FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 28th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
America.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity.

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Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good more than everybody. What it is Thursday, it's
a pre Friday. Is August the twenty eighth, twenty twenty
five a pre Friday greater than most pre Fridays. And
I'll tell you why here in a second. But welcome.
We are the Woodies Show. Yeah, my name is Whatddy.
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace, Jinna Gratis here, we

(01:05):
got Sea Mass, There is Sammy. We got Morgan, she's
our social producer. Vaughn is our video producer. He is here.
We got bored. We got Menji holding things down the
Woody Show production department, and we got the phones open
for you at eight seven seven forty four. You can
send us a text of course over to two to
nine eight seven. Now, what makes this pretty Friday better

(01:25):
than other? Now, Thursday is always a day that we're
always in a pretty good mood because I always feel
like I can get through Thursday, and then Friday is
kind of just like a cake walk because you get
to Yeah, you get the cake walk into the weekend.
Not as much you know, ahead of except for a
weekend to look forward to. But now that we're going
into Labor Day weekend, you know, like Friday is always
a half day for most people, Like the office closes early,

(01:48):
it does, and then you go and then you go
on the weekend, and you got that that day off
on Monday. So and it's it's something that everybody can
share and it's a joy for everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
It's a nice, girthy weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
It is so we are psyched that you are here, Psyche.
That's a pre Friday coming up for you on the
show today, I got a brand new Redneck News. I
will also debut a brand new animated podcast. Right, we'll
get to some of the trending news headline. Sebat's gonna
have some of the week in audio to share with us.
That'll be a little bit later on in the show.
Birthday's port of Birthday entertainment stuff all coming up here

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on the WOODI Show. All Right, so school's back and
the teachers they actually are back at work and babysitting
your kids while you are happy to drop them off
every single morning. Right, and the teachers have always said, like,
you know, I think parents they rely too much on
us to do the work that parents should be doing
at home. I think that there is some truth to that.

(02:44):
Now also, like you can't complain because your job is
to look after kids during the day, so in a
way you are somewhat of a babysitter, but not like
in a traditional sense, like they are your responsibility there.
But it is true. I think my wife and I
we have conversations from time to time, and I'm sure
you and Andy have conversations about parenting stuff and are you
doing the right thing? Oh yeah, But some things that

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parents do that make it harder on teachers to teach kids,
and they say that these are the parenting mistakes that
teachers that are paying for. Okay, okay, so parents no
longer help their kids manage boredom and frustration. I completely agree.
My wife and I. This is the one thing that
my wife and I when it comes to parenting, we

(03:28):
really go back and forth on because my wife almost
likes to schedule every little minute and I'm like, fam, yeah,
like what do you mean, so what you just did
something with them two days ago? You took she took
them as something, took them to a movie, took them
to amusing park, whatever it is, and now two days later,
you need to fill their time again. Yeah, and she goes, well,

(03:49):
blah blah. I go, no, it's important for them to
know how to be bored.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
And you can't. And they say, like, you know, you're
robbing them of the opportunity to use their creativity.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
And I told you. My sister. The breeder has always
told her kids on summer vacation or any break from school,
you know, I can a holiday break. If the kids
say I'm bored, she makes them do an hour of
school work. And she has like workbooks and stuff that
she keep to the house and guests who never says
that they're bored, and the kids go and they end
up finding something.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
But I wonder when that societal shift started where kids
have to be entertained by their parents. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I didn't want to be entertained by my parents. I
wanted to be outside with my friends. I want to
do other things independent of my parents.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
And that's that's exactly what happens at our house. Because
even though we're strict with that, he does, you know,
video games and looks at me and goes, well, now
what I go. I don't know, you figure it out.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
I don't know me.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
You know your situation, but if you can do this,
I had like the best time of my life. My
cousins and I would live with our grandparents during the summer.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
The best. We had so much fun. Did your parents
ever play with you, like like board games or like, oh, hey,
we're gonna play G I Joe's and like, you know,
like when you're a little kids, you know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Like yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, when you're real little,
they do that stuff. But not like when you're a
G I Joe age. No, that's you really you.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
Guys didn't like play even just baseball or something out front.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
That's different, different, you know, like creative play like dolls
and stuff, right, okay, but the board game would be
a standard.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Color with me.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah, it was like dads always do the tea party
with their daughters. Uh yeah, when there when they're really little.
Parents allow students to be disrespectful. Children like that. Children
rule the house, not the parents, not in our house.
Seems like in most houses, they try and it's amazing
what kids are allowed to get away with.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
They're testing their boundaries. It's up to you to make boundaries.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, and they're testing parents, patients and their desire not
to go to jail because sometimes, man, you just want
to just punch them right in the face. That's their promise.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
I never would never have occurred to me that I
had the power to sendmar Never exactly that, not even
an option. No, not even fathomable.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
I figured I would be killed first, right, you know,
I'd be killed for Also, like, I never had this
idea that it was I had any say in what
we were having for dinner or what we're going to
be doing on a weekend to spend time, unless we
were specifically asked. But it's never like our parents would say, hey,
this is what for dinner. I go, I'm not eating
that please.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Once a year, I got to pick on my birthday, right.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh yeah, we have that rule at our house too.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
I have friends who have kids and they go on
a road trip, for example, Well we have to stop
at three different places because Kyle doesn't like chicken, Samantha
doesn't like burgers.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, that's what you would eat.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
It's crazy, I said, I couldn't fathom that as a child.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
You're a kid, you don't get a whole vote.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
So this is where a teachers say parents are screwing up.
Parents don't spend time talking about and discovering the world
with their kids. They just give them a phone and
tell them to occupy their time.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
There you go. We do. Families do that.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
We do things with the kids. But this is like
there's a fine balance between you know, letting them be
bored and figure things out for themselves and then never
doing anything with them at all. Correct, we definitely do
things with them, but yeah, right, exactly, But also that's
that's part of like, you know, all right, cool, We're
gonna make sure that they know what the ocean's like,
you know, or how we go on you know, a

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trip to a different place, right enrichment.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Do you know what I feel is kind of died
down a little bit that I don't see as much.
And it was like rampant for a minute, was the
iPad with kids in restaurants? Maybe I'm not going to
restaurants that have.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well because the iPad, like the iPad is big, and
then they've got the too big to quote carry arounds.
So now it's like a lot of times they'll have.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Their own phone.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah. Parents don't tell their kids that they fail. It's
their own fault. Nothing's their fault, right. Parents don't push
the kids to learn. It's just get good grade in past,
but they don't care about the actual learning. Parents allow
too much screen time. Kids have, you know, too many
organized activities, sports and music, lessons and so on, and

(08:04):
that takes the focus away from school. We do have
a friend she and every second medicine I are are
friends with this person like they are in so many
different activities. I'm like, when are you ever home? Not
just like the kid, but like you as a parent,
Like you're going from place to place to play since
every single day there's like two different after school activities.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
I personal.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah, I talked to him and I go, dude, how
do you even keep your eyes open?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Parents don't talk with their kids as much as in
past generations. Don't play games with them or leisure activities.
You know, that's the kind of throwing the baseball around
things like that, biking, fishing, crap like that. Parents need
to monitor kid's phone usage. Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
You get a mommy daddy phone, or you get a.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Mommy daddy phone and my wife and I. We tried
to be cool, you know, we tried to you know,
make sure that we were very clear with what the
rules were and what was expected. But we didn't want
to be you know, like helicopter overbearing or whatever, and
so there would be no reason to try to be
you know, sneaky or what. But kids will kids will
be kids. They're they're curious and they want to do

(09:10):
things or see things, or they're experimenting with us when
everybody tried you know, drinking or drugs or cigarettes or
experimenting sexually things like that to find out. Yeah, so
they're kids, you know. But the teachers are like him.
They don't take away the phones at night. Kids are
up till one o'clock in the morning scrolling, They get
bad grades, they can't focus, they fall sleeping class. And

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so yeah, so come like, I took the page from
Greg because Greg doesn't even keep his cell phone.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
No, keep it in the kitchen at night.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Right. So my son, even though he's even got the
mommy daddy phone now because he did get in trouble,
we keep that in our room. It charges U Yeah,
it charges that phone again. It's called GAB G A
B B I'm.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Still trying to forgure out other ways to hack it. Yeah, yeah,
well keep that away from my son. There might be
a new one.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Parents need to spend more time talking about the real
world and t them basic life skills, because students aren't
coming to school knowing about, you know, anything that's going on,
less engagement with real things in the real world around them,
just you know, keep protected, keeping them pretty obtuse. And finally,
parents not holding their kids accountable. Yep, which is certainly
a thing in our house. We absolutely keep the kids accountable.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
They know.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I don't care who it is from the school. If
someone in an official capacity at the school calls or
says something, I don't care what they're saying, and how
outrageous it seems. We blindly believe them.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
And I'm glad to hear that, because the worst thing
I'm so sick of hearing parents say.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
I know my child, No you don't.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
My child wouldn't have done that. I know, No, you
know what he's like around you.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, yeah, you want to believe that you know what
they would do because you and I give a break
to a lot of parents because they are trying, They
are instilling right and wrong in their kids, and they
are communicating with them, and they're trying to make the
kids feel comfort Well, you know, you can always come
talk to me. I'm always here for you. You're letting them
know that they're loved. You're making sure they're taken care of.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
It doesn't mean the teacher's lying right exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
But at the same time, man, like, if you're not
holding your kids accountable, you think you know, but you
do think about when you were a kid, Like all
the stuff that you were doing or the things that
you were parents didn't know that you kept away from
your parents what I did. They had no idea. Yeah,
but like we want them to believe. You know, we
might be questioning, like what do you think is really
going on there? But we want them to know that

(11:29):
if it comes from the school, we're treating it as gospel.
And you are in trouble.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Here, you know, because on you to prove yourself innocent.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Parents, how many times have you heard this one? Hey?
Why is uh? You know, what's what's going on with
his grade? Why is this? Oh? Well, they haven't updated
it yet. Yeah, because everything's in the computer, so you
can log in and you can see things well they
haven't put they haven't updated with the current assignments yet,
or they haven't they added whatever to They always have
some reason. I go, okay, cool, So what we do now?

(11:58):
We go cool, Well we'll email the teacher and ask
when that's going to be no no, no, no, no,
no no no death. Have you said refreshing? So as
happy as we are the kids are back in school,
you still have to do your job as a parent. Yeah,
and some of you really suck at it, Like really really,
I would say it like you can't JOJ, HOWI parent?
Yeah you can't?

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Can't your kid?

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, you can't. Now, I think you know what
it is to be a parent day in and day out.
When you're not there is there is something that you
have a dog, you are you are missing the practical
experience of that, and there there there are some there
is some gray area too that it's just you can't
read about it. You can't explain it. You have to
live it to really understand. I know Greg hates that,

(12:39):
but that's true.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
I mean I don't I get what you're saying, and
I agree with that, but you can still have an
opinion on it. Yeah, even if you don't have.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
A kid, absolutely absolutely eight seven seven forty four. If
you want to give us a call this morning, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm just supposed to be there.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
The show.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Welcome back everybody but Greg. Happy International Cabinet Day.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Thank you to you. This is my day.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's what August twenty eighth is National bow tie Day.
Never trust a man in a bow tide. One of
my personal policies. Weird, National Burger Day, National Cherry Turnover Day,
and it's a National Power Rangers Day. Power Rangers. I
was a little too old for the Power Rangers.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
There was a lot of lip syncing.

Speaker 11 (13:32):
I came.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I don't think I've ever seen a full episode of
The Power Rangers. I'm aware of what they are. It's
not very good.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
I loved it.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Well, when you're a little kid, you don't know menace
today in history, it was today. In nineteen oh seven
seven while ago to Seattle teenagers Jim Casey and Claude Ryan,
they founded a local delivery company called the American Messenger Service,
and they started their business with two bikes and six friends.

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We know the business now by the name United Parcel Service.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
GPS.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Do for you, damn two teenagers started out, Yeah, with
two bikes and six friends. Today in history nineteen oh seven. Mens,
what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Well, it's the engagement everybody's talking about, guys. Yes, Michael
Jackson's son Prince has announced that he got engaged.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Oh yeah, get it, you threw He did.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Announce in his engagement as the other engagement that's going
on that people are talking about forever. Yeah, so Taylor
Swift didn't get engaged, but Michael Jackson's son Prince got
engaged to his girlfriend of eight years, and he said
that they have traveled the world together and he's excited
for this next chap.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
Did these the Jackson kids and I never figured this out.
Did they ever pretend that they were used his actual
DNA or is it? I think when they got in
life they kind of admitted they just adopted.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah. I don't know the official story.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
I never at all.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Was there one person who thought it was I, I.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
Don't know, dental hygienist or whatever get sperm from this
person or that person for certain ones.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Or how it all was. I did in track that, Sammy.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
It never came out of exactly how he obtained.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
And it's not called that. It's called duck butter. If
you know Michael.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Jackson, I forgot about that term dust butter.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
I thought that was boob sweat dut butter.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
And what's the other truffle butter, well, truffle butter, but
dust butter. It's definitely if you know the history of
Michael Jackson.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah, Jesus juice, Yeah, Jesusus juice.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah. Okay, So Taylor Swift is engaged. And when I
went to the entertainment websites, no joke, I counted. I
had to go down sixteen different stories to get to
a different story that wasn't about the engame.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
I noticed that it was like how many times can
you repackage the same cro It was crazy, like, you know,
even all the sports stations, all the TV stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
That anything sports, part of sports. Now, the Sports Report
started and it was like it was cut day. It
was the NFL cutdown day, and the number one story
was the engagement on the Sports Report.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Their fault for doing it.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Vis Kelsey. He still doesn't matter. That's not sports sports
he is. But that's a short story. Okay.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
There was one story that I picked out that I
want to ask the ladies in the room how you
feel about this?

Speaker 12 (16:33):
Now?

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Zoe Kravitz allegedly is dating Taylor's ex girl ex boyfriend
Harry Styles. Do you think she cares or doesn't care?
People are saying that that breaks girl code.

Speaker 10 (16:45):
No, that was so long ago, Harry Styles, that was
years ago.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Still ex boyfriend though, Yeah, yeah, but when you have
forty seven ex boyfriends, it's going to happen.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Yes, oh.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yes, for all your sled I can't believe Minnesota slutshaming everything.
That's crazy. Not me, but you can think. I think
it's beautiful. If you want to be a slot to.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Take the word back, yeah, I mean I feel like
ladies don't care about that as much as dudes. I
think you might be right, Yeah, dudes kind of.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Care a little bit more.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
If I was a rich, famous woman, I'd be just
love Yeah. Hell yeah, bro, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yeah, all right. Despite ongoing sex scandals and car crashes,
WWE founder Vince McMahon he had an eightieth birthday.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
The other day when six.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah, he celebrated in New York City. And you've you know,
when you're going through that kind of stuff, you find
out who your true friends are. So John Cena and
the Undertaker did show up to the party. Also the
Undertaker's wife, who is a legendary wrestler. Her name is
Michelle McCool. She showed up Lard alongside Sergeant Slaughter and

(17:56):
Cain and McMahon's son. So a lot of people from
the w W did show up to this party and
party alongside Vince McMahon for his eightieth birthday. And I
do want to ask you you do find out who
your real friends are. We all worked in radio. There's
people that you communicate with almost every day and then
the day you get fired, time you ever hear from them.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Yeah, your toxic at that point, because you know you
can't do anything for them anymore.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah, you're not a hook up on tickets or you
can't help them with a you know, a sale, whatever it.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Is being Why can't we be friends with John Cena?

Speaker 13 (18:32):
God?

Speaker 7 (18:33):
He rules?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Oh you do? You're a big fans every.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Movie I've seen him in. Dude, he is awesome.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
He's in a lot of those Amazon movies that Greg watches.
You know, Ricky Snicky. He was hilarious Jackpot.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Hilarious him in train Wreck.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
I love train Wreck, hilarious about he's a maker rules.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Are you attracted to him? No, Dario?

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Right, yeah for us?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
All right, time for your birthdays.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Show say we're gonna shivery.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
We're gonna site.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
She was like, it's Shiver Day and you know.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
You don't do starting with the celebrities and happy birthday
to the One Trick pony Jack black.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Year.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Is that not true?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
One hundred and he seems like a really nice guy,
But that's totally true. People love the Trick. Actress Jennifer
Coolidge Stuffer's mom in the American Pie movies. And she's
kind of become like freeing everybody's favorite person real, which
is not even how she speaks.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Now, that's me doing the impression of somebody else doing
an impression.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
She's sixty four today. He was Brandon Walsh on the
O G Beverly Hills nine O two one oh. Jason
Priestley is fifty six. She's the Florence part of Florence
in the Machine Florence Welsh is forty Today. Actor Luis Guzman,
who You've seen it a billion things from Boogie Nights
to Wednesday. Guess how old he is today, Greg, Let's
go with I Know sixty nine to the Menace. Today

(20:03):
is Honey Booboo's birthday Alma Thompson. She's twenty years old.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
And she is going to school to be a nurse.
Currently good for her.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Country singer Shania Twain is sixty. Another country music star
Leanne Rhymes is forty three. Actor Daniel Stern, Joe Peschi's
bubbling partner in Home. Loan is one of the Wet Bandits.
He was also the voice of adult Kevin Arnold narrating
The Wonder Years. He's sixty eight. Actor and self admitted
ahol to all the Ladies Armie Hammer is thirty nine

(20:31):
and old school Olympic gold medal winning figure skinner Scott
Hamilton is sixty seven. Your porn of Birthday today is
Kimberly Kane and today's birthday girl. She has spent more
time on her knees than a carpet installer. Nine fifty
one fine films, including the supernatural thriller My Ass Is Haunted.

(20:52):
Also Alien Penis Challenge.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
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Hoe Nice also trolling for Trouser Trout Volume one. She
was in Nightmare on Straight Street. Oh. Also Frumpy Wife
transformed into anal wore.

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butt Plug Lunchable. That's a Kimberly Caine who's forty two
years old today. And that's your porn of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays. And that is a Thursday morning look of
what's happening around the world with entertainment here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go, oh God, he's here again.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
No, You're so tortured, man.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I am the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Pre Friday. It's at Thursday morning. It's August to twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five on Woody asked Greg gory min Is,
good morning to you, good morning, good morning. Sea Bass
is here, but got Sammy Morgan is here. How's your

(22:09):
butt today? Oh, y'all, I feel great. Everyone keeps checking
in on me.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's the first thing I asked for this one.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I've never felt better. But you said, like Morgan Butt
chugged a pumpkin spice latte yesterday. We have a video
you can see it on our instagram at the Woody Show.
But you said within a couple of pumps you were
already quote feeling it. So I didn't know like if
there was any kind of like prolonged potations. Yeah, the
absorption of chaffeine.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
No.

Speaker 14 (22:36):
I mean I felt it pretty quickly in terms of
like the caffeine jitters. But it's not like it lasted
all day long or anything. Ye for more, Oh for sure.
Like this morning I was really struggling. I was like,
you know what I could use. It's a nice pumpkin
spice of the butt.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
I'm looking at the comments on our on our instagram.
Uh oh uh, Wendy says I. I saw, I'm an
old fart. But why why is she doing this? I
had the same thing when she and Menace but chugged
a beer. Why it's not funny.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
It's not funny.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
It's fun Sometimes I wonder how some people are here
every year. Right, we're not show, We're not new. Follow
me stumble upon the lea anyway, check out the video.
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(23:33):
news coming up here for you this hour, And I
wanted to share something with you guys because I felt
good about it, but also kind of felt like a
little bitch, oh somewhat, you know, all right, Okay, It's
it's weird because I have moments where I am kind
of like Greg, where you know, Greg is just such

(23:55):
a softy.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Total softy emotional and you.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Know, while I do have I think just because of
life experiences and different things that have made everybody has
that it makes you the person that you are. Yeah,
it's just it's uncharacteristics, like certain things, like you know,
I'm typically very cynical and pessimistic. Yeah, but anyway, so
I don't know what it is. I've talked about it

(24:20):
a few times before about like how I've been having
you know moments where it's like you take stock of
things and whatever. And I was feeling very grateful for
certain people in my life, and so what I did.
It's like, you know how you have people who are
in the was it twelve step program? Yeah it's twelve right, yeah,

(24:44):
almost ten. It'd be easier, you know where they they
call and they make amends. Ye to call people and
a couple of you are is it weird?

Speaker 7 (24:59):
I liked it. I was a card from a good
friend of mine who used to be a hardcore cocaine
addict and basically ruined everything. And then I got the
card and I thought, you know what, that really fixed it. Yeah,
it was completely heartfelt.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
So it wasn't but it wasn't like a conversation. No oh,
I had speaking two conversations, and it was.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
Just like like I didn't really I really didn't care.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
You didn't feel wronged, but they felt that they had
wronged you.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
I didn't feel like they wronged me, but I like,
I know that they were going through a lot of stuff.
So I kind of just like wrote it off, you know,
like in the moment during the time, like it sucked
dealing with them because I know that they had these issues,
and I'm like, but I got over it like pretty quickly,
but they didn't. And then so they had to express

(25:52):
that to me.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
I was like, it's all good, Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 10 (25:56):
I was working at a clothing boutique and we had
a girl come in who I guess years earlier when
she was on drugs, stole a pair of underwear that
she still felt really guilty about for it and gave
the owner like twenty bucks or whatever and went on
her way.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
That's funny. Yeah, my ex boyfriend did it to me
and then like a week later, just started drinking.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
In Okay, sometimes it doesn't really take, but you know,
I find that you could be really disappointed in people,
you know, like people who you had like a different
opinion of, or you know, you held to a different
standard when they just really let you down. And you know,

(26:37):
I just kind of felt like I was going through
a lot of that over the course of I would
say a couple of years. And but so I stopped
and I took stock. Because I can be a very
all or nothing person's typically that's my personality, all or nothing,
and and so I took stock of the good people

(26:57):
and I thought about three of my closest friends, right,
and I have other close friends, but these three people
in particular who I felt like I had leaned on more.
And so I reached out to each every one of
them just to let them know that I love them
and that I appreciated them nice and uh yeah, but

(27:18):
there was they felt like there was something else coming,
like all right, what's the.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Yeah, what's the reason behind them?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
And he brought some money?

Speaker 15 (27:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Like Tim Martinez, Yeah, you know, he's one of my
closest homies, right, and like I didn't know him eleven
years ago and now he's like this person I can't imagine,
you know, not being in my life. He's your little
un he is like he's he's he's a total homie man.
He is like rider or Die, you know what I mean.
Like we talk about stuff, like things that I don't

(27:48):
really discuss with other people or whatever, and like it's
it's so I really appreciate that person.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
My other buddy Mike, who you know, yeah, Menace and
you guys all know, you guys all know Mike, you know,
reached out to him and then uh, and then my
other friend Kevin and uh, I just have these conversations
and every time I hung up, I go, oh my god.
I kind of felt like Greig when he goes to
the grocery store. I'm like, oh, they're so judging me

(28:16):
right now. Because it was a call out of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
I love that you did.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
I pulled Tim aside personally because I see him here
at the radio station. I go, hey man, I want
to grab a couple of minutes with you before we leave.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Oh, yeah, what's up.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
He thought it was like a business thing. He's like, babe, yeah,
but like it was.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It was.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
It was cool, and I was just like, I can
totally see how they might have thought something to next.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Yeah, like what's going on? Are you about to drop
some bad news? And they was like no, this is
just because it was genuinely just out of the blue.
Yeah that is.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
I love that you did that.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah, Like they picked up and you know, Kevin's like, yo,
what's up? You go hey man? Just a just an
appreciation call. Just want to tell you that, you know,
I appreciate having you in my life and you're, you know,
really good friend and I appreciate you, you know, always
being there and you know, I got your back. It's
like that that kind of thing is like it was
just whatever whatever was there in that moment, and I

(29:09):
felt a little dumb, but that I was really happy
that I did. Those are good people.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
To talk to because, you know, I know Mike and
Kevin really well as well. And I love calling Mike
for like just perspective, like hey, what do you think
about this?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Because he's at least three drinks in.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Yeah, but he will like give you like a you know, well,
you know, this is what I think about it, blah
blah and like not be you know, ahole about it.
And then Kevin's like kind of just like straight.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Shoots a straight shoot on York, like this is what
I feel.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
This is what it is type thing.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
You know.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
But you know, the people that you that you love
and appreciate in your life, you know, make sure that
they know, especially the people who are really like the
roder Die, the people who are really there for you,
like that they know.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, because it did.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
It did feel good. It did feel good, but I
kind of felt like a little bit.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
And you should take stock in that. Every day I
do that, you know, when people say, oh, I'd praying
for something, I've never really fully understood. Well, what does
that mean to pray? Just think about My idea of
praying is being grateful. Yeah, stuff like I go home
every day and I go God, I love where I live. Wow,
I'm lucky to have a functioning automobile like I take.
I'm so greatful. You have to remind yourself.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
It's so easy to get caught up in whatever it is,
whatever the thing of the day, of the moment, or
the year, whatever is going on. It's so easy to
get caught up in that cry.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
And this is mega weird. We're just talking about Morgan
butt chugging a pumpkin spice latte. During that butt chugging,
I was thinking in my head and I'm issue not.
My mom when she was a little girl in World
War two, would have like one potato for a week
ye to share with her two sisters, and that was
their food for a week, one potato and lived in

(30:46):
a studio apartment once they moved to America, four women
in a studio apartment. Their bathtub was the dining room table.
You had to open it up, fill it with hot water.
Here I am sitting watching Morgan butt chug a pumpkin
spice lucky. I'm so lucky.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
And I do want to say, for the record, you know,
people in this room, people who work on this show,
like it's it's a really good group of people that
we got working here on this show right now, and
I am super appreciative. All I know, I've had those
conversations with you. So just because I made these other
phone calls, I don't want you guys to think either
that I don't like it. And I have other friends.
I'm sure. I'm like, I know Mike the show killer

(31:28):
is probably listening, and I talked to him about you know, dude,
I love you too, my buddy Dan. It was really weird.
I was thinking about my childhood friend Joe I still
keep in touch with, and I thought about him the
other day and it was like, dude, I'm going to
reach out to him this weekend. And later on that
night I got a text from him. He's got a
brandy and a cigar and he's like, hey, man, just

(31:50):
thinking about you. Just wanted to say hey. It was
so it was so weird. I don't know what's going on.
Am I about to die? Is that what's going on?

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Saying mine isn't is like gratitude filled though it should be.
And for Samy and I it's like, yeah, we're sappy anyway,
I'm crying all the time. But i'd like to think
that in general, I'm like not that way. And there
are song lyrics that if I was just like typing
them out, like giving them to you, I can't say
them without choking up. And they don't even they wouldn't

(32:23):
even resonate with anyone else. I don't even know why
it does it to me, Like there's this Dolly Parton
song called Wildflowers that I can't even say the lyrics
without getting.

Speaker 16 (32:36):
Sure a little bit.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
But it's not gonna I don't think it's even gonna
make sense. Why, Well, you tell me it's about it's
growing up in a place where you feel like you
don't belong there, so you have to move on, like
a wildflower grows where it grows and when I I
don't know what it is, but the lyric, Okay, I'm
gonna tell you, and you tell me this resonates with

(33:00):
any of you. I grew up fast and wild, and
I never felt right in a garden so different from me.
I just never belonged. I just longed to be gone.
So the garden one day set me free. I hitched
a ride with the wind, and since he was my friend,
I just let him decide where we'd go. When a
wildflower grows wild, it can always survive. Wildflowers don't care

(33:23):
where they grow. And I almost didn't get there.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
It's just what I get, like a lump in my
throat when I hear that.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
That was like a Richard Mark song lyric that always
made me choke up.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Somewhere waiting or whether they was wherever you go.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Right, maybe that's the one that's the lyric. Well, I
think that I've been true to every es, the.

Speaker 16 (34:00):
Focus on music.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Love.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
You've been searching for his ride then? And oh it's
hold onto the night, Hold on to the night? How
to go through the song to get to the name
of it?

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Damn it?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah? What do you change your tampon? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, I do?

Speaker 7 (34:25):
I No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
I agree. Dare you you put a tampon your butt?
You probably can't.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
You probably want to put them on alright?

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Eight seven?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
You do look at me.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
I'm a girl. Text over to nine eighty seven, will
be right back.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
More Woody show is there.

Speaker 9 (34:44):
You made it.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Then just in time, the Woody Show is back. So
how much do you care that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey have gotten engaged? A lot, a little not not sure?
I'm sure, no, no, I'm saying those are options. Yeah,
I know, a lot, a little, not at all, not
sure what's beneath it? A not at all.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah, I'm going to say a little, just you know,
just pay attention on what's going on.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
A little. Yeah is that real? That accurate? Because when
the news broke you and.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Yeah, because I think it's fun, it's funny. I'm like
laughing about it. But yeah, just just pay attention.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
It was happening, nuclear level excitement.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Who's going to be invited to the wedding?

Speaker 8 (35:31):
Questions in a sarcastic, funny way, just when it.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Seems that everybody can't get enough of it, this is
actually kind of comforting. Seventy two percent say not at.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
All, Oh, not at all, not at all. But yeah,
they're going to read all the articles.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
I doubt.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
It's not like I don't care at all. I don't
I see that the article is there, I don't click
on it, I don't read it, And like.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
You know, what that's nice for them and move on. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know any thoughts about it.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I'll tell you they seem they seem. They sounded like
a compatible car. Yeah, that's why it's exciting. It is exciting.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
I'm not looking. I'm not crying over it.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Seventy two percent said not at all, fifteen percent said
a little, and then seven percent said not sure. They
haven't had enough time to process you guys.

Speaker 8 (36:15):
So I mean it has gone down already because I'm
at page six dot com and the day before it
was at sixteen articles before I got to something else
other than the engagement, and now it's down to eleven.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
We're going in the right direction.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I got a brand new redneck news. You've got to
go outside and to grab something out the bridge that
is rednick news. And today's redneck news involved a dude.
We got pulled over by the police. No big deal.
He was just swerving all over the road and not
wearing a seatbelt, and when the officer walked up to

(36:53):
the car, the guy was already madder than a cat
trying to bury a turn on the frozen pump. That's
what they say in the redneck of It.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Cop says, license and registration please. Dude says I should
have run your ass over. Oh no, Greg, was he drunk?

Speaker 7 (37:09):
You bet?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Actually they weren't sure. They weren't sure. They wanted to
give him a breathalyzer test, and that's when he said, quote,
now I'm gonna kill you, Oh my god. And that's
when he unleashed a swarm of very angry bees from
the back of his van to attack the police. The
cops scrambled trying to dodge the bees, and that's when
the dude hit the gas and he took off. Bring

(37:31):
enforcements recalled. The cops eventually caught up to the guy.
He was arrested and taking to the jail.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Guy's a little rascal.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
So there you go. The headline reads, man gets pulled
over and uses bees as a weapon to attack the police.
I'm surprised that he had a chance to even open
the rear door.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, maybe they were getting the breathalyzer ready. That is
today's red.

Speaker 7 (37:56):
Good times driving around.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah, there's a there's another story involving bees. Hold on,
I know I just saw. Oh yeah, it's out of Massachusetts. Oh,
Sammy your home state. It was the first day of school,
totally went sideways because all these bees attacked dozens of
students and staff members.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Oh oh god.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
They talked to some of the kids on the local
news about my ears.

Speaker 13 (38:21):
Like swilling felt like a pentacular zapp. I think like
one of my classmates stepped inside this dirtle that had
these red yellow jacket bees inside, it started like going
crazy all of a sudden, Mother bere starting to attack us.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Baby, Yeah, that happened when my grandma died. We got
to the cemetery and we weren't able to go out
to the actual gravesite for like the lowering of the
casket thing, because there were all these ground bees ground bees, yeah,
and because they were all underground and so there was
a big underground high warnow I guess, And so they

(39:02):
were keeping people out of that particular area like where
her grave was, so.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
You didn't get to lower Grandma to our final resting place.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Now we had to have something in the little like
chapel area of the cemetery like Bogle office area right right.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
I don't know if it's yellow jackets, hornets, wasps, because
to me, they're all you know, just send them back
to hell. But aren't they like meat eaters? Like they're horrible,
like non discriminate protein demons from hell.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
What we would have, yes, like outdoor barbecue obviously that's redundant,
have barbecues, take a hot dog break and have like
a raw one set that aside, so they would kind
of all go to that and they're all covering this.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Yeah, they're just so disgusting.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Okay, talking about being a little bitch. Okay, I just
had another memory. Oh this is from when I was
a child or younger a movie I was watching it.
I don't really get affected by movies that way, where
you start feeling the emotion of it. You may get
excited because it's like some big action and things.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
That like empathy for the character.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Correct, boy, was I upset when mcaulay call Garrett my girl,
my girl and uh and clumpsky clump sumps what her
name is?

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Clump?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Doc boy was upset for her friend? So upset, so sad?
What what year did that come out? Because this isn't
gonna be even more embarrassing. I think it was like
Childress ninety one. I was a teen. Oh my god,
he can't class it was a teenager. Second, I know

(40:36):
that migrant dan Ackroyd and Jamie Jamie.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Curtis Coming of Age story.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Eight seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
text over to two two nine eighty seven. It took
a break. We got some more woody show coming up
for you next. Now the show can't wait for a
week one of the NFL because now it's all uh preparation.
It's it's next Thursday, Next Thursday. It's the kickoffs of
the season. It's going to be the Eagles and the

(41:06):
Cowboys starting the NFL season. Then everybody else plays next Sunday,
not this Sunday, next Sunday. I'm ready, man ready. Tom
Brady is getting a little break from the NFL because
the league is relaxing some of those rules and regulations
because you know, he's a broadcaster on Fox and because

(41:27):
of that, and he's also a you know, part owner
of the l A I'm the La las Agos Raiders.
There were some limits like you couldn't be part of
production meetings with the head coaches, with some of the
key players. But now he's going to have that access.
But he uh, he still won't be able to attend
practices at the team facilities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's there's

(41:52):
less required of you.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
Sorry, there's arguments that he just became part owner as
part of the game plan, so he got out of
less stuff for that broadcast game.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
That's okay, Well, that's a really expensive way to get
out of work to begin with.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
It still benefits you though, it.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Benefits you, But at the same time, like, I'm not
going to spend all that money just to get out
of Tom Brady, and you have a billion dollars out
of a meeting, just to get yourself out of a
couple of meetings. Although I mean think about it, like
if you're an NFL broadcaster, sports broadcaster, especially the NFL guys,
they spend the majority of their week at those practices,
in those production meetings and whatever, and then the game

(42:29):
call itself is not that big of a deal. But
he's got it pretty much. He just shows up for
the game and they pay him a billion dollars. If
I'm Tom Brady, no, because you already have a billion dollars.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
If I'm Tom Brady, I would have just assumed that
you could put that in your contract. Yeah, I don't
want to go to meetings.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
You probably could like, if we can get out of
all the prep for this show and just come in
and just do the show, and somehow all that stuff
has already done magically, Oh my god, that'd be great.
You would also think that winning a Heisman Trophy would
be a major credit for your name search. But Matt
Leonard remember that name, yeah, vaguely. Former Heisman Trophy winner

(43:14):
USC quarterback Matt Lionard, former NFL you'll hear. He found
out the opposite when his young son asked Alexa about dad.
Listen to what Alexi said is.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Pretty Matt Leinart was a Heisman Trophy winning quarterback at
USC and the top ten NFL draft.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
His pro career didn't amount too much.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Well, NFL career didn't amount to much.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
That this is pretty weird. I think I went into
another mentioned for like a minute. I was using chatch
BT as I was driving, you know, because you can
use it in the Apple car play, and I go, hey, CHATCHBT,
tell me the top headlines of today. So it starts
going through all the stock market blah blah blah, and
then the Harris presidential approval rating as top.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Ever.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Right, I go, wait, what President Harris's top approval rating.
And then so I go back and I asked it.
I go, who who is the president? Oh, Kamala Harris?

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Wait, so CHATCHI BT told you that?

Speaker 8 (44:36):
And I'm like, am I driving through a portal right now?
And then so I waited again and I go, who
is the current president? And then it said Donald Trump?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
And then I got it.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
But it was telling me in the news headlines.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Yeah we didn't say what year? Yeah what what galaxy?

Speaker 7 (44:55):
They haven't worked at all, the Kings.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, they forgot to take the old game plan. Yeah updated. Yeah,
it's weird. We've talked about that. Yeah, your vote really
doesn't matter at least, Hey maybe it does. Nobody in
this room believes it. That's all. I still do it.
We still do it, still do it, and they always

(45:18):
say we just don't believe it.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
They and I kind of don't believe this one now,
But they say, like, the most important is your local voting, right.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
But there's been Stuff's the local stuff?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
What's happening that people lose by like seven votes? You
know there's a total of eight hundred votes or something
something crazy? Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can send us a text over to to ninety seven.
Will take a quick break. It's another new hour. We
got Greg Gory, Hi, We've got Menace, we got gran

(45:54):
Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones
are open eighty seven forty four.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two ninety seven. Reach out to us on social media,
find us, follow us at the Woody Show, uh after
hours voicemail this one.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
I came in.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Someone's calling out Sea Bass on this one.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Hey, love all you guys.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Most of the time Sea Bass, but Gina, I was
listening to podcast.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
You dumb bitch.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
What he he's in here?

Speaker 10 (46:28):
Bag?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
What?

Speaker 7 (46:30):
But anyway, everybody has them kind of days.

Speaker 16 (46:33):
Sea Beasts.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I give you a break.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Most times, but jumping none.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
It's bring the goddamn dog, a lost dog into the
freaking studio, and you want to bitch about a little
bit of hair on the floor, And who's gonna run
a goddamn sweeper? Yeah, you understand, your bitch.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I'm gonna troll you forever.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
What you did to them guys, trolling him for years,
I'm gonna troll you forever because you deserve it.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Man, so suck it all right, Bye, I'm not sure
what's the first no idea it was about.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
I think he dropped a seed.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
But Gina, I was listening to podcast. You dumb bitch,
got that.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
You're a bitch getting the keys are in the back,
lost Keith, Yeah I got it, got it.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yeah, lost key's got it. Be great job trolling and
yeah he did real good.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Yeah he's really a Roastmaster General Jeff Art of the.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Country's you know, you didn't really you didn't. Mom. You
complained to us, but you didn't know. You didn't actually
go to HR about the lost dog that but the
dog didn't shed everywhere.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
But and I did bring out the secret illegal office carpet,
which is actually a pet carpeting, pet carpeting thing, just
call aarpening thing.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
It's called.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
Total But I haven't revealed the rest of the room,
so I uh, it's the way these things work is
the front of it, the cover of the bristle area.
Oftentimes that's where the water comes out, and it sucks
in the hair and a lot of water, a lot
of hair. And I was doing that and other people
were vacuuming, and so I took it off to clean
it out. I come back to the studio and I
hear the vacuum running. I'm like, well, that's odd because

(48:14):
it would just be open air. The bristles would just
be rotating in the air because I haven't covered my hand, right,
And who's in there vacuuming the open air and just
tossing stuff into the air.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
But menace. Yeah, but I was the one. I was
the one that pre vacuum.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
You were carpeting.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
Yeah, I was vacuuming and then I left for a moment.
I came back and I didn't notice that the cover
was taken off.

Speaker 9 (48:34):
So, by the way, it's impossible not to notice because
you've got literal You've got the bristles just opened to
your face, spraying whatever in the air.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Menace. Had you ever run a vacuum? That's question? Yeah,
I didn't know. Do you do that stuff for your house?

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Like I mostly have hardwood floors, so I don't really vacuum.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
At your house because we've heard like you don't pack
for yourself, You don't really, Yeah, make yourself what are
because every house had is split up responsibility, Like what
are your household responsibilities?

Speaker 8 (49:03):
My household responsibility?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
The contributing financially. But when it comes to things around
the house, what do you what are you responsible for doing?

Speaker 8 (49:10):
I mean, I do my own laundry. I I mean
I do vacuum when it's necessary that dice and animal
love it.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Take out the garbage.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
I do take out the garbage when it's full.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
You know, everyone's laundry separate launch.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
I just do my own. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
This would be like basically, this would be like driving
your car and the hoods not on, and you're like, well,
I didn't even I didn't notice that the thing was on,
which I apologize, but I wasn't.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
It wasn't shooting out water or anything. I agree with that,
but yeah, it was just acting as a vacuum. No,
I know that your mind is blown, but it.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Was acting as a spreader.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Yeah, it was acting as a dust. We'll got some
of the trending news headlines and I've been do animated podcast.
I'm gonna tell you about here in just a moment.
I didn't want to tell you. There was some just
prank and a car salesman in Wisconsin ended up getting
fired after posting a TikTok where he bragged about how
he overcharged a single mother. His name is Kenny Rua,

(50:12):
and he posted the video with some overlay text on
it and said you look happier. So he's smiling and
the text says, you look happier. Thanks. I just sold
a single mama car ten thousand dollars over sticker because that's.

Speaker 8 (50:27):
A good idea.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
So the internet freaks out. He was getting death threats,
the dealership was getting a bunch of hate and bad publicity.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
I'm sure they loved it.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
They suspended him, and then they looked into it and
you guys just prankin. That deal never happened. He would
say that.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
So who benefited from this joke?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Kenny took the post down and he made an apology video.

Speaker 17 (50:51):
I wanted to come out here and publicly apologize and
take ownership and accountability for my Actually I offended a lot,
a lot, a lot a lot.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Of people who saw are okay. My account is based
on satire.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Everything that I post is nothing but a joke. I
would never post actual true events.

Speaker 17 (51:08):
I want to apologize the single mothers and just women
in general.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
I'm a single parent myself.

Speaker 17 (51:12):
I know what that struggle was like, going to work,
having to take care of the kids, or I found
it funny because it's unrealistic the brand that I was
once selling forts. They don't do markups, especially now a
ten thousand dollars markup.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Oh yeah, hilario. Yeah, dealerships don't do markups.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
No, they're in business to not make money.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
I get you have a satire accounting do that to
get engagement, but to involve your work is moronic.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
It's comedians. Is they really thought things through?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I mean, you know, he's trying. Maybe he's gonna get
better at the at the content part of it and stuff,
and you don't think that's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Not everybody needs.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
But in the meantime, in the meantime, he's gonna still
have to sell cars. You're still trying to perfect no
profit actly, Yeah, he's still he's still trying to to
perfect the other part. He got their name out there, Yes,
charging mart. We got a brand new animated podcast. What's
this one all about? See you Beast? You can see it,
by the way, if you go to our YouTube page.
We have a ton, dozens and dozens of these animated

(52:08):
podcasts where we have some animators that take a little
piece of the show from the podcast and they turn
it into a little cartoon episode, and what's this one.
This is MENACE's attempts to help homeless? All right, Menace
attempts to help the homeless.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
I was on the highway the other day and I
was waiting at a light. And I usually don't deal
with homeless people ever, because I'm originally from San Francisco,
where we have nuclear homeless people that are walking zombies.
I was in a good mood. I had a brand
new bottle of water, so I'll rolled down the window
and I handed to him and he looks at me.
He goes, is it cold? I said no, and then
he pushes it back towards me and then he flips

(52:44):
me off.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Now the oldne would bust a U turn and I
would take my water out, throwing at him.

Speaker 7 (52:50):
For real.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
I've done that before years ago.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
I stopped and this homeless guy comes out to my
car and he just starts hitting on my car and
knocks the mirror out of the way. It was like
Bets had an orange soda. I remember it in the past,
and I just rolled out in the window and go hey,
I threw at him and explode it on his chest.
It was the best day ever.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Because this always well, you can check out the animated podcast.
It's posted right now. Links in our social media as well,
but you can go to our YouTube page. Please subscribe,
do it to our YouTube page. Menace is trying to
explain to me what we do with YouTube. I haven't
been on our YouTube page, I think ever. But because

(53:32):
I don't listen to our podcast, other people should. I've
lived it. Yeah, I've lived it, but like explain to
why to people why they should subscribe to just Clips.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Also, you get like everything in long form, So if
you really enjoyed the audio version of our podcast, you
can actually get a visual version of our podcast.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Just big now.

Speaker 9 (53:49):
Yeah, people like that YouTube has become a podcasting platform.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Yeah, you wanted a podcast on Spotify for instance, Yeah,
yeah you can't. That might be more difficult, Yeah, but
you can definitely find it on YouTube, YouTube dot com.
Slash the Woodies show. We're gonna take a break more
Woody shows next, and we'll get to another throwback Thursday
request as well. If you got one, hit us up
on the text over to two two nine eight seven.
I like Menace because I don't think he even knows

(54:15):
he's funny books. I mean, how much are they these days?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I all right?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Trending news headlines with Gina Grad Well.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Things got really scary in Minnesota yesterday when a twenty
three year old open fire during a kid's mass at
a Catholic school in Minneapolis. They shot a bunch of
rounds from outside, using a rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol.
Seventeen people hurt, two children killed. I believe they were
eight and ten years old. Cops are treating this as
a possible act of domestic terrorism.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Possible. Yeah, well yeah, they found start shooting inside of
a building full of kids and stuff. Yeah, it's possible,
and we'll look into it. We'll get back.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
To you, right, And found ramblings and scrawlings that said
burn Israel, six million wasn't enough and a bunch of
anti Catholic stuff. They were also disturbing videos uploaded to YouTube.
Those been taken down. The gunman has an interesting past too,
to say the least. According to court records, he decided
back in twenty twenty that he was a female, changed
his name, and he went to that school for a year,

(55:18):
and the mom worked at that school for a while
so lots of little wrinkles in this situation, and they're
gone now, so maybe we'll never know. Well, the latest
drawing for the Powerball lottery came and went last night
without a winner. Again. Before the drawing, the jackpot plumped
up to eight hundred and sixty one million dollars, which

(55:39):
is the sixth largest jackpot for the power Ball ever,
and nobody won. But there were small winners out there,
and we'll take them. Three ticket holders Arizona, New York,
and Virginia matched all five white balls in the drawing,
so they each get a million week. Three other players, Mississippi,
Ohio and Virginia they won two million each by matching

(55:59):
the white five white balls and the power play option.
The next drawing will be Saturday night. Jackpot estimated at
nine hundred fifty million dollars. But again, you take the
lump sum, you get four hundred and thirty million, and
that's before taxes. So why bother. Well, football fans can rejoice.

(56:19):
YouTube TV and Fox agreed to a short term extension.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Yesterday was going to happen. Yeah, but there's there's a
both sides too much.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
There's a hero, an unexpected hero in the mix on
this one, so they're still going to work on the
long term agreement. So that means right now you'll be
able to watch number one Texas take on number three
Ohio State this weekend, no interruptions. And this also means
that the Big ten network is staying, as well as
Fox Sports, FS one, Fox News and all local Fox
stations around the country. And out of all the people

(56:51):
to step in and get the deal done, it was
the FCC who urged Google to get this figured out.
So hell yeah of the FCC.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Which is to say, office, everybody's fans, right, got fans
everywhere I want to watch, even if even if they're involved.

Speaker 15 (57:06):
Well.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Chiefs receiver Rashie Rice won't be playing for the first
six games of the season after the NFL suspended him
for breaking its personal conduct Code.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
This comes after he pleaded guilty to charges from a
high speed crash in Dallas last year. Remember that he
was driving over one hundred miles an hour, hit other
cars and ran off without checking to see if anybody
was hurt. Right, Well, he got probation, he got some
jail time, he has to pay the victims medical bills,
and the suspension keeps him out of a bunch of
big games like the Chargers, Eagles, Ravens and Lions.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
I heard he even lost his invitation to the wedding.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
That's the very possible.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Rice says he's learned from the incident. He regrets what
he did.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I don't think he.

Speaker 9 (57:49):
From what I understand, what he did was actually pretty smart.
Given the circumstances. You get the hell out of there,
your being. There is just more evidence. You guys, gonna
be an interview. You might say the wrong thing.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
What's that actor that you love from Sinners?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Chris rock No, Michael B. Jordan.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Michael Jordan. He got in that car accident. Allegedly his
car was totally wrecked on the street and nowhere to
be found. And nothing ever happened to that happened.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
Like I learned from the prose kids run Away.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Well, we have a little like.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Remember the the the plump chick that got her hair
pulled and stuff on that plane and that drunk jicks
like you're a fat bitch like freaking out on her,
and Sam and I both said you would cry. Well,
there's an update on that. Oh here I got the
second time I used.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
That say that like you're on the wrong show for Plump.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
I like plump.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, all right, anyway, Pump. This is this is the
original clip. This is what happened on the plane. The
woman was spitting and pulling another woman's hair on that Southwest.

Speaker 12 (58:55):
I'm your hair, bitch, was so much.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Yeah, put me on the ground.

Speaker 16 (59:03):
Put me on the ground.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Look at this fat lady.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Look at his fat at looks that's horrible.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Look at her outfit.

Speaker 16 (59:10):
Look at this fatst bitch larious.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Shut that.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
Sorry, I can't hear you.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 16 (59:18):
Ugly as dude lady.

Speaker 12 (59:22):
Okay, I'm sorry, black guy, black, My boyfriend's black. My
boyfriends black guy.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
No, you need ye.

Speaker 16 (59:42):
Look at yourself, fatly.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Touch Southwest. That's why the times I've flown spirit. This
is what I was hoping. Okay, So she just has
dress because she's just observing the world around. It's like
going to Benny. It's like going to a Benny Hannah,
and they don't flip the shrimp, they don't make the volcano. Well,
let's get you on a carnival cruse, this fat.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
Ass, ugly bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
She is coming back swinging, but she's not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
She's not the woman the insult, the.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Fat, ass ugly bitch who got the hair ripped. She's suing,
But she's not sewing the chick that called her all
the names and grabbed her hair, because you know those
aren't deep pockets. She's not suing the drunk psycho. She's
suing Southwest. Why so, well, who has the money in
the lawsuit? The woman came they, I'll tell you. She

(01:00:46):
claims she quote sustained serious, severe and painful personal injuries,
which some of which are permanent and lasting in nature.
And she's blaming Southwest and they're open seating policy, which
they're getting rid of, saying that it exposes passing just
to unnecessary issue of conflict, and says that's the reason
she was attacked and the airline failed to protect her
from a foreseeable harm. But you still don't know who

(01:01:08):
you're sitting next to when you book a ticket.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Yeah, shy, I see, Like, dude, how would they be
at fault where they could pre prevent this from happening.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Then you're still sitting next to a stranger exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Yeah, even if it's a sign she's going to you're
sitting next to She's gonna say she showed signs of intoxication,
and your employees at the gate and on the plane
should that's should.

Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
Have been detained sooner so that she couldn't have started
grabbing her hair.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Okay, so we'll give her an extra bag of peanuts
or something. Now, my question, what are these quote permanent
from hair pulling?

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
If your hair can't grow back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
My guess is it's not that you know, you get
your hair pulled every weekend. I like any kind of
permanent damage from that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
I don't think we're talking about hair pulling. I think
we're talking about mental health, emotional.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
It's like boy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
So I'll be curious to see how Southwest wraps this up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
All right, now, Okay, we're getting hoy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg. Yeah, I got
a couple of Greg hoy. I got a hoy at
hoy dot org. All right, night at hoy not alright,
hoy dot org. Yeah, it's a great website. Alright, we're
gonna take a quick break. We're got some more hoodies
show coming up for your next day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
It's not like thrilling for me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
So Coe Sports with the gee, Jeff. Yeah, as you know,
Jeff g out this week taking his son to college
over in Italy, which I've been following on his social media.
Looks cool man for a guy who's there to drop
his kid off at college. He's drinking a lot of beer. Yeah,
take a lot of food and doing a lot of
cool stuff. But sitting in for Jeff GM we got

(01:02:51):
d a t dumbass Tyler with your so cal sports
food morning everybody.

Speaker 15 (01:02:55):
Yesterday afternoon up in Seattle, the Mariners took care of
the Padres and handed them a four to three loss,
which meant that the Dodgers had a chance to get
a little more breathing room in the West.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
There's only four.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Under pitchers and Michael Conforida bless this blah halfway up
the pavilion gone.

Speaker 15 (01:03:11):
Even Michael Confordo is hitting homers, So sorry, since you
guys never really had a chance show hey, in the
Dodgers' bullpen combined to strike out the Reds nineteen times,
helping La get the sweep with the five to one win,
and even better news that lead in the West is
now two games over the little brother from down South.
The Dodgers take today off before welcoming the d Backs
for a weekend series tomorrow. One minor note, Freddy Freeman

(01:03:32):
did miss yesterday's game with a nerve issue in his neck,
but Dave Roberts said it's just a stinger and he'll
be back tomorrow. Meanwhile, the Angels were down in Texas and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Well, Oh gosh Yoka is not done homering against the Angels.
He has hit his fifth home run against him this year.
It is twenty to three.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Twenty to three, Holy hell do suck?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Moving on?

Speaker 15 (01:03:55):
Over in the NHL, TNT came out with their schedule
of nationally televised games, and both the Kings and Ducks
are well represented. The Kings will have five games on
TNT during the season, with their first one on October eighth,
being on the road in Vegas, while the Ducks have
four games on the channel, with their first one being
on November eleventh on the road in Colorado. Over in
college football, the Week one slate officially begins later today,

(01:04:17):
meaning we are all the way back in life is
once again worth living. The actually starts this afternoon with
number twenty five Boise State taking on South Florida, followed
by another decent sized matchup later tonight at six between
Nebraska and Cincinnati. USC and UCLA don't start until Saturday,
so for them, you're gonna have to wait just a
little bit longer. Speaking of college football, you can breathe
easy now if you have YouTube TV because them and

(01:04:39):
Fox have agreed to a short term extension, meaning that
you can see Arch Manning take on Ohio State this
weekend in all of its glory. And in wrestling, the
Ops defeated Ricochet and Goa to retain the Trios championships
on aw Dynamite last night. Shout out to the peeps
who said they like the wrestling mention on the Sports Report.
Enjoy what you enjoy and don't let Seebald over there
tell you otherwise. Tyler, that's your so cal sports.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
DUMBASSA was disappointed. I thought maybe today we get it
and goes a dynamite.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
I thought, maybe.

Speaker 18 (01:05:10):
Maybe I'm giving you guys a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
All right, So I got a prickby tripping and the
bitch be tripping, and since we had before the break
that update on that story. But the woman on the plane,
you know, let's not.

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Forget she was wearing a ed hardy hat, which and
explicably made a comeback from the mid two thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
So since we started with the last ended I'm sorry
and that last segment with the bitch be tripping, we'll
start with a prick be tripping. You know, Tom magazine
and they award their Man of the Year or whatever,
the person of the year. Hey person, Yeah, this would
be our nominee here at the Woodies show. Forty five
year old guy from Wisconsin. His name is Ryan Bordward,
sweet name, Yeah yeah, b O R g W A

(01:05:59):
R D.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
War a villainous creature in a sci fi movie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
So he was in court after he faked his own death,
abandoned his wife and three kids, and then fled the
country to go be with his mistress from Eastern Europe.
This guy, So we'll start with the part where he
faked his own death. He made it look like he
drowned in this kayaking thing last week. Yeah, they never
found his body, staged the kayak in the lake, and

(01:06:26):
then paddled this inflatable wrapt ashore rode seventy miles on
an e bike. He took a bus to Detroit, then Toronto,
hopped three flights to get to Paris, Asia, and then
back to Europe. Okay, turned out he had been talking
to some broad from Uzbekistan that he had met online
a few months earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Yeah, So the cops eventually found out that he had
gotten a new passport, taken out a three hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars life insurance policy, even reversed his visectomy.
So he start a new family with uz Bekistan. Chick,
I mean he's doing he's checking all the box. Yeah,
talk about all in.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
If I needed to know how to get something done,
I'd ask him exactly yea.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
So they finally track him down, they got him back
to the US. They charged him with obstruction. He was
facing up to nine months in jail, pled it down
to just forty five days. Now, when you do that,
the judge doesn't have to accept it. Oh, when you
make a deal like I thought, that was no reason

(01:07:30):
the judge can can say no. And that's what this
judge did. Rejected the deal and doubled it well, almost
to eighty nine days, because eighty nine days is how
long he made his family think he was dead. Okay,
it was one of those judges. I think that's good
I like that. He also had to pay thirty thousand
dollars to cover the cost of the search and rescue,
and it's sentencing. He said, I deeply regret the actions

(01:07:52):
I did that night and all the pain that I
caused my family and friends.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
So where's the usbec chick?

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Now? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
You know, the article did not say anything if she's
still in the picture or not. It's a way, my man.
But the wife, the wife, they were married for twenty
two years. She has filed for divorce irreconcilable difference. Yeah,
I'm saying the abandonment of affection or something like that.

(01:08:23):
That what it's called. No, don I've heard that term before.
While he got was obstruction though. That's insane.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
Man up and tell your wife.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
You just want to well, because I guess in Wisconsin
it's not illegal to fake your death, is it? Did
you know there's no official law I guess on faking.
On faking your death, you get fraud for the insurance stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
What it is called abandonment of affection. I've never heard that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Yeah, I knew I heard that before.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Alienation of effects, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Alienation is part of abandonment. Of affection.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Yeah, I mean Georgia, they had those laws where you know,
if someone's not giving it up anymore, you know, if
you're like, if you're cheating with somebody, they can, like
your partner can sue the cheater, the person that's cheating
with your partner.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Side you can sue for anything, which is weak, even care.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Yeah, it's weak that you can sue the person like
the side piece, because you don't have any kind of
relationship with or quote contract, you might not even know that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
You see, the husband's called divorce, just do that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Or the wife, the cheating wife.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Thank you? Oh, I mean I'm okay what you said.
Sue the husband, Gina, we know what you've been up to.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Just assuming it's just guys who cheat, ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Yeah, when I got divorced, there were only two options
for the reason, and one of them was irreconcilable differences.
And so that's the one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
What about he's gay, Yeah, that was.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Gay America.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
That was not on the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
That's the one that applied to your situation.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
It was not on the checklist.

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
Isn't that fraud American? That's what Renee's eligil when she
divorced Kenny Chesney was fraud and that was Is he gay?
That's a rumor.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
He's not out, but this is how he talks. Mister Gore,
can you can you please give us some more detail.

Speaker 19 (01:10:06):
I engage in an adult consensual affair with another man.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Yeah, there was no affair, no incorrect, that was on
the record.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
It was consensus.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
I am gay.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Yeah, okay. Bitch be tripping from Portland, Oregon where what
he shows proud to air weekday mornings and all one
of two three thirty eight year old woman named Ray
McGinnis was causing some problems. The cops got a call
from a homeowner about how he was woken up the
sound of some broad just yelling mikeyy, Mike kay, along

(01:10:36):
with the clanging noises, and next thing he knows, a
brick came flying through the window. As the officers arrived
on the scene, they heard two gunshots and then they
saw Ray walking away from the home. They asked her
to stop, she refused. They just tackled her ass. She
had a forty four revolver loaded with three rounds and
two spent shell casings. There were a couple of bullet

(01:10:57):
holes inside the house and they figured out by the way.
It wasn't a brick. It was a super sweet cement
squirrel statue that she had thrown through the window. And
according to the police report, when they questioned her, she
said that the owner of the duplex was a quote
galactic spot.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
They say that she didn't even know the dude. But
she was arrested and taking the jail. Bitch be tripping.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
She's fine, Thank god.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Thanks for crazy people, I.

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
Mean, well, and yeah, she'll be out on the street.
I'm sure menace right, Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Yeah, it's not illegal to be crazy. Hell, you're throwing
squirrels through people's shooting up people's houses and all right,
more what he shows next time?

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
I got diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
My mouth is trying.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
So the Taco Bell thing that Gina told us about
yesterday was you call up and you say, hey, I'm
a manager from store number whatever. We just had a
secret shop or come through. They're hitting up all the
other stores in our area. But just so you know,
their order is this.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
Yeah, they'll tell you exact order.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Then you show up and that's who you order, and
I guess you get like really great service and maybe
a couple extras as you exactly not ethical, but it's
it's a quote hack.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Yeah, and now since I like that one, I'm being
targeted with tons more.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Hacks, of course, because you watch one video and then
bombarded with I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Obsessed, yeah, which I kind of am obsessed with. So
I found another one. It has I think seven hacks
in them. They go from like, oh, that's a decent
idea too. You will get life in prison without parole,
so you know, listen. Accordingly, some pro tips. When you
rob a store, get a very visible temporary tattoo. When
witnesses are asked to describe the robber, they will most
likely remember the tattoo. Something you don't really have.

Speaker 19 (01:12:44):
You want to bury a body, but don't know where
to hide it, go to a farm and give it
to the pigs, because those animals really eat anything and everything.
You don't want to go to work, Pay a homeless
person to come to your workplace and beat you up.
The more serious your injuries, the longer your work accident
will be. If you're on vacation and forgot to bring
the charger but really don't want to buy a new one,
go to the hotel reception and tell them you lost
your charger. When they ask what it looks like, just

(01:13:06):
say it's a white iPhone charger and they'll probably have
one lying around and give it to you. If you're
tired at work, set up a ladder and take a nap.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
At its space.

Speaker 19 (01:13:13):
If you get caught, you can say you fell off
the ladder and lost consciousness. To earn more money with
your insurance, keep a broken device in your car. That way,
if you have an accident, they'll think the device broke
during the impact. Do you know that there is a
trick to watch any movie or TV show for free?
Simply type the name of the movie, then the word
index or parent directory after it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
I haven't tried that one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Yeah, I'm not try that one. I have seen like
where you go to a newspaper whatever type website, I
want you to put the subscription information in there. But
if you type some there's something you type after like
slash dot dot dot whatever, and it'll let you into it.
Oh yeah, yeah, I forget. We talked about it a
few months ago.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
What it was.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
The same guy's hugely popular online and he does this
thing where you can do a process where you could
sue the telemarketers and get money off of them for
like every call that can send you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
That's pretty cool show. We begin another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuable time. My name
is what that's Greg Gory? Hi, we got menace. Hi,
Gina grand Sea Bass is here. Yeah, SeaBASS brought goodies
for Greg Gory. He brought some of those city minis

(01:14:28):
burger kings I can heard of city.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
I gotta say that, what are we gonna call this
dipping sauce play? It is not appealing looking strange.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Well, I warned if you've ever If if you've ever
and seabas, you don't know exactly what I'm talking about,
if you've ever had to drop off a seaman sample.
After after about twenty minutes, that's what it looks like, precisely,
it looks clarified, but it doesn't look like white anymore. Yeah,
it ends up. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Now it's weird to be honest that it is white
when they give it to you. But I I gave
it a little a little seconds of microwaving.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Okay, he's doing great.

Speaker 8 (01:15:05):
That looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
That's really weird.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Now I've had those fresh like direct from you know,
the drive through window.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
I don't know how stand to Costcos.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
I'm not sure how they held up bage. I mean
it's not good, bad by any means, but it's no
Costco dry. It looks dry. Sauce is thick, it's very
viscus and weird. Baby phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. He said, it's a text over to
two to nine eight seven menaces going in on one.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
Brom No, no, that's not a good signs.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Very dowey forward. I mean dowey. It is not soft,
not good, yeah, not great. Give that up four three.
It's one of those. I think you have to have
it like that in there, right. I don't know if
it's gonna travel well yeah, yeah, I said it's a
text over to two to nine eight ever going through

(01:16:00):
and Sea Bass has the week in audio. Can cry
up this first clip. This is the soundtrack.

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
You can cry that. Get that going all right? The
soundtrack to this year's Burning Man sounds a lot like this,
which is just dust storms, gelling over tents and the
Orgy Dome, blue blue over the Orgie Dome and Newest
reports they had some rain so that closed the entest
to Burning Man.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
So if you're showing up midweek, you're screwed.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
A guy got electrocuted apparently, So it's a good time
at Burning Man.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
I love it for you, you guys. I'll suck.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
Your weekly.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
We'll spend a weekend with the Jugglos in Ohio. But
he will not go to Burning Mass. I will go
to Bernie Man.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
Just schedule wise, it's hard. It's hard to pull off,
I said earlier. But I the bird is not difficult,
street fair, this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Is a whole week.

Speaker 9 (01:16:50):
So well it's plus it's it's harder, way harder to
get in and out. The people getting in sometimes eight
twenty hours. Sometimes see that somebody getting.

Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
Shamed for flying in a private jet.

Speaker 9 (01:17:01):
Well, yeah, that's the problem is Burning Man is the
no nowadays is pretty rich people pretty and or rich people.
Rich people pay for the pretty people to come a
bunch of jackasses in the middle of the desert doing drugs.
So I hate Burning Man attendees. I don't hate Juggalo,
which is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
The whole antithesis of what they stood for initially.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Right, it was a big hippie San Francisco thing that
moved out to the desert.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Yeah, they didn't sell tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
About like art and sustainability in the environment. But now
those people are super rich. Yeah, so I just like them.
I'm glad they're suffering.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:17:30):
Someone who's suffering but only due to his own misdeeds.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Is this man right here? You hit that off?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
You get too join?

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
Did you fall that Will Smith?

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Is that Will That's a big banger? Whatever this is.

Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Yeah, he's gonna go on a crap because this is
from his newest little like one minute concerts.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Dya rap stop? Okay, dude, this is one of the
more awkward things. I don't know if you do it
as a joke, that's one thing. Because back in the day,
wasn't it Will Smith eating spaghetti? Like when when AI
was first emerging and people are first hearing about AI,

(01:18:13):
it was I'm gonna turn this off. Uh, it was
Will Smith eating spaghetti and they're like, whoa, Will Smith
didn't really eat spaghetti. It was just created this. It
looks so weird. But now he posted this video and
it's supposed to be him at this big concert, which,
by the way, nobody in those kind of numbers are
showing up for a Will Smith content these days. You know,
I don't. Taylor Swift would have a hard time getting

(01:18:34):
literally everybody in the arena to put their cell phone
rights on. People are holding up signs will you help
me survive cancer? Like people bringing signs and banners and
all kinds of stuff too. It's so obviously over the
over the top phony that it's embarrassed, Like you're embarrassed
for him. Well, anyway, did you watch it?

Speaker 15 (01:18:55):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
And beyond that, it's not just like paid actors, it's
AI right alleged.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
So here's the thing is, I've seen different versions of this.

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
So one version menace is they compared it to apparently
a lot of this footage is real, but they use
like AI upscaling or AI sharpening, and that's what AI
is bad with signs and letters especially, so a lot
of the signs don't even make sense and the face
of the melting. So it's not that it was all
fully a fresh princes. It's not that it's all fully

(01:19:26):
AI generated, but it was either sweet maybe sweetened with AI.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Yeah, now the whole thing looks fake.

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
And by the way's terrible song and begin with who
cares about you?

Speaker 15 (01:19:32):
Will?

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
So that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:19:33):
Will Smith, all of his everything since the cheating stuff
with Jada Pinkett before even the slap has been all
his own. Like he's just, as they say, stepping on
rakes again and again, and he's hurting himself again and
again and again.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Is it scientology? What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
You know when people say they protest too much? Why
does he have a song called I Like pretty girls,
Girls Girls?

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
That's the old.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Okay, you need to get something that's just honest around you,
and you got to listen. He hasn't had that for
thirty years.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
Yea, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:09):
This week in audio, all right, this is a from
a report from Inside Edition, and uh it's a guy
who got into a altercation with his Uber driver.

Speaker 8 (01:20:17):
We'll see.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
I know whose side I'm on, but as we go through,
he decide whose side you are on? Okay, let's make
a call.

Speaker 18 (01:20:22):
Forty five year old Brian Coebel says he had his
service dog, Piper with him when he ordered an Uber
after dining out, but he says when the car arrived,
the driver refused to take the seventeen pound golden doodle.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
He was very fat at that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
She's not getting the car.

Speaker 18 (01:20:37):
Gobel says he told the driver that piper was a
service animal, but it made no difference.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
He says.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
He told the driver, just canceled.

Speaker 20 (01:20:46):
The ride, and next time I know, he's out of
his car yelling, and that's pretty much all I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
I'm on the side of the uber driver.

Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
That's all he remembers, because the uber driver headbutted and
cracked him in the face. Oh okay, well up until
that point, I was on the side of the uber driver. Okay, Yeah,
obnoxiousness here, Golden Doodle, obnoxious brandy, flavor of the month
brand number two. Is not a service animal, right, and
you're in You're forty five, so you're old enough to
know that it's not a service animal. You're, by the way,

(01:21:14):
that's a crime in a lot of states to claim
service animal status when they're not.

Speaker 8 (01:21:17):
So I fully don't understand this. So the uber driver's
mad at him for just thought leaving the dog and
taking the ride.

Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
Well, the uber driver is mad because he me brought
the dog with him and a lot of drivers don't
want that because it gets cracky.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
So how does that work? Is there a policy on
pets for ubers lifts?

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
That's a question. You have to select.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
There's a category.

Speaker 10 (01:21:36):
Yeah, there's certain people that will pick you up if
you have a dog, and you knowingly.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Know Jesus, but they have to.

Speaker 9 (01:21:41):
But as this guy is lying about, they have to
thanks to disability access garbage allowed dogs if claimed as
service animals, which this uber driver saw that bs a
thousand miles away head again, head by of the the
passenger in the face and then gave him a good
right uppercut.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
He hits the ground and this continues here.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
Kobel gets head budded, that sucker puned.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
He crumples to the ground.

Speaker 19 (01:22:02):
Some guy just knocked some guy out in the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
He's bleeding very badly in the back of the head.
Someone just hunts someone.

Speaker 12 (01:22:08):
And fell on the ground and he said he's bleeding
from the back.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
Need medical attention, yes, extremely And.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
Where was Piper during all of this?

Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
In my arms when I hit the ground, Luckily she
landed on my chest and then she sort of wandered
around for a minute and then came back.

Speaker 18 (01:22:24):
The driver, identified as the deem uliam Zev, reportedly told
cops he's allergic to dogs. Goobel's lawyer claims the driver
was not legally in the United States and his license
was fake.

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
Which, by the way, I got called out for when
I reported the Uber eats or whatever it was driver
for having a you know, the wrong person on the account.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
This is what happens. People sell their.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
Accounts to other people. Interesting DEMI of jed do nous.
I will give a dem I'll give you, I'll marry you,
give you, give you a green card, buddy, because you
did you know, you acted a little harshly, but you
did the wrong little Yeah. He was bleeding heavily on
the back of a This is why you don't get
to the street fights on pavement, because when you land,
it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Jumping right back into this week in audio, and I'll
need your expertism on this one, Greg Gory. I'm gonna, okay,
hand you a couple of photos of a man.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
I want you to describe them and to the audience
and also give me your impressions about this person, this character.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
This Okay, he's laughing already.

Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
I know what this is about.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
Okay, So this this man I would describe and please.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
Okay, Well, first of all, he looks very much at
first glance like Lance Bass. He's got short, spiky hair,
a very form fitting sweater, teeth, very bright and cherry
bright teeth.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Would Sammy like this guy.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
Bright green eyes, she might, she might like him, kind
of a Sammy t.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
The lance bass face, I think is a big giveaway, right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
It's definitely a Sammy kind of guy, very nice flax
and he's standing in front of a cookie that was
clearly decorated by a toddler with bad eyes.

Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
Greg, would you say this man might be attracted to Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
I'm thinking there would be a one way street Sammy
would be into him. And that's that he's got. And
then there's a second photo of this same gentleman wearing
a Sawyer Hemsley Sawyer Hemley with one of those doodle dogs. Well,
I'll tell you how Sawyer is. Sawyer is one of
the co founders of Crumble with the no E L
or no l E garbage cookie, and so they're.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
We'll get to that in a moment.

Speaker 9 (01:24:31):
The the the validity or goodness of Crumble, Well, Sawyer
was part of his things. He talks about Crumble cookies.
Here he is talking about one of their big their
bigger original staple cookies.

Speaker 20 (01:24:43):
This is the best sugar cookie in the entire nation.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
And let me tell you why.

Speaker 20 (01:24:48):
There's a really unique group called the Pink Ladies, and
this group would help out at the hospital and they
would bake their specialty goods to sell to the community.
My mom would take us and my siblings would always
beg for this pink sugar cookie.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
So again, he might not be interested in Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:25:10):
Sawyer, up until just this week, was apparently straight.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
What he finally addressed the rumors from now here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
It's a bunch of TikTokers. Gay TikTok.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Came out with just some general generic observations that anybody
with two eyes and two ears can make a There's
a man named Grant gibbs On Sawyer.

Speaker 21 (01:25:30):
All right, watching a video of the Crumble CEO and
seeing that that's apparently a straight man. No, it's not
that man is so gay. That man is gay's to
the gods. There's a genetic component to sexuality, mama, and
let's just say he has the gene and there's no
denying evolution. Babe, Oh my god, that's a gay man.

(01:25:55):
All right, that's that's a gay man.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
And you got oh my god, it's game man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
That's like a gay man.

Speaker 8 (01:26:06):
They bully came into coming out.

Speaker 9 (01:26:08):
Apparently it had Yeah, the gay TikTok bullish, poor ol Sawyer.
Apparently he has to do with him being growing up Mormon. Well,
there's a clean cut Mormon's. It's not illegal or Mormon
to be gay, but you can't act on it one second.

Speaker 21 (01:26:23):
Watching a video and there's no denying evolution, babe, Oh
my god, that's a gay man, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Oh my god, in there it helps the gods.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
Never heard that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Yes, never had trumple?

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
What do I have?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
A box off?

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
I don't know anything about, never had one. Let's see
are they like?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
And there's no?

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
Oh those are the mini versions?

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Said, Oh my, that's a a man.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Yeah, which one do I choose?

Speaker 8 (01:27:03):
There's some?

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
You got cookies and cream milkshake. Oreo, you got strawberry
pretzel pie.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
God, that's a gay me?

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Got it?

Speaker 15 (01:27:13):
Oreo?

Speaker 8 (01:27:14):
Try wait for the only thing is like the big ones.
It feels like there's a brick in your stomach.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Oh yeah, you only tell you the only The only
crumbled cookie that I've had that I don't like is
what they consider to be their one of their signatures
with the chocolate chip, which is my go to favorite,
But I think they don't do a very good job
at the chocolate chip, But the other ones I think
are really good.

Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
What about the Kardashian collection.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
You're you're You're both right. This is a delicious dessert treat.
I don't know that I would call it a cookie.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
It's a brookie if anything.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
Well, it's like a it's like a the top of
a cupcake. But it's not a cookie.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
But would you be willing to that's a gay man,
and I'll say it to his face.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
You want to say it to his face? Would Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:27:57):
Is it impolite, even in a super obvious case like
Sawyer here, to call out a gay man, absolutely if
he if he is rude. I don't think Sawyer was
necessarily like I'm straight as an arrow sort of guy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Yeah, right, he didn't say anything.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
He just talked behind his back. You don't see it publicly, Yeah,
he just he didn't address it publicly. But you're exactly right, man,
you just get caddio and behind closed.

Speaker 9 (01:28:18):
He's so gay the way somebody else.

Speaker 13 (01:28:22):
God created the Remington bull action raffle so that man
could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
But that's his own journey. Yeah, you know, that's kind
of dictate somebody else's outings. Very rude.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
Yeah, and again he's a quote unquote public figure. It
doesn't matter. It's still none of your business.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Oh my god, that's a gay man.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Look he said he's a millionaire. I'm sure he'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
That's not outing. That's somebody's opinion. It's not like I
got with this guy and I have the receive.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
But they were relentless on him.

Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
Yeah, like any our old boss, Mike the show killer,
who is a very old gay man, he would say
this about said about Russell Wilson, which oh he did.

Speaker 7 (01:29:06):
Yeah, so he said it about Jake Jillenhall, He said
it about Joseph Gordon.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
He tries to will things into did you guys know
he's gay? This week in audio, all right, this is
a new game. Guess the motive.

Speaker 9 (01:29:19):
I've got it the long clips, so feel free to
pause and jump in with your guesses. This is from
a TMJ for Milwaukee. There is an assault. You're gonna
be hearing a battery and the property damage. You're gonna
hear hear a lot about that. Jump in when you
think you know the motive for this.

Speaker 22 (01:29:32):
She picked up one of those breaks off of the
neighbor's lawn and she threw it onto here.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
A smash windshield.

Speaker 22 (01:29:40):
This looks like she was beating my car with the
four way a hammered hood, not to my rearview mirror
off bust. This window and all the whole window out here.

Speaker 23 (01:29:50):
And passenger side windows now in pieces on the ground.

Speaker 16 (01:29:53):
This ain't no junk yard car. This is twenty twenty four.

Speaker 23 (01:29:56):
Eith Morris's livelihood as a door Dash delivery driver.

Speaker 22 (01:30:00):
Can no longer work right now.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
I can't make deliveries now out of commission. Yeah, got
the order wrong, got the order.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Wrong, opened the order and ate something.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Oh good, guess, good guesses we'll keep going.

Speaker 23 (01:30:12):
Six thousand dollars worth of damage all over eighteen dollars
worth of fast food.

Speaker 16 (01:30:18):
I was outside for ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
This is the hood.

Speaker 22 (01:30:21):
I'm not about to sit outside with my kids in
front of somebody's house I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
For over ten minutes.

Speaker 23 (01:30:26):
Miss sirch Warrant says Faith was unable to complete the
delivery due to losing internet connection with the door Dash
app and returned home. Faith says that's when the customer
bombarded her with calls.

Speaker 22 (01:30:38):
Told me to have a blest night. You said you
was at home. I got your location.

Speaker 23 (01:30:43):
It is minutes later a knock on her door caught
on camera before Faith says she saw the woman proceed
to bash her car. She believes the customer was able
to track her home using the apps GPS.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Since the order was never delivered.

Speaker 22 (01:30:57):
I actually need a lawyer so that by the end
it is I can own door Dash and change the policy.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Okay, so yeah, this was I guess a little bit
of a quirk or a perhaps an unintentional bug in
door Dash is the driver claimed she couldn't deliver the order,
so she just said, oh, I guess I'm going home
and nothing's happening well, which sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
Faking a lie to me. The way I read this
story was that she was on her way to deliver
her cell phone got cut off, like she owed. I
believe it was T Mobile. She had a T Mobile
phone service service got cut off because she had an
unpaid bill, right, and so because that she wasn't able
to quote complete the order. You know, if you're in
an uber or whatever they have to they have to,

(01:31:38):
like they say that you're now in the vehicle. You
clicked whatever it is, so she couldn't complete it, and
so she just left. And so this woman didn't get
her food, and she was pissed. And then she tracked
this woman.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Down because when you have the door dash, it'll show
you the path of the car. It won't to show
you the name of the car. But in this case,
she just followed where the pin was and said, that's
probably it right there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Why got it right?

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
That's crazy enough.

Speaker 9 (01:31:59):
I've been that upset over a door dash delivery, but
probably not. I mean, that's pretty ghetto. That your your
you're not your bill cuts off in the middle. You
were working, I'll give you that, because it's not like
they didn't give you any warnings, like, hey, you know
you have an unpaid bill. Hey it's a little bit late.
Hey remember I just said that late notice.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
It's your late notice.

Speaker 9 (01:32:17):
On the late notice, she notices, and she knows the
other place was already in the hoods. She knows, she's
aware of the hood and then it's and its status
to get her to you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
But yeah, that's that's pretty that's pretty hardcore. It happens
this week in audio.

Speaker 9 (01:32:30):
Speaking of drivers, This is an Amazon driver who was
delivering stuff to lady in to get to do Bob.
I don't believe Doha is in the getto necessarily, but
the Amazon driver sees a doorbell camera and decides to
make a request and complaint to miss Doha.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
I don't know if you can hear me, but for
the love of God, please don't order really really heavy
things off Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Jeff Badel's makes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
A million dollars, but we don't.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
I got a holiday out Amazon's for like a fun thing,
not whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Have a good day though. Okay for that driver, Oh
my god, that is a game man.

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
He was Okay, shut up, you're on the right track here,
because he was wearing his Amazon vest with no shirt underneath.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Hell, yeah, we don't heavy things.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
Yeah, you're right, Like you can order dumbbells and weights
of Amazon.

Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
Makes a million dollars, We don't.

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
This wasn't the Amazon, This wasn't the anvil guy. This
was just like, you know, some shel or whatever. Oh
my god, it's heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
I don't want to carry on.

Speaker 7 (01:33:47):
It might be in the wrong line of work.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
That's more woody show, more of the weekend audio. That's
coming up next, Hang Up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Show.

Speaker 18 (01:34:01):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and enus blisters and being in plastic tupper ware.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Are you except me to believe a word of it? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
I don't and I never will.

Speaker 15 (01:34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Oh my god, that's a gay man.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Yeah, that's my favorite clip of the week. Yeah clue,
thank you. Great games follow because he's around all right
this weekend audio.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
The sexe clip awso from TikTok is from a mommy
blogger because that's interesting. Boy mom x three, Bye mom,
and she's getting a whole lot of crap for her
food Hall number one, who cares what you bought at
the grocery store? I do well, mandas I think you're
gonna like this. Then, is a little bit from boy
Mom x three.

Speaker 8 (01:34:49):
Heder Hall is a thirty seven year old full time
working mom a three boys who also moved her parents
and with her.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
So we got two containers of the two bite brownies.

Speaker 9 (01:34:58):
We got one big thing of seven toast crush because
we still had some leftover from last trip.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
So far, so good. Yeah brownies, Oh those are good.
And then cinnamon toast crunch. I haven't had toast crunch
in for em so far crushing it and being inspired.
We've got a big box of the oat Mill cream pie.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Yeah, big bag sur fries.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
We got six blocks of the marderree jack cheese.

Speaker 19 (01:35:20):
There's two big things of Manai's because we be going
through some manais, two clocks of the.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Mazzarelogies six blocks and of the mild schetdargies. What are
you doing all this cheese party?

Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
He's a dia dip it in the mayo. You put
them in the sandwiches, dot you peppers.

Speaker 12 (01:35:36):
We got the frt loops with marshmallows, got some woreos,
two packs of Capri sons, ten packs of strawberry polate,
so cucumbers.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Also got well the cucumbers. But we got heart disease
and diabetes.

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
Yeah, you got.

Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
Portion control. Look, here's there's a difference. There's a difference.
There's there's Sammy's parents and Sammy. Yes, I believe you
would call that an almond mom is the popular term.
And then you got menace, which is and you might
imagine this lady is not attractive. She's probably about one
hundred pounds overweight, and her and the saddest part is
her little kids are walking around behind her and they
are huge.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
There you go, and I will say this, that sucks.
I hate it when you see that. Yeah, that to
me is legit. And she had proud.

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
I saw a kid the other day with his mom.
His he was so fat that his face was deformed,
it was bunching out.

Speaker 9 (01:36:24):
My best friend growing up was he lived in a
much fatter household. Oh it's fun to sleep, best been
the night over. There was zero of those things she mentioned.
Besides the cumbers would have ever been bought in my household. Him,
my friend, his parents are all dead now because of that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
Would you consider would you consider having like a morbidly
obese child child to be That's what I'm saying, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
Pretty much.

Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Yeah, I meant the part of that sucks is though,
like some kids, they could eat all that stuff, but
they're just not going out and doing anything.

Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
Yeah, it's compounded, all right, and much more fun. New
is for menace, also menace. Guess what's happening in this
clip right here? Guess the sound?

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
All right, guess what's what is your original game?

Speaker 16 (01:37:08):
Okay, a single mother is a female I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Sorry I hit the wrong. Number nine.

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
Please all right, number nine, here we go. Sound that's okay? Setting, Yeah,
are they sending in a drone into somebody that's like
barricaded themselves.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
So they have not only the little roadblot on meals,
but then it has a little drone that launches from it.
And this was a guy who's a murder suspect. I
believe that's in Espaniola's from Venezuela. But yeah, he walked out.
He was barricaded in. But they bust open the door
with a roadblot roadblock comes in and talks to him.
Another roadblot z zooms around. It's the future, but is

(01:37:58):
the is the drone arm with anything? I think it's
really tough to armed drogones and wait considerations. I was
watching I think Jackass Peppers Jackass too, and they had
a paintball gun on a drawne.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
I was bad as I don't remember that. Well, you
can do a paintball gun. You can do like those
burner guns. Yeah, I'd put a burner gun on there.
That'd be bad too. That's pretty cool and then non lethal.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
And then some stupid cities deny this kind of stuff.
Oh yeah, we'd rather risk people's lives.

Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
Instead, and one more clip this week, and let's go
back to that number eight clips. So this is a
lady who uh, I don't know her name, but I
found on World Star Hip Hop. As you might imagine,
she has a different take on girls or ladies, I
should say, who call themselves single mothers.

Speaker 11 (01:38:41):
A single mother is a female who raises her children
on child alone because the father of her children, our
child is either incarcerated, deceased, or just a flat out deadbeat.

Speaker 16 (01:38:50):
But the rest of y'all bitches are difficult bitches.

Speaker 11 (01:38:53):
Put that thing in your bio. You're not a boy mom.
You're a difficult bitch. I call you up to get
my kids. You say years, cool, But let me ask
you a question. You're still with that bitch? What that
got to do with anything?

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
Click?

Speaker 16 (01:39:05):
You hang up.

Speaker 11 (01:39:06):
Now you're sending him a long paragraph telling him how
you're never gonna see your kids, how he's getting put
on child support.

Speaker 16 (01:39:11):
Does that sound like a single mother to you? Or
does that sound like a difficult bitch?

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
I love her, Oh my God, with you and maybe
you're just hear that again.

Speaker 16 (01:39:29):
A single mother is a female who raises her children
or child alone. Because the father and her children or
child is.

Speaker 11 (01:39:34):
Either incarcerated, deceased, or just a flat out deadbeat. But
the rest of y'all bitches are difficult bitches. Put that
in your bio. You're not a boy mom, You're a
difficult bitch. I call you up to get my kid.
You say, yes, cool, But let me ask you a question.

Speaker 16 (01:39:50):
You're still with that bitch? What that got to do
with anything?

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Click?

Speaker 16 (01:39:53):
You hang up.

Speaker 11 (01:39:54):
Now you're sending him a long paragraph telling him how
you're never gonna see your kids, how he's getting put
on child support.

Speaker 16 (01:40:00):
Does that sound like a single mother to you? Or
does that sound like a difficult bitch?

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
Honey?

Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
They do have all the control and obviously the course
side with mothers, so they get to they get to
have their way and so their ways being a difficulty.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
All right, Well, thank you very much, mass quick break.
I'll get some more Woodies show next. Hang up. Well
that's it for Wednesday. Everybody rip a couple. Thank you
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Speaker 7 (01:41:34):
Please, Yeah, you will make it through another day today
without using a squared plus B squared equals C square.

Speaker 8 (01:41:41):
It will survive.

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
I promise you you have that thought as a kid,
like how much of this am I gonna need when
I get older?

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
And they always said, oh you will, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
And now I do the same thing where I lie
to my kids and I try to explain to them
what they could possibly use that for, right I I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Well, I was always told logic it just helps you
with It.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
Helps with thinking.

Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
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