FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 21st 2025 Podcast

Cafeteria Taste Drive, Redneck News, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion? Is it flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody morning. Now we're talking

(00:49):
pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning. It's August the twenty one,
twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show.
I'm one of that's Greg Gory. Heip Menace is here.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Up.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We got Gina grad who has some show and tell
for us. Gets there a second. There is Sea Bass.
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
Von our video producer, is here. We've got Bort, we
got Mengi. They're doing their thing in the Woody Show
production department. We have the phones open for you at
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send us a text

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this morning over to two to nine eight seven. Also,
Medice would like to have me mention the Instagram, the Facebook,
the Woody Show social media accounts, all that stuff. Finest
follow us on social media at the Woody Show coming
up for you today. We have a Woody Show Taste
drive and back to School season, and our friend Morgan

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has somebody that she knows who is a cafeteria lady
out of school, and so she has some actual school
cafeteria food. Now, I don't know how we got this.
She'd give away the schools food. I don't know, the
same not legit. Well, I mean it's legit food, but
I'm sure we're not supposed to have it. Yeah, maybe
it was left over, but Morgan said we can get it,

(02:03):
and so she got it. Yeah, so we'll do because
it's been I'm I can't tell you last time I
had a lunch or any kind of meal from a
school decade. Yeah, yeah, like a hospital. Sure, maybe I
had like a hospital meal from airplane food. Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh yeah I had some school food, did you. Yeah,
because you know, we once in a while we link
up with no kid hungry. Oh yeah, the charity.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, and then so they that's why they're hungry.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, no, no, no. I went to go visit one
of the schools and the show just to see how
that process works. And then they had me have lunch
with yea.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, you know, I never had to complain. People would
bitch about like the cafeteria food and stuff like that.
I never I'd liked the school lunch. Never in your
meals around it. I was never a pack your own
lunch kid. That guy always had school. Yeah, I would
get whatever it was at.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
At school, which dude, it was really messed yeah, oh no,
it was really messed up.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
A dollar fifty. It wasn't like expensive.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Well back in the day, like everyone would have their
ticket for school lunches. But if you were like getting
the free lunch because you know, the peanut butter and
jelly sandwich, no, no, no, you were, yeah, you were
just like on a system. They will give you a
different colored ticket, so all the other kids knew that
they were like poor.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well see we would have like if if you forgot
your lunch or didn't have lunch money, they would give
you or on that program, they would give you the ticket.
But your ticket only got you a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich. And it was like four inches of peanut
butter in the world's smallest like little thin layer of
jelly where you couldn't even taste the jelly. It was
just straight peanut butter sandwich.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Everybody got the same food, but you just knew that,
oh that kid got that.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Schools like that too, and if they were half, they'd
cut the ticket, so you know it was partial.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Hey, oh my god, we got a brandy redneck news.
We'll do the trending news headlines, got the entertainment stuff,
Birthday's porn of Birthday all coming up. I said that
Gina had some show and tell and speaking of taste drive, Yep,
not a cafeteria item. But this is we've talked about. These.
These are the new limit, the addish cheese it Wendy's Baconators.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
I love cheese its, but I don't like powdery flavored
cheese its, but bacon the baconator.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Greg has been the cheese it hater as long
as I've known.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
The worst flavor goldish. They're okay, but you have a
weird chemical flavor.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Way better than golf. Yeah, so Hair, I'll grab some
of then and then you can pass them along on
that side. They're there, Gina. Yeah, so they're they're just
cheese it, but they're supposed to have this Wendy's baconator
flavor to them. They do have a lot of like
kind of like seasoning powder on the outside. Smells a
little pet food. You do, guy, Well, yeah, fake meat
always sounds smells like Yeah, it has like a you

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you immediately kind of get like a bacony like dog, Sammy,
don't pass it to me before you grab some for yourself. Yeah,
it doesn't taste like bacon.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
No, that's what people always say though, and I can usually.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't know what it tastes like, but not bacon bacon. Yes,
it tastes better than it smells.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I was.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
I agree with all that, but yeah, this is not
if you told me, if you didn't tell me what
this was, I would not guess bacon.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
It no way disgusting.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Don't waste your money. What I don't hate it. I
don't look. Let's face it, by the end of the day,
this box will be empty because you know you're going
to dip back into it. Menace Sea Bass will certainly
dip back into it. I can't tell you that I'm
not going to dip back into it. It's all yours.
I really really really don't like it.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So what do you give it?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
One one?

Speaker 7 (05:38):
It smells like pet food, and it tastes like like
not bacon, not cheese.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Its weird, sang like a weird chemical pit to it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Don't like it. I give it a six, one one.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'll keep on eating it if it's not a party
and a bowl.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I know it's a cop out, so I won't say five,
which is what I want to give it. Okay, I
could take it or leave it, really I guess more.
But I love augree it. Man, I'll give it a six. Yeah, yeah,
because if it's got to be taken or leave it, like,
I'm more leaning toward the take it and then leave it.
I wouldn't buy these, no, no, you know what I mean.
But if they're sitting here in the studio available, what

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are you giving a set?

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Yeah, it's a six because as a cheese it goes.
It's fine, there's a It's just it's a very slight
extra salty and neatness is maybe bacon. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
The pet food angles there because Greg and I have
eaten a lot of pet food.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
And it smells just it has that yeah, are that
liquid smoke sort of flavor a little bit? But I
do like I do like cheese it. Now, Wendy's didn't
incorporate cheese, It's and anything on their menu, right, this
was just cheese it's doing the Wendy's Bacon eate or
flavor cracker. The Taco bell did the big Taco bell did?
They had that which was lame. That wasn't very good. Yeah,

(06:53):
that was very bland. It didn't have enough of the
cheese it flavor. Yeah, like when they did the dorito. Yeah,
it was almost like the on a on a piece
of matza or something on matsa cracks correct.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Yeah, yeah, but I love regular cheez its. I love
the extra toasted ones.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Those are good.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
I just like powdery one. You guys can have these all.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, Well we try the mount so we saved you
at least a few bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, eight seven
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to two two nine eight seven. That crap all over
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what do you show? What's up?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
What show?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Podcast listeners? It's menaced and just a heads up. This Tuesday,
August twenty sixth, I'm gonna be at Raising Canes, Long Beach,
another location in Long Beach. You're gonna want to be there.
I'll be there with Bort. We're gonna have a ton
of giveaways. It's happening from one pm to three pm
this Tuesday, August twenty six. You're not gonna want to

(07:53):
miss it once again, Raising Canes this Tuesday, August twenty
six in Long Beach on Carson Levard. We'll see you
there if.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You're listening, because you love it listening. This is the show.
All right, welcome back. It's Thursday. It's pre Friday. Yeah,
August the twenty first. That's the best when it comes
to the holiday state. It's a National Brazilian Blowout Day.
Love it?

Speaker 10 (08:19):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
That is hair trained hair, yeah, straight and the whirly hair.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Your wife goes at that stuff at dry bar. That's
what she's Is that what that's called. Yeah, Brazilian? Okay, Well,
I see Brazilian. I think about like waxing. But that's
what you're paying. And it's a National Spamoni Day. Growth
like Spamoni just the Italian ice cream, right, is that gelato.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Flavoroni has like like nuts and candied fruit in it.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm not a fan.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
That's gross.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, no, because the the Italian is it gelato? Yeah?
Because that's that's good. That's super creamy.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
It's Simoni is basically like a Neapolitan, you know, like
the chocolate, the strawberry and the vanilla.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
But this is like Stashio and carry nuts, no things.
Birthday's porno Birthday killed up here a couple of minutes.
Also the world of entertainment. But Gina's got a little
thing here. We got to see if we can figure
out who this woman is talking about. Oh yeah, very curious.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Now I did a lot of combing through the comments,
and I am ninety nine point nine.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Percent sure she gave the answer.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
So okay, you guys, listen and see if this sounds
like anyone you've heard about.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay, so this is a nightmare celebrity. Who is the
nightmare celebrity she's talking about?

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Okay, So today I'm here to spill a little tea
on this a list celebrity who I have worked with
them multiple times and they are the worst. Everybody can't
stand them. It's not just me. Here are my notes
on this person. I'm gonna give it rapid fire. This
person is the worst. Her teammate us try and find
lavender scented candles at five am in Washington Heights because
she didn't like the smell in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
To be fair.

Speaker 11 (09:52):
Pete Davidson had hot box everything and made its really
strong and smell. I personally saw her make three very
young pas. They were like eighteen to twenty three year
old girls, very young, green, new to the industry.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Made them cry, cry, cry cry.

Speaker 11 (10:08):
Her team made this huge stink before she got there
that she could only eat off of this gold plated
silverware and forked with a fork and knife, and then
they left it behind in her room after they left.
When it was announced that this was the person that
was coming to the set, I saw a room of
fifty plus seasoned industry professionals literally throw their heads in

(10:30):
the sky like this and go because nobody wanted her
speed the want that was there, And then they all
started just swapping stories about how they had just worked
with her and how much of a nightmare she was.
Who do you think this person is?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Jennifer Lopez?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, I mean it's either two people. It's either Kim
Kardashian or Arion Ariana Grande. But I'm guessing Arionande.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
That was my guess as well, because the Pete Davidson thing.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Yeah, of course, yeah, And can we stop using the
phrase made someone else cry?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You make yourself cry.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
Yeah, that's true. Someone's killing your mom in front of you.
You're making yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
If some diva bitch is yelling at a kid, I
hate you made me. No, whatever you chose to, I
chose to cry. I know you either chose to react
to certain way like you, you make a decision.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Now, I've only I've only met her in an indeed
street setting, and I can't say that about Arianna Grande.
She's been cool. But if it was her brother, I
would say definitely, and her brother got to be I
don't think that.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I don't think that Gina would bring it up if
it was Ariana Grande's Frankie Grande. Okay, the girl who
just spilled the tea, her.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Name is Angela Barrello. And I combed through these comments
and here is the one that I landed on that
I was like, there you go. So some girl wrote
in Jlo or Gwyneth Paltrow, Angela, I saw.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Maybe because they said the candle thing. So for whatever reason,
I equate Gwyneth Paltrow with candle.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Everyone does.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Now.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Angela wrote back and said, I cannot confirm or deny
that it may or may not be one of these two.
The girl her said, so it's j Loo because she
said no to me when I said, Gwyneth, oh right
about the j LO boom.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
She sucks. She sucks so hard. I have never met
one person who's had any interaction with her at all
that was positive. Not one person. These are people I
personally know. But you were cool people.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
But if you didn't know anything about her, you think, oh,
she seems cool.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
She no.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I mean, did you guys watch her documentary that she did?

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Oh my god, all you have to do is watch
that documentary. And that was when she was still with
Ben Affleck and he was so funny.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
She was just so uptight about everything the whole time.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Did you watch the JLO document I sure did not.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
The movie?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, that she's so oboptious.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Apparently ergy apparently no.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Good wide see energy all right, I met as. What
else happening in the world of entertainment today?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Well, Apple TV Plus has picked up Ben Stillers a
new comedy based around pickball. Guys, it's called The Dink
pickle Ball. Now it's around pickball, dude. I don't know
about you, see best, because I know you're a big
comedy fan. But Apple TV is kind of being the
spot for a comedy. I do like their other comedy show.
It's called Stick. It's around golf, right, Yeah, I haven't

(13:19):
watched it, Yes, I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah. That's kind of came around on Apple TV because
like when it first started, you were not a fan.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well because they didn't really have a lot of content
and I'm like, what is this, you know, But now
they're coming out with a lot of hits, and I
think it's the spot for comedy. They also have season
two out right now for a TV show called Platonic
that stars Seth Rogan. That's I think that's good.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Is that the second Plus there's still Vehicle Studio or whatever.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
This one actually came out before the Studio like in
twenty twenty, and they're just catching up on season two
of it and it's pretty funny. So I check that
out if you're big into Apple TV. Plus. Also this
story here, now, let me let me ask you if
you would be embarrassed. It's about Joe Jonas. Okay, Joe
Jonas of the Jonsh Brothers. He's embarrassed because when he

(14:10):
joined the High Club, he made a little accident, so
he was hooking up with somebody in a bathroom, but
he didn't have his glasses.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Came out, No, no accident, dropped the little nugget.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hethroom, he didn't have his glasses on, so when he
got out of the bathroom, he high fived who he
thought was his drummer, but it was actually the fly attendant.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
So it was really really embarrassed. This sounds like the
correct This sounds the kind of way that you would
tell stories. Is it keeps him up that night, he says,
I'm such a dork. I high fight the wrong person
after looking up with this hot chick plane.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
That is the douchey is dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, stop, it's not embarrassing. That's intentional support his story. Yeah,
but let's not pretend. Yeah, I agree with that is.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
The high club like frowned upon if you're not flight.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah no, no, no, it's not commercial flight. It was private, right,
that's something so who on.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
A private private plane.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's kind of just like goes with the flow, right,
it's I think it's not an accomplishment on a private plane,
not at all. No, because it's your plane and bathroom, right.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
And you could just do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Well, a lot of times it's not their plane, like
they are essentially are chartering it. They're not really checking
for the trey.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Table.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Would like some of them be uptied about that.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't think so. I mean, technically blah blah blah,
fire hazard safety whatever. I'm sure some people don't even
bother going and using the restroom. I'm sure they're just
like right there in the cabin, you know, Hey, flight
at tenant, you just like go hang out there and
keep your eyes averted Wolf of Wall Street style.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah, exactly, like privacy. Please.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
All right, Well that's one of Greg's dreams, you know,
I would do. I would like to fly forty thousand
feet the cabin, get a beach.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
You know, like like hey, pilots, stay in there, just
to be half an hour.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I've never done for an hour.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Well, yeah, you will make it fun, ye.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Ride that's too long. I've never done it on a plane.
I have done it on a on a not a
cruise ship, but like a faerry, like a ferry boat.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Okay, okay, that's gross, thank you.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
I was in Greece.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's basically a water bus. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
The sea level high club.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's the Greyhound of the bed.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
They do have that plane at the Las Vegas Airport
where you can do it. You can pay to do it.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Right now speaking.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
If there's two guys I know who are going to
be in private pods soon on a plane and would
have all kinds of accents.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Sexual each other for like medicaid, I would go to Dubai. Yeah,
your own rooms. It would be super show time. Yeah,
but who are we going to do that with each other?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Hell, watch other do it. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah yeah, just watch yeah, like bros do that all
the time. They mutual you bro out in the sky.
All right, MTV Awards. I've been seeing the promos, a
lot of promos coming out now. I have saying that
it's gonna happen September seventh, twenty twenty five, and Sabrina
Carpenter is going to be there also. It's gonna be

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the forty first year of the award show. They still
kept it going during the pandemic, and I think they
did the best job during the pandemic with the Award Show.
They actually did all this like I don't know a
cgi where it looked like there was a crowd all
the other award shows were mega lame, boring, but I
think they still did a great job. But when you
still do a good job.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
When you look back at that time and like sporting
events where they had like the cardboard cutouts of people
in the stand, Like, there's so much cringe worthy crap
from back to that COVID time.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Was it the Oscars or the Emmys where somebody in
a full hazmat suit will go to their house and
hand them their award.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Remember, I don't remember that. I think it was remembresent
day of getting it that way. I remember like the
the like for sports, the piped in crowd noise.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, it's just at least MTV still made it look
like an actual award show. Yeah, they wouldn't even look
any different.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
But it's the fact that we knew that. It wasn't
like why even't bother you know, just do whatever is
you're going to do. But like the a c GI
audience and hardboard, it look good.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I do miss a lot of the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Though, that's a favorite time. All plans are cancering is canceled.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Everything was quiet, nothing was crowded.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yeah, Brooke Shields, she admits that she's kind of addicted
to self tanner. Are you still bro glowing?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
You know I bought the bro Glow, never used it
and I have not tried it yet.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Well you're almost yet. You're gonna go on vacation soon.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, Yeah, Yeah, you got to get a base.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, bronze her naturally and doesn't make her look orange.
The brand that she uses is called tan Lux. See,
my wife has some stuff which I think is kind
of the same thing as the Brolow, and she's kind
of like it on.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah. Like I'm saying, if she's wearing like a certain
like uh, you know, dress where you know, she needs
like the color like onleves, shoulders or whatever that where
she wouldn't normally have sun and it works really well.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
And I want to give a big shout out to
tan LUs because that's what I use.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's called tan Lux the Gradual and it rules. Yeah,
I'll check out the Broglow. I'll let you know how
it goes. It's spray or no, it's like a This
is like the Broglow is kind of like a it
comes to like a those big like lint mints, lint myts.
You know, it looks like this big like kind of
like fabric glove and you put stuff on it and
you just kind of to use it to uh, you know,

(19:40):
just rub rub in and make sure that it's all
kind of even and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, he's rubbed it
all over your body and do.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
It on the plane.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Jel, there we go this.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Shimar Wen it's.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
And you know you don't do what And we'll start
with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Kim Katrell. Samantha Jones
from Six in the City. She was also the Mannequin.
Remember in Mannequin? Come on, it's could be one of
my old school eighty movies that I go back in
the line she is. Guess how old today? Greg just
throwing this out there, sixty nine he's sixty nine. A

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Surge Tankian from System of a Down is fifty eight today.
Actress Carrie Anne Moss Trinity from The Matrix, She's fifty eight.
Olympic gold medalist and human Lightning Bolt Usain Bolt is
thirty nine today. Alicia Witt, who was Zelda and Orange
is the New Black is fifty and then Brody Jenner
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Speaker 1 (21:09):
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Speaker 2 (21:10):
She was in Girls Find a Lesbo Way to spend
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Thursday morning look at what's happening around the world of
entertainment here on The Woody Shows. The Woody Show, all
right's another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World,
pre Fridays, Thursday morning, August the twenty first, twenty twenty five.
That's Greg Gory. We got menace. What is up? Gina

(21:52):
grad is here? We got Sea bass. We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. Take it to calls. Phones are open
at eight seven seven four before Woodie. You can send
us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
Back to school season is here. It seems like every
couple of days there's some more and more schools that
are going back. Today just happens to be the day
that my kids go back to school, So my wife

(22:14):
is psyched. Yeah, yeahs day.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Ever, you know what it is, it's.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Just getting back into the regular schedule. Yes, summer's great
and it's cool, like you know, you do different things
or whatever, but it does throw your regular schedule off. Yeah,
and getting back in that sense of normalcy is pretty nice.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I would see in that age group, you would be
a chauffeur for a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh yeah, that's all my wife did, right. It was
like this one goes here, got to pick them up,
bring them over here so they can go grab this one.
But the time this thing's over and then and then
you got your own stuff to do. And honestly, my
wife and I were talking the other day like we
are so disconnected right now because between her doing all
that stuff, my work slash, you know, flight school, you know,

(22:58):
get my pilot's license and stuff. We barely see each
other maybe.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Like you said, ten minutes a week, give or take.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
It feels that way honestly, probably maybe maybe an hour
a day.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
And we're the same and we don't even get an
hour because my husband is constantly with his boyfriend. Now,
he's all his time working out with Tony Horton.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Good, he says, they're working out.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah right, yeah, right with him a two dog's house.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
I don't exercise. If that's what's happening over there.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I hope that's not what you were suggesting, Morgan.

Speaker 12 (23:35):
We can do the other one, I guess.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
So it'll be nice to get back into the regular routine.
And also like that's why this time of year is
also really good for my wife and I for you know,
like our no kids. Yeah, you need it, you know
a little break and akay, you know it's it's it's weird, man,
like there are there are times just when you're married
and you got kids and everything, you do feel more
like roommates sometimes.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
For sure, you know, like business partners kind.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Of yeah, because it's like you guys are both on
task for whatever the hell's going on inhold splitting up responsibility.
I'll handle this, you go handle that, and just there's
not a lot of togetherness.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, you know, cuddle time.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I like not even like where there's like you can
have the same meal at the same time. Nothing, not
a conversation. Well, I can't wait until you're back here
at eight thirty because I'm getting up at one thirty
in the morning, so like I'm going to eat earlier,
and everything is, everything's just joined, No, butterfly.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
I think it's weird when you don't eat together, Like
that's borderline sad time.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
I totally agree. Like his little dinner was waiting with
foil on it in the oven.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, because I had to go to bed right.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Sometimes I'll text Mario and say, hey, I'm gonna go
ahead and eat now because you're not home yet, and
I find it weird and sad.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I agree. I'm with you, because dinner.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Should be together.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yes, my wife was mad at me yesterday. She went
and got her haircut and colored and the whole thing,
and I knew she did it, and then I guess
I didn't say anything. Damn well no, but yeah, I
never said any time.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
I never said they get their haircut.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
You can't tell, thank you, a different color. It's not
a different color highlighted, it's just noticed.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
A high She doesn't have roots anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, well, you know what, I've barely seen her, so
like I don't know before No, but she's like, are
you serious? I go watch because it's dramatically different. I go,
is it really? I said, if I had to do
a police sketch right now, this is what I would
have described, like haird to about, you know, just below
the shoulder or whatever. She goes, I cut about and
she held up her hands about this much, and it

(25:40):
was about like, I don't know, shoulder longer than that.
So she did cut it a lot. She cut it about.
It wasn't six inches, it was less than an iPhone minutes,
which we all know is five and a half because
that's the average were erect. I would say, she held
up what was like the three quarters of a regular
sized iPhone.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Okay, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, okay, now I'm supposed to notice that, yes, yeah,
so it's easier to her was getting long?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, no way I would anybody would notice.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Right, And yet the time a lot of times pulled
back or you know, just like I'm supposed to notice.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
No trick question. Your wife doesn't like wearing ponytails.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
No, and she does every once in a while, not
not a ton, but like you know, I do see
her with her.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Hair back, and I wouldn't notice if you paid me.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
Yeah, I mortgage chopped a ton of hair off and
nobody said anything.

Speaker 12 (26:31):
Don't remind me. Yeah, thanks, guys, No one said.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I said something about it.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
I said something.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Okay, that's right, Gina, and ministered, Look.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
It's so short, it's really.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
And on the page getting normal.

Speaker 12 (26:43):
Yeah, but you you said you knew she was going
to get it done, so you should just say something, right, No,
But then.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I forgot, like I knew, like I looked at the
schedule because I like, I got out of work and
I go, all right, what's going on the rest of
the day. What do we have today? The last day
before the kids go back to school. I knew it
was going to be a busy day I had to do,
and so I'm looking to go, okay, we have this this.
Oh yeah, she's going at two o'clock to go get
her hair cut. Cool, and so like it was like
going to bedtime, I'm like wrapping up and go all right,

(27:10):
what's the plan for the tomorrow? Kids are going back
to school? Right, and then what X, Y and Z.
Today's another day where I'm not going to see her.
It's like seven o'clock. And then at that point I'll
see it for probably a half hour before I.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Go to bed.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, to come back here the next day. Like so yeah,
Like I don't know, man, I just I forgot in
the in the in the whirlwind of the day.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
You forgot to compliment.

Speaker 12 (27:31):
You could have set like a scheduled text or email
when you were going to schedule.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm not doing that to.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Send it like six pm.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Like hair, when you leave the salon, your hair is
all nice and blow dried professionally. It looks the best
it's gonna look even the whole time, and you didn't
even notice how good it looked, aside from it being
cut in colored.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
It was I'm sure, very nicely blow dried, possibly curled.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Now I wouldn't I wouldn't say anything if it was terrible. Yeah,
that way for them to say something, and then I
would give my honest opinion, like you got to keep
it real so they can fix it.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I don't care what she does with.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Their hair's so what if she went super short.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like Pizzy cut. See, I mean that she would never
choose like that, Like so like that's not a that's
not a thing that she would do if she decided
to do it. What am I going to do about it? No?
Literally nothing, it's over right.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Some extensions.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well, it's back to school time. And Morgan has a
friend who works at a school in the cafeteria and
got got us some of the cafeteria food. I am excited,
which I haven't had school food in quite a while
decades for you know, you know, sometimes they'll invite the
parents to the school or whatever, but it's it's never
like a meal time. Although now, man, dude, I tell

(28:55):
you my kids, there's like a Chick fil A day.
Excuse me, Yeah, they bring in Chick fil A. Yeah,
they put an order in the legal chi Yeah, that's
like legal chie campus.

Speaker 12 (29:11):
Right, what's it's like a college campus. They're just bringing
it outside food.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Like well, no, there's a lot of schools.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I think that I told you in my senior year
they put a Taco Bell Express in my high school,
but it only had two items though. It was uh
tacos and then bean Breedo.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
My high school had that too, and we had pizza
Hut pizzas.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yeah, we had a cart Yeah, Domino's.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Well this is you know, because they don't have like
my kids school, they don't have like a cafeteria. Cafeteria,
you know, so there's not lunch ladies in there preparing food.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
My school didn't have that.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Yeah, let's let's break for the saddest story, because we
know that Greg's High school used paint from the prison.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yes, so did you have a second hit And we
had no cafeterias walk up window, They sold like soda
and donuts.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
It was a commissary.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
He was a prison.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
It was like when I see cafeterias in schools, I
think that's only in the movies.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Now, we had you have your lunch, and I liked.
I liked the school food. That's back in the day.
I don't know what it is now. I guess we're
gonna find out.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
I will say it looks delicious, y'all.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I like it. I don't know if he's being serious
because she all she I heard her talking about in
the hallway is how it stunk up her house.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
Oh yeah, all is smelling right now.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
I intrigued because my kid loves the school food. And
I asked him, I'm like, what do you like? And
he said the chicken dumplings. We didn't have dumplings, cheese, casillas,
fish sticks, still going strong in schools. He likes the
cheeseburgers and this is gross, hot dogs but he puts
ketchup mustard and mayonnaise on it, like.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Pizza, beef and mashed potatoes.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
He likes the orange cheese and the orange chicken. He said, no,
good mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
We had pizza. There was spaghetti, but it was like
all stuck clumped together like megastarci to where the sauce
wouldn't even penetrate. It would just kind of be like
sauce on top of a ball of what used to
be like regular spahetti pasta tried out. Yeah, there was,
there was. We had that. Uh, we had chicken nuggets

(31:14):
and that was. That was pretty much the regular rotation
of those those three things. Every once in a while
they would do like a like cold cut kind of sandwiches,
like a turkey sandwich, or you always had the option
of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
That's boring.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
But that was That was pretty much it.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
We had a massive cafeteria, but nobody ate inside of it.
It was empty every single lunch. Everyone ate outside, but
they got.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Their food from the cafeteria and went outside.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
A lot of people just bring their own sloppy jo's.
Oh yeah, and have sloppy Joe's.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Tell me if any of you have ever heard of this,
I guarantee you haven't because this is a Kansas thing.
I think it was created in Kansas or Missouri. Chili
with a cinnamon role and you dip the cinnamon role
in the chili, which is a real thing in Kansas.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
That sounds like clean.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
No, no, that stuff sucks.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
That sounds disgusting.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
It sounds the same, sounds good.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Anyone from the Midwest like from that like concentrated area cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, we got there. We got the cafeteria food taste drive.
We'll see what these kids are eating these days and
if it's any good, like we're always hungry, we want
to try it out. I might be having my wife
pack lunches for the kids after this. Oh yeah, although
Chick fil a.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Day, they get very excited. Legal chick Fili, legal chick.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Filio, show.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
See.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I told you guys, the's have been hanging around these
uh Wendy's bacon eator flavored cheese. It's they're disgusting that
we talked about. I keep dipping into them, yeah, because
they are not, in fact disgusting. They're not disgusting. Yeah,
it didn't help that you guys said smells like dog tree,
but I've just ignored that part and I don't even

(33:01):
waste the time to smell them. I just put them
right in my mouth. Again, I still wouldn't buy them,
even though I've been dipping back into them. Yeah, Gina
brought these in. We tried them earlier.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
There's slightly above mid Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now we do have a wood he showed taste drive.
It is back to school time. It's been forever since
I've had a school cafeteria meal. But apparently, uh Morgan
knows people who work in school cafeteria got people well, and.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
There's specifically with the special needs kids.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
You know what, you might want to leave some information
out because I'm not sure that we're supposed to have
this food. I'm sure there's probably a couple of kids
at least who are not going to have a meal.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
Out it could have been an extra.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Stay. Yeah, it could have been. So anyway, Morgan goes, hey,
you know back to school time. I can get some
school cafeteria food in here for a taste. Drive to
see what the kids are eating these days. Yeah, because
I mean, hey, Gina's son seems to be a big fan.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Oh he loves to school lunch.

Speaker 12 (34:01):
He would rather eat there than take his own lunch
to school.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Yes, wow, because men I give him the menu the
next like the day before and okay, do you want
a sandwich or do you want you know, fishing?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Interesting, but your mom ever do that for you? No,
ask what you want? Whatever they make as well.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I didn't have a menu.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, we didn't have a menu. I had to working parents,
and my mom would just leave the dollar fifty or
whatever on the you know where. I would take the
house key and I would leave the doord to go
catch the bus and then that was it. I can't
imagine her caring.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
I know really, my mom would see the menu and
you go, oh, tomorrow's macaroni, and she I know you
like that one, feel like.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
You have macaroni?

Speaker 7 (34:42):
And she'd do that every night.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, we go through the lunch would you like a.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Lunches also have become big business where they become instagrammable
as well, where they have special lunch boxes with little
compartments and like yes, how.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You Yeah, so it's scot because Morgan spent all this
time heating this food up. She slaved.

Speaker 12 (35:07):
We should really eat it while it's nice and warm
and microwaved.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Right, Oh yeah for sure. Is that how they do
it to the schools now too?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Microwave?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
They put them in the ovens or they how do
they prepare it?

Speaker 12 (35:17):
I think they're served warm and they're just in these
like heating things.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah, it's like an airplane basically.

Speaker 12 (35:22):
You guys didn't get to see it. It was in Yeah,
I mean it has this plastic wrap on.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Top of it, so I don't know, gas station meal.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
Yeah, I don't know if I did it right, but
I put it in the microwave plastic and all.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, well whatever, I'm sure they're doing that for the kids.
So it's built like a microwave meal. It's very shelf stable.

Speaker 12 (35:39):
Oh it made my fridge smell real bad yesterday.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Okay, so tell us what we have here and again, well,
this is what the kids are eating. Yeah, this is
what the kids are experiencing in schools. Now, it's been
decades since I've been in school. But we'll see if
they're still eating. Why I enjoyed our cafeteria food. Let's
see if it's still growing bodies.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
So again, I couldn't take tons from the school, right,
So we have little bits of everything. Some people might
not have everything. We have a burger, a hamburger, no cheese.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
You're not gonna like look at that. If this is
a hamburger, that's white.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
That was chicken.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
This is chicken.

Speaker 12 (36:13):
Some people have a chicken burger.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
Here.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
You can have my burger if you want. That was
like a wheat bun to.

Speaker 12 (36:18):
Me, stupid whe just very plain meat and bread.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
So there's no Why is there no cheese because maybe
there's a you know why? You know why?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
It is the wheat bun as well. Michelle Obama made
everything healthy.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
I like this.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
It's not terrible.

Speaker 12 (36:38):
So this was one day's option. You could either have
the hamburger or the chicken burger.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, it's fine. It comes with some fries.

Speaker 12 (36:47):
And if you'll notice on your plate, the fries are
season it's a crinkle cut.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I don't think this is all because that was dried
out pasta like with red sauce on it. This looks
like a soy mixture. It doesn't look that doesn't taste
or feel like beef.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
I don't totally hate it, though.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well I'm sure it's a really high grade beef. Aren't
used to that beef? Yeah, is horrific. The chicken sandwich.
I agree like with Greg, like it's excuse me, it's uh,
it's not awful, but like for the kids will eat anything.
It's this stuff the kids eat. And then also like
if you just had like maybe a little bit of
ketchup or a little bit of mayonnaise or mustard like

(37:26):
it would it would totally it would set it off.
Greg would elevate the game. I give it. Okay, we
got to keep this. We are used to finer cuisine
in this room, right, we have very refined palates.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
This almost tastes like a burger you'd eat at a
friend's barbecue. So it's fine, So I will. I'm gonna
keep my grades.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Real as if I was a kid in school, getting
back to my my school days and that chicken sandwich,
I would give a seven. Oh well, that's pretty high
even without the ketchup. If had ketchup or mayonnaise, I
might give it an eight. Oh yeah, if I put
some mustard in manaise is.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
On it, I would love it.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Now, these are supposed to be fries, crinkled cut fries.
Look at that thing, mate, that's terrible.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
But it's amazing how they made them so flavorless.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Really with the seasoning color that takes talent.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Absolutely, this one was covered in seasoning to where it
looked red and it's gotten.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
You're right, No, it's devoid of any discernible flavor.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
I give the burger a six and the chicken a four. Okay,
chickens kind of rubbery.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I give the I give the fries one.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yeah for the fries. Give the burger if you jug
it up an eight.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
If that's so.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
I forgot to mention. The chicken sandwich is supposed to
be crispy chicken, but by the looks of it.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
It's bread.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
It's okay, Christy is not the right word for that.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Now it's not tastes fries with a.

Speaker 12 (38:52):
I'm surprised you guys are finishing the little burger pieces.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Honestly, another fun Okay.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
Okay, So the next day, your options are either orange
chicken with quote not so fried rice whatever the hell
that means.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Crap.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
If you don't like that, you have the option to
have some palm pizza bikes that yeah, you have some sauce.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
But my kid lives for orange chicken day. So I
want to see what all the.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Hype is about it. Orange chicken, orange chicken, fried chicken
with orange sauce chunks.

Speaker 12 (39:24):
It doesn't look like real chicken.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Carrots rice. It needs more sauce.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
It needs more sauce.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
It does, but it's kind of like the Trader Joe's
orange chicken stuffs good and it just needs more.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
You need to excuse yourself, right.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
No, I like it. I'm not knocking it.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
That's why you taste Uh, that's tastes some of you
got Panda. The rice is awful.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Menace. Isn't like uh, brown rice, anything whole grain or wealthy.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
We has anyone bitten into one of those pizza bites.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I'm all bread, really crack it open.

Speaker 12 (40:03):
When I was in high school, we loved getting they
were longer, but.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
They were like, oh that's awful. The inside of this
pizza bite, man is you're not wrong. Without the rice,
it blows terrific carrots.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
All the rice sucks, and the sauce to dip it
in somehow makes it worse.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Really tastes like perfume.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
The pizza bite has no media and it's just it's
just mozzarelli inside dough and again very little mozzarella ry.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
The sauce sauces I kind of like, no, I don't know,
bucket for you, little watery No.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
It tastes like perfume. It doesn't taste like tomato sauce.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Okay, let me go with the orange chicken. I'll give
the orange chicken. I'll give it a six. It could
be way better if it wasn't microwaved and also then
sitting out for another fifteen. So that's that's number one.
But also with a little bit more sauce on it.
I think it, you know, it'd be it'd be better.
But six and six is fine. That rice blows, that

(40:55):
blows chunks, that is I think that's the way. That's
worse than the fries. Really, yeah, it has absolutely no taste.
The only thing you taste are the little chunks of carrot.
That's it like. But nothing else has any flavor whatsoever.
I bet you prisoners eat better institution for it.

Speaker 12 (41:12):
And this is low protein too.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Oh very I would give the chicken as a kid
an orange chicken in eight because I'd be like, Sweet's
orange chicken Day.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
But this whatever you call this a pizza bite, the.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Pizza parm bite, This is parm This.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Is like styrofoam arm with no cheese and a sauce.
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Explain the taste of this sauce. Greg, I don't know
what they're freaking about. The sauce.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Sauce.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
It's like it's you know what sauce. It tastes like,
it tastes like lunchable sauce.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
That sounds like marinara.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
It doesn't taste like that.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
There's like a weird there's something wrong with.

Speaker 12 (41:46):
Her and finishers. What do you want to take it
out of here?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Please?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Okay, I'm keeping an open mind, gen and I'm trying
it again and again, and it's literally it's you could think.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It's rag Maybe I'd have rago in a few I'm
getting from that sauce. It's kind of like the spaghettios.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Yes, it's the smell.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, it's kind of like the spaghettios sauce.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
It's low grade, but it is just you can taste
how cheap and low grade it is, but it doesn't
make it terrible.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Like I said, it's a lunchable sauce.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I feel bad that my kid is eating this.

Speaker 12 (42:17):
Hey, and he's loving it.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Apparently nothing stopping you from making a meal. Guess what,
guess what? Do it every day?

Speaker 7 (42:23):
And because school lunch is free, they can go around you.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Lunch is free. Yeah, well it should be.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Look at what and that's why they make their own choices.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Wait, yes, well hold on, how are the school lunch
in the district.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
He's in, even it is free, explain, zero charge.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
I'll explain. So you know how I brought up. No
kid hungry, So no kid hungry. The charity they'll feed
the entire school, no matter, not just the kids who
can't afford it. Yeah, no matter what income level.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
So like a waste.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yes, agreed, they could be doing more for kids who
really can't afford it.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
And because of that we don't control. I pack his
lunch and it comes home on touch. But again, he
can make his own choice because it's free.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
They make it free for everybody because then you automatically
show a divide between people if they're getting the meal
that no one else is.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Poor kids should be shamed. I'm not saying that, but
I'm saying, like, you know, you could. You could actually
if there are kids who can easily bring in however
much they would charge for this garbage, you can pay
for it. That way, you could take more kids other places.
You could feed more kids who actually need.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Exactly just look district by district. This is a low
earning district, do it there. If it's a high earning district,
they're fine.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
And everybody knows who the poor kids are.

Speaker 12 (43:34):
By the way, charging charging for this would be a crime.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You can't pay for that lunch.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
I do love no kid hungry. We don't. These meals
are not from them.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, this is not that. Yeah, yeah, I wonder the kids.

Speaker 12 (43:52):
But the best part of this is I didn't bring
enough for me to try, so I didn't have to
eat any of it.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
We should also be not this isn't just like a
big out of a trade. These are little individually pet package. Yes,
you just take to a kid.

Speaker 12 (44:03):
And they're trying to get them through the line as
fast as they can't. Just grab a box and go.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, they look like like the meals that you like
a gas station meala you know that you would get,
you know, from the little refrigerated section. Now, how many
of those would it take to fill you up today?

Speaker 5 (44:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
How many of these little page day four?

Speaker 10 (44:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I would say like two two and a half, you know,
old day Oh no, because the zep bound man like
that says that zaps it out in the old days.
But when I was a kid, Oh, when I was
a kid, I could probably six of those things. But
I was skinny and active and played sports and all
the stuff.

Speaker 12 (44:38):
Don't kids always come home starting every.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, because you're always hungry.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
You're always hungry, stay hungry.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
God, nobody want to trade for this garbage, though I
trade your money.

Speaker 12 (44:47):
You guys rated it pretty high.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'm chicken was the chicken was the best thing. And
that's saying something. Yeah, I think overall he's in the
five six range A Morgan, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's now he's ire thanks to your special ed cafeteria lady.
Oh yeah, or is she?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Maybe maybe it's a man.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Maybe I'm throwing you off right, No more woody shows next,
hang on don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be
right back The Woody Show. Greg had a question about schools.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah, I was talking to Menace and Sammy the other
day about our high school experiences. How I didn't have
a cafeteria. How we when I was a freshman there
was a smoking section, et cetera, et cetera. And they
both said to me, oh, well, what did you guys
do during your free period? And I said, I don't
even understand that question. Recess a free period like an

(45:46):
entire period.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
But you didn't have class, right, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
And you can go on campus if you.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Wanted mega nuclear what?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
But what the hell was that we didn't have a
free period? We had? It was study hall?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yes, no, no, no, we got to we got to
leave campus. So, yeah, my fourth period. But it's mostly
like your your junior senior year, you'll get this. So
my fourth period class was a free period and it
ruled because all my friends also had the same free period.
So we would go to my friend's house.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
We would drink.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Forties, we would cook chicken nuggets, we would shoot pellet
guns in their backyard, and we would get drunk and
ride bicycles in the backyard too. That was fun. And
then that's also when I got in that fight with
that guy and broke his nose. He showed up and
we fought to leave school in the middle of school.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
So that point one period per day.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Yeah, why not just leave school an hour earlier?

Speaker 6 (46:41):
I mean that depends on what open period you had.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
So yeah, you didn't get to pick it right.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
So well you could try to change it and manipulate it.
But so for me, at our school, most kids would
do lunch. You leave at lunch at like twelve twelve
thirty and then not come back because you would have
open sixth period, which was after after lunch, and so
they would just take that and never come back. Now
for me, I also had open six with my friends.
But if you had I had cheer, if you had

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a spot or a seventh period, you would have to
come back.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
We were We were not allowed to leave the school.
In fact, they had people who would be at the
exits and like, if you tried to leave the school,
they go, hey, where are you going? You had to
have like a they call it a sign out pass,
a note saying that your parents were picking you up
or whatever. And then if you were trying to come
back into the school, you already had to have something

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like you were coming back from the doctor's appointment or
something like that. So there was no in it. Now,
it was like a concert venue. No in and out.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Privilege had the best time. One of my favorite memories
is so we had a friend. His nickname was Parrot,
and Parrot got really wasted on one of the bikes
and he crashed into the side of the house while
smoking a cigarette and when he got up, the cigarette
was all bent and hanging, so he got back on
the bike and was riding around.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Dude, how did you have Yes, you had at because
the school time.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we could leave.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
For lunch as seniors, but that's like twenty five minutes. Yes,
they weren't even allowed to leave for lunch.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Period we had open campus we could leave. But yeah,
a free period which I've never heard of this until
you guys brought study Hall.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
That's what we have that.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
No, just had classic. We had six periods and you
went to class each period. Yeah, there was a study, three, lunch.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
And then three and you were allowed Now you were
allowed to put your head down and nap like study hall,
like if you didn't have work to do, or you're
just going to do it later when he got home
as homework or whatever. Yeah, because it was an open period,
but it was in that but you had to be
in that space. You had to be in that room.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Now you could go get drunk and ride by.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, you couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Parent, No, you couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh, this one time, Greg, you would love this one
time we made like these sexual clamation movies.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
All right.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
So, uh, this guy in Canada, he was woking up
by an intruder in his apartment. He confronts the guy,
and by confronted, Greg, I mean he the dude kicked
the intruder's ass inside out to the point where the
intruder ended up in the hospital with life threatening insurance. Awesome,

(49:15):
that's what's up.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
That's what you get.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
What's not awesome? Get this for beating up the guy
in his apartment uninvited, who had a weapon, and who
was there to rob him or worse, he got arrested
for him. By the way, the guy who broke in
already had a warrant out for his arrest. So the
public is pissed. People are pissed. Officials are pissed. This
is Ontario Premier Doug Ford talking about what he would

(49:42):
do if he was in that same situation as this
guy who had this uninvited visitor in his place. Here's
what he would do.

Speaker 14 (49:49):
So this criminal that's wanted by the police breaks into
this guy's house. This guy gives him a beating, and
this guy gets charged. Something that's broken. Know, if someone
breaks into my house or someone else's, you're going to
fight for your life. I'll be scared to break into Kevin.
Look at it. He's like a linebacker. He beat the
living crap out of the guy as he should.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
So that's right. That's Doug Ford. That's the brother of
Rob Ford. Remember him, that dude Toronto the crack video scandals. Yeah, yeah,
the kind of Chris Farley looking guy.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
As crazy as it sounds, they say, when you're in
that situation, you kind of don't want the person to survive.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Oh right, because.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
It's way it's way easier to deal with.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, that's just another rule they got to change. They
got to change that law. Somebody comes into your house,
I don't care for what reason. They're uninvited. They're in
your house. Yep, fair game. I think I think all
the rules of what happened to them, or to what degree,
I think all that stuff goes out the window.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
And I can't imagine disagreeing with that.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Right, that just seems like the most common sense thing ever.
Just property, Just give it to them. No, you're broke,
so it's worth killing somebody over property? I go, well that,
I guess that was a question for them. Is it
worth dying? Right? Exactly? Yeah? Like, I don't know why
you're in my house. I do not invite you here, Like,
how do I know it's just to rob me? And

(51:09):
even if it is just to rob me, uh no, no,
simple Yeah, And how do you know they're not there
to kill you?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I want to sit in here and watch you bleed out? Right,
then I don't. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
I used to be of the mindset, Oh I could
never shoot an intruder. Now I totally could not. Only
could you you want to?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I would? Probably? Yeah, I would. I would in the situation.
I don't want the situation, But in the situation, I'd
be like, huh, silver lining of this situation is I
at the end this person's life target? Right, here.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, I would love to hear from somebody who disagrees
I do.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I do own guns and I got no problem using them,
very comfortable with them. I also have a burner gun.
Oh that's so cool. Those are cool, man, I really
do want one of those. You I are and burn
a burner guns and they're they're not lethal. Anybody can
own one and they shoot these projectiles. We use them
when we did the Woody Show Olympics. Yeah, and they hurt.

(52:10):
Oh well, we were all bundled up and a ton
of stuff. But yeah, I mean you can and depending
on where you live. If you live in California, you
can't get these. But they have like chemical rounds for
these things, where some have pepper, some have this other thing,
and then they can you can incapacitate somebody for thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah, they start like wanting to pew dry heaven.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, because you feel like you're on fire. The one
with the pepper. You feel like you're on fire. And
they readily sell those outside of California and a couple
other places. But you can just readily get those for
your burner guns, and you don't. Here's the thing, if
you don't want that to happen to you. Don't go
into somebody's house uninvited to rob them or home invader,
to beat them or to kill them, or but don't

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go into those places.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
And into somebody's home.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah. Yeah, that's it easy, that's it, That is all. Yeah.
I told you about the guy who I'm friends with
and he saw on his cameras that somebody was going
through his truck. Oh yes, and he went out there
shirtless with a shotgun, put the barrel of the end
of the shotgun right to this guy's cheek and he's
whimpering like a like a stuck puppy, like shaking whatever.

(53:20):
It was the most satisfying video I've ever seen. I
could have I could have jerked off to it like
it was so good.

Speaker 12 (53:27):
Didn't you.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Good?

Speaker 7 (53:30):
You got to go to the range with me, because
the more you go, the less like you're just it's
muscle memory.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It's great, But I've.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Wanted one of the whole life shoulder rule.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
That's someone's son or daughter, haha, says the text. I agree,
like I love when people got but that's someone Yeah,
so was. Jeffrey Dahmer raised every rotten person that's ever existed.
Who everybody, just every human being start to finish hates. Yeah,
everybody was somebody's son or daughter.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
They had a family.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Yeah okay, well that family did not do right by them.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Dead men tell no tales.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
That's why they say, yeah, you kind of don't want
them to live.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Oh well, yeah, wasn't there some infamous story about a
guy that was breaking into somebody's house, broke the window
and cut themselves and bled, and then the family sued
the home own.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yea, and they broke the window, they bled out on
the fire skip. I believe it was in Boston.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
And there was another one where they broke into a
school and fell through the ceiling and sued the school district.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Well, somebody just texted over three one. I kind of
remember a robber fell through somebody's ceiling or chimney and
then they sued the owner of the place and they won.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
The school district the school they were robbit children.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Can't judges? Don't judges have the right to say, get
the f out of my courtroom.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
I mean, if there's laws as bad as they are
protecting these idiots.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I want to give away burner guns on the show.
Can we Yeah, I mean they're they're great even too,
like just for carrying, like they keep one in your
car kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Done and done. I'm absolutely getting one.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah. Gun that's fun too.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, but like you know, taking like a burner around
like to the eyeball would be not good. Your eyeball
would explode, would be on fire.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I've been going back and forth and getting one for
a while.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
They're like, I mean there's like different kinds, and I
want to say the cheapest on the song is about
three hundred bucks. Maybe that was like five hundred. Then
you have this big ass like rifle looking at that
one's cool. Yeah, So that's that's a little too much.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
What's the pepper one? So when when you shoot it
it explodes peppers?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah, Like so there're those are illegal and those rounds
are illegal in California, Okay and a couple other states.
But you can get those pretty much. You can get
that part of your your burn a starter pack. At
a lot of other places. They get you the gun,
the co two cartridges, the the you know, the pepper
or the chemical rounds and stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
They should make acid ones and they.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
Say skins, so you can get like ones that look
like fire.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Sleepy, I don't need any of that. All right, We're
gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We've got
some of the trending news headlines next year in the
Woody Show. Hang on, Sit tight, The wood Show, The
Woody Show. And that is Jena Grad with the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
Yeah. Well, Hurricane Aaron is now a Category two storm.
It's really churning off the east coast. It's already really
messing with North Carolina's outer banks. Got heavy rains, strong winds,
dangerous surf. Parts of the Barrier Islands are under evacuation orders.
Highway twelve is closed, and lots of beaches.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Have banned swimming.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Obviously, as crazy waves and rip currents keep getting bigger.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Doesn't stop people from trying to go down there. I
love it.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Even though Aarin may not make landfall, it's wide windfield,
high sea levels making flooding and erosion up and down
the coast even worse, and the worst impact is expected around.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
High tide today, So just you know, be careful.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
California Democrats want voters to approve a plan letting them
redraw congressional maps through twenty thirty. They say it's needed
to counter what the Republicans are doing in Texas. Both
parties are trying to gain about five seats in their states.
So for California, the plan has to pass the state
legislator first, and critics say special elections for this would
be way too expensive.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Dude, it's crazy. I see the story and I've said
it before. Not to get deep into politics here, but
this Texas thing, that's a bad idea. Yeah, like that's dumb.
But all the people who are rooting for that to
happen and then rooting for all, right, well, let's go
California and New York and Illinois on the other side.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
If they do it, they do it.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Do you realize like what you're rooting for.

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Like in the long run?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, because I again, I'm not delusional to think that
our votes really mattered all that much to begin with,
But now it's just it's right there on the sleeve. Yeah,
it's just completely transparent that officially doesn't matter that. Yeah,
that the citizens do not matter. Yeah, like because the government,
the people who are in charge, they're going to do
whatever they can to stay in charge and to just
do whatever they want anyway. Yep. And what do you

(58:06):
as the voter or what are you as a citizen
going to do about it? But like, why are you
rooting for that? Like I don't want Texas to do
it either.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
And each state just gets more and more extreme, Like
don't we all just kind of want to chill?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Now there's people making arguments that, Okay, well these other
states have been jerrymandered to oblivion already, right, you know, like.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
For me, it's willful ignorance. I just I see the
redrawing a congressional map story and I can't I.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Know, you can't take it in follow it.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
Well, Democrats say it's worth it to keep up with
like what you said, what the GOP is doing In Texas,
Republicans are on track to finalize their maps, and Democrats
get ready to give them a fight in court. So
back and forth, back and forth. Well, a federal judge
in New York has denied the DOJ's request to unseal
grand jury documents from the Epstein criminal case. The decision
makes it the third time that a judge has denied

(58:57):
opening the files for the Trump administration.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
But there we can't get transparentcy.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
That ain't happen. Yeah, kind of seems like this grand
jury thing is a.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Waste of time.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Critics are also criticizing the administration for seeking to unseal
the records when the dj already has hundreds of thousands
of pages related to Epstein. The judge in the case
stated that releasing the records could result in threats to
the victims safety and privacy, and that was the reason
why they winded it sealed.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Oh really, that's the rest.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Can you argue that it's also a danger like there
are people who were Epstein supporters or complicit Like those
people are just out there wandering around huh, unaccountable for
any of their actions. That's danger too.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
We should see who's taken any long trips to what's
it called on uh where you can't bring them back? Uh,
just forgot the word extra dighting. Yeah, Like, oh, I
just want to take a good little trip to Cuba
and see what they're doing. Like, okay, we got to
keep our eye on that guy. Do you guys know
the name judge Frank Caprio? I do, Oh my god,

(01:00:01):
what was that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Cotton Providence or.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Yes, Cotton Providence is known as the nicest judge in
the world, and that there was the viral TV show
Caught in Providence. He died at eighty eight years old
from pancreatic cancer. This guy was loved for his compassion
and sense of humor on the bench. He became famous
for showing kindness to people in the court room, you know,
like yeah, they would say like I can't pay this
because I don't have enough money, and we'll have a
close him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Oh good, yeah, from Cotton, Providence. So this is a
judge DiCaprio. Rip uh, And this person is there to
fight the parking ticket. Okay that they got, Greg, Yeah,
these are good.

Speaker 15 (01:00:35):
So ah, you have a one ticket on Cushioning Street,
no parking eight to ten correct?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
And you were there?

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Oh no, the one I literally pulled up in eight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Ticket was issued at.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
There's right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
And fifty eight seconds.

Speaker 15 (01:01:01):
And you can't park there until ten o'clock. And you
violated the city ordinances. These are the city ordinances, Inspector.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Quinn, She violated that point. That point two will get
you every time, judge.

Speaker 15 (01:01:16):
And our pocketing enforcement officers are second to none in
the country.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
So what do you want to tell me about this?

Speaker 15 (01:01:24):
Taking us wrong wrong path in life?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Oh, now you're blaming the cock clock. Oh see, I'm
sorry she's blaming the clock under cop Inspector Quinn, What
does justice demand in this case? Is this jail? Ten
o'clock means ten o'clock, Judge ten o'clock telling me that growing.

Speaker 15 (01:01:46):
Up man, I think nine fifty nine is close enough
to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Manter's dismiss thank you, he was super cool man and
like there are a thousand videos just like that where
he's being.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Coolsion like great guys, survived by his wife of almost
sixty years, grandchildren, great grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
He will be missed. Idaho killer Brian Coburger is.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Crying from his jail, So you guys, in case you forgot,
he was convicted of murdering four University of Idaho students.
He's now in jail. He says he wants to be
moved to another wing because other inmates are threatening him sexually.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Who cares what he wants? Yeah? Right if he ask
his victims what they wanted.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
Not even a little bit in a form he wrote
to the jail. Uh big wigs, he said. The inmates
have told him I'll but blank you because they didn't
even write it out, and the only ass they'll be
eating is is his.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
He should honor. Then Yeah, hey, man, you're the one
that chose not to die via you know, death penalty,
Like you made that deal, so you would like, yeah,
so what do you think it was going to be?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
He said, he's going to enter prison with a target
on his back and there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
So you're pretty much I'm sure not. Well, it doesn't
make great decisions, but by all accounts, he's a sharp guy, right, Yeah,
So you have to have had and he was very much,
you know, researched in criminal justice and things that was
that major. So you would think you would have been
able to anticipate some of this stuff that you're witnessing
right now that you're experiencing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Couldn't see it coming.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, so too bad, so said, yeah, thrown to the
dogs exactly care.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Well, something is finally being done about those stupid gym
cancelation policies, and this affects me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I don't know how long I've been paying for this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
The FDC is suing La Fitness, saying that the gym
makes it important seemingly difficult to cancel memberships. The lawsuit
accuses Eli Fitness of a legally charging consumers hundreds of
millions of dollars and unwanted recurring fees as a result
of this ridiculous cancelation policy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
So what is the policy? Well, like, how do you
have to go about canceling if you're at La Fitness.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
From anecdotally, you cannot do it online or.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Over the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
You have to must go in and then argue with
them about while they try to upsell you even more membership.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
So you have to go in because I went through
this as well. You had to go in and you
had to meet with the manager and you had to
make sure you go there. When the manager is there, Like,
and I was on the phone, I was like, dude,
just cancel me. And they're talking ish to me. Is
the asking me if I was on drugs? Which I
don't think I was at the time, but like, dude,
they were talking so much to me on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
It's like, does it look like I'm using this place?

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
I went through this as well.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
And when they take you and you're like, yeah, I
just want to cancel, they do. You have to talk
to the manager, but they take up so much of
your time. They don't just go okay, Well, cancelers are.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Like, well, would you like to and we also we
provide and you can't get away.

Speaker 12 (01:04:35):
You have to go to the gym you originally, so
like if you moved which the country anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
Texas or wherever the location you signed up and they
wonder why they're getting suited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
It's all the same companies, so they're not like individually owned.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Because there's a no, because there's a membership tier where
you can either do the one, your local one or anyone.

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
See, I don't want to say, because they could possibly
be franchised. I don't know. Right, you do have to
go to the original, but there.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Is a membership tire where you just go to anyone
in the country. So they're connected somehow and they say
they're not doing anything wrong and they're confident they're gonna win.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Not Can you cut it off at the source and
stop the payment method?

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Probably, but you maybe you'd go to collections.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:05:16):
Maybe, Oh, guys, I have something to admit. So I
worked at La Fitness a short amount of time and
I was entry level, which is the person that sits
at the front desk and half of your shift, your
six hour or whatever shift, is cold calling people trying
to get them to either renew their stuff or update
their payment stuff, and then the same job as if

(01:05:36):
they were to come cancel. I'd have to say like, oh, well,
you know, how about we do this deal instead or
there you go, Like that's all you're trained to do
is just keep them, keep them keeping.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I looked it up. All La Fitness locations are corporate owned.
There you Go does not offer franchising or independent ownership opportunities.
So that's ridiculous if you've got to go into the
location where you signed up.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yeahah, that it's insane. Well here's something else that's insane.
Gen Z is turning the back on leggings. They say
it causes body image issues. This is a new trend
fueled by TikTok videos. Linking is saying leggings lead to
body dysmorphia, and sales are backing this up. They dropped
from forty seven percent to thirty nine percent. So loose sweatpants, shorts,

(01:06:15):
other relaxed styles come and becoming the go to thing
younger celebs pushing for this bag year clothes. And this
is a pretty big change for something that used to
be at every not gems coffee shops.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Class seas supporting this movement for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I did see something on this greg where it says
boomers wear leggings. Oh yeah, so a month ago when
it was all the cool thing to do is have
the leggings.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Yeah, you could become a boomer and one day, yeah
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
You can automatically become a baby boomer.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Over and again. None of these boomers comments they even
know what year a boomer.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
Have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Jenexter's parents, I'm almost fifty. That's my parents exactly. My
parents are boomers, baty year old parents.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Right, this started with jeans, like if you had skinny jeans, yeah,
like regular fitting jeans, Oh you're a boomer. And then
you have to have bagg your gens.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
But you know it's a word and the word that
didn't really catch on. If you're a female who wears
like skinny jeans, still you're chew gee cheogy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
You cheogy.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
All right, Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
All right, thank you very much. We appreciate the updates.
I really need to know what's happening with the leggings
world and the baggy pants work. We're gonna take a
break that we'll come back. We got a brand new
redneck news that will be next year on the wood Show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yesterday was Jeff G's birthday, and I had no idea.
I saw a bunch of people online like wishing Jeff
G a happy birthday. So from everybody here at the
wood Show, happy birthday to Jeff G who were checking
in with on the sports. He puts the gy in
Garcia Soco with Jeff Good morning, birthday boy, Good morning,

(01:08:05):
what do you show?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Let's start with the Angels.

Speaker 16 (01:08:07):
They finally got to win last night against the Reds
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
A Flair Bay shit in the left Taya doocio scores.
The Angels have their first lead of this series.

Speaker 16 (01:08:19):
Halos are off today, Cubs coming to town tomorrow. Onto
the Dodgers Breaking news show. Hey Otani is human. He
pitched yesterday for his first time in course field. He
gave up five earned runs and nine hits in four
innings and to top it off, he got hit in
the leg by a line drive. Dodgers ended up losing
to the Rockies eight to five. Same two teams today
at twelve ten. Make sure you catch all the action

(01:08:39):
on our Sister station AM five seventy LA Sports or
catch it on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
The free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 16 (01:08:45):
By the way, the Padres won last night, which means
they're only one game back of the Dodgers in the
NL West WNBA. Kelsey Plumb saved the day for the Sparks.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Plumb with two seconds Plumb the runner, Thanks shot, she
got it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Chelsea back to win a.

Speaker 16 (01:09:03):
Plumb also set a record last night for the most
three pointers in a season by a Sparks player.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Congratulations, NFL.

Speaker 16 (01:09:10):
Couple of preseason games tonight four PM, you got Steelers
and Panthers, five PM, Patriots and Giants, and finally this morning.
Jake Paul and Tank Davis will fight on November fourteenth
on Netflix. This has gotta be one of the biggest
mismatches in boxing history. Jake Paul is about six to
one two hundred pounds. Tank Davis is only five to
five one hundred and thirty four pounds. That's over sixty

(01:09:30):
pounds difference and almost six inches in height as well. Now,
Jake Paul obviously wants to prove he can beat a
real boxer, and Tank Davis is a real boxer.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
But bro, it still doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
You gotta fight a real boxer. That's your size, man, And.

Speaker 16 (01:09:45):
Until you do that, people are still gonna talk poop man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
I'm Jeff g and that's you're so coal sports, all right,
Jeff G.

Speaker 13 (01:09:52):
J g Wood.

Speaker 16 (01:09:53):
You show if you've got more dogs than tenth that's
fat big news.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
And we got a brand new redneck news. This is
from Lenisville, Pennsylvania, where he got this fella. His name's
Ryan Bunting. But by the way, as an NHL hockey
player as well. Really now he is not this guy,
but no, no, there was an NHL player, Ryan Bunting. Anyway,

(01:10:22):
This guy, this Ryan Bunting, was found in some random
person's backyard and had the cops called on him because
he refused to leave. You know, a normal person wouldn't
be there in the first place. But let's just say,
for the sake of argument, that you were and you
were asked to leave, you would, right, I would probably go.
Not Ryan. He was looking for a fight, so when
the cops got there, he decided the best course of

(01:10:44):
action was to threaten to kill the officers smart and
then try to run them over with his super sweet bicycle.
That didn't work. They got him to the ground and
as they were trying to arrest him, Ryan was spitting, kicking,
and even bit one of the off But wait, Gina,
there's more. A couple of days earlier, same house, cops

(01:11:07):
and firefighters showed up to deal with the fire and
old Ryan was there yelling and carrying on threatening people.
And they don't think that he started the fire. He
just for whatever reason, he was there and as he
was doing that, he dropped his pants and mooned the firefighters.
So when it was all said and done, he was arrested,
charged with trespassing, aggravated assault, resisting arrest, open lewdness, and

(01:11:30):
disordered the conduct. Here's his mugshot there. Oh, that's exactly
what he looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
That's the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
You can look at it online. Ryan Bunting from Landisville, Pennsylvania.
He's totally fine, spit at, bit and kick some cops
and then mooned some firefighters. That is today's red Nick.
That's good stuff right there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
God, I try to find some more information, like was
he a neighbor, Like where did this guy come from?
And he obviously lives in the area, But he got
there on a bicycle and got.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
The weirdest kind of rashy head.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Yeah, very strange eight head Yeah, because like, why are
you in the backyard today, but two days ago you
were here mooning firefighters who were responding to a fire, Like,
what are you doing? Be insane? Yeah, being totally cool
and normal.

Speaker 12 (01:12:22):
His hairline kind of looks like seabasses.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
No kind of, that's an observation. It's a kind of
only with more acne on it. And he's got squinty
eyes and blimp lips like I do.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Yeah, nice, Yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Sort of cut on his lips.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
One eye doesn't even look open.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Thank you. That's exactly that's my problem. Yeh eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 13 (01:12:41):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
The phone number? You can set us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. That's a more woody
show coming up. But there was no winner for the
power ball last night.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Oh right, what is it over now?

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Seven hundred Yeah, seven hundred million.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Seven hundred million dollars hundred million. The best states to
live and if you're trying to win the powerball jackpot,
So it looked at like how many wins each state
had per one hundred thousand residents. The luckiest Rhode Island,
West Virginia, Delaware, New Hampshire, Indiana. The five unluckiest are California, Texas, Wyoming, Washington,

(01:13:17):
and Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I mean, I don't think it's so random anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
Right, Yeah, you guys, An'll re mind you. It's really
not worth it to play because the Kish payout is
only three hundred and sixteen million.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
And then the next strawings what Saturday, Yeah, Saturday night, Yeah,
eight seven seven four.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I've developed this new thin in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
God, he's here again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
You're so tortured.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I am the Woody Show and moving right along with
the show this morning. Thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time. My name is Woody.
That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace, Good morning to you.
Good morning Woody. We got Gina grad we got Sammy
Morgan's here. Take a new calls eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

(01:14:12):
You can text us check in over to two to
nine eight seven Sea masses here and we're gonna look
at the week in audio. Got a bunch of airline
audio to number one, sooth Greg's fears about.

Speaker 9 (01:14:23):
Flying here to get woody in his aviation horniness, going
oh yeah, this is an American Airlines flight out of Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Greg could have been on any day of the week.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Now they had a May Day, which you're gonna hear here.
This is the audio from the cockpit. There's gonna be
some technical terms. So what he's gonna bone up over
that and tell us.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
What those media?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Okay, but listen Greg to you know, bad things are happening,
but listen to the calm professionals you have in charge
of you on your flight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
May Day, may Day, Mayday American twelve twenty six to
sixteen declared an emergency wait eight thousand sea levels.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Day requests and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Naker, we need hear a turn back to Boston. We
have a loss of the autopilot, loss of auto thrust,
and we have a physician disagree between both of our sms.
Is a good point to sixteen number of soles on
board and fuel you've got two hundred doors on board
and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Okay, well a couple of things are you f f S.
Is that something disagree between our f f S systems.
So the autopilot's not working correctly. Auto thrust is part
of the autopilot system where automatically adjust the thrust based

(01:15:44):
on what you've said in there for how fast you
want to go and what you know, altitudes and things
like that. So it's not maintaining that. So God forbid,
these trained pilots have to hand fly the airplane for
a minute, which is what they're going to do when
they bring it back to the airport. But I didn't
know that was something that you went back to the
airport for. I guess if it's a if it's a
long enough flight, that's a good question. I mean, I
don't want the commercial airliner. I'm not really sure this

(01:16:05):
was this is a Boston, a Philly. This was Oh
my god, jeez. You can't just you can't just glide back, dude.
The last part I did, I did play with a
little bit. But is that stand there being a little bit,
a little bit melodramatic, how many souls on board? They're
called that's how they have to have to Yeah, that's

(01:16:26):
the protocol. That's like you have to say may day
three times, may day, may day, may day, that's required.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Yeah, cute learning and then the candy appears. We can't
just say then when you when you when you declare
an emergency, you let them know how many souls on board.
That's it. But that's that's the terminology that they's a
little melodramatic.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
What the next time of your flight? School asked them
about manifest For me, I'm dying to know if they
are forever so like we took a flight to whatever
town four years ago. Is that manifest still out there?
How do they know? I don't know. Do you only
look at the manifest of something bad?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Worried about one of them?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yes, he's on the express island? Did the federal agents literally?

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yeah, Okay, it's not a reason to get upset. It's
just a joke. I think you really want to emptein island. Yeah,
I know, I wish I had. That's weird energy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Let's say that then, much sense.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
More plain audio.

Speaker 9 (01:17:32):
This is actually from the ground Condor Airlines, it's a
regional airline in.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
The Europe, in the Europe Europe. This is coming out
of Greece and this person saw something interesting happening on
the airline from the ground, recorded this audio. All right,
that is the sound of one of their.

Speaker 9 (01:17:54):
Engines exploding and bursting into flames.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Engine fire.

Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
Yeah yeah, but it was like it like looked like
it was, you know, just engulfed in flames.

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
And so how many souls survive that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
All of them? Good cause you can shut the engine
down and you can fly with one engine.

Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
It's just explosion after explosion to the point where it
was noticeable from the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Oh hey, that plane's engine is.

Speaker 7 (01:18:21):
Does the pilot just say it's all good, we can
fly with one everybody calm down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Well, no you can. I mean, in fact, commercial pilots
when they get you know, they get their commercial license,
like that's one of the things that have to practice
is a lot of like one engine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
No, it's not saying it's not a big deal, but
you know fire everybody survived a big deal. Yeah, everybody survived.
It happens, It happened, It happened.

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
Well, this next piece of audio from the airline, it's
something that happened on Alaska and flight okay, and this
is just you know, there was play the maintenance. They
had to ground the plane or whatever to check that out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You know, Oh damn it, I know what this is.
This is a delay. This is going to be now there.
What he says nightmare, A lot of folks will say
a delight. Here's inside edition walking us through this.

Speaker 17 (01:19:05):
Alaska was having mechanical issues and would need to be
swapped out.

Speaker 13 (01:19:09):
And there was this one trout, sorry, this one flight
attendant named Charlene who is just having fun with all
of our guys during the flight. And she said, I
saw you bring on your instruments. I know they're in
the overhead compar Why don't you play?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
What else were they doing?

Speaker 17 (01:19:25):
Cause and his bandmates performed Stevie wonders, you haven't done nothing?

Speaker 10 (01:19:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Does the playing come of the suicide pods?

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
So festive?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Whims?

Speaker 10 (01:19:44):
That?

Speaker 18 (01:19:46):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:19:46):
First off, it sounds okay. I mean they're professional musicians.
That's why now I blame a lot of people. Number one,
the stewardess. Yeah, how dare you you? She's not a
stew uh. The The other problem is, like play like
brass instruments are really loud, Yeah, especially in an enclosed area,
and you've got a giant like baritone sacks up against
your ears.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
That's not fun.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
Which has always been our argument about people playing whatever
on a plane is it's a small, confined space of.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Ten even in a restaurant.

Speaker 9 (01:20:14):
Right, let me do let me listen to and watch
what I want to watch. You can't stop forcing your
garbage on me.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
Yeah, well okay, So what would you rather have a
band of train professional musicians or that little girl who
wouldn't stop singing mawana for three hours?

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
Look, I agree, there's there's there's Those are two bad options.
But there's a third option. There's a secret third option.
Be quiet and let me do whatever I want.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Can't be done?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Oh I hate you all. Somebody said, I'm a director
of maintenance. I've been working on planes for twenty years.
That was a pretty serious issue, all right, Yeah, for
face commercial airliners, exploded engine. I would say no, no,
the autopilot, the Mayda may day, Yeah, the autopilt. I'm
not sure because I couldn't make out what they were
saying about the other like a FF system not agree

(01:21:00):
f f s are two f f s s or
is e f s something like that? He said, whatever
was I.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Guess it was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
I think just a flight safety foundation.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
That flight safety foundation issue. Okay, I don't think that's
it either.

Speaker 10 (01:21:13):
Oh is that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Not that anybody can.

Speaker 9 (01:21:17):
Do allright this week, this week in audio, all right,
I love this audio for two reasons. Number one, this
is what should be happening across the country every day.
And number two, it's a It's a audio where a
guy is trying to prove someone else is in the wrong,
but he's showing himself to be the wrong. He wanted
to go in up to a Bucki's greatest players on Earth, right,
he wanted to go into the BUCkies with his pet dog,

(01:21:39):
and they stopped him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Thank you. Here's what they said to him. All right,
we're in the Wharton BUCkies and we just got thrown out.
Apparently BUCkies.

Speaker 13 (01:21:49):
They said, all BUCkies do not allow dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
In their stores. I've never been tossed out of a
Buckeyes before.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Then, Blaney and I will never be coming back to
BUCkies ever again.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yes, she becomes a service animal already.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
For seeing his scans, that bunny, I was gonna say, yeah,
they're gonna be missing this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Meanwhile, millions and millions of other people pouring through the
doors and driving out of their way just to go
to a Bucky Bucky Nuggets. They're expanding like wildfire. Yeah,
so good. This is by the way, and Walmarts have
the signs. Trader Joe's have the signs and they spell
out why you're breaking the law when you're claim even
if you claim it was a service animal for me
and my dog and I don't know what it was.

Speaker 9 (01:22:37):
It was right about the time I started on the
Woody Show. I started, why are people bringing pets into
food into restaurants and groceries and food service places, which
is against the code. And people knew it and they
just and thank god, they're brave heroes, like the employees
of this BUCkies.

Speaker 10 (01:22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
I don't like when they walk around grocery stores.

Speaker 9 (01:22:55):
It shouldn't be Again, I've seen three dogs crap in
grocery stores have dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
But that's what guys. It's still an animal. And if
somebody says, you know what, you can't bring your dog
in here, you should just go.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Okay, yeah, and you don't walk all right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
The Trader Joe's a buy my house, it's a sign
no pet's allowed service animals only. This is what a
service animal is, and they enforce it zero percent of
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Yeah, but my dogs do like to pick out their
own blueberries.

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
We have an update on that system. The aviation system.
It apparently it's f MS Flight Management System, and it's
a sophisticated computer system onboard modern aircraft that helps pilots
manage navigation and flight planes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Navigation is important, yeah, and aircraft performance. It's also called pilotage. Guys.
Flight rules should just be able to use ground references,
guys in your charts, guys. Yeah, you go from Boston
to Philly. You can figure it out, fellas easy. All right,
more Woody shows coming up next. Hang on, it is
all ninety eight seven. The show will be right back.

(01:23:54):
You made it, and just in time, the show is
back and we're going through more of the week in audio.
Fast food beef mens, when you still went to Popeyes?

Speaker 9 (01:24:05):
Used to be your favorite place and you gave up
on it. Yeah, you ever said your wife to pick up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Your food for you? No?

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
I never said anybody to pick them mouth food very nice.

Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
Well that's what this guy did. He sent his wife
and to pick up her his food out the Popeyes.
He did not like the thie guy behind the cash
the cash register called her beautiful. Oh oh, Now there's
some cultural issues here that that goes plain later, But
this is him screaming at the man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
This sounds like a crazy, insecure douchebag.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
Yeah, let's let's see it from his You'll hear him.
You'll hear a guy recording him. And this is how
that went.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
No, you said she's beautiful?

Speaker 16 (01:24:42):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Or no?

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Why you say that?

Speaker 13 (01:24:46):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
You am I crazy? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
Very much?

Speaker 9 (01:24:52):
Does Your wife comes to the sword once to pick
up a freaking soundwich?

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
But is she crazy that she sits through these compliments
these This is not your country, this is not India
or something. Okay, now, hold on, I know people are
out of context. That sounds odd, But I looked at
the comments on this video and there is apparently an

(01:25:16):
issue culturally with Indian men being very aggressive to towards
certain people. Does that include just calling someone beautiful? That's
the question? Girls beautiful?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
She was behind a counter.

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
I don't know, Like, okay, if you okay, Let's say
you're with You're standing next to a girl and you're picking.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Up Popeyes.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
Classy number number two and the guy goes, wow, you're
so beautiful. That's weird. I would I wouldn't scream at him.
I would, but I know he's a creep.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
If he continued and went yeah the way, then I
would definitely say that, yes, but that's I don't think
that's what happened here, and just say you look beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:25:56):
I was just at an airport and the t s
A guys said, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Oh you look very you're very pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
And I said, well, thank you, and it made my day.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Yeah, and then you went about your day and that
was it.

Speaker 14 (01:26:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Yeah, that's a little weird.

Speaker 16 (01:26:07):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I liked it.

Speaker 12 (01:26:08):
But it's a compliment though, Like when he said, oh
you put her through.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
That put her through a compliment.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
Yeah, that was weird, but it is you just say,
think you move on. It can still be creepy depending
on the situation. If someone says that to you, it
can make you uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Are licking their lips, yeah, like their hands on you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
I know women who hate this, where like if the
if the server comes up and says, oh, wow, you're
so handsome, that's weird when they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Now the women I know women.

Speaker 9 (01:26:35):
Who hate that for their men to like if like
if a hot girl server says to your man at
a table that he's handsome and just like you're and
you're not not part of the conversation. You're like, oh, wow,
you're handsome.

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
Well do you say that in front of the woman,
like this guy didn't say it in front of the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
That is true, that is true, but but I know
of it to have happened for sure. I don't know.
I think that both these guys. You just said this outside. Yeah,
that's take this outside.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Geez.

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
This week in audio. Okay, this is good news, I guess.
So a McDonald's manager fell asleep standing up. Okay, it
works hard. Yeah, she kind of like hunched over, drooling
on the counter. So the customer said, well, let's not
let her go. Let's not let her, you know, lose
her job. Let's make the food ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh wow, So that's what happened to this next clip noise.
Listen to her making my own boo.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Man.

Speaker 19 (01:27:22):
Everybody here trying to help her out manage over sleep
standing up? Look at my boy on the frasc look
at sherew Come on, girl, you the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Man, you're supposed to do betting than it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
You feel free to wake her up before you jump
behind the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Let her now, she's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
That sucks. If she's she is actually like overworked and
really tired, or you might be you know, shrike alizer.
Then I don't back.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
Yeah, so but yeah I would. That's pretty I would
do it. I mean it was the last time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
A chance order fries ever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I mean, it was cool when we went to the
Taco Bell test kitchen and they they just turned us
loose in the test kitchen and they had all this stuff.
It looked like any other Taco Bell kitchen location. But
I had all the stuff and we were able to
go back there and make whatever we wanted some stuff
together ruled.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
It was surprisingly difficult. I thought to make a burrito.
I thought it was really hard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
It's very tough. That's very tough. It was super cool.
What did you make? I made a deep dish Mexican pizza.
Oh yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Why don't they put that on the menu.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
It would be labor intensive, like a lot of stuff,
and it was five feet high. Basically it was like
three or four. I forget howing I did like Mexican
pizza stacked on top of each other. It's like make
like almost like a Chicago deep dish style thing.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Yeah, yeah, just man, it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
It was messy. And it was good this week in audio.

Speaker 9 (01:29:05):
All Right, so guys, I know you're gonna be surprised
by this, but there's yet another giant brawl and a
carnival cruise line. Oh no, yeah, so this was like
apparently this was at two am on a Monday, heading
back into Miami at the the buffet because apparently they've
closed all the like the clubs and stuff on a
kind of too much fighting there. But oh, fighter is
gonna fight. That's why they got into the buffet. And

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you'll hear at the very end of the man tell
us why there's about a dozen people just brawling on
this carnival ship. All right, he said over chick contenders
is crazy, id because you know, especially at two am

(01:29:48):
last day, I guarantee that somebody's just like, I'll take
all of these.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
But what of ivas everyone's fill with carnival. How are
there this many people ready to brawl at once?

Speaker 9 (01:29:57):
Because I get one on one, two on two, are
six on.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Six because huge families go together are like people, right.

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
But they're all jumping to get people together as a family.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Yeah, of course you got to back up your people.

Speaker 9 (01:30:09):
I sort of saw this with the gathering of the
Juggalos too, because there was there was a couple were
we were sitting there. I was talking to Big Jay
ocherson outside the and there's this tent, this tent just
screaming behind me. People are sleeping there. Of course, guy
gets out. He's screaming at his girlfriend and they're firing.
They're not they're not swinging, but they're screaming at each other.
So one the security jumps up to like break it up.
The dude's friends appear again. I have another tent like

(01:30:30):
under the trees because it's the Juggalos, and they start swinging.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
On the security.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Yeah, like Julianne, who used to work on the show,
she'll she'll go on one of these cruises with like
fifteen people.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
And I get that a jugglo has to stay ready.
But I've been on a couple of carnival cruises and
this didn't come up. So am I just going on
the No Fun cruise?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Having a year? Has it been a while?

Speaker 10 (01:30:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I think this is a recent pheno. Okay, yeah, relatively,
it's a spring break of the season. But we're gonna get
to us more of the weekend audio. Now that's the
Woodie Show and back to the week in audio, What's
next Sea Bass.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
Also for ladies here, this is a server, a waitress
at Twin Peaks. Tell yeah, bro, her name is Cam
and she is a sparking some conversation. Let's say she's
describing showing off her nails and what the requirements are
to work at Twin Peaks and your nails. Folks don't
know Twin Peaks is a Alpine themed Hooters got it and.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
I wasn't Twin Peak.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Yeah, got it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Now I'm getting it everywhere. I used to do triviat one,
Thank you, never laid.

Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
I got laid though, But anyway, so she subscribes her nails,
but then goes into all the other requirements to be
a Twin Peaks waitress.

Speaker 18 (01:31:37):
You guys probably don't know this, but working at Twin Peaks,
we either have to have all of our nails on
or no nails. They won't send you home, but it
will be very detrimental to my ranking next week, because
the girls at Twin Peaks are ranked, and that's how
your schedule is based. That's how the floor charts are based.

(01:31:57):
And that's also based on who gets to go home first.
It's based on you showing up to work on time,
you having your full uniform in the correct uniform on
because we have different uniforms for different days of the week.

Speaker 13 (01:32:11):
Fuck, you're doing your job.

Speaker 18 (01:32:13):
Like including running food, running drinks, helping out your sisters,
you know, making sure you have.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
All of your makeup on.

Speaker 13 (01:32:21):
Makeup is a big part.

Speaker 18 (01:32:22):
Nails goes into make up, same category, and I have
all my nails so I'll get all my shift points.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Wow, it sounds really challenging, well, sounds really challenging work.
Because it is the Internet. There are a lot of
women coming to the comments section. They say, Oh, I
can't believe they would require blah blah blah blahlah. It's
called twin peaks, you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
Know what it sounds like. Though I wasn't in once.
I'm not sure because I didn't want to follow rules
right out of high school. But it sounds like this
is good for like former sorority sisters because they like
to follow rules and like get points and you have
to wear this and be home by this point.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I could see that. So what's the criticism? Because it
is like a show up looking however you want.

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
Right, Like, why are we nitpeaking every little part of
the females appearance.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
That's part of that job. A job based on your
casting because you have a they have a thing that
that that's the kind of business, of course, the type
of business. It is not Denny's Peaks and the nail.

Speaker 12 (01:33:12):
The nail thing is normal for every restaurant I've had,
restaurants I worked in where if your nails are chipped,
they tell you take them all off or goal you're
using your hands so much. You well, it's traffic.

Speaker 9 (01:33:24):
It's part like if I got a job, let's say,
hypothetically at Thunder down Under, I show up with a
you know, a Harry Butt crack.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
That's part of the job is not to have a
Harry Butt crack and you you'll get a demerit. Yeah,
you're gonna be in the back of the line stripping.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
But how are their wings?

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
That's the question, is saying that you have.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
To look at a certain way necessarily, just look presentable
in the way that they want. Like there's certain jobs
where guys can't have beards and things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
That's just normal, right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Disgusting This weekend audio.

Speaker 9 (01:33:53):
So this is another maybe this other side of the
coin here, this is a girl Licia also on Alicia,
one of the two on TikTok, and she's watching one
of these I don't know if you've seen this, these
girls who are like high end, not escorts, so that's
not the right word, but like high end concierge is
at clubs, you know, the girls like bottle service girls.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:34:10):
Yeah, And she's she's watching her at some club in Malibu,
watching all the cash she's making, and she says, damn it,
what did I do wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
Have you guys seen that video of the girl counting
her money that she made in one night as a
midnight ballerina in Malibu? She made like nine two hundred
and forty dollars and she posted a video where.

Speaker 12 (01:34:31):
She's paying her taxes.

Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
She made seven hundred and ten thousand dollars in a
year twenty twenty four. I hate social media because it
really makes me regret my decisions as a young person,
because there's no way that I could go out and
do that now. I mean, I should have when I
when I was able to, like I should have when

(01:34:52):
I had it, But I make those kinds of decisions
and now I'm old and I don't have it anymore.
So what So what do I do Because sell in
mattresses and working for me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
You had your chance. Yeah, you had the chance that
no man will ever have.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
This is going to be Sammy someday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
From age twenty two to age twenty seven. People just
wanted to throw money at me, and I said, no,
you'll still be knitting, but you'll be regretting as well. Right,
you can all you want on your spare time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Yeah, people just want to pile money on top of you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
What her problem is is she's having to deal with
life as a man.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
You have to like take jobs and earn a living,
and no one's just giving you freestud buy your drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Your days of being able to sell your socks are over.
A bikini and a club and bati and guys just
pay you thousands mattress.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
Yeah, that's cool money.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
We've got time for one more this week. In audio,
all right, around the room? Yes, why they booing?

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
I see that's original day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Why are the people booing in this clip?

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Why are they booing? Well, clearly a sporting event, a
fan interference. I'm gonna say, maybe they reached over and
they they they prevented something from the home team's advantage

(01:36:14):
twin peaks without her nails. Yeah, could be I'm going
to say, a bad ump call.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Or they're having a fan not do something. I don't
security came over to a fan and stopped him from
doing something fun.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
I don't think he would have brought it to the table.
It was just a bad like egregious, you are the winner. Sweet.

Speaker 9 (01:36:31):
This is at Petco Park this week where a boy,
a little you know, maybe ten, eleven, twelve or so,
runs on the field, which is a dick move.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Yeah, well, I mean I can't do that right.

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
Yeah, And now the security instead of like just grabbing
him by the shoulder, they uh have three I'm seeing
three people tackled him to the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
How is this kid okay? About ten maybe eleven? Clothes
line kid on the field play ball.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
I guess you.

Speaker 9 (01:36:55):
Could have just taken him by the shoulder, said all right, bud,
we're going out of the area.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Because shot him in the hand or something.

Speaker 9 (01:37:00):
A little they don't have tasers, but like, but yeah,
the one dude wraps wraps him up. And then the
real the part that was bad is the one dude's
got him mapped up and he's like just kind of
holding him. The other guy blindsides him in the in
like the hand takes him to the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
I'll teach him.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I'm alright with it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
He didn't get lost fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
He intentionally he knew what he was getting himself into.
Even as a kid, he knew it was getting himself into.
He was like, I'm so bad, I'm so naughty.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
He'd be peeing blood.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
This week audio, get some more Wood Show, put it
up for your next hang on, back in a bit,
back in a bit, back in a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Check back in a bed.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Well, that's gonna do it for Thursday morning, a pre
Friday in the books. Okay, all right, so you can
go catch that full show podcast. Go to the wood
he showed dot com or get it wherever you find
the podcasts, with the exception of Spotify, work in progress.
All this stuff he missed this morning, all there on
the full show podcast tomorrow. Great news, you guys, it's
gonna be a Friday morning.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Decent news.

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Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Yeah. Patience is a virtue if you have nothing else
to do.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
I try to tell myself be patient. Yeah. Uh, and
then my patience doesn't have much patience. Yeah that's the
problem Iday.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Like, it's a short patience span.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Yeah. Some things I'm really patient about. Other thing is
it's like I can't help myself. But Eve, when I
tell myself to be patient, I try.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
And there's times you're told to be patient, or if
a plane is sitting on the tarmac. We appreciate your patience.
What other choice do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Man, all right, thank you very much. Greg Gory. Alessandra
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