FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 27th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the revd nature of his program listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

(00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good good
morning everybody. Well, today is Wednesday. It is August twenty seventh,

(00:52):
twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome. We are the Woody Show,
back at a midweek. It's good. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your time this morning. My
name is Whatody. That is Greg Gory. We got Menace,
what Gina grad Good morning to you. My Sea Bass
is here. We got Sammy. Our as sociate producer is Morgan.
Our video producer is Vaughn. They are both here. We

(01:13):
got bored. We got Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department. You are beat Ip, the person most
important today because without you listening, they would not have
us here. So thank you for being here giving us
some of your time. Phones are open if you want
to be part of whatever it is. Topic contest, We've
got both. We've got a contest Craigslist price is right.

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We have a topic today. Pumpkin spice latte. Yeah, because
it's just debuted yesterday. The twenty twenty five Pumpkin spice
season has arrived. Nice Morgan is going to do something
to honor that that new pumpkin spice season that we
just ushered in yesterday here on the Woody Show in
the very Woody show Way. Also today Woodies Show Crossfire

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with Hammer and Hank and half Nice Rap. So the
boys will join us. We'll be talking about some of
the more current events, getting their expert take on all
these different things, some of the trending news headlines and
also the birthday's port of birthday entertainment stuff, all coming
up here on the Woody Show. You know what, I've
never got a resolution. I never heard how did you
get out of here? Yesterday? Because Gina lost her keys?

(02:20):
And I hung around for a minute because I was like,
all right, well I'll walk down. I walked down to
the break area because I said, well, where else did
you go to it? Because she scoured she couldn't find
her car keys. It was time to leave. She couldn't
find her car keys, and so she's like digging through
her bag, her backpack out, took everything out of the backpack,
looked in the studio, under the cabinets, on the floor, everywhere. Yeah,

(02:44):
I'm like, well, where else did you go? She goes, well,
when I got here in the morning, I got some coffee,
I go, okay, wells go down there. Maybe you left
them on the counter. And so we get down there
and they're not.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
There, nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Where were they because you didn't look everywhere. You also
thought maybe I left them in my car, my car running.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
So thank god, so Greg was dispatched, thank you so much,
to go check and see if.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
The car was not running. It was locked, and I
checked underneath the car. I went down there. I tried
to open the door, thinking maybe you left them in
the cars back bumper.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So when I say I took everything out, I mean
I emptied pockets, I took up I took up my
folder that has my laptop, you know, my my little
sleeve that go everything and nothing. So I went to
our you know security here, no idea, although apparently you
tipped them off, which I appreciated, though.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh you're the one. Well no, because I asked, I said,
did anybody turn in a set of keys? Thank you?
And they're like, no, no keys. Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I went to the building office downstairs everywhere, So Sammy's
walking out with me and I'm just perplexed.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I go, I don't even know why I'm going down here.
I don't have key.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I we go down the stairs and I see the car,
and then I remember something. I remember like, yes, you
could call it a little trick, but I think okay,
and I say it out loud. I go, Sammy, if
I can open the door, that means that the keys
are somewhere on my body, because if you know, if
it's a brain. So this is the moment of truth.

(04:13):
So I go up to the door and I pick
up the hand and goes and.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Sammy, you have them on you.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I swear to God they might as well have been.
I was so confused. So I go to my trunk,
open it and just dump everything. I just shake it
loose and again.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I took out the sleeve with the laptop, I took
out the wallet, I took out everything. Well, when I
took out the sleeve with the laptop, I didn't really
look in the sleeve in sleep, because there were papers
kind of in there, all caddywampus in a way that
you would have been hard tamp on can yeah, And

(04:53):
they were sort of hiding in a piece of paper
in the laptop sleeve.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know who you know who doesn't lose their keys?
Me or me? This is the first time. My keys
when I get home, they go in the same spots,
the same same spot on the kitchen counter by the door,
even before I go to bed, because we wake up
early and leaving the house next morning, and make sure
all my stuff I'm taking to work it's all in
one spot. And every once in a while I'll come

(05:19):
downstairs and my keys are not there. I go, I
know for a fact I didn't put them there. Yeah,
And so now I gotta think of like my dumb kids,
Like so of course they grab my keys, they maybe
go check the man boxer, and they just kind of
throw them anywhere. Like that's how you lose stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And that's the thing, because I know who I'm dealing with,
and I am a wreck. I have had to learn
these things over the years and into adulthood. You always
put stuff back in the same space. So I always
put my keys in at five No, God, no, not
even at twenty five. So you guys see me in
the morning when I take my I put my keys
in my bag. Just happened to drop them into the
laptop sleeve and didn't real life.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was that's the uh, that's it. That's a good
that's a good thought, Like you can't find them, go
to the car, see if it will open on me,
especially if you have the backpack and everything. I was
wondering how that reason, that's how it happens. I felt
like we looked everywhere. Have a special pocket in your
bag or keys, that's what that's.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
What God's there was that one time, though, what you
did make it all the way to the station without
your keys?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I did because my running. Yeah, because my phone, Like
as long as I have my phone, my phone will
act as a key, like it did like a digital
key thing. Now, that did screw me. One time I
got somewhere and my phone did like an update and
it wiped out like the wallet. Oh no. So I
had to like reset different things, like different credit cards

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or different things in one of them, which was the
digital key. So I had to have my wife bring
the key from the house down and she told me,
she goes, that's going to happen to you at some
point here. It stuck somewhere, and for the most part
it is. It is pretty damn convenient. But I got
in the habit of like leaving the house in that
keys you have your keys on you. I always see
your keys sitting on your desk, and I do you learned?

(07:01):
I do? But I'm saying like there's sometimes like if
I'm out running like an errand, I'll just grab my phone,
walk out the door, get in the car and go
run an Errand. I don't do that anymore because I
got stuck that one time.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That seems very futuristic.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, but it's cool, Greg, you're a big fan of Aldi.
I love Aldi. They are doing a contest where twenty
five super fans will become winners of a year's supply
of groceries. So I saw that and I was like
instantly erect. Let me read into this. It says the
market wants to give back to fans who are a

(07:33):
key part in fueling their growth, and they are looking
for people who have an unwavering love for Aldie. All right,
that's Greg, So far, so good. Now, if you win
the contest, social media tie in that I would suck at. Now,
if you win the contest, you get an exclusive invite
to a member's only event merch including a custom varsity
style quarter club jacket. A chance to be on all

(07:58):
these social media channels neat and one year's worth of
free groceries. That's the important part. So that year's supply
of free groceries comes in the form of all the
gift cards. I'll take it. That's worth seventeen hundred dollars.
So when you do the math, that's seventeen hundred divided

(08:19):
by the three hundred and sixty five days a year
comes out to be four dollars and sixty six cents
a day. Okay, So like groceries, would it would it
work out to be that you could? I mean it's
a nice uh, I mean, it's what one hundred and
something a month? That's is it? Groceries are? I feel
like every time I know that he's doing the math,
prize would be what one.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Seventeen twelve, one hundred and forty one dollars and.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Sixty six per month at al D. I'll take it.
You get a lot decent four dollars and sixty six
that's about what one item per day at ALD. That
could be two items if you avocado, three hundred and
sixty five items some liver worst I love. They're kind
of getting lit up about they don't call it a
year's supply of groceries. All these companies that give away

(09:06):
years worth of anything as always, but like seven to interpretations,
seventeen hundred dollars, I would take that of course, like
like that doesn't seem about six months? Yeah, yeah, maybe
like or just say, like you know what, every day
can come in and you can get two bags worth
of grocery groceries. Do they have bags? Is that one

(09:26):
of the things that those big oversized ones, right, they
don't offer and they don't do it for you either. Yeah,
and they sit down when they check you out. They're
all in.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
The they have the fastest outer checkers in the universe.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
There's an Australian scientist. His name is Karl with a K,
and he says there's nothing supernatural about the Bermuda Triangle,
you guys, yeah, breaking yeah, and blames rogue waves for
the various disappearances over the years. He explains that this
busy ocean sees many ships and planes, so the number

(10:02):
of disappearances is what you'd expect, and you know, really
nothing unusual affect the area.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, now I'm saying there's just so many different things
that you know, there's a lot of travel over that
over that area just by the sheer numbers. Yeah, correction, right.
So they said the myth of the Bermuda Triangle survives
because strange stories and spooky ideas are more exciting than
the truth, which people have always said, this story is
better than the truth.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
I felt like Bermuda Triangle was a very eighties thing.
Bermuda trying to hear about it this day, TikTok. Kids
haven't caught onto it now.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, so real problems, rough weather, strong currents like the
Gulf Stream, tricky navigation around many of the islands, human errors,
all those things. So yeah, I know, it's it's fun
to believe in something maybe like the Bermuda Trying.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You remember that book series like they when we were kids,
they'd have on TV like with that like Scary Eye,
like learn about the Bermuda Triangle.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Stonehead, He's like, so spooky.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Have you ever been to Bermuda? It's fun. Yeah, you
don't come back. Yeah, the whole the whole island is
twenty miles from end to end, so you can you
can check out the entire and it's cool because they
ran a lot of like little Vespa moped kind of thing. Yeah,
and it's like super British. So you have to drive fresh,
so you got to drive.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
On the other side of the road and the wrong side.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah. Horseshoe Bay is nice. I would love to go,
and it is.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
They tell you when you're there there are no native
Bermudans like it literally was allized by the British.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
They didn't have to kick anybody out. Oh, was just
in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Also, they're like hardcore about drugs. You get caught with
drugs automatic ten years Yeah everything wow too ye.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Keep it straight edge Over in India, this guy he
was arrested. He was running a fake international embassy. He
claimed that he represented exotic countries like Suborga and West Arctica,
and he pulled it off by making credentials. He offered
people fake jobs overseas, even drove around in cars with
fake diplomatic plates lucky please say. He even had a

(12:08):
photoshopped himself into pictures with world leaders and he created
fake seals from thirty plus countries and he's in prison.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
People like we say, people work really hard not to work. Yeah, now, again,
this is India. Can you imagine India prison? Oh my god, Yeah, yeah,
go to India. It's just India and now imagine India.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Prison, India punishments.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh my god. I just remember the story. You know
Robin Quivers, who is Howard Stern's sidekick. Yeah, she's you know,
she's a pretty ambitious traveler. She goes to a lot
of different places and likes to go kind of off
the grid or whatever. So she's not afraid of like,
you know, roughing it or whatever. Anyway, not that she
was playing the rough in India, but she got off
the plane in India and she was there for how long? Gina,

(12:53):
do you remember like like walked out the walked out
the door the airport. Yeah, and then got right back
on the plane. Nope, going home. Hot people are pooping
in the streets. Yeah, there's a billion.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I mean, there's such a divide. It's either you have
money or you don't. There there's hell.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
No phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us your text check in over to
two to nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break.
All right, welcome back everybody today in history for you Minace.
All right, I love that. August twenty seventh, nineteen fifty five,

(13:32):
Guinness Book of World Records first published and sold more
than seventy million copies, more than any other book but
the Bible.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, the book itself is a record, so weird. In
nineteen fifty five is when the first Guinness Book of
World Records was published.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
So you ever get that little booklet on books you
could buy when you were in elementary Yeah, the book
fair uh yeah, yeah, the ones. And they also sold posters,
So all I ever wanted was guests, the Book of
World Records, and posters, and that was it. And I
got a bon Jovi post guns secretly game.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
One of the Garfield books. I always had Garfield books
in there. Yeah, and then they always had every year
like a tops baseball card book, so it wasn't it
wasn't the baseball cards themselves, but like if you flip
through the book, you could see every baseball card from that, right.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I remember I.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Got the Guinness Book because I just like, you love that,
and one called inventions no One Mentions, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Look o self twirling spaghetti fork, and I thought these
were the greatest things.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, I'm saying, yeah, hella cool, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Let's get some stuff happening in the world of entertain
We'll have your birthday's your porn of birthday coming up?
But menas, what do you got for us?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Well, it looks like Madison Beard, the pop singer, is
dating Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert Greg.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's like, kind of not miffed, but what's the what's
the world? The whole thing bothers me that when it
comes to people who are well known singers, athletes, celebrities,
movie stars, whatever are they dating? Are they dating? And
then they wait and wait and wait and wait, and
then they confirmed like Instagram official like Timothy Shalomey and
Kylie Jenner or whoever, And they get asked about it directly, Hey,

(15:09):
are you guys an item? Well we're not saying, but
we were spotted leaving a friend's house from a restaurant,
maybe the artist like hanging out. Just say well, then
say no, we're not dating, or yeah, we're dating. Why
do they have to play game?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
But don't you go on like multiple dates with somebody
even it's an official title, it's too early.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
But then just say, well, we're going on dates what's
the secret. I don't disagree with that point, you know,
it's just it bothers me. It's a pet peeve kind
of like when they complain about getting their photo taken,
then you're in the wrong business. And if you're dating
and somebody asked, are you guys dating, what's the harmon going? Yeah?
We are. Chick has a killer wreck.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Oh yeah, Well she's very well known in the music,
pop world, TikTok world, all that kind of stuff from
a feminist though.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, it's body positivity, thank you, Greg.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is she like the new Megan Fox? She kind of
looks like Megan Fox.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
She's been around of the I don't know, entertainment scene
for about ten years now.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, does she look like Megan Fox.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
I don't know if she's the new Megan Fox. I
don't know much acting that she does.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Facially, all right. Uh.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Staying in the football world now, it doesn't seem like
people are getting too upset that this Colin Kaepernick documentary
got shelved on ESPN. They keep on trying to make
it into a thing, but I don't really see like
getting attraction where people are getting super upset.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
More Colin Kaepernick. I meanoint I forgot about years ago. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I apparently it got shelved because you know, new ESPN
deal that happened and the app coming out. I don't know,
did I get the official word? Are you getting the
app for sure?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
For sure?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
What? He?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Like you're gonna get the new the new app that
has everything on it apparently?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Uh for ESPN Yeah yeah, when it comes out. Yeah,
because I want you have to have to see just
what the NFL. To see all the games, you have
to have like four different things. That's annoying, you know
because some of them are Sunday Night Football, right, but
that's just on regular TV. But then there's the Amazon games,
right and then uh, I know, like with hockey sometimes

(17:17):
they have some games that are just on ESPN Plus.
Oh yeah yeah last season. I'm not sure if that
changed for the season or not. But it's like you
have to have these all these different Netflix was running
you know, football games, remember the Christmas game last year?
Netflix had that. So like if you didn't have Netflix,
got sign up for Netflix? Complicated, I know.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
And even with WWE, it's still broken up into like
three different streamers.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
All right, Taylor Swift has a world record. Speaking of
world records, she has the most downloads of a single
episode on the New Heights podcast, with a record breaking
three hundred million audio downloads in less than two weeks.
Uh did anybody listen?

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, all right, but I did.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I brought this up because I did look at the
YouTube version of it, and the YouTube version has twenty million.
Now we'll catch up to the Shannon Sharp Cat Williams interview,
which has ninety million on YouTube. So ninety million within
a year with the Cat Williams Shannon Sharp, or is
this thing with Taylor Swift just gonna sit there at

(18:19):
twenty million? See, it's sitting there because I mean, she's
not the number one. They're seemed like nice people, but
they're not that interesting in long form conversations.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, she's got a new album out. Okay, great, I
know what he did. That's what I needed to know.
Yeah right, that's that's the only piece of information that
would have been right, Like, what's the point of going
there now?

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Cat Williams is a great conversationalist and very funny. No
offense to Taylor Swift and the Kelsey's. They are not Also,
people keep.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
On citing the Cat Williams interview like today for the
right things that are happening, Like he was predicting.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I have so much stuff on something that was just
on regular TV, which I'm very rarely on regular TV now,
But it was this whole thing about these bot farms
and how they basically took that remember Gangdam style sy right,
and like nobody really cared about that, but these bot
farms drove it to you know, a million views, and

(19:10):
then once they got a million, then people are like,
oh my god, this thing is a million. People are
really into this, and so like then people really started
rolling with it and going like, oh, people started playing
it whatever because they thought all these other people were
really into and that just amped up these bot farmers
even more. They're like, oh, and they got it to
ten million views and then got it to was it
the mollion at one point is the most viewed. And

(19:32):
so they're just talking about how like when you're on
social media, the people that you're going back and forth
with aren't people for the most part, they're not like
a figure of what percentage they said, are not even
like the people commenting.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Their auto responses.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, auto responses are different. Things are just to just
to get things all ramped up. So the stuff in
clipping that happens in social media, So what you think
is popular is not even really popular. Yeah, and then
people just roll with it because they think it's popular.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I want to see whatever he's talking about. Why are
you talking about that?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
So it's all b yeah, all of it. That is
a pretty big difference. Three hundred million downloads audio wise
versus a visual of twenty million.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yeah, plus all of those downloads are automatic. I mean
that's another thing podcasts is that they count well. That
recently changed with a couple of big providers sound they
say it's not automackdown plays because ad agencies were like.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know, like how how can you tell like what
people are really into or what they're not. Like now
AI video and audio and like what's real what's not?
It's only getting more difficult. Yeah, it's rutal, all right.
Little nas X did go on to social media and
he said he did have a terrifying four days being
in jail, but kind of laughed things off and said
he was going to be Okay, I would be laughing

(20:46):
on social media if I had four felonies like if
you have something going on, stay offline. Yep, stay offline.
Say do you have the specific quote meatheruremnis No. I
got to hear a little saying your girl is going
to be okay. Girl is going to be all right,

(21:07):
She's going to be all right. Shoot other word, you go, girlfriend,
girl is going to be alright. Oh, good for her. Well,
our best to little nas X. Yeah you go, girl, one,
you go girlfriend. Time for the birthdays show. Shiver Bay,
We're gonna this shivery. We're gonna sit thea. She was like,

(21:27):
it's shivery and you know you don't do.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
All right.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
We'll start with the celebrities. Aaron Paul, Jesse Pinkman on
Breaking Back forty six years old. Today. Our friend Bobo
from Cypress Hill is fifty seven. Actress Sarah Chalk the
new Becky on Roseanne wanted to play doctor Elliott Reid
on Scrubs. She's forty nine. Actress Chandra Wilson, who played
doctor Miranda Bailey or plays doctor Miranda Bailey. She's still

(21:53):
on Gray's Anatomy fifty six years old. Today. The dog
Whisper Caesar Milan is fifty six. Old school w w
wrestler Sergeant Slaughter is seventy seven. Rapper now Preacher Ma
Mace is fifty. Tony Kanal the Basis from No Doubt,
who used to lay pipes to Gwen Stefani Lucky fifty five.

(22:14):
Actor Patrick J. Adams from Suits is forty four. Jimmy
Pop from The Bloodhound Gang is fifty three. Alex Pania
Vega Carmen and the Spy Kids Movies is thirty seven
and a fashion designer and film director Tom Ford is
sixty four years old. Today pick just got his glasses

(22:35):
your pornod birthday Today is isis Love? Oh kind of
a weird name, huh? And Today's birthday Girl. She's had
her back door smashed in more times than a house
in a bad neighborhood nine and sixty three fine films,
including This Vacuum Sucks and So Do I Nice?

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
She was in Blue Collar Boobs Volume one, also Deep
in Some Latin Cheeks Volume six, Lucky. She was in
Flight sixty nine, Oh right, finger licking soccer Lesbians. She
was also the star of Two Hose and One Bro
and h Who can forget her unforgettable role in butt
Stuff is Cool? Hell Yeah, playing and so yeah, I

(23:16):
keep it shit. Butt stuff is cool. That's isis love.
Who's forty five years old? Today? A metroporno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a little Wednesday. Look what's
happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
I know, I had a screenshot of it in my
head otherwise known as a memory, just before I did.
All these screenshots flashed before.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's the middle of the week. It's Wednesday. Yeah, it's
August twenty seventh, twenty twenty five. My name's Woody. That's
Greg Gory would we got Menace, we got Gina Graham,
Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open, Woodie.

(24:02):
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. You're gonna be calling this hour because
we're gonna playing a dumb ass contest. We're gonna do
the Craigslist price is right nice, give a chance to
win some stuff. And we start this hour with a
check in with Gina grad She's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
That's right, well, news broke yesterday that made white girls
rejoice in the streets. America's Princess Taylor Swift and her boyfriend,
chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey announced they are engaged.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Babe, dude, it was basic white bitch holiday and spice
lattes and the Taylor announcement national full nuclear the pictures. Yeah,
it was my entire feed yesterday. No, you never go
full retard, but so many people went full retard every
once in a while. Dude, here is this crazy girl

(24:53):
reacting to the Taylor Swift engagement. But there was a
number of these. There was this one guy and he
was going, I'm supposed to go back to work now,
how I just, I honestly don't understand how that's supposed
to happen. There was a dumb ass Tyler showed me
a video. There's a college professor. He called class off.

(25:14):
He's like, I can't concentrate. You can't concentrate. Class is dismissed.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Wait, are you legit about to play a girl, because
there's this other video that I saw on top of
the building.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Is that the one?

Speaker 4 (25:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, this girl's in her bedroom. She just woke up
and she's freaking out.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
You guys, there's some engage.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I know this is I recognize if my friend literally
woke me by sell me this, and I was so
happy And now I'm just like sobbing in tears because
what do you mean she's engaged?

Speaker 10 (25:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Like I know, this was like always the goal, right,
Like she hasn't been out here like writing.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Enchanted for like nobody, Like she hasn't.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Been writing fearless love story.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Like it's so crazy because she's always been for me.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
They're like all of the heartbreaks and like I almost
do and loss of my life and lest kiss and
like just I don't know, like I've been feeling really
hopeless about love.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Lately, as you should, oh God, like as you should
like that. You know what you just did right there?
You just made every dude run for the hills. Yeah
that's your daughter.

Speaker 8 (26:33):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh my god, you have her institutionalized And that's my daughter.
I'm kind of psyched because I'm like, well, don't got
to worry about boys.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
Yeah, that Taylors like found someone like this is like
such a big deal to me for like so many reasons.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I'm so happy for you, girl, Like I don't care
anybody who I know who sees this video or if
you don't, if you're gonnaink, I'm fucking crazy. Yeah, And
I don't care because you don't understand, like this means
a lot to me. I've been saying for a really
long time. I don't think I'm gonna meet the love
of my life until I'm like in my early thirties.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh No, And it's really hard.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's really hard to like know that I actually mean
that because I love people so hard, and you know,
Taylor Swift is like one of the only people who
are Her music has made me feel really seen and
understood in this life eating so to like see that
she found somebody that has made her feel like.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
She's gonna marry.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Them, what the fuck? So you know what? Congratulations miss congratulations,
mister Swift.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh I don't believe this right now. I'm literally I
couldn't believe this right now. I can't believe this right now.
My god, do you think Taylor Swift is like girl? Relax?
I don't think Taylor Swift thinks about these people.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
There was a few like, oh my god, this is
the best day of my life.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
And I go your life she's giving them all hope.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Apparently the video I saw was some guy screaming on
top of the Empire State Building about it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah cool, but I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
What did she mean, Like, if Taylor Swift could find love,
oh like a pretty thin Mega Ridge, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
If.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Boyfriends already?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
But dating this guy for two years because Taylor's been
writing stories about heartbreak for twenty years, that's what all
these girls have been relating to.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But now she has found the one, and so now
they are all hopeful that they will also find.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
And she say she hasn't been raining enchanted all this time, right, raining,
no writing writing enchanted?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
That writing is Yeah. I keeps seeing comments to like
this is gonna be her greatest era and so it's scary.
It is. It is scary, and this engagement has destroyed
my effort to mind to raise her. I know, yeah,
you're ready the next couple of years. I'm ready. She's fine.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
But okay, So, yeah, they got engaged like two weeks ago,
so they kept that under their hat for a while.
And least Summit, Missouri not far from my house, so
everybody's congratulating them, and uh, the most.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
This is her most famous post, twenty eight million likes
as a morning that's good God.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well, fans of Cracker Barrel can rejoice. The restaurant was
getting hate. Stocks were tanking after they made their big
announcement last week they were changing their logo.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
But now they've scrapped that decision.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
In a statement, they thanked everyone for sharing their voice
and said, we said we would listen, and we have.
Our new logo is going away and our old timer
will remain.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
For Halloweenah dude, right, this was totally on my radar.
I didn't realize that they politicized it. I thought it
was just all like, yeah, big time.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
They said. Oh, they said they were going woke and
they were getting rid of the guy, and it's it's
just dumb.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
It's corporate people doing corporate stuff for no reason.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Something to do what he said, they got rid of
the cracker and the barrel.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah, but I didn't see uh them politicized. I didn't stuff,
But I then I ended up hearing about it how
it got politicized.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Apparently like it. I mean, it's a it's a comfort thad.
That was the whole thing broken about it. The whole
brand is about comfort, right, comfort food, old timey. Yeah,
the kind of the feel of the place when you
walk in. You got the store and the whole that
was just like kind of down home folks seeing.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Well, this is the compromise because the logo is going back,
but the restaurant apparently still getting that remodel.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
That was the worst part to me, Like the logo
who cares? But it does look like a stupid middle
aged woman just got rid of all the fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Did you see the ceo? Oh?

Speaker 13 (30:49):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
What we're dealing with here? Wow? So stupid. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
When I saw the logo and then the new look,
I'm like, oh, they're just trying to make it more
modern and that's it.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Yeah, but it looks super just ba sick now, Yeah,
something special about it.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Cracker barrel want modern? No, I'm just saying I understand
what they were trying to go for. I didn't agree
with it.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, yep, Well let's try this again. The next Powerball
Lotto drawing is to night.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Sure I think so God, what a debacle that was.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And with the fries going unclaimed after Monday's drawing, grand
total is now eight hundred and fifteen million dollars. The
current jackpot now sits as the seventh largest in history
of Powerball, and if it goes unclaimed, it could jump
to over eight hundred and forty two million. Now keep
in mind that if you win and take the lump sum,
it'll only come out to three hundred and sixty eight million,

(31:39):
and that's before taxes. So thoughts and prayers to you
if you live in a heavily tax state and.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Win it all, yeah, you might not be able to strive.
I know, seriously, no better off than you are right now.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Pycheck to paycheck.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Well, be careful out there, snackheads. The snack brand Hostess
is doing some damage control recalling some ding Dongs because
they may have mold on them, the most delicious of
all the Hostess topics, like moldy dogs. Yeah, isn't that
where you get penicillin? I'm sure it's healthy. The recall
affects the two count single serving packs, ten count packs,

(32:12):
and sixteen count family packs with the best of or
best buy date from August thirtieth to September third, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So check. My favorite host is ding Dongs? All them wrong?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (32:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
My favorite are the cupcakes number one with a little
swirly yea even between the cupcakes chocolate and the orange.
I like the orange really yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
I do like a creamsicle flavor that's really good. And
then ho hoss are fantastic. Hose rules ding dongs are
like the hockey pucks, right yeah? Does anyone like the snowballs.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Or do we just like the calmet it's too bland? Yeah,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
The company says that no other products have been affected,
and they released a statement reassuring everyone that they follow
best practices to ensure the safety of their products, you know,
besides the mold right clearly. The US confirmed it's first
human case of a flesh eating parasite this week.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
The parasite is.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
A fly, and don't look it up, Greg, It's called
the New World screw worm, and it typically affects livestock.
But this one somehow got to and infected someone in
Maryland after they came back from El Salvador the pictures.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I thought this was a big thing going on in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Well, this guy's recovered and no further spread has been reported. Luckily,
health officials say the risk to the public is still
very low, but do not google it.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, I was reading a story about some guy in
New Orleans. He just went out fishing and you know,
he was, you know, hooking, baiting, doing the whole thing,
and just got like a little scratch on his hand.
And then within like forty eight hours he was like
barfing and feverish and all kinds of stuff. Go to
the hospital. They rush him into surgery because he started
getting these little black like spots and dots and stuff

(33:50):
like on his It was a flesh eating bacteria. And
they say it's happening more and more because of climate change.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Because the warming probably the stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
And it happens where the seawater meets fresh water, like
in that brackish yeah kind of water. And so he
ended up going in the surgery and he said the
last thing he remembers before they put him unders the
doctor saying, do I have your permission to do whatever
I need to do to save your life? That hands go, well,
it depends, man, because you see, like people who come

(34:22):
out of surgeries because they have to amputate legs and
their arms and stuff, like would you okay, that's a question,
So like you go into that like all right, tell
you what if you have to take one leg, yes,
if you take both legs, let me go. I would
have been there lying on the table saying, now that
Taylor Swift is engaged, let me die.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Yeah, okay, I got to ask you, as a big hiker,
why do you care about both your legs?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah? Why do you need those? Has that going to
do with my hiking obsession? That's why I'm curious. I
just don't want. I wouldn't want to go through life.
I see people, and I give him a lot of credit.
I saw some girl with no arms, no legs, yes,
going upstairs up some capitol building. Oh that I don't Yeah,
how you do? It was her and some other girl
in a wheelchair and they did this thing where she

(35:05):
basically like put her shoulder up on the top step
and then kind of rotated her body up for her
shoulder and did the whole thing. And it was you know,
you see a video of a woman with no arms
and she's combing her daughter's hair, Yeah, driving her to school? Now, Yeah,
like I did. Personally, personally, I wouldn't want to live
like that.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Well, if you have questions about ways you'd want to live,
Google Advance directive and fill it out and get it noised,
because that is how the hospital will know what to
do with you. Yeah, the Burning Man Festival lost one
of its most famous areas, the orgy Dome, you guys,
at least for this year. The dome was destroyed after
a windstorm came through the area just blew it apart.

(35:45):
Getting The people who set up the dome were bummed,
to say the least. They said they worked so hard
to erect their lovely space getting, but the winds undid
all that hard work.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Is it really an orgy dome?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
That's what happens here, that's my question. You hear that,
But I've never seen an orgy like some at some
point a picture what I have gotten?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Now, why haven't you gone to Burning Man?

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Because it always happens during the week we're working number
one and number two. It's paying the deed to get
to at number three. They are super locked down about media.
They hate hate outsiders. So I know Burners and this
is definitely going on. They had that or like there's
not enough women for an orgy. Ever, Oh no, there's
a ton of women, and so what to have orgies?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Have you seen the people that go to burning Man.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
That's not a problem. But they're an orgy. All you
need is a couple of chicks. Yeah, you know they're
having sex Minimum open and everybody's watching it, right. You
know why am I not seeing any photos of Minimum too?
If it's one chick, that's a gang bang. Yeah, you
have to at least two to be considered a quote
an orger? Do I have my thinking right there?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Okay? Yeah, I'm doing the math.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Because people respect the rules of the Plyer bro there's
a lot of tourists there.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah. They showed some picture of it on the news,
uh yesterday and Greg and I were looking at it
and just it looks miserable. It looks like the apocalypse.
It looks like Mad Max. It does does There's like
just some person riding a bike in this big open
any nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like miles and miles like to walk from one end
to the other and take you all day.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
And whoever decided to name it the ply As idiot, Yeah,
there's sea bass. I do know people that have stuff
on their phone, and I do agree like how has
this gone out?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
But I've.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, right to set the rules.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
What happens, what happens in the orgy dome, stays in
the orgy dome. That's it.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Well, let's talk about another orgy. A Delta flight turned
into a sexcapade in the sky on its way to Hawaii.
This when this couple on the flight tried to join
the Mile High Club, but not in the bathroom in
their economy seats. A passenger seated nearby narked out this
couple when he said he saw the woman giving him
a mouth party under a blanket, all in full view
of everyone on the plane.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, I was gonna say, how did they do the
Wile High Club? The seat like put she on top
or right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
The flight crew got word of what was going on,
made a call. That's when the plane landed safely.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
The cops and FBI were waiting at the gate for
that super sexy couple. No arrest made at the airport,
and it will be up to authorities on if they
want to press charges later or let them go with
a warning.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Embarrassing for who I thought you'd be Like Pearl, I
think it would be embarrassing you got the FBI waiting
for you because you just old somebody. I'd be pretty embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay, but what if the guy orled her who should
be embarrassed, then you high five the FBI.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I knew it as a guy who's kind of into
the whole exhibitionists very much like public sex kind of thing.
I'd still be embarrassed to be busted. Yeah, and you
would be pretty cool though, And you don't know it
could have been a female body inspector not the real FBI.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Is that part of the thrill?

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
The getting is very thrilling, absolutely, Like, are we gonna
get busted? Is somebody going to see us? It's great,
But on a plane.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
You're getting busted, there's someone sitting next to you, everybody
sees you.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, that's what's going on.

Speaker 14 (39:13):
Woody.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
All right, thank you, grad Yep, we'll take a break.
How about a dumbass contest next? How about that? How
about the Craigslist price is right? If you want to play,
you can go ahead and give us a call eight
seven seven forty four, Wooding. We'll get some people lined up.
I have all these things that are for sale on Craigslist.
I'll tell you all about it. Ask somebody here in
the studio to give me a bid on how much
they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. Then you,

(39:35):
as a contestant on the phone, just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist price what the person's charging. Is
it higher or lower than the bid that was given
here in the studio. And if you could do that correctly,
you will be the winner. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody call. Now we'll play next and we are ready

(40:02):
to give some stuff away. Let me clear my oh
have must the bandit? Hope you don't mind? Do you
talk to yourself on the way to work?

Speaker 10 (40:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Like no, all the time and still to un York City,
But like you just sat here and had a conversation
during commercials and songs and everything else, and it was fine.
And then the minute the microphone goes on, it's like
flem is attracted to microphones. That right, it is all right?
Eight seven seven forty four? What is the phone number?
We're playing today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest

(40:34):
is the Craiglist price is right? Craigslist price is right?
Where the game works. I have all these things that
are for sale on Craigslist. I'm going to uh tell
you all about it. I'm gonna ask somebody here in
the studio to give me a bit. How much do
they think this item is being sold for on Craigslist?
You on the phone just have to guess is the

(40:55):
actual Craigslist price higher or lower than that bid? And
if you could do that correct, you will be the winner.
All right? Eight seven seven four Wooding And let's go
to our first contestants. Say hi to Jessica. Good morning Jessica, Jessica.

(41:16):
Hold on, I got her on the wrong I got
hold on. I got you on the wrong I got
your on the wrong button. I got you on the
wrong button. There we go, Jessica. Now can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (41:24):
I can.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right, Jessica. Craig's price is right, Greg Gory, Yes,
that's how you started. Greg likes avocados and he likes
the pool. So what do you think he's going to
think about an inflatable avocado pool floats? I think that
would be So it looks like you're hanging out in
the pool on a big inflatable avocado, a brand new

(41:47):
Jason Well inflatable avocado pool float with pitt slash ball.
Oh cool. So you get to take the pit and
kind of like, yeah, the door in its original box.
Large size comes with a brown inflame do ball like
the pit of an avocado. I just like it fun
for both kids and adult. You're not kidding. The inflatable

(42:08):
can be inflated and deflated more than five times, much
faster than tradition. Oh, five times faster than traditional valves
does rapid double bed type valve. The hell that's the
selling point right there. But that's what it looks like.

Speaker 14 (42:21):
Greg, is it is so fun? And check out the
hot chick? Yeah, draked over it abdoptively. Now, Greg, what's
more appealing the hot chick or the avocado pool?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I mean, the only thing better than an avocado pool
float is a hot check crowd chick on an avocado
pool float, that's right. I mean, this is kind of
a trick question. I'd be willing to pay hundreds for this,
but I think they're going to be asking, uh, nineteen dollars.
Nineteen dollars, Jessica to think the actual Craigs's price is higher,
lower than nineteen dollars. I want to go with higher.

(42:54):
I think so too. Actual Craigslist price twenty five dollars. Wow,
barely Yeah, congratulations winner here on the Craigslist price is right.
Hang on one second, and thank you for listening to
the Woody Show. That's how it's done. Let's see Robbie, Robert, Hey,

(43:16):
good morning.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
How they're doing.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
We're doing great. Craigslist price is right, Sea Bass. This
is yours in seeing clown posse steering wheel cover. Hey,
get it close look ICP steering wheel cover never been used.
Not much more to say about it. If they don't
want a car. Took out the picture that say the

(43:41):
coolest Yeah, what do you think there's it's black with
a red hatchet man logo plastic obviously, again, Greg is
a good point. They often don't have cars. What are
they going to do with it? You know, it's a
shame is that this would not work with the cyber
truck because it has the have a yo yo, damn it.
This is gonna be Yeah. I will say, oh they're

(44:03):
selling it or we've probably got stolen eighteen dollars. Eighteen dollars,
All right, Robert, what do you think you think the
actual Craigslist price is higher lower than eighteen dollars.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
I would say higher.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Higher actual Craigslist price forty dollars. Yeah, all right, Well Robert,
congratulations winner on the Craigslist price is right, Hang on
one second, get all your information. Everybody, say hi to Carlos.
Good morning, Carlos, good morning, good morning, good morning. All right,

(44:40):
who hasn't gone yet? Gina? Look up for Gina. Okay, here,
this is good for you, Gina.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Clear quartz crystals for healing. Oh that's good. You like
all this crap and they work? Yeah, clear, it's Crystal's
mind in Arkansas. So you know they're good. These are
gorgeous and pictures do not do them justice. I have
more too, not all shown. These are for healing, meditation
and good energy or house to Cord Gregy. These are

(45:09):
not drugs or to be consumed in any manner. Don't
eat the card. I was hoping to smoke them, all right,
and now this is this is each Okay, Oh so
there's there's a picture. How big they are? It looks
like crackrock of little or big?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Hard to say?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Okay, well, not knowing what size it is, I'm gonna
say mine in Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Huh mind in Arkansas, Clear chords crystals, all the classy,
stuffy I'm.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Going to assume they're big. Let's say it's a big chunk.
I'm going to say forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Forty bucks, Carlos, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
It's a lower.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Actual Craigslist price ten dollars. Job, So many winners, Carlos. Congratulations,
Hang on one second. Appreciate you listening to show. Let's
see hi to Samantha. Good morning, Samantha, Good morning morning.
Let's go Sammy on Sammy here. Okay, all right, Samantha.

(46:11):
For sale on Craigslist is a vintage cheerhorn. Okayga, like
you'd see those old timy male cheerleaders.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Leaders.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah. It says this is an antique cheerleading megaphone and
good condition. It's twenty eight inches long by thirteen inches wide.
Uh see, there are no logos or markings other than
the blue color. It's a bit battered, but it's in
solid condition. Cash only. Please take a look. Oh that
is something.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
It looks like a dun's cap.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Okay, it's a little dirty. Yeah it did take the description.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Yeah, and they're expensive when they're new though. Yeah, vintage
is that too big for I'll say forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
That's why they would have the men do it right?
Then she find a man she just doesn't do. Yeah,
how much forty dollars? Forty dollars again? All right, Samantha.
Our Sammy says it's forty dollars. Do you think the
actual Craigs's price is higher lower than forty dollars.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
I'm gonna say lower lower.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Actual Craigs's price is twenty dollars. Another one? All day?
All right, Samantha, hang on one second, appreciate you, thank
you for listening to the Woodie Show. And uh, let's
go to one last contestant, Say hi to Miguel. Good morning, Miguel. Morning. Menace.

(47:31):
You haven't gone yet, right, I have not. You've been
so patient. I know I'm bad. All right? Menace likes
gift cards, love gift cards. So let's go with a
fifty dollars Target gift card. Okay, prices, it says, we'll
meet in person at Target store to verify, not over

(47:51):
the phone scammers. Oh good, yeah, cash and local pickup
only thinks it's all, it says, but legit. Hell do
you how much for a fifty dollars Target gift card? Shopping?
Say forty dollars? Go to the customer service desk. Guy
going go, can you tell me how much is on
this said they were with you? How much forty bucks?

(48:11):
Forty bucks for a fifty dollars target gift card. Miguel,
do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Lower?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Lower? Actual Craigslist price forty five dollars go to all
that effort. Sorry about that, my friend, But thank you
so much for listening to Woody Show and appreciate everybody
listening and playing along with the Craigslist prices here the
Woody Show. Well, I got a couple of stories here.

(48:45):
This guy hit up a local cafe, ordered a sandwich.
Everything was going well until he asked the cafe for
some mayonnaise and they had to tell him. Man, man, sorry,
we ran out. I would leave. That's what he did.
Guy got up, talked to, uh, you know, another person
there confirmed no mayo. Walked over to another waiter, told

(49:08):
him the same thing. Sorry man, no mayo. Did he
think they were lying? So thoroughly pissed, he storms off,
Not the end of it, because no, no.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
He came back.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
He asked one more time about the goddamn mayo uh huh.
And when they were still out of it, he poured
a bottle of gasoline all over the counter and set
the place on fire. Oh, totally normal, totally healthy. Silver
lining is that he burned the crap out of his
hand in the process. He was arrested in charge with arson.
I mean, I get it though, Like dude, I had

(49:41):
a Mayo. Just go to the store and buy something
sandwich without mayo not yet edible. Also take it in
your own hands like I do all the time. Just
door dash it to the restaurant. I did that with
well Coke Cola where the machine was broken. Sority, we
don't have any coke, only sprite and go. You know what,
I can fix that for you, and I just had
to send to the restaurant. There's a bit for us.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
We gotta let's break open his door dash account because
he docks.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
I don't do a DoorDash that alcohol to that wedding
because the line was too long.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Well not over, but people are freaking out. YouTube TV
and Fox I guess have until five o'clock to make
a deal. Oh no, It's a huge opening weekend for
college football for people who subscribe to YouTube TV you
could be missing out because there's been you know, one
of those disputes where you know they have this, you know,
whatever the agreement is, the contract between the two and

(50:38):
so you know Texas and Ohio State are gonna be playing.
But if a deal is not reached by five pm today,
YouTube TV subscribers will lose access to channels like Fox
Broadcast Network, FS one and Big ten Network. Are we
gonna fall for this again?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Because how many times has that actually happened, happened where
the channels go?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Ah, well, it does temporarily, but this is a bad
time for it to happen because everybody's all juiced up
for football. They want it. Yeah, and this is I
mean beginning of NFL season, beginning of college football, and
Fox is one of the networks that you need at
least you've been to the last minute to figure it
all out. But I mean, who loses here?

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Obviously YouTube wants it right, yeah, and then you know
Fox is pretty much in control. But also they'll lose
out all those viewers if they don't, so I mean,
who really has the upper hand?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I like it when the local stations they'll post something
online going make sure you call your cable provider, satellite provider,
and you tell them that you want X YI whatever
whatever whatever it is, like, like anybody really cares unless
it's unless it's something like this where you're gonna be
missing out on the Texas Ohio state game. Right. Yeah?

(51:51):
How do those meetings play out? Though?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Do they sit at a desk and they go back
and forth and to say I want this and I
want that, and they go no, no happen and then
they stare at each other.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I mean, I guess so eight seven seven four, Woodie,
you can text us over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna come back for the break. We've got some
food news coming up, yes, and Morgan is gonna do
something to celebrate the return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte,
which just hit Starbucks. HiT's back Pumpkin Spice season. Is

(52:23):
hear you guys? A find like we had mentioned? Man,
yesterday was quite the day from Basic White Bitches everywhere
between the Pumpkin Spice lattes coming back, I'm Starbucks new
Fall menu, and the Taylor Swift engagement. God. Anyway, that's
all coming up next on The Woody Show. Hang on
the Woody show Man. It's another new hour insensitivity trading

(52:48):
for a politically correct world. Greg manag G got Sea
Mass Sam is here. We got Morgan, she's here. Films
are open eight seven. You guys had us a text
ever to two to nine eight seven, got some will
you show food News here for you a second? Also,
we're not telling you exactly how, but Morgan here this

(53:11):
hour honoring the return because I know she's super excited
about it. I am being the basic white bitch that
she is. Yeah, super excited about the return of the
Pumpkins spice lattes at Starbucks. So I actually can't even
countdown going. How is she going to show her respect? Yeah,
commemorate the day. That's right anyway, So those are back,
but that's coming up later on this hour before we

(53:32):
get in the Food News food pro tip Yeah, uh Jindigrad.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I found this girl on on Instagram and she has
a pretty amazing, fairly unethical hack to get really great
customer service at I would say this would work at
any fast food place, but she picked Taco Bell.

Speaker 15 (53:51):
Okay, all Taco Bell and told them I was the
manager from store number two one, seven three, and I
warned them that a secret shopper was coming in in
about fifteen minutes and that they were going to order
two tacos with sour cream, a BP five Laer burrito,
and a crunch Trap Supreme, which was my exact order.
And let me tell you, when I showed up, they
were so nice. It was the best taco bell experience

(54:11):
I've ever had. They even threw it an extra taco.
So follow me for more life hawks.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Terrible. I could see where it would work, Like you're
not stealing anything, they're just nicer. That's that's not a
terrible idea. Yeah, there was. There was a thing that
I heard about how to get more at Chick fil a,
chick Flake Chipotle for less. You order the soft tacos,
but with the tortilla on the side, So you put

(54:40):
all this stuff in a bowl. And because they're putting
in the ball, they're putting the amount that they would
put in a bowl instead of the amount they would
have for a taco. But you're paying the taco the
soft taco price. That makes sense. I remember, Okay, with
the tortilla on the side of taco, a soft taco,
but I want the tortilla on this be too embarrassed

(55:01):
to order that. Yeah. So, and then what's crazy is
that there are people because the people at chipol they
are onto it, right, yeah, yeah, and so when and
there's people in the line who are videotaping the show
because they're like, hey watch, I'm gonna I'm gonna show
you how this hack works. Right, and when they don't
get a lot of protein or a lot of the
other stuff, that go uh uh uh uh uh. You

(55:22):
need to do more than that. They go, you ordered
soft tacos. That's how much comes into soft taco nice
and the people are getting belligerent with the employee. No,
those are unlimited. You need to put blah blah blah blah.
You're creating this whole big thing as you're trying to
scam the place that you're at, so entitled mess up
their social media video. That's why if you get away

(55:44):
with it, yeah, good for you.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Keep it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
You used to get in trouble at a Mexican restaurant
because my girlfriends are going there and order Margarita's with
ice on the side, because you get like double margarita, Like,
come on.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
There was something else about the Starbucks where the whatever
the big size is I forget what they call their sizes.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
You think it would be ground, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Whatever the biggest one is, and then the next biggest one.

Speaker 15 (56:13):
Is not.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
It's not true. It can't be real.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
It's not where they pour a small one into the ventee.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
And it fills that with McDonald's cups too well, because
what they do for the one, it's just the liquid.
There's no ice. It's the same amount of actual drink
with the ice. In the bigger ones it ends up
being it ends up being the same amount, so that
that makes sense because the ice is obviously taking up
the space, and you pour the same amount of liquid

(56:41):
that had no ice. In the smaller they took out
the ice. It's the same amount of actual drink.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
And this is from memory.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
So I could be wrong, but wasn't that with Maybe
McDonald's were like the small is like a fatter, wider
cup and the medium is a taller.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I would never know, because I would never order a
small fountain drink. They had that special like ninety nine
cents for any size. Who gets the small I'm not getting.

Speaker 13 (57:10):
Let me get a dltpet.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
You know that that was all right? So we got
some food news. Burger King is bringing back their iconic cinnamonies. Yeah,
so those are back limited run and uh their soft
buttery cinnamon sugar rolls greg sound with a side of
sweet icing for dipping. They coming to four pack. Yeah,

(57:38):
I've never had one of them. I've had this weird thing. No, yeah,
yeah them is good.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Yeah, it's pretty good. I've had this weird thing lately
that I like having French fries and ice coffee together.
And the other day I went to Carl jrse or
Hearty's where whatever it is in your area, and I
got French fries, but they didn't have ice coffee. So
I drove across the streets to the Burger King and
I got the ice coffee, quite delicious and together.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Iconic iconic diabolog words. If you all stop using them,
would make my life. Yeah yeah all right. Oohood news. Uh,
the fan favorite never ending pasta Bowl coming back to
Olive Garden. You guys, that iconic fact. It's back now
offers unlimited pasta, soup or salad, and breadsticks for thirteen
dollars and ninety nine cents. You can add a crispy

(58:25):
chicken fret of sausage or meatballs. I'm sorry, chicken frieda
like chickend like sausage or meatballs for an additional for
ninety nine. Okay, so it's it's good until November sixteenth
and never ending. Pasta ball back at Olive Garden and News,

(58:47):
Olive Garden fans are celebrating. I read that word for
word from the article here. After they just found out
that you can now order some of their soups by
the gallon. Okay, yeah, I had a party. The trick
is that you have to order it through the catering menu. Mean,
you can't sit the restaurant and just eat a gallon
of their soup, but you can, you know, take it home.
Try a sea bass. So they got the chicken and Yankee,
they got the pasta fagol Oh yeah, the Ministranie, the

(59:10):
Super Tuscana. Yeah, and uh yeah, it's cheaper if you
order it in bulk, obviously, because it's like, you know,
twelve bucks inside the restaurant about two fifty per serving
if you get it by the gallon.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
When we were little, my mom used to buy the
dressing because they had those fancy glass like dressing bottles.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
My always bought the olive Garden. Have you ever done that?

Speaker 6 (59:30):
I feel like that would be the fattest thing. Like
KFC has that where you can get soft drink in
the big bag. Seven eleven has those like gallon bags it.
That's that's so like seven eleven has that. Seven eleven
has it, KFC has it where it's a bag of
like frosting or frosting soft drink, lemonade or tea or whatever.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Yeah, huh, I seen. I just remember seeing like at
certain comedience stores they would have Remember before everybody had Stanley's.
Remember I had those big plastic kind of coffee mug
they watch so Stanley's could run super big gulps. Yeah,
but this thing was like massive.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I remember it was as wide as a dog bowl
and as tall as like a super big gulp and
it had a big plastic handle on the side, and
people were filling these things up with like orange soda,
whatever soft drink that they would get. And this is
why we have problems on massive. And I don't even

(01:00:25):
know how much they charged for the for the big
giant plastic mug thing, but it was like one of
those thermal mugs that would keep it cold. I'll bring
in a bag of drinks. Sometimes Pizza has introduced a
new personal pizza deal for five bucks with the new
Crafted Flats pizzas f l A t z Z. They're

(01:00:46):
described as adults with two z's only, and they feature
a lighter hand stretched crust and more toppings in five
different varieties like Nashville Hot Chicken, Chicken, Bacon Ranch, the Ultimate,
also three cheese and Pepperoni Pepperoni duo. All right. They're
available for five dollars before five pm and after five pm,

(01:01:09):
just a small additional charge of participating Pizza Hut locations
Nation Why and Taco Bell. We're just talking about Taco Bet.
They're bringing back their fan favorite cheese street Chalupa. Oh
it's good, is it? Yeah? So it features a Casa
Lupa inspired shells that's authentic Mexican. There's stuff with the

(01:01:36):
melted pepper jack and mazzarella, cheese, grilled marinade, steak, onion
Cilancho blend, along with a Gelapano ranch sauce.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
They're crispy and fluffy. They're not authentic to anything, but
guess what they're better than authentic.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
The cantina cheese street chalupa that's a slow roasted chicken
onion cilantro blend helopinia ranch sauce, and then two Casa
lupa inspired melted pepper jack and mozzarella shells. Yeah it's
that fluffy, poofed up chilupa style thing. Yeah, it's like
exactly yeah codd with a deep fried cheese on the outside,

(01:02:15):
and then there's like another tortilla on that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
It's it's melting your mouth away. Oh yeah, not food news,
but involves food talk about getting your veggies in. Doctors
left both shocked and amused when a twenty one year
old woman showed up at the hospital with severe pain
and spasms, which are found to be thanks to the
king sized cucumber that she and her boyfriend had gotten
stuck in her vagina during what she described as a

(01:02:40):
night of quote extreme love making. Yeah, well, you gotta
get those veggies in, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
They tried to get it out themselves, no luck, so
they went to the hospital with the real mystery here
is that the cucumber appeared to have bite marks. That's
not a mystery. The couple chose not to explain and
just quietly slipped it out of the hospital. You could
ferret that out. The real myty is badge. Well, I
mean you know that. I like, but what were you
trying to? Yes, eat it first? No, not first during during,

(01:03:08):
during figure out? Yeah. Gross. Not the only cucumber news.
There's another one out of Columbia with his forty year
old dude. He showed up with a cucumber that was
lodged up his butthole. You just died at that point, right, yeah,
you just like say, like, you know what, I'm dying tonight. Okay,
what did you get for an excuse? Guesses tripped and

(01:03:28):
fell in the kitchen, yeah, s or making a salad salad.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah, yeah, it launched out, or he was attacked and
somebody tripped and fell attacked and the other guesses.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
There couldn't be any others planted and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
It grew too fast. Sea masses the closest. So he
said that it must have grown from a seed, since
he eats a lot of cucumbers. I didn't think that
was possible. He's thinking agriculture, old miracle, what's the old
you know?

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
You know? And wife.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
At that point, this medical staff knows exactly what you did. Meanwhile,
people can't like get a garden growing even when they're trying.
This guy's got one, you know, growing up his butthole.
Yeah that's good. Yeah, doctor saying you're a medical miracle. Sir,
this is incredible eight seven four Woodie, if you'd like
to call in text us over to two two nine
eight seven. Oh my god, retart alert six two six

(01:04:27):
What is gilapano?

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
That's me being silly saying jalapeno. Well, now we all know.
Thank you for your next send yours over to two
two nine eighty seven. So Morgan up next she is
going to uh honor the return of the pumpkin spice
latte in the very unique way. Yes, and that is
next after the break here in The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
The show right back.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
So the pumpkin spice lattes are back at Starbucks Pumpkin
Spice season. I'm seeing everything pumpkin spice. Every year seems
to be more and more things. I just wonder, is
there really this much of a demand for pumpkin spice exactly?
I mean, SeaBASS, you're always big into dig it into
the Google analytics stuff. You had to see like spice

(01:05:18):
like like as a kid. It was never like, oh
pumpkin spicy heard it didn't exist. Yeah, It wasn't until
I saw the cheerios in the grocery store the other day. Yes,
there's that. There's pumpkin spice. Everything makes yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Yeah. Anyway, So to honor, if you will, pumpkin spice season,
when we had our meeting that we have every week
to determine, like, hey, what should we do? What's coming
up on the show, and uh, Morgan says, hey guys, no, actually,
hey y'all. So yeah, because hey, y'all, you know I
like them a buck. Yeah, so pumpkin spice lattes are

(01:05:53):
coming back, and what if I butt chug a pumpkins
a pumpkin spice latte.

Speaker 12 (01:05:59):
We all had so much fun on Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Woman, that's true. It was awesome. Menace and Morgan back
on Saint Patrick's Day butt chugged a beer. Yeah we
had heard about people doing that. Yeah, got a good buzz,
but I never knew anybody who actually did it. Morgan
definitely enjoyed it.

Speaker 12 (01:06:21):
In a weird way. It's not like I got drunk
because it didn't stay inside of me right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
She has said that a few different times about how
I kind of liked it. It was very fresh.

Speaker 12 (01:06:31):
Yeah, God forbid, I'd be honest about how I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
It's arousing.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I will say this though, I don't know if
I lubed enough when I did it, because I think
I scratched scratch the rings.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
A little bit. It It took it took a minute.
I just thought of that and I said, oh crap,
we don't have any lube.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Well, thankfully, my my cabinet of dildo's I did have
a little single served loob package is exactly like the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Ones they gave me back when I was a sperm
done ring.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
That's think about that when it expired.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Actually, no, it doesn't expire next year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
It does break down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
That's really.

Speaker 12 (01:07:07):
I don't remember using lube the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
I brush you fast and then you just spit on it,
do whatever you normally do. We did get this is
a fresh one fresh enema, and we used the pump
style animas on account of just logistics. If she do
a handstanding here, yeah, right, So we have the pumpkin
spice Lotte that we haven't got from Starbucks a lot.

(01:07:29):
It's official and.

Speaker 12 (01:07:30):
Shout out to Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
I requested dairy free milk, and she did that for me,
because apparently that matters for this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
If you.

Speaker 12 (01:07:38):
Consume it in my mouth, why would I do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It up the but you usually if you consume dairy,
it gets blown out your butt. You can't tolerate that.
It's gonna get blown up your butt. A lot of
very a little bit different. Are you. Are you normally
a coffee drinker or not? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Yeah, which I was going to skip my coffee this morning,
but I went ahead and went with it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
She is doing this in the studio, but we do
have a pot up tent like you would use camping
if you're going to go take a deuce or whatever.
But we can see go ahead and get Okay, yeah,
go ahead and.

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
Get I just wanted to be clear last night when
I did her, I didn't think about what you're doing
the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
So I had like a big.

Speaker 12 (01:08:15):
Bowl of Brussels sprouts, like, yeah, I'll stop talking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Coffee.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Ana are a thing. Coffee and doctors might argue on
the effectiveness, but they do exist.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Not said what what in the butt? I said what
what in the but I said a little trouble getting
into the.

Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
Trick.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Okay, Yeah, she's in the tent and her face is
poking through the whole. Yeah, we can see her clear
as day.

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
It's a great hype for me. Actually, yeah, should I
go ahead drop trow?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yeah? Why not? Go ahead? What's the official name of
this tent? People want to pick up their own?

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Like yeah, pop like privacy tents, changing camp. Sammy's got loose,
give her the loose, Sammy, do you any help?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
You need salmon to come in there?

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
And wanted to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Put the lube. Let me let me, let me let
me explain. So it's the bottle that has the the
the endimate bottle has the the pumpkin spice latte in it,
and then there's a and then there's a hose like
a tube that goes from the bottle to what looks
like a very thin dildo rib and she just and

(01:09:27):
she just puts some lube on on top of it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Now, teamwork, you might need to pass it through the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
The whole thing should be in the in the Yeah. Anyway,
there's a pump on top of the bottle so that
she can pump it and then get that to uh,
you know, start start the pumpkin spice flow into her
back door. Now it is warm that it was originally
iced hot. It was hot, Okay, now it's room because

(01:09:56):
we we we bought it and it's been sitting out
for a while, just year in the studio. And so yeah,
that was one of the questions on the text, is
that iceed or warm?

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
There were not animal so weird standing here with my
pants down looking at it all. I feel like I'm
in a nightmare and you have nothing on. My pants
are around my ankles.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Pants are on her angled. Now what the okay? You
still you still have the h unless you shine a
like from inside you could you could?

Speaker 12 (01:10:24):
Am I ready?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Yeah, whenever you're ready? So she has Are you ready?
She has the inserting and in her in her hand.
All right, So you's gonna roll our sleeves up. It's
probably a good idea, a right, okay, and it goes.

Speaker 12 (01:10:38):
I remember the tube being longer last time.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
Really, Oh, okay, hold on, it's gonna take a second.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Don't look for a second. Look research on why it's
beaded like the tube? Would it be bumpy like? Is
it in your butt? Maybe almost?

Speaker 12 (01:10:56):
It's a little more painful than I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Maybe to tell you how many are in so you
know how far?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
How far did you put it in there?

Speaker 12 (01:11:03):
Maybe too far? Okay, I'm in, Okay, I'm ready to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Put all right, can see the Brussels sprouts out? All right,
son the.

Speaker 12 (01:11:14):
First okay, alright, I'm in enough where I don't have
to hold it. Okay, that too deep?

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Yeah, show us about your hands, so funny. Alright. Morgan
is chugging a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. Here we go
and started the pump. Is it flowing? It's kind of
coming out pump faster? Okay, I feel it now already.

Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
Yeah, this this is better than the beer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Why not busy? Not carbonated?

Speaker 12 (01:11:50):
Not carbonated? Delightful?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
How many pumps?

Speaker 12 (01:11:54):
I'm making a mess?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
What's it taste like?

Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
Delicious? Is this regular pso?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah, she's got it like she's hiding. She's holding it
too high. It might be easier, yeah, oh smart?

Speaker 12 (01:12:09):
Okay, all right, okay, this is a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah, okay. Wow, is there like a bucket in there
or something like that, like if she like a tarp explodes?

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:12:20):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Is it from the from the bottle or from your
back door?

Speaker 12 (01:12:24):
From the back door.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Keep checking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
You can just pick up the pump and take it
to the bathroom.

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
You know what this makes me want to do? Put
on some boots and a sweater, like, yeah, I'm about
halfway done.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
So halfway done? Do you feel each individual pump or
is it absolutely really? What's the size pumpkin? Spice lot?
What what's that size cup? Yeah? I don't speak Starbucks?

Speaker 12 (01:12:55):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
And then how much caffeine is in a Grande ps
a lot? Because I'm getting a jittery.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Yeah, but if that sas I think, so, oh, you're
gonna be wide.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
I won't be able to sleep because since you're doing
it that way, it gets absorbed right to your blood.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah, that's what the professionals doing this way.

Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
I mean, yeah, I do see girls on Instagram a
lot doing coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Are you am now?

Speaker 12 (01:13:16):
Kinda?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I feel wake like my.

Speaker 12 (01:13:17):
Heart's kind of beaten fast because.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Tearing it in maybe because you know, naked in the studio. Wow, I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:13:25):
Like a quarter. Oh no, I'm doing the whole thing.

Speaker 10 (01:13:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah, that has two shots of it espresso, one hundred
and fifty milligrams of caffee. That's two cups of coffee.
But again but again taken directly, she don't have a
hard time.

Speaker 12 (01:13:38):
Yeah, am I?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
I hope you just want to.

Speaker 12 (01:13:40):
I feel like there's nowhere else for it to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Get right, all right, blockage. Well, the fun part, and
Sammy'd be sure to follow her is the race to
the bathroom. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 12 (01:13:51):
I'm going to finish strong.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I'm so hard. I'm at guys, like I remember, she
got like a whole can of beer up there, no
time at all, basically shotgun. She kind of shotgun looks disgusting.
Can you smell something, Samon, You're kind of like waving
like you can smell something. She's good, okay, all right,

(01:14:15):
she buck shogged the entire pumpkin spice lots in.

Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
Nice work, happy fall y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Now, this could be a bad idea, so I'm not
saying we should do it, But what if for like
every minute she holds it she gets one hundred dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
Love it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Okay if but I gotta But what if she can't
hold it? Then where does it go onto the darp?

Speaker 12 (01:14:34):
I guess I'm kind of scared to take it out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Oh it's not out yet. It's like a plug. Yeah,
Oh yeah, you're gonna have to like kind of clench
its you pulled out right.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
I mean yeah, it's like what's it called when you
get himpailed with something and the doctor says leave it,
leave it in.

Speaker 12 (01:14:48):
Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Speaking that you enjoy it so much? Would you?

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
I know, somebody go get a trash, Samy, go get
it like a not a big tall trash. Can get
like one of the smaller one. Yeah, it was one
of coming already beautiful all right, handed to Greg, but
trash Greg. Yeah, there you go. It's already Greg, like
there was a bug. I didn't want to peak. It's okay, Yeah,

(01:15:14):
that's okay. You could do what you want. Girl, you
like it so much. Would you ever do this at home?

Speaker 12 (01:15:20):
An actual animal like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
What you just did. I love that she's holding that
super close to her face. Yeah, something was just in
your buy.

Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
Probably not. It seems like a mess and a lot
of works, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
Yeah, but maybe back in my days when I was
doing cocaine and stuff, Yeah, I was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Ye did you ever do a coffee and that seems
like something you would have done? Done that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
No, never done anything like that, Gina. You love it,
but I also like super like like twitchy like I
think it would freak me out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
I'll do it. I mean, Morgan's showed me that it
can be done, right, and you're holding it. Yeah, you're
holding it all yeah, all right, Well give it up
for Morgan, everybody. Yeah, in honor of the pumpkin spice latte.
Now back at Starbucks, she has, uh successfully butt chugged
a pumpkin spice latte. Sell me why you're buying it?

(01:16:14):
Tell him this, It's what's up with what's going down
in so Cow sports? Were Jeff g all right, So
Jeff G is off in Italy bringing his son to college.
His son's going to college in Italy. So he's off
this week. That would rule, but we'll look forward to
his return. But the meantime, filling in on the LA Sports,

(01:16:35):
the SoCal Sports, we got dumbass Tyler.

Speaker 13 (01:16:37):
Good morning, everybody. The Dodgers were trying to keep their
one game lead on San Diego, and with that in mind,
they locked in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
And took it to the Reds once again. Fly Ball deep,
soder Field, Martis going back, Twister, toy Ronni's you score
up double.

Speaker 13 (01:16:53):
From rows when even Miguel Rojas is hitting. You know,
these boys are locked in six to Three's the final,
this one with the Dodgers winning once again. Meanwhile, up
in Seattle, the Padres held off the Mariners for a
win last night, meaning that the Dodgers lead in the
West still sits at one game. Fun fact, the number
one is also the amount of Baald spots that SeaBASS
has on that shiny dome of his. That has nothing
to do with sports, but I just wanted to mention

(01:17:15):
it anyway. La goes for the sweep this evening, with
the game a little earlier at five forty, so make
sure you set your alarms. Over in Texas, the Angels
got hit around in u see Kakuchi's worst outing of
the season, dropping the game seven to four. The Halos
are three and seven in their last ten games, have
nothing really left to play for, and are staring down
the barrel of a tenth straight loosing season while their
owner Arty Moreno continues to dance on their grave. The

(01:17:37):
Robert match for the series with Texas is later today
at five oh five. Moving to the NFL, and final
roster cuts were made yesterday for every team across the league.
For the Rams, the most surprising cut of theirs was
Chris Paul. No, not that Chris Paul the linebacker was
slowed in training camp with the hamstring issue, but he
played nicely in all three preseason games and even had
the helmet with the mic on the field relaying the

(01:17:58):
plays the coaches sent in. Inside linebacker was a position
of need for the Rams too, but I guess they
feel better with the Ford that they kept on the roster. Meanwhile,
across the SOFI locker room, for the Chargers, the biggest
move they made was getting running back Najie Harris onto
the active roster after his little fireworks incident back on
the fourth of July. Earlier this month, head coach Jim
Harbaugh had said that Harris had developed a sophisticated system

(01:18:20):
of echolocation. So either Harris is good to go or
is running literally as blind as a bat. Also with
the Chargers, the team cut ties with QB's Taylor Heineke
and dj Oun Galele, meaning that Trey Lance has won
the starting job for backup quarterback. You all better pray
that Justin Herbert doesn't get hurt this season. And checking
in on the WNBA, the Sparks fell to Phoenix last
night ninety two eighty four, giving them their third loss

(01:18:42):
in five games. They'll get back at it on Friday
when Caitlin Clark and the Fever roll into LA. I'm
dumbass Tyler, and that's your SOCl sports, all right, dumbass Tyler, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I keep feeling that there's a I'm waiting for something,
and I figured out what I sound like the way
he delivers his report. Yeah, I feel like I'm wedding
on a and goes a dynamite the show. Quick check
in now that Morgan's back from the restroom. She if
you're just tuning in and we'll have the video and everything,

(01:19:13):
well not the video that you think you're going to see,
but just a show that was actually happening here. But
Morgan proof to honor the return of Pumpkin Spice season,
the return of the pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. She
butt shugged a pumpkin spice latte. They do that at
corporate headquarters of Starbucks. Roll coffee, yeah, I think they.

(01:19:36):
I think they do.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
Speaking of smelling like coffee, yeah, I feel like I
reek of coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Really, I don't smell anything that. Do you smell anything
over there? Walking back in the room?

Speaker 16 (01:19:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Okay, and there is.

Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
A little puddle in the there isn't nice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Like, how do you do you feel though?

Speaker 12 (01:19:57):
I mean, here we go again. I feel great.

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
Yeah, I feel amazing, even better than the beer because
it must be the caffeine that's in my blood.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Do you feel that? Or putting stuff in your butt? R?

Speaker 12 (01:20:05):
I mean I think it's common.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Do you have a little deja vous from like bumping
lines because it's so jittery?

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
Yeah, because I feel like cracked out, like you could
do anything.

Speaker 12 (01:20:13):
Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, what do you need
me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Wow? So no, I feel so maybe you should do this.
Sometimes you're an addict in that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
I mean I was looking it up and there are
allegedly benefits to doing coffee as well.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
We worked with the radio guy who like pretty much
did it every morning. An attachment in the shower, is
that right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Yeah? He talked about on the radio so I can
say filtered uh nember human Oh yeah he did that. Yeah,
he talked about how he was on a different show.
I didn't hear him talking about it. Yeah, he had
like he said he had an attachment shower. Yeah, that
leans hippie.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
Yeah, and that's the videos I see on Instagram and
stuff of girls doing it.

Speaker 12 (01:20:56):
They're pretty hipster.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
But I thought the purpose was to help you go
to the back.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Yeah, it's like fracking all this stuff in your colon.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Oh, I thought it was just for date night, right, Yeah,
you're supposed to clean out. I'm honestly like, that's not
why the other.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Scotching butter scotching, like when the porno chicks do it,
it's called butter scotching butterscotch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
I think it's because of the color.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I was gonna say, where does where does that term
come from? But now I'm getting thank you. Gena wasn't
wasn't thinking about that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:27):
People did it just to enjoy themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
They can do that too. Being why to do it?
There have been a couple of questions, why do you
feel like you need to do stuff like this?

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
Me is on the text, Oh, I don't feel the
need to do them. It comes up and I'm down.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Yeah, and I think, by the way, just for the record,
she suggested this one. We had the idea about butt
chugging a beer at Saint Patrick's Day and you know,
Menace is willing to do it, and she's like, I'll
do it, and so they both did that. And then
after she did that, we've heard about since then how
she kind of enjoyed it. Yeah, Slash found it refreshing. Yeah, great,
very much. And so when this came around, I.

Speaker 12 (01:22:01):
Just start talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
And that's a dumb question. Why did you do it
because you like it?

Speaker 10 (01:22:04):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Greg? Why do you feel the need to go on
a walk with your dog? Exactly. I also don't want
it to be where people think that we're forcing her
as a show like that. She's yeah, and this is
not I got to pay my dues thing. This is
like I have the best job ever.

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Tell my friends yesterday, like, oh my god, I'm so
excited for work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
And it's one of those things you Greg talking about.
Greg and I talked about this every once in a while,
Like every once in a while we'll have a moment
where we're sitting here and like Morgan's in a tent
almost a studio, and we're looking over and she's like
she's pumping a pumpkin spice latte into her butthole, and
this is work. Yeah, this is what you're doing today
at work. But that's what we did today.

Speaker 12 (01:22:44):
That's my college degree that I'm using.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Send us your text over to two to nine eighty seven. Oh,
we got a couple of friends on the line and
ready to go. Time for Woody Show ross Fire. Yeah, buddy, heyday,
and let's say hi to Hammer and Hank. Hey, good

(01:23:11):
morning Hammer and Hank, Good morning, Way Show, Good morning
he Hank. I understand you're out for a walk. Yes,
I am right now, okay, And how's the How far
do you walk?

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
I'll talk about two or three miles.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
A day, two or three miles walks, forty one miles. Yeah,
Menace walked all the way from the radio station to
Disneyland forty one miles. Do you think he'd be able
to do.

Speaker 16 (01:23:34):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Yeah, by cool story. Yeah, I'll never do that. Let's
bring in the other half of what he showed Crossfire.
That would be half Baked. Hey, good morning, half Baked.

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Good morning, brother, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
All right, So we have two of Menas's oldest friends,
Hammer and Hank, and half Baked. We've had them on before,
and we also have to get their perspectives on different things.
Now before we get into the topics this week Fellas Hank,
I understand that you just got baptized. What's that all about?

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
I decided to re affirm by relationship with the Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
All right, now, I don't understand how that all works. So, like,
as an adult, if you want to get baptized, do
you have to take like classes or is there like
a like a test or whatever. Now you just get
to just go in and they baptized you. Huh, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Do you wear all white? Do you like wear like
white clothing?

Speaker 8 (01:24:31):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
No, no?

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Did that me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Patrisa Philly spirit and then and then half baked. So
I heard a story about your foot and it got
ran over at a party. That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
Yeah, you're talking about in November of ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah, recently, I know. Yeah, it just happened.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
I got right over and I clunch the guy in
little face. Yeah uh, put him in the hospital on
one leg and called the fire apartment and down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Like to come revive the guy. Okay, I know a
little more to the story.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
You crashed the party, right, You went to a party
that you were invited to and then somebody ran over
your foot.

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
No, I was invited. That was one of my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Oh okay, what happened? So the guy ended up what
at the hospital?

Speaker 7 (01:25:28):
Yes? On one leg on the hospital hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
You we've heard these other stories too, like you punched
a boss at one.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
Point or whatever, and like like oh, yeah, jacked.

Speaker 16 (01:25:43):
Him, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Yeah but so but but that bached.

Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Did have you spent time in jail for any of
the stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:25:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
No, never, any kind of official charges or anything.

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
Never. Never.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I think Hank's walking by like someone's mowing the lawn.
Are you sure? How could you? John Dear? Yeah, there's
the ruction going on, right, Yeah, there's construction going on. Wow,
get close. All right, well, Hammer and Hank and half
bait we ask you.

Speaker 16 (01:26:14):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Get away from that, Hank.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Okay, yeah, all right yeah, keep all king away from
the direction of the jackammer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah. What are they working on, Hank? What
are they? What are they? What are they building right now? Yeah?
Working on the street. Yeah, go away from that. Okay,
all right? Well here our first our first question, because
it's it's what's on everybody's mind. The first thing we
want to ask you guys. The first thing we want
to hold on. I'm asking what they're working on with you.

Speaker 10 (01:26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
The first thing we want to ask you guys about
is the return of the pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks.
How how excited are you guys for pumpkin spicies? And
then Hammer and Hank, we'll start with you. Mixed emotion,
Mixed emotions on pumpkin spice Lotte? Yeah, yet more more

(01:27:11):
excited or not excited? Fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
Jacket?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
He's fascinating? He stopped to watch the construction. Did I
touch it? Walks? Half baked? Half baked? How excited are
you for a pumpkin spice season and the pumpkin spice
lattes now back in Starbucks?

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
Zero? I've never eaten or drink in a Starbucks?

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Really, have you ever had any pumpkin spice anything? No,
that's trash, trash, basic bitch, basic bitch, garbage. Yeah, do
you drink coffee at all?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
No? Drink?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
So now do you guys? Do you guys get excited
about any seasonal thing? Like the shamrock shake at the
McDonald's holiday like the holiday stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
You know what I like? I like the McRib.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the McRib rib.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
Yeah, what comes out in November, but it stays till January.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
You have the app to like McRib finder because it's
not at like all the locations or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
No, I just it's pretty much at all the locations
once it is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Oh, okay, okay, all right. Well our next question Wood
he show crossfire. We got Hammer and Hank's there at
a construction site with all the jackhammer and going on.
And are you almost past the construction side Hank on
your walk? Yes, okay, all right, next next question for
you guys. The powerball drawing is tonight. It's over eight

(01:29:07):
hundred million dollars. Now, two questions and Hank once again,
we'll start with you. If you won the power ball,
what would you buy? Second question? Follow up question, if
you had to choose, would you choose love or money?

Speaker 8 (01:29:25):
Hammer and Hank, you know, I would buy a radio
station in a small market.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Nice, you would buy a radio station a small market.
In fact, I just saw there was a story about
a big successful radio station in Milwaukee. That station two
successful stations, both pretty well rated. They both sold for
a total of four million dollars. Wow, you could go
big market. You could get a lot of that here. Yeah,
so you could you could buy a lot with eight

(01:29:51):
hundred million dollars here, So you would you would buy
a radio station? What would the what would the format
of the station? What kind of station would it be?
Hank hr like a top forty like a pop like
a pop station? And would you be one of the
DJs on the station or you just own it?

Speaker 7 (01:30:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Okay? And it is And what it comes down to
if you had to choose one, you were forced to
choose one, what would you choose? Would you choose love
or money?

Speaker 8 (01:30:16):
I would choose love definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
What if Sabrina Carpenter was like, divorce me, I'll give
you fifty million dollars I need.

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
I don't need all that many?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Okay, all right? Simple? Simple? Hap bached onto you? If
you won the power ball? What would you buy? And
then the second question, would you choose if you had
to love or money?

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
Well? I would buy Hella? More sports stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Yeah, more sports memorabilia. Are those crows? The birds like
an avi area?

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Like like what's going on there?

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
Hen?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Can we? Now? We hear like a bunch of birds
or somebody? Are those birds there's so called like a
bird oh yeah, yeah, I like a bird. Yeah, chicken
into the future. Yeah, so big, you would you would
buy if you won the power Ball, you would buy
more sports memorabilia. And in particular, like, is there like

(01:31:14):
one piece that's out there that you're like, Man, if
I had the money, I get that one.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Michael Jordans, All those.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
I said, Mark Michael Jordan sold the.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Kobe Michael Jordans Duel Attle for thirteen millions.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
D Well, you'd be able to afford that if you
want the problem now a half big, Let's ask you
the same question. Follow up question, if you had to
choose one lover money, which one would it be?

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
I have sold the love of money, money.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Money, okay, all right, yeah, that's like that. Yeah, take
the money, marry.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Some hot chick and she'd divorce me and takes all
my money. It's all dull.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Yeah, guys, ahead, single, that's true. All right, So you'd
go with the money over the love. All right. So
it's what he showed Crossfire. We have Hammer and Hank
and we have cross Baked, and we have another thing
we want to ask you, Cross Baked. Half bit's all right, jeez,
all right, Menace has been talking about this gus here

(01:32:20):
at Menace can fill everybody in a little bit more.
There's a chance of some alien visitors in November. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Scientists say there's an object coming to Earth that they
can't identify, and they believe that it's from aliens, and
aliens might visit us around Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
All right, Hank, is this is this something that you
think will actually happen? And if they do arrive, what
do you think they're gonna want? Will they be friendly
or hostile?

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
You hope that they're not hostile, or you hope they
don't actually show up.

Speaker 8 (01:32:54):
Hope they don't not you show up, and I hope
they are not hostile.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Okay, well yeah, I think everybody hopes they're not hostile.
I mean, menace. What is your guest? I mean, do
you think we're actually gonna see some aliens in November?

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
No, like legitos, scientists are talking about this and they
don't know what the origin is at all, so that
you know, it's not just like something that you see
on television with the weird alien hunter people.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
This is like legit people talking about it, so it's
kind of scary. Yeah, all right, and uh yeah, so
Hank hopes it doesn't happen either way. But what are
your thoughts on this whole alien thing. Do you believe
in aliens?

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
No, I don't believe they're real.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Okay, so you're not worried about it at all.

Speaker 7 (01:33:34):
If they did come, they whether they're hostile or not,
they'll be met with hostility.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
That's a warning, Oh wow, because we won't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah, well, you know that's like ek like how E
t was good?

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
Yeah, but he was still treated dead anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Yeah, pretty crappy as a species. Are you down to
get pro yeah? Yeah? Would you be down to get probed?
If they wanted to study humans? Would you allow them
to probe you? Ye? Would okayk have you ever been
Have you ever been probed?

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
Definitely not?

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Definitely not. Would you be open like what if what
if Sabrina Carpenter wanted to put a dig in your
back door? Would that be something that to be with
Sabrina Carpenter? That would be something you'd be open to. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he'd be fine with that.

Speaker 8 (01:34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Now, speaking of somebody who is in the news and
definitely has taken a probing or too, that'd be a
little nas X. Did you guys see the story about
Little nas X, Hammer and Hank. We'll start with you,
and what are your thoughts on this little nas X debacle?
I think.

Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
He should have done what he did?

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Okay? And what did he do?

Speaker 8 (01:34:50):
He ran up? He ran the streets nude in Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Why do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah, you think what's the reason behind it? Do you
do you have any insight for us on that?

Speaker 7 (01:35:03):
I believe?

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Okay, so maybe like a new song new albums talks
about that kind of stuff. Album You know you don't
think he looked good? Okay, okay, there you have some
sweet underwear on. Yeah, there are half baked. What are
your thoughts in the little nas X debacle?

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
I don't know what happened. I don't I'm not the
stallion I used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Are you familiar with are you familiar with Little Nads? Actually?
Remember me that the old Town Road going on to.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
Town Road?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Remember that song?

Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
What did he do?

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
He was?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Uh, in the streets, walking the streets, just in some
tidy whities and then like in the morning, random nonsense.
All right, well maybe it's pretty rare. Half bags on
streaking before though, right have you gone? You've never gone streaking. No,
it's so fun, Half Baked. Would you feel confident being

(01:36:02):
naked in a locker room full of other guys?

Speaker 15 (01:36:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
No, I feel confident in myself because I'm a total package.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Let me just get run over like.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
People.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Yeah, but would you be worried about somebody seeing your penis?

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
Has anyone ever accidentally? Senior Wiener? I don't know, Hank,
has anybody accidentally seen your penis? All right? Thank you, Hank,
Half Baked, I did see something. Hooters. I know you're
a big fan of Hooters. You've been there a bunch.
You know, they've been on a close sin and they've

(01:36:50):
been on a winter in June.

Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
I went there in June.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Yeah, now it's gone, you know two months ago? Yeah, well, no,
it's in the dirt. Well, Hooters, they've been on the
decline and just keeps getting worse. You know, earlier the
year they made plans for that family friendly makeover to
the restaurants, but since then, more locations have clothes like
the San Diego one. They're more bankruptcy hearings. One of

(01:37:16):
the current big wigs in charge thinks that they can
turn things around by keeping things the same and family
friendly at the same time, he says, Hapig, what are
your thoughts on this? He says, the waitresses are still
gonna wear the orange shorts, but he doesn't think that
you're gonna see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.
So Hooters is going to, you know, try this out,

(01:37:38):
but says the locations are that are run down need
to be fixed up, that the menu needs to update.
But do you think it's a little too little too late?

Speaker 16 (01:37:47):
I think the Hooters is ran bad and then and
those two things come on of destroy because you hire
stupid people and promote them the manager and then you
have stupid manager.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Yeah, problem right now, hap Big. What what is the
go to in the in its heyday? The go to
for you menu item at Hooters the wings.

Speaker 7 (01:38:23):
Other than the wings. The other other food is trash.
I had a Billy cheese steak. It tasted like cardboard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
What level sauce do you go with? Do you do
three Mile.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Island second to highest? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
That's even higher, three Mile Island second to highest? Wow? Well,
Fellas Hammer and Hank congratulations on the baptism. Uh and
also on on the podcast, He's he's got a podcast?
Do you want to give a a plug to your podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
Hammering Hank Show podcast, which it's available on Spotify or
where did he get your podcast?

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
And what's the name of the podcast. So how's it go?

Speaker 8 (01:39:07):
The Hameron Hank Show with Ryan Happy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
With Ryan Hoppy. Okay, there you go, and then uh
and the Half Baked great to hear about how you
have your smoking gun toy figures that are now worth
four hundred bucks. Very exciting seven on the Why dude,
that's that's very exciting and I hope you can.

Speaker 7 (01:39:29):
Yeah, and I have the Adam Baum or five hundred
and the Yoka Zuna worth a thousand. And you know
why those green carded figures are so special? Why because
they were still exclusive? Oh wow, even available on the

(01:39:53):
West coast too. Wasn't on the West coast now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
They weren't Hills.

Speaker 7 (01:39:59):
Hills were could get those get those figures? Yeah, live
on the East coast or pay the wild.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Well, I mean, you know, he's a he's a big
Hills enthusiasts. The Hills no longer exist. There is like
a Hills food truck that makes its way around Pittsburgh
last I heard. But that's that's that's about it Hammered
Hank and Half Baked. Everybody, what do you show? Crossfire?
HAPs guys? Are you one? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
Thank you? What's the green card? One? Two three?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
How much to thousand? Du My god, I do not
have it. I do not have wow more what he
shows next? Hang on, we'll be right back show. We

(01:40:58):
need more of these guys. We need less of these guys.
We need more cross Bakes, cross Baked. That's literally what
the text says. We need more cross Baked. All right,
those two guys are a special kind of special right Yeah,
Thanks to Half Baked and to our friend Hammer and

(01:41:20):
Hank for coming on Woodie Show. Crossfire Walking through a
construction zone No problem. By eight, you can send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. Somebody
responding on the text listening to the podcast hearing Gina
talk about how she had misplaced her keys the other
day and uh, she was like trying to leave. We

(01:41:42):
were done for the day, and she was stuck here
because she couldn't find where she put her keys. It
became a group effort. Everybody was looking for these keys.
Turns out she had put them inside of her laptop cover,
which was inside of her back.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
I was just dropping in the bag and this time
it fell in the laptop.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
And so she had emptied out the backpack, looked through everything,
couldn't find the keys, went down to the breakroom where
she got her coffee. Nothing, no keys anywhere. And then
she ended up finding them later in the because she
went down to the car. The car opens because you know,
if you have the keys on you nowhere. Yeah, she
knew that the keys were close, and so she was
able to get out of here anyway. Somebody on the

(01:42:19):
text and this is a good idea, five oh five,
Why doesn't Gina have her Apple air tag on her keys?
Why did you just use them for good? Because we
have given Gina so much crap. When she brought her
laptop in here for the first time, when she first
started working here, she had attached like hot glued an
Apple air tag to the lid of her laptop, and

(01:42:42):
we're like, why it already has It's an Apple it
is she has a MacBook. It is an air tag.
It is an air tag. Okay, so that's what you said.
So she had these things like hot glued to all
these different things, but you don't have one on your keys.
By the way I did. Lookause you told me, hey,
can you get this thing off of here?

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
So are you ready to be monumentally disappointed and not surprised?

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Because they sell key chains that you could put the
air tag put things onto it. You have one, okay,
you had one the whole time or is that new?
You just put that on there after you misplaced your
keys the other day. This be on here? Oh my god,
but let me explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:21):
It's only going to get worse.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Hey, in my defense, I forgot and B in my defense,
so what's the and B? In my other defense? That's sarcastic.
By the way, I'm not defending myself. B. I went
on my little find my thing and there's no thing
here for my key chain?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Did you not label it keys? But there's got to
be an air tag on there that shows up. Couldn't
you just activate all of them?

Speaker 8 (01:43:47):
But also it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Shows up like in this building, but it's not going
to show me like it's under my desk or like
at the compete.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
You sound, you could do the alert sound. I've never actually,
you know, see you bass every data goes by. I
am more and more convinced that you all I'm asking
that I know everything that I never must be a
fake MENSA. We've always said that Sea Bass has the
fake MENSA certificates because you guys are jelly.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
But but just does everyone else understand that I can't
know something that I didn't know?

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Doesn't make any sense. No, I get what you what
you're saying. I get what you're saying. Two things. Number one,
I'm all asking for as a retest. Number Two, there's my.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Claim to fame, so I really have no identity wrapped
up in it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
But go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
And number two, yeah, to Greg, which I understand, there's
like but there's a certain curiosity and and like observance
of your surroundings.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Also when you purchased the product, Yes, it's designed for
a specific to the point where you like hot glued
it to your laptop. I didn't want to say that
was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in Well,
why don't you suggest it?

Speaker 7 (01:44:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
No, the glue.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Yeah yeah, but here's the thing. I in my heart
and in my brain and in my life, I am analog.
So I'm like, oh, this got sent to me. I
shall glue it somewhere. The tech part not really interesting,
and I should be.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
But why would you glue it somewhere?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Because what is it for that that I was like, okay,
so I'm done with this.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
That that's done now, like I hot glued it to
my case, But for what purpose if it ever gets lost?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Right when somebody who has an air tag.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
So when you attach it to your keys in case
you ever what lose your keys?

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
And I thought like, well, I'm done. It's I don't
I don't know the.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Whole time that was there, I know it now I
feel like like I've wasted my time like you did
waste your time. It goes to be a functioning adult,
figure it out. Okay, sorry, that's that's a total bitch
betray So this was always on there, yeah, and you
but what noise is? How do you make it make
a noise? Why do you have these things if you

(01:45:53):
don't even know? Give me your phone, give me your phone,
Like I'm out of my death here. I mean I
get not you can things, but I would think if
you had it on your keys.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
And also because it's never happened before, because and it
was in my bag where it always is, it just
never occurred to me to care.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
This is like layers of incompetence. Unfortunately. Listen, listen, listen, okay, listen,
what did you push play sound on the thing that
says genus keys.

Speaker 7 (01:46:27):
It's on there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Let me yes, it's on there. It even says genus keys.
That's a layers Gena's keys, which means somebody said, which
means somebody named Gina. Probably that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
I'm wait, let's do it again, because if those were
play sound.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Yeah you were buried in your bag, you would I
might not. Let's does it not increase with volume in time?
I would think that'd be.

Speaker 13 (01:46:56):
I mean, that would be.

Speaker 12 (01:46:58):
It's in my bag.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
It's on the floor where I usually put it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Everyone, this is right up there. When the one time
I told this bitch beat tripping story about my wife,
we were sitting at the airport waiting for the plane,
waiting the board, and we're looking, you know, they see
the planes and stuff out the window of the gate,
and she goes, what's the little tractor car thing that's
in front of the plane, like you know, between the
airport and the play I go, what do you mean?

(01:47:22):
And she goes the little thing? I go that pushes
the plane back from the gate when you leave to
you know, depart. Does it look like it? Says idiot
across my face?

Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
You know it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Stop? I go, what do you think it's for? She goes,
that little truck pushes that big plane. I go, yeah,
what do you think they do? Throw it in reverse? Yeah, no,
it's it's a tough It pushes the plane away from
the gate. And she thought I was messing with her.

(01:47:55):
I get that thought. Okay, well that's also not supporte
If that was the thought process, put it in quote
reverse and pull a little cart out with it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
I also maybe just having your eyes open in the
world photos of guys pulling plane.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
She also thought that the jet bridge suction to the plane,
like that's that's how it connected. Like, okay, I'm gonna
push this. Everyone hush, Okay, you can hear it. Yeah,
I can hear it through the microphone, which hard to
pick up. Yeah, I can hear it. Okay, anyway, Gina,

(01:48:34):
very shocking.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Okay, wait, who am I real?

Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
Quick?

Speaker 1 (01:48:37):
Well, I guess you're all perfect and I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Now you should just go jump off a bridge because
everybody knows everything except for me. That an amalgamation of
everyone knows.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Such a sul right now.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Yeah, dude, Queen Dart your crowd, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
Being a darva maniac. Guys working in the radio, in
the street, working in the past thirty years, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Our every day.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Like people in the stry are getting cut left and right,
left and left and left, and they've never gone you
know what we should really add position left. I wonder
if today's the last act. Yeah, it's the Woody Show,
all right. A couple of text messages coming in over
to two two nine seven three two three, Good morning
what he shown? We'll see you guys live on the

(01:49:28):
way back home from dropping the kids off. Oh yeah,
they said that's not a toilet joke, like literally dropping
the kids off school. N they're back nice. Uh five
one texting over says, hey, what do you show? Damn.
Gina once again goes full retard. The gift keeps giving. Yeah, well,
and port Greg is like sitting here feeling he's got

(01:49:50):
to make her feel better about your side.

Speaker 7 (01:49:52):
I kind of do.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Yeah, I know, I get her white, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
Absent minded and you know, not paying attention everything doesn't
I mean, you're not smart, not something that I care about.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Stat I'm told different, that's also true. Disagree that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
I think I'm still probably okayo queen?

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Oh wow, but is that? Is that not true? Queen?
All right? How about how about a little game? Here,
have a little game. Let's play. Let's play a trademark
original game. What was the excuse? Oh, this is in Georgia.
Fifty five year old guy pulled over by the cops
for speeding. The cop walks up to the window, asks
for his license and registration, to which the driver hands

(01:50:39):
over his passport instead. Now, he told the cops he
didn't need a driver's license because diplomatic community. All right,
one of those sovereign citizens. But I don't need to
give you. I'm not giving you my driver's license. I'm
giving you my passport instead. Yeah, because I'm a.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Glass declared myself, like president of my own country.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Okay, I'm gonna say global citizen. Global citizen, he said,
because I am traveling, not driving. They think they had
a loophole. Yeah, cop was by the ran the guy's
info found out he was driving on a suspended license. Oh,
there we go. You can't suspend it because he had
failed to appear in court for something else. I don't

(01:51:24):
recognize that court arrested charge with speeding, driving with a
suspended license, and obstruction of law enforcement. Yeah, I'm traveling,
not driving it. I don't. I've seen these videos a
thousand times. I've never understood their argument there. Well they
never have. They ever won? Yeah, they never win. The
judge is never like, oh you got us, Yeah we
don't have any Okay, go go run away. I like

(01:51:45):
your BOXI kid, But if you could get out of
your mind and into their mind, what do they think?

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
So there are websites that detail what you're supposed to
say as far as like we we don't you know,
the Constitution doesn't specifically grant you certain powers x y Z.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Here's the same people that say, you know, you don't
don't have to pay your taxes.

Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Yeah, it's illegal and so on so forth. Like it's
never worked. But again, it's it's sort of like conspiracy theories.
It's it's it appeals to a certain sector of people
who are just stupid enough to think they're smarter than
everyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
Well, and it's confirmation biased Like if that's how you feel,
you'll find a website that validates that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Stupid the success No, never happens. Yeah, now menace. Another
update on the text, and we're going through some of
the text messages. Somebody said the thing the alien visitor
in November. They say the confirmed it to be a meteorite.
I've not heard anything about this story, so I can't
confirm you, And that's what I would have to I
have not. I have not seen that because they have

(01:52:41):
cameras on the astronid.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Yeah, I don't think said that it's going three hundred
and thirty thousand miles per hour, which is fast. Yeah,
and just multiple websites and legitim ones say they can't
confirm what it is, all right, on account of it's
all I have not seen this one website to say
that it's an asteroid.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
Okay, mean I will look into it. Yeah, all right,
but just to give you what people on the text
are digging into it, you know, in case anybody is
nervous that it might be aliens in November. In November,
start worrying abuse. We will survive Men's birthday month. We
got to go to Dubai. Man, what is more? What
he showed next? Hang on Woody Show. Well that's it

(01:53:24):
for Wednesday. Everybody rip a couple. Thank you first to
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked. Yeah, what do you show? Crossfire?
Catch that on today's Full Show podcast. Also thank you
to Morgan's Butthole Yeah butt chugg in the Pumpkins Spice
Latte loves It, which just hit the Starbucks locations yesterday,

(01:53:44):
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(01:54:06):
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(01:54:27):
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Yeah all right, Greg Gorey parting words of wisdom please, Yeah,
you will make it through another day today without using
A squared plus B squared equals C square. It will survive,
I promise you. You have that thought as a kid,
like how much of this am I gonna need when
I get older? And they always said, oh you will,
I know. And now I do the same thing where

(01:54:48):
I lie to my kids and I try to explain
to them what they could possibly use that for. Right,
I don't know. Well, I was always told logic, it
just helps you with logical it helps us a critical thing. Yeah,
well that's what chat GPT does that. Yes, I got it,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Kristin Lamone
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I quit this bitch.