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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of listener this question?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it flyes the Woody Showing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. It is midwek It's
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Wednesday morning. Hit is September third, twenty twenty five. Welcome, Hello,
it is the Woody Show. I'm whatding that's great gory.
We got Menace, we got Gina Grant, Sea Bass here,
we got Sammy Morgan, our social producer von, our video
producer Bort and Menji in the Who's thank you for
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being here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
If you want to give us any feedback on the show,
of course eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you do that,
find us follow us on social media at the Woody
Show coming up for you today. It's kind of a
loaded question. A Sea Bass the ahole wonder Also last
(01:31):
man standing, what's the coolest thing you've ever done? Think
about that great question, Last man standing, coolest thing You've
ever done? Also as a social experiment, Morgan is out
there with pictures from somebody here on the show asking
women if this person from the Woody Show is effable? Okay, great. Well,
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I'm not telling you who it is yet, Okay, So
that's coming up a little bit later on this morning,
and then also later in the week Sea Bass asking dudes,
is she effable? Because you know, guys and girls very
much different. Women are a lot more picky. Obviously, absolutely, guys,
that's part of the social experiment, right, But today it's
more than ask you the question. A picture of a
guy here on the show is he effable? Asking ladies
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on the street that question. And we're gonna start this
hour with Greg Gory apparently he had his mind blown
thanks to his iPhone in a box of ice cream sandwiches,
and and I don't know, so you guys probably don't
know the whole story, but like just the way Greg
set it up, I go, you know what, this sounds
like something that we should tell on the air.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I will also bring this up next time we talked
to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
I just discovered it there with me. So you know,
I've been just trying my hardest to have will power
of steel and not buy junk food. But the other day,
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you know, those ice cream sandwiches called fat Boys.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, those are so good. The quality of the ice
cream and those things.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the charphones. It's dense.
It's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria basic bitch ones.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So I was overrun with no willpower. It just collapsed,
and I said, oh my god, I'm getting this box
of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that I got
ice cream sandwiches that when I got home, I laid
them on the counter and took a photo of them.
Sent it off tomorrow and I said, look.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What I got, And then he said, oh my god,
fat Boys. Those are so good.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So then I went back to my photos to delete
it because I don't want a photo of a box
of fat Boys on my phone. And then as I
was about to delete it, I noticed this weird symbol
and I've since deleted it. I should have kept it
on my phone. Underneath the picture. It was like and you.
I tapped it with my thumb on the photo, and
then this thing came up with all these squiggly lines
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because on the photo it said, and I'm making these
numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches, and then you
hit the squiggle line. It would convert it to like millograms.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Or oh, it's fine, anything.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing
and then you choose what you want to convert it to,
and it converted it to it off a photo.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Wow, I haven't heard of this.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
This is news to me.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
If you take a picture of a beer, for example,
and it says like thirteen point five fluid ounces, tap
it like with your thumb on the actual photo and
a little squiggly thing comes up, and then you you
can see how much is that in pintes?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
How much is that in cups? Mind? Blown? Nice? Now
I want.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
To try it. Do you think it'll work with this
water bottle?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Try to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, because I think if you take a picture and
there's any kind of text in there, you can like
select that text and copy it into a document you
can doing or to an email searchable and mix searchable.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I think you might have told me that in the past. Yeah,
but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Him. I heard that it worked here. It is so
it converts a different measures leaders.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I couldn't get mine to work, and there's an airplane.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now it worked, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
I know that you think that's cool. I do, but
I'm not sorry.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Woody and I went to a radio station where they
had fat Boys in the lobby, the freezer in the lobby,
and it was just you can just take as many
as you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Want on the honor system.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah for sure. The station was sponsored by fat boys.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh wow.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
every other day and just fill the freezer for people
that come to the lobby.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Fat boys.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
That's pretty cool. They don't get the worship they deserve,
you know, people.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But I thought you were on board with what I
absolutely love from Trader.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Board with those two yeah ship, which, bro, those are
to die like close your eyes and start trying good. No, Greg,
what is it? What is it called? Well Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder good. But this is those are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Even better than Stevie Wonder good because like when I
eat those, I almost start crying, Oh god, which was emotional.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I make sure I always keep those stocked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So good, dude, this this story I thought about Greg too,
because this unknown Vincent Van Goh painting purchased by an
antiques collector in Minnesota at a garage sale. I've always
wanted to be this lucky basketball for less than fifty dollars.
They've done the valuation on itwhere which only they can do, right,
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like you have to take it to them, right. So
they bought it at a garage sale for less than
fifty bucks. It's valued at fifteen million dollars. Good god, Yeah,
that's so awesome. Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil
Portrait of a Fisherman was analyzed by a team of
experts who identified distinctive van go trace and traced it
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and the pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The
painting authentic official recognition depends on verification by the Vang
Museum in Amsterdam. What a return, Yeah that's pretty good.
That's everybody's dream. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
People spend their lives going to thrist stores looking for
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And see that's why you watch what is It? Pond
stars Anti Groath shows. I got this old thing from,
you know, my grandfather. I didn't know. Let's see what
it's worth. It's like an end table.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
And I love Whenever before they give the big number,
they go, what do you think it's with?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Right, I don't know, thirty bucks.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Thirty four?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, and you see stuff, you know that people were
trying to get rid of. You don't even care.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, I don't know. I found this in my grandma's attic.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I wonder, I think it's I wonder if I've
ever got I mean, my wife gets rid of stuff
all the time, and I'll get rid of stuff. I wonder,
like if we've ever thrown away something yeah that was
not worth fifteen million dollars but pricey. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
buy them. It's gay, I know, but these were like
the tin Man had like an actual tin man outfit.
The Cowardly Lion had like these. And what did I
do with them? I smashed them to pieces with their croque. Now,
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now that's not gay, that's that's gay. And then not yet,
way later in life that those actual I was saying
figurines there were really more like dolls. They were like
twelve twelve, Yeah, that were worth a fortune. I destroyed them.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anybody listening ever, like, just stumble upon a really valuable
piece of whatever you thought was crap, maybe garbage, something
that just ended up turned it up one day and
you some somehow found out that was worth something decent,
be awesome, hard collection.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Any sympathy for the seller of that van go the
guy at the garage sale.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Even have to sell it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, either it wasn't stolen from them. Seven forty four,
Woody Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm heavy breday, oh woo, Woody Woody. Sure, I'm supposed
to get my annual physical anyway, but then I'm also
supposed to get one so I can have my clearance
for the flying stuff that I'm doing. Right, Yeah, because
you got to go to like an FAA licenseer or
whatever doctor for one of these types of physicals. And
(09:34):
I'm never a person to put off going and getting
something checked out. I'm fine. Like you know, my mom
after she got six, she's like, hey, worst case scenario,
you've wasted your time and a copey, right, you know,
to go get something checked out if something's going on,
and for whatever reason, man, I am like man, I
don't want to go because what if I go and
he tells me that, oh, I'm sorry, well I can't.
(09:56):
I can't qualify you medically for whatever reason, like a
but I hear those things about like diabetes. My god,
I diabetic, dude, this is so crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Just last week, my buddy, he's been asking me a
lot about zeb bound, so I was giving him the rundown,
and then he goes, Okay, I'm gonna go do it.
So he meets with his doctors and he finds.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Out, Oh, I have full blown diabetes already and didn't
know and didn't had no idea. Yeah, no symptoms, no nothing.
You can't take zeb bound actually takes something else. Do
I think I'll be fine and I'll pass.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yes, and you know your blood.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
In the back of my mind, I I can't help
but think, like, man, I'm so into this and I'm
loving it so much, Like when's the shoe gonna drive
exactly right? When things are too good, that's when I
get nervous.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I get it right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
If things are going too well at work and too
well at home or whatever, that's I'm like, all right, well,
inevitably this is going to even out. They call it
a correction in the stock market. When's the correction happening?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But meanwhile, you want to get one of those full
body scans. That's why we do don't do that because
then you're going to find out something might be wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's fine, But I'm saying in any kind of other situation,
I don't avoid going to the doctor. Ever. It's just
because this other thing is so much fun and I'm
enjoying it so much. I don't want to get it
shot down right now.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
A health issue.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, but in order to move forward at a certain point,
I'm going to have to have that.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
But I don't think a bent winer is going to
keep you off the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, that's you know, that's not disqualified. That's not disqualifying
any the same massive I was I was looking into
do I take that one? Like, uh, what's the Well, No,
there's certain if you take Paxel, Paxel disqualifies you from flying.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Really, I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, it's certain it's certain medications, certain especially uh you know,
like depression meds, certain things like they won't let you
flyax you can't fly. But selects is fine. Yeah, it's easy,
Selects fine, But it's not for that. That was more
for like this subconscious anxiety that I was having. I
wouldn't have said I was depressed anxiety. But that's so,
(12:00):
I mean subconscious who knows? Who knows? Six and ten
people admit they ignore medical symptoms that don't feel serious,
So stuff like rashes or trouble sleeping, an upset tummy. Oh,
a lot of people just assume it. You know it'll pass,
or you just don't want to be that person who overreacts.
Look like a pussy right right now. Between men and women,
I thought this was interesting. It's the women who are
(12:21):
more likely to brush things off. Interesting, especially women over forty,
who will chalk it up to just getting older.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
I can see that, because doctors kind of blow you off,
like what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Change just happens. You're like, okay, I guess I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
See that's what my mom was saying. The worst case
scenario is that you've you've wasted some time in a cope.
Right if they tell you it's nothing, great good news.
That's usually nothing. Just keep an eye on it. Yeah,
it'll come back and you die. But not good. I mean,
since things like strokes and heart attacks, even depression look
very different in women than in men. Like we were
talking about how you get the uh, the numb arm
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or right, and apparently that's more for dudes. Like women
won't have that if they're having a heart attack, Like
their symptoms or you know, signs that you're having a
heart are somewhat different from men's. Wohild That'd be a
good question when Kevin Smith comes in, for sure, I've
always wondered about, because Greg was wondering what would you
call it? Does it hurt if you're having a heart attack?
(13:17):
Is it so obvious? And does it hurt? Movies thee Yeah,
I did see a video there's this guy. He was
just like a camera from inside the house and he
had one of those widow maker heart attacks and the
white he just kind of felt like off. But you
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see it, you see it happen and he just gets,
you know, on the couch and she ends up calling
for an ambulance and they got to him and just
because she was like no, no, no, I'm definitely calling somebody.
You don't see him, right, Yeah, saved his life.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
As this old timey video. I don't know if he
was a magician or some sort of stage performer he
I had on stage and people thought it was oh
the act. Yeah, just kind of slipped over, sat down
and then just boom.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So get it checked out. A lot of women don't
know common symptoms for their gender. Things like jaw pain, nausea,
shortness of breath could be a sign of something serious,
but it goes often unchecked. Sounds like daily life or
gets misdiagnosed pain and went in doubt. Don't wait, talk
to the real doctor, not just your friends, not Google.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Just go dear doctor AI.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Just just go get it checked out.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But there's got to be a line in the sand
because you can't go to the doctor every single time
he kind of hearts.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think I'll go to the doctor. It doesn't mean
you have to run there today. But if it becomes
a thing where it's more than you know, a week
or two, yeah, then go get a checked And if
it's really bothering you that much, they go get it
checked out.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
And it says I'm looking up to it says men
do not apparently experience that jaw pain and neck pain
or the extreme fatigue.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
That's just the.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Ladies, And I've never heard that before.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
So we really don't talk about the differences, So thank
you for saving your life.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Raw pain you're talking about, Yeah, that's TMJ And why
why is your jasso sore? What do you deal with
that mouth?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah? Eight seven So it says heart attacks can also
feel like heartburn. People take tombs instead of going to
the er. I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Fourteen indigestion.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, so I don't know what that feels like
heart heartburn?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Lucky?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Really yeah, damn? What's it like?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I have it? I don't feel it. Well, there's acid reflux,
acid reflexes. You never have it, like where it's like
a little belch and all of a sudden, that hot
lava comes up in the back of your throat. Do
you know what I'm talking about? No, you've never had
that either. With the way you eat the stuff you eat,
No really, he's I tell you, he no, you do
(15:43):
have a special system. You're very fortunate body. All kinds
of stuff, super hot, spicy stuff that would just send
other people to their grave. No cavities. You know how
goats can eat like tin cans and stuff like we
always said that menace that must have like the digestion
active like a goat.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, what does.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That make him? Like a sader? Is that what they're called?
Half man have goat?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't know. I thought the sator was a Jewish.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yeah, like what Greg just said.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Remember when you guys were convinced, Like when I went
to the dentist, I'm gonna have like all these cavities
and then my dentist is like, no, he has like
crazy strong.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, because he hadn't been in years, and he said
kiss me. Yeah, all right, do it all right? Eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a
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Check and check in with us. There, we'll take the break,
we'll come back more. What is your next? How old
are the Woody showed returns in a second? What insensitivity
(16:43):
Trading Tree, politically correct? World's Woody, Greg Gory Menace, I
got Gina Gred, we got Sea Man. Yeah, Sammy's here,
Morgan is here. It's like it's like taking your calls
forty four. You can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. So we had an idea
(17:06):
where we sent Morgan out on the streets to talk
to women. Oh and we've done first impressions on this
show before where we take pictures from people on the
show and ask people on the street, Hey, tell me
about this person, not knowing you're judging a book by
its cover, just looking at a at a picture of
one of us, tell me about this person. What do
they do? Same kind of idea on this one, but
it's just dudes from the Woody Show. So no, Sammy, o'morgan,
(17:29):
you know, no, Gina and Morgan's out there with a
picture of somebody on the show and then asking these
women is this guy effable? Would you do this guy?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Would and if so, why? If not? Why not?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
And and so you were out there. I saw that
you were in some brunch ladies.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, a gaggle of brunch lady's.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's that's the first group here. And I'm sure this
is the picture of Sea Bass that she brought out. Yees,
so photo this is from photo shoot? Did Yeah, that's
just blue jeans, black shirts. Yeah, standing normal, looking tired
and not wanting to be there. Okay, Well this is
the picture that she brought out. It's a standard photo
though it's not like a stream shot. But I think
(18:14):
it's a I think it's a good honestly, not not
being funny. I think it's a good representative of just
like an average everyday Look, you is effable because you're
not dulled up, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Nobody's dulled up. Nobody's really you know, we're not going
to a formal event or have a corsage. Ye, the
brunch lad how many? How many worths? Sounds like a bunch?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, there were a lot. It was pretty chaotic. Let's see,
probably like seven seven.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
All right, So here's what the brunch ladies had to
say with Sea Bass.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Is he.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
No, I'm sorry, you need to work on yourself a
little more.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
He's not well. I feel like he's like he's too big,
but I did like I don't know his bill.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You don't like his build, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
He has nice eyes.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
They both have nice eyes, though, And I feel like
is probably small and I will be right.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
His next is he hold on? Hold on? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Details here?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
First off, how fat with that check? You could hear
it like either she has braces or hold ontack at all?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
She was really short small.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, but even even if she was, okay, I know
where Sea Bass is going with this. So even if
someone like that wouldn't do it, Sea Bass, I mean,
you're not making any sense if that's what your argument is.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Oh my, My argument is she sounds like a mongoloid.
But the the and that I don't know how women like,
how do you, honest question, how do you determine a
guys d side just by looking at him? Assuming you know,
you're assuming you don't see a ball, he's not in
the speedo, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Greg, you can yeah, exactly, there's no way to first impression.
It's just a first right, Exactly if.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
She looked like a mongoloids, wouldn't she look at you
and go, oh my gosh, yes.
Speaker 14 (20:03):
He's Here's the thing with myoloids? Is the the internet
medicine seen this in some of these videos. Is they
get they they have a defense mechanism is by shooting
everybody else down, they protect their mongoloids.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yeah, but what do you say about her calling you
like big boned big?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah? Is he big?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, excellent, excellent company. That's a good one.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
What do you want to say, like, yeah, dog yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean, how are you feeling about it these days?
I mean, do you think that you've you've chubbed up,
or like, are you trying to lose weight? Like? What
what sliving phase? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
What's that in my slimming phase?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yes, my cop okay, yeah, because we had heard for
a while it was a balking phase. Yeah, okay, the
cut back to the brunch ladies.
Speaker 15 (20:53):
No, I like no because he's big.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
But like, to me, it looks like could this serial killer.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
Now with him?
Speaker 12 (21:04):
No, take me on a shopping spree.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Does he look rich he could be. No, he looks
like he calls himself like.
Speaker 12 (21:11):
A nice guy and he plays victim whenever you're mad. Like,
all these girls don't like me because I'm too nice
to them.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
I've never been accused of being the friends they're with
and left and right over.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Here, I guess the male size on these ladies by
the way, by.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Her action, Yeah, these are trashy people. Oh my god,
she can talk about she could talk about my supposed
penis size.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
But she was as she was asked about that. She
was asked about, you know, is this person you're getting
very defensively he had nice eyes. Yeah, to be fair,
she brought up penis. Thank you, Corregt. No, she wasn't
asked about, Hey, what do you think of this pen?
(22:00):
But I'm saying if you're asking somebody like is this
guy effable? Why?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Why?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Why? Or why not? I mean that would be a
huge factor. Yeah, yeah, look at somebody.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Don't pretend like she like she didn't bring if she
of course she brought up. But I'm saying it's fair
in the context of what she's being.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, my response is fair as well. And she you know,
like if you.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Can go around and you could say that you could
tell just by looking at somebody if they have an
st if they're dirty or not, which what's what's the desk?
Which is when I just did to these ladies and
you guys got all up in arms.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
He looks like somebody's uncle.
Speaker 13 (22:33):
He needs some facial hair and to drop like forty
pounds and build some.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Like you know, he looks like he looks like Elon Muss.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Do you believe he drives a cyber truck?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh yeah, I believe that worse. That makes it even worse.
That makes it worse. That's what you care about.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Girls sound like trash. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, let me ask.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You can hear in their voices.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So, Sea Bass, have you ever grown facial hair? Can
you grow facial hair? Are you one of those guys
that just can't?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I wouldn't do it, It wouldn't. It doesn't come out yet. First,
yes I have, but to it doesn't come in. It's
kind of like Menaces, but lighter like brown and blonde,
so it's a patchy so it fills in even less
than Menaces, the same same basic style and coverage as Menace,
but it's not black. I can't grow it on my cheeks.
It doesn't really right. I imagine Menace, but with like
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like a burgundy or chestnut. And but my mustache is
all blonde and blonde hair. Blonde facial hair doesn't work
for almost anybody, even like Cooper. I guess Cooper Cups
the only guy right now who does it and he
needs to. Or Jake Paul, I guess at that giant
blondish beard, a lot of hair to cover.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, guy, fiery if you're white? All right? So Morgan's
out there? And then who's this other girl? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
This is just a single woman in her thirties.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, and the same brunch spot, same question. Looking at
a picture of Sea Bass, asking is he effable?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Is he feeble?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
Oh my god, this guy looks like a serial killer.
Oh my god, he looks like he has no because
if he's on top, he's definitely gonna have an excellent
outbreak on you. He's going to drip Dan dripped on you.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
I don't like the red blotches on his skin. He
looks like a cereal. He's definitely going to have you
dressing up in some kind of outfit trying to get
off on it, and then I don't know, and then
he's gonna have the nerves of ghost you after. Yeah,
she's that guy now.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
So there's nothing to change about his appearance that would
make him feeble.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
He can grow a beard.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Maybe she read that.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Wow, well yeah, this is not it's not a good
high happy smiling picture.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
So well, put her in an outfit and then ghost
her later. That's possible.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Yeah, sure, never big dresser.
Speaker 15 (24:56):
And maybe some you know, some newbie fresh girl out
here might be swayed by him. But he cannot give
me in bed. Absolutely not. I don't look at those fingers.
Those fingers are going to destroy your vagina. Yeah, infection,
you're going to be on diflucan after you're going to
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east infection.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
That my yeah, yeah, My first comment stands the fact
that she's intimately familiar with the yeast infection medications. What
you think that's the way hilario?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Isn't every woman?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I think everyone would be a Gina. Weren't you just
going around the hallways last week talking about how you
had like a ut? I?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, because if you get if you if you're on antibiotics,
chances are you're gonna one of those is going to
follow just because it kills everything. So that's that's pretty normal.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
You know, what's the product that she's talking about, lucan baby,
that's yeah, the doctor has to prescribe it because it's
very common after antibiotics or utes.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
All that stuff comes is just.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
A pill or like a cream, like something to shove
up there. It's okay, rub it on or what right?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
My hands do not look Do my hands look dirty
in that photo?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
But I think she's making a lot of assumptions based
on your like complexion. You're like fair complexion. She said
you had ezema and you're gonna get.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Up, which I don't have. You're gonna flake on her
and blotchy again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's all right, well, uh sea mass not effable to
the brunchy crowd that Morgan talk to you. But the
question is what do they think about Greg Gory? Now
here's the picture of Greg Gory again from the same
photo shoot that we had at the radio station. Uh,
what will these people, these women, same women by the way,
right Morgan, what will they say when it comes to
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Greg Gory? Is he affable? Fingers crossed?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
We will find out next year on the Woody Show House.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Back to the Woody Show and we have Morgan out
there this time with the picture of Greg Gory. I'm nervous. Yeah,
and what and what did you say? Gin know you
said this the picture looks very boyish.
Speaker 14 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
He has like an open sort of boyish charm, big smile.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Way happier than I us.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, completely the opposite. And when it comes
to mood.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah. So anyway, same groups. We had the brunch ladies
and then we had the other woman.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
The classy brunch ladies.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, did sound like it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
And and so by the way, guys I did talk
to like, you know, eights and aboves, but they're boring
like the Hawk girls. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
They don't give me are nice.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They're not as funny as trashy people.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Okay, so it's very Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So when you asked the eights and aboves like so
just without having like the the audio of like, there
wasn't much other than yes or no. I'm assuming, but yeah,
what was it? Was it yes or no? On sea bass?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It was no on Sea bass and no on Greg
as well.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Oh wow, so.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Really even the eights and above.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, well, I'm telling you there needs to be This
would be a good for an overall survey, like, oh,
just take a picture of like our mathematical five and
go up to other mathematical fives. Guys, yes, answered will
be fifty times the women's yes answer. That's just biology true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, let's see what the brunch ladies thinking about this
picture of Greggry. Is he effable?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
He looks too much like a dad. They look they
look like they're all girls. Soon he could dress a
little better. He looks, he looks he's all right.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Maybe if I was drunk like five shots in, yeah,
were you?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
That is not my type?
Speaker 17 (28:32):
He's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That is just not it. But he got pretty eyes.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
He got pretty eyes.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
We've been saying that forever. Did she just say I
would not f that N word?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yes, that was.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Before, but that's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
And also, were you in the Bronx what would these
accents come from.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
This was a very diverse group.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And yeah, Seabath stills taking shots of these girls who
don't have the diversity.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
And this is exactly Morgan's right. These are the girls
you do talk to because they're trashy idiots.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
If they said that they would have had sex with them,
he would have had a whole different tune.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No, no, no, I would have said, I would say
I could tell them their voice.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
They have STDs. When she said I'm not dressed, well,
I mean this is for radio.
Speaker 18 (29:22):
This is a tuxedo, very very you know, basic, exactly
what he's supposed to be wearing, black button ups, you know,
long sleeve shirt with with like a stone color.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Again, that girl has ft a guy in sweatpants that
they think they're trying to imply that Greg is old.
The way he's the way he's dressed.
Speaker 13 (29:46):
He just you're probably not in their age, right, They
didn't say anything bad about him, just he's not there
tight and nobody doesn't want to.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Zaddy As a learning experience for me, how can I
find a button up shirt that looks quote young?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, that's I mean, you're wearing the blenty of them.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Like, how would you have a black button up shirt?
Speaker 12 (30:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Literally younger than that one that.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm a normal cotton button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
More with the brunch ladies. And do they find Greg
effa bowl?
Speaker 12 (30:10):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Pretty is he?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
He looks like those construction workers who like, call you
on the side of the street.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
Follow you home.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
He looks like the husband in a horror documentary that
kills the whole family.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Like Christ, yeah, no, wow, okay, Greg, you look nothing
like a construction worker. I was very flattered by that
because because he's got tight cropped hair, his goatee is
well manicured. He's wearing a nice shirt that is not Greg,
that is not fat, Like, can't calling construction work? And
stay with me on this.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I kind of get the he'll kill his whole family
in a documentary, you know, because if you watch enough
like I do, it's always the one you don't suspect
and you look so nice and so normal that you
have to be the killer.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, Like he might kill the family to get away
from his wife so he can go live his true life.
A game murders the only option.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Murder is the only way out of that closet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Also, women seem to take things to murder real quick,
especially with men like that, because it looks like a murderer.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
That's like, yes, first of all, it is something we
sometimes have to worry about.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
It's investigations really though.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh okay, yeah, well I mean look, that's why women
would take their chances with a bear.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they watched Chicago.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, they watch all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
And you're a publish crime docs. A man expresses interest
in a woman, he's a creepy murderer. Yeah, yeah, nights
and they've been brainwashed. Yeah, I was just I was
just telling Menace about that video. I think I mentioned
to you guys, but where these guys were getting yelled
at by this younger woman she's probably like in her
twenties and uh, and she's screaming like you creato, why
(31:53):
you're following me and bob trying to get my attention.
I'm not interested in and blah blah blah blah, and
they're like, yo, look at your car. She had driven
off with the fuel the fuel hose, and she's like
and she.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Goes back to the car and she takes it out
of the gas tank and she throws the whole thing
in the backs. You guys are creepy. You guys are creepy.
But you following me. And there's like, like, yo, just
shut up for one second, look at your car.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
It happens you have the wrong perspective of the world.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Right all right, Here is another clip. This is the
other woman and Morgan's got the picture of Greg. By
the way, Greg, you do look stunning. Don't let it
get to you the way. That's the way. It's clearly
gotten the.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Can we now reassess their earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No construction worker I'm yeah, so flat well construction worker
for like the village people. Maybe all right, here take
that is Greg effa bol.
Speaker 15 (32:55):
This is going to take a little bit of effort.
He looks like, Okay, this guy looks like his credit
score is seven fifty for I mean, I mean the
costco pants, the shirt, I mean, maybe maybe if I
wanted him to pay for like shoes and dinner, and
(33:18):
paying for more than dinner. Actually, his thighs are skinny. Oh,
but you know what they say, a skinny man can
lay it down.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
So well, yeah, that is an old saying. Is not
the phrase my grandma used to say that. I've not
heard that. But this goes back to what Gina's been saying,
because her husband's like super skinny's thin.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Got Yeah, and there's there's some do that and can
he lay it down? You can lay it.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Down because skinny guys don't get gassed out. Yeah, this
lady sounds like she's church built for church.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Have you heard that before?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I built for church.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
No, a skinny guy can lay it down. I've never
heard that that phrase before either.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I guess I've heard it. I don't agree with it,
but yeah, it's about preference.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, not skinny guy can lay it down. Greg, that's good.
That's that bodes well.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But you know what they say, a skinny man can
lay it down. You know, maybe actually I could be convinced.
I could be convinced.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh she's coming around. Greg.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Would you like to make a form of rebuttal to
the costco pants accusation?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah? How dare you? I believe these are Marshall's pants.
Although isn't that a bad thing because we were just
talking about how that Kirkland thing is huge. Costco is
cool right now, the Costco brand stuff, all the Kirkland,
the Kirkland sweatshirts and.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Teens and twenties, not amongst this lady's age, maybe and.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Maybe a lot among the brunch ladies would have been cooler.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, have the logo on it, right, a lot of Yeah,
they thrown a lot of shade on your outfit, right,
I think it's.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
A very normal Just don't get it. I mean, I
don't care, but I don't understand how a button up
shirt could be any different.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, sixty six says in my experienced, skinny guys have
huge d's. Yeah, is that portion? I was going to say,
is that like an illusion? Like it because fat rolls
maybe hid it. Well, it's like the idea with pubes,
like if you cut the pubes down, the mailbox looks bigger. Right.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
They mean you've heard that. It's one of the things
that you've heard. It definitely helped, right.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So if the rest of you is like very small,
skinny whatever, and then you just have like even an
average penis is going to look better on the skinny
guy that it is on, you know, someone like me.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
I think of like the classic and berry Wood, the
guy who sits, he is sitting on the bed with
his Oh yeah, and that guy's enormous, huge black guy.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Why would why wouldn't you groom? Anyway? No matter what
you're rocking.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
It takes thirty seconds and it only helps five four says.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
This just proves the whole construction scenario these women used
never really happens to them. It's not a bunch of
construction workers cat calling women on the street.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Yeah, that's a trope that I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That seems like so eighties. How often are you walking
by constructions?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
But just to take the compliment, ladies, exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Exactly Morgan like some guys that I'm you know the
Woody Show yesterday. Guess what happened to me? Guys kinda,
I was in this conversation with this guy. We're in
(36:25):
Dallas and they had a bunch of clients and everybody
from the radio station in here. And uh, they brought
a bunch of people. They had a band that came in,
huge food. Seen the food spread the food like this
radio station you know what you show headquarters, the most
they'll do is bring on like I don't know, like
a couple of pizzas or something. Every yeah, yeah, exactly,
(36:46):
this in medic going to send you a picture of
the spread right now. They had different kinds of shaddow,
like one that had like, like I said, like flaming
on top of it. They had.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
They had these little like miniature crab cakes that had
like giant lumps of crab in them, and different and.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
All that coconut shrimp, that biggest meat balls, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All kinds of they had. They oh, Canole's, which I
hadn't had a Canolian lot. They had little mini cheesecakes.
It was. It was anyway. So I'm in a conversation
with I'm in a conversation with this total queen Greg right,
and he's like, yeah, I hear you can I just
tell you you have beautiful eyes. Has anybody ever told
(37:29):
you that you have beautiful blue eyes? No, nobody's ever
said anything about my looks being anything good.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Did he comments on your blimp lips?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No he didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
He was tryingly staring at him. Your lips are delicious.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So I hope you're I hope you're offended when somebody
finds you attracted, like.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
You say, ill, gross, I'm gonna call hr.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
I did put my hand like over my chest and
then my other hand on top of that.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Had I one, Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Like the hug where you just touch your hands on
the shoulders, Yeah, no, where I turned my palms outwards
and I reach out to hug him. I turned my
palms to the outside and then put my arms riding up.
It was so good to speak to you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, hey, you've got that kapla. But now he's gonna
follow you home and kill you. Yeah right, so.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, Oh dude, look at the food that I texted.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Have you ever seen that? Yeah, this is a work meeting.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Is that a piece of salmon with the lemon? Yes,
it's like a thousand feet long.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You guys, my house were Super Bowl. We were at
ninety seven, won the Eagle. You're at a state dinner.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah, that looks insane.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Swings for the food, Yeah, they had food on swings. Wow,
it ruled all right at.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
A bar full bar.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Kay the show.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training,
Free Play Correct World. Thank you so much for being here.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. We got Menace. There's Gina Grant,
Sea Bask, good morning to you. Sammy is here. We
got Mortgane. She's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two two
(39:16):
nine eight seven. Got a brand new red neck news.
Sea Bass has a story for m I the a
hall so you can place your bets, guys. Yeah, all right,
and before we get to the red neck news. I
didn't realize this, but Virginia's state flag has a bear
booby on it. What oh hot statue. I didn't realize that,
(39:40):
but some parents in Texas did, and they say it
should be censored for the children. The school district near Houston,
they yanked a lesson about Virginia from their online platform
for their third through fifth graders because the state flag
shows a Roman goddess with a partially exposed boob. I mean,
this is this is what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
How long been that? And now we.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Notice school officials say it violates there're no nudity policy
for elementary library material. The flag features the goddess vertus
standing over a defeated tyrant. Yeah, boob out sword up.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
Schools like nah, don't like women power women probably weird too,
but yes, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Actually I even looked it up. It's in English speaking
countries that that's the Latin right pronunciation of it.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
As a Latin speaker, that's what I pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But in the in all English speaking countries, if you're
not speaking Latin, that is the acceptable pronunciation. This is America. Yeah,
trust me, I saw the name and had to look
up the pronunciation.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
You didn't ask your kids. There's your kids are learning that.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I could have. I could have, but yeah, it's it's
a it's a chick with her boob out.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's a drawing of a chick with her boom though. Yeah,
like a really bad animated drawing of a chick with
a That's what I want you to do. I want
you to take a sharpie or a black marker and
just draw a circle and put a dot in the middle.
But that's what you're looking at on this, I mean
it's that detailed.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Guys, Everybody freak out.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (41:05):
It's like a B cup?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's a nice sea.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
Yes, it's very trying to think could I could I
ever in my life have whacked it.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
To that as a kid, you would have tried no
desperate moment, I can say, perky. If you have any
am I the a hole questions for you, We'll be
happy to hear you out as well. Uh Sea Basket
going to share his story. We've got a brand new
redneck news here. First, So what do you show if
your sister's college fund involves two for one.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Table dances and you're her Vegas kntrememeaters.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Read Nick news Man, Today's redneck News. This is from Hanover, Pennsylvania,
where you got this forty seven year old broad name,
Crystal Goss. Crystal is a classic textbook white trash name.
By the way, is it not Crystal one? Crystal? I mean,
(41:57):
I'm sure when they tried to come up with name,
I mean Crystal met right. Yes, it kind of looks
like crystals. But also the people who use this stuff,
a lot of them will be named Crystal perfect. Anyway,
she goes into a store, and in this particular store,
they have a refrigerated room with a big sign over.
You've probably seen one of these places. It says beer
Cave Love. Yeah, And so that's where you would go
in you would pick up some cold beer. Crystal walked in,
(42:20):
she pushed a case of the beer out of the way.
She pulled her pants down and took a dump one
of the shelves, and when she was done, she pulled
up her drawers. She walked out back to her SUV
and then she just left. Now, I know what you're wondering.
Does this place have bathrooms? Yes, they do. In fact,
they're right next to the beer cave. So making a statement,
(42:41):
the entire front wall of the beer cave is glass,
so she didn't have much privacy in there. Greg. There's
also a camera inside the fridge, and so it was
all caught on video. Police didn't mention the motive, but
Crystal was charged with open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorder, the
conduct and created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
That's correct.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Oh, and the report mentions what Crystal does for a
living or what she used to do for a living.
I'm guessing they're going to fire her after there's any guesses.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
Hair stylist, quality control, Yeah, hairstylists quality control, cashier cashier.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Walmart research chemist, research chemist works at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Nope, she is or was the director of food and
nutrition for the local school district.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Man, They're gonna have to get the sloppy Joe's elsewhere. Yeah,
that's from a Hanover, Pennsylvania, forty seven year old Crystal
Goss who stopped by the store, pulled her pants down
and pooped in their beer cave.
Speaker 19 (43:40):
And that is today's raid. I think the ultimate white
trash name for a woman is Brittany.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Brittany. Yeah, that's brilliant. What about the Tiffany?
Speaker 8 (43:53):
I think Tiffany, I see your Brittany, and I raise
you a misty mister Candy Candy.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Yes, yeah, she's a street horror, a street whore names
because you can always put like Tiffany or Alexis in there.
But that's what about Mercedes's stripper? That's a stripper, Merced
he's anumber classic, it's always stripper.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
All right, I'm asking chat GPT the ultimate white trash.
Oh here's the response, said white trash names for women.
It responds with, all right, you want some down home
chain smoke and mountain dew, sipping court dates, skipping numb.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Number one on the list. Crystal, Yeah, Destiny Sure, Amber, Yeah,
Brittany is number four, Candy, Tiffany, Misty, Brandy, Shanna, Tanya,
Oh sure, Tanya is a white trash name. Okay, how
(44:57):
about this Eli, Starla, Crystal, Chastity, Summer, Dakota Dakota, Rock Sand, Cheyenne, Trina,
and Joe Leane.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Oh yeah, she is a whore.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
So I asked rock which is supposed to be the
fun cool? AI give me a list top ten white
trash fee Milliames, I'm not going to do that. The
term white trash is to.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Rock it TOI chat GBT is all about it on
the list. Yeah, all right, So we're gonna take a break,
then we'll come back. C Bass has a story, something
that just happened. He wants to know is he the
a whole? Maybe more than one story? Maybe more than
one story. And we've already got some people in the
text sending theirs in. If you're wondering whatever you did
(45:39):
or said, whatever situation is, are you the a whole?
We're more than willing to give you an unbiased opinion and.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
We'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, we'll let you know if you're a jerk. I
have a question for you, guys, too, would I be
the a hole a future test like, you haven't done
it yet. I haven't done it, So you haven't done
it yet. You're you're contemplating anything to do with the
garbage situation. No, okay, but a different neighbor all right,
that is another neighbor beat gotta be not yet another
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neighbor situation? What's already you want?
Speaker 12 (46:13):
Burner media, rare burger media, rare.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Bitch is so needy because I'm Russian Asian act He's
the best thing being Asian. Honestly, the white love back
he Uh. People on the on the text saying they
don't even have to hear the story. They're willing to
bet that Sea Bass was the eighth Yeah, well that's
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not impartial. Yeah, that's such a good based on experienced
Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
The segments over then think got me.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, maybe we'll see he's got a story. You were
asking us, So it's gotta be Uh, it's gonna be
in the gray area.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
I felt sort of bad about it, that's why.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well, emotion, that's maybe a bit myches hot size. How
does that go?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
That day?
Speaker 6 (47:04):
Let's say that I felt like I should feel baby
bad about this. Now, guys, there's a bag of bagels
over there. Came from one of the food delivery services.
I shan't say which one, but I did the.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Same thing recently. Hold on before you go any further.
I don't know where this is going to go. Are
you the a hole? And you brought these menace already?
Ate one? So I did too. I don't know what
happened to these bands. I know I did not. I
just to go off. I okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Well, the last time I got a delivery, the driver
I get the little thing like, oh so I showed
the map, but it's very convenient, so I can go
walk downstairs, pick it up right when it's arriving, so
on and so forth, and it's you know, Alexandria is
coming with your delivery. She'll be there in one minute.
There she is a little picture of her walk downstairs,
drives up, and who pops out of that car not
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Alexandria whatsoever. And some guy with like a mustache. And
I looked in the car. Because sometimes people will drive
with a partner, yeah, which which is actually quite smart
if you can afford it. Because office buildings, apartments very
hard to park. A lot of times. I will I
even like it when they have like a teenager with them, Like,
I'll take that. That's cool. It's kind of like going
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to work with your parents. That's nothing wrong there, right, Well,
I looked around it. There's nobody else in that car.
It's not Alexandria. Now, the food came properly, it came promptly.
This man was not well, not impolite. Thing was perfect. However,
you bet your ass he got reported.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
Oh yeah, you know what happened to Alexandria beca It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
This is a fresh account. This like this account because
it tells you like they're rating like eight thousand something
proper delivery. So I've heard that they rent out their accounts, right,
that's very common, like especially not to This is not
to get into the politics of it. But let's say
you either you can't get a job, or you can't
you don't qualify for some reason to work for one
of the companies. Let's just say your background check doesn't fly. Yeah,
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whatever the reason is, you someone else will loan you
their account. Oh damn, and do you pay them a cut?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Obviously you can ask you a question yes, as I'm
trying to figure out how much of the a hole
you are here to what degree? So your food got there,
was correct, everything was on time, and he was polite. Yeah,
the but clearly personating it was it was there, it
was correct, on time, and he was polite. What so,
what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I'm surprised he didn't make a joke like thank you, Alexandria.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Well, the problem is that how you see this lot
too now is how often do we see oh, fake
door Dash or fake Amazon or fake Uber shows up
and steal stuff. So this opens the door for that,
because what's the you know, if you are a let's
say whatever, any kind of delivery driver, Well, you don't
want to steal something you just dropped off because your
your identity is all over the place, right, Well, if
you're using someone else's account, no it's not.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
I think I agree with you.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
And from what I hear I certain apps, not this
one obviously, but like they'll make you do a face scan,
like if you're driving Uber before you even start your shift,
because it's become such a problem people taking over accounts.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Well, what if this was Alexandria's husband or something. Okay,
that's and they kind of share the job.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
Then why can't she get her own account?
Speaker 4 (50:13):
They should both be in the picture.
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Well, why why couldn't you get your own account? Though?
That's that's so weird. It's not a hard thing to
do because, like you pointed out, he probably didn't qualify
for whatever pass muster. Maybe I don't want some sexual
predator delivery.
Speaker 5 (50:31):
I agree with that.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Shocking.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean everyone, you couldn't just send someone
to go to work for you anywhere else, and everyone
goes through a background track for a job. There are
reasons for that, and that's clearly not the job.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
If I'm the if I'm the manager of the whatever
it is, door Dash or whatever company company, yeah, I
really don't know what he use. Yeah, but if I'm
the manager, I work for that company, well the thing, Yeah,
then I do. I do care. If I'm just the
customer and I'm ordering this case bagels and they show
up and they're on time and they're untampered, and I'll
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be out of the other thing. I never look at
I never look at the name of the person who's
delivering like a door Dash order. I look at the
photos attention. So I'm saying that you are the a hole.
I'm saying yes. Sammy says no.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I say no.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
On the text over to two to nine eighty seven,
is Sea Bass the a hole? Yes or no? Technically
I understand yes, they are not following the rules. That's
not the way it's spot. I'm just wondering, as a customer,
why you.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
Care, because I don't want to open the door for fraud, abuse, theft,
et cetera.
Speaker 8 (51:38):
Well and also being a feminist, you don't want it
to freak out a woman who is expecting a woman
to deliver.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
Yeah, thank you. I didn't want to stand on that myself.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Somebody else on the.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Text says, you know what if this what if this
person was transitioning?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Well, that's the thing. It wasn't even closed, like the
race was off it.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
It wasn't just the beard and the name. I mean,
do you do you look for things to call on
to report? Like do you get a boner over that?
Like is that something that brings you kind of like
an excitement.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
When you're a hammer? Is everything a nail?
Speaker 6 (52:09):
That's a good question. And it's not the act of it,
like do you enjoy it? It's the act of justicing
is what when I get off on car arcs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Like that has nothing to do with you. It's justice.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
For example, you would always take towels from the gym downstairs.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
You're not supposed to do that. And I'm sure there's
a policy. These towels are not take the premises.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
Let's get returned. There's no policy saying that.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
I'm sure there is to be fair if somebody else
did it. Let's use a better example. Let's use a
better example. Leaving the car in the garage here at
the radio station.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
That's a worse example.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
That's not because there was a rule. We all know
about the rule that you're supposed to tell the and
there's also a rule if you're trying to leave it there,
you have to correct.
Speaker 6 (52:46):
You when you left your car for five days, a
week or two ago, do you do follow the rule?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Hell's point, it's victim is client. This is a victim
victims crime.
Speaker 6 (52:57):
I don't think, well, okay, you're right, I was not
personally victim eyes. But again, we see in the news
all the time about fake so and so drivers, and
let's say, let's say this is a guy who doesn't
have UH for whatever reason, he's not supposed to be
on that app and he screws up and he gets
into a car wreck. You think he's gonna stick around
and they're gonna say, wait, you're That's a lot of
happens every day.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Okay, Again, if it's not, if you're right, if it's
not in your favor, then it's.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
Absolutely And I'm sticking up for the company who.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
That he was so angry about that garage situation, as
if he was the victim here. Now do you get
away with it as long as you get away with
it like men as he got away with As long
as he gets away with it.
Speaker 6 (53:36):
There's nothing to get.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
But when you do get because it's against the rule.
But when you do get called out on it, like
when the sea bass of the garage downstairs calls to
go this random cyber you don't know that. I okay.
So whatever they found out about it, and then they
call you on it, you gotta go, ah, well you
know it was good. While losses no, no, no, he
doesn't say that. He continues to go on and complain
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about it.
Speaker 6 (53:58):
I'm not saying I'm the Rosa Parks to parking garage.
When you see it unjust in any stand up.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
To you can say that's a stupid rule, and somebody
who I don't know doesn't wipe down their gym equipment
can say, well that's a stupid rule.
Speaker 6 (54:12):
That's a posted rule, Greg, and it's not a stupid rule. Okay,
so they don't have to sign not sea Bess said me.
Through careful analysis of the see this is the SAMI argument,
is it? Well, you just feel that way.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
No.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
I carefully analyze the situation and described in detail why
the rules dumb.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
If you can apply to you.
Speaker 11 (54:28):
No.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
No, if if Menas left his car here for five days,
I would never notice number one because it's a dumb
rule to observe because we have so much extra space.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
It's a dumb rule. But you're also negating your philosophy.
Speaker 6 (54:40):
I'm not getting.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
I think it's a.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
Dumb My philosophy isn't stand by the rules. My philosophy
is what's right A couple couple.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Of a couple of things. On the On the text
here one says has Seabas has gone to a therapist?
I think tattling has got to be a mental illness,
Like just for the sheer amount that you do it
I got another one and then the other one. What
if it was guy who was supposed to deliver your
food but it turned out it was a woman who
showed up. Would you have complained about the woman showing
up and it wasn't the guy. I would be much
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less likely to depending on how hot she was right
eats or above your Ward's not mine, I who delivered
drivers never hot number one, but number two. Much to
Gina's point, as a feminist, I would be less likely
because dangerous.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
Because guess who's less more less likely to commit crimes? Truman,
thank you, and I just see Bass the hell out
of this response to a Texter Oh Sweet, who said,
as usual a Sea Bass apologist, in this case, you
are the ahole. Men's just trying to make an honest buck,
I said, not honest. If he's using someone else's.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Idea, he's specifically making a dishonest So I'm with Woody.
I wouldn't not I would not complain, But I am
not against you complaining Sea Bass if that's something that
you feel that you needed.
Speaker 6 (55:49):
To do, because again I don't want that in the system.
I don't want people because that leads to problems. I'm
not knocking you for it?
Speaker 3 (55:55):
All right, Greg, do we ever get an I think
this driver more than likely, and this is what Sammy thinks.
So I'll go ahead and agree with Sammy. He probably
murdered the iron her.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
Murder I think is the A hole. Yes, it's situational.
You don't know what this guy's going through and was
fine just.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Just for fun. I I don't even think it would
matter what the story was. Bored, What do you think?
I always think best there's the answer. I'm looking for it,
all right, yes or no? On the text over to
two to ninety seven. Then other people are texting in
with their am I the a whole questions. We'll have
that right after the break. Hang on the Woody Show,
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the show. Looking at the text? Here is Sea Bass
the A hole? I mean there's arguments on both sides.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I will say that the one crew that is specifically
on one side are people who claim to be delivery
drivers themselves. They say no, they say they are on
my side completely because it screws them when you got
fakers diluting the labor pool.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Okay, again, I don't disagree with Sea Bass at all. Personally,
I would not report it, but and.
Speaker 6 (57:13):
I'll say to say, why I even brought this up
as a question is because I saw the side of well,
because it's not like they're faking, you know, being whatever,
the CEO of a company. They're not faking a high
paying job, so the will maybe they're just trying to
earn it, not an honest buck. But again, it opens
the door to all these stories we see about fraud,
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fake robberies, et cetera. And it does screw the system.
And again, these these apps have verification.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
Therefore a reason I really just hope Alexandria wasn't in
the trunk of that car.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Oh you know, yeah, well, if you're just tuning in
Sea Bass was asking am I the A hole? Question?
Because he reported the driver who brought his food because
it said it was supposed to be this woman, and
it was this dude who showed up, But he was
very nicey, had the complete order, Everything was fine in
the food.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
There was no other person in that car.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I do approve she was sleeping in the back. Similar
for some other am I the A hole? Questions? Here?
This is from the eight one eight? Am I the
A hole? For not letting my boyfriend go to his
female best friend's wedding they used to hook up. I
don't care if it was a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Oh you're the a hole, Yes you are, I think.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
I mean, you see a child you can control if
he goes to.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
A wedding or and you think he's going to hook
up at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Okay, So here's here, here's the thing on this, and
this is definitely you know, people have an opinion one
way or the other. I think it's more of a
gray area because everybody's not rules, but what they're okay
with and what they're not okay with different for each relationship. Yeah,
if one person, if you wouldn't do or say something
in front of that person, then you probably shouldn't do it.
They say, is it cheating if X, y Z, Well,
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if you wouldn't do it or say it in front
of that person, you know, then it's probably not okay
for your relationship. Maybe you should be with somebody.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Who is right fine with that.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
Okay with that such a big deal to you. I
can understand why she wouldn't want that. I get that,
But to not allow.
Speaker 5 (59:06):
To tell someone they can't do something, that's a problem.
You're in a bad relationship.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
I think if you're in a marriage, but if it's
just a boyfriend situation, I still don't want to call
her the A hole. But I think I get it,
all right, what do you say, Greg, Yes, she's the
acts the home all right? This one from forbidden him
from going the the four one two put an air
tag in my mom's purse because I knew she wasn't
just running errand she was the damn casino that. Yeah,
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maybe he's trying to help her, just got a problem.
Speaker 7 (59:36):
I mean, if she has an issue, then I don't
think he's an a whole. But he's just trying to
keep random tabs on his mom, that's weird. He's breaking
the law too well.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
I mean again, I think it's a I think it's
a situation where he's clearly trying to help her. Yeah,
I like it, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Sometimes you got to do some of your your own
detective work.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Is let's say it was an alcoholic family member, right,
I want to know if they were really running errands
or are they going to the bar.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
Because this is the stuff I always wanted to do.
So I like that somebody went there with it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
But then after you know, what can you do about it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You can confront her. Okay. So if they have I know,
with an iPhone, if you have an air tag on
you that is not yours, it'll tell you that you
are in possession of somebody else's item or whatever does it.
It doesn't do that with the ad Like iff the
mom has an android, they put an air tag in there,
it would they wouldn't alert her, right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
I wouldn't. Right, you'd have to do it would still
pick up you know whatever they call it, tile or
whatever they use on androids. Yeah, it would still you'd
still pick up the location because there'd be other androids
around to tell you where that location is. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Okay, but it wouldn't give you that warning on the
on the screen like the iPhone.
Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
So thanks for the workaround.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Also, and also this guy's especially not the a hole
because something tells me if she's spending all her money gambling,
then he's having to finance her life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Oh maybe, And I don't know how old this person is.
We can text them back, am I the a hole?
This is from me two one four for bringing my
own food to my friend's dinner party. She's one of
those experimental chefs and I wasn't about to go home hungry.
Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
I've done it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's just the way. It depends on how you do it.
But then you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Then you look rude not eating a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
You say you're a little yeah, you know, not that hungryperware.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I guess you can also look rude if you're bringing
your own food.
Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
You could.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Yeah, okay, Am I an a whole? I brought this
up before, but we never discussed if I was an
ahole or not. But I've been to weddings where it
is open bar, which I appreciate, but they only have
one bartender and the line is super long. So I
door dashed my own alcohol to the weddings and then
I like, I hit it by the DJ booth.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Am I an a, that's problem solving.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
There's no no, It's not like you stole there.
Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
You shared it with other people. But maybe the bartender
got less tips.
Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
And you're saving more alcohol for them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Oh here's someone after your own heart. Sea baths. So
another narking situation, this one from the five oh five.
I says this is more petty than anything, But I
call all the cops on my brother's emotional support ferret
after it crapped in my shoes. Am I the a hole?
Speaker 12 (01:02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
I mean, first off, there's no such thing as emotional support.
Anything that's that's not a term that has any illegal weight.
It's my emotional support crocodile. I think it does suck
to call the cops because then also it's just dumb
because you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Call the cops on people. Yeah, right, it's just.
Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Dumb because once it comes inside the home, that opens
a whole range of possibilities. So I'm assuming that Ferre
it's illegal where he is, which they are in some states. Okay,
else it wouldn't be a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Uh two one five. My siblings all use my mom's
Prime account, but now they're mad I won't give up
my Netflix password. Am I the a hole? Or just
the only one paying for something?
Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
They can afford the five ninety nine a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Month's Netflix is the strict one these days.
Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
But you can share an Amazon accounts. Oh yeah, like
you just add other addresses. I guess if you have
a private care that's Oh that's a dumb thing to do,
because your credit cards on there they can be making.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, here's when I park two spaces at the gym,
So no one dings my new car. I pay for
the membership like everyone else. But dude, I hate people
to do they park that angle.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
They go after you.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I park narks is a side project of car narks,
and I will give them a pass if you are
in the way way far back and there's no one
within fire exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
That's why would I be the ahole? Question for you?
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Almost forgot about. The house right next to me has
a three car garage. They park none other cars in
the garage because they're a bunch of sloppy, dumpy people.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
No, they rule.
Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
They're awesome, they're clean and their houses gorgeous. But between
my house and their house there is ample space for
two cars to park on the string ample. They park
smack dab in the middle, if not slightly more in
one direction, so you can't fit a car behind or
in front. So when I have friends over, they have
to park down the street. Would I be the a
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hole if I saw them? And next time I see
them go like, hey, could you park either all the
way on this side or all the way on that side?
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Why does it have to be right the mine?
Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
They're doing that on purpose so people don't park there.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Yeah, and that's an a whole move.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I don't think. I don't think that's being an a whole. No,
you because you're bringing it up to me, you're not
taking the next step. Yeah, and if you already talked
to him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
About it making a magnet, I would do a purpose
be like, hey, I have some friends visiting.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, and the last time my head friends come over,
they were parked like that, and they did have to
park down the street. Like, why do you have to
park right in the middle.
Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Because it's either it could be just they're oblivious. I
think that's why they just don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
That's probably it. Okay, Well, thank you everybody for your opinions.
Appreciate the text. Send your text over to two to
ninety seven and give us call eat seven seven four Wooding.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
It's definitely one of the coolest things I would say
I've ever done. And this is the question for the
room and for people listening.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Wait, he's the perth your trunk.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
No, by far, the coolest thing I've ever done. I've
told this story before is when I got to take
a flight with the Thunderbird. Oh yes, the US Air
Force invited me to take a ride with the Thunderbirds.
They were coming to town for an air show, and
it was me. I was living in Saint Louis at
the time. It was me, a player from the Saint
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Louis Cardinals, and a player from the Saint Louis Blues.
We were the three people that they invited and we
got to go up and fly with those guys, which
was incredible. What an experience.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I told the story before, so by far, that is
the coolest thing I've ever gotten.
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
And you didn't pass out.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
No of the three of us, I was the last
person to go. Oh yeah, you know they did over
the course of three days, so one person per day.
And so they told me I was the only person
out of the three that did not pass out and
or vomit. Wow, because I followed all the instructions they
sent over. They sent over all these things like two
weeks out, week and a half out, one week out,
(01:05:51):
forty hours twenty four hours day of what you're supposed
to do or not do, and I followed it because
I didn't want to ruin the experience. Yeah, so once
in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
What is good at like studying and doing things properly
that he's into, like he's for the.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Flight training stuff exactly. I mean I was never into studying.
Look at you now, and now it's all I do.
I have notebooks and I'm taking notes and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Doing all these gracious reader, Now, yeah, look at that
coolest thing you've ever gotten to do, Gina grad Well.
Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
I really I do have to say that the takeover
is right up there unbelievable. But if I'm really looking
at big picture, at least from my adulthood, I got
to say, because I'm not much of a daredevil, jumping
off the stratosphere in Las Vegas is one of the
greatest things I've ever done.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I definitely want to do that. I've seen where you
it's like a bungee jump thing.
Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Yeah, it's a jump all the way down. Actually you
don't go back up, and it is. It was this
is probably the scariest thing I've ever done. And there
were a couple of tears and then I just stepped
off the plank and it was the greatest feeling in
the world.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Really cool. Have you ever gotten skydiving? Now? Would you?
Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
You should?
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
I think I would. Yeah, Now, I think I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
It's fun.
Speaker 8 (01:07:01):
Yeah, I'd love to do that tandem. I don't trust
myself to.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Pull Oh no, no, no, no, no no. You don't want
to do a static line jump. If for anybody who's
listening who has never done it and you're interested in it,
don't waste your time with static line. If you're going
to do it, do it tandem. That's where they have
somebody who's strapped to you on your back and then
they're just with you. They know exactly what they're doing.
So if you do pass out or whatever, no big deal.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
They got you. Yeah, but we do that or base jumping.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Because the static line is the one end is tied
to your parachute pack. The other end of that is
tied still to the plane, and so when you when
exhausts itself, it pulls the shoot oh okay, and so
you don't get that free fall experience, which is the
whole point.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I can think, like, if you just want to experience
like what a parachute might feel like, do like, I
don't know what, what do they call it? Parasailing?
Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
I don't Yeah, that's not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It's cool, Yeah, it's fun, but like, the whole point
of jumping out of the plane is the free fall, right, Yes,
so cool, coolest thing you've ever done, Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I think it's because I get so geeked out about
seeing how TV works and stuff. So Menace was part
of this. I was such a huge fan of that show.
The Middle and Story Trisa Heaton, my good friend Patty.
We got to the set in which what we thought
was going to be, you know, kind of your basic tour.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Oh no, it was so much more than that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Got to watch them film, sat down with the entire
cast in the set of the house in the dining
room of the house, had lunch with the entire cast
that was so taught to them for a couple hours,
and then watched the sat in director's chairs with a
script in our hands and a headset and watched them film.
It was surreal. It was so cool. I mega geeked
(01:08:43):
out about that.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But we also took a tour and we got to
hang out on the set of The Goldbergs. That was
awesome back when we were both really into that show.
And met the kid it was really cool. Met the
mom that was really fun. Yeah, But like walk through
the house and it was so that kind of stuff.
Speaker 20 (01:08:59):
I justks me out on belief how it's done, how
it's done, behind the scene, seeing the script, seeing how
they film, seeing how they have stunt doubles. If they
just have to do a tripping scene, it's just so cool.
Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
It was awesome. Yeah, I mean that's how I felt too,
like with the the experience with Mayans. Yeah, being a
part of it, it's exactly. And you know how like
when you get shot, like all the stuff, or they
put the packs quibbs, the squibs. Yeah, they they wire
you up and the next thing I know, like my
chest is exploding, fake blood everywhere. And yeah, like how
(01:09:35):
to fall like it's just the whole how it works
and how it comes together, and then seeing the final project.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
And then seeing in person it almost looks kind but
when you see it on TV, yes, it looks bigger.
Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Looks Wait, what do you did not have a stunt
double for a year falling over?
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Well No, in fact, they did bring a guy in
who looked just like me for the scene where because
I was a member of the Sons of Anarchy in
Mayan's MC that was on fac and my character every
I mean, everybody dies in that show. My character meets
his death from Edward James Almost's character was we double
(01:10:09):
a sad off double barrel shotgun. So he comes out
of the kitchen. I shoot at him. He shoots at me,
blows my chest out with this double barrel shotgun, and
I'm supposed to fall right and like face first, like
just drop because he just got killed by this double
barrel shotgun. And the guy who's the showrunner and director,
he's like, hey man, I think you can just do
this because because we don't we don't need, we don't need.
(01:10:32):
Don't you just want to do it yourself. I'm like,
do whatever you want. I was just happy to, you know,
be a part of it. And he's like, all right,
so here's here's the thing. When people die. The thing
I don't like about these Hollywood stunt guys is that
they get shot and they flail then they drop. He goes, dude,
and this guy has a pretty badass, you know, dark background,
(01:10:52):
used to be part of a gang, and the whole
thing like that, he goes. When people get shot, he goes.
It's like somebody takes a pair of like gardening cheers
to your fine boom and you just drop. There is
no flailors. No, you just like it like it's like
someone just pull the plug. It's not like you wind down.
You just drop. He goes, that's what I want you
to do, and I go.
Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
So they had me go in the other room with
a couple of the coordinators and we just practice. You
got it, dude. It hurts because it's a hardwood floor.
You're in this house. You know where the scene is
taking place. It's hardwood floors at wrestling map you no, no, no,
there's a little area rug, but it's you know when
it's my fat ass falling, you know. Yeah. It was
uh man, it was cool. It was It was really cool.
(01:11:33):
And to be shot by Edward James almost, I know really, man,
is what about you? Coolest thing you ever got to do?
Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
Man, it's tough because I try to have a good
time all the time. But maybe it's like a smoky
we with stoop Dog was pretty cool. At his at
his compound like where he basically lives. It wasn't a house.
It was like a straight up like almost like.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah, that was one of the items on MENACE's birthday list.
And I'm not just saying, like, just so we took
a quick puff. I'm talking about we were in there
for like six hours straight smoking weed. Felt like yeah,
it was like as long as my arm. Yeah, and
the menace came right to work after that. Yeah, And
he had an ashtray guy, which was that's what I
(01:12:20):
learned about an ashtray guy where a guy came in
with like thirteen different ash trays and Stoop picked him out.
Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Oh yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
A dude who cuts my hair and hammer and nail.
Is Snoop's current ashtray guy?
Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, because I mentioned that story because you're talking about Stoop,
I was like, oh yeah, And I showed him the
picture of you with Snoop. He goes out, my boy
works for Stoop right now. I go, oh, yeah, what's
he doing? He goes, man, he got these, I said,
I heard about the ash trays. He goes and the
pays real good.
Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Yeah, and like points out where he wants to down.
That was cool.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
I had a lot of fun just recently kicking a
field goal at the super Dome. They allowed me just
like it was empty and just like kicking that. Our
friends that own a Lamborghini dealership they'd let me take
out one.
Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Of the cars and just let it rip. That was
pretty cool. I don't know, it's hard to even remember
some of this.
Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
Your wife, Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
What about falling in love menace? That was cool, Sammy,
coolest thing you've ever gotten to do.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Mine's gonna track so hard for me. We're gonna make
fun of me. But when I held a hummingbird.
Speaker 13 (01:13:24):
Out in the wild was like the coolest. I know,
you're like, oh, it sounds lame, but it's not, because
how often would you ever get to hold a hummingbird
just without trying, not having like oh I'm gonna have
like call it over with this sugar water or whatever,
all these different things that you can try and do
or go to a sanctuary or something. I literally it
was on the ground. It slid down off a trash can,
(01:13:45):
and I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Like, oh, I hope it's okay.
Speaker 13 (01:13:47):
I thought it was stunned or something, but it was
still awake, and I kind of just nudged it with
my finger and it hopped right on my finger.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Oh my god, that's the coolest. That was your dad, Grandpa, You're.
Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
Like, right, I was like a dizzy princess for a minute,
like that's the closest I've ever got. And I held
it out my finger and it chilled for a while.
Decided that it was gonna, you know, fly away at
a certain point, and it flew and it like kind
of hit a window and slid back down, and I
was like, dude again, So then I just I just
slid my finger right underneath.
Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
It, and it hopped right back on. And then I
walked carrying it.
Speaker 13 (01:14:19):
Over to like near a tree and just sat there
until it got to the tree. But it liked me
and it trusted me, and I was like, oh, babe.
Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Wow, that's the coolest thing.
Speaker 13 (01:14:31):
Very cool because it's not something that really happens often, right,
Like you can't pay to do it. It's not like
an experience that you could kind of like wiggle your
way into. It just happened so naturally, and it really
was like being a Disney princess.
Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Sammy founded terminally ill. Hummingbird ended up being okay. It
flew up into the tree after all.
Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
I think it maybe was wondering to fly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
It was out in the woods and you know, very magic.
Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
When I was leaving work that day. Oh, it was
literally right outside of our building. It was just bizarre
and really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Imagine this is no.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Like a bleepe. So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
Eight seven seven forty four woody. That's eighty seven seven
forty four woody. On the text, somebody says, true story.
I was sixteen years old in Vegas with my family
for New Year's and I ran over my cousin's abusive
husband with his own car.
Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
And when the cops are called, they realized how much
of a douchebag you truly wasn't let me go, no
consequences whatsoever. We have a way, yeah, all right, So
the way Last Man Standing works. We set the topic,
in this case, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
And then on the phones you call in, you share
your story. We hear the first one and the second one aside,
(01:15:55):
which out of the two sticks around, and we just
keep doing that till the end of the segment, which
everyone's left to the end. They will be the winner
and give themselves a prize. Let's go to how about Carrissa.
Good morning Carissa, Carrissa, Good morning, all right, you guys,
we're doing great, all right. So what's the coolest thing
you've ever done?
Speaker 12 (01:16:15):
So?
Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
My now husband and I traveled down to the southernmost
city in the world, Uya and Patagonia, and we crossed
the Drake Passage over to Antarctica with like twenty five
foot waves, and over in Antarctica we ended up getting married.
The ship had I know, I'll babe, the ship had
(01:16:36):
just someone conducting the ceremony and there were just penguins
waddling all around us. And we legally got married there.
And then afterwards we did a polar plunge in the
Antarctic waters.
Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
It was wow, how long can you stay in there? Water?
Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Ever?
Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
Not long at all? It really takes your breath away.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Yeah kidding half a second? God, I'm a cold water
ever do that? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Greg and I an con never again?
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah all right, Chris, I hang on one second. All right?
So she got married in Antarctica with penguins after coming
most part of the world. Yeah, let's go to Matthew. Hey,
good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 10 (01:17:12):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
Love you guys, love you be all right. So what's
the coolest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
So?
Speaker 10 (01:17:18):
My coolest thing, and it's definitely my proudest moment. Everybody
in my eyes think is cool. But I actually delivered
my now seven year old son at home in the bathtub,
just me and not with mom anymore, but his mom
so delivered him all by myself.
Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
He was at the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Was born seven years old. And that's cool. That's wild
seven now, Okay, I thought you gave seven year old?
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Was the plan for you to deliver?
Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yep?
Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
My ex was she wanted to do the all natural
route and at home, and so I like, looking back
at it, it might have been one of the dumbest
things we've ever done.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Also, but okay, did the.
Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
Homework and the research and everything went well.
Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
And yes they're legally a doctor. Now okay, so who
is going to move on to the next round? What
do you stay together?
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Yeah? Definitely married with penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Really yeah, the baby thinking.
Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
I don't even like the penguins one, but I'm voting
for that one.
Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That one, Matthew, he delivered his own baby. What situation
would I rather be?
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I have to do that, Chris, Chris is moving on. Hey, Matthew,
thank you for the call. Hey, one last question, did
you get to chew the cord off with your teeth,
not like a beaver.
Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
Yeah, if I wanted to, but I did cut it myself.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Matthew, thank you for the call. Appreciate that. All right.
So now it's the Antarctica penguin story. Uh, and then
we have Mia Hey, good morning, Mia.
Speaker 16 (01:18:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
All right. So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 17 (01:18:53):
Okay, So back in early two thousands, Tony Hawks headed
boom boom hankdy I'm going around yep. At this point,
I was in Atlanta and I had a buddy, Neil
that I grew up with the Radondo did his mom
up knew that he was on the curcuit with the guys.
He hit up Rick Thoring, which was very empty of
the night. Rick was gonna let me backstage to go
(01:19:13):
see how to the boys and everything that was skating
and bmxing himself. Security wouldn't let me in, so he
ended up throwing me on the tour bus and he
ended up throwing me on BINGI and Joel from Good
Charlotte's tour bus.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:19:30):
So we hung out with both dudes and played with
a lot of notes candy, and then after the show,
all show They're like, whoa, what the f bomb do
we do out here? And I'm like, well, there's a
lot of cool little clubs we can go see. So
I took them on, like a little tour of prominent
(01:19:54):
would have to take a clothes off club club and
the Cheetah and I got you Cherry Dave near himself
until he told me he had million yellow legs, So
I dropped the one purpose just for being a douchebag.
And yeah, partied all night with them and got them
into the state line so they can go on to
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their next stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Okay, there's there's Mia, all right, Okay, all right, sorry
to put her on hold before the story went on.
Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah, so she was on the tour bus with good Charlotte,
did a bunch of blow and partied. Yeah all right,
So who gets your vote? Gina grad It's.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
A good story, but I feel like I've heard it before.
We get you know, we get the vibe.
Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
I like the penguins, the penguins, Okay, Greg Gory, Yeah,
I agree with Gina's take on that. All right, going
wedding menace.
Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
I think we're jaded because we're around a lot of
artists I think if you're just like going to hang
out some artists and the Strip Club, that'st we who
gets your vote? So I'm going with shrip Club and
and hanging out with artists.
Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Okay, I'm going Married with the Penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Wow, Married with the Penguins carries again. But me, I
thank you for the call, appreciate you listening to the
show always. All right, let's go to Brie. Hey, good morning, Brie,
good morning, good morning. All right, what's the coolest thing
you've ever done?
Speaker 17 (01:21:13):
So?
Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
I used to go go dance at Headhunters in Austin
and we did sideshow acts and there was a two
story club and so I hung from hooks to rob
Zombies song a.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Living Dead Girl, and in that.
Speaker 16 (01:21:28):
They have a video of me hanging and dancing in
mid air. And so I guess medal and Lace got
called or not Meddal and Lace Bar Rescue got called
in for our bar and we ended up performing for them,
and I got to see reality TV be performed in
multiple takes and they use my suspension act for Bar.
Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Rescue, suspended from hooks like it's like a two story building.
What were the.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Hooks hooked to.
Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
My back?
Speaker 16 (01:22:01):
I was dancing.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
No, we're not in her skin.
Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
In her skin, no for the hooks in your physical body.
Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
They were Actually you don't have seen that.
Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
We're checking.
Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Yeah, she's like, body god, Yeah, it's pretty insane.
Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Were you in the lotus position?
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
She's like, you got to move around like it wouldn't
tear out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
It doesn't.
Speaker 16 (01:22:29):
Actually we taper it larger so it doesn't bleed, no
real anything.
Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
All right, Well it's uh, let's get some votes here, Gregory, who.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Gets your vote?
Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I mean, I admire that she can do that, but
that freaks me out, So I'm gonna stick with the
wedding in Antarctica, all right, Gina.
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
See, she thinks the coolest part of her story is
the reality TV, but we think the craziest hook So
I gotta go Penguin because we don't because it's a
different she. It's not the reality TV part that impresses me.
Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I'm going hooks just from the ability. Yeah, so you're
going to Penguin.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Hanglish all right, I'm going hooks all day, Hooks, Sammy Penguins, Penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, we're's sea bas go all right, Bret, thank you
for call. I appreciate listening to Woody show. That's wow. Damn,
just like hooks for the first time. No, think I'm
going to try hook.
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
The reason I know all about it is because we
used to work with somebody that did that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah. Yeah, let's go to Nicole. Hey, good morning, Nicole morning.
All right. So, coolest thing you've ever done? What is it?
Speaker 21 (01:23:32):
Well, I used to be a zoo keeper and I've
done a lot of cool animal experiences. But i used
to intern in Texas at a big cat rescue, so
I lived on site with fifty plus tigers, lions. We
had a lion cub hanging out in our house with
us at night. So yeah, accept a lot more people.
Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Yeah, did you bottlefeed it?
Speaker 21 (01:23:55):
We didn't bottle feed it, but we got to feed
it meat.
Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
That's cool. And were you up close with them?
Speaker 21 (01:24:02):
Oh yeah, I got to with the baby. I got
to cuddle with it.
Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
But oh wow, did your arm get ripped off like
tyger king?
Speaker 21 (01:24:11):
No, I stayed safe, although I did get to touch
someone right up close when they were sick and under anesthesia.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Oh yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay, all right, so that's Nicole story.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
You got to wrestle with baby?
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I tell you what was since we have two animal
stories back to back and then we're voting on I'm
gonna let the listeners decide on this one, Okay, smart,
all right, because like if you guys are gonna are
going to vote for like meat hooks and doing blow
with a good Charlotte, Like, I think this is as
like wild as we're gonna get you guys if we
just leave it up to you guys so crazy like
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this softer the better? What the hell happened?
Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Who delivered his own baby?
Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
But I yeah, Sugust, that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
My point was her cool part of the story. She
was like, I got to see how reality TV show went.
I'm like, no, no, no, that's not the part.
Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
I agree five to six to a bunch of softies.
You guys are going soft penguins and wedding stories. Nuclear
eye roll. Yeah, god, all right, well Nicole, hang on
one second. We're gonna get the listener vote on this one.
But how many people have been to Antarctica?
Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
So pretty cool? You're gonna vote for wedding with penguins
or taking care of baby tigers and lions, So text
your vote.
Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Penguins are lions.
Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Penguins or lions. It's double gate over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
It's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Show great now you come back in thank you. See Bess, I.
Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Could have used you in the voting, the one I
have hired all these vaginas we have.
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
A high support a feminist. I could have used you
in here. Now we're down to merit An Antarctica with
penguins are taking care of babies like tigers and lions. Nice, adorable.
Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
That's a pretty cool job.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Somebody said, Hooks, none of this qutt crap, and everyone
says neither. We all lose penguins. Are you kidding? Have
you seen videos of the drake passage? That alone is cool?
Penguins for the wind, thank.
Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
You, going to the southernmost part.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. So it says having the finances
to be able to go get married with penguins is
nice and all, but being suspended from hooks off a
two story building is objectively rat as hell.
Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
Y'all are lane? I voted Hooks she.
Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
The cool parts? Yeah whatever, Still, she did it. It
was and that was part of the story. That was
part of the story for people. Yeah, all right, Well,
the results are in and ladies and gentlemen. Winner of
this round of Last man Standing. What's the coolest thing
You've ever done? Is Carissa and the story about getting
married in Antarctica with the penguins.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
She went the distance, you'll sink.
Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
I got diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
My mouth is trying to the wooden show.
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
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Show coming up for you today. It's kind of a
loaded question. A Sea Bass the ahole wonder Also last
(01:31):
man standing, what's the coolest thing you've ever done? Think
about that great question, Last man standing, coolest thing You've
ever done? Also as a social experiment, Morgan is out
there with pictures from somebody here on the show asking
women if this person from the Woody Show is effable? Okay, great. Well,
(01:56):
I'm not telling you who it is yet, Okay, So
that's coming up a little bit later on this morning,
and then also later in the week Sea Bass asking dudes,
is she effable? Because you know, guys and girls very
much different. Women are a lot more picky. Obviously, absolutely, guys,
that's part of the social experiment, right, But today it's
more than ask you the question. A picture of a
guy here on the show is he effable? Asking ladies
(02:18):
on the street that question. And we're gonna start this
hour with Greg Gory apparently he had his mind blown
thanks to his iPhone in a box of ice cream sandwiches,
and and I don't know, so you guys probably don't
know the whole story, but like just the way Greg
set it up, I go, you know what, this sounds
like something that we should tell on the air.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I will also bring this up next time we talked
to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
I just discovered it there with me. So you know,
I've been just trying my hardest to have will power
of steel and not buy junk food. But the other day,
(02:59):
you know, those ice cream sandwiches called fat Boys.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, those are so good. The quality of the ice
cream and those things.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the charphones. It's dense.
It's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria basic bitch ones.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So I was overrun with no willpower. It just collapsed,
and I said, oh my god, I'm getting this box
of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that I got
ice cream sandwiches that when I got home, I laid
them on the counter and took a photo of them.
Sent it off tomorrow and I said, look.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What I got, And then he said, oh my god,
fat Boys. Those are so good.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So then I went back to my photos to delete
it because I don't want a photo of a box
of fat Boys on my phone. And then as I
was about to delete it, I noticed this weird symbol
and I've since deleted it. I should have kept it
on my phone. Underneath the picture. It was like and you.
I tapped it with my thumb on the photo, and
then this thing came up with all these squiggly lines
(04:01):
because on the photo it said, and I'm making these
numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches, and then you
hit the squiggle line. It would convert it to like millograms.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Or oh, it's fine, anything.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing
and then you choose what you want to convert it to,
and it converted it to it off a photo.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Wow, I haven't heard of this.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
This is news to me.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
If you take a picture of a beer, for example,
and it says like thirteen point five fluid ounces, tap
it like with your thumb on the actual photo and
a little squiggly thing comes up, and then you you
can see how much is that in pintes?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
How much is that in cups? Mind? Blown? Nice? Now
I want.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
To try it. Do you think it'll work with this
water bottle?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Try to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, because I think if you take a picture and
there's any kind of text in there, you can like
select that text and copy it into a document you
can doing or to an email searchable and mix searchable.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I think you might have told me that in the past. Yeah,
but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Him. I heard that it worked here. It is so
it converts a different measures leaders.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I couldn't get mine to work, and there's an airplane.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now it worked, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
I know that you think that's cool. I do, but
I'm not sorry.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Woody and I went to a radio station where they
had fat Boys in the lobby, the freezer in the lobby,
and it was just you can just take as many
as you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Want on the honor system.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah for sure. The station was sponsored by fat boys.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh wow.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
every other day and just fill the freezer for people
that come to the lobby.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Fat boys.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
That's pretty cool. They don't get the worship they deserve,
you know, people.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
But I thought you were on board with what I
absolutely love from Trader.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Board with those two yeah ship, which, bro, those are
to die like close your eyes and start trying good. No, Greg,
what is it? What is it called? Well Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder good. But this is those are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Even better than Stevie Wonder good because like when I
eat those, I almost start crying, Oh god, which was emotional.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I make sure I always keep those stocked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So good, dude, this this story I thought about Greg too,
because this unknown Vincent Van Goh painting purchased by an
antiques collector in Minnesota at a garage sale. I've always
wanted to be this lucky basketball for less than fifty dollars.
They've done the valuation on itwhere which only they can do, right,
(06:38):
like you have to take it to them, right. So
they bought it at a garage sale for less than
fifty bucks. It's valued at fifteen million dollars. Good god, Yeah,
that's so awesome. Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil
Portrait of a Fisherman was analyzed by a team of
experts who identified distinctive van go trace and traced it
(07:02):
and the pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The
painting authentic official recognition depends on verification by the Vang
Museum in Amsterdam. What a return, Yeah that's pretty good.
That's everybody's dream. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
People spend their lives going to thrist stores looking for
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And see that's why you watch what is It? Pond
stars Anti Groath shows. I got this old thing from,
you know, my grandfather. I didn't know. Let's see what
it's worth. It's like an end table.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
And I love Whenever before they give the big number,
they go, what do you think it's with?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Right, I don't know, thirty bucks.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Thirty four?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, and you see stuff, you know that people were
trying to get rid of. You don't even care.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, I don't know. I found this in my grandma's attic.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I wonder, I think it's I wonder if I've
ever got I mean, my wife gets rid of stuff
all the time, and I'll get rid of stuff. I wonder,
like if we've ever thrown away something yeah that was
not worth fifteen million dollars but pricey. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
buy them. It's gay, I know, but these were like
the tin Man had like an actual tin man outfit.
The Cowardly Lion had like these. And what did I
do with them? I smashed them to pieces with their croque. Now,
(08:19):
now that's not gay, that's that's gay. And then not yet,
way later in life that those actual I was saying
figurines there were really more like dolls. They were like
twelve twelve, Yeah, that were worth a fortune. I destroyed them.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anybody listening ever, like, just stumble upon a really valuable
piece of whatever you thought was crap, maybe garbage, something
that just ended up turned it up one day and
you some somehow found out that was worth something decent,
be awesome, hard collection.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Any sympathy for the seller of that van go the
guy at the garage sale.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Even have to sell it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, either it wasn't stolen from them. Seven forty four,
Woody Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm heavy breday, oh woo, Woody Woody. Sure, I'm supposed
to get my annual physical anyway, but then I'm also
supposed to get one so I can have my clearance
for the flying stuff that I'm doing. Right, Yeah, because
you got to go to like an FAA licenseer or
whatever doctor for one of these types of physicals. And
(09:34):
I'm never a person to put off going and getting
something checked out. I'm fine. Like you know, my mom
after she got six, she's like, hey, worst case scenario,
you've wasted your time and a copey, right, you know,
to go get something checked out if something's going on,
and for whatever reason, man, I am like man, I
don't want to go because what if I go and
he tells me that, oh, I'm sorry, well I can't.
(09:56):
I can't qualify you medically for whatever reason, like a
but I hear those things about like diabetes. My god,
I diabetic, dude, this is so crazy.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Just last week, my buddy, he's been asking me a
lot about zeb bound, so I was giving him the rundown,
and then he goes, Okay, I'm gonna go do it.
So he meets with his doctors and he finds.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Out, Oh, I have full blown diabetes already and didn't
know and didn't had no idea. Yeah, no symptoms, no nothing.
You can't take zeb bound actually takes something else. Do
I think I'll be fine and I'll pass.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yes, and you know your blood.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
In the back of my mind, I I can't help
but think, like, man, I'm so into this and I'm
loving it so much, Like when's the shoe gonna drive
exactly right? When things are too good, that's when I
get nervous.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
I get it right.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
If things are going too well at work and too
well at home or whatever, that's I'm like, all right, well,
inevitably this is going to even out. They call it
a correction in the stock market. When's the correction happening?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But meanwhile, you want to get one of those full
body scans. That's why we do don't do that because
then you're going to find out something might be wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's fine, But I'm saying in any kind of other situation,
I don't avoid going to the doctor. Ever. It's just
because this other thing is so much fun and I'm
enjoying it so much. I don't want to get it
shot down right now.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
A health issue.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, but in order to move forward at a certain point,
I'm going to have to have that.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
But I don't think a bent winer is going to
keep you off the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, that's you know, that's not disqualified. That's not disqualifying
any the same massive I was I was looking into
do I take that one? Like, uh, what's the Well, No,
there's certain if you take Paxel, Paxel disqualifies you from flying.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Really, I wonder why.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, it's certain it's certain medications, certain especially uh you know,
like depression meds, certain things like they won't let you
flyax you can't fly. But selects is fine. Yeah, it's easy,
Selects fine, But it's not for that. That was more
for like this subconscious anxiety that I was having. I
wouldn't have said I was depressed anxiety. But that's so,
(12:00):
I mean subconscious who knows? Who knows? Six and ten
people admit they ignore medical symptoms that don't feel serious,
So stuff like rashes or trouble sleeping, an upset tummy. Oh,
a lot of people just assume it. You know it'll pass,
or you just don't want to be that person who overreacts.
Look like a pussy right right now. Between men and women,
I thought this was interesting. It's the women who are
(12:21):
more likely to brush things off. Interesting, especially women over forty,
who will chalk it up to just getting older.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
I can see that, because doctors kind of blow you off,
like what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Change just happens. You're like, okay, I guess I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
See that's what my mom was saying. The worst case
scenario is that you've you've wasted some time in a cope.
Right if they tell you it's nothing, great good news.
That's usually nothing. Just keep an eye on it. Yeah,
it'll come back and you die. But not good. I mean,
since things like strokes and heart attacks, even depression look
very different in women than in men. Like we were
talking about how you get the uh, the numb arm
(12:57):
or right, and apparently that's more for dudes. Like women
won't have that if they're having a heart attack, Like
their symptoms or you know, signs that you're having a
heart are somewhat different from men's. Wohild That'd be a
good question when Kevin Smith comes in, for sure, I've
always wondered about, because Greg was wondering what would you
call it? Does it hurt if you're having a heart attack?
(13:17):
Is it so obvious? And does it hurt? Movies thee Yeah,
I did see a video there's this guy. He was
just like a camera from inside the house and he
had one of those widow maker heart attacks and the
white he just kind of felt like off. But you
(13:40):
see it, you see it happen and he just gets,
you know, on the couch and she ends up calling
for an ambulance and they got to him and just
because she was like no, no, no, I'm definitely calling somebody.
You don't see him, right, Yeah, saved his life.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
As this old timey video. I don't know if he
was a magician or some sort of stage performer he
I had on stage and people thought it was oh
the act. Yeah, just kind of slipped over, sat down
and then just boom.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So get it checked out. A lot of women don't
know common symptoms for their gender. Things like jaw pain, nausea,
shortness of breath could be a sign of something serious,
but it goes often unchecked. Sounds like daily life or
gets misdiagnosed pain and went in doubt. Don't wait, talk
to the real doctor, not just your friends, not Google.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Just go dear doctor AI.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Just just go get it checked out.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But there's got to be a line in the sand
because you can't go to the doctor every single time
he kind of hearts.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I think I'll go to the doctor. It doesn't mean
you have to run there today. But if it becomes
a thing where it's more than you know, a week
or two, yeah, then go get a checked And if
it's really bothering you that much, they go get it
checked out.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
And it says I'm looking up to it says men
do not apparently experience that jaw pain and neck pain
or the extreme fatigue.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
That's just the.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Ladies, And I've never heard that before.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
So we really don't talk about the differences, So thank
you for saving your life.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Raw pain you're talking about, Yeah, that's TMJ And why
why is your jasso sore? What do you deal with
that mouth?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah? Eight seven So it says heart attacks can also
feel like heartburn. People take tombs instead of going to
the er. I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Fourteen indigestion.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, so I don't know what that feels like
heart heartburn?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Lucky?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Really yeah, damn? What's it like?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I have it? I don't feel it. Well, there's acid reflux,
acid reflexes. You never have it, like where it's like
a little belch and all of a sudden, that hot
lava comes up in the back of your throat. Do
you know what I'm talking about? No, you've never had
that either. With the way you eat the stuff you eat,
No really, he's I tell you, he no, you do
(15:43):
have a special system. You're very fortunate body. All kinds
of stuff, super hot, spicy stuff that would just send
other people to their grave. No cavities. You know how
goats can eat like tin cans and stuff like we
always said that menace that must have like the digestion
active like a goat.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, what does.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
That make him? Like a sader? Is that what they're called?
Half man have goat?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't know. I thought the sator was a Jewish.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Yeah, like what Greg just said.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Remember when you guys were convinced, Like when I went
to the dentist, I'm gonna have like all these cavities
and then my dentist is like, no, he has like
crazy strong.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, because he hadn't been in years, and he said
kiss me. Yeah, all right, do it all right? Eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a
text of course over to two two nine eight seven.
Check and check in with us. There, we'll take the break,
we'll come back more. What is your next? How old
are the Woody showed returns in a second? What insensitivity
(16:43):
Trading Tree, politically correct? World's Woody, Greg Gory Menace, I
got Gina Gred, we got Sea Man. Yeah, Sammy's here,
Morgan is here. It's like it's like taking your calls
forty four. You can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. So we had an idea
(17:06):
where we sent Morgan out on the streets to talk
to women. Oh and we've done first impressions on this
show before where we take pictures from people on the
show and ask people on the street, Hey, tell me
about this person, not knowing you're judging a book by
its cover, just looking at a at a picture of
one of us, tell me about this person. What do
they do? Same kind of idea on this one, but
it's just dudes from the Woody Show. So no, Sammy, o'morgan,
(17:29):
you know, no, Gina and Morgan's out there with a
picture of somebody on the show and then asking these
women is this guy effable? Would you do this guy?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Would and if so, why? If not? Why not?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
And and so you were out there. I saw that
you were in some brunch ladies.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, a gaggle of brunch lady's.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's that's the first group here. And I'm sure this
is the picture of Sea Bass that she brought out. Yees,
so photo this is from photo shoot? Did Yeah, that's
just blue jeans, black shirts. Yeah, standing normal, looking tired
and not wanting to be there. Okay, Well this is
the picture that she brought out. It's a standard photo
though it's not like a stream shot. But I think
(18:14):
it's a I think it's a good honestly, not not
being funny. I think it's a good representative of just
like an average everyday Look, you is effable because you're
not dulled up, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Nobody's dulled up. Nobody's really you know, we're not going
to a formal event or have a corsage. Ye, the
brunch lad how many? How many worths? Sounds like a bunch?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Yeah, there were a lot. It was pretty chaotic. Let's see,
probably like seven seven.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
All right, So here's what the brunch ladies had to
say with Sea Bass.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Is he.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
No, I'm sorry, you need to work on yourself a
little more.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
He's not well. I feel like he's like he's too big,
but I did like I don't know his bill.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You don't like his build, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
He has nice eyes.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
They both have nice eyes, though, And I feel like
is probably small and I will be right.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
His next is he hold on? Hold on? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Details here?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
First off, how fat with that check? You could hear
it like either she has braces or hold ontack at all?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
She was really short small.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, but even even if she was, okay, I know
where Sea Bass is going with this. So even if
someone like that wouldn't do it, Sea Bass, I mean,
you're not making any sense if that's what your argument is.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Oh my, My argument is she sounds like a mongoloid.
But the the and that I don't know how women like,
how do you, honest question, how do you determine a
guys d side just by looking at him? Assuming you know,
you're assuming you don't see a ball, he's not in
the speedo, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Greg, you can yeah, exactly, there's no way to first impression.
It's just a first right, Exactly if.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
She looked like a mongoloids, wouldn't she look at you
and go, oh my gosh, yes.
Speaker 14 (20:03):
He's Here's the thing with myoloids? Is the the internet
medicine seen this in some of these videos. Is they
get they they have a defense mechanism is by shooting
everybody else down, they protect their mongoloids.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yeah, but what do you say about her calling you
like big boned big?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah? Is he big?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
All right? Cool?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, excellent, excellent company. That's a good one.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
What do you want to say, like, yeah, dog yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean, how are you feeling about it these days?
I mean, do you think that you've you've chubbed up,
or like, are you trying to lose weight? Like? What
what sliving phase? Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
What's that in my slimming phase?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yes, my cop okay, yeah, because we had heard for
a while it was a balking phase. Yeah, okay, the
cut back to the brunch ladies.
Speaker 15 (20:53):
No, I like no because he's big.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
But like, to me, it looks like could this serial killer.
Speaker 15 (21:01):
Now with him?
Speaker 12 (21:04):
No, take me on a shopping spree.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Does he look rich he could be. No, he looks
like he calls himself like.
Speaker 12 (21:11):
A nice guy and he plays victim whenever you're mad. Like,
all these girls don't like me because I'm too nice
to them.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
I've never been accused of being the friends they're with
and left and right over.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Here, I guess the male size on these ladies by
the way, by.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Her action, Yeah, these are trashy people. Oh my god,
she can talk about she could talk about my supposed
penis size.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
But she was as she was asked about that. She
was asked about, you know, is this person you're getting
very defensively he had nice eyes. Yeah, to be fair,
she brought up penis. Thank you, Corregt. No, she wasn't
asked about, Hey, what do you think of this pen?
(22:00):
But I'm saying if you're asking somebody like is this
guy effable? Why?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Why?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Why? Or why not? I mean that would be a
huge factor. Yeah, yeah, look at somebody.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Don't pretend like she like she didn't bring if she
of course she brought up. But I'm saying it's fair
in the context of what she's being.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, my response is fair as well. And she you know,
like if you.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Can go around and you could say that you could
tell just by looking at somebody if they have an
st if they're dirty or not, which what's what's the desk?
Which is when I just did to these ladies and
you guys got all up in arms.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
He looks like somebody's uncle.
Speaker 13 (22:33):
He needs some facial hair and to drop like forty
pounds and build some.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Like you know, he looks like he looks like Elon Muss.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Do you believe he drives a cyber truck?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh yeah, I believe that worse. That makes it even worse.
That makes it worse. That's what you care about.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Girls sound like trash. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, let me ask.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You can hear in their voices.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So, Sea Bass, have you ever grown facial hair? Can
you grow facial hair? Are you one of those guys
that just can't?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I wouldn't do it, It wouldn't. It doesn't come out yet. First,
yes I have, but to it doesn't come in. It's
kind of like Menaces, but lighter like brown and blonde,
so it's a patchy so it fills in even less
than Menaces, the same same basic style and coverage as Menace,
but it's not black. I can't grow it on my cheeks.
It doesn't really right. I imagine Menace, but with like
(23:28):
like a burgundy or chestnut. And but my mustache is
all blonde and blonde hair. Blonde facial hair doesn't work
for almost anybody, even like Cooper. I guess Cooper Cups
the only guy right now who does it and he
needs to. Or Jake Paul, I guess at that giant
blondish beard, a lot of hair to cover.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, guy, fiery if you're white? All right? So Morgan's
out there? And then who's this other girl? Morgan?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
This is just a single woman in her thirties.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, and the same brunch spot, same question. Looking at
a picture of Sea Bass, asking is he effable?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Is he feeble?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
Oh my god, this guy looks like a serial killer.
Oh my god, he looks like he has no because
if he's on top, he's definitely gonna have an excellent
outbreak on you. He's going to drip Dan dripped on you.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
I don't like the red blotches on his skin. He
looks like a cereal. He's definitely going to have you
dressing up in some kind of outfit trying to get
off on it, and then I don't know, and then
he's gonna have the nerves of ghost you after. Yeah,
she's that guy now.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
So there's nothing to change about his appearance that would
make him feeble.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
He can grow a beard.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Maybe she read that.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Wow, well yeah, this is not it's not a good
high happy smiling picture.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
So well, put her in an outfit and then ghost
her later. That's possible.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Yeah, sure, never big dresser.
Speaker 15 (24:56):
And maybe some you know, some newbie fresh girl out
here might be swayed by him. But he cannot give
me in bed. Absolutely not. I don't look at those fingers.
Those fingers are going to destroy your vagina. Yeah, infection,
you're going to be on diflucan after you're going to
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east infection.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
That my yeah, yeah, My first comment stands the fact
that she's intimately familiar with the yeast infection medications. What
you think that's the way hilario?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Isn't every woman?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I think everyone would be a Gina. Weren't you just
going around the hallways last week talking about how you
had like a ut? I?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, because if you get if you if you're on antibiotics,
chances are you're gonna one of those is going to
follow just because it kills everything. So that's that's pretty normal.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
You know, what's the product that she's talking about, lucan baby,
that's yeah, the doctor has to prescribe it because it's
very common after antibiotics or utes.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
All that stuff comes is just.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
A pill or like a cream, like something to shove
up there. It's okay, rub it on or what right?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
My hands do not look Do my hands look dirty
in that photo?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
But I think she's making a lot of assumptions based
on your like complexion. You're like fair complexion. She said
you had ezema and you're gonna get.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Up, which I don't have. You're gonna flake on her
and blotchy again.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's all right, well, uh sea mass not effable to
the brunchy crowd that Morgan talk to you. But the
question is what do they think about Greg Gory? Now
here's the picture of Greg Gory again from the same
photo shoot that we had at the radio station. Uh,
what will these people, these women, same women by the way,
right Morgan, what will they say when it comes to
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Greg Gory? Is he affable? Fingers crossed?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
We will find out next year on the Woody Show House.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Back to the Woody Show and we have Morgan out
there this time with the picture of Greg Gory. I'm nervous. Yeah,
and what and what did you say? Gin know you
said this the picture looks very boyish.
Speaker 14 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
He has like an open sort of boyish charm, big smile.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Way happier than I us.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, completely the opposite. And when it comes
to mood.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah. So anyway, same groups. We had the brunch ladies
and then we had the other woman.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
The classy brunch ladies.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, did sound like it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
And and so by the way, guys I did talk
to like, you know, eights and aboves, but they're boring
like the Hawk girls. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
They don't give me are nice.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They're not as funny as trashy people.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Okay, so it's very Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So when you asked the eights and aboves like so
just without having like the the audio of like, there
wasn't much other than yes or no. I'm assuming, but yeah,
what was it? Was it yes or no? On sea bass?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It was no on Sea bass and no on Greg
as well.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Oh wow, so.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Really even the eights and above.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, well, I'm telling you there needs to be This
would be a good for an overall survey, like, oh,
just take a picture of like our mathematical five and
go up to other mathematical fives. Guys, yes, answered will
be fifty times the women's yes answer. That's just biology true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, let's see what the brunch ladies thinking about this
picture of Greggry. Is he effable?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (28:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (28:14):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
He looks too much like a dad. They look they
look like they're all girls. Soon he could dress a
little better. He looks, he looks he's all right.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Maybe if I was drunk like five shots in, yeah,
were you?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
That is not my type?
Speaker 17 (28:32):
He's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That is just not it. But he got pretty eyes.
Speaker 12 (28:37):
He got pretty eyes.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
We've been saying that forever. Did she just say I
would not f that N word?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yes, that was.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Before, but that's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
And also, were you in the Bronx what would these
accents come from.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
This was a very diverse group.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And yeah, Seabath stills taking shots of these girls who
don't have the diversity.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
And this is exactly Morgan's right. These are the girls
you do talk to because they're trashy idiots.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
If they said that they would have had sex with them,
he would have had a whole different tune.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No, no, no, I would have said, I would say
I could tell them their voice.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
They have STDs. When she said I'm not dressed, well,
I mean this is for radio.
Speaker 18 (29:22):
This is a tuxedo, very very you know, basic, exactly
what he's supposed to be wearing, black button ups, you know,
long sleeve shirt with with like a stone color.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Again, that girl has ft a guy in sweatpants that
they think they're trying to imply that Greg is old.
The way he's the way he's dressed.
Speaker 13 (29:46):
He just you're probably not in their age, right, They
didn't say anything bad about him, just he's not there
tight and nobody doesn't want to.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Zaddy As a learning experience for me, how can I
find a button up shirt that looks quote young?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, that's I mean, you're wearing the blenty of them.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Like, how would you have a black button up shirt?
Speaker 12 (30:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Literally younger than that one that.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
I'm a normal cotton button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
More with the brunch ladies. And do they find Greg
effa bowl?
Speaker 12 (30:10):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Pretty is he?
Speaker 12 (30:13):
He looks like those construction workers who like, call you
on the side of the street.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
Follow you home.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
He looks like the husband in a horror documentary that
kills the whole family.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Like Christ, yeah, no, wow, okay, Greg, you look nothing
like a construction worker. I was very flattered by that
because because he's got tight cropped hair, his goatee is
well manicured. He's wearing a nice shirt that is not Greg,
that is not fat, Like, can't calling construction work? And
stay with me on this.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I kind of get the he'll kill his whole family
in a documentary, you know, because if you watch enough
like I do, it's always the one you don't suspect
and you look so nice and so normal that you
have to be the killer.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, Like he might kill the family to get away
from his wife so he can go live his true life.
A game murders the only option.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Murder is the only way out of that closet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Also, women seem to take things to murder real quick,
especially with men like that, because it looks like a murderer.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
That's like, yes, first of all, it is something we
sometimes have to worry about.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
It's investigations really though.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh okay, yeah, well I mean look, that's why women
would take their chances with a bear.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they watched Chicago.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, they watch all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
And you're a publish crime docs. A man expresses interest
in a woman, he's a creepy murderer. Yeah, yeah, nights
and they've been brainwashed. Yeah, I was just I was
just telling Menace about that video. I think I mentioned
to you guys, but where these guys were getting yelled
at by this younger woman she's probably like in her
twenties and uh, and she's screaming like you creato, why
(31:53):
you're following me and bob trying to get my attention.
I'm not interested in and blah blah blah blah, and
they're like, yo, look at your car. She had driven
off with the fuel the fuel hose, and she's like
and she.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Goes back to the car and she takes it out
of the gas tank and she throws the whole thing
in the backs. You guys are creepy. You guys are creepy.
But you following me. And there's like, like, yo, just
shut up for one second, look at your car.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
It happens you have the wrong perspective of the world.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Right all right, Here is another clip. This is the
other woman and Morgan's got the picture of Greg. By
the way, Greg, you do look stunning. Don't let it
get to you the way. That's the way. It's clearly
gotten the.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Can we now reassess their earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
No construction worker I'm yeah, so flat well construction worker
for like the village people. Maybe all right, here take
that is Greg effa bol.
Speaker 15 (32:55):
This is going to take a little bit of effort.
He looks like, Okay, this guy looks like his credit
score is seven fifty for I mean, I mean the
costco pants, the shirt, I mean, maybe maybe if I
wanted him to pay for like shoes and dinner, and
(33:18):
paying for more than dinner. Actually, his thighs are skinny. Oh,
but you know what they say, a skinny man can
lay it down.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
So well, yeah, that is an old saying. Is not
the phrase my grandma used to say that. I've not
heard that. But this goes back to what Gina's been saying,
because her husband's like super skinny's thin.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Got Yeah, and there's there's some do that and can
he lay it down? You can lay it.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Down because skinny guys don't get gassed out. Yeah, this
lady sounds like she's church built for church.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Have you heard that before?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I built for church.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
No, a skinny guy can lay it down. I've never
heard that that phrase before either.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I guess I've heard it. I don't agree with it,
but yeah, it's about preference.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, not skinny guy can lay it down. Greg, that's good.
That's that bodes well.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But you know what they say, a skinny man can
lay it down. You know, maybe actually I could be convinced.
I could be convinced.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh she's coming around. Greg.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Would you like to make a form of rebuttal to
the costco pants accusation?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah? How dare you? I believe these are Marshall's pants.
Although isn't that a bad thing because we were just
talking about how that Kirkland thing is huge. Costco is
cool right now, the Costco brand stuff, all the Kirkland,
the Kirkland sweatshirts and.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Teens and twenties, not amongst this lady's age, maybe and.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Maybe a lot among the brunch ladies would have been cooler.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, have the logo on it, right, a lot of Yeah,
they thrown a lot of shade on your outfit, right,
I think it's.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
A very normal Just don't get it. I mean, I
don't care, but I don't understand how a button up
shirt could be any different.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, sixty six says in my experienced, skinny guys have
huge d's. Yeah, is that portion? I was going to say,
is that like an illusion? Like it because fat rolls
maybe hid it. Well, it's like the idea with pubes,
like if you cut the pubes down, the mailbox looks bigger. Right.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
They mean you've heard that. It's one of the things
that you've heard. It definitely helped, right.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So if the rest of you is like very small,
skinny whatever, and then you just have like even an
average penis is going to look better on the skinny
guy that it is on, you know, someone like me.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
I think of like the classic and berry Wood, the
guy who sits, he is sitting on the bed with
his Oh yeah, and that guy's enormous, huge black guy.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Why would why wouldn't you groom? Anyway? No matter what
you're rocking.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
It takes thirty seconds and it only helps five four says.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
This just proves the whole construction scenario these women used
never really happens to them. It's not a bunch of
construction workers cat calling women on the street.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Yeah, that's a trope that I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That seems like so eighties. How often are you walking
by constructions?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
But just to take the compliment, ladies, exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Exactly Morgan like some guys that I'm you know the
Woody Show yesterday. Guess what happened to me? Guys kinda,
I was in this conversation with this guy. We're in
(36:25):
Dallas and they had a bunch of clients and everybody
from the radio station in here. And uh, they brought
a bunch of people. They had a band that came in,
huge food. Seen the food spread the food like this
radio station you know what you show headquarters, the most
they'll do is bring on like I don't know, like
a couple of pizzas or something. Every yeah, yeah, exactly,
(36:46):
this in medic going to send you a picture of
the spread right now. They had different kinds of shaddow,
like one that had like, like I said, like flaming
on top of it. They had.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
They had these little like miniature crab cakes that had
like giant lumps of crab in them, and different and.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
All that coconut shrimp, that biggest meat balls, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All kinds of they had. They oh, Canole's, which I
hadn't had a Canolian lot. They had little mini cheesecakes.
It was. It was anyway. So I'm in a conversation
with I'm in a conversation with this total queen Greg right,
and he's like, yeah, I hear you can I just
tell you you have beautiful eyes. Has anybody ever told
(37:29):
you that you have beautiful blue eyes? No, nobody's ever
said anything about my looks being anything good.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Did he comments on your blimp lips?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No he didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
He was tryingly staring at him. Your lips are delicious.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So I hope you're I hope you're offended when somebody
finds you attracted, like.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
You say, ill, gross, I'm gonna call hr.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
I did put my hand like over my chest and
then my other hand on top of that.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Had I one, Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Like the hug where you just touch your hands on
the shoulders, Yeah, no, where I turned my palms outwards
and I reach out to hug him. I turned my
palms to the outside and then put my arms riding up.
It was so good to speak to you.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, hey, you've got that kapla. But now he's gonna
follow you home and kill you. Yeah right, so.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, Oh dude, look at the food that I texted.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Have you ever seen that? Yeah, this is a work meeting.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Is that a piece of salmon with the lemon? Yes,
it's like a thousand feet long.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You guys, my house were Super Bowl. We were at
ninety seven, won the Eagle. You're at a state dinner.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah, that looks insane.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Swings for the food, Yeah, they had food on swings. Wow,
it ruled all right at.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
A bar full bar.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Kay the show.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training,
Free Play Correct World. Thank you so much for being here.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. We got Menace. There's Gina Grant,
Sea Bask, good morning to you. Sammy is here. We
got Mortgane. She's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two two
(39:16):
nine eight seven. Got a brand new red neck news.
Sea Bass has a story for m I the a
hall so you can place your bets, guys. Yeah, all right,
and before we get to the red neck news. I
didn't realize this, but Virginia's state flag has a bear
booby on it. What oh hot statue. I didn't realize that,
(39:40):
but some parents in Texas did, and they say it
should be censored for the children. The school district near Houston,
they yanked a lesson about Virginia from their online platform
for their third through fifth graders because the state flag
shows a Roman goddess with a partially exposed boob. I mean,
this is this is what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
How long been that? And now we.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Notice school officials say it violates there're no nudity policy
for elementary library material. The flag features the goddess vertus
standing over a defeated tyrant. Yeah, boob out sword up.
Speaker 6 (40:15):
Schools like nah, don't like women power women probably weird too,
but yes, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Actually I even looked it up. It's in English speaking
countries that that's the Latin right pronunciation of it.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
As a Latin speaker, that's what I pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But in the in all English speaking countries, if you're
not speaking Latin, that is the acceptable pronunciation. This is America. Yeah,
trust me, I saw the name and had to look
up the pronunciation.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
You didn't ask your kids. There's your kids are learning that.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I could have. I could have, but yeah, it's it's
a it's a chick with her boob out.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's a drawing of a chick with her boom though. Yeah,
like a really bad animated drawing of a chick with
a That's what I want you to do. I want
you to take a sharpie or a black marker and
just draw a circle and put a dot in the middle.
But that's what you're looking at on this, I mean
it's that detailed.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Guys, Everybody freak out.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (41:05):
It's like a B cup?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's a nice sea.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
Yes, it's very trying to think could I could I
ever in my life have whacked it.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
To that as a kid, you would have tried no
desperate moment, I can say, perky. If you have any
am I the a hole questions for you, We'll be
happy to hear you out as well. Uh Sea Basket
going to share his story. We've got a brand new
redneck news here. First, So what do you show if
your sister's college fund involves two for one.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Table dances and you're her Vegas kntrememeaters.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Read Nick news Man, Today's redneck News. This is from Hanover, Pennsylvania,
where you got this forty seven year old broad name,
Crystal Goss. Crystal is a classic textbook white trash name.
By the way, is it not Crystal one? Crystal? I mean,
(41:57):
I'm sure when they tried to come up with name,
I mean Crystal met right. Yes, it kind of looks
like crystals. But also the people who use this stuff,
a lot of them will be named Crystal perfect. Anyway,
she goes into a store, and in this particular store,
they have a refrigerated room with a big sign over.
You've probably seen one of these places. It says beer
Cave Love. Yeah, And so that's where you would go
in you would pick up some cold beer. Crystal walked in,
(42:20):
she pushed a case of the beer out of the way.
She pulled her pants down and took a dump one
of the shelves, and when she was done, she pulled
up her drawers. She walked out back to her SUV
and then she just left. Now, I know what you're wondering.
Does this place have bathrooms? Yes, they do. In fact,
they're right next to the beer cave. So making a statement,
(42:41):
the entire front wall of the beer cave is glass,
so she didn't have much privacy in there. Greg. There's
also a camera inside the fridge, and so it was
all caught on video. Police didn't mention the motive, but
Crystal was charged with open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorder, the
conduct and created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
That's correct.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Oh, and the report mentions what Crystal does for a
living or what she used to do for a living.
I'm guessing they're going to fire her after there's any guesses.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
Hair stylist, quality control, Yeah, hairstylists quality control, cashier cashier.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Walmart research chemist, research chemist works at Walmart.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Nope, she is or was the director of food and
nutrition for the local school district.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Man, They're gonna have to get the sloppy Joe's elsewhere. Yeah,
that's from a Hanover, Pennsylvania, forty seven year old Crystal
Goss who stopped by the store, pulled her pants down
and pooped in their beer cave.
Speaker 19 (43:40):
And that is today's raid. I think the ultimate white
trash name for a woman is Brittany.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Brittany. Yeah, that's brilliant. What about the Tiffany?
Speaker 8 (43:53):
I think Tiffany, I see your Brittany, and I raise
you a misty mister Candy Candy.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Yes, yeah, she's a street horror, a street whore names
because you can always put like Tiffany or Alexis in there.
But that's what about Mercedes's stripper? That's a stripper, Merced
he's anumber classic, it's always stripper.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
All right, I'm asking chat GPT the ultimate white trash.
Oh here's the response, said white trash names for women.
It responds with, all right, you want some down home
chain smoke and mountain dew, sipping court dates, skipping numb.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Number one on the list. Crystal, Yeah, Destiny Sure, Amber, Yeah,
Brittany is number four, Candy, Tiffany, Misty, Brandy, Shanna, Tanya,
Oh sure, Tanya is a white trash name. Okay, how
(44:57):
about this Eli, Starla, Crystal, Chastity, Summer, Dakota Dakota, Rock Sand, Cheyenne, Trina,
and Joe Leane.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Oh yeah, she is a whore.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
So I asked rock which is supposed to be the
fun cool? AI give me a list top ten white
trash fee Milliames, I'm not going to do that. The
term white trash is to.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Rock it TOI chat GBT is all about it on
the list. Yeah, all right, So we're gonna take a break,
then we'll come back. C Bass has a story, something
that just happened. He wants to know is he the
a whole? Maybe more than one story? Maybe more than
one story. And we've already got some people in the
text sending theirs in. If you're wondering whatever you did
(45:39):
or said, whatever situation is, are you the a whole?
We're more than willing to give you an unbiased opinion and.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
We'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, we'll let you know if you're a jerk. I
have a question for you, guys, too, would I be
the a hole a future test like, you haven't done
it yet. I haven't done it, So you haven't done
it yet. You're you're contemplating anything to do with the
garbage situation. No, okay, but a different neighbor all right,
that is another neighbor beat gotta be not yet another
(46:09):
neighbor situation? What's already you want?
Speaker 12 (46:13):
Burner media, rare burger media, rare.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Bitch is so needy because I'm Russian Asian act He's
the best thing being Asian. Honestly, the white love back
he Uh. People on the on the text saying they
don't even have to hear the story. They're willing to
bet that Sea Bass was the eighth Yeah, well that's
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not impartial. Yeah, that's such a good based on experienced
Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
The segments over then think got me.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, maybe we'll see he's got a story. You were
asking us, So it's gotta be Uh, it's gonna be
in the gray area.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
I felt sort of bad about it, that's why.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well, emotion, that's maybe a bit myches hot size. How
does that go?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
That day?
Speaker 6 (47:04):
Let's say that I felt like I should feel baby
bad about this. Now, guys, there's a bag of bagels
over there. Came from one of the food delivery services.
I shan't say which one, but I did the.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Same thing recently. Hold on before you go any further.
I don't know where this is going to go. Are
you the a hole? And you brought these menace already?
Ate one? So I did too. I don't know what
happened to these bands. I know I did not. I
just to go off. I okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Well, the last time I got a delivery, the driver
I get the little thing like, oh so I showed
the map, but it's very convenient, so I can go
walk downstairs, pick it up right when it's arriving, so
on and so forth, and it's you know, Alexandria is
coming with your delivery. She'll be there in one minute.
There she is a little picture of her walk downstairs,
drives up, and who pops out of that car not
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Alexandria whatsoever. And some guy with like a mustache. And
I looked in the car. Because sometimes people will drive
with a partner, yeah, which which is actually quite smart
if you can afford it. Because office buildings, apartments very
hard to park. A lot of times. I will I
even like it when they have like a teenager with them, Like,
I'll take that. That's cool. It's kind of like going
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to work with your parents. That's nothing wrong there, right, Well,
I looked around it. There's nobody else in that car.
It's not Alexandria. Now, the food came properly, it came promptly.
This man was not well, not impolite. Thing was perfect. However,
you bet your ass he got reported.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
Oh yeah, you know what happened to Alexandria beca It wasn't.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
This is a fresh account. This like this account because
it tells you like they're rating like eight thousand something
proper delivery. So I've heard that they rent out their accounts, right,
that's very common, like especially not to This is not
to get into the politics of it. But let's say
you either you can't get a job, or you can't
you don't qualify for some reason to work for one
of the companies. Let's just say your background check doesn't fly. Yeah,
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whatever the reason is, you someone else will loan you
their account. Oh damn, and do you pay them a cut?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Obviously you can ask you a question yes, as I'm
trying to figure out how much of the a hole
you are here to what degree? So your food got there,
was correct, everything was on time, and he was polite. Yeah,
the but clearly personating it was it was there, it
was correct, on time, and he was polite. What so,
what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I'm surprised he didn't make a joke like thank you, Alexandria.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Well, the problem is that how you see this lot
too now is how often do we see oh, fake
door Dash or fake Amazon or fake Uber shows up
and steal stuff. So this opens the door for that,
because what's the you know, if you are a let's
say whatever, any kind of delivery driver, Well, you don't
want to steal something you just dropped off because your
your identity is all over the place, right, Well, if
you're using someone else's account, no it's not.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
I think I agree with you.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
And from what I hear I certain apps, not this
one obviously, but like they'll make you do a face scan,
like if you're driving Uber before you even start your shift,
because it's become such a problem people taking over accounts.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Well, what if this was Alexandria's husband or something. Okay,
that's and they kind of share the job.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
Then why can't she get her own account?
Speaker 4 (50:13):
They should both be in the picture.
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Well, why why couldn't you get your own account? Though?
That's that's so weird. It's not a hard thing to
do because, like you pointed out, he probably didn't qualify
for whatever pass muster. Maybe I don't want some sexual
predator delivery.
Speaker 5 (50:31):
I agree with that.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Shocking.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean everyone, you couldn't just send someone
to go to work for you anywhere else, and everyone
goes through a background track for a job. There are
reasons for that, and that's clearly not the job.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
If I'm the if I'm the manager of the whatever
it is, door Dash or whatever company company, yeah, I
really don't know what he use. Yeah, but if I'm
the manager, I work for that company, well the thing, Yeah,
then I do. I do care. If I'm just the
customer and I'm ordering this case bagels and they show
up and they're on time and they're untampered, and I'll
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be out of the other thing. I never look at
I never look at the name of the person who's
delivering like a door Dash order. I look at the
photos attention. So I'm saying that you are the a hole.
I'm saying yes. Sammy says no.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I say no.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
On the text over to two to nine eighty seven,
is Sea Bass the a hole? Yes or no? Technically
I understand yes, they are not following the rules. That's
not the way it's spot. I'm just wondering, as a customer,
why you.
Speaker 6 (51:34):
Care, because I don't want to open the door for fraud, abuse, theft,
et cetera.
Speaker 8 (51:38):
Well and also being a feminist, you don't want it
to freak out a woman who is expecting a woman
to deliver.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
Yeah, thank you. I didn't want to stand on that myself.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Somebody else on the.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Text says, you know what if this what if this
person was transitioning?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Well, that's the thing. It wasn't even closed, like the
race was off it.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
It wasn't just the beard and the name. I mean,
do you do you look for things to call on
to report? Like do you get a boner over that?
Like is that something that brings you kind of like
an excitement.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
When you're a hammer? Is everything a nail?
Speaker 6 (52:09):
That's a good question. And it's not the act of it,
like do you enjoy it? It's the act of justicing
is what when I get off on car arcs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Like that has nothing to do with you. It's justice.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
For example, you would always take towels from the gym downstairs.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
You're not supposed to do that. And I'm sure there's
a policy. These towels are not take the premises.
Speaker 6 (52:28):
Let's get returned. There's no policy saying that.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
I'm sure there is to be fair if somebody else
did it. Let's use a better example. Let's use a
better example. Leaving the car in the garage here at
the radio station.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
That's a worse example.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
That's not because there was a rule. We all know
about the rule that you're supposed to tell the and
there's also a rule if you're trying to leave it there,
you have to correct.
Speaker 6 (52:46):
You when you left your car for five days, a
week or two ago, do you do follow the rule?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Hell's point, it's victim is client. This is a victim
victims crime.
Speaker 6 (52:57):
I don't think, well, okay, you're right, I was not
personally victim eyes. But again, we see in the news
all the time about fake so and so drivers, and
let's say, let's say this is a guy who doesn't
have UH for whatever reason, he's not supposed to be
on that app and he screws up and he gets
into a car wreck. You think he's gonna stick around
and they're gonna say, wait, you're That's a lot of
happens every day.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Okay, Again, if it's not, if you're right, if it's
not in your favor, then it's.
Speaker 6 (53:22):
Absolutely And I'm sticking up for the company who.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
That he was so angry about that garage situation, as
if he was the victim here. Now do you get
away with it as long as you get away with
it like men as he got away with As long
as he gets away with it.
Speaker 6 (53:36):
There's nothing to get.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
But when you do get because it's against the rule.
But when you do get called out on it, like
when the sea bass of the garage downstairs calls to
go this random cyber you don't know that. I okay.
So whatever they found out about it, and then they
call you on it, you gotta go, ah, well you
know it was good. While losses no, no, no, he
doesn't say that. He continues to go on and complain
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about it.
Speaker 6 (53:58):
I'm not saying I'm the Rosa Parks to parking garage.
When you see it unjust in any stand up.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
To you can say that's a stupid rule, and somebody
who I don't know doesn't wipe down their gym equipment
can say, well that's a stupid rule.
Speaker 6 (54:12):
That's a posted rule, Greg, and it's not a stupid rule. Okay,
so they don't have to sign not sea Bess said me.
Through careful analysis of the see this is the SAMI argument,
is it? Well, you just feel that way.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
No.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
I carefully analyze the situation and described in detail why
the rules dumb.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
If you can apply to you.
Speaker 11 (54:28):
No.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
No, if if Menas left his car here for five days,
I would never notice number one because it's a dumb
rule to observe because we have so much extra space.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
It's a dumb rule. But you're also negating your philosophy.
Speaker 6 (54:40):
I'm not getting.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
I think it's a.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
Dumb My philosophy isn't stand by the rules. My philosophy
is what's right A couple couple.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Of a couple of things. On the On the text
here one says has Seabas has gone to a therapist?
I think tattling has got to be a mental illness,
Like just for the sheer amount that you do it
I got another one and then the other one. What
if it was guy who was supposed to deliver your
food but it turned out it was a woman who
showed up. Would you have complained about the woman showing
up and it wasn't the guy. I would be much
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less likely to depending on how hot she was right
eats or above your Ward's not mine, I who delivered
drivers never hot number one, but number two. Much to
Gina's point, as a feminist, I would be less likely
because dangerous.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
Because guess who's less more less likely to commit crimes? Truman,
thank you, and I just see Bass the hell out
of this response to a Texter Oh Sweet, who said,
as usual a Sea Bass apologist, in this case, you
are the ahole. Men's just trying to make an honest buck,
I said, not honest. If he's using someone else's.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Idea, he's specifically making a dishonest So I'm with Woody.
I wouldn't not I would not complain, But I am
not against you complaining Sea Bass if that's something that
you feel that you needed.
Speaker 6 (55:49):
To do, because again I don't want that in the system.
I don't want people because that leads to problems. I'm
not knocking you for it?
Speaker 3 (55:55):
All right, Greg, do we ever get an I think
this driver more than likely, and this is what Sammy thinks.
So I'll go ahead and agree with Sammy. He probably
murdered the iron her.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
Murder I think is the A hole. Yes, it's situational.
You don't know what this guy's going through and was
fine just.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
Just for fun. I I don't even think it would
matter what the story was. Bored, What do you think?
I always think best there's the answer. I'm looking for it,
all right, yes or no? On the text over to
two to ninety seven. Then other people are texting in
with their am I the a whole questions. We'll have
that right after the break. Hang on the Woody Show,
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the show. Looking at the text? Here is Sea Bass
the A hole? I mean there's arguments on both sides.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I will say that the one crew that is specifically
on one side are people who claim to be delivery
drivers themselves. They say no, they say they are on
my side completely because it screws them when you got
fakers diluting the labor pool.
Speaker 7 (57:07):
Okay, again, I don't disagree with Sea Bass at all. Personally,
I would not report it, but and.
Speaker 6 (57:13):
I'll say to say, why I even brought this up
as a question is because I saw the side of well,
because it's not like they're faking, you know, being whatever,
the CEO of a company. They're not faking a high
paying job, so the will maybe they're just trying to
earn it, not an honest buck. But again, it opens
the door to all these stories we see about fraud,
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fake robberies, et cetera. And it does screw the system.
And again, these these apps have verification.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
Therefore a reason I really just hope Alexandria wasn't in
the trunk of that car.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Oh you know, yeah, well, if you're just tuning in
Sea Bass was asking am I the A hole? Question?
Because he reported the driver who brought his food because
it said it was supposed to be this woman, and
it was this dude who showed up, But he was
very nicey, had the complete order, Everything was fine in
the food.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
There was no other person in that car.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
I do approve she was sleeping in the back. Similar
for some other am I the A hole? Questions? Here?
This is from the eight one eight? Am I the
A hole? For not letting my boyfriend go to his
female best friend's wedding they used to hook up. I
don't care if it was a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (58:18):
Oh you're the a hole, Yes you are, I think.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
I mean, you see a child you can control if
he goes to.
Speaker 4 (58:24):
A wedding or and you think he's going to hook
up at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
Okay, So here's here, here's the thing on this, and
this is definitely you know, people have an opinion one
way or the other. I think it's more of a
gray area because everybody's not rules, but what they're okay
with and what they're not okay with different for each relationship. Yeah,
if one person, if you wouldn't do or say something
in front of that person, then you probably shouldn't do it.
They say, is it cheating if X, y Z, Well,
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if you wouldn't do it or say it in front
of that person, you know, then it's probably not okay
for your relationship. Maybe you should be with somebody.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
Who is right fine with that.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
Okay with that such a big deal to you. I
can understand why she wouldn't want that. I get that,
But to not allow.
Speaker 5 (59:06):
To tell someone they can't do something, that's a problem.
You're in a bad relationship.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
I think if you're in a marriage, but if it's
just a boyfriend situation, I still don't want to call
her the A hole. But I think I get it,
all right, what do you say, Greg, Yes, she's the
acts the home all right? This one from forbidden him
from going the the four one two put an air
tag in my mom's purse because I knew she wasn't
just running errand she was the damn casino that. Yeah,
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maybe he's trying to help her, just got a problem.
Speaker 7 (59:36):
I mean, if she has an issue, then I don't
think he's an a whole. But he's just trying to
keep random tabs on his mom, that's weird. He's breaking
the law too well.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
I mean again, I think it's a I think it's
a situation where he's clearly trying to help her. Yeah,
I like it, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Sometimes you got to do some of your your own
detective work.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Is let's say it was an alcoholic family member, right,
I want to know if they were really running errands
or are they going to the bar.
Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
Because this is the stuff I always wanted to do.
So I like that somebody went there with it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
But then after you know, what can you do about it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You can confront her. Okay. So if they have I know,
with an iPhone, if you have an air tag on
you that is not yours, it'll tell you that you
are in possession of somebody else's item or whatever does it.
It doesn't do that with the ad Like iff the
mom has an android, they put an air tag in there,
it would they wouldn't alert her, right.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
I wouldn't. Right, you'd have to do it would still
pick up you know whatever they call it, tile or
whatever they use on androids. Yeah, it would still you'd
still pick up the location because there'd be other androids
around to tell you where that location is. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Okay, but it wouldn't give you that warning on the
on the screen like the iPhone.
Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
So thanks for the workaround.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Also, and also this guy's especially not the a hole
because something tells me if she's spending all her money gambling,
then he's having to finance her life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Oh maybe, And I don't know how old this person is.
We can text them back, am I the a hole?
This is from me two one four for bringing my
own food to my friend's dinner party. She's one of
those experimental chefs and I wasn't about to go home hungry.
Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
I've done it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's just the way. It depends on how you do it.
But then you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Then you look rude not eating a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
You say you're a little yeah, you know, not that hungryperware.
Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I guess you can also look rude if you're bringing
your own food.
Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
You could.
Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Yeah, okay, Am I an a whole? I brought this
up before, but we never discussed if I was an
ahole or not. But I've been to weddings where it
is open bar, which I appreciate, but they only have
one bartender and the line is super long. So I
door dashed my own alcohol to the weddings and then
I like, I hit it by the DJ booth.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Am I an a, that's problem solving.
Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
There's no no, It's not like you stole there.
Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
You shared it with other people. But maybe the bartender
got less tips.
Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
And you're saving more alcohol for them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Oh here's someone after your own heart. Sea baths. So
another narking situation, this one from the five oh five.
I says this is more petty than anything, But I
call all the cops on my brother's emotional support ferret
after it crapped in my shoes. Am I the a hole?
Speaker 12 (01:02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
I mean, first off, there's no such thing as emotional support.
Anything that's that's not a term that has any illegal weight.
It's my emotional support crocodile. I think it does suck
to call the cops because then also it's just dumb
because you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Call the cops on people. Yeah, right, it's just.
Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Dumb because once it comes inside the home, that opens
a whole range of possibilities. So I'm assuming that Ferre
it's illegal where he is, which they are in some states. Okay,
else it wouldn't be a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Uh two one five. My siblings all use my mom's
Prime account, but now they're mad I won't give up
my Netflix password. Am I the a hole? Or just
the only one paying for something?
Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
They can afford the five ninety nine a.
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Month's Netflix is the strict one these days.
Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
But you can share an Amazon accounts. Oh yeah, like
you just add other addresses. I guess if you have
a private care that's Oh that's a dumb thing to do,
because your credit cards on there they can be making.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, here's when I park two spaces at the gym,
So no one dings my new car. I pay for
the membership like everyone else. But dude, I hate people
to do they park that angle.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
They go after you.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I park narks is a side project of car narks,
and I will give them a pass if you are
in the way way far back and there's no one
within fire exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
That's why would I be the ahole? Question for you?
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Almost forgot about. The house right next to me has
a three car garage. They park none other cars in
the garage because they're a bunch of sloppy, dumpy people.
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
No, they rule.
Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
They're awesome, they're clean and their houses gorgeous. But between
my house and their house there is ample space for
two cars to park on the string ample. They park
smack dab in the middle, if not slightly more in
one direction, so you can't fit a car behind or
in front. So when I have friends over, they have
to park down the street. Would I be the a
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hole if I saw them? And next time I see
them go like, hey, could you park either all the
way on this side or all the way on that side?
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Why does it have to be right the mine?
Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
They're doing that on purpose so people don't park there.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Yeah, and that's an a whole move.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I don't think. I don't think that's being an a whole. No,
you because you're bringing it up to me, you're not
taking the next step. Yeah, and if you already talked
to him.
Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
About it making a magnet, I would do a purpose
be like, hey, I have some friends visiting.
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, and the last time my head friends come over,
they were parked like that, and they did have to
park down the street. Like, why do you have to
park right in the middle.
Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Because it's either it could be just they're oblivious. I
think that's why they just don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
That's probably it. Okay, Well, thank you everybody for your opinions.
Appreciate the text. Send your text over to two to
ninety seven and give us call eat seven seven four Wooding.
Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
It's definitely one of the coolest things I would say
I've ever done. And this is the question for the
room and for people listening.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Wait, he's the perth your trunk.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
No, by far, the coolest thing I've ever done. I've
told this story before is when I got to take
a flight with the Thunderbird. Oh yes, the US Air
Force invited me to take a ride with the Thunderbirds.
They were coming to town for an air show, and
it was me. I was living in Saint Louis at
the time. It was me, a player from the Saint
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Louis Cardinals, and a player from the Saint Louis Blues.
We were the three people that they invited and we
got to go up and fly with those guys, which
was incredible. What an experience.
Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I told the story before, so by far, that is
the coolest thing I've ever gotten.
Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
And you didn't pass out.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
No of the three of us, I was the last
person to go. Oh yeah, you know they did over
the course of three days, so one person per day.
And so they told me I was the only person
out of the three that did not pass out and
or vomit. Wow, because I followed all the instructions they
sent over. They sent over all these things like two
weeks out, week and a half out, one week out,
(01:05:51):
forty hours twenty four hours day of what you're supposed
to do or not do, and I followed it because
I didn't want to ruin the experience. Yeah, so once
in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
What is good at like studying and doing things properly
that he's into, like he's for the.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Flight training stuff exactly. I mean I was never into studying.
Look at you now, and now it's all I do.
I have notebooks and I'm taking notes and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Doing all these gracious reader, Now, yeah, look at that
coolest thing you've ever gotten to do, Gina grad Well.
Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
I really I do have to say that the takeover
is right up there unbelievable. But if I'm really looking
at big picture, at least from my adulthood, I got
to say, because I'm not much of a daredevil, jumping
off the stratosphere in Las Vegas is one of the
greatest things I've ever done.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I definitely want to do that. I've seen where you
it's like a bungee jump thing.
Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Yeah, it's a jump all the way down. Actually you
don't go back up, and it is. It was this
is probably the scariest thing I've ever done. And there
were a couple of tears and then I just stepped
off the plank and it was the greatest feeling in
the world.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Really cool. Have you ever gotten skydiving? Now? Would you?
Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
You should?
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
I think I would. Yeah, Now, I think I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
It's fun.
Speaker 8 (01:07:01):
Yeah, I'd love to do that tandem. I don't trust
myself to.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Pull Oh no, no, no, no, no no. You don't want
to do a static line jump. If for anybody who's
listening who has never done it and you're interested in it,
don't waste your time with static line. If you're going
to do it, do it tandem. That's where they have
somebody who's strapped to you on your back and then
they're just with you. They know exactly what they're doing.
So if you do pass out or whatever, no big deal.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
They got you. Yeah, but we do that or base jumping.
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Because the static line is the one end is tied
to your parachute pack. The other end of that is
tied still to the plane, and so when you when
exhausts itself, it pulls the shoot oh okay, and so
you don't get that free fall experience, which is the
whole point.
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I can think, like, if you just want to experience
like what a parachute might feel like, do like, I
don't know what, what do they call it? Parasailing?
Speaker 11 (01:07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
I don't Yeah, that's not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It's cool, Yeah, it's fun, but like, the whole point
of jumping out of the plane is the free fall, right, Yes,
so cool, coolest thing you've ever done, Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I think it's because I get so geeked out about
seeing how TV works and stuff. So Menace was part
of this. I was such a huge fan of that show.
The Middle and Story Trisa Heaton, my good friend Patty.
We got to the set in which what we thought
was going to be, you know, kind of your basic tour.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Oh no, it was so much more than that.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Got to watch them film, sat down with the entire
cast in the set of the house in the dining
room of the house, had lunch with the entire cast
that was so taught to them for a couple hours,
and then watched the sat in director's chairs with a
script in our hands and a headset and watched them film.
It was surreal. It was so cool. I mega geeked
(01:08:43):
out about that.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But we also took a tour and we got to
hang out on the set of The Goldbergs. That was
awesome back when we were both really into that show.
And met the kid it was really cool. Met the
mom that was really fun. Yeah, But like walk through
the house and it was so that kind of stuff.
Speaker 20 (01:08:59):
I justks me out on belief how it's done, how
it's done, behind the scene, seeing the script, seeing how
they film, seeing how they have stunt doubles. If they
just have to do a tripping scene, it's just so cool.
Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
It was awesome. Yeah, I mean that's how I felt too,
like with the the experience with Mayans. Yeah, being a
part of it, it's exactly. And you know how like
when you get shot, like all the stuff, or they
put the packs quibbs, the squibs. Yeah, they they wire
you up and the next thing I know, like my
chest is exploding, fake blood everywhere. And yeah, like how
(01:09:35):
to fall like it's just the whole how it works
and how it comes together, and then seeing the final project.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
And then seeing in person it almost looks kind but
when you see it on TV, yes, it looks bigger.
Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Looks Wait, what do you did not have a stunt
double for a year falling over?
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Well No, in fact, they did bring a guy in
who looked just like me for the scene where because
I was a member of the Sons of Anarchy in
Mayan's MC that was on fac and my character every
I mean, everybody dies in that show. My character meets
his death from Edward James Almost's character was we double
(01:10:09):
a sad off double barrel shotgun. So he comes out
of the kitchen. I shoot at him. He shoots at me,
blows my chest out with this double barrel shotgun, and
I'm supposed to fall right and like face first, like
just drop because he just got killed by this double
barrel shotgun. And the guy who's the showrunner and director,
he's like, hey man, I think you can just do
this because because we don't we don't need, we don't need.
(01:10:32):
Don't you just want to do it yourself. I'm like,
do whatever you want. I was just happy to, you know,
be a part of it. And he's like, all right,
so here's here's the thing. When people die. The thing
I don't like about these Hollywood stunt guys is that
they get shot and they flail then they drop. He goes, dude,
and this guy has a pretty badass, you know, dark background,
(01:10:52):
used to be part of a gang, and the whole
thing like that, he goes. When people get shot, he goes.
It's like somebody takes a pair of like gardening cheers
to your fine boom and you just drop. There is
no flailors. No, you just like it like it's like
someone just pull the plug. It's not like you wind down.
You just drop. He goes, that's what I want you
to do, and I go.
Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
So they had me go in the other room with
a couple of the coordinators and we just practice. You
got it, dude. It hurts because it's a hardwood floor.
You're in this house. You know where the scene is
taking place. It's hardwood floors at wrestling map you no, no, no,
there's a little area rug, but it's you know when
it's my fat ass falling, you know. Yeah. It was
uh man, it was cool. It was It was really cool.
(01:11:33):
And to be shot by Edward James almost, I know really, man,
is what about you? Coolest thing you ever got to do?
Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
Man, it's tough because I try to have a good
time all the time. But maybe it's like a smoky
we with stoop Dog was pretty cool. At his at
his compound like where he basically lives. It wasn't a house.
It was like a straight up like almost like.
Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah, that was one of the items on MENACE's birthday list.
And I'm not just saying, like, just so we took
a quick puff. I'm talking about we were in there
for like six hours straight smoking weed. Felt like yeah,
it was like as long as my arm. Yeah, and
the menace came right to work after that. Yeah, And
he had an ashtray guy, which was that's what I
(01:12:20):
learned about an ashtray guy where a guy came in
with like thirteen different ash trays and Stoop picked him out.
Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Oh yeah, that was.
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
A dude who cuts my hair and hammer and nail.
Is Snoop's current ashtray guy?
Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, because I mentioned that story because you're talking about Stoop,
I was like, oh yeah, And I showed him the
picture of you with Snoop. He goes out, my boy
works for Stoop right now. I go, oh, yeah, what's
he doing? He goes, man, he got these, I said,
I heard about the ash trays. He goes and the
pays real good.
Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Yeah, and like points out where he wants to down.
That was cool.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
I had a lot of fun just recently kicking a
field goal at the super Dome. They allowed me just
like it was empty and just like kicking that. Our
friends that own a Lamborghini dealership they'd let me take
out one.
Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Of the cars and just let it rip. That was
pretty cool. I don't know, it's hard to even remember
some of this.
Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
Your wife, Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
What about falling in love menace? That was cool, Sammy,
coolest thing you've ever gotten to do.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Mine's gonna track so hard for me. We're gonna make
fun of me. But when I held a hummingbird.
Speaker 13 (01:13:24):
Out in the wild was like the coolest. I know,
you're like, oh, it sounds lame, but it's not, because
how often would you ever get to hold a hummingbird
just without trying, not having like oh I'm gonna have
like call it over with this sugar water or whatever,
all these different things that you can try and do
or go to a sanctuary or something. I literally it
was on the ground. It slid down off a trash can,
(01:13:45):
and I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Like, oh, I hope it's okay.
Speaker 13 (01:13:47):
I thought it was stunned or something, but it was
still awake, and I kind of just nudged it with
my finger and it hopped right on my finger.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Oh my god, that's the coolest. That was your dad, Grandpa, You're.
Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
Like, right, I was like a dizzy princess for a minute,
like that's the closest I've ever got. And I held
it out my finger and it chilled for a while.
Decided that it was gonna, you know, fly away at
a certain point, and it flew and it like kind
of hit a window and slid back down, and I
was like, dude again, So then I just I just
slid my finger right underneath.
Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
It, and it hopped right back on. And then I
walked carrying it.
Speaker 13 (01:14:19):
Over to like near a tree and just sat there
until it got to the tree. But it liked me
and it trusted me, and I was like, oh, babe.
Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Wow, that's the coolest thing.
Speaker 13 (01:14:31):
Very cool because it's not something that really happens often, right,
Like you can't pay to do it. It's not like
an experience that you could kind of like wiggle your
way into. It just happened so naturally, and it really
was like being a Disney princess.
Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Sammy founded terminally ill. Hummingbird ended up being okay. It
flew up into the tree after all.
Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
I think it maybe was wondering to fly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
It was out in the woods and you know, very magic.
Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
When I was leaving work that day. Oh, it was
literally right outside of our building. It was just bizarre
and really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Imagine this is no.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Like a bleepe. So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
Eight seven seven forty four woody. That's eighty seven seven
forty four woody. On the text, somebody says, true story.
I was sixteen years old in Vegas with my family
for New Year's and I ran over my cousin's abusive
husband with his own car.
Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
And when the cops are called, they realized how much
of a douchebag you truly wasn't let me go, no
consequences whatsoever. We have a way, yeah, all right, So
the way Last Man Standing works. We set the topic,
in this case, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
And then on the phones you call in, you share
your story. We hear the first one and the second one aside,
(01:15:55):
which out of the two sticks around, and we just
keep doing that till the end of the segment, which
everyone's left to the end. They will be the winner
and give themselves a prize. Let's go to how about Carrissa.
Good morning Carissa, Carrissa, Good morning, all right, you guys,
we're doing great, all right. So what's the coolest thing
you've ever done?
Speaker 12 (01:16:15):
So?
Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
My now husband and I traveled down to the southernmost
city in the world, Uya and Patagonia, and we crossed
the Drake Passage over to Antarctica with like twenty five
foot waves, and over in Antarctica we ended up getting married.
The ship had I know, I'll babe, the ship had
(01:16:36):
just someone conducting the ceremony and there were just penguins
waddling all around us. And we legally got married there.
And then afterwards we did a polar plunge in the
Antarctic waters.
Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
It was wow, how long can you stay in there? Water?
Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Ever?
Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
Not long at all? It really takes your breath away.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Yeah kidding half a second? God, I'm a cold water
ever do that? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Greg and I an con never again?
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah all right, Chris, I hang on one second. All right?
So she got married in Antarctica with penguins after coming
most part of the world. Yeah, let's go to Matthew. Hey,
good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 10 (01:17:12):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
Love you guys, love you be all right. So what's
the coolest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
So?
Speaker 10 (01:17:18):
My coolest thing, and it's definitely my proudest moment. Everybody
in my eyes think is cool. But I actually delivered
my now seven year old son at home in the bathtub,
just me and not with mom anymore, but his mom
so delivered him all by myself.
Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
He was at the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Was born seven years old. And that's cool. That's wild
seven now, Okay, I thought you gave seven year old?
Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Was the plan for you to deliver?
Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yep?
Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
My ex was she wanted to do the all natural
route and at home, and so I like, looking back
at it, it might have been one of the dumbest
things we've ever done.
Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Also, but okay, did the.
Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
Homework and the research and everything went well.
Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
And yes they're legally a doctor. Now okay, so who
is going to move on to the next round? What
do you stay together?
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Yeah? Definitely married with penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Really yeah, the baby thinking.
Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
I don't even like the penguins one, but I'm voting
for that one.
Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That one, Matthew, he delivered his own baby. What situation
would I rather be?
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I have to do that, Chris, Chris is moving on. Hey, Matthew,
thank you for the call. Hey, one last question, did
you get to chew the cord off with your teeth,
not like a beaver.
Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
Yeah, if I wanted to, but I did cut it myself.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Matthew, thank you for the call. Appreciate that. All right.
So now it's the Antarctica penguin story. Uh, and then
we have Mia Hey, good morning, Mia.
Speaker 16 (01:18:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
All right. So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 17 (01:18:53):
Okay, So back in early two thousands, Tony Hawks headed
boom boom hankdy I'm going around yep. At this point,
I was in Atlanta and I had a buddy, Neil
that I grew up with the Radondo did his mom
up knew that he was on the curcuit with the guys.
He hit up Rick Thoring, which was very empty of
the night. Rick was gonna let me backstage to go
(01:19:13):
see how to the boys and everything that was skating
and bmxing himself. Security wouldn't let me in, so he
ended up throwing me on the tour bus and he
ended up throwing me on BINGI and Joel from Good
Charlotte's tour bus.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:19:30):
So we hung out with both dudes and played with
a lot of notes candy, and then after the show,
all show They're like, whoa, what the f bomb do
we do out here? And I'm like, well, there's a
lot of cool little clubs we can go see. So
I took them on, like a little tour of prominent
(01:19:54):
would have to take a clothes off club club and
the Cheetah and I got you Cherry Dave near himself
until he told me he had million yellow legs, So
I dropped the one purpose just for being a douchebag.
And yeah, partied all night with them and got them
into the state line so they can go on to
(01:20:15):
their next stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Okay, there's there's Mia, all right, Okay, all right, sorry
to put her on hold before the story went on.
Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah, so she was on the tour bus with good Charlotte,
did a bunch of blow and partied. Yeah all right,
So who gets your vote? Gina grad It's.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
A good story, but I feel like I've heard it before.
We get you know, we get the vibe.
Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
I like the penguins, the penguins, Okay, Greg Gory, Yeah,
I agree with Gina's take on that. All right, going
wedding menace.
Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
I think we're jaded because we're around a lot of
artists I think if you're just like going to hang
out some artists and the Strip Club, that'st we who
gets your vote? So I'm going with shrip Club and
and hanging out with artists.
Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Okay, I'm going Married with the Penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Wow, Married with the Penguins carries again. But me, I
thank you for the call, appreciate you listening to the
show always. All right, let's go to Brie. Hey, good morning, Brie,
good morning, good morning. All right, what's the coolest thing
you've ever done?
Speaker 17 (01:21:13):
So?
Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
I used to go go dance at Headhunters in Austin
and we did sideshow acts and there was a two
story club and so I hung from hooks to rob
Zombies song a.
Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Living Dead Girl, and in that.
Speaker 16 (01:21:28):
They have a video of me hanging and dancing in
mid air. And so I guess medal and Lace got
called or not Meddal and Lace Bar Rescue got called
in for our bar and we ended up performing for them,
and I got to see reality TV be performed in
multiple takes and they use my suspension act for Bar.
Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Rescue, suspended from hooks like it's like a two story building.
What were the.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Hooks hooked to.
Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
My back?
Speaker 16 (01:22:01):
I was dancing.
Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
No, we're not in her skin.
Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
In her skin, no for the hooks in your physical body.
Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
They were Actually you don't have seen that.
Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
We're checking.
Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Yeah, she's like, body god, Yeah, it's pretty insane.
Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Were you in the lotus position?
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
She's like, you got to move around like it wouldn't
tear out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
It doesn't.
Speaker 16 (01:22:29):
Actually we taper it larger so it doesn't bleed, no
real anything.
Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
All right, Well it's uh, let's get some votes here, Gregory, who.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Gets your vote?
Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I mean, I admire that she can do that, but
that freaks me out, So I'm gonna stick with the
wedding in Antarctica, all right, Gina.
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
See, she thinks the coolest part of her story is
the reality TV, but we think the craziest hook So
I gotta go Penguin because we don't because it's a
different she. It's not the reality TV part that impresses me.
Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I'm going hooks just from the ability. Yeah, so you're
going to Penguin.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Hanglish all right, I'm going hooks all day, Hooks, Sammy Penguins, Penguins.
Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah, we're's sea bas go all right, Bret, thank you
for call. I appreciate listening to Woody show. That's wow. Damn,
just like hooks for the first time. No, think I'm
going to try hook.
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
The reason I know all about it is because we
used to work with somebody that did that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah. Yeah, let's go to Nicole. Hey, good morning, Nicole morning.
All right. So, coolest thing you've ever done? What is it?
Speaker 21 (01:23:32):
Well, I used to be a zoo keeper and I've
done a lot of cool animal experiences. But i used
to intern in Texas at a big cat rescue, so
I lived on site with fifty plus tigers, lions. We
had a lion cub hanging out in our house with
us at night. So yeah, accept a lot more people.
Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Yeah, did you bottlefeed it?
Speaker 21 (01:23:55):
We didn't bottle feed it, but we got to feed
it meat.
Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
That's cool. And were you up close with them?
Speaker 21 (01:24:02):
Oh yeah, I got to with the baby. I got
to cuddle with it.
Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
But oh wow, did your arm get ripped off like
tyger king?
Speaker 21 (01:24:11):
No, I stayed safe, although I did get to touch
someone right up close when they were sick and under anesthesia.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Oh yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay, all right, so that's Nicole story.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
You got to wrestle with baby?
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I tell you what was since we have two animal
stories back to back and then we're voting on I'm
gonna let the listeners decide on this one, Okay, smart,
all right, because like if you guys are gonna are
going to vote for like meat hooks and doing blow
with a good Charlotte, Like, I think this is as
like wild as we're gonna get you guys if we
just leave it up to you guys so crazy like
(01:24:45):
this softer the better? What the hell happened?
Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Who delivered his own baby?
Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
But I yeah, Sugust, that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
My point was her cool part of the story. She
was like, I got to see how reality TV show went.
I'm like, no, no, no, that's not the part.
Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
I agree five to six to a bunch of softies.
You guys are going soft penguins and wedding stories. Nuclear
eye roll. Yeah, god, all right, well Nicole, hang on
one second. We're gonna get the listener vote on this one.
But how many people have been to Antarctica?
Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
So pretty cool? You're gonna vote for wedding with penguins
or taking care of baby tigers and lions, So text
your vote.
Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Penguins are lions.
Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Penguins or lions. It's double gate over to two two
nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
It's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Show great now you come back in thank you. See Bess, I.
Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Could have used you in the voting, the one I
have hired all these vaginas we have.
Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
A high support a feminist. I could have used you
in here. Now we're down to merit An Antarctica with
penguins are taking care of babies like tigers and lions. Nice, adorable.
Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
That's a pretty cool job.
Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Somebody said, Hooks, none of this qutt crap, and everyone
says neither. We all lose penguins. Are you kidding? Have
you seen videos of the drake passage? That alone is cool?
Penguins for the wind, thank.
Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
You, going to the southernmost part.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. So it says having the finances
to be able to go get married with penguins is
nice and all, but being suspended from hooks off a
two story building is objectively rat as hell.
Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
Y'all are lane? I voted Hooks she.
Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
The cool parts? Yeah whatever, Still, she did it. It
was and that was part of the story. That was
part of the story for people. Yeah, all right, Well,
the results are in and ladies and gentlemen. Winner of
this round of Last man Standing. What's the coolest thing
You've ever done? Is Carissa and the story about getting
married in Antarctica with the penguins.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
She went the distance, you'll sink.
Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
I got diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
My mouth is trying to the wooden show.
Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
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