FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 22nd 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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The Woody Showy, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good more

(00:46):
than everybody Well. Today is August to twenty second, twenty
twenty five. And today, ladies and gentlemen, is Friday morning. Yeah,
talking about end of another week. Love it into what
I hope to have a very uneventful Weekend's good. Thank

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you for being here. My name is Woody. That is
Greg Gory. We got Menace, Ki Gratis here the word
do you have your Friday Sea mass Ye, Sammy's here,
we got Morgan von Is here, Board's here, Menjue's here.
You're here. It is the Woodie Show. All right, let's
get this little morning part out of the way as

(01:29):
quickly as we can. Thank you for being here, Woodie,
Greg Menace, Gina Grant, everybody's here. Ready to just do
the failed stories, the uy Q, all this stuff, Menaces
late night monologue week.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
In Review.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is coming up for you this morning here on the
wall to show anything we do to get through the
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can, we
will do again. Phones are open at eight seven seven
four Woodie, you can send us a text to or
your Friday check in over to two to nine eight seven.
My team, the Steelers, have their final preseason game last night.

(02:03):
So now it's just the wait until the regular season
gets underway. But you know, college football is starting, so
this is the time of year where things I feel
start getting good.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, life starts getting good.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You gotta you gotta wait till deep in August and
then yeah, it feels normal because what do they talk about.
They talk about how long do you have to work
on average before you've paid all the money that you're
going to pay to the government and taxes before the year. Yeah. Yeah,
there's like a break even day, which is the like
I think somewhere in July.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I thought it was the mid June is June tax
free day and that's what June July somewhere around there.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah. So basically, every dime that you have earned from
January first through that day is all the money that's
going to the government, state, local, federal, stolen from you.
And then then what you make from that point till
the end of the year December thirty first, once you
actually get to keep.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
And take one us keep it averages around late April
April for the average for but for if your if
you're actually have a career, it's closer to June.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
If you have a career, it's like if you're if
you're if you're established, you're making real money.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
You mean, what tax bracket you're in.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Right, exactly, it's June.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
So the more you make, the longer it takes to
hit that.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Right, I mean, think about the tax burden in you
know New York, California is fifty percent or more in
some cases right now.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Everything you do all day long. Yeah, there's a challenge
where they say think of I think they said three
things that you do each day that isn't taxed and
you probably can't come up with them. Yeah, even taking
a walk, you're paying taxes on the road.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh, anyway, I was gonna say I had good news
about football, Greg. I want to get ye it's Friday, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
For you, Like, hey, I did want to go back
to football because you know, like when I do play
fantasy football, I pay attention to the players lives as
well to see if there's any drama and Aaron Rodgers,
his ex lady, the actress. She is out in the news,
like dating some new guys might get in his head.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't know, because he apparently allegedly got married, right,
so you talking about that. Yeah, but they did talk
a lot about it. But then somebody said, well, we
can't find any record of him actually being married, no
marriage certificate. No, what a weird way?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Who right, Well, maybe he's maybe he's not letting the
government decide who he loves.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, who knows anyway, Greg, So the teams, the five
NFL teams that could have a bounce back season this year.
Your San Francisco forty nine ers are on that list.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Well, they bottomed out so hard last year. They were
power bottoms, the.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Bottom they were. It was predicted they were going to
be a playoff team, but they finished six and eleven,
you know, and you know, not getting hammered with key
injuries going to help their cause this year? On paper,
they got the easiest schedule this year.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Is the quarterback still rock Purity here?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
They gave him a big deal too, really, so that
can ruin him too. That's usually when people go slat week.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, because he was just suggested as a Facebook friend.
That's how I know it.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh special, Yeah, well you know, I'm sure he'll know
who you are.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, friend them.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah. Also on that list, the New York Giants. They
went to three and fourteen last year, but you know,
even if they double their win total from last year,
it's better than it was. The Las Vegas Raiders, I
don't know, man, arguably the hardest division in football.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, they haven't really made any big moves. I think
they're gonna suck again. They were four and thirteen last year,
and it shouldn't be hard to be better. They got
Gino Smith, Pete Carroll, Ashton genty, so they had some people.
The Jacksonville Jaguars were four and thirteen, and you know
they got a game change. They got Travis Hunter. I
mean that that's cool.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, going back to the Razor real quick, isn't that
it's about to start?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Or is it?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Wrapping up with Gruden in his lawsuit, Well.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I guess he got he got the okay to go ahead,
right or there was there was something about that, like
so the case was allowed to move forward?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh wow in a Supreme court? Yeah yeah, they said
they Yeah, he's a legend. That they leaked. Did that
makes a lot of sense. He got fired for some
pretty I mean harmless stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I forget exactly what it was. That's how harmless it is.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
You're like, what did you get fired?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Something about an email? He made a racial joke in
an email? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, but they found that email not because they were
investigating Gruden and that was someone else's investigation.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
It was the investigation that Dan Snyder, the Washington formally
known as Redskins, right, and then Gruded.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
They're going through all this discovery and they're like this.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Thing that no one ever knew about, that no one
about that matter to nobody.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, okay, but these the season hasn't even officially started
well preseason, but the predictions that they make for these teams,
they don't mean anything this season. Like, let's wait a
few games and see how people are doing.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Greig, what are you supposed to do during the off season?
Sports hockey?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
What do they call NFL off season news? Because baseball
is hot stove right?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh yeah, I don't think they have a term for
off season football news, like the way that baseball does
with a hot stove.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hot stove, hot stove.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, because it happens over the winter, see you guys, Yeah,
it's buried under everybody's talking about around the hot stove.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Is that like the water cooler?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah? Uh so Menace was talking about this morning. We
walked in getting off the football thing real quick. There's
this IBM quantum computer that was able to go back
in time one millionth of a second. And so comes
in this morning travel.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Time travel, it's going down for real. Ready has one
s entanglement men yeah, and then I yeah. And then
I also asked, uh dat, who was in the office
with you? What what one thing would you change about
your life now that time travel is real? And he said,
I wouldn't date this one chick. And I was like, oh,
I know what chick that is, right, the one chick

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that he dated. Yeah, yeah, the girlfriend. I'm just going
over my options.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, So what actually happened is they were able to
reverse a cubit back to its original state, which would
have been like a million to of a second.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Whoa, it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, dude, time travel, it's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what do you what do you do with this?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Uh, I mean, well, the whole point of quantum computers
roughly I'm not an expert on this is instead of
one zero one zero one zero one one, you have
these cubits which which don't change what they are until
you actually because of the nature of quantum. Nature of
quantum right things, of course, you don't change what you
are they are until you actually choose it, and therefore

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they have many they have more than more than two possibilities.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, dude, I watched quantum leap.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I know what's up, By the way, has nothing to
do with quantad whatsoever. Quantum.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
By the way, quantum just because we use quantum to
mean like big or massive, and it's really it means
the smallest thing possible. There's a single quantit t so like,
for instance, electron can only be there's nothing you can't
split an electron for all intents and purposes, smaller than electron.
So there's one electron. It has a single charge. You
can't charge first. So there's a single quantity or a

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quantum or quantum. Wow, that's just the basic meaning.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
So time travel, I mean, yeah, that's interesting, Greg, was
the one thing that you would change about your life.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
If I had one one million of a second left?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, if you go back in time, what is it.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
It's just something that besides like you know, winning the
lottery or whatever.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Yeah, probably I probably would have skipped chicks altogether. That's
the first thing I thought of. Like I was gonna say,
would you have lived your truth sooner? But I didn't
want to do like the first it's just such a
dumb ass, you know, but you know, but yeah, I
would have made life better.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
For sure. Oh, start smoking. I would have never tried cigarettes. Yeah,
I would have never stopped or stopped. I would have
never started snackcakes. I would have been forever curious about like, well,
I don't eat sweets. I'm like, I'd love to be
that person want them, But now I know what they

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are and they're so good. Tell them about it, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
It hits your legs. I just like carrots and strawberries.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's too sweet. It's like when Tony Horton came in
and he said, hey, man, do you ever like, you know,
treat yourself to something? Goes well, I had salmon this
year from Tony Horton.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well, you know I had.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I had a piece of salmon this year.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
I did.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I had a sauce for dessert. The that's not desserve.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
That's not dessert.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
You're disrespecting dessert by color yet Break More Show is next?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hang on Woody Show, What's up? Woodies Show?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Podcast listeners, it's menace and just a heads up. This Tuesday,
August twenty sixth I'm gonna be at Raising Canes, Long Beach,
another location in Long Beach. You're gonna want to be there.
I'll be there with Port. We're gonna have a ton
of giveaways. It's happening from one pm to three pm
this Tuesday, August twenty six. You're not gonna want to

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miss it. Once again, Raising Canes this Tuesday, August twenty
six in Long Beach on Carson Boulevard. We'll see you there,
all right, Welcome back, everybody. Hey still Friday, right.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Still Friday? All right? Good, thank god. Let's go into
the weekends. Go yeah, as quickly as we can. Phones
open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Greg was looking up half naked men on TMZ. I
guess if we'll get into the entertainment stuff, I guess
there's a picture of John Stamos. This is weird in
the shower for his sixty second birthday. Go on, Greg game,
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you find out about that picture?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
He seems hairless.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
He's not showing his face.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's got a brick wall outside.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
He's very hairless. It's a shower, it said, let me
see that again, let me see that again.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, he's just a picture.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Does he not have a belly button?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Does he not have a belly button?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm not seeing a belly? It was he hatched.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
No, it's I mean, there's a lot of water droplets
right there.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
That's a belly.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
But he's got like it's not like a yeah. Do
you think at seeing it it's weird?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
WHOA, Yeah, it's not really deep.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'm not seeing it. I don't know. I think it's
it was like a miracle. I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
He's got wet hair and like a lot of water
droplets in the way.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Sixty two, he looks every bit as good as he
did when he was thirty ten?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Is he in the shower with underwear on?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
He's outside on the Yeah, it's like a shower shower.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
But I thought it was weird.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
It was.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
It does not on his birthday and he has bell.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
But that being said, have you ever noticed like you're
like taking off someone sure, someone's at the point you're like, damn,
they're hot, and the belly button is so gross, like
a bad belly button.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think audis are really weird.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
These are very weird.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, they kind of creeped me out.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I guess when when I was a kid, but it
went in Thank god they would hurt.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Okay, So I'm looking at a picture of John Stamos
and I zoomed in on it on his Instagram and
you can see it when you zoom in, and it
actually is kind of like in any audio. And because
of that, you can barely see the circle part of
the belly button. It's kind of filled in, popping out.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, we don't understand flat.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
We don't around here.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
We just understand very deep belly buttons. And why don't
we get things lost in it? Why are we stopping
at the belly button? We could go down further to
the soaking wet underwear.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
Trail?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
All right, medic was happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, Sewan William Scott, you know him from Stifler, Yeah,
Stiffler from the American pie and this is his best friend.
He's going through a divorce right now and he has
a custody battle. So a lot of his like financials
are out in the public and people are shocked on
how much he's worth. Greg, you might already know, so
I'm not going to ask you. Everybody out up.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Okay, he's been working, but he does a lot of
like like sea level comedies, not huge blockbusters, but.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
He's cons all saw role models. He was awesome. That
was twelve years ago. Yeah, but it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, sput it out.

Speaker 11 (14:34):
I'm gonna say two million, ten millions, all right, I'll
go with three point two.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
He is worth twenty million dollars.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Apparently he's done a lot of stock investings. People are
shocked out he's worth.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Well, there are certain people that get really good advice
when they're younger, and you know, managers or whatever say, look,
you don't know how long this is gonna last. You're
stiffler put all this money into these you know, live
one hundred grand a year.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So he didn't make that kind of money, like kind
of acting and stuff like that. That's like he took
his money and he was smart with it. And he
had his money make money.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
So he's that a real estate.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah that's great. Now he's going to go to Yeah
it's divorced, which kind of sucks. All right. Now, we
talked about Joe Jonas, but let's talk about Nick Jonas.
He's also doing interviews and well, because I did find
this kind of interesting, A lot of people are giving
him crap about something that he does in the bedroom
and it's not sexual.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
So him and his wife they love watching TV in
the bedroom, which Greg, you're against. But his wife likes
laying in bed and watching TV as I do. But
he likes to pull up a chair next to her
and sit in a chair next to the bed and
watch TV because.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's like she's in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
He runs hot, so he doesn't like to lay in
the bed. So do you think that's weird? People are
giving crap about it, pulling up a chair, lay on.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Top of the sheet.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Right, Yeah, Also, are there I'm not. They're probably super
nice guys. In fact, that's probably part of it. And
I know a lot of girls are attracted to them.
Are there any three men on earth that are least
that are less sexual seeming than the Jonas brothers.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well maybe because you knew them as children.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
They just there's just they're so vanilla. They're just so
like white bread. There's just nothing sord I mean, they try.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
To make Joe Jonas like sexual.

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Kind of when they were Remember they had their purity
rings when they were teenagers and they were saving themselves
for marriage.

Speaker 10 (16:20):
Like yeah, but like say, Miley, I was just some
kids star like they look wholesome and then they turn
out to be like, damn, there's nothing sexual.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
About the Jonas.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I agree, not that sexy.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
All right, Well, Miley, sorry, she's whatever she's doing nowadays
is insane. She's going with like this weird skeletor look.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Oh yeah, what's happened? But I would love for her
to play the super Bowl? All right?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Uh, guess what, guys, Rosi O'donald's mad again. This time
she's mad at Jay Leno over a two thousand and
nine interview that happened to show up in that new
documentary I've been talking about Fit for TV, about the
Biggest Loser. So apparently there's a clip from the Jay
Leno show that's in this documentary where he has one

(17:00):
of the contestants on his show and jay Leno's reading
the funniest death threats that the contestants are getting, and
I thought it was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
So Rosie did not like that and calls Jay Leno
uh one of the biggest a holes ever from apparently
from this two thousand and nine interview. And when it
comes to Jay Leno, always hear like really really good things,
people that love him or people that just dislike him.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
He's a very nice guy.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I have not heard anything other than, like, you know,
back in the Conan Tonight show back and forth thing,
I always hear really good things other than that, And
when that was going on, I didn't hear anything negative
about him ever.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
But it's so funny to have a news starting in
twenty twenty five that says Rosie O'donnald's met at Jay
lenover the Biggest.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Loser's quantum computer.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
But here, here's here's the thing, though, jay Leno's rep say,
because jay Leno, for all of his old stuff, you know,
nowaday's a lot of stuff gets dug up. His response
for everything on all this kind of stuff is I
stand by everything that I did on my TV show,
thank out shattered response.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, good for him.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Do you ever get tired if you, Rosie have donald
of being mad and about angry.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
About every day tired? Yeah? I thought you were happy
like you moved to Ireland to move to Wait. Yeah,
aren't you good? Now you're a hot?

Speaker 8 (18:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
All right, time for your birthdays show this shiday left,
this shiver day. We won't sit like it's shiver day
and you know we don't do We'll start with these celebrities.
I know Greg likes this person. Kristin wigs. Oh no,
oh good. Bride's made fifty two years old today. Ty Bernell,

(18:48):
Phil Dumpy on American American on Modern Family is fifty eight.
Sea Bass's dream Slam. James Corden Farmer, host of The
Late Late Show. I Think you could Take Him is
forty seven years old today. I feel he's bad at
oral though. Former NFL coach Bill Parcells is eighty four.
WWE wrestler Jay Orso or uso oh. I saw him

(19:10):
all over WrestleMania, and I guess his musso. He's a
He's a twin right, because I think dumbass Tyler metched
that to me. He and his brothers so they're both
forty years old.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Dumas Tyler talk to you about wrestling? Yeah, jealous, awesome.
Howie of the Factory Boys is fifty two. Pop singer
Dua Lipa is thirty. British actor Richard Armitage from The
Hobbit Movies is fifty four. Vernon Reed from Living Colors
the band Living Color is sixty seven, and celebrity chef
Giada de Laurentis from the Food Network these fifty five today.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Wait, she's a skinny one ye, she's.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Like a ten head, right. I thought she has like
a massive forehead. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, but that I noticed because she makes health.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Food, right, No, shest Italian Italian.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
She makes Italian food, but she doesn't eat any of it. Yeah,
your part of birthday today is sitting hope. In today's
birthday girl, she's had her legs pulled apart like a
wishbone on a turkey. Five hundred and sixty six fine films,
including Oral Olympics Blow for the Gold. She was in
chained to her masturbator, Volume one. I hate she was

(20:15):
in You'll cream for this cheerleader also always hungry for
meat Volume one, making her toy go Bye Bye, Why
where it goes? It disappeared? She was also in cart
Goes to Cooder Heaven Care, probably in the same vein right,
probably And who can forget her? Unforgetta role on Appetite

(20:35):
for Ass Destruction.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I love that album.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, that's Cindy Hope, who's forty years old today and
at chiporna birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Friday Morning look for what's happening around the world of
entertainment here with the water.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Show, the Woody Shield Shoe.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Friday morning, boy, it is August
the twenty second, twenty twenty five. Onding that's Creig Gory's Menace.
We got Gina Great Sea Basses here, We've got Sammy

(21:13):
Morgan's here. We're taking to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to to nine
eight seven. I was reading about Millie Bobby Brown, who
a lot of people know from Strangers.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, six, right, I watched the show. I want you
call her six. That's block.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, we're eleven eleven.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I knew it was a number. You got to you
gotta excuse me. I I'll watch the show. My son
a big obsession with her for a while.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
A lot of boys dead.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
But now she's taken. She's married to a bon Jovi's son. Yeah,
you're looking kid, and they just had a baby. Yeah
they adopted. I think, oh they did.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
And she's like, yeah, she's twenty one. What adopted?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Oh Millie Bobby Brown's twenty one? Right, Yes, I thought
you would. They adopted twenty one. That would be cool.
I turned my brain off already. Friday, what an idiot?

Speaker 12 (22:08):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Sammy usually like smash face guys. What do you think
of bon Jovi's kid?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Smash Face guys, Yeah, I mean no, he's no.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
This guy's actually good looking. So that's why I want
to know if you think he's a medic?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Would do him? Dude in a heartbeat? Right, am?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I like a mini greg A.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Good point about Millie Bobby Brown. She's When I looked
at this that they adopted a baby, I thought, oh,
she's got to be what late thirties, early forties.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
She's twenty one. She looks like I would think she's
thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's because of the makeup.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
See, I had the opposite. I thought maybe because my
son had such a crush on her and stranger things
and all that. For whatever reason, I keep thinking she's
like sixteen or seventeen years old.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
She's frozen in time.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, I mean based on the role, you would think that.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
And I'm looking at this one photo with her and
the uh bon Jovi guy, Jake bon Jovi. She looks
I would say, mid forties.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
She looks like like like a real her, like a
fancy reeltor you know, she's like it wants to sell
you a house.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
She's in her mid forties.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Like, I don't think that because I know her actual age,
and I was like, oh, she's just really in the makeup,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Millie says. She's been wanting a kid for a while. Girl,
you're twenty one, right. I don't know why people want
to rush into having kids. Like I'm not saying having
kids is a bad thing. I know a lot of
people get really into it and the whole thing, but
they don't rush into it. Don't do it because you
feel like, oh, well, I'm an adult now and this
is what I'm supposed to do. I'm supposed to let's
get married I'm supposed to Oh we've been married, now

(23:31):
we're supposed to have the kid, Like, don't do things
because there's some artificial, made up timeline.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Well, it sounds like she loves taking care of stuff,
because doesn't she have like a huge farm.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Animal and she wants to be a vet in the mind.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, but don't let what I say. All you youngsters
out there just go in one ear and out the other.
Like I would recommend waiting until you get to your thirties.
Wait till you're thirty, could remind until you just look
like you're in your thirties. Oh me, But get through
your twenties, get into your thirties, have some fun. Yeah, man,
I'm telling you.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
Yeah, that's the child stars have just been adults their
whole lives. They never really had the childhood that you're picturing.
So for them, they're ready by twenty one.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, I get it. I guess I've lived at home
since I was fifteen. I didn't have the We've said
a million times. I didn't have the college social experience
or even like my experience of being really in my
twenties because I went right into work. I got married young,
which is why I give this advice, you know about
figuring things out in your twenties and then and then
then get into that kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
You have so much time, Yeah, have so much time.
I definitely don't want to ravage Jake Bonjovi like Menis does. Yeah,
you know, he's not bad, but dude.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
You know, definitely should shave as well. His facial hair
can't grow in the way.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
That he would like it to.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
You know what, Greg and I are just shocked by
the fact that Gina thinks that Ed Sheeran looks like
a troll, but yet what suck is D like you would?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Or here's the thing she said that she said, you know, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
My god, he looks like a bridge troll. But I
would totally suck his D.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
He's a little cute, like maybe it's from his because
he's so talented, so talented.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
And I'm such a I guess they're called cheerios, although
I prefer cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I love his music.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
I think he's great, and I would if that's what
was needed, then I would that's what it needed, if
that was needed for him to you know, be able
to get on stage. And what if it's the crowd, what.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
If it wasn't needed, wouldn't you just do it? Because
the way you the way you position you before is
like the opportunity and you guys were hanging out, you
would almost just like offer it up.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
If I wasn't married, I would absolutely offer it up.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah I'm just a mouth party. Or would you let
like full on their puddings.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Either it's necessary for me to go on because he's.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
So talented, right. It doesn't work that way with the guys,
really doesn't.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
If it's like just like a I don't like a
math genius.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm trying to think of it like I'm trying to
think of a more current example before a lack of
a more current example, like Greg and I think Joan
Rivers was hilarious, just one of then do we talk. Yeah,
she's so funny and you know whatever, But like he
didn't make me want to do her, right, I don't
want down.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
Can you pick somebody's sixty years younger's see, like a
funny like a comedian.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
It's a pretty hot these days though.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
That's a good question. I mean, but I can't. I
can't think of anybody because they're talented. I just don't
think guys are wired that way, they're not, I guess not.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
So we can't think of an example.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
All I ever do is picture a celebrity not being
a celebrity, but being like the bagger at the grocery
which you still think he's hot. The answer would be no.
What I'm saying so Ed Sheeran and by all counts
nice guy. We're not questioning any of that kind of stuff. Okay,
Like this is from a group of people here who
look like a can of smashed a holes, the good

(26:59):
ones picked out, you know, but like, no, I mean,
so if he was the bagger at the grocery store,
would Gina ever look twice at him?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, I look twice to be like wow, that that
is red hair. But if he was really good at
bagging groceries, like he was able to structure the bag
just right, you know.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
You know I have a line for people that bag
the groceries. If they're good at it, I say, oh,
I bet you're really good at tetris, and.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'll go, hu ya, that's a good one. O time
stole it.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
You guys can have that.

Speaker 10 (27:31):
But remember Stephen Hawking cheated on his wife, So let's
not forget the ultimate.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, but he was, like, consider one of the smartest
people in the world. That makes him famous.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
That's my point exactly.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Eric Menendez was denied parole almost thirty six years to
the day that he and his brother killed the parents.
The par board said that keeping him locked up because
of his behavior in prison, the burglaries he participated in
before the murder, and the killing of his mother. Now
he eligible again in three years. By the way, killing
his mama, well no, yeah, but like if the whole

(28:04):
let's forget the abuse allegations with the father, like he
still killed the mom right. Meanwhile, Lyle, his parole hearing
is today and the experts say, good luck, you're not
getting out either one of them did. He does have
fewer prison violations in Eric, but his role in killing
the parents was much more brutal, or, as one official
involved in the parole hearing says, devoid of human compassion.

(28:28):
So there's no way I.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Have a theory on this though, why they kicked it
down the road three years. My theory is they would
totally be out if there isn't a rumor that Gavin
Newsom be running for president, because they was Gavin Newsom
would sign off on this. Let him out.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
But you think Gavin Newsom really wants them out.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Because then they say like he was like he was
kind of for it, right, didn't they say that.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
I think he normally defers to the parole board as
far as I remember, I don't remember hearing anything about
him being pro.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, like he didn't care or something like that.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
But he is the last line of defense they can.
He can usurp the parole board. But I'm so glad
that Eric got denied. I didn't know this, but he
was busted with a cell phone in jail. He was
involved in a tax fraud scheme.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, because these guys are out of trouble in jail. Crazy. Yeah,
so he had been. He was not a model prisoner
Lyles is today, but don't hold your bread dog. I
think Eric yesterday was thinking like, oh man, I'm so
getting paroled today. It depends if he bought into all

(29:44):
this stuff. I mean, they're very popular. How much they're
reading t m Z or reading some of the message
boards and comments that people are leaving on stories. It
is sad how many people are for them being released. Oh,
I would think the majority. Maybe I don't think it's
the majority. I think it's I think it's a bunch
of people who are drawn to drama, who watch the.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
The Ryan Murphy, the Ryan Murphy thing.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
They got, they got caught up in the whole Hollywood
delivery of the story, as if you know, it was
just some kind of Hollywood thing. But it's real life,
like people really died in a very brutal way, and
these guys are douchebags and they belong in prison. It's
real life.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
And yet Gina said much like that, sharing she would
bang both of them.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I know, well I have.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
I love visiting them.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
So Eric was denied yesterday, and then today is Lyle's hearing,
and by all accounts he will be denied as well.
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back. Phones open
eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie, you can text us
over to two two nine to eighty seven, perhaps some
Woody show friddy Oki. Okay, yeah, we can, we can
do that. Okay, let me get the hat. I'll get

(30:52):
the hat next to the wood show. Hang next. We
just had this this big planning meeting Mesa and I
were involved in, like some of the stuff that we're
going to be given away, yes, between now and the
end of the year. But I can't give you any
other details right now. But what I Here's what I
will tell you is that we got it approved, but

(31:12):
we are going to You don't even know what I'm
gonna say yet, Greg. I'm assuming it's good. Greg. Guess
what you're going with us to Dubai?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
What?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yep, yep, Greg, first class, sixteen hour flight.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, you handle left. No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Great.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Instantly, my pits instantly started sweating, and I and we'll
give it. We'll give it away. We'll give away in
MENACE's birthday month, but one listener and we get to
decide who it is. This is not like a oh
I lucked out, I was called ninety eight. This is

(31:57):
like an interview process because we got to spend some
time with consider yourself profile. Thirty six hours alone I'm sorry,
thirty two hours alone on a plane, yeah you know,
and then Menace is going to be going out of
the airport for about five or six hours with you
to a couple of places in Dubai. Yeah, so we

(32:18):
need to know what we're getting ourselves into. But it's
like a twenty five thousand dollars ticket right, and the
company approved it. Oh my god, so you got me
so good. I'm affected by that. So we'll get We'll
give it away in the month of October or probably

(32:39):
the early part and then probably go and maybe November.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
But can I also share it like in that meeting.
It's pretty much like Christmas every week until the end
of the year.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh dude. We have a lot of cool stuff that
we mapped out.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
But the giveaways and like I mean, I think one
of the lower tier if i'd say, like low tier
prize gas for a year.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's yeah, twenty five thousand dollars trip to.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Dubaye Gas for you. I mean, it's stuff. We've got
some really cool stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
So anyway, lucky you because we can't win any of it,
although Medica I already won. We're going to the Dubai
with it with Greg and Greg Greg I sleep sleep.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Redline is not this a was time for froddy Oki
you guys, Yeah, let's do it. I love it all right.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Gina killed it last time with mister b to Be
with You, which was a new song for a lot
of people.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
It's a good one.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, Morgan's like, does anybody on the age of seventeen this? Yeah?
I knew the hook, but it was a big You
got a lot of kudos online. I saw a lot
of people saying nice things.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I think it woke their memories of hair vans.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah. Great. Do you want to do you want to
draw the I would love to.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Do the honor.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You have the hand that has all the different songs
for what to show Ford? Ok, he goes, just pick
one out there. All right, we are going well, ripped
it lit my own worst enemy.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Did we do that?

Speaker 8 (34:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Smile.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Wait, are you sure we didn't do that one?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Positive.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't have the lyrics for that one. Acapella.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah, we don't need the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Look him up right now, bring him up on your computer.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
All right, yep, everyone, because everyone has everyone knows the
words to this though.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
You're the lead singer, right, I know that's.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
My own and every now and then.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You know it?

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Right?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah? Yeah? So yeah, Now the rest of the rest
of us will will chime in on like the on
the chorus. Sure, but Sammy's got to be the lead
singer for this one, so she'll probably do her talk
singing yeah, very monotone, yeah yeah, somebody. All The text said, man,
I love a lot of stuff, the d y Q
fail stories and stuff like that. Friday is always my favorite.

(35:09):
But I'll tell you what, This Friday OKI is quickly
becoming my number one. I gotta one six six one.
I love the Friday OKI all right, So it's lit
my own worst enemy. This was Sammy's suggestion. So she
gets to be the lead singer on this one. Everybody
knows the.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Song now, so everyone joining in.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, you are the lead singer on this one. We
are your back, all right, Wenna show Friday OKI lead
singer Sammy. Here we go, Jim.

Speaker 12 (35:41):
We forget about the things I said when I was drunk.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I didn mean to call you that.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
I can't remember what what said.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Or watch you do me?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Please your cars the from yo and.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Sleep the way the cloud so I can't window less
Une come, nice job, everybody A Sammy gives some more
of that good stuff you're going.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
It's no surprised me.

Speaker 12 (36:29):
I am my own We're saying to me because every.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Now and then I.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Take the living shadow of me. Got smoke a lossarms
going up. There's a sick as to.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Your cars.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
The pro ja.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Down, sleep close, I can't the wind go Sorry, okay,

(37:13):
how you feeling?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Say pretty good?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh, I'm sorry for your years.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, it's good everybody. We're back on.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Okay here already serc the pro sleepy, I can't through.

Speaker 12 (37:39):
Break it down soon it so spass me my own person,
I'm say every now and then, I can't the Living Academy.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Can't we forget about.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
The things I said West joke, I need to meet
the company.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
That she did it?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
She did it? You mean it happened Friday?

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, and I didn't laugh the whole way?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Who did it?

Speaker 10 (38:14):
I apologize you like accidentally harmonized?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Kind of.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Your key was one point?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, sure was? And I thought Gina was good.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
It's like who next time? We got to get the
isolated audio.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
We kept sour pus Sea Bass out of the studio
for this one. We you know what, we don't need
to invite him to this party.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, we don't need to be brought down.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Let him sit in the other room with Vaughn. Yeah,
you know, and entertained Vaughn. Here's all right, We're going
to quick break. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Friday check ins over to two two nine eight
seven show. We'll be right back. Meanwhile, Sea Bass will
continue his endless search for the perfect week. Yeah, I'm
a hair plus. Sorry, I man hair system.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Get it, that's not my scalp. I have light brown
hair with bald highlights.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Of well return. He's ourbiscole. Now, some drama woman in Wisconsin.
She was outdoor dashing when her phone got shut off
for an unpaid bill. Oh no, she was at the
destination with the food, but with the phone off, the

(39:24):
app wouldn't load me that she couldn't complete the delivery,
so she went back home with the order. That's where
she screwed up. All right, so your phone gets shut off,
you're at the destination. I would have left it there
and then worried about closing it out later. Okay, Anyway,
the customer pissed, accused the driver of stealing her food

(39:44):
and was somehow able to track down her car, and
the customer showed up at the door dasher's house. That
is some menace level investigation. That's just ad I don't know,
likes to place information. She wanted those she threw a
brick through the delivery person's car. She beat the hell
out of the car with a tire iron. Now here's

(40:06):
here's a clip. This is the door dash chick talking
about it on the news.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
We pull up to the location, but the address will
not load. All of a sudden, I'm getting text messages
from the customer saying that I'm stealing their foods. When
I was watching her just beat the window up, like
the glass was just raining. They were definitely possessed.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
My god.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
So she was probably getting text messages because she was
still able to get on Wi Fi. That's how should
get the message. Well, the copture call.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
They arrested the woman who ordered the wings, I mean
all over in order of like a ten piece wing.
I was a damn yeah, you're going to jail over
that yourself when you're hungry, snicker.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I'd love some wings, but I don't know it's worthy.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Well, I mean, Gina's ready to throw bricks through the
trampoline place. Yeah, okay, so you remember not in the room.
Everybody here knows because she's been bitching about it ever since.
So her step son had a birthday party at one
of those like trampoline places they have for kids. And
one of the gifts, the birthday card that had a
gift card twenty dollars twenty five dollars target gift card

(41:14):
in it. They found the empty envelope inside one of
the houses or you know, trampoline areas, is a of
the trampoline place, and so she brought it to the
attention of the teenager manager behind the counter and said,
don't you guys have cameras? And they refused to really
share any information with Gina. So she's been super pissed.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, I've been so pissed. I called corporate and Greg
was actually in the room when I did.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
You were not happy.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
I was using my like I had a lot of
bass in my voice, and she was super apologetic and
she was gonna expedite me to the general manager.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
That's the new ward.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I've noticed people like to throw the word expedite. Yes, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna, like, not accelerate. There's another one, yeah, escalate, Yes, escalate,
I'm gonna escalate this to our whatever department.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
So I'm tagging the GM and you'll hear from him
later today.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Great.

Speaker 10 (42:06):
So I'm doing my thing and I get a call
and I'm like, oh, here we go, the moment of truth.
It is a literal child on the phone like a
like ma'am, like total Bobby Brady when it's time to
change voice changing and I go, yes, hi, because well
we wanted to let you know that.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
So you did up?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
You you file the police sport.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I go, yes, I did.

Speaker 10 (42:28):
I'm ready to be given the footage. Oh, we can't
give it to you. We'll give it to the police.
And I go, so wait, so I'm never going to
see the footage. No, once the police reach out to us,
we'll upload it to them. Yeah that makes sense because
you think that in a city full of crime, they
can't wait to find out which punk stole.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Well, what are you going to do with it? That's
what they're concerned about.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, I'm put on social media.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Oh I was going to handle this privately.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
And they don't want that either. They don't want the
liability of that.

Speaker 10 (42:59):
Well, look, they pair love liability because punk teens can
roam around the private birthday area and.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Still yeah, yeah, I mean again, out of principle, I
understand being mad, but I can also understand why they're
not going to turn over the footage. To you personally,
but they know.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
That they're not going to nobody didn't do anything, but
you could help them down and throw a brick through
their windows.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Move on, crazy angry woman who's going through Like most
people who have just kind of written it off and
maybe yelled at the manager there and said I'm never
coming back here again, and that would have been the end.
Maybe a post on social media and that would have
been the end.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Did I do that?

Speaker 8 (43:31):
Well?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I mean whatever, but like they're not going to turn
over video evidence because what if they're you know, there's
someone out there who would take that, find the employee
and beat them in the parking lot.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
I think people are way too lucy goosey with bad
reviews online. I think when when service is great or fine,
you'll never hear about it.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
But if it's bad, you go after them.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
So I'm not like I'm need to make a band
like I don't that's I'd rather deal with this one
on one.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
But you know what if that's an option, maybe, what.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Do you mean deal with?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (43:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I haven't decided, okay, but honestly, like.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
You get the footage hypothetically hypothetical situation. Okay, so I'm
the trampoline place. Okay, here you go, Mims grad here's
here's the footage. Now what are you doing with it?

Speaker 10 (44:09):
I guess nothing, but it does. It does quell my
curiosity of what happened.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Somebody took it?

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah, but I want to know.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I want to see it.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
But why it's a twenty five dollars target gift card.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Somebody took it. It's a rotten thing to do.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I'm with you, but don't you have curiosity of just like,
but they saw.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
It, I would be more I see it. You're you're
upset because the trampoline place didn't give you this person's
head on a stick, like yeah you wanted like, yes,
we looked at the footage. We see the employee who
took it. They have been terminated, and then you would
have been satisfied.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
But they didn't even say it was an employee or
I think it was just a rando hypothetical.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm saying, but that's that would have satisfied you, and
you would have been done with it at that point, right.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, And my guess is what we're going to do
about it?

Speaker 10 (44:51):
My guess it was it was not an employee. And
that's why it's like it just happened. I told you
there's a bunch of randosing around.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
But even worse for them because what do they get
that they have no responsibility in.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
That, Like they can't we call the cops.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
What are they going to do?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Grab the kid that took it and a scammel.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Oh my god, this is twenty five dollars not before it.
But that is such a such as that is such
an unrealistic expectations.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
Yeah, like the cops getting back to somebody filing a
police report, no a week ago.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Watch the news. Watch stuff that you see, like people
are taking thousands of dollars worth of stuff and just
videotaping it and just watching them walk on. The cops go,
I can't do anything about it. You have one twenty
five dollars target gift card and you're expecting there's going
to be some kind of inquisitions with you.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (45:44):
If they're not going to do anything for that, you
think they're going to follow up later from a police
report file four days will go into the ether.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It'll be forgot.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I see both sides, right, I totally understand the company.
I'm not giving Gina the footage. Yeah, I kind of
agree with them on on that, Like it does nothing.
But in a perfect world, we would love for, you know,
the police to follow through on it.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Sure, in the perfect world, but anybody's ever had their
bite stolen or had any kind of other these little
petty yeah, kind of like the petty theft things like
there's that. That's why does it have.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
To be the police? It just happened.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
You saw the video the kid is let's say the
kid is still there playing on the basketball court or whatever.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Would you like to do something as the manager who
I never saw by that, they.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Probably aren't allowed to. It's like how there's a lot
of those companies that they're not allowed to. Was it
menace you said when you worked at the best Buy
or something like? If if you you could see somebody stealing, yeah,
and you weren't allowed to, Yeah, you weren't allowed to
do anything to stop them.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I hate because what sucks is there's a thing called
a bad stop, and if you stop somebody and they
didn't steal something, dude, you can get majorly.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Oh yeah, if you accuse them.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah yeah, Now, Gina, what if I gave you twenty
five dollars right now, and you can go to Target today.
I didn't get a new Target gift card with it.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It wasn't my twenty dollars gift card.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I'll put another six dollars. How much your cards greg?
You buy cards? Oh god nowadays?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Like seven bucks? All right, so I'll give you seven
dollars on top of the twenty five. You can buy
a card. You can put the twenty five dollars Target
gift card in there. You can.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Shut and then you guys can recreate as if it
never happened. And I'm trying to think, like, no, this
is this is rehearsal. Let's let's let's let's recreate it.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
I love that that I could buy the kids. It's
not about the twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
We can make it in your mind. We can get
the men in black flashy thing, and we can make
it till it never happened, and all of a sudden,
there's a twenty five dollars gift card sitting there.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Look I like, we don't have enough young punk kids
getting away with stuff.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
I share your frustration. They should have looked at the
video the day of find the kid that stole it.
But you're acting like the kid has been violated in
some insane way.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I don't. I mean, he doesn't kid.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
You care about him? No care about the guy that
I can't visit any justice dude, money were like, oh
my kid had I don't care about that. Yeah, I
care about the fact that, like I don't like, I
don't like injustice and even and this wasn't my money
mean you're bad for the parent? Is the gift?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I think what it is? I think I feel my
issue with it. I feel like you're you're allowing yourself
too much emotional energy in something that you have no
control over. That's true, I control what you can control.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
And the other thing is I I watch and consume
so much true crime that I do like a happy ending,
and I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I'm not getting any says.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I agree something on sixty six for a man and
loves that's what's up. What he's definitely not getting. No,
I'm getting, Mike. My thing is here, like, yes, if
you saw who did it in the moment you kicked
his ass, I'd be all for it.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
I try all for it.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
But the fact that the moment has passed. They're not helping,
Like at this point, you're putting a.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Lot, So I'm done.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
There's a lot of emotional energy.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah, giving you the follow up that they didn't do anything,
getting upset that you can't dictate on how the process works.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
There was no process.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, it was your process. So anyway, I'm sorry about
the twenty five dollars target gift card. We will figure
out a way to make you whole. We'll start to
go fund me.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
Somebody said I'm a certified Gina hater, but I'm on
her side on.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
This one.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Show.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
But buddy, yeah, my name is that's great Gory Morning Wady.
We got menus Hi Menace, late night Monologue Week in Review. Yeah,
oh no, I told you you'd be ready for a
NonStop entertainment to day. Very very busy, very busy schedule
for us today of what we're trying to do for you, think,
what do you show listener? Anyway, there was Menace, we
got Gina, Grady, Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, We've

(49:42):
got Morgan, we got von our video producer Bord and
Benji holding things down WI show production department. And uh,
he's already cooking. He's already making it happen. Our friend,
chef Swoop.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Swoop swoop.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Man's been a while, you've been on the road. So
Chef Swoop, you know, he was on Chopped four twenty
and he won his episode. But he's a private chef
for celebrities. And we brought him in here to make
the dream of having the omelet station. Yes, happened, Like
we talked about it for many many years, having an
omelet station. I decided to spring for everybody have an

(50:20):
omelet station. Chef Swoop is friends with Vaughn and and
uh and so that's how we met, and we brought
him in and he's cooked us some really good stuff.
And so we have like a standing once a month appointment.
But you've been out of town for a little while.
Where'd you go?

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, go work somewhere. Was this like some kind of
like a spiritual sabbatical kind of thing.

Speaker 13 (50:38):
Yeah, So it's I guess it was kind of a
combination of the two. To be perfectly honest, I was
doing some consulting for a third party company basically as
like a task for chef.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
That is the kind of work you want, dude, consultant work. Heck, yeah, dude, dude,
that's the easiest work.

Speaker 13 (50:53):
Yeah, it was sweet. I mean I didn't really have
like a set schedule. I just had to work my
hours and just like make things happen, you know.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, so you know, somebody, I got some boddies that
do consulting work in different industries and stuff, and it
is the easiest thing. They get paid a monthly retainer
basically to just consult and so if the if the
company that they're consulting for has a question about something
or hey, but can it just take a once over
on this and can you join us for a conference
call to discuss it on Wednesday the fifteenth, I go, sure. Meanwhile,

(51:22):
you got paid for the month. Yeah, it's sweet. It's weet.
I got paid some pretty good money.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You know.

Speaker 13 (51:28):
I had to hit the road because my full time
client here in LA was traveling. So yeah, I had
to go to the celebrity that you that you cook for.
You still won't tell us that I.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Can't, man, I can't.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
But like I think, after after some personal things happened
with with her then she'll probably start letting me kind
of talk about yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Because we're just curious, we're just nosy. Yeah yeah, I
know the celebrity that's uh that you're cooking for me too.

Speaker 13 (51:53):
Yeah, and then uh yeah. Other than that, I'm gonna
be doing some some private dinners, like hosting some some
supper clubs. Just working on some final details with some
chefs that I'll be collabing with.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I know what I want to ask, because we follow
you on social media? You went to where did you
go for this collaboration or.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
What I was?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I was in Lynchburg, Virginia, which is you weren't a fan, no, okay,
like something specifically happen. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (52:22):
So so the property, I won't say the name of
the property, but it used to be a well, you know,
Lynchburg is known for slave trade. Ultimately it.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Basically translates to lynch Town, basically Burgers Town.

Speaker 13 (52:40):
Yeah, like fifty of the population war was enslaved people
until the Civil War. So that's just kind of putting
things in perspective for you. It's like that as far
as I'd ever been in a red state and just
just you know, if people weren't flat out racist.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Then they were like die racist.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah yeah, were they reminiscent, reminiscing about the good old days?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yeah, you know that, like they look at you and
they're just like, you know not for the record, I
don't know how Lynchburg got its name.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It was.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Just you know it also.

Speaker 13 (53:17):
Yeah yeah yeah, but yeah, you know, literally the only
place I could go hang out was a bar called
a trading post, which was also a place where they're
getting to trade. It's just like, you know, the reminders
are right in front of you. There's actually even an
old lynch on The property in the hotel had two
restaurants in it, so I was basically working full time

(53:39):
in two restaurants, just helping them get things back in order.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I mean the money was.

Speaker 13 (53:43):
Sweet, but it was just yeah, god awful place. Yeah yeah,
shout out to Lynchburg. I will never be back Tonchburg.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
And by the way, like your social media, like as
a white person, it makes me a little uncomfortable because
he drops a lot of N words, like he posts
like a lot of like uplifting Oh well yeah yeah yeah,
it's like a man, am I supposed to read this?
Because I'm even reading it? You can and you can
get permission.

Speaker 13 (54:10):
Yeah, it's all good, okay, double tap that, you know,
you know, because ultimately it's just about you know, I
think a big part of my platform has always been
trying to Like when I was growing up watching the
Food Network, there was no representation, like, you know, chefs
that looked like me. And I was watching like Emerald
Gassi and like Bobby Flay.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
You know what I mean, You ain't Calton Brown, Yeah,
Greg Gates, I can't stand. I love it. There's something
super smart, very watching science was great. It's great, it's great.
Why was in school? This fun? It's a classic.

Speaker 13 (54:42):
So, you know, I think just trying to have that
representation for people that like that are you know, black
and brown, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Chef Swoop is a is a great chef. The stuff
that you've made for us is unbelievable, trying to knock
it out. It's so good at Chef Underscore Swoop s
w o o p on Instagram and he's he's open
for bookings, like if you're having like a party of
some kind of a dinner party or something like that.
I mean imagine that like that's or maybe like a
what about like a like an anniversary Greg. Yeah, like

(55:10):
Mario and Greg have like an anniversary or something like
you just have swoop come in and cook it up.

Speaker 13 (55:16):
You do it all, man, there's no job too small,
Like you do it for just two people. Or I
mean I say I say my minimum. I say my
minimum right now. I would prefer to be cooking for
at least ten people ten, but I can handle upwards
to twenty five for like larger family things. But if
you guys wanted to do something full on, like you know,
weddings and stuff like that, I have access to staff,

(55:36):
you know service.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, see make it happen. So hit him up. That
hit him up on Instagram at chef underscore Swoop swop.
Our fat asses have been eating his food and it
is good. And what are you making today? Because he's
already started making. It smells fantastic.

Speaker 13 (55:52):
Just pastrami hash like a whole pastrami that we broke down.
All the onions, yeah, bell peppers and onion, yeah potatoes.
Got the table set up to dude. You know you're
good when you can have a folding card table and
one burner and get to and get the room to

(56:13):
smell this way and it's not something that's prepackaged. He's
got all the wrong ingredients. He's chopping, he's saut and
he's doing all kinds of stuff. It smells fantastic in
the here.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah, man, I want to have some of that. Happy
to be here, all right, it's good to see you again.
Happy to be back. I'll let you get back to
work because we're starving. Chef Swoop is here. We're gonna
have menaces late night monologue, weekend review coming up for
you next year on the Woody Show. Hangout The wood
Show will be right backs show. Chef Swoop is here,

(56:45):
he is. He has just presented us with the bistrami
hash and I've taken a couple of bites already, Man, Swoop,
this is amazing. It's fantastic. The pistrami is because sometimes
when you when you cube stuff up like this, like
sometimes it gets really tough because people they butcher it, right, Yeah,

(57:08):
but the pistrami is perfect, Like it's still tender, but
it's got that great saltiness. But you also got what
did you marinate with? The not meriting? But what did
you like sautee? The onions and stuff with.

Speaker 13 (57:20):
So that's uh chili powder, Cuman coriander, it's the Cuman
Mexicano reguno, the combination of all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Like it's delicious, so good, dude, you killed it on this.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Yeah, it's almost like a curry spice from the the
overall because you like Cuman coriander.

Speaker 13 (57:40):
Yeah, it's like super super classic for like a you know,
like I think Chipotle uses that for like steaks and stuff. Yeah,
it's like all their carnea sada usually perfection.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
No, I forget.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Do you post like like this recipe? Like do you
have this posted somewhere or do you share like that?

Speaker 13 (57:58):
I'll throw a hash recipe up and you can catch
it on my story today. You got twenty four hours
to grab that thing, man.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
All right, go up. Chef underscore swoop c h e
f underscore swoop. Now, Greg, you're you're very you know,
picky when it comes to uh, you know, different like
high quality dishes. And he's really good at giving these
these reviews.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
We love his reviews. Well, thank you. I I can't
even describe the flavors. I always underestimate coriander and spices,
and like I don't really know what to use on
what so this combination nailed it, and I agree with Seabats.
It has almost a like a ethnic flair to well,
that's what I spell when I walked in the doors, like,
oh it's is it curry day? It's kind of a

(58:40):
curry ish because that's what curry is is coriander, cuman.
And then they used like tumeric and some other stuff.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
But not overpowering and it's appropriate.

Speaker 13 (58:48):
Lots of fresh herbs in there too, just a parsing
green onion and then like crispy shallots.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
And barlec as well give greg and then the fresh
I'm giving this a ten A ten, I agree, would
I would this?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
This is a ten out of ten. Man lunch, SeaBASS,
what do you think? Oh yeah, definitely in the eight
plus range. This is an eight and above that. SeaBASS says,
disgusting can say that menace thoughts. I absolutely love it.
It's good even though it has vegetables in it. Yeah,
medic typically not person.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
This is great, man. Yeah at chef underscore, swoop and dude,
you are here at the perfect time because I don't
know if you've been here for one of these yet,
but we have menace here and ladies and Gentlemen, Boys
and Girls. Eight is time for Menaces Late night Monologue
Week in Review.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Well, Trump and Poo didn't.
That's met up in Alaska, and unlike me, they got
their crabs for free. In Alaska. They also have a

(01:00:07):
dish called stink Flipper, which coincidentally was Morgan's nickname in college.
Shot scientists have officially gone back in time one millionth
of a second. And if you want an idea on
how long that is, that's the same amount of time
anybody in this company listens to this show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
That's good. That's good and accurate.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
All right, question, anybody in here speaks Spanish? See I
want to ask you how to say something? Yeah, these
nuts got all right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I thought you were wondering for a translation. Okay, now I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Getting football is back and you know, if they're playing
with balls, Greg's all over it. Now Wait, Greg, you
think I'm talking about you, but no, I'm talking about
another radio host. His name is Greg Cherrell, and that
his that's his catchphrase, not to be confused with your catchphrase.
If they're nippling butt holders, I'm all over it. So

(01:01:13):
I have that on a pillow. It's a great Charrell
records for it. Yeah, thank you, shout out Greg? I
love him all right? Apparently it's Glenn pal season. He
has his show coming out on Hulu and then he
has the movie Running Man coming out in October. And
what I what I love about it is he went
full method. He ran his face straight into a wall.

(01:01:36):
You know now that's acting, right, Sammy?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
How dare you?

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
All right? Well, speaking of faces, let's face it. Who
hasn't been to Epstein Island?

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
You know what I'm saying. What do you think Greg
got his hydrangeas?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah? Where where?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Every floorist this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Laugh? Right now? Hydranger?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
But my question is who edited the jail suicide video?

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I haven't seen that bad of editing since the Star
Wars Christmas Special in nineteen seventy eight, and my right board,
Stevie Wonder had a better chance of spicing that video together.
Oh so, so say say it with me? Make cover
up videos great again?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Yes, say it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Let's make cover up videos great again? Allegedly, I mean literally,
they knocked the GfK video out the park. You wore
that anyways? Dudes, dudes, prices are way too high. Fast
food is the same price as Ruth Chris Steakhouse. What
do I look like Mark Zuckerberg or Wood he going

(01:02:48):
to Canada?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
You know I'm saying it's my jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Come on, well we covered it on the show, so
we can review Sea guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Okay again the back Yeah, thank you? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Uh elon musk Baby Mama says that she's about to
get evicted, and I you know, I'm no genius, but
there's one person you could reach out to, you know,
name starts with any he builds rockets. I don't know, lady,
just throwing it out there. Anyways, we have a great.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Show for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Launch his pilot is here to share his side of
the story, and Beck is our musical guest historical jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah all right, well I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Menaced and that's your weekend review.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
A week review.

Speaker 14 (01:03:39):
Now let's get a review on the review, Chef swoon,
did you have a did you have a favorite joke
in there?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
One that really like just got your good one floored me? Yeah,
took me out, took my breath away. So good. That's
nice work, No problem. We got the Friday Fail stories
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
It's what's up with what's going down in SoCal sports here?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Jeff g Hey, good morning and happy Friday. Jeff g Money,
what do you show?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Happy Friday? Everybody.

Speaker 15 (01:04:18):
Dodgers got it done last night against the Rockies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
It was at White center Field, tidy over the world,
Freddy Freeman Ambush's Dolader. Dodgers won nine to five.

Speaker 15 (01:04:30):
They head down to San Diego to take on that
team with those poop brown uniforms. Yes, I'm talking about
the Padres. Dodgers have a one game lead in the
NL West.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 15 (01:04:39):
Big playoff energy tonight in San Diego. Great pitching matchup
as well. What you show Snell versus Darvish. Make sure
you catch all the games on A and five seventy
or on the free iHeartRadio app. Angels and Cubs are
playing this weekend at the Big A. That should be
a great series as well. NFL preseason, we got Rams
in Cleveland tomorrow at ten am, Chargers and nine Ers

(01:05:00):
at five thirty, and then later on Raiders and Cards
at seven pm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Soccer Tomorrow, LAFC.

Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
And Dallas get down at five to forty at Bemos
Stadium and the Galaxy AI in Colorado at seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
And finally this morning on a.

Speaker 15 (01:05:12):
Friday, we talked about Kelsey Plumb of the Sparks hitting
that game winner last night. She is a badass for sure,
but I'm pretty sure she's gonna get a fine after
doing this on live TV after the game yesterday.

Speaker 12 (01:05:23):
I know this is a playoff push nine game season
for you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
How do you turn the page and get ready.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
For the next one?

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Yeah, we gotta put some defense, Thank you, Pepe.

Speaker 15 (01:05:35):
The crowds seem to love that, but it's always an
awkward moment for the reporter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
They never know what to do, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I'm JEFFG. And that's a so cal sport.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I thank you very much, Jeff G. Look, the good
news is nobody's watching. Yeah, nobody hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
So unless Jeff G reported on it, it's like it
never happened.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Did you see one thing about it digging all through
the Newton Nope?

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Me neither.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Yeah, thank you Jeff G. And by the way, Jeff
G is going to be on vacation next week because
he's taking his son off to college to play basketball.
I was gonna be playing basketball in college. Guess where
he's gonna be Italy College in Italy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
That's awesome, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Jeff Gy will have dumbass Tyler filling in for Jeff
g a'll next week on the Sports the show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Swoop is there when.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
We finished the delicious PASTROMI has and the recipe for
what he made us this morning he's gonna have on
his Instagram story. You gonna you can check that. You
can get it at Chef Underscore Swoop s w O
O P. And you guys, you said you forgot like
some TV shows up there. Yeah, so shout out and
drop out TV. That's a dropout they are they are

(01:06:46):
based off of YouTube. I was on a show called Gastronauts.

Speaker 13 (01:06:53):
Gas right, Like all of the hosts are comedians and
it's kind of like a satire based cooking competition h
in Like the first round, I had to make.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
The whitest food product that could so I so I had.
I guess you could say one of my disconnect there's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
No for that kind of language, luddy, vulgar and abusive language.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
You've got a dirty horsh mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Yeah, you made a little white ish for the little
white ish and people unraveled on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
So it is it's great way like mad it was fun.

Speaker 13 (01:07:34):
Yeah, yeah, because I mean that, you know the comedians
told us to Yeah, yeah, equal, it's it's it's both
sides of the fence right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
With the comments.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
It was potato salad with raisin.

Speaker 13 (01:07:44):
Yeah, it was raisin apples and uh raised raisins apples
and what else?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Did?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
It looked good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
But you know they're just like in grapes. Yeah, was
Sammy your advisor on the Yeah, So this is what
I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (01:08:01):
I'm like, I have I have been to potlucks where
white people will put raisins in like, you know, everything
everything like places it's not supposed to go. So I
was like, I figure, if I put all three of
these things in a potato silad, how could I miss
for making the whitest dish possible.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Yeah. Yeah, so my little cheese was in there.

Speaker 13 (01:08:18):
Last three days, I think I've gotten maybe one thousand
followers of Welcome to the Mafia.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Guys, it's dark on this side. Chef Underscore Swoop, definitely
do yourself a favor and get the the recipe for
this this PISTROMI so thirty minutes it'll be there. All right,
Chef Swoop is here. It is Friday morning, and it's
time for your Friday failed stories. A right, ladies, jombing

(01:09:27):
boys and girls, it is time for your Friday fail story.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I was doing a crop to have the perfect plan,
the plan that can never go wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Within. Somewhere along the line that went from being a
great idea to one big, staking mega ubber ultra. I

(01:09:58):
thought we had some really good lungk like, we came
out strong. I'm saying we came out real strong. What
do you think of that? Pretty good, beautiful froddy okie.
You heard that raw without the audience, without the music acapella.
Now you heard that without the Yeah, you guys should
take this on the road. Pretty good, pretty great food

(01:10:19):
and grooves. We'll team up a Swoop. He can watch
us sing and eat his food. This first story Florida
kid standing at his mom's place for a bit. You know,
parents are divorced, but it was time to go back
to dad's house. So the mom packed him up, dropped
him off at school. Dad would be picking him up
after school. So the kid goes to class. He opens

(01:10:39):
up his backpack and he saw his mom had put
a gun in there. Kid told the teacher. Teacher told
the principal. Principal called the cops. Cops show up. Whole
situation is now resulting in the school on lockdown. Cops
did their investigation, found out that the mom had packed
the gun in the backpack because the gun belonged to
the dad, and she has figured he'll take it back

(01:11:00):
to his dad's house via school. He's super smart, dumb ass.
So she was arrested charge with child neglect giving a
firearm to a minor. And she's not gonna get to
see her kid anytime soon. Now that's probably a bad idea.
Was just being efficient. Yeah, Now this this clip's from
making the rounds some courtroom footage from a murder trial

(01:11:22):
in Georgia. Let me get the clip here. The judge
was handed the decision from the jury and he read
it to the court.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
The verdicts, we the jury find that fine guilty as
to all six councils deep bill of indictment. I'm sure
for your place nameless to castle, can't pass it over
to sorry, We the jury find that not guilty's count

(01:11:51):
apologize from misppreciation.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
I would rather go that way than the other way,
I should have pulled out the old menace.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I just have have my red Bull yet.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
But that's a happy surprise, not the other. Oh no, no, no,
you're guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Can you imagine though, like you're your stomach just drops out?

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
You need a diaper?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, oh, oh my god? And then two seconds oh
wait what yeah, just kidding? Yeah, guys, I would Which
is it? Did I not say not? This one is
from New Jersey. Fifty six year old fella. He ended
up crashing his car and getting arrested for driving under
the influence. Now, the passenger, this chick of the car
with him, also drunk, but the cops were nice enough

(01:12:33):
and they gave the passenger a ride home. They told
the cops that they would send somebody down to the
police station to go pick up the driver. Okay, so
about a half hour later, in walks that person, the
same drunk lady who they had just been nice enough
to drop off at the house. But she's still drunk.
She drove down to the station to get the dude
out of jail. She twice the legal limit, was also

(01:12:57):
now thrown in jail with the other dude, so they
got spend a little bit more time that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Tell me a good rock bottom story.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Yeah, it's called Uber everybody. This one is from Houston
where this guy who was serving seven years in prison
was mistakenly released. That happens. He he just walked out
the front door. I was like, all right, and he
was in the wind and there's a man hunt underway.
They finally found him. Took about four days though. Yeah,
and they brought him back to Failed John. Now, somehow,

(01:13:26):
this is the second time just this year that an
inmate has been mistakenly released from the same jail. So
they might want to fix that. Yeah, menso would be
an easy case. Just say what you told me to leave? Yeah,
and I don't watch the news. I didn't know I
was wanted. They told me to leave. Story out of
Washington State, twenty one year old woman was on her

(01:13:48):
way to court when she was pulled over by the cops.
The cops asked her, Hey, where are you going in
such a hurry? She said, she was on her way
to the courthouse. Now ask me why she's going to
the courthouse to pay a previous speeding ticket. So pulled
over for speeding speeding to the court to pay a
speeding ticket. The cops looked it up and she wasn't lying.
She was arrested for reckless driving and because on top

(01:14:10):
of the speeding she pulled into an oncoming lane to
pass another car, she was also driving without insurance and
operating a vehicle without a valid license. She just really
likes driving an idiot. Sale.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
And how about this one out of Tennessee with this dude.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
He was doing some really boring hiking at this state
park and he came across this snake. He looked at
it and he decided, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
It would be a good idea pick it up, because
that's what a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Snake wants to be held. Yeah, So what this dufist
didn't realize is that he was picking up a timber rattlesnake,
which is one of the largest and most dangerous of
the four venomous snakes that you could find there in
the state of Tennessee. The snake bit him on the hand,
and guess what, he's fine. He's dead. So that went well.

(01:14:56):
According to the report. They're not sure if it was
the venom that did the most image or if the
hiker had just some kind of like over the top
allergic reaction to the bite. But either way, he.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Did want to sail.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yeah, it might be the snake, sure, yeah, and uh, here,
I'll give you one more story. This is my favorite
one of the week. It's from Florida with this guy
who's doing some fishing with his buddy and they caught
a shark, good size one too, a six foot lemon shark.
Long story short, the dude ended up needing to get

(01:15:27):
airlifted to the hospital because the shark got him good.
They weren't even in the water and the shark got him.
The dude was posing for the picture with it. So
here's there's the right before it happened. Okay, so he's
got the he's got the shark and he's holding his
mouth like open. He's grabbing it by the snout and
kind of pulling, pulling the mouth open, and uh the

(01:15:47):
shark jumped away and then chomped him. Here's some of
the nine to one to one call. And then the
guy he did live talking about the atte.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Here and one of the guys in the leg, we
have a care to get on his leg. He got
a cow on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
We just finished taking the hook out of his mouth.
We're gonna go release him. And the shark just turned
and bit me.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
And for the shark that bit him, he has a message,
see you next time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Oh really, yeah, so scared. This shark got your ass
and you weren't even in the water. He got you
on land.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Dog breath, he got you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
The shark whose advantages in the water, got your ass.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
On the land with you standing over to see you
next time?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Get out, all right, sails.

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
Not that long ago that dude had the shark right
by the side of his boat. I think it might
have been on the line and it bit him and
a finger came off and oh yeah, damn it lost
my finger.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
That's right, I forgot about that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
We're ready.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Hey, you want to burner media?

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Rare?

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
You hear burner media rare?

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
Bitch so needy because I'm Russian Asians being honestly the right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
All right, well we have a contestant lined up. It's
time for today's dumb ass contest.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Chefs Swoop is here. You can do it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Used to play a long years, so you can find
them on Instagram at chef Underscore Swoop. He prepared and
served us breakfast. Everything has been cleaned up and so
now like the work is done. Now it's time to play,
and today's dumb ass contest is the du.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
It's playing to Chef Swoop.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
The way the game works, please, Hey, go out in
the streets, ask someone who's very inebriated a series of
very easy questions. And so the game is not answering
the questions. The game is whether this person is so
out of it that they will not know the answer
to the questions. And if you can guess whether they
know two times out of three questions, you win.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
All right, let's go and say hello to our listener
who will be a contestant trying to win a prize,
and say out to Paul.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Good morning, Paul, Paul, good morning. How we're doing fantastic?

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
All right, So you're gonna play the d y Q
now before we get to the actual questions at count,
we're gonna get to know the drunk person a little
bit better. So Sea Bass has a little clip for
us here. Well, how with it or not with it?
They are now before you came up here today, Swift,
did you and Vaughn get high in the garage?

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I I got stoned on my own. Okay, I didn't
need bonds helpe to that technically now Yeah, man usually
Von hits it hard before he comes up the elevator. Yeah,
I had a hash joint on the wa today. Hash
hash all right, And who is this person? Sea Bass?
This is Ramseys? And what I usually do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
I hang out outside bars and festivals and stuff and
talk to drunk people. Now sometimes passers by will walk
up to me and they say, oh, I want to
play and who am I to decline them? I've be
okay absolutely, now that being said, I did not pick Ramses.
Ramses picked me and uh he still is under the
influence of something, but something different than usual.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Have you been drinking tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Now it's been off Christal math Wen.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
Why is crystal mess better than liquor?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Cause it keeps you up, It's healthy for you. Oh,
I'm just shinning their highs. You shot with the shooter.
My pupils are dilated.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Wear your sunglasses at night.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Me, I'm a vampire. I'm ten million years old, weirdess
turned ten milliars old to day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I'm with a urbinyl.

Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
Are you ready for the questions?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Forever the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Ten million years old?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, he's got to know everything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Wealth of knowledge, right, repetition, hearing things over man, I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Think he might be onto something. I don't think it's healthy.
It's healthy, healthy, all right, So question number one, Paul,
are you ready for question number one? It is the
uh d U i Q.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
Name two movies Ben Stiller has started.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Name two movies that Ben Stiller has been in, Our Star,
Our start, no cameos. Okay, all right, Sammy and medics
are working on their answers. We have to get We
have to try to guess that they no stone cold,
sober guys different. That's for the prize.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
We learned earlier that Menico during school would go to
friends houses and get drunk and ride bikes. Yeah, he
read zero books in high school, so she had time
to watch movies, just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Fun background three period, do whatever she wanted. Yeah, what
do you guys think I would say no for Ramseys?
I will say yes for yes for Menace and Sammy.

Speaker 10 (01:20:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say the same, but you know what,
Ramses has been around a long time, so I'd like
to think he's seen some Ben Stillers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
I'm gonna say triple yes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Okay, Chef's swoop. What do you think, man, I'm going
I'm going my man on the crystal meth is just
it's a no for me. No, it's not for him. Dog.
I'm confident in the in the studio. Okay, okay, So
we think medicine, Sam, you are going to get it,
all right? What do you think you're Paul?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
For question number one, no chance, no chance? Question number
one d.

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
U i Q.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
Two movies Ben Stiller has started, Sammy, I couldn't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Along came Polly, have you wait? Stodgeball Lander? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
And what was the first one that came in mine?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Along?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Came Polly, that's the first movie Jennifer Aniston. Yes, okay,
and I think I've seen that one time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Okay, Menace, Tropic Thunder, Zoolander, something about Mary Tropic Thunder Classic. Yeah,
no problem here question number one. Let's see if Paul
said that our friend here Rameses would not get it.
And if that is the case, will be on the
board of this first point here on the d U y.

Speaker 6 (01:21:33):
Q name two movies Ben Stiller has starred in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
I don't know what Stiller is, but I heard him
for real famous.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
He's a little white guy. Is he winning in one
of them?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Winning?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
The pedophile.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
I don't believe he's married with kids sending them jump
is one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
I thought that like white guys too have heard of him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
All right, well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Good news, Paul, you are on the board. You got
your first point. Give the the U i q s
out of these next two questions. You just got to
get one out of the next two. Right, question number.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Two, spell speed Lunker no for menace.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I know he likes. So Paul is already saying no chance,
no chance for Ramsey's, no chance for menace and his
loves speed lunker. Uh, Sammy, Yes, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
I'm gonna go trips no, triple no from Gina.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Bonus points for definitions after you're done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yes, great, all right, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
Gory, I think I'm leaning triple no as well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Triple no. Let me gets mixed up on certain letters. Okay,
Chefs swoop.

Speaker 13 (01:22:42):
Yeah, I'm going triple no. Will say that you might
be able to bounce back if you know the definition.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
All right, all right, all right, Uh, Paul, you already
said hell no or no way, no chance sticking of
that for Ramsey. All right, do you guys need some
more time to work out the spelling over there, let's
just go for it. Is my guest, alright, Question number
two for the U I Q spell menace s p

(01:23:09):
E l u n c e R blunkerplunker so close, Sammy,
s p I l U n k e R. Now,
if they had a baby, combine, if they had a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Okay, is it s p E yes?

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Yes, all right, then you have the rest right menace?
Got that last where it sort of been a k
He got that wrong, got that wrong, definition, Sammy, Alright, definitionslunker.

Speaker 11 (01:23:42):
Oh, it's spies who go into a bunker.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
A great menace.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Is this something that explores caves holes?

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
For whatever reason, men it's kind of gravitated towards the words.
Was it in the word of the day or was
it involved in something else? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
But I was, yeah, like I can, I can weave
this into stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
He's probably sperlunking at night.

Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I don't from the Greek speed lunks or speed links
meaning cave.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
And I've never heard it. I've never heard it pronounced
spied lunker.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
That's just.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
From sounding it out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
What happened.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
It's like verdiction, you know, right, pronunciation speed lunker was
helpful to you. But yeah, that actually was a big
giveaway genius.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Uh, spelunker, I did like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
In bunkers.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
I did like that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
That was good. That was adorable. So Paul, you said
no that Rameses would not get this right. All right,
let's see question number two. D u i Q spell.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Spelunker, speed, loker s A A l O C and
can you use that word in a sentence?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
No, I can't, Phil, Then I stay longer under my skateboard.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
All right for the answer before. But hey, that's the
answer you needed to win this round of the duy q,
right you playing fiasco? Yeah, Paul, congratulations you are a winner,
my friend. Congrats and enjoy whatever the prize is that
we have for you. But we do appreciate you listening
to Wie Show. And hang on one second, we'll get
all your information. Okay, thank you. All right, you're welcome.

(01:25:30):
Here's Paul. All right, bye, Paul. I do have a
question number three here for the d u i Q,
which Paul did not need, but we're gonna have just
for fundzies.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
How many Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
That's a number easy. How many Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
If you get this one wrong. You can't be a
forty five year old like guy. You know, I'm thinking
like your family's Italian. Oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
I mean she's about Italian is well, I mean Olive Gardener.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Excuse you?

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
You don't know anything about my life.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
My family.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Italy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yeah, in Italy. I will say no for Ramseys, no
for Menace, yes for Menace, no for Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
I'm only yes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
And if you can name all the special titles, right, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
I can't, you can, I can I chef's woo. I'm
just gonna be pessimistic. I'm just going triple now Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
No to Ramseys, but I'm gonna say yes to Menace
and Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Okay. Question number three do you like Q?

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
How many Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
I believe three?

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
All right, Sammy three? Three? A right? Names are can
you can you name them? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
These are one, two, three, Godfather two, Godfather three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Oh it's not Godfather one, it's just the Godfather. Yeah.
I was hoping they give me like the new batch
in the Yeah. I tripped for a second thing. They
had something like that where it's like.

Speaker 10 (01:27:17):
God, they do have to they do have one where
they mash up the first and second and show in
chronological order.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is I
thought it was like start a New Hope five minutes
Friday after next and then next Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Yeah, I for sure there was a two because Sophia
Coppola gets shot in that movie and spoilert and she
got a lot of crap for acting. That's not too
Was she alive in nineteen seventy four? No, that wasn't too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
That wasn't too Sofia Coppola.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, yeah, it was a daughter, No way, it was
three she directed. That was in three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Yeah, she would have been three years old. My bad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Didn't see any of the movies.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
I recently made it through half of the original Is
This Wedding ever?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Gonnad the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
If I may, I read the book of all the
classic movies like that that I watched, because I'm like, man,
this this must be really good because everybody talks about
it and you know, w Yeah it was, uh Scarface,
that movie.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I don't like it. It was exactly when it came out.
It was popping, like I was there nothing else out right?
Probably I was popping.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
It was so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
It was like I made it all the way through
because I felt like I had to say happy Gilmore
to I just watched that. Have you guys seen it? Depressed?
The first one was funny in the time it was.
It was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
It was okay, but I was micro dosing, so I
was more forgiving.

Speaker 13 (01:28:50):
Yeah maybe I should. All right, so a piece of
chocolate and watch it when I go back. Were you
sober watching it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Or were you high? I was stoned, but I guess
I was. If you if it's not even fun stone,
that's not good. But it's just a cameo list. It's yeah,
all right. Well question number three the d y Q.
Did Ramses get it right? Let's find out how many.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Godfather movies have been made?

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Five?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
I had the collectors edition, Who is Godfather?

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Five?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
About al Pacino? Like getting old? He told his son
something boy like, never tell nobody what you're thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Hell, yeah, I'd love to see five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
It was straight to video. Oh, I guess that in
the future right now?

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Yeah, it's blu ray.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
But the d u i Q, we are the Woody Show,
Cox on the Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (01:29:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:29:36):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like, Yeah,
the Woody Show back in the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
All right, Chef Swoop is here. Make sure you check
him out on Instagram. It's the best way Instagram. No,
it's hold on me. Turn that mic on over there
at Chef Underscore Swoop. Yes, indeed he open for bookings
if you've got some big thing going on. He's told
us about Gastronauts that show was on. Yeah, to try
to make the whitest thing ever. Yeah, potato with grapes

(01:30:11):
and raisins and all of the whitest potato salad you
could think of. But I crushed it, absolutely nailed it. Yeah.
He made a fantastic, fantastic pastrami hash for us this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
And Yeah, it was good to see you man, Thank you,
thank you, thank you for coming by. Since you're here,
why don't you hang out for a little bit of
food news news before you hit the before you hit
the road, dude, Big changes of Cracker Barrel. I feel
like we've heard a lot about Cracker Barrel over the
last couple of weeks. Their CEO has claimed that feedback
on their store remodels bebe they changed the whole look

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of it now. Yeah, I got like old farmhouse look now.
And also changes to the menu have been mostly positive.
That's what he's saying, But that's not what we've been
seeing and hearing people. They aren't happy with another decision
they made now because they've changed the logo. Yeah, it
used to be the cracker barrel name next to a
guy sitting with a barrel, and now old time and

(01:31:07):
now it's just the name itself, super modern with no
cracker barrel like look.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Like how dumb that it looks like a would have
on a shirt like anything? I mean, character, I went
to cracker barrel Tons when I was a kid. On
one hand, I don't care and I don't believe anyone cares.
But it is still lame. It's still lame. Yeah, I
mean that's a that's an iconic brand, essential in the South.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
So that move, along with the CEO doubling down on
the lies, has sent the cracker barrel stock into a
free fall. Not not good first off a stock, Yeah,
I thought, Yeah, I know. News find folks over Campbell's
have made a new friend in PAP's Blue Ribbon and
the two are dropping a collab. You guys, two new

(01:31:49):
flavors of soup gonna be coming to stores later on
this month.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
You go for it is one of them, like a
delicious beer cheese soup.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Beer cheese with potatoes and terriso.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
That's gonna be so go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
And then beef bacon and beer chili with beans.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
It's a lot of bees, beef bacon and beer chili
with beans.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Yeah. The companies are encouraging choppers to use the beer
cheese flavors of topping for hot dogs or nachos. They
want both flavors to be eaten just straight out of
the can because that's the way the blue collar people eat.

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
According to how they wrote the whole thing up. And
of course the claud will only be available at Walmart.
Menace sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Yeah, I got crapped off for eating soup out of
a can for years by you dorks. Yeah, because we
I'm just blae.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
No no, no, I don't know if they mean directly
out of the camp like that. I think they mean
without and then put it into an chef's swoop.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
I thought they met like with your bendlestick and like
in a train.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
That's how I did it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
No, he would bring in like these kans of soup
or whatever that was kans of But you don't have
to do that, right, Well, I was living in an
RV at the time. You're at the radio station and
we have bowls. It was much more convenient. First off,
you lose some on the sides every time you pour
something from one containto into another.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
This is about the portion of soup that you've lost
collectively on the sides of.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
It's much easier just to crack open a can instead of,
you know, dealing with message.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
You're sending a beer. You're not wasting a can.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Of soup, Thank you, Greg, You're wasting screens if you're
in the RVY.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
I agree on that one. But but he was to
work here at work time. I disagree. Yahoos. Costco is
back to their old ways again. They're selling another bucket
of something. This time around, they're selling a bucket of
light amber honey, sixty pounds of honey. Guy price price
is going to be a trillion dollars sixty pounds? How
much for sixty pounds? You know, let's go to chef'swoop first,

(01:33:45):
because he's you know, probably the most knowledgeable it comes to.

Speaker 13 (01:33:48):
Ingredients to how much sixty pounds of honey, I'm gonna
slight amber honey. Yeah, that's going to run you at
least three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Bucks, three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Any other guesses, I'm going to go two hundred because
they're doing sixty pounds. They must have an abundance of honey.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Costcome and everything. Yeah, they have a vast array of Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Their distributor might have that. So I'm going like two
hundred a little over to on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
But unless they're stepping on it with like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
What's the amber honey light amber huh, Yeah, it's already
been stepped.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
I was going to say, then let that lowers the price,
I'm gonna say fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Just the volume of it, that's your hand. I don't
know stuff in stores called unfiltered honey.

Speaker 13 (01:34:27):
Right, yeah, and I mean even even that's I mean
I go to the farmer's market when I get honey.
I don't buy it from the too.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Yeah. Also three oh one man, Yeah, sixty pounds of
it you can get for one hundred and fourteen dollars
and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
They got half honey, half a gave exactly My parents
had one of these when I was a little kid,
and it was probably sixty pounds and it's set in
our pantry for ten years and just collected ants.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
It's just so bad though, right, it never does.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
They said, the bucket actually costs the same as if
you were going to get sixty pounds of honey from
a bee farm, so just saved the trip to the beefar. Yeah,
but they are not the beef farm now, they're not
the bee farm. I did watch something about honey and
bees and the whole thing, and it kind of grossed
me out on honey just because I mean, I understand

(01:35:16):
just seeing it that they make it no, but so
what it does. They they barf the honey into another
bee's mouth, and then that bee barfs it into another
bee's mouth, and then that they snowball it then into
the comb and then there it's a you know, then
they get it get from there. But it's like, yeah,
they're just snowballing it from one bee to another. They're

(01:35:38):
into another bee's mouth, into another bee's mouth, into another
bee's mouth. Now I do love honey, but watch that,
I was like, I got a little bit on my
coffee thing now just think biscuits. Yeah right. News piece
of food news, Skittles has announced that in twenty twenty six,
you're gonna roll out a new line of spice and

(01:36:00):
sweet gummy candy. We don't need sp I did see
something at the convenience story Life Stop the other morning.
They did have some kind of like spicy gummy candy.
I've tried this before.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
It's not good.

Speaker 13 (01:36:11):
I got kind of free snack. Foods are literally out
of Ammo. Yeah right, Like it's like yog I saw
like nerds flavored like toothpaste or something. Oh really, it's
like just these companies are cooked. You're just trying to
collap with each other, and like, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
The name is Skittles Gummies Fuego, and it combines fruit
flavors with the spiciness of a tangy chili coating the
spicy candy quote unquote. We'll have five flavors in each bag, watermelon, strawberry, raspberry, lemon,
and mango and Skittles. They're giving fans early access through
social media.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Like taen, Yeah, I was at an event. Okay, yeah,
I was at an event. They were giving out some
of the stuff for free. And yeah, it does seem
like taheena sprinkled onto like some gummies.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Not good. Just stick to sour man.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
I love everything this sourd well.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Chef Swoop, thank you for for coming in. Thanks for
having Chef Swoop. Everybody. You can find him on Instagram
app Chef underscore Swoop and book him for you know,
the next time you need somebody to prepare some food
for some gather, I'm telling you if he can satisfy
the fat asses in this room and get everybody me
like dude, everybody on board, even Sammy. Sammy had that

(01:37:22):
like stink guy that you gave to the idea. I
was like, here's your breakfast. She was like thank your Yeah,
and even and even he got menaced to eat vegetables.
Are all right, chef, So thank you very much. Chef
underscore Swoop on Instagram. We'll be right back. We are

(01:37:43):
the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
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Thank you for being here.

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Give us all your valuable time today.

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because it was ruled as a heart attack, but now
there's thought that the heart attack was the result of
medical malpractice. This is according to TMZ. At the time

(01:38:12):
of his death, there was an occupational therapist with him,
and that therapist told the police that during a recent surgery,
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(01:38:35):
They're getting medical records from a variety of providers. So
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Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Weeks before any of this news broke, there's a radio
DJ in Florida named Bubba the Lovespote. It's his favorite,
and he said exactly everything that they're saying now.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
They were friends.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Yeah, well at really were. Oh they were really good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
It was probably the love sponges white that ye was
on camera, but they definitely knew a lot of that,
like the Gawker thing, and yeah, and that's that's what
he was saying, and he was putting it out there.
No one believed them. People were coming up covering up
for Hulk and saying, oh no, he's fine, blah blah blah,
and then all this came out and he said, yeah,
it was something that surgery went wrong type thing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Yep. So imagine the settlement on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Oh well, that's what happened to John Rivers, right, John Rivers,
Oh that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:39:30):
And what about Kanye's mom, Yeah, Kanye's novere wee don't
care about her.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
We care of the actual people like John Rivers, Hulk Hogel, Right, yeah,
just related on mom. You know, it's like they don't
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Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

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Hey, everybody, really, at least the morning parts out of
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(01:40:47):
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Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
Yeah, some people aren't rude, they're just selectively nice. And
you weren't selected.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
I think that's fair enough way to think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Yeah, fair enough. It's not that I'm deaf. I just
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Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
I like that.

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