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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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That's Tuesday. That's not super exciting.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Oh no, yeah, it's August the nineteenth, twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
So, uh, this story I've been meaning to get to.
It's really under a a that sucks umbrella, but it's
his story involving a fun accent. So dude in southern California,
it keeps getting his plane stolen. Yeah, so it keeps
getting taken out for a joy ride and then it
shows up at a completely different airport. The name of

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the owner is Jason, And here is the owner and
a rep from the Elmonty Police Department talking about finding
the stolen plane at a different airport. Again warning, fun
accent ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
And come back to do the same walks. But the
age of your game.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's just parked out in the tarmac, unoccupied, and in fact,
it had a chain from the airplane down to the
bolt on the ground.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, so that's just a tied down.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Those aren't locked or anything, that's just a tie down
so jet you can just unhook it and whatever and
get and get going. Apparently it was a woman and
she took the plane, flew it and then and also
I did like a repair really.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Kind but then just it landed at a different airport. Yeah, right,
he keep it getting plane story.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Again, knowing the procedures, would he now that you know
how to do this, how can you take somebody else's plane?
And then would she not be in contact with the
ground because you have to always be on in contact
with the towers. Right, So she says, you know you
identified by tail number? Correct, Correct, that's just the plane.
But they don't know who's in the like they don't
know that it's you flying. It's not like that's not

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your plane. I does have a set of keys.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yes, that's the thing I got. So I'm not sure
like she hot wired? Did she?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Did she hot This is not like some big, like
super technologically advanced plane. It's you know, it's a basic
like I think I think it was cess. That's pretty
much a lawnmower with the wing.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, when you put the key in the plane, this
is gonna just pure ignorance. Do you turn it like
a are or you push a button. Fired up, you
literally go like and started the plane.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
The plane I'm getting is a push button start. Okay,
but yeah, the same same idea, so they do.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Have both similar to cars.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Button it was just button you kind of prime, you
kind of prime the engine and then you started and
once it catches, you have to give it like you
know thrust. Well, no, it's it's not thrust, but like
it's called the mixture, like so the air mixture with
the fuel and everything else, and then it just catches
and it goes that's graz and then it starts up
and then you know, you have to do some some
run up things to make sure the engine is all

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ready to go.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And do all planes have keys? Yeah, of some sort.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, Okaykay, this is the Sammi question because she watches
a lot of Hallmark movies. Yes, what if this ends
up being like a meet cute, like they end up dating,
Like you're the one who still keeps stealing.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
My plane with this guy? Yeah, like you think that's possible.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
It could be depends on what they're stealing the plane for.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Guy he's a retired guy. I don't know if he's
looking for love anymore, wouldn't he because he already has
his love. It's his airplane. That's all he wants to do.
He wants to be left alone.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
She also shares the love for airplants as.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, getting free repairs.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And come back to walks. But they are missing a game.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
It was just part of missing again.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Sounds like an inside job, like somebody who works at
one of these airports or mechanics.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, I got it. That suck story. You can you
hear the story?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Man? This is terrible. The Russian model, the TV personality,
former Miss Universe competitor. How would you say you can see?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Al Alexandrova.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, so she died.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
She and her husband were in a car crash with
a moose on the highway. The moose went through the
windshield and slammed into her and she didn't survive her injuries.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
But uh yeah, thirty years old. That just happened over
That happened over the weekend.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Man.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
That Yeah, I saw the post. I didn't realize it
was a moose.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, went through the moose went through the windshield.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, Alexandrova.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah, when we were in an Alaska, I was hoping
to see a moose, because I've never seen one in person,
and people who have seen them tell me that they're
three times bigger than you. Never their massive experience. Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
A media rite crashed through the roof of someone's house
in Georgia. This happened back in June, but's been identified
as a four point five to six billion year old rock,
so older than the Earth itself.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Was so weird.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
It was caught on video confirmed by NASA somehow. There
were no injuries from the incident. You can sell that
for bag. Yeah, house, Yeah, I mean, but still, I
mean that sucks.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
I mean it sucks.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Media riite crash into the house. And then there was
another story about I guess they were doing some work
and they were installing some new phone polls, and so
they had this crane that they were using to do
this work and the crane fell into this person's house.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Oh that sucks. And the name of the family is
the Crane family. I look it up. Look it up.
I swear to you. I think it was Virginia say,
crane crashes into Crane family house.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I do know the Crane family. And they were they
were lifting telephone poles into place, and the crane fell
over into the crane house. My friend Frasier's last name
is get it. It's just getting yeah, just it just
it just happened last week, is the story. Yeah, there
was a video I saw where these guys they were

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doing all this work and you know, they were trying
to uh, what.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Do they call it? Fell a tree?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Fell? Is that? Is that? Technically? How you say it?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Right?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Like that's correct? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
So they're they're they're cutting this tree down, this big
old tree, and you could tell these guys really thought
they knew what they were doing. It kind of reminded
me of the story that Greg told. Remember you you
hired some guy to come cut a tree down, and
you guys almost.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Died mega budget. Yeah, because Greg is trying to save
like four dollars, trying to save like four hundred dollars much.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
He got this guy and he was gonna he was
gonna fell this tree that Greg had, and they put
ap around it and he told Greg to pull it
in this direction.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Here, hold this rope.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm still standing like fifty feet away, and I'm holding
this rope as tight as I can, pulling the branch
towards me while he cuts it. He thinks, oh, it'll
just kind of fall right in front of him. No,
it was it went flying and missed my head by
I don't know so strong. I was pulling too hard,
almost ripped that.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
She was trying to save four cents something like that.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, between four and seven cents or something.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Anyway, So the video, I was watching these guys and
they're they're very you know, they have all this stuff,
and it's big ass tree next to this house, and
there's all this space around all other areas well. When
the tree finally started the fall, the one direction they
didn't want to fall is the direction that fell in, right.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
It just cooked this entire house out. Oh God, and
the family that lived there was the tree, the tree family.
Did you find the story?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, no, I haven't done it.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
You It said crane meets crane.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Now that's irony.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Another story in the news where this guy he ended
up in the hospital after he noticed he had some
puss discharge coming from his torso no chest pain, zero
chest pain, no difficulty breathing.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
All his vitals came back normal.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
They sent him in for an X ray and that's
when they figured out what his problem was. You guys.
What turns out this guy was in a fight. Now
this is over a decade ago, and during that fight
there was a knife blade left in his chest. So yeah,
in his chest it like broke off, I guess. And
here at his eight years later, the blade that was

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lodged in there was just stuck in there. He had
didn't hit any major organs obviously, so he never noticed,
Like nobody noticed that you had a knife blade now
broken off into your Torso.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
A good question. Anyway, he had surgery to get it out.
He's gonna be fine.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
That's crazy, but it just got infected after almost a decade, right.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah, Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
We had this really large gentleman coming to the studio
once on the show that I worked on and they
won consert tickets. So we threw darts into his back
and he didn't even feel it. Oh yeah, dude, super fat,
so jugg of you. Well, so back in the day,
it was a Bloodhound Gang. Bloodhound Gang came in. I
was doing an interview with him and they were they
were Wacky Doodle and uh, they wanted me to throw

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darts and one of the guys in the band they
wanted me to throw darts in his back. I'm like,
I'm not doing that. They go, well, why I go?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I said, I just I just don't feel comfortable. I said, well,
what if it hits his spine?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Right, you know, and like something happens. And so what
they did is they they went and found I don't
know where they found this at the radio station. They
found like a like a yardstick.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Oh, and they put it like directly over his spine
and then had me do it.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now I'm comfortable and so I threw it and I
could barely touch into the fell to the ground. They go,
and then one of the other guys grabbed the dart
and like really whipped this. It's stuck right in his back.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
He's like, yeah, the guy that we were thrown at,
he was like three hundred pounds.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was like, yeah, didn't affect him. But it was like,
did you do it?

Speaker 10 (11:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Yeah, he's got buried some medical marvel.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And here one more that suck story over to England.
This guy and his wife they were just landing in
bed and the wife decided that she wanted to try
to get in some sexy time, but the husband wasn't
feeling it. And the wife didn't like that because you know,
women are used to getting what they want when it
comes to that stuff, when they wanted. So she didn't
like that, and she responded by grabbing her husband by

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the balls and twisting them that bitch. There was a
lot of blood. Oh no, the cops were called. The
husband ended up in the hospital. The wife was arrested,
but get this, the husband refused to cooperate and so
she walked free.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
He's in an abusive relationship. He's absolutely being abused. Yeah,
like more than we probably know.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I don't know why you would tolerate that.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
That's dirty fighting.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Yeah, some guys think they can never get laid ever again,
and the relationships.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
They're probably not wrong, but still it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
So I had remember that girl that I dated at
the radio station, Yes, And I made some joke that
she didn't like her whatever, and she went to go, like,
you know, kick me or.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Punch me in the balls.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, man, Like I've never hit a woman, but I
came close and I got right in her face. I'm like, hey,
I understand, like you might not like something I said,
but if you ever do that again, I'm putting you
through the goddamn wall.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I was.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I was like nose to nose with her, and I'm like, yo,
I took a deep breath. Yeah, Winston, a little bit
of pain, but like what a dirty like you're an
adult and you're like you're like punching somebody and kicking
something like you weren't being attacked.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
She just didn't, you know. She was like, oh my god,
she like tried to, you know, punch me or kick me.
I forget what.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
No, it wasn't like it was a forum like you know,
like punch or kick. I forget exactly what it was
at this point. But man, it's like you have to
have so much restraint in that moment. Just your reflexes
make you want. Well I had and I didn't. But
I'm like, dude, next time, try that again, I'm gonna
put the goddamn walk.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I get that because I had to learn from doing
because as a joke, I barely grazed a dude, a
friend of mine one time, like a little sack tap nothing.
He dropped, and I was like, oh my god, what happened.
He's like he said he could feel it in his
stomach for like an hour. So I was like, Oh,
I did not realize it was that big of a deal.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Can't do that again.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
There's nothing equivalent for a woman, right, we've talked about
that is there, like well like a cramp bunch. No,
I'm saying, but like you know, like getting hit somewhere,
like it's not going to feel good. It's not going
to feel good, but you could push new people through
that thing.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
What about like ton in Tokyo do that.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Like nipple twisters?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Isn't what it was called?

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yea, well it was called purple.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
But I have idiots, so I wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Well, yeah, hard to grab that way. Yeah, safety nipples.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Even want to take even when it's out of fun.
Or I knew this one couple who we were so
wrestling with each other annoying go up behind him like
hit him on the head and then he would tackle
her over the couch.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And my god, our foreplay.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Hopefully your day goes better than all of these stories
that we just share with you. You'll feel a little bit,
a little perspective, a little filled, a little better about
your day, whatever's going on.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, I hope my plane doesn't get stolen. I hope
my nuts. Don't get half twisted off.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Phones are open eight seven seven, Woodie, you can text
us over to two two nine eight seven. All right,
welcome back everybody. Hey, Yeah, today is National Aviation Day.
You guys figured out I would share that with everybody.
Ripping it down, Mega rip Today it's International Orangutang Day.

(14:44):
And Greg a couple for you. I know how much
you love potatoes. It's National Potato Day.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I appreciate that, I really do.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
And National soft ice Cream Day. Okay, things. I did
see something at the grocery stort I've never seen before.
They sell soft IRV in the ice cream aisle. How
do Yeah, I don't know what the brand was, but
it was It said soft Serve ice cream and it
was it was in there.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
I've never seen stagnant soft serve. I thought you had
come out of a worlea right, That's that's.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
What I thought.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
But I'm like, maybe maybe doing it yourself. I don't
want something.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe I'll maybe I'll try that.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, let us know when you taste please, can you
see it on the like Blue Bunny has some cups
frozen cups that I'm seeing.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, now this was was it? Blue bunny. I don't know,
I don't remember. I want I don't want to from
the tap. I would'd be cool to have an ice cream,
like a soft served ice cream ice c on draft,
like how some guys will put like a keg, like
a like a beer tap, like a cager raider. Yeah, Greg,
and I will put like soft served ice cream in

(15:49):
the house. But in the studio.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I told you my buddy used to he was a
sales guy for radio. He would call on Wendy's at
their corporate headquarters and he would go to meet with
the guy who was the director of marketing. And in
the waiting room for this guy, they had a frosty
machine and they had it was just unlimited frost So
like he would grab the world's biggest coupy give on
like the for the drinks, like the soft drinks. He'd

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fill it with frosty. He would house it before the meeting.
Good and the guys knew that he was coming, like, oh,
here comes Kevin. That's it's doable, all right, menace. What's
happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Well, Pete Davison says that he got in trouble with
NBC after canceling his own show. But kiss, did you
guys watch that it was on? It was on Peacock.
It was like a exaggerated version of his life. I
really enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
But he canceled.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
It himself because he said that he didn't want to
do any more storylines involving his personal life.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
And you know who he's hooking up with. Why would
he agree to mental health and stuff like that, because
I think he signed on to it before that stuff
got way out of control with all the areas.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
Yeah, so he got kind of tired of it, but
he did feel bad that, you know, he was self
canceling the show.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
So he did pay like all the workers so they
would have some money.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
So that's pretty cool. Now, how about this. Have you
watched this show? It's gonna it has season two. It's
Chris Hemsworth. It's called Limitless. It's a national geographic. It's
on Disney Plus.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm interested by the promos I'm seeing. Yeah, he's doing stuff.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
Yeah, so he does like, you know, he climbs mounds
and you know he's a total badass. Yeah, he does
have one episode where he plays drums for Ed Sheeran
and he said that was the scariest one because it
was out of his comfort zone.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
A couple of getting together.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
It was in front of it was in front of
seventy thousand fans, and he got really nervous.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Guys played drums.

Speaker 9 (17:50):
But I mean, if you're that good looking and you're
messing up on the drums, you're like, oh, that's sy.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
You really wanted to do it, guys.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
But yeah, how about some that you think is super
hot Greg me Lacunas, who you would.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Go straight for? I would? She still stands up. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
There's this interview going around with her on how she
had a diet for Black Swan that was super crazy
where she only drank bone broth for three months because
she wanted to be super skinny to be believable as
a ballerina.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Now she would die.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
She got down to ninety five pounds.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
She's five to two.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You guys seen that movie Black Swan? Yeah, yeah, it's
essentially a horror movie. It's hard to watch.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
And a horror movie. Yeah, it's kind of funny.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
Do you know what's kind of crazy? Where I saw
that movie was at Pixar headquarters.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Oh really?

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Yeah, because every Friday for all their employees. They would
have like the newest movie out and there, and they
were showed in their private movie theater and I got
invited to go. I said, oh, I'm gonna go to
Pixar and that was the movie that they're showing. I
was like, whoa, that's kind of crazy. All right, have
you seen any of these photos? Keep photos keep on
coming out of Logan Paul's wedding, like Como.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
On my radar.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
I did see one picture.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, you weren't.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
All the most annoying people of the internet were there
and h but this is what I thought was kind
of odd. And does this happen a lot? This is
La Cuomo is actually the same place or Como sorry
Lake Como is the same place that he proposed to
his wife Nina at so do a lot of people

(19:31):
like get married in the same place that they proposed that.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I don't know, I know, I mean, it's.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
A badass place to get married, don't.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'd be happy to go back there.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
It's absolutely beautiful, but I don't. I didn't think that
happened too often.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. Yeah, it's a destination
if it's that.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
See I wish we would have done that.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
I wish we would have done a destination thing and
kept it super small, just like parents, siblings, and then
maybe just a couple of friends and just kept it
at that. I mean, I think about all the money
that was spent.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Yeah, like what a cool, like kind of fun trip
he could have made. Other people wouldn't have felt bad,
you know, because it.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Sounds, but I think making the guest list would be
so difficult, really strong. Think you want to pare it
down and pick only a handful of Look, then you think, well,
if we're gonna invite him, I gotta invite her.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
No, No, I would said that.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
I think that gets rid of all that stuff, because
you go, we're doing this destination thing. I don't want
to burden everybody with like having to travel somewhere. We
can do like something later on, like we'll go to
have a dinner or something, and we're just gonna do
a small And.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
People are like, good, yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
They don't they don't want to travel. They don't want
the awkwardness of saying like, no, we can't make it. Well,
to put it in perspective, not want to spend the money.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Let's say I don't know. I'm just throwing it on.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Let's say your wedding costs forty thousand dollars, right, can
you imagine going on a forty thousand dollars vacation like
that seems mind blowing?

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Forty five that's exactly eight of them. Yeah, that'd be
super goold. I'd much rather.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
I'd much rather than Yeah, this is a badass destination.
And I'm assuming like if you invite people, some people
are like, I'm not going to pay to go.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, likes can say like, oh, we're getting married in Japan. Yeah,
how many people want to go?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Do that?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Right?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I do.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
What I'm saying, Like, how many people would actually like
self selecting group? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I got invited to one in Norway and I couldn't
find the hell no box?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Was it about the travel or was it about Norway?
Both to Norway for a wedding? Who was like a
friend or a family member? Like a family friend, a
family friend? I said, hell yeah, hell no, dog? All right,
time were your birthdays?

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Showy, We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
She was like, it's shiver and you.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Know you don't do what amble to start with the
celebrities having birthday to former President Bill Clinton, who was
seventy nine years old today, John mother f and Stamos Hell.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, it's his birthday today. He's sixty two.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Kevin Dylan Johnny Drama on Entourage, He's sixty years old today.
Actress Kira Sedgwick is sixty. Rapper Fat Joe, who's no
longer fat. He's a fifty five. Jennifer Morrison, doctor Allison
Cameron on House is forty six. Ellen Katowski, who played
Carl Gallagher on Shameless. If you watch that show twenty

(22:21):
six today, actor Peter Gallagher, who played the dad on
The OC and you also know him from American Beauty,
He's seventy years old and your porn old birthday today
is Olivia Austin in Today's Birthday Girl. She's been packed
tighter than MENACE's carry on suitcase. Yeah, did you know
he will not check a bag?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
No.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Four hundred and seven fine films, including fill her up
fast before the husband gets home.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
She was in I Don't Care if You're a sore,
Let's bang some more.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Also, Olivia Austin is letting her massive boobs out to play.
She was in Creepy hot messuse seduces dumb Blonde Volume
one is creepy behind busty milk pleases her pink. Also
Girl on Girl Oil Wrestling and Greg who can forget
her unfret role in two volumptious lesbians getting kinky on

(23:10):
the couch.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Can you believe they're not sitting on the floor, They're
actually on the couch. They are living life now without
being excused to be on the couch. Okay, let's don't
get oil on it.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
That's Olivia Austin, who's thirty nine years old today and
at Chaporto Birthday, your celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
And that is a Tuesday morning look for what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
This is.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
And we begin another new ol insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Tuesday. It's August the nineteenth, twenty
twenty five on Woody. That's great Goring.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hi, what we got.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Menacegrad is here, Sea Bass is here. Hi, we got
Sammy Morgan is here, and we're taking a phone calls
at eight seventy seven forty four Wooding. You can send
us a text to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Question for you.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
We were talking about how Menace when we went on
that Alaska cruise, the Disney Alaska Cruise, how they went
to this place and they got that bucket of crab legs. Yeah,
it was a five pound bucket of king krab legs
for like over four hundred dollars, which is unbelievable. I
mean the total bill of the place is six hundred

(24:27):
and fifty, but just the bucket, but just the bucket
of crabs was you know, like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Man in a place where crab is plentiful, right.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, it was good king crab. It better have been. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
So we were we were just having this whole discussion.
And so the the question for the audience this morning,
what is something you spent a disproportionate amount of money on?
And it's different for different people, Like some people spend
it on something they collect, you know, some of these
uh you know, I mean look at board and all
the all this stuff. Yeah, bored, I mean you've got
some What would you I mean, what would you value

(25:00):
your uh action your action figure collection? Ad just the
action figures, right, I mean, because like he has pictures
of all these shelves and it's every inch is covered.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Yeah, and it looks to be like a billion of them.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
Shoulder including everything in storage. Maybe about ten to fifteen
maybe ten of fifteen million dollars the comic books. Maybe
another like five grand plus wow? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe more. Maybe what's what's the most you spent on
any one thing?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
One?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Maybe?

Speaker 8 (25:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Four hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Four?

Speaker 11 (25:38):
There was a reissued Transformer from the eighties, Like what
do you remember the USS flag for gij the aircraft.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
The aircraft, that's what I wanted so bad.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Well, guess what this was?

Speaker 11 (25:46):
The Transformers of that. It was like a two and
a half foot tall Transformers from the eighties. Yeah, corgeous Maximus.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
So I got that for four Where does that even
go two and a half feet tall?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
It's on a shelf.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Oh sweet, it's on shelf.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Hangs out?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Or is this your retirement plan?

Speaker 12 (25:59):
Like?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
Will you you ever sell these one day?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Or no? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (26:02):
I mean I've sold off different things in my collection
over the years. Most recently I sold a WWF SmackDown
stage for action figures. It was vintage, like early two thousands.
I got four hundred and fifty bucks for it.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
It was bucks, and we told you he sold the
T shirt for hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 11 (26:19):
It was about four hundred bucks too. Yeah, he's probably
in the black. Yeah, probably, Well, what's something that you
have spent a disproportionate amount of money on? We'll take
your calls eight seven seven forty four. Whaty You can
also just text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Greg was bitching about frozen yogurts. Oh my god, you
would think that he.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Paid bort wwe stage pricing for frozen yogurt. Dude, I
couldn't believe it because when you give the mind by
the way, Greg thinks everything's crazy expensive.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well yeah, I mean because I'm alive and I have eyes,
and it is. I went to a frozen yogurt place
because we're just craving it and I hadn't been in
a long time. And I know they charged by the weight,
but you don't know what it's going to cost until
you're done making your scale. So two regular cups, how
big is my hand, like, I don't know, three inches
four inches tall? Top iPhones five inches, So yeah, a

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little less than an iPhone amount of yogurt and then
a couple toppings a little shaved coconut, little heath bars,
and then Mario got one same size little strawberries, little
cheesecake bites on there. Weigh it for two yogurts twenty
nine dollars twenty nine dollars?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Did you have shaved gold on it?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I know, and I was very tempted. I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I was very tempted to just slowly slide them back
to the bye like that's insane?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Now can you do that at that point? Like once
it's dispensed, I want to put all this stuff on there,
because what are you going to do? Pour it back
into the machine, get the little you know, coconut shreds
out of there.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
And I didn't have the nerve to do it. But
don't you think that's insane?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
That's very pricey for yogurt?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Two yogurts? And here's to be fair to the yogurt place.
Do they not post the price? Would they cost per
they had? They must? Yeah, I think there has to
be some kind of I think it was eighty nine
cents an ounce or something like.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
That drug dealer. You're not going to do the master beforehand.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
And I don't know how much it weighs before they
put it on your scale. And I thought the dude
was being cool because I was going to put a
lid on it. He said, no, no, I'll weigh it
for you before you put the lid on it.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
That's nice. And then it was twenty nine bucks. It
was forty nine dollars. Had they put the lid on
forty nine thou that would have been a tear weight, right,
like they would You heard that from working at the
grocery store, Menace. You have to enter the tear weight
on stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Oh yeah, Like so if something's in a container or
you know, like the deli, you know, the tear weight
of the packaging that they put the deli meat in.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Like you're not getting charged for you know of right exactly?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Terror did they ask for you a tip on top
of that? They probably have not.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
There was a tip jar, yeah, to srow it in there. Yeah,
I sure did not.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
So what's some thing that you have spent a disproportionate
amount of money on? Like MENACE's crabs or Greg's frozen
yogurt eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can text
over to two to nine eighty seven. I'll get some
of your feedback next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Hang on, I would love you get but I don't
have a billion dollars The Woody Show back in a
few The Woody Shoe, Woody Shoe Shoe.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
So what is something you have spent a disproportionate amount
of money on? Menace with his crab legs, Greg with
his uh yeah, I starting to the mat. So I said,
you you paid for thirty two ounces of ice created?
If you said it's eighty nine cents an ounce, that's
a lot.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah, peez, what a peg?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, Marca.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
We've got a lot of people on the text like, so,
what's your what's your answer? What's something you've spent a
disproportionate amount of money?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
On?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding You can send us
a text over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
This one says two bottles of quote smart water at
the movie theater for sixteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, water water, your smart. Somebody said I was in
the Disney Pin Game for a bit. I had a
collection valued at about twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Seven on fourth said I had crawfish flown in overnight
for a Sunday dinner no occasion over half for debt
upon a run. This has been now four hundred and
fifty dollars on this rare Pokemon card for my collection.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oh no, I am curious which one.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Nine for nine spent thousands on Disney merchandise, especially Club
thirty three swag. If you have access to getting the
Club thirty three, they do have some special stuff that's
only available if you're in the club.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
You gotta get that. What's that? You gotta get that?

Speaker 10 (30:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, if you have an opportunity to go into Club
thirty three, you should get something to empty handed from
Club thirty three.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Five six to two says as Don says he spent
eight hundred dollars on a pair of sneakers from Balenciaga.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
All right, yeah, which, Greg's like, that's normal. Where did
you find you outlet? Greg bought some slippers or something
at one point. No, those were driving shoes, driving slippers,
driving shoes or how much It's like they had to
be over eight hundred. Yeah, this is this is one

(31:21):
of those things where it's like, uh, you know, he
without sin cast the first stone kind of thing. Everybody
has spent on something. Now it's it's on a. It's
on a sliding scale because you know, when I was
twenty three years old, I didn't have the type of
you know, money to do what I would say would
be the most disproportioned spend, you know.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
But in that time, yeah I did, I did something.
You know, the the amount was different, it was still
completely disproportionate, right, so you can. Yeah, so two hundred
dollars to somebody might be the same as two thousand
dollars to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
So let's just not judge necessarily.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
The amount depends where you're at.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
It's just a disprop yeah, because it just depends, and
there's too many other factors.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
And the first full time job I ever got, my
salary was twenty thousand, five hundred a year, and I
ran out and bought three hundred dollars pair of shoes, right, Okay,
so there you go. I would not I wouldn't do
that today, No, no way, no.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I mean, like, you know, there's a there's a lot
of people who are you know, just buying things to
impress other people, you know, disproportionate, Like you buy a
belt that will hold your pants up, doesn't have to
be the Gucci belt, but you know, yeah, but it
does help. Yeah, it looks better menace. What about you?
Is it yours? The crab legs or probably not to know.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
I a lot of like gifts, you know, for spicy notcha.
I bought it this one perse that was four grand,
and I never seen her use it once.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Wow, I've ever seen a four thousand dollar?

Speaker 5 (32:58):
You've probably seen one.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, neat them all. But then like shoes and stuff
like that.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
I think for my sister's birthday f when she turned
twenty one, I probably spent for like hotels and everything,
like ten grand or something. But for myself, I think
the most expensive pair of shoes I ever bought is
like twelve hundred.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
For a pair of shoes. And that's the thing disproportionate,
meaning like it's a pair of shoes. Yeah, you spend
shows like shoes like over two grand. It's worth it.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Don't decide now, just think about it. Would you consider
adopting me?

Speaker 8 (33:32):
You are?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Think about it? Don't say yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Every time you go out at night for dinner or whatever,
do you ever ask her, hey, why don't you use
that purse?

Speaker 11 (33:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Because then she uses the other ones?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Like does she not like it, I dude, I don't know.
Apparently this is the one that you wanted never see
or use it.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'd be too scared.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Do you use another text? Another text coming in. I
spent seven hundred and fifty dollars on a pair of
jeans from John Elliott, whatever the hell that is.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
I don't know, Gina grad Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
A splurge that I couldn't afford and probably shouldn't have done.
We were on a vacation and I was like, you know,
what are the little upgrade extras we could do just
for fun? My husband and I and I decided to
spend almost one thousand dollars on like a guided like
tour of where we were like, oh, you know, we
can go wherever we want and they'll, you know, it'll

(34:24):
be specific to us. No, just gotten like a decent
ish hummer and went wherever the guy told us to
go and didn't last that long and probably could have
taken the bus around the same area there was not
there was, but he paid for it because we didn't
have cash and we had to pay him back at
the end.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Oh, it was almost one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Our buddy Stephen checking In says I paid eleven thousand
dollars for my two oldest sons to play travel hockey
and high school hockey.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Don't do it.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
That's expensive.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Travel sports, I mean just in general, because they you
need all the crab dude, the stuff that I've heard.
I have no frame of reference on this because my
daughter never got into dance. Yeah, these like dance girls.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
You know what do they need for that?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oh? My costumes and they travel.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, the costumes have to be bought by you know,
from a certain place, and so they get to charge
whatever the hell they want. There's all this stuff because
there's travel in the lodging for that, and it's just
it's insane. Like some of these kids activities, it's crazy.
They're not going pro guys.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
When you got out in front of that earlier, you said,
we're just not doing travel sports.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
We're not doing travel sports. But you know, my son
plays hockey, which just the equipment. You know, to buy hockey,
a hockey stick, go for it depends you can get
them for different but like on about three hundred and
fifty bucks for us stick. Yeah, and they break. Now
they don't break every game or anything like that, but
you know, they can't break. Now you can get to
ones for one hundred and fifty bucks. But it's one

(35:54):
of those things when you know, you start playing and
you start getting better or what it does, you know
it does, It does make a different like a bad Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
We've seen those memes where the mom's like, we're going
to you know, dinner, we are your most expensive outfit,
and the kid comes down in his hockey gear, right.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Especially the goalies man like goalie parents like Bill Gates on,
Oh yeah, yeah, what about you, Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Everything is food related, so, you know dinner that I thought, oh,
it would be nice to go to this fancy restaurant
when our friends come to town and not drive, so
we'll get like a town car go to this restaurant.
One dinner out was fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
How many friends it was.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
That was for the dinner and then the car. But
that's again I look back and go, why did I
do that? Well, there are restaurants, you know.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Some people always think about ubers and lifts and things,
and then I remember there was one time I did that.
I did the uber thing, but because it was a
Saturday night, what I paid each way for the uber,
I could have easily gotten like a like a car service,
because it's call like yeah, and they wait for you,
and they wait for you, and they'll take you to

(37:03):
another place or to like wherever you want to go.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
It's not just like drop you off there and then
they're gone, you know. So like sometimes if it's going
to be a big night out and.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Depending on where you're going and when you're going, it
might be worth just looking into it as opposed because
I know you don't want to drive because you drinking. Exactly, Yeah,
Sea bats, what are you most disproportionate amount you spent
on something?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Well, people are going to say cyber truck. Obviously that's
I mean, that's also true. Yeah, it's worth its utility
and everything. You know, it's actually it's quite a bargain.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Actually, yeah, it's just money because you use it for
that purpose on a regular basis, right, I mean for
folks who don't.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Know, getting shot at the super like high end three
motor cyber truck is one hundred twenty thousand dollars, It's like,
I think that blows all these out of the water,
just but from a well I didn't mention it pretty
and cars. Well, yeah, what he's got plane. Yeah, but
to be fair, I didn't need this cyber truck to
be that's I think that's what I'm putting.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Well, yeah, and then the house is it's disproportionate, but
it's not your choice with the Yeah, it's just what
the reality.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I mentioned a long time ago that I too, I
could throw house in there, because I decided long before
you know, I was. Actually I was on HGTV Guy
a little bit back in the day before it was
all like gay stuff and when it was just like
house flimping and like practical stuff. Was like I bought
a house for like a hundred some hundred five thousand dollars.
How amazing because because this was right before the bubble,

(38:24):
they were just giving them away.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
It was a condo, small mortgages.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
No, no, this is a house, family house. We share
this story before. Yeah, before I was on the show.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Oh oh okay, I thought you were talking about the
condo where you blew the toilet out installing it out.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
I made money on that, but I lost one hundred
and five thousand dollars because I bought this house. I
thought I'm gonna and they were gonna, like we're gonna
renovate it for you. It can you can refile when
you know you get out. I was like, okay, great,
I show up. It's this little single family home. It's
in the hood. The air conditioning unit was stolen three times.
And yes, I was part of great recession thanks to that.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Yeah, trying to gentrify.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
How dare you the favorite? My favorite thing was I've
got some bushes for the front of yard and they
stole them out of the ground.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Oh yeah, that's the thing I just heard about that
there's like an underground market for like shrubbery.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Dude, I wanted to buy it.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Have you ever tried?

Speaker 9 (39:15):
Yeah, A gave plant dude. No, they're so freaking twenty
dollars home depot.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
You wonder why your neighborhood suckhood. It doesn't have to
have nice things like me, uh, Sammy, yeah you're listening.

Speaker 14 (39:32):
Mine is, I guess technically a blanket, but it was
for the yarn that I spent two hundred dollars to
make a blanket myself. Because it's like the nice bull yard,
and so the yarn itself is expensive, and then to
make a blanket out of it.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
And let me ask you a question. So just for
your run of the mill yarn what do they call it? Bushel?
I don't know what it was?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
A scene?

Speaker 7 (39:51):
What a scheme?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
A scheme?

Speaker 10 (39:53):
All right?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
So for like why I've seen it. It looks like
a big like pill. Yeah, so that's the schemes. Yeah, okay,
So just for like your average run of the mill skiing,
like what does that go for?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
You could get just a big one pound skien for
ten bucks?

Speaker 5 (40:07):
And then how much did this stuff cost that you
bought for this blanket?

Speaker 15 (40:11):
It?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
What I mean?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Total?

Speaker 14 (40:12):
It was two hundred the amount that I needed to
make the blanket. You could you could make a blanket
for like twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, but this was nice, so it was nice.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
So like the stuff itself, the yarn itself didn't cost
any more than the average scheme of your typical stuff.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
No, it did, it did, That's what I'm asking. So
it was ten bucks for the typical one. How much
was this one exactly skin?

Speaker 14 (40:33):
Oh well it's smaller, right, so it was probably ski
maybe thirteen dollars.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Well no, I mean it's the size of a skin,
but not the big one pound one.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
So yeah, more than double the price I brought it
up before. That's what people say about I love going
the melting Pot that fond due place. Yeah, people, what
a ripoff.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You're paying that kind of price to sit there and
cook your own food, while you're paying two hundred bucks
to you know, make your own blanket.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
But the blanket I could get for two hundred dollars,
it's so nice.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
I'd say, how do you Jesse? Hey, good morning, Jesse boy.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Hey guys, I guys doing great.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
So you spent a disproportionate amount of money on what, well.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
You're talking about dance and one year I spent about
ten k on both.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
My kids one year ten thousand. And what that got
you was this all, like the costumes and all the
other class the hotels and travel.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
That's just for them, just to participate in the classes. Yeah,
roughly give or take a little. But that studio was high,
too expensive, so we went to another studio. They're a
lot cheaper. So I spent about last year for this
news studio, I spent about maybe five thousand.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah, are you okay with that?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I mean, at least they can use it for their future.
This is all a wife's idea, right, I mean you
you know, yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
It was my wife's idea, but I support him. But
here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
My son is very.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Passionate about what he does and what he loves. So
I'm not saying he's going to be a professional dancer.
But I told him that he can make something of
this in the avenue of this, because he has teachers
that have done this, and they travel around the whole
United States teaching other kids different forms of dance, different
styles of dance, choreographing themes. You can do this, ye,

(42:28):
back in for him whatever whatever he does, especially you'll
go go on somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
All right.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
You guys are a favorites in the world, and all
you guys are all number one in my Jesse.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Jesse, thank you, Jesse. That's the thing. Like, I may
think a lot of the things my kids are into
are stupid, but I'll support them. Yeah, yeah, as long
as it's not like, you know, illegal, I'm really into drugs.
That would he and you were.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Here now now, oh, it is all about the Benjamin's baby,
something you spent a disproportionate amount of money on.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Let's have this conversation.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
We were, you know, trying to figure out about that
tipping thing with menace in the bucket of crab legs
that he bought when he was on that Disney cruise.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Yeah, definitely not worthy. Yeah it was like a five
pound bucket of King crab for four hundred plus dollars, right,
uh huh.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Yeah, So that just kind of got the and again
everybody has, depending on your situation and depending on like
there's no you know, it's not necessarily, but it's it's
about the the spend ratio, what he spent to what
it is right or what it did right or yeah,
like for example, here somebody texted over, I spent six
hundred dollars on that Dison hair dryer.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
It's a hair dryer. Oh, but here's medic in the defense.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I'm going to tell you that Dyson hair dryer is
worth it.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
It saves time big time, and I think it's worth
the investment.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
And I don't know if it's that great really, which.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
One you have?

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah, hair dryer.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Over as will circle in it. It's dicing the.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Most over because there's three different kinds of cool. I'm
telling you worth it.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
It doesn't sound I mean, it's a hair dryer, right,
I mean, a lot of stuff doesn't sound worth it,
like to the out, to the outside, you know, opinion
people outside looking in like, I can't imagine a world
where I would ever spend six hundred dollars on a
hair dryer. But the stuff that I would spend money on,
or that I have spend money on, other people go like,
are you insane?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Okay, So, for instance, what have you spent money on.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Disproportion Yes, probably chartering planes just for funzies. Yeah, I'll
give you.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Well, I'll give you an example, because you guys got
to experience it, right. So when we went from Dallas
to Vancouver to catch the Disney Crew news, I chartered
a plane to get us all there because the event
that we were at in Dallas wasn't going to be
wrapped up to a certain time. There would have been
no way for us to be able to do the
Dallas event and get to Vancouver in the time that

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we needed to get there.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
It was a tight squeeze. That ruled, and it ruled,
and I thought it'd be a really cool fun thing
to do with everybody. It was, and it was, and
it was great. It was it was great, It was great.

Speaker 13 (45:26):
We had.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
We had it catered, uh barbecue, sushi and Texas barbecue.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
It was a dream.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
We lose.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Yeah, we were like rappers, Yeah, little rappers. And then
we all went to sleep. And it was a really
nice plane, you know.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
And yeah, so so to fly us from Dallas to Vancouver,
I spent forty eight thousand.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
To be honest, I thought it was even more. No,
it's forty eight thousands. Got a deal I did. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
And here and here's what's crazy.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
For that kind of for the plane that we had. Yeah,
and to go that distance. Uh they went for four hours.
Uh huh. Yes, that is considered a deal. That's a
steal forty for the plane.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
That we had.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah, good speechless, Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
It was fun. We had had We had a lot
of fun. It was way more fun for us.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Oh goddamn guilty, right, don't.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Don't don't don't. We We had we had a we
had a great time.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Along with the text real quick though, along the lines
of it's just a hair dryer on your category, I
would put your stupid high tech toaster.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
It's just a toaster. I bought that, dum. It is dumb,
and I was just a toaster. It is dumb. It's
like a touchscreen toaster. I forget who makes it? Mess?
Do you remember? Oh I don't. Yeah, it's a toasts.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You can get it.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
You can get it everywhere now. But okay, So the
reason I bought that it was really for my son.
My son was like, oh, Dad, did you see this?
And I'm like, and my wife goes, that's so stupid,
and I go, you know what, son, We're getting it.
So it just it kind of became a joke.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Is it a toaster, oven or just a toast?

Speaker 5 (47:02):
A toaster? It's a toaster that has likes it.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, oh that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah. So like you touch the picture of like English
muffet and it shows you like you could, like you
know how dark it will look when when it comes out.
It's awesome. It's dumb and unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Let's see six thousand dollars a year for travel volleyball,
plus four travel tournaments per year, so let's say another
four thousand dollars in flights and hotels, so ten thousand
a year. Since my daughter was twelve, then she decided
she didn't want to play in college, even though she
was amazing and could have been recruited to a D
one school with a full ride scholarship.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
No, that's what you say, you're doing it or your disowned.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
This one said, I got my brows done microblade and
it was about six hundred and twenty dollars, and their
sister insane, and I think I tipped about one hundred
and twenty or one hundred and twenty five yep, on
top of the six twenty where there's a six twenty include,
it's not the one hundred and twenty what.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
It's not included because this is like basically a tattoo
artist and then it takes a long time and you
got a tip on well.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Just hair in general too, like it's insane.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Will get a haircut, you don't even realize they got
the haircut, and it's like five hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
This one says, I have a six hundred dollars scope
on my nine hundred dollars six point five creed More,
which that's a rifle. Nice six hundred dollars. The six
hundred dollars scope on a nine hundred dollars rifle, two
thousand dollars on ceramic coating for my car.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Wow, I bet it looks good. I bought a gaming
PC for twenty six hundred bucks. This one said I
spent twenty one thousand dollars on a roll X My god.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
You see that.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
That is totally stupid. Well, at least they retained value.
You can sell that Rolex for the twenty one thousand. Yeah,
that's true. Sometimes with that stupid person that notcho never
uses it retained value. Dumb. The most dumb thing that
we've heard is the flight that I talked about, because
you spend that money and it's it's worse than a wedding,
at least the weddings all day, all night, and you've

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spent that amount of money.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
He's a videographer.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
There's a videographer, and you don't have it forever. It's
like the plane lands, you get off the plane and
it's over.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah, it's over, not even Yeah, I'm still eight seven
forty four Woodie.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
He's our missile now.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
And into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Thank you for being here, appreciate that. I'm Whatody. That's
Greg Gordy, good morning, Menace is here.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
We got Gina Grant, there's Sea Man we against Sammy
Morgan's here phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
Woody set us a text over to two two nine
eight seven back to school time and it didn't take long.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Already a drunk teacher in the news.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Florida middle school teacher she got a d u Y
on the second day of school. Can't stop thirty two
year old teacher runk between classes eleven forty five in
the morning. We got in the car crashed into a
fence in the school's parking lot. So the campus cop
came to check, and hey, what the hell is going on?

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It's medical issue. Nope, just locked inside the car. Saw
a bunch of mini bottles in there on the floor. Oh,
and this is the teacher's second DUI after getting the
first one about a decade ago.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
But h and on school property and on school properties.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
But I understand. I think you have to be a
little drunk or high or something microdosing to deal with.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Other people's kids, especially middle school.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I mean, you just had three months off, you know,
into it. Yeah, just take it easy.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I have a question.

Speaker 9 (50:41):
I know, back up, drinking numbers are down, but I
feel like I don't know drinking and driving is like
back up, like people are doing it because of the
you know, the ubers and all these like services. The
costs are so high that people are just like drinking
and driving again.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's it's an easy yeah, like you can pull up.
I wouldn't do that. I'd get an uber officer.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah, but it's too expensive. But it's too expensive now
drinking and driving. I wonder where the stats are. I
feel like it's up.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Really yeah, I would assume down only because of two reasons.
Number One, people are drinking less, especially the younger generation
who are They're more reclined, dumb enough, and don't have
the money for the Uber. So if anybody would be
it would be them. But then at the same time,

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add that to the fact that there's a lot of
younger people of driving age who just don't have any
interest in driving, so they're not driving at all, drunk
or sober.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I'd be interested to.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
See what the total number of bars in the country
is like, because that has to have gone down business.
That's just not the thing that young people do.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Bars.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah, a lot of bars are struggling clubs, like, that's
not where people are going. That used to be more
like a rite of passage, you would just I mean,
I was never a club person, but yeah, once it was,
you were of going out to the bar age. Although
man like I never had a fake ID. Do you
guys have fake id's?

Speaker 12 (52:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yes, oh yes you didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Didn't need it. Bought it for South Dakota, lost it, unfortunately,
I just fell on my foot and fell on my
shoe on the subway cau that's where you keep things. Yeah,
was it you as older or someone else that looked
like you. It was a full, fully fake I think
I ordered it from somewhere in Canada, but it worked.
But here's crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
So my friend Kevin and then our other friend Tim
both have told us stories about how not only did
their kids have fake id's, but they were kind of
in on it with them. That's so weird, which man,
I would have.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Felt every pressure on earth to keep that as far
away from my parents' knowledge base as possible, of course.
But meanwhile, you know, my buddy Kevin, his son. You know,
he's old enough now, but at the time, his son
went online to some guy who was recommended through the
channels of you know, kiddom and this was the guy

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and sent these like really good, high quality fake id's.
But they were being delivered to the house while he
wasn't there, and he had to have his mom signed
for them. And I said, did you know what they were?
They go, yeah, we knew what they were. And then
they looked and he got like four. They would send
like four at a time, and I'm like, so you
knew about that.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Wow. You guys way cooler than my parents would have been.
Well nowadays too. I think it's weird when you hear
about parents that smoke weed with their kids. Yeah, my
day would have never ever happened. Yeah. Ever, no, that
wouldn't happen. Hell no. Yeah. And the same with Tim Martinez,
his daughter and her fake I D and then he
even stepped in to help her get it clear to

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the door.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
But think about that is half the fun of being
a kid is sneaking around. You don't want to be
in on it with your parents.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I would have much rather nuts they have been sneaking
around now because I remember thinking, like, man, my parents
were so uptight about a lot of things. I wasn't
a lot of guns and roses, yeah, Bart Simpson T shirts,
things like that. Oh yeah, bad influence, bad influence. But
at the same time, my other friends they barely they

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barely even asked their kids what they were doing. So
my friends had all the freedom in the world and thinking, man,
that's so great because there was no there was no
rebellion to have there, you know, there was no I
think that stuff makes you try to see what you
can get away with.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yeah, but I still think that the rebellion is part
of growing up and you don't want to be like
BFF with your kid. Let them figure it out, Yeah,
like a little happy medium.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Some of the stuff. Yeah, some of the stuff I
don't I don't think I I don't want to know. Yeah,
don't let me find out.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Yeah, yeah, when.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
You're like forty exactly. So I looked at some of
the DUI numbers and fatalities. They say after the pandemic
it increased thirty three percent, but this year is down
eight percent, but still up twenty three.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
And I think a lot of people are, you know,
getting hot and driving because that's the one thing that
you know, weed makes you believe that you're.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
A better driver right now than you are. I've heard
from so many people that are you know, weed smokers,
and then they also drive. They go, what are you doing? No, man,
I'm a better driver when i'm high locked in.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Yeah, eventually they're gonna they're gonna figure out, by the way,
eventually because there's a lot of money to be made
there with all the fines and everything else, they'll figure
out how to test you if they haven't already in
certain places are.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Using some saliva tests in some places.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Yeah, they'll figure that out.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Over in Houston, two influencers, they're sitting at a local restaurant,
just see the video of this. They're themselves eating and
they're reviewing the food, and all of a sudden, this
suv comes smashing into the restaurant right where they were sitting,
and so, yeah, the suv just plows through the window
right next to the couple. Somehow it was able to
hit like the brakes and stop just before you know,

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just ran them over completely. But they end up at
the hospital, some cuts, you know, glass flying everywhere, and
the cops they're calling the incident just a freak accident. Now,
they said they spoke with the driver, said that the driver,
the woman behind the wheel, not under the influence or
anything like that. They did not give it age, but
I'm willing to bet it's somebody over the age of

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like say seventy, because that's every video you see.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Yeah, they hit the gas whenever someone's going through the
front doors of like I'm meant to hit the brick
through the market. Did you see that one? Yep?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
And the woman's just sitting in the driver's he's like, bitch,
get out of the car. They're trying to lift this
car off this person who she ran over on the
way into the store. YEP, And she's sitting there almost
like arguingly, bitch, get out of the car. And she's
not small, so she's adding to the wait as they're
trying to lift this car off this like, get someone,

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get Auntie out of the car.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
It was insane. A couple of things. Number One, I
wish everybody who shoots the videos of themselves eating at
a restaurant does get hit by a car. I meanencing well, yeah, okay, yeah.
But number two, damn the self driving cars, right mats.
I know, well, I think I think ten years from
now that'll be the headline because for the next ten years,
all every headline will be, uh, driverless car hits blah
blah blah, blah blah, that's gonna be that's gonna be
news headlines that happens. Then by the time they get adopted,

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it'll be person still driving car crashes into shocker.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
But you but you do see stories now where it's
like it doesn't recognize whatever it's supposed to recognize and
stop into the self driving car the you know, just
plows right.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Sure, and they're working on that's still safe for than
a human.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Yeah, what do you trust more a car that has
forty different cameras keeping an eye on the lad or
the guy that's textical driving, Yeah or lady, Well.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
It depends.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I'm pretty good at the texting and driving them involved
in the car's pretty amazing test.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
And you can do it.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Yeah, right eight seven seven.

Speaker 15 (57:47):
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Speaker 5 (57:58):
Show Deep Back, Get the Bit, a Little Body show
and time to check in trending news headlines. What he got,
Gina gran Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Well, President Trump hosted Ukrainian President Zelensky at the White
House along with leaders from Europe. They made some progress
and announced plans to get Zelenski and Putin in a
room together to hammer out a peace deal between Russia
and Ukraine.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Things seem to be going pretty well so far.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
By all accounts of the meeting between the leaders of
the White House was very successful.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
So we'll see what becomes of that.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Air Canada and its flight Attendants union, which were about
ten thousand flight attendants by the way, have struck a
tentative deal, putting the brakes on a strike that grounded
hundreds of flights and stranded travelers all over the place.
The union's calling it a major win, especially on better
pay and getting rid of unpaid work. But flight attendants
still have.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
To vote on it. Why would they vote against it?
I guess if they turn it.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Down, the strike could be back on even the deals,
though flights won't return to normal overnight.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
It's gonna take a while.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Hey, the WNBA, they voted down their offer, which would
have greatly increased how much they were getting paid in
the league. Loses a ton of money. I thought that enough.
When I heard about that, I'm like, oh, they'll definitely
go for that.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
And then they're like, nope, you stand your ground. You
don't go down and then you get nothing.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, no one knows how math works well.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Crews and planes are scattered everywhere. Airlines say could take
up to ten days to get back on schedule. And
the woman who gave Friends star Matthew Perry has ketamine
pleaded guilty in court yesterday. That's yasviin Sayga, aka the
Ketamine Queen. She was one of five people charged with
Perry's death, and she was the last one to plead guilty.
In her plea agreement, she admitted to using her home

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to store all the drugs, and when cops searched it
before her arrest, they found seventy nine vials of liquid ketamine,
meth aphetamine, and a money counting machine.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Pretty hard to argue with that, nice. I mean, what
if it was just for personal use?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
You know right, it was a proper Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Her charges are three counts of distribution of ketamine and
one count of distribution of kenemine resulting in death or
serious bodily injury.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
She's facing forty five years years in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:00:13):
Always, if you're facing forty five years, just say not guilty,
just like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Taking a shot.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
And I always I've always wondered when cops are like, oh,
you better hope they don't die or that's another charge.
It's like, well, I mean, how did she know? You know, Like,
how did She's not trying to kill him, right, but she.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Wants to keep him as a customer to deter you
from doing it in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Well that makes sense.

Speaker 14 (01:00:35):
Yeah, would still be involuntary, right, yeah, think, yes, she
doesn't trying to murder him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Well, let's talk.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Speaking of murder, let's talk about Brian Coburger. You know,
the one arrested for killing four University of Idaho students.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Well, people who.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Knew him at college told investigators a reputation for being unsettling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
What yeah, yeah, why get out of here. I thought
this guy was completely under the radar.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Totally normal.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Classmates said he was intense, stared at people without blinking,
often dominated conversations to seem like the smartest person in
the room.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Wait a minute, hold on, yeah, what are we talking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
About Brian Coburger? Oh right, sorry, I know we all
need to double check.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Yeah, it was weird because he mass walked in the
room just as you were doing that story. I don't
know if I'm just like conflating the Twovkay, I mean
I wouldn't use the murderer's name on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
It's awful.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Well, some students even said he followed them after class,
blocked exits, hovered around offices, made everyone feel trapped. Apparently
faculty also noticed red flags and were worried enough to
consider pulling his teaching job before winter break. One professor
predicted he'd become the kind of professor accused of harassing students.
Another one said they sometimes stepped in to shield students

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from him. The newly released files show a clear pattern
long before his arrest, this guy's behavior made people super
freaked out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Well, obviously that shows that I'm not in this case
because do I spend any amount of time with anybody here, Well,
you'll go to Greg lends to avoid the anti murderer,
trying to keep him safe away from him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
That just gild me to throw people off the scent too. Yeah,
he doesn't want to socially, doesn't want to be around
the purple.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Possibly, Greg, didn't you see him like lurking behind a
pillar before?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yes, yeah, so there's that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, we've also also seen We've also seen and witnessed firsthand,
where like if you happen to be walking in the
same direction as Sea Bass. He pretends like he forgot something, goes.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Oh the robot arm thing doesn't want eight and just
changed directions. Yeah, because God forbid, he's walking the same
direction as somebody in the hallway. Hold on, I forgot
to see the man about the things are waiting at
the elevator, and I question is to turn around.

Speaker 9 (01:02:52):
Have you ever tried to have a conversation with Sea
Bass without pointing out that he's a freak. I never
have a like a deep conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
I've had plenty of conversations with over the years. That
doesn't mean everyone else, not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
True, everyone else in the room, Well, I know him
in the hallway, but he wasn't interested.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
I don't think it's from people not trying, even if
it's just something as simple as like, oh, hey, Seed Bass,
how was your weekend? People who are new and don't know,
God forbid you ask that question.

Speaker 9 (01:03:19):
I usually when I have a conversation with Sea Bass,
I usually present something of interest to him, thank you, yes,
and then we have a congress.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
It's a smart.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
It took me a while to learn, but I do
that with toddlers and I think I had to do
that with Sea Bas.

Speaker 14 (01:03:34):
Why do we have to adapt to him? I said
bless you to him, and it was like the end
of the world. What you're supposed to say you in
Sea Bass world, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
You more productive human beings? Okay, not wasting your time
with your blessings.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
All the watchmakers at Swatch have issued an apology after
a promo image for its Essentials collections. I want to say,
I'm going to say spark backlash. Even though I hate
that phrase, it did spark a little backlash in China.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Here's why. Yacht showed an.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Asian model pulling the corners of his eyelids upward, making
them look slanted, which of course is like mega offensive.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Yes to Asians, you're taking a room full of white people.
You know that's true. I'm assuming yes, because it's a story.
They apologize, right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
And in response, of course, Swatch removed all the marketing
globally and apologized.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
But that's not good enough for some people.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Never is, And now they're questioning how the ad got
approved in the first place, which I guess is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
A fair question.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Initially you think like, oh, he's like holding his hands
like he's like thinking like the semples, but he's pulling
those Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
You're thinking what minutes?

Speaker 12 (01:04:37):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
I immediately like, how would this even get approved at all?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
How many focus groups were like that's the one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
All right? So when we were kids used to be Chinese, Japanese,
Swiss cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
You know, like youyo dirty knees.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, I'd be like up down and then like one up,
one down Swiss cheese. Yeah yeah, like you said, like
you know, the kids used to do that, and like
I don't know, nobody ever, nobody ever said anything. And
then then it was like, uh, completely, it's basically the
N word.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
It was treated the same as with the same amount offense.
I guess right. Yeah yeah. Well we also used to
say I'm sitting Indian style.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Oh yeah, now it's criss cross apple, which I did
not know until very recently.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah, Chris cross, everybody sit criscross.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Well, if you say Indian style, like the kids won't
know what you're talking about, like people in this room
would know what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
And also, here's a possibly very stupid question. Did we
ever establish which Indians the Indians?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
I think it was like Tpee Indians, Native American Indians.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Right, okay, yeah, all right, yeah, there you go. I said,
I think it'd be hilarious for someone called me round
dive that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Be Oh yeah, look at you a very round os
Yeah funny.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Well, this thirty one year old chick in Kentucky has
been arrested for going nuts on her ex boyfriend's car
and causing so much damage to it that it was
literally declared total. Cops says Stephanie carl Quis slashed attire,
shattered the windshield, broke off the rear view mirror, destroyed
the radio stuff, glitter into the air vents, and poured

(01:06:10):
salt into the engine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
So any guesses on how much it would take to
repair this damage?

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
No idea? What kind of car is it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
I was gonna say, that's what we got to take
into it. Not an expensive car. Twelve grand in damage?
So why did she do it? Well, she reportedly apologized
and told cops she was quote stressed out from being
so pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Okay, well, she's being referred to as another one of
these hot felons because it's usually whoa, it's usually good
looking dudes. Who are you know?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Check out the hot felons and all the women are
like drilling over it. Now it's guy saying, oh, finally
we have a hot felon of our own. I think
it's because she's got giant cans.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Here's her picture.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
She kind of looks like that one house.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
She's also smiling, very happy in her mom.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Who's the chick on broad sit Uh yeah, the dark
way harder than that. I think she reminds me of
her to get her name g you dice, Yeah, I heard.
It's like a thing now that you should smile in
your mugshot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Why because when people, let's say someone your employer searches
your name and if they're just casually doing it and
they see you smiling, yeah, and there's like, oh, there's
an image of them smile. They must be from their
LinkedIn or something, but their height behind them, there's.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
A funhouse or Halloween Parker sometime, you know, turn to
the right. People are like, oh, I can fix her.
There's a bunch of dudes like, oh, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Well that's yeah right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
And that's like the opposite of the one where Peter
Griffin on Family Guy says you should look disheveled in
your driver's license pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
So when you're drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
There's no difference.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
So that's also free advice.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
And MLB Commissioner Rob Manford says, if baseball adds new teams,
the league might get rid of the whole American National
League thing. People do not like this, I do switch
to East and West Conference.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Did you see the way that they were gonna like, uh,
you know, divide it all up. It was going to
be an Eastern Conference division and a Western Conference division
and then that was it. So it would be in
the Eastern Conference Division. It'd be broken up into three regions, right,
So in one would be the Mets and the Phillies,
which that's how it is now, but they could be

(01:08:18):
combined with the Yankees and the Red Sox. They would
all be in one division, so not American League Nationally.
All four of those teams would all be competing against
each other in what we would now look at as
a division for the Eastern Conference.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
It's now that we got rid of or have all
the designated hitters. American League and Nationally don't meet in
anything anymore to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Anybody, But now you have the other one would be
the Cubs, Pirates Orioles and the Nationals. And then the Twins,
Brewers Detroit, and the Blue Jays in a division. Then
oh no, I'm sorry, that would be Cleveland and Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
In that division.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
It would be the Cubs and the Socks, two teams
from the same city the same division, and then the
Reds and the and the Cardinals. Now there are two
expansion teams they have on the list. One is in Portland, Oregon,
and the other ones in Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Yeah, all right, they're also apparently they're also looking at
Salt Lake City in Orlando, and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Also in the same division would be the Dodgers and
the Giants and the Padres, which is as it is now,
but it would add in the Angels into that same division.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Yeah, just move to Angels to Nashville.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
I mean maybe that would be but they want to
add two teams, so not like take an existing team
to move it to the different cities.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
They would have two more teams.

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
Now, Seabas you're from Nashville, it would be a perfect
spot for Nashville, and it's floating in population, right, Nashville
and Vegas have been the too big for obvious reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Sports locations are We would in Vegas that has the
a's moving there.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Yeah. Yeah, and the process of building their new stadium
and stuff, well yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
They say.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
You know, obviously it's more you know, cuts down on travel,
which which would be nice. But if it happens, MLB
could end up looking more like NBA n HL. Well,
you know, sixteen teams in each conference.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
The fans are not just looking at the comments and
the reaction so far, it was like the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Last holdout of like old school Americana, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
So it's like very traditional Baseball's trying so many things
to get fans excited. Meanwhile, the Savannah Bananas are crushing.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
They just did such a everywhere They did a good
Hamilton montage to oh well.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Then I somehow missed that. Guys, perfect, that was perfect.
She's going wrong Full the Woody Show. We'll return SOCO
Sports with the geef.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
What up?

Speaker 16 (01:10:46):
Jeff g Hey, Good morning Woody, and good morning squads.
Dodgers winning streak is over. Rockyes, walked it off last night.
A lot of hate being thrown Tasker Hernandez his way
because he didn't catch a crucial fly ball. Here he
is after the game talking about it, you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Know, to make the play. I didn't take him off
my cloth. So unfortunately, so good things to happen.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
I'm gonna be honest with this. Here's the thing. Yes,
he muffed that play. He should have got it, There's
no question about that, right. But he shouldn't be playing
right field in the first place. Mookie Bets should be
playing right field. Enough with the Mookie Bets shortstop experiment,
move Mookie back to right field, move Tail back to
his natural position in left field, move Conford to the bench,

(01:11:35):
and have Freeland at shortstop.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
That's it.

Speaker 16 (01:11:38):
It's that easy, man. So Dave Roberts, this is kind
of sort of on you. Let's get this lineup figured
out here. Okay, Dodgers and Rockies again tonight. Angels lost
to the Reds last night. I seen two teams at
the Big A of this evening and finally this morning
in the NFL. I have an interesting stat for you
guys that I found on the internet, and you know
everything is true on the internet. Dolphins wide receiver tie

(01:12:00):
week Hill had more children born last year than he
had touchdowns.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, he had a total of five kids with five.

Speaker 16 (01:12:08):
Different women in twenty twenty four, and he only caught
four touchdowns last season. First of all, common sense would
tell you it's hard to run routes if you're tired from.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Humping all the time.

Speaker 16 (01:12:18):
And second of all, in case you're wondering, he has
twelve kids altogether, and he's only thirty one years old.
Someone who truly cares about this man needs to drive
him right now to Costco and buy him a bunch
of condoms in both.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
All right, it's a much cheaper play than having more children. Man,
I'm Jeff G And that just SoCal sports, all right, Jeff?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Man, So this guy that I'm gonna introduce you guys
to tomorrow, turns out he's worked for the company forever.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
But somehow I've never met this dude. His name is
Deeke Deek. I think maybe that Deeke could give Tyreek
Hill a run for his money, Right, you were there
for some of the stories.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Yeah, do his nuts, And much like the Gatekeeper and
the key Master, we got to keep him and my
at Chrissy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Away from each other. That could be friggin dangerous.

Speaker 13 (01:13:08):
Sorry, the fact that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Is pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Talking about self driving cars, robots and robots, you know,
Menace is obsessed with robots.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Want to buy one?

Speaker 13 (01:13:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
They keep saying, you know, well, and I've heard the
argument and it makes sense to me, like okay, well trades, yeah,
you know, the plumbers, electricians, Well, who's gonna be pulling wire?
I saw a video of this robot for electrical work
and for installing things in people's homes where it can
crawl around like an attic or a crawl space underneath

(01:13:47):
of a house, and it'll grab the wire from the
outside and pull over to whatever location inside the attic
or whatever it needs to, so there's no more like
crawling around hot, tight attic spaces or crawl spaces underneath houses.
It looks like one of those like robot police dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
And so basically, if you're you're putting a wire from
the outside of the house, like there's someone on the
outside of the house like kind of holding a thing there,
and that's just basically a digital locator. So the little
thing inside the house is crawling over to that spot.
It figures out a way inside your ad to get
to that that particular spot and then boom, wire goes
in pulls it to wherever it's supposed to go to.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
And it's insane. Yeah, I'm not saying it's going to
one hundred percent take away jobs. That's just gonna be
less people needed for a job, right, And.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
They were, you know, talking about like that's always the
thing about farm workers, Well who's going to pick your lettuce?
And things like that. This robot, there was a pretty
there was a pretty funny one. I said, Wan Deer
instead of John Dee and it was like this. It
looked like one of those humanoid robots, but all in
John Deere cors stuff. So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
But anyway, there's a robot story out of China tech
company that developed a humanoid robot with an artificial womb
capable of carrying a human fetus to terms. I am
so down with this, the pregnancy robot. It's expected to
debut next year. Estimated cost of thirteen thousand, nine hundred dollars.

(01:15:13):
That's a small price to pay to keep your body right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
That's less than a circuit.

Speaker 14 (01:15:17):
Yeah, it doesn't say it's cheaper than a sergate. So
if you can't have a kid yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Or if you don't want to, I didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I never wanted to and been amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
The innovation aims to provide an alternative for individuals seeking
to avoid traditional human pregnancy. But of course the project
has controversy people ethical legal debates about discussions, you know,
but why.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
I mean, you know, we do like the test two
babies and IVF and this is just natural progression.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Isn't it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
Every country on the planet has a population problem. I
was just watching interview with the President of Japan and
it's the fourth watches it's the Force.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
What's on.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
Well, yeah, yeah, well that's very interesting because they were
talking about population and they have a huge population problem
because again, nobody's hooking up with each other and like
some of the guys that are, you know, marring dolls
and because they're like you're the fourth largest economy in
the world, Like, how are you going to sustain that?

(01:16:16):
And he's like, yeah, we have a huge population problem.
And they were talking about this. It's like one of
the auctions. These two things will meet in the middle exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Yeah, like people, and so Nike can start producing children
instead of children producing Nikes, Like Nike can have their
own like you can sell like Nike branded kids, like
they'll just make them with these uh, these these robots,
these pregnancy robots. That's good yeah, done, just somebody to
raise these kids.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah, and you can design whatever you want, like what
do you want a white baby, black baby, Asian baby?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Do you want?

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
What do you what kind of like hair, eye color?
I did read something about like no more like, uh
was it the retarded kids syndrome? Yeah, like they figured
out something.

Speaker 9 (01:16:57):
So it's another thing out of Japan. They figured out you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Saw the same thing right, the same article. What causes that?

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
And they're able to like pretty much delete it from
from the from the DNA or yeah, edit it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Which of course there's people edit the chromosome who don't
like the idea of that either. Anything people are going
to find an issue. Yeah, but there's also people who
don't want to know what the baby's going to be
when they are having a baby. They want to be surprised.
I don't. Yeah, I'm not a surprise me kind of guy.
I want to know. My wife and I both wanted
to know boyer girl. We could prepare. We don't have

(01:17:36):
to waste time like coming up, Well, in case it's
a boy, it'll be this name.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
In cases a girl, if you're surprised, because if it's
a girl, you have to figure out who you're going
to give it to you know, the show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I'm Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Jina grad is here, we got Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody, And boy am
I excited because.

Speaker 16 (01:18:13):
A lot of time your magnus, how do they work?

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
How do they want to talk to a scientist?

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
I have intentionally not asked Sea Bass any questions about
the gathering of the Juggalos at this point because it's
always an adventure. Every year Sea Bass goes out to
the gathering of fans for Insane Clown Posse. They have
a reunion, so to speak.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It's the twenty fifth anniversary. In fact, you believe it's
still kicking, still kicking somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Yeah, And so it's held in Ohio and he witnesses things.
It's something almost every year that's brand new that we
we just what he thought.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
You've seen and heard. Everything sounds fake.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
It's America that yeah, you'd like, this isn't real life
because there's so many illegal and dangerous things.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Yeah, and so many great songs like what is a Juggalo?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Oh he gets but naked and then he walks through
the streets.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
But yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
You see, like where you want to And by the way,
they must all fly there first class and first class accommodations.
Oh wait, how do they get the time off of
there's there's a lot of people hitchhiking to uh to
get to the gathering of the Juggalos each year.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
There's a lot of just sleeping in the grass because
it's held on a festival. It's not a real festival grounds,
but it's private property in a place called Thornville, Ohio,
which is a half hour outside of Columbus. And yeah,
it's not near any kind of public transportation. So I'm
on all the message boards and you see people who
they got to like the greyhound station at Columbus and
they're walking nine hours.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
Or whatever, little bit what and with no plan on
how to get back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Right exactly, no ticket even like they'll sneak in through
the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Yeah, so you planned ahead and you're not camping there
on site, right, not anymore, that's that's pain the ass,
not anymore. I did it once.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I slept in like a van And it's number one,
it's hard to like charge things. Number two it's the
heat index was ninety five degrees, so absolutely miserable the
entire time. And number three, they will steal your things
and I will steal from each other, and especially they
will steal from me because I'm an outsider.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
M Now, I don't know why you would think that
you would stand out. Oh in fact, I oh wait,
now we see any of the video from the gathering
of the Jugglos.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Everybody the average Jugglo is shirtless. Again a ninety five
degree heat. They have what are called box braids, which
are those like thin like braids that kind of come
off each side of your head like spider legs, all
kinds of tattoos, very fat and they again, yeah, the
showering is hit and miss, minimal nits.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Mostly is the crowd aging or are they bringing in
new people?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Like?

Speaker 11 (01:20:47):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Is there like a new generation of in seeing clown
posse fans of new Jugglos coming into the mix?

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Surprisingly a large number. Yes, there are a large number
of twenties thirties. There were numerous children, which again you're
the open drug use, open drug sales community.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Show us your buttholes like a big greeting.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Well, speaking of, let's go to that first clip. So
we posted on the Woody Show Instagram a clip from
the that's from the mis Juggalette pageant, which about twenty
girls get up and they have a talent corportion swimsuit.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
One of the many things that happens because it's it's
part concert, right, part of mostly side shows, side shows
they have best this mis juggle Lette competition. Yeah, we'll
get people selling random stuff throughout the the event.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Mostly drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Uh So, Yeah, the Misjugglette pageant is different than the
Wet t Shirt pageant that is just live sex acts
on stage between women, Miss Jugglettes, more classy. So like
in our in our video, we have on the what
do you Show Instagram the girls singing I think it's
a Doja Cat song. Yes, they jugglers don't like that,
so they're throwing trash at her, which they did as
you did. Now, one guy didn't like the trash being thrown,
so he gets off and he tries to deck another

(01:21:54):
guy in the crowd. So, but they do have celebrity
hosts and that's where I've talked to first here. The
hosts this year were Big Jay Okreson and Louis Gomez.
You know nice, Yeah, they kind of they get it.
They know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
They tour a lot with like Bird Kreischer, right, they.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Leading to stacks of their podcast. So while on stage
they're getting they are getting pelted by trash because these
juggles just throw trash. So Big Jay made an observation
to me. He said, look, if you want to win
the Misjuggle atte pageant, do the following.

Speaker 13 (01:22:25):
By the time the heat started coming on strong, people
were throwing sea life. At one point, if I can
give any advice, show your butthole and run for your life.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
So if you're a girl you want to win, just
turn around your cheeks before you hit the head with
a beer can.

Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
And what Jay's referring to is at one point a
dead squid was thrown on stage, which had been been
floating around them. People just carrying squid OCTOPI they brought
it to the festival.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Oh yeah, as I have my toothbrush, my sleeping bag,
the squid, I think, thank you something you don't buy
on site.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Again, the trash Unfortunately I was part of that was
being thrown at these girls indvertently because I brought my
entry pass to get in to talk to these Juggalos.
Is I bring a big rolling cooler full of beer,
seltzer shots, etc. Because then I'm like, because they're all
poor and they need it. So yeah, it's basically bribes.
But I brought it out to the juggle at pageant
and much of the guys saw and they're grabbing beers.

(01:23:27):
I'm fine, and then they said, wait a minute, there's
all this free beer here, why don't we just throw
it at the girls? So they were now Gina, they
were responsible. What you do if you're going to toss
a beer at a girl who's shaken her bee hole
at you on stage, drink at least half of it
before you throw it there, gentlemen, because you don't want
to hit her and knock her out. Right, Jay said,

(01:23:49):
show your beav.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
And gentle cover being gentleman. All right, So Sea Mass
at the gathering of the Juggalos. So this is one
of the girls I was talking to. Her name, she
goes by Whimsy Moon.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
And as what he was hinting at here, there is
a younger generation of Juggalos out there. The figure Insane
clown Posse big hits were late night late nineties to today,
so that's where a lot of folks big hits.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Yeah, all those household names, oh yeah, all those songs
that you'll never forget.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
So Whimsy Moon is now a she's a second generation Juggalo.

Speaker 12 (01:24:18):
By myself, this is my fifth gathering. My dad has
taken me since I was six, mainly during the day
because he didn't want to expose me to the night settings.
So I guess since like two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Really nothing really happens at night. That's that weird though, right.

Speaker 17 (01:24:33):
It can be.

Speaker 12 (01:24:34):
Matter of fact, be careful. There are people going around
with a white water gun with a blue handle. It
is laced with fetanyl.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Oh oh, and she's been going since she was six,
and I be advised. I saw the other six year
olds there. Not to be fair, there are certain juggalos
that push back on the kids and dogs. There were
a ton of dogs I was talking to. Actually, this
is the first year I met not one, but three
different what he show fans there and the one guy
was telling me, yea man, I used to camp here,

(01:25:03):
but I can't because it is twenty four to seven
fireworks and which is not great for dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
No, Like, if you have somebody who's uptight and dorky
like myself going, would I be physically safe or would
you get essentially assaulted?

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
That's that's a great question.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Greg and I have said this even at a night,
even though day or night doesn't matter, you are safe
just walking around the gathering. No one's going to just
jump you out of nowhere. But once you get in,
you know, you start getting into the mash pits, or
you start taking things that people are handing. You, don't
take anything that anyone hands you. They have fentanyl and
that fentyl narcan kids everywhere, fentanyl tests everywhere. Wow, because

(01:25:39):
people do die. Now, what she's talking about here is
there was there was a rumor going around that there
was fentanyl laced water guns being sprayed. Now to me,
that just sounds like that sounds like a panic or
hysteria for any other crowd. Right. They made that announcement
from a stage on the Tuggle was like, please be aware,
we've got a coorse. Blah blah blah blah blah. So
here is again she's been going since he was six

(01:26:01):
years old. Here's more from a whimsy moon.

Speaker 12 (01:26:03):
It is laced with betanyl. There's been twenty people that
ended up in the medical tent. There's also a group
around the gaming area that has put LSD inside of
water balloons. I got smacked with like three the other
day and I was not okay. I almost ended up
in the hospital, So make sure you're careful. It's just
I know they're trying to do it for fun, but

(01:26:23):
they they shouldn't do that because not everybody is going
to be okay and betanyl is not okay. Bean is
not okay to be spraying people with no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
People. It's not okay.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Sounds like a festival in a prison yard. So well,
legit scared.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
How do you mention that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Great?

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Because a guy walked up to me. So I'm walking
around on my microphone, so I'm aware that I'm i'm advertising,
I'm available to interview. This guy said, oh man, I'd
love to talk to you, but I'm not supposed to
be here. Showed me his ankle monitor.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
I've got a great idea. I think next year you
bring Samy with you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Yes, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Just cry in the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
But I don't even know what I don't want to
say that. It's again, it's if you're just they're chilling
and people watching. It is not dangerous. No one's attacking
you except.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
For with water guns, with fentanyl and water balloons.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
And as we've talked.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Before, your cans is inside of the face, right, don't
jump in the mash bit.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
If you if you stay, stay back and you're fine.
Again the fennyl on the skin, and we've that's that's
debated if that's harmful. All right, So we're gonna take
a break, will come back. We have some more coverage
from this year's gathering of the Jugglers. I see pe
oh my god, ICEP fans gathering in Ohio. We brought
up the idea of sending Sammy next year to the

(01:27:33):
gathering of the Juggalos with Sea Bass is all plus
one Sammy two dope.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Sammy two b to dope, or we can call her
violent sam.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Oh true, she's small.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
She could dodge Josh Garbage being yeah, you know, she's
so small she might end up getting thrown herself.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Like a midget kind of thing, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
All right, So Gathering of Juggalos twenty twenty five, Sea
Bass on the scene.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
What's next?

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
And the biggest headline I saw is something that we've
been tell talking about here and Medice has been mentioning, dude,
the huffing and the nitrous is still out of control,
and it was more out of control here than anywhere
else because inside the gathering of the Juggalos there are
no laws, no rules. And now Galaxy Gas was the
big brand that everybody has been freaking out about.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
That's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
I don't know what's you know, where that went? If
they got suited out of existence.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I'm like, what was even used for other than.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Every Juggler is walking around with balloons or big tanks
of nitrous, so much so that it is starting to
it is starting to concern the older Juggalos. This is
what one older Juggle had to say to me about
that public service announcement.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Drop the balloons, pick up the blunt. Drop the balloons,
pick up the blunt.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
It's a good chair, good song, you know. It's actually
a really good thing that they say that. It just
shows that they carry about each other, and they carry
about it because like among the Jugglos, they think of
each other as family. It's a clip from a past

(01:29:01):
gathering of the jugs.

Speaker 10 (01:29:03):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
So this older Juggalo saying, get rid of the nitriss.
This younger Juggalo says, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Another public service announcement. Give me all your free balloons
and also blunts.

Speaker 9 (01:29:15):
Whoop boop, smoking blunt after doing galaxy gas, like you're
on a different planet.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Well that's the brain.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
That's the thing. All huffing does is kill brain cells.
But you see get people walking around with a balloon
in their hand like it was.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
A cocktail in that crowd. Not many brain cells to spare, right,
you know you're already starting at a disadvantage deficit.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
We talked about how long Juggalos will go and travel
to get to the middle of Ohio, the lengths they
would wish, they will they will take. And I met
a guy who's who was to be fair, very nice
to me, very sweet to me. He's an artist named
Silent Gonzo silent silent guns, silt with two t's, and
he had driven a ridden quite a ways to get
to the gathering. To you, how long you get in here?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Three days? Three days?

Speaker 15 (01:30:00):
I left on a Friday morning and came in to
Columbus or Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Sunday night, what's that run to get from Seattle to
Columbus on bus?

Speaker 15 (01:30:09):
I think I paid around one twenty four but I
also bought it an advance, like a month or two
in advance.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
So did that include the return ticket?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
No, I'm actually flying back.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
Oh wow, he'snee so modern. It's one of those, you know,
big time juggalos.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
So three days to get there. He got there the
Sunday before the gathering, so that the gathering. I think
the doors open Wednesday night. Maybe there's not the real
shows like Thursday, Friday, Saturday sleep up front. Well that
he talks a little bit about that and the cost
to get there.

Speaker 15 (01:30:41):
And I spent I think it was like one hundred
and about one hundred and twenty year roughly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Wait a minute, if it costs the same to fly
as it doesn't take a bus, why don't you just
fly both ways?

Speaker 15 (01:30:49):
Well, I was supposed to come with somebody, and we
weren't sure about the real ID thing because it was
such a new thing. I didn't know if they were
gonna let me fly or whatever. And now I know
that they will let you fly, but it's like an
extra five minutes, extra security type thing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
So what did you do because they're gathering open is
what Tuesday or Wednesday?

Speaker 15 (01:31:08):
Right, Wednesday officially, but the party starts, you know, way
before that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Oh yeah, I got a pre pregame.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
P that's three days of living and sleeping in a
parking lot again in ninety five.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Degree heat, but bathing all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Oh sure, A lot of folks will go under dava.
They do have a water spigot, and what, especially after
dark is people will just strip naked. And it's designed
to fill up water bottles, but they'll just get under
there and shrub their hair. Smart. That's actually a good idea. Yeah,
so that's you know, I couldn't do it for an hour,
just sitting out there doing nothing. I have drugs, but
that helps. So again silent Gonzo with two tea's. He

(01:31:44):
is an artist from Seattle. Took them three days to
get there, and he was very good, very nice to
me and nice to describe and show his art, which
he uses a very special medium.

Speaker 15 (01:31:55):
Well, I use a lot of spray paint. I go
around town and I acquire these signs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Sex says push button for bubble.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, they're made out of metal.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
So he stole signs choir.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
He comes around, unscrews the sign that say like push
button across the street right, takes those from the city,
sure and just and then uses them as art campuses
and turns around sells them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
I go around town and I acquire these signs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Sex says push button for bubble.

Speaker 15 (01:32:25):
Oh yeah, they're made out of metal push button signs,
the ones that we have in Seattle. And then in
the end, I just splatter blood all over it. You know,
I got a few blood splatter ones.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
It wouldn't be the Juggles that it were't Blod's flat right,
exactly right, authentic. Well, he didn't even blink. What he said.

Speaker 9 (01:32:41):
That crazy is these people live this life thinking, you know,
it's all real and like even the even the rappers
are like, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
This is a joke the clowns themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Yeah, but this is like real life to that.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
Okay, So so with that menace, think about Coachella and
how everybody poses for the weekend, like, oh, like I'm
going to be this like ethereal bohemian goddess before I
go back. So but at least these guys sound like
they live this life.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Three sixty five.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Yeah, it's not the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
This is authentically the still real to them. Yeah, as
the saying goes, And it's funny you brought that up
because I had that conversation with a guy there. He's like,
you're not gonna make us look better.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
And highlight.

Speaker 12 (01:33:25):
My day?

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Watch me good?

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Right up? My bony cuts you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
This is a song that hab It's called watch Me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Remember You? And what the story out of a supream
bay O don't stop.

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
It cuts this girl's finger off with a with like
a juggle hatchet and drinks the blood.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Throwing Magi me slowly and your life.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
And it's funnycause I talked and they talk about, like
all their songs about family and about murdering people.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I have a question about the minutia of the set.
Is it, for lack of a better word organized. Are
there pas with like clipboards and headsets that say like
time for the patch.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Golf carts looking at tickets, some sort of production so.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Yes and no.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Yes, there are golf carts that are rolling people around
because again it's it's the surface of the sun hot
and you're hiking everywhere, so the artists and stuff get
getting carded around. There is a an E. M. T.
Like golf cart that I saw in use several times.
I think one I saw that. I read that one
girl broke her neck on stage Saturday, And forget the
overdoses and heath stroke had to be through the roof.

(01:34:53):
But that being said, if something happens to you, don't
you don't ax about to get help. No one's coming
to save you necessarily.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Can you tell me about some of the things they
were being sold there? Like I said, mostly drugs, but
there were like so yes, a lot of t shirod items.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Oh yeah, I got to eat they got car Carneif
one year, I want to go and like apply to
be a vendor and just sell carnefood and just I'll
give it away for free, just so I could talk
to people and they can tell me their story or whatever. Yeah,
there's like you know, hot dogs, petes. There are carnival rides,
oh say it really like carnee style rides, but they
wheel in.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
But like, what were some in the more interesting items
that were being sold, like a couple of years, I
forget what lots of.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Drugs obviously weed, dildos and things of that nature. It's
mostly T shirt.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
Did you get a T shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
I mean I have, I have other ones in the past.
There's nothing new, you know, and then artwork people got
that's sort of thing, and then people people will sell
beers and shots and faygo and whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Insane clown posse gathering of the Jugglos in Ohio. Sea
Bass was there to cover it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
I talked to this guy. He was backstage while I
was waiting to talk to a big Jay Oakerson about
the misjuggle at pageant, and he had a very interesting
hand drawn T shirt that he wants to tell me about.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
First gathering. Haven't had gathering, so.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
You're backstage with all the women. So that's a good idea.
The juggle at Miss juggle Let pageant. Did you like
how it went?

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Oh? I loved it. I have recordings to fill up
my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
What are you gonna do with those recordings?

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Never know?

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
Pretty guess or too.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
That's for me to know and for y'all not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Because one thing that happens any any of the I
will give the Juggalos this. They are not pc I
mean there's it doesn't even enter their thoughts. So the
the misjuggle Let pageant, as well as the Wet t
Shirt pageant, involves live a live sex show essentially like
girls And even in the mis jug Let pageant, it
getting kind of boring because enough girls were showing their anus,
and so one of the female judges, not Big j

(01:36:48):
Or Lewis Gomez, got up and said, I want to
see some fing you know, and started talking about women
body parts. So some of her friends came out. Three
of them just started live hand stuff with each other.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Stage. Well, they had saved the event.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
And that's what our guy with Lawrence here is talking
about with his shirt about my first gathering. Now want
juggalo p word is he's getting those videos for the
bank bank Yeah, sure, you know ninety five degree Ohio.
So at this point I asked Lawrence, well, okay, you're
here in the middle of the day. How are you
gonna hook up with these girls?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
I work here. I work night shifts, so during the
day I come in and enjoy the festival.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
So you're local, your local to the area.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
I'm I love less than thirty minutes away.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Oh, so you can potentially take a lady home tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
If it comes on to it in the morning or
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Yeah, you do, not for her at your house.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
That's for them to find out when we get there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Essentially, he's a man of mystery.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
His body's in the basement. I would love to know
what he does for a living, so he I think
like picks up trash, you know whatever around in the venue,
because they still they do have portapottis, which anything that
isn't from the band is immediately spray paint.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
It or tagged like they have to have their deposit bad.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
They have a ten for at ms and it's all
tagged and Wiener drawings and just like whatever am I was?
It was that my imagination? Did I hear like a
donkey in the background. A lot of guys will have
megaphones because they want to holler at girls who were
walking by, and you know, show me, show me your
b hole. It's funny. So I got out of Lawrence's way.
He was talking to one of the girls who competed
in the misjugg Let patcheant and he goes his line

(01:38:26):
to her. I didn't put a mic on him, so
I didn't want to screw with his you know, his fans.
So how much for some private time with you? She's
a million dollars. I'd be hanging out holding out for
that one yeah, I'm sure that's very real. Said again,
if you wanted to go Sammy, they have some good

(01:38:46):
supporting acts three six Mafia gar.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Right, So there's there's some decent hip hop, and then
there's a thousand juggler bands during the day that no
one watches, so it's not uneventful. There's a real band
I was didn't want to see.

Speaker 5 (01:39:02):
As I said, is a great there's room for you
to join the family. Yeah, you see that great job.
As always, I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Like I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Yeah, you know, I got a ninja patching her charm
and you can.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
More shows next hang on to worried about the long
term Stiller, but no one's brought up the long term
effects show. There's no circulation to the cream is weird?
The wood Show so insane.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Clown Posse did all the recap of the audio that
Sea Beats collected.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
For his trip to the gathering in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
If you're just tuning in now, you'll be able to
catch it on the podcast where you can find I'd
just go to the Woodies Show dot com or wherever
you get podcasts, with the exception of Greg Gory, Spotify.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
That's right, No, Spotify still working on that. Sometimes we
working to forever be I think it's a one sided battle.

Speaker 12 (01:39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:39:59):
Yeah, Well it's all automated customer service. And I tried
to go through LinkedIn and reach out to people, but
still no response.

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
Still nothing. Have you tried the whole pizza trick?

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Yeah, sending pizzas to the office. I have not, I can.

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
Yeah, they worked with that security company that you dealt
with that one time.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:40:14):
I found out their headquarters and then I just kept
on sending ten dollars pizzas.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
To their front until somebody called back. Dude, guess what
they called me? Right away? We fixed the issue. Yeah.
Are the Juggalos still considered a gang?

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Well, that was the March on Washington in twenty seventeen,
right where they JUGGALOSY and ICP showed up to protest
that the FBI had or classified them as a loosely
organized gang. And that's not inaccurate. I mean, they don't.
They don't amongst themselves, you know, taked out, you know,
rob trucks or whatever, hold up people, extort people, right,

(01:40:52):
not not as a group, not organized, but they share
a common ethos, which is crime essentially. Or we've just
heard that people steal stuff just to paint on it
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Here's here's a little clip from uh, from that march
on Washington back in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 17 (01:41:07):
Amazing I wigs out flips man, we know watches in DC,
ain't she? This month's expensive just came out to represent
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Woo woo woop poop. Hell.

Speaker 18 (01:41:26):
Yeah, you really should totally be proud of yourselves right now.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
And this is that's real talk.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
If you could back your backbone, what's.

Speaker 9 (01:41:35):
Sack you kid?

Speaker 18 (01:41:36):
You should be up in one of them porter bodies
right up yourself. That's how proud you should be.

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
I guess feel there. They're up in trees, they're in
porta potties.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
Uh, if you're good enough, so you should be taking
care of yourself with your mouth yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:41:52):
If it's too nasty up, but there you should be
up in one of these governmently landscape fine maple trees.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Let ye yourself.

Speaker 18 (01:42:02):
Putting them on your skin, flute.

Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
Something, just frugging.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Out yourself, don't you all right now? Because you're here?

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
There it goes. Yes, the family chat, Yes, they marched
on Washington.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
That was thinking back on that That's one of the
most surreal things I've ever seen in my life, because
this was legit the same you know, the mall where
MLK and here are as, you heard babies, people in
face paint, the speeches about how you know he's just
riffing on the the sort of sex acts you should
be performing on yourself in the middle of Washington, d C.

Speaker 9 (01:42:40):
I know, but any type of fan base organizes in
some kind of way. And you tell me that no
Coldplay fans have ever committed crimes.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
You know what, I don't think. I don't think in
the numbers that juggle those happens.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
What do they do? Jump the turnstile at the subway
station the way out of the show. You could you
could say, like even like high prof wild crime. You know,
that's what a what a stretch?

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
What I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:43:05):
Wow? Yeah, like all the Coldplay fit they're really known
for their.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Like random of a company.

Speaker 9 (01:43:10):
Uh huh, didn't steal millions of dollars, didn't play Coldplay?

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
Yeah what what I get it?

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
What saying is that every so people containous crimes. Yeah,
everybody likes music of some kids.

Speaker 6 (01:43:23):
Yeah, therefore, therefore any would have liked music as a criminal.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
So I saw this this clip pop popped up about
the nineties and the gangs of the nineties and like
these girl gangs that were because you know, male gangs
are always big, but I guess the women went off
and they started like forming their own, like girl gangs.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
My crazy life.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Yeah, hold on, here's here's a little clip from that
from that news story.

Speaker 8 (01:43:46):
It's Saturday night in LA and this sixteen year old
who calls herself Shy Girl is getting ready to go out.

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
Her look is critical. Shy Girl is a force to
be reckoned with.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Yeah, oh yeah, Shawnee Girl and her.

Speaker 8 (01:44:01):
Friends Bend It Beaver and Wicked are going out to
kick it to get down, to defend their hood.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
They're gonna go Bended Beaver and whatever the name is.
They're gonna go piper down and nutrient.

Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
Shawne Girl and her friends, Bend It Beaver and Wicked
are going out to kick it to get down, to
defend their hood, their neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
They will use whatever it takes, box cutters.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Nice guys, fool driver, bottles, osies, very thing.

Speaker 19 (01:44:34):
The violence level is such that as the Chadow's race
to respect women, women were delicate creatures and so forth
and so on, and you come out here and all
of a sudden you're seeing guys with their throats cut
because they were selling rock at this woman's territory, Beaver.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Beaver.

Speaker 8 (01:44:52):
The gangs call themselves scissors, dirty punks, Kleenex B thirty eight,
some down and dirty. They roam staking out territory, dealing
drugs and asserting their strength and independence.

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Yeah, that's the thing. You want to show how strong
and independent you are as women. There's some hardcore we
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
Across them, stick stones and oozzies like whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Drivers.

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
So, anyway, that was that was back in the day,
back in the nineties. Some of the girls icp jugglos
Coldplay fans.

Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
Yes, thank you that one sensitivity training for a politically
correct world show.

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
I don't care about your feelings. All right, we're wrapping up,
getting the hell out of here.

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Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Yeah, happiness is temporary, but so is misery, So try
to enjoy the whiplash happiness, and one more time. Happiness
is temporary, right, but so is misery. So try to
just enjoy the whiplash.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
Back and forth, going back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Yeah yeah, sometimes though it feels like one is more
than the other. Yeah, not balance.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Yeah, you strive for at least the balance. But all right,
good one for money.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the Wooies Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMDUBM.
I quit this bitch,