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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it.
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The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
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Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session. A good more than everybody.
It's the beginning of a brand new week. It is
the beginning of a brand new month. It is September
the one, Yeah, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm whatdy. That's great gory. We
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Coming up on the show this morning. Some unresolved mysteries
we're calling them. Also a couple of things for Greg's
number one, Greg's trashy neighbors. Update on that and Greg's
immature applies text messages. You're excited for that? What is
show family feud? And we do this from time to time,
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and the question is what do you do and how
much do you make? People are always fascinated by that totally.
We have listeners across the board and all different kinds
of industry, all different kinds of careers, every level of.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The pace game I don't know exist.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, that's and that's the thing. I think a lot
of people here like, oh, you know what, I I
had no idea. I think that pays our that, but
I didn't even know that was really a job, right,
that'd be kind of cool. So we'll get into some
of that. Also a question, and we're gonna start with
this one question for the parents here. What's something you
secretly hate doing with their kids? And again, I know
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you're a good parent and you'll do it. I I've
done plenty of stuff, smile and the thing that I
see and I saw come over on the text. And
I don't get asked to do these things, but my
wife certainly does. My daughter gets into the TikTok dances
and the TikTok things, and so she's like, got my
wife doing the coordinated like you know what I ask ask.
(02:46):
I'm sure my daughter's obsessed with Gina. By the way,
Queena obsessed. I think she likes Gina more than she
likes us.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, how do you feel about the one completely underwriting
your daughter's life and doing everything for her and I
get all the credit.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like, you're my mommy now. It's you know what
it's like when you had that really cool aunt or uncle. Yeah,
you know, I think you're just like a cool antswer
that's my girl kind of thing. Yeah, and then you
also encourage it by telling your crap like that, like
you're my girl. She is my girl. We tell Geno
all the time, like, dude, feel free to like just
tell her to go away. No, I would never because
she gets a little much because she's so she's very physically. Yeah,
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oh yeah, that makes it sound really weird terrible, like
we have to be like physically. She wants to stand
next to next to to hold her hands, you want to? Yeah,
my little my shadow?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So Hide and Seek made the list a lot of
people on the text with that, especially when the kid
hides in the same place every single time. Where could
you possibly be under the table? Playing pretend sucks? Like, oh,
your kid's a dragon fairy astronaut. For the four hundredth
time today, I'm scared, dude, watching kids TV shows Now,
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that is not as bad as something I would rather do. That,
Yeah than playing pretend or hide and seek or reading books.
Is basically because you don't have to be on there's
nothing you need to do. It's just the repetitiveness of
the stuff that they're watching because it's the same show
or even the same exact movie, the same exact episode
of Sophia the first Yeah, they're watching a billion times.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I've a question though, has a lot of these shows
gotten hip and put like underlying jokes for the parents.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, some of them. It was always good at that,
some of them. But then some of them have really
leaned into the science of kids television, and so it's
very deliberate with certain sounds, tones, colors, certain amount of movement.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, Coca melon I think is the big offender. Yeah,
there are too many quick cuts, too much stimuli.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And so it's like tripping in how some people get
triggered into seizures with strobes and yeah, there are some
parents who are getting basically panic attacks in used to buy.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, the thing with the kids is, you know how
we're addicted to our phones and there's lots of quick
cuts and colors.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's what it's. It's just making them zombies.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
They're just did they initially say that was SpongeBob. SpongeBob
was like a big offender of like how even the
the way they spoke in the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
But I'll say Bluie is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I would watch that on my own. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
It is, yes, great, it's slow, it's quiet, the stories
are nice.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I didn't mind Peppa Pig because pig, but my daughter was.
But the voices were really kind of mellows Australia. Hello
mummy pig. Pepa, Yeah, hello Pepa, Hello Papa. I'm gonna
go take a look on the mummy pig skirt. I'm
gonna Carol hotail.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Apparently that show even started kids speaking with slight British
accents affected like hell.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Good yeah yeah, so uh watching kids TV shows?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, if you says man, if you've never wanted to
throw Bluey off of a cliff, you're not living.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Art, arts and crafts, that's a chick thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But actually if they want you to hang.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It on the wall, or they all want it on
the wall. Eat the mess. That's the thing, because it's
a mess. It's all over the place. Oh and if
you whoever figured out that you could make slime at home, yeah, yeah,
one I would manage that outside. Next thing, you know,
like uh, you know how there's people who are in
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the huffing will take you to like an office max
to get you a bunch of compressed air, like your
kids are trying to get you to go to Target
with them or whatever and buy a bunch of Elmer's
and then mix it with was it like corn? It
with a laundry detergent or or fabric soft and one
of the two. I forget which one it is. And
at least it's a mess.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And then once it's done, some in there and once
it's done, it ends up and play on or in places,
and you're like you got to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Keep this at the table.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And and for the little boys, at least little boy
in my life. Anyway, Greg, you'd be so pissed everything.
Let's make a volcano with like baking powder and laundry
ergent activity everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I mean, you're getting glitter glue off the dog.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I mean, great would make his children live in a
tent in the backyard into honesty time.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
What's something you secretly hate doing with your kids? This
person says board games. Yeah, shoots and ladders is where
joy goes to die. The only one I remember Kevin
having some kind of fun because I hadn't played it
since I was a kid, and my kids were into
it for like a hot second was Candy Land still sometimes.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But you know what's awesome about board games, they're missing
the point board games have a definitive ending. The thing
that ruined my life was when the kid would make
up his own rules to a game that he made
up and it wouldn't end the way to keep changing.
That was the worst part for me, just I don't
know what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
You allowed him to like do that.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I would tap out eventually because I'm like, okay, last time,
big finish. That was my that's my warning. Like when
he's putting on a show, big finish, here's the big finish.
Because I can't. I can't just be let around on
this leash for two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
See somebody says going to the playground. I was always
fine with that. Number one. They're outside, they're burning themselves out.
But don't you have to play with them?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, Oh, that's because they sit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They h it's too fat for swinging. I'm too fat
for you know, climbing up on these things. I'm not
supposed to be up there. I'm two hundred and sixty pounds.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But did it ever worry you? Because if I had
a kid at the playground, I would think he's going
to fall and break his around.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
They're fine, they're falling in sand exactly. Really yeah, man,
interest me, I'm fine with that. Kids parties getting some
uh some shout out, dude, you know twenty just like
hyped up sugar loaded toddlers screaming at a bounce castle place.
Somebody always ends up crying. Yeah, and you know you
got the moms and the people hanging around spiking their lacroix.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let's just be hanging out.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I have a quick question when going back to the playground,
real quick.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Now the stuff on the ground, the wood chips, would
you call them tanbark like I did tan bark?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, it was mulch sometimes multi or wood chips or
like what I see now now A lot are like
I think they're like shredded old tires around something.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
But when I was a kid, we called the.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Tambark the hometown, we called it tan Bark. Tambark. I've
never even heard that tan bark. It was tan Bark,
really never heard. Just Greg and I Yeah, yeah, heard
hyper local reference and a lot of times, at least
when we were kids, the playgrounds had sand underneath them.
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And then they stopped doing that because literally thehood cats
and stuff and come around and crap in it. Yeah,
they would use it as a litter box. And there
was a sandbox I remember at our elementary school, you know, playground,
and we'd get in there and every once in a
while like some good ew because there was they all
of a sudden, they're digging in the sand.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They're holding this turd. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, we either had sand or tambark.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And then on on days where it might rain, did
you wait for the official person to walk in and
ride on the chalkboard for lunchtime? It was eat in,
play out or eat in and you were waiting about eating?
Was that ever?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Eat out play out?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Waited with baited breast, get to go outside, or you
sit there and watch a film you've seen a thousand times.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Did you have brunch and lunch.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Brunch.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, we had that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I had never heard of until my kids.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, we have high school Yeah runch. Wait, that's what
Holds grew up in California. That's what it was called. Yeah,
late morning minute break.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
When I was in junior high, that time period was
called nutrition.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Nutrition, Yes, it was all processed crap.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I went to school in Pittsburgh and New Jersey. It
was like lunch lunch or and that was it. And
the lunch was it was Elio's pizza and a chocolate
milk or corn. Whatever you brought in that you would
trade with your friends because the stuff that your mom
packed you sucked those little fruit cocktail cans that had
the little moll tap on the top. So there was that.
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And then if you forgot your lunch and you didn't
have any lunch money on you, you can get a like
a basically like an IOU kind of ticket that from
the front office. They got you one of those terrible
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which was like four inches
of peanut butter and the world's finniest layer of jelly. Yeah,
it was very dry peanut butter, like like the kind
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of stuff that would just kind of crumble apart as
opposed to be creamy. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We had and then thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Five minutes was twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Mine was like it might have been fifteen acts fifteen. Yeah,
it was just called brunch. They didn't serve the mota.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I never heard of this.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, it was just a fifteen minute ring.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It sounds soft, right, please brunch. It sounds like you
like like some kind of like a fancy It sounds fancy.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It wasn't all right kids, time for brunch, time for
high tea like okay milk.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. At the meeting, the teacher said,
I don't know, this sounds soft. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Sure, they cared because people fruity too. The USC headquarters. Yeah, sorry,
I didn't go to school in jail brunch. Yeah, that's crazy.
You want to have your brunch before Paulo practice kids,
and then don't forget about etiquette class today. I say
not that my school was actually in Spain, was mainly
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in the place. Now, when you sip your tea, keep
those pinkies down.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Now, you see what you're describing is what I wish.
I Yeah, that's my.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Dream remind the elbows on the table a reminder to all.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Students to drive to school each day, please be sure
to tip the valet woe. They're working class people, unlike us.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're seeing into my fantasy world.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My school was painted hand me down, painted sand quin,
legit it.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Paint from Vango Studios.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
From legit, no business calling it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The computers still jacked up.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Forgot to know.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So they said they're working on the network drives and
stuff right now. That's okay, that's all right. Look we
got we got plenty of stuff. I did want to
give you a couple of pieces of feedback. This one says,
ever since you guys hyped up the Better Goods Margherita pizza,
I've been wondering how a frozen pizza available at Walmart
could possibly be as good as you guys claim because
(14:09):
it's so good. I trusted y'all because you brought the
Diornoissant croissant crust pizza to my attention years ago, and
it's been my favorite frozen pizza up until now. But
I tried the Better Goods pizza and I get it.
There you go. The croissant pizza was good, but still
(14:29):
a frozen pizza. The Better Goods pizza doesn't taste like
a frozen pizza. It tastes like something you'd order from
a sit down restaurant restaurant. I ate one and a
half pizzas, my brother, who was high on weed, only
ate half.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So that's it.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, so they really liked that Better Goods Margarita pizzas
right thanks to our friend rich dmuro Rich on tech
uh And then we got some feedback on Greg's ongoing
traffic traffic garbage can situation. Yes is Greg the h
o A Hale? Yes he is. However, I totally understand
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his frustration. We have a couple of people who are
constant water wasters, and I am talking so much water
that it wets four blocks of houses with the water wastings.
It just runs, it just keeps. There's so much maybe
like one I've seen this too where they have a
sprinkler head but nothing is hitting the grass, twel hitting
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the sidewalks, do just running down the street. So how
is Greg the HOA Hall? There are also the people
who can visitors parking and rotate their cars so it's
always full. I wish I could do. Would you guys
say that's from Susan. Very little sense there, Greg.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Have you noticed anything about so you said the garbage
cans went away for a little while, came back. Have
you noticed anything recently in the past few days about
those garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm very glad you asked that, because there are two houses,
as I've mentioned, that are the biggest defenders in their
side by side, close to each other, and one of them,
for some reason, I don't know if they have some
special accommodations, they have about six garbage cans. Those are
usually always out, and they still are, or maybe they'll
be on the sidewalk. But the worst defender, the house
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to the right of that one is the other day,
I'm driving by and I saw that they moved their
garbage cans onto their driveway. Okay, And as I'm driving
past it at a relatively fast speed, I saw something
on the actual garbage cans.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Not just like a green garbage can.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Interesting. It was a very large decal that I had
to decal, circle around and go back to see it.
Am I seeing things? It was about I'm just guessing
here twelve feet wide eight inches tall, and it's said,
and I again, I apparently only did a drive by
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the person who lives here keeps their garbage cans out
like a slob twenty four to seven three sixty five.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Wow, so such a thing.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't know, somebody very rude and uh and it
worked to get them to put it on their driveway
and they did not remove this decal for some reason.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
So easy enough to keep their garbage cans out of
the sphere.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So yeah, it worked and they left the decal on.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So is that a city detail? I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think your call to the city prompted somebody from
the city to print custom print out this custom decal,
go to the actual house on a special assignment and
put the decal on there, and it got them to
move it onto their driveway.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Wow weird?
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Who I mean, that's that's great service from the city.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I don't know if the house to the left of
that house also got details, but I didn't see any.
And their trash cans are still in the street. Oh yeah,
so maybe they ignored it if they did get the decal.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Or maybe they never cut the took the time to
take it off.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Now as that they were in bad is there a
phone number of any kind like one that sends a
lot of text messages to the radio station or you
know what, I honestly didn't see because I also I
was going to cross reference that number with the text
to come into.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The radio station. Because I outsourced dealing with this issue.
I also don't want to make it super obvious. Ill
you outsourced it, yes, how by asking a favor from
a certain person here in the room. Well really we.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Called into the city to begin with.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And uh, And so I didn't want to make it
look like, oh, look at this guy stopping to get
out of his car to look at the sticker.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So I had to do drive bys multiple that did
it look weird? Like why is the guy who lives
three doors down? Like just keep driving by.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
The right and over and everything and staring and trying
to read the sticker.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I said, I had the same problem in my neighborhood, Greg,
I wanted to pay a homeless person to take the
trash cans for a joy ride and leave them three
or four blocks away.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Nice, I mean that is the next move is to well,
if you can't responsibly own or use trash cans, you
don't deserve them.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Oh argument, yeah, yeah, like you.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Don't deserve a door on your bedroom, and you start, well,
this is a great except but you start by moving
to maybe the end of the block.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Right Okay, And I'm wondering if the person who put
the sticker on the garbage can's notice that a lot
there are a lot of offenders in that neighborhood. Yeah,
it's like catching on hunt.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
I left that person noticed that Greg was not lying
that they have just a household trash can out on
the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Isn't that the one of the bizarre thing?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What garbage neighborhood do you think we live in? Sir
so Greg, I know how you feel about people parking
cars in their driveway. He's not for it. It's dumpy, Yeah, yeah,
he's it should be if you have a garage, very trash.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
If you have a luxury of having a garage and
you're parking on the driveway or the street, what is
wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, so let me ask you this question. One of
my neighbors I've noticed does not park their car in
the driveway. They do have cars in the garage, there's
a third car, and they park it on the street,
not even in their driveway. They park it along the
curb because it's their third vehicle.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Third vehicle.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, they have to leave the driveway open to get
the cars right. No, because they do have They do
have space to offset to the right because they just
redid their drive they have a nice wider driveway.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh, specifically for parking.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, correct, now, but they won't park there because it
looks they park it in the street. And I've noticed
that now they're not even parking it in front of
their own house. They're parking it down the street a
little bit in front of somebody else's house. In front
of somebody else's house. How do you feel about that? Honestly,
you call me a grandpa if you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That is. I don't support that. Yeah, you're going to
park your car that I had that same problem with
my neighbor. But there's plenty of room for two cars,
and they always park right in the middle, so there's
no room for somebody behind or in front. Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Now, if it's between parking on the street like that
or the frightly thing of having a car in your driveway,
you choose, I'd go for driveway parking in front of
somebody else's house. At least you're taking up their convenience.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right, and I'm not you're to say, oh, I own
the street. I know it's not my street. I know
you can park legally anywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It's just a matter of civilian social contract. Yeaheah, All right, well,
you know interesting update.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I can't believe that the city has gone through the
trouble of printing up those stickers.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
And now if the city and on my cans, I'd
be embarrassed and I would take it off, but right
they left it on.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, that's crazy. You have to get to an update.
If you noticed anything else, I will. That's very nice
of the city. Thank you guys. On behalf of Greg.
And you know, because when Greg's happy, he's good here.
And yeah, we're all happy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We're all happy. I mean, doesn't everybody just want to
be happy.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I be Greg happy life, nice work city. Alright, another
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here, give us some your valuable time this morning.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
Menace is here, Good morning Gina grat There is Sea Man. Yeah,
we've got Sammy and we got Morgan here. Take it
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to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can
send us a text if you'd like, over to two
to nine eight seven. Now, the first thing we're gonna
do this hour is go to Greg Gory. What's for
some immature applies to text messages? And I think Greg
(22:15):
kind of fell out of love with doing this for
a while. But that's why we don't do it as
often as we're used to it. But people still like.
It's what the people like, that's what the people know.
These are real text messages that have come into the
text two to nine eighty seven, and Greg will be
sending these replies after he gives us a couple options
and we help him decide which one we're going.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
To go with a new pick. All right, how about
text number one? Next number one is from the eight
one to eight. Why does Woody keep having bort On?
He's consistently low energy and uninteresting. So a couple of
odds the whole thing, that's the whole time. Why does
Woody keeping on? He's consistently low energy and uninteresting.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I'm just going to file that under action items.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Great. How about why because every time he talks it
makes you angry, and we feed off your tears the
same way your mom feeds off dog mayogo.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay, okay, that might be hard to beat. Another option,
yeh okay, okay, this one, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I worked on this way too long and I'm not
proud of it. Okay, but something along the lines of
too bad. Your dad hadn't been low energy with this
pull out method in your mom's nuthole, so we could
hear less from your opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
This is gonna finish. That's really good.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's amazing nuthole an opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Had he not been low energy pullout game texture would
not be there.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Born's studio is all torn up. I would go to
uh bord on this one, Hey, Bory, once you run
on in, I.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Would like to uh I don't.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So is he coming in? That's tough man. Sorry, we're
gonna get borts more mic time hearing Ye, sorry, sorry
texts for you? All right, They're gonna be so depressed.
Now did you hear? Did you hear the replies?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, which one do you like the best? I'll let
you know what. Let's like. I'm a big fan of
reply number one. Howthles are dono is great? However, the
pullout game one. That's it. That's the best one. Love it.
I think it's great.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
You understood it.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's kind of a thinker.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, that response control see troll.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
By the way, it's a trick that Greg learned not
that long.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Past.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeh copy who used to like type them all out again?
Oh yeah, even already I had all this computer broed.
Sometimes I just take the long road one one day one,
I'll here you go. One bort is great, thank you.
Let me click on make sure this is not a
troll the previous question, replied Minisau. No, I'm looking now
(25:14):
me love Greg sending you hugs? When and where is
the prom nine? Okay, yeah, moved, we have a knew
what would Morgan.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Do for money?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah? Alright, right nice yea, all right, that's good.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So there you go. All right, okay, Greg Gory's immature
applies to text messages.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
One more also from the eight can we put a
what jar in front of Gina? You don't have to
respond to every syllable that comes out of Woody's mouth.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
What's that like a you know, like swell like a
swear like a swear drip?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Anyway, like if we're in a conversation like what yeah, sorry, sorry,
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Another one, bort is great. Nice way to go, Greg
Gory smoke that guy like a piece of.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Good comes to my I feel so special anytime, anytime?
All right, can we put a what jar in front
of Gina? You don't have to respond to every syllable
that comes out of Woody's mouth. So this one's super simple.
We'll get a what jar when your mom gets a
butt slut jar?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You feel me?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Was I do you know it would end with it?
You feel me? Dog?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You are the master because their mom likes what but
and not just like likes it, but no, like crave.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Satiable. And then how about worry less about what comes
out of Gina's mouth and more about all the beef
bullets cramming their way into your mom's meat puddle.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I've not heard that one on the end. Yeah, you
gained me on the end. Meat puddle.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh, it's I think it's after, you know, it's after
just been absolutely obliterated.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yea meat It's like swampy roast beef.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, I gotta say meat puddle is creative genius.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, obliterator gotta be number one. Number one.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Now we have to go meat Puddle.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
We do more scriptory, so number two seas scriptory scriptory. Yeah,
I'll go with the number two as well.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So good.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I loved and upsetting Sea Bass's great. Oh my god,
meat puddle.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I have control seed, I have controlled v And now
we're sending.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Done done, thanks, beautifully done. Since we're kind of on
the topic, I thought this is pretty cool. Carrie Underwood,
you know Carrie Underwood, Yes, Carrie Underwood, Yeah, you know Underwood, Yeah,
Carrie under One. She was doing a thing with E
(27:56):
News and she was telling them how she's a pro
social media and this is a good lesson I think
for a lot of people. She said that she learned
this from Joe Rogan and it's a thing called post
and ghost. She wants you to know that it's really
important to remember that the Internet or social media specifically,
it's not the real world. And it took her a
long time to realize that. She says, quote, I'm forty
(28:18):
two years old. Do I care if somebody doesn't like
my hair today? Or if this thing I sang or
how I sang it? I don't. So if I want
to post something, I'm just gonna do it and leave
it there because it's not real life.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
None of it is.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
We're going to get out quick, carry or wood he
shows next. Hang on, fellow comrades in mediocrity. I want
you to listen, very careful.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You can all go straight to the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right, Welcome back, everybody, hoy.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So we had Greg's immature replies to text messages right.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Before god break. Yeah, then but what what was what
was the term that we liked a lot?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah? And then the first one was about Board said what.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
He was low energy and uh, consistently low energy and
uninteresting that we feed off the tears to the way
your mom feeds off dong.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So bort saw that text message come in last week
and we forwarded it to uh to Greg and then
bort did a little bit more digging into that, and
uh he made he made a discovery.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Oh yeah, he looked inside and said I am I
am low energy and boring.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, yeah he did, he didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Actually, here comes here comes Borty has a shadow of
looming shadow and he's moving with a very little third.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The looming shadow yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Anyway, so, uh hey board, welcome back and so like. Yeah,
so he looked into the because we can see like
when somebody sends a text, Okay, we could see all
the other texts that they send it mobiles eighteen. So
uh we printed off all the text messages that this
per same person has sent thirty six pages.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Now, hold on, this is This is how it sounds
when you I mean, it's look, it's I it's a ton, right,
it's it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah. Anyway, the phone number on there is you know,
they got the phone number on there. Who sent it?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You can see at the top and uh so the
last four digits of the number is one eight seven nine.
Uh huh one eight seven nine. Now here's here's the
phone number menace. I'm gonna show it to you at
the top.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Peer.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Okay, all right, can you can you see that?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Is it the same or is it a different number
than this number here? Okay, so it's the same number
that's on all the stickers that Sea Bass leaves on
people's cars for CARTNERD six pages text. Now that's a
(31:26):
deep people say that's a deep. Fan You screw up
any number, right, people say, people say, people say, hey,
what the show When it's time for commercials or music
or whatever. What are you guys doing in that time
or what are you guys talking about in that time?
And what we have always wondered because we have a setup.
(31:47):
Sea Bass is a very unique position here on the show,
whereas he pretty much does just the stuff that he
wants to do or that he wants to participate. And
there are certain things that I say, Hey, I'd really
like he's in here for this segment or that segment.
But otherwise he has the ability to be involved in
all of them. It's up to him that you know,
(32:08):
whether he wants to be involved in those or not.
But a lot of times he is just sitting in
the office and he is on the computer and working. Yeah,
and Vaughn noticed on text messages apparently because Vaughn, because
Vaughn sees like he's on the text a lot, and
we assume that he's running back to some people. But
apparently here are yes, he's texting into the show as
if he's a listener.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Well that's that's the assumption here. No, it's okay anyway,
So men menace. Can someone not spoof any phone number
out there.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh yeah, okay, so tell me, tell me to tell
the truth.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yes they can.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
So if they had this, this would be a great little
like dig it me to like tend you.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
So how far this go to? Like twenty twenty one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So uh so here, let me let me, let me
read something and you can tell me if these are
these sound like Sea Bass or not?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
When it comes to people, I broke it out into
different things about people on the show, nitpicking wording on things. Uh,
let's see, there's also one here supporting himself. There's also
one called make playing, make believe, pretending to be somebody
completely different altogether. That's so this person is a real psychopath.
You're saying, yes, your okay. I like so the Texas.
(33:27):
I like blank people. I like blank more than people,
dog's mascots, et cetera. Isn't the interesting, funny, unique take
that Bort thinks it is. I mean, it's true, Okay,
I support this, agree with and Gina and Sea Bass
give Greg some comedy lessons. When somebody does a great impression,
don't copy them, just set them up like Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
The other thing is doesn't spell Sea bass correctly ever A, right,
it's it's it's C bass or s e A. It's
different all the time, that's sure. Sure, Okay, Sammy worst
(34:06):
instincts in radio. I mean that's now. This these these,
these next two, these next two came in while Greg
was out, while he was with his parents after his
brother passed away. Greg is going to be so rested
after his free two week vacation. Also, Greg took a
major vacation this month. Yeah, that's what that was. Yeah,
(34:27):
it was a vacation. Got to give it to Sammy.
She out bores everyone every week. Yikes. Did Gina learn
these listening and gas lighting skills in therapy? Oh? Because
he's always talking about gas lighting and therapy.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Uh so, Wait what did Bort mean with his some
type of look comment? Or is he just being unfunny
and uninteresting as usual? By the way, there was there
was a number that we're targeted at board. That's not nice,
no offense. But what Sammy and Gina s A M
M Y and g E E n A do besides
shoot down the fun ideas?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I didn't really. Sammy is a jumper in her sea
mass will set up an explanation, and as he's about
to pay it off, she jumps in with nonsense. It's
so interesting that this person is I mean, they're listening.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
With ears like well, yes, sounds like there.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Hey Morgan, let's see this one is for you. It says, uh,
Morgan has entered the phase of working out where it
has become her personality. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
He baited me with that one too, because I texted
back all mad.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Okay, See, I'm convinced what he has no idea about
the FCC. He just used an explicit sexual term about
oral sex. I have a better understanding from all my
years and from my dealings with the f SEC in
the past that yeah, I have a pretty good idea.
Did Bort learn how to be a wet blanket from Sammy?
(35:57):
Oh it's not fair?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
What? Yes, you guys stopped doing that.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
I'm off I know, I'm off the hook because I
can't spell any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Bort is just not good on the air, is greg Okay?
He repeated both what both Sea Bass and Gina said
right there. Sammy is his whole radio thing. Huh. G
and Sammy don't understand anecdotes versus overall trends. Sounds like
something a researcher would say, right, a smart guy. Yeah,
there's the jar, no offense. But Bort sucks on the mic.
There's a little one. I love what he tells a
(36:28):
bad story. And then Greg is like, oh my god,
all right, I mean you're getting some laps in the room.
No judgment, because knowing it's from you, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
No judgment.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Did Sammy listen to the Woody Show before she got hired?
Or did you just want a job on the radio?
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Now?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I don't think she did listen to the show. She
was working on another radio show. I've been very open
with that.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I didn't listen to other radio shows at all other
than the one I was on.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Huh My twelve year old daughter said, that's so random,
just like Greg. Okay, now let's go to the twelve
year old daughter. Right, let's go to the picking, of
which we all know that he is speaking of nitpicking.
Nitpicking this person's text. We really are, because there's thirty
six pages. We just kind of whittled them down. Look,
I actually think I have more angry text than you do. Yeah,
so I had uh had I had Gina go through
(37:14):
all thirty six pages, and then she kind of did
the pass of it, and then I did the pass
of it, and then I organized a little bit. Uh,
this is the nitpicking the wording here. I was thinking,
we're gonna get regular news. But these are trending news headlines,
you guys rule. So this is where all that whole
thing about the nitpicking over the text of people. It's
a thing and a smart thing to stop down on
and radio. Yeah, why does what he say hit us
(37:36):
up with that text? Is he trying to sound street?
I try to send that text, but my phone will
only allow me to send a text. This is very
sea and that says sorry. Yeah we did address because
then I said sorry. Now that the texter messaged it,
I can't stop hearing when what he says hit us
up on that text. He is definitely he's replying to
(37:56):
his own text. Now this is a he or she.
By the way, these are not trending news headlines. You're
just reading the news That word covers the other.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I do support that. Wait, hold on, everybody, Gina's reading
more than the headline. She's reading the actual stories. Tell
her to stop the woodie, thank you for giving us
the original gangster version of this song.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It sounds so cool when you put it that way.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
It must have been like alien an farm, smooth criminal
and like yeah, like what was.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It? By time?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Greg, It is not random to send glasses to a
lens crafters. We thought you knew what words mean. Are
you a twelve year old girl? Thank you body for
quote getting after it today? You are really going after whatever.
It is really harder than normal. This morning's random.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That is random. That's pretty right.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
The context. I guess, well, because there are some days
I schedule a lot of you know, bigger what could
be end up like longer segments than we have necessary
time for. So I'll say the dude ambitious hour. Yeah,
you know, because like we're trying to get to a
lot of stuff here, so let's let's kind of keep
It's kind of more of a reminder for the residents
in the room.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's keep it moving.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh yeah, this is when Sea Bass was on location
doing that movie with Perry Caravello and Ohio, Yes me too.
You won't be checking in randomly with Sea Bass. You're
just not going to spin a wheel to determine when
you talk to him. You will check in quote periodically
appreciate no proof.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
This is me, by the way, Why would I Why
would I lead an obvious trail of clues by using
the same number that's already a.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Course over the course of four years. This is a
troll job by an obvious troll. The Sea Bass, ever
get pissed when what he plays clips that he could
have used for the Weekend Audio. Sea Bass is exactly
correct about Corey Feldman, s n L, Bill Maher and
many others have had him on after they bag on him.
(39:56):
It is intellectually curious. These are all this exame exact,
This is interoffice conversation.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Exactly right.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
We also had that conversation on the air. It's very
Why does Greg hate that Sea Bass got hired? Wasn't
what he about to quit and dissolve the show until
Sea Bass Sea Bass showed up. Those are two different things.
We brought that up on the air. Those are Those
are two different things. It really sucked like the first
nine months and I kind of was following the things
the way that we did, and then I said, we're
going to do things our own way. And that's when
(40:22):
I said, you know what, I'm not going to hire
this producer person that you want us to hire. I'm
going to hire the person that we want to hire,
which was him.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, i'll babe.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Mistakes for me starting to think that Gina might be
a little slow. The one that clip was saying exactly
what medicine Sea Bass had been saying. I told Sea
Bass that Bravo had been doing dram and real estate
shows for a while now. Sea Bass didn't pout and
wine that not everyone knows everything. He accepted it and
moved on. Sounds like a mature person. The show does
(40:51):
run a lot more smoothly without Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Everyone just kind of agrees.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Doesn't really say anything interesting or controversial, and it moves
on interesting of a very sick individual.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
You guys are thick and choosing on this person who
I will give him that this is a level nine troll.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I hate to agree with stupid Sea Bass spelled differently again,
But he's right about the championship thing. It's not a
big coincidence. Sadly, Sea Bass different spelling again is correct.
There are new episodes coming out next year, but the
other new ones are from.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
A few years ago.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
But I don't know what's about it again. Oh yeah, right,
I was getting this like three or four years whatever.
You would think for as much harm and Fred with
because what he watches, he'd get basic principle that you
can't cram a bunch of appliances into a power strip.
Sea Bass smarter yet again, shaking my head.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
This is extension debacle.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Plug it into the wall, not into the board. Okay,
Menace and Sea Bass with straight facts on therapy. Sea
Bass always cites his source when he plays a clip,
not what Seed Bass said.
Speaker 10 (41:54):
The I R.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
S site does say that he can come after they
can come after you. Ten years later, Sea Bass was right,
we always had tons of energy as kids. What he
was a low tea kid too, no offense, but Sea
Bass sniffed out that Morgan doesn't really lift weight quite easily.
Thank you for Sea Bass for pointing out false enthusiasm
from people on the show. Can we all just submit
(42:16):
that Sea Bass was a trazillion percent correct about the
fight shares to what not just repeating what the last
person said about the fires. And then I'll give you
just a couple more things here, allay, this is where
he's playing make believe. I'm a woman and I know
I'm going but I do have a vagina question for
my fellow ladies. Does having a period make you talk
(42:37):
out of the side of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's clearly I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Said I did a modeling gig once got paid a
good amount for like barely showing anything. My great great
uncle was a West Virginia coal miner, and he said
that you used to only use one bird or sometimes
a mouse. You were talking about going into Yeah, all right, uh,
I drive one of those camaros. Okay, I don't know
(43:02):
that was about, but apparently he does. Anyone going skiing
this season? They wondering great time at the takeover. They're
they're replying about what a great time they had, So
who would do Like that's a weird thing to be
talking about that. It's not a random troll.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Yeah, I enjoyed this text.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
They will. Yeah, they only have they only have a
couple numbers.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Yeah, I could pull up the text from that number
if I do, and if that is indeed my number,
Now you can do it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Right now in front of Sammy. I could do it.
And you guys want to touch anything that she doesn't
see seas?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Come on, yeah dude, yeah, I mean you're you're the
guy who's caught in bed with another chick.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, and she's going, what the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (43:49):
I think.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right, it could be c G. Yeah it's a hologram. Yeah,
all right, Well anyway, Sea, best you are. I'll tell
you what, if you didn't get employed the month for
other things, you would definitely get a fan texture of
the month four years, let's say, hypothetically.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
Hypothetically which again there's no proof in fact, there's true not.
This is just like a good person serving up topic
points for you guys to come back to. Like this
would be like Howard hard Stern used to have writers
who would write him like, oh, talk about this, and he'd.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Have a little screen that would pop, see you work here,
and you could just pass.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
It to me assaulting all the people that you work asaulted.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
That's not me defeeding it for a guy who is
about efficiency and not waiting feed it through the text
and hopes that we might see it and take it
as like, you know, I would take it more seriously
from you as a producer on the show than I would.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
There's some random texture.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, this is kind of staff just I mean photographers
speaking anyway, Well, thank you for all the texting. Best
that was great work. Oh yeah, you know googling. Yeah,
well you know when you have a troll text back
within thirty seconds and something happening again thirty six pages. Yeah,
all right, more what he shows now? It is myself?
(45:02):
What Greg Goryo, Menace, Gina, SeaBASS, Sammy all at your
service this morning. Thank you for being here and giving
us some of your valuable times. We embark on another
new hour here on the Woody Show. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Woodie.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
You can set us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Mother's Day on Sunday, kids and it
could be fun. Seven year old boy and Utah drove
his little sister nine miles in his mom's SUV two
a McDonald's just to get a happy meal. What do
you mean how did he reach the paddles? Yeah? Finally
(45:36):
ended when the kid crashed, nobody was hurt. The officers
were stun to find that the person behind the wheel
is a little kit.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Why is it always SUV's And most of the time
the drive there. Most of the time they want to
go to McDonald that's what that's what mom's driving. The question,
it's minivan and that's where kids want to go.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I could ask my daughter right now, where
do you want to go eat McDonald's. Yeah, so that'll
be her standard answer. It has been for years.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Even on birthdays.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, standard answer. I had a birthday, but gone that ruled.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Is she too old for a kid's meal these days?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
She she wanted to get the toy oh they're offering now.
And then joke was on her. Number One'm like, look
you always want more food than what's in the happy meal.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
And then number two you just got one of these
toys the other day. And number three, look at this
sign right here. They were completely wiped out. Yeah, they
were wiped out of all those toys. Dude, speaking about
being wiped out, have you seen these things in the
grocery store where they have the Pokemon cards and toys
that they sell in a little vending machine like digital
(46:39):
vending machine board. And I just happened to be hanging
out at a grocery store yesterday and we saw the
Pokemon machiner, like, let's go check it out. Every single itea,
of course is sold out and that's why people lined up, Yeah,
for when they stock those machines, and as soon as
the guy leaves after stalking them up, there's a line
of adults, greg who are waiting to empty it out.
And I'm glad you said that because when we went
(47:00):
there to look at it, where it says everything's sold out,
there's a message on it says no loadering, like you
cannot round all lineup. I did see another thing, something
posted locally, I guess yesterday or the day before, whatever
this was. They just released some new mini Trader Joe's bags,
and yeah, and they showed all these people lined up
(47:23):
around the shopping center, past the best Buy, past the
mattress store, around the corner waiting to get these mini
Trader Joe's bags. I don't know what the purple and
teal pastel colors. I'm not on the list I saw.
And the thing is they're only two ninety nine a bag.
Oh yeah, they're not expensive.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
And I saw them before they were a thing, and
I almost got one, but then I thought, what am
I going to do with that my regular ones?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's a small note, And then they became a thing.
I know, I want one. Look, look how far this
line goes down. These are adults waiting to get it.
Crazy Trader Joe's bad.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah real, it's that and the that I've been just
seeing crazy lines for.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Us, And if it were parents in line for their kids,
I would go.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, I get it.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's a bag eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
to two two nine eighty seven. Menace went to the
Two Bears five k. All kinds of celebrities and stuff.
They're hanging out and Menace was their VIP access. Yes,
who did he get on top of all that?
Speaker 10 (48:27):
Really? Oh?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Food news?
Speaker 10 (48:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
We even we did. We did food news and everything.
We have exhausted. But I'm saying it's a food related
piece of exciting news, okay that I had to share
with everybody. But the Woodies Show Family Food? And who
did Menace get for the Two Bears?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Five K?
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Round the Woodies Show Family Feud without.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
Clutching my gordons and turn into his turns the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
All right, welcome back, We're gonna do a round of
the Woodies Show Family Feud. Yeah. The idea was because
you know, Menace went to uh, excuse me, Berg Kreischer
and Tom Segura's Two Bears five K in Tampa. Yes,
we were trying to get Jelly Roll, and I guess
you showed up late.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I'm supposed to be there, and yeah, he showed up
right when the race started, and he was supposed to
be there a little bit earlier, which I might have
had time to talk to him. So I wanted him
to do the family feud. But dude, you know who
was also on the list that didn't come through? And
I was like ready to go show Antonio Brown. Dude,
(49:34):
if I would have died.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
The podcast rounds. Yeah, alright, so we didn't. We didn't
get Jelly Roll. We didn't get Antonio Brown, so we
must have gotten like Tom Segura, right, no, no.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
No, Jason Kelsey was there.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh we got.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
No, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
But we got people that were at the event. Yeah people, Yeah,
we got people. Atheman, Now, what do you show family feud?
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
A lot of these games, like the weakest link is
the breakfast one, right, So Greg still owes breakfast.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
That the other day you got to talk, but we
got through one breakfast.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
You owe us to breakfast, don't you. That breakfast you
got was bom no menace also the breakfast, right, but
he's not going to get it until that's what it was,
all right, so Greg breakfast. Mena said he would buy
the breakfast, but only after Greg came through with his breakfast,
which he.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Did, right, So now we're playing for actual breakfast.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, yes, well Mena still ows a breakfast, Yeah, yeah
he does. But you guys, I would like to make
a special announcement about Avon.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Are you there?
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Get on the in the sky? Von in the Sky
is VON the space station there is, so so check
it out, you guys. It's this Friday, right fun yep,
this Friday. Okay, so coming up on Friday, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls. Uh, Vaughn set it up. I have
(51:11):
paid for it. There will be an omelet station here.
We've talked about it. We've talked about it for I
think eleven years. This sounds awesome. Will there be lobster?
I don't know, Vaughn's that's a I have no idea
that request. I want all the fish. So there's gonna
(51:33):
be there's literally gonna be an There's gonna be an
omelet chef here, chef here on Friday morning, for President
eleven years in the making, right, I wonder if they
use clarified butter. I gotta give it up to Vaughn
because Vaughn's the one that hit me up. He goes, Hey, dude,
I got a guy. He's a chef, and he can
come in and do an omelet station for everybody, Like dope,
(51:54):
set it up.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'm so excited, the little ham cube excited. But it's
just like a real for just like one of Vaughn's buddies.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
No real for real chef. He was on a Chopped
four twenty two years ago.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Chopped for twenty, so she does do weet stuff, but
I'll make it sober for you guys. But hold on,
what is Chopped for twenty Wait, don't don't be rash.
Oh ye he told me it was from that show Chopped,
the four twenty versions. Okay, IDT Yeah, I thought this.
Speaker 7 (52:25):
This sounds like a boot bootleg Instagram thing, but no,
that's just an actual thing in twenty twenty one, hosted
by that guy, the.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Comedian who's like he talks to me, Ron fun will
be here serving us food. That's awesome. What okay, I'm
down with this rule.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
It is excited.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
I don't need mine to be the sober version.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Definitely, we'll see we can do that.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
It is Friday anyway, So that that's that's the update.
Speaker 10 (52:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, how fun rit. Yeah, it's it's a dream come true,
really very exciting. It's something that we never thought would
ever be achieved now I know. It's just something that
maybe we would talk about and you know, just kind
of like laugh about, like, oh, wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
That be cause like a private jet or a suite
at a basketball game. No, this is way better, I'd say, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Not better than a jet, but better than a sweet
This is fun.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, it it's way cheaper than the jet. I can
tell you.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I can probably.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
So what do you show? Family feud? This is from
the Two Bears event in Tampa with Tom Segura and
Bird Kreischer. However, we didn't get any of the famous people.
We just got people who were at the event.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yes, and the first people it's a couple. They were
addressed in bear costumes because it's the Two Bears.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Five k.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
This is a little bit about them and their first question,
what's your name?
Speaker 3 (53:40):
What are you from?
Speaker 11 (53:41):
Alexander Legan Kendall Legan from flip to Florida.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, nice, all right, first question, name something you wouldn't
want to wake up next to.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Okay, but did you kind of get a little bit
more perspective on this guy that did you talk to
him for more than just that one question?
Speaker 5 (53:59):
No, just somewhere they're from. They're dressed in these bear costumes,
and I go, you know what, these people look like
they're ready to part.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
You don't realize every we're doing this all wrong.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Why?
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Okay, it's been a while since we played would you
show Family Feud?
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
First of all, there's music.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
We got distracted by the Great News. Yeah yeah, by
by Almage.
Speaker 7 (54:20):
I'm like, by the way Jupiter Floor is all I
need to know.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Okay plays joll ing Boys and Girls? What do you
show Family Feud?
Speaker 8 (54:28):
From?
Speaker 10 (54:30):
Five K?
Speaker 3 (54:30):
And Sammonth and so minutes he was he was out
there and he was talking to these different people, and
each person is going to get a question. So you
have to address the question to a particular person. Okay,
remember so and then Greg, for example, if he went first,
he would have that question. I get your input though, yeah,
and get our input that he had to make the fun. Okay,
(54:52):
that's how I remember that. Yeah, now we're remembering how
he played, so we will get the first question.
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Let's go with Greg.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Let's go with Greg. Can I hear it again? It
was what you wouldn't want to wake up next to.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
What you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Any
guesses from Florida.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
So he might say an alligator, but I'm thinking a
bug of some sort too, That's what I would say.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
One of those guys would be like an old chick.
I was gonna say, yeah, Florida. He could say like
fat chick or something fat chick. Yeah, a dead body.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
Also, remember this is a couple, so it's a guy and.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Girl, right, Okay, so I'm thinking it's got to be
in the animal world, like either an animal or a bug.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
My God tells me gator. Not that you ever would
wake up next to your but you wouldn't want to. No,
you certainly wouldn't want to. That's right, Sammy. All right,
let's say to all right, question number one.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Your mom's vagina, his mom or my mom?
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Do you want anybody's mom's vagina?
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Alright, moms vagina? That was not on the radar.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I feel like what and I got closest. Yeah, Florida.
That's a Florida bar girl answer. Yeah, yeah, your mom's vagina,
Your mom's vagina. All right, who gets the next Who
gets the next question?
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Here?
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Mat, let's go Gina.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
The question is name a reason someone might get kicked
out of Walmart?
Speaker 3 (56:21):
All right, that's a good Florida question here.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of Walmart?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
I mean stealing, obviously, streaking. Pooping is a big one. Yeah,
that was a lot. I mean kidnapping, masturbating, sure, setting fire. Yes,
these are all good. Yeah, Greg, bringing your alligator inside?
Oh yeah, pet alligators all good answers.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
But I think we're gonna go. I think we're pooping, all.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Right, Pooping is a good answer. Let's see question number two.
What do you show family feud? You have to wait so.
Speaker 11 (56:59):
Long for them to unlock the deodorant like that, just
like just get.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
In there and you get the deodorant and they're like, hey,
we have that locked up for a reason.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
I'm like, smell this, bitches.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
So you're like, yeah, that's kind of like come on that, right.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
If I need deodorant, let me get my deodorant and condoms.
Speaker 6 (57:17):
Oh yeah, okay, what the hell we're getting in a
fight with the employees being locked up?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Like going in and just taking the things that are
locked up without the key, like forcing your way in
and taking something out of I don't know how you
do that.
Speaker 7 (57:29):
Yeah, but again it's a Florida answer because everything makes
lots of it. It's not the saddest things I've been
in those walmarts where all the entire cosmetics section has security.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh, you need a personal shopper at the and.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
It's like, what third world hell hole are we in?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (57:45):
All right, well, two questions down, no points on the board,
MENACEU gets. The next question is around the wood we
show family feud.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
All right, let's go to Sea bass and S's saying
that these are all Florida answers, So all right, name
something that a woman might lie about on their dating profile?
Speaker 3 (58:03):
All right?
Speaker 7 (58:03):
So the obvious ones agent Wait, of course, possibly number
of kids, but I don't know about that. Now listening
to the mom's vagina and Walmart the other end answers.
That definitely helps because that's not what these people are
going to say. They're gonna say something like venereal.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Disease, or it could be about having kids.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (58:25):
Most women are upfront about that if they want to
actually find a real man to date. But if they're
just looking at slam, they will hide that.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
How many divorces they have? Right straight?
Speaker 3 (58:36):
I guess what guys don't care about. Oh yeah, if
they would have, if they have a well, they wouldn't
be on your profile. Criminal record, criminal record. Yeah, that's
a good one. I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 7 (58:44):
Gonna drug Yeah, I was saying, like a meth addiction,
although drugs is one of the answers on dating profiles.
They like a little pill shape.
Speaker 6 (58:52):
People know you're into it.
Speaker 7 (58:53):
That's cool and sometimes never or yeah, regularly, I'm I'll
stick simple, but I'll go with vds.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, good answers.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
I swear I'm clean. All right, Here we go. Question
number three that she likes sausage. She might lie about
liking her.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
She would lie about liking it.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
She's really or she's really approved.
Speaker 7 (59:22):
It doesn't like yeah, after you get married, but she
likes sage.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Follow up questions and why why would you like? Wouldn't
you like it? Yeah? Les? All right?
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Well, three questions down for three so far here in
the room. This is proven to be a very difficult
round of the Woody Show family feud. Who gets next question?
Speaker 2 (59:41):
Menace? All right?
Speaker 5 (59:42):
This next guy. I was drawn to him because he
was wearing a shirt that says bird is fat. Now
let's uh, let's go with Sandy for this one.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
All right, Sammy, your question?
Speaker 5 (59:52):
All right, name a job where you could fail a
drug test and still get radio.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
That's true? Exotic answer. Drug dealer, sure, fast food employee,
yeah right, garbage man. No, they drive, yeah, they do?
Now what if? What if?
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I'm thinking like a great person like door dash or something.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Again, it's a driving thing, but they're not getting tested. True.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
The time I was talking, I think they're gonna probably
go something more like stripper or hooker because all I'm
just thinking about the other answers.
Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
I also think too, As we heard in our first clip,
these are people who are the comedy related events, so
they're trying to be funny.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
They're intentional also going to things like.
Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Mom's vagina, which, okay, I appreciate that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
And there they're joining fun. They're drinking, and they're drinking.
Makes sense, all right, But are gonna go with here, Sammy,
I'm going to go with I'm gonna go with uh
delivery person, delivery all right, I get answered. So none
of us are doing great in this game so far,
so we can you can only go up from here.
Let's find out question number four, what do you show
(01:01:10):
family feud?
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Construction worker.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Construction work?
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Probably you do hear that?
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Well, we got a couple more questions, right, yes, what
do you show family feud? Next question is for what.
Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
What's the first thing someone does after getting dumped?
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Oh, get under another?
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah? Bang, pender, Yeah, cry. They're not gonna say cry
the first thing that you do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Maybe that's right a little bit, an I think the
first thing would be get under another?
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Rebounds rebound? Would it be like something? I think rebound
sex is a strong because this is the dude that's
answering the questions, right, Yeah, the guys that guys not
sitting around eating like a log of cookie dough and
somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
He has sure on this, says burt Is Fat.
Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yeah, I'm saying it's not going to be like a
chicks crying into their little pint of hoggin DAWs, you know, pizza.
We don't know, I'm gonna go with my very big
gut instinct and I'm gonna say get under another or rebound.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Yeah, I think that's what I think. That's the way.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Definitely the way to go. I think we're going to
get a point. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully. All right, here we go.
Question number five cry, Oh my god. The first thing
they over the board, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
That is the immediate reaction, you boy from who most
people don't. And then it takes time and then you
can call someone, call your friends and get dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
So question for Gina, are you a crier after a breakup? No,
I don't take you as one. No, not really.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I mean Greg, Yes, yeah, Greg's a blubbering baby, destroyed
for years.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Uh, not to mean nothing you're upset, but the whole
sitting around the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
She was right there, right there, She handed it to me.
Maybe she's more tuned in than the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
We got one more question would show family few These
are people that are at the at the bird Chryscher,
Tom Segura, two bears, five k in Tampa. And the
next question is four.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Let's give it to Greg, right, right, what's the worst
thing to hear during a tattoo session?
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
What's the worst thing to hear?
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Yeah, whoops, whoops? How do you spell that?
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I spelled that wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Yeah? No regrets? Oh I like that. I like or
they'll just point it out and it's the most obvious answer,
I think. I think if we go too far, you'll
end up either talking yourself out of it or oh
something like yeah but still some type of mistake. Yeah,
(01:04:27):
like oops, whoopsie whatever that all counts, right, whoopsie daisy.
Let's let's find out. Do we get a point at
all this whole.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Round or or not?
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Right? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
What's the worst thing to hear during a tattoo session?
Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
Wronghold wrong, tattooing wrong? It's not you're talking about wronghold.
Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Was?
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Well, I'm sure he was. Hole.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Are these then these particular questions or are they jumbled up?
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Hole is the best pole to put something out of here? Yeah?
I have the wrong audio seventeen Like what hair your
butthole tattooed? And he tattoos your ear instead? You know what, man,
we'll never know my gosh, damn it. I guess I'm
saving some money today. Yeah, always don't have the omelet
(01:05:27):
station coming on Friday. That's all I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
shop at four twenty love it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
We're going take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Wrong, hold, I'm okay more what he shows next?
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Hang on, My complexion is out of the urinal your urinal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
a little slower. Do you want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes? O?
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
But chugging the sun? Oh wow, we're not pretty much
all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm a little celsh Are you
down the d R?
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Not?
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Keep it to me all day long?
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
The Woody Show, Well, Menace walked forty one miles. That
was over one hundred thousand steps. Yes, not for the
bird Chreischer Thompson girl five k.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
That's that was a Yeah, that was easy. But that
was when he walked to Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
But have you ever wondered what happens to you when
you walk twenty thousand steps per day? That's what this
guy wanted to find out. So he committed to doing
that for a month, and here's what he learned. It's
kind of like when Morgan Spurlock just did the whole
big Dogs thing, the supersized I always forget that he's dead,
like he passed away.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
He was cool. Walking twenty thousand steps a day is
a huge time suck.
Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
That's what he learned.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
It took approximately four hours out of his day every day.
Couldn't do it, which is significantly impacted his schedule. From
a physical standpoint, I know what you're wondering, Well, how
much do you lose doing Inally gained two.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Pounds all that muscle.
Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Yeah, no, that was due to water retention. Oh really
dam Yeah. And at the end of the month, after
walking twenty thousand steps every day, he lost six pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Oh so.
Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Because I lost like a pound maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Because you're supposed to lose healthy weight losses, what one
to two pounds a week week? Yeah, yeah, but it
was twenty thousand. Still good for you, right? Mentally?
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeahay, good for your heart, good for everything. Mentally.
Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
He says his focus his productivity improved, that the routine
of it all helped him break some unproductive cycles that
he had but once a month. Once that month was over,
he said he found maintaining twenty thousand steps just wasn't sustainable.
So he started doing ten thousand steps a day. Says
that's improved his quality of sleep, He's got more energy
during the day. Just having that regular routine has kept
(01:07:51):
him motivated in other areas of his life as well,
and he's now down fifteen pounds, even though weight loss
had nothing to do with this, because he wasn't fat
to begin with. Yeah, maybe did that much to lose.
That's the other thing. When you don't have that much
to lose, you're gonna lose it slower anyway, way slow
compared to like a big fat ass whale like myself. Like,
if I start working out, drop thirty pretty cool the.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
First Yeah, that was pretty easy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
You could lose five pounds or whatever per week at first,
and then it slows down to one and then you
think it's not working.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Any morning you go f it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I'm beyond saving and so you didn't you fatten up again.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
But I mean, all this walking, it's called zeb bound.
People look into it and do some light workout and
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Well, when I when I did the walking, I was
doing every day ten thousand steps and that was taking me.
That was taking me two hours and even that was
a time suck, Yeah, and that was unsustainable to do
it all in that one chunk. We don't have a
very active job. We just kind of sit here. But yeah,
if you have one of those jobs though, where you're
just working all the time, you're moving around ripped, so
your workout's built into your day.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
If you're a mail carrier, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
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if you want to call in, you can say us
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Speaker 11 (01:09:01):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
It is The Woody Show, Woody, Greg, good morning. Manis
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two to nine eight seven. Skilled Trade Day, Skilled trades.
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So what do you do if you're in a skilled trade?
What do you do and what do you make? I've
been a lot of talk about this. Yeah, people want
to know. Yeah, any ideas they're a local sheet metal
worker one oh four in San Jose, California, seventy six.
Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Dollars an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, my brother's an electrician, charges between one hundred and
one hundred and fifty an hour. Owns his own business,
always busy, works six days a week. It's get Yeah,
two hundred thousand dollars a year general contractor no high
school diploma.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Noise sea there. We'll open up the phones and the
texts on that coming up a little bit later on
in the hour. But dude, here we go again. A
three point eight carrot diamond was found sweet at Crater
of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas. Are you still skeptical?
Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
You wait to go?
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Dude who found it is a farmer from Minnesota. What
random luck? Huh?
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
He said it looked like a candy wrapper at first,
and they told him it could be worth up to
nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Now, here's my argument. My point. It's a state run
park in Arkansas where you can just casually find diamonds
lying around on the ground, where thousands just sitting there
waiting for tourists to pick them up like seashells. Works
for me. If that's true, why isn't this place being
mined twenty four to seven by professionals with machines. They'll
(01:11:04):
bring the floodlights out, get bulldozers out there, because again
the government who is normally so hard up for money
that they rape you on taxes and they essentially turn
you upside down and shake you for change all of
a sudden like yeah, go ahead, keep it okay?
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Yeah, well true two things. Number one, they're poop diamonds.
They're brown, so.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
That really is up to nineteen thousand.
Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Dollars because of the size, but they're not really sought
out or and then second, yeah, what do you believe
this is a marketing ployee that they just throw them
out on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Yeah, exactly, it's throwing them so check it out. Are
we really supposed to believe that they just leave potential
tens of thousands of dollars laying around for some rando
farmer guy from Minnesota to scoop up? Is it worth?
It's advertising? It's like if a bank just sprinkled cash
in the parking lot and said, yeah, help yourselves. Also,
how come the diamonds are always conveniently found by someone
(01:11:57):
with a great backstory, A farmer, old teacher, a couple
on their honeymoon. Right, people, it's the perfect media, feel
good story. Wholesome person stumbles in the fortune and I
get the argument, like, what's in it for the park?
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Tourism? Yeah, advertising, Yeah, they're selling a dream, right, it's
fifteen looked it up. It's fifteen bucks for adults, seven
bucks for kids. They charge you to get in. They
sell you rental equipment, snacks, souvenirs, and dreams, and they
hope that you might find a diamond. That's the whole
business model. This is the hope you might find a diamond.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
What are you expecting that a CEO is going to
be there finding a diamond? No?
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Again, but again, if you have anything of value that's
on that land and you own the land.
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
In this case, it's a it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
State run park that the state would want to take
whatever resource they had to turn that into either money
or whatever for themselves. I don't believe. Yeah, of course
you do. Again, the diamonds are like these diamonds. But
also just to go deeper into those nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Okay, because it's big.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
So they put nineteen thousand dollars on the ground, the
pile of nineteen thousand dollars on the ground.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
No, they didn't put it there.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's a diamond park, Yeah they did.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
But to go even deeper into your conspiracy theory on
why they just don't open it up to or the
government doesn't just open it up and make their own
money off of it. Isn't the diamond industry like heavily
regulated so they can control the price of diamonds.
Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
This park is state run. It is the States.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Yeah, but the diamond beers the diamond industry itself though.
Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Oh I don't know. I don't hear about blood diamonds.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
They got like kids and yeah, but there's like there's
actually there's actually like a limited supply. Yeah, unlimited supply
of diamonds.
Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
I think it's a fun story for everybody. That's my point.
And you know what, I see your point. I understand
what you're saying too.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
But I mean, it's not shocking to find salmon in
a salmon farm right back, So there's nothing surprising about this.
And of course the person has a good backstory. These
are the people that go to these things, and.
Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
They must be making enough money off of people going
to this park that if they were to mind it,
for all the diamonds in there, they wouldn't make as
much money as.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They are off house.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I'm not saying there's not crappy little what I'm saying
that they take these bigger ones right, that people oh,
there's a five carried diamond just saying they found it,
or they somehow have like a little statue of these
that they did from when they do turn the soil
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
They Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Right, It's like when parents put out the Easter eggs
for their kids to find, and they go like, oh,
because that's going to get more people to come. I
don't know where the hell in Arkansas this is, but
who the hell goes to Arkansas? And you know what,
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
If they're making diamonds easier to find, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
That's sure in the soil all day.
Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah, it looks legit the scam, Yeah exactly, because I'm
a scamming. It's marketing. It's marketing for the park. They
put these bigger ones up there so people like, you know,
you can get the thing in the news about oh
the guy here farmer from minnesot I found a three
point eight care at time sitting on top that looks
like it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Okay, all right, so if you were on the fence
about going, now you're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah, because the dream you're selling a dream like for
people like Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Like, oh, we should go to that diamond park.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We should and go off on a diamond three point
a week.
Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Hi, Audi, Yeah, So instead of spending nineteen grand on billboards,
you just spend it on the diamond in the park.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I get that part. Get that part.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
The five zero one says the diamond mine has been
tried for commercial mining, but it doesn't produce enough to
be profitable, so that's why they just keep it apart.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Okay, Well I did minimum research, thank you, sir. That's
how I know. It's fifteen dollars for adults and seven
dollars for children, and I know the state won't give
a penny to anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Okay, but did the guy find it? Yes, yeah, he did.
He found it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
He did, so it was worth his fifteen dollars. Oh
for him, it's great. Yeah, I'm just right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
But you can't say it's fake that he found it.
He found it, it's just the fat you're saying. Philip.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I feel like somehow like we're in a in a
situation where like we're on a cell phone call and
one of us keeps going through a tunnel and missing
half of the point to hearing your point because I
hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I'm hearing your point completely.
Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah, I think you're missing the part where it's just
conveniently left on top. Yeah, because they if the guy, Yes,
but the guy is there and he's digging all day
and he gets about five ft down, he fine, okay, fine, whatever,
But like when.
Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
It's just sitting like that, it's found on the surface.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
But do you know it was found on the surface?
Do we know that?
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
They always say I looked down and I saw what
looked like a candy wrapper.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Of course, because where are you.
Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Diamond?
Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Exactly after digging through Ageain, I feel like we're just
going through tunnels and we're kind of hell. Maybe you
need to listen. Then maybe maybe your phone's going out.
I think your battery diet. I don't want to fight Greg,
rather make up, but you got to get the makeup
sext there eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
What is the number?
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Let's get the phones going for. What do you do
and how much do you make? For skilled Trade day.
If you're in the trades, you are working a trade like.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
A diamond minor.
Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Yeah, exactly. All right, So what do you do? How
much do you make? If you're in the trades. Let's
go to Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You're online one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Hey, good morning Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Good morning? All right, So what do you do? Okay?
So sheet metal worker? I mean I know what sheet
metal is, but like, what.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Are you doing with this extract? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
So you're you're making like the venting and stuff, ducks
and things like that work, okay? And then uh, and
then how much do you make doing that?
Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
I make sixty dollars plus sixty.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Plus an hour, and then that works out to be
my math sucks. I'm a radio DJ. How much does
that work to be in a year?
Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
A year of one hundred plus one hundred thousand dollars plus.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
One hundred thousand dollars plus one hundred thousand dollars plus okay? Cool? Yeah,
sixty some bucks an hour? Yeah, okay, cool, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
Looks overtime.
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
And then did you go to you didn't you didn't
go to any kind of college or anything obviously, Like
I went.
Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
To grade school for five years and they played for it.
As long as you go and you show up, so
get charity.
Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
What I was saying is like, you didn't you didn't
go to college for something else and ended up doing
this because you're like, wow, this pays way better.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Yeah, but that's cool school.
Speaker 9 (01:18:21):
I went for it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Yes, your debt free coming into it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
All right, Eddie, thanks for the call. Appreciate you listening
to wood show.
Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Okay, thank you guys, all right bye?
Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Hey, yeah, sheet metal guy who's listening to the show.
I know somebody's getting like crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Seventy thousand dollars is a diesel mechanic, Okay, so you
just work on diesel engines and yeah. I open up
my own heating and air conditioning company two months ago.
Been in the trade for nine years. On average, make
one hundred and five to one hundred and twenty thousand
per year.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Dude, Yeah, they must be killing it because I don't
know if you saw my note, I think America has
been over air conditioned. Everywhere I go. It is so cold,
you've turned into a chick.
Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
I have the only person I hear complained about like
things being too cold more than my wife.
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Is you know why when it's cold outside the air
conditioning is on?
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Or is it just not there?
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I feel it, the heat just not on.
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
I feel it. I'm like, dude, it is storming outside,
it's freezing, and the air conditioning is still on.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah. There's times I dread going to the grocery store
because I'm damn it, I forgot my jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Are you talking about Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Does that happened to me the other day? A stormy
it's legal Alaska outside.
Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
You have the air conditioning onto the maxt Why to that?
I say, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
I say they're doing their job, all right, take a
break and come back back top it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
How much do you make? If you're into trades?
Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
How much you make? Eight seven, seven forty four? What's
the number?
Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
Show?
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
So this is for Skilled Trade Day and we've done
this before we open up. No matter what anybody does,
any job, what do you do? How much do you make?
This is just about skilled trade? Yeah, specifically yeah eight
seven text dover to two two nine eight seven. I
heard a interview recently with Mike row Dirty Jobs micro
(01:20:33):
world's most awesome voice. Ye, Mike row It would rule
to have his voice. And he does a lot of stuff,
obviously pushing people toward the trades. Yep. He's got like
some program that that he runs, Yes, like some sort
of endowment. Yeah, I forget, I forget what it's called.
But we used to see micro daily.
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Yeah we did. Yeah, remember, Yeah, we would at the
building we worked at. We did.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Yeah, let's see him at the like across the street.
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I had the same agent.
Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Lunches, I would just have a bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I've never met the guy, really very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
I felt like he was always He's been a guest
on many of my shows. He's also in the barbershop quartet.
Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Oh Greg, you hate.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
So for Skilled Trade Day, what do you do? How
much do you make? Let's go to Nick Hey. Good morning,
Nick Hey, good morning. All right, So what do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
How much you make?
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I am a plumber for generation and I charged one
hundred ninety five dollars an hour for residential and one
hundred and ninety four commercial.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Okay, so how does that work when you see those
things where it's like any drain ninety nine dollars if
you're charging is that maybe because it's only a fraction
of an hour. You don't need that much time.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
No, no, those are those are gimmicks. Those are only
if you have a clean out out in the front
of the house and attack accessible three and sure are bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Okay, yeah, there's a.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Lot of hidden details. Oh okay, there's a lot of
hidden details.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Appears you have to lift the toilet to drain your sewer.
Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
It's you know, you're up into the three four hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Yeah, and so what does that end up being like?
Because I'm assuming you said how many hours you're really
or how many days you're really interested to work? You
take whatever work you want, You turn down the stuff
you don't need. So what it's all said and done,
at the end of the year, what do you what
are you bringing home.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Before taxes? Close to three hundred thousands.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Damn, that's great. That was from my one main sewer
line job. Probably yeah, those things are over ten grand. Yeah, yeah,
no joke.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
All right, Nick, thanks for the call, man, appreciate you
listening to the show.
Speaker 10 (01:22:45):
All right, let's go to uh.
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Tony, Hey, good morning, Tony, good morning, good morning. All right,
So what are you doing? How much do you make.
Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
I'm a local building operating engineer, Okay, work at hotel
and we.
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Make forty five an hour and we can top off
close to one ten.
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Overtime one ten. Just all the all the stuff, like
just all the any any of the HVAC or elevators.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Or any electable.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Yeah, I'll have the operational stuff. Yeah, that would be
insidingly difficult.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
You get discounts if you want to stay there at
the hotel.
Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
Yeah, and if you worked there for twenty five years,
you get three rooms free every week if you like.
Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
What after twenty five years? Yeah, now you do it
all right, Tony, thank you for the coming. Appreciate you
listening to the Woods Show. Let's go to Mike Hey, Good.
Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
Morning, Mike, Good morning Shows morning.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
All right, so skilled trade day. What do you do
and how much do you make?
Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
I'm gonna heavy quittingent operator and I make about one
hundred and forty five one hundred and thirty forty five years,
depend on overtime.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Hell yeah, Well what kind of hell equipment are you running?
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:23:54):
Bulldozers, excavators.
Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Yeah, dude, seriously, so much fun. All right, there's a
place in Vegas that We've been talking about going to
for years menues decade.
Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
It's called dig this, I believe. And so you can
go there and you can drive like for reals, excavators
like the big ones, bulldozers.
Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
All in the Dallas Sport work area.
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Dude, we're going menace. We're going I would and you
just like dig a hole, fill it back and that
sounds awesome. Yeah, like when you were like a little boy,
You're playing in the dirt with your truck. I've wanted
to do this for years.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
What about wreck.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
I'm actually currently in crane school now to go to
crane school so I can start making about sixty bucks
an hour, So.
Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Crane school.
Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I just want to do like a backo or
like the excavator I think would be really cool. That mean,
that'd be so cool. I do want to go up
in one of them. Speaking of cranes, those are the
ones that used to build skyscrapers, the ones that are
super tall.
Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
You gotta climb that little.
Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Light of la. You have to crap in a bucket
up there I'm talking about right, Yeah, yeah, all right, Mike,
appreciate you listening, man, Thank you, and have yourself a
great day.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
All right, all right there see you.
Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Let's see, let's go to see we talked to a plumber.
We talked to uh the heavy machine operator. We talked
to a building engineer. Let's go to an electrician. Hey,
good morning, Albert.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
We're doing fantastic guard so skilled trade day. What do
you do and how much do you make?
Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I'm an electrician for a fortune five hundred company, okay,
and I make about one hundred and twenty a year.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Okay, so you're electrician, but just for I mean, what
kind of what kind of work does the company do?
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
It's not like they do a.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Solar and energy storage system like cattery packs for like
for homes and commercial settings.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Gotcha, okay?
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
And that's one hundred to one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars a year, So like from zero for someone who think,
oh maybe I could do something like that, or I
might be interested in doing something like that, going from
no experience to having a job to where you are
right now, let's say to make one hundred thousand dollars.
How long do is something like that take? Like how
long before you start making that kind of money I'd.
Speaker 10 (01:26:13):
Say maybe like five six years.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
You know, ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Cool, Yeah, that ain't bad. And so uh and then
how do people you just go and can you what
do you sign up like an electrician school? Like probably,
yeah you can.
Speaker 9 (01:26:25):
You can go to like a trade school.
Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
I went to a community college for like two years
and got a certificate there.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah all right, cool, Albert, thank you for the call.
I appreciate the info mat.
Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah, you change a light fixture? Yeah I checked that.
The powers off eighty six times?
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Yeah scary. Okay, so yes, I'll do that, just changing
an outlet or changing a light fixture, same thing, I'll
check it like a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
So scary.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
You call somebody to come over and do it. Do
they shut off the power? You bet they don't.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Yeah, I've seen some people just ah, so long as
the light switch is turned off, you're fine, dude. I
know I want the neighborhood to be off the power.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
I hardwired a ring doorbell.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
I didn't realize I was supposed to turn on the power.
Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Oh well that's the ring doorbell stuff. That's usually like
low voltage stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
They well, I said to turn off.
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I want the whole grid to be off. Yeah,
let's go to Jeremy. Good morning, Jeremy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
How are you We're doing fantastic? All right? So Skilled
Trade Day. What do you do and how much do
you make?
Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Yeah, I'm a Union fire sprinklip fitter. I'm a super pointendent.
So I make about ninety three dollars an hour our
journey when they top out at like seventy eight an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Okay, so fine, So when they're putting like a fire
system into a building, that's that's where you come in, correct. Okay,
so the beginning stages. Okay, I got that. And so
then uh, all right, the ninety books. Now the journeyman stuff.
I've seen a lot of people on the text here
their journeyman whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
That's one of those things I could easily google, but
I never have. What is a journeyman?
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
It don't work for particular.
Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
Through their apprenticeship, right, Yeah, So there's apprentices and then
once they're done with their apprenticeship, they're a journeyman.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
And then when they're running the job, it's a foreman.
And then if they're running multiple jobs or they have
so many people underneath them, then they're superintendent.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I learned more in five seconds than my whole life.
I know, well what a journeyman means. Freelance kind of
when you.
Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Don't work in the company that you're done with your apprenticeship.
You have so much time in your train, so you're
you're actually a trained Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
God it it sounds like you should be like special
forces with the.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Name three up, three down. What's that mean? Jeremy Thanking?
All right later, thank you? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
it's eight seven seven forty four Doty's say.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
How to Shay?
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Hey, good morning, Shae Shay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
We're doing great so skilled trade day. What do you
do and how much do you make? Well?
Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
My husband and I run an appliant through tear shop
and we don't make the money, but our technicians do.
Our technicians make anywhere from twenty to seventy five dollars
an hour, depending on the type of work they are doing.
Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Okay, so when you know my washer dryer brakes, I
call your place, you send your guy out. That's the
kind of stuff we're talking.
Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
About, exactly.
Speaker 13 (01:29:24):
Washer dryers, refrigerators, we do some commercial we just don't do,
like the big walk ins and stuff like that. Mostly
the big household a play also applies.
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
And then one of those guys that you send out
to my eye like what are they pulling?
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Is either per hour per year.
Speaker 13 (01:29:42):
Our top technicians are making one hundred and twenty to
one hundred and fifty k a year.
Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Wow, and for I'm assuming because you're driving out to
everybody's place and stuff like how many hours a week?
Speaker 13 (01:29:53):
Our place we only do nine to five Monday through Friday,
and so they're working forty hours a week.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
All right, good, keep it real.
Speaker 13 (01:30:02):
We know family life.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Yeah, Oh, they believe in the work life bounds. Yeah,
Chase Appliance Repair, Uh huh, believe the family comes first.
All right, Chay, thank you for the right wish up man,
the text is blowing up. We got a lot of
people like pool cleaner made over one hundred thousand dollars
last year working four days a week. Greg, you're doing
(01:30:25):
that for free, I know. All right, we'll get to
some more of these next year on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Hang on, whoa yeah show, I'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
That is a beautiful woody show. All right, So Skilled
Trade Day, you got a ladder on your truck. You
put a cone behind your vehicle when you park it somewhere?
Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Is it beep when you're reversed? That's right? Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Skilled trade? So what if you are they skilled trade?
Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
How much do you make? Or woodie? And let's see
everybody say hi to Angel, Angel, Hi, we're doing great?
All right? So Angel, what do you do and how
much do you make?
Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
I do dog trophies for dog shows. I make about
seventy to eighty thousand a year.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
You make dog trophies?
Speaker 10 (01:31:17):
Yeah, so you know how? You guys talked about it
in the beginning of the year a show that Menace
went to in January, Bully bes I did that show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
So you you make the trophies that people win at
these events?
Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
And you're you're pulling on how much year?
Speaker 10 (01:31:33):
Seventy to eighty depends on like the year?
Speaker 9 (01:31:37):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Also like so many of them? Ye dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Yeaheah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
It's specifically dog trophies or would you do them like
for someone's Little League or horse trophy.
Speaker 10 (01:31:48):
I started just doing dog trophies dog shows, and then
from there now I do other as well. I do
more than custom trophies as well. So people come to
me and say, hey, can you do a trophy of
them all that passed a week?
Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
You really? That is interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
We may we may need your number.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Angel.
Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
I'm sure we can come up some goofy trophy that
we need and you can put it together for us.
Speaker 10 (01:32:10):
Actually, have I need for you guys that I've been
thinking of taking dropping off?
Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean not the sea best deserves
the trophy, but Angel, hang one, I'm gonna have Morgan
get your information. Morgan, get his number and write that down.
We'll get ahold of him for sure. Somebody send us
a half an as trophy for the redneck news story
to your trophy that one over there, Gina, we haven't
awarded that since you've been here. We got some more
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show next hang on show. We'll be right ver
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Coming up on the show this morning. Some unresolved mysteries
we're calling them. Also a couple of things for Greg's
number one, Greg's trashy neighbors. Update on that and Greg's
immature applies text messages. You're excited for that? What is
show family feud? And we do this from time to time,
(01:45):
and the question is what do you do and how
much do you make? People are always fascinated by that totally.
We have listeners across the board and all different kinds
of industry, all different kinds of careers, every level of.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The pace game I don't know exist.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, that's and that's the thing. I think a lot
of people here like, oh, you know what, I I
had no idea. I think that pays our that, but
I didn't even know that was really a job, right,
that'd be kind of cool. So we'll get into some
of that. Also a question, and we're gonna start with
this one question for the parents here. What's something you
secretly hate doing with their kids? And again, I know
(02:21):
you're a good parent and you'll do it. I I've
done plenty of stuff, smile and the thing that I
see and I saw come over on the text. And
I don't get asked to do these things, but my
wife certainly does. My daughter gets into the TikTok dances
and the TikTok things, and so she's like, got my
wife doing the coordinated like you know what I ask ask.
(02:46):
I'm sure my daughter's obsessed with Gina. By the way,
Queena obsessed. I think she likes Gina more than she
likes us.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, how do you feel about the one completely underwriting
your daughter's life and doing everything for her and I
get all the credit.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like, you're my mommy now. It's you know what
it's like when you had that really cool aunt or uncle. Yeah,
you know, I think you're just like a cool antswer
that's my girl kind of thing. Yeah, and then you
also encourage it by telling your crap like that, like
you're my girl. She is my girl. We tell Geno
all the time, like, dude, feel free to like just
tell her to go away. No, I would never because
she gets a little much because she's so she's very physically. Yeah,
(03:25):
oh yeah, that makes it sound really weird terrible, like
we have to be like physically. She wants to stand
next to next to to hold her hands, you want to? Yeah,
my little my shadow?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So Hide and Seek made the list a lot of
people on the text with that, especially when the kid
hides in the same place every single time. Where could
you possibly be under the table? Playing pretend sucks? Like, oh,
your kid's a dragon fairy astronaut. For the four hundredth
time today, I'm scared, dude, watching kids TV shows Now,
(03:59):
that is not as bad as something I would rather do. That,
Yeah than playing pretend or hide and seek or reading books.
Is basically because you don't have to be on there's
nothing you need to do. It's just the repetitiveness of
the stuff that they're watching because it's the same show
or even the same exact movie, the same exact episode
of Sophia the first Yeah, they're watching a billion times.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I've a question though, has a lot of these shows
gotten hip and put like underlying jokes for the parents.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, some of them. It was always good at that,
some of them. But then some of them have really
leaned into the science of kids television, and so it's
very deliberate with certain sounds, tones, colors, certain amount of movement.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes, Coca melon I think is the big offender. Yeah,
there are too many quick cuts, too much stimuli.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And so it's like tripping in how some people get
triggered into seizures with strobes and yeah, there are some
parents who are getting basically panic attacks in used to buy.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, the thing with the kids is, you know how
we're addicted to our phones and there's lots of quick
cuts and colors.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's what it's. It's just making them zombies.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
They're just did they initially say that was SpongeBob. SpongeBob
was like a big offender of like how even the
the way they spoke in the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
But I'll say Bluie is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I would watch that on my own. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
It is, yes, great, it's slow, it's quiet, the stories
are nice.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I didn't mind Peppa Pig because pig, but my daughter was.
But the voices were really kind of mellows Australia. Hello
mummy pig. Pepa, Yeah, hello Pepa, Hello Papa. I'm gonna
go take a look on the mummy pig skirt. I'm
gonna Carol hotail.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Apparently that show even started kids speaking with slight British
accents affected like hell.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Good yeah yeah, so uh watching kids TV shows?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, if you says man, if you've never wanted to
throw Bluey off of a cliff, you're not living.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Art, arts and crafts, that's a chick thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But actually if they want you to hang.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It on the wall, or they all want it on
the wall. Eat the mess. That's the thing, because it's
a mess. It's all over the place. Oh and if
you whoever figured out that you could make slime at home, yeah, yeah,
one I would manage that outside. Next thing, you know,
like uh, you know how there's people who are in
(06:47):
the huffing will take you to like an office max
to get you a bunch of compressed air, like your
kids are trying to get you to go to Target
with them or whatever and buy a bunch of Elmer's
and then mix it with was it like corn? It
with a laundry detergent or or fabric soft and one
of the two. I forget which one it is. And
at least it's a mess.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And then once it's done, some in there and once
it's done, it ends up and play on or in places,
and you're like you got to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Keep this at the table.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And and for the little boys, at least little boy
in my life. Anyway, Greg, you'd be so pissed everything.
Let's make a volcano with like baking powder and laundry
ergent activity everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I mean, you're getting glitter glue off the dog.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I mean, great would make his children live in a
tent in the backyard into honesty time.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
What's something you secretly hate doing with your kids? This
person says board games. Yeah, shoots and ladders is where
joy goes to die. The only one I remember Kevin
having some kind of fun because I hadn't played it
since I was a kid, and my kids were into
it for like a hot second was Candy Land still sometimes.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But you know what's awesome about board games, they're missing
the point board games have a definitive ending. The thing
that ruined my life was when the kid would make
up his own rules to a game that he made
up and it wouldn't end the way to keep changing.
That was the worst part for me, just I don't
know what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
You allowed him to like do that.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I would tap out eventually because I'm like, okay, last time,
big finish. That was my that's my warning. Like when
he's putting on a show, big finish, here's the big finish.
Because I can't. I can't just be let around on
this leash for two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
See somebody says going to the playground. I was always
fine with that. Number one. They're outside, they're burning themselves out.
But don't you have to play with them?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, Oh, that's because they sit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They h it's too fat for swinging. I'm too fat
for you know, climbing up on these things. I'm not
supposed to be up there. I'm two hundred and sixty pounds.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But did it ever worry you? Because if I had
a kid at the playground, I would think he's going
to fall and break his around.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
They're fine, they're falling in sand exactly. Really yeah, man,
interest me, I'm fine with that. Kids parties getting some
uh some shout out, dude, you know twenty just like
hyped up sugar loaded toddlers screaming at a bounce castle place.
Somebody always ends up crying. Yeah, and you know you
got the moms and the people hanging around spiking their lacroix.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Let's just be hanging out.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I have a quick question when going back to the playground,
real quick.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Now the stuff on the ground, the wood chips, would
you call them tanbark like I did tan bark?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, it was mulch sometimes multi or wood chips or
like what I see now now A lot are like
I think they're like shredded old tires around something.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
But when I was a kid, we called the.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Tambark the hometown, we called it tan Bark. Tambark. I've
never even heard that tan bark. It was tan Bark,
really never heard. Just Greg and I Yeah, yeah, heard
hyper local reference and a lot of times, at least
when we were kids, the playgrounds had sand underneath them.
(09:57):
And then they stopped doing that because literally thehood cats
and stuff and come around and crap in it. Yeah,
they would use it as a litter box. And there
was a sandbox I remember at our elementary school, you know, playground,
and we'd get in there and every once in a
while like some good ew because there was they all
of a sudden, they're digging in the sand.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They're holding this turd. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, we either had sand or tambark.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And then on on days where it might rain, did
you wait for the official person to walk in and
ride on the chalkboard for lunchtime? It was eat in,
play out or eat in and you were waiting about eating?
Was that ever?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Eat out play out?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Waited with baited breast, get to go outside, or you
sit there and watch a film you've seen a thousand times.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Did you have brunch and lunch.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Brunch.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, we had that.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I had never heard of until my kids.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, we have high school Yeah runch. Wait, that's what
Holds grew up in California. That's what it was called. Yeah,
late morning minute break.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
When I was in junior high, that time period was
called nutrition.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Nutrition, Yes, it was all processed crap.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I went to school in Pittsburgh and New Jersey. It
was like lunch lunch or and that was it. And
the lunch was it was Elio's pizza and a chocolate
milk or corn. Whatever you brought in that you would
trade with your friends because the stuff that your mom
packed you sucked those little fruit cocktail cans that had
the little moll tap on the top. So there was that.
(11:28):
And then if you forgot your lunch and you didn't
have any lunch money on you, you can get a like
a basically like an IOU kind of ticket that from
the front office. They got you one of those terrible
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which was like four inches
of peanut butter and the world's finniest layer of jelly. Yeah,
it was very dry peanut butter, like like the kind
(11:49):
of stuff that would just kind of crumble apart as
opposed to be creamy. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
We had and then thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Five minutes was twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Mine was like it might have been fifteen acts fifteen. Yeah,
it was just called brunch. They didn't serve the mota.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I never heard of this.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, it was just a fifteen minute ring.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It sounds soft, right, please brunch. It sounds like you
like like some kind of like a fancy It sounds fancy.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It wasn't all right kids, time for brunch, time for
high tea like okay milk.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. At the meeting, the teacher said,
I don't know, this sounds soft. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Sure, they cared because people fruity too. The USC headquarters. Yeah, sorry,
I didn't go to school in jail brunch. Yeah, that's crazy.
You want to have your brunch before Paulo practice kids,
and then don't forget about etiquette class today. I say
not that my school was actually in Spain, was mainly
(12:51):
in the place. Now, when you sip your tea, keep
those pinkies down.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Now, you see what you're describing is what I wish.
I Yeah, that's my.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Dream remind the elbows on the table a reminder to all.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Students to drive to school each day, please be sure
to tip the valet woe. They're working class people, unlike us.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're seeing into my fantasy world.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My school was painted hand me down, painted sand quin,
legit it.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Paint from Vango Studios.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
From legit, no business calling it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
The computers still jacked up.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Forgot to know.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So they said they're working on the network drives and
stuff right now. That's okay, that's all right. Look we
got we got plenty of stuff. I did want to
give you a couple of pieces of feedback. This one says,
ever since you guys hyped up the Better Goods Margherita pizza,
I've been wondering how a frozen pizza available at Walmart
could possibly be as good as you guys claim because
(14:09):
it's so good. I trusted y'all because you brought the
Diornoissant croissant crust pizza to my attention years ago, and
it's been my favorite frozen pizza up until now. But
I tried the Better Goods pizza and I get it.
There you go. The croissant pizza was good, but still
(14:29):
a frozen pizza. The Better Goods pizza doesn't taste like
a frozen pizza. It tastes like something you'd order from
a sit down restaurant restaurant. I ate one and a
half pizzas, my brother, who was high on weed, only
ate half.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So that's it.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, so they really liked that Better Goods Margarita pizzas
right thanks to our friend rich dmuro Rich on tech
uh And then we got some feedback on Greg's ongoing
traffic traffic garbage can situation. Yes is Greg the h
o A Hale? Yes he is. However, I totally understand
(15:11):
his frustration. We have a couple of people who are
constant water wasters, and I am talking so much water
that it wets four blocks of houses with the water wastings.
It just runs, it just keeps. There's so much maybe
like one I've seen this too where they have a
sprinkler head but nothing is hitting the grass, twel hitting
(15:32):
the sidewalks, do just running down the street. So how
is Greg the HOA Hall? There are also the people
who can visitors parking and rotate their cars so it's
always full. I wish I could do. Would you guys
say that's from Susan. Very little sense there, Greg.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Have you noticed anything about so you said the garbage
cans went away for a little while, came back. Have
you noticed anything recently in the past few days about
those garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I'm very glad you asked that, because there are two houses,
as I've mentioned, that are the biggest defenders in their
side by side, close to each other, and one of them,
for some reason, I don't know if they have some
special accommodations, they have about six garbage cans. Those are
usually always out, and they still are, or maybe they'll
be on the sidewalk. But the worst defender, the house
(16:15):
to the right of that one is the other day,
I'm driving by and I saw that they moved their
garbage cans onto their driveway. Okay, And as I'm driving
past it at a relatively fast speed, I saw something
on the actual garbage cans.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Not just like a green garbage can.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Interesting. It was a very large decal that I had
to decal, circle around and go back to see it.
Am I seeing things? It was about I'm just guessing
here twelve feet wide eight inches tall, and it's said,
and I again, I apparently only did a drive by
(16:57):
the person who lives here keeps their garbage cans out
like a slob twenty four to seven three sixty five.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Wow, so such a thing.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't know, somebody very rude and uh and it
worked to get them to put it on their driveway
and they did not remove this decal for some reason.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
So easy enough to keep their garbage cans out of
the sphere.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So yeah, it worked and they left the decal on.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So is that a city detail? I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think your call to the city prompted somebody from
the city to print custom print out this custom decal,
go to the actual house on a special assignment and
put the decal on there, and it got them to
move it onto their driveway.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Wow weird?
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Who I mean, that's that's great service from the city.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I don't know if the house to the left of
that house also got details, but I didn't see any.
And their trash cans are still in the street. Oh yeah,
so maybe they ignored it if they did get the decal.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Or maybe they never cut the took the time to
take it off.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Now as that they were in bad is there a
phone number of any kind like one that sends a
lot of text messages to the radio station or you
know what, I honestly didn't see because I also I
was going to cross reference that number with the text
to come into.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The radio station. Because I outsourced dealing with this issue.
I also don't want to make it super obvious. Ill
you outsourced it, yes, how by asking a favor from
a certain person here in the room. Well really we.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Called into the city to begin with.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And uh, And so I didn't want to make it
look like, oh, look at this guy stopping to get
out of his car to look at the sticker.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
So I had to do drive bys multiple that did
it look weird? Like why is the guy who lives
three doors down? Like just keep driving by.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
The right and over and everything and staring and trying
to read the sticker.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I said, I had the same problem in my neighborhood, Greg,
I wanted to pay a homeless person to take the
trash cans for a joy ride and leave them three
or four blocks away.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Nice, I mean that is the next move is to well,
if you can't responsibly own or use trash cans, you
don't deserve them.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Oh argument, yeah, yeah, like you.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Don't deserve a door on your bedroom, and you start, well,
this is a great except but you start by moving
to maybe the end of the block.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Right Okay, And I'm wondering if the person who put
the sticker on the garbage can's notice that a lot
there are a lot of offenders in that neighborhood. Yeah,
it's like catching on hunt.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
I left that person noticed that Greg was not lying
that they have just a household trash can out on
the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Isn't that the one of the bizarre thing?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What garbage neighborhood do you think we live in? Sir
so Greg, I know how you feel about people parking
cars in their driveway. He's not for it. It's dumpy, Yeah, yeah,
he's it should be if you have a garage, very trash.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
If you have a luxury of having a garage and
you're parking on the driveway or the street, what is
wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, so let me ask you this question. One of
my neighbors I've noticed does not park their car in
the driveway. They do have cars in the garage, there's
a third car, and they park it on the street,
not even in their driveway. They park it along the
curb because it's their third vehicle.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Third vehicle.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, they have to leave the driveway open to get
the cars right. No, because they do have They do
have space to offset to the right because they just
redid their drive they have a nice wider driveway.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh, specifically for parking.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, correct, now, but they won't park there because it
looks they park it in the street. And I've noticed
that now they're not even parking it in front of
their own house. They're parking it down the street a
little bit in front of somebody else's house. In front
of somebody else's house. How do you feel about that? Honestly,
you call me a grandpa if you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That is. I don't support that. Yeah, you're going to
park your car that I had that same problem with
my neighbor. But there's plenty of room for two cars,
and they always park right in the middle, so there's
no room for somebody behind or in front. Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Now, if it's between parking on the street like that
or the frightly thing of having a car in your driveway,
you choose, I'd go for driveway parking in front of
somebody else's house. At least you're taking up their convenience.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right, and I'm not you're to say, oh, I own
the street. I know it's not my street. I know
you can park legally anywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It's just a matter of civilian social contract. Yeaheah, All right, well,
you know interesting update.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I can't believe that the city has gone through the
trouble of printing up those stickers.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
And now if the city and on my cans, I'd
be embarrassed and I would take it off, but right
they left it on.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, that's crazy. You have to get to an update.
If you noticed anything else, I will. That's very nice
of the city. Thank you guys. On behalf of Greg.
And you know, because when Greg's happy, he's good here.
And yeah, we're all happy.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We're all happy. I mean, doesn't everybody just want to
be happy.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I be Greg happy life, nice work city. Alright, another
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here, give us some your valuable time this morning.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
Menace is here, Good morning Gina grat There is Sea Man. Yeah,
we've got Sammy and we got Morgan here. Take it
(21:54):
to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can
send us a text if you'd like, over to two
to nine eight seven. Now, the first thing we're gonna
do this hour is go to Greg Gory. What's for
some immature applies to text messages? And I think Greg
(22:15):
kind of fell out of love with doing this for
a while. But that's why we don't do it as
often as we're used to it. But people still like.
It's what the people like, that's what the people know.
These are real text messages that have come into the
text two to nine eighty seven, and Greg will be
sending these replies after he gives us a couple options
and we help him decide which one we're going.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
To go with a new pick. All right, how about
text number one? Next number one is from the eight
one to eight. Why does Woody keep having bort On?
He's consistently low energy and uninteresting. So a couple of
odds the whole thing, that's the whole time. Why does
Woody keeping on? He's consistently low energy and uninteresting.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I'm just going to file that under action items.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Great. How about why because every time he talks it
makes you angry, and we feed off your tears the
same way your mom feeds off dog mayogo.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay, okay, that might be hard to beat. Another option,
yeh okay, okay, this one, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I worked on this way too long and I'm not
proud of it. Okay, but something along the lines of
too bad. Your dad hadn't been low energy with this
pull out method in your mom's nuthole, so we could
hear less from your opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
This is gonna finish. That's really good.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It's amazing nuthole an opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Had he not been low energy pullout game texture would
not be there.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Born's studio is all torn up. I would go to
uh bord on this one, Hey, Bory, once you run
on in, I.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Would like to uh I don't.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So is he coming in? That's tough man. Sorry, we're
gonna get borts more mic time hearing Ye, sorry, sorry
texts for you? All right, They're gonna be so depressed.
Now did you hear? Did you hear the replies?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, which one do you like the best? I'll let
you know what. Let's like. I'm a big fan of
reply number one. Howthles are dono is great? However, the
pullout game one. That's it. That's the best one. Love it.
I think it's great.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
You understood it.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's kind of a thinker.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, that response control see troll.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
By the way, it's a trick that Greg learned not
that long.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Past.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeh copy who used to like type them all out again?
Oh yeah, even already I had all this computer broed.
Sometimes I just take the long road one one day one,
I'll here you go. One bort is great, thank you.
Let me click on make sure this is not a
troll the previous question, replied Minisau. No, I'm looking now
(25:14):
me love Greg sending you hugs? When and where is
the prom nine? Okay, yeah, moved, we have a knew
what would Morgan.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Do for money?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah? Alright, right nice yea, all right, that's good.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
So there you go. All right, okay, Greg Gory's immature
applies to text messages.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
One more also from the eight can we put a
what jar in front of Gina? You don't have to
respond to every syllable that comes out of Woody's mouth.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
What's that like a you know, like swell like a
swear like a swear drip?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Anyway, like if we're in a conversation like what yeah, sorry, sorry,
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Another one, bort is great. Nice way to go, Greg
Gory smoke that guy like a piece of.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Good comes to my I feel so special anytime, anytime?
All right, can we put a what jar in front
of Gina? You don't have to respond to every syllable
that comes out of Woody's mouth. So this one's super simple.
We'll get a what jar when your mom gets a
butt slut jar?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You feel me?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Was I do you know it would end with it?
You feel me? Dog?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You are the master because their mom likes what but
and not just like likes it, but no, like crave.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Satiable. And then how about worry less about what comes
out of Gina's mouth and more about all the beef
bullets cramming their way into your mom's meat puddle.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I've not heard that one on the end. Yeah, you
gained me on the end. Meat puddle.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh, it's I think it's after, you know, it's after
just been absolutely obliterated.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yea meat It's like swampy roast beef.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, I gotta say meat puddle is creative genius.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, obliterator gotta be number one. Number one.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Now we have to go meat Puddle.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
We do more scriptory, so number two seas scriptory scriptory. Yeah,
I'll go with the number two as well.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So good.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I loved and upsetting Sea Bass's great. Oh my god,
meat puddle.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I have control seed, I have controlled v And now
we're sending.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Done done, thanks, beautifully done. Since we're kind of on
the topic, I thought this is pretty cool. Carrie Underwood,
you know Carrie Underwood, Yes, Carrie Underwood, Yeah, you know Underwood, Yeah,
Carrie under One. She was doing a thing with E
(27:56):
News and she was telling them how she's a pro
social media and this is a good lesson I think
for a lot of people. She said that she learned
this from Joe Rogan and it's a thing called post
and ghost. She wants you to know that it's really
important to remember that the Internet or social media specifically,
it's not the real world. And it took her a
long time to realize that. She says, quote, I'm forty
(28:18):
two years old. Do I care if somebody doesn't like
my hair today? Or if this thing I sang or
how I sang it? I don't. So if I want
to post something, I'm just gonna do it and leave
it there because it's not real life.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
None of it is.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
We're going to get out quick, carry or wood he
shows next. Hang on, fellow comrades in mediocrity. I want
you to listen, very careful.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You can all go straight to the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
All right, Welcome back, everybody, hoy.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So we had Greg's immature replies to text messages right.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Before god break. Yeah, then but what what was what
was the term that we liked a lot?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah? And then the first one was about Board said what.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
He was low energy and uh, consistently low energy and
uninteresting that we feed off the tears to the way
your mom feeds off dong.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
So bort saw that text message come in last week
and we forwarded it to uh to Greg and then
bort did a little bit more digging into that, and
uh he made he made a discovery.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Oh yeah, he looked inside and said I am I
am low energy and boring.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
No, yeah he did, he didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Actually, here comes here comes Borty has a shadow of
looming shadow and he's moving with a very little third.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The looming shadow yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Anyway, so, uh hey board, welcome back and so like. Yeah,
so he looked into the because we can see like
when somebody sends a text, Okay, we could see all
the other texts that they send it mobiles eighteen. So
uh we printed off all the text messages that this
per same person has sent thirty six pages.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Now, hold on, this is This is how it sounds
when you I mean, it's look, it's I it's a ton, right,
it's it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah. Anyway, the phone number on there is you know,
they got the phone number on there. Who sent it?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
You can see at the top and uh so the
last four digits of the number is one eight seven nine.
Uh huh one eight seven nine. Now here's here's the
phone number menace. I'm gonna show it to you at
the top.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Peer.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Okay, all right, can you can you see that?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Is it the same or is it a different number
than this number here? Okay, so it's the same number
that's on all the stickers that Sea Bass leaves on
people's cars for CARTNERD six pages text. Now that's a
(31:26):
deep people say that's a deep. Fan You screw up
any number, right, people say, people say, people say, hey,
what the show When it's time for commercials or music
or whatever. What are you guys doing in that time
or what are you guys talking about in that time?
And what we have always wondered because we have a setup.
(31:47):
Sea Bass is a very unique position here on the show,
whereas he pretty much does just the stuff that he
wants to do or that he wants to participate. And
there are certain things that I say, Hey, I'd really
like he's in here for this segment or that segment.
But otherwise he has the ability to be involved in
all of them. It's up to him that you know,
(32:08):
whether he wants to be involved in those or not.
But a lot of times he is just sitting in
the office and he is on the computer and working. Yeah,
and Vaughn noticed on text messages apparently because Vaughn, because
Vaughn sees like he's on the text a lot, and
we assume that he's running back to some people. But
apparently here are yes, he's texting into the show as
if he's a listener.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Well that's that's the assumption here. No, it's okay anyway,
So men menace. Can someone not spoof any phone number
out there.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Oh yeah, okay, so tell me, tell me to tell
the truth.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yes they can.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
So if they had this, this would be a great little
like dig it me to like tend you.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
So how far this go to? Like twenty twenty one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So uh so here, let me let me, let me
read something and you can tell me if these are
these sound like Sea Bass or not?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
When it comes to people, I broke it out into
different things about people on the show, nitpicking wording on things. Uh,
let's see, there's also one here supporting himself. There's also
one called make playing, make believe, pretending to be somebody
completely different altogether. That's so this person is a real psychopath.
You're saying, yes, your okay. I like so the Texas.
(33:27):
I like blank people. I like blank more than people,
dog's mascots, et cetera. Isn't the interesting, funny, unique take
that Bort thinks it is. I mean, it's true, Okay,
I support this, agree with and Gina and Sea Bass
give Greg some comedy lessons. When somebody does a great impression,
don't copy them, just set them up like Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
The other thing is doesn't spell Sea bass correctly ever A, right,
it's it's it's C bass or s e A. It's
different all the time, that's sure. Sure, Okay, Sammy worst
(34:06):
instincts in radio. I mean that's now. This these these,
these next two, these next two came in while Greg
was out, while he was with his parents after his
brother passed away. Greg is going to be so rested
after his free two week vacation. Also, Greg took a
major vacation this month. Yeah, that's what that was. Yeah,
(34:27):
it was a vacation. Got to give it to Sammy.
She out bores everyone every week. Yikes. Did Gina learn
these listening and gas lighting skills in therapy? Oh? Because
he's always talking about gas lighting and therapy.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Uh so, Wait what did Bort mean with his some
type of look comment? Or is he just being unfunny
and uninteresting as usual? By the way, there was there
was a number that we're targeted at board. That's not nice,
no offense. But what Sammy and Gina s A M
M Y and g E E n A do besides
shoot down the fun ideas?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I didn't really. Sammy is a jumper in her sea
mass will set up an explanation, and as he's about
to pay it off, she jumps in with nonsense. It's
so interesting that this person is I mean, they're listening.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
With ears like well, yes, sounds like there.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Hey Morgan, let's see this one is for you. It says, uh,
Morgan has entered the phase of working out where it
has become her personality. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
He baited me with that one too, because I texted
back all mad.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Okay, See, I'm convinced what he has no idea about
the FCC. He just used an explicit sexual term about
oral sex. I have a better understanding from all my
years and from my dealings with the f SEC in
the past that yeah, I have a pretty good idea.
Did Bort learn how to be a wet blanket from Sammy?
(35:57):
Oh it's not fair?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
What? Yes, you guys stopped doing that.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
I'm off I know, I'm off the hook because I
can't spell any of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Bort is just not good on the air, is greg Okay?
He repeated both what both Sea Bass and Gina said
right there. Sammy is his whole radio thing. Huh. G
and Sammy don't understand anecdotes versus overall trends. Sounds like
something a researcher would say, right, a smart guy. Yeah,
there's the jar, no offense. But Bort sucks on the mic.
There's a little one. I love what he tells a
(36:28):
bad story. And then Greg is like, oh my god,
all right, I mean you're getting some laps in the room.
No judgment, because knowing it's from you, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
No judgment.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Did Sammy listen to the Woody Show before she got hired?
Or did you just want a job on the radio?
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Now?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I don't think she did listen to the show. She
was working on another radio show. I've been very open
with that.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I didn't listen to other radio shows at all other
than the one I was on.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Huh My twelve year old daughter said, that's so random,
just like Greg. Okay, now let's go to the twelve
year old daughter. Right, let's go to the picking, of
which we all know that he is speaking of nitpicking.
Nitpicking this person's text. We really are, because there's thirty
six pages. We just kind of whittled them down. Look,
I actually think I have more angry text than you do. Yeah,
so I had uh had I had Gina go through
(37:14):
all thirty six pages, and then she kind of did
the pass of it, and then I did the pass
of it, and then I organized a little bit. Uh,
this is the nitpicking the wording here. I was thinking,
we're gonna get regular news. But these are trending news headlines,
you guys rule. So this is where all that whole
thing about the nitpicking over the text of people. It's
a thing and a smart thing to stop down on
and radio. Yeah, why does what he say hit us
(37:36):
up with that text? Is he trying to sound street?
I try to send that text, but my phone will
only allow me to send a text. This is very
sea and that says sorry. Yeah we did address because
then I said sorry. Now that the texter messaged it,
I can't stop hearing when what he says hit us
up on that text. He is definitely he's replying to
(37:56):
his own text. Now this is a he or she.
By the way, these are not trending news headlines. You're
just reading the news That word covers the other.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I do support that. Wait, hold on, everybody, Gina's reading
more than the headline. She's reading the actual stories. Tell
her to stop the woodie, thank you for giving us
the original gangster version of this song.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It sounds so cool when you put it that way.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
It must have been like alien an farm, smooth criminal
and like yeah, like what was.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It? By time?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Greg, It is not random to send glasses to a
lens crafters. We thought you knew what words mean. Are
you a twelve year old girl? Thank you body for
quote getting after it today? You are really going after whatever.
It is really harder than normal. This morning's random.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That is random. That's pretty right.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
The context. I guess, well, because there are some days
I schedule a lot of you know, bigger what could
be end up like longer segments than we have necessary
time for. So I'll say the dude ambitious hour. Yeah,
you know, because like we're trying to get to a
lot of stuff here, so let's let's kind of keep
It's kind of more of a reminder for the residents
in the room.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's keep it moving.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh yeah, this is when Sea Bass was on location
doing that movie with Perry Caravello and Ohio, Yes me too.
You won't be checking in randomly with Sea Bass. You're
just not going to spin a wheel to determine when
you talk to him. You will check in quote periodically
appreciate no proof.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
This is me, by the way, Why would I Why
would I lead an obvious trail of clues by using
the same number that's already a.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Course over the course of four years. This is a
troll job by an obvious troll. The Sea Bass, ever
get pissed when what he plays clips that he could
have used for the Weekend Audio. Sea Bass is exactly
correct about Corey Feldman, s n L, Bill Maher and
many others have had him on after they bag on him.
(39:56):
It is intellectually curious. These are all this exame exact,
This is interoffice conversation.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Exactly right.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
We also had that conversation on the air. It's very
Why does Greg hate that Sea Bass got hired? Wasn't
what he about to quit and dissolve the show until
Sea Bass Sea Bass showed up. Those are two different things.
We brought that up on the air. Those are Those
are two different things. It really sucked like the first
nine months and I kind of was following the things
the way that we did, and then I said, we're
going to do things our own way. And that's when
(40:22):
I said, you know what, I'm not going to hire
this producer person that you want us to hire. I'm
going to hire the person that we want to hire,
which was him.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, i'll babe.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Mistakes for me starting to think that Gina might be
a little slow. The one that clip was saying exactly
what medicine Sea Bass had been saying. I told Sea
Bass that Bravo had been doing dram and real estate
shows for a while now. Sea Bass didn't pout and
wine that not everyone knows everything. He accepted it and
moved on. Sounds like a mature person. The show does
(40:51):
run a lot more smoothly without Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Everyone just kind of agrees.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Doesn't really say anything interesting or controversial, and it moves
on interesting of a very sick individual.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
You guys are thick and choosing on this person who
I will give him that this is a level nine troll.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I hate to agree with stupid Sea Bass spelled differently again,
But he's right about the championship thing. It's not a
big coincidence. Sadly, Sea Bass different spelling again is correct.
There are new episodes coming out next year, but the
other new ones are from.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
A few years ago.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
But I don't know what's about it again. Oh yeah, right,
I was getting this like three or four years whatever.
You would think for as much harm and Fred with
because what he watches, he'd get basic principle that you
can't cram a bunch of appliances into a power strip.
Sea Bass smarter yet again, shaking my head.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
This is extension debacle.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Plug it into the wall, not into the board. Okay,
Menace and Sea Bass with straight facts on therapy. Sea
Bass always cites his source when he plays a clip,
not what Seed Bass said.
Speaker 10 (41:54):
The I R.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
S site does say that he can come after they
can come after you. Ten years later, Sea Bass was right,
we always had tons of energy as kids. What he
was a low tea kid too, no offense, but Sea
Bass sniffed out that Morgan doesn't really lift weight quite easily.
Thank you for Sea Bass for pointing out false enthusiasm
from people on the show. Can we all just submit
(42:16):
that Sea Bass was a trazillion percent correct about the
fight shares to what not just repeating what the last
person said about the fires. And then I'll give you
just a couple more things here, allay, this is where
he's playing make believe. I'm a woman and I know
I'm going but I do have a vagina question for
my fellow ladies. Does having a period make you talk
(42:37):
out of the side of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's clearly I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Said I did a modeling gig once got paid a
good amount for like barely showing anything. My great great
uncle was a West Virginia coal miner, and he said
that you used to only use one bird or sometimes
a mouse. You were talking about going into Yeah, all right, uh,
I drive one of those camaros. Okay, I don't know
(43:02):
that was about, but apparently he does. Anyone going skiing
this season? They wondering great time at the takeover. They're
they're replying about what a great time they had, So
who would do Like that's a weird thing to be
talking about that. It's not a random troll.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Yeah, I enjoyed this text.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
They will. Yeah, they only have they only have a
couple numbers.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Yeah, I could pull up the text from that number
if I do, and if that is indeed my number,
Now you can do it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Right now in front of Sammy. I could do it.
And you guys want to touch anything that she doesn't
see seas?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Come on, yeah dude, yeah, I mean you're you're the
guy who's caught in bed with another chick.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, and she's going, what the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (43:49):
I think.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Right, it could be c G. Yeah it's a hologram. Yeah,
all right, Well anyway, Sea, best you are. I'll tell
you what, if you didn't get employed the month for
other things, you would definitely get a fan texture of
the month four years, let's say, hypothetically.
Speaker 7 (44:06):
Hypothetically which again there's no proof in fact, there's true not.
This is just like a good person serving up topic
points for you guys to come back to. Like this
would be like Howard hard Stern used to have writers
who would write him like, oh, talk about this, and he'd.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Have a little screen that would pop, see you work here,
and you could just pass.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
It to me assaulting all the people that you work asaulted.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
That's not me defeeding it for a guy who is
about efficiency and not waiting feed it through the text
and hopes that we might see it and take it
as like, you know, I would take it more seriously
from you as a producer on the show than I would.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
There's some random texture.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, this is kind of staff just I mean photographers
speaking anyway, Well, thank you for all the texting. Best
that was great work. Oh yeah, you know googling. Yeah,
well you know when you have a troll text back
within thirty seconds and something happening again thirty six pages. Yeah,
all right, more what he shows now? It is myself?
(45:02):
What Greg Goryo, Menace, Gina, SeaBASS, Sammy all at your
service this morning. Thank you for being here and giving
us some of your valuable times. We embark on another
new hour here on the Woody Show. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Woodie.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
You can set us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Mother's Day on Sunday, kids and it
could be fun. Seven year old boy and Utah drove
his little sister nine miles in his mom's SUV two
a McDonald's just to get a happy meal. What do
you mean how did he reach the paddles? Yeah? Finally
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ended when the kid crashed, nobody was hurt. The officers
were stun to find that the person behind the wheel
is a little kit.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Why is it always SUV's And most of the time
the drive there. Most of the time they want to
go to McDonald that's what that's what mom's driving. The question,
it's minivan and that's where kids want to go.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I could ask my daughter right now, where
do you want to go eat McDonald's. Yeah, so that'll
be her standard answer. It has been for years.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Even on birthdays.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, standard answer. I had a birthday, but gone that ruled.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Is she too old for a kid's meal these days?
Speaker 1 (46:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
She she wanted to get the toy oh they're offering now.
And then joke was on her. Number One'm like, look
you always want more food than what's in the happy meal.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
And then number two you just got one of these
toys the other day. And number three, look at this
sign right here. They were completely wiped out. Yeah, they
were wiped out of all those toys. Dude, speaking about
being wiped out, have you seen these things in the
grocery store where they have the Pokemon cards and toys
that they sell in a little vending machine like digital
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vending machine board. And I just happened to be hanging
out at a grocery store yesterday and we saw the
Pokemon machiner, like, let's go check it out. Every single itea,
of course is sold out and that's why people lined up, Yeah,
for when they stock those machines, and as soon as
the guy leaves after stalking them up, there's a line
of adults, greg who are waiting to empty it out.
And I'm glad you said that because when we went
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there to look at it, where it says everything's sold out,
there's a message on it says no loadering, like you
cannot round all lineup. I did see another thing, something
posted locally, I guess yesterday or the day before, whatever
this was. They just released some new mini Trader Joe's bags,
and yeah, and they showed all these people lined up
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around the shopping center, past the best Buy, past the
mattress store, around the corner waiting to get these mini
Trader Joe's bags. I don't know what the purple and
teal pastel colors. I'm not on the list I saw.
And the thing is they're only two ninety nine a bag.
Oh yeah, they're not expensive.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
And I saw them before they were a thing, and
I almost got one, but then I thought, what am
I going to do with that my regular ones?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's a small note, And then they became a thing.
I know, I want one. Look, look how far this
line goes down. These are adults waiting to get it.
Crazy Trader Joe's bad.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah real, it's that and the that I've been just
seeing crazy lines for.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Us, And if it were parents in line for their kids,
I would go.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, I get it.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
It's a bag eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
to two two nine eighty seven. Menace went to the
Two Bears five k. All kinds of celebrities and stuff.
They're hanging out and Menace was their VIP access. Yes,
who did he get on top of all that?
Speaker 10 (48:27):
Really? Oh?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Food news?
Speaker 10 (48:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:30):
We even we did. We did food news and everything.
We have exhausted. But I'm saying it's a food related
piece of exciting news, okay that I had to share
with everybody. But the Woodies Show Family Food? And who
did Menace get for the Two Bears?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Five K?
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Round the Woodies Show Family Feud without.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
Clutching my gordons and turn into his turns the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
All right, welcome back, We're gonna do a round of
the Woodies Show Family Feud. Yeah. The idea was because
you know, Menace went to uh, excuse me, Berg Kreischer
and Tom Segura's Two Bears five K in Tampa. Yes,
we were trying to get Jelly Roll, and I guess
you showed up late.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I'm supposed to be there, and yeah, he showed up
right when the race started, and he was supposed to
be there a little bit earlier, which I might have
had time to talk to him. So I wanted him
to do the family feud. But dude, you know who
was also on the list that didn't come through? And
I was like ready to go show Antonio Brown. Dude,
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if I would have died.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
The podcast rounds. Yeah, alright, so we didn't. We didn't
get Jelly Roll. We didn't get Antonio Brown, so we
must have gotten like Tom Segura, right, no, no.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
No, Jason Kelsey was there.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh we got.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
No, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
We didn't know.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
But we got people that were at the event. Yeah people, Yeah,
we got people. Atheman, Now, what do you show family feud?
Speaker 8 (50:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:05):
A lot of these games, like the weakest link is
the breakfast one, right, So Greg still owes breakfast.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
That the other day you got to talk, but we
got through one breakfast.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
You owe us to breakfast, don't you. That breakfast you
got was bom no menace also the breakfast, right, but
he's not going to get it until that's what it was,
all right, so Greg breakfast. Mena said he would buy
the breakfast, but only after Greg came through with his breakfast,
which he.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Did, right, So now we're playing for actual breakfast.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, yes, well Mena still ows a breakfast, Yeah, yeah
he does. But you guys, I would like to make
a special announcement about Avon.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Are you there?
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Get on the in the sky? Von in the Sky
is VON the space station there is, so so check
it out, you guys. It's this Friday, right fun yep,
this Friday. Okay, so coming up on Friday, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls. Uh, Vaughn set it up. I have
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paid for it. There will be an omelet station here.
We've talked about it. We've talked about it for I
think eleven years. This sounds awesome. Will there be lobster?
I don't know, Vaughn's that's a I have no idea
that request. I want all the fish. So there's gonna
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be there's literally gonna be an There's gonna be an
omelet chef here, chef here on Friday morning, for President
eleven years in the making, right, I wonder if they
use clarified butter. I gotta give it up to Vaughn
because Vaughn's the one that hit me up. He goes, Hey, dude,
I got a guy. He's a chef, and he can
come in and do an omelet station for everybody, Like dope,
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set it up.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'm so excited, the little ham cube excited. But it's
just like a real for just like one of Vaughn's buddies.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
No real for real chef. He was on a Chopped
four twenty two years ago.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Chopped for twenty, so she does do weet stuff, but
I'll make it sober for you guys. But hold on,
what is Chopped for twenty Wait, don't don't be rash.
Oh ye he told me it was from that show Chopped,
the four twenty versions. Okay, IDT Yeah, I thought this.
Speaker 7 (52:25):
This sounds like a boot bootleg Instagram thing, but no,
that's just an actual thing in twenty twenty one, hosted
by that guy, the.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Comedian who's like he talks to me, Ron fun will
be here serving us food. That's awesome. What okay, I'm
down with this rule.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
It is excited.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
I don't need mine to be the sober version.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Definitely, we'll see we can do that.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
It is Friday anyway, So that that's that's the update.
Speaker 10 (52:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, how fun rit. Yeah, it's it's a dream come true,
really very exciting. It's something that we never thought would
ever be achieved now I know. It's just something that
maybe we would talk about and you know, just kind
of like laugh about, like, oh, wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
That be cause like a private jet or a suite
at a basketball game. No, this is way better, I'd say, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Not better than a jet, but better than a sweet
This is fun.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, it it's way cheaper than the jet. I can
tell you.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I can probably.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
So what do you show? Family feud? This is from
the Two Bears event in Tampa with Tom Segura and
Bird Kreischer. However, we didn't get any of the famous people.
We just got people who were at the event.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yes, and the first people it's a couple. They were
addressed in bear costumes because it's the Two Bears.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Five k.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
This is a little bit about them and their first question,
what's your name?
Speaker 3 (53:40):
What are you from?
Speaker 11 (53:41):
Alexander Legan Kendall Legan from flip to Florida.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, nice, all right, first question, name something you wouldn't
want to wake up next to.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Okay, but did you kind of get a little bit
more perspective on this guy that did you talk to
him for more than just that one question?
Speaker 5 (53:59):
No, just somewhere they're from. They're dressed in these bear costumes,
and I go, you know what, these people look like
they're ready to part.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
You don't realize every we're doing this all wrong.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Why?
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Okay, it's been a while since we played would you
show Family Feud?
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
First of all, there's music.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
We got distracted by the Great News. Yeah yeah, by
by Almage.
Speaker 7 (54:20):
I'm like, by the way Jupiter Floor is all I
need to know.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Okay plays joll ing Boys and Girls? What do you
show Family Feud?
Speaker 8 (54:28):
From?
Speaker 10 (54:30):
Five K?
Speaker 3 (54:30):
And Sammonth and so minutes he was he was out
there and he was talking to these different people, and
each person is going to get a question. So you
have to address the question to a particular person. Okay,
remember so and then Greg, for example, if he went first,
he would have that question. I get your input though, yeah,
and get our input that he had to make the fun. Okay,
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that's how I remember that. Yeah, now we're remembering how
he played, so we will get the first question.
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Let's go with Greg.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Let's go with Greg. Can I hear it again? It
was what you wouldn't want to wake up next to.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
What you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Any
guesses from Florida.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
So he might say an alligator, but I'm thinking a
bug of some sort too, That's what I would say.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
One of those guys would be like an old chick.
I was gonna say, yeah, Florida. He could say like
fat chick or something fat chick. Yeah, a dead body.
Speaker 5 (55:23):
Also, remember this is a couple, so it's a guy and.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Girl, right, Okay, so I'm thinking it's got to be
in the animal world, like either an animal or a bug.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
My God tells me gator. Not that you ever would
wake up next to your but you wouldn't want to. No,
you certainly wouldn't want to. That's right, Sammy. All right,
let's say to all right, question number one.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
Your mom's vagina, his mom or my mom?
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Do you want anybody's mom's vagina?
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Alright, moms vagina? That was not on the radar.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I feel like what and I got closest. Yeah, Florida.
That's a Florida bar girl answer. Yeah, yeah, your mom's vagina,
Your mom's vagina. All right, who gets the next Who
gets the next question?
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Here?
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Mat, let's go Gina.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
The question is name a reason someone might get kicked
out of Walmart?
Speaker 3 (56:21):
All right, that's a good Florida question here.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of Walmart?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
I mean stealing, obviously, streaking. Pooping is a big one. Yeah,
that was a lot. I mean kidnapping, masturbating, sure, setting fire. Yes,
these are all good. Yeah, Greg, bringing your alligator inside?
Oh yeah, pet alligators all good answers.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
But I think we're gonna go. I think we're pooping, all.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
Right, Pooping is a good answer. Let's see question number two.
What do you show family feud? You have to wait so.
Speaker 11 (56:59):
Long for them to unlock the deodorant like that, just
like just get.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
In there and you get the deodorant and they're like, hey,
we have that locked up for a reason.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
I'm like, smell this, bitches.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
So you're like, yeah, that's kind of like come on that, right.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
If I need deodorant, let me get my deodorant and condoms.
Speaker 6 (57:17):
Oh yeah, okay, what the hell we're getting in a
fight with the employees being locked up?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Like going in and just taking the things that are
locked up without the key, like forcing your way in
and taking something out of I don't know how you
do that.
Speaker 7 (57:29):
Yeah, but again it's a Florida answer because everything makes
lots of it. It's not the saddest things I've been
in those walmarts where all the entire cosmetics section has security.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh, you need a personal shopper at the and.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
It's like, what third world hell hole are we in?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (57:45):
All right, well, two questions down, no points on the board,
MENACEU gets. The next question is around the wood we
show family feud.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
All right, let's go to Sea bass and S's saying
that these are all Florida answers, So all right, name
something that a woman might lie about on their dating profile?
Speaker 3 (58:03):
All right?
Speaker 7 (58:03):
So the obvious ones agent Wait, of course, possibly number
of kids, but I don't know about that. Now listening
to the mom's vagina and Walmart the other end answers.
That definitely helps because that's not what these people are
going to say. They're gonna say something like venereal.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
Disease, or it could be about having kids.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (58:25):
Most women are upfront about that if they want to
actually find a real man to date. But if they're
just looking at slam, they will hide that.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
How many divorces they have? Right straight?
Speaker 3 (58:36):
I guess what guys don't care about. Oh yeah, if
they would have, if they have a well, they wouldn't
be on your profile. Criminal record, criminal record. Yeah, that's
a good one. I'm gonna I'm.
Speaker 7 (58:44):
Gonna drug Yeah, I was saying, like a meth addiction,
although drugs is one of the answers on dating profiles.
They like a little pill shape.
Speaker 6 (58:52):
People know you're into it.
Speaker 7 (58:53):
That's cool and sometimes never or yeah, regularly, I'm I'll
stick simple, but I'll go with vds.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, good answers.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
I swear I'm clean. All right, Here we go. Question
number three that she likes sausage. She might lie about
liking her.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
She would lie about liking it.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
She's really or she's really approved.
Speaker 7 (59:22):
It doesn't like yeah, after you get married, but she
likes sage.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Follow up questions and why why would you like? Wouldn't
you like it? Yeah? Les? All right?
Speaker 3 (59:33):
Well, three questions down for three so far here in
the room. This is proven to be a very difficult
round of the Woody Show family feud. Who gets next question?
Speaker 2 (59:41):
Menace? All right?
Speaker 5 (59:42):
This next guy. I was drawn to him because he
was wearing a shirt that says bird is fat. Now
let's uh, let's go with Sandy for this one.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
All right, Sammy, your question?
Speaker 5 (59:52):
All right, name a job where you could fail a
drug test and still get radio.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
That's true? Exotic answer. Drug dealer, sure, fast food employee,
yeah right, garbage man. No, they drive, yeah, they do?
Now what if? What if?
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I'm thinking like a great person like door dash or something.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Again, it's a driving thing, but they're not getting tested. True.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
The time I was talking, I think they're gonna probably
go something more like stripper or hooker because all I'm
just thinking about the other answers.
Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
I also think too, As we heard in our first clip,
these are people who are the comedy related events, so
they're trying to be funny.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
They're intentional also going to things like.
Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Mom's vagina, which, okay, I appreciate that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
And there they're joining fun. They're drinking, and they're drinking.
Makes sense, all right, But are gonna go with here, Sammy,
I'm going to go with I'm gonna go with uh
delivery person, delivery all right, I get answered. So none
of us are doing great in this game so far,
so we can you can only go up from here.
Let's find out question number four, what do you show
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family feud?
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Construction worker.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Construction work?
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Probably you do hear that?
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Well, we got a couple more questions, right, yes, what
do you show family feud? Next question is for what.
Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
What's the first thing someone does after getting dumped?
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Oh, get under another?
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah? Bang, pender, Yeah, cry. They're not gonna say cry
the first thing that you do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Maybe that's right a little bit, an I think the
first thing would be get under another?
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Rebounds rebound? Would it be like something? I think rebound
sex is a strong because this is the dude that's
answering the questions, right, Yeah, the guys that guys not
sitting around eating like a log of cookie dough and
somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
He has sure on this, says burt Is Fat.
Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yeah, I'm saying it's not going to be like a
chicks crying into their little pint of hoggin DAWs, you know, pizza.
We don't know, I'm gonna go with my very big
gut instinct and I'm gonna say get under another or rebound.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Yeah, I think that's what I think. That's the way.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Definitely the way to go. I think we're going to
get a point. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully. All right, here we go.
Question number five cry, Oh my god. The first thing
they over the board, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
That is the immediate reaction, you boy from who most
people don't. And then it takes time and then you
can call someone, call your friends and get dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
So question for Gina, are you a crier after a breakup? No,
I don't take you as one. No, not really.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I mean Greg, Yes, yeah, Greg's a blubbering baby, destroyed
for years.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Uh, not to mean nothing you're upset, but the whole
sitting around the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
She was right there, right there, She handed it to me.
Maybe she's more tuned in than the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
We got one more question would show family few These
are people that are at the at the bird Chryscher,
Tom Segura, two bears, five k in Tampa. And the
next question is four.
Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Let's give it to Greg, right, right, what's the worst
thing to hear during a tattoo session?
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
What's the worst thing to hear?
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Yeah, whoops, whoops? How do you spell that?
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I spelled that wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Yeah? No regrets? Oh I like that. I like or
they'll just point it out and it's the most obvious answer,
I think. I think if we go too far, you'll
end up either talking yourself out of it or oh
something like yeah but still some type of mistake. Yeah,
(01:04:27):
like oops, whoopsie whatever that all counts, right, whoopsie daisy.
Let's let's find out. Do we get a point at
all this whole.
Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Round or or not?
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Right? Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
What's the worst thing to hear during a tattoo session?
Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
Wronghold wrong, tattooing wrong? It's not you're talking about wronghold.
Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Was?
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Well, I'm sure he was. Hole.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Are these then these particular questions or are they jumbled up?
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Hole is the best pole to put something out of here? Yeah?
I have the wrong audio seventeen Like what hair your
butthole tattooed? And he tattoos your ear instead? You know what, man,
we'll never know my gosh, damn it. I guess I'm
saving some money today. Yeah, always don't have the omelet
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station coming on Friday. That's all I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
shop at four twenty love it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
We're going take a quick break.
Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Wrong, hold, I'm okay more what he shows next?
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Hang on, My complexion is out of the urinal your urinal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
a little slower. Do you want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes? O?
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
But chugging the sun? Oh wow, we're not pretty much
all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm a little celsh Are you
down the d R?
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Not?
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Keep it to me all day long?
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
The Woody Show, Well, Menace walked forty one miles. That
was over one hundred thousand steps. Yes, not for the
bird Chreischer Thompson girl five k.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
That's that was a Yeah, that was easy. But that
was when he walked to Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
But have you ever wondered what happens to you when
you walk twenty thousand steps per day? That's what this
guy wanted to find out. So he committed to doing
that for a month, and here's what he learned. It's
kind of like when Morgan Spurlock just did the whole
big Dogs thing, the supersized I always forget that he's dead,
like he passed away.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
He was cool. Walking twenty thousand steps a day is
a huge time suck.
Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
That's what he learned.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
It took approximately four hours out of his day every day.
Couldn't do it, which is significantly impacted his schedule. From
a physical standpoint, I know what you're wondering, Well, how
much do you lose doing Inally gained two.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Pounds all that muscle.
Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Yeah, no, that was due to water retention. Oh really
dam Yeah. And at the end of the month, after
walking twenty thousand steps every day, he lost six pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Oh so.
Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Because I lost like a pound maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Because you're supposed to lose healthy weight losses, what one
to two pounds a week week? Yeah, yeah, but it
was twenty thousand. Still good for you, right? Mentally?
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeahay, good for your heart, good for everything. Mentally.
Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
He says his focus his productivity improved, that the routine
of it all helped him break some unproductive cycles that
he had but once a month. Once that month was over,
he said he found maintaining twenty thousand steps just wasn't sustainable.
So he started doing ten thousand steps a day. Says
that's improved his quality of sleep, He's got more energy
during the day. Just having that regular routine has kept
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him motivated in other areas of his life as well,
and he's now down fifteen pounds, even though weight loss
had nothing to do with this, because he wasn't fat
to begin with. Yeah, maybe did that much to lose.
That's the other thing. When you don't have that much
to lose, you're gonna lose it slower anyway, way slow
compared to like a big fat ass whale like myself. Like,
if I start working out, drop thirty pretty cool the.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
First Yeah, that was pretty easy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
You could lose five pounds or whatever per week at first,
and then it slows down to one and then you
think it's not working.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Any morning you go f it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I'm beyond saving and so you didn't you fatten up again.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
But I mean, all this walking, it's called zeb bound.
People look into it and do some light workout and
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Well, when I when I did the walking, I was
doing every day ten thousand steps and that was taking me.
That was taking me two hours and even that was
a time suck, Yeah, and that was unsustainable to do
it all in that one chunk. We don't have a
very active job. We just kind of sit here. But yeah,
if you have one of those jobs though, where you're
just working all the time, you're moving around ripped, so
your workout's built into your day.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
If you're a mail carrier, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
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So what do you do if you're in a skilled trade?
What do you do and what do you make? I've
been a lot of talk about this. Yeah, people want
to know. Yeah, any ideas they're a local sheet metal
worker one oh four in San Jose, California, seventy six.
Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Dollars an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, my brother's an electrician, charges between one hundred and
one hundred and fifty an hour. Owns his own business,
always busy, works six days a week. It's get Yeah,
two hundred thousand dollars a year general contractor no high
school diploma.
Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Noise, that's great.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Noise sea there. We'll open up the phones and the
texts on that coming up a little bit later on
in the hour. But dude, here we go again. A
three point eight carrot diamond was found sweet at Crater
of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas. Are you still skeptical?
Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
You wait to go?
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Dude who found it is a farmer from Minnesota. What
random luck? Huh?
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
He said it looked like a candy wrapper at first,
and they told him it could be worth up to
nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Now, here's my argument. My point. It's a state run
park in Arkansas where you can just casually find diamonds
lying around on the ground, where thousands just sitting there
waiting for tourists to pick them up like seashells. Works
for me. If that's true, why isn't this place being
mined twenty four to seven by professionals with machines. They'll
(01:11:04):
bring the floodlights out, get bulldozers out there, because again
the government who is normally so hard up for money
that they rape you on taxes and they essentially turn
you upside down and shake you for change all of
a sudden like yeah, go ahead, keep it okay?
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Yeah, well true two things. Number one, they're poop diamonds.
They're brown, so.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
That really is up to nineteen thousand.
Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Dollars because of the size, but they're not really sought
out or and then second, yeah, what do you believe
this is a marketing ployee that they just throw them
out on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Yeah, exactly, it's throwing them so check it out. Are
we really supposed to believe that they just leave potential
tens of thousands of dollars laying around for some rando
farmer guy from Minnesota to scoop up? Is it worth?
It's advertising? It's like if a bank just sprinkled cash
in the parking lot and said, yeah, help yourselves. Also,
how come the diamonds are always conveniently found by someone
(01:11:57):
with a great backstory, A farmer, old teacher, a couple
on their honeymoon. Right, people, it's the perfect media, feel
good story. Wholesome person stumbles in the fortune and I
get the argument, like, what's in it for the park?
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Tourism? Yeah, advertising, Yeah, they're selling a dream, right, it's
fifteen looked it up. It's fifteen bucks for adults, seven
bucks for kids. They charge you to get in. They
sell you rental equipment, snacks, souvenirs, and dreams, and they
hope that you might find a diamond. That's the whole
business model. This is the hope you might find a diamond.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
What are you expecting that a CEO is going to
be there finding a diamond? No?
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Again, but again, if you have anything of value that's
on that land and you own the land.
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
In this case, it's a it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
State run park that the state would want to take
whatever resource they had to turn that into either money
or whatever for themselves. I don't believe. Yeah, of course
you do. Again, the diamonds are like these diamonds. But
also just to go deeper into those nineteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Okay, because it's big.
Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
So they put nineteen thousand dollars on the ground, the
pile of nineteen thousand dollars on the ground.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
No, they didn't put it there.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's a diamond park, Yeah they did.
Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
But to go even deeper into your conspiracy theory on
why they just don't open it up to or the
government doesn't just open it up and make their own
money off of it. Isn't the diamond industry like heavily
regulated so they can control the price of diamonds.
Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
This park is state run. It is the States.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Yeah, but the diamond beers the diamond industry itself though.
Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Oh I don't know. I don't hear about blood diamonds.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
They got like kids and yeah, but there's like there's
actually there's actually like a limited supply. Yeah, unlimited supply
of diamonds.
Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
I think it's a fun story for everybody. That's my point.
And you know what, I see your point. I understand
what you're saying too.
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
But I mean, it's not shocking to find salmon in
a salmon farm right back, So there's nothing surprising about this.
And of course the person has a good backstory. These
are the people that go to these things, and.
Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
They must be making enough money off of people going
to this park that if they were to mind it,
for all the diamonds in there, they wouldn't make as
much money as.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
They are off house.
Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I'm not saying there's not crappy little what I'm saying
that they take these bigger ones right, that people oh,
there's a five carried diamond just saying they found it,
or they somehow have like a little statue of these
that they did from when they do turn the soil
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
They Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Right, It's like when parents put out the Easter eggs
for their kids to find, and they go like, oh,
because that's going to get more people to come. I
don't know where the hell in Arkansas this is, but
who the hell goes to Arkansas? And you know what,
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
If they're making diamonds easier to find, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
That's sure in the soil all day.
Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah, it looks legit the scam, Yeah exactly, because I'm
a scamming. It's marketing. It's marketing for the park. They
put these bigger ones up there so people like, you know,
you can get the thing in the news about oh
the guy here farmer from minnesot I found a three
point eight care at time sitting on top that looks
like it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Okay, all right, so if you were on the fence
about going, now you're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah, because the dream you're selling a dream like for
people like Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Like, oh, we should go to that diamond park.
Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
We should and go off on a diamond three point
a week.
Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Hi, Audi, Yeah, So instead of spending nineteen grand on billboards,
you just spend it on the diamond in the park.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I get that part. Get that part.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
The five zero one says the diamond mine has been
tried for commercial mining, but it doesn't produce enough to
be profitable, so that's why they just keep it apart.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Okay, Well I did minimum research, thank you, sir. That's
how I know. It's fifteen dollars for adults and seven
dollars for children, and I know the state won't give
a penny to anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Okay, but did the guy find it? Yes, yeah, he did.
He found it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
He did, so it was worth his fifteen dollars. Oh
for him, it's great. Yeah, I'm just right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
But you can't say it's fake that he found it.
He found it, it's just the fat you're saying. Philip.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I feel like somehow like we're in a in a
situation where like we're on a cell phone call and
one of us keeps going through a tunnel and missing
half of the point to hearing your point because I
hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I'm hearing your point completely.
Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah, I think you're missing the part where it's just
conveniently left on top. Yeah, because they if the guy, Yes,
but the guy is there and he's digging all day
and he gets about five ft down, he fine, okay, fine, whatever,
But like when.
Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
It's just sitting like that, it's found on the surface.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
But do you know it was found on the surface?
Do we know that?
Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
They always say I looked down and I saw what
looked like a candy wrapper.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Of course, because where are you.
Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Diamond?
Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Exactly after digging through Ageain, I feel like we're just
going through tunnels and we're kind of hell. Maybe you
need to listen. Then maybe maybe your phone's going out.
I think your battery diet. I don't want to fight Greg,
rather make up, but you got to get the makeup
sext there eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
What is the number?
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Let's get the phones going for. What do you do
and how much do you make? For skilled Trade day.
If you're in the trades, you are working a trade like.
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
A diamond minor.
Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Yeah, exactly. All right, So what do you do? How
much do you make? If you're in the trades. Let's
go to Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You're online one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Hey, good morning Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Good morning? All right, So what do you do? Okay?
So sheet metal worker? I mean I know what sheet
metal is, but like, what.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Are you doing with this extract? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
So you're you're making like the venting and stuff, ducks
and things like that work, okay? And then uh, and
then how much do you make doing that?
Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
I make sixty dollars plus sixty.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Plus an hour, and then that works out to be
my math sucks. I'm a radio DJ. How much does
that work to be in a year?
Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
A year of one hundred plus one hundred thousand dollars plus.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
One hundred thousand dollars plus one hundred thousand dollars plus okay? Cool? Yeah,
sixty some bucks an hour? Yeah, okay, cool, that's nice.
Speaker 9 (01:18:01):
Looks overtime.
Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
And then did you go to you didn't you didn't
go to any kind of college or anything obviously, Like
I went.
Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
To grade school for five years and they played for it.
As long as you go and you show up, so
get charity.
Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
What I was saying is like, you didn't you didn't
go to college for something else and ended up doing
this because you're like, wow, this pays way better.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Yeah, but that's cool school.
Speaker 9 (01:18:21):
I went for it.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Yes, your debt free coming into it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
All right, Eddie, thanks for the call. Appreciate you listening
to wood show.
Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Okay, thank you guys, all right bye?
Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Hey, yeah, sheet metal guy who's listening to the show.
I know somebody's getting like crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Seventy thousand dollars is a diesel mechanic, Okay, so you
just work on diesel engines and yeah. I open up
my own heating and air conditioning company two months ago.
Been in the trade for nine years. On average, make
one hundred and five to one hundred and twenty thousand
per year.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Dude, Yeah, they must be killing it because I don't
know if you saw my note, I think America has
been over air conditioned. Everywhere I go. It is so cold,
you've turned into a chick.
Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
I have the only person I hear complained about like
things being too cold more than my wife.
Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Is you know why when it's cold outside the air
conditioning is on?
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Or is it just not there?
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I feel it, the heat just not on.
Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
I feel it. I'm like, dude, it is storming outside,
it's freezing, and the air conditioning is still on.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah. There's times I dread going to the grocery store
because I'm damn it, I forgot my jacket.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Are you talking about Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Does that happened to me the other day? A stormy
it's legal Alaska outside.
Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
You have the air conditioning onto the maxt Why to that?
I say, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
I say they're doing their job, all right, take a
break and come back back top it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
How much do you make? If you're into trades?
Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
How much you make? Eight seven, seven forty four? What's
the number?
Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
Show?
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
So this is for Skilled Trade Day and we've done
this before we open up. No matter what anybody does,
any job, what do you do? How much do you make?
This is just about skilled trade? Yeah, specifically yeah eight
seven text dover to two two nine eight seven. I
heard a interview recently with Mike row Dirty Jobs micro
(01:20:33):
world's most awesome voice. Ye, Mike row It would rule
to have his voice. And he does a lot of stuff,
obviously pushing people toward the trades. Yep. He's got like
some program that that he runs, Yes, like some sort
of endowment. Yeah, I forget, I forget what it's called.
But we used to see micro daily.
Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Yeah we did. Yeah, remember, Yeah, we would at the
building we worked at. We did.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Yeah, let's see him at the like across the street.
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I had the same agent.
Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Lunches, I would just have a bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I've never met the guy, really very nice.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
I felt like he was always He's been a guest
on many of my shows. He's also in the barbershop quartet.
Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Oh Greg, you hate.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
So for Skilled Trade Day, what do you do? How
much do you make? Let's go to Nick Hey. Good morning,
Nick Hey, good morning. All right, So what do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
How much you make?
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I am a plumber for generation and I charged one
hundred ninety five dollars an hour for residential and one
hundred and ninety four commercial.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Okay, so how does that work when you see those
things where it's like any drain ninety nine dollars if
you're charging is that maybe because it's only a fraction
of an hour. You don't need that much time.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
No, no, those are those are gimmicks. Those are only
if you have a clean out out in the front
of the house and attack accessible three and sure are bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Okay, yeah, there's a.
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Lot of hidden details. Oh okay, there's a lot of
hidden details.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Appears you have to lift the toilet to drain your sewer.
Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
It's you know, you're up into the three four hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Yeah, and so what does that end up being like?
Because I'm assuming you said how many hours you're really
or how many days you're really interested to work? You
take whatever work you want, You turn down the stuff
you don't need. So what it's all said and done,
at the end of the year, what do you what
are you bringing home.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Before taxes? Close to three hundred thousands.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Damn, that's great. That was from my one main sewer
line job. Probably yeah, those things are over ten grand. Yeah, yeah,
no joke.
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
All right, Nick, thanks for the call, man, appreciate you
listening to the show.
Speaker 10 (01:22:45):
All right, let's go to uh.
Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Tony, Hey, good morning, Tony, good morning, good morning. All right,
So what are you doing? How much do you make.
Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
I'm a local building operating engineer, Okay, work at hotel
and we.
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
Make forty five an hour and we can top off
close to one ten.
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Overtime one ten. Just all the all the stuff, like
just all the any any of the HVAC or elevators.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Or any electable.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Yeah, I'll have the operational stuff. Yeah, that would be
insidingly difficult.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
You get discounts if you want to stay there at
the hotel.
Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
Yeah, and if you worked there for twenty five years,
you get three rooms free every week if you like.
Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
What after twenty five years? Yeah, now you do it
all right, Tony, thank you for the coming. Appreciate you
listening to the Woods Show. Let's go to Mike Hey, Good.
Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
Morning, Mike, Good morning Shows morning.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
All right, so skilled trade day. What do you do
and how much do you make?
Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
I'm gonna heavy quittingent operator and I make about one
hundred and forty five one hundred and thirty forty five years,
depend on overtime.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Hell yeah, Well what kind of hell equipment are you running?
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:23:54):
Bulldozers, excavators.
Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Yeah, dude, seriously, so much fun. All right, there's a
place in Vegas that We've been talking about going to
for years menues decade.
Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
It's called dig this, I believe. And so you can
go there and you can drive like for reals, excavators
like the big ones, bulldozers.
Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
All in the Dallas Sport work area.
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Dude, we're going menace. We're going I would and you
just like dig a hole, fill it back and that
sounds awesome. Yeah, like when you were like a little boy,
You're playing in the dirt with your truck. I've wanted
to do this for years.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
What about wreck.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
I'm actually currently in crane school now to go to
crane school so I can start making about sixty bucks
an hour, So.
Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Crane school.
Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I just want to do like a backo or
like the excavator I think would be really cool. That mean,
that'd be so cool. I do want to go up
in one of them. Speaking of cranes, those are the
ones that used to build skyscrapers, the ones that are
super tall.
Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
You gotta climb that little.
Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Light of la. You have to crap in a bucket
up there I'm talking about right, Yeah, yeah, all right, Mike,
appreciate you listening, man, Thank you, and have yourself a
great day.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
All right, all right there see you.
Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Let's see, let's go to see we talked to a plumber.
We talked to uh the heavy machine operator. We talked
to a building engineer. Let's go to an electrician. Hey,
good morning, Albert.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
We're doing fantastic guard so skilled trade day. What do
you do and how much do you make?
Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I'm an electrician for a fortune five hundred company, okay,
and I make about one hundred and twenty a year.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Okay, so you're electrician, but just for I mean, what
kind of what kind of work does the company do?
Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
It's not like they do a.
Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Solar and energy storage system like cattery packs for like
for homes and commercial settings.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Gotcha, okay?
Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
And that's one hundred to one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars a year, So like from zero for someone who think,
oh maybe I could do something like that, or I
might be interested in doing something like that, going from
no experience to having a job to where you are
right now, let's say to make one hundred thousand dollars.
How long do is something like that take? Like how
long before you start making that kind of money I'd.
Speaker 10 (01:26:13):
Say maybe like five six years.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
You know, ain't bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Cool, Yeah, that ain't bad. And so uh and then
how do people you just go and can you what
do you sign up like an electrician school? Like probably,
yeah you can.
Speaker 9 (01:26:25):
You can go to like a trade school.
Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
I went to a community college for like two years
and got a certificate there.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah all right, cool, Albert, thank you for the call.
I appreciate the info mat.
Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah, you change a light fixture? Yeah I checked that.
The powers off eighty six times?
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Yeah scary. Okay, so yes, I'll do that, just changing
an outlet or changing a light fixture, same thing, I'll
check it like a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
So scary.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
You call somebody to come over and do it. Do
they shut off the power? You bet they don't.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Yeah, I've seen some people just ah, so long as
the light switch is turned off, you're fine, dude. I
know I want the neighborhood to be off the power.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
I hardwired a ring doorbell.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
I didn't realize I was supposed to turn on the power.
Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Oh well that's the ring doorbell stuff. That's usually like
low voltage stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
They well, I said to turn off.
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I want the whole grid to be off. Yeah,
let's go to Jeremy. Good morning, Jeremy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
How are you We're doing fantastic? All right? So Skilled
Trade Day. What do you do and how much do
you make?
Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
Yeah, I'm a Union fire sprinklip fitter. I'm a super pointendent.
So I make about ninety three dollars an hour our
journey when they top out at like seventy eight an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Okay, so fine, So when they're putting like a fire
system into a building, that's that's where you come in, correct. Okay,
so the beginning stages. Okay, I got that. And so
then uh, all right, the ninety books. Now the journeyman stuff.
I've seen a lot of people on the text here
their journeyman whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
That's one of those things I could easily google, but
I never have. What is a journeyman?
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
It don't work for particular.
Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
Through their apprenticeship, right, Yeah, So there's apprentices and then
once they're done with their apprenticeship, they're a journeyman.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
And then when they're running the job, it's a foreman.
And then if they're running multiple jobs or they have
so many people underneath them, then they're superintendent.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I learned more in five seconds than my whole life.
I know, well what a journeyman means. Freelance kind of
when you.
Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Don't work in the company that you're done with your apprenticeship.
You have so much time in your train, so you're
you're actually a trained Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
God it it sounds like you should be like special
forces with the.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Name three up, three down. What's that mean? Jeremy Thanking?
All right later, thank you? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
it's eight seven seven forty four Doty's say.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
How to Shay?
Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Hey, good morning, Shae Shay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
We're doing great so skilled trade day. What do you
do and how much do you make? Well?
Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
My husband and I run an appliant through tear shop
and we don't make the money, but our technicians do.
Our technicians make anywhere from twenty to seventy five dollars
an hour, depending on the type of work they are doing.
Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Okay, so when you know my washer dryer brakes, I
call your place, you send your guy out. That's the
kind of stuff we're talking.
Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
About, exactly.
Speaker 13 (01:29:24):
Washer dryers, refrigerators, we do some commercial we just don't do,
like the big walk ins and stuff like that. Mostly
the big household a play also applies.
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
And then one of those guys that you send out
to my eye like what are they pulling?
Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Is either per hour per year.
Speaker 13 (01:29:42):
Our top technicians are making one hundred and twenty to
one hundred and fifty k a year.
Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Wow, and for I'm assuming because you're driving out to
everybody's place and stuff like how many hours a week?
Speaker 13 (01:29:53):
Our place we only do nine to five Monday through Friday,
and so they're working forty hours a week.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
All right, good, keep it real.
Speaker 13 (01:30:02):
We know family life.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Yeah, Oh, they believe in the work life bounds. Yeah,
Chase Appliance Repair, Uh huh, believe the family comes first.
All right, Chay, thank you for the right wish up man,
the text is blowing up. We got a lot of
people like pool cleaner made over one hundred thousand dollars
last year working four days a week. Greg, you're doing
(01:30:25):
that for free, I know. All right, we'll get to
some more of these next year on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Hang on, whoa yeah show, I'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
That is a beautiful woody show. All right, So Skilled
Trade Day, you got a ladder on your truck. You
put a cone behind your vehicle when you park it somewhere?
Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Is it beep when you're reversed? That's right? Cool?
Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Skilled trade? So what if you are they skilled trade?
Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
How much do you make? Or woodie? And let's see
everybody say hi to Angel, Angel, Hi, we're doing great?
All right? So Angel, what do you do and how
much do you make?
Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
I do dog trophies for dog shows. I make about
seventy to eighty thousand a year.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
You make dog trophies?
Speaker 10 (01:31:17):
Yeah, so you know how? You guys talked about it
in the beginning of the year a show that Menace
went to in January, Bully bes I did that show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
So you you make the trophies that people win at
these events?
Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
And you're you're pulling on how much year?
Speaker 10 (01:31:33):
Seventy to eighty depends on like the year?
Speaker 9 (01:31:37):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Also like so many of them? Ye dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Yeaheah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
It's specifically dog trophies or would you do them like
for someone's Little League or horse trophy.
Speaker 10 (01:31:48):
I started just doing dog trophies dog shows, and then
from there now I do other as well. I do
more than custom trophies as well. So people come to
me and say, hey, can you do a trophy of
them all that passed a week?
Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
You really? That is interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
We may we may need your number.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Angel.
Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
I'm sure we can come up some goofy trophy that
we need and you can put it together for us.
Speaker 10 (01:32:10):
Actually, have I need for you guys that I've been
thinking of taking dropping off?
Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean not the sea best deserves
the trophy, but Angel, hang one, I'm gonna have Morgan
get your information. Morgan, get his number and write that down.
We'll get ahold of him for sure. Somebody send us
a half an as trophy for the redneck news story
to your trophy that one over there, Gina, we haven't
awarded that since you've been here. We got some more
(01:32:39):
show next hang on show. We'll be right ver
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