FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 5th 2025 Podcast

 The Woody Show September 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show? I think this is the Woody Show.
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Today is Friday. Yes, it's September the fifth, twenty twenty five.
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
My name is what? That's great gory.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
There's Menace, Hi Gina, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is
our video producer. We got Bort and Menji in the
Who's thank you for being here giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. If you want to give
us any feedback on the show, of course eight seven
seven forty four Wooding, you do that, find us follow

(01:21):
us on social media at the Woody Show. This is
our last day of vacation, so the last day of
these best ofs that you've been here on all this week.
But you know what we always say, if you haven't
heard it, if you hadn't heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I should say, it's new to you.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's new.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, back on Monday with an all news show. But
coming up for you today, we'll do some Friday fail stories.
Also the Duiq, Cameo and the Cheapo love What's funn
You know, there's all these celebrities available on cameo, put
it in the categories and trying to figure out which
one out of the two that Sea Bass has for
us is the cheapest menace word of the day. Yes,

(02:00):
just because it's Friday doesn't mean we can't learn exactly
every day. I figure we start with this. Was reading
something kind of interesting about how the Southern accent is
fading and most likely on its way to extinction.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I don't believe that, yeah, because I mean, I'm I
was born in Ashville, Tennessee. Yeah, and everyone around me
had the accent. When I go back home now it's
it's much disappearium.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
They got televisions and.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Movies, modern life.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
So what will the country singers do, Sammy less endearing,
They're still.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Gonna like lean into it or they can turn it on.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah, I mean get they'll fake it like they do
now due me. Well, look at Chanel West Coast. She
has a country song out right now and she sounds
mega country.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
She has so much twang. Chanel West Coast, Yeah, Greg,
Chanel West Coast.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Greg, She I mean I know who she is. I
watched Ridiculousness, and she's the chick that sits there.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling
up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid
sounding uneducated or or quote to hometown. Even kids born
and raised in the South, they're talking like they're from
California now.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But if you can just drop the accent.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But I would think like people would want to move
to a certain place because they'd want to be a
part of whatever that is. Like they like the whole
Southern charm, like the Southern God.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
What is the accent that everyone puts on when they
want to sound stupid or mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.
They don't put on the Baltimore. They don't put on
green they do Baltimore, Baltimore.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
People know that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, the Massachusetts accent. They don't.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
New York.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
They don't put New York. It's all kind of version
of the same.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
They don't put on a long line of accent when
they want to sound dumb, they do. I still I'm
a dumb hit exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well, it depends on what it's about.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Mostly almost always yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult in brand hillbilly
redneck it.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
So that's the enjoy this other night.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
I know, I like it.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, I mean it's it's nice, it's it's got that
comes okay, uh like it depends, I mean because there's there's
a difference, right like uh, I think there's one that
sounds like kind of sweet and there's hey y'all, but
then the ones just like you know, like we're there
was I don't get I don't know how to appropriately

(04:23):
appropriately described. You're like, there's a different sweet hey y'all,
would you like some more sweet to right, It's.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
Like the.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, right, like if you went I think there's maybe
certain situations like if you needed open heart surgery and
it was a life for death, right, life for death,
and you go in, they're like, all right, now you've
not met this person, you're not talked to them yet.
You just did your research, you found the best heart
surgeon on earth, and you went in for your consultation
and go all right, man, so here's what we're gonna do.

(04:52):
What we might do. We're gonna open you up, We're
gonna go in there we're gonna clean all that out
and then we're gonna you'd be like, maybe route, maybe
I'll call number two.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
On the list.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Some people so technically wouldn't care. But I hear what
you're saying. Now, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now, technically everybody has an accent, right, Yeah, I don't
think any of you guys have one. I don't think
I have one.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
My wife doesn't believe that she had it. My wife
did not believe that she had one until she met you.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
True story.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
She definitely has an accent.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, because the minute that the minute that great because
she's from Saint Louis, so it's that whole like kind
of Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah at the a's or I have.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
A black backpack. Yeah, it's in my cadillact.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
It used to be way worse.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, I don't talk like that. Yes, yes you do, right,
yes you do.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
I got to listen to her more.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, us, Gina, I guess found this student.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yar.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
It's been popping up on your feet or something.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Yeah, and now I'm like obsessed with that. I don't
even have a dog.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
And it's fun with accents. So a we love accents
around here.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Yeah, on the show, this guy's names Charlie. He and
his wife have this dog training facility called Cherry Hogs,
which I guess is a slang term for dogs in England,
which I'd never heard. He's clearly sure, he's clearly English,
very like sweep your chimney, Governor. But apparently this is
in Minnesota where they move, so okay they have They

(06:22):
have like half a million followers on Instagram, and he's
just like this angry dude that sits in his van
surrounded by dogs and answers questions. He has a lot
of opinions on the way people train their dogs and
feed their dogs. So in the first clip, Charlie talks
about how to train your dog to stop barking like
at the door. First, he says, you have to kind
of grab the dog and say no firmly a few times.

(06:43):
But if that doesn't work, it's time for the crate.

Speaker 11 (06:45):
Put them into the association, just like a naughty little kid.
Oh but my dog will hate the fun cry gets
off the fune and all these I've had to you
that you can't use the crate as a every reenforcement
I got.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Sent to my bedroom every day.

Speaker 11 (06:58):
Did I hate my bedroom or did I not being
a little calls in menace to society? Yeah, not being
with my friends. I ain't the num. I still slept
there every night. Same thing with the dogs. They're not
in the crack gun off. No, they don't like being
isolated from the pack. So as a result, that's why
the association works.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
It makes sense. Yeah, I mean if you think about
it that way.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah, I mean, like I didn't know that, like the
pack leader thing was so important. It's not that they
hate the crate. They just don't want like not playing
with you, right, yeah, like barking at the door.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
The little kids don't like to not be able to,
you know, hang out with their friends or play with
their toys. They're being kept from what they want exactly.
So I have two dogs, and one of the dogs,
if I open the crate, she is flying to that
thing so quick I think she's going to hit the
back of them, you know, the crate. But the other one,
like I have to guide her in. She she doesn't

(07:50):
want to go. I've heard people say that that's their
safe space, like that's that's where that's where they're the
most comfortable, and so that's why you shouldn't use it
as a pun. Like don't say I'm gonna put you
in your crate, but don't put them in there when
they're bad, because that's the place they love.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah, but Charlie said, they put me in my room
every day. I still slept there. It was fine, true.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I remember, like, there was this crazy dog trainer that
my uncle sent their dog to and he just had
like a bunch of hand signals. He wouldn't even have
to say anything. He would just do hand signals and
the dog was like And I kind of wondered what
happened at the dog trainer because did they beat this
dog or because one of the things that he had
mentioned I guess was like and I don't know what

(08:32):
the behavior was. If anybody knows, you can hit us
up on the text the two two nine eighty seven
where like you say no and then you take your
thumb and you basically jam it in their throat. Whoa
in their throat? That like, Now, keep in mind, this
is like the late nineties. Yeah, all right, this is
like dog training of the late nineties. It's a dog
training technique where you put your thumb or your fing
like whatever finger in like in the dog's mouth and

(08:55):
kind of push it toward their throat.

Speaker 9 (08:57):
Wow inside not even just on.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
That no, no, not on the outside.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
No.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
And it just gets them immediately.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
To get meto immediately does this.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
This dog that was a big dog too, like, wouldn't
take your hand off? Are you looking it up? Seabouts?
I've seen no results for that.

Speaker 12 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
And you look at like these police dogs and like
these you know, all these training videos and from what
they say, dogs love to be obedient. They love to
follow your command. It's like playtime for them.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
They say, dogs want to have a job.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Right exactly. So next, Okay, I don't know anything about this.
I do not have a dog. But Charlie thinks that
most of us are overfeeding our dogs. And guess how
many times yep, he thinks they should be eating a day?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right?

Speaker 11 (09:37):
How many times achieve feed your dog?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
A guy?

Speaker 11 (09:39):
We've done mollopau these vide eyes and every fucking one
goes Bible because clearly a lot of you numpties feed
your dog more than what we recommend.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Once is the fucking answer.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
And why is that?

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Because dogs are animals, they're predatory animals. They would never
ever eat consistently twice to three times in the wild
paid day. Why is that because it increases the detoxification process.
Mac's the finger feet up recycles god sous so as
a results, feeding them twice a day, morning and night
in a twelve hour period isn't giving the body enough
time to digest the food as a result, the coffee cycle,

(10:11):
the sous the body cock fixes nooks and crudnies. And
this is why your dogs auld die in extremely young.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
He's kind of talking about intermittent fasting. It sounds like
that's the same reason you give for humans to, you know,
lay off the foods your body has times to.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I think it's just calories and calories out still cell recycling, Yeah,
and citing no sources either. So my in law's dog
and they have a Golden Retriever as well. Uh, this
dog is the fattest dog I've ever.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Does make me sense? They feed this thing three times
a day, three meals. They go, well, she gets upset
if oh, well, bid you try it to. Like my
mother in law's on board, like, hey cut back on
the food on this dog. My wife myself, like even
the kids have gotten in on it like hey dogs, Yeah,
like stop giving ginger all that food and uh yeah,
So we feed our dog twice, but we've cut down

(10:58):
the amount. But the thing is she doesn't eat it
all right away like MENACE's dogs do. She grazes on
it throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Sometimes she's just finishing what we put in there for
breakfast at about five pm because she knows we're gonna
put more in there for dinner.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So I have French bulldogs.

Speaker 13 (11:12):
And if you take my French bulldogs and put them
next to anybody else's, yeah, like other people, they overfeed
those things like crazy. They look like fat, huge meatballs
with like little legs.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Here I found it. It was part of alpha dominance
style training.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Unfortunately, putting a thumb down a dog's throat has been
used historically, most commonly mentioned in older or amateur dog
training circles as a supposed way to stop biting her
mouth and chewing aggression, and the idea was making the
experience uncomfortable triggering a gag reflex would discourage the dog
from repeating the behavior.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
That's weird because the way you see dog whisper do it,
which has worked for me every time I try it
is you're just when dog's going crazy. You're doing something
you don't have to do. You just disrupt it and
you don't hit it.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, So no longer it's on the throw, you put
it right in its bottle.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
Apparently I get them to stop fighting. Joe, you're onto something.
According to Cherry Hogs, because he says the same thing.
You've got to redirect their uh, you know, distract them
quickly before they start fighting.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody The Woody Show, and
we are into another new hour Insensitivity training, Fred politically
correct World, Good morning, and thank you for being here
everybody giving us some of your valuable time today. My
name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hie, we got menace.

Speaker 14 (12:32):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
There's Gina Grant. Hello, Sea Bass, good morning to ship.
Sammy's here. Hello, Morgan's taking new calls at eight seven
seven four, Woody. Send us a text Sea Bass if
you'd like over to two to.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Nine eight Seven's try that sometime.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Find us on social media. I look for us there
at the Woody Show. Cameo and the Cheapo coming up
this hour. That's where we get a customed greeting from
some celebrity who's selling messages from a megastar on camo.
We've got some pretty good runs over the years. There's
levels of efforts, but we've turned it into a little
game based on a category. It could be reality shows
or music or whatever it is nineties. And then out

(13:08):
of the two options that we have with trying to
guess who's the cheaper get for a custom message on cameo,
whichever one is, you have a message from the memo
waiting for us. And then we have the Menace Word
of the day.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
This is the.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Word of the day calendar learning. This is the educational
part of the program. And so what we have here
is a word from the calendar. It's the phonetic spelling,
it's the definition. It's also used in a sentence. Okay,
all right, and so Menace is going to give us
the proper renunciation and that he's going to read all

(13:45):
that stuff to us. So we're going to learn what
this word is in case it's not familiar to you, Menas,
what is the word of the day?

Speaker 8 (13:53):
WHOA oh w h o A no?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Is it essentia the water?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
That's a good, that's a good. One right, sammy, yeh
his bottled waters.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Go yea, yeah, that's good quality water.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Uh, it's hmmm uh it's Sirrinteria.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's Serrentia. Now's a good time.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Guys, if you're playing along at home, to text in
your guests of what you think.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He is trying to say, Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
Over to two nine e.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Uh in Sorrentia in.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Serrentia, Yeah, e T yeah c E T E r A.

Speaker 13 (14:49):
And then they look at this guide. Oh wait, it's
in hieroglyphics. Talk about the financieriation guy.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
How about how about this once you read us the
first definition, and maybe that I'll help you.

Speaker 13 (15:00):
Out a number of unspecified additional persons or things that.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Help you out.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
What is the word? Uh don't now? Can I this
the other one?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
How about another? Stab at it just for fun? Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
It's Sorrentria.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Closer.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I don't think so that from what I heard? All right,
how about I go find the other definition?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Number two?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
And others and so forth and so on.

Speaker 13 (15:36):
Used to indicate that more of the same or sort
of class might have been mentioned, but briefly have.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Been omitted, but for brevity brevity have been omitted. All right,
so any any any more clue now on things? And
still nothing? How about how about another shot at the
words so on and so forth and so and beyond

(16:10):
and beyond and beyond like today after the show.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Was et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Head you're I mean, I.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Just don't think he knows how to say the words
he says, yeah, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, like not
X abbreviated E T C like you say, like I
said this, etceteratera. That's why it's spelled E t Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I thought this would be the easiest one. I thought
to Jimmy, why are doing this?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Because he's been he's been doing so well with the
pronunciations off the bat here recently.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I thought this was some Spanish words.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Well, this is another great chance to talk about the
Latin language. And I'm sure what he's who are learning
Latin might say, Oh, you mean at katerra father?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So is that The proper pronounce.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Would have gotten right over my head because I never
took Latin, not the anglicization. Angelo Saxon, Alright, what is
the word menace.

Speaker 13 (17:18):
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, Okay, all right. Et
cetera a Latin phrase appears in English writing, most frequently
in its abbreviated form et cetera, etc.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
And is Latin for and the rest.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Morens will also say egg et cetera and eggt cetera.
This is not to be confused with Peter Cetera, who
has sadly stopped.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Touring the fact that he butchered the word morons is
pretty good. I feel like I feel like that used
to just taking a shot at you menas ah yeah cool,
not cool cool? Who is that quote attributed to.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
You?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Ka Marry Sumurban.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Number one Japanese.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Newspaper, October.

Speaker 15 (18:14):
Greg, how would you saying? If you had, I would say, like,
bun it is okay, Kori.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's how good the Japanese are.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
They're taking something that's not even close to their language
and they're ragging.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Thank you, jeez good Japanese newspaper.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
So menace.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
The word of today is is et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 16 (18:43):
No, not x.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
It's not like I said et cetera, Okay, you didn't
When somebody busts out of prison. What do they do.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
When they bust out of prison?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeahs from busting out would be what's that word escape?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Escape?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's okay, this is kind of where I'm the same.
I figured that might be the case, right, so escape,
it's not. It's not espresso. It's espresso like the drink,
and a lot of people do that. A lot of
people say espresso.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Or the like I say, language always progresses.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Okay, he's making it better, thank you. It's like I
always say, language always agressive.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Thanksgar, I think.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
So high.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
That's my dog dollar fifty deal at Costco best for
hot dog and soda. Yeah it is, well, thank you, man,
et cetera. The first two letters are E and T.
There's no exors, no d.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Right, well it's just pronounced that way. Dumb ass on
the streets.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Came on the Cheapo is coming up next, Hang on,
just stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
Well, I think that's I think.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, you could have got Souders.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
It sucks, Dow.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I got a lot to get to, including Cameo on
the Cheap.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
So you know, Cameo has been around for a while
now and honestly, I'm I'm surprised it's still a thing. Well,
there was an article a while ago about bankruptcy talk, okay,
because like you gotta wonder, I mean, how many people
are really getting these I guess I think like we
do just because it's ridiculous and you.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Will get overcrowded for somebody's birthday.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
So I've seen it at like wedding receptions were like, oh, hey,
look there's your favorite baseball player.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh you know, my my.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Wife got a greeting for the kids from some like
actor that they saw at that MJ The Musical Thing,
because the kids became obsessed with that, and they've seen
it like a billion times already, so on actual cameo. Yeah,
and they're obsessed with the play actor or the Broadway actor.

(21:00):
Yeah yeah, they thought he was so good and like
great dancer. Obviously it's a Michael Jackson MJ The Musical Thing,
and both your kids, your daughter and your son, oh yeah,
like way into it.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
We've gotten a a couple of gamers to say hi
to the kids, like YouTube got.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
For stuff like that.

Speaker 12 (21:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, but Michael bankrupt, I mean, what could the overhead
possibly be?

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's there if you needed. If nobody's using it, the.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Tech companies just spend, spend, spend.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, and all the stations they do as much as
they can. That's right, Yeah, that's right. So we've turned
this into a game cameo, you can get those greetings.
Uh SeaBASS has a category for us. He's gonna tell
us what the category is. There's two people to choose
from and we have to try to guess who is
the cheaper get between the two on cameo, and it
turns out whichever wants the cheaper get, we have a

(21:48):
personalized It's exciting. And what's crazy is that almost all
the celebrities that do these cameos, they're already really big
fans of the wood show. They knew all about it.
We should have a line out the door if they listers,
they know Manas, they know like all the people on
the show Woody Yeah, Woods, Woody, Yes, and Bass they

(22:09):
know all of us because they listen all the time.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
They watch all the time.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, that's right, all right.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
So first category is Netflix, but specifically Netflix reality shows
and Gina and Menas especially. I don't know if you've
heard this little show called Love on the spectrum.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
What so love the Spectrum now in their third season,
I believe, right, And how they get them to do greetings,
it's where they take folks. It's it's you know, it's
it's he, it's hey, we're gonna do it. You know,
look at these weirdos, but we're gonna put love in
there so you can say, oh so sweet, you know,
feel bad about yourself for staring at people who are
on the autism spectrum.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
You're gonna want to turn Morgan's mic on for that.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
They're a big fans. Oh that's right, Yeah, Morgan is
a big fan. I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh, I hope you got to go one Sea Box.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
So there are a few l O T s or
lots as I'm sure you guys say, spectrum people on
a cameo, including David, who.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I guess he's on every season, Is that right? David
and Abbey? Is that some Yeah, they're like the O
G couple.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Okay, So here is David and Abbey both on the
autism spectrum, and David is asking Abby out to go
on a trip with him.

Speaker 16 (23:12):
I'm the boy with autism who loves a girl with autism.
Since you have been an extra amazing girlfriend. I want
to take you somewhere special. I am bringing you, your
mom and my sisters with us on a wonderful trip
across the world. I want to make your dream come

(23:35):
true by taking you on a fun vacation. Ken, you
say yes to coming with me to Africa to see
our favorite animal.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
The law on.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
David's family's gotten money.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
What does he do for a living that he's yes,
Dad is like an attorney for entertainment or something like that.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Yeah, they're they're loaded.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Is Abby a gold digger?

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
You talk about Jordan Hudson pill belichickch Fort situation. Yeah,
it's pure, it's pure a right, So David, and the
other one would be Greg. This might be more down
your alley. Jonathan Van from Queer Eye.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is there there?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
So Jonathan, Greg, could you describe which one of the
Queer Eyes Jonathan is.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
He has long hair and a very tight beard, almost
identical to Woody's beard, but he more often than not
wears dresses.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Jesus, and he's in charge of hair and grooming.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I think you're misgendering as well.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
They they he's a base. They have long hair and
they have a cropped beard and they are hilarious.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Apparently Jonathan is so hilarious greg in fact, that they've
spun him. They him off from uh Queer Eye and
put him on his own show or he basically it
is called like what is it called Jonathan goes Wild
or something, or Jonathan thinks?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Jonathan tries stuff?

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Well, you know where he started, where we all saw it.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Is it getting curious? Getting curious?

Speaker 8 (25:03):
Jonathan Vanas He used to do this YouTube like short
called Gay of Thrones where he would recap Game of
Thrones in the most flamboyant way, And that's I think
how people kind of getting met him.

Speaker 16 (25:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Well, here's a clip from the trailer for Jonathan's new
show again as what he apparently is a big fan
of Getting Curious.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Hi, I'm Jonathan Ben Next, I got's I love?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I love him?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
You can't smile?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Is exactly half a second into the clip.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Okay, Hi, I'm Jonathan Ben Next. I got burning questions
and I need answers. Why is hair so major? Am
I dependent on snacks? Are bugs gorgeous or gross?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Walking a hand the time?

Speaker 12 (25:52):
My private parts are tingling with fear just thinking about
that feeling I've never done a single axel before.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Our wigs about just wanting to be something different.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
It's about the ultimate self expression. We're trying to think
of ways to imagine food.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
He really hooked up the crickets on that one.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Now the rumor mill says he's nearly impossible to work with.
I've heard nothing but bad things about Ithaps and that
one decorator dude who left the show and then they
had Nate Burgis's partner come in to replace him. He
apparently left because Jonathan was.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Such a Jonathan loves doing this splits by the way.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
You don't want to believe it, Greg, I mean this,
this is not authentic like that. That's that's the biggest
problem I have. When you get a personality like that,
we're just like, man, I don't know, I can't.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It becomes who you are after so long, John Major.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I think all of a sudden, you become a cartoon character,
a cartoon character version.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I think you had a tough time in high school.
So I think it's probably affectations he's had for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I mean, watching this guy for years, I don't think
he's playing it up.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think this is who he is.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
You think those the gate gasps are constant.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sometimes it's a reflex, you know, just happy. Yeah, I'm
making the same noise and it's not out of choice.
All right.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
So one of these Netflix reality show stars is one
hundred and fifty, the other is one hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Who was the cheaper cameo? I think it's going to
be David David, Yeah, because the other the other guy
is going to put a Gucci premium on himself, like
he's going to be like designer cameo.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's definitely David Man, no question.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
He gets that, hey girl, boost in the price. Yeah,
I'm going David, Gina, no question about it, David.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
All right, what do you think, Morgan?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh, wishful thinking?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
David?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
David wishful thinking?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Right, Sea Bats. Who is the cheaper getting on cameo? Well, Morgan, Gina,
you're in luck.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
It is David from.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Love on the Spectrums?

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Does he know my name?

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Did he?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
God?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Morgan, you only have so many characters you can put
into your cameo. Request samit. They try to keep it tight.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
But you know what, I bet you know what I
bet you?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I bet you David looked up the show and probably
went through the whole cast and I got, you know,
did a real good for one hundred and fifty dollars,
take like an hour and really dive into something.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Let's find out.

Speaker 16 (28:14):
Okay, Hello, everyone from the Woodie Show. Everyone from Sea
Bass wants me to tell you thank you for watching
my show.

Speaker 14 (28:24):
Woody.

Speaker 16 (28:25):
I hear you love being a father like me. I
would be one day mess. I'm glad you love zoo
animals just like me. Well, my favorite animal is a lion.
I wonder what yours is.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Greg.

Speaker 16 (28:39):
I hear you love Beverly Hills. That's where I used
to live and that's where I'm working now. And Sammy,
I hear you also love Disney as much as I do.
And Gina, I hear you love to make loud noises.

Speaker 14 (28:53):
Hope all of you.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Up great day. I hear you like to make loud noises.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
So I don't know any on the spectrum.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
So I am asked noises that I asked give me
ten like facts about David from Love on the Spectrum,
and that's what they gave me. Like he makes noises,
he likes animals, he's work be Hills.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Both have synesthesia, but we but his is wrong. He
does the wrong colors.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Oh jesu, but you have that two g.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Yeah, it's not a it's not it doesn't it's just annoying.
It doesn't do anything. Cynes were like, I say the
number six and you see great brown?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
What's sixty round?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Black?

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Brown and yellow?

Speaker 17 (29:27):
Bro?

Speaker 8 (29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Can we do another round?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
We come back.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
We sure can cameo on the cheap all right? Another
one next, hang.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
On conrectly large, Jason Disgusting the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
We're doing a cameo on the Cheap. Oh, if you're
just joining us. We had a round two right before
the break Netflix Stars, and we got a cameo from
David you guys, son of David and Abbey on Love
on the Spectrum.

Speaker 16 (29:53):
Hello, everyone from the Woody Shells, everyone from Sea Bass.
Wants me to tell you thank you for watching my show, Woody.
I hear you love being a father like me. I
would be one days. I'm glad you love zoo animals
just like me. Well, my favorite animals a lion. I

(30:15):
wonder what yours is.

Speaker 11 (30:16):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I hear you love Beverly Hills.

Speaker 16 (30:19):
That's where I used to live, and that's why I'm
working now and Sammy, I hear you also love Disney
as much as I do. And Gia, I hear you
love to make cloud noises. Hope all of you have
a great day.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
All right, Love David, everyone from SeaBASS, just thanks you. Yeah,
that's all right, thank you, David, KEMYO on the Cheapo.
You can always get these celebrity greetings, these customized greetings Cameo.
And then we have a little game here where we've
broken them out into these different categories and out of
the two that we are faced with, the game is
to figure out who is the cheaper get on Cameo.

(30:55):
Whichever one ends up being the cheaper get is the
one that we've gotten the greeting from. And what's the
next category? Sea Bass Nickelodeon stars.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
There are obviously former child stars from Nickelodeon now adults
on cameo. You guys, I'm sure Samuel remembers the Amanda.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Show, of course, which is now that's that for folks.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Listening, they're like, Amanda, what what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
That's actually now we know her as Amanda Bynes Amanda Barnes,
the crazy person.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
But she was a good little actress back then. She really.
Oh yeah, I have a lot of star power. She
started on all that, and then she got her own show,
The Amanda Show.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
It sounds like this, all right, See I'm I'm at
space where you know. Uh so I'm forty eight. I

(31:52):
remember Nickelodeon, but I remember the you can't do that
on television Nickelodeon, and other than that, it was all
Niked Knight. Yeah, so it was all the old sitcoms
and not sitcoms, but you know, I mean the old
TV shows that leave it to beavers and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
They really didn't start putting their own original moo stuff
out correct until what the mid.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Nineties, really, and so I was already past the point
of Nickelodeon being targeted for me.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
And so I don't have a frame of reference. I've
heard of like a couple of the shows.

Speaker 13 (32:18):
Yeah, yeah, how about her movies like are very progressive,
She's the Man, Yeah that was good. And then also
Big Fat Liar was a big movie. So I'm saying
this might be difficult for folks like me. Yeah, I
don't have a lot of frame of reference on.

Speaker 18 (32:33):
Well, for what Nickelodeon did basically, you know, how there
was tgif for Fridays, Nickelodeon kind of did it for
Saturday nights, so there was a whole generation of kids
where it would be all that Keenan and kel Are
You Afraid of the Dark and all these shows that
came out on Saturday night that you would go and
watch the same way you would TGI.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
So much nostalgia. Yeah, and then all right, so it's
either going to be Amanda Bindes.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Right or like you mentioned here before, from Keeny to
kell a few songs if you might remember, it was
done by our close personal r I P friend Coolio.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Oh it's very full.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Here goes.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I thought it was biz MARKI or is that a
different show? Everybody got there with your home boys. I
know BISMARKI did an answer for and don't touch because
you know what's okay?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Like good us Keenan, Keenan.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Then you got a watch Keenan. What what was it?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
What was the the bismar key?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yo Gabba gabba, thank you board, Yo gabb it gabb it. Yeah,
I remember, because I don't know, Well who's so was
the Keenan? Uh Thompson, he's still Thompson. You're twenty five
on sn L right, and then all right, so we're
but not Keenan Thompson. This is for Kelkel Mitchell. Who
Hell Mitchell or Amanda Bynes. I'm gonna say cheaper cameo.

(34:06):
Oh it has to be Kell.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think Kel because I know nothing about Amanda Bines,
but I know who that is, correct and Kell, but
couldn't have told you Kel Mitchell.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
I think Amanda Bines is going to be cheaper.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
She's gone.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
I think she values herself lower.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Okay, I'll be surprised they can get her to do
it at all.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Well, she does them, and I think she's into it,
but unfortunately, I think it's gonna be Kel.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I will go Kel.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I will go with Sammy on this one because she
was really good with that family feud. She's the only
one that nailed the right answer even though we didn't
go with it, and I think she's more dialed into
all this stuff than any of the rest of us. Definitely,
I'll go with Amanda.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Manon Bines face tattoo, septem p. Yeah, somehow that's related
to her mental health declined, Greg what interesting?

Speaker 4 (34:56):
So who's the cheaper get fifty bucks? Get you kill
Mitchell A thousand dollars for man to buy like kel
Mitchell does these in character as his good Burger character,
so prepared to be annoyed.

Speaker 19 (35:10):
Hey, yea man, and I want to give a special
shout out to the Woody Show. Yeah, man, okay, the
Woody Show. That's right, Hey Woody.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Hey, I know you like pies, all right, you eat
a whole bunch of pies.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Greg, Hey, how do you doing?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I know you're dying.

Speaker 19 (35:27):
Starts tomorrow, So tomorrow, get ready because it's starting.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Hey, okay, I know you love fried chicken, fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It is so good.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
You gotta get some fried chicken.

Speaker 14 (35:38):
Get burgers.

Speaker 19 (35:39):
Oh yeah, dude, hell okay, Gina, whoa, I know you never.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Had a burger that.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You didn't like.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Okay, matter of fact, you love home burgers.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Oh you love good brinder up.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Well, have a good Woody Show show.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (35:53):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
This is from Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah yeah cool.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
He's in character of that was the character. Yeah, he
nailed it.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
And no mention of orange soda week.

Speaker 16 (36:06):
That is weak.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
That is week by me because I never watched that
show as much of food.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
That's a reference, you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
That's how you do a cameo on the Cheeko you guys,
so Cal and David two new custom gratings.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
I love.

Speaker 14 (36:26):
The show.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
And we are into another new hour. It is Friday
morning and nice. Oh my god, am I excited? I
can't wait to sleep?

Speaker 8 (36:41):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh really? You got like the vibes. I'm going flying today.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
I am flying today.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, see that's that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm flying.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
I'm flying after work and then I'm going home and
then I'm shutting it down.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, my wife and Gina are going out to dinner tonight.
They're gonna, they're gonna lets out, Greg.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
I'm taking my girl out for a little day.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah, can yeah see what happens. And then she's taking
her downtown. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna eat at the y.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
The only thing on the media is clam.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
A good clam.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
My wife's birthdays next week, so it's like my girl
up for her birth Yeah. It's like, oh, I'm gonna
get your wife something for her birthday. What do you
think that she would like? I'm like, Sterley, yeah, get
more stuff. She loves to socialize with, you know, girlfriends,
and stuff. It's just like meet up for lunch or
a dinner. We're doing your romantic days a wicked Tierra. Yeah, anyway,

(37:35):
that's great gory. There's Menace, what is up? We've got
Gina Gratt, Good morning, Sea Mass, there's Sammy morning. Phones
are open. Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We got the g
U i Q coming up for this hour. Dumbass contest.
Your chance to win a prize on this Friday morning
is we do whatever we can to get through the

(37:55):
morning and into the weekend as quickly as possible. I'm
gonna start with my own fail story. Okay, all right, So,
as you know, last couple of days, Menace and I
we're doing the show from Dallas. We were there for
some business stuff and meetings and things, and Menace bounced
out early on an earlier flight because he had to
get back for an event that he had yesterday afternoon,

(38:17):
which was great. It was awesome, Thank you everybody showed
up for that huge and then you know, I finished
up with all the stuff that we had to do
and got my stuff all packed up and had another
meeting or two before I left the building, and I
go downstairs. They're at the radio station. I go to
the garage and I popped the trunk to the super
sweet Chevy Malibu rental that I had. Yeah, it was

(38:41):
hard to beat off all the talk about the Yeah,
we had to beat the bitches off of the stick.
It was insane anyway. So I had all my stuff.
You know, you've been on these you know, remote broadcast
things where it's like I had all this, I got
the keys in my hand, I got everything, and so
I had to put like some stuff into my roller
bag carry on, and so I got everything organized. I'm like, man,

(39:03):
this is great. I've got plenty of time. First of all,
the flight was delayed by about forty minutes actually, which
after what happened, and you know, damn it, Stanley. Stanley
never made it now from the office, but we made it.
We made it work.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
This time.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
It's like, man, this is gonna be another creeping delay,
damn it. But so far, so good. This one delay
seems to be this is gonna be it. I'm gonna
have plenty of time to get to the airport. So
I'm like oh, it's a nice day. Take my jacket off,
put it in the trunk, close the trunk, go to
get in the driver's side door. It's locked. And I go, oh,
you know what, because when I had all the stuff

(39:39):
in my hands, I put my keys in my pocket
of my jacket that I still had on.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
It happened.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
So I go back to the trunk. Trunk's not opening.
Oh no, everything I have is in the trunk, including
the goddamn keys. Okay, so I unlocked. I unlocked the car. Okay, crappy,
stupid Chevy Malibu and not. Now nothing's opening, and there's
no key lock. Because I think maybe I can call
a locksmith. You know, there's no key lock for the trunk.

(40:06):
It's just a button.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Thing, So I call Triple A. Now, shout out to
Triple A because I'm a Triple A member. They were
there within ten minutes. Yeah. So, now that everything's locked
in this car, and I'm thinking, damn it, now I'm
gonna miss this flight, right But no, they shut up
within ten minutes. I'm like, because I had plenty of time.
He gets the door open, the driver's side door and

(40:30):
miss things, screaming woo because it thinks it's being stolen,
as if anybody would ever want to stay on a
Chevy Malibu, especially an all white one. Dude, it was clean, man, Yeah,
the s anyway, so we get the door open, but
because the alarm goes off, it disables any of the
buttons in the car, meaning like the lock unlocked feature.

(40:50):
So I can't hit unlocked to unlock the trunk because
it thinks is being stolen. Oh okay, So now the
triple A guy and I do fat dudes crawling all
over this car looking for the trunk release inside the car.
Usually it's by you know, maybe to the left of
the steering wheel or on the door somewhere. So so oh,
pop the trunk so I can put the Chevy Malibu
does not offer that feature.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
It is true.

Speaker 9 (41:13):
I think newer cars are like that, right, No.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Most cars have.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
But this is just because it's a cheap, crappy Chevy Malibu.
This car so oh it sucks. That car blows. So anyway,
he's like, well, let's you know, I'm sure the seats
fall down. I'm like, yeah, good thought, and we can
go on through that one.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
So We're looking looking all over the place. There is
no button to lower the seats.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
What car?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
This is a real car, as you say, no way,
I lived it, Okay, no way, no way. So there
is a button to put those seats down. Guess where
that is in the trunk. In the trunk. So we're
now seeing my flight. It's because it's taking forever. We're
on YouTube, we're looking up videos. Oh my god, I'm

(42:05):
calling the rental car company. Go, look, do you guys
have like the extra set of keys? Like, I'm sure
this happens, right, especially because this is what the car does. Yeah, yeah,
and I thought about that. Yeah, just open yeah, let
me get like some street hoodlum. Yeah, and hey, can
you pop this trunk?

Speaker 8 (42:20):
If you have the car insurance, you can towards that thing.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
So anyway, call the rental car company like, oh, well,
let me check and see if we have the extra set.
They call me back, they go, well, actually you have
the extra set because the other original set was lost.
Oh so we're only working with the only set of keys.
Is So what the rental car company tells me to do? Well,
why don't you have it towed to a Chevy dealership

(42:44):
I'm sure they have a way. I'm like, wait a minute,
this is your car.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I said, there's no way to blah blah blah blah blah.
And she's like, ah, I know, you can just leave
it there and just get your uber or whatever to
the airport and we'll come figure it out. I go, no, no,
all my stuff is in the trunk.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
So anyway, shout out again to the Triple A guy.
He found some other like hack video and this is
truly a hack. It's not meant to do this. Where
he borrowed this big long screwdriver from the building maintenance
guy where we were, and we jammed it down in
between you know that shelf that's on the you know,

(43:23):
the back windshield where people will put stuffed animals and stuff.
They're really classic. Yeah, yeahs box stuff. This flat you
know this uh flathead screwdriver down in between where that
shelf ends in the beginning of the seats. And I'm
pulling back on the seats as if we're going to
try to, you know, tear the upholstery out this thing,
just so he can see down there.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
He goes, they're.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Supposed to be hold on there's a thing here. Hold
I mean, according to the video, I mean, okay, hold it,
hold it, don't don't. Don't do anything on the kind
of three. I'm gonna push forty five degrees to the left,
and you got to pull the same time as I push.
All right, man, I go, all right, man, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Does it?

Speaker 16 (44:02):
He?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
We get this, We get the seat to fold down.
Two fat guys sweating in the back of a Malibu. Yeah,
just high fiving, and we're high fiving the whole thing. Anyway,
miss my flight, go to reschedule on a different flight,
and of course they say, well it's you can't do
this online, you have to do it in person at

(44:25):
the airport.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
I had that ye last flight.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Get to the airport, stand in a forty minute line
just to get to a person at the desk who
can help me. And of course I get up there
and they say, I'm sorry, but the flight's earliest I
can get you on a flight is eight thirty five
and a half hours later. I'm like, you gotta be
kidding me, So is that what you did?

Speaker 9 (44:47):
You took that eight thirty flight?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Uh No, I surely didn't. I'm pissed at the car
rental place because they seem to be no.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Oh, this is the well from the beginning, from the beginning,
the place was a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, I called it make a reservation because, as you know,
going out, our flight was for Cocta, right, and so
we ended up going to a different airport. So I
canceled my reginal reservation. I rented from the place that
was at the location we were arriving. Yeah, and I like, okay,
I thought it was weird. I wasn't getting a confirmation email,
so I called just to make sure they go, Yeah,

(45:26):
you know, I don't have anything here for you. After
I already made the reservation five minutes earlier on the
phone with somebody at that same number, I just called
so that I made another one. Well, I can help
you out, don't worry about it. I go, okay, cool,
I'll send you the reservation the confirmation. Cool didn't get
that one either. I'm picking, is there a problem looking
at the spam looking at it. So where we were
flying out of had this same car company. I'm not

(45:48):
going to mention them because they ended up being pretty
nice later after the fact. But anyway, so I go
up to the desk hey, two emails now, two different reservations.
Never ended with you guys before. Didn't get this confirmation email.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You look it up.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
He can't find it either. He goes, I'll help you out. O. No,
so there are times in charms.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Gets it?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Fine, Okay, here you go. I did get the confirmation email.
We arrive, I go to the desk to get it,
and they go, I don't have anything here under your name.
I go, are you fing kidding me?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
You and cars?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (46:19):
Right?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Anyway, so we get they finally, oh wait, wait, wait,
hold on, somebody remembers they look under a counter and
it's like some staple together piece of paper. Anyway, we
get the super sweet Chevy Malibu and off we go,
returning this thing to the airport. Because it's a smaller
rental car company. I go, well, I'm able to drop
this off here. I'm paying you a fifty dollars surcharge

(46:41):
to drop it off here. Where an at I exactly
what I go about doing that?

Speaker 10 (46:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
They go, oh, well, you go to the second deck
of the parking structure at the rental car return facility.
You pull into avis, you'll see a return key box
there and just drop it there. I go, okay, cool,
easy enough, get to the Avis place. Don't see any
rental return keybox. I call them up. I go, hey,
oh yeah, we removed that. So now I'm in that

(47:08):
area where you can't get out because you can't go
back over the spikes. And I go, what am I
supposed to do with this car? They go, oh, no,
which terminal you flying out of? I go Terminal D.
They go, oh yeah, just pull it into the short
term parking and take a picture of where you left it,
and just put the key under the floor mat. Who squad,
huh what are you talking? I said, I told you

(47:29):
to use the key drop box, but then there was
no key. There's no key drop box. They removed it,
I guess recently. So now I'm supposed to pull it
into the regular garage put the key under the floor
ma I said, dude, I'm not putting the key on
the floor mat for two reasons. You know what I
just went through. I'm talking the same person. You know
what I just went through. You'll never get in here. Yeah,
so I get, well, just then put it on top

(47:50):
of the front tire. I go, I need some kind
of insurance. Send me an email or whatever it says.
This is what you want me to do. I will
send you all the pictures. Because of some takes off
of this car, I am not responsible.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Yeah, we don't know who you talk to. That doesn't
work here.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, oh my guy, this car is heavily desired, dude.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
So what megafail geez ultimate fail for not having a
heart attack?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Dude. Just the stress level through the roof because it's
just such incompetence and just's stupid on my part. But
also what a dumb design, right, Chevy, get your get
your act together.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I'm looking at a video and what there's what they're
recommending is you take so the back the back seats
don't pop down from the inside. So you get like
in their case, a cann of air duster. Cram that
in between the seats. You have a window to peek through.
Then get something with a hook on the end. Okay,
fish that through and pull all the release from the inside. Yous, Right,
I guess that would have been one idea.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Or how about this, how about you have a trunk
pop button or a lever like every other car does
somewhere inside the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Ye be normal.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Yeah, if someone's going to break into the car, Like,
why are you really excluding them from the trunk at
that point? Well, that's how the.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Guys in Sandranci just go do it. Is they'll smash
your window off the trunck and then take your luggage.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Okay, but there are if they really want your stuff,
they're going to get your stuff.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Right, Yeah, if you want your stuff, you know where
to get your stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Or if you have a Malibu or how about the key?
The fob is within the the within the confine of
the car, and when that happens, you should be able
to unlock doors. And it should be it should the
fob should work for the entire cars, Like you shouldn't
be able to lock because the key.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Is in the car.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Oh, here's a problem.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
That was it a twenty oh five Malibu?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
It was a twenty twenty three? Okay, it was a
twenty twenty.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
Let me tell you about the BZ four X. But
I tell you to they would never let that happen.
I can lead the key locked in the trunk and
I'll be able to open it, just like you said.
Are they talking about the Tesla cyber truck.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Oh? By the way, here I will mention the name
of the company, Go Rentals.

Speaker 8 (49:48):
Okay, okay, yeah, that sounds like one of those.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
It's a smaller rental car company. And they're supposed to
be quote high end company because we picked it up
up at the place where because you know, we we
got the jet to Dallas, so it's at those kind
of that's where they rent from, is to these like
executive airports and whatever. Can I interest you in Malibu? Yes,

(50:14):
hot high end. Leave it in the garage, take a picture,
send it to us with the key on top of
the tire. Wow, oh my god, last time were asking
me to tow it to a Chevy dealership. That's going
to happen. I'll set this goddamn thing on fire before
I do that.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Remember last time we returned the rental car. Yeah, Gina
and Woody and I and we were in the airport
at this point, and you realized at that point, oh crap,
we went to the wrong rental place and I just
left the car. That's right, It's like that wasn't the
right company.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, because we switched up the rental car company from
what the one I normally use and the one I
had originally booked. Because we got the car that we
really needed for that many people, and uh dropped it
at the wrong company. Yeah, I just dropped at the
one that was an autopilot them. I said, hey, just
go it up over. But he has a lot of
rental car stories he left that it was it was

(51:07):
absolutely use your user error at first. The list.

Speaker 13 (51:10):
Yeah, his names that are on the list, he lest.
He left all his personal information in the glove department.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yeah. Rental cars to me are what credit cards are
to Menace. I can't tell you how many times. And
I checked with Menace before we left, every time ago.
And we check in at a hotel and he gets
his reservation. Everything's all good, everything's fine. He either doesn't
have a credit card on him because he just uses
Apple pay and they don't accept the Apple pay. You
have to have the physical card or not chose the
one who made the reservation and this is under her

(51:39):
name and you can't do that. You need to get
her on the phone. It's always some kind of like
madness between the two of us, and we're disaster for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
No problem this time.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
No problem, well except for the rental card the end. Yeah,
not for you, though, you had a wonderful time yeah,
it was quite lovely. We will have some legit failed
stories coming up for you. We do have the duy
Q that is next. If you want to play, give
us a call at eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody and that will
be right after the break on The Woody Show. Before

(52:08):
you're talking about that sensation, I don't think the diaper
makes it so that you want to pee. I think
it's I think there may be some kind of effect
where you know you've gone. I can feel the warmth
kind of like headed down toward my test.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Thanks for thanks the Woody Show and our dumbass contest
today your chance to win a fabulous prize by playing
the Duque.

Speaker 10 (52:41):
D u i Q.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number, and
let's pick a contest. Whyn't you pick a contestant here, Sammy, sorry, oh,
let's go with George. George, Hey, George, Hey morning, Hey,
good morning. Have a Friday to you, sir. You're gonna
play v d u y Q and Sea Bass is

(53:02):
gonna explain the way the game works to everybody.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
It works by me asking a very drunk person the
easiest question. So then the d u IQ is played
by you by guessing whether the drunk person will get
the correct correct answer. So you guess correctly whether they
get the answer right. Two times out of three you win. Yeah,
and then we're gonna ask Menace and Sammy for their answers.
That's just for funzies though, we're guessing on those guys.
The drunk person's what you want to try to nail here.
And remember they never read a book in high school.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah right, yeah, all right, So before we get to
the questions at count, let's get to know a little
bit little frame of reference, just how with it or
not with it, how drunk they are or not. But George,
I'm gonna tell you all about this person whose name is.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Alan, is going to tell you about what he's up
to as well as ready robut some bad information you
may have heard this week on the Woodies show.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Okay, here's Alan.

Speaker 17 (53:50):
I'm here getting drunk. Nothing is wrong with getting drunk.
What have you been drinking tonight? I have first decided
it with two Cadillacs, and then my friends bought me
two more than los. I love beer, I love lime,
I love salts. I have a big conception of salts,
but I love lime and salts. I want to go

(54:11):
home and sleep.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Okay, now you're going home with anybody in particular?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
No, I have my I have a boyfriend. Oh yes, yes, sir,
you're very handsome. I appreciate that.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
You wouldn't you on your boyfriend with me, would you?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
No, sir, I wouldn't, so he wouldn't be either. Well
that's what I heard.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
He did find him attractive. I'm like a group of ladies.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
After two Cadillacs and.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Formula to But also remember, guys don't really discriminate even
when they're gay, right, I mean you're still a guy.
You're okay, You're attracted to every man, that's right. The
easiest yeah, true, have been said of a hold and hearty.
It's a pole and a heartbeat getting yep, pretty much
very easy. All right, So George, let's get to the questions.

(54:59):
A and everybody ready. Question number one for the duy
q soy bean curd is more commonly called what soy
being curd?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Heard?

Speaker 8 (55:09):
There's that's a word.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
You don't hear? I heard? You know, a big cottage
cheese fanatic. Those are kurds right, and they say he's
a cottage cheesehead.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I totally am.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
The past few days I've been cottage choosing it up,
and I'm I'm feeling great about it.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
What brand the are you going with? You?

Speaker 5 (55:22):
So I'm going around? I'm sure you the the good whatever,
the good culture. Yeah, they're very good. There's right there
in the name exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
They're a bit pricey, though, Can I anti shout out Daisy?
You know that brands garbage? There? Cottage cheese so sour? Yes, yes, disgusting?
All right?

Speaker 4 (55:43):
So the question at hand, soy being curd is more
commonly called what Jenrad? What are your guesses? I, first.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Of all, I don't think that's an easy question.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
You don't know.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
I mean, I I think I know the answer is.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
But I mean, if you listen and you've kind of
ferret it out, you have like a brain, you know, Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
I think I got it, But I just don't think
it's It's like, I don't know, it seems a typical.
But I say, nobody knows it.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Nobody knows it, Greg glorybody knows it.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I say yes to Sammy, no to Menace, no to Alan.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Okay, see. When I first heard the question, I go,
I don't know what the hell that is. But then
I stopped and I thought, for a second, us in
your brain? I used my brain. Yes, I did see that,
and I go, I think I know what that is?

Speaker 16 (56:23):
Now?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Am I confident?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
No? But I think I know what it is. Yeah,
So I'm gonna say that I think Sammy will know it.
I think Menace absolutely will not know it. And I
say that Alan has no idea what day it is?
All right, Sammy and Menace, what do you think about Alan?

(56:45):
George your official guests, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 16 (56:49):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Question number one for the d u i q soy
being curved is more commonly called what menace? Tofu Sammy?
Which that rule? The answer is to.

Speaker 8 (57:06):
He nailed it?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Hummus, chickpeas garbanzos. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I don't think you do. I had to come up
with a guest and.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
That could be occurred.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Yeah, yeah, congratulations in all right, So George does not
think that Alan's going to get this one right, and
see if he's got his first point here? On the
d uy q soy being curved is more commonly called what,
I have no clue but I do go to Starbucks.
Oh good, I'm making sure they have slay No. But
other than that, I have no clue where so curd is.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
But I do go to Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I wasn't. I wasn't sure at first where he was
going with that. Okay, he said it like this, I
got to Starbucks. George, congratulations, you're on the board. You
got your first point. You need one and more point
here out of these next two questions to win this
round of the d U y Q. Question number two,
what is the capital city of Delaware?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I'll just triple know it right now? Really do you
know it?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Wait, but she's from that area.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Oh no, she's not.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
I mean she's from that that No you think that
for a normal person?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
That's also it's not that triple no, triple no.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I totally do.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
We learned.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Hold on, how about I'll give this. I know this
is a clue and a hint, but it's not going
to make a difference. There's a very famous, let's say,
academy that's often called by the same name.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Okay, good, that didn't help, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Okay, it's so easy think about Dela. Okay, now I
know exactly now people, Now I know exactly what it
is because my uncle went there and graduated from there.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
It's kind of badass.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I'm sticking with triple.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
No no Menace and Sammy no no no, I'm no no, yeah,
triple Nokay, let's go triple no. George, what do you think? Yeah,
triple no.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Question number two, what is the capital city of Delaware?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Put d d c.

Speaker 16 (59:17):
H.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Sammy, Washington, washing No, Annapolis, Like, no, that's Dover.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Dover is Maryland, right? That was That was the that
was throwing him off at that.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
I was gonna put it is that I was given
the Naval Academy. Okay, well that's why I figured. Okay, yeah,
my uncle Don graduated from there. Apparently, like I didn't.
I didn't know, but they do like these crazy background checks,
and he tells the story about like they they the
application you put in for that, and they talked to

(59:52):
anybody and everybody you've ever interacted with, just to you know,
move you along in the process.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Now that I went to regular college, I think I
would go to a military academy. Yeah, that's because I
already went and had the fun of regular and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
All the dudes, you know what I mean, all the bust,
all the shower, all the show, submarining.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
He could be a seaman. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Question number two for the d uy Q, what is
the capital city of Delaware?

Speaker 20 (01:00:19):
Hold on, Montana? What do you imagine happens there? I'm
pretty sure there's people like me Montana. No, I don't
think so, yeah, Montana?

Speaker 21 (01:00:31):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Well yeah, George, congratulations you're the winner on the d
uy two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yah you all yeah? Dog?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
All right, well, congratulations and thank you for listening the
Wood Show. Hope you have a great weekend and hang
on and we'll get all your info. Okay, all right,
you suck it, sir. That's that's how that's done. Yeah,
all right. Question number three, which George did not need,
d u i Q besize based Jane, what is it?

(01:01:00):
He's one city in China?

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Any city?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Menace? Yes? This could be Sammy's chance.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
She is going, oh for so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Far, I'm gonna say menace, Yes, Sammy. No to sweep
Alan No it sounds.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Look a decent answer, Yes, Sammy. No, Allen, you've been
to China.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I've been up, and I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
If you've never been there, I wouldn't, you know, think
of any city?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
How about how about this cold? I give Sammy a guess.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I am no no no, no, no, no, no no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
You have something written down. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna piggyback on you. No, Sammy, Yes, Menace, No, Allen.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Your face doesn't say that, you know, because I'm looking
over there, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I'll say no to Sammy. No Allen. But because Menace
has been being up in there. Yes, I've been to Mainlan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
He's been to England and thought the Tents River was the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
The ocean. Okay, No, rivers fed by the ocean. Do
you look at a map, dude?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Do you do you think that he's gonna get it? No? No, Menace.

Speaker 14 (01:02:12):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Question Number three for the i Q besides Beijing, what
is it he won city in China?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Sammy, Sammy, Wuhan, Wuhan. That was the hint that was
going to give her pandemic.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Will check that it's not like a problem.

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
It is a city.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Yes, yeah, alright, because I want to make sure that
she didn't lose Every single question.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I did write down Shangha.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Do you think they make that noise when he produces
a jeopardy you're asked, let me see, Robert actually, let
me check me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Shouting out wuhan?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
What question number three?

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
D u?

Speaker 16 (01:02:55):
I Q?

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Besides Beijing? What is it he won city in China? Honk?
Are you been all gone? I haven't traveled the world.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
I've only traveled to Mexico.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Oh yeah, that's man after my own heart right there,
I can credit that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I mean, wouldn't it recently be considered a city?

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
That's what I was going to ask. How how specific
are you getting?

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Who calls it the Gulf of America?

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
Well, it depends on how you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Ask, right, Yeah, okay, Alan Menestov.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
For the longest time, the London Bridge was falling down,
falling down, falling down to day.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
Yeah it's fair, lady.

Speaker 13 (01:03:29):
Wait, is the Macaw considered a city now because it
was under actually under Portuguese rule, which was very odd?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Wow? Mean, who cares.

Speaker 22 (01:03:42):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and US blisters and and plastic tupper war?

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
Are you expect me to believe a word on it?

Speaker 16 (01:03:52):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I don't, and I never will the Woody Show. And
we're into another new hour, be in a little late.
That's what happens when you're having fun, you know, time
flies and you forget where you're at. But I'm gonna
skip the intro to the failed stories this week and
just get right into it because we don't have a
lot of time because Sea Bass has something for us

(01:04:15):
this hour. It's a bro country showdown. We had talked
about that Jet Hanks, Tom Hanks's son who at one
point was like rapping reggae. Now he's like he thinks
he was a country guy, although the song didn't sound
any different than any other country song. But I'm not
sure exactly bro country showdown and exactly what that means.
But Sea Beets will have that for us a little

(01:04:37):
bit later on in the hour, a couple of fail
stories though, Dude. Earlier this week, US Education Secretary Linda
McMahon was speaking at this conference and she was part
of a panel discussion and they were talking about AI
and its role in education. Again, AI a I Artificial intelligence.

(01:04:59):
Keep that in mind as I play this clip and
see where the fail is.

Speaker 22 (01:05:02):
There's a school system that's going to start making sure
that first graders or even pre ks have a one
teaching you know, every year starting you know that far
down in the grades. And that's just a that's a
wonderful thing. Wasn't all that long ago? That is, we're
going to have internet in our schools. Who now, okay,
let's do see a one and how and how can
that be helpful? How can it be helpful in one

(01:05:23):
on one instruction? You know, like stake sauce a one,
stake sauce a one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Let's give it a one?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
The reverse World War eleven?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Yeah, perfect run. But that's like from a top rope
flogged frog splash like swanton bomb, right, you know what
I'm saying, like, oh, yeah, yeah, she definitely got concussed
by a steel chair of the head or yeah right,
you know that's a steel range frog splashes from a
top rope move and so is the swanton bar.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Could be the concussion from her husband going through all
as lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Now maybe the board the swanton bomb is uh from
from witch wrestler Jeff Hardy, Jeff hard that's right, I
mean yet now that my favorite is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
The moon salt.

Speaker 22 (01:05:58):
Yeah, we're gonna have a there's a school system that's
gonna start making sure that first graders or even pre
ks have a one teaching you know, every year, starting
you know that far down into grades.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
And that's just a that's a wonderful thing.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
Yeah, pretty cool, wonderful, wonderful.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Yeah, let's see this next one is from Philadelphia, where
the Woody Show proud to be heard weekday mornings on
All one, O four five. Philly is also where several
pall bearers were injured when they fell into the grave
while carrying a casket. It happened as they began to
set the casket down. Of course, the whole thing is
on video. You see the platform above the burials like

(01:06:36):
claps and just sends the guys plunging into the hole.
Here's a family member whose son was one of the
pall bearers. Now he got knocked out cold because the
casket landed on him and stuffed him face down into
the mud at the bottom of the grave. So here's
his mom talking to six ABC. And by the way,
this whole thing starts with the sound. You hear the

(01:06:57):
structure collaps and everybody go falling into the hole.

Speaker 21 (01:07:01):
It was just a horrible incident that happened in a
bad moment. The casket laid on top of him and
he was out like a light. His face was in
the mud. The whole thing was trembling. It was like wobbly,
it was unstable. It was all wet, and so I
think that they should apologize. I think that there should
be some vmbursement involved, being that the ceremony was interrupted,

(01:07:22):
nothing was done properly.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Yeah, so she's right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Have you ever been to Paul Bear?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Yes, damn, it's so heavy, it's so beyond heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yeah, like lifting a piano.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
You need to make it lighter. Right, Yeah, I'll give
you if they could, I'll give you one more. This
is from France, and you know how they have those
dudes who parachute in as part of like pregame festivities. Yeah,
well that's what happened at this rugby match. The French
Army paratroopers made their ceremonial entrance into the stadium. However,
one of them had the misfortune of getting snagged on

(01:07:57):
the stadium's roof. The game ended up being delayed for
about forty minutes and the fire crews had to use
a crane to rescue the paratrooper. And I made reference
to this the other day because I saw this video
and this happened a few years ago. I looked more
into it, but the video is hilarious. You gotta watch.
You could type it into Google and find it very easily.
But some Nigerian paratroopers, they were practicing for an Independence

(01:08:21):
Day celebration and the goal. The goal was to showcase
their military's airborne capabilities. The Nigerian military. And there are
a ton of these guys. They all jumped out one
by one from the plane. Apparently have no idea what
they're doing, because they're landing all over the place, trees,

(01:08:42):
smashing into signs at a shopping center. Here's one dude.
He came down onto a bunch of onto a bunch
of parked cars and alarms going off. Because this guy
doesn't crash into the this is their military. Here's another

(01:09:05):
one who smacked this. You know, they have the big
like signs in front of shopping centers and stuff saying
all the different stores that are This guy comes just
like crashing right into that. He's the guy. I can't
wait till I get to that point, like when the
age at this point where you're like if you yeah,

(01:09:28):
I'm not gonna get kill me. You care about nothing.

Speaker 13 (01:09:31):
We have an old family member we hate going to
restaurants with because there's no fs given.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Yeah, there's one thing to be nos given. There's nothing
to be a dick. Yeah yeah, but just like you
just don't care. It's like nothing bothers you. Stress free?
What yeah, bro country showdown. This all started. It was
around this week in audio a couple of weeks ago. Yeah,
and Sea Bass introduced us to this is the new
song Chet Hanks, who's Tom Hanks's son, who's a nut

(01:09:58):
job over the years old. You know, we had love chat.
We had like white Boys summer. Yeah if if you
remember that, yeah, go clip to there for folks. This
is Chet Hanks's first banger for a few years. Okay,
yeah right so that yeah white that oude boy. It's
a white boy. Yeah, make a name, rude boy. It's
a boy. You know, when you see on social media,

(01:10:20):
it's like how it started, Yeah, how it's going so yeah,
so it started here and we love that because it's
hilariously stupid to be right, it almost sounds like one
of those like I'm on a boat, Yeah, I'm on
a boa.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yeah, like everything, Chet Hanks does is supposed to be hateable,
but it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
Why isn't this when he was chet Hayes Hey Hayes Hayes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I saw him last year at the A v N.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
So I was like, okay, perfect Jamaican wrap, poor noors,
this is what I want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
And then he comes out with this thing called you
Better Run.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, so this is how it started. But they want
to see a ce and this is how it's going.

Speaker 14 (01:10:59):
You matter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
And Sammy's popping her heads. This is Sammy music.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
She's a country music fan, folks, I don't know this
is bro country?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
What is bro country?

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
What exactly defines it? So it's been around ten twelve
years or so, and it's the Florida Georgia line. What
you heard right there? There's there's maybe a slide guitar
kind of hidden in the background. Guys aren't wearing cowboy hats.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
They're wearing a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Backwards truck her hats, and they're kicking around in an
old Chevy. This this song is all about running from
a girl because she's dangerous. It's about girls jeans, drinking
cold beer, dirt roads and it gets made fun of
and called bro country because it's it's just you throw
one thing after the other and it's it's just formulaic.
But isn't that what all country music is? Like everything's
about dirt roads and trucks and farm but there's like

(01:11:46):
if you listen, honestly, I'm you know, I see where
a lot of it's catching, and I see where people
would like it. It's not necessarily my thing, but I'm surprised, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Your thing would because a lot of folks say it's
the nickelback of country. Because you heard it right there.
It's a lot of heart. There's a lot of electric guitars, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
A lot of singing with a growl in your voice.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
I don't hate it, Like I don't hate country, but
I don't like I don't like the pandering aspect of
country again, like you have to throw on there about
the belt buckle or the boots, and people say that
as a joke about the dog in the truck, but
it's really in there. If you listen to any of
these country songs, like, you know, a lot of these
guys aren't living in the country. They're living in cities.
They're living in LA and New York.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Living in God's Country.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
But I'm saying it's it's pandering, and I don't like pander.
It's such a turn off.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
The account you love there, I ruined it, which kind
of just deconstructs music genres. They did a bro country
AI recreation recently where they did exactly what you're talking
about here.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
What you a clip for all right? Clip number four.

Speaker 14 (01:12:43):
Drug Jeans, Beer Girl, Creek Boots, Drug, Dan Last Trained
Dog Deer Dix. If you got a beer in my
beer and Chevy and my drug got a dog at
the wheels cut off jeans.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Dun accurate?

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
Yeah, you guys. Actually, country listeners don't know. Country artists
don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:13:10):
We just like it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
I mean Rascal Flats of the song Country Song Backwards
years ago.

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
That was really funny too, making fun of what everyone
makes fun of about country.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
Well, and there's a lot of pandering and a lot
of different genres, but this one's pretty clear.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
What Sammy's trying to say is everyone's self aware of everything.

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
I think there's nothing gonna be angry about it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
I think they're not self aware. I think they're they're
blind to it, and they're just like, okay, give me
the morphine. I like, Okay, so country artists and then
country fans, hip hop artists, hip hop fans, ICP fans,
they all jump into the whole lifestyle of it. Like

(01:13:49):
you can't just like country.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
You have to Oh you got you got a stagecoach,
and every here's a nine to five girls suddenly she's
got a pair of pink cowboy boots.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
But it's not. It's not just for stage coach, it's
not just for whatever the show is. Like, it becomes
your identity, right, it's a it's a it's a it's
a fashion sense, it's a way you speak. It's correct, correct,
can be.

Speaker 18 (01:14:14):
But I don't think that's necessarily true. I mean, I've
been a country listener for years and years and years.
I don't walk in with a cowboy hat.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Obviously there are exceptions, but I'm telling you it's a
it's a whole life stock. Hip Hop and country are
the same, just different sound.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
I would argue hip hop's worst because hip hop it's
just I've got money, and girls like to have sex
with me instead of jeans and cab cat cat and
I shoot, I got money girls when have sex with me?

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
And I shoot people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Yes, yes, genius right that most genres pander. You go
to a goth type show, people dress, you dress like
the band you're seeing.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
If you went to a Cane Brown show, Sammy, what
would you wear.

Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Just a regular outfit.

Speaker 18 (01:14:54):
I mean, I don't own cowboy boots. I don't own
a cowboy hat like I don't know. I know that
some people do, but I don't even think it's in
the majority. I think for stage coach, yes, because that's fun,
But I don't think for concerts.

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
There are some people.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
And again, Greg, I'm not talking about when you go
to see that band, you go to see that artist,
you go to a show like that, you go to
a Stagecoach festival. I'm talking about on a Tuesday, when
you're going out to a restaurant like you you can
almost tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
So, when we were playing that that new Chet Hanks
bro country song, did you say it was good enough
to be on the Twister soundtrack?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:15:35):
I said, it sounds like the Luke Combs song that's
on the Twister, sound like it should be on the Twister.

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
Sound like the words in.

Speaker 18 (01:15:43):
It and everything that it's about, and the sound of
it sounds like a direct rip off of Luke.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Combs from the always as derivative like all of bro
country is. So I went to the Twister soundtrack. Yeah, okay,
and let's see if you guys like these songs. See
if they're good. This is a cane Brown. It's called
country classic. Like referring to a woman, she's a country
class well like Lucie send.

Speaker 14 (01:16:03):
A band on a T shirt, Kolby Tan checking to
the speakers, some things just never.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Goes out of stop.

Speaker 21 (01:16:11):
Oh load of poor.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Swing nd An his.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
Sweet Tea you take from Georgios Sa.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Things just never get over the time, just like soasy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Talk, so sleep and so clean thos music too many.
Here's that girl, she's a sweet Alabama.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
She could test check your.

Speaker 16 (01:16:36):
Damning mate.

Speaker 18 (01:16:37):
It's a shame he's not your Okay, So so now
he's he starts referencing older country songs that I'm sure
you guys, I mean Sweet Home Alabama.

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
Yes, that's a country song. Paint Me at Birmingham, that's
also a country song. He's referencing show right right, those
are those are country songs.

Speaker 23 (01:16:53):
Yeah, but you get what we say when a modern
country music is just chick chick chick chick chick chick
chick chick.

Speaker 18 (01:17:04):
Fear swing there solo Cup again. Solo Cup is the
name of a country song. He's literally just saying names of.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Country so that exists, right, Well, I understand that, but
why is that not that sunds even lazier.

Speaker 8 (01:17:17):
It's derivative.

Speaker 18 (01:17:18):
There's actually a lot of country songs out there like
that where they start incorporating other countries.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
I mean hip hop does that as well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
They'll use lyrics and I'm saying that's not interesting original.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
So let's go to another one from the Twisters soundtrack,
the Thomas Rhett different, different than country classic.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
This is feeling country felt, I got heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I think you made a mistake and put the same
song into sounds like a country.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Okay, sweet Home we other Southern cities.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
The song is Paint Me at Birmingham. It's a great song.
If you haven't heard listened to it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I love it so much, all right, shout out the
bangers on that soundtrack. Those weren't bangers, but listen to
the production. Isn't if that if there wasn't a country
twang and the way he was sanging, which by the way,
is almost always faked. The production value is very good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
The production value is that's a that's a Nickelback song,
if you if you just it's just electric guitars. There's
there's no almost maybe like tiny little banjo licks somewhere
hidden in it. Here's another one from the Twisters. Twistis
soundtrack Tucker wet Moore.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
That's not a name.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Well, that's the thing Thomas Rhett Caine, Brown, Blake Shelt
and Chase Rass. It's that's that as a formula, Tucker
wet Moore like a translated in a porno. Yeah, that's
a morning talk her what.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
More already here here's a song Gina, and the theme
of the song is about how a woman left Tucker
Okay country, but she left the country to move to
the city and you don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Oh yeah, j golc.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
He still still one.

Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
That ain't saying the Queen thirty five full he sing shot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Com around with them and a breeze.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Nobody's looking name me even know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
I don't even know what I'm always what the beasts
for men on? That is almost an E D M song.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
I didn't really want to I don't mean to sound naive,
but he wasn't really saying anything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Stay up.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
That was a different song. I was steal my thunder.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
That was It's just about a girl who's she's pretty.

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
And and a bunch of cars, wears blue jeans and
a bunch of poker references.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
And what was the name of the artists Heater Pander.
So I went through and I said, I look and
forget the Twister soundtrack. I went to be the country
chart for right now, okay, and't wouldn't you know it?
I'll had to was search cold beer country song and

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about eight different songs popped up. So I made a
little mix much like the first one. This is post Malone.
Who now is country?

Speaker 8 (01:20:26):
Remember that?

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
And Ed Sheeran says he's going to do a country
It's easy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
That's why Blake Shelton, Chase, Rice Jamison, Rogers, Cole Swindell,
Dereck Spanley and of course the ogs of Broke Country
Florida Georgia line. This is the cold beer drinking remix.

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
Oye, I was gamming going down my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
We're gonna like a dome. Its gamming don time.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
That's a kick out week cargender for anything you want
nothing at.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
You, Colber City dragging beer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Name, we don't name.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
Just another damn came by bear came yeah, somebody dress, Yes, sir,
Parmi drake okay, hommy dre.

Speaker 10 (01:21:25):
Eight people have to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
Say what Eight people have the same song, though, when
you're the ninth person you say, maybe I don't do
the same song.

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
Well, you're saying that song works.

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
You want even warm beers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
You're saying, I'm your sister.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Oh, you're most sister. Thank you, jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I will tell you that we're teetering though on country
going over the deep end because Chanel West Coast has
dropped some country songs that I think you need to
be legendary. Chanell West Coast, what is ridiculous? How well, yeah,
thank you Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
She's the giggling girl on ridiculousness.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Yeah, and she's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
You'd know her if you saw.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
But when post Malone post Malone sings about how this
forty hour week's really gotten drink want of cold beer?

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
How was that not pandering? This guy's been the millionaire
for ten years, that's what.

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
Bo Burnham has a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Oh yeah, yes it is great.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
So another one who This is quite an older mix
up here. This is a six song country mashup from
Sir Maschalot on YouTube. For folks are defending Sammy just
because she's a girl. I'm not the one who's making
this observation. I'm just saying it's still accurate, and as
you just heard, it still is.

Speaker 14 (01:22:37):
Ye not in woods falling like snow in Julassic.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Flass popping, knock a pool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Ju live here.

Speaker 10 (01:22:45):
Where he's fing in your hair, growing around you, skinning
through the stations looking for that kind of sam Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
School. So I get it when you do two or
three or there's a one year where all these songs

(01:23:15):
are popular, but this has been going on for ten
plus years now doing it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
I'm oh, you're my sister.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Point made.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
The Woodie Show show after the sales department takes their
monetary piece of.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Fish and blood, Joy Bud, the Woody Show is back.
So we had a broke country showdown before the breaks.
If you missed it, that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
I got. I said, that was for sure eliminating.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
You know, though it's been pointed out for years, they'll
do it, and we got, we got. We got a
lot of people in the text just talking about the
pandering aspect of country, and you know how they're all
kind of sounds the same. I don't hate it. I
don't like the pandering as with the sound the melody
where it's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
I called it two weeks ago and Morgan Wallin walked
off of SNL and showed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
A picture of his private jet going back to God's Country.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
I said, I'm sure the guy ride detractor this morning
really really feels you, Morgan real sounds like Morgan broke country.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
He's bro country.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Oh yes, absolutely, Morgan Wallen, Whaley whatever. A lot of
people are hitting this up on the text while we're
doing all that talking about Bo Burnham, including.

Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
Yes, love that song I sent out to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
You a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Yeah, and I've seen this before. Yeah, so he this
is flooded from his Netflix, right he's Yeah, folks know
Bo Burnham. He's kind of a theater kitty, but he
does parody songs.

Speaker 8 (01:24:34):
Smart guy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Yeah yeah, stuff like that. And he had a whole
song basically about country. So right, Yeah, here's Bo Burnham
where instead of.

Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
People actually telling their stories, you got a bunch of
millionaire metro sexuals.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
We've never done a hard day's work in They're live.

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
But they figured out the words and the phrases they
can use to pander to their audience.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
And they list the.

Speaker 10 (01:24:53):
Same words and phrases a sort of mad lip style
in every song, breaking in millions of dollars from actual
working people. You know the words, you know the phrases,
phrases like the dirt road, a cold beer, a blue jeans,
a red pick of a rural now simple adjective, no shoes,

(01:25:18):
no shirt, no shoes.

Speaker 14 (01:25:21):
You didn't hear that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Sort of a mental type of a walk and talk
like a field hand. But the book somewhere and called.

Speaker 10 (01:25:34):
Three grand I write songs about writing tractors from the
comfort of.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
A private jet. I could sing in man's.

Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
Area, you could still know like pandering and the unk
beer chase and trout a bud light with the low
O phasing out here that's subtle, man's a lid, that's
textbook pander in on a private ramps fit our prairie use.

(01:26:03):
I'm like dirt one verse, one chorus in the bag.
Now it's time to talk to the ladies. I'm hoping
my southern charm offsets all these rapi vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
I'm putting out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
A girl in a straw hat with their arms down
in a corn field. That is a scarecrow. I thought
it was a human woe.

Speaker 10 (01:26:28):
Sorry, A cold night, a cold beer, a cold jeans,
striped out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
Mys'm d you.

Speaker 10 (01:26:36):
I hope you're fail bags a text? You we cold
a bit, you doze off, so I tat your country
girl blows off. I'm putting my hands on your body.
It feels like, hey, it's a scarecrow again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
That's so funny, so good. You can watch the thing.
It's bow burning.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
You see it on that Flix.

Speaker 11 (01:27:00):
Oh good?

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
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