeah, they're

(01:02:34):
they're ready to go. You just shifting, build it up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
It's like, let's go flavor do you go for in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
It's coke. It's always kind like the only way to go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
He gets the small guys, right, Yeah, that's extra arch exactly,
an extra arch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Oh, I didn't see that one. The one I saw that.
You get the seeh size all the time. Yeah, it's
mostly when I have to go to my other job
right after. So what I do is, okay, here's a
little caffeine picked me up outside.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
So the guys are laughing and joking about him eating
candy for breakfast. Yeah, an extra large coke slurpye contains
only six hundred and sixty calories.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
You remember, it doesn't know we see the way that
you eat in the morning. Over here, man, okay, and
look at me. Look at them as Tyler.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Yeah, and yeah, what's the difference. You're definitely fatter than
when I remember you, when I was first here. So
Tyler's always fatter than you remember.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
That's fine. I'm used to that. You're more pale than
he is. I don't see otherwise. I don't see much
of it. He's wearing a chain. Yeah, yeah, it's got
more hair, that's true. See. Yeah, that's anything. Yeah, that's
you know, other than that, other than that for others anyway,
shout out to Cheesecake Factory. Thanks for the cheesecake. Thank you,

(01:03:50):
cheesecake at thanks for thinking of us. That's really nice.
And hey, you know what, just putting out there to
the other food establishments. Hey, cheesecake factory seems to know
where we are. Yeah, be like cheesecake factory.

Speaker 11 (01:04:01):
And they come in here with some insane story about
stuffed animals and nus blisters and mean plastic tupper warreot'stept.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Me to believe a word on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Ill I don't and I never will. Yeah, the Woody Show,
and it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. We are the Woody Show. Don't say we
didn't mourn you, Woody Greg Gory. We got menace, Hi,
Gina Gratis here they're Sea bass. Yeah, Morgan sammynin phones

(01:04:33):
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody text us over
to two to nine eight seven Sea Bass dazzle us.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
With what you got for the week in audio? Well,
this one is a bit of Victor maturity. And what
do you see this clip?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
This is Suffolk County executives. Oh, I love this guy,
Ed Romaine. He had a really hot idea.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
So he's out there and they're doing they're doing like
a civil war or not no civil war, revolutionary war
rena to announce the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of
the US coming up, not this year but next year, right,
So he's you know, they're getting everybody hyped up with
some guy playing Thomas Jefferson and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
So hold a minute. If it's two hundred and fifty years,
what year are we talking about? So for twenty twenty six,
two hundred fifty.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
Years, okay, two hundred and fifty six, celebrating America's big
two hundred and fiftieth birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Okay, what year would it be? Yep? America found it?
I don't remember. Literally, hold on I'm trying to do.

Speaker 10 (01:05:35):
The math, guys, So that would be one twenty six, Wait, seventeen,
like seventy five something so close, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Seventeen seventy six if it's a round two and fifty. Yeah, yeah,
seventeen seventy six yeah year r Yeah, no one knows
that year would basically got it dogs, I mean they
wrote it down. Did you really know it was really
that date? That yeah, seventeen seventy six, July fourth, Yeah,

(01:06:05):
kind of another thing. Yeah, no, I said, did they
know what day it was?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, you gotta have a computer. So next year, okay,
next year.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Prepared to hear the term Semon Quinn centennial SEMy Quinn
meaning half a five hundred or five five centennial, Simon
Quinn centennial.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
That's what Menace always says, Quinn centennial.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
This is again Suffolk County Long Island Executive Ed Romain
telling us about how big this semi Quinn Centennial is
going to be.

Speaker 15 (01:06:33):
Shed off the Rockete. We're going to enjoy a independage.
It's going to be a gang bang like you have
never seen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, ok, yeah, he said, it's going to be a
gang bang.

Speaker 15 (01:06:46):
Yeah, it's going to be a gang bang like you
have never seen wend Off the rockage. We're going to
enjoy independage.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank thank you. Everybody looking
forward to the gang bang you celebrate your end you
Is there is there a way you use gang bang
outside of the time. I don't think so. Ganger, Yeah,
except for the quarter pounder and the chickens.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Yeah, I'm a gang bang right Like Like with gloryhole,
technically that's an old mining term and that we've we've
used dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
To do that, But I thought gloryhole is literally restop
blowjob too a problem with because everything is a damn
sex pund these days. No, but I mean, like, you know,
I'm forty how old am I forty eight eight? I'm
forty eight years old. My forty eight years. I've only
known that to be a roadside. The random one I
know is that the thing in a wine barrel or
an alcohol barrel is called a bunghole hole, and we

(01:07:37):
did kind of kidnap that and made it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
I've never heard that playle I should be clear, it's
we've played Jerry Jones rip. He says glory all the
time because it's an old rip. It's an old well,
well he has an.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Oil term this week and audio.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Okay, all right, So this is something that I've I've
wanted to do for quite some time, but the British
police are doing it. Is there wresting up their female
officers there they're birds in hobbies, they're bird barbies, yes,
and they're having them seduce or illicit cat calls. And
then they're pulling these people over, Baker.

Speaker 16 (01:08:13):
These women aren't friends out for a run, they're actually
undercover police officers taking to the streets in sorry, as
part of a new operation trying to stop people cat
calling and harassing female runners.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
When you get hold at the stair in the hanging
out of the window just to look at us, and
it just it's.

Speaker 12 (01:08:33):
So so so prevalent. Those kind of behaviors may not
be criminal offenses in themselves, but they still need to
be addressed. And of course the people that are likely
to commit those kind of behaviors, you know, they may
then go on to commit more serious offenses.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Okay he last made that last part. That's a jump
imagining what I'm imagining. What do you go out for
a jog and people think you're hot? That would be terrible. No,
but I'm saying I could see where it's like, all right,
man whatever, Like someone's out for a run and you know,
shut up. People are whistling and you know, saying hey maybe,

(01:09:07):
but like I don't know if a guy goes like, hey, girl,
what's up, like if that means that he is some kind.

Speaker 13 (01:09:12):
Of like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
He's about to put it. At one point it does
become harassment because they just don't stop. Of course, if
they don't let it go follow you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
I know what you're saying, what he is that Technically, yes,
this is free, it's free speech to tell a woman
she's pretty. But what the what the bubby there is
hinting at is that dirt bags do dirt bag things.
And yeah, it's hees cat calling And so I'm still there.
My idea was to walk around New York City with
a hot girl and then just squirt them with a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Water gun like you would do with a cat on.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Something they're not doing illegal, much like cart narks. This
is a cat call narks right this weekend audio Now,
speaking of creeps, these two young ladies, young young women,
are sitting in their car. A man walks up to
them and he shows them on his phone that he's
written and something and what he's written on his phone?
Greg is, can I buy your socks for forty dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yes, sir? Why wouldn't you just ask them?

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Because they can't hear because their windows are up. A
strange guy knocks on your door. Yeah, I'm not going
to roll the window down for that guy makes damny.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Would you sell your socks for forty dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Wellrgan, would you sell your socks for forty dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Yeah, and I'd sell Sammy's too.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, and I'm making eighty dollars. Absolutely. I mean I'm
asking the women in the room, because all the guys
in the room are like absolutely to see the cash.
We would never have that opportunity, No, we wouldn't. What
do you want? So here's how these two ladies responded
to this guy's offer. You want my song forty dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Would you again?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I don't want these songs?

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Would you like tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
I'm sorry you like?

Speaker 15 (01:10:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Sorry? Dude, I don't even live here. I don't either
have it have it nice? So I think I can't. Yeah,
have a nice day everything, of course by yea and
you got forty bucks? Yeah, I mean money when when? Yeah?
And what do you mean you don't have any more socks?

(01:11:16):
Go buy another pair of socks for a dollar, right,
get and then turn it around and selling him for
forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
They were also a little creeped out.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
That's why they were saying no, they wouldn't come back
and know they wouldn't do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I know, well, good thing. He asked eight more times
that that's a bad If you're gonna throw an excuse out,
throw one out that makes sense, Like I don't have
any more socks. Someone's giving you forty dollars for one
pair of socks. There's a dollar tree I can produce,
right right? Yeah? Would you sell your socks for forty
dollars again? I want to see how just how nuts
we are saying that we would? Why not? What's one

(01:11:50):
thing you would say to people?

Speaker 16 (01:11:51):
At ninety three?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I would sell? It's the world going?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
So I know I have.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
A welcome back everybody going through the the week. In audio,
you might know about this beef, which I enjoy quite
a lot. This is of a rap beef. It's between
Cameron Yes and Omar Gooding. Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard
of Cameron. Who's Omar Gooding.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
I'll tell you that he is the brother of Cooper
Getting Junior, also an actor. Cameron, you know him from songs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
This is the biggest hit Hay, Mam Cameron, and we
got it on tonight. I guess he's a podcast now. Yeah,
so yeah, the Wiley Popular podcast with Mace. All right,
so yeah, I forgot about this song.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
So Cameron in one of his podcasts, was talking about
actors and how actors are sort of at the mercy
of producers. Like you, you're an actor, you you unless
you've got to make your own If you're not really
making your own money, someone has to hire you. And
he he used Omar Gooding as an example, because Omar
Gooding is a working actor his brother much more famous,
Cuba Gooding Junior. And so Omar Gooding heard this. Oh

(01:13:12):
he didn't like it, and he made a disc track
at Cameron, so you're to hear this is part Omar
Goodings again, brother of Cuba Gooding. Omar Gooding's dis track,
where at at the beginning he'll hear the discs from
Cameron and then part of Omar Gooding's response.

Speaker 9 (01:13:25):
They no dispect when when Ben Rains is sitting around
or Omar good and Junior sitting around at the hat's
just sitting around for fifty seven, or somebody in yellowing
to come pick them up, to actually do them, to
put them in something.

Speaker 17 (01:13:39):
So when you say no disrespect, there's just some clown
for coming indirect with disrespects to watch the mouth beat
the mouth. I don't know them, sneaky freaks on how
they think they like the booble and don't think it's
stinking in the favorite colors pink, but probably call it salmon.
No disrespect, but the second thought, okay, you a little disrespect.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Okay, so a good line from Omar goudding and Cameron
said as much. He said, by the way, Omar made
like three or four distracks upset so cameras to show
how busy he is. Cameron said, okay, that's fun. And
he even said those are pretty good, pretty good disc tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
So Cameron went to the next level though, and this
is where I really like this beef is. Cameron said, well,
Omar Gooding is he's again a working character actor. He's
been in a thousand things for thirty years. He's he's
actually he's okay, you know whatever, but he still is
at the mercy of producers. So Cameron said, I know
some producers. What if I had Omar Gooding be hired,
I'll hire him to do a movie that he won't
know I'm hiring them for. They'll have him like show

(01:14:33):
his big man boobs to stick his gut out now.
And so Cameron this week has revealed this this prank.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
All right, So you know what I did. I booked
it to do a movie. It's never coming out, like
three weeks ago here, yeah, on one that movie you
flew to Miami four. It ain't no movie coming out.
I booked you, and I was laughing at you behind
the scenes. I was dead Dan. They all speak of
Spanish the whole time. He only even speaks him.

Speaker 9 (01:15:00):
Is they talking about them in Spanish and you don't
know Spanish?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
They was talking about you, stupid? Okay, So he paid
them a couple of grands. Yeah, that's next level trolling.
That's for folks. You can check out Windy c Heat
on YouTube.

Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I won.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I just buried Omar.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
So now he's showing how these this footage of cam
Omar with this boobs out again, all kinds of stuff
so fun, that's next level.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Kudos to you, camer and I love it. Well done,
well done, well done again his podcast with hugely popular
this Weekend Audio.

Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
Well, speaking of new music, you know this is I'm
sure you're all aware. This weekend already started as the
gathering of the Juggalos and the I C. The c
P in Sant Clown Posse has a new album, of course,
out this week to coincide. Have they changed their theme?
Is it still uh how clowns will murder you and
do bad things to your corpse? No, that's what their
new track watch Me is all about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Watch Meat jump by, watch Me right up, slicing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Touch you say in the star I'm nothing myself. You
smoke still just as good as it ever was, though,
you know what I mean? Like the sister the five
hundred song, I should say about clowns murdering you. That's
why is it kind of sound like monster mash or something?

(01:16:36):
Because there's a there's a horror and a circus element
to it, and that's what they do. That's I see.
That kind of reminds me of when the Fat Boys
covered uh yeah, right, shouldn checking the Fat Boys, the twist,
and of course I will be on hand the gathering.

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
Say hi, if you're out there, I don't know how
many crossover what do you show fans and juggalos we
have out there? Will you be doing boofing, which is
the act of sticking things and consuming them directly?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
You you never know, if someone dares me to, I
got to. Yeah, yeah, you never know. I mean it
could be something to do. This is Fat Boys. I
remember this torch. Yeah, I hear you. The twist. Let's

(01:17:37):
do the twist. Oh, it's right, I have never heard this.
You remember the fat Do you remember the movie Disorderlies?

Speaker 15 (01:17:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
The love that Remember the Fat Boys, I know the name.
They had an album called Crush in there. We're in
a junk yard, standing on top of an old car.
They rule kind of their fat Yeah they're super.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I'll find another song you might know while we continue
through the weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Speaking of Insane clown Posse, would you believe that they
have their own wrestling league?

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yes, yeah, that kind of fit that tracks exactly. Yeah,
you said they have. They own a fine dining restaurant.
I would have a hard time believing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
So it's called Juggalo Clown Wrestling or juggle O Championship
Wrestling whatever JC way. Now, as you might imagine, and
as I've witnessed dozens of times being at the insane
clown Posse events, it's not run by the most professional
of people. So in one case, this lady she gets
like lighter fluid or whatever and sets a table on
fire in the middle of the wrestling ring and that
guy jumps on it. Now, what happens sometimes is if

(01:18:45):
you if you jump on a thing full of flaming
lighter fluid, sometimes it gets on your body and perhaps
on your your tights. Perhaps they're not prepared to put
it out. That's what happened at the Juggalo Championship Wrestling.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah, he's on fire. Oh he's on fire. He's still
on fire. The ring is on fire. Got water out here?
Your fireing stingle shirts. No, we don't have any somebody
else wrestlers like slapping the dude. He's still on fire,

(01:19:19):
rolling round.

Speaker 10 (01:19:22):
That's one thing that did come out of that that
uh Jason Kelsey, Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift podcast No
No No, But there was a story where Jason Kelsey
really wanted to do the the bills thing where he
jumped into the table flaming table and his wife wouldn't
let him do it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
There we go. This is rock ruling, rocking around the blood. Yeah,
this this song, Matt didn't I think they might have
used this in Disorderies. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, there's
yeah the junk yard on top of the old uh
old car. You know, maybe Menic is just a little
bit too young for this. Maybe tell us about these guys, Grandpa.

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Yeah, my favorite part of the movie is when they
go to a benefit and it's like one hundred dollars
a plate, so they steal the plate.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Yeah they were. They were fun like I Got you
becauld you like dumb comedies and stuff like the one. Yeah,
this was uh this was big late eighties, yep, just
like the sort of supreme rule Divide rock, the hands
off the clock and go for my name. These guys were,
I mean they were fat even today's standards world taking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Rap music and soon the runa of the ramn, the
runa of the cut.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
And under the greatest press off, I keep my cool
makes myself Yeah it dude. No, they called this type
of wrap Humpty dumpty wrap. But this was that makes sense.
You gotta you gotta remember with the time, there was
a lot of the raps sounded like yeah, yeah that
you know, before it kind of evolved into you know,
the stuff that you got in like the nineties stuff

(01:21:06):
think about like a rapper's delight or like some of
the simplicity. Yeah, the one good one.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
You know, rap does follow like a sort of a
bell curve of like really really bad. Yeah, really good.
And now it's back to really back to being Quiz
how many the fat Boys are still alive?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Zero? I help all just one cool rock Ski? Oh
he's still I thought they both died, babe, Yeah, all right.
More The Woody Show, The Weekend Audio coming up next
year on The Woody Show, Coming Back in The Woody Show.
The Woody Show returns in a second. What he puts
the g in Garcia SoC Sports. Hey, good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 14 (01:21:47):
Good Buddy, Woody Show, Good morning, Squad. The Angels completed
the sweep Stars once again. The Dodgers bullpen let them down.
But you gotta give credit to the Angels man. They
battle back every single game in this series. Dodgers are

(01:22:08):
now sitting in second place in the NL West, and
the Padres are looming.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
This weekend they will be at Dodger Stadium.

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
And here is Mookie Betts talking about that upcoming Padre series.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Kinda is what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
I mean, we can't make it more than what it is.
It's another, like you said, another series in August. Obviously
we all know that it's big in nix y and Z.
But play our game and not try and be too
higher too low.

Speaker 14 (01:22:32):
Now, not only do the Dodgers have the Padres this weekend,
they will play them six times in ten days. They're
headed down to San Diego next week. So things could
go from bad tours for the Dodgers very quickly. They
gotta figure it out.

Speaker 9 (01:22:44):
Man.

Speaker 14 (01:22:45):
Moving out to the NBA, want to give a happy
birthday shout out to one of my childhood heroes, Magic Johnson.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Man.

Speaker 14 (01:22:51):
Also later on this afternoonbody in the NBA, they will
drop their full twenty five to twenty sixth schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Can't wait for that.

Speaker 14 (01:22:57):
WNBA Sparks are in Dallas today at fourth thirty and
last one not at least this morning. What he In
the NFL, the Chargers and Chiefs start their season in
Sambolo Brazil on Friday, September fourth, and they just announced
the halftime performance for that game, and I'm very excited.
It is international battye Carol G. That's gonna be one
hot halftime show man. I'm Jeff G. And that's your

(01:23:18):
SoCal sports.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Hi, Jeff jew is back and we continue on this
week in audio. Let's get what he even more aroused.
We've got a tasing yes audience, Yeah, you know, I
love me a good days.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
And the reason this one is all over the news
is this is a very recent power ball winner, one
hundred and fifty seven point three million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Damn, it's all right. This guy won this in Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
And of course, when you're a Kentucky person who wins
big money, the first place you go is Florida. And
so that's where James Farthing, a fifty year old who
was in a Florida resort.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Trade wins resort in Saint Pete.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Actually, of course, shirtless. He was getting some kind of
couple with another guy. Cops show up and they pinned
the other guy to the ground. So now James, he says, well,
the guy's on the ground and there's a cop on
top of him. You know what I'm gonna do, kick
him in the head. Good idea, which is by the way,
not fair fighting but at all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
And it's a bitch move, poor sportsmanship.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Yeah, but here's the problem is James Waller attempting to
kick the guy who's on the ground in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
It hits the cop in the head too. Cop doesn't
like that and out comes the taser.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
On the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
I just got kicked against the wall. Yes, who else?

Speaker 11 (01:24:34):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
The female tas the port. Yes, you see I have man.
You walk up and you kick him and you hit
me in the face. Save your later. So you're telling
me somebody in the middle that is worth a hundred
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
And it's funny, of course because this this reason this
call got out there is from the video and then
they looked up, Oh, this guy has a mega record
in Kentucky, spent a lot of time in jail, cocaine
other stuff. Uh you know, he's covered in tattoos, shirtless
and like a nice resort in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
But yeah, that's great. That's why you know, you hear
about that like some really bad person wins wins one
hundred and sixty seven million dollars. Right, and so this
whole idea of they say karma, you know, I'm like,
you do good things, you get good things, and you know,
it's like when things are going bad or things are
you go through like a rough patch, you go, man,
what did I do? Did I do something? I've had
those thoughts. I looked up karma on chat GPTs. But

(01:25:27):
like you have those thoughts, and then you know, this
is just proof that there there is no such thing. Yeah,
it's very random. It's just stuff that happens. There's no
real cosmic reason for it. Otherwise, dudes like this wouldn't
be winning one hundred and sixty seven million dollars. I
know that's not the way it would work. I would
do such great things. You wouldn't kick a copy. I wouldn't.
I would not. I would not do that. You break

(01:25:49):
even this dude looks like a convict.

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Well, oh yeah, the neck test, the neck tattoos, the
badass beard, all that plate checkers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
On the stomach.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
This week in audio, there's a new well the next
clip obviously real quick just for a reference there from Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
If you don't mind, Uh sure, Gorge, I'm sorry, Oh
you can stuck this. Sorry, he's in a sack, mister.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Okay, So new Charlie Sheen trailer out, which is I
think I'm actually interested by this. This is a Charlie
she not a movie on a TV show, but a
documentary that I guess we'll obviously focus a lot on
twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
It's gonna be on Netflix. And yeah, here's a little
bit from that. Yeah. This is all like the Tiger's
Blood time and you know, banging crack rocks and like
all kinds of HIV. Yeah. Yeah, when he went nuts,
it was back in the Two and a half Men
days and it's like, dude, what are you doing? He
was making so much money, the highest so much money. Yeah,
he was the highest TV all time. Everything was fine

(01:26:40):
for a while. Nobody got hurt, nobody got arrested.

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
You wanted to like him because he was lovable, brilliant,
had so charming and smart.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Charlie is a hi baby pussy bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Whoa winning Yeah, winning.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Heidi flits. I guess he I think part of his deal.
But this should be interesting because you do hear from
Charlie himself. He's still alive somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Yeah, Heidi Flices. Is she still alive and people don't
know who she is? She was the Adam.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Yeah, yes, she was a prostitute who apparently arranged who
arranged folks like Hollywood hookers for high high class.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Yeah, and they talked about it in the even the
trailer for the documentary. I guess that Charlie testified against her,
helping send her to jail. She lives in a trailer
in the desert with some Paris I believe. Yeah, she's
still alive. Netflix, September tenth. You'll be able to check
out that new Charlie Sheen documentary this weekend. Audio also
on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
Jim Jeffries a comedian I've enjoyed for quite some time,
and Greg, you're gonna love this little clip from his
new special at on Netflix called tulmb Policy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Jim Jeffries on marriage.

Speaker 18 (01:27:54):
The highest rate of divorce lesbians by a mile.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Second level of divorce is heterosexuals.

Speaker 18 (01:28:03):
The lowest level of divorce is guy married men. Let
me man explaining to you what's just happened.

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
And of course he goes on to what the common
factor is. There's no woman in this right, so, oh, man,
are hard to live with are we hast lesbians?

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
I know, because with lesbians, he says, there's two women
and the men of the easiest thing in the world
to live with. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Truth.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Now, as long as you're not a crazy psycho. Truth. Yeah,
I have a lot of them are.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
This week in audio, speaking of people who I'm surprised
are still alive, Vince Neil is still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Oh he is Motley Crue.

Speaker 6 (01:28:38):
He is not on tour with Motley Crewe anytime. It's
Vince Crue. Vincuse me, Vince Neil of Motley Crue. And
he was just in Bethel, New York. It's some probably
a horse track or something. And this is how he's
sounding today. He's looking down at the stage because he

(01:29:08):
doesn't know the lyrics anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Yeah, he's doing the teleprompter thing, which, dude, you'd be
surprised how many bands, not even old dudes like this,
how many bands have teleprompters up there for their own lyrics.
And I never noticed it until I started doing these events,
you know, where we have all these you know, gotta
go up on stage and we're backstage and looking at

(01:29:32):
and you're like, wow, okay, name, yes, I know this, Yeah, exactly.
There's a ton of these artists and bands that I
guess don't remember their own lyrics or just need to
be reminded about what part of the song they're in.
Have you seen those videos of Vince Neil when he's
doing a show and people write down what it sounds
like he's singing, Yeah, it's pretty feng. You know. The

(01:29:53):
other person who's been getting a lot of flack about
how they sound is Axel Rose. Oh yeahs Rose.

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
Now because he had changed, like the rain of his voice,
we can't do those high octaves anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Say that. But he just went back to that at
a recent show. Oh good for him, I tell you,
it sounded pretty good. I've been giving him crap. Go
oh my god, why would you want to go see
guns and Roses if that's how it sounds right? But
he just did a show I think in the last week,
and he went and he was using his old like
heart dip or whatever, and it sounded really good. I
get that, but I never you know, sustain that. Yeah,

(01:30:25):
like old old school.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
I never understood how bands that were at the height
of their powers don't just when they're not powerful anymore,
just go be something. Go be a teacher, Go be
a veterinarian. Don't do these sad gigs. It breaks my heart.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
I can't watch it. Have you tried to be a
teacher or a singer? It's called being a hero? Yes, singer,
I'm sure way more fun. Not when you're singing to
three people at a racetrack. That's my point. Somebody's paying them.
They don't care. Phones open eight seven seven forty four
Woody text us over to two two nine eighty seven
more Woody shows next. In the meantime, I have an

(01:31:00):
existential crisis to show. I don't care why you listening,
because you love it.

Speaker 13 (01:31:07):
As long as you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
This is the show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Men,
it's gonna have the latest in the world of entertainment
here in a second Birthday's porn a birthday, and I
just want to thank all the eight million people who
have all sent me the link to the latest story
from the creator of Diamond State Park in Arkansas. Yeah,
is that what you're vacation here about it? I haven't

(01:31:29):
heard the news. I'm not I'm not going to get
deep into it. I'm not a believer that people find
that like the most recent one. That just that they
keep telling me the link to uh some chick out
a two point three care at White Diamond on the
last day for three weeks of searching. Yeah. So she
had the goal of sourcing her own engagement stone, and
she was supported by her partner. Says these article here

(01:31:51):
on People Magazine. Love it this podcast. Yeah, Today is
a National Creamsicle Day, Rip love your bookshop Day. Now.
I love the idea of books like bookstore like Barnes,
And I thought that's like where they fixed books or something.
Bookshop they fixed books, repair repair, you go down to

(01:32:15):
the local bookshop. Yeah, I'd never even heard bookshop. Really yeah,
book bookstore. Yeah, I mean bookstore, shortshop. Maybe they like,
you know, I don't know, read Shop around the Corner, right, Sam,
Yes exactly. I was gonna see if Menace do the movie.

Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
But that also is a movie called Shop around the Corner.
It's based on Yeah, no, no, no, it's not based
on that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
It just is taken from that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
I like the smell of a Barnes and Noble b Daltons.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah, they sell legos and coffee up there you go.
Today is a National Financial Awareness Day. It's National Tattoo
Removal Day Seas. Did you hear how Menace got a
tattoo at the radio convention that we went to. They
were doing tattoos there. Yeah, you were lined up like crazy.
I've seen that more and more places. Raiders games, by

(01:33:03):
the way, have tattoos. Shocking. No, let me guess what
did Menace get at the radio convention. Well, while you're
thinking about that, Joe Coy is talking about how he
went to the final Ozzie Show, Ozzie's big farewell show
right before he died, and they were doing tattoos backstage,
and all the guys from like Guns and Roses and
Pantera Metallic. Like, I guess everybody was getting tattoos. It's
like the thing today, Yeah, like from you know, like

(01:33:24):
as a momento I guess of the event.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
Now, that's pretty cool Ozzie's final show. But radio convention,
Oh yes, it was memorable.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Yeah. What do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Well, when it goes to show you that tattoos, as
I've been saying for years, are have become worthless and meaningless,
So stop pretending they're anything interesting something to me?

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Now, I do love radio. If I was going to
get a tattoo. I think radio is something that I
would always be wrong, but like I just not enough
very late. Get yeah, christ and they gave you twenty
five choices. Oh you didn't so you couldn't even pick
your own like clip there's like yeah he was twenty five,
twenty five, you got to pick whatever you want. Yeah,
so a butterfly then, right?

Speaker 15 (01:33:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Microphone, yeah, old microphone. It was a radio tower. We're
on the body right now, my ankle because I'm I
think I might do like a like a sleeve on
my leg eventually, so slowly I'm slowly adding to it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Yeah, you have ones on your ankle already, right, yeah,
you have.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Like two other ones. Where's the pizza slice on the ankle?
Because it's going to go. I want to put my
two dogs on that too. This is smart, Yeah, it
is well you I mean you got the wizard tattoo, right,
but that wasn't for other than like a radio bit
to intentionally show how stupid tattoos to control himself. Yeah,
I'll show everybody. Yeah, yeah, birthday's important. Birthday here in

(01:34:40):
a second minutes, what's happening in entertainment? Well, gosh, man,
we're finding out more and more. What has been going
on with Kelly Clarkson lately and the latest this is insane.
So first, you know, she was divorcing her husband and
she was paying him hundreds of thousand dollars a month,
and uh, what is it called polomony? Not use that often.

(01:35:01):
I don't even know what it was, because it happens, Yeah,
paying this He dies of cancer and in you know,
the obituary, it says he was survived by his by
his children and his life partner. Well, come to find
out his life partner, who he's been living with for
the past couple of years, is Kelly Carkson's ex Assistant's

(01:35:25):
where the criremony comes in, and that's no. Can you
hear a partner? Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
I'm glad you said it, because I got to stop
using that damn word when we mean boyfriend, girlfriend, wife.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
You know, I'm not trying to sound like an a
hole like when your partner partner. This is my partner,
I assume it's a it's a gay dude or a lesbian, right, Yes,
I'm not going to say boyfriend at my age, Yeah,
this is a former production assistant. Apparently that they were
they were dating, So that's why she was super pissed.
But maybe, uh, Kelly will maybe stop being so dramatic

(01:36:00):
in the coming days. Were we talking about she's been
in the news for being like crying and canceling. Well, yeah,
I get that, I'm saying, before he died, she's been
so dramatic canceling everything and crying every day. And I
think after we finally know like what has been going on,
I kind of understand.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
I think she's been going through a lot of this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Yeah, we did a lot of performative crying exactly. All right.
How about this one? Did you hear about this La
tattoo artist that he was the tattoo artist to the
Stars and he got popped for not paying his taxes
and so he claimed that he only made like, let
me see, three thousand, four hundred dollars one year, when

(01:36:42):
he actually made five hundred thousand dollars. So yeah, this
guy made like one point five million and within about
two years of just doing tattoos for Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus,
Sophie Turner, and Andy Moore. And then he got called
out on it. He had to go to court and
check this out. Greg, he was able to give a

(01:37:02):
cashier check for six hundred and fifty thousand dollars easy
and then pay another seventy five dollars fine. So then
he only got two years probation for it. Oh yeah,
that's how you're doing.

Speaker 13 (01:37:12):
Yeah, that's a fill though, you know, sixty hetty, he
got greedy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
He could have said it was half the amount, not
three grams. Yeah it was yeah one year, it was
only eleven hundred dollars. Insane kind of ad. Yeah, well
he got caught and he had to pay, so all right,
how about this? People are shocked, guys that Leonardo Dicabrio,
who is still partying right now and a bizae, he
got stopped outside of a party by the police and

(01:37:39):
they didn't know who he was. I don't believe it. Yes, well,
for this party they had to like search everybody, and
people were shocked that they had to search Leo because
they didn't know who.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
He was because he looks like menace.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Now, well, yes he's a lady. If they're searching everybody,
he is somebody somebody, Yeah, just because he's leon ar Like,
you know, they don't not search somebody if you go
through the now, if you're flying private. I'm sure like
there's nothing. But when you go to like the airport,
you have to go through T.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
S A.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
They're checking everybody. It doesn't matter for Leo. Yeah, and
in the artcle fifty year old Leo Naro DiCaprio, he said, no,
three pieces. I'm sure Greg said a little smoother. Leonardo
DiCaprio was Leo a little I'm not making it dramatic.
Fifty I thought he was older. Fifty you thought he

(01:38:29):
was older. I thought he was like fifty. Really, I
thought that's about right. He was older than Woody. That's
crazy and for sure, no way because all of our
crushes are growing up. Yeah, I know that's sad. Leo,
like his middle name is Nardo shows my misery. We

(01:38:53):
won't sit like it's and you know you don't do
first name Leo, last name Dicapier, Dick caps Dia Dicapia.
No one can say lel. We know what you're talking about.
Your birthday is today is starting with the celebrities. Greg Gory,
one of your favorites, Mi La Cunis from that seventy show,

(01:39:15):
The Voice of meg On Family guy forty two years
old today, great age. This person's been old my entire life.
It's felt that way. Comedy legend Steve Martin. Oh right,
when you said that, I thought Steve Martin, Yeah, eighty
years old. LA Lakers legend. Magic Johnson is sixty six.
Tim Tebow, former NFL quarterback Heisman Trophy winner, He's thirty eight.

(01:39:36):
Halle Berry is fifty nine. Rapper and singer Doci is
twenty six. Actress Catherine Bell is fifty seven, and David
Crosby Rock and Roll Hall of Fame musician, founding member
of Crosby, Stills and Nash at Greg's crush.

Speaker 15 (01:39:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Is it also David Crosby who like fathered children with
uh what Nicole Ethridge? Yeah? And isn't Melissa Ethridge longer
with us? He Hella died?

Speaker 17 (01:40:01):
He did.

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Yeah, we'll crossing him off the list. I mean it's
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next year, leaving up. And he lived a lot longer
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Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg
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quote that I thought you would like, Woody. Sometimes hope
feels like disappointment and layaway everything. I don't know what
it is. Everything takes forever. Nothing's easy. Everything takes forever.
You have to have more patience. It's funny as society

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has sped up for you know, how quickly you have
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Everything is an instant gratification. But why is it that
all the other things that are not music or things
like why is everything else take so long? Right forever.
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sped up except for the things that you would like
to just kind of get over with right right, and
then it stands still weird, all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory. I would thank you so much for giving
the Wood Show some of your valuable time this morning.
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