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The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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twenty twenty five. It's a Tuesday morning. We are the
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Coming up for you this morning. Some questions for the ladies.
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Arcs agent Sebastian on the case trying to cant people
do the right thing and return their cards. We've got
a redneck news and we're gonna have to meet some
people at the crossroads. As you know, can't please everybody,
what do you show? Crossroads coming up and we'll get
the morning started. We got some Dougan newsss banger. Well,
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you are a do lover, that's why. Yeah, I am
her little doggies. I'm wondering if you've got one of
the stories that the Gina texted me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I doubt it. We looked at No, this was a
worse one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It was worse.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the worst. All my stories are about the
power and love of having a dog or a doggo
or a Dugan in your life.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Gina's going to so then I want to well, then
we'll rally with those clubs. They just tied the story
that the Gina sent over, and it was just a
stupidity because this woman, her baby was killed by her
baby dugan pit bull. She goes, I don't know how
this could have happened. You had a killer in your house.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Like somebody trying to break in and the pit bull.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, like the family dog. The pit bull killed this kid, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Baby killed by family pitbulls. As greeting mother laments, I
will never understand why.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you get
a crocodile in the house.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, chicken laying around? What happened?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, this, this first story for Dugan News is from
ABC Tampa and it is much much nicer and may
I say, much more emblematic of the actual human Dougan relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, here we go, Dugan News.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
This is Sassy, a nine year old chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But that's when the unexpected happened.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
When I went to step up on a walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No one could see her.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I just said prayers, and perhaps God had Sassy answer them,
because the dogs flung into action. She ran Mary every
car that pass.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Sasy did this for five hours, and.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
We're laid beside me each time and nicking my face.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Walking by heard the.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Non stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I saved her at the shelter and she's saved.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
In the antipile.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I made it to shade oh.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Him here because I saw that when he fights me,
I meant my vajoma And when out walking and he
sees good cook, he.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Ight away, he jumped on because he gets so he
gets so craty.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's a different chia.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, different medic and I we always think you that
same lady whenever there's like these lucky was it a.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Happy happy, It's so far, so good. It's sea Bass's
Dougan news Greg, all of these. That's not the theme
this week. The theme is fun with accents. Our first
accent was Mega Old Lady our second. Our second accent
is from nine News Australia and it's about a little
housekeeper who went home to go clean a house and
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got some kisses.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
A woman has suffered a horrific leg and arm injuries
when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney, Southwest.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss. Yes, a shrill scream rings out in
a quiet street. A woman mulled by a pit.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bull, her neck, her hands everywhere on the flooring slot.
God the dog, where's that guy from by the way?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's a lot of love, scream and crying.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The woman in her thirties suffered such a significant blood loss.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
It's a miracle that she's in a stable condition.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'll see a disaster or something that I want. You've
ever seen the loss? It's just a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Karaoke karay, why, yeah, that's the thing blood gets.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Pit bull's horny, right, so horny? Yeah, it's their Spanish
fly and people.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Should I don't know how this happened because pit bulls
have been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Unfortunately, yes, smuggle the one in apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah. I guess they just don't like nice dogs. I
don't like the adorable this it's at the wood Show.
It's Sea Mass's Dougan news.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And again fun with accents South South Australia, No, no
South Africa edition.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
This is SABC news.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
How is there part that?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But a little girl went out and she found a
little friend, and for some reason that village is all upset.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Just a ten year old girl was attagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consented and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, goddamn, this is my new favorite accent. It's like
it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then Dutch.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like, yeah, it
doesn't speak like and like what.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oscar Pistorius when that trial is gone, it sounded kind
of Dutch.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
Yeah, was attacked by a pootball on Wednesday last week.
I spoke to her mother this morning. She says she
is still so consented and she is so said to
see her child looking like that. Today, the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and to actually say they are calling for all the
putballs in the community to be taken away because they
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are saying over the years, over the past six years,
people have suffered injured and they are continuing to leave
with the trauma of what they experienced when they were
bitten by the people's We will give you the update
as the day continues, but for now, it's back to
you in the studio product.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That big run on sentence. Right, there was a reporter
who does his professional by the way, and that's cut
way down. Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcasts.
And I tell you that's my favorite accent.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That's a good one out here.
Speaker 11 (08:35):
More like alright.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Woody show SeaBASS is Dougan News.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hess back to Australia seven News Australia and again pit
bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is a little
buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner but caretaker
Anne Marie. And tell me if that doesn't look a
hell of a lot like a pit bulls. I passed
the photo around the room. But we're about to find out. No,
and Marie and Buddy, their lifelong, well soon to be
life flee lifelong relationship is not technically a pitball.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, all right, you show Dugan News.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
For seven years.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
But it was his owner's faithful friend until the day
he snapped and almost killed her.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Obviously in the fact that I lost my dog, lost mom.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of someone
bashing on her front door that set off the mixed
breed ridgeback frenzy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
He falled back three times and off goes arm. Was
a little bit relieve come off, because it was, you know,
less pain, obviously.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Losing leads of blood.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
By you take it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was like, this is going to be great and
a night alone.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Somehow managed to call trip zero rush to Townsville University
Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Do you blame buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, no, I don't, not one bed.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another name.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
But he just wakes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know gonna do that. I know such damage,
it's too stupid.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So someone's trying to break it up her home, so
he rips off her arm.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
These are Rhodesian ridgebacks. Yeah, it's about them, and it's
a giant dog.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give him a ball.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's got a knife. It's a knife. That's a hard Yeah,
that's not a people, that's a ridgeback. Whenever the hell ridgeback?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, a total total surprise to her. He only
bled someone last week. Yeah, it's not her, and he's
still around.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Think about the perfect breed for Geina to get the
Jack Russell Terrier. Perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah they're cute, but they need they they're energetic. I
like cats in French.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Dog, Well, what do you show Sea Basses Dugan nudes
our partners in life?
Speaker 14 (11:01):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he falled back three times and off goes.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Arm everywhere, fell into an ant pile.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The arm.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop. She looks like she's.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Got an auntsie shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Those people.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
She feels like her close family, like she's not a witch,
but she hangs around with you.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
In home, I do have an yes failure. Sammy doesn't
like to say it, you know, good morning. She does
it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly, but she doesn't
like doing it. She would prefer am I reckon saying
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that you prefer.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Not to do it with people that I see every day. Yeah,
I prefer not to, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Sea Mass doesn't like it if he sneezes and he
says bless you say thank you because it's meaningless and
it's just a waste of time. Well, the blessing people
when they sneeze is one of the things people were asked,
what's a made up societal rule that we should all
just stop following? And that was one of the things
that came back. That's the thing that stood out to me,
just because, like Sea Bass says it, all thank you,
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I have a forward thinker.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
For the future.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging that
the moment.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
More, but it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around here or just goes
a Seinfeld route and got you you are so good
looking say something as well.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following. That it's unacceptable to
date a friend's X.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's not made up.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Just because it didn't work out for them doesn't mean
it shouldn't work out for you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's not the answer.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
People that just want to date other people's exits.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
Yeah, you can't find anyone else that's I want to
take the easy road, let me do that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Right, But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend,
you shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already,
it's like they dumped you. For them. I mean, yeah,
you shouldn't get somebody want if somebody wants to date
the person that you were, like whatever, who cares?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Actually you dump them?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem. Yeah. Well, like I
see it as like, Okay, well I didn't finish my
stake and somebody says a friend of mine or my family, hey,
you're gonna eat that.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I have out tires I have.
Speaker 11 (13:45):
I have friends black that go on vacation with each
other that are like exes and all kinds of stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Really I find it weird.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
But I guess if there's like a conversation beforehand and
it's cool, But like what, you just show up with
somebody's X one day, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given, Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're old, like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prig
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and you shouldn't be given respects. If you're a prick
yelling at people at any age.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'll get the better of the doubt. But they can
certainly lose that that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You can't eat in front of your friends unless they
are eating too, or unless you know their their food
also got there.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 13 (14:38):
I can't stop that habitat It is good manners because yeah,
it has to do with it's not a worthless rule
because i's to do with conversation and phases of the THEA. Yeah,
because then if you start and finish and then the
other person halfway.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Through, yes, it's take my plate and the other persons
still young. And it's a good rule.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah. I mean I I don't want.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Will I mean I don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture. One time I went to eat with Menace.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I was not done yet and he was getting up
to leave.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He was in the car. I was like, oh, I
guess crazing.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
That's the part that's torture for me when I'm done
and you're still eating.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Have you never ate before? Like hurt? People were asked,
what's a made up socidal rule that we should all
just stop following? It should be acceptable to respectfully decline gifts.
Why don't I have to pretend to like something, take
it home and save it to regift it later.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it that you're going to hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yeah, it is mean. That would be mean to reject
a gift.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Thank somebody thought about and wanted to give you thought
I thought you would like it.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Just hit it on the dunton on the way out.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Can you imagine that? Like much like Sea Bass's response
to God bless you? And if it's like you give nothing, you.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Kids do it all the time. You're like stop.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
The worst. The worst is when your kid gets something
as a gift and it's from like one of your
parents or something, and they go, I already have this
that what I'm talking about? Oh God, I hate that.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
We've had long time.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So so I had to teach the kids, like, hey,
when you're opening gifts from people, and they're right there
you go, oh, thank you so much. Everything's great even
if you have it. If you have it, it's even
more reason to say, oh, thank you so much. And
then later go, mom, we already have this, right, And I.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Tell them you're not figuring out for the gift, you're
thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Having to place your napkin on your lap forget it
and lands on the floor ninety nine out of one
hundred times.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, if you I don't just fly.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Paper napkin, well, it's calling be a baby and it's
being a food on yourself like a toddler.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I need a napkin on my chocolate eye.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
That's also there.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
You're at Menic's chair. Until I started jumping in the
studio was a wasteland right.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Ye on the ground it fell off you. You can
use your napkin. And if if you get stuff on
your pants, I mean, isn't that on you? Like? Is
why is it rude to have the napkins? Like if
you have it like on to the right of your
plate and it's just sitting there because that means you
done with your meals. I do it. That's the signal
I'm done when you put your napkin on the plate,
when you stacked all your dishes on top of each other.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
Yeah, I mean, I guess. And that is a societal rule.
This is more etiquettes.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Again? People are asked, what's it made up societal rule
that we should all stop following that women should be
polite and to be considered ladylike. True, men are never
held to the same standards. Why women should be polite
men are to be considered lady like, but you also
get free things for being lady like. Yeah, I actually
think women aren't nice enough.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a
or a cussword, it is.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
Then I do agree with that. It's not fair when
women are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
They you know, they.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
Are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
He's a leader.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No, they say, oh, that's a that's leadership's a strong
d that used to be get stuffed.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
I don't think it's like that anymore. Yeah, I say,
I'm with what he's about. Fifty to fifty. Yeah, I
don't think guys a hole are like, oh, hey, you know,
he's someone's being if someone's being annoying, you know, depending
on the person. I mean, guys get called dude, you're
being a bitch, right, you know. But yes, if it
is a woman being difficult in any circumstance, boss or not,
you just being a bitch, or she's a bitch, or
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the guy's being that way, Oh he's a prick, he's
an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yeah, that's if that's equal to I.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Don't disagree with that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody, Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter FSU
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got a question for the ladies, and this is a
Greg Gory question, and I gotta say I also have
the same question. And yes, I realized that there are
things like Google and Chapter three T I just haven't
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I agree.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
With you don't have that in your search history.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That I have no problem with. I just never thought
to google it.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
There's a ton of stuff that I always wonder about,
and I think I could probably look this up, but
I'd rather find out organically.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But at this point, knowing that Greg was going to
ask the question, I'm like, you know, I'll wait to
find out what the answer is. I can't from people
who have first hand experience with this and so a
question for the ladies. We got some questions in general
for the ladies that we're going to get to here
this hour. Like you mentioned, the phones are open, you
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Tons of animated podcasts up there. And I know it's
kind of a drought for a minute with the new
animated podcast, but we do. But we do have a
new one. Sea Beast tell us all about it place.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Well, it involves somebody getting justice and making Greg's neighborhood
just a better place to live.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Greg's ongoing drama. Right, I'll update you after we check
out the podcast with the with the neighbors and the
trash cans. Oh my god, just want the neighborhood to
be nice. Yeah, his so wrong. His story. It was
so good that people were asking, hey, this should be
an animated podcast. We heard your request and now it's
a thing. You can see it on our YouTube page,
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YouTube dot com Slash the WOODI Show. Greg's neighbors leave
their trash bins out seven days a week, for over
a year, Sea Bass was enlisted to help them. Good morning,
and thank you for calling infanitation. How can we healthy today?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (21:37):
I'm Greg Gory and I'm just curious. Whom do I
speak with about neighbors who leave their trash cans out
twenty four to seven sixty five?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That would be Are you Greg Gory from the radio show?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
So I say a lot, Yes I am, of course.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That is accurate. Yes, Hello, good to talk to you. Hi,
my name's nice to meet you, Greg.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I used to listening to you guys all the.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Time for the past couple of years, and now that
I don't drive any more, only get to hear on weekends.
Get that podcast bled a Thursday crash collection. That's accurate.
Speaker 15 (22:18):
And if they go and visit on a Friday and
the trash cancer are still out, they are supposed to
leave some type of note and eventually they used to
face fines.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Or worse arrest.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
Perhaps no nobody's mean, oh dang, imprisonment, execution.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I guess well.
Speaker 15 (22:40):
I appreciate your professionalism. Hopefully this matter will be resolved
post taste. Say hi to Witty everybody. Thanks again, you
were a doll.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Have a good day. I have an amazing update.
Speaker 13 (22:58):
All but one can has been cleared. Serious serious. The
rest of them I've been wheeled up the driveway and
placed out of sight.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
See about gets results. Well, that's the new animated podcast
that you can check out if you go to our
YouTube page YouTube dot com. Slash the Wood Show now
post haste. That was the update that Greg had for
us at the time of that story. But as you
heard Greg, there's another update that the success of that.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Phone call to the wonderful city the employees was short lived.
The cans are back and they have not budge. The
indoor can is still there, and now all the wheeled
ones are still there. The ones are in the street.
The other day they were out in the street and
I say in the street, like beyond the curb where
you have to drive around them. There was a woman
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who I've never seen before, sitting on the front lawn
of that house with their kids, like I think, eating
lunch or something. I almost and I don't have the
nerve to do it, almost pulled over and wanted to
say something.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
See, hey, do you live here?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Is this?
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Like?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
I almost hit her cans many times, and I've wanted
to drive right into them too.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, I know that was scuff your car. You don't
want to do that exactly. Yeah, that's the ultimate move
is to.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I just thought as I was preparing this, I just thought,
I do have the giants like eighteen by twenty four
inch stickers that I have sitting in my place. They
basically say, there's essentially carton narks for trash guys in
this person warning this slob leaves their cans out twenty
four seven and yes, I will be making a trip
by the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, it's a great animated podcast. The animators did a
great job. If you want to see it, it's on
our YouTube page right now. Also, medic is putting the
links and everything else in our social media so you
can check that out at the Woodie Show. Questions for
the ladies starting with Gregg's and I'm very curious about
this is something I've heard of it. I don't know
exactly what it is or how it works. Is it painful? Right?
(25:07):
So that is a question for the ladies that we'll
start with next year on the Woody Show. This all right,
so some questions for the ladies.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, Greg, what what made.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You wonder about this in the first place. Honestly, don't know,
all right, So we're gonna.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Try to get some answers to I heard this term used,
I hear women complain about it. I think I might
have seen it referenced in a stand up special, and
I thought, I've heard that my whole life. What on
earth is it? What is a what is that?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Your whole life? Without knowing?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, I know it's bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
But like a papsmere is when they well, I'm sure
you know how they do it, they get all over there.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You have to explain it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
It's well, the papsmeror I believe, tests specifically for cervical cancer.
And so they put the duck bill and you have
a little speculum and they just really get.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Open open, isn't it when you have HPV?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well I think that can cause cervical cancer. Yeah, so
that's all part of it.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
And then they take like a little another little tool
and they scrape them.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Cells off your cervice. Super pleasant A tip something a
little more abrasive. It feels like, no, they only I
mean that's they just do the Q tip Usually. I
think I feel like I've gotten so maybe I've had them.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I've had them have to cut stuff out before too,
but that's something too different.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
That's if you have an abnormal PAP.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
So they'll kind of swab around and then they yeah,
they send it to the lab and then they go, okay,
it's normal. If anything comes back abnormal, then they have
to check for more things, and that's when they might
kind of scrape something out.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Is then that But there's a.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Question like why why do they got to crank you
up so open? You know what I mean? Like, because
that's that's the thing I've heard women complain about the most.
Are those what they're called speculum acum.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Well, a pap smear and a pelvic exam are two
different things. You usually get them at the same time,
but they're the pelvic Examuh. It looks at the whole area,
all the ins and the outs and the sides and
the middles and the backs and the front. And then
while you're in there, you're gonna go go get up,
but they feel around.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh yeah, they get up and they.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
They're checking for cysts. Another thing.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
There are hands, yes, hands, yeah, They're like all right now, relax,
You're just gonna feel some pressure.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
They get the whole hand in there, well, a.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Couple of couple fingers, they do it.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They do that.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
At at the same time they press on your abdomen.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Right, Oh, it's like it's not blocking, like checking walls
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, does it all, Gina, Sammy?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Does it hurt?
Speaker 16 (27:47):
One?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It doesn't mean anymore.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Yeah, you have to relax and you'll be Wait, Morgan,
you've had one?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yes, Yeah, I've had two. I haven't had enough.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
You've had, Gina, you've had two, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, since you were what how old?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Since I think I got my first one when I
was like twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
How old are you?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So, how does that work?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I thought that maybe to get them every year once
you start having sex?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah yeah yeah, but did yours not hurt? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It feels really awkward and like cold and obviously uncomfortable,
But it never hurts.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I have friends that say they hurt, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, well we have a new uh thing. We
have a new thing for Morgas. Yeah, she goes and
gets a PAP smear.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Somewhere you never go again.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah, Jack, Yeah, check, that's very bit harder.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
So something else that I could easily google you said,
Sammy said, if you have a normal pap is pap
Does that stand for something?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
What the hell's past? Actually, I don't know, or is
it just short for pap smear?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Well say I pop. I don't know, all right, I
do have the answer for that. It's named after somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The guy, of course, is from pat Smear pet Yeah,
hitting yeah, he plays for.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
These are one of the punk bassist. No, it's for
a Greek physician, George.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Papadacus Papa Nicolo. Of course, it's always named after dude.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
Yeah, all his friends call him pap Dog.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That'd be so cool then after yours.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
And the word smear is because it looks like what
you get put on a bagel smear good morning.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
And I will say too, h Greg, just for your
research purposes that when you go when you get a
pat smear, because you're laying there and you're looking up.
Some people put little pictures on on the ceiling, like
a snoopy or other things.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I've not snoopy kid.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Always pictures and babies, yeah, like rand oh yeah, I
hate I've seen that because they do a lot of
ivy effort deliveries and yeah, so it's all the babies
they've delivered.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
You can't show like Netflix and stuff me nice? How
long is the process?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Only a few minutes? But then when they're like, you
feel really cheap afterwards because they're like, Okay, you're done,
clean yourself up, get out of here. Like there's just
a lot of they just walk out. You're in a
paper game and yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
With the paper down.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
You at least watch like mister Beast video while you're
doing that'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
And that's usually the only time that they're like open
to questions, So you really got to like be on
you know, be on your feet. You have to be
like anyway, Oh so when I am like, that's not
a great time to ask questions, but that's usually my option.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
It's like the dentists like, why are you asking me
questions right now?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Exactly?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Oh no, I think it's better rather than awkward silence
while that's happening, Like, let's just talk and pretend it's
not happening.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Ask me questions.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, So how would you would you guys, for one
hundred bucks go through a pap smear?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I mean, dude's getting prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, but you guys kind of like do we I
heard that it's.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
A good thing, right, Well, no, because they're not milking you.
That would be the same argument, like, well, someone's just
putting their fingers in you whatever. Why is that not
like exciting for you? Like especially a guy? HM, like,
and I've not had it done, haven't either she's supposed
to either for either for pleasure or for a you know,
(31:07):
doctor's visit. I've never had anybody messing with a prostate.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
What are you supposed to it?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Fifty? I think, Greg, you're your due. But apparently I
guess I'm not asking the right questions.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I told you the story how I was recruited to
be a prostete exam a guinea pig. Yeah, how do
you get recruited for that?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well? I was easily.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
You know, you're a young, bucking radio you know, like
a Morgan sort of position, and they don't pay you anything.
You're looking for new stuff to do. It's like Craigslist, like, oh,
medical something or other. You know, I was already a
sperm donor. Oh this guy He's like, yeah, I go
to a different medical colleges and teach them how to
do prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
And we need somebody to be.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
That'd be a lot of people exactly doing that. It
might wear you out, right.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
So he met me at a Starbucks professional. Oh yeah,
so hey, we're driving to Alabama. Well, I mean they
have medical colleges in different states. Okay, but I don't
know why you would be driving, uh because it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Right there in the bathroom. No, no, no, no. They
were going to one of these things that they were
doing in Alabama. They stopped on the way to try
to recruit Sea Bass to join them, like and if
you would have taken them up on it, they would said, hey,
jump in the back, we're heading to Alabama.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Yeah, he said, Well, he said, hey, I have to
show you how to like you have to prep obviously, and.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It sounds like bang bus.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Well that is why the camera. Yeah, that's exactly why
I did not go further than you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Have to come with me.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
There's a question because I've heard about like, you know,
mammograms suck. Yeah, I don't think that they squash your
boobs and stuff. I've heard women complain about that. So
as of all of all the things that women have
to go, what's the worst thesogyny? Yeah, lower wages, what's
like what's the like if you had the exam, Because
(32:57):
somebody said the I U D. Taking that insertion is
the worst. I'll take a pap over that any day,
one hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I have heard that I U D's should absolutely be
you should get an anesthetic, and that they just don't
have time for that. They just squeeze it on in
and twist it and go, oh, you're fine. It's I've
heard that is incredibly painful.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
What's that again? Is that for like control?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It's like an implant. It's a little plastic anchor that
if you're the right size, you can feel.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I guess yeah, and people know a lot of.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
People don't get anesthetic when they get that implanted. But
you guys, apparently there's something called an anal papsmerror.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Oh you could get that.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
It collects little cells from that canal to check for
anal cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
And didn't that didn't fair face it die from that, right?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So what's the what's the worst answer the question? The past?
Past is the worst?
Speaker 9 (33:48):
The yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't done anything else.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, I didn't have the booby one.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I mean I've had I've had them like laser stuff
out of my cervix, and that felt like straight up
Star Wars and it was horriblestead of Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
No, they told me to take an advil beforehand morning.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, but lasers in there it felt like, I mean,
it was burning on the couchy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, no, che cheese on the couchy.
Speaker 16 (34:14):
You know.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
I have one simple request and that is to.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Have sharks with freaking lazer beings attached.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
To their so we can use zap.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a lot going on up there, guys.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (34:28):
I have a non vaginal question for the ladies. We
were recently talking about sizes, like, oh, you're a thirty
two pants, you know, thirty two in seam or an
eleven shoe. Do you have some sort of seminar as
a young woman to learn how complicated women's sizing is
or is it something that is just through osmosis that
you figure out?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
You just it's trial and error because because with vanity sizing,
it's like.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh I'm a two and yep or whatever. It's all
different depending on the site.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's all lies. Yeah, so dumb.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, it's like ultraproductive. Like that's why in wedding dresses,
you it's the true size of like the size it's
always been. So you could be like, I'm a size six,
but in wedding dresses you're like a twenty two.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well what are you? You're like one of the tiniest
people I've ever met. Yes, yeah, what's your size?
Speaker 7 (35:12):
I guess it depends on what you're doing.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
I would like depends on the brand and other stuff,
but like pants would be twenty four or double zero.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Or doubles z brand, I'm extractually small.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Rather, yeah, there was you know, zero, and then I've
met people that are like, yeah, I'm double zero.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
What yea because zero wasn't cool enough.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, no, it doesn't have to do with that.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
It's because they're trying to kind of keep the sizes
smaller for everyone. So anyone who's a size six can
be like, I'm a size four. But then I'm down
here being a double zero. People are like, that's not
even a size and they get mad at me, and
I'm like, I didn't make the size of It's kind.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Of funny about how they pretty way. It's the fact
girls that matter are at you right right, I mean, why
can't they just do Yeah, I mean they do.
Speaker 9 (35:52):
It is It's very weird when people hear my size,
they get mad. But is that like I didn't create sizing?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Is that why who's getting mad? Is that why they
do it? For the for the women's clothing, they won't
say small, medium, large, extra large, two X or extra small.
I've seen for you know, regular adults that extra small, yeah,
Or why couldn't you extra extra small?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
They do?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They do.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
That's what I said. I get extra extra small depending
on the brand. Yeah, no, other them have it.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
There's not a uniform thing.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Why can't why can't the pants, you know, be thirty?
It would be.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Nice, That's what we're saying.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
But there's some of them are like, I'm a twenty
four in pants that are sized like that.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I guess maybe I'm not asking the question right. So
for the ones who do the I'm a size four,
I'm a size they Does that system exist to make
people feel smaller? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
It does. Now it's called vanity sizing.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Right, But so it's a game you all agree to play.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Don't have a choice if you want to buy clothes.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Yeah, we're not making the sizes.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
It's been around for really, But that's what I'm saying.
Let's say you're thirteen years old, you're going out shopping
for clothes by yourself for the first time. How did
you learn all this credit?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
You just try it on.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
You don't have every single brand, every single store. You're
gonna be something different.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
And you're sizing. I mean, just for anybody. As a kid,
you're a certain size and it just goes up from there.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
And that's just kind of how you learn about sizing
is like you're always do.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You remember the store in them all five seven nine? Yes?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Isn't that because they only sold sizes five, seven and nine?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
I mean that's what they say. I mean, I don't
know if that was actually.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's kind of store. There were things in there that
were more than ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Cents, perhaps like three dollars.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
That one brand that they only sell one size, Oh,
Brandon mel Brandy Glenn. No, No, that's that's a real housewive.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, it's by Melville Melville.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
I think, yeah, what's her?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's a fake person.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It's not a real person, but it is brand Brandy
mel Brandy Melville.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm seeing on the texts there's a lot of a
lot of women voting between the Papsmere and the saying
the igud stuff is by far the.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Worst one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Believe that was far all this one said. The most
painful testing is when they test for blockage of the
fallopian tube.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I think they.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Shoot a die up there for that because my friend
had to do it for her pregnancy stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
This is when, yeah, when you're going through fertility testing.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Yeah, that's why I said, you know what, like, I'm
not religious, but if God wanted me to be pregnant
and have a fine old time carrying a baby, I
would have done it by now.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I don't. I don't need a science intervention, which shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Have My wife, I told you I was secretly hoping
I was broken. I tell you that. Yeah, I was
hoping that I had like a sparm issue or something
like that, like lazy, like everything else would be lazy.
And then, you know, because I told her to say, hey, look,
I'm fine with the idea of trying to have kids,
but for whatever we're not going to be going through.
(38:39):
I'm not willing to go through all the expense and
hassle of of the medical side of things, to fertility
treatments to get pregnant. That would just be God's That
was my way of saying, like well, you know, I tried.
I we tried. Meanwhile, now the.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Other way around.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Am I a religious person, not at all, but I
is certainly throwing out there, well that's just God's way
of saying. But you'll certainly go we shouldn't be parents.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Yeah, same, but you'll certainly go into medical intervention when
it comes to preventing it.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh, absolutely, the sectomy for sure. Yeah, all day, yeah, absolutely,
Well yeah, now they're here.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, Well you.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Had your kid, what nine months to the day after
your wedding. I know that's pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We got married September, early September and she was pregnant
by the end of October. Nice, yes, happy birthday to me.
Yeah right. Yeah. They're good kids though, love them, They're
good kids. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Along the lines, yeah, along the lines of learning sizing.
Did you learn makeup or do you just have to
know how to do that?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You go through some bad phases, Remember we grew up
before YouTube tutorial my bangs going every which way?
Speaker 9 (39:47):
No older sister was a struggle, like you'd have to
try and figure it out through looking at magazines, yes,
because that was really all there was. And then for
me personally, when I started to learn how to make up.
I got the Bare Minerals kit. Oh h, dvd came.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
With it that showed you how to like use all
the things in the box.
Speaker 9 (40:08):
So you popped in the DVD and you're like, okay,
and that's how I like did my makeup for Winter formal,
I think or something and uh and then after that
and now it's YouTube, so everyone can look at these
girls and go, oh my gosh, they look so much older.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
They're only in high school. And it's because they have
YouTube to teach them, and the rest of us were
just a mess.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
It's because they're contouring, which is something I had taken
college for a theater class.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Why do you just do that anyway?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That's crazy. So, yeah, you made a lot of mistakes.
None of us have any eyebrows left.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's so conflagated.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right now, jeez, we go through it again, Missagia.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, thank you, right, we demand it. We're gonna take
a quick break. Thank you for the answers, ladys. I
appreciate that. Yeah, I got some more woody show coming
up for your next hang hoo, you were here now now,
so Greg and asked the question and question late number
(41:00):
one about pap smear?
Speaker 16 (41:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And then the other one was about makeup, like are
you just born knowing how to do makeup? Or yes?
Like did you take it right? Exactly? And as a
father of a daughter, I could tell you that kids experiment,
especially little girls, with the with the makeup. One of
the cutest was e did you ever see that? The
little girl got into her mom's lipstick and then her
(41:23):
mom and dad confronted her about it. She's all over
her face and they say, hey, where'd you get that?
And she had a creative answer for that. Did you
ask permission for that? Very cute? And she says liptick, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
But I'm pretty? And then I like giving my food.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So one big one whose was that? It was my
head dick? It was did you ask anybody if you
could put it on?
Speaker 16 (41:54):
I asked myself.
Speaker 13 (41:57):
It looked yeah, well how do you if you could
describe it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
How would you describe it? You like?
Speaker 16 (42:05):
What like the noonie was like the noonie has leg
moms and and he he putended.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Its lipstick is mine? Yeah? She keeps in the line.
Hold on, now they're going to ask her where she
got it? You bought it? Yeah, where'd you buy that, Yeah,
I buy.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
It from Homie Depot.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Of course, it's the w D forty line. I think
I think Gregg's Last Egg just drop pretty much. That's
the Woodie Show. Coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Maybe it'll be.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Something like We're just getting you know what I'm saying,
I'm just getting up enjoying myself, or.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Something much darker and I forget, I'll just die.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
so that your daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, my dad would have loved have been here.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, exactly, But he said so Woody Show back in
the bit the trance later at the English alphabet is
what you value in that?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
You guys? Worry wood He Show. We're into another new hour.
I'm wody. That's Greg Gorgon. Menace is right? Do what
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sent us a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah,
bad news for Menace. Do you guys remember how happy
he was when four Chan got shut down by the hackers.
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh, he calls four chan. Do you quote trash fire
of the Internet. Oh no, you're you're confusing me with that.
A nice gartner, he calls. He calls four chan home
of every loser ever.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
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now menace.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, if I remember correctly when they got hacked in
that story, Cad, I believe your comment was good. Those
four Chan people are losers and I'm glad they're gone.
That was of the Woody show.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
To go back to having sex with your pillows.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Quote on a well, four Chan is back from the dead,
kind of kind of back.
Speaker 11 (44:23):
Yeah, I didn't think you would go away.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
You can browse, but posting and images are still down.
They're begging for volunteer help because shocker, they don't have
the staff, and that's because they don't have any money
because nobody wants to advertise or financially support them. Apparently
scrapping together enough cash where basic upgrades took them nearly
a decade. And they say this hack was quite the
role reversal. This is the kind of stuff that four
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chan does to other people. Their servers were hacked, their
source code was stolen, the site was vandalized, the personal
info from the moderators and the users.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Were leaked and menace Jode at partner four chan, Like,
it's not even like you can't really.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
It's not I know, what do you guys care so much?
It's not like it's anonymous. So it's not like you're
building a community, you know, it's not.
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Like, oh, they are a community.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
But you don't. But you don't even know who you're
talking to.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Well, that's the thing is eventually spills out in the
real world. Hbo or aka Max.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, did a documentary on the whole QAnon stuff. Yeah,
I remember that.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, and that delved into all these chans, eight chan,
four chan, et cetera. So people sometimes read stuff on
there then go out and grab guns and do things.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Right, So back to my original question, do we need
the chans?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Not at all? Okay, well I think we don't really
need any of it really.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
I think they'll just jump ship to something like discord
or something.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Like yeah or something.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
Now.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like
what I always laughed about is and we give met
as a hard time because whenever four Chan has come
up in the news. He kind of like take the
whole guy, you know, you know, kind of like, no,
I never I never did that.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
It's just when Sea Bass falsely says that I said
that as usual as misremembering.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
What happened is I know that four champions, I know
are very good at screwing with Yes.
Speaker 11 (46:13):
Yeah, and I know where, I know where. I never
jumped in with any statements. I'm just rebutting whatever says.
You know, I remember Greg, this is from years ago,
so probably don't remember.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Menace is from the San Francisco Bay area, and when
we first started working together. I forget how it came up.
There was a name of a local rapper whose name
you could not mention. Greg. Remember Mac Dre mentioned mac
Dude in Bay area? Jesus Okay, well yeah right, So
like I something came up and somebody on the show.
(46:43):
It might have been me, I don't remember, I couldn't
reference him. I'm like, who the hell is and what
the hell is a mac dre? Oh dude.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
That was basically like being in Pittsburgh and saying I
don't know who the Steelers are.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
But like what was really funny? Like but there was
there was a thing around it almost like you know
how you can't mention Mohammed in certain certain context or
light like a paper or a cartoon form of somebody
getting firebomb.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Right, or like you always say what you can't say
the word Macbeth in a.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Theater or fire.
Speaker 17 (47:14):
Yeah, when I'm in theater at the musicals, Yeah, I
always say that he's all those theater neds. Yeah, but
what what are are some other of these like protect
not protected, but like things that people like.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, it's like, don't say candy man like but real
life stuff. So four chan, I was going to say
beyond say apparently mac dres He I mean, and he's
dead right, Oh yeah, mac Ray got killed? Care anymore?
Speaker 11 (47:42):
Is that got killed in a Gina's home state of Kansas? Kansas?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
You jumping into a fire to save burning babies or no?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
What I'm what I'm saying is like, is like if
you were in the San Francisco Bay area, does anybody
know or still cares that one of those things? It's
like again, you know my parents mention like Donnie Iris
or something? No, no, no, yeah, are other murals of
him that can go? Of course? Yeah, you've got to
have a mural class. Yeah, gotta have airbrush t shirts
with angels wings are annual balloon release, Mohammed four Chan,
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mac Dre Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
That's a pretty decent list. Yeah, I'm sure every city
has its own little one.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, but just I'm talking about like overall, they just
think of whether other protected things or things that people
are just so scared of, even just to mention it.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
I mean they're teams too, I mean anybody's teams.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
No, No, I'm I'm talking ab where people like don't
talk about you can't criticize literally any aspect of one,
particularly without fear, without fear of retribution about uh our
case complaint letters. But I heard a.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Lot about Saint Louis and emos, like locals go hard
for it.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah, well it's garbage emos the people.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, yeah, you know in Saint Louis there's a chain
of pizza places Saint Louis style pizza, which I know
even realized was a thing. I heard of, Detroit style,
I heard of, Yeah, you know, Sicilian, Chicago style, New
York style, you've heard of different. I had never heard
of Saint Louis style pizza before, and I wish I'd
never had because it is disgusting. It's so gross. It's
like this thin Chris Cracker crust because the square and
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they put this cheese they love in Saint Louis called
pro vel on it. Not even cheese. Yeah, it's like
a hybrid mozzarella and problem, which sounds not that bad,
but it's got this weird after flavor. It just sticks
to the roof of your mouth. Cheese with a Z. Yeah,
it's it blows cheese food. But locals will go hard
for my wife. My wife is from Saint Louis.
Speaker 11 (49:38):
When you try a dog on it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
And I don't even believe her that she likes she
loves it.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
You physically, there's a certain thing like with in and
out fries for instance, Like locals I think they are
munch was not much has a syndrome, but.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Comes up before It's like there are certain people who
will because it's their it's their identity.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
They'll convince themselves that that's what his wife is doing
with emaos people. Before we got into the coming, I
had a bunch of other things because like all of
a sudden, I had like this big brainstorm of things
that you can't mention even even when you're not dogging
on something like you can't even bring it.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Up to two third rails.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
And now that we're on the air and the MIC's
rons like, well, not that you would want to, but
like Dolly Parton is certainly in that category.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
You know, I think she doesn't deserve it. Well, that's
what I'm saying. I thought you wouldn't want to. But
if if you tried, I guarantee don't we talk about Dolly.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Speaking of complaints, Woody Show Crossroads.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, we be on that list.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
We collect these things, uh, that people would send in
on whether it's the email to the show email at
the woodieshow dot com. My favorites again are the ones
that I have a bunch of those today. In fact,
I think they're all ones that were sent to this
station feedback email. Yeah. If you go to the radio
station website and you see on their contact us and
a lot of people when they want to complain, they
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don't even know who to reach out to. They're not
going to reach out to us directly because they want
to knark on us, right, and so they'll go to
the radio station website, they'll click contact, they'll send their
stupid email their complaint to management or that's where they
assume it's going. But a lot of times it's just
someone's trying to get worried out about an event they
got going on, or they got a request, or it's
someone's birthday or yeah. But we get these complaints that, yes,
(51:31):
do go to the program director or the radio station,
but it also comes to us. See at the time,
it's what yeah, yes, so we see those anyway, We
collect those over the course of you know, a handful
of weeks or whatever, and these are the things that
the people have heard on the show and they have
decided that that is it for them. They are no
longer supporting the radio station or the show, they are
(51:52):
no longer listening, and they feel the need to announce
their departure. And so we because this is the healthy
thing to do mentally, emotionally, whatever, we are letting them go.
If you love something, let it go right.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
And what is it if it comes back? Are meant
to be it doesn't, It was never meant to.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Be exactly right. Otherwise we're just carrying around all this
dead weight anchors to our fund to what end, to
what end? To what end. So we're gonna we're gonna
basically fire these listeners, which they already say they're not
gonna listen anymore. But although we look, Yeah, there was
one just the other day, there was somebody yesterday they
were complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song. And then they
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they and we looked up because you can see anytime
you've texted the radio station, we can see you know,
your history of how we have times you months ago,
this person said they were, yeah, they're done, they were
no longer listening, and then just yesterday here they are.
They're back and they're complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song.
Why are you still here? Are you quit? Yeah, so
we're firing these people. Why can't you quit us? Yeah?
(52:53):
What do you show? Crossroads? So yeah, we got a
lot of people hitting up all the time, texting in, calling,
in emailing, in social media messages, all that stuff. All
that stuff is wonderful after hours, voicemails love it, and
we do we ask, we ask for your feedback all
the time, and we're always down to hear out people
(53:15):
who are into the show. And even if you have
like something you want to you know, complain about maybe
something didn't sit well with you. It's fine, Hey, love
the show, just want to let that's fine. It's when
people go, I demand an apology, or they start writing
into whom it may concern type stuff, you know, trying
to get us quote in trouble, knarking on us or whatever,
(53:38):
even though we see it all all right. My my
other favorite is like a I bet you won't read
this on the air.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, challenge accept it.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, I bet you won't acknowledge how X y Z
or whatever we did it on the radio. Where's the hide?
No secrette But some people, unfortunately we have to meet
them at the crossroads. All right. So again people just
(54:16):
writing in different things. These are all I mentioned from
people just going into the radio station website and clicking
that contact us so it goes to the management. All
the stuff. This is from Sarah Kay this first one
subject So we promote prostitution now really? Yeah, replied request, Yes,
this one says. On March nineteenth, the Woody Show featured
(54:38):
an OnlyFans model as a guest on the show. She
was a woman covered in tattoos who sounded like a
redneck chainsmoker. She was allowed by The Woody Show to
use their platform to shamelessly promote and glorify selling her
body online to make matters worse. Everyone on the show,
even the women, openly encouraged her and even went as
far as to encourage the other women on on the
(55:00):
show to degrade themselves by following the same path. This
is when we had our friend Ice, who can't buy
Ice is fun? This is a this is Morgan's new
best friend. You guys still talk about animal. Oh, I
love her so much, it's so cool. This was not
just irresponsible, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to discuss
(55:20):
things like OnlyFans on the radio. Yes, written to the FCC,
and I hope to get some clarity on that. If
I'm right, I will offer my testimony as a witness
and hopefully they will sue you or find you are
however that works for this violation of broadcast law.
Speaker 8 (55:35):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Even if it's not found to be technically illegal, the
Woody Show, instead of promoting positive values, is guilty of
choosing to pedal the idea that self exploitation is a
viable career path. Oh, it was a cheap, gross and
disrespectful thing to expose to your unsuspecting listeners. It was
flat out disgusting. You are broadcasting to a wide audience,
including children. Your station should be ashamed you, guys. Is
(56:00):
from Sarah We lost Sarah, Sarah Sarah well speaking out
of disgusting.
Speaker 11 (56:08):
Usually when you reverse these messages, you see where they're
coming from.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
They're usually projecting.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Times they're projected.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
She's just jealous that she can't get on over can
that one?
Speaker 1 (56:20):
She's going to provide testimony to the FCC.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
This is very serious, the.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Key way they can sue us. Yeah, the SEC is
going to sue us.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
And what I heard.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
From that is she's against female empowerment when you're making
their own decisions an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Againt this next one, This is uh from Wayne G
against it to the radio station feedback subject, have some class.
This guy isn't one to reply reply requested. No oh
do saying this is the worst show in the radio
will be giving you too much credit? Do you guys
(56:56):
run out of new ideas there? Seriously? What the hell
is going on in your studios? All right? Turned on
the radio while I was driving to work and had
the misfortune of hearing the segment where members of the
program were quote butt chugging different beers. That was awesome.
It not only was it incredibly immature and uninteresting, but
(57:18):
it was also straight up not funny. Your job as
host of a morning show is to entertain, not to
influence the masses with perversion and a not so subtle
nod to alcoholism. As I listened long enough to realize
that there were no safety teams on site during this
idiotic segment, which only makes sense coming from a show
(57:40):
like this safety teams, I eventually changed the dial, feeling
disgusted and humiliated For everyone else in your industry, it's
sad when the show has to shove alcohol through tubes
and up the asses of their co host to try
to stay irrelevant. And the worst part is that you
guys all thought it was hilarious and that everyone was
enjoying it. Well it wasn't. I wasn't. Everyone I have
(58:03):
told about it is as mystified and disgusted as I am.
Get off the air.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Thanks for advertising.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh that's from Wayne. We lost Wayne, guys, God damn it. Wayne.
Wayne totally unaware that we had a team of paramedics
standing right here. He didn't know.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I wonder if he would be okay. With but checking
something else like wholesome milk.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, Wayne, sound fun. This next one is again sent
to the station. Feedback email from Natalie subject abusive bullying
on the Woodie Show. Reply requested, Yes, I usually listened
to your station as I drive to work in the mornings,
(58:53):
and while it's not always my cup of tea, I
would laugh to enjoy some of the segments on the
Woody Show. However, that changed last week when I tuned
in the first thing I heard was somebody say that
quote all girls named Natalie are fat. I felt my
heart sink into my feet and even started to cry.
Oh no. This was instantly triggering to me. My name
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is Natalie and I am not fat. I, like many people, Greg,
struggle in silence to gain weight. Oh no, too much money.
I've been known as the bean poley, the cute girl
(59:40):
with no assu and it's something that has caused immense
pain in my life. Pain. I would much rather prefer
to be fat than to be forty two years old,
ninety four pounds that I am today. Greg's ninety four.
To say that all girls named Natalie are fat is
category wrong. Not only is this an ignorant assumption, that
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you wrong for the reasons I mentioned, But what about
for the ones you are fat and feel bad about it.
My body gets judged enough on a day to day
basis in public, so I also don't need to hear
about it on the radio. It's verbally abusive, derogatory, and
we all hope that you never have your name lumped
(01:00:26):
in with untruths. That is from Natalie. We lost Natalie.
Good God.
Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Yeah, you're definitely not getting Greg's sympathy.
Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
I have always said my favorite name for a girl
is Natalie. That debbies are fat.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I mean they have a cake name.
Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
Exactly delicious, and all debbies are fat, by the way,
all of them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I'll give you one more oky.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
These have been pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, well, I mean it tracks.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I had one of those roommates. I couldn't gain way
all night and couldn't gain nap. Bastard. Oh whils I
have that?
Speaker 18 (01:01:19):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
All right? This is another one station feedback. This is
from Angelica subject vaping discussion reply requested you bet. I
was listening to the Morning show when I heard a
man named Greg talk about vaping as a mother of
an ex vape addicted teen, I was intrigued to hear
(01:01:39):
where this conversation was going. But I was quickly let
down when I heard Greg go on a long rand
about how vaping should be legal and allowed in all places,
even schools especially. Did I say that I don't mind?
I mean, I know you have no problem with vaping.
I really don't. He showed no respect for families or
teens battle this addiction. Now, just went on and on
(01:02:02):
about how much he loves vaping. At one point he
even said, quote, keep your laws off my body, Keep
your vaping laws off my body. To that, I would say,
how about you keep your bad habits away from my kids.
Mister Gory, why don't you worry about your own kids.
You don't know the hell my husband and I have
gone through with our teen son from vaping. He hit
(01:02:24):
it from us for over a year, and once we
found out, and thanks to the blessings of God, he
was able to quit, not crack. Thankfully, our son has
promised us that he will never vape again. But well, no,
you seriously, we had him write it out one hundred
times on a piece of it. But to hear someone
(01:02:47):
on the public radio waves glorifying and promoting vaping is
simply disgusting. It's a shame and it will be a
long time, if ever, before I will ever be able
to listen to this radio station again. That is from Angelica.
Thanks a lot, Yeah, thanks Greg, Yeah, Angela a do minute.
Thanks for Greg and Dick.
Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
I also said, because the kids like her son, don't
make it illegal for me, a grown man, to get
my vade.
Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That's what I said. Listen, this girl, your old man
wants his flawn flavored vate, right, but I can't get
it anymore because she's a terrible parents like flawn. Oh no,
what does that have to do with me? He picked
up a.
Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Vape because he knew you did it and you had
a big influence on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Right, because you're so cool Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Right, Well there's uh, there's the cross roads, everybody. You
know what after the crossroads, it's always like he took
like a really big like one of those big dumps
that took ghost. Yeah, talking so much lighter, like yeah,
like you rid yourself of this negative energy through these
people step yeah, who clearly aren't cut out to be
listening to the show anyway. Anyway, Thank you, uh for
(01:03:53):
everybody who wrote in. That was some good entertainment. Thank you,
We're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodie
Show for you. Next hang on The Woody Show, The
Woody Show, and we're into another new hour. My name's Woody.
That's Greg Gory. You menaces here, Hi, everybody, there's Gina
(01:04:14):
grenn Sea Bass is here. Cart Arks coming up for
you in this hour, brand new Woody Show. Cart Arks.
There's Sammy Morgan's ticket your calls eight seven seven forty four.
Woody sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I think this is just going to drive
Greg crazy. Oh crap. What guy in Montreal. He's fighting
(01:04:37):
a parking ticket that he got in front of his
house last week. So early in the morning, the city
installed signs for a brand new bus stop. So this
wasn't already established. It was a brand new buzz again
right in front of his house, which kind of sucked.
People just waiting for the buzz in front of your house.
Now the sign is actually in his front lawn, so
(01:05:00):
they just wow. I wonder if they asked. So the
crew finished up about seven fifty five in the morning,
and then just ten minutes after the sign was put up,
parking enforcement came by and put a parking ticket on
the guy's car for blocking the bus stops. But the
car was there overnight, like, so before the bus stop
even existed, before they put the sign up, And the
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guy says that greg nobody was given any advance warning
about the bus stop comings, so there was no way
they could have known that they wouldn't be able to
park there. And the city agrees. They say they never
update property owners. But oh, we agree that we do
it the wrong way. Yeah, but the ticket will not
be reversed, they say, once a ticket is written, there's
nothing they can do about it. We don't have the.
Speaker 11 (01:05:45):
Technology to reverse this.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
There's nothing we can do. There's nothing we will do.
So if you go to court, you can dismiss it, right,
So can't we just save the whole like dog and
pony show of me showing up just so you can
dismiss it. Yeah, just dismiss it. What do you mean
there's nothing you can do about it?
Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Course you can, like you wrote it, yeah, unwrite it, yeah,
tear it up with your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
If you propose that for like a sitcom plot, they'd
be like, no, that's stupid. THO would never happen, right, I.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Had a comment. This is years ago. I was doing
a contract negotiation and I was talking to the person
who runs the company, not this company, this is a
different company. Yeah, and we were talking about something and
they go, yeah, we can't do that. I go says,
who is it a law? And they go no. I think, well,
it's so in other words, it's a company rule. Right, Well,
(01:06:34):
then the company that you run, you're the company, and
you're agreeing with me that it is a good idea,
And they're like, oh no, it's a great idea, and
I think we should totally do that. And I go, well,
then can't you make that decision? It turns out af
you're talking with lords, they could oh wow, interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Policy, when you're doing a contract, you can literally write
anything into it that you want, right, as long as
both sides agree to it. Yeah, it could be an
exception to a rule. It can be It could be anything. Yeah, yeah,
as long as it's legal.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
We want a popcorn machine with movie butter in here, yeah,
write it in.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
That could be written in. Now is that standard? Is
that standard boilerplate contract?
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Lan?
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Which?
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Now no, no is.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
It was so like, what do you mean you can't
do anything about the ticket. Of course you can. You
wrote it right, Yeah, you can absolutely change that. Yeah,
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
My friend's house had like this no parking sign and
then so one night, my friends and I we went
and cut it down in the middle of the night,
and they didn't put it back up for years.
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Oh yeah, because it's not like they're checking. Yeah, it's
like they're they're rolling around their little golf cart thing going, well,
there's supposed to be a sign there.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It was a sign there.
Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 13 (01:07:44):
How noteworthy it is when anything run by local government
actually works, it's a noteworthy I got a parking ticket
once because I parked next to a parking meter. It
was six something PM, and they the big sign on
the street said metered parking until six pm. On the meter,
on a teeny little plaque it said it went till
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seven pm, for example. So I got the ticket and
I wrote a little letter saying like, hey, I took
a photo of the sign. The giant sign says up
until six the teeny little plaque in the meter says
up until seven. Somebody actually got that read it wrote
me back and said we're so sorry for our mistake.
We're taking the ticket away and we will fix the
signs and we'll fix this. I'm like, this is the
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most noteworthy thing of my life.
Speaker 11 (01:08:30):
Shot was the eighties because that ain't happening now.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
No for lying, But that sounds like a lie or
greg Was it a dream? Yeah? No, it was reality.
Speaker 13 (01:08:38):
It wasn't the eighties, and it wasn't a dream. No,
and it was I will never forget it. It's the
only time that anything worked in local government customer services
out the window. This guy's contesting it. He's annoyed that
he has to spend his time and energy on something
so stupid. I mean agreed, and.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Now he's got a bus stop sign on his lawn.
Right sucks mad? Would you be great? I'd be so much.
You know, I was just gonna be some homeless person's
house pretty much. You're gonna have a new neighbor. Yeah,
oh yeah, what if they put up a bench. I
have the dumbest ticket I ever got. I was driving
into New York City back when I worked there, So,
I mean I was driving through this every day. I know,
(01:09:13):
I know how the system worked, and you know what,
and so anyway, there's a port authority cop everybody does
this merge. It goes from all the toll booths down
to however, many lanes are open, sometimes two, sometimes four,
depending on which way the traffic's falling in or out
of the city, and so everybody has to do that whole,
you know, one side, the other side, the other side. Yeah, anyway,
(01:09:34):
So but it's a free for all in the beginning.
As soon as everybody comes out of the toll plaza,
it's a free for all. Everybody's trying to jockey for
position to do like a one lane, next lane, one lane. Anyway,
there's a port authority police car, no lights, no emergency
lights on, and all of a sudden he's pulling me over.
(01:09:56):
So get through the Lincoln Tunnel into Manhattan. I'm pulled over,
and I got I go, you know why we pulled
you over? I go, I literally have no idea. I
have not, and he goes, you didn't yield to the
emergency vehicle. I'm like, your lights weren't on, Like I understand,
Like if the lights are on, you're supposed to pull
over fire trucks, police cars, ambulance things like that. School
(01:10:20):
bus's supposed to stop for the light. But the light
you don't stop for a school bus and the lights
aren't on every time you see a copy're supposed to
pull over. Yeah, And like because I didn't, you know,
they said it's a free fra all. He's like, were
you just trying to go? And like, you know you
didn't have the lights on. He's like, doesn't matter. You're
supposed to yield to an emergency vehicle. And I got
a board. So I got this ticket. It was like
(01:10:41):
three hundred dollars. I had to take a morning off
of work to go to court because I was gonna
fight it because saying, hey, the emergency lights weren't even
on n call that the bar yea and they upheld
the ticket. What Yeah, because because I couldn't prove They
said I couldn't prove that the lights weren't on because
the officer was claiming the lights were. I'm like, no,
(01:11:03):
we were not.
Speaker 11 (01:11:04):
That's why I got to get these dash cams.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Man is man two thousand maybe two thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
He did you dirt tag?
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And that was the dumbest ticket. And you know, I
am I don't want to say I'm an apologist for
the cops, but I'm a supporter of police officers. I
am never unlike Greg. I don't have a bad demeanor
with the cops when I talked to them when they
pulled me over. Made up there, I gets crazy, right Greg,
remember all those times you were with me whenever.
Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
Zero Greg being a dash cam guy, but it's so
unsightly in his car, so he would to install.
Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
You can't even say the word police without I'm getting hostile, right, yeah,
even when they're not a wrap up? No, ho come
he could do that. Meanwhile he's like this, he's on
the tablet. He's oh, he's speaking facts. How come?
Speaker 13 (01:11:49):
I how come Greg gets when cop pulls me over
for a cell phone? Meanwhile he's got a computer, a phone,
a radio, smoking, not signaling, not making a complete stop
there exactly watching a movie, that's right, eating a bull
of soup.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I was on the treadmill in there. I know it's
all going on, the truth hurts. We're gonna to get
a quick break and then we're gonna bring uh sea
bass in uh And then we got some woody show
cart narks coming up for you, show Man, welcome back. Yep,
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it's Tuesday and time for cart narks, right, agents of
Bashi patrol in these streets, the parking lots all across
our fine land, trying to get these lazy bones bastards
just to do the right things but their carts. But
it always turns into some kind of back and forth,
some type of explosive situation. People's masculinity. Sometimes it's like
(01:12:54):
you would think it's being called in the question. No,
it's just like, how about you just do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return that cart man character, not
your masculine Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Card arts,
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
not on you? Cardars, hard arks, What you're gonna do.
What you're gonna do when they not on yours is
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Your discretion is advised, all right. So the video I
saw most recently, you were walking around some skank like
it looked like something right from the av ends.
Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Let's say that was actually a repost from quite a
while ago. Steph Sugar and she is a person of
only fail you. So I judged a book by its
cover work, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
She like a suicide girl.
Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I believe she was at one point from Albuquerque, and
she does like she's doing something where she's doing like
a thing with three boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Now, yeah, I see that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I just thought that was one of the more recent posted,
but I don't remember seeing that trick before we did repost.
Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Well, yeah, that's the thing. That's why, that's why you repost,
because not everyone can go back to your whole archive.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
But also but also it stood out because for hot
ass No, it stood out because like you typically don't
bring people out to be you know, like honorary agents.
We get those requests all the time, like ACA bats,
let me come out with you to be a special
type of person, right, like somebody from OnlyFans for its
ed who cares about cards? Sure? Well this week brand
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new card narks. What have you got? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
So this one is going to be I know, controversial,
but it shouldn't be. And it has to do with
what do the cart narks do when there are young,
young young people around little ears? Okay, now what happened
here is the setup is very important. Is this lady,
this big old you know, suburban housewife slug she dropped
her She dropped her card off in the spot next
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to her car, when there's a cart return directly behind her.
Straight shot, easy, pasy, fifteen seconds. Classic story. Now I
walk up to her and I, you know, give the
whole we do we I'm on the I'm on the
sidewalk and look at it and seeing her in her
passenger seat is not a little kid.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
It's someone who could sit in the front seat.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
So it's a bigger kid, maybe fifteen, I don't know whatever,
but big enough where you can usual about an aproach
when there's little kis involved because you don't want them
to get scared or hurt or whatever. But big kid
front seat. I'm like, okay, either one of you could
take this card back.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
It's a learning opportunity, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Well, her and the mom looks at me, sees me
standing there for a good four and a half five minutes.
I timed it out on the video. I'm standing there
pointing at the cart, and she's this is a classic
move where they try to wait you.
Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
Out that long.
Speaker 16 (01:15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Absolutely, it's happened before.
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Four or five minutes where you're just like it's a
stare down.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Well, but here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
She's on her phone the entire time doing whatever, So
I figure, oh, she why don't you just leave? She well,
she could a good thing to bring up, Woody, because
she could have just left. But she's looking at me,
she's smiling, she's on her phone. She probably looking at
what cart narks are.
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
She's already in the car, in the in the car.
They're back.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
They're in the car. They're sitting there next to the
cards and so ford.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
But I know what's going to happen is eventually when
I leave, she's going to wait for that moment to
drive away, because clearly she knows what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
I'm standing there. She's not scared.
Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
She knows what the deal is. Yeah, I'm pointing at
the car. She couldn't use that time with the card
of oh yeah, she could have put the whole lot
back at the store. Now listen, Now that's the whole setup.
When I find when she does finally do what I predicted,
where she gets away, it's right, and I put the
magice on the hood.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
She comes barreling out of that car with this excuse,
we just left your card there. She got a cart
her behind her put.
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah, I got her.
Speaker 16 (01:16:20):
Come in.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
You are putting my daughter in danger with the do
you think you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Start lying a hole.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
And to me, this is especially scummy because if I
was putting her daughter in danger, why was she sitting
there for five minutes?
Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Why does she stop a running vehicle to get out
and yell at me?
Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
If I was truly pretty, why is she leaving your
kid alone with a dangerous man?
Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
How does that even equate in her head?
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Well, because it's these things that I happened before in
Carton arks. Is that parents do is they get to
pretend that they're the hero, and they get to put
that on me as I heard a villain putting people
in danger, which is doubly again, doubly scummy because the
people who actually are in now it's like, okay, well
not no one's.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Telling the truth?
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
So I point that out to her, all right, what
do you show cart n arcs. Do you think you're
doing well?
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Do you ever intimidate my daughter? What I say to
her scare her because you're staring and you're throwing I
don't give her.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
She possessed. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
I think that she believes what she's saying because you
don't act like that, and looking in her eyes, I
can tell like this is what this wasn't This was
an act, but it wasn't an act. You know, she's
she's being performative, but she's she's internalized this lie. Somehow
sounds odd, right, greg sounds.
Speaker 11 (01:17:42):
Like remember that clip of that lady that will scream
about Jesus on TV? Oh, super super famous clip.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I was thinking she sounded like the telemarketer, like the
woman who was young at the telemarketer. People have died.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
And I I'm asking her. She just says intimidated, like
how I pointed to the car, I put a man
on your car.
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Stupidest argument ever.
Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
And I but now, okay, so you think that, Oh well, obviously,
if I'm doing all this stuff, emergency, call the cops,
et cetera, or get right back in your car and
don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Go away.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
You. I'm not doing that to your do you scumming
of you to use her? It's a shield for your laziness, ma'am.
That's a real poor of example you're using.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
No, she goes, oh, oh that was it?
Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
So she had to get out scream at me?
Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Why?
Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
It sounds like she kicked her own car.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
That's when she finally sat down in the car with
the frame of the car hit the ground. So like,
even if she's gone, tires gone, if she believes what
she's saying, her daughter's in danger. And now on top
of that, her daughter's so embarrassed. Oh, her daughters imagine
that is this? I got a feeling that this is
not new. Like, if she's acting this way, the daughter
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is probably used to her mom flying off the handle.
Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
And my mom was like when I was a kid,
she not like this, like she would but she would
be more mad at us, Like we get the brunt
of things. Wouldn't be random strangers and that wouldn't be
carton arks in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Right, this is the kind of woman that uses the
term mama bear. Yeah, it's so much I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Bear bear what he showed cart narks. So also, here's
a guy who I walked up to and he parked.
He parked way way far out, like toward the edge
of the parking lot. Now there's not many cart returns
out that way, but that's for a reason because that's
where like employees park or big trucks and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
And so on and so forth. And he he left
his car just sitting next to him. Whatever, who cares,
blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Blah, it's my world.
Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
Now, the thing that caught me strange about this guy
is that he was wearing a an LA Clippers basketball jersey.
He had an LA Lakers fanny pack. And then I
know and he has more sports tatooshi. We'll get to
in a second, kind like all the team right exactly.
But then he but as I approach him, he comes
out also very hot.
Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Where the car goes, take it somewhere. Well, see, the
thing is, I can't follow you everywhere? What about? Am
I gonna be here the next time?
Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Hold it over there, that's your your car, Take it over.
It bothers me, but you're gonna keep on doing it
all right? Here we go, Cardarks, Hold mind it. I
feel like you have an idea what I'm doing. Of course,
the classic and we see this. I get this in
comments all the time. If it bothers you so much,
you do it for me. Yeah, And as I explained
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it to him, I can't follow you everywhere. Every time
you litter, don't wash your hands, don't flush the toilet.
You're trying to teach your kids to make good decisions.
And it's that point if you don't like it around us,
you've been fine, but I can't be there, like when
you're out with your friends or where you're not doing something,
you have to be Yeah, like I just need you
didn't know how to make a good decision. And to
your point, what is this is something people should learn
(01:20:35):
as children. But this man is probably almost fifty. He's
a confused sports fan, and he like card narks. I
think that's the besides picking up cards, that's the very
littlest part of what we do. It is understanding the
lies and the stupidity of human psychology. Now you would
think at this point when you have the same thing
the treatment.
Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Yeah, he's gonna fight me. He's gonna scream. He jumps
out and I don't even put the magnet on his
car yet. I just showed it. I've showed it to him.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
What do you do with him?
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
He gets out and takes the cart back, but he's
he's still stupid about it or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I mean, he's taking the cart back. Yes, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
What are you doing?
Speaker 16 (01:21:11):
You're getting a.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Hold on you? Are you an actor? What do you
want it right? Are you an actor?
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
The work closer?
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Okay, you have a lot of sports teams you enjoy
man seeing Lakers, Yankees, Steelers, Clippers, jeez Kawhi Leonard, whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I do enjoy orderly this that is true? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
At least he did it. Yeah, that's nice. Have you
ever have you ever seen.
Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Anybody with a both on his on his sleeve of stupidity?
He had a Steelers tattoo and a Yankees logo in
my life, never seen it, and again Clippers and Lakers
on top of that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:47):
He just likes the favorite our friend, dumbass Tyler. He
has uh some tattoos like that on his arm, and
he has a dumb ass. Yeah, ten's the name Tyler.
But this is pretty interesting. So the guy could walk.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
He could walk here. He said, I hope you enjoy
your job. He had every excuse not to do it,
but he didn't. He actually got out and did it, okay,
which is a weird.
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Like he was.
Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
You know, you could have done it all along. Well,
it looks like we have time for one more. If
you got one sea bass, weall'll show cardnark the position
of cartnarks in the media.
Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
This is from one of the I guess trillion barstool
podcasts called macro Dosing, and they, for whatever reason, they
were talking about putting your you know, picking upup to yourself,
et cetera, et cetera. And this is with one of
their barstool guys and Arian Foster NFL legend, also a
guy who doesn't like the cart narks, and he's some
kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Tennessee Vols fan. And here's him and them talking about
the whole principle.
Speaker 18 (01:22:39):
Let's say there's someone whose wife is like tremendously sick,
and they're running to the store to get her a
bunch of stuff and trying to get back home, and
they don't put the car back, and this guy's running
up to their car and slapping on their car, like
is that Is that a good use of anyone's time?
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
You should call them.
Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
She's not gonna die, but she's very until this guy
can only he needed to put the bottle of medicine.
Speaker 18 (01:22:59):
Well, he had to get like he had to get
like a case of gatorade and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
It was the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
If it's not a dimergency, then you can put the car.
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Back, Yes, exactly right, Thank you, Arian Foster. Why do
people invent these like, Okay, here's the thing. Let's say
you're walking out of the grocery store and your leg breaks, Yeah,
it could happen, or.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
If somebody shoots you or you get hit by car.
In those situations you get hit by fine, he's absolutely right.
If it was that bad, why didn't call the ambulance?
Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
And why do you need a car welled?
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Right? But in any other situation, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Isn't this like the cliche like straw man argument?
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Exactly yes, and it's not. And it's it's not like
it takes a like you already took the time to
get in your car, go to the store, go into
the store and get all this stuff, check out, leave,
walk to the car the extra.
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Extra And I don't know why people by the way,
doctor Phil pulled the same crap on me too.
Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
That was the dumbest and and I don't get why.
Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
People think this is and they think again, that's the
point one percent of times. But every time I go
to someone in card Arcs and I and people say, well,
I'm busy, and I asked them, and that's never the
the store, right, it's never. The excuse is my wife's
got explosive brands.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Never ever.
Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
So I just want to say, I just don't want
to I'll.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Take that ready, I'm entitled.
Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Yeah, so that's what these guys kind of land with
this egg. By the way, the guy from who's against
me in this clip is just like four hundred pounds
just obese, So.
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Why wouldn't he want to be I returned my car.
I don't put that on all of us, fatty, all right,
So here they are if we wrapping things up.
Speaker 18 (01:24:31):
I think that guy's a loser and he's wasting everyone's time.
Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I think that guy's a loser. I think that guy's
a loser. I think that guy's a loser.
Speaker 18 (01:24:38):
And he's wasting everyone's time and also committing crimes. Someone
running up to your car and slapping a magnet on
it with a little wand going we wi we woo.
Your lazy dude, get a job.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
That is his job. That's not a job. It might
be his job, it's not a job. Well, it's a
job that he does for his job. It's a job
for this job. It's a sub job.
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
It's fun as hell and entertaining, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
So he also if he finds something you love, find
a job that you he loves it, right, Yeah, like enjoy.
Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
You don't get to dictate how people have income in
this country, brother, are country?
Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Keep doing the Lord's work. Carton is doing great things.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
That is four time pro bowler Arian Foster New converts
And officially I didn't have a list of celebrity fans
of Carton marks Well Sea.
Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Bass Night's work. Somebody actually brought the cart back? Do
you believe? Can you believe it?
Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
He lets steal.
Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
A Thank you very much, Steve. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
For?
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
Do you ever?
Speaker 10 (01:25:40):
And Jim?
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
And what did I do? What I say to work?
To scare her?
Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
Because you're staring and you're throwing.
Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
Going this, I don't give her really The Woody Show
a bit, The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
You ever got a flat tire on your house that
readmig news and Today's redneck news? This is from Florida?
Where you got this? Fifty six year old hottie Shelley
Hardwick is her name. She got into what police categorized
as an altercation with her boyfriend. Now what they were
(01:26:15):
fighting about who knows. But what we do know is
that things boiled over and got serious when Sally quote this,
according to the police report, here picked up a whole
watermelon and threw it out. Now that's some mupper body strikes.
That's right impressive. Now, she denied trying to hit the boyfriend,
telling the officers that she quote only threw the watermelon
out of frustration. He is fine by the way he
(01:26:37):
dodged the melon. But the cops did seek watermelon seeds
and other things juices on his face and clothing, okaysa,
And they arrested Shelley for domestic battery. She spent the
night in the county jail and now has a restraining
order against her. She's not allowed to have any contact
with the boyfriend and she's got to wear an ankle
(01:26:59):
bracelet that for alcohol consumption. Oh here's her mugshot. Oh
let's just say she looks like she gives a very
soft mouth party.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Oh yeah, she has those eyes where ones looking at you,
the others looking for you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
I know who does she remind me of like a
touch of downs or something?
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Yes, she told poor thing. Oh wow, so that's that's
that's true. That's from Florida, fifty six year old Shelley Hardwick,
who was arrested after assaulting her boyfriend with a watermelon.
That is today's raid nick someone for everyone. Yeah, friend,
(01:27:42):
she's got a boyfriend, and uh, we're gonna take a break.
Gets some more winning show for you next. Hang on,
we'll be right back.
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This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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Coming up for you this morning. Some questions for the ladies.
Usually it's questions from the ladies for the fellas, but
today questions for the ladies. Also wood You show cart
(01:33):
Arcs agent Sebastian on the case trying to cant people
do the right thing and return their cards. We've got
a redneck news and we're gonna have to meet some
people at the crossroads. As you know, can't please everybody,
what do you show? Crossroads coming up and we'll get
the morning started. We got some Dougan newsss banger. Well,
(02:03):
you are a do lover, that's why. Yeah, I am
her little doggies. I'm wondering if you've got one of
the stories that the Gina texted me.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I doubt it. We looked at No, this was a
worse one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It was worse.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the worst. All my stories are about the
power and love of having a dog or a doggo
or a Dugan in your life.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Gina's going to so then I want to well, then
we'll rally with those clubs. They just tied the story
that the Gina sent over, and it was just a
stupidity because this woman, her baby was killed by her
baby dugan pit bull. She goes, I don't know how
this could have happened. You had a killer in your house.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Like somebody trying to break in and the pit bull.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, like the family dog. The pit bull killed this kid, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Baby killed by family pitbulls. As greeting mother laments, I
will never understand why.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you get
a crocodile in the house.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, chicken laying around? What happened?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well, this, this first story for Dugan News is from
ABC Tampa and it is much much nicer and may
I say, much more emblematic of the actual human Dougan relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, here we go, Dugan News.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
This is Sassy, a nine year old chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But that's when the unexpected happened.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
When I went to step up on a walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No one could see her.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I just said prayers, and perhaps God had Sassy answer them,
because the dogs flung into action. She ran Mary every
car that pass.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Sasy did this for five hours, and.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
We're laid beside me each time and nicking my face.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Walking by heard the.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Non stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I saved her at the shelter and she's saved.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
In the antipile.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I made it to shade oh.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Him here because I saw that when he fights me,
I meant my vajoma And when out walking and he
sees good cook, he.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Ight away, he jumped on because he gets so he
gets so craty.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's a different chia.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, different medic and I we always think you that
same lady whenever there's like these lucky was it a.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Happy happy, It's so far, so good. It's sea Bass's
Dougan news Greg, all of these. That's not the theme
this week. The theme is fun with accents. Our first
accent was Mega Old Lady our second. Our second accent
is from nine News Australia and it's about a little
housekeeper who went home to go clean a house and
(05:25):
got some kisses.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
A woman has suffered a horrific leg and arm injuries
when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney, Southwest.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss. Yes, a shrill scream rings out in
a quiet street. A woman mulled by a pit.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bull, her neck, her hands everywhere on the flooring slot.
God the dog, where's that guy from by the way?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's a lot of love, scream and crying.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The woman in her thirties suffered such a significant blood loss.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
It's a miracle that she's in a stable condition.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'll see a disaster or something that I want. You've
ever seen the loss? It's just a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Karaoke karay, why, yeah, that's the thing blood gets.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Pit bull's horny, right, so horny? Yeah, it's their Spanish
fly and people.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Should I don't know how this happened because pit bulls
have been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Unfortunately, yes, smuggle the one in apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah. I guess they just don't like nice dogs. I
don't like the adorable this it's at the wood Show.
It's Sea Mass's Dougan news.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
And again fun with accents South South Australia, No, no
South Africa edition.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
This is SABC news.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
How is there part that?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
But a little girl went out and she found a
little friend, and for some reason that village is all upset.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Just a ten year old girl was attagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consented and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, goddamn, this is my new favorite accent. It's like
it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then Dutch.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like, yeah, it
doesn't speak like and like what.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Oscar Pistorius when that trial is gone, it sounded kind
of Dutch.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
Yeah, was attacked by a pootball on Wednesday last week.
I spoke to her mother this morning. She says she
is still so consented and she is so said to
see her child looking like that. Today, the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and to actually say they are calling for all the
putballs in the community to be taken away because they
(07:55):
are saying over the years, over the past six years,
people have suffered injured and they are continuing to leave
with the trauma of what they experienced when they were
bitten by the people's We will give you the update
as the day continues, but for now, it's back to
you in the studio product.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That big run on sentence. Right, there was a reporter
who does his professional by the way, and that's cut
way down. Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcasts.
And I tell you that's my favorite accent.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That's a good one out here.
Speaker 11 (08:35):
More like alright.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Woody show SeaBASS is Dougan News.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hess back to Australia seven News Australia and again pit
bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is a little
buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner but caretaker
Anne Marie. And tell me if that doesn't look a
hell of a lot like a pit bulls. I passed
the photo around the room. But we're about to find out. No,
and Marie and Buddy, their lifelong, well soon to be
life flee lifelong relationship is not technically a pitball.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, all right, you show Dugan News.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
For seven years.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
But it was his owner's faithful friend until the day
he snapped and almost killed her.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Obviously in the fact that I lost my dog, lost mom.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of someone
bashing on her front door that set off the mixed
breed ridgeback frenzy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
He falled back three times and off goes arm. Was
a little bit relieve come off, because it was, you know,
less pain, obviously.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Losing leads of blood.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
By you take it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was like, this is going to be great and
a night alone.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Somehow managed to call trip zero rush to Townsville University
Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Do you blame buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, no, I don't, not one bed.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another name.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
But he just wakes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know gonna do that. I know such damage,
it's too stupid.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So someone's trying to break it up her home, so
he rips off her arm.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
These are Rhodesian ridgebacks. Yeah, it's about them, and it's
a giant dog.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Give him a ball.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's got a knife. It's a knife. That's a hard Yeah,
that's not a people, that's a ridgeback. Whenever the hell ridgeback?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, a total total surprise to her. He only
bled someone last week. Yeah, it's not her, and he's
still around.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Think about the perfect breed for Geina to get the
Jack Russell Terrier. Perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah they're cute, but they need they they're energetic. I
like cats in French.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Dog, Well, what do you show Sea Basses Dugan nudes
our partners in life?
Speaker 14 (11:01):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he falled back three times and off goes.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Arm everywhere, fell into an ant pile.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The arm.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop. She looks like she's.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Got an auntsie shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Those people.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
She feels like her close family, like she's not a witch,
but she hangs around with you.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
In home, I do have an yes failure. Sammy doesn't
like to say it, you know, good morning. She does
it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly, but she doesn't
like doing it. She would prefer am I reckon saying
(12:00):
that you prefer.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Not to do it with people that I see every day. Yeah,
I prefer not to, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Sea Mass doesn't like it if he sneezes and he
says bless you say thank you because it's meaningless and
it's just a waste of time. Well, the blessing people
when they sneeze is one of the things people were asked,
what's a made up societal rule that we should all
just stop following? And that was one of the things
that came back. That's the thing that stood out to me,
just because, like Sea Bass says it, all thank you,
(12:30):
I have a forward thinker.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
For the future.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging that
the moment.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
More, but it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around here or just goes
a Seinfeld route and got you you are so good
looking say something as well.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following. That it's unacceptable to
date a friend's X.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's not made up.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Just because it didn't work out for them doesn't mean
it shouldn't work out for you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's not the answer.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
People that just want to date other people's exits.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
Yeah, you can't find anyone else that's I want to
take the easy road, let me do that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Right, But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend,
you shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already,
it's like they dumped you. For them. I mean, yeah,
you shouldn't get somebody want if somebody wants to date
the person that you were, like whatever, who cares?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Actually you dump them?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem. Yeah. Well, like I
see it as like, Okay, well I didn't finish my
stake and somebody says a friend of mine or my family, hey,
you're gonna eat that.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I have out tires I have.
Speaker 11 (13:45):
I have friends black that go on vacation with each
other that are like exes and all kinds of stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Really I find it weird.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
But I guess if there's like a conversation beforehand and
it's cool, But like what, you just show up with
somebody's X one day, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given, Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're old, like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prig
(14:24):
and you shouldn't be given respects. If you're a prick
yelling at people at any age.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'll get the better of the doubt. But they can
certainly lose that that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You can't eat in front of your friends unless they
are eating too, or unless you know their their food
also got there.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 13 (14:38):
I can't stop that habitat It is good manners because yeah,
it has to do with it's not a worthless rule
because i's to do with conversation and phases of the THEA. Yeah,
because then if you start and finish and then the
other person halfway.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Through, yes, it's take my plate and the other persons
still young. And it's a good rule.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah. I mean I I don't want.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Will I mean I don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture. One time I went to eat with Menace.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I was not done yet and he was getting up
to leave.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He was in the car. I was like, oh, I
guess crazing.
Speaker 11 (15:15):
That's the part that's torture for me when I'm done
and you're still eating.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Have you never ate before? Like hurt? People were asked,
what's a made up socidal rule that we should all
just stop following? It should be acceptable to respectfully decline gifts.
Why don't I have to pretend to like something, take
it home and save it to regift it later.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it that you're going to hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yeah, it is mean. That would be mean to reject
a gift.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Thank somebody thought about and wanted to give you thought
I thought you would like it.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Just hit it on the dunton on the way out.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Can you imagine that? Like much like Sea Bass's response
to God bless you? And if it's like you give nothing, you.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Kids do it all the time. You're like stop.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
The worst. The worst is when your kid gets something
as a gift and it's from like one of your
parents or something, and they go, I already have this
that what I'm talking about? Oh God, I hate that.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
We've had long time.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So so I had to teach the kids, like, hey,
when you're opening gifts from people, and they're right there
you go, oh, thank you so much. Everything's great even
if you have it. If you have it, it's even
more reason to say, oh, thank you so much. And
then later go, mom, we already have this, right, And I.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Tell them you're not figuring out for the gift, you're
thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Having to place your napkin on your lap forget it
and lands on the floor ninety nine out of one
hundred times.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
What, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, if you I don't just fly.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Paper napkin, well, it's calling be a baby and it's
being a food on yourself like a toddler.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I need a napkin on my chocolate eye.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
That's also there.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
You're at Menic's chair. Until I started jumping in the
studio was a wasteland right.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Ye on the ground it fell off you. You can
use your napkin. And if if you get stuff on
your pants, I mean, isn't that on you? Like? Is
why is it rude to have the napkins? Like if
you have it like on to the right of your
plate and it's just sitting there because that means you
done with your meals. I do it. That's the signal
I'm done when you put your napkin on the plate,
when you stacked all your dishes on top of each other.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
Yeah, I mean, I guess. And that is a societal rule.
This is more etiquettes.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Again? People are asked, what's it made up societal rule
that we should all stop following that women should be
polite and to be considered ladylike. True, men are never
held to the same standards. Why women should be polite
men are to be considered lady like, but you also
get free things for being lady like. Yeah, I actually
think women aren't nice enough.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a
or a cussword, it is.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
Then I do agree with that. It's not fair when
women are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
They you know, they.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
Are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
He's a leader.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No, they say, oh, that's a that's leadership's a strong
d that used to be get stuffed.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
I don't think it's like that anymore. Yeah, I say,
I'm with what he's about. Fifty to fifty. Yeah, I
don't think guys a hole are like, oh, hey, you know,
he's someone's being if someone's being annoying, you know, depending
on the person. I mean, guys get called dude, you're
being a bitch, right, you know. But yes, if it
is a woman being difficult in any circumstance, boss or not,
you just being a bitch, or she's a bitch, or
(18:46):
the guy's being that way, Oh he's a prick, he's
an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yeah, that's if that's equal to I.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Don't disagree with that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody, Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter FSU
eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven. Okay, when you listen, you
love listening. Great as long as you're listening. This is
the Hoody Show. We are into another new hour insensitivity
(19:27):
training for a politically correct world on this Tuesday morning.
It is Woody. That is Greg Gory would menace sea masses?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Here?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We got Sammy Morgan has taking your calls at eight
seven seven forty four. Woody. You can also send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. We
got a question for the ladies, and this is a
Greg Gory question, and I gotta say I also have
the same question. And yes, I realized that there are
things like Google and Chapter three T I just haven't
(20:01):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
With you don't have that in your search history.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That I have no problem with. I just never thought
to google it.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
There's a ton of stuff that I always wonder about,
and I think I could probably look this up, but
I'd rather find out organically.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
But at this point, knowing that Greg was going to
ask the question, I'm like, you know, I'll wait to
find out what the answer is. I can't from people
who have first hand experience with this and so a
question for the ladies. We got some questions in general
for the ladies that we're going to get to here
this hour. Like you mentioned, the phones are open, you
get text over to two to ninety seven. You can
(20:36):
give us a follow on social media at the Woodie Show,
our YouTube page, YouTube dot com Slash the Woods Show.
Tons of animated podcasts up there. And I know it's
kind of a drought for a minute with the new
animated podcast, but we do. But we do have a
new one. Sea Beast tell us all about it place.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Well, it involves somebody getting justice and making Greg's neighborhood
just a better place to live.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Greg's ongoing drama. Right, I'll update you after we check
out the podcast with the with the neighbors and the
trash cans. Oh my god, just want the neighborhood to
be nice. Yeah, his so wrong. His story. It was
so good that people were asking, hey, this should be
an animated podcast. We heard your request and now it's
a thing. You can see it on our YouTube page,
(21:18):
YouTube dot com Slash the WOODI Show. Greg's neighbors leave
their trash bins out seven days a week, for over
a year, Sea Bass was enlisted to help them. Good morning,
and thank you for calling infanitation. How can we healthy today?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (21:37):
I'm Greg Gory and I'm just curious. Whom do I
speak with about neighbors who leave their trash cans out
twenty four to seven sixty five?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That would be Are you Greg Gory from the radio show?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
So I say a lot, Yes I am, of course.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That is accurate. Yes, Hello, good to talk to you. Hi,
my name's nice to meet you, Greg.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I used to listening to you guys all the.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Time for the past couple of years, and now that
I don't drive any more, only get to hear on weekends.
Get that podcast bled a Thursday crash collection. That's accurate.
Speaker 15 (22:18):
And if they go and visit on a Friday and
the trash cancer are still out, they are supposed to
leave some type of note and eventually they used to
face fines.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Or worse arrest.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
Perhaps no nobody's mean, oh dang, imprisonment, execution.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I guess well.
Speaker 15 (22:40):
I appreciate your professionalism. Hopefully this matter will be resolved
post taste. Say hi to Witty everybody. Thanks again, you
were a doll.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Have a good day. I have an amazing update.
Speaker 13 (22:58):
All but one can has been cleared. Serious serious. The
rest of them I've been wheeled up the driveway and
placed out of sight.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
See about gets results. Well, that's the new animated podcast
that you can check out if you go to our
YouTube page YouTube dot com. Slash the Wood Show now
post haste. That was the update that Greg had for
us at the time of that story. But as you
heard Greg, there's another update that the success of that.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Phone call to the wonderful city the employees was short lived.
The cans are back and they have not budge. The
indoor can is still there, and now all the wheeled
ones are still there. The ones are in the street.
The other day they were out in the street and
I say in the street, like beyond the curb where
you have to drive around them. There was a woman
(23:59):
who I've never seen before, sitting on the front lawn
of that house with their kids, like I think, eating
lunch or something. I almost and I don't have the
nerve to do it, almost pulled over and wanted to
say something.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
See, hey, do you live here?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Is this?
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Like?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
You know?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
I almost hit her cans many times, and I've wanted
to drive right into them too.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, I know that was scuff your car. You don't
want to do that exactly. Yeah, that's the ultimate move
is to.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I just thought as I was preparing this, I just thought,
I do have the giants like eighteen by twenty four
inch stickers that I have sitting in my place. They
basically say, there's essentially carton narks for trash guys in
this person warning this slob leaves their cans out twenty
four seven and yes, I will be making a trip
by the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, it's a great animated podcast. The animators did a
great job. If you want to see it, it's on
our YouTube page right now. Also, medic is putting the
links and everything else in our social media so you
can check that out at the Woodie Show. Questions for
the ladies starting with Gregg's and I'm very curious about
this is something I've heard of it. I don't know
exactly what it is or how it works. Is it painful? Right?
(25:07):
So that is a question for the ladies that we'll
start with next year on the Woody Show. This all right,
so some questions for the ladies.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, Greg, what what made.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You wonder about this in the first place. Honestly, don't know,
all right, So we're gonna.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
Try to get some answers to I heard this term used,
I hear women complain about it. I think I might
have seen it referenced in a stand up special, and
I thought, I've heard that my whole life. What on
earth is it? What is a what is that?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Your whole life? Without knowing?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, I know it's bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
But like a papsmere is when they well, I'm sure
you know how they do it, they get all over there.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You have to explain it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
It's well, the papsmeror I believe, tests specifically for cervical cancer.
And so they put the duck bill and you have
a little speculum and they just really get.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Open open, isn't it when you have HPV?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well I think that can cause cervical cancer. Yeah, so
that's all part of it.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
And then they take like a little another little tool
and they scrape them.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Cells off your cervice. Super pleasant A tip something a
little more abrasive. It feels like, no, they only I
mean that's they just do the Q tip Usually. I
think I feel like I've gotten so maybe I've had them.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I've had them have to cut stuff out before too,
but that's something too different.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
That's if you have an abnormal PAP.
Speaker 9 (26:37):
So they'll kind of swab around and then they yeah,
they send it to the lab and then they go, okay,
it's normal. If anything comes back abnormal, then they have
to check for more things, and that's when they might
kind of scrape something out.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Is then that But there's a.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Question like why why do they got to crank you
up so open? You know what I mean? Like, because
that's that's the thing I've heard women complain about the most.
Are those what they're called speculum acum.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Well, a pap smear and a pelvic exam are two
different things. You usually get them at the same time,
but they're the pelvic Examuh. It looks at the whole area,
all the ins and the outs and the sides and
the middles and the backs and the front. And then
while you're in there, you're gonna go go get up,
but they feel around.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh yeah, they get up and they.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
They're checking for cysts. Another thing.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
There are hands, yes, hands, yeah, They're like all right now, relax,
You're just gonna feel some pressure.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
They get the whole hand in there, well, a.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Couple of couple fingers, they do it.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They do that.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
At at the same time they press on your abdomen.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Right, Oh, it's like it's not blocking, like checking walls
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, does it all, Gina, Sammy?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Does it hurt?
Speaker 16 (27:47):
One?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It doesn't mean anymore.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Yeah, you have to relax and you'll be Wait, Morgan,
you've had one?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yes, Yeah, I've had two. I haven't had enough.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
You've had, Gina, you've had two, Morgan?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, since you were what how old?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Since I think I got my first one when I
was like twenty.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
How old are you?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So, how does that work?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I thought that maybe to get them every year once
you start having sex?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah yeah yeah, but did yours not hurt? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It feels really awkward and like cold and obviously uncomfortable,
But it never hurts.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I have friends that say they hurt, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, well we have a new uh thing. We
have a new thing for Morgas. Yeah, she goes and
gets a PAP smear.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Somewhere you never go again.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yeah, Jack, Yeah, check, that's very bit harder.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
So something else that I could easily google you said,
Sammy said, if you have a normal pap is pap
Does that stand for something?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
What the hell's past? Actually, I don't know, or is
it just short for pap smear?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Well say I pop. I don't know, all right, I
do have the answer for that. It's named after somebody.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The guy, of course, is from pat Smear pet Yeah,
hitting yeah, he plays for.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
These are one of the punk bassist. No, it's for
a Greek physician, George.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Papadacus Papa Nicolo. Of course, it's always named after dude.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
Yeah, all his friends call him pap Dog.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That'd be so cool then after yours.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
And the word smear is because it looks like what
you get put on a bagel smear good morning.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
And I will say too, h Greg, just for your
research purposes that when you go when you get a
pat smear, because you're laying there and you're looking up.
Some people put little pictures on on the ceiling, like
a snoopy or other things.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I've not snoopy kid.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Always pictures and babies, yeah, like rand oh yeah, I
hate I've seen that because they do a lot of
ivy effort deliveries and yeah, so it's all the babies
they've delivered.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
You can't show like Netflix and stuff me nice? How
long is the process?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Only a few minutes? But then when they're like, you
feel really cheap afterwards because they're like, Okay, you're done,
clean yourself up, get out of here. Like there's just
a lot of they just walk out. You're in a
paper game and yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
With the paper down.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
You at least watch like mister Beast video while you're
doing that'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
And that's usually the only time that they're like open
to questions, So you really got to like be on
you know, be on your feet. You have to be
like anyway, Oh so when I am like, that's not
a great time to ask questions, but that's usually my option.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
It's like the dentists like, why are you asking me
questions right now?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Exactly?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Oh no, I think it's better rather than awkward silence
while that's happening, Like, let's just talk and pretend it's
not happening.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Ask me questions.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, So how would you would you guys, for one
hundred bucks go through a pap smear?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, I mean, dude's getting prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, but you guys kind of like do we I
heard that it's.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
A good thing, right, Well, no, because they're not milking you.
That would be the same argument, like, well, someone's just
putting their fingers in you whatever. Why is that not
like exciting for you? Like especially a guy? HM, like,
and I've not had it done, haven't either she's supposed
to either for either for pleasure or for a you know,
(31:07):
doctor's visit. I've never had anybody messing with a prostate.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
What are you supposed to it?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Fifty? I think, Greg, you're your due. But apparently I
guess I'm not asking the right questions.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I told you the story how I was recruited to
be a prostete exam a guinea pig. Yeah, how do
you get recruited for that?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well? I was easily.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
You know, you're a young, bucking radio you know, like
a Morgan sort of position, and they don't pay you anything.
You're looking for new stuff to do. It's like Craigslist, like, oh,
medical something or other. You know, I was already a
sperm donor. Oh this guy He's like, yeah, I go
to a different medical colleges and teach them how to
do prostate exams.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
And we need somebody to be.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
That'd be a lot of people exactly doing that. It
might wear you out, right.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
So he met me at a Starbucks professional. Oh yeah,
so hey, we're driving to Alabama. Well, I mean they
have medical colleges in different states. Okay, but I don't
know why you would be driving, uh because it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Right there in the bathroom. No, no, no, no. They
were going to one of these things that they were
doing in Alabama. They stopped on the way to try
to recruit Sea Bass to join them, like and if
you would have taken them up on it, they would said, hey,
jump in the back, we're heading to Alabama.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Yeah, he said, Well, he said, hey, I have to
show you how to like you have to prep obviously, and.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It sounds like bang bus.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Well that is why the camera. Yeah, that's exactly why
I did not go further than you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Have to come with me.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
There's a question because I've heard about like, you know,
mammograms suck. Yeah, I don't think that they squash your
boobs and stuff. I've heard women complain about that. So
as of all of all the things that women have
to go, what's the worst thesogyny? Yeah, lower wages, what's
like what's the like if you had the exam, Because
(32:57):
somebody said the I U D. Taking that insertion is
the worst. I'll take a pap over that any day,
one hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I have heard that I U D's should absolutely be
you should get an anesthetic, and that they just don't
have time for that. They just squeeze it on in
and twist it and go, oh, you're fine. It's I've
heard that is incredibly painful.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
What's that again? Is that for like control?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It's like an implant. It's a little plastic anchor that
if you're the right size, you can feel.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I guess yeah, and people know a lot of.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
People don't get anesthetic when they get that implanted. But
you guys, apparently there's something called an anal papsmerror.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Oh you could get that.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
It collects little cells from that canal to check for
anal cancer.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
And didn't that didn't fair face it die from that, right?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So what's the what's the worst answer the question? The past?
Past is the worst?
Speaker 9 (33:48):
The yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't done anything else.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, I didn't have the booby one.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I mean I've had I've had them like laser stuff
out of my cervix, and that felt like straight up
Star Wars and it was horriblestead of Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
No, they told me to take an advil beforehand morning.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, but lasers in there it felt like, I mean,
it was burning on the couchy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, no, che cheese on the couchy.
Speaker 16 (34:14):
You know.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
I have one simple request and that is to.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Have sharks with freaking lazer beings attached.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
To their so we can use zap.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a lot going on up there, guys.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (34:28):
I have a non vaginal question for the ladies. We
were recently talking about sizes, like, oh, you're a thirty
two pants, you know, thirty two in seam or an
eleven shoe. Do you have some sort of seminar as
a young woman to learn how complicated women's sizing is
or is it something that is just through osmosis that
you figure out?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
You just it's trial and error because because with vanity sizing,
it's like.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh I'm a two and yep or whatever. It's all
different depending on the site.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's all lies. Yeah, so dumb.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, it's like ultraproductive. Like that's why in wedding dresses,
you it's the true size of like the size it's
always been. So you could be like, I'm a size six,
but in wedding dresses you're like a twenty two.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well what are you? You're like one of the tiniest
people I've ever met. Yes, yeah, what's your size?
Speaker 7 (35:12):
I guess it depends on what you're doing.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
I would like depends on the brand and other stuff,
but like pants would be twenty four or double zero.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Or doubles z brand, I'm extractually small.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Rather, yeah, there was you know, zero, and then I've
met people that are like, yeah, I'm double zero.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
What yea because zero wasn't cool enough.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, no, it doesn't have to do with that.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
It's because they're trying to kind of keep the sizes
smaller for everyone. So anyone who's a size six can
be like, I'm a size four. But then I'm down
here being a double zero. People are like, that's not
even a size and they get mad at me, and
I'm like, I didn't make the size of It's kind.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Of funny about how they pretty way. It's the fact
girls that matter are at you right right, I mean, why
can't they just do Yeah, I mean they do.
Speaker 9 (35:52):
It is It's very weird when people hear my size,
they get mad. But is that like I didn't create sizing?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Is that why who's getting mad? Is that why they
do it? For the for the women's clothing, they won't
say small, medium, large, extra large, two X or extra small.
I've seen for you know, regular adults that extra small, yeah,
Or why couldn't you extra extra small?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
They do?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They do.
Speaker 7 (36:11):
That's what I said. I get extra extra small depending
on the brand. Yeah, no, other them have it.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
There's not a uniform thing.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Why can't why can't the pants, you know, be thirty?
It would be.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Nice, That's what we're saying.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
But there's some of them are like, I'm a twenty
four in pants that are sized like that.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I guess maybe I'm not asking the question right. So
for the ones who do the I'm a size four,
I'm a size they Does that system exist to make
people feel smaller? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
It does. Now it's called vanity sizing.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Right, But so it's a game you all agree to play.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Don't have a choice if you want to buy clothes.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Yeah, we're not making the sizes.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
It's been around for really, But that's what I'm saying.
Let's say you're thirteen years old, you're going out shopping
for clothes by yourself for the first time. How did
you learn all this credit?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
You just try it on.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
You don't have every single brand, every single store. You're
gonna be something different.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
And you're sizing. I mean, just for anybody. As a kid,
you're a certain size and it just goes up from there.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
And that's just kind of how you learn about sizing
is like you're always do.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You remember the store in them all five seven nine? Yes?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Isn't that because they only sold sizes five, seven and nine?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
I mean that's what they say. I mean, I don't
know if that was actually.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's kind of store. There were things in there that
were more than ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Cents, perhaps like three dollars.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
That one brand that they only sell one size, Oh,
Brandon mel Brandy Glenn. No, No, that's that's a real housewive.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, it's by Melville Melville.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
I think, yeah, what's her?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
It's a fake person.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It's not a real person, but it is brand Brandy
mel Brandy Melville.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm seeing on the texts there's a lot of a
lot of women voting between the Papsmere and the saying
the igud stuff is by far the.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Worst one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Believe that was far all this one said. The most
painful testing is when they test for blockage of the
fallopian tube.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I think they.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Shoot a die up there for that because my friend
had to do it for her pregnancy stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
This is when, yeah, when you're going through fertility testing.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Yeah, that's why I said, you know what, like, I'm
not religious, but if God wanted me to be pregnant
and have a fine old time carrying a baby, I
would have done it by now.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
I don't. I don't need a science intervention, which shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Have My wife, I told you I was secretly hoping
I was broken. I tell you that. Yeah, I was
hoping that I had like a sparm issue or something
like that, like lazy, like everything else would be lazy.
And then, you know, because I told her to say, hey, look,
I'm fine with the idea of trying to have kids,
but for whatever we're not going to be going through.
(38:39):
I'm not willing to go through all the expense and
hassle of of the medical side of things, to fertility
treatments to get pregnant. That would just be God's That
was my way of saying, like well, you know, I tried.
I we tried. Meanwhile, now the.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Other way around.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Am I a religious person, not at all, but I
is certainly throwing out there, well that's just God's way
of saying. But you'll certainly go we shouldn't be parents.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Yeah, same, but you'll certainly go into medical intervention when
it comes to preventing it.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh, absolutely, the sectomy for sure. Yeah, all day, yeah, absolutely,
Well yeah, now they're here.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, Well you.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
Had your kid, what nine months to the day after
your wedding. I know that's pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We got married September, early September and she was pregnant
by the end of October. Nice, yes, happy birthday to me.
Yeah right. Yeah. They're good kids though, love them, They're
good kids. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Along the lines, yeah, along the lines of learning sizing.
Did you learn makeup or do you just have to
know how to do that?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You go through some bad phases, Remember we grew up
before YouTube tutorial my bangs going every which way?
Speaker 9 (39:47):
No older sister was a struggle, like you'd have to
try and figure it out through looking at magazines, yes,
because that was really all there was. And then for
me personally, when I started to learn how to make up.
I got the Bare Minerals kit. Oh h, dvd came.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
With it that showed you how to like use all
the things in the box.
Speaker 9 (40:08):
So you popped in the DVD and you're like, okay,
and that's how I like did my makeup for Winter formal,
I think or something and uh and then after that
and now it's YouTube, so everyone can look at these
girls and go, oh my gosh, they look so much older.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
They're only in high school. And it's because they have
YouTube to teach them, and the rest of us were
just a mess.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
It's because they're contouring, which is something I had taken
college for a theater class.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Why do you just do that anyway?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
That's crazy. So, yeah, you made a lot of mistakes.
None of us have any eyebrows left.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's so conflagated.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right now, jeez, we go through it again, Missagia.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, thank you, right, we demand it. We're gonna take
a quick break. Thank you for the answers, ladys. I
appreciate that. Yeah, I got some more woody show coming
up for your next hang hoo, you were here now now,
so Greg and asked the question and question late number
(41:00):
one about pap smear?
Speaker 16 (41:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And then the other one was about makeup, like are
you just born knowing how to do makeup? Or yes?
Like did you take it right? Exactly? And as a
father of a daughter, I could tell you that kids experiment,
especially little girls, with the with the makeup. One of
the cutest was e did you ever see that? The
little girl got into her mom's lipstick and then her
(41:23):
mom and dad confronted her about it. She's all over
her face and they say, hey, where'd you get that?
And she had a creative answer for that. Did you
ask permission for that? Very cute? And she says liptick, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
But I'm pretty? And then I like giving my food.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So one big one whose was that? It was my
head dick? It was did you ask anybody if you
could put it on?
Speaker 16 (41:54):
I asked myself.
Speaker 13 (41:57):
It looked yeah, well how do you if you could
describe it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
How would you describe it? You like?
Speaker 16 (42:05):
What like the noonie was like the noonie has leg
moms and and he he putended.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Its lipstick is mine? Yeah? She keeps in the line.
Hold on, now they're going to ask her where she
got it? You bought it? Yeah, where'd you buy that, Yeah,
I buy.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
It from Homie Depot.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Of course, it's the w D forty line. I think
I think Gregg's Last Egg just drop pretty much. That's
the Woodie Show. Coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Maybe it'll be.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Something like We're just getting you know what I'm saying,
I'm just getting up enjoying myself, or.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Something much darker and I forget, I'll just die.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
so that your daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah, my dad would have loved have been here.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, exactly, But he said so Woody Show back in
the bit the trance later at the English alphabet is
what you value in that?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
You guys? Worry wood He Show. We're into another new hour.
I'm wody. That's Greg Gorgon. Menace is right? Do what
is up? Bad news for you? By the way, what
happened you finished the Interest First Sea Bass? Sammy Morgan's
here phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
(43:37):
sent us a text over to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah,
bad news for Menace. Do you guys remember how happy
he was when four Chan got shut down by the hackers.
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh, he calls four chan. Do you quote trash fire
of the Internet. Oh no, you're you're confusing me with that.
A nice gartner, he calls. He calls four chan home
of every loser ever.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Yeah, sign is what Cartner tw dot com sash cartonarts
now menace.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, if I remember correctly when they got hacked in
that story, Cad, I believe your comment was good. Those
four Chan people are losers and I'm glad they're gone.
That was of the Woody show.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
To go back to having sex with your pillows.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Quote on a well, four Chan is back from the dead,
kind of kind of back.
Speaker 11 (44:23):
Yeah, I didn't think you would go away.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
You can browse, but posting and images are still down.
They're begging for volunteer help because shocker, they don't have
the staff, and that's because they don't have any money
because nobody wants to advertise or financially support them. Apparently
scrapping together enough cash where basic upgrades took them nearly
a decade. And they say this hack was quite the
role reversal. This is the kind of stuff that four
(44:46):
chan does to other people. Their servers were hacked, their
source code was stolen, the site was vandalized, the personal
info from the moderators and the users.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Were leaked and menace Jode at partner four chan, Like,
it's not even like you can't really.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
It's not I know, what do you guys care so much?
It's not like it's anonymous. So it's not like you're
building a community, you know, it's not.
Speaker 11 (45:14):
Like, oh, they are a community.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
But you don't. But you don't even know who you're
talking to.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Well, that's the thing is eventually spills out in the
real world. Hbo or aka Max.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, did a documentary on the whole QAnon stuff. Yeah,
I remember that.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, and that delved into all these chans, eight chan,
four chan, et cetera. So people sometimes read stuff on
there then go out and grab guns and do things.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Right, So back to my original question, do we need
the chans?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Not at all? Okay, well I think we don't really
need any of it really.
Speaker 11 (45:42):
I think they'll just jump ship to something like discord
or something.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Like yeah or something.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
Now.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like
what I always laughed about is and we give met
as a hard time because whenever four Chan has come
up in the news. He kind of like take the
whole guy, you know, you know, kind of like, no,
I never I never did that.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
It's just when Sea Bass falsely says that I said
that as usual as misremembering.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
What happened is I know that four champions, I know
are very good at screwing with Yes.
Speaker 11 (46:13):
Yeah, and I know where, I know where. I never
jumped in with any statements. I'm just rebutting whatever says.
You know, I remember Greg, this is from years ago,
so probably don't remember.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Menace is from the San Francisco Bay area, and when
we first started working together. I forget how it came up.
There was a name of a local rapper whose name
you could not mention. Greg. Remember Mac Dre mentioned mac
Dude in Bay area? Jesus Okay, well yeah right, So
like I something came up and somebody on the show.
(46:43):
It might have been me, I don't remember, I couldn't
reference him. I'm like, who the hell is and what
the hell is a mac dre? Oh dude.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
That was basically like being in Pittsburgh and saying I
don't know who the Steelers are.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
But like what was really funny? Like but there was
there was a thing around it almost like you know
how you can't mention Mohammed in certain certain context or
light like a paper or a cartoon form of somebody
getting firebomb.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Right, or like you always say what you can't say
the word Macbeth in a.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Theater or fire.
Speaker 17 (47:14):
Yeah, when I'm in theater at the musicals, Yeah, I
always say that he's all those theater neds. Yeah, but
what what are are some other of these like protect
not protected, but like things that people like.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, it's like, don't say candy man like but real
life stuff. So four chan, I was going to say
beyond say apparently mac dres He I mean, and he's
dead right, Oh yeah, mac Ray got killed? Care anymore?
Speaker 11 (47:42):
Is that got killed in a Gina's home state of Kansas? Kansas?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
You jumping into a fire to save burning babies or no?
Speaker 1 (47:51):
What I'm what I'm saying is like, is like if
you were in the San Francisco Bay area, does anybody
know or still cares that one of those things? It's
like again, you know my parents mention like Donnie Iris
or something? No, no, no, yeah, are other murals of
him that can go? Of course? Yeah, you've got to
have a mural class. Yeah, gotta have airbrush t shirts
with angels wings are annual balloon release, Mohammed four Chan,
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mac Dre Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
That's a pretty decent list. Yeah, I'm sure every city
has its own little one.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, but just I'm talking about like overall, they just
think of whether other protected things or things that people
are just so scared of, even just to mention it.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
I mean they're teams too, I mean anybody's teams.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
No, No, I'm I'm talking ab where people like don't
talk about you can't criticize literally any aspect of one,
particularly without fear, without fear of retribution about uh our
case complaint letters. But I heard a.
Speaker 11 (48:44):
Lot about Saint Louis and emos, like locals go hard
for it.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah, well it's garbage emos the people.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, yeah, you know in Saint Louis there's a chain
of pizza places Saint Louis style pizza, which I know
even realized was a thing. I heard of, Detroit style,
I heard of, Yeah, you know, Sicilian, Chicago style, New
York style, you've heard of different. I had never heard
of Saint Louis style pizza before, and I wish I'd
never had because it is disgusting. It's so gross. It's
like this thin Chris Cracker crust because the square and
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they put this cheese they love in Saint Louis called
pro vel on it. Not even cheese. Yeah, it's like
a hybrid mozzarella and problem, which sounds not that bad,
but it's got this weird after flavor. It just sticks
to the roof of your mouth. Cheese with a Z. Yeah,
it's it blows cheese food. But locals will go hard
for my wife. My wife is from Saint Louis.
Speaker 11 (49:38):
When you try a dog on it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
And I don't even believe her that she likes she
loves it.
Speaker 5 (49:43):
You physically, there's a certain thing like with in and
out fries for instance, Like locals I think they are
munch was not much has a syndrome, but.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
The yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Comes up before It's like there are certain people who
will because it's their it's their identity.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
They'll convince themselves that that's what his wife is doing
with emaos people. Before we got into the coming, I
had a bunch of other things because like all of
a sudden, I had like this big brainstorm of things
that you can't mention even even when you're not dogging
on something like you can't even bring it.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Up to two third rails.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
And now that we're on the air and the MIC's
rons like, well, not that you would want to, but
like Dolly Parton is certainly in that category.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
You know, I think she doesn't deserve it. Well, that's
what I'm saying. I thought you wouldn't want to. But
if if you tried, I guarantee don't we talk about Dolly.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Speaking of complaints, Woody Show Crossroads.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, we be on that list.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
We collect these things, uh, that people would send in
on whether it's the email to the show email at
the woodieshow dot com. My favorites again are the ones
that I have a bunch of those today. In fact,
I think they're all ones that were sent to this
station feedback email. Yeah. If you go to the radio
station website and you see on their contact us and
a lot of people when they want to complain, they
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don't even know who to reach out to. They're not
going to reach out to us directly because they want
to knark on us, right, and so they'll go to
the radio station website, they'll click contact, they'll send their
stupid email their complaint to management or that's where they
assume it's going. But a lot of times it's just
someone's trying to get worried out about an event they
got going on, or they got a request, or it's
someone's birthday or yeah. But we get these complaints that, yes,
(51:31):
do go to the program director or the radio station,
but it also comes to us. See at the time,
it's what yeah, yes, so we see those anyway, We
collect those over the course of you know, a handful
of weeks or whatever, and these are the things that
the people have heard on the show and they have
decided that that is it for them. They are no
longer supporting the radio station or the show, they are
(51:52):
no longer listening, and they feel the need to announce
their departure. And so we because this is the healthy
thing to do mentally, emotionally, whatever, we are letting them go.
If you love something, let it go right.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
And what is it if it comes back? Are meant
to be it doesn't, It was never meant to.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Be exactly right. Otherwise we're just carrying around all this
dead weight anchors to our fund to what end, to
what end? To what end. So we're gonna we're gonna
basically fire these listeners, which they already say they're not
gonna listen anymore. But although we look, Yeah, there was
one just the other day, there was somebody yesterday they
were complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song. And then they
(52:30):
they and we looked up because you can see anytime
you've texted the radio station, we can see you know,
your history of how we have times you months ago,
this person said they were, yeah, they're done, they were
no longer listening, and then just yesterday here they are.
They're back and they're complaining about a Bloodhound Gang song.
Why are you still here? Are you quit? Yeah, so
we're firing these people. Why can't you quit us? Yeah?
(52:53):
What do you show? Crossroads? So yeah, we got a
lot of people hitting up all the time, texting in, calling,
in emailing, in social media messages, all that stuff. All
that stuff is wonderful after hours, voicemails love it, and
we do we ask, we ask for your feedback all
the time, and we're always down to hear out people
(53:15):
who are into the show. And even if you have
like something you want to you know, complain about maybe
something didn't sit well with you. It's fine, Hey, love
the show, just want to let that's fine. It's when
people go, I demand an apology, or they start writing
into whom it may concern type stuff, you know, trying
to get us quote in trouble, knarking on us or whatever,
(53:38):
even though we see it all all right. My my
other favorite is like a I bet you won't read
this on the air.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, challenge accept it.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, I bet you won't acknowledge how X y Z
or whatever we did it on the radio. Where's the hide?
No secrette But some people, unfortunately we have to meet
them at the crossroads. All right. So again people just
(54:16):
writing in different things. These are all I mentioned from
people just going into the radio station website and clicking
that contact us so it goes to the management. All
the stuff. This is from Sarah Kay this first one
subject So we promote prostitution now really? Yeah, replied request, Yes,
this one says. On March nineteenth, the Woody Show featured
(54:38):
an OnlyFans model as a guest on the show. She
was a woman covered in tattoos who sounded like a
redneck chainsmoker. She was allowed by The Woody Show to
use their platform to shamelessly promote and glorify selling her
body online to make matters worse. Everyone on the show,
even the women, openly encouraged her and even went as
far as to encourage the other women on on the
(55:00):
show to degrade themselves by following the same path. This
is when we had our friend Ice, who can't buy
Ice is fun? This is a this is Morgan's new
best friend. You guys still talk about animal. Oh, I
love her so much, it's so cool. This was not
just irresponsible, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to discuss
(55:20):
things like OnlyFans on the radio. Yes, written to the FCC,
and I hope to get some clarity on that. If
I'm right, I will offer my testimony as a witness
and hopefully they will sue you or find you are
however that works for this violation of broadcast law.
Speaker 8 (55:35):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Even if it's not found to be technically illegal, the
Woody Show, instead of promoting positive values, is guilty of
choosing to pedal the idea that self exploitation is a
viable career path. Oh, it was a cheap, gross and
disrespectful thing to expose to your unsuspecting listeners. It was
flat out disgusting. You are broadcasting to a wide audience,
including children. Your station should be ashamed you, guys. Is
(56:00):
from Sarah We lost Sarah, Sarah Sarah well speaking out
of disgusting.
Speaker 11 (56:08):
Usually when you reverse these messages, you see where they're
coming from.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
They're usually projecting.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Times they're projected.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
She's just jealous that she can't get on over can
that one?
Speaker 1 (56:20):
She's going to provide testimony to the FCC.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
This is very serious, the.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Key way they can sue us. Yeah, the SEC is
going to sue us.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
And what I heard.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
From that is she's against female empowerment when you're making
their own decisions an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Againt this next one, This is uh from Wayne G
against it to the radio station feedback subject, have some class.
This guy isn't one to reply reply requested. No oh
do saying this is the worst show in the radio
will be giving you too much credit? Do you guys
(56:56):
run out of new ideas there? Seriously? What the hell
is going on in your studios? All right? Turned on
the radio while I was driving to work and had
the misfortune of hearing the segment where members of the
program were quote butt chugging different beers. That was awesome.
It not only was it incredibly immature and uninteresting, but
(57:18):
it was also straight up not funny. Your job as
host of a morning show is to entertain, not to
influence the masses with perversion and a not so subtle
nod to alcoholism. As I listened long enough to realize
that there were no safety teams on site during this
idiotic segment, which only makes sense coming from a show
(57:40):
like this safety teams, I eventually changed the dial, feeling
disgusted and humiliated For everyone else in your industry, it's
sad when the show has to shove alcohol through tubes
and up the asses of their co host to try
to stay irrelevant. And the worst part is that you
guys all thought it was hilarious and that everyone was
enjoying it. Well it wasn't. I wasn't. Everyone I have
(58:03):
told about it is as mystified and disgusted as I am.
Get off the air.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Thanks for advertising.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh that's from Wayne. We lost Wayne, guys, God damn it. Wayne.
Wayne totally unaware that we had a team of paramedics
standing right here. He didn't know.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I wonder if he would be okay. With but checking
something else like wholesome milk.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, Wayne, sound fun. This next one is again sent
to the station. Feedback email from Natalie subject abusive bullying
on the Woodie Show. Reply requested, Yes, I usually listened
to your station as I drive to work in the mornings,
(58:53):
and while it's not always my cup of tea, I
would laugh to enjoy some of the segments on the
Woody Show. However, that changed last week when I tuned
in the first thing I heard was somebody say that
quote all girls named Natalie are fat. I felt my
heart sink into my feet and even started to cry.
Oh no. This was instantly triggering to me. My name
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is Natalie and I am not fat. I, like many people, Greg,
struggle in silence to gain weight. Oh no, too much money.
I've been known as the bean poley, the cute girl
(59:40):
with no assu and it's something that has caused immense
pain in my life. Pain. I would much rather prefer
to be fat than to be forty two years old,
ninety four pounds that I am today. Greg's ninety four.
To say that all girls named Natalie are fat is
category wrong. Not only is this an ignorant assumption, that
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you wrong for the reasons I mentioned, But what about
for the ones you are fat and feel bad about it.
My body gets judged enough on a day to day
basis in public, so I also don't need to hear
about it on the radio. It's verbally abusive, derogatory, and
we all hope that you never have your name lumped
(01:00:26):
in with untruths. That is from Natalie. We lost Natalie.
Good God.
Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Yeah, you're definitely not getting Greg's sympathy.
Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
I have always said my favorite name for a girl
is Natalie. That debbies are fat.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I mean they have a cake name.
Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
Exactly delicious, and all debbies are fat, by the way,
all of them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I'll give you one more oky.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
These have been pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, well, I mean it tracks.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I had one of those roommates. I couldn't gain way
all night and couldn't gain nap. Bastard. Oh whils I
have that?
Speaker 18 (01:01:19):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
All right? This is another one station feedback. This is
from Angelica subject vaping discussion reply requested you bet. I
was listening to the Morning show when I heard a
man named Greg talk about vaping as a mother of
an ex vape addicted teen, I was intrigued to hear
(01:01:39):
where this conversation was going. But I was quickly let
down when I heard Greg go on a long rand
about how vaping should be legal and allowed in all places,
even schools especially. Did I say that I don't mind?
I mean, I know you have no problem with vaping.
I really don't. He showed no respect for families or
teens battle this addiction. Now, just went on and on
(01:02:02):
about how much he loves vaping. At one point he
even said, quote, keep your laws off my body, Keep
your vaping laws off my body. To that, I would say,
how about you keep your bad habits away from my kids.
Mister Gory, why don't you worry about your own kids.
You don't know the hell my husband and I have
gone through with our teen son from vaping. He hit
(01:02:24):
it from us for over a year, and once we
found out, and thanks to the blessings of God, he
was able to quit, not crack. Thankfully, our son has
promised us that he will never vape again. But well, no,
you seriously, we had him write it out one hundred
times on a piece of it. But to hear someone
(01:02:47):
on the public radio waves glorifying and promoting vaping is
simply disgusting. It's a shame and it will be a
long time, if ever, before I will ever be able
to listen to this radio station again. That is from Angelica.
Thanks a lot, Yeah, thanks Greg, Yeah, Angela a do minute.
Thanks for Greg and Dick.
Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
I also said, because the kids like her son, don't
make it illegal for me, a grown man, to get
my vade.
Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That's what I said. Listen, this girl, your old man
wants his flawn flavored vate, right, but I can't get
it anymore because she's a terrible parents like flawn. Oh no,
what does that have to do with me? He picked
up a.
Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Vape because he knew you did it and you had
a big influence on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Right, because you're so cool Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Right, Well there's uh, there's the cross roads, everybody. You
know what after the crossroads, it's always like he took
like a really big like one of those big dumps
that took ghost. Yeah, talking so much lighter, like yeah,
like you rid yourself of this negative energy through these
people step yeah, who clearly aren't cut out to be
listening to the show anyway. Anyway, Thank you, uh for
(01:03:53):
everybody who wrote in. That was some good entertainment. Thank you,
We're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodie
Show for you. Next hang on The Woody Show, The
Woody Show, and we're into another new hour. My name's Woody.
That's Greg Gory. You menaces here, Hi, everybody, there's Gina
(01:04:14):
grenn Sea Bass is here. Cart Arks coming up for
you in this hour, brand new Woody Show. Cart Arks.
There's Sammy Morgan's ticket your calls eight seven seven forty four.
Woody sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I think this is just going to drive
Greg crazy. Oh crap. What guy in Montreal. He's fighting
(01:04:37):
a parking ticket that he got in front of his
house last week. So early in the morning, the city
installed signs for a brand new bus stop. So this
wasn't already established. It was a brand new buzz again
right in front of his house, which kind of sucked.
People just waiting for the buzz in front of your house.
Now the sign is actually in his front lawn, so
(01:05:00):
they just wow. I wonder if they asked. So the
crew finished up about seven fifty five in the morning,
and then just ten minutes after the sign was put up,
parking enforcement came by and put a parking ticket on
the guy's car for blocking the bus stops. But the
car was there overnight, like, so before the bus stop
even existed, before they put the sign up, And the
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guy says that greg nobody was given any advance warning
about the bus stop comings, so there was no way
they could have known that they wouldn't be able to
park there. And the city agrees. They say they never
update property owners. But oh, we agree that we do
it the wrong way. Yeah, but the ticket will not
be reversed, they say, once a ticket is written, there's
nothing they can do about it. We don't have the.
Speaker 11 (01:05:45):
Technology to reverse this.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
There's nothing we can do. There's nothing we will do.
So if you go to court, you can dismiss it, right,
So can't we just save the whole like dog and
pony show of me showing up just so you can
dismiss it. Yeah, just dismiss it. What do you mean
there's nothing you can do about it?
Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Course you can, like you wrote it, yeah, unwrite it, yeah,
tear it up with your hand.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
If you propose that for like a sitcom plot, they'd
be like, no, that's stupid. THO would never happen, right, I.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Had a comment. This is years ago. I was doing
a contract negotiation and I was talking to the person
who runs the company, not this company, this is a
different company. Yeah, and we were talking about something and
they go, yeah, we can't do that. I go says,
who is it a law? And they go no. I think, well,
it's so in other words, it's a company rule. Right, Well,
(01:06:34):
then the company that you run, you're the company, and
you're agreeing with me that it is a good idea,
And they're like, oh no, it's a great idea, and
I think we should totally do that. And I go, well,
then can't you make that decision? It turns out af
you're talking with lords, they could oh wow, interesting.
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Policy, when you're doing a contract, you can literally write
anything into it that you want, right, as long as
both sides agree to it. Yeah, it could be an
exception to a rule. It can be It could be anything. Yeah, yeah,
as long as it's legal.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
We want a popcorn machine with movie butter in here, yeah,
write it in.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
That could be written in. Now is that standard? Is
that standard boilerplate contract?
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Lan?
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Which?
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Now no, no is.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
It was so like, what do you mean you can't
do anything about the ticket. Of course you can. You
wrote it right, Yeah, you can absolutely change that. Yeah,
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
My friend's house had like this no parking sign and
then so one night, my friends and I we went
and cut it down in the middle of the night,
and they didn't put it back up for years.
Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Oh yeah, because it's not like they're checking. Yeah, it's
like they're they're rolling around their little golf cart thing going, well,
there's supposed to be a sign there.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
It was a sign there.
Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 13 (01:07:44):
How noteworthy it is when anything run by local government
actually works, it's a noteworthy I got a parking ticket
once because I parked next to a parking meter. It
was six something PM, and they the big sign on
the street said metered parking until six pm. On the meter,
on a teeny little plaque it said it went till
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seven pm, for example. So I got the ticket and
I wrote a little letter saying like, hey, I took
a photo of the sign. The giant sign says up
until six the teeny little plaque in the meter says
up until seven. Somebody actually got that read it wrote
me back and said we're so sorry for our mistake.
We're taking the ticket away and we will fix the
signs and we'll fix this. I'm like, this is the
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most noteworthy thing of my life.
Speaker 11 (01:08:30):
Shot was the eighties because that ain't happening now.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
No for lying, But that sounds like a lie or
greg Was it a dream? Yeah? No, it was reality.
Speaker 13 (01:08:38):
It wasn't the eighties, and it wasn't a dream. No,
and it was I will never forget it. It's the
only time that anything worked in local government customer services
out the window. This guy's contesting it. He's annoyed that
he has to spend his time and energy on something
so stupid. I mean agreed, and.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Now he's got a bus stop sign on his lawn.
Right sucks mad? Would you be great? I'd be so much.
You know, I was just gonna be some homeless person's
house pretty much. You're gonna have a new neighbor. Yeah,
oh yeah, what if they put up a bench. I
have the dumbest ticket I ever got. I was driving
into New York City back when I worked there, So,
I mean I was driving through this every day. I know,
(01:09:13):
I know how the system worked, and you know what,
and so anyway, there's a port authority cop everybody does
this merge. It goes from all the toll booths down
to however, many lanes are open, sometimes two, sometimes four,
depending on which way the traffic's falling in or out
of the city, and so everybody has to do that whole,
you know, one side, the other side, the other side. Yeah, anyway,
(01:09:34):
So but it's a free for all in the beginning.
As soon as everybody comes out of the toll plaza,
it's a free for all. Everybody's trying to jockey for
position to do like a one lane, next lane, one lane. Anyway,
there's a port authority police car, no lights, no emergency
lights on, and all of a sudden he's pulling me over.
(01:09:56):
So get through the Lincoln Tunnel into Manhattan. I'm pulled over,
and I got I go, you know why we pulled
you over? I go, I literally have no idea. I
have not, and he goes, you didn't yield to the
emergency vehicle. I'm like, your lights weren't on, Like I understand,
Like if the lights are on, you're supposed to pull
over fire trucks, police cars, ambulance things like that. School
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bus's supposed to stop for the light. But the light
you don't stop for a school bus and the lights
aren't on every time you see a copy're supposed to
pull over. Yeah, And like because I didn't, you know,
they said it's a free fra all. He's like, were
you just trying to go? And like, you know you
didn't have the lights on. He's like, doesn't matter. You're
supposed to yield to an emergency vehicle. And I got
a board. So I got this ticket. It was like
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three hundred dollars. I had to take a morning off
of work to go to court because I was gonna
fight it because saying, hey, the emergency lights weren't even
on n call that the bar yea and they upheld
the ticket. What Yeah, because because I couldn't prove They
said I couldn't prove that the lights weren't on because
the officer was claiming the lights were. I'm like, no,
(01:11:03):
we were not.
Speaker 11 (01:11:04):
That's why I got to get these dash cams.
Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Man is man two thousand maybe two thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
He did you dirt tag?
Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And that was the dumbest ticket. And you know, I
am I don't want to say I'm an apologist for
the cops, but I'm a supporter of police officers. I
am never unlike Greg. I don't have a bad demeanor
with the cops when I talked to them when they
pulled me over. Made up there, I gets crazy, right Greg,
remember all those times you were with me whenever.
Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
Zero Greg being a dash cam guy, but it's so
unsightly in his car, so he would to install.
Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
You can't even say the word police without I'm getting hostile, right, yeah,
even when they're not a wrap up? No, ho come
he could do that. Meanwhile he's like this, he's on
the tablet. He's oh, he's speaking facts. How come?
Speaker 13 (01:11:49):
I how come Greg gets when cop pulls me over
for a cell phone? Meanwhile he's got a computer, a phone,
a radio, smoking, not signaling, not making a complete stop
there exactly watching a movie, that's right, eating a bull
of soup.
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I was on the treadmill in there. I know it's
all going on, the truth hurts. We're gonna to get
a quick break and then we're gonna bring uh sea
bass in uh And then we got some woody show
cart narks coming up for you, show Man, welcome back. Yep,
(01:12:30):
it's Tuesday and time for cart narks, right, agents of
Bashi patrol in these streets, the parking lots all across
our fine land, trying to get these lazy bones bastards
just to do the right things but their carts. But
it always turns into some kind of back and forth,
some type of explosive situation. People's masculinity. Sometimes it's like
(01:12:54):
you would think it's being called in the question. No,
it's just like, how about you just do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return that cart man character, not
your masculine Yeah, that's all you gotta do. Card arts,
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
not on you? Cardars, hard arks, What you're gonna do.
What you're gonna do when they not on yours is
filmed alongside the men and women of card Arts List.
(01:13:16):
Your discretion is advised, all right. So the video I
saw most recently, you were walking around some skank like
it looked like something right from the av ends.
Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Let's say that was actually a repost from quite a
while ago. Steph Sugar and she is a person of
only fail you. So I judged a book by its
cover work, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
She like a suicide girl.
Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
I believe she was at one point from Albuquerque, and
she does like she's doing something where she's doing like
a thing with three boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Now, yeah, I see that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I just thought that was one of the more recent posted,
but I don't remember seeing that trick before we did repost.
Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Well, yeah, that's the thing. That's why, that's why you repost,
because not everyone can go back to your whole archive.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
But also but also it stood out because for hot
ass No, it stood out because like you typically don't
bring people out to be you know, like honorary agents.
We get those requests all the time, like ACA bats,
let me come out with you to be a special
type of person, right, like somebody from OnlyFans for its
ed who cares about cards? Sure? Well this week brand
(01:14:23):
new card narks. What have you got? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
So this one is going to be I know, controversial,
but it shouldn't be. And it has to do with
what do the cart narks do when there are young,
young young people around little ears? Okay, now what happened
here is the setup is very important. Is this lady,
this big old you know, suburban housewife slug she dropped
her She dropped her card off in the spot next
(01:14:46):
to her car, when there's a cart return directly behind her.
Straight shot, easy, pasy, fifteen seconds. Classic story. Now I
walk up to her and I, you know, give the
whole we do we I'm on the I'm on the
sidewalk and look at it and seeing her in her
passenger seat is not a little kid.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
It's someone who could sit in the front seat.
Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
So it's a bigger kid, maybe fifteen, I don't know whatever,
but big enough where you can usual about an aproach
when there's little kis involved because you don't want them
to get scared or hurt or whatever. But big kid
front seat. I'm like, okay, either one of you could
take this card back.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
It's a learning opportunity, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Well, her and the mom looks at me, sees me
standing there for a good four and a half five minutes.
I timed it out on the video. I'm standing there
pointing at the cart, and she's this is a classic
move where they try to wait you.
Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
Out that long.
Speaker 16 (01:15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Absolutely, it's happened before.
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Four or five minutes where you're just like it's a
stare down.
Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Well, but here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
She's on her phone the entire time doing whatever, So
I figure, oh, she why don't you just leave? She well,
she could a good thing to bring up, Woody, because
she could have just left. But she's looking at me,
she's smiling, she's on her phone. She probably looking at
what cart narks are.
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
She's already in the car, in the in the car.
They're back.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
They're in the car. They're sitting there next to the
cards and so ford.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
But I know what's going to happen is eventually when
I leave, she's going to wait for that moment to
drive away, because clearly she knows what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
I'm standing there. She's not scared.
Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
She knows what the deal is. Yeah, I'm pointing at
the car. She couldn't use that time with the card
of oh yeah, she could have put the whole lot
back at the store. Now listen, Now that's the whole setup.
When I find when she does finally do what I predicted,
where she gets away, it's right, and I put the
magice on the hood.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
She comes barreling out of that car with this excuse,
we just left your card there. She got a cart
her behind her put.
Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah, I got her.
Speaker 16 (01:16:20):
Come in.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
You are putting my daughter in danger with the do
you think you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Start lying a hole.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
And to me, this is especially scummy because if I
was putting her daughter in danger, why was she sitting
there for five minutes?
Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Why does she stop a running vehicle to get out
and yell at me?
Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
If I was truly pretty, why is she leaving your
kid alone with a dangerous man?
Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
How does that even equate in her head?
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Well, because it's these things that I happened before in
Carton arks. Is that parents do is they get to
pretend that they're the hero, and they get to put
that on me as I heard a villain putting people
in danger, which is doubly again, doubly scummy because the
people who actually are in now it's like, okay, well
not no one's.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Telling the truth?
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
So I point that out to her, all right, what
do you show cart n arcs. Do you think you're
doing well?
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Do you ever intimidate my daughter? What I say to
her scare her because you're staring and you're throwing I
don't give her.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
She possessed. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
I think that she believes what she's saying because you
don't act like that, and looking in her eyes, I
can tell like this is what this wasn't This was
an act, but it wasn't an act. You know, she's
she's being performative, but she's she's internalized this lie. Somehow
sounds odd, right, greg sounds.
Speaker 11 (01:17:42):
Like remember that clip of that lady that will scream
about Jesus on TV? Oh, super super famous clip.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
I was thinking she sounded like the telemarketer, like the
woman who was young at the telemarketer. People have died.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
And I I'm asking her. She just says intimidated, like
how I pointed to the car, I put a man
on your car.
Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Stupidest argument ever.
Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
And I but now, okay, so you think that, Oh well, obviously,
if I'm doing all this stuff, emergency, call the cops,
et cetera, or get right back in your car and
don't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Go away.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
You. I'm not doing that to your do you scumming
of you to use her? It's a shield for your laziness, ma'am.
That's a real poor of example you're using.
Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
No, she goes, oh, oh that was it?
Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
So she had to get out scream at me?
Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Why?
Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
It sounds like she kicked her own car.
Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
That's when she finally sat down in the car with
the frame of the car hit the ground. So like,
even if she's gone, tires gone, if she believes what
she's saying, her daughter's in danger. And now on top
of that, her daughter's so embarrassed. Oh, her daughters imagine
that is this? I got a feeling that this is
not new. Like, if she's acting this way, the daughter
(01:18:52):
is probably used to her mom flying off the handle.
Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
And my mom was like when I was a kid,
she not like this, like she would but she would
be more mad at us, Like we get the brunt
of things. Wouldn't be random strangers and that wouldn't be
carton arks in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Right, this is the kind of woman that uses the
term mama bear. Yeah, it's so much I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Bear bear what he showed cart narks. So also, here's
a guy who I walked up to and he parked.
He parked way way far out, like toward the edge
of the parking lot. Now there's not many cart returns
out that way, but that's for a reason because that's
where like employees park or big trucks and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
And so on and so forth. And he he left
his car just sitting next to him. Whatever, who cares,
blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Blah, it's my world.
Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
Now, the thing that caught me strange about this guy
is that he was wearing a an LA Clippers basketball jersey.
He had an LA Lakers fanny pack. And then I
know and he has more sports tatooshi. We'll get to
in a second, kind like all the team right exactly.
But then he but as I approach him, he comes
out also very hot.
Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Where the car goes, take it somewhere. Well, see, the
thing is, I can't follow you everywhere? What about? Am
I gonna be here the next time?
Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Hold it over there, that's your your car, Take it over.
It bothers me, but you're gonna keep on doing it
all right? Here we go, Cardarks, Hold mind it. I
feel like you have an idea what I'm doing. Of course,
the classic and we see this. I get this in
comments all the time. If it bothers you so much,
you do it for me. Yeah, And as I explained
(01:20:14):
it to him, I can't follow you everywhere. Every time
you litter, don't wash your hands, don't flush the toilet.
You're trying to teach your kids to make good decisions.
And it's that point if you don't like it around us,
you've been fine, but I can't be there, like when
you're out with your friends or where you're not doing something,
you have to be Yeah, like I just need you
didn't know how to make a good decision. And to
your point, what is this is something people should learn
(01:20:35):
as children. But this man is probably almost fifty. He's
a confused sports fan, and he like card narks. I
think that's the besides picking up cards, that's the very
littlest part of what we do. It is understanding the
lies and the stupidity of human psychology. Now you would
think at this point when you have the same thing
the treatment.
Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Yeah, he's gonna fight me. He's gonna scream. He jumps
out and I don't even put the magnet on his
car yet. I just showed it. I've showed it to him.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
What do you do with him?
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
He gets out and takes the cart back, but he's
he's still stupid about it or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I mean, he's taking the cart back. Yes, I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
What are you doing?
Speaker 16 (01:21:11):
You're getting a.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Hold on you? Are you an actor? What do you
want it right? Are you an actor?
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
The work closer?
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Okay, you have a lot of sports teams you enjoy
man seeing Lakers, Yankees, Steelers, Clippers, jeez Kawhi Leonard, whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I do enjoy orderly this that is true? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
At least he did it. Yeah, that's nice. Have you
ever have you ever seen.
Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Anybody with a both on his on his sleeve of stupidity?
He had a Steelers tattoo and a Yankees logo in
my life, never seen it, and again Clippers and Lakers
on top of that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:47):
He just likes the favorite our friend, dumbass Tyler. He
has uh some tattoos like that on his arm, and
he has a dumb ass. Yeah, ten's the name Tyler.
But this is pretty interesting. So the guy could walk.
Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
He could walk here. He said, I hope you enjoy
your job. He had every excuse not to do it,
but he didn't. He actually got out and did it, okay,
which is a weird.
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Like he was.
Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
You know, you could have done it all along. Well,
it looks like we have time for one more. If
you got one sea bass, weall'll show cardnark the position
of cartnarks in the media.
Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
This is from one of the I guess trillion barstool
podcasts called macro Dosing, and they, for whatever reason, they
were talking about putting your you know, picking upup to yourself,
et cetera, et cetera. And this is with one of
their barstool guys and Arian Foster NFL legend, also a
guy who doesn't like the cart narks, and he's some
kind of.
Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Tennessee Vols fan. And here's him and them talking about
the whole principle.
Speaker 18 (01:22:39):
Let's say there's someone whose wife is like tremendously sick,
and they're running to the store to get her a
bunch of stuff and trying to get back home, and
they don't put the car back, and this guy's running
up to their car and slapping on their car, like
is that Is that a good use of anyone's time?
Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
You should call them.
Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
She's not gonna die, but she's very until this guy
can only he needed to put the bottle of medicine.
Speaker 18 (01:22:59):
Well, he had to get like he had to get
like a case of gatorade and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
It was the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
If it's not a dimergency, then you can put the car.
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Back, Yes, exactly right, Thank you, Arian Foster. Why do
people invent these like, Okay, here's the thing. Let's say
you're walking out of the grocery store and your leg breaks, Yeah,
it could happen, or.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
If somebody shoots you or you get hit by car.
In those situations you get hit by fine, he's absolutely right.
If it was that bad, why didn't call the ambulance?
Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
And why do you need a car welled?
Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Right? But in any other situation, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Isn't this like the cliche like straw man argument?
Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Exactly yes, and it's not. And it's it's not like
it takes a like you already took the time to
get in your car, go to the store, go into
the store and get all this stuff, check out, leave,
walk to the car the extra.
Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Extra And I don't know why people by the way,
doctor Phil pulled the same crap on me too.
Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
That was the dumbest and and I don't get why.
Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
People think this is and they think again, that's the
point one percent of times. But every time I go
to someone in card Arcs and I and people say, well,
I'm busy, and I asked them, and that's never the
the store, right, it's never. The excuse is my wife's
got explosive brands.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Never ever.
Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
So I just want to say, I just don't want
to I'll.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Take that ready, I'm entitled.
Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Yeah, so that's what these guys kind of land with
this egg. By the way, the guy from who's against
me in this clip is just like four hundred pounds
just obese, So.
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Why wouldn't he want to be I returned my car.
I don't put that on all of us, fatty, all right,
So here they are if we wrapping things up.
Speaker 18 (01:24:31):
I think that guy's a loser and he's wasting everyone's time.
Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I think that guy's a loser. I think that guy's
a loser. I think that guy's a loser.
Speaker 18 (01:24:38):
And he's wasting everyone's time and also committing crimes. Someone
running up to your car and slapping a magnet on
it with a little wand going we wi we woo.
Your lazy dude, get a job.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
That is his job. That's not a job. It might
be his job, it's not a job. Well, it's a
job that he does for his job. It's a job
for this job. It's a sub job.
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
It's fun as hell and entertaining, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
So he also if he finds something you love, find
a job that you he loves it, right, Yeah, like enjoy.
Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
You don't get to dictate how people have income in
this country, brother, are country?
Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Keep doing the Lord's work. Carton is doing great things.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
That is four time pro bowler Arian Foster New converts
And officially I didn't have a list of celebrity fans
of Carton marks Well Sea.
Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Bass Night's work. Somebody actually brought the cart back? Do
you believe? Can you believe it?
Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
He lets steal.
Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
A Thank you very much, Steve. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
For?
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
What do you think you're doing?
Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
Do you ever?
Speaker 10 (01:25:40):
And Jim?
Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
And what did I do? What I say to work?
To scare her?
Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
Because you're staring and you're throwing.
Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
Going this, I don't give her really The Woody Show
a bit, The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
You ever got a flat tire on your house that
readmig news and Today's redneck news? This is from Florida?
Where you got this? Fifty six year old hottie Shelley
Hardwick is her name. She got into what police categorized
as an altercation with her boyfriend. Now what they were
(01:26:15):
fighting about who knows. But what we do know is
that things boiled over and got serious when Sally quote this,
according to the police report, here picked up a whole
watermelon and threw it out. Now that's some mupper body strikes.
That's right impressive. Now, she denied trying to hit the boyfriend,
telling the officers that she quote only threw the watermelon
out of frustration. He is fine by the way he
(01:26:37):
dodged the melon. But the cops did seek watermelon seeds
and other things juices on his face and clothing, okaysa,
And they arrested Shelley for domestic battery. She spent the
night in the county jail and now has a restraining
order against her. She's not allowed to have any contact
with the boyfriend and she's got to wear an ankle
(01:26:59):
bracelet that for alcohol consumption. Oh here's her mugshot. Oh
let's just say she looks like she gives a very
soft mouth party.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Oh yeah, she has those eyes where ones looking at you,
the others looking for you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
I know who does she remind me of like a
touch of downs or something?
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Yes, she told poor thing. Oh wow, so that's that's
that's true. That's from Florida, fifty six year old Shelley Hardwick,
who was arrested after assaulting her boyfriend with a watermelon.
That is today's raid nick someone for everyone. Yeah, friend,
(01:27:42):
she's got a boyfriend, and uh, we're gonna take a break.
Gets some more winning show for you next. Hang on,
we'll be right back.
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