FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 9th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Will they know it? Puerto Rico Edition, Doogan News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it flying.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
That this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
All right, say it's Tuesday. Its September the ninth, twenty
twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
my name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
wood There is Menace.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
What is up, Boddy?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
We got to grad Corn and Gina Sea Bass is here.
You've got Sammy. There's Morgan. Good Morgan to you. Hold
on one second here, Oh yeah, we go there, we
are there, we go.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Morgan is here.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Good Morgan to you. There's Morgie. Everybody Margie. Phones are open.
Just sticking your calls eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven von on our video producers here. We got bored,
We got Menji. They're holding things down, hanging out in
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Speaker 2 (01:29):
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Speaker 4 (01:29):
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Summer Sea Bass Dougan News, and then Menes brought back

(01:50):
some audio. It's a trademark original copyright game. It's called
Will They Know It?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They Know It?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
H Rice reserved Puerto Rico edition. Yes, okay, so he
went to Puerto Rico for the Bad Bunny Show. Yeah,
and they had like a whole, like, I don't know,
a little village built outside the arena. So these are
all people at the Bad Bunny Show. Yes, in Puerto Rico,
turning up Bad Bunnyville. Okay, Bad Bunnyville. And yeah, So,
by the way, I was I meant to ask you

(02:16):
because Bad Bunny is really your wife's thing. Yeah, you know,
has Bad Bunny taken over the number one spot from
Justin Timberlake?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Because she has had possible? That was always that was
always harding her number one for number one, dude was
Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
I mean, I mean Justin is down right now. You know,
he's not doing so well, but do you like, yeah,
you know, should have done the n SYNC reunion already,
but I think he's still number one, still number one,
still number one, but Bad Bunny is pretty close.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
All right, Well, will they know it Puerto Rico edition
that's coming up today. And also we're calling it a
micro dosing debate, Yeah, because someone was micro dosing and
then had had a thought someone sure. Yeah, and so
uh well, we're gonna we're gonna leave it up to you, guys.
It's basically you make the call, and we'll get to that.
Plus all the trending news headlines. We'll have some of
the entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno Birthday all on the way.

(03:18):
You're on the WOODI Show speaking of like the hall past,
whatever you want to call it, not that it would
ever happen. Women, whoever's on your list, you have a
way better chance.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
What are you talking about? Sexual purposes for how much?
Oh then yeah, not Bad Bunny.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
I don't think she thinks Bad Bunny is hot. Oh
really just enjoys. I'm sure she does.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
I mean, come on, yeah, she would do it. She
would ride his face.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I mean she thinks.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I mean, if given the I mean I would bad
Benny Block.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, she would take his free vacation to Hawaii.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yeah car, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying Morgan
bad Boney, we all do it, yeah, bad bony.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, somebody just hit my rader. I had never even
heard of this person before, and I'm like, where has
this person been? So Kate Beckhamsale for the longest time,
was you know my that would have been my number
lady Hall past person for you know, so so such
a such an immature, stupid thing, but still, you know,
and now I'm not saying she's number one, but she

(04:20):
is definitely on the list. I got to look more
into her because I'd never heard of her before. But
she is dating the quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers,
Madison Beer.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Yeah, she's in the office time she is.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
You could totally get her. I told you like a
week ago that she has giant cans.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean, I'm not a cans guy. That's why she's
always she's kind of being for like ten years.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
And she's dating Justin Herbert.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
She said, is just the new Megan Fox.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, yeah, dude, she's fantastic. I don't know anything about
her as a person. This is just like, Wow, she's stunning.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
She's very singer. Yeah, she's very pretty. And U she's
a singer. Yeah, she does performances.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I didn't know what she did other than mere yeah. Yeah,
it's like hey, yeah, hi, Like hey, so if I
see her in.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
The hallway and be sure to be like like, it's
either it's either Woody or a six foot five millionaire.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Does work out with Justin Herbert?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well hey, now you say that, But you know who
else I met at work? And that would be my
wife because my wife and I we were friends first.
We were both in long term relationships when we met.
So I was married to my first wife. My wife,
now Jen she she was in a long term relationship
with a guy who turned out to be gay. Right,

(05:43):
So just like yeah, so anyway, that's where we met officially,
So not to say that we couldn't meet. Things don't
work out with Justin Herbert and then things don't work
out with my wife, and it probably will and it
would be a meat cube. Now what would I say
to her?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I have no idea, say I love that latest single?
You know?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
So you yeah, right, yeah, you know put seven Speaking
of put out eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you
can send us a text check in over to two
to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
All right, Welcome back, everybody, yeah. Today is Tuesday, September
the ninth. Today is International Box Wine Day, Greg, I
guess I'll have some today. Greg does enjoy a good
box of wine?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And it related holiday. Today is International Fetal Alcohol Spectrum
Disorders Awareness to so Greg, if you're pregnant, maybe lay
off there might be.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Today is also International Day to Protect Education from Attack. Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's look Out National Ants on a Log Day now.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's the only time that's salary.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Good salary salary. Yesh.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
It's it's the celery stick with the peanut butter and
then the raisins.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yeah. I think would work, but it does.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's also National Wiener Schnitzel Day.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh hell yeah, Hoppers All Day.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
When Pigs Fly Day?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Today is Teddy Bear Day and Sea bask Happy Wonderful
Weirdos Day.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
Oh all right.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
How about a Today in history? Oh yeah, it was today.
In nineteen oh four, hot dogs were first served on
a bun. What yeah, check this.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Out, guys, on a bun.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
We're sitting in a.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Purchase exposition, which was informally known as the Lewis World's Fair.
So sausages had been sold for you know, quite some
time at that point, but guests were given gloves as
to not burn their hands, and when the gloves started
being kept as souvenirs, the bun was born. Wow, they
were so dumb today in bun.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
You need this weier.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
I don't want to bring up this old debate. But
weren't sandwiches ran before that?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So like they knew the brand earl of sandwich.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, but you weren't using that for sausages.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I understand.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
I don't want to get into that debate, but but
but like people understood the concept. Yeah, but that's like
a bacon on a bun. You don't do that.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's weird. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
Going back to uh stuff bears build a bear, dude,
check it out.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
They crush, they do.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I was just showing.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
I was just sitting on social media. They're talking about
their stock. Their stock is like sixty Ford dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
So this friend of mine, because I spent a lot
of my adult life, I lived in Saint Louis for
a number of years, you know, moved there for a
job and ended up you know, going back a couple
different times. One of my stops there, this one person
I would say more acquaintance than friend. But her best
friend is the woman who started build a Bear Stop
because it was it was launched out of.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Saint Louis Building.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Billionaire, dude, this chick man killing. She just had this
like silly, weird idea. And now think about that, like
what would make you sit in to go? You know,
people would be interested in coming in and building, like
pick a skin of pelt, right, you know, put this
little fake heart thing in there, and then you know,
bring the kid. I mean it's a smart idea, I know,
but like, like, who would think it would be like

(09:21):
decades in business?

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Yeah, well I would have thought that the labuobou craze
would have blown them out of the water.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
No there, I actually had sixty nine dollars a share
o Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Hell that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah dude.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Also imagine how many people around her told her it
was a dumb idea. Yeah, who wants to build? So anyway,
this was her, This was her best friend. This woman
created build a and then I you know, I guess
as this thing blew up because you spent obviously a
lot of time building the business. But then once things
kind of took off and she had people in the
revenue to she started doing they did these You talked

(09:54):
about your trip like she did, like some girls trips
and stuff, and they were this woman covered everything you do.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Is it was balling. Yeah, it's got that dumb bear mine.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
I mean, I haven't been one forever. It doesn't cost
like one hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
They are good quality like they do last you know,
and it's memory. The kids are beating the crap out
of those things. You pick all that crap and then
they make it though, right, it's right there. They stuff it.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Yeah, like hit the lever.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Okay, yeah, you have the kids step on the little
pedal and it blows the stuffing into the so cute
and you have teas. What's happening one of entertainment?

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Well, the Conjuring House. It's for sale, Greg, do you
want to buy it? Yes, it's actually in foreclosure. It
got sold in twenty twenty two for one point five
million dollars to a company. Now that company, that company
is like struggling because they own a bunch of different stuff,
so they have to sell it off. Are you gonna buy?
It's gonna go on sale on Halloween? Just the movie house, right, Yeah,

(10:55):
it's just it's in Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
It looks nice. Are you all in all out? One
point five to living, Rhode Island? I'm you're out all right?
And it looks too old timey. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Well it's on the market if anybody wants it.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Now, somebody that we.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
All right?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Would you call her chef Pauladine?

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:17):
She.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
I mean she owned and managed restaurants and cooked and produced,
you know, cook. I'll call her chef with that.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Now, she's getting a little bit of heat for some
comments that she made in her documentary. There's a documentary
about our life that's coming out, and the heat is
for making comments about Anthony Bourdain.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Now, before I.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Tell you what she said about I guess this is
what he said about her back in the day. Just
a couple of things, all right. Number one, he said
she's the worst, most dangerous person in America.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Dangerous.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Later criticized her for endorsing type two diabetes drugs, and
he also said that he, yeah, you would. He would
also try to sell a seperate critical yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
He also said that he'd rather go through nuclear war
than have anything made by Pauladine.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
He was a decade you know, there's the reason he
did what he did.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
But so Pauladine says in her lated documentary when this
got brought up, she said, God rest his soul. I
feel like he didn't like anybody, not even himself.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean, I mean, I mean as much as.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's a diplomatic way of.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Le's his heart.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Yeah, because you know he committed suicide like himself.

Speaker 9 (12:34):
Right now spoiler alert.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
I don't know, like he.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Talked a lot of smack about her, Like, why is
she getting crap about this?

Speaker 9 (12:42):
That's a nice way that she could have said a
lot more meaner things.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (12:45):
Absolutely, She's not been one to let her emotions be checked.
She likes to throw in bombs and okay, hold.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
On, let's let's get back.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Let's a lot of people don't understand why Paudine got
quote unquote canceled is because she admitted in like nineteen
eighty one, while working as a bank teller, that she
said the N word aft while being roped, which not
excusable but certainly wasn't in whatever it was twenty eleven
that they came after her.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like addicted to be she didn't.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
And she wasn't true, and she wasn't like and I'm
glad I did.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It was like she was explaining, and I still mean
it now.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
It came out decades later, and she was explaining like, Man,
I don't I did like that. I did that. Like
the whole story of how she got in trouble is
absolutely insane.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
And you mean the older Southern lady. Yeah, in the
eighties said the N word in the eighties, didn't she well,
at least in the.

Speaker 11 (13:35):
News she said she wanted didn't she she wanted her
waiters dressed as slaves at the wedding?

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Or hold on, is that true?

Speaker 11 (13:41):
I'm looking at NBC News a true Southern plantation style wedding.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Well, that's not the that's theme, Gina, jeez, I do
like the wedding, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
That's not what dressed as slaves? Don't you like a
good theme.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
Would include waiters dressed as slaves? Dean says in a deposition.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Wait, hold on, wasn't the opening of art.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Wasn't that the party she got in trouble fight?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
What were the other parties, like the Southern parties that
people were getting a bunch of? Which is what that's like?
It's not like it's not like a white person Kinsiniera.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Okay, so a little bit like that. I can tell
you that someone who grew up near the Bell Mead Plantation, which,
by the way, not a working plantation, but you know,
a historical artifact. Yes, people like going to old places.
Now this whole slaves things. I need to look into
that some more, but that. But you don't go there.
You don't go there because you want to have slavery comeback.
You go there because people like dressing up like hoopskirts

(14:36):
in fancy and fancy attire.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's like pre Civil War era.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
And that's why Lady A is formerly Lady Antebellum. Not
because they love the slavery. That's not why they made
that band. They liked the thought of like gentility and such.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
All that aside.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
If somebody was a dick, dead or alive and they
were talking smack aboute.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
I think I think you could responds a few years.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
All right, Okay, how about this now? Meg Stalter, I
love her. Yeah, she's in Hacks.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
She's the assistant in the agency. Yeah yeah, so yeah,
she's in the TV show Hacks. She kind of has
this theme.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
I don't know if you saw this, because she was
just at the MTV Music Awards. But she has this
theme of dressing up as different drinks, and her previous
one was die coke. The most recent one was a
Duncan Donuts coffee cup, so that's her her thing. She
also has a TV show, Now, Greg, you said you
you didn't like it. It's called too Much. It's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I gave up on it. Really I think it's kind
of good.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
This is the younger comedian who's the helper to No.

Speaker 11 (15:49):
No No, manager's assistant, crazy out of control.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I think she's super funny. Also, coincidentally, she was in
a documentary for George Carlin. Apparently she's a big fan,
so she did some commentary on that and the documentary.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
About his life for that.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, I guess so all right now something and I
have never really watched ever, maybe some pieces of it.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
There's a movie called.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Uh where, what the heck is it?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Death Becomes Her?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Oh yeah, musical Now.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's an old movie. That part. I would not know
that it was a musicals.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
Who cares to show?

Speaker 6 (16:31):
I screw up in my mouth? You guys, culture carry
you might be able to get us with the limits
cultured on a movie about death because you might be
able to get us on the like Laden's Rob the
musical adaptation of Death becomes.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
To get forward to the SpongeBob SquarePants musical. Uncultured Sway
a bunch of guys like the movie musical about Meryl Street.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Anyway, Anyways, Drew Barrymore wants to make She wants to
make a remake of the movie, and she wants it
to start Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Okay, now I'm no,
I'm just saying I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Maybe you can tell us what the movie is about.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
It's about a lady who dies and they like stitch
it back together.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Right, I was kid body around.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh, okay, it's about Hollywood talk.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
For the birthdays Showday.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit Beau Siday and you
know we don't do.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
And speaking of Adam Sandler, he has a birthday today.
Adam Sandler is fifty nine years old. Michael Keaton is
seventy four. Eric stone Street, who was cammed on the
Modern Family, he's fifty four today. Hugh Grant is sixty five.
You got an actress, Michelle Williams. He Fledger's widow. She's

(18:06):
been a tie of stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's a million things.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Didn't she start on like Dawson's cresty and then she's
forty five today country singer Hunter Hayes is thirty four.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Al okay, just generic two word two names, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Al Sabilli. She plays Monica Casey's wife, Kevin Costner's daughter
in law.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
And Yellowstone. How would you say this name?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
As b i l e asbel as Beel Kelsey Asbiel
was the first name. So Madison Beer is new to
my list. Yeah, this chick.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Since I first saw her on Yellowstone, it's been on
my list.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
So she's the she's like the trash she like she's
a teacher, but she's married to Kevin Costners.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, she's not trashy. They live in like a trailer
hot she's cause she comes to she's lived on the reservation.
She's a Native American. She lives on the reservation and
so they just don't have a lot of money.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
You don't have to beat she's not trash, right, you
don't speak because your port is mean, you're trash.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I was, but man, they show her ass a lot
at and it's Kelcespiel. You like her?

Speaker 6 (19:12):
No, dude, you haven't watched Elvestone. I guess I have, no, dude,
that's a great show.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, Hot Chicks, Greg.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
She's thirty four.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Henry Thomas who is Elliott and e T He's fifty
four today. Michael blue Blay is fifty, musician and producer,
one half of the Earhythmics. Dave Stewart is seventy two,
and Tom Wopat Duke Luke I'm sorry, Duke on the
Dukes of Hazzard is seventy four. Your porn of Birthday
Today is Nicole Aniston and today's birthday girl. She's been

(19:45):
swung around with more partners than a square dance in Oklahoma,
seven hundred and fifty five fine films, including Whoops, What's
that doing there? She was seduced by a real lesbian
Volume ten, Yeah, a fake one getting off on the
job Volume one. Also Petits and their Meat. She was
in the Best of Kitchen Sex, also snow Bunny Gets

(20:07):
the Icing, and who can forget her unforgettable role in
Busty Sluts.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Take It Raw? That That's about it.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
That's a Nicole Aison who's thirty eight years old. Today
metroporta birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Tuesday
morning look at what's happening around the world of entertainment
here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Dumb nice to the Woody Show. Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It is The Woody Shows Tuesday. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Send us a text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Got some money stuff now?
Greg checks his bank account multiple times throughout the day,
every times.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it's not just.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
The economy's freaking people out. It's all the different scams
and things that are out there, and banks and other
financial institutions they are finding a quote growing cybersecurity minefield
that's tougher to navigate these days. They say, Uh, data
breaches have doubled since twenty twenty three, and so investors
are now going out of their way to involve themselves

(21:10):
with companies that have the most proven and reliable cyber resiliency. So, Greg, now,
the thing is if you keep choosing to look at
your bank account and all of a sudden everything was gone,
that happened once.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
I'm saying, what would you lose? Are get on the phantic.
I don't know what I would attack. Now check every day.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Now your your money is insured up to two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars if you have it like in a
regular you know, check games or savings account. I thought
it was like fifteen, but like how much of an
f I see insurance exactly. Imagine how long that would
take to get back.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It would be probably impossible. I don't it's not impossible
a headache. I think it would. Actually they would.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
They would cover it pretty quickly and then they would
just take the time to then figure out, like who
did it? Where'd the money go?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
There?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
There was something. There was a guy, it was a
lot live stream. Did you see the live stream? Guy Metace.
It was all over social media. He had some kind
of cryptocurrency. By mistake, Yeah, mentioned his whatever phrase. There's
a phrase his past Yeah, what's called yeah?

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Okay, So you have your your wallet I D which
is then that you know basically your account number, and
then you're you're yeah passkey essentially.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I think you might be talking about Steve will do
it and I lost about like two million.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
No, it was it wasn't that was I want to
say it was like one hundred grand, but like one
hundred grand and he's like, wait a minute, what the hell,
and someonost goes you dude, you mentioned blahlah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
He's like, God, there's and there's.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
No way you're not You're not that bad, which is
really weird.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Because that that passes is all trackable. That that that
passy itself is like sixteen digits random crap on words.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
In this case, it was a phrase.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Well, he might have like use some kind of wallet
that has you just hype in a phrase and it
knows the past.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
It was actual words, right, Okay, man, that sucks. Okay, Yeah,
that's got some kind of work around.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Now, Greg, I guess somehow his friend saved him. Yeah,
I inadvertently saved money. And I accept the fact. Now
it's a fact. I am mind bogglingly stupid.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I am. I have this fountain by my front door
that I love. It's like a It's like a lion, right,
a lion. It bits water out of it, Oh my god,
slowly dying and dying and dying and dying to the
point where it just trickled and then it completely died.
So I'm hanging out with my friend Jim, who you
guys know, and I said, damn it, I got to
get rid of this fountain somehow. I'm gonna have to

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help it get a new fountain came with the house.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Thank you, Dance removed this from my site.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
So you know what, what a big pain in the
asset is going to be to get rid of a
big man.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
We've all been there.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Right, thank you. I'm glad you can get it. I
would want to get put another one in its place,
and I'm things are crazy expensive. And he said, why
don't you just get a new pump for the fountain,
which is eighteen bucks. So I said, oh, it never
once had to replaces in my mind that I could

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had to just toss the whole damn thing.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
That is pretty stupid. Just get a new.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Pump just because the water wasn't spinning.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, because the pump died. And I thought, well, pumps,
gotta get rid of all things, gotta go. I'm so dumb.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I'm glad you have other people in your life who
could help you out with fountain problems.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I am so stupid. I think I'm at the point
where I almost have to be hospitalized. Stupid.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
You can just pay people to be smart for.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
You know how it is right when you every time
you come and leave your house, like you see the fountains, Yeah,
when you're lying, fountain is not spinning.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
And then you think, I have to get a new one.
So I spent eighteen bucks on a new pump and
we both installed. The problem solved, and I thought, well,
I got to spend a ton of money on a fountain.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Now they'll keep in his mind. So this is like,
this is the karma thing that you get about.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Right exactly.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
It all ends out.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
So Greg ends up saving a bunch of money on
his water spitting lion fountain. Yes, thank God, but you
hear it right, yeah? Okay, oh yeah yeah. So and
then he was able to then help somebody else out
this was and that person would be Gina Grant, dude,
and the timing was, Oh my.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
God, I can't even believe you're you're not even going
to believe this story, but I swear to God with a.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Water spitting lion fountain.

Speaker 11 (25:27):
No, my husband and I went to finally pull the
trigger on a couch and we just find you and
Hemmon and Hull.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
We got to figure this stuff out. So we go
to couch.

Speaker 11 (25:37):
We go to you know, one of the furniture stores,
and I call him doctor Couch because they're all in
like lab coats for some reason, and we're we we
walk in confidently and say, yeah, we're getting a couch today,
and then all those workers come over.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Yes, but we don't know.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
They get all crazy.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
So I'm assuming it's commission based, and we say great, yeah,
we'll take this one perfect, and then we look around
a little more like, actually you might want that one,
and we're kind of walking around, and ten minutes later,
I go, no, we're gonna We're done. We're gonna get
the first one perfect. Oh sir, right over here, you know,
to my husband, Oh, please sign this paperwork. I'm sitting
on the couch. All is good, and I'm just kind
of scrolling through my phone.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
No big deal.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
And I while I'm scrolling through my phone, while Andy's
signing the paperwork to pay for this couch, I get a.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Text from Greg.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
It says, we got a new sofa and we're wondering
if you were still looking to get one, because you
can have the original og no sit sofa from our house, nothing,
no touch.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Why would you get rid of that because I got
a new one. Yeah, a new one that you can sit.

Speaker 11 (26:38):
Off's life change, which I still want to know why.
But I'm reading this and I'm like, this can't be right.
Like we literally like signed the paperwork. I'm looking at
the clock like Andy's filling everything out.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I think I figured it all how it works. So, in
his excitement about not having to replace his new water
Spinning Lions statue, honey on a couch, yeah, now, he's like,
I'm gonna take this perfectly good couch nobody even sits
on it, and I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna spend
money on another couch. In my excitement about not having

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to spend money on the water spinning Lions, that you right.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
And I am super like non confrontational. I don't want
to be like, you know, we're getting out of here.
And I start tapping my husband and go come here,
car stop here, don't just stop writing stuff writing?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
And I go, can you step into my office for
a second? And I read him the text and his
eyes get really big, and I'm like, what do we do?
And he doesn't like conversation either.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
He's like, I don't know, what.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Do you want? To do.

Speaker 11 (27:32):
I don't know how do we tell this man who
thinks he's I mean literally just.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
One signature away from closing on.

Speaker 11 (27:37):
This couch and so we go, uh and it did.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
It's true. Something suddenly came up.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
We have to leave, like sorry, we just because we're
so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
We're so excited about the couch so great. Are there
any more surfaces now in the house that you can't
sit on?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah? No, I can't think of one.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Why are you allowed to say on?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
What's this new lifestylid create embrace? It's more firm so
it doesn't like make dense as much.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Absolutely? Yeah, been there too, Greg.

Speaker 13 (28:10):
When you go to Gina's place and see your couch
there being lived in, are you just gonna Is it
going to destroy.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Vie?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'm happy it's staying in the family. The family that
couch is happy to get out of his house, like.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Greg, just I wyre either coming to get it this
weekend excellently.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's all wrapped professionally. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Very exciting news for everybody. I'm so stupid. You guys
can put me to pasture or whatever.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
The eighty four Wooding text over to two two nine
eight seven more would he showed next? Hang up, be right.

Speaker 14 (28:44):
Back, stick that in your pen and Vavid, what's that already?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Burner media rare.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
You're not gonna hear Burger media rare.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Bitch so neaty because I'm Russian, I'm Asian. Actually he's
the best about being Asian.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
The right, the sh and we are into another new hour,
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's September ninth, twenty twenty five. Bodie greg Man, Gina
Sea Bass, you got Sammy Morgan is here. We are
ticketing to calls eight seven seven forty four. What he

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just has a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Sea Bass has.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Some oh dugan news. He for us this hour.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I have some news of the South to share a
couple of different stories, starting with one that gives keeps
getting sent to us.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
Pops up at REVERTI is a raccoon. Oh yeah, we'll
talk about this.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Baby raccoon ended up hella wasted after eating some fermented
peaches out of a dumpster at a moonshine distillery in Kentucky. Yeah, nice,
good thing for mister raccoon. This nurse, this woman named
Misty Combs. She was nearby able to give the thing
CPR to save its life yours. It was so turned up,

(30:06):
dumpster raccoon getting CPR from this woman. This nurse just
happens to be walking by. Here's what she said.

Speaker 15 (30:12):
So, our health apartment is right beside of Kentucky MIA's smoonshine.
They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster, and
I guess the two baby raccoons had got into the
dumpster and they were stuck. Everybody that was a ringal
was like, it's dead. I mean, it's just not gonna
make it. Immediately. I just started doing CPR on it.

(30:34):
I was tinkled today that he was able to join
its mom again.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Poor little raccoon. I hope it stays out the dumpster.
And how dare you not warn us about a fun accent?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I did say News of the South.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
We could pipe her in every day to talk about bs.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, I love that. I had dumb ass Tyler looking
into the story and he mentioned something. It's worth pointing
out that she gave this wild animal, possibly rabid because
it's a raccoon. Dump She gave this thing CPR after
finding it face down in dumpster water.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
She is a hero.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Chest.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
Yeah, compressions, but animals.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
It was taking to the local vets office to sober up.
It was brought back to the same parking lot the
next day and released back into the file.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And now it's that's a feel good story right there.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I always think, I don't know lately. You know, when
you when.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
You were younger and you got really really wasted, like
blackout drunk, bro, Like, how close were you to death
like that raccoon.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, because I've been that drunk.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Oh yeah, I've bared dumpsters, you know, and I've like
I've you know, seen stories of like guys that they
get in a bathtub and they're super wasted and they
start puking and own puke.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I've never blacked out neither.

Speaker 16 (32:00):
Really.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Wow, Then you haven't lived so.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Many Yeah that drunk it's never where I don't remember stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Travel. Look, I've drank my weight in tequila.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I've been I mean, Greg, you know, like we've been,
we've been mega smashed, But I've never blacked out. Part
of me has always believed that when people, oh I
blacked out, that's just because they know they did something
that they wouldn't normally do. No, that's just their way
of disconnecting from the responsibility for me, who's never blacked out,

(32:36):
So you're for sure.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Rolling blank tape like you don't like you're.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
I mean Sammy, I mean I've never gotten so Sammy
wasted where I ended up in a jail right, well.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
It was the drunk tank. Let's speak clear.

Speaker 13 (32:48):
But yeah, I mean I barely remember most nights of
college honestly all the time.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, easy, Like I don't.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Understand how you don't exactly you wasted all that time?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, crazy. Oh, there's times you mind to erase everything
and it's a it's a like a defense mechanism because ahol,
it is. Yeah, you probably did stuff that you would
normally never ever did.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
It is probably the most recent person in here who's
blacked out show.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Events, absolutely, And there's times I wake up and I
don't remember going getting back to my room. I don't
remember how I got dressed, I don't remember anything.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
I can't I can't wrap my head around that. Wow,
I've never done it.

Speaker 13 (33:29):
Like the last thing I remember was I sat down
on that couch and all of a sudden, you're like
in a different place.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
I remember getting back to the hotel or getting back
to my house and laying down, and.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
That's where I passed out, Like before you say black out. Yeah,
Like we were walking down the street and I woke
up at home.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Well, we've got plenty of events where I told you
I I wake up the next morning and there's a
full plate of of I didn't even eat.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It at all.

Speaker 16 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Remember ordering it? Yeah, don't remember ordering it all. This some
other news of the South. Four year old boy North
Carolina was sent to the hospital after a copperhead snake
bit him at the daycare. So he was playing near
a sandbox and bit him on the hand. Now, the
boy's aunt was on the local news and she was

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talking about what happened fun accent.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
The director and said he got snake bit. My first
thought was why didn't they count on one one? My
second thing was like does the parents even know about
the other parents?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Okay, so here's again this this, this is where the
this is where the daycare miss done messed up because
they did not call nine one one. So he had
this care yeah getting bit by this snake. Uh, they
did not call nine one one and when the when
the parents were called. They told them initially that the
hand was swollen due to a splinter.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
They't even mention the snake venom.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
They didn't mention the snake until they arrived and they go, oh, yeah,
he was he was bitten by a snake. Kids can
be fine, by the way, And I guess one of
the workers of the daycare killed the snake before they
did anything else.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Okay, So, I mean, you know naturalized threat, dude, you
give that kids to a hospital right away. Are dangerous? No,
not copper heads. No copper heads little pets. Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know which ones are.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
The diamond shape the venoms?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Please? Uh uh?

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Is that because they have that's where their glands are
for their venom? Is that those big puffy cheeks like
I had?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Is venom poison?

Speaker 7 (35:39):
It's about where it comes your poisons on the outside
of your body.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Typically, this is like one of those things people always
make you say, oh it's a poison, it's a venomous snake.
It's like distinction this this is, uh, well, is it
not poison? It's my question?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's venom, right, I mean, I don't know the distinction,
but I know there is as I said.

Speaker 11 (36:03):
Yes, venom is poison, but the key difference being delivery.
Like you said, venom is injected by an animal poison is.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
It seems liketing hair saying said when somebody says, you
stop somebody because they say it's a poisonous snake.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I understand, you know, I know it's saying. I understand
what you're saying. But like when you stop something, no,
it's it's a venomous snake. Yeah, yeah, okay, somebody it's
like clip instead of magazine, like we get it gunn died.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I think.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
I think somebody who spend the time in the outdoors,
you think you understand the importance because if you say,
oh that, let's forget snakes, that that that animal is venomous.
Oh that that I can't let it bite me, as
opposed to oh to it right, like like for the frog,
for instance, if you're in South America.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah right, or that or that leaf, as you often
find yourself so much just touch it.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Oh that leaf is poisonous versus as leaf is toxic.
Same same idea difference, different word. Oh I can touch
that leaf, but I can't eat it, So that that's
a good thing.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Is it's not how people are interpreting.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Say like if you said, oh my god, there's a
poisonous snake, you would go, oh, well, I can't touch it.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm saying that.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
As an example of just and I'm gonna hate this
sound like menaceco Like, dude, you know what the you
know what it means.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
But you do you know what, like you know what
I mean?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
To stop the conversation down, you know, when somebody says something,
I don't want you to sound dumb.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
How about just don't touch any snake.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
I just know when I was a kid, those red
berries everywhere you them, but you couldn't eat them, right,
a little red yeah or not?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Or how do you know?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Like mushrooms because sometimes around this time of year, like
mushrooms will start sprouting up in the grass on store.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
That's never worth it to eat mushroom off the ground.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, but if you have a dog.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
And there's like because the sprinklers or whatever, like, well
yeah you don't, but like sometimes they're out in the
yard and you don't even realize.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Like one of the rocks Frenchies died that way a
mushroom eating a lawn mushroom.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, well he needs to fire his gardener.

Speaker 14 (38:00):
Eight.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
You can send us a text over to two to nine.
He said, we've got some Dougan news speaking of dogs.
Sea bass is Dougan News. Yeah, and we are back
Sea bass is here and uh yeah, it's gonna be
a little bit of Dougan news for you because yeah,

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mean who does love with dug little babies?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Yeah, that's seven. We just realized over the years that
these are our little angels on earth and we should
really spotlight.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah, they do for us, that's right, and so very
own segment. Sea bass is Dougan News.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Newsies.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
And what are we gonna start with here, Well, we're
gonna start with the CBS Evening News.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
This is such a big story that yeah, I got Nash.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Not even like inside edition a lot of these Dogan
news stories.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
We finally it's not edition rule. I would agree with that. Yeah.
That being said, let's talk to them or that'll talk
to us, I should say about Brian and Sadie and
listen to this anchor is totally natural and not over
the top delivery. Yah.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Sadie was a big german shepherd nearly one hundred pounds.
Brian Myers good girl, adopted her.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
I thought, let me.

Speaker 17 (39:23):
Give this dog a chance, because she's beautiful and I
think I can work through her issues.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
So at the time, you thought you were rescuing her.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yes, absolutely, Little did he know he was saving his
savior just tall.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
I was very lucky to have her in the night that.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I had to stroke.

Speaker 17 (39:40):
Brian lives alone and my cell phone was over there.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
So Sadie was his only hope.

Speaker 16 (39:45):
And that's when I grabbed her caller and she probably
out of this little space.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Here, pulled him all the way across the room to
his phone.

Speaker 11 (39:53):
It's just big.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
He spent a couple of weeks of treatment and rehab,
and just before his release, you got a visitor.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
She just immediately jumped on me and was kissing my face.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I just thought, I love this.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Dog, and you don't need to be doctor Doolittle to
hear Sadie replying I love you too.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Absoletely not.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Circumstances.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
They're married. That's the rest of the animal stories.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Oh but god, dog jumping on you after you've been
in the hospital, it's like, do you get off.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
All those stickers who rescued you?

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Should be whom Greg to your point that you always
say to Gina, one hundred pound German shepherd can pull
you to safety after you have a stroke.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
A little four pound ball of nothing. Now your wants
tea cut poodle, a real dog. That's why you get
two dogs, not a legal dog. Both your dogs can
call your ass yes.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
So, Gina, now that you and your husband have purchased
your first home and you're about to close on that,
where do we stand with the whole idea of your
steps on getting the dog that he is so wanted.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
I have been really pushing that aside. I want I
don't want the house to be like freshly peyed on.
So I'm hoping that we wait on that. But he
still likes those little bunny dogs.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
That's the thing you gotta work on first.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I would I would worry less about the pee more
about the desire for a little like the first dog.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Exactly, he likes them or someone else likes them.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
That's true.

Speaker 11 (41:26):
Well we both kind of like, Okay, he got over like,
oh look at this cute dog.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
No, why because you dragon to like, you know, purse
dog yoga.

Speaker 11 (41:33):
Oh he loved that, And we're going again. Because they're
doing bullies. American bullies are little you know, like the
Bully Convention with all that exactly, so they'll be super cool.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, that's cool a little bit.

Speaker 14 (41:48):
Yeah, right, a.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Chain necklace. I was next for Dugan News.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
I've got another sweet story. This is from CBS fifteen
fort Wayne.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
This is Mark.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
His neighbor's pit bulls attacked and killed his dog, but
that neighbor says it was his chihuahua's fault for taunting them.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I ate my dog.

Speaker 14 (42:13):
Mark Borders has been in mourning for the past week.
When he went past his neighbors, three pit bulls burst
out of a padlocked fence and attacked his chihuahua.

Speaker 16 (42:23):
And we're punch him in the head and trying to
pry their mouths open.

Speaker 14 (42:26):
Authorities classified the dogs as potentially dangerous because of the attack,
but while Animal Care and Control says the dogs show
no signs of human or animal aggression, Borders is convinced
they will attack again.

Speaker 16 (42:40):
What if it's a child this time or a person,
It's gonna happen again. Those pets got a taste of blood.
I got him when he was four weeks old, and
I bottle fed him until he was weaned and could eat, drink, byself.
I wanted him cremated because I'm going to keep him
with my six pounds.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Is now in this.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Bag in his bag he got because the pit bull
eate them.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, taste of blood.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Seen that with dogs, Like you get a little box
and then like in the middle there's a silver bag
and that's the dog inside of it. And my friends
they have big English bulldogs and those little bags are
pretty heavy.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I had my dog cremated and he's in an urn
in a bag in the Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Investigate the Fort Wayne animal controlled apartment. I don't understand
what dangerous means potentiallyus.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Well, we can't take a dog away. He only killed
one one poodle's.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah, Greg, I'm with you, and I don't normally defend
the pit bulls, as you know. I know it's a
shocking revilige to Greg hear that, but I am on
the pit bull side. Chihuahuas are the worst. You know
what dog has bitten me in my lifetime. A Chihuahua.
That was the only time I got bitten. It's my
guy's named Russ. They're always dicks.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
There's a couple of sweet ones out there, but a
couple of bad ones out there. The day I take
that back, I was bitten by an Australian shepherd who
written up in your testing testial.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I forgot about that, but I remember the sh the
giant Chuala that I forgot about. That was an Australian shepherd.
They should be banned. U Sea Bass's Dougan News.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Another sweet baby story from ABC seven New York. This
is Paul utility worker.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
All right.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
I show a little girl running around the van with
the dog chasing her and her mom chasing the dog.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
The dog was a pit bull, and Paul mans knew
he had to help.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
He jumped out of his truck.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
His nineteen years as a service tech had taught him.

Speaker 11 (44:54):
That what he needed was a m oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:01):
The dog was on top of the little girl and
wherever he went I went apparently open umbrellas confuse and
distract dogs.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
I just right up I went. Turns out the house.

Speaker 15 (45:12):
Worked like a.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Man's. He fought off that light colored pit bull for
what seemed like a long time, he said.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Eventually the dog ran off.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
The dog was out double the little girl.

Speaker 18 (45:23):
The mom was grabbing the dog skin like you know
how you like grab a door skin like the skin
was like stretching.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
So she's a real hero, not me. He's talking about
he was trying to get the dog off what she Wow?
Gee did he finish.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Finish clark umbrella to hide it from the public, But
he's talking about the Yeah, stretching, Is that what you're
talking about?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah really and really it's not an umbrella.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
It's just any kind of large object you could get to.
You're their vision and blocking that's right. The uh huh,
I don't know what you're doing over there.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
You're trying to get the dog wall Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, pretty yeah, to confuse him.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Uh news now Morgan Greg, I uh, I know some
of those pit bull stories don't make you feel good,
but you know it does make you feel good. Is
you love the late nor McDonald go and you worship
and say everything that he ever says is true? And
this is some of his early stand up where he
shows his love for little baby.

Speaker 17 (46:32):
This guy wants to sell. He says, this pit bull
will protect your valuables.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I don't have any of that valuable, you know.

Speaker 17 (46:39):
I mean, I'd buy the fitball, the most valuable thing
I'd own bed A pitbulls a bad dog to buy anyway,
because why you buy dogs? You can order him around?
You know, you can't order a fitball around. You can't say, okay,
fibull running in the bedroom, fetch my slippers? Why fetch
my slippers? I could kill you, buddy, I'm a pitbull.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
Don't you read the papers?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Oh nor yeah, yeah, think.

Speaker 16 (47:10):
Baby, It's gonna happen again. Those gets got a taste
of blood.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Sea Bass the
ribbing round of duging news more what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Hang up? So Greg, you're gonna feel really bad for
this person. Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Over in England, this woman she lost eighty four pounds, okay,
using Monjaro. She went from his size and this is
where I mean. I know it's a big it's it's
it's a big difference. But women's sizes. She went from
a size twenty two that's big, Okay, I know that's big,
down to a twelve that's significant.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, twelve is still considered big.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
I prefer double zero specially. But again, like, why can't
you say small medium large?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
So this would be large. This would be like a
four x to a large.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Oh oh yeah, don't they have negative sizes to yeah,
double zero, doubles, yes.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
But no, I thought it was negative that I've never seen.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
No, no double zero. If you cease to exist.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I just saw this. What did you?

Speaker 14 (48:22):
Asked?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
The question why do they have women's sizes be ridiculous
because men's size it's like we have we have pants,
we have inches, we have.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, right, actual numbers.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
But why can't you have the same that'reat because then
they can't hide anything. I don't care about that. It
would be so much easier you don't.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
But it's still a nonsense thing anyway, because man, there
are some brands. As a fat guy, I can tell
you there's some brands where it's like an XCEL seems
kind of huge, and then other ones where the excels
more like ash medium. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, you're like, this is an XCEL because it's from Europe.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
Yeah, that's why the size charts are so helpful these
days with the internet, as it says, oh, your chest
is whatever forty two inches.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
And actually went out and I bought one of those
little tapes measuring tape stress for what not, like the
ones the carpenters use, the ones the tailor suit.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yes, yeah, because you can meg, because.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
When you buy clothes online, you hit this the sizing chart,
and it tells you to measure your chest and to
measure this n seam or whatever. And I find that
I am returning stuff way less. I'm not guessing on
what their excel really.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Fits like vanity sizing.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, exactly tell you my suit size. If you had
a gun to my head, I would.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Probably tell you. I could say, you're a forty long
long yees.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Forty long. I think I have it written down. I'm
attle bit, But these.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Days Greg might be more like a thirty eight. I
don't know why.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
You know this because I used to work in men's suiting,
that's right. Yeah, for a long time.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I forgot about that, as did I in college.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
So this woman, she lost eighty four pounds using Manjaro,
but she's not happy Greg. She says she hates the
way she looks and is now battling serious body image
issues because of the excess skin and the lack of
muscle tone. And she feels worse about her body now
than when she was a big fan.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Her fault, her fault.

Speaker 11 (50:04):
She should have been working out, she shouldn't have just
been sitting there. She still can skin remove right, But
I don't think I'm assuming the skin removal wouldn't have
been that obvious if she lost its flower and worked
out a little bit.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
A size twenty two, she never had muscle tone. It
was just covered up better before.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Did you see there's a post that I keep. It
keeps popping up for me because I'm in the fat
algorithm Fat the fat rhythm. It shows it's like a
body scan image of what a human skeleton looks like underneath,
like a big fat person's body. The same you see,
you saw the one you get that you're on the

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same one, the same algorithm.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
The headline is always this is what big bones looks like,
and the bones are the same size.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
But like, can you imagine the stress on that skeleton?
And it's crazy because I mean, the body's this big
in the skeletons, this is big.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Well you always think about like really big people in
their knees, like can you imagine Coming.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
To experts warned that while weight loss medications will help
you lose weight, they can't address the psychological impact of
rapid transformation.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Get your therapist involved.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
I did buy one of those little workout things on
a TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
It's like a little resistance.

Speaker 7 (51:20):
Is its resistance circle?

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Maybe it's long. It's not like a circle.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
It's got the two handles and like the that's old school.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's not road bands though spring oils.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Oh my god, it's like very.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Old time, very it's very big on TikTok so that
goofy movie, super old time.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I feel better using it.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Remember the brother brand and goonies that he was sitting there.
They used to make their their big escape.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I've been one. Did you get one?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Did you get some of the grippers too? And a
sweat band?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
The push up wheel wheel?

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Like girl, Yes, I'll just walk around the house and
I'll just pick it up. Then I'll just start using it.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah, I can notice the difference. Yeah, I can see
your chest.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I want to get one of those things where you
put the strap around your belly and it jiggles like yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Yeah, my friend would get one of those battery operated.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
The suit I got, not most recently, but before was
whatever this means size seventeen, thirty four, thirty five.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
No, that's your that's your shirt. Yeah, that's your the.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Shirt seventeen your neck the neck, yes, correct.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
You are no longer a seventeen, but a thirty four
to thirty five. Inkay, it's a long sleeve. Eh, it's
like I'm a thirty two, you're thirty four dressing up?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Yeah, I just thought out. So my my cousin's getting
married and the ceremony is going to be formal.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Oh are you going to rent another time?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Because of that, I might not go.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
I might schedule way you your top hat.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I might use the scheduling excuse.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, but you've been losing weight, right.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I have, so I don't. I just ant like dressing up.
Oh it's the dressing up. We bet that's formal.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
A big event coming up, you have to dress up
a little bit, do Yeah? What the festival? Yeah, I
heard music.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
I stopped dressing up for that years ago, so we
got to get it, like a collared shirt or something.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
I'm wearing pretty much what I'm wearing right.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Now, wear a T shirt and a jacket.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I do. Maybe not even the jacket anymore?

Speaker 14 (53:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Is it putting on a belt? The dressing up? Is
that what you don't like?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
No, it's just it's never comfortable, like nice fancy formal
stuff is never comfortable.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
It's not supposed to be right, which is why I
don't like wear Well, what do you guys ever want suspenders?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
And I don't look good at it anything. You have
to like tuck the shirt in, like fat guys.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I don't know why fat.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Guys insist on tucking their shirts in. You see it
like they'll they'll tuck it into their dockers. It's like, dude,
just wear it on tucked you when.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
You're overweight, I mean there's an option.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, right sucks. Yeah the worst Yeah blows.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Fat and you don't tuck it and you look like
a big your dress you weren't a dress, Like, look
at a dumbness Tilers, Look at Dumbassi.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
He's but these devices that I was considering getting, but
they're kind of like old timey lingerie looking. You strap
it around your upper thigh and then it has these
straps that go up and you clip it to your
shirt to keep it down.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
That's so.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Like, h yeah, that's old timing, like very old timing,
like pantyhose. They're called shirt stings.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh that's it. Yeah, you got a cravat as well. Greg.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
It's kind of like those things that you know old
horse used to wear right garter. But it holds like
the stockings up right, it's right clips to their panties.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So you put it on like a lard.

Speaker 7 (54:33):
Yeah, you pull your shirt down, pull your stockings up.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
It is a pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Then I called for my refill on the zip bound
yesterday and apparently there's a big backward which I thought
was over, and I did the whole digging in on.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Hold on, yeah, I said, you, dog, are you going
back tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
We might have an update, but then just keep calling
each day this week and we'll let you sorry for
the inconnection.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Wait wait, wait, hold on.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Are you getting it direct or you getting it through
a provider?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Getting through a pharmacy?

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Oh yeah, I gotta go direct, dog, I've been going
direct straight up to Eli Lily.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah you gotta. Yeah, don't mess with.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
All these pharmacies place right down the streets.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah no, they sent to your house.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
The place has never been an issue. No, dude, it
looks like, uh, I don't know, like they're sending plutonium
to your house. You Yeah, you get a boss, you
open it and then yeah, a little miss comes out.
I'll take all the extra skin I'll take all that stuff.
I'll take this dys morphia, whatever it is, the psychological impact,
rapid transfer, I'll take all that. People complaining about the

(55:44):
big penis right.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
But that she does make you good.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Point though you do are you have to do like
some strength training, get something off TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
That you don't have to melting good. That's fine with me.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Melting good.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
You're smaller, melo.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
You tell your skin into your pants, that's right, all right.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Eight seven, seven forty four. Text over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
That's great gory. We got menace seamasses here. There's Sammy
Morgan is here this morning her uh one to ten
the ratings, ratings on holidays.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
We posted that video yesterday. People seem to be enjoying that.
That was posted on our Instagram last night. People really
loved them some Morgie. Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Makes you feel good because you you really take the
negative stuff too hard too. I sent Morgan an article.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Why you laugh and see that's just the way he
put it was very funny, like, let's not forget the negatives.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
No, it's true.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I'm going somewhere with them anyway. So I sent her
a article while we were on vacation and it was
it was from you know, some bigger radio personalities, Dave
Ramsey being one of them, so you know, you know,
it's about basically how to deal with haters.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Yeah, and she she wrote me back, and I guess
she really enjoyed the article. But it's just something that
you have to learn when you're doing a job, like yeah.

Speaker 9 (57:13):
Yeah, it comes with time. But yeah, the article spoke
to me. But I think I'm doing better lately.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
You are, you know, you are, You're doing a great job. Thanks, guys,
You're doing a great job. People love them some Morgige.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Yeah, sure do.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
There was there was this influence that I was watching
interview with who was highlighted on a Toom Segura podcast
and it's it's a guy that kind of our female sorry,
that kind of looks like the family guy dad And.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
For the story.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Yeah, and so it was just like if you look
at the post, I'll just say hate from and then
one said hate from Australia. That's all the comments right,
hate from Australia. So it's like, I'm going to show
you how to monetize hate. So then she like put
out hate from Australia. It made like a ton of
money off. Really it's like I'm going to show you

(58:04):
how to monetize hate.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Good idea.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Just six yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. What if
you want to call in, you can set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. Gena Grant
is here. She's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Well back in August, a couple weeks ago, a twenty
three year old female Ukrainian refugee she was stabbed to
death on a train in Charlotte, North Carolina, and nobody
really picked up the story. But recently the security video
of thet tack has been released and now it's going viral.
The video shows this girl getting on the train, she
finds a seat, she sits down, and then suddenly gets

(58:37):
attacked by the dude sitting behind her. So this thirty
four year old a hole. He was arrested. Cop said no, no, he.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Wasn't in the radar or anything, right, Like, he's got
no prior arrest record.

Speaker 11 (58:48):
And you asked homeless, schizophrenic and fourteen prior arrest No
wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
I'm sure nonether than violent with weapons or anything.

Speaker 11 (58:56):
Right, No, no, he very violent and just walking round
on the street because why wouldn't you let him out.
He's been charged with first degree murder and only now
has been ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. He's been
cool until now. And according to the report, the girl
came to the US to escape the war back home.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Yeah, that sucks, very very sad.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, it's like someone who like beat cancer going to
die like the week later after their you know, ringing
the bell in a car record.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I hate those stories.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
I know same well.

Speaker 11 (59:24):
JJ McCarthy's first NFL game started rough, but he finished
it with a stunning comeback to lead the Vikings past
the Bears twenty seven to twenty four. After throwing an
interception that put Minnesota down by eleven, McCarthy bounced back
in the fourth quarter with two touchdown passes in a
rushing score. He missed all of last season with a
knee injury, but he seemed calm under all the pressure
and gave the Vikings their first win of the year.

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McCarthy joined a short list of quarterbacks like Cam Newton
and Steve Young who pulled off the big comebacks in
their first game. Getting comebacks, do we have to call
him that and come from behind.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yeah tight ends, Yeah, from behind.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
From behind, it seems egregious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Stuff in yeah going deep Back.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
On Sunday Night Football, the Bills beat the Ravens in
that crazy game, but what was lost in the shuffle
was something that happened during a Raven's TD celebration.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Did you guys see this?

Speaker 8 (01:00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Well better as wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Oh okay, yeah, Lamar Jackson was apologizing for something.

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
Yeah that's coming that. Yes, So he was celebrating on
the field.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
A Bills fan came up and smacked him on the
helmet and then did the same to Lamar Jackson, and
Jackson got super pissed and literally shoved the fan back
into his seat. So not a great look whatever, But
the Bills and the NFL agreed, and the Bills booted
the fan and that dude is now banned from all
NFL stadiums. And after the game, Lamar Jackson said he

(01:00:47):
regretted his reaction. He said he should have let security
handle it, But most fans and analysts totally agree with them.
They love that stuff when they fight back. And the
House Oversight Committee has received documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate
that included Dud's the birthday book from his fiftieth birthday
in two thousand and three. One of the items in
the book is a letter allegedly signed by President Trump.

(01:01:07):
The ranking Democrat in the committee posted a photo of
it on x, but the White House denies that it's
Trump's signature. Well, either way, the committee now has the
birthday book and other documents, which means there's definitely more
Epstein drama on the way. Good and I'm sure we'll
get more of this info from Rich on tech. But
Apple's upcoming event is shaping up to be all about

(01:01:28):
the iPhone seventeenth on this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Yeah, we really want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
So let's go. Let's go back to two thousand and
eight when this was news.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Menace, the last handful of iPhone releases. You haven't really
cared much about it. But for whatever reason, do I
have this right? Like you were saying that you're actually interested?

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Yeah, because they said the camera allegedly is going to
be the closest ever to the human eye, which is
pretty exciting. So you know, you're like when you see
something like I'm looking at Greg's beautiful face right now,
they're like, when I take a picture, why does it
look as great on my phone than with the human eye.
So they say that it's going to be pretty close.

Speaker 11 (01:02:08):
Well, and if we're being intellectually honest, that means it's
going to be more like an Android camera, because in
my experience.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
My friends, they do on mind way better.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
If you put a bunch of filters on it, anything
will look good.

Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
No word on the price yet, but analysts think Apple
will do stuff like cut storage options, so buyers naturally
have to move up to those higher and more expensive
storage tears. And the big question for everyone with this
announcement is the AI stuff. Apple has been trying to
catch up to Samsung and Google. Lots of people wondering
about what the company is going to do about it
and down the line. New Apple chips are supposed to

(01:02:51):
make ice AI stuff way easier and better, but experts.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Don't know if it's going to be enough to compete
with the other big boys.

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
And this affects and it probably affects everybody else, so
definitely listen up. Starting October first, Amazon is phasing out
its Prime Invite program, So for those who don't know
what that is, it's a perk that lets Prime members
share free shipping with someone outside their household.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
I didn't know it at a name. I just thought
it was called feating.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Well this yeah, this is uh, this has been There's
been a lot of confusion around this. What it doesn't mean.
It doesn't mean that if I want to send something,
like I buy something and I want to have it
sent to Gina's house.

Speaker 19 (01:03:28):
Yeah, like that doesn't change. Oh good, Okay, see that's
what I mean. There's been a lot of confusion about
like you can still do that. This is this is
there's it's kind of like people sharing Netflix past passwords, right,
they're putting that they're cutting down.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Gift for someone. It can be sent just directly to correct.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
But I'm geting some flags on you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
You would be able to this point, you would have
been able to take advantage of my Prime membership and
send something using the Prime benefit even though it wasn't
your Prime account.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
What if you're in the same household. I'm glad you
have Mario's Prime membership.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Okay, but I don't have my Still your own, Yeah,
you're gonna have to get acount still.

Speaker 11 (01:04:08):
Sorry, Greg, avoiding started steering people like you toward the
Amazon Family Plan, which allows the same type of free
shipping sharing, but that only works if you do live
in the same house, so.

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
Like, who cares for the rest of us? So to
help ease the process, Amazon is offering users they discounted
first year of Prime for just fourteen ninety nine to
take the sting out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Well, my wife is the only one who has an
Amazon account right in our house, and so when I want,
I have the app on my phone that one. Yeah,
but it says, oh, welcome, Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
Why do you need a new jockstrap, Jennifer, Yeah, whenever
I go, we just ordered from the same but of
course you do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Now, if it's something for me, I could, if I cared,
I can have it selected where you know, it gets
shipped to my name at that address. But yeah, like
what is it? What was it really matter? So you
and you and Mark you can have Mario's log in
Greg and just buy it from that at which is
I'm sure what you've been doing, I guess. Yeah, because
you don't have your own you don't have your own account.

(01:05:03):
You're just using his Prime as you should.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
It's got my credit card on it. Yeah, they don't
care that you should.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Yeah, well that's what's going on. Wady Jen says my
credit card on there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
So yeah, seven seven forty four Woody text us over
to two two nine eight seven More Woody shows next, whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah show right back that is a beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four Woody
text Us over to two to nine eighty seven. And
the headlines were talking about, you know, the Apple announced
me this morning at ten am is when that Apple
announcement starts. And then you know, talking about the different
textuff phones and you can just see Greg he was
really involved and he was really yeah on all the
main points.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I did hear that Apple is gonna maybe have a
foldable phone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Eventually, eventually, not this time around this time, this time,
it's probably gonna be. I was talking to rich Damia
rich on Tech, who we're gonna have on later in
the week. He'll give us his whole rundown. He's going
to be at the event today. Initially we're gonna have
him on the show tomorrow, but he's doing travel and
the whole thing. Anyway, So after parties and stuff, Yeah,
the big throwdowns, big after Apple event orgies. Yeah, but anyway,

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his his feeling is it's going to be the the
thin iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah, yeah, that sets you right right right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
But then we're talking about like the Amazon stuff and
how the different accounts work, and so.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
You see complicated. Yeah that's if you want to If
you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Look like really smart to Greg, all you have to
do is show him how to turn like the internet on,
like how to log into Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
That's do a screenshot of a computer screen, just proxy.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Passed your firewall into the mainframe.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
It was one of those people were asked deals, like,
what's a simple skill that makes you seem much smarter
than you are?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Different me?

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
They said, you know, learning a few words and a
few different languages.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Love that that's good. Something like that. Greg. Grammar, Yeah,
proper grammar.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Proper now, just proper grammar, right, they say, it's the
difference between knowing your ish and knowing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
That you are Ish.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Oh wow, that's pretty strict. One that made the list.
And this this is something SeaBASS does all the time.
One sign of intelligence is the ability to look things
up that you don't know. How is that intelligence?

Speaker 7 (01:07:17):
Geniuses googling fast?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, you google fast. He does Google fast. But okay,
sometimes sometimes you just don't know like the proper way
to ask.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Well typing fast without looking at the keyboard or knowing
keyboard shortcuts and basic computer trips.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
That's where you shine. You dazzled Greg and I on
almost a daily basis, but dazzling YouTube and then Greg,
of course we had the most difficult thing. We had
something in all caps and you pushed a couple buttons
and it went to lowercase.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
And we just are it's an option right at the
top of the Microsoft word banner.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Oh well you really hung the moon after that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yeah, it's it's crazy, it was miraculous.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
That's a good point though, because to go back to
what we're talking about here with Menace, like things just
fly over his head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
He doesn't manage to like, he doesn't even.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Bother to be cares. That's what he uses his phone
all the time to look stuff. There's but there's stuff.
But like we'll talk about things like he'll say, you know,
it's his favorite line. I never heard of it because
he does things you know, does fly over his head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
He doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
He doesn't even he's not even aware that, oh I
should look into this because.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
He's he's very good about looking into things that he's
curious about. Look at all the super volcano knowledges.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
And stuff I don't care about.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I don't care about, right, But that's but it's everyday
stuff that we that comes up in conversation and that
he doesn't care about. But well, but people talking to
him he doesn't care about. Like understanding the world around him,
he doesn't care about.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
No, he does understand the world around a lot. He's
just not interested in all the things. Greg, you know
where I'm going with this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I kind of do. But I'm also kind of with
menace because I don't get interested in and you don't
care they talk about crypto. My brain cannot comprehend even
the concept. I've not. I regink he's an intelligent guy.
I'm talking he just doesn't care.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Way he's simpler than that because it happens all the
times with like we're the day where he's like, well,
like a term that every we all we all know,
we've used in conversation, it's in print and in audio work. Okay,
so he's not heard it before, but he has. He's
just ignored it, It's my point.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Okay, But either right, but it doesn't. It's it doesn't
ring familiar to him. He somehow managed to get to
this point without it. He doesn't care to necessarily add
that word or phrase.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
That's the point though, right, but it doesn't affect his
daily life.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
You can make that somehow, I can put this spoon
to my mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Well, yeah, yeah, is very good at that. We're really
great at that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
The fact that I have basic geography knowledge makes people
think I'm smart. Uh, this is I managed to pull
every damn near every human being I've ever met. Thinking
I'm a genius solely because I have a good memory
helps knowing the rules of chess.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
He must be smart.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
I'm just bad at it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
It takes a week.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
People assume because I write poetry, i'm Hella emotionally intelli.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Oh god, I don't want to hang out that person.
Poetry and song lyrics might be the most overrated thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yeah in human history.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Speaking calmly while everyone else is freaking out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
That's emotional intelligence.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Sure, I'm a young woman who's not afraid of a
DIY project. People are often surprised when I can mount
a TV, install a ceiling fan, etc.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
Good skill, that's say, yeah, I don't do any of that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Will they know it? They meaning some of the people
in Puerto Rico that Menace ran into while he was
just there on vacation for the Bad Bunny concert.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Yes, and so it's a trademark original game.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Will they know it? You've never heard anything like it
before on this show, that's for sure. No, And that's
going to be coming up next. And Menace was just
mentioning because we had that thing running about we're giving
away the twenty one pilots tickets and he was mentioning
how he was in some store or something and of
this twenty one pilot song came on, like their first
single that they ever had, because that was what it

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mentioned in this little ad that we just played from Vessel,
which was their first album, and the song was called
holding on to You. And he's like, oh, yeah, dude,
I hadn't heard that song in forever, but they were
playing it in the store. Yeah, in Puerto Rico's that
happens to me all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Sometimes I was sitting it what I'll be in raups
and I'll break out shazam and I go, well, yeah,
what was the song that the banger?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah, because all we hear is blurry face like all
the time.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Yeah, I mean because you get it. Yeah, we're like
Higden's or something.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
But here we go comically large Jason disgusting the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Trademark original game Menace came up with it. You never
heard anything like you to here on this show before.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
That's for certain.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Will they know it?

Speaker 16 (01:11:37):
They know it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Where Menace is out somewhere and he's asking people questions,
question being will they know it? We had to try
to guess.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Okay, Now, Menes went to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Uh Puerto Rico and he went there for Bad Bunny.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Yeah, he had a red and sea for a couple
of months in Puerto Rico to try to generate money
for Puerto Rico, and he definitely knocked it out of
the park. They say, UH made a low estimated four
hundred million to Puerto Rico. Yeah, during this red sea.
It's insane, right. So that's where you were asking these
people questions. Yeah, so they built like a village, you
know how like at the I Heart rated vessel to

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have like a village outside. Yes, and uh, this one's
a little different because there's a lot more alcohol there.
Oh god, So a lot of people turning up outside
of that. Yeah, it's pretty fun. So a lot of
different activations and people can you know, participate in It's fun?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
So will they know it Bad Bunny Puerto Rico. Addition,
who's the first person here?

Speaker 14 (01:12:34):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
The first person? His name is Tito. So let's meet Tito.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
It was good?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
What you doing out here recording?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I'm just enjoying of you and you know, coming for
the concert.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
Where are you from?

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Straight in New Jersey?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
That's right, baby, New Jersey, Jersey in the middling.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Baby, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
That's Tito.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
He was there with his when he's not the Quake
Bridge mall man, he's hanging out at the Bad Bunny
Show in Puerto.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Rico with his whole family, his wife, two kids, and
his mother in law.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
They brought everybody. Yeah, they brought everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
So here's the first question that I'm going to ask him.
This is Tito.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
Alright, first question?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Okay, ready, we're ready?

Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
What city did modern baseball come together? City did modern
baseball come together together? I'm not sure I understand the question. So,
like the MLB, basically, where did it come together? So
was the first team? Yeah, like first ever first major

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league baseball team?

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
Where was it invented? I know this is this is
the Menaces original game, but could he perhaps use some
help with writing questions?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Okay, so, I mean, what's the answer. The answer is
New York City. We're looking for New York Louisville.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
Yeah, that makes sense because a Louisville slugger I.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Dreams.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Okay, well, next time to do that kind of stuff.
But yeah, new York City is the answer. Okay, so
we're looking for the answer New York City. Now do
we think that do you think that Tito is gonna
know this baseball fand like rocking like some kind of
we're working like a like a Yankees hat or a
Phillies hat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
He did have a hat on.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
I do not really Puerto Rico Mets Mets, right, I'm
gonna say no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Uh yeah, I'll say no. I thought they were gonna
be maybe like it originated somehow in San Juan, right,
you know, like I was gonna tie back to uh,
Puerto Rico. So but I will say I will say no.
Let's find out question number one?

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
All right, first question, okay, ready, right, we're ready, all right,
what city did modern baseball come together? All right, Chicago,
what's your favorite baseball team?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Yankees?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Okay, there you go, all right, yeah, yeah, decent guests,
all right. Question number two for Tito, will they know
a Puerto Rico addition?

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
Wish statement isn't true? In Puerto Rico?

Speaker 12 (01:15:03):
The three pointer was invented for basketball, the peanut colada
was invented, or the avocado was invented.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Which is not true. The avocado was invented, which one
is not true?

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
All right, so the three pointer, the avocado or peanut colada, Yeah,
inventor is not true?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Which one's not? Avocado?

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Well, yeah, that might that might have been from Mexico
menaced you know why, Greg and I are weird weirded
out by that question. But no, I don't know why
we can just like nitpick the whole thing and make
it fun. I mean, that's your job. I don't think
they think that the avocado was invented.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
That's why it's my guess it actually is invented, because
the the actual avocado.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Greg, But what you would love is like the size
of a grapefruit.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Really genetically engineered once we know today are genetically engineered
or yeah, it's bread like like bread the Cords bread
or wheats bread.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
Chicken, Yeah, wheat bread your favorite?

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
All right, I will say the three pointer though.

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
I'm gonna say the invention of the avocado.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Avocado? Greg said avocado avocado?

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Sammy three pointer?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Three pointer? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Question number two?

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
Which statement isn't true? In Puerto Rico? The three pointer
was invented for basketball?

Speaker 12 (01:16:21):
The peanut colada was invented or the avocado was invented?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I say, alvocado. That's the final final answer. Do you
like avocado?

Speaker 14 (01:16:31):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Do you know that Bill Jackson used to coach, Yes, papas,
did you know that?

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
I didnt ricola?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
You go trivia for you pick it up Bill Jackson?

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
All right, so it was it was avo avocado in
Mexico set with jingles, the jingles, right, we're talking to Tito.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Well, menace is will they know it? Puerto Rico Edition?
Question number three?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
What is abba?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
So we're talking about the sweet sensation, right, yes, not
like an abam?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Yeah? Is abba? I'd like to know.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
At least there's been covers and holograms. Yeah, holograms. There's
been sample a billion sample.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Oh, yeah, but is that on his radar?

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Is he a Eurovision much like certain vocabulary awards for menace?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Are they on his radar?

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
Is Abba on this guy's right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Just because it's out there in the world doesn't necessarily
mean he's gonna guy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
I would say late thirties, maybe early forties. Okay, he
had two kids with them.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
It doesn't seem like a mama Mia fan, I will
say he.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I'll say he does not.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
It's hard to think that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I'm going to say yes. Abba transcends age and.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Everything, says the two people in the room I don't
expected to know the most about.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
I'm going to say no, No, I don't think I'll
know it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
No, all right, I want to say no, but I'm
going with yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
All right. Question number three for Tito? Will they know it?
Puerto Rico edition? What is Abba? What is Abba?

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
Abba?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Abba?

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Da dad?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
What a dad?

Speaker 11 (01:18:08):
Your dad?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Because in Hebrew ABBA's dad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
I'm yeah, Jersey's true, so true. Yeah, that's also true.
All right, didn't get didn't get that one? There's Tito,
Tito another one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah, we can move on to Mike. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
This is Mike. He outside the Bad Bunny concert there
in Puerto Rico and Menace is a chatting with him
around the Will.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
They know it?

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I'm from Florida?

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
What are you doing out here? I'm out here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I'm trying to get tickets, unsuccessful, so I got merch instead.
I'm gonna tell everybody I did get tickets. They saw
a bad bunny in person, but I'm bad bunny adjacent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Wait a minute, you went all the way to Puerto
Rico without the without the ticket.

Speaker 7 (01:18:50):
That's something.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Yeah, they trying to get in. Why would you make
the trip ticket if you weren't right there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
A lot of people do that. We just people that
do that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
So the for the World Series, just to get merch,
Morgan try to go to the big USC event, adds
a sphere. She didn't have a ticket, but it's doable.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
And then also, I mean, if you go there for merch,
you can buy a lot of merch and then flip
it make some money if you want.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
Okay, all right, So that's that's Mike. We have our
first question here for Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Will he know it?

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
First question? What is the only mamble that can fly?

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
What is the only mammal that can fly? He was
looking for Bat. I'm guessing hmmm. I hadn't even considered
Bat until you said that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Okay, Rocky or bowl winkles. Oh, Platypus got a lot
of things that can do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I'll say no, no, no, I'll say yes. Do you
think yes they have that We're that's invented in Puerto Rico.
They live in Florida. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
So question number one for Mike will he know it?

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
First question? What is the only manbo that can fly?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Jesus Christ?

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
Do you go to church regularly?

Speaker 16 (01:20:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
No, one of these days. Christ.

Speaker 14 (01:20:13):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
I know it's a menace original game.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
But when I ask people questions and they give me
garbage answers, I tell them not give me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Let's try to get back.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah. Yeah that is cool. Yeah, that's a fun facts. Yeah,
that's a fun fact. So is it bad?

Speaker 14 (01:20:28):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
It is bad? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Question number two? Question this is look it's MENACE's game. Yeah,
that's question number two. Well they know a Puerto Rico edition?

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
For Mike, what team is known as America's team?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Looking for the Cowboys here, m Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Hmm, he showed he shows.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Yes, although I think that's kind of a I know
it's still used, but it's like a baseball Is that
really America's pastime? Like, I mean it is, but that's
what it's not the most popular sport. Football is by
far the most popular sport. Cowboys had their you know, heyday.
But there was a man who was getting school Oh
it was George Pickens, that douchebag getting schooled by Steven A.

(01:21:15):
Smith last week on ESPN talking about like the Cowboys
and because they're known he was he was trying to
get shot of the Steelers. Yeah, and uh, he's because
they're known for winning Super Bowls, the Dallas Cowboys. He goes, man,
he goes the Cowboys. The last time they were in
the Super Bowl gas was a dollar sixteen. It was
the mid nineties.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
George Pickens, the wide receiver. Yeah yeah, the guy who
wasn't alive the last time the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Yeah, yeah, so he was. He was trying to get
shot the Steelers. But I mean, like, okay, but yes,
they do have a lot of championships at one point,
but you know, are they still America's team?

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
That'd be a what is America's favorite team? If they
if they really got the numbers. I'm sure there's Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Chiefs. Do you think you're good at the seas? Google
it real quick. It's gotta be you gotta be. I
would like to think he knows this, but I'm saying no.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Yes, I'll say he'll come up. Yeah, I'll say he
comes up with with Cowboys. Question number two for Mike,
will you know what Puerto Rico edition?

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
The team is known as America's team for the Commander's Commanders.

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
I mean, you get where he's going with that, I
guess because they're yeah in DC.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Yeah, and the Chiefs were the most watched team of
the last season.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Most watched. But like, how many people identify as Chiefs?
Fanned the Swifties in there? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:22:34):
Right, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I would say.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Raiders, Raiders, Yeah, okay, Raiders alright. Question number three d.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
D Y Q.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
It's nothing like the d Y.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
That's the garbage unfunds. Yeah, people like, don't Nick pick
that game?

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
That one's way too organized? Will they know it? Puerto Rico?

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
Addition, who did the United States take Puerto Rico from? Okay,
so not from Puerto Rico, He's just in Puerto Rico.
I'll say no, I'll say no, I'm with you. Yeah,
what is the answer we're looking for?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
It's got to be Spain, right, spa, okay, Spain?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
All right. I would imagine by language you would assume.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
That we're all saying that Mike won't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
No, he will, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Question number three for Mike.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
Who did the United States take Puerto Rico from?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I would say, Spain?

Speaker 8 (01:23:27):
All right, have you ever been to Spain?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I have been to Spain. I didn't catch a train
and it didn't rain, but it was cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Guys, not alcohol there. Yeah, getting all right, So you
didn't get a ticket? Yeah, he got one, right, all right.
We're gonna take a break, but we're gonna huddle. During
the break. We're gonna find out if we can do
one more.

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
I do want to do one more of MENACE's original trademark,
never heard before on the show Game Will They Know It?
Puerto Rico edition from the Bad Bunny concert that Menace
went to that is next year on the one show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Hang up, I don't want to know more.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
We'll be right back Bay SoCal School.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Jeff G. Jeff Yo, Good morning, Jeff G. Good morning,
what are you good morning?

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
Squad?

Speaker 18 (01:24:14):
Dodgers started their series with the Rockies off with.

Speaker 14 (01:24:16):
The win.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Dodgers storing Rockies.

Speaker 18 (01:24:23):
Dodgers almost had a combined no hitter. Tannor Scott, who's
been horrible lately, gave up a hit in the ninth inning.
Pitching for the Dodgers always been great, Glass now was
money last night.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Dodgers hang on to first place. Tonight at Dodgers Stadium.

Speaker 18 (01:24:35):
What the malin Heritage Night plus o tiny pitching babblehead
night Maniana Angels got their butts kicked by the Twins,
same two teams tonight at the Big A Monday Night Football, Vegas.

Speaker 14 (01:24:46):
Was right.

Speaker 18 (01:24:47):
I was wrong, No surprise there. Bears were cruising until
the fourth quarter. Then the Vikings scored twenty one unanswered
points to beat the Bears.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
This just in, Caleb Williams, ain't it man?

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
He was out played last night big time by JJ McCarthy.

Speaker 18 (01:25:01):
And speaking of the NFL and Monday Night Football, the
Manning Cast, which is on ESPN two hosted by Peyton
and Eli Manning. Peyton Manning revealed that he tried to
get the Pope to come on the show last night
since the Pope is from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Listen to this.

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
Look at these two handwritten letters I wrote.

Speaker 17 (01:25:15):
I wrote his holiness himself and I wrote his executive
assistant handwritten.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
I made the effort.

Speaker 17 (01:25:22):
If you're watching your holiness, this is an open invitation.

Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
Come on the show anytime.

Speaker 18 (01:25:26):
I hate to break the news to you, Peyton, but
the Pope is not coming on your show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Man.

Speaker 18 (01:25:30):
Someone tells me you've got bigger fish to fry, but
they fishy for effort. And last, but at least, this morning,
the sports Crime and Punishment report, that Phillies fan that
was a Karen that took the ball from that kid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Got fired from her job instant karma.

Speaker 18 (01:25:44):
The fan that hit d Hop and Lamar Jackson in
the helmet in Buffalo then got pushed by Lamar. He's
banned permanently from the stadium. And the Rams fans that
beat the crap out of that female Texans fan and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Left there all bloodied. They both got arrested.

Speaker 18 (01:25:57):
You know what I learned this weekend watching sports fans
have no freaking chill, man, get it together.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I'm Jeff G. And that's your so col Sport, all right,
Jeff GG.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Yeah, And that report of that woman from the Phillies
Karen thing doing your job that was that was inaccurate.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Yeah, that report that was going around. She she has
yet to be identified.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Officially living in the time that we live, and I
have no idea it's possible, but yeah, the school district
that they said that she worked at or whatever, They're like,
this is not a person that works for us hut.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
But yeah, there's a look. It's not an original haircut.
It's part of the uniform. Yeah, the Karen uniforms.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Show Man.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
It's original trademark copyright never to be heard or duplicated
here on this show. And anyway superformed gown. Will they
know it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Yes? Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Addition, and Menace was at the Bad Bunny concert in
Puerto Rico over our break and he was talking to
some people. One guy was from Jersey, the other guys
from from Florida. No natives so far, did you talk
to any natives?

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
There were a lot of people from out of town
because because how the residency worked was the first round
of shows were only for locals, so only locals could
buy tickets for the shows, and then the second half
of the residency and people from outside the local area,
buy tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
We got here. One more person, Let's do one more person.
Will they know Porto Rico Edition. Who is this person?

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
This person is Teresa and she was just like hanging out.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
So are you having fun tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
I'm having an excellent seeing Bad Bunny. No, I'm trying
to get in.

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
Oh okay with that, I currently don't have any tickets.
Where are you from?

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
I come from Ohio, Ohio?

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Got any rock? Got any Bad Bunny tickets? I suck
your d Were there people scalping tickets outside?

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Because that's so hard because they it was so difficult
to get a ticket for the show that they put
so many restrictions for so scalpers cant like make any money.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
So she told these people, yeah, people just showed.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Up Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
But I'm okay, We're known for a lot of great things.
This right here, bad money. What he's doing is something
that's never been done.

Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
No, he's bringing hundreds of millions of dollars though Puerto Rico.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
And the thing about it is he's so proud of
his culture, and that's what inspires all of us Puerto
Rican Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Oh, good's for you sons.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
A couple.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Question number one for Teresa, what is the slowest mammal
on Earth?

Speaker 14 (01:28:50):
What is the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Slowest mammal on Earth?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Is that slough other than myself getting land speed?

Speaker 14 (01:28:58):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Thanks?

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Probably when you google it, it will give you the answer. Okay, yeah, animal.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Mammal or animal mammal mammal man exactly, that's my guest. Yeah,
well she know what I say?

Speaker 16 (01:29:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
No, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
Yeah, I say yeah, yes, yeah, I think she will
know it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
What is the answer, menace? It is slot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
The answer is slot, all right, so maybe there is
a chance. This is the first thing I thought of.
I've seen the commercials for Geico or the one is yeah.
Question number one for Teresa, what is the.

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
Slowest mammal on earth?

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
Turtle?

Speaker 8 (01:29:37):
Have you ever had one? Own one?

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
You did?

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
What's your turtle's name?

Speaker 14 (01:29:42):
Me?

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
They can live a long time? How long does your
turtle live?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
For a long time? I don't know how long, but
a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Long time?

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
Yeah, they live long time mammal. The titles, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
They are? That's why I would be wrong, all right, Teresa.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Question number two, will she know it?

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
Which country has the biggest population?

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
Which country has the biggest population?

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
In India.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
I think I think India may have overtaken one of
the China China bottom or not bottom down?

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
They plateaued a year or two ago. Oh that's right,
that's right. Uh yeah, India.

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
All right, we can all go with India, right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Uh No, she will not.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
She will be that turtle?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Is it India?

Speaker 16 (01:30:25):
India?

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Question number two? Will they know of Puerto Rico edition?

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Which country has the biggest population?

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
I would say Africa.

Speaker 8 (01:30:34):
Have you been in Africa?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Not yet, but I'm I'm playing.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
I would like to go as well.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Country of Africa?

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
Yeah, okay, it is a very big country, very big.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Somebody even call it content.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Yeah right maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Question number three Teresa, will she know it? They're the
bad money concert in Puerto Rico?

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
What is Abba?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Back to this?

Speaker 14 (01:30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Does anybody know Abba?

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Last dude? Tito did not know? But will How does she?

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
She seemed like she's in early fifties.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Yes, yes, over fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
And a woman. I would say you chances are better
that she would know more so than like Tito. Yeah
she knows, I will say yes, you say yes, Sammy
says yes, all right. Question number three will she know it?

Speaker 8 (01:31:22):
What is Abba?

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Abba?

Speaker 15 (01:31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
Just like a musical groom.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Do you like Abba?

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
I'm more of a sous Yeah, No, that ain't it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I will Menace nice work? Will they know it?

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Who did?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Bigger numbers man? It's bad Bunny or Daddy Yankee?

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Oh bad bunny for sure? Bad Bunny.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
All right, you heard it here, guys. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Menace has all the info. You can hit us up
on the text over to two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Show It's another new hour Insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Woody greg got Menace, Deina grad is here,
Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here phones are opened eight seven
seven forty four Woody text us over to two to

(01:32:17):
nine eight seven. Charlie Sheen has been doing a lot
of interviews about his book is upcoming Netflix documentary, talking
about the the darker parts of his life, like his
family's intervention that sent him to rehab when he was
twenty four, trying crack back in nineteen ninety two, and
how he was gobbling pills during his two and a

(01:32:39):
half men years. He's been sober since twenty seventeen, and
he's just not focused on sharing his story, and he
says it's just been liberating yeah, to just share it all.
He's also he dabbled in some gay stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah, I heard about that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Yeah, here's from the article. According to Sheen, his same
sex experiences began during eperiod when he was using crack
cocaine at the time that he described as both chaotic
and revealing. It was during his years of intense drug
usage that he contracted HIV. I forgot about that, Oh
my god, completely forgot and ended up paying millions of
dollars to people who had blackmailed him by threatening to

(01:33:17):
reveal his diagnosis.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
But I mean, if you talked to a lot of
straight mail drug addicts, they tend to dabble dabble.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Lesson of Tiger King. Yeah whatever, It just seems like
a good idea.

Speaker 7 (01:33:31):
At the moment when they said are you bisexual? He said,
I'm by winning.

Speaker 16 (01:33:35):
That was.

Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
Winning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Did you see that documentary?

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
Did you see the other part of that where he
said that a prostitute called him fat and made him
like pretty much suicidal, So he got lipel suction. Really, yeah,
wants lip suction so bad. Just get a prostitute to
call you back right now. Loves both like prostitutes and
life and.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Greg wants to start microdosing. So this is the gateway
to like full on you know, drug problem is this
is the this is my time. Were you doing drugs
in Iceland?

Speaker 15 (01:34:11):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
No, they actually it was like domes and I would
have loved you.

Speaker 11 (01:34:16):
Very strict rules, and I want to go to an
icelandic jail, which would actually probably be incredibly polite and clean.
But before we went, there was a little micro dosing
party and we're all hanging out mushrooms yeah okay, and
drinks and stuff. Yeah, Greg, I would love I would
love for Oh, they would love you so much. So

(01:34:36):
we were all talking and for whatever reason, we got
into like cheating stories, like been cheated on or you cheated,
and everyone's telling their cheating stories, and then we all
stopped in our tracks when one of the girls says
that she and her husband both agree that joeing or
jilling is cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Masturbations cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Yeah, I okay, they.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
If they unless they're in the same room doing it,
it's cheating. Really, I have never heard this before. God, yeah, well,
and I guess I get that.

Speaker 11 (01:35:12):
The only way I can see that is if you
if you just one prefer that over like having sex
with your partner.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Okay, so if you're ignoring the other person.

Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
Yeah, but just in general, what was their rationale?

Speaker 11 (01:35:25):
Well, I asked if it was because I don't know
her as well as I know the other people asked
if it was a religious thing, and she said no.
But for whatever reason, I don't know if her dude's
like really controlling. She said it he suggested it because
he like, I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Think it was so he suggested, what that they do
it together?

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Yeah, but but Seves, see if this is where you
might be thinking, I think he really really likes to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Oh okay, is that not what.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
You were thinking. Well, there's this there's a movement amongst
men where you're supposed to it's supposed to be like
a control thing to show how much of a dominant
alpha you are, because you don't even you don't even
touch yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
God he did that, Gandi. Yeah, yeah, he would share
beds with his nieces. Oh right, naked.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
Gandhi had a lot of problems, yea racial sexual Gandhi's problematic.

Speaker 6 (01:36:13):
Yeah, but it would just show that he was so Yeah,
look powerful from you know, actual desire that you're in
bed with your nieces yeah, like that would be enough
kind of weird, right, but that's.

Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
Not this The modern version obviously is what I was
not what I was thinking there that it was so
this is like not like a subdown things, you know. No,
the modern version is it's like alpha male. It's like
stoic and like, look, look how control I am.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
But he's not.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
But he said he won't do it either, right, yeah,
I mean, look that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
So weird.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Both of them are liars too.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
Okay, so is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Yeah, because you know he's doing it. People, he's doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
I wrap my head around this at all, Like you're cheating?

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Nine four nine says it is cheating. I would like
to hear your ratchtal behind that though, like why so
is it is masturbation cheating? And if you think yes,
how there's no there's no what if I'm thinking only Okay?
That was that was the one thing that just that
just uh, that just popped up in my mind. Okay,

(01:37:15):
So if you are.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
Watching you know, porn or you know, fantasizing about fantasizing
about somebody else while you're doing it, but like are you.

Speaker 7 (01:37:30):
But you could do that while you're having sex fantasized
somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
I'm sure my wife does. Why wouldn't she?

Speaker 7 (01:37:37):
You could, but you should, it's more obvious this way.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Yeah. So along those lines, if they find somebody else attractive,
that's kind of cheating, right, I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:37:48):
When if you want to go down that rabbit hole, probably, Well, Greg,
what was the other thing we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Masturbation? Greg says that there was a clip that I
agreed with, and I can't find this comedian, but he
was saying that masturbation like wanted the dude Joe's it's
essentially gay. You're taking your looking at a wiener, you're
playing with the wiener, you're touching a wiener, you're grabbing
a wiener, you're enjoying it. And I thought, I've always
kind of thought that, like joeing, it's pretty gay.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
What about keep your eyes clumped, you know, doing that
to another person? Yes, but like just yourself. I still
I could I would make that argument before I'd make
the argument that it's cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
You're not you're not turning, you're not being turned on
by yourself, like in other words, you don't see your
own junk. Yeah, because you know you're you're turned on
by something else.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
And I think the act. I think that argument could
be made.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:38:45):
The problem is that it's it's like prison. It's gay
out of necessity, right, because there's nothing else you keep.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
But let's say you're in the shower and all of
a sudden you get horned up. You're grabbing it, You're
you're enjoying it, lush light and make it non game.

Speaker 7 (01:39:01):
Oh yeah, with slushlight, be not gay?

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Greg?

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
Oh no, Greg, are you experimenting in non gainness dabbling?
That's the old that's a good argument.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
You're not touching. Let me ponder that that's the all
touching it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
There's a Ron White joke about about that, about like, well,
when you're watching adult movies, would you rather the guy
be just flopping around all soft or would you rather
see it?

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
You know, big old yeah? Okay, gay?

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Do you think that I mean the flush light or
the no just message.

Speaker 11 (01:39:35):
I mean, when you say it like that, it makes
perfect sense, like you're playing with a wiener. That's the definition.
But then what he said, you're not getting turned on
by the sight. So that's another good argument.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
You know, Like I gotta have this thing looking right. Yeah, like, oh,
you know you are not pleasuring but the very definition.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Right, But looking at it, we're not talking about the
impetus for doing it. We're just talking about while you're
doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:59):
You are grabbing a wiener and you're enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Okay, So if I take a leak, if I go
to the bathroom or on the commercial break, I touch
my wiener, is that gay because.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
You're not getting sexual pleasure at the time I'm touching
the penis. If I touch you to completion.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
Doesn't mean you'logist is gay exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
But if I if I touched your penis greg right now,
I just touched it for no sexual reason, just because
you dared me to touch it, is that gay?

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
No, that's not gay. I kind of I touched Gina's boobs.
I'm not straight.

Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
Yeah, although some say, sure, I'll accept this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Hey, whacken is cheating. This touches wiener. Look, this is
what this whole conversation is about you. This is what
it led up to.

Speaker 7 (01:40:47):
If you're willing to take care of each other at
any time or any point, then okay, I won't Joe
or Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
You know like that if it's like, oh, you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
Know, I like to do it right now, I need to,
it's not there the minute that one person want to
the other person doesn't, then you can't blame the other
person from knocking one out.

Speaker 11 (01:41:03):
And don't guys always say more than women that it's
just it's a physiological response.

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
We can't just yeah, right, so it's medical.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:41:14):
I also know someone in a relationship who gets rub
and tugs and says that that's not cheating, and I
kind of agree.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Really yeah, Now my husband would not.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Well here's the thing, Okay, in that case, you're getting
sexual release from another person.

Speaker 11 (01:41:32):
You're getting massaged, and that's like very very intimate. And
so if you're not attracted to your mascus and they're
just like giving you a happy ending, I wouldn't like,
myssage is not cheating, but it's incredibly intimate.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
If they're doing it to happy ending completion, well then
yeah I would think, my god, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
How is it not?

Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
When I had never considered it, and I was like,
I guess I kind of see your point. If you're
not you don't even care. The massage therapist is dude,
check hot, ugly whatever you're just trying to get this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Get get the job.

Speaker 7 (01:42:07):
Yeah, then then what's.

Speaker 6 (01:42:09):
Huh part of the same conversation, Well, it's cheating. No, No,
I mean this conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
You're having this.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Difference.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I'm a dude. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
It seems like a conversation of people that want to
be the center of a conversation. Now they're trying to
like a want like this is a.

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Guy who says I get them, and my wife doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
A text over to two two ninety seven. The rules
of cheating only matter to the couple. What a couple
decides is cheating is the rule. Other people making rules
for a relationship that isn't there totally doesn't matter. I
agree with that because, like, how do you define cheating,
because it's going to be different from my relationship than
it is for whoever that person is getting the happy endings? Right, Like,
my wife would not be cool at all if I
was getting happy endings at my massage appointments like that,

(01:42:55):
that that would not a beard shaving spot. But that
was right if they were doing have a hammer nails,
she not be in favor of that charge a little.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
That, But where we have another friend, our friend Tony everything.
He can do anything he like. The only rule that
his wife has is that a woman cannot grab him
on the junk, but he can. But he can grab
boobs and smack asses and you know, say anything or
and she and she doesn't care at all.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
He's very hot, You're right, Gena.

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
But I'm saying, so that's that's their relationship. And then
and then the general rule of thumb is if it's
something and I guess you can lump your masturbation thing
into but if it's something that you wouldn't do in
full view of your of your significant other, then there's
a reason that you're hiding it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
That's a good point, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
And I'm not talking like, well, you know you you
took a dump, you don't do Is that? No, that
that's completely that's different. And it's not to say that
it's not to say that you wouldn't masturbate other person.
Typically you don't because they're not there, are there not?
You know, not available? Is why you're doing that In the.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
First they were your first choice, right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
It was growing cock agag yeah, because I kind of joy.
But it involves the butte and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Is your microdosing sounds fun?

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
It is fun, Greg, it sounds like you wouldnt wait.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Where does it start?

Speaker 14 (01:44:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
No, no, you can me and then you do it
in just the actual form or is it in pill
form or you just.

Speaker 11 (01:44:30):
Yeah, I don't know. You could either do tinctures like
little drops. You could just eat the mushrooms start it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Nine four nine. The thought of everyone being gay for
their own wiener is hilarious. I mean that's kind of
like a man's whole reason to live is to pleasure.
That part.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Show Microdosing Hot Debate, Gina was microdosing with some of
her girlfriends and uh, things come up. Yeah, somebody somebody
said that in their relationship that either.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Either one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Yeah, masturbating is considered cheating, which is a buddy of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
His wife. Now this is years ago. Do you guys
remember Maxim magazine?

Speaker 10 (01:45:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Oh yeah, yeah Maxim is super hot.

Speaker 7 (01:45:19):
You know it was suit whatever, who cares.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
There's gadgets and articles and they would always have like
some like chicken a bikini or something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
It was in front of it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
No, no, no, yeah, it wasn't like face. Yeah, but
his wife would not allow him to have that magazine.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
You have a magazine.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
He would have to hide that as.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
Much as he would have to hide like a hustler
or something. He was not allowed to have that magazine.
And she would even get mad if they were watching
uh TV and she would look over and she thought
that he was looking too intently at a woman on
a show that they were watching that she believed he
would find attractive.

Speaker 7 (01:45:52):
She might have a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
They've been married forever. It's fun to be on.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
He knows there's other people he can have sex with, right,
maybe at this point, Yeah, you don't have to deal
with that.

Speaker 7 (01:46:04):
Yeah, I mean I think they've probably had they have
two kids, probably had sex twice. Is he just like
super beaten down?

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
I don't know that he cares that much.

Speaker 7 (01:46:16):
Well yeah, no, No.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
What I'm saying just in general, is like I think
he's just like he's pretty easy, easily pleased.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
I like her.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
I'm not married to her, you know, but I mean
she's a character. You know how much I love characters. Right,
I wonder if she would consider Joe and cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
I know she's probably more than happy that he would
just do that and leave her alone.

Speaker 7 (01:46:35):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Yeah, all right, So micro cheating. That was another thing.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Micro cheating, Agree or disagree.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
I have these here.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Micro cheating for men, texting a female friend good morning,
sending a casual yet personal message to another woman daily
of course.

Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
Jay, Yeah that's a little much good morning morning.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
By the way, these are things that most women consider
to be cheating. Yeah, you don't want to be doing
that unless you want to be in that. You know
what I'm saying, venting to another woman about his relationship,
seeking emotional support outside the partnership, that you hear a
lot about it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Way, I don't really care about that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:47:12):
If it's just a friend, I always tell him, like,
if it's just nagging, go bitch to somebody else, to
my wife, I think I think that's I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
I think I can get away with other Maybe no,
I couldn't get away with the physical things either, but
that right there, I think would be way more hurtful
to her.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Yeah, don't be talking about so if you're discussing marital
problems with.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
Or just seeking emotional support outside of that relationship with
another woman, with another woman, if it was just like yeah,
if I if I'm talking to Tim Martinez, I don't think.

Speaker 11 (01:47:41):
She you know, I kind of get that, but I
don't know. I like the meme or whatever it says,
like I don't care what you heard about me? Go
hear it again, like I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
Ladies agree or disagree? Is this micro cheating? Following models
on social media? Engaging excessively with their posts like the plan.

Speaker 7 (01:47:57):
That's just thirsty and sad, right right to any man.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
That follows a model and instagra? What are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
What are you consistently liking an ex's social media posts?
Engaging without an obvious reason? Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:48:09):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Why are you even following an x?

Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
Because who cares?

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
I still follow my exes? Yeah, but you're not in
a relationship, not a relationship that is leading the door open.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
Are you sort of leaving the door open?

Speaker 14 (01:48:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
On none of them? No, they are for sure. There's
there's site that you're still following.

Speaker 7 (01:48:30):
They have kids and other stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
I mean, like, yes, remembering small details about a female
friend like her favorite coffee order or her birthday birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
That's just don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
Yeah, it's dumb. Sending memes are inside Okay, sending memes
are inside jokes to a female friend and maintaining that
private bond, because that's what couples do. Couples just send
memes to each other, although that would mean that Greg
and I are in a relationship physically involved.

Speaker 7 (01:48:59):
D I only speak in memes, but I only talk
to you guys memes.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
A true I think we are legally complementing a co
worker's outfit regularly, especially in a way that feels intimate
or overly attempt Well, you just shouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
It should be so lucky. Nobody says anything around here.

Speaker 4 (01:49:17):
Casually flirting with a waitress or a barista, making jokes
or small talk with a flirty tone.

Speaker 7 (01:49:23):
It's a lame.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
Yes, you had that clip here recently, see basked about
the guy that was flipping out on the Was it
a Popeyes worker or.

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
Something like that?

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Said life is beautiful. Those guys are being creeps. He
flipped out too much. I agree, But those guys are
being creepy. I agree. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Okay, Uh, let's see not mentioning his partner in conversations,
keeping the relationship vague or down there.

Speaker 11 (01:49:45):
Yes, that's a nuclear cheating really, because that's exactating. Yeah,
but that's but that they don't want to publicize that
they're in a relationship because they want to see what else.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
They got, right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
I mean, it's not it's not to Morgan, although there's
there's a big there's a big you know, I just.

Speaker 9 (01:50:04):
Don't like making that my whole personality.

Speaker 7 (01:50:06):
But we know that you're with somebody, right, Yeah, and I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:50:09):
Not hiding that, but I'm also not gonna post about.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
It all the time. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
So a buddy of mine, his daughter's in her mid
twenties and she's got this boyfriend and the mom thinks
it's so weird because she doesn't like put him in
her social media post. She never shows them off, never
really brings him around to stuff like they're in a relationship.
But it's almost like she's kind of half in it now,
not brand that's weird, ye foot out the door. Yeah,

(01:50:34):
but she's been that way, I guess since the moment
they started, you know, as a couple.

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
She's not sold on them. I could tell you as
someone who has you know, millions of Instagram people I
look at every day because of the dms uh, women
who want to close that door have him in their profile. Women,
women who want at least the type of attention that
they know they can get by looking single, do not
have him in that profile. There's an old sim since

(01:51:00):
joke about you know, there are millions of women who
are gonna want to have sex with your husband. We
want them to think they can. And that's what women
who don't put a man in their profile when they
assuming their boyfriend girlfriend are more. That's the type of
attention they're looking to get.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Okay, I'll give you one more on the on the
ones that women think are at least the very micro cheating,
if not barely you do actual cheating. Yeah, you don't
like that vague relationship, downplaying the relationship. That's the reaction
from Gina was strong right secretly texting an X just
to check in no other reason other than nostalgia.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
That hey, hey, just checking in on you old just
for that, Yeah, just in town. Just want to check
in now, I you know, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
I can't say that I haven't had curiosity from time
that you see something. People get reminded about stuff with
a movie, a song comes on or whatever. Oh yeah,
I wonder how they're doing. Okay, somehow someone kind of
pops into your.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Brain, but you can think it. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:52:04):
Yeah, I don't act on it. Act on I'm not
acting on it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
That's not I don't think that's but it's not that
I have an interest in being with that person anymore,
like okay, my ex wife. Right, Like every once in
a while, someone will say something and I'll go or
you know what, like the show Killer asked me, he goes, hey,
you never hear from summer anymore, do you? And I go, no,
I haven't spent years. And then I had a fleeting
thought of like, I wonder how she's doing. I have

(01:52:29):
no interest in the region, rekindling curios whatever. Yeah, it
was like I hope she's well. I wonder how she's doing.
I know she's got like a kid, and she's married,
at least she was married. I don't even she's still married.
I have no idea, but like, I hope she's well.
I wonder how she's doing. And it doesn't and it
really doesn't go any first, No.

Speaker 11 (01:52:45):
I think you're right actually, because I'm thinking from my perspective,
like if I hit like a guy up, I would
know my intentions were fine or whatever. But I haven't,
but I've been hit up by dudes who were in
relationships or married, and that is the number one.

Speaker 7 (01:52:59):
Look, oh my relationships are going so well.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Yeah, you're super weird. You we just said a minute ago.

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
Those guys wouldn't want that sort of they do why
they're fishing so naive.

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
On the guy side, a text says, a good cheater
lets everyone know they're in a relationship exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:53:19):
Oh, the bad ones are the ones we're talking about. Yeah, alright, eight,
I do have some micro cheating for women. So guys,
you can say whether you agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
But let's do that. After the break. We'll take a
quick break. We'll come back more next hang.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
On, still feel I'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
Really, so we've heard about the stuff that women will
consider at the very least micro cheating. So all started
with micro dosing conversation that that Gina had with her girlfriends. Yeah,
and uh the girlfriends for well, the one girlfriend was
saying that for her and her boyfriend husband whoever it

(01:54:01):
is that no masturbation, because that's that's cheating, which is crazy.
I've cheated so many times every day.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
I cheat every day.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Yeah, Now, when it comes to things that women do
that men feel at the very least, would be micro cheating.
Complimenting a male colleague, often especially.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
On his appearance.

Speaker 7 (01:54:22):
Oh Greg, I'm totally cheating with you.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Yeah what what? What would what would you say? Menace?
You know NATO's doing that? Are you thrilled about it?
Don't you care? I don't care. I don't care. It's
it's weird huen thing there, but.

Speaker 4 (01:54:40):
Care responding to flirty text casually without shutting them down completely,
well yeah, agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
Especially because it's coming from the woman to a dude.
Very few dudes are leaving that on the table, true
and not you know, at least being equally flirty or
you know, sexually provocative back.

Speaker 7 (01:55:02):
But what do you say if you're shutting it down?

Speaker 11 (01:55:04):
But I mean you're you're making it casual, but you're
not shutting it down, like okay, good to know, Like.

Speaker 7 (01:55:11):
Like there would you even do? Like there could be
a fun way to have fun, that could be really fun.
Forty way to say I'm gonna show these to your
girlfriend or.

Speaker 2 (01:55:21):
If that's a screen shotting this for your wife.

Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
Yeah that's good, sorry for for you know, for your boyfriend,
because she's the one they get to Keep in mind,
these are being sent to dudes, right, you know, and
so like, uh, you know, guys, if your girlfriend wife
were doing this, would you feel that it's at least
micro cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:55:38):
If not more, I would just say, you know, oh,
sorry for the late reply. I was taking to make
a dump keeping non sex.

Speaker 4 (01:55:46):
Keeping an old gift from an X, especially when it
holds some kind of sentimental valley, because we know how
you chicks are.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
Would you like to hold on it?

Speaker 14 (01:55:52):
Weird?

Speaker 4 (01:55:52):
I got this on a special trip that we made
to Laos, and.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
He got me this purse and this really pretty bracelets.

Speaker 7 (01:56:04):
Yea, if it's valuable, jump dump it.

Speaker 4 (01:56:09):
I guess it depends on how would she feel if
I had the same thing. I bet she would if
it's going to be a double standard. I don't really
keep anything, but let's just say that I did and
then I felt like it would be a double standard.
But then I would then have a problem with it. Yeah,
unless it's like if the same wouldn't go for me,
then I would have a problem with it for her,
because if that's what it means to her, that says

(01:56:29):
to me that she is holding on to it for
that same reason that she would be upset.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
About for sentimental reasons. Correct trade out for a new one.

Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
Correct liking an exces social media posts, especially the ones
that hint at attraction.

Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Okay, same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:56:41):
Stretching in front of male gym goers, I mean an
exaggerated way to draw attention. Now, well, no, I'm just
saying it's not become a guy who has spent a
ton of time at the gym. But over the years,
But over the years I have spent enough time at
gym's where I have seen that there are there are
chicks that are not on a show, and they are

(01:57:01):
doing it for attention because they're kind of half working out.
You could probably speak to it better than I can
see as being a gym bro that you are. We
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:57:11):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:57:13):
However, unfortunately, over the years that's migrated and morphed into
doing it for a video. Yes on exactly. Yeah, they're
now doing it not just for the gym goers, They're
doing it for the rest of the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:57:24):
Flirting with the bartender to get free drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
I don't care, I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:57:28):
Drinks, A free drinks.

Speaker 6 (01:57:29):
Save some money depends on how gross the bartender is
to dressing extra sexy for a specific, specific event knowing
someone she finds attractive will be there.

Speaker 7 (01:57:38):
Is that a problem?

Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
I think, Well, like dressing up all slutdy to go out,
like if it's gonna be like a night out with
their girlfriends or I can see where like guys would
be like, well what is this all about?

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
Like why why are you dressing slutty?

Speaker 4 (01:57:49):
Yeah, like we're gonna dress a course, cause you hear
women say that, like dude, we're gonna get all slutted
up and we're gonna we're going out.

Speaker 11 (01:57:55):
I did go to this kind of fancy event without
my husband, and as I was walking out the doors, like.

Speaker 7 (01:58:00):
Whoa, what are we doing here?

Speaker 11 (01:58:01):
I was like, yeah, I'm just you know, trying something,
you know, like it was really super low cut, and
I went back in.

Speaker 7 (01:58:06):
I went back in and I changed because I thought
that that was kind of weird.

Speaker 16 (01:58:10):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:58:10):
If he was like wha, what what? Like suddenly this
is how we dress? I was like, you have a point.

Speaker 6 (01:58:15):
Yeah, but if somebody's gonna do something, there's nothing you
can stop them from doing it, exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
So whatever are you wearing? Whatever does gesus husband do.

Speaker 6 (01:58:23):
Yeah, this is this is the biggest difference that just
opens other This is the biggest difference between young me
and current current me. Younger teenage, early mid twenties me
would have you know, like been way more concerned about
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:58:44):
Now me is more like what menace is saying, like
what are.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
You gonna do?

Speaker 4 (01:58:47):
Like what can you possibly do to stop it? If
it's gonna happen, It's gonna happen, and then you can
deal with it. If something happens, if you find out
that they cheated or did something that is now you know,
broken the relationship and broken the trust, then you can
deal with it. But like if you're just spending your
whole time worrying about what could happen, as we said,
like all woman has to do is leave the house,
and they can get whatever they want desired, They can

(01:59:09):
do whatever they want.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
They can get whatever they want.

Speaker 4 (01:59:12):
So like you, there's only short of you escorting her
around and being like right next to her at all
times to make sure exactly right, And then you become
more paranoid.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Drives the paranoia.

Speaker 4 (01:59:24):
But now you're searching through phones and looking through things,
You're trying to find something and.

Speaker 7 (01:59:28):
It's a self filling prophecy because now she can't.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
Exact correct and then making physical contact unnecessarily, like lightly
touching someone's arm or back. That's I hear women, that's
a that's a big one. That's a big one. Like, oh,
she was flirting with because I told you, like when
I was younger and single, I was I was never
aware if somebody was interested, like they mid mouth party,

(01:59:51):
unzipping my pants. I'm like, I don't know, you think
she's interested, just completely oblivious, but like you know, women say,
oh no, she's like touching you a lot, and she's like,
he's laughing and she's touching your armor. That's a thing.

Speaker 7 (02:00:06):
I had to learn.

Speaker 11 (02:00:07):
I've had to learn and unlearned to do that because
I am, you know, very grabby and huggy and touchy
and that's just who I am.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
And I didn't really think anything about it.

Speaker 11 (02:00:15):
But I have gotten feedback in years that I'm like,
is this I feel like, George, is.

Speaker 7 (02:00:21):
This wrong doing?

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Is this a bad thing? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:00:25):
But to live on the side that they're not interested, right, Yeah?
And I think that's also like when you know guys
considering you am I okay with this?

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
Or am I not?

Speaker 4 (02:00:36):
If it's her making a move again, it's different because
they're putting it out there to a dude, and a
dude's kryptonite is woman.

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
Yeah right, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (02:00:48):
Yeah, so like they like a woman can a guy
can flirt only once. It's never happening for most you know,
just most average people.

Speaker 16 (02:00:57):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (02:00:57):
There are some guys who are master swordsmen and you
know the Pete Dave it's into the world or whoever,
or like the super good looking guy who you know,
the women will make all the excuses like oh whatever,
I know he's a jerk and he's a criminal.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Look he's on the news.

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
But man, look how hot is Like it's it's it's
never gonna it's never gonna happen. But like a woman again,
will have a much easier time if they are putting
it out there, they'll get what they're looking for.

Speaker 7 (02:01:18):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
I agree with the dressing thing though, that you changed
because your husband was not going and you're wearing something
low cut, like if he's not going to be there.

Speaker 7 (02:01:27):
Yeah, he's not going to be there to stare at it, Like,
who are you doing it for?

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Unless it's for free drink seven all from micro dosing
and his masturbation cheating. All right, it's the conversation with
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