FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 25th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Redneck News, Amazon Reviews & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question, is.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It flies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show? Is the Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody, and just like that woo weekend
though yeah, wait, like it never happened back at it
is Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's August twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody show'd that's gory. We got Menace.
What is Jina Grant is here? There's Sea Bass. We've
got Sammy Morgan is our socio producer. She's here. We've
got Von our video producer. He is here. I see
Bort and I spot with my little I. There is Menji.
They're here in the Woody Show production department doing their thing,

(01:16):
and we welcome you and offer that. Hey, anything you
want to be a part of please contest topic whatever
it might be. Many ways to be a part of
the Woody Show. One is by calling in eight seven
seven four Woodie. You just have us a text. They
show up in real time here in the studio. We
see those as they come in. You can get those
by just texting us over to two two nine eight
seven and then of course email email at woodieshow dot com.

(01:39):
All that stuff coming up on the show this morning,
got a brand new redneck news. We'll get to some
of the weekend cheers and jeers, see what happened there,
and then some some Amazon reviews, some some things that
are sold on Amazon, Like who are the people reviewing
some of these things? Share? That grigged a little bit
of a of a deep dive into that. Yeah, if

(02:00):
you want to call in, text in, that's fine. You
could do that this morning here on the Woody Show.
So the return stuff on Amazon, Like, is it still
super easy or did they make that more difficult? I
found it super easy. Yeah, there is, okay, because it
wasn't there something that we I feel like we were talking

(02:21):
about something recently where somebody finally put their foot down.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
They're like, you know what, I think it was USPS
or are you a UPS or something?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, it was, no, it was it was a retailer.
So it wasn't the shipping people itself. It was like
maybe taking back stuff. All right, so be talking anils here. Yeah,
I hate people like this. What is this guy doing? Dude?
For the past six months, this guy has been buying
these one pound cast iron anvils on Amazon like you

(02:48):
have blacksmiths use them, yeah, cartoons, yeah yeah. The coyote
had many question is how is this possible? Because after
the first two you think Amazon would catch on. Yeah,
so again six months, this guy's been buying these one
hundred and ten pounds cast iron anvils and then he
returns them as soon as they're delivered, which only hurts
the delivery driver. The anvils are two hundred and twenty

(03:10):
five dollars each, but because he's got prime, the shipping
is free. I mean, this guy's just an a hole.
He's doing things because he can.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
He says, he's what like quote testing it out or
sure coyote trying to prove the free shipping.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
The local news got a hold of him and he
told them that he's going to keep doing it until
someone does something about it.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Why there's no I mean, there's some humor, but there's
no like purpose in this.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, And when told he's wasting time and money, he
just laughs it.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Off sounds gainfully.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And it's stuff like this that's gonna ruin the shipping
thing for everybody.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Else for everyone. And then some of us have legit
things to take back, but I can't be bothered. But
this is the second time this has happened to me.
Have you ever gone to the grocery store and got
in a box of like generic ziplock style bags, And
this is the second time. Pulled out a bag and
there's like a slash through it, so the bag is
useles it. I pulled out another one. There's a slash,

(04:04):
and I pulled about half the bag and about half
of them have a slash through them.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
The box cut The box.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Was not cut.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
This is.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
So it must have been in the filling the box.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I've seen it before, like when you go down the
Cereal I or something that we boxes Cereal. They took
him out of the case and the guy who was
stocking the shelves, he had his box cutter and he
caught like the side of this. Sometimes they'll put those
up there the palate. Yeah, right, exactly, bad magic trick. Yeah,
obviously that was something from the manufacturer time.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
And these are always like the generic bags because you
know there's a pretty pricey right well.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
And you get what you pay for it all. I
don't think I've ever bought zip Are you serious? Oh?
My god, this is anvild guy.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm not I have just not get it because everyone's
messaging him like, man, this doesn't hurt Amazon, this hurts
the cellar, this hurts the delivery driver.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
What do you prove it? Yeah, and he won't stop.
Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you
should do something. And we've heard that saying apply to
a bunch of different things before. But in protests, he's
almost doing it to showcase how awesome they are. Well,
it's it's it's the same as you know, the woman
who brought back the live Christmas tree that she bought,
but she brought it back like in February and they

(05:16):
took it back. And like companies are trying to be cool,
they're trying to like when people have a legit return.
But the people who take advantage of these things or
they I've never I've never been on board, and people
call me stop being such a prick woody. People just
let people do it. Where they go they buy or
they buy, Yeah, they go and they basically rent. They

(05:38):
go and they buy like a shirt, they keep the
tags on a couch, they wear it to whatever, and
then they return it, you know, after whatever they needed
it for. It's not it's not a rental. Like you
you bought this shirt, it's not a rental because you're
not even pain Yeah, I hate, like I hate when
I would you when you hear about people doing that

(05:59):
kind of stuff, they leave the tags on knowing that
they're just going to bring it back, there's going to
use it. That people were doing that when bed, Bath,
and Beyond was around, they would did those those arrow
beds or whatever they're called, the airbase.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That policy long before anything any other product in their store. Yeah,
because you had a guest, you go buy one and
then you use that.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Like once a year.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
But Costco's got like a really liberal return policy.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
But it's the same people like have you heard the phrase,
like there's two kinds of people in the world. One
like if there's like pizza, you take one slice because
you're afraid there's not going to be enough for everyone.
Or the other person who takes two slices because they're
afraid they're not going to be enough for everyone.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
It's like you're going to ruin it for everyone because
you're great.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And people will say, don't you The Woodie Show have
a uh segment where you will question whether companies will
take it back? Yes, but those are hilarious and whimsical journalism.
Yeah right, and that's silly and fun. Not And it
was to make a point because we heard about, like,
you know, the people that were returning like all of
a meal except for one bite, and they still took
that back. Will they really take that back? Or were

(06:57):
we getting pussed? It was to mock these people.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Will they take it back if I say my little
tom tummas fall?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yes, it is the opposite of this.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
My favorite was the Mother's Day card for a raw
dog in the fart box.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
That was better than they used laundry that was so good.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
In twenty twenty four, customers returned seven hundred and forty
three billion dollars worth of merchandise from stores, with one
hundred and three of that being marked as fraudulent. That's
the other thing. People are like, oh, no, I returned it.
They want the credit, but they they never really sent it.
Customers have long been treating stores like a free rental service.
See and now some of these stores are beginning to
fight back. Home Depot and Lows have changed their return policies.

(07:37):
Changing it from ninety days to just forty eight hours.
Oh damn for bigger appliances. Oh that makes sense because
people get power tools as a rental. And yeah, Amazon
is cracking down on returns by using AI to flag
accounts that returned too much stuff. That's how is this
guy not caught?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
How is this like after the third time? It doesn't
make much sense. O. Their stores and retailers haven't changed
their policies just yet, but experts do expect him to
follow suit. With the amount of money that's lost in
returns still on the rise.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Just stop ruining it for everybody.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, I just remembered Woody. I was guilty of that
when I was Megapoor and my roommate was moving out
and it was going to be about two weeks until
the new roommate moved in. The old roommate is the
one who owned a TV. I didn't own a TV,
so I went to I think it was Walmart or
J C. Penny I bought a TV.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
So you went to Seers because they're not even around anymore.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah, I think it was out of business. Bought a
TV and then I use it for two weeks. New
roommate moves in. He owns a TV. So I returned knowing,
damn well, I was going to return that one. I
needed a TV.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
For the two weeks that.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
I was alone needed I was very poor. It was like,
help me on, are you going to watch Wings? How
was I going to watch Beverly Hills nine o two?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
And oh? Thank you the day? Yeah? Well, I mean
people do that for the Super Bowl. Totally get like
some and the places know what you're doing. To me though,
that's such a painted because you're hauling this massive thing
into your house. But you bros, be super pvs.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
They're so affordable these days. That has to happen way
less now.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I would agree with that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
My funniest things I see it all the time when
I'm doing cart Narcs is every other TV that's bought
can't fit into the vehicle that they used to.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Giant boxes in parking.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I have wondered as a guy that used to sell TVs,
that would happen all the time where they're like, oh,
I can take it home. They didn't want to pay
the delivery fee, so my son they try to fit
in a Honda Civiver.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
My son bought this big giant like Halloween thing from
home Depot, and I looked at the box measurements online.
I went outside, you know, the car for the for
the back of the suv and everything else, and I'm like, a, right,
I think we can make it work. I was off
by like maybe three quarters of an inch, damn it.
So what I did is I took everything out of

(09:49):
the box, loaded it into the car, and then just
kind of folded the box flat and full and then
slid that.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
So I, oh, you're supposed toss the box loose in
the parking lot way.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, no, because he's gonna have to use that box to
keep all that crap from being all over my garage
when Halloween's over. But here the I was like taking
everything it was. This thing's like, I don't know, nineteen
feet tall or something. So it's just I mean, this
box took up the entire car. But this is why
she got all this stuff out of it. This is
a father son bonding moment, your first time measuring box.
And know what I'm saying, right he Yeah, going out

(10:20):
to the December box for my son. Yeah. Eight, set
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
That's more Woodies Show. Next, hang on, We're gonna take
a little bit of a break in the meantime. Please
lower your standards. Show What's up? What you show?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Podcast listeners, it's men's just a heads up. Tomorrow, Long Beach, California,
myself and Borts we're gonna be at the grand opening
of Raising Canes on Carson Boulevard. Come hang out with
us from one to three pm. We're gonna have a
bunch of giveaways for team park tickets, concert tickets, what
to Show, merch and more. Be there again Tomorrow, August

(10:56):
twenty sixth, from one to three pm in Long Beach
at Canes on Carson Boulevard. In the meantime, keep enjoying
the wood Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
A right, welcome back. Yeah, still Monday. Yeah, that's all right,
we'll get through it. It's August the twenty fifth. Today
is a National Banana Split Day. Oh. I like bananas,
I like ice cream. I just the banana split has
always been so overrated to me. It's kind of like,
uh and bor get ready for the get ready to
bleep this out of that it's the talking of desserts.

(11:28):
Oh well, it looks like it like the idea. It
kind of does what's wrong with it? The idea of
it is better than the reality fruit on there because
fruit is good. I mean fruit, Yeah, it's fine, but
I don't know, like, yeah, it's just it's awkward, like
three scoops, there's still sauce. It's awkward to eat and
it seems old time because like all the time. You

(11:50):
know what, maybe if the banana was like chunked or chocolate,
but you get to to Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Can we at least issue that it looks cute and whimsical?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It does? It looks great. It's one of those things
like it's it's built to be seen, not eating.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Like fahetas are built to be smelled, Like they're way
better smelling than they are. They don't taste like that much,
but the smell is amazing. Maybe I just had some
battle heats recently.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
No, I mean, I know what you're saying, like you
know the idea of heat is, but then you get there,
it's like, yeah, you get the work of them and together.
I don't want to. I don't shop for you taken
un necessary trip split but this for crap is not
Are you the same person that said you eat canned
stuff because you don't want to waste what's on the

(12:37):
side of the cans. I buy from Trader Joe's all
the time. Well, maybe here's our extra season.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
But when you get them and you smell at the
restaurants like damn, I should have ordered that, and you
have a bite, you're like, all right, us.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think I think. I agree. I think I think
for heatas are a little overrated. Split it splits the desserts.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
I said it, it is, it is, okay, all right,
all right, Let's see what I'll say is Oh, it's
National Park Service Founders Day. Who cares Whiskey Sour Day? Yes,
I love the whiskey sour. Today is kiss and make
Up Day. I pad, let's not fight, let's find out.
Yeah exactly, let's not fight. Let's try it for one day. Yeah,

(13:17):
one day, we'll make it through. Menace has What's Happening
in Entertainment?

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Well, allegedly, actress and mogul Jessica Alba and her ex
Cash Warren have a set of rules when they're out
there dating. Yeah, they say that they can't discuss new
lovers in front of their children or have their children
meet new lovers. A discussion. Do you guys agree with that?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I mean, that's pretty standards. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, I guess so, I don't. People make it like
such a big deal.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
What have Well?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
It freaks It tends to freak kids.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Out of the shows a sign of jealousy or whatever.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Doing it all the time, it needs to be serious.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Wait, you said the kid is jealous of the pair.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
No, I'm saying the parents are, you know, trying to
control each other on you.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Know, jealous of the other side.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
You know, I think it freaks kids out to constantly
see a revolving door of mom's and.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Tell your mom not to be horror? Can you hear
that Jessica has called you a whore? Be a job? Yes,
that's what I saying. No, that's what you said. No,
it's not really.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
I think it's important for you to meet someone who's
going to be around your kid a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yes, agreed. Right, there's a difference between the boyfriends when
you're single and boyfriends. Have you guys agreed to have
a summit before introducing new people. My my sister the breeder,
had the draw a line with my sister the Lesbian
about Hey, no, more like when I invite you over
for gatherings and stuff, no plus ones, really somebody different

(14:45):
each time. Yeah, and like the kid her kids were
like really little, So it was like really awkward to
try to have to explain all the time, like an yeah,
because because it wasn't just like she'd come over and
hang out there like sitting on each other's laps or
holding hands like that kind of like wait, what's going
on here? She didn't have to explain it. That's the
lesbian par is, just like the new person every time. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Now I do agree, like first date, Yeah, they shouldn't
be meeting the kids of course, but you know, if
you've gone on a couple of dates, I don't see
the big deal.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Let the kids learn about.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh we were talking about this, Sammy.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
It was Kristin Cavalari who was talking about how she
went on a date with Morgan Wallen and how he
was so nice and he came to pick her up
for their first date and met the kids. And I
was like, met the kids.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
On your first day.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
If it's someone.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Famous, you want them to yeah, to be to be fair, kids,
it's all over anyway, Yeah, to be fair.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
She did say the kids wanted to meet. That's that's different. Yeah,
is famous.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I would say, Morgan, what are you doing marriage?

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Everything's okay, no kidding, everything's okay with meeting them right away,
as long as you're famous.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Fair. The kids want to be a famous person.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
They don't want to meet Mommy's new Well maybe mommy
is famous. Show date another famous person. That never happens,
but maybe that might happen now. Tom Brady he's getting
ripped on on social media because he was out golfing
with one of his sons and his son is seventeen
years old. Tom Brady is six foot four and his
son is taller than him. Due Yeah, so a lot

(16:13):
of his h old teammates were ripping on. I'm saying
that looks like your son can beat your ass. Well maybe,
but also six' four what?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
SHORTY i, Know, like, dude, okay the kid minimum has
to be six.', five yeah he's seventeen.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
Sixty five he's also, Super, skinny like there's no Way
That tom brady doesn't still own him if.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
They, weren't, again yeah he's super.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
GIZ ellie i, don't know it's, not's, kidd oh it's the. Other,
kid yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Abandoned when she, was pregnant and we still. WORSHIP him
i could. Be wrong yeah it was with, a, actress,
RIGHT yeah i.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Forget him it doesn't, doesn't matter NOT famous.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Remember either wonder if they met on the. First date?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Who Knows? With giselle?

Speaker 8 (16:57):
All right another sequel is coming out for two two
thousand And Eight lego batman. Video game are you here?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
For it no video?

Speaker 8 (17:05):
GAME sequel I think i messed up. That, one yeah there's.
A sequel there's a Sequel For, lego batman?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
All, right.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yeah and then she was so this is the kid
that she was pregnant With When tom brady dumped her
ass and then we Still Love. Tom brady and because
He Won, Super bowls just win and everything will.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Be Okay.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
EASY now i don't know about, You guys and YOU know,
i have, you know said HOW much I loved legos
for the past couple, of months a couple. Of weeks
i'm just now getting. INTO it i can't get through
any Of these. Lego, movies Oh the lego movie.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
IS fantastic i hear.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
How, they're great and they're like the. BEST ever i,
SIT down i try to. Watch them i'm five. MINUTES
in i can't. DO it i can't connect, with them
Add ish and, you know by, The way men's the r. For,
children yeah so. You didn't here's. The thing pharrell just
came out with the documentary about his life and it Was.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
All.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
LEGO yeah i didn't.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
SEE that i had no interest in watching. That either
but you didn't.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
See The entire Lego movie like with THE no i watched,
it once the, original one and you know there's a.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
It departs From the. Lego animation let's just.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Say that that's what of The end ye, spoiler, alert
menace this make you? FEEL better i got You Another
hello kitty? Turtle thing oh You Did Donald's. Happy meals
That's The Donna tello and.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
See how hard they are? To get? Thank you who's
The The?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Hello kitty They Crossed john Tello With Donna.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tello leonardo it's On the it's on.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
The.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Company sorry the other one you got, me now men
is where will? That go this one will go right
in front of my desk. Right here, oh here YOU
know i could bring it home and proudly. Display, it
no just sitting, Here too china.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Cabinet play oh.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's fine did you bring, those, Home, RIGHT greg i mean.
You don't you don't let them. WASTE here i would
put that Behind glassy, yeah yeah com, you know to
put it on, the mantle like above, the fireplace, you
know make sure that people see it when they, walk
in as. You should, all.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Right another movie that's gonna get even another sequel or?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Three quel what?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Are You super troopers three it's. Coming out it's a
hey shot.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Right.

Speaker 8 (19:14):
Now, yeah yeah they don't have any release date on
when that's going to be. COMING out i, love those love.
Those guys But super troopers two was.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Not, GOOD really i. Love You super troopers. One, FANTASTIC
yeah i think they have like a cult following when
it Comes to supertroopers, you think, oh yeah it. Would
not it was not successful. IN theaters i. Don't believe,
but yeah me and all my friends watched it for,
you know over and over.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And over yeah People, tracks yeah, hell, yeah bro real'll.
Be hilarious, All, right well thank you, Very much, Menace problem,
Thank You Sea bass. Lovely gifts timing, the birthdays say
we're Gonna it's, Shiver day we're gonna. Sit page she,
was Like it's shuba and you Know You don't do

(19:54):
hap birthday To Director, tim burton who is sixty seven. Years.
Old today celebrity chef and Talk Show rachel ray is,
Fifty Seven alexander Scarsguard From true Blood And Big little lies.
Forty Nine Actress, blake lively who's Married To, ryan reynolds is.
Thirty Eight gene Simmons from kiss is. Seventy six today

(20:15):
the country Singer and Miley's Daddy Billy ray cyrus. Sixty Four,
rachel bilson Who played Summer ON The oc if you're enter,
that show she's. Forty Four Actor Blair Underwood la law is,
sixty one and Singer Songwriter elvis costello is. Seventy one
your porn of birthday Today Is elena Croft And today's Breath.

(20:36):
The girl she's hung on to more media at one
time than a. Shish kabab it's a, Good One Thanks.
Sean morgan one hundred and ninety one, fine films Including
A big package For A. Little vagina she Was in
scissoring In The sauna, Volume one elena's Bra is Full.
Of goodies she was in in the Ass At last.

(21:00):
Volume One, finally yeah also getting it on with my.
Girlfriend's Mom. Oh wow and who can forget her unforgetable
role In Honey. Nuts bootios how Stupid Honey. Nuts Booty That's,
atlanta crops who's forty four years OLD today I met,
youporno birthday your. Celebrity birthdays and that Is a. Monday

(21:22):
morning look at what's happening in the world, Of Entertainment.
Woody show and we're in two another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically. Correct world it's a brand. New
Week it's. Monday Morning it's august the, twenty fifth twenty.
Twenty five my Name. Is whatdy that's. Great gory we.

(21:42):
Got minutes what? Is here, seabasses here We Got sammy.
Morgan's here phones are open eight seven seven, Forty. Four
woodie you can send us a text over to two
to nine. Eight seven we have another special guest here.
This morning we have a. Random, dog yeah shout Out,
To amber amber the. Random dog menace walked in with.

(22:08):
A dog what the hell? IS this i found?

Speaker 7 (22:11):
The.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
DOG yeah i was driving to work and then, it's like,
you know super dark outside and what is that in
the in the street in the busy intersection and it was.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
A dog i can't really tell what. It is it
looks like the dog.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Is that that's a, good question like kind of Like
an australian shepherd making triple coatedball.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
And it's got really, bright EYES but i, don't know
the breeze.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Blue eyes kind of like golden. RETRIEVER color i.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Don't know you should break out the. Meta glasses what
kind of dog? Is that?

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Meta GLASSES or i could do with, my phone give me, One, second.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah okayo what dog? Is this where is? The dog?
Right now It's Over tyler production, Cdo yeah Dune Mass
tyler's is he responsible? FOR that i, don't, know yeah,
oh wait he does. Have dogs he never mentions, THEM though,
I FORGOT like i knew him for like. Five years, he's,
LIKE yeah i. Have dogs you never. Mentioned dog so

(23:04):
what happened when you called the number on? The TAG
so i called the the number and the owner's picked
up early in the morning because they're out of town
and somebody watching. This dog they're super asleep right now
because they're not answering any messages the, dog watchers so

(23:24):
eventually they're going to wake up to one.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hundred messages by, the way you got to go pick
up this dog out of.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Radio. Station right damn this that just. Happened recently so
some friends, of ours their son moved out of, the
house got, this dog, cool dog and, he, was uh,
you know just trying out a new like a, doggy
daycare dog walker kind. Of service and on the first

(23:53):
day this person had, the dog the dog. Ran off
oh if you remember we, POSTED that i didn't realize
that was. The situation Our, friend kevin like. His, son
yeah so the dog went missing and the whole family
is like devastating trying to find. This dog, and uh
some woman. Found it it was the menace of the

(24:14):
situation hero and that uh that doggy daycare first day.
Dog walker what does?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
IT say i don't know if this, is correct but According,
to apple it's either or maybe it's a mix Of
a carolina dog otherwise known As an american dingo Or a.
Kangle shepherd it's very very furry.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And, fluffy yeah you could tell it's definitely got. Some, shepherd,
yeah yes something like that Shepherd.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
Or carolina.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
The dog is un. A leash did you have that? With,
you no.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
It's not at least that's something that say you put
together with the.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
Audio, cable yeah it was just a guy pulled through
and then taped, the end.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
AND yeah i thought was. A, LINCH no i was
calling to see if any of us had a leach in.
Their trunk but so are they coming to pick the?
Dog up or are we keeping?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
This DOG so i got to hold of the person
that's supposed to be watching.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
The dog but now they're gonna poop their pants when they. Wake,
up yeah and they're going to lose.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Their, job yep. That's insane menace weekend cheers. And, JEERS
well i had.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Good weekend had some people who were at, the house
like Dumb, ass tyler and who Knew dumbass tyler. Can grill, oh,
yeah yeah he grilled up some hamburgers for everybody and some.
Hot dogs so it, looks, like, YEAH yeah i mean you.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Should Be On food network hamburgers and. Hot dogs, Ye,
SAY hey i didn't have to. DO it i got
to hang out on. The pool that was.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Super fun, so yeah we had a really good weekend
watching some sports and. Doing that the.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Only thing is that the weather was a.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Little weird for. A second about forty minutes out, of
nowhere it's clear blue skies and then here comes this thunderstorm,
coming in thunder and lightning, like, crazy right and some
people were in the backyard and they had like, little putters,
metal putters and then people wanted to hang out in,
the POOL and, i, go GUYS do i really have,
to explain like why we shouldn't be outside?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right now you should be in. The house and they
kind of fought me, on it like what what do
YOU mean i shouldn't be? Out here everyone. Super, drunk
yeah they were. Pretty, wasted.

Speaker 8 (26:20):
Yeah buzzballs apparently the the blue buzz ball is hard,
to find but somebody. Acquired, one yeah it went. Really, well,
SO uh i guess my jeers is explaining why you
shouldn't hold legal lightning rods in your hands, to adults
to adults when there's lightning standing in water.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Holding. Metal dude so cheers to my son who had
kind of a. Rough summer he had. SUMMER school i,
told you got caught cheating on. HIS final i think
he's definitely grown and he's learned from. That hopefully, you
know school, just started but, you know seems to have
his head on his on his shoulders and, you know
going into it the. Right attitude and he did really

(27:03):
well with the summer, school thing was really responsible with the.
Whole thing worked a lot this summer and he just
landed his. Dream, job guys he got. A Job It's,
spirit halloween.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
So he got his. First job but he was fourteen on,
his own just went out and got. This job your fourteen.
Year old he was able to work at the amusement park.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
At, fourteen yeah that's fit, to know very good.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
To, know, yeah so and he's been working there. Ever
since but he had to be sixteen in order to Work. At.
Spirit now, you know he Lives. For, halloween yeah that's.
His thing and He's at spirit. Every day knows all
the managers and everybody down on a first. Name basis
they know my wife and her phone number because they'll call, and,
say hey is he interested? In this we have. This
display if he, wants it he can come. Grab It,

(27:49):
damn yeah because he takes that stuff and he sells
it online and he's got a little business. Going on,
but anyway so he got his Job. At spirit i'm.
Very proud i'm proud. Dad moment it's something that was
really important to him and he seems to have gone
from bottom bottom of the barrel to kind, of like,
you know getting his, act Together and, I'm hoping i'm
hoping this is a. New thing are you cool.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
With the fact that the paycheck's going to be handed
to him and then handed Back To. Spirit halloween it's.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
His, money yeah, You, know elscount he's been really good
about like, earning money. Saving money he allocates a certain
amount and then even if there Was the halloween stuff
that he does buy all those animatronics and he puts
up in the yard, And things he'll take the ones
from last year that he doesn't. Want anymore he finds
a way to sell them online for almost what he

(28:37):
bought them for because they don't make that one anymore.
Or what and so he obviously keeps it in really,
good condition but turns around even if, something breaks he's
able to. Fix it. That's impressive and then he puts.
It online he sells it to SOMEBODY Like, i marcary
and then he takes that money and reinvested into the
display for the next year.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
To be.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Just fine so cheers, to him, real quick not VERY
often i have a cheers to.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
MY kids a quick note, On, that uh this is
good for his RESUME because i just found a spot
right next TO where i get my haircut Year round.
Halloween store, oh, yeah dude he could be.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
The manager you could take a. Regional. Manager yeah and
my jeers Goes To, shiloh sanders Son Of, dion sanders
Brother Of. Shador, Sanders, so shiloh he was kicked Off
The Tampa. Bay, buccaneers here you have an opportunity to
play IN. The nfl you, weren't. Drafted, idiot yeah and

(29:33):
so he threw a punch At a bills player right
in front of. The ref oh, All right So The
tampa bay front office they cut him the, next morning
said his behavior. Was, unacceptable, like dude You're not you're
not like some. Wiley veteran you haven't. Proven anything there's
already a bunch of question marks around you and, your
brother because like that whole thing With the dion way

(29:55):
of doing, things, flashy right, you know blingy Like, Problem
yeah like like you're gonna come in here before you've,
accomplished anything and you're just gonna Be this this person needs,
Babysat basically and here, you are in a meaningless preseason
game throwing a punch at, another player like what? An
idiot and this deep into, the system by, THE way,

(30:16):
i mean this is the end of. The preseason they're
about TO be i think the, deadlines tomorrow like all
the teams have to be cut down to the fifty
three man. Rosters tomorrow and so you're throwing. A punch
you're this deep into. The process you had a chance
to even make. The, team, idiot, idiot idiot. Idiot idiot
and this is why people have a problem with a
lot of this kind of, showboting nonsense the stuff that's

(30:39):
important to these, younger players that teams don't want to
deal with.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
That stuff and is this where, you're like and that's
why EVERYONE hates.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Nepo babies but at the, same time you have all
these idiots online who are just blindly like anything That
the sanders kids do, is amazing and it's the system
is just quote out to. Get, them, no yep this
is the kind of stuff that nobody wants, To see
like the stuff on the draft Night where shiloh Or
not Shiloh Was shador sanders had like all this legendary stuff,

(31:09):
like dude you Haven't done dick yet in legendary or
whatever whatever his. His thing he's trying to brand where
it's more about you as a personal brand Rather, Than
hey i'm gonna come into the league as a good
teammate and try to. Prove myself And so i'm looking
at the COMMENTS as i, always do and some of
it goes really. Associated press this is a. News story
you guys are Just not you're just trying to. Attack,
him no he. Punched somebody it's a big story because

(31:33):
of who his family is and because this is this
is what that's what people have. Been saying So is
arena football still? A, thing yeah he's gonna be playing
in like that spring league that they keep trying to
make a thing or WHATEVER the. Xfl is is that
still a THING, THE xfl i think. It is, it
is but they combined with, something Else The American. Football
league but Jeers To shiloh, Sanders, idiot yes Stupid move

(31:58):
gina grad weekend cheers and.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Well cheers we bought a new bed and that'll we're
just kind of looking ahead for stuff for the. New
house so we'd put a little deposit down and said
you keep it. For now but it's fancy because they
it it goes up. And down and they threw that
in for.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Free mattress still. Adjustable, base yeah on, the commercials get
a free, adjustable BASE and i did.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
They do but cheers to the hard sell at the.
Furniture store please stop telling me fake things that. Aren't
true there was one mattress that was black and had
little like like silver stitching and they said it was
because this mattress had micro diamonds. In it micro diamonds
and one of them was PARTNERED. With NASA and i, was,

(32:44):
like well you just please go away and let me
lay on the Bed.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
And i'll let, you, KNOW dude i took a full
on nap on my son's three hundred dollars BED that
i got With. The amazon. It's awesome and that was
a mattress in a box and we're talking like all
in delivered to, the door queen size pillow. Top, mattress
yeah and it was like two hundred and. Six dollars

(33:07):
and that's the thing with tax and all. The stuff
they kept.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Trying to steer me away from the quote traditional MATTRESS
because i guess those were lower end and they wanted
me on a temper PEDIC and i, was like that's not.
MY thing i like this kind of mattress and.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
They, were like but what about the.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
MICRO diamonds i. DON'T care i JUST like i just want.
To bet so cheers to me getting the BED that,
i wanted and jeers to try being upsold for two
hours ON something i did.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Not want, you know those temper, pedic beds like, they're
okay but you, know what they're not great for? Doing it, oh,
really okay. Get stuck it's like trying to bang. In, quicksands,
yeah okay because there's no there's no bounce to, the,
mattress right so you just.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Start sinking yeah. It, sucks yeah that's not. For me
so oh and then one guy we went, To store
we went to a furniture store and he was in
like a white like pharmacy coat like that, was there
AND so i kept calling YES and i kept calling
him doctor couch and he did not think that. Was
funny but, it's like what what do? You need what
are you? Here for WHAT can i help?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
WITH oh i know This The sleep.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Number, store no this is a, furniture store but they
all wear white. Lab, coats no there's.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
A guy it's a sleep number store that's right by.
My house this is where your new. Place is and
there's a guy and he he swears he's a. Real
doctor he's saying he had, A doctor bruce. Or doctor
that's how he possessed IT because i guess he used
to be, a doctor so he really knows about beds.
AND sleeps i don't.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
LIKE it i don't like being. FOLLOWED around i don't
like the stolen valor of the. Fake doctor please JUST
let i will let you.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Know doctor.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Thank you so that's. My jeers everyone just get a little,
less AGGRESSIVE and i promise people will stay in your.
Store longer and.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Don't you think when you're at the store testing out
the mattresses after, five minutes they all kind of feel.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
The same THAT'S what.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
I said and she was. Very offended, really yeah like
put the micro diamonds, AND like i don't know what.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That means, Means nothing.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Yeah EXACTLY but i got a, nice little, you know
low not, low end but like, you know lower. Expense
mattress i'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
About, It okay So on amazon if you want to,
find this, You know i'll Make a i'll make a link, to,
it Okay and i'll put it In the. Instagram story
because people. Have, asked yeah so the brand IS a
n like AN ADAMANT A D A M A N
T n O Y.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
A u, oh yeah here it.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Comes up it comes up. Right away. Yeah Yeah queen
mattress Twelve inch queen size mattress in a in a
box memory foam. Hybrid mattress so it's it's it's the
memory foam and like a traditional inner spring kind. Of
Thing queen size. Ninety nine i'm, telling you. It's awesome
it's a. GREAT mattress i Like what. I'M here i
stuck like. A baby get the you can Get the

(35:38):
king for two, sixty, nine DUDE sweet a.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Great deal that's a big made you take a nap
in your. Kids, room WELL BECAUSE i, I went i
went to.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Go. SEE uh i wasn't gonna, say anything but. Fair
QUESTION well i went in there to go see because
they say after you take those beds out of, the
box you're supposed to let them, plump up plump up
or whatever for so it had been a couple. OF
DAYS i i tested, it out like, you know just
kind of sat on it for a minute, and, Like
okay i'll come back in a couple of days and check.
It out and THEN as i was going in there check,

(36:07):
IT out i sat in the bed because the phone,
starts RINGING so i started talking on. The phone. Uh
huh and NOW am i kind of like on the
bed that kind of. Laying there and as soon as
the phone calls, are like that's kind. OF nice I
JUST i i closed my eyes for. A second, NEXT thing,
i know it's been. An hour get out of, my bed,
All right well it was it was he. Wasn't home
it was he was out of. The house it does look,
very real nobody. Was home i'll post a link to

(36:29):
it on the On our. Instagram story At The, Woodies
show we're gonna take a, quick break we'll. COME back
i got a brand new redneck news that'll be next
here On The. Woody show if you want to call
in eight seven seven Forty, four woodie you can also
send us a text over to two to nine eight. Seven,
show well this, Is mony so thanks for getting the

(36:55):
week started. WITH us i already told you About Uh
shiloh sanders not making, the team got cut for throwing.
That punch but also here's. Something else just when you
thought baseball couldn't get any, More boring getting ready for
a women's professional baseball, y'all, Right, what yeah. THAT'S all

(37:16):
i like how everybody pretends like they get really excited for.
SHICK sports i. Get it, it's fine it's for. Some
people but to think that there's this giant outcry amongst
the public for more women's sports seems a.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Little, pan well everyone likes the idea, of it, but, right.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah exactly and to.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
Be, Honest though i've, always WONDERED and i know don't
know the answer, to this why women play softball and
men play baseball like everything else is, The same like
they both, Play basketball and why is, that difference.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Especially when you're doing fast.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Pitch, softball YEAH and i could see baseball actually being
better than basketball, because baseball like they could hit. Home,
runs yeah, you know and that's the big hang up
with the women's, basketball dunking and they, don't, dunk right
so the baseball might.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Be. BETTER yeah, i Look and i'm NOT against i
know it Sounds like i'm. Against it don't don't get.
It Wrong maybe i'm not explaining, IT right I just i,
don't like, YOU know i don't. LIKE pandering i hate that,
pandering stuff and it seems so over the. Top, PANDERING
yeah i try to pretend like the world is clamoring
for more chick sports and. It's fine if they, have it,

(38:20):
it's fine and they go to the games and. Support.
It whatever even, my wife who, loves baseball, she's like,
oh god really. Really Yeah The Women's Professional baseball league is.
Coming soon the new league set to launch. Next year
it's the first pro women's baseball league since nineteen. Fifty
four was that a league or was it? Before that?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Before, that yeah it was during.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
THE war i was, GONNA say i thought a league
of their own was like even.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
More.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Old, yeah well the men were.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Trials are taking Place, in WASHINGTON. D c they're open to.
All women age has proven to be. No issue there
are women as old as forty eight who are flying
out for.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
The trials that a curiosity factor will help right in.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The beginning so, it's, like, again, cool cool but, you, know,
fine yeah but just stop looking at me dead in
my eye and telling me that everybody, Can't wait like
this is what everybody's been, Asking, you like how is represented?

Speaker 8 (39:16):
Like presented you're, just, like hey let's try this out
and see how. It works but there is a speaking
of the old. Timy days there was this woman that
could Strike Out babe ruth, not.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Dude that fast pitch softball stuff like those tricks. Are
whipping those pitches split your skulls and even though the
ball is what twice as big at least as, A,
baseball like try, hitting, it yeah try getting around on.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
ON that i hated as a kid when a birthday
party went to the batting CAGES because i love. Batting,
cages impossible.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
The best place to have like batting cages and go karts. And,
arcade yeah, any golf well, that rules but the batting cage.
Part sucks it's Like For daniel laruss so went yes and.
Karate kid was that when the girl from when the
girlfriend was all pissed off and he showed up in
that Car that miyagi bottom that gave.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
To, HIM.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah i think the place was called golf. And stuff.
Probably not that Boy from risky got a brand New
redneck news if your cow has a wooden bumper news
And Today's redneck news Is From new york where there

(40:33):
was this free end of summer. Concert happening at one
point during, the show one of the staff members fired
a free shirt from one of those SUPER sweet t
shirt cannons, are, fun yeah and it was caught by
a six year, Old girl so good. For her how
exciting she'd hold onto the shirt for long because this
older woman really wanted it and started fighting the kid,

(40:53):
over it and she kicked and. Bit her, oh no
over a free shirted a six. Year, old now we've
all worked these station events where we've seen people down
near kill each other for a free wood HE show
t shirt or something, like that, But like i've never.
Seen anybody and you see this every once in, a
while there's show in sports where there's a home run

(41:15):
ball that goes in the stands and like somebody damn
near kills a kid trying to get a home run
ball or. Foul, ball like, come on man biting a six.
Year old this six year old girl had the shirt
like she freally had it in, her hand and this
woman came over started kicking and biting to get it.
All right so she's been identified as fifty seven Year

(41:36):
Old gale, bomsey jail and she was taking to jail
in charge with third degree assault and endangering the welfare of.
A child the kid was treated for the bite given
some antibiotics just. In case now people get some Digging
into gail and it turns out that she works in
real estate and she has been Featured on bravos million
dollars listing who you guys have?

Speaker 11 (41:58):
SEEN her i love.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
That show there wasn't a mugshot made, available publicly but
here's a picture of where. SHE is a. Handsome lady looks
like a dude in. A dress a dude in the
dress who really LIKES free. T, shirts.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Oh kind Of Like.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Ben.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Franklin, Look yeah usually people on reality shows are stable.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And, stuff yeah that's why. They're featured so there. You
go that Is From new york fifty seven Year Old
gail bomsey who kicked and bit a six year old
girl over A free. T shirt and that Is today
he's raid nick. AS idiots i work for this one.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Radio station we would go out in, the van stop
at a, random place give, Out WHATEVER frisbee, t shirts,
key chains and remember those little bags of Candy Called.
Heath sensations it Was like, heath bars but broken up
into little. LIKE nuggets i Want them and so we were
those away AND then i was saying to this other
person in the. Promotions, department god these people. Are crazy they're.

(43:06):
Surrounding us and then he said, watch this and he
ripped the box of the heat and held it up in,
the air and somebody. GRABBED it, i, said yeah they
grabbed literal garbage.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Anything we held up grabbing a piece of a. Cardboard. Box.
Yeah anything it's like when you see relief supplies getting
dropped into, like, gaza, right yeah, pretty much, and like but,
that's food and these people are trying. To survive this
is a radio station event at. An exon you think
you're jerking or not with free crap that's probably worth.

(43:36):
A Penny a frisbee, eighty. Four woodie you can set
us a text over to two two nine. Eight seven,
someone said again with dunking on, women's sports if, it tanks.
The tanks but the way you talk about, women's stuff
THE w nba should be decommissioned. By now it. Probably
should the only reason it's still around is BECAUSE the
nba has you know, what's, it uh subsidized it for.

(43:56):
So long it doesn't make any money on, its own
even With.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Land clark and, that's fine, you know let, it exist
but we'll see. What, Happens yeah but it's not.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Like our fair share or what. WE'RE owed I Saw
charlotte ma And the god had a pretty good thing
On That brilliant idiots podcasting he Does With. Andrew schultz
they they were talking about that, whole thing and, it's like,
you know you got to change the language around it
because you're not really. Owed anything, you know if, it works.
It works but, you know, YOU know i don't know about,

(44:25):
you know wearing the shirts and, you know trying to
h turn down some big offer that you. Were given
just here recently they HAD this i forget what percentage
of an increase it was going. To, be yeah THEY just,
i know and this is this is what the pandering
creates because then the players and the, People involved, i'll, go,
oh yeah see everybody is clamoring, for this and it's

(44:46):
not that's not the case because if that was, the
case those places would. Be packed there's not just For
The caitlin. Clark, games yeah this should be like definitely
like a bonus structure. Type thing, if, like hey if
you hit this amount of people or this amount of
money bringing in because right now the math is, a,
math right but if you guys generate this amount of,
money over, you know to get us into. The, black

(45:08):
yeah there's. A profit there's.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
A profit then you're going to get this huge payout
that would make that would.

Speaker 9 (45:13):
Make sense there's still something going on in THE w
nba right now Because the liberty That Was New york
liberty that was bought back in twenty nineteen had sold
for like ten to fourteen million dollars, back then and
then it just Sold, in may they sold a steak
for four hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Dollar, valuation yea so it is being evaluated much.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Higher pace but that's just like the, stock market, Be,
correct yeah because the stock market it's based on.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Like, you know, you, know, like uh what's what's The
word I'm, Looking damn i'm out of all the words. Right, future,
no it's for lack of a, better word the. Escaping vibes,
you know there's like look at a Thing With american
eagle just now with the whole you. Know, genes yes
any they haven't checked to see how many jeans they,

(46:02):
sold yet but their stock has gone round because they
have so many people talking. About it yeah, You, know
okay so again they should just do a bonus structure
if they hit this amount and they get paid. The money.
IT'S easy, I Mean, savannah bananas. Y love they figured
out something that gets people to the ballparks and they're.

(46:24):
Killing it but can't.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
You imagine the outcry if, they're like why don't the
ladies just dance a little.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Do a? Little, JIGGLE yeah i think you're missing the?
Six five oh is like really on? This point like
it's it's not me dunking on anything, women affiliated that's not.
The point it's the. Pandering too that's the PART that
i have a. Problem with it just so happens to
be society makes it seem like there's a huge demand
for correct if, there was these places would, be packed

(46:55):
they'd be SEEING w nba jerseys everywhere. Or whatever, it
is Like Thisman's baseball. League thing oh, my god people
will be signing up for season tickets. Right now they.
Can't wait this is what finally we've been. Waiting, for
like it's just it's just not how. It is it's a,
you know it's. A, narrative YEAH and i think the
economy and jobs if, it works, so, sure great let's hope.

(47:17):
It works let. It exist i'm not saying shut. It
down let. It exist let's just stop pretending everybody. Can't,
wait yeah the show we were, talking about Like the
redneck news and people. Being weirdos Always thank god for,
WEIRD people, i know you know we'd be TALKING about i. Don't,

(47:40):
Know yeah so that serial, Butt sniffer, oh god this
dude followed and sniffed a woman's butt At a Nord.
From rack.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Huh yeah so we had talked to how he's back
in the news again for the exact. Same crime it's
like a month after the first butt. Sniffing thing can't and,
You know greg was. Mentioning IT but i do have
a little. Audio here this is one of the victims
talking about what happened to her with the.

Speaker 12 (48:09):
BUTT sniffer i didn't realize he was so close to
ME until i heard like his jewelry, or something and
he sounded extremely close. To me so THAT'S when i
turned around and noticed that he was right. Under me
so THAT'S when i stepped back towards the BOOKCASE and
i asked him what he, was doing and he said
that he was tying. His shoe he was, smelling me

(48:30):
and he smelled another person in. The store it's honestly
infuriating because he's done this for thirteen, plus years so
they know what he's going to do when they release him, Again.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Exactly so keep, doing it keep. Releasing him don't. RELEASE
him i don't know why we.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Do that this would make me so, Paranoid though like as,
a woman can you guys like it does my? BUTT
smell i mean, like ask but he does it like
you could smell it from.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Two FETs, oh no.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
He's right it doesn't have a button like a dog. A, dog,
yeah less you're extra.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Swamp, pheromones yeah what's? His deal, but yeah he just
recently got Busted. Out walmart he got busted out of the.
Norseom rack but, before that he got Busted out, Walmart,
again like we don't need.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
This, guy no.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
IT'S funny i was hanging out with somebody that like
works with homeless people over the weekend and they, even
said which is we've been sharing on, the show like
they need to bring back like people with.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Mental issues they got to Bring, these yeah they got to.
Do it they have to. Do it that was part of.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
The plan and what, you, know yeah what society, says,
like oh you can't lock, people up, like dude this
guy obviously has.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
An issue he's not. Gonna stop does he belong? IN
prison i, don't know but he does definitely has something
mentally wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
With him he can be in a.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Mental institution there's butts in a.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Mental institution he gets.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Small, THEM yeah i just, don't understand you know why
if but whatever the stat was that there's like ten
percent of people that create over eighty per percent of.
The crime it's the same group of people and you
know who. They are like in, this case this guy's
been up to it for what? Thirteen, years, yeah yeah like.
Literal job but let's keep this guy out. Of society

(50:10):
like you don't get to be. In, society, Yeah yeah
i've had. Your chance you've proven that it's not for you,
Exactly right like one, off, thing okay like you got
sniffing feet, one time or someone's butt, one time something
like you realize the air of your ways and you know.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
You're done but also.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
To a, certain degree like that one guy they busted
who was laying underneath cars in the. Parking lot, so
yeah when the women would, walk up he'd like have
a front row seat to their feet and smell them
or try to smell them or touch them, or whatever
like that's An immediate like that's not even like a,
you get you get a one. Time, thing well if

(50:49):
you want to, see feet go to a.

Speaker 10 (50:50):
Beach right just about, public though like people wear sandals all,
the time our, foot freaks like constantly looking At people's
oh yeah they.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Are sis that'd be the easiest fetish beat everywhere eight
seven seven. Forty Four wood he sent us a text
over to two two nine Eight Seven The, woody show
and our new little uh furry friend is still. Here,
menace yes was driving to work this morning and saw

(51:21):
this dog just kind of wandering around. This intersection there
was no person, in sight and so, he uh he
got the dog into the car and got here to
the radio station with Some Surprise. Sea bass maybe he
has already complained. To hr i'm sure letters. Being, drafted
yeah but, in this in this, particular situation like he,
you know. He's stopping it's not like he just brought

(51:41):
his dog. Into, work okay. That's great do we not
have any any outdoor areas you're here with any sort of?
Leashing options i'm guessing we. Have no but are you,
being serious like in the middle of.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
THE night, i mean.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
It's okay for, THE moment i was, GONNA say i
don't think you're that big of. A dick maybe. You
are we did a makeshift leash with. Audio. Cables, yeah
yeah so it's worked out. Pretty Well but i'll, tell
You like morgan's having the. Best time.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
You can see On our. Instagram story we're trying to
figure out what kind of dog. It is it's On
our instagram At The. Woody, show yeah she's just.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
So cute she loves belly rubs.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
And rubs.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Medicine is going. To, heaven yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
We have, you know we've had contact with the owners
that the dog is being watched by, somebody else which
we can't get a.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Hold. OF dude i had a moment this, weekend where,
YOU know i came back from run some errands and
the dog greets me at, the door toy in. Her,
Mouth YEAH and i just had this moment WHERE like
i felt like my heart was going. TO explode. I
did i was overcome with this very much chick. Like
EMOTION and i was and my wife, is THERE and,

(52:48):
i go oh, MY god i love this animal so, effing,
much like oh, my god how do you not just her.
To death i'm like kissing her face and JUST like i,
DON'T know i have one of those moments when either
someone or something and it just kind of hits you all.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
At once, you're, right though it's usually animals and not.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Every once in. A WHILE like i looked AT my
i looked at my wife RECENTLY and i just had this.
THIS thought i looked, AT it, i go that's. My
person yeah she's. A. Badass yeah, i'm, like yeah there,
you go that's that's. My person next month will be our. Seventeenth,
anniversary yeah and you know. You've gone you go through

(53:29):
a lot in the course over, the years and, you know,
good stuff bad stuff. Or whatever but it doesn't happen all.
The time i'm not one of those sappy fools where,
it's like, YOU know i heart, my wife bumper stick.
OR whatever i love her and SHE knows i, love
HER and i know she, loves me EVEN though i.
Teas her, like uh they, always say nobody hates you
more than the woman who, loves YOU and i.

Speaker 7 (53:47):
Like.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
THAT yeah I saw i saw a meme and it was.
So funny it's this woman Giving this. Claire perfect did
you ever see? The video or, you know there's a
ton of them on social media where it's like women
when they first spot their husband in the crowd and
they're like kind of like all smile and they they,
look over they make eye contact with, the husband all of,
a sudden the face just, goes yeah like oh there,

(54:09):
You Are, like okay this guy, FOR me i hate him. So, much,
yeah yeah that's a. GREAT one i. Love, it yeah
that's totally. My.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
PARENTS yeah i think about my mom all, The, time
like you are so mean, To, Dad, like god nobody
hates you.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
More than the woman who. Loves you.

Speaker 10 (54:25):
That's.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Hilarious, perfect yeah, BUT yeah i just, had that uh
that random thought like walking in the door and like,
JUST man i wanted to like just squeeze.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
From death well you get that cuteness aggression, right. There
don't they're so cute and me just start like shaking
and wanting to go of.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And men, YEAH right i hugged it. Too, HARD yeah
i put thet them out.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Too hard nobody loves a dog more than the guy
who really kind of didn't want a.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
DOG totally i didn't want the responsibility of. A, Dog,
GREG yeah, I know i. LOVE dogs i just didn't
want the responsibility. Of, one yeah that should be on.
Your kids look at, you now yeah eight seven seven?
Forty four what text us over to two two nine
Eight Seven sea bass weekend cheers? And, Jeers well i'd
like to do it first ever Cheers Two. Sea bass, Oh,

(55:11):
uncharacteristic well but. It was it was based off. Of.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
JEERS now i, was, driving oh, and uh, you know
traffic sometimes happens, big light want, light wide, excuse, Me
FREEWAY and i thought, to myself you know what's. Gonna
happen some jackass is going to use the shoulder as his.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Own Personal free oh look, At me i'm so fast.
Over here look at so you kind of went into.
The shoulder and JUST as i had, this thought WHAT
do i see over? My shoulder but big old like
suburban getting ready to plow through, and nope right in.
The shoulder oh walked him so satisfied MOST because i
see he's like AND then i see him, like waiting like,

(55:48):
you know ten car legs back like he's he's in.
The shoulder he wants, to come but he's.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Not coming you're one of those, guys, exactly now are
you one of the people who like the flow of,
traffic's going but you don't like how fast people, are
going so you'll kind of please the traffic with your.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Own speed people can't completely terrible Analogy because i'm in
this case.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
The flow i'm with the flow. Of traffic the other
guy is the one who's trying to bypass the flow.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Of traffic. You're safety but it's another form. Of policing.
IT is i do like that little. Hipcheck everyone.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'm not far off into the the to. Their shoulder
i'm not causing the same problem.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
HE'D be i, Don't, Care greg i'm just wondering if you.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Got That, Thanks greg and A. Terrible analogybate, but YEAH
but i just love it because he thinks he's.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
So cool he thinks he's above. The, law again it's
a safety issue for, emergency vehicles, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Et cetera you know what else you see a lot
is in a. Merge lane you're merging onto. A freeway
people in the right lane will cut over to get
into the people that are merging just. To, merge again
we need.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
A zipper like.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Education course i'll see signs every, Very rarely i'll see
a sign explaining how zipper merging means meaning don't if
you have a bottleneck like, mcgreg's saying like, a merge
go to where the bottleneck is and then go one
one one one.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
One, one yeah. Don't create don't artificially extend the bottleneck
by diving over or. Send people if it's this lane
closed ahead, one mile that doesn't mean get over, Now,
panic yeah go to where. It merges and then it's
one from, the left one from, the right one from,
the left one for. The right and that's how you
keep it to you know it's gonna be, you know
your best case scenario for not racking.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Things up do not extend the bottleneck correct where it
is the metal post that can just. Pop UP but
i saw one video one time of A cop i
think it was In the. Massachusetts area who. He was
he like they had an infamous area where people just
dived over.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Or whatever. His shoulders he just sat there all, morning,
Long right so satisfying cheers two sea bass and geers to.
The guys any any guy who thinks that you're. The
dude it's always guys who, thinks that, oh well, emergency
lane that's. My Lay now i'm. So, smart look LOOK
what i figured out the thought. OF jackass i just
saw Somebody doing they missed their exit instead are backing

(58:00):
up in. The shoulder all the, roads, connect yea and
that applies to all situations. LIKE that i see that
on left turns a lot where they didn't get in
the left, turn lane but now they still want to make.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Left turns now. They're hitting now they're holding up the
left lane of traffic that should be.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Going. Straight right you. Screwed up take your medicine and
go around. The Lock Greg gory weekend cheers. And jeers
ers to the man who could have been my, LIFE
partner Tv Creator. Ryan Murphy multi, in fact all, of
you Except, for menace you weren't working. With us this is.
Years ago we were working at a Radio Station. San
Francisco ryan murphy came in to. Promote us but it

(58:37):
might have been the Beginning Of American. Horror, store yeah
like whatever his current. Project was and he was straight
up Infatuated with greg at A time greg was married
to a woman still in, The closet greg be his
out of the closet, gay, self right he could Be
mister murphy, RIGHT now i Know Not, greg Murphy, Not Gregory,

(59:00):
Greg Murphy, Greg murphy i'd be living in. A nancy
you probably.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Hate him for providing, for, you right it would.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Be terrible I'D be i want to have my, own
career like those words would ever come out of. My
mouth and also he's kind of too white, for, You,
right yeah he's definitely not. My.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Type, uh anyway Cheers To ryan Murphy For American. HORROR
stories i was Off Board American horror story because he
chose wrongly To Cast lady gaga in the one that Was.
Called hotel she's a, great singer she's a, Terrible ACTRESS
so i was off Board With American. Horror story you

(59:37):
seem to think that she's a great act they keep
putting Her in.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Stull wrong. She's terrible if you were married, To, him
greg this wouldn't have HAPPENED and i would, have. That
BABE so i went Back on hulu And Found American,
horror STORIES which i hadn't checked out Because the gaga
ruined the series. For me so these. Are different these
are standalone One like outes. REALLY good i didn't even know.

(01:00:00):
That existed, they're trippy they're kind of Like The.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Twilight zone like they're in really good graphic and scary
and gross. And weird so cheers. To that, JEERS too
i guess The way SeaBASS. Cheered himself jeers. To MYSELF
because i was being. ALL manly i was taking care
of this ROCK project i wanted. TO do i was
getting rid of wood chips and putting. In ROCKS so
i take, the truck go to, home depot get the

(01:00:24):
cart full of these rocks and SO heavy i can barely.
Push IT and i go to. The REGISTER and i
don't know if all home depots, have this but they
have an outdoor cash register in the. Garden SECTION so
i go, to that ringing up, my rocks about to
go back to, my truck And as i'm putting my
card back in, my wallet a junebug comes and goes
right by my ear and hits me in the side of,

(01:00:45):
the head right in front of. The cashier these two,
YOUNG girls, i went they were laughing at me, so
hard this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Manly, Man wow so do you want? YOUR receipt I
RAN rocko a cool day at. The home you guys hits.

(01:01:16):
My head, my god bug would have, killed you probably
would have. Bitten me sammy what's? Your weekend cheers. And
jeers my cheers.

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
Is mostly just to day drinking with. MY family i
love day drinking when it comes about and when everyone's
on the same page, of like you, know what let's.
Start early we won't be up, super late even though.
You do end up you're drinking from like noon until,
eleven pm so it ends up plastic than.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You expected but it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
Was FUN and i know that a lot of.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
People in this room talk about how they don't drink with.

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
Their parents, to me, that's CRAZY and i love drinking with.
My parents it's. So FUN so i got to see
my parents and my sister and drink.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
All day when that happens.

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
My dad and my jeers is to not doing laundry.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
All weekend not.

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Just laundry my place is. A mess there are dishes
in the sink with food. In THEM like i actually
did stuff, this weekend so, that's good but nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Got done those are the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Best, WEEKENDS then, i KNOW like i feel GOOD when
i have a really productive WEEKEND and i knock a
bunch of. Stuff, OUT yeah i also feel just as
GOOD if i had one of those WEEKENDS where i
literally because that's always the goals to, do nothing BUT
when i actually BUT when i actually pull, it Off and, i'm,
like MAN like i had somewhat of that day YESTERDAY
because i, SLEPT in i, GOT up i did like

(01:02:36):
a tiny bit of stuff for work, this morning AND
then i fell back asleep for. Another, nap wow. That's
GOOD and i woke up like a PRO and I wish.
I COULD and i woke up and just kind of
tooled around the house for a little bit and then
just kind of laid back down on the couch and
kind of did like this, half sleep half LIKE. Watch

(01:02:56):
tv did you watch an? Eighties? Movie, uh NO because.
I didn't i wasn't committed to IT because i could
barely keep my.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Eyes open as my mom, would say you must have, needed,
it say.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
But that is that, to me is as good as being,
super productive either one or, the other like in, the
middle not. So great it's one of.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
The other sammy's talking about a, third kind which is,
Socially productive, like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah don't say where you know her house is a mess,
because she, you, know whatever chose her THIS one.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
I did but Then now, i'm, like oh, come on
you couldn't have done something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Without laundry, yeah right eight seven seven, Forty, four woodie
you can send us a text over to two two nine.
Eight seven what are they going to come pick up?
THIS dog i. Don't know and don't you think if
you got a phone call that you know cause you
talk to, the.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
OWNER right i talked to the owner and the owner
is trying to get a hold Of. The sun the
son is the one that is looking after. A dog
And then i'm looking at the neighborhood watch and apparently
there's three other dogs in the neighborhood too that were.
Just found what so this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Might all be from the same mouths and THEY so
i got the address Of the SUN.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
And i told them to check, it out and no, one's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Answer what do you think was about to go check out?
The dog, but yeah go say.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
A. Little baby but guess what the carpet? Is, already yeah,
blonde hair That's what I'M move i can already feel my.
Eyes Itching oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Greggs. BACK now i know That, For greg amazon is
somewhat of a recent discovery about a, Year, welcome yeah.
Instantly addicted yeah you KNOW what i signed? UP for
i signed up For? YouTube premium oh? Really? Yeah Yeah

(01:04:47):
because i've been watching more YouTube videos on stuff and
it gets so annoyed with the breaks for. THE ads
i got sucked in by, their, offer, like hey you
know you can make these. Things disappear we'll see how.
IT goes I.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Think i've had that for a really, long TIME but
i never signed IN and i still sit through.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
The commercial oh, Really yeah and it's always like THEY
place i know what people are talking about with our.
PODCAST now i never listened to our Podcast because i've.
Lived it but, people, say oh like the ads will
pop up at these, random times like right in the
middle of, A conversation and that's exactly what happens. With
YouTube we've gotten way better. At that it's not us

(01:05:26):
like we will put because they have us put these
markers in there where the commercials, should go which is
where the commercials go in the. Broadcast show sometimes that
system that we have here is kind of, half aassed
and it doesn't necessarily put. THEM there i sign up,
for That So i'm i'm new To. YouTube premium greg
is kind of somewhat New to amazon at. This point

(01:05:46):
he was on there looking at something and, THEN oh
i know what. It was we went we had sex
toy that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Bought yep we went to do go find like what
some of the other ones were, on there and there's, like,
reviews RIGHT and, i thought who would actually publicly review?

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
These things and everybody does and a lot of these
reviewers they do. Good, reviews really, they're amusing they're well.
Written reviews they take.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Seriously GREG so i found a bunch of PRODUCTS that
i think everybody in this room can. Relate to you
UNDERSTAND when i tell. You, WHY okay i want to
start with this one adult male sex toy with seven
thrusting and seven, rotating modes hands free pocket keyword with
mounting based and electric. Thrusting cup that's the that's. The
product so it's essentially a flashlight with things that inside of.

(01:06:34):
It moves nice, otro right. And title the title is
the amazonification. Of titles every title these days is a
thousand words long because they want to hit all these
keywords and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Got down because you know they have those. Massage, chairs yeah,
you know it's got the stuff that kind of move.
In them so it's that but like in A pocket
vagina exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Got it so this one, Reviewer says i'm absolutely blown
away by this incredible stroker that has taken my personal
moments to a whole. New level the erconomic design of
the handles is like some game controller sent down from
the heavens by the. Pleasure gods it provides multiple ways
to keep the thing, in place allowing me to customize
my session. With ease the suction cup mount with articulated

(01:07:19):
arm is a. Genius feature lets me position IT anywhere,
i want at, any angle perfect, for desks, bedside tables
or a shower wall or.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Tile floor oh. My god let me ask you, a
question like on the Reviews, on amazon can you click to,
see like is this a person who's REVIEWING everything i? Didn't,
invest yeah you KNOW what. I mean is it a
verified shopper or is it like is this that that
the way that's written it sounds like sounds like somebody from,

(01:07:48):
the company or is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
This somebody that's paid on fiver to Do REVIEW.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Like i really enjoyed this. NEW masturbator.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
A lot of times you'll say, verified, Purchase.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Right yeah That's what, I'm, asking, yeah, Okay yeah and
then there's a lot of people that do humble brags in,
their reviews so the same exact Product this one, guy
wrote if you're, well endowed this might not work well.
For YOU thankfully i was able to give it to
my partner and it was very. Enjoyable experience it's a
good weight. As well it suctions onto tile surfaces.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Very. Well, good okay we, get it. You're lucky will
that be more useful for a woman's sex toy like
the suction cup thing like do a shower.

Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
Wall or depends where you're, sticking it, you know for something.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Like that it seemed like you would need that as,
a dude you Know what. I'm saying the first, review said,
tile floor what are, you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Doing dude laying Down?

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
A yeah work out for. The Ladies bunny ear adult
tool for women, with silent. Realistic thrusting oh how does?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
That work?

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
All right this, reviewer says the vibes b vibing with
this strong wand it hits more than pleasure points with
its versatility. And reach it has long, battery life and
it's easy to operate, and clean and the vibration levels have,
good functionality surprisingly soft to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
The touch.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
All RIGHT then i found that thing that seabas spot
the six point eight pound male sex doll with a
torso masturbator for. Gay men that's what. It's called that's
that giant torso and a. Clownishly long so this is
the exact, same model and this reviewer says at six point,

(01:09:33):
eight pounds it's heavy and the whole experience made it
feel more like a partner than. A prop the seven
ish dildo is EXACTLY what i. Was, craving thick veined
and firm in all the. Right ways paired with the
tight textured, anal channel it delivers dual stimulation that hits
deep and it doesen't hold back every detail from the

(01:09:54):
lifelike every detail from the lifelike testicles to the firm
sculpted ad just draws you went to the fantasy and
what really made this stand out was how flexible and versatile.
It is you can, move it, ride it, flip it
whatever position you're in the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Mood for.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
It responds and the, best part it's not just for.
Solo play my PARTNER and i were both able to enjoy,
it together adding a new level of intensity and. Connection
jealousy if you have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Someone there what do you need the sex man? For
channel the anal channel delivers. Dual stimulation. Good. Question fifty,
you know it's Funny like greg is a person who
can't go to the grocery store and buy toilet paper
because he's. Too embarrassed right, right now other people are

(01:10:47):
embarrassed to buy things, Like this so maybe they'll, buy it,
you know, discreetly online have it shipped. The house they
won't go to one of the. Adult stores they would never.
Do that then there's the person who not only, buys
it but uses it and then reuse it in. The,
world yeah some of these whole are opposite of like
unboxing videos where they show it and oh.

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
So weird see ONE time i was Looking at amazon
REVIEWS and i saw A girl i knew who had
reviewed it in pictures, and STUFF and, i thought what are?
The odds, and like but what if somebody saw that
who actually?

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Knows, YOU well i assume like if they're putting that,
video together they.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Don't care they. Don't, care well it's there some people
who sit down for interviews with their sex dolls that,
THEY'RE like i live, with this. My girlfriend like what
ALSO if i Think of i'm buying one of, THESE
things i don't Think if i'm really reading.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
The reviews you you wouldn't want to read a review
after it before.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Investigating, something yeah it's one hundred and fifty DOLLARS invest
a lot of these things are.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
No returney yeah oh.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Yeah uh another REVIEW said i was. Not ready this thing, is,
hefty realistic and delivers exactly what, it promises maybe. Even
more the texture, feels amazing the detailing, is wild and
this size.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Is great the size.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Is great the size. Is great another product electric penis enlarging. Vacuum,
pump okay with four.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Suction intensities i'm surprised they're able to, say that because
those things do not make.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
It, BIG.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Yeah i think we know why.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
He does so, this person you tried it a. Penis,
Pump no i've not, tried IT but i. Also have
i've also known the science, behind wieners and if it made,
it bigger if it, actually worked every guy would have fifteen.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
OF them i think if any of this stuff works
and it's a, quick, fix right it'll just kind of
pump it on a, hot, sack right, it's YEAH it's i, Saw,
magic mike.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Thank you THAT'S how.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
I know this guy, liked it but he had an. Important,
warning okay so this is the. Penis pump in, The
past i've used several, different pumps all with a hand
pumping device which tired your hand out and you couldn't
have both, hands free and they never really got a
firm GRIT because i. Don't shave the pump. IS amazing
i can't believe the suction. ON it i started out with.
LEVEL one i, got BRAVE and i went to level

(01:13:03):
two and it sucked in one of, my TESTICLES.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
So i had to get. It out, oh WOW but
i had to go back to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
LEVEL one i would recommend wearing a sea ring to
keep your testicles, in place but very careful if it
sucks one or both of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Them in, OH no i. Would think so that. Seems
damage now what does the poenis fum. Actually do it creates,
a next creates a vacuum and that kind, of encourage,
you know but also, creates suction so it feels like
somebody's doing something. For you oh so it was. ACTUAL
toy i thought like it was to make. It, larger
yeah that's the that's the quote thought. Behind it but

(01:13:37):
it again medically not and medically. Proven false but he
does it up for like a. Few seconds probably there've
been around. For decades sure, they HAVE but i would
imagine them when, you're done it doesn't it just goes
back to north. Right, exactly yeah like you can blow a,
balloon up but as long as you're pinching the stem
or whatever that is, the yeah, like okay, so yeah

(01:13:57):
but then so as you let, it go it's just
back to. A loop if you're using it in preparation
for using that, on somebody you can't do it while
you can't do anything while it's in, the, pump obviously
so the way you take it out to where, you
started type it in on my. Work computer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
But, then, this okay you have to hear this brag
because it's. Impossibly unbelievable this same penis. Pump product the,
Reviewer says i've had It, since december and the pump is,
very powerful, well, Designed sturdy it's built. To last my
only gripe is the length of the cylinder and the.
Rubber sleeves they're too small my length and, my girl

(01:14:37):
check this out what this. GUY says i would say
the tube is about eight, inches Long and i'm just
DISCOVERING that i must be well. Over eleven get, out
there just discovering That you you aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
EVEN sure i just realized IT because i got. This
product but if that was, the case what are you
doing with?

Speaker 12 (01:14:59):
The?

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Pump yeah, right, right yeah, light show give me an
f and brak you nobody who.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Became an unintentional accidental. SIZE queen i don't think eleven.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Is possible and if you bought a thing for your
unit and it, didn't fit and, THEN oh i must
be eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Inches this THING is i must have, an, Elephant.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Right so it wraps it up by saying it's it's
quite uncomfortable, for ME and i keep having to pull
the entire device outward so my urethra isn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Constantly being pulled up into this. So weird penis palms
are actually used by doctors for people Who have peroni's
disease and helps them straighten their, penis out like if
you got like a dog. Legs curve it does it.
Draws again it's drawing blood, into it but only for,

(01:15:50):
the moment and that blood doesn't suddenly and make everything.
Bigger personally. It doesn't you don't damn. It all you
can use the straighten, IT permanently i, Would, ASSUMING yeah
i don't know about That either i'm straight extent IN
that i saw COMMERCIAL. On tv there was SOMETHING. On
tv they were advertising something for people and they were
using a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Of, carrots yeah That's the peyrone's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Disease. One, Yeah RIGHT and i don't know that is
it a medication or like some kind. Of thing that
was basically if you have a, Curved, WENER yeah i
feel like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
A stent. You know they got to the props something up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
In there have. No, idea yeah it was, like random
it just CAME. On tv, i'm like kind of an.
Odd commercial they talking, about PENISES and i think they.
Are weird do you want to hear about one? More?

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Product sure one more something we can all, relate to
because we all. Did it diapers, for Adults So North
North shore megamax adult, overnight diapers ten, count bag unisex.
Incontinents underwear so, now overall unlike us who actually had fun,
with them customers didn't seem to. Like them this, person
said the, most leakproof the most, heavy duty best holding

(01:16:49):
for full, bowel movement and none of us pooped. In,
it no they leak less than all. Other diapers but that,
being said they're hot. And sweaty they're basically like wearing
a plastic. Trash bag the same reason their leakproof is
the same reason, they're sweaty and that sweat caused a
fungal and bacterial.

Speaker 13 (01:17:07):
Grow fish and then this, One, says. OKAY terrific i
actually use this for my senior dog that was having
a bladder. CONTROL issue i just cut a hole for.
The tail she's a pit mix forty. Three POUNDS and
i should have gotten the small size because these diapers.
Run BIG but I thought. I was this is where

(01:17:27):
it sounds like me writing. THE review I thought i
was ordering a case of four packages for a total of.
Forty diapers the description was deceiving sixty seven dollars for. Ten,
diapers unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
My, oprah right.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Yea gate so that's what people are saying, about, Diapers,
dildos yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
And. Pumps yeah greg went down the rabbit Hole of
amazon reviews on my. Work Computer wool Jeff And so
Jeff g so is off. To college jeff gy is bringing.
Him there he's going to College.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
In, ITALY yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I know let's Talking to. Jeff yesterday so They're. Off
Italy so jeff is out this week on the sports
and so filling in. For him it's a dumbass tyler
with Your so. Cal sports, good.

Speaker 14 (01:18:17):
Morning everybody dodgers Were In san diego and they dropped
the first, two games but yesterday they got.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
It going freeman hits it hard again deep to the right.
Field corner tatis is over and he's done this, seats
again back To back ginnings with a Bomb For.

Speaker 14 (01:18:32):
FREDDIE freeman la salvaged the series with the seven to
two win and now they are.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Tied with their little brothers for a first place In.

Speaker 14 (01:18:38):
The west they come back home and start a new
series With the reds tonight at seven, to Ten While
san diego moves on the Road.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
To seattle so Let's.

Speaker 14 (01:18:44):
Go, mariners angels on the, other hand got swept By
the cubs and have lost five of their. Last six, they're,
terrible though so this is. Nothing new they hit the
road For a texas, road trip starting Against the rangers
tonight at five. Oh five moving TO, the nfl And
the rams went down on the last second Game winning
browns field goal to drop the game. Nineteen seventeen but
silver lining the defense Did make Browns Quarterback shador sanders

(01:19:04):
look every bit like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
A rookie the protection was, there initially now it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Breaks down he's retrieved back near is twenty and he
has Snowed Under brennan jackson for the second week in.

Speaker 14 (01:19:15):
A row that sack right there was a loss of
twenty four yards and was one of Five the rams
Defense gave sanders for a total of minus forty. One
yards love to. See, it chargers on the, other hand,
did worse losing To the niners thirty to. Twenty three,
but hey it's, the preseason it. Doesn't count Quarterback dj
ugulele went for one hundred and seventy with two touchdowns and.
A pick, not bad but he IS still qb four

(01:19:36):
on the depth CHART and i don't think he's making
the roster. Either way next up for both Teams is
week one of the regular season in a, few weeks
With the rams starting at Home against houston And the
chargers on the Road in Brazil Against. Kansas city going
to SOCCER because lafc has a new International superstar sawn
over the wall that Was Former premier League In Tottenham

(01:19:57):
Hotspur star sawn young men scoring and eventually eating l
A f c to a one one Draw.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
With Dallas the.

Speaker 14 (01:20:02):
Galaxy won three Nothing over colorado, this weekend but they
don't have anyone as cool As, so on so they
don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
A highlight In The Little League.

Speaker 14 (01:20:09):
World series Chinese type page Took down nevada seven nothing
to win, it all and, In Wrestling Hangman adam page
took DOWN M j f to RETAIN the A E
w world Title At. Forbidden door if you're a listener
and think wrestling, is lame well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Too bad.

Speaker 14 (01:20:21):
It's cool it's popular Again and i'm doing the. Sports,
reports sorry talk about. To you I'm dumbast tyler and
That's your solkow sports all, right there he Is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Dumbas tyler everybody subbing in For for jeff g? This, week, Yeah,
bomb yeah he's he's a fan of a lot of. Questionable, things,
right yeah you know him better, than anybody. Big time.
ALL right i can hear. That dog but anybody take?

(01:20:58):
Her out we gotta take her out. Right, now well
it's being on, it's UNOCCUPIED so i think.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
It's, Alone yeah morgan is the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
NEW mother.

Speaker 10 (01:21:07):
I remember if she needs a, New home i'm happy
to take a kind of bonded.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
With her Dumb ass tyler's running. IN there i, Got,
it tyler, DON'T need, i need don't. Lose it we're
talking about some Of those, amazon reviews the penis pump
thing people with crooked penises and things. Of that somebody
on the, text said why would you want to straighten a?

(01:21:34):
Curve penis we were talking about that one advertising the
kids popping UP on tv For you PERNIS Called, i
believe and some why would you want to straighten a?
CURVED penis i didd, a guy uh and it was
some of the Best sex i've. Ever had but you'd
have to. Lay side it's kind of. The curve.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
If it's a gradual upcurve, THAT is, i mean that's
how a lot of vibrators. Are, designed however there if
there's a, dog leg like, you said to the left of,
the right that's. A PROBLEM and i looked it UP the.
G flex it's not a pill as that would be
very hard. To work it's a an injection that breaks.
Down collagen so a Lot of, peroni's diseases there's like
like there's like a collagen that's pulling two sides together
and so this you inject it right in that collagen

(01:22:13):
breaks it down the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Straight off it was a. Real bone you could do
like you do with, a nose like. Break it yet
like they're gonna do it cast.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
On it have you been hearing those stories about the
botox stuff that dudes are doing putting a photos in?
Their penis really it's not working out for?

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Reason over no to for. A girth i can see
it in a girth like. Like, filler sorry, oh yeah
because it's just it's lumpy and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Not good there was a video that, popped up but
this woman was like going off on people like genus.
SIZE queens, i am you, know, what ladies can we
get real for. A second i don't know why blah
blah blah, blah blah, you know talking about like you
want something? This, big no. You don't and she, basically
said like the, you know the the the most that
you're gonna get any kind of like pleasure from is

(01:22:59):
a about what three inches deep into your into, your
body and then anything after that is just a. COMPLETE waste, I,
agree well THAT'S what i agree with That because greg
as a gay guy and? Who cares but you like
the look, of it the feel who cares about, The
size like gay guys love they love big, ones still
even though that's more about. Mouth parts i'm talking about

(01:23:21):
like when, you know like for the for. THE pleasure?
I agree WHAT have i said this?

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
Whole? Time much it's. Too much we don't need, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
Eight, plus yeah you guys are all the ones saying
that you want it and you don't care if it's
too much for, THE literally i think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
It's, cool, yeah exactly it would. Be cool you guys
have persons and shoes, For you like THAT'S what i want.
For me it'd be cool to go to a nude
beach and. Be, confident YEAH but i mean it's painful to.
Too far.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Yes exactly we don't need you to flash. The kickstand.
WE don't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I get i get that it's like, cool looking but it's.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
Too much?

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
It's cool? Is that but is that?

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
About right, like yeah That, LOOKS no i, mean no
he's saying amount that will matter and the rest is
just extra? Yea yeah yeah do?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
You, agree yeah like anything beyond this is the nosebleeds
and what's the? Point? Et right, BUT yeah, i mean, you,
know curved whatever, it is what are you? Gonna do that's,
The thing like women can. Fix, everything yeah they can fix,
their boobs they can fix whatever, it is like a. Guy, knows,

(01:24:27):
yeah yeah guy can fix. Their Nose but, i'm SAYING like,
i guess, you know, private area the. Private. Area yeah
like women can get like, vagina, plasty yeah a plastic
baby plastic, you know make things look a. Certain way
like guys were kind. Of, screwed. Bigger, smaller yeah but
whatever you got is just what, you've got what.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
You, Got sorry that's how it is for the rest of.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Your life just think about that guy on the. Flip
side we've got to rule, the world you KNOW what?
I mean your ears always growing in, charge everything can
be in charge, of everything but it's a, trade off.
You know Dingle, for woody you could send us a
text over to two to nine Eight Seven more woody?
Shows next how Are The woody show the returns in a?

(01:25:09):
Sex what oh?

Speaker 11 (01:25:12):
DAMN ooh I think.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I know this is another hour insensitivity training for a politically. Correct,
World Woodie greg gory, h right We Got Menace high batts.
Is here We Got sammy morgan's here taking, your calls
your texts coming over to two two nine. Eight seven
We got gina, grad here she's got your trending. News,
headlines Well the University.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Of south carolina is now one of three campuses that
have had a false alarm for an active shooter in
just a couple. Of days students got alert saying to
shelter in place and barricade. If necessary but when cops searched,
the buildings they found the quote unquote suspect was not holding,
a rifle they were holding. An umbrella the all clear
alert was given late. Last night And While south carolina

(01:26:00):
was just a case of, mistaken identity two other universities
had victims, of swatting which is a hoax of an. Active,
shooter again that's the third school to have a false
alarm in. A week, In Fact villanova university had it
happened twice, once yeah last week and, again yesterday and
it Happened at University of Tennessee. At, chattanooga well from

(01:26:22):
the that's what menis. Been SAYING Department K Pop demon
hunters was number one in the movies. This Weekend that's
netflix's first ever box office when they did a special
weekend one off in the Movie, ALONG yeah i would,
Have gone i'm. A convert i've seen it multiple times now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
With The, kid wow, GOOD music i. Like it and, Now,
this yeah it's.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Pretty good it is it, actually is it's it's a
it's a good. Little, story so according To The, Hollywood
reporter netflix doesn't report box, office numbers and as, of
yesterday they declined to comment on what the actual. Numbers
were so in, that case but the, theaters, do right
so we get it, From them we don't get Confirmation.
From netflix netflix does they.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
No right dots on their?

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
STREAMING, Stuff, yea well a couple of things with the. Theater,
stuff one every single showing was. Sold out two it's
not like in hundreds, of theaters so just a special end.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
One.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Off yeah so in, That case weapons was the, actual
winner making it the third weekend, on TOP which i
also really want to see everything else stay the same
Behind That Freak, Your friday, Fantastic Four bad, guys Two
And The naked gun coming in at. Number five it
was a, slow weekend no, big releases but that's going
to change next Week Because Austin Butler's knew movie caught

(01:27:40):
stealing open.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Soon Right the powerball.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
Drawing on saturday came and went, no winner and the
jackpot is now up to seven hundred and, fifty million
which happens to be the tenth largest Prize in. Latto's
history Tickets in Maine and massachusetts matched the five white
balls in, the drawing which means they each get, a
million and one Ticket In south dakota also matched the
five balls and had power play the power, play options.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
So they get.

Speaker 9 (01:28:05):
Two.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Million, lucky yeah the next drawing, is tonight but keep
in mind that if you win and you take the,
lip sum it's hardly. Worth it you only get like
three hundred, and yeah so just.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Skip it there was a Guy in massachusetts he became
a double powerball winner because of a mistake. He made
he thought he had purchased a multi draw ticket for.
SEVEN drawings i don't know what, that Means because i'm
not a. Lottery player they make it a little, too
confused but mistakenly believe the final drawing had, already happened
and so because, of that he also bought another multi

(01:28:35):
draw ticket that also included the next, powerball drawing and
so both tickets ended up matching all five white balls
and earned him two, million dollars so he claimed. The
prize he opted for the, lump sum which netted him
one point four to two Million after.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
TEXAS luckys i know. Right well Veteran Actor, jerry adler
known for his Role as hash On, the soprano he
has passed away at ninety six. Years old adler got
into acting. Really late let this be a lesson. To
you he got in really late in. His career he
was in his sixties when he became. AN actor i love.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Those stories oh it's.

Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
The best but before his ROLE On A Good Wife,
rescue me Of, course sopranos he was working behind the Scenes.
On broadway he was a stage manager on over. Fifty
productions his family confirmed he passed away peacefully in. HIS
sleep i didn't think it was like a. Seed accident
he was. Ninety six no cause of death has, been released,
but again you know he'll.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
BE missed i don't remember Him. From rescue you. DON'T
know i Just.

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Know sopranos was he?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
THE chief i DON'T thinks i.

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
DON'T remember i, don't know but if he was like
already working In a broadway and, stage manager like he
never like one day, he.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Said hey you, KNOW what i gotta? Do this what
check this out With? THE sopranos i got in like,
A YouTube i guess algorithm whole of them showing. The
deaths how Many old italian guys were on. THAT show
i think they just LO that e, was whacking like
so boss here, or something my cousin or.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Underboss, there yes.

Speaker 14 (01:30:04):
There was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
No shortage he Was the he Was The New York
City fire department, deputy chief so like you know AT
the FDNY corporate i, don't know like he was one
of the guys who was always given the chief of
their Firehouse Where dennis leary. WAS right i remember that.
He was he, was cool you KNOW what. I mean
but he was always like that guy who was, always,
like man come on, You guys i'm getting beat up

(01:30:25):
on blah blah blah, blah blah busted. My, Bull Yes
Sydney sidney feinberg was was his name in.

Speaker 12 (01:30:31):
The.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Show nice that was a.

Speaker 12 (01:30:32):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Show rescue you're gonna go back and. Watch it another
friend of mine just Started rewatching sopranos and she likes
it better now than she did when she originally, watched
it and she was a. Big fan then THAT'S one
i want to go back. And watch and.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
You're going To think i'm making this. Number up but
since it's been, on it, trust me. It's, Believable conservatively
i've seen the whole series, twenty two twenty. Three, Times,
sopranos yes and it. Gets better it's my comfort show
Really And. Breaking, bad yeah and it gets better EVERY
time i.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
See It.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
On netflix they have a Documentary Called. Fear city It's
the Mafia Versus. New york it's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Watched, that yeah that's.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Really Good the mafia in the seventies Eighties In New
york city and how much he just.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Ran things. It's Insane, Fear, city yeah checked. It out
I've Watched breaking bad probably.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Six, Times yeah i'm, with you six. Seven times it's,
the best a. SECOND best a local wrestling Promotion In,
Sun valley california, went sideways to say. The Least When,
raja jackson that's the SON Of Ufc Legend, rampage jackson
hopped into the ring for a. Planned thing he was
supposed to pick up one of, the wrestlers slam him to,
the mat and hit him with some. Fake punches, oh

(01:31:37):
yeah THIS is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I watched the video, was. Insane brutal he.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
Picked, him up, slammed in and then those punches ended
up being very real and in a now Viral video
jackson scene throwing these, legit punches Knocking Wrestler psycho Stew unconscious,
psycho yep and continuing to keep hitting him a brutal.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Knocked out brutal like put him in the, hospital again, coma.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Right yep things got. So crazy the wrestlers in, the,
ring backstage everybody had To pull. Jackson off, this Dude
szegos do is reportedly in the hospital's stable. Condition rampage
jackson meanwhile doing some, damage control saying while he doesn't
condone his, son's actions he did suffer a concussion a.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Few days before and had no business being in the
ring in the. First place both the, hell happened but
apparently it was some kind, of payback which which does happen.
In wrestling like let's say somebody's being reckless, or whatever
and you get they're talking back behind right like there
There's not but most often it comes where like somebody
screwed up and actually hurt you in. This ring you
you may give him a little bit of, a, something

(01:32:36):
yeah but not try to kill him right in, this
case especially when, he's defenseless and especially when he's already
unconscious and you're still throwing punches twenty. Punches later that's,
you know. That's. Assault, brother well here's.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
THE thing lapd is investigating no. Charges yet i'm sure
those will be right around the corner evaluating, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah over.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Their, head, hey hey what's really sick?

Speaker 10 (01:33:00):
About, it, though afterwards his son was, live streaming like,
you know the fallout where he's getting phone calls from people, saying,
like hey this guy's, not awake like he flatlined in,
the ring like what are? You doing and so it's
like he's live streaming at all for attention to so.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Well in case you somehow. Missed It, On Friday lyle
menendez was, denied parole and despite being having good behavior,
in prison the board says he's still a risk to.
The public he can have like it in, three years
but could get an administrative review in a year and
another hearing in about. Eighteen months His Lawyer mark GERRIGOS
told tmz the process was rigged and claimed that even

(01:33:37):
the das of office would secretly agree if they were,
being honest and he said the public if the public
saw the shenanigans that were happening during these hearings.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
There would be. A revolution why is it such a
surprise that two guys who brutally murdered their parents got. Denied,
parole yeah, But HERE.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
But i keep going back to Something That adam carolla said,
one time and it keeps it echoes around in. MY
brain i DON'T think i agree that there's not a
risk to. The public they killed the two people they wanted.
TO kill i don't think they're going to go on. A,
shooting yeah but it, doesn't, Matter right That's what. I'm
saying if it's a risk to, THE public i don't
see the risk to. The public if they're not done
paying for, their crime that's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Another, story yeah they're not done paying for. Their crime.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
It's, Different yeah i'm not Worried the menenta's brothers are
going to show up at my house and.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Kill me. Kill, me yeah not. At all but they
deserve to be where, they. Are, correct yeah two totally.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
Different, issues well a Guy, in nevada he was on
his way To burning man and he was pulled over
by the cops for an obstructed. License plate the cops
walked over to the driver's, side door the cop the
little police dog and while they were trying to talk to.
The guy the dog just. Kept barking and that's because
this very good boy was a. Drug dog and to
say the cops found drugs is an. Understage statement here's what.

(01:34:47):
They found they searched. The car they pull out one
hundred and four grams of. Crack, cocaine okay what?

Speaker 12 (01:34:51):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Burning man so you're not going to go.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
There're sober six point one grams, of, meth ecstasy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
And, Mushrooms okay, so, ecstasy, mushrooms cocaine that's got to.

Speaker 14 (01:34:59):
Be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
It okay nine grams. Of, Mollie okay so a little
bit of molly on top. Of that, all right, that's,
it right.

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Nine point nine grams.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Of d m T'S. D, mt dude you're not listening.
To Enough joe Rogan or tom he smokes out. Of
vape now what? Is, it yes same same category of
that sort. Of stuff D.

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
M t hold on three point four GRAMS of lsd
tabs multiple vape pens WITH two cb. IN it i
think that's like kind of like, a, hallucinogen right, oxy, codone,
vicodin valium.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
And.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Xanax jesus he was arrested facing tons of drug charges
and shout out to The, little dougan little, little uh
little snitcher that made.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
THIS happen i hope he's going to get a little treat, for, that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
RIGHT.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Two cbs apparently it's just synthetic and as, they say
it's a mix BETWEEN, M D m A. And lsd so,
little high, little lovey. Little hallucinogenic is IT like? K?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Two oh what is?

Speaker 9 (01:36:02):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Like that?

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Is that what the?

Speaker 11 (01:36:04):
Next, gen.

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
Yeah The woody show and.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
It is time for a dumb. Ass contest and Today's
dumbass contest is radio's most, Immature game ladies, And gentlemen boys,
And girls it's time for guess? Whose guess? Guess whose
gas Eight seven woody is the number. To, call, so
uh everybody farts, and uh we have an ongoing homework

(01:36:36):
assignment if you work Here On The woody show that
if you feel a good, one bruin you capture you,
just recorded, you know USE the mp three recorder on
your phone, and uh just email it over to Me
and i'll play one of those that have. Been submitted
i'm the only person who knows who this this one.
Comes from and, then uh you on the phone just
have to be the first person to correctly guess whose gas,

(01:36:57):
it is and your Options, Are, Woody, Gina Rad, Greg, Gory,
Menace Hi, sea bass and we Substituted out sammy because she,
Doesn't Participate so morgan's your your. Other. Option there first
person that correctly guess whose gas will be. The winner
eight seven seven four is the. Phone number let's go

(01:37:18):
to the phones and say hello to our. First contestant
let's say Hello. To, jennifer hey, Good, morning jennifer good,
Morning show. Good morning, all right let me let me
load up our. Sample, here okay we're ready. To, Go,
now jennifer when you're ready to, hear it say, hit me.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Hit me.

Speaker 14 (01:37:43):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
One's uh they said this is their first of, the
day so it's like they just. Woken, up, Yeah Alright,
so jennifer guess. Who's gas your Options, Are, Woody Gina,
Greg Menace, sea Bass. OR morgan.

Speaker 12 (01:37:59):
I want To see greg Show Me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Greg gory It's Not. Greg gory but Thank you jennifer for.
THE call i. Appreciate it let's Go. To, sean hey, Good, Morning,
sean sean. Good morning. All right we're playing guess. Whose
gas when, you're ready say, hit me, hit me it
sounds like it sounds like the.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Sounds like a.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Tent, zipper yeah it kind of does. Very much guess?
Who's gas greg is off the off, The board so
your Options, Are Woody, Gina Menace sea Bass Or. Morgan
sean guess? Who's gas Show, me Menace. Not dens but
thank you for, the call and say Hi. To michelle, Good,

(01:38:49):
morning michelle.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Good morning We're playing guess whose gas when, you're ready
say hit me? Hit me, all right Your, Options, Woody
Gina sea Bass. Or morgan guess Whose gas i'm, gonna
say Show Me Gina grad sorry, About, that michelle but

(01:39:16):
thank you for calling and listening TO The. Woodi show
let's say Hi. To sonia, Good, morning sonia, good show.
Good morning we're playing radio's most, Immature game guess whose
gas when, you're ready say, hit me? Hit me. Your
options at this point there's only. Three, Left Woody sea Bass.
Or Morgan guess. Who's gas i'm, Gonna Say, sea bass Show. Me,

(01:39:41):
sebastian no that is that Is Not, sea Bess, but
sony thank you very much. For listening let's say Hello To,
Matt hey, Good morning matt. Morning morning. All right when
you're ready for guess? Who's gas say? Hit me? Hit me,
all right it's. Either me It's either woody Or. It's

(01:40:07):
morgan guess? Who's gas.

Speaker 10 (01:40:11):
Man To go woody on?

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
This one Show me woody. Man man, All, Right, well
matt sorry. About that let's Go. To wren, Good, Morning,
wren hey. Good morning want to show, all right so
you've been paying attention to all, the guesses you know
there's only. One left when, you're ready say, hit Me.

(01:40:34):
Hit meren if you've been, PAYING attention i shouldn't even
have to give you. The option guess? Who's gas?

Speaker 14 (01:40:41):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Is, morgan.

Speaker 10 (01:40:46):
Yeah That was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
That was, the first the first of. The DAY everybody
i think is gassy first thing in. The morning he's
disappointed himself because a lot of times like he'll have
that really, good one but he hasn't even thought to grab.

Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
His.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
FIRE yeah i don't have my phone with me, in
bead so. SO disappointing. I, Know, now morgan did you
do that While while cabo? Was, around no of. Course
not probably won't be a. Dog though you don't fart
in front? Of him, oh god, no, really yeah she's. A,
lady yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:41:17):
Thank, You yeah i'll do way more things.

Speaker 9 (01:41:21):
With.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
That, no nice but he listened to, the show so
now he's. Heard, it yeah. He knows he's been hearing. A,
Lot disgusted i'm not getting played a. Lot lately, i'm
like you're, really good they're. ACTUALLY gross i try to
throw the, rhythm off you KNOW what? I mean like
even if He did morgan's, last time we'll do it again, because,
yeah people people Paying Close, Statchment, wren congratulations you are

(01:41:44):
the Winner On Guests Who's? Bad, people hey hang on
that remixes?

Speaker 11 (01:42:02):
Man perfect, thank, you guys come much your? Favorite song
eight one.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Eight the people next to me The Life and i've
lost my Mind because i'm dancing and laughing in my car.
Right now, all right there's a there's a weird story Man.
In florida fifty one year old woman. Feeling hungry she
stopped into an eye hoop for, some breakfast and she

(01:42:38):
sat down at. The table her waitress comes over this
twenty six year old woman and starts feeling. Her up, all,
right right waitress gave the woman a milkshake she, didn't
order which that, part's. COOL huh i started calling her
A sexy s word and then sat down next, to
her gave her a back rub and a.

Speaker 11 (01:42:56):
Boo.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Rub, jeez yeah the woman never met the, Waitress, before
greg was? You drunk she certainly was who the cops.
Were called the waitress arrested and. So fired so seems
like a really.

Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
Attentive waitress.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
It's, BIZARRE yeah, i, know right a. Sexy. Seaword Yeah
A british airways flight was on its Way. To london
flight attendant started feeling, you know let's just say. Not
great man's co workers noticed that he, was, sweating babbling complaining.
About cramps so he locked himself in the bathroom and
he's taking a really long time to the coworkers want
to go check. On him open the door and he's,

(01:43:40):
in there chilling, fully nude, dilated pupils high heart rate
and that was thanks to the meth and the amphetamines
that he took before. The flight he was, So, fired
yeah arrested and now in court awaiting. HIS sentencing i
thought he was a stroke. Or, something dude what are.
You thinking i'm thinking you're a flight attendant and, you

(01:44:02):
know trying to. Stay, away yeah just trying to keep
it in to. Get job although my my wife's cousin
is a flight Attendant for southwest and she was a
nurse and she. QUIT nursing i know somebody in that
exact same vote to become a flight attendant because it
was her. Quote dream she. Loves it, in fact this

(01:44:24):
past weekend she had a layover and hit up my wife, And,
Said hey i'm going to be in town for a
few hours on't you come up and, you know meet me,
For lunch and, you know just talking to her and
she's she's like in like her mid to, late fifties
and she. Loves it it's like A second it's just
it was a second career.

Speaker 6 (01:44:42):
And wouldn't she get paid more also A nurse and
that's a pretty NOT a i don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
They paid more.

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
For her stuff like that anything to do. WITH it
i have, a well a former friend who it was
her lifelong dream to be a. Flight attendant so she
finally made the dream, come true ended up having an
affair with the pilot and then got a divorce and
is now with.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
The pilot, yeah yeah well you, know what you got
a whole. New, life yeah you lift that old Life
behind God bless yeah you do hear? About, that yeah
it's it's spent a lot of, time together a lot.
Of hotels right now eight seven seven Forty four woody,

(01:45:23):
text us send your text check in over to two
two nine. Eight seven got Some More woody show for,
you next. Hang on, all right we are wrapping up
and get the hell out, of, Here, everybody okay? All
right check out the full. Show podcast just go To
the woodyshow, Dot com radio's most immature game today the
show Brand New Redneck news weekend cheers. And jeers catch

(01:45:45):
it On the woodieshow dot com or wherever you find
podcasts Except. For spotify we're working on that coming up
for you Tomorrow On all. News show anything got for
us the meantime you leave on the after hours voicemail
that numbers eight seven seven Forty. Four woody you can
also find us follow us on social media At The. Woody,
Show Yeah greg gory partying words. Of, Wisdom, please yeah
don't fear. The end fear the really long and awkward

(01:46:08):
build up.

Speaker 7 (01:46:09):
To it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
You're saying that reminds me of that quote that we
heard last week where somebody said the goal is to
die young as old. As, possible, YEAH yeah i. Like
that like what you, just said for the Words of
wizard reminds me. Of THAT like, i agreed, you know
like if you're just like sitting around just waiting for,
the end what's. The, point yeah what's the what's? The
point what?

Speaker 9 (01:46:31):
Was?

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
It again the goal is to die, young young as
old as possible. As, possible yeah like you're still, feeling
good you can get around stuff, like, That, right see
that's perfectly morbid For. A monday I know i thought.
The same, All right thank you, Very Much. Greg gory
two hours COMMERCIAL free a ninety eighty seven music is ready.
To go it's the Morning. Music Marathon kristin lamone. Is

(01:46:53):
here she's got your. Workday started also another chance between
now at eleven o'clock to win some tickets for That
Offspring Jimmy World newfound glory show Coming a friday night At.
The forum win those tickets every hour through six, pm
today and also another trip at one o'clock For The iHeartRadio.
Music festival third trip today will be in the five
o'clock Hour with Booker and striker HERE on alt ninety.
Eighty seven we thank you for Giving The wood show

(01:47:16):
some of your valuable time. This morning, you know, we
loved appreciate you. For that the rest of you guys can.
Suck it we'll catch you back Here. On tuesday have a, GREAT.
DAY smdbm i quit. This bitch