FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 15th 2025

Friday Fails, Fridayoke, New Headlines & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is. Due to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion is advised the Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Well, today is August the fifteenth,
twenty twenty five, and my friends, today is the end
of a week. It is Friday morning. Oh boy, happy

(01:05):
to be done with another week. Yes, back to school
for a lot of people to ye. Yeah, let's just
get back to normal.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
All the game.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
All right, mon, it's one of that's great gory. We
got menace.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
What are your friend?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy Morgan's here, We've
got Vaughn Born, Menji and you're here. Welcome to Friday.
It's oh.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. What
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Just realize right now, today's pay day,
rip fifteenth, in the last day of the month. People holla.
All right, So today we got the Friday failed stories.
We're gonna do the duy Q some of the news headlines.
We'll get to those. Anything we can do to get

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through the morning into the weekend as quickly as we can.
That is the mission for today. One of the stories
that I saw, uh this week, you know, we heard
about how Spirit might be going away. Spirit Airlines. They've
been trying to make it work. They filed bankruptcy, but
even now I guess still maybe not enough. They did
say that the whole discount airline thing, the budget airline thing,
that business model just does not work anymore because every

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Spirit flight I'm on seems pretty packed. So it's just yeah,
gotta be the businessman. Yeah, and they raise the prices.
That's why. That's why Southwest changed all their stuff. No
more free bags, is signed seating, all these things. Well,
let's say regular airlines make their money on the business
traveler and Spirit doesn't have those, right, Spirit don't have
jobs much less.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Say like a high end business.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
What's the highest cost?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Is it the fuel?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Uh? Yeah, it's got to be. Let's let's ask the GPT.
Here's the highest I mean, alan, I would assume also
like because they're they're paying the they're paying the flight group,
I mean, the pilots at least they're paying them pretty well. Yeah,
because jet a fuel would be about what yeah, but
the three No, that's jet fuel, right, three dollars something
four dollars a gallon and they burned. I just know

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like it was way more then they burn. Like I
want to say, how much seven hundred, six hundred, seven
hundred gallons an hour or something like that. Damn God,
the whole plane is nothing but a giant fuel tank.
It is much. Yeah fuel does a south West plane
burn a lot per hour?

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Bunches mad gas?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, just just mad gas.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Answer it burns roughly seven hundred and fifty to eight
hundred and fifty gallons per hour. Yeah, yeah, it's fuel
number one. Depreciation and amortization number two, and then salaries
and other expenses after that. Damn. So here's another thing
that I don't know about the airline in district. Do
the airlines own those planes?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I believe yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I always hear like so and so bought for from
Jed Blue or yeah. Are they just uh what do
you mean? Are they just like financing them? They own them?
Out right? I meant like, do they lease them? Do
they own them?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Thet I heard Richard Branson when he was starting Virgin Airways.
What he did was he they wouldn't sell him a plane.
Oh that's right, I did something and then so he
did some like crazy thing where like or he found
where they'll sell him one so he could say that
he had the airline, but like from six months from now.

(04:18):
So he announced like, hey, I have an airline that's
you get to launch six months from now. And he
sold all the tickets like way beforehand and was able
to pay for the plane without even uiking any money.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
So so it's about fifty to fifty mceing more common
in North America than in Europe to own, but there
is a lot of leasing. Yes, yeah, so they say
about oh my god, it's the cost of the fuel.
Well per gallon, not so much. It's only like two
dollars and ten cents per gallon according to they say,
in the regional or bulk market, which would certainly be
the airlines, So about two dollars and ten cents per gallon.

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But when you're burning seven hundred and fifty gallons an hours,
it's not a deal. Yeah, yeah, still still a lot. Anyway.
The other thing that I heard would be going away.
He's the one hundred and thirty three year old photo
company Kodak. It hadn't happened yet. Yeah, that thing this
week they said, there are numbered their most recent earnings call,
they had basically, I guess no money. The guy that

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paid five hundred million dollars in upcoming debt obligations. They
said they're going to try to get some of the
cash by stopping payments for their retirement pension plan. Even
that might not be enough. I think my granddad's dead. Yeah,
a lot of money. A spokesperson said that they are
confident the company could pay off a significant portion of
the debts before it becomes due, but that hasn't stopped

(05:35):
investors from panicking. The Code Act stock has taken quite
a hit just in the days after the announcement.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
So.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
So in nineteen seventy five, a code rack worker invented
the first mobile digital camera, and everybody above him told
them the buzz off, we sell film.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Right buzz yeah. Well, because that was that was this thing,
because everybody had film, and they were making a ton
of their mind off the film, not necessarily the cameras,
and so they figure like, oh, okay, well if people
just have this, they're not going to need the film,
and that's oh my god. They freaked Out's kind of
like blockbuster blockbusters stuck with just the physical DVD model,

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come on in and video model instead of trying to
go digital, and then they completely got wiped out. Like
that was a big mistake. They were offered a couple
different times to partner partner up and maybe it would
have been I think maybe Netflix that wanted to part
partner with them. At one point, didn't Netflix make an
offer for Boxbuster or something like that, and they said, no, no,
it's not enough.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
No, no, block Blockbuster offered Netflix to buy it.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
No, No, they wanted to partner up something anyway, Blockbuster
did not want to get involved. And then finally, like
right before they folded, they tried that whole Blockbuster at
home thing where they were shipping the movies like Netflix
used to do with the DVDs. It was too little,
too late.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yeah. Another story is Xerox, who you know, the copy
machine people. They invented the first like windows, you know,
the opera operating system and the mouse and like they
pretty much came up with all of it and they
didn't want to do anything with it. And Steve Jobs
came by and he's like, oh, let me take a
look at it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, is that that was no? Because that was Windows
is Bill Gates. That's my career, you know.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
But I'm just saying the interface of Windows because again
OS with Mac is still basically another version of Windows.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well film old timey, blockbuster, old timey, and apparently you
know what else is old timey? Greg what? Because gen
Z says that checking out of a hotel is just
an old people thing, still I agree. Yeah, I see
it all the time. I see people checking out. That really?
Why I haven't done that? I remember the last.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Because you're paranoid, you think you have to.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I just leave walk out.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah I know.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I don't even go. I don't do the app. I
don't do the TV checkout thing.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Do you put your card in the little box?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
No, if you're leaving at a normal time of the day,
just take a look over at the counter and there's
people checking out.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's yeah, yeah, it's baffling to me. Yeah. Also it
buys you a little time, Like why haven't bothered asking
for late checkout? Right? Because a lot of times not
like the the housekeeping cart is outside the door, like
right at checkout time. So if you need like an
extra hour, they'll they're never gonna barricade your door. Yeah,
And I say that and they'll go, oh, well no,
there's actually digital Well no, because I've been in the

(08:21):
room two hours plus after checkout time, never got charged
for late checkout, never got charged, Nobody even knocked on
the door or whatever. Yeah, so just just walk out. Yeah,
but gen Z, gen Z, I guess there's some debate
over it. But checking out saying it's an old person thing,
older generation. This is how you check out at a hotel.
You just walk out. Yeah yeah, And people are like that,

(08:43):
that's that's all you do. You don't gotta tell them
nothing like that. There's one housekeeper trying to be in saying, uh,
it just makes the job easier if you do check out,
you know, because then they know that the room is unoccupied.
They somehow have, like I guess, on their system because
I see, like a lot of times now the housekeeping
card has like a iPad or something on there. Oh yeah,
and they'll mark when they're done with the room. That

(09:03):
will go, oh, your room is now already.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
But I have had rooms where they're just like knocking
at your door trying to get you out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
even early.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Too before check Yeah, like eight in the morning with
the housekeeper comes by?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Leave me alone? Don't even bother? All right, phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Welcome back, everybody. Yeah,
all right, So it's Friday morning. It's August fifteenth. Today's
payday for US fifteenth and the last day of the
month people. So again, congratulations everybody. Good or now going

(09:38):
to your bank account to make sure that your company's
check that's clear.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Today it's also kool Aid Day. What I can't hear
kool aid without thinking about our friend Burke Hurt. Yeah,
but I haven't had kool aid in forever. What's your favorite?
The red?

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
This the red Red. I like the purp punch the purp.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, I mean I do.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I do love Redah, but perp pretty good. Yeah. Today's
National Men's Grooming Day. Okay, Bush Bear, I haven't heard
about you grooming lately. That was your thing for a
hot minute.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, you're waiting, yeah, oh yeah, I just yeah, I
just went yesterday. I have a standing Thursday appointment as
many times you want, but I found it's just easier
to have like the one appointment and if you need
something touched up, or you want to go in for
like you know, like a like a manny or a
petty you know what I'm saying. Like, then then you

(10:29):
schedule that or maybe you need your like you know,
ears waxed or you know what. I did, not this time,
but a couple of weeks ago, and now I was there.
I got the nose wax. Yeah that's the best, dude,
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Did your like crazy?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It doesn't feel great now it doesn't, but you feel
so clean in there that Yeah, we did it on
the show. Remember, no, I know, but nobody, nobody gets
as deep this chick Priscilla, who does it at the
place I go to? Dude, I mean she gets up
in there and I'm like, no, damn, I love it.
Did you pull part of my brain.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Like that cone? And they stick it up and pull
like just rip the tone out?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
No, they it's like because she's no, yeah, it's like
this stick yeah or whatever. It's not a no, it's
not even this is like a popsicle stick. And she
gets it and she pushed it in there and then
she smashes my nose agin damn, and she waits and
then so, I mean, it really pushes it around in
there and like, I'm like, did you take skin with you? Like?
But man, it's nice and smooth. You want to put

(11:25):
your finger on my nose feeling check it out. You
should lick it. It's an also National Relaxation Day today.
Relax Yeah. By the way, South Park they're out with
the new season and so far, man the numbers. They
say it's one of their best seasons so far. Their
season premiere opened to four hundred and thirty thousand viewers,
the second episode double that number eight hundred and thirty

(11:46):
eight and sixteen percent of all the viewers tuned in
to watch the episode live, making it one of the
most watched episodes in recent seasons. So they're already off
to a good start. When you look at these streaming numbers,
it's even bigger. The season premiere pulled in six million
viewers across streaming platforms, and that number makes it to
the most watched premiere episode since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah for them. I saw something this week that said
the Simpsons guy, whoever's in charge of the Simpsons, I
forget it. Anyway, They're gonna they're gonna keep doing it
until one of the main voice actors dies. Love that
we and that'll be the end of Okay, who's gonna be?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Who's a good Castelenetta, Nancy cart Right, you're Lee Smith,
Harry Shear, Harry Azeria.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It can be Harry Shear. Okay, I know it's a
long shot. It's more of a long shot. He's old, Yeah,
he's older.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
But yeah, well I'm glad they're keeping it going.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, it's only been on for one hundred years. Yeah,
that way. Medicine is else? What else is happening in
the world of entertainment? Well, we went to the Beyonce
concert right on our last note Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Oh well, I guess just me. If you went, you
saw that there were some visuals of Pam Anderson on there,
and Pam Anderson recent doing a lot of interviews because
you know, people want to know about her love life
and stuff like that. But they did bring up her
being seen at these Beyonce concerts and apparently she didn't
even know that was happening, and she said, I didn't

(13:12):
even know that Beyonce knew who I was. Everybody who
doesn't know who Pam.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm like Pam you were on a thing called bay Watch,
which was in I don't know there was. They were
always saying it was in like two hundred countries or
something like that. If you weren't familiar with that, you
heard about the whole timey leave video. Everybody knows her, everybody.
Perhaps you've watched borat Yeah, there's still a bay Watch
like lives like Roku has a twenty four seven bay
Watch channel or something that. It's nice. I don't think

(13:39):
I've ever watched a full episode of Baywatch. I mean
I was aware of what it.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Was like a song ready to be ready.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, you never watched a full episode?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Nothing? Yeah, yeah, it's just just never interested to me.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
I mean, do they really protect the bay they watched
the whole time, like do they save people?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Every episode? It's about yeah, thank you? Yeah. Yeah, it's
like hearing your prom on the beach single day, watching
house with no mystery. I know.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Week all right, Harvey Weinstein, he's you know, popular, A
lot of people talk about him. Okay, so he is
actually desperate to get money to keep on paying his lawyers.
So he keeps on digging into his old contracts to
try to find money and Apparently he has owed two
point three million dollars for a Broadway show from twenty

(14:39):
fifteen called Finding Neverland. So Finding Neverland was a movie, right,
and they made it the musical. Who knew any of this,
but apparently they owe him two point three million, So yeah,
he's selling off all this stuff. We heard about this
with our friend Kevin Smith because he finally got Dogma.
So yeah, Harvey Winse struggling to get that dollar and

(15:02):
looking into contracts. Imagine saying, oh wait a minute, I
forgot about I forgot two point three million dollars. The
Peter Pan prequel Broadway editions what he's going to be
in jail until he dies to keep on, yeah, baying
these lawyers.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
He has, and he has suits in two different parts
of the country, right La New York.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
We can all laugh.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
But Bill Cosby got out. Yeah happens, but we'll see
what happens with that. Speaking of Johnny Depp, he is
going to be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, you said that like it was going to be
a shocking thing.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Well they say it's shocking because he hasn't been in
a film in since twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
And they suck without him.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Well, it's just shocking, like, oh, wait, he hasn't done
a movie in a really long time? Yeah, movie?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Has he been in? All the Pirates movies? I thought
there was a thought so okay, I thought like he
wasn't in the last one.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
No, something like that. Who am I thinking of that?
There was something like that? Isn't it rumored that he
wasn't going to do anymore or something like that?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Wait, Katy Perry's ex husband.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Maybe yeah, Orlando, Orlando, Yeah, everyone's in one five Pirates movies.
All of them have the deafness.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
Okay, he's I mean, that's his best roll ever. That's
my bay Watch. I've never seen one of those.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I haven't either the first really cool? Are they?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Never seen a Fast and the Furious?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
The first two I liked a lot, Fast and Furious
it goes Hard. Never saw one of those all the
way through Fast and Furious the Hard art.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
You know, I'm not their demo.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Johnny maybe doing another Pirates movie? Very exciting.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
And don't they always have to put a little in
ear because he's just kind of like a little what
a little in ear to feed him his lines?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh, I don't know John's doing TV talk over here.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah too fancy for what do you
call it?

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Ear plug, dear device head.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
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Jason disgusting the Woody Show, and it's another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Friday morning.
It's August fifteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is what

(18:45):
that's great gory? Hi, Woody, we got menace?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Woody?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Sea Bass is here. We've got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can
send us your text to over to two to nine
eight seven and check in. Tell us who you are
and then where around town you listen to The Woody Show.
Any kind of an exciting weekend plan. Someone says, uh,
my weekend plan getting my visectomy today?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Oh damn l G.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
John, Yeah, John texting over nice. I'm telling you not
not as horrific as you may think it is. You
build it up in your head to be way worse. Yeah.
The mental yeah, the mental terrorism of it.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
What you got on.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Gina said that we should do an ask a Urologist segment. Yes,
I have so many questions. Yeah, well, I mean the
viseectomy thing is one thing, but you were were you
wondering about something else?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I have lots of peepee questions.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, So the guy who did my visect me, he's
going to call in.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
That'd be great.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, he's a nice guy, and you get the ladies,
you'd think he's hot doctor. He's tall, dark, super handsome,
so successful. I told you my my wife went in
because you brought me because someone's got to drive, you,
you know. And uh, when we went in for the
visectomy and she was in the room for it. Oh yeah, yeah.
They're able to hang out with that part of it.

(20:07):
So they prep you, they shave you, and and so
you know, doctors like scrubbing up and getting you know,
the nurses are doing their thing and junks hanging out
nice and uh, you know, I could tell my wife's
like really enjoying this.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yeah, he's a good looking dude. I just looked at Yeah, yeah,
very nice.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah. Okay, anyway, so yeah, she's like, oh man, he's cute. Yeah,
And I'm like, all right, so how can I yeah,
how can I embarrass her a little bit? Well, the
doctor says, hey, so, uh, any questions before we get started,
And I said, yeah, I said, my wife's a little
embarrassed about the question, but here's yeah, what's up. She
wants to know I was gonna taste any different. She

(20:49):
wanted to die, but it was great murder. That's not
a murder situation.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now, if he's not available, my urologist does a podcast.
Oh yeah, yeah, where he talks about stuff interesting.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
What you just have endless questions?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yes, about about p P.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, I know a lot of dudes have questions about vasectomy. Something.
Don't tell you once. Once you get it done, man,
you're so happy that you did it. It's one of
those things. And I've had a lot of dental work
over the years, dude, And I'm not a I'm not
a puss when it comes to dental work either, you know,
so I'm not one of those guys who freaked out
about it. I love Novacan, as I've mentioned, No big deal.

(21:30):
The visectomy was less annoying or uncomfortable than a lot
of the dental stuff I've.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Had getting a bridge put in.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I have a bridge, but I've had I've had multiple
root canals.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, New Crowns had to had to, you know, grind
the tooth down.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
And put the new thing.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Doesn't have a dental it's a billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Right in front.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It looks since since we're talking on the subject, did
you see the whole talk about a fail? So the
news was covering this is a dumbass Tyler's team, the
Atlanta Falcons. Oh yeah, so the quarterback for the Falcons
is Michael Pennix Junior, And they put it up on
the screen is Michael Penis Junior. So this is what

(22:18):
happens when you put menace in charge of the graphics
because he loves wieners and also he has a problem
with spelling from time to time. Yeah, so they put
it up there's Michael Penis Junior.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Oh, I'm surprised he's still our friend. Dumbassler's still rooting
for the Falcons because they've been awful and we've been
giving crap about it because he's left teams before.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, and he's like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Leaving the team this year. I'm leaving this team. I
hate it like that, like the past three years.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I hate that me too. It means you're not a fan,
you're not a real fan.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah, the garbage.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
So it's the Falcons and who else? Bort He's he's
standing in there. What do you who's his other Who
is his other team? The Falcons and Cowboys? So it's
the Falcons he's there, Yeah, okay. And then for uh baseball,
it's the Dodgers. Hockey's the Kings. Oh I thought I
thought it was. He had a couple of football teams.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's going to be your next football team.
If we were going to ditch the Falcons.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I didn't have a backup. Oh you're open.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I'm stuck with.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
The Mike vic dogfighting stuff. I stuck with the twenty
eight to three stuff. I'm in it for life at night.
So hey, guys, check it out. He's got a good joke.
About the names of Falcons quarterbacks. Do you want to
lay it on everybody?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:30):
So, if I had a nickel for every time the
Falcons drafted a left handed quarterback whose last name was
one letter away from male Genitalia, I'd have two Nichols,
which is much, but it's weird. It's happened twice.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Michael Kennis Junior and Michael Vick He'll be here all morning, guys,
and both named michaelow one letter away. Pete Davidson says
that all the attention from the media about having a
Big D Energy was embarrassing that and I was I

(24:04):
have I have a clip too. So the Big D
Energy stories started around twenty eighteen when he was dating
what's her name Mary on Ronde and she basically confirmed
it on social media. She's like, oh, he's ten inches right,
Oh that's crazy. Well, well, I wish you know it's radio.
I wish you guys could see it. She's like, I

(24:26):
was literally.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Applying chapstick and that caught me off guard.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
Well.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
He says in his comedy special that she's an evil
genius because she just he said that she just put it,
put it out there for when they break up. And
then girls like want to see it, then they're disappointed.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Right, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
I think she's from Favor.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, So here he is. I don't know
what show he was on. I can't tell what show was,
but here is explaining.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
Now it started to change a little bit, but no
one talked about any work I was doing.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
That hurt. I know, talking about your big he was
on the Breakfast Club. This is from the Breakfast Club. Okay,
because they said podcast was on a podcast talking about
blah blaky.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Now it started to change a little bit, but no
one talked about any work I was doing.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
That hurts.

Speaker 10 (25:13):
It's embarrassing because first of all, it's Hollywood, everybody everyone, Yeah,
everybody's dating everybody. Why are they focusing on me? It's
because I'm not Glenn Powell Handsome. I'm just this dude
that tells jokes that is a drug addict. That stuff
affects relationships, like it was embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Where did they start?

Speaker 10 (25:33):
Who started that room?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, there's Charlotte Mane. Yeah, so Breakfast Club got it?

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Yeah, Okay, it was like the New York Times or something.
When I started dating someone they considered out of my League.
They were like, this guy must have big energy, and
then someone confirmed it.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, dude, come on, I know there's worst problems and
you're an easy way to like settle the score to
show us. Yeah, you hear these guys, they're you know,
big penis cry baby stories, you know.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
And if only he was as attractive as Glenn Powell.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
See that's what he did. He did say. You just
heard it right there, all right, eight seven, seven forty four.
Wooding is the phone number if you want to call
in Friday check ins. Send those on the text over
to two to nine eight seven. Get some more wood
show for your next hang on. This is non a

(26:23):
couple of Parent of the Year nominees, right, We got
one out of New York. Two people picked up their kid,
put them in the back of the pickup truck, and
then headed home. All was well until they were pulled
over because the cops felt the kid was unsafe. Oh yeah,
riding in the back of the pickup truck like that
how we grew up? Well, not quite this way, because

(26:44):
the kid was in the stroller, and they simply put
the stroller with the kids still in it, in the
back of the truck and the uh, And the cops
noticed that while they were driving, the stroller was just
wheeling along in the bed anytime the truck made any
kind of movement, sudden movement. So yeah, they were arrested
charge with endangering the welfare of a child just out
of the back. Should they die, No, they didn't die

(27:08):
thanks to the car. Yeah they were. They were fine.
What makes you think that was a good idea? Now,
riding in the back of a pickup truck? That's super
fun that.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
We got pulled over on St. Patrick's Day for doing that.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's right. We were part of the Saint Patrick's Day
parade in Dallas, and after the parade was done, we
were going back to the gathering point, like the beginning
of the parade route so that they can go their
separate ways, and so everybody's how do you get back there?
All right? Jump in? So a bunch of people just
jumped in the back of this pickup truck. Wasn't that
far to go, and man, this cop literally, yeah, it

(27:47):
was like we were halling ascid. Wasn't a highway or anything.
It was just you know, clearly coming from the parade.
That's why he was there in that particular spot. It
was a side street. It was a side street, and
we were just going I think it was just a
few more blocks. It wasn't even that far.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
But and Woody and I were still mad because we
had to walk.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
The rest of the way. Oh yeah, because there were
there were a bunch of chicks and stuff in, like
the female co workers from the radio station, and so
we were gonna be like, well, we're riding you ladies walk.
We were a real gentleman, you know.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
And they got to take off in the truck bed
and the police didn't care about that.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh yeah, because there was something from the float I
remember there. Go, well, we got to hold it down.
And so they're like, all right, well yeah, you guys
can sit back here.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
So you can secure it. I'm like, well okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Anyway, so Medic and I we we started, we started hooking.
We took our shever legs. How far did you have
to walk? You know what I thought? For us, it
seemed for five miles. No, it wasn't that far.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I know what it was.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
It wasn't that wasn't that close. Menace because we walked
a little bit, thinking like, oh, we'll be able to
get an uber somewhere else closer on here, but all
these streets were closed because of the praise, right, so
we say the train station. We got on a train
and just not knowing what direction or anything else to go,
just got on the train and started going. We got
off at you know where it looked like there was
like a shopping center of some kind of like, all right,

(29:15):
well we're out of the parayed area. We'll be able
to get an uber here. And then we ubered from
there back to it. It was such it was such
a pain in the ass. Remember they left us high
and driving like all right, see you guys, like, I
know where I'm going. So the driver got a ticket.
Then right, no, oh, he just said get out and yeah, yeah, yeah,
get me back there, all right. So there's one parent
of the Year nominee. When I was a kid, we

(29:37):
went camping with this family friends of ours, and we
at the entrance to the campsite, they swapped all this
camping equipment, so my parents' car got full. They had
a boring ass station wagon. So my dad said, well,
on the way to the campsite, just sit on the
hood of the car. We were not in the bed
of a pickup truck. We got to sit on the
hood window did not slip off.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Yeah, I just kind of held on to the side
or whatever, driving through this campground on the hood of
the That was in the days of driving in the
back of a pickup truck.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
You big, you know. I hear these stories about Greg's childhood,
and Greg always talks about how his parents are hard asses.
You know, we're strict, and they are very strict, and
they seem very like, you know, conservative in their approach
to things, and so it's amazing that certain things they
were not strict about. Gregory. Yeah, they had They would
have like too much to drink, Gregory and then make

(30:29):
him drive home. He's like twelve, Yeah, drive your drunk
parents home. Taste they learned it would be ride motorcycles
when I was nine. Yeah. Another Pair of the Year nominee.
This bus driver was asked by one of the passengers
if they could access their luggage. So he went to

(30:49):
the luggage compartment, grabbed the bag. That's this one was
a little bit different though, because it was moving and
they open it up and out pops a two year
old girl, super sweaty but alive, riding in the luggage,
not even in the luggage. I mean, the luggage was
in the luggage and compartment. But the Yeah, so the
cops are called. The little girl's mom was arrested. Now,
what's interesting to point out here is that the policy

(31:11):
for the bus company is that kids to and under
ride for free on their parents' lap. So no word
yet on you know what the kid was doing in
the luggage in the first place, but the mom charged
with child neglect.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Well, it is super annoying to have a kid on
your lap, right a long time.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Luggage Like Hey, I got a good idea, you know
it would be fun. Yeah, We're gonna zippy in this bag.
Yeah yeah, and a few yeah, and you get to
ride in the luggage. My friend and I actually did
discuss like could you mail yourself like just to cross
like from his house to my house kind of thing,
Like if we went down to the post office with
one of us in a box, like in a refrigerator box, uh,

(31:49):
and got delivered to the other one's house, Like if
he got in the box and he got delivered to
my house, Like.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, I mean they've done it, and I mean in
eighteen hundreds they used to mail babies.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
They put them in the little sack. Really ye yeah,
bring that back?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, yeah, save costs.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
But doesn't things don't things get weighed by or sent
by weight? So wouldn't you be paying a ton?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
We were kids, you know, like we were like twelve
thirteen years figuring out these are like dumb kid ideas.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah, what do he technically?

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
You can, right?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Just is it possible?

Speaker 12 (32:27):
What do you like?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
This generation ask too many questions to figure it out,
too many questions.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Well, how do we do this?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
How we do that?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I don't know by doing it?

Speaker 11 (32:34):
I'm curious young in here.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Another story in the news, the Attorney General for the
state of New York is taking Zell to court you
know how you could pay people with Zell, saying they
haven't done enough to protect users from scams.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The lawsuit says that people have been tricked into sending
money through Zell by scammers pretending to be bankrupts, and
victims try to get their money back, often denied, even
though federal law is supposed to protect against unauthorized answers,
they do, warning about one hundred times, please make sure
you have It's like sending a wire transfer.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Yeah, well especially Zell, right, because that's hooked right to
your routing number. Right, it's not a credit card, it's Oh, so.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Zell has to pay fines because you're an idiot, right, Yeah,
Like whenever I Zell somebody, I look a triple check
at triple check.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
In their contexts, the Attorney General says that the platform
gives users a false sense of security. No, it doesn't.
It gives you a thousand warnings.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Yeah yeah, I actually more afraid.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
And it doesn't have enough safeguards in place now. Of course,
Zella is fighting back. They say they follow the law
and they have a lower fraud rate than on credit cards.
So are you gonna outlaw gift cards because people use
gift cards to scam people all the time. Go to Walmart,
ol Dady, I saw one there was this old woman.
She was buying gift cards for Elon.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Musk Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
And this woman was like eighty some years old, and
the cashiers were really trying to help her out there.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Like what are you, what are you?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
What are you doing with these gift cards? And she's like,
I'm sending them to Elon And she had picture because
it was like the email that she was given and
a text thread between her and elon quote unquote and no,
they they didn't good.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Some of my favorite accounts to follow online are people
messing with scammers and they sound like old people and
the scammers are getting so pissed.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, So question, have you seen the ones where
there's this one guy in particular, he keeps like popping
up on on the feed and he is able to
somehow get into their system.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Yes, yeah, he's like a white hat hacker.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Is that real? Is that just a bit?

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Was he really getting into their system?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Like, so he's hacking into yes, and so like he's
able to see them, he hacks into their cameras.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
He goes, Okay, well who's that person sitting next to you?
And like what uh huh, I wonder if those are
real too? What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
He even says like I'm not some super genius. It's
just I'm bored and I have an interest in this,
and I figured out how to do it.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
And he's able to like send a bunch of phony
calls to tie up their phones. Yeah, and they start
getting mad at him, and you already you need to
stop this, You need to stop this right now.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, it's like it's legit because it's cool. There their
security system and you know, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I love that. It's so good the Lord's work. We
had some news about people behaving badly on planes. It's
happening a lot. But over in Canada, this Air France
flight had to make an emergency landing after this woman
started having these health related issues on board. The pilot
gets on the intercom announces, Hey, there's a passenger who
needs medical attention. But there was not a doctor on board,

(35:36):
so they had to land. They divert the plane, get
on the ground, EMTs meet the plane. They take the
woman to the hospital. Now the pilot gets back on
the speaker and uh, and here's what he said happened.

Speaker 12 (35:48):
Hold on, ladies and John, this is your jet of speaking.
Whatever passenger leads medical care. We asked for a doctor,
nobody was on board, So we are now diverging to
the side. John new filmland Canada. Then we will have
to offload the base passenger to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
All right, So that's the first announcement. Hey, sorry, guys,
we have to there was no medical professional on boards.
We have to divert. We're gonna be landing and we'll
get this person to the to the hospital. So then
that all happens, and then uh, and then he gets
back on the intercom to state that this is your
captain speaking.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
They don't be happy to learn. But now a passenger
which we saved your life, and she was agree to
be offloaded through the aircraft.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, she was angry, he announced it. She was angry
that she was being taken off the aircraft, and she
gave him and the rest of the flight flight crew
the fingers, like what were they supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Keep flying?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, screwer.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
She didn't appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, social media loved the pilot's response. Yeah, she gave
them the finger she gave us.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Was that one that we were just recently at airport
and like they're having some kind of medical emergency, Like
we could tell because you know, the fire trucks are
already waiting.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
There and oh yeah yeah, and then our flight ended
up getting canceled because they used they have supplemental oxygen
on the plane, like they had to put like a
mask on somebody give them a uh, and so I
guess they had used enough of it or whatever they
have to replace it. So it's full for the next
flight and for whatever model you know plane that we
had whenever, whatever it was, they didn't have the right

(37:26):
size tank on site at the airports. They put somebody
in a car to drive to another airport that was
like two and a half hours away to go pick
somebody to go pick one up, and meanwhile, like, yeah,
our flights to lay until we just sent him. He
just left. Yeah, but two and a half hours there,
two and a half hours back. And then they said, well,
you know, so the flight will be leaving in approximately

(37:46):
five hours. But here's the best and then they canceled
the flight. Here's the best part though. The medical emergency
guy walked off the plane. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just
walked off. They had all these people there.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Yeah, and he fired dam Lands because he was nice
and oxygenated.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah. I think maybe it was just drunk or like something,
you know, like maybe a pig or something. Oh, that's
the fight that we were with Stanley from the office.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
You offered him a ride turn.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah, it turns out we were sitting next to right
next to me was uh I forget his name now,
Leslie Baker, Yes, Leslie Baker, who plays Stanley.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
On the office, like, dude, do you want to roll?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah? Yeah, because we figured out alternate transportation. I offered
him a ride. I don't think he trusted our faces. No,
it's like these white devils.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
I'm not going I hit a comedian lunel because she
I saw that they follow each other, and then you
saw the message I messaged him, like, dude, I told
this guy he should roll with us. And she goes.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
To a break more wood. He shows next, hang on.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
The Woody Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Executioners at Lincoln Park. That's what they sit right here. Dude,
I heard something conspiracy theory that I had not heard before.
Oh tell me, Yeah, it was on It was on
social and it was because it was it was a
video of Chester from Lincoln Parks rest in peace and

(39:20):
he was doing something and you know, just saw that video.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
I didn't know the context though. It wasn't like warming up, singing.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
And yeah yet and and they're like there's a conspiracy
out there that he didn't kill himself, and that Chris
Cornell didn't kill himself, and that they were working together
on something something to do with maybe exposing a bunch
of like kiddie touchers or yeah, I mean, which I
had not heard. I had not heard that before, about

(39:48):
that one. Yeah, I did not hear about that one.
If anybody can, uh, they have to, I mean, at
least with Chester, he did confirm that happened to him
as a child. Oh yeah. But the inspiracy, because I
was reading throughout the comments and everything else, is that
they I guess Chris Cornell had participated in something, and
he participated in something.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Wait, what do you mean participated in something like to.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Expose, to expose No no, no, no no, no, not
like that, to expose this thing involving children or whatever,
and then for their participation and to keep it from
getting out, they were they were off. Wow, that's that's
the conspiracy.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I mean, are they linking it too Epstein or something?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I'm telling you, I'm not. That's a new one, man.
I felt like I had heard them all yeah, and
I had not, especially doing this job in this format
and everything else, I thought we would have heard that
for sure. That's that's a new one. I hadn't heard
that one yet.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
I mean for that to be real, it would have
to them being them exposing something super high profile.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know as any one of these
theories ever panned out. I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah, website like we haven't found the Yeah, there's a
whole website dedicated to conspiracy theories that end up being real.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Oh really, Yeah, I look into that. Yeah, just google it,
you'll you'll they'll have a list of things. But things
are so wild just in general that I've seen comments
along the lines of, you know, now, it's like you
just got to give it a few years for the
conspiracy theory to turn out to be fact. Yeah, like
before you start seeing evidence that all these people that
were told they were crazy and kind of push into

(41:23):
a corner and everything else, right, you know. And also
we're actually onto something and we're so.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Jaded that once we find out it's true, we're like, eh,
who knew? Like we just nothing like freaks. Anybody out
in reality is so crazy these days.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah. There was a confrontation on a beach in the
Virgin Islands between this woman from Texas and a local
and the argument is over beach access. Okay, okay, So
the Texas woman, by the way, in her super sweet
Texas flagged bikini. Sweet, she's getting snippy and acting like
she knows the rules and laws better than the woman

(41:55):
who lives there. Okay, the Virgin Islands, right, So there
are doing and again it's over beach access. I'll I'll
play the clip and then you can tell me what
you think. Oh, you're gonna put it on the internet.
That's cute.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
I would like she's here on private property.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
The woman is saying it's not private property. She's the local.
So the woman, the other woman who is saying that
it is private property, she's she's the tourist.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Is she like in front of a rental or something?
Yet I would like here on private property. The house
right here in Virgin congratulations.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
The beaches they're not. And you can go to a public.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Say congratulations, that's straight. This is private property.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It is private profit.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
You need to take your things and your kids and
you need to go we're maybe okay.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
So there's so many of these cases.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
So Virgin Islands Loss says no beach can legally be private,
and all beaches up to the water line are public
and must remain accessible for use and enjoyment. That's how
it's written. It guarantees the public's rights to use beaches
and short lines. This happens in Florida, this happens in Malibu.
But what makes you think, as a tourist going anywhere

(43:14):
that you have a better understanding of how things work
in that particular place than the local. Then the person who.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Lives there, well, says rocky, or this is my bease.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
That's what it says. Yeah, some people that make that
argument don't have a case though that's not private because
they're like what Menister is saying, These arguments pop up
a lot, and it's the people that live like in
a beach house and they say, you can't sit here,
this is my property. But it's a hundreds and.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
They don't make it difficult to get to.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
That's or there's sometimes they'll rope it off right, and
that's that's and that's what this is. Like the woman saying, no,
I'm sorry, this is not here in the vergion. I've
lived here for fifteen years or whatever, like, no, it's
it's not private property. But the Texas Bikini lady, well.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
She knows better then the local. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you want to hit us up, you can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
We got some more Woodies show coming up for you next,
hang on the Woody Show. Yeah, insensitivity trending for a
plittingly correct world. That's what we got going on here, Woody,

(44:22):
Greg Mannace Ga Gren, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here. Where can people find you on Instagram?
Morgan me, oh, because I got it back. Yeah, so
i'd opened up Instagram and the shoe. Yeah, like the story.
I'm oh, yeah, look at that. There's a Morgan. Thank you,
Mark Zuckerberg. I'm back on your interwebs. Yeah, he actually

(44:43):
took a brief break. Yeah, at Morgan victory. At Morgan victory.
Nice and you know what, it was.

Speaker 11 (44:48):
Forced, but I suggest taking a break from time to time.
It got me out of the habit of constantly opening
the rolling.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
For over region.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
That's why I recommend legos. Guys, you got to use
both of your hands.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
You can't be on your phone crochet Yeah, not.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Crochetty cool stuff like Lego text you said you're text
over to two ninety seven s is a I was
listening to the podcast. I heard Sammy and Gina singing
that Corny Walker Hayes song, which Dad, there is a
video for that on our Instagram at the Woody shows,
like corny.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
I was literally trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's a corny It is Walker Hayes because he liked
the video. Okay, oh you know what that we have
we have two celebrity likes. Yeah, because when Joe Koy
was here and we sang along to the Boys to
Men's song, one of the dudes from Boys to Men like, yeah,
why do you like the post?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, so we got one and we got Walker hay
don't you Walker Hayes knows that song's cheety though, right,
I mean he's got.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I don't know that that song alone you. I've been
telling you Woody, and that's what he's been saying, no, no, no,
hold on. You should definitely follow him on Instagram. He
all he does all this home improvement stuff. He built
a house from the ground up.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Nice. It's huge, cool, massive house.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I of that song.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I love how you guys are always making fun of
each other like real friends. Due and been listening to
you guys for almost ten years now. Thank you for
all the laughs and relatability through the ups and downs
of life. Me love a bait. That's so nice. Guys,
want to do a Friddy oak. Yeah, I might as well.
What do you show Friday Oki? I mean, since since
we're on the subject training all week, what did I

(46:32):
do with my songs? Okay? I want to make sure
I had that all right? Ma me get the hat,
the top hat of Oh yes, I love to the
top hat of doom feels good?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Everyone? What does it say, mister big to be with you?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
I promise you do.

Speaker 11 (46:58):
Anyone under the age of seventy heard it?

Speaker 6 (47:00):
How dare you?

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
This is like early mid nineties, probably early nineties. Yeah,
hair I was gonna say, is this not hair metal anthem? Okay?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
And they're like in the train, the.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
One who wants to be h Yeah, I know, so okay. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Because I'm like, looking at the lyrics, I'm like, I
don't reckonize.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
So here's here's the thing I realized about these these
Fridday Oki songs. If you don't know the Greg with
the mister Brideside killed it because he knows all the lyrics.
If you don't know all the lyrics, take a break
for like the verses, and then when it gets into
the chorus, so the book that you do know, then
jump in there. Okay, you know what I mean? Absolutely yeah,
I tell us so, Gina grad you're up for this one,

(47:46):
mister big to be with you. Here we go, go
Gina Friddy Friday, ok so excited.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Hold on, little girl, show me what he's done to you.
Stand up, little girl, A broken hot caffy that bad
where is through? It's through a fat will twist of
both of you. So come on, man, come on over,
let me be.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Don't want to show you.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
What you want soup deep inside you fee to.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Just still be the nice to you confide so you
can be on top for one. Wake up? Who cares
about little boat? That up too much?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Job? Set it off?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Go down the game los off ain't out.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So come on, baby, come on out. Let me be
the one inside up rich.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Hello, we can beat together. Baby, you can make my
life with water. I can make you start soon smile doing.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Good job, doing good jobs up really yeah, because we're
all fat. People in the room. Get to catch our breath,
a little sip of water like they're doing concerts, and
they get the towel. Yeah, it doesn't even look like
sometimes you're gonna make it back to the mic standing
time like they're gonna make it by the time the
lyrics start again and somehow they do war through. It's through.

Speaker 12 (50:08):
The b W.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Come on, damon, come on o.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Let me be the one to show you to change
one suit.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
If you.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Can shut up you feel.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Just there time come no one.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Tea sat up.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
To just.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, come on to close it out. Just be the
nest you should get up that high. Let's find out.
Oh nice, nice, you did a great time.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That was Gena's request for what he showed Friday Oki.
That made it into the random hat, the hat of randomness.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
It's very random now, you know.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
All right, So if if you have a request for
a song you'd like to hear for a future round
of wood, he show Friday Oki just texted over to
us over to two two nine eight seven. I mean,
the Friday Oki thing has really taking off. The fan
reaction has been it has been great. Gina, that was
really good. It was good issue not it was really
good professional level singing. All right, we're gonna take a break.

(51:52):
All right, Well it is a Friday hell yeah, and
it is time for some Friday failed storyes man, there
are some really good Friday fail stories. I'm glad you're
here to experiencing them. Thank you for doing that. Friday
Fail Stories, here we go. All right, ladies and jomen,

(52:49):
boys and girls, it's time for your Friday fan story.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
As people fact, they had the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go with him. Somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stinkin mega uber. You know, I think between the Fridday

(53:23):
Oki and then the fan I think we're becoming really
good singers. Yeah, I think uh man to book a
recording set. We are good. Now I will start because
we did mention this one earlier in the week, we
would be remiss, as Greg was saying, if we didn't
hit it in the Failed Stories, It's how that NASCAR
driver Connor Zillas he scored a big win at Watkins

(53:45):
Glenn International, and as he was standing on his car celebrating,
he slipped and he crashed down to the asphalt. I've
got the clip here and if you listen close. I
didn't catch this the first time we played it, but
if you if you listen close, you can hear somebody
in the background just throw out a whoops, which is
kind of funny. Seven career wins. Let's go down to
Mobile one Victory Lane. Dylan on the cage, my GOSHO.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Now look.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I didn't catch it the first time. Yeah, he was
taken away on a stretcher with a broken collar bone. Yeah.
By the way, I didn't know. Dude's only nineteen years old.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Driver.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah, yeah, born in two thousand and six. May one
throw up breath. I know nineteen Yeah, was a NASCAR driver.
There's an F one driver seventeen turned eighteen in the
middle of this, uh this run right now. His name
is Kimmy Antonelli. This that's insane. This connor Zilish guy.
I guess he's really good too. He's already made a

(54:47):
you know, a big, big impression besides you know, eating
it mich Will Trevor be known for.

Speaker 11 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
This one is from Oregon where it was the middle
of the night. This guy noticed four people trying to
break into his car. He wanted to scare them way,
so he he thought, and he thought, and he decided
that throwing a homemade grenade in their direction would be
the best bet. I mean, I like where his head's at, yeah,
but the question is where's his arm? Oh no, I
asked because as he tried tossing the little homemade grenade,

(55:16):
it exploded in his hand and it blew his arm off.
According to the police report, they arrived to find pieces
of his flesh everywhere. He was taken to the hospital,
and once he's out he'll have to lawyer up because
he was arrested and charged with manufacture of a destructive
device and disorder the conductory. Yeah, he did it. Scare

(55:37):
the guys messing with the car. You bet it did.
An exploding arm, but I'm not sure he would tell
you the trade off was worth worth the worth it.
Here's one from just outside of Seattle where this guy
he wanted to get rid of the salt from his diet,
so he went to chat GPT for some advice. I
cut some salt out of my diet. Wise idea. It

(56:00):
told him that sodium bromide would be a solid substitute,
and so he used that instead of salt for three months. Now,
sodium bromide, this is a chemical. It's not a salt replacement.
It's used in pesticide. It was u it was phased
out by the FDA back in the eighties. So slowly

(56:20):
he started noticing like a mix of these physical, neurological
and psychiatric symptoms. Naturally, he assumed, I'm not making this up.
He assumed it was because his neighbor was poisoning him.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Of course, that's the paranoia heart, right.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
So he goes to the hospital and they figured out
that he was suffering from bromide toxicity, and so he's recovering.
But he says he's learned his lesson about blindly trusting
chat GPT for anything. Yeah. Here's another one, another accident.
This one about this sixty four year old dude who
nobody had heard from for a few days. So the
cops they went by to go do a wellness check,

(56:54):
and they quickly found out why they got into his place.
They found him with a crossbow bolt, which is like
a you know, like the little arrow thing that you
used to shoot with the crossbow. He actually called it,
I didn't They called it a bolt an arrow. Yeah,
it's called a crossbow bolt. And it was sticking out
of his forehead. He had been messing around with the
thing and then whoops, pop. So he had been stuck

(57:16):
like that for two days, hadn't eaten or drank anything
in those two days. He was babbling incoherently when they
found him. He was rushed to the hospital, had the
bolt removed. He's in serious condition. Doctors, man, they're amazed
that he survived, saying if it had gone even like
a millimeter further, like he would have died instantly.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
Is it one of those things where it's like the
bolt itself is a thing like like keeping the blood
from coming out, So maybe it'll just start spurting if.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
You But they said, like just a millimeter deeper and
that would have been sailed.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
Remember that episode of Gray's Anatomy where those two people
were impelled on the same pole. We could remove you,
but you're going to die instantly. So they basically were
gonn to die regardless, right, So they just kind of
spent these two strangers spent the last few hours of
their life together with a pole sticking it so hard.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
It was a good show, man, as before I went
off the rails, right, yeah. One of my favorite stories
of the week a back seat ride right from you
know they do like on the I did for the Thunderbirds.
Oh okay, so a back seat ride along passenger on
an F fifteen Eagle fighter jet accidentally ejected from the

(58:29):
plane while it was still on the ground at Barnes
Air National Guard Base in Massachusetts. There's okay, so as
somebody who I rode, I got to take a ride
with the Thunderbirds, and you do a lot of ground
school stuff before, like for hours, like three to four
hours on the ground before you even go up in

(58:50):
the airplane. They're they're teaching you like, hey, if we
need to eject, here's how it works. And I know,
at least with the Thunderbirds, there's like right between your legs,
like right there at the v of your crotch, there's
a big it looks like a big loop, right and
you put your hands on either side of it and
you just pulled directly up towards your chin boom, and
that will that will eject you. So it's it's it's

(59:12):
not like something like oh woos this guy, this guy
had to try it. But there's a there's video on
social media showing the aftermath. The jet is still taxing,
there's smoke puffing out of the backseat, the canopy which
got blown clean off during the ejection, just sitting on
the wing. The dumbass passenger is seen crawling near the

(59:32):
runway next to the parachute. Here is part of the
conversation between the F fifteen pilot and air traffic control
after the ejection. Yeah, we are not going to stay
firm for a ground emergency menimum two hours before anything

(59:53):
would come back on the correct Yeah, so just shut
everything down idiots.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Yeah, you see that though with like some of these
jets that get in trouble on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
You know, but you didn't even have a chance to
go for your flight. Yeah, you had this ride along
in an F fifteen and you blew it. Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Yeah, also for everybody else. They're gonna not let people
do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I mean they will because I guess not the first time.
Oh really, the people who are there for a ride along,
so they end up end up doing something they're not
supposed to do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I followed. You know, I'm not the biggest rule follower,
but I followed every single rule. I mean to the
There was a ton of prep right, Oh of course. Yeah.
They sent stuff like you know, two weeks out, one
week out, four days out, two days out, twenty four
hours out, how to breathe and stuff. Yeah, like how
much water to drink each day? What foods to eat,
which foods to avoid within a certain amount of time. Yeah,

(01:00:46):
but it's crazy, like you know that. I kind of
want to try these racing simulators, right, Yeah, but we
were recently at airport that had a flight something later.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
On.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, they have a flight simulator. Go ahead, Yah, yeah, dude,
I can seehim struggle. I tell yeah, I was trying
to explain where it was. But anyways, so many different buttons,
it was insane. How do you even memorize any of
that stuff? Memorize what?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Then? Because the board that literally this simulator had seventy
five different buttons on it, and then you just sit
somebody that doesn't know how to do anything in front
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Well, I don't know if it's like it's supposed to
be like an arcade game. I think it's supposed to
be a legit flight simulator in that particular case. So, yeah,
all those buttons, like you know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yeah, but so the person sitting in the back, do
they have the Sagamon mount buns?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Yeah, they're gonna hit something by accident.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Not if they follow the instructions touching.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Personally, I want to touch anything. I'll just sit there
and I think I managed not to hit anything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I wasn't supposed to the coolest thing though, is they said, hey,
just off your right knee there looks like a gear
shift like on a Honda Civic. I go, okay, we
just want you to place your hand gently on top
of it. Don't move it left, right, forward, back, Just
place your hand gently on top of it and let
me know when you've done that. I go, all right,
he goes. Now, what I want you to do is
I want you to just almost like subtly, think about

(01:02:06):
just pushing it forward, just slightly, like like you like
almost like you want to move it without anybody knowing
that you moved it. Okay, I go all right, dude.
When I say, I barely touched this thing and push
it forward, I like a pube. This thing threw you
in your seat like it was the throttle, and this
jet just took off boom. You were gone. It was

(01:02:29):
so cool. It's so nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I was at the Honolulu Airport, I was flying to
Maui and they were having jets is basically they were
a part and then they flew straight up in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, that's how we did. On the strict to take off,
there was no, you didn't like barely go you know,
down the runway at all and there straight up, not
even reclimb towards the sun. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
So we sat on the end of the end of
the run we go up. We got cleared for an
unrestrict to take off. I'm like, okay, cool, it goes
you down. I go, yep, let's go whatever you want
to do. He's like, cool, all right. So I'm engaging
the breaks, am engaging the after burner. So we hit
the after burners. As the brakes are locked on the
end of the runway, this whole plane is just go shaking,
like violently shaking, and he goes, are you ready to go?

(01:03:12):
He goes all right, He releases the brake. We go
for lying down the runway and he goes all right.
He goes, I have the nose gear just about to
two feet off the ground. One two three. Here we
go boom, straight up, straight up, straight up, and he
starts the spinning thing. So he's like twirling as it's
going straight up. He goes, all right, man, he goes,
look over your right shoulder, and I looked down over

(01:03:33):
my right shoulder. We got to about fifteen thousand feet
and we hadn't left the airport. The runway that we
were just on was directly below us.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
It was the coolest thing. And he goes, all right,
and so he has kind of let the plane fall
backwards so it was like canop be side down to
the earth, and then he swung the wings so that
now we were like level back up.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
Under no circumstances.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
I go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
That was awesome. Then and then we went to unrestricted
airspace and we did all this stuff, the barrel rolls,
the you know, loopy loops, the knife edge thing. We
did all this stuff. It was awesome. We pulled seven
and a half g's drop bums. Coolest, coolest thing. They
even put my name on the canopy of the of
the Thunderbird.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
It was so cool. If you ever have the opportunity
to fly, I mean in any kind of jet like that,
take it so cool. Menus requesting the text to spell
simulator simulator, Yeah, I just give it a shot. It
has y now right, try s y.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Simulator.

Speaker 14 (01:04:41):
Are you all in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
It's what's up with what's going in SOCO Sports with
Jeff G. Good morning, Jeff G.

Speaker 15 (01:04:58):
Happy Friday. Good morning Woody and good morning squad. Let's
go ahead and start with the Dodgers. They are home
tonight and all weekend against the first place Padres.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
That sounds so freaking weird to say.

Speaker 15 (01:05:09):
Kershaw is on the mount tonight for the Dodgers, Tonight
Demon Slayer hat giveaway, and tomorrow Blake trying in Bobblehead.
Don't forget to catch all the games on AM five
to seventy LA Sports, or of course, on the free
iHeartRadio app. Angels are up in Sacramento taking on the
A's this weekend. By the way, Halos are just five
games back of the wild card right now. NBA schedule

(01:05:30):
dropped yesterday. Lakers get thirty four nationally televised games. No
surprise there. Anthony Davis comes back to Crypto dot Com
Arena on the twenty eighth of November, and Luca goes
back to Dallas on the twenty fourth of January. More
Lakers news, pat Riley getting a statue at Star Plaza
on February twenty second.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
How about the Clippers. They're opening up.

Speaker 15 (01:05:49):
Their season in Utah on the twenty second of October.
Then their first home game is at Friday, the twenty
fourth against the Phoenix Suns. They also get the Lakers
at into a Dome on December twentieth, NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
L Rams and Chargers tomorrow at four.

Speaker 15 (01:06:02):
From so far, and finally, when you show the women
in the WNBA playing a little hardball, the league is
trying to fix this money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Situation that they have. Of course, the women are not
getting paid enough.

Speaker 15 (01:06:12):
The league was trying to raise the minimum salary from
sixty six grand to two hundred and fifty grand, which
sounds like a good start, and then the max salary
in the WNBA would go from two hundred and fifty
grand to a million. But the players collectively said no,
thank you. I say in protest, everybody keep throwing sex
toys out on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
The court until the women get the raise that they want.

Speaker 15 (01:06:33):
Just kitty, Just kitty, it's a joke, all right, Happy Friday, everybody,
have a great sports weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I'm Jeff g and that's your SoCal sports, right Jeff
Ggny The Woody Show, we had a coworker that was
involved in a pretty serious car accident. Horrific, yeah, really
bad car accident. And Morgan want to go see them.

(01:07:00):
How's he doing? Oh I'm going. Oh you're going yet? No,
I was gonna go yesterday all right, because we we
all filled out a card for him. Sea Bass made
sure to point out how much he gave to it
to go fund I gave.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
And Morgan, what did the cards say?

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
The card said, Well, again, I didn't have time to
go buy a card, so I'm just like going through
my drawers at home, and I have, you know, thank
you cards. So the front says thank you and then
it's just blank in the inside. So I just wrote
in big black sharpie for not dying, thank you for not.

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
Doing I would like to point out that Sea Bass
wasn't the only one who donated to the now I donated.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And so did direct I go to check.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Yeah, I think a bunch of people didn't think, did
you guys? Notice when you go to put your credit
card and whatnot, it asks for.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
A tip.

Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
And it automatically put one. You have to actually change
it to put notice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Position your first time donating to it is not and
it didn't do that because it's it's supposed to be
like a nonprofit, so it helps the website.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Right, That's what I said in order to keep this going.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
But Wikipedia going before.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I've seen it on.

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
Wikipedia before, but I was shocked because and then you're right,
it automatically put it on there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Everything's got an opportunity for a tip now a year.
I kind of scrolled up to look like, where's this
coming from? So you did have the option to change
the percentage, and I just went whoop and swiped it
to zero.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
The whole is a tip if you think about it really, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I'm sure they're taking some of the costs out right,
But where does the tip go. It's it goes to
the company, so the website can keep going. But they
already collect, don't They already collect like a portion of it.
They took a percentage. That's how I thought. That's how
they do. I don't know, cause I don't understand how
the ins and outs of that work.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
No, no, I don't believe they do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
So that's the only way they keep The GoFundMe website
tips the same thing with like Wikipedia and something. No.
I understood that one, but I thought. I thought I
was under the impression that Okay, you get to according to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Chat gbt uh it says, I said, does go fund
me take a cut of the donations? Yes, go fundme
takes a small cut and then it breaks it down
with it. It's like it's like three percent or whatever,
so they get they get something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Yeah, not just whatever Greg left for a tip.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
No, No, it's built in so when every time you donate,
that really adds up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Okay, and they have a trillion go funds, Yeah, go
fund me out there three percent of that that's a
huge amount. I'm not tipping.

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
They're gonna make it that because it kind of made
me angry. And then did you do the same thing
as me? After I donated, I refreshed the page over
and over to make sure my name popped up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
Yeah, because like what you always do, just to make
sure you make sure the bartender sees the tip in
the jar.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I want them to see it. That's true, I do that.
I don't do that and go fund me. And I
thought about you, wuddy, because I would see a bunch
of them that said anonymous, and I thought, why would
you would you do that? Yeah? Why would you tip?
And then why would you be anonymous? Yeah? Your name,
I'd be like my name and I put in friendly
like and I tipped, Yeah, just to make sure they
really saw, well, give give him our best.

Speaker 11 (01:10:07):
Well, he's gonna be so happy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
He loves the Woody Show so much. Yeh know, he's
always been. He works at a completely different station of
the building, not even on the same floor. And he's
just a really good dude. And yeah, you know, it
was it was. It was bad, really, I mean there
was like it was all over the news.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Yeah, people had to pull him out of the car.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Yeah, it was crazy. I think they found the people who.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Cool, Yeah, dude, welcome to it. It is the Woody Show,
another new hour intensitivity training for a politically correct world.
My name is Woody. Yeah, what about that weird that's
Craig Goring. We've got Nennis Hi, Cheetah Grad is here, Yeah,

(01:10:54):
Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan's here and she's taking
new calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can that it's a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We've got the d u i Q coming
up here. We'll be getting a contested and you have
a chance to win some stuff. Just guessing if drunk
people know things or not. See you, bess talking to
the drunks out there on the street. I know he's

(01:11:14):
going out to the gathering of the Jugglos, so we'll
have a bunch of audio from that. We always look
forward to the to the audio from the gathering. I
saw pro tips for the gathering just pop up my feet.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
It says, don't pick up any money because.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
There's poop on it. Yeah, Frank, well, yeah, because that's
that's a that's a big thing with the with the
jugglers is show me your butthole, right huge. But it
sounds like a really fun thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
To do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
But yes, nine said they put out pro tips like
that though. Yeah, it's it's super helpful. Is there like
an over under on how many people overdose each year?
Or who gets you're stabbed? Because there's there's like drugs
going on robbing each other with that? How crazy it is?
You honestly don't hear about that? Well, I thought it
was all about love and family. Well they sweep it

(01:12:01):
on a rug. But you hear with like major music festivals,
people dying in over No SeaBASS talked about it. I
don't know if it was last year or the year
before they found somebody dead in their tent. Oh oh yeah,
a few years ago. I don't know. If it was
last year, the year before. But it's an open air
drug market, and everybody's like ripped on god knows what
because all these people are running around and clown stuff.
And remember when they found somebody dead at burning Man

(01:12:22):
and people saw the dude and they thought it was
quote art. Oh yeah, so creepy.

Speaker 14 (01:12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Well, we had the fail stories, and I didn't know
how to put this one in the fail category because
I don't necessarily think, I mean, there's a certain aspect
of it that's a fail. You make the call on
this One's from New Orleans to the Woody Show. Proud
to be heard weekdays there, mornings on all ninety two
to three. Shoutous to everybody in New Orleans. It's also
were these two women. They were at the airport, they
were waiting for their flight. There were a bunch of

(01:12:51):
delays and all of the passengers, a lot of the
passengers decided to book on other flights because it's just
one of those things that that delay just kept going on,
kept getting longer and longer. Yeah, but the ladies they
waited it out five hours and at some point Southwest
changed gates on them without them knowing. Now you would
think that this would be on them, Like you didn't

(01:13:14):
see that the gate no longer had your flight info
and check the gate signage. Well, they couldn't see it
because they're both blind. Southwest apologized attributed the situation to
quote and an inability to locate the passengers in time.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
For rebooking in time after five and a half hours
and vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Right, both women really mad, calling for major improvements in
how airlines accommodate passenger deserves passengers with disabilities. Yeah, I see.
The Southwest offered them each a one travel voucher god
and said a full refund was not available because they
did eventually get on their originally scheduled flight to Orlando.
Now bad outics available. Okay, this is why I don't

(01:13:55):
think it's it's a fail because everybody else got rebooked.
And so when they did get on the plane that
they were even though it was delayed, they got on
their plane, they got to Orlando where they were going.
They were the only two people on an entire Southwest plane. Weird,
I mean, how cool is that? Talk about open seatings?

(01:14:17):
So they won, Yeah, and they got the one hundred
dollars voulture. They still got to where they were going.
It was a delay. Yeah, we've all suffered through delay. Now,
plenty of room for activities. Now, did Southwest know that
these chicks were legally blind? That would be my question. Yeah,
do they have the props? Did they tell them like, oh, hey,
we're blind, we're going to be over here, so if

(01:14:38):
anything goes on, yeah, can you let us know? Come
tell us?

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
But are they constantly making announcements?

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Well, I think your ears broken? Yeah, in this case,
maybe they didn't. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
I think that's what is what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
They didn't make an announcement.

Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
That the gate change, but they usually announced those things
a hundred times, so I didn't know. Is that like
a fail out?

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
It seems fail adjacent fail ish.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, a smidge of fail on their side though. I mean,
if you're blind, you're one hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Come on, Well, they.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Got the whole plane to themselves. That happened to me
one time. It was a billion years ago. It was
like the late nineties. I was getting a connecting flight
back to the boarding school where I was at an
Oregon and so it was a flight to Portland from
like central Oregon, from like the Redmond airport on uh,
you know, not a super huge plane, but a pretty

(01:15:30):
good size of mine. And I was the only person
there was meeting the flight attendant.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Wow, that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I was the only dude. Were you freaked out? Like,
am I in the right place?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
They're like, hey, good news. You're the only part. They
so they had to sit me in a specific spot
because weights and balance. Yeah, I'm like all right, cool.
They're like, hey, yeah, whatever, whatever you need just to
you know, let us know. This is awesome. Be too shy.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
The smallest amount that I've had is five other people. Again,
they had to sit us all throughout the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Well, we got the DUIQ coming up. We'll be getting
your calls to get a contestant on that eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie. Before we get to that. Those
new Polgreg, you're not gonna like it says that people
are drinking less. Yeah, it's been that way for a minute,
right for the starn't into it for the first time
since nineteen fifty eight. More for me. Right, they've been
keeping track of drinking habits since nineteen thirty nine, and

(01:16:27):
fifty four percent of people will have a drink or two. Now,
just three years ago, sixty seven percent of people said
they were drinkers. That number's fallen pretty steep. That's interesting.
More people see it as a health risk, the younger
generation being a big part of the trend. In fact,
Gallup says that fifty three percent of people now think
that even moderate drinking is bad for your health, and

(01:16:49):
that number is up like twenty five percent from ten
years ago. Yeah, Greg, no shade.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
But like as they pull super hard on their vape,
the alcohol's bt for their health.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I know, right, Yeah, that's true. I just assume everybody
drinks or at least has an occasional drink. Yeah, people
don't believe me when I say, you know, I really
don't drink. You barely drink. I'll drink socially. And when
I'm drinking socially, that's not to say I won't have
a bunch of drinks. But the amount of occasions, yeah, yeah,
are limited, are very incredibly, very limited. You can throw back, Yeah,

(01:17:22):
drink tequila like it's going out of all you play
to win.

Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
I'm huge and fat and it doesn't really make you
waste it. No, No, tolerance is pretty high if you
don't get wasted.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
No, No, I am wasting. I will tripping and chatty.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
You're not barfing at that night.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I will get wasted, but I'm not like, yeah, dancing
on the table is wasted. Like you know you're feeling good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Yeah, But I'm with you only on occasions like I'll
have alcohol in my house, I'll just sit there for
years because I don't drink.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I know, I've got so many bottles to tequila in
my house. Hard alcohol in my house will last for
years and years and years. I have one bottle of
vodka that has moved with me five times. I've had
some beard just recently go expired, threw it away. We're
gonna play the Deuyq that's coming up next. If you
want to play eight seven seven forty four Woody is
the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Duyq

(01:18:16):
moving right along here on this Friday morning, and it's
our our dumb ass contest.

Speaker 15 (01:18:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Apparently phones, for whatever reason, are not working. We've had, dude,
There's been a lot of weird stuff happening around here.
Greg's been having problems with his computer. The internet is
dying every weeks two minutes the air conditioning is spotty
at best. Oh yeah, the other day it was a
billion degrees in here.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
Yeah, I got my email quote unquote fixed. It's broken again.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Okay, okay, wait again, so they fixed it. This it
has been broken.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
It's been broken. They quote unquote fixed it, and now
it's back to the little jumpy envelope thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
All right, cool. Yeah, Bory was having some some kind
of issue the other day. Oh yeah, you had to
move in another room or something, right, yeah, one of
the audio cards on my board.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
All right, So we told you to call in. We
told you to call in to play the d U
i Q. And it turns out that the phones, for
whatever reason are not working, so we can't get a contestant,
but we still can play. Yeah. Nothing works here. I
been here for seven years. Nothing works here. I've been
here for But we are still going to play amongst ourselves.

(01:19:29):
Today's dumbass contest, which.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
Is the du.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
We still got a little buddies in studio. Yeah, we
still have Menace and Sammy. Yes, and then uh yeah,
there's no no prize today. You can play along at home.
It's like an exhibition game. It's a preseason game. You know,
it doesn't really count for anything. I felt so bad,
by the way, even though it was a kick against
the Steelers. The guy in Jacksonville, their kicker, he had
a seventy yard field goal, which would have been the

(01:19:54):
longest field goal in NFL history. But because it happened
in a preseason game, it does count. Yeah. The previous
record I think is like seventy or no, I'm sorry,
seven sixty seven yards. I'm gonna have to do something
about that because these kickers they're gonna get to like
seventy seventy five. Yeah, same, awesome. It was me is

(01:20:15):
like I could do that. What's his name, Chris not
Chris Tucker kicker Justin Tucker from the Baltimore Ravens who
has since been canceled because he's he has like kind
of like Deshaun Watson sas freak. Yeah, another massage. What
we talked about that open your ear dumps. Yeah, you
just ignore all the good football news man. Yeah all right,
so do u IQ. You can play along. But it's

(01:20:37):
the same as it always is. He mask goes out
and talks to a drunk person, asking them some really
easy as he says, it's the easiest. Yeah, and so
you just got to try to get two out of
three if you're playing along, just guessing if they're going
to know it or not in order to win. We
have Sammy and Menace who are stone cold sober, and
they're gonna be taking a guest at these questions as well.
And who is this person here for the dui Q?

(01:20:57):
It is Stefan. Yeah, she's gonna tell us about how
many drinks she can remember having and also about what
her plans are with her sweetie. All right, here's Stefana Sefania.
What if you had a drink tonight?

Speaker 7 (01:21:08):
WoT the Gila shots?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Hippees? How many drinks would you think you had? Twenty? Hell? Yeah,
like fifteen? So are you married?

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
I'm married almost almost?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I'm I have a boyfriend. Oh why do you love
your boyfriend? Wait a minute, which is she went from
marriage almost and now it's his boyfriend. She went from
twenty plus drinks or whatever it was down to fifteen.
You guy, I've been talking to Yeah, shows she can
see the future.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Hello, Okay, oh my god, no, because he gave me
my citizenship.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
So he's American. What country are you from? Originally? I'm Mexico.

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
I can't see hello where Choppo's from.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
You think about how Choppo he's cool? Yeah, super cool.
I tech the older are saying vodka, vodka, a kid
that's like half my family.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
I mean, if you ask anybody in the towns that
they're from, like these drug kingpins.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
They're beloved. That's how the model, that's how what he
bulger works. Everyone got free turkeys on Thanksgiving. Yeah, and
I wonder why, because nobody wants to die yet. Next question, Oh, no,
he sucks, he's the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Country.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Why. Oh, because he's so great?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
That's Stefania. We'll guess if she knows it, and then,
of course if Sammy and Menace will know it. Question
number one, what are two countries that used to be
in the Soviet Union? Two countries that used to be
in the Soviet Union. She's obviously not from an area
close to there, but it's world history. Okay, whatever, Yeah, yeah, don't.

(01:22:54):
I'm done.

Speaker 6 (01:22:54):
I'm done. I'm done talking.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Just I'll say no force Tofana and then uh no
for sweeping, for no, no for both Sammy and Menace.
Triple triple trips. No, triple no, they're still thinking. I'll
give them a second to uh, to work on their
answer before I have them guests on Stefanya. I mean,
look at them, look they're like do I want to

(01:23:16):
write them all down right now? Sammy, Sammy, do you
think this Stefani is going to know it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
No, menace? What do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I question number one for the d U I Q,
what are two countries that used to be in the
Soviet Union? Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
The Ukraine and god, what's the other one? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
God, the Ukraine? The Ukraine and uh, I'm gonna say
Nova Scotia, but that's not right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
I want to say, no.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Please thanks for talking to Ukraine. Okay, let's okay, Ukraine
and Ukraine, Ukraine, those are two different places. One's the Ukraine.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Remember the little Pata girl the US America?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Right and like such as, yeah, you can't think of
what you're thinking of?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:24:08):
Okay, se Sammy, Uh USSR in Czechoslovakia, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Good guesses? Good USSR. I don't know that don't exist
in Croatia. Akaysia is the one Clasia?

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Croatia? Good guess what does the USSR stand for? Sammy?

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, it's in a Beatles song.

Speaker 13 (01:24:25):
That's what I doesn't exist anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Right, which doesn't? Which was the question? Right? Yeah? Wow,
no love for me? Estonia, Yeah, Lithuania.

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
No, No.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
And then it's all you had to do is say
Ukraine and Russia and you would have gotten Oh, I
got city.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
Well I thought everyone was going to say Russia. No
one was going to be able to think of anything else, right, Yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Right, let's say Stefania does she know? Question number one
d y Q. There are two countries that used to
be in the Soviet Union, Vakia and Germany. Germany and
they drink and o'll cook. Oh october Fest. Yeah, Slovakia
in the region, but not a former member of the USSR.

(01:25:16):
All right, well now we're looking for babe. All right.
Question number two d u i Q. Grover Cleveland was
the twenty second and twenty fourth what okay? Can I
start sure quick glory? Yes to Medas, Okay, okay, yes
to sam oh no to Stefania. I will second that, Greg, Right,

(01:25:37):
I agree with Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
I think yes to Sammy, no to menace. Notice Stefania,
and I will say without giving any clues, there's a
reason why this is a timely question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Okay, I can't think of why that would be. I'm
trying to think of. Okay, well, I guess we'll find out.
Menace and Sammy, do you think this Stefania will know
the answer to question number two?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
No, no, Let's see how you guys do. And Sammy,
We're gonna start with you this time. Grover Cleveland was
the twenty second and twenty fourth? What president Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
I put president as well?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
President of what they say?

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Okay, guy, you know it was so easy that I
was like club for men I was questioning myself.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I'm like, wait a minute, and he like, now, why
is it timely?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Guy?

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
He was brought up recently?

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Why what do you think they might be?

Speaker 12 (01:26:24):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Way?

Speaker 12 (01:26:24):
Am I?

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Was what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Why was Grover Cleveland the twenty second and twenty fourth?
Is that what I said? Yeah, that'd be timely for today? Uh,
I don't know. I mean because Trump had one, because
he's the only prior to now, he was the only
non consecutive president then came back to the second term.
Even back then, people were like what Cleveland?

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Question number two? See how Stefani does here?

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
On the d u i Q.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Grover Cleveland was the twenty second and twenty fourth.

Speaker 9 (01:26:54):
What Cleveland, Cleveland, Ohio? I went to Portland for it.
It's someone next to Cleveland and all Seattle they drink beer.

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Yeah, they those states do border each other.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
She is really on top of the whole, like beer
October fasts.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, all right, well she didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Get that one right, She's oh for two. Come in
fixing Gena's email.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Question number three four the u i Q. What are
any three of the world's deserts? Okay, any any any
names internationally recognized desserts deserts?

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna what I'm thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
I was like, I can only think of two.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
But now I'm gonna yes to Menace again, and I'm
gonna ask to Sammy on this and notice to find
you again. I'll say no to Sammy. I'll say no
to many really noticed Fania.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
Yeah, this is also trips no for me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
This travels quite a bit. But he did think the
Thames River was the ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
It's in the name.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
If you look at the map, you're standing next to it.
You can't see the other side. Way you can what's
it by then?

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Rain water in rivers? Okay, you guys still working. Yeah,
I'm gonna ask you guys about Fania first. Maybe I
should change yeah, yeah, would you like to lock in
your answer? You gonna change your's? Also? Does sea level work?

Speaker 10 (01:28:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
You said three?

Speaker 14 (01:28:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
You know what I'm gonna stick with you do it
just for fine? Look at me having all this Sammy
and Menace, he thinks to Fanya will get the answer?

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
No, no, I'll give you a hint. There are There
are thirty three at least going to wikipedes potential answers,
so only ten percent or less than ten percent? All right,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think she's gonna get it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
No, no, okay. Question number three Menace, this time will
start with you. What are any three of the world
olds deserts.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Mohave desert, this Sihara desert or Sahara how every want
to say it? And then the Egyptian desert.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Those will note those answers.

Speaker 13 (01:29:14):
Those answers, Sammy, I have the Sahara desert. I as
well have the Egyptian desert too. In the Arabia desert,
there were two Lourens of Arabia.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Now do you think the Sahara might be different than
the Egyptian desert somehow? No, you say, what about the
Great Basin Desert? But I know that because that's why
I got my frost bite in the middle of the
Great Basin. Yes, that is the Nevada Utah. I only
know because it got frost bite.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Don't forget.

Speaker 14 (01:29:45):
And the always the surprise answer always, of course is
the Antarctic favorite desert, and the Arctic has one too.
The largest Andara Arena desert Arabian is number four. I
didn't know that by size, Australia are great Australian. Technically,
go be Gobi Kalahari.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Get in Chihuahwa.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
What about the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Joshua Tree desert that's part of the desert Palm desert?
All right, all right? Question number three for Stefana d
u i Q. What are any three of the world's deserts?

Speaker 9 (01:30:21):
Sir Haarah, Arizona, Mixical Iraq.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Keep going to the desert? What did you see right
across the border?

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
I mean, like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
All right, I like where her head's at? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Right, wait, quick question, would Palm desert really be considered
the desert.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
I think it's just the name of the city.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Oh yeah, I know it'sitting in the city, right, So
it's like a separate little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
It sits in what it isn't in the it's what's
the desert, right, mohammi?

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Is always that part of the mohammi Okay, which is
like like the Egyptian would be part of the Sarah Sarah.
Yes see, that's how you play without a contestant because
the phones are dead and nothing works around here.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
That do you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Hope you did well playing along and home. We're gonna
take a quick break more. What a show is next?
Hang on back in a minute show all right, rapid fire,
Agree or disagree? Marriage is overrated? Agree to disagree, disagree, disagree, disagree?

(01:31:33):
I totally agree. Yeah, And I'll tell you why. We
talk all the time about how like why can't you
just look at Greg and Mario live together, have a
great relationship, operate as a team as without all the
legal stuff that the state gets involved in and the
other nonsense that that filters into it. Get tax breaks. Yeah,

(01:31:53):
you can take care of that in a will or something,
you know. Yeah, I'm saying, like, have the relationship without
the business agreement. Yeah, you don't have to have the marriage.
It's not overrated, all right, Well, Sammy, you were married
at one point. Marriage overrating. Agree or disagree? I actually
disagree on this. Disagree.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I agree. I agree, nothing changes. Yeah,
reading is better than watching TV. Agree or disagree? Agree, disagree?

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
I disagree. Yeah. It looks like something like when I
see somebody like you know, sitting there with a book,
like it looks like something that would that looks like
it might be enjoyable, and then you try to do
it and I'm like, I'm out. I just don't have
you know what it is. I don't have the attentions
be on the patients like you know. All right, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
And now just watching TV without your phone is considered
high brow?

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Yeah? True? Yeah, how about this one? People are too
obsessed with sports? Agree or disagree? Some people agree. Yeah,
but you can say it about anything. Swap out sports
with you know, comic books or you know some of
this other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
K pop yeah, yeahs favorite politics Yeah yeah, politics.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
I disagree.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
If you like it, go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Disagree, all right, Agree or disagree? Man, I'm starting with
you tacos are better than burgers. I think you your
favorite taco, best taco ever. Yeah, compared to in your mind,
because that's all you know, arbitrary. Yeah, best taco you've
ever had compared to best burger you've ever had. It's close, Yeah,

(01:33:27):
so close.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Oh I like tacos, more tacos yet, agree, so many
more variations.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Disagree Burgers rule over tacos, all right, Agree tacos better,
tacos better.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Disagree burger is better, burgers better.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
You know, it's so close. I've had some really good
tacos and that is one of my go tos, right,
and I like I like more of the street tacos
on the corn, you know, yeah, because there's many different
kinds versus burgers. Yeah, I've heard of talking like fast
food tacos, like crunchy tacos. It's fine, Like they're they're good.
I love them, I'm saying. But like you know, I
wouldn't say in jail a roll better than a burger,
but best taco compared to best burger I've ever had,

(01:34:04):
I'm going with the burger. Yeah, oh yeah, agree or disagree?
Art museums are boring. Agree, I disagree. I love them
art museums, I do you do? Yeah, modern art not
my thing, but a regular museum.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I like the vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
I told I told you I went to the Louver
in Paris and it's like some super impressive art and
then some I'm like, I can think that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
You know, all right, Sammy Agreer disagree. I don't think
I've been to an art museum ever. Museum I've been
to like a couple. I've not been to a lot.
I've been to a bunch of different museums, Smithsonian.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Natural History.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
I just think back in the day, not everybody had
access to like paint and stuff. And then so if
you did paint, deal, Yeah, it was like watching TV.
Let us do what you think on the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Uh, phones still kind
of jacked up.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
But yeah, we'll le'll just tell you to call it
if he gets through it gets through eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, We're gonna take a quick break. More
Woody shows, next, hang on, sit tight more, next show
show more fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had goneree
a few times, and I'd say I haven't had gone show. Well,
that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do

(01:35:26):
it for today's show. That's it for the week everybody. Yeah, yeah,
what a week time wrapping in the weekend full show
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guy who's mostly in charge of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
That was a really long pause I just don't even
want to mention it anymore because I don't know if
we're gonna win that battle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Well, you know what, people still text all the time. Anyway,
Get caught up in the full week of shows on
the Woodie Show podcast back on Monday, all news show.
Well in the meantime, anthing you got for it? You
can leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four wood He is the phone number there. You
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for us at the Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg

(01:36:12):
Gory parting words of wisdom. Please remember that the worst
time to have a heart attack is during a game
of charades, because everybody's trying to guess yeah instead of
getting your help. Yeah, Like yeah, you're choking having a
heart attack. Pretty bad timing, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory Suwi, thank you so much for giving the

(01:36:33):
Woody Show some of your valuable time this week. You
know we'd love to appreciate you for that. Rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Monday.
Have a great day. SMD Doublem Bye, a great Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
You mother,