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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is due to the graphic nature of his program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, Is it fly.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
That this is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. It's Wednesday. It's September tenth, twenty
twenty five. Welcome to It is the Woody Show. I'm whatdy.
That's Greg Gory. Hi, Menace, good morning to you. Good morning.
We've got Gina grad Sea Mass is here. Boy, Sammy's here.
We have our associate producer. Her name is Morgan. Good
morning to you, Marnin. We've got Von our video producer,
(01:06):
Bort and Menji.
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where you can send those. Of course, we get your
after hours voicemails. This person needs our help. We're gonna
get to that here in a second. But yeah, coming
up on the show for you today, some Greg confessional action.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, good conversational with my dad yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So, as Greg had mentioned, over the break, he and
his parents were hanging out and they were drinking wine
and stuff together, and so Greg decided like a little
little Jesus juice would bring.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Some Yeah, but I wanted to kind of dispel some
of the myths about him for you guys, but you
recently saw him, so those myths were dispelled. But for
the rest of the world, this narrative that you put
out there, like this.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Stuff like that, No mother, rush, Oh, it's more like
Gregory right, father, right, it's your father and the Glory's father.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then I wanted to know, how have I let
him down in life? Oh no, And I was kind
of surprised by his answers.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, Oh, okay, all right, so we'll get to so Greg,
Greg has conversation with his dad. Also, you have a
chance this morning to win MENACE's door Dash order, because
we always heard about these random things that Menace orders, yea,
and now it's your chance to win his latest door
Dash order.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So we've got that.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Some of the trending news headlines of the entertainment stuff Birthday,
It's porn of Birthday and more all on the way
here on the Woodie show that after hours voicemail eight
seven seven anytime after ten am until we get here
now the next morning. You can leave whatever message you got.
Sometimes just somebody needing help. And this guy needs some
help figuring out the name of an eighties song. Greg, Okay,
(02:55):
I'll try. I think myself and uh and Gina and
Greg might be the best help on this one.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Hey, guys, First all, I love you all, even Sammy,
even though she loves Diddy, I forgive her.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I just have a question.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I did not listen to the eighties, but I have
a song that's from the eighties in my head that
I need to know and figure out through all the
eighties clear lists on.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
The Spotify and okay, this is the only thing I
can remember.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, but you can't google that because it like just
you don't You don't get anything. And so if you
can help me out, please get back to me.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, love you guys so much. You can google.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They can't.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, Google has a thing where you can like hum or.
I know the artist, see what comes.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Up with me?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay? The artist is Howard Jones, amazing, and I believe
the song is Things can only get.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Better that's incredible. If that's right. It says it's still working, okay, Greg, Yeah, is.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That the song?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I know the song I wouldn't have come up with
Howard Jones.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
In a million years.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yep, correct, Yeah, that this This is the song that
then he was looking of.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That was a great song.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Amazing, Yeah, what else do.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Use it all? I don't know the song?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You don't you know the hook? You will wait?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Great lyrics.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's a good song.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Another eighties.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
My favorite Howard Jones song is No One Is to Blame?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh yeah, I remember this? You know this song? I do?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know this that's from a movie?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is it? Is it?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (05:05):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is too blame?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Du wants to here you go.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Mass No no.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
To bla Now get kicks in a little bit later
on that. You know the song Seas Yeah not billionaires
you see?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah? Yeah, every look called young Seas.
Speaker 12 (05:37):
I can see this be like Ferris Wheeler's like thinking
music like it's walking.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Around very much a soundtrack.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Will definitely listening on the way home today, Morgan, did
you know either one of those songs?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
God Now I'm too young?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Now you are yours from now?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Though?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So sources from the Wall Street Journal have revealed some
early detail Morgan concerning the UFC fight card that is
scheduled at the White House. Yeah, do you have any
way that you would be able to attend that? I
imagine that's a pretty impossible tick.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe, I mean, I'm gonna try. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
You know some people, I mean Morgan and I definitely
know some people. But Morgan has really gotten in with
the UFC where they're on a texting basis.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh yeah, try, you know, we'll see, but I apply.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It recently held them out with something. So yeah, if
you all are listening, it was supposed to be on
the fourth of July next year. Now they maybe they
had some logistical issues and so it's been moved to June.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So it's happening in June.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The weigh ins will happen to the Lincoln Memorial Crazy
sweet on the night of the event. The fights will
happen on the South lawn of the White House. Now, bro,
didn't they just do something with it, either the Rose
Garden or the South Lawn. Didn't they just like basically
make it into a big patio.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Area, Now they did?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
They just did something where they tore something. Yeah, there
was like a big, like a big outdoor entertaining area
where they got rid of it. I want to say,
like one of them see one of the ways or
something like paver stones and stuff something that. Yeah, that's
that's that's roughly correct.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
South Lawn. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
The fighters will be permitted to warm up inside the
White House, imagine. Yeah, and then there's gonna be a
fireworks and the light show. It's gonna be involved. There's
gonna be huge screens showing the fights outside. It's gonna
be insane.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It is going to be great. I mean, I mean,
and what are the chances John Jones comes back. That's
the top of the town, right.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, Morg and I were going to a power slap.
Yes we are soon.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Because I feel like it's blown out, Yeah, become like
a billion dollar business. I feel like we heard a
lot about it. When the first I would see things online,
it would pop up. But yeah, and then after like
about a month or so, I felt like it just
kind of fell off. I'm saying I haven't seen anything
about it. I'm saying, is it's still as popular as
it was more popular?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Super viral whenever they have those clips online.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Squeamish in general. Morgan like, I could watch power Slap,
but I can barely watch UFC like blood rolls and
phones stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
In the beginning, yes, but I've been desensitized to it
what the past years or so.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
It's really say that because a lot of people that
are involved in UFC they say that they can't power
I can't watch power Slop because it's so brutal.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, and you can't defend yourself yeah brutal.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
And if you flinched, it doesn't it get worse?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah yeah, get hit again? Oh yeah, it's really safe.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So what's so what's worse?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
Like?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Uh, I mean you're doing the fighting thing, you're you're training.
You haven't had a fight, right, No, not yet an
actual fight yet. So what do you think you see best?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
That'd be amazing?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
What do you think would be worse? Do you think
like the actual fighting or the fact because the thing
about power Slap is that year I mean, you're getting belted,
but you're not allowed to, like you said, block or yeah,
So what's worse?
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What's scarier?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I think power Slap would be scarier because you can't flinch.
You can't you know, block your face and do all
those things that you train to promot yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
We did that in school number two for flinching, of course,
you know. I mean, dude, I would have these bruises
on my arm. My one friend man like he he
would hit you and it would bruise up to the
point where they would go purple and then yellow. That
was like, that was theas the phases of healing. Yeah, but.
Speaker 13 (09:27):
I'll say with that said though, Power Slap is one
of the most fun events to it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, it really.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It's like a huge.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Party going on and then right in the middle this
dude just slapping the crap out and women too, like yeah, yeah,
they get down a lot of women right now.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Ton of downtime.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No, that's the best part about it, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's credit to UFC and Power Slap. They run things
on time, they start when they say they're going to start,
you know.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, Like I'm not I'm not watching UFC fight. I
don't really know anything about the fighters or anything. I've
watched a handful of fights, and I you know, I
like it when I we watch it, I enjoy I
have a good time but I got I gotta say
having a UFC fight at the White House is very
much idiocracy. Like the fact that we're gonna have a
(10:14):
UFC fights on the south lawn of the White House.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Every other country is laughing at it seems kind.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Of trashy, jealous. I mean, I mean, it's going to rule.
I mean, we have to that point.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
To that point, the White House has a bowling alley,
they have tennis course in basketball courts.
Speaker 13 (10:34):
Can't we have some fights the crap out of each other.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I'll leave it to everybody else to figure out
for themselves why it's different. It's idiot just I mean,
if we did, like.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
If we did w W countries at the White House,
they're boxing at.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Their meetings in other countries, Yes, full on brawls and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Fights.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Is it that I can't handle watching UFC?
Speaker 9 (10:58):
I think everyone I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Who was the dude that was it McGregor who snapped his.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh yeah the worst?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
And you haven't really hurt yourself that badly, right? I
mean yet no, because it's just training. It's not it's
not the.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I've been popped in the Here we go, guys. The
nose a few times. O. Man, that'll that'll get you
to put your hands up.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
And you'll see stars.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right, Yeah, but I haven't like bled or so when
is your fight?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like? How much? How much more do we have to wait?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
We got to get I've been contacted by people and
they say they're organizing it. It's don't the gym.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Don't the gyms do fights like where you know, they
have like local tournaments like local fight night or whatever.
So if you just want to get in there and
do it, somebody do that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, but it's not an official sanctioned thing yet. Yeah,
I'm waiting on other people.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
We gotta, yeah, call up.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Do you know who's fighting now? Is a girl that
used to work on the show Vanessa. Yes, yeah, she's
really Yeah, she's like four foot tall. Dude sometimes helps
she's getting down. Really, she's like doing legit fights.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
We we had to fire her because she kept showing late.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh that was her.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah I've heard about that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah that was like years ago, like long.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Like how it worked out for Yeah, she's killing it.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah yeah yeah, well I hope she won't be late
for the fight.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
A right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
It is Wednesday, and uh yeah we got some entertainment
stuff and it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Have that for us.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
We've got the birthdays and the Porno birthday coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I forgot to grab my stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh no, I picked I picked it something else. No,
but today is a World top Up Day? What is
top up top off? I've heard like like put your
convertible top up top up day.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
Oh that's probably it, yeah, gen pat because like it's
not summer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Otay's a National TV dinner day. Hell yeah, I remember
the old school TV dinners you know that were then
there's like there's like ten like there were the the
segmented tray.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Okay, World top Up Days insane and stupid. It's it
involves charging your phone to the top and letting other
people charge what like your friends and family take that off?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Who put that on the list.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
As an idiot?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Well, well it's also World Suicide Prevention Day, which I
was going to skip, but it's also on here. Well
that's one of swap ideas. I mean, okay, whatever, yeah, yeah,
Today in eighteen ninety seven, Today History a London taxi
driver's names George Smith was George Smith super dead now
(13:41):
right right? He was the first person greg to be
arrested and fined for drunk driving really on this day today,
in eighteen ninety seventh. Then he probably must have been
like dead, was so hammered.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow, like surprise they cared.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I was thinking about it, like back in they people
all they did was get drunk, right, Like they didn't
have TV, they have movies, nothing. The TV men's canceled
a YouTube TV finally I did. Really they raised the price.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
It's like eighty two ninety nine, and I really just
used YouTube TV to to watch news. And then I go,
you know what, I don't know whatever, pay a hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
I do?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
You know what?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
I I downloaded. I downloaded Pluto TV and they have
a ton of news channels on their twenty four second
So I've been watching that.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
The car crash.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
They have so much stuff and it's entirely for free.
Not a sponsor should be for it. Just a little
backstory the Woodie Show. We could have had our own
channel on YouTube TV, but no one Pluto TV, and
no one thought that, uh was a good idea. And
now our friends at the Breakfast Club. They have their
own channel, you know, four years later on on TV.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
So check that out. God, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Can you like to me?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Can you sorry? Pluto TV?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Whoever?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
You just got Pluto TV? Is there a option that
you could pay like a nominal fee to get rid
of all the commercials? That's they do have a I
know they have a free free yeah. Is it Tubo
or Pluto or whatever the hell that you can get
rid of the commercials. I've been watching more YouTube videos
lately and I just finally signed up for that premium one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I have no idea because it offers sick of the commercials,
I go, I am very much, and so I just
hit yes, I have no idea. I think with the.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
Pluto TV, I don't think you can't.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Walmart Plus members have access to add free stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
But it's one hundred percent for free. So I like
watching it and there's not really that many commercials. There's
commercials for the iHeart Radio app on their YouTube.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Premium is fourteen dollars a month. Okay, I'm about fourteen
bucks a month. We'll see how much I use it.
They gave me some deal for the first month, and
I don't use whatever I was watching, it kept stopping
at all the most inopportune times.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I just got so pissed. That was a great time
to have the the ad pop up and go sick
of the commercials. Yep, yes, certainly. I mean it's what's
happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Well, this has been going on for about a week now,
but we didn't talk about it, so I thought I
would just bringing up the rock. Everyone's concerned he's so skinny.
Now I read something about that.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But he he was, he was training. He was playing
some fighter.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Right, yeah, for the Smashing Machine.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
The Smashing Machine. Oh I heard it was for Lizard Music. No,
it's what that's what Morgan's talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, there's some movie coming out called The Smashing Machine
about some old school UFC guy.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, but you don't even know.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
He had to lose a bunch of weight for that
he was talking about, because like people were like, oh,
is he sick or whatever.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
He totally looks greg think looks. People are concerned saying like, oh,
he looks like he has cancer.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
He looks deflated.
Speaker 12 (16:52):
Because in the actual videos for that movie The Smashing Machine.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
He looks enormous.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
That's what I've been trying to tell Woody because we've
been going back and forth about this.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
So I'm just telling you what the article I read.
I don't know anything about the movie. I don't know
other than people were asking him about because he does
look way slim.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
He looks way older, like a reverse a raging bull
where he had like to be at the end of
the movie.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
The guy is old and he lost a lot of weight.
Maybe I'm just telling you about the article that I
read about it, because that's what the Rock was explaining
himself as to why he's uh looks like that. He
looks the way he does. So he is thirty pounds
down nice, yeah, not as ripped.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Do we think he'll stay like that or does he
just get way back because.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
He's gonna came back and buff that's his whole thing.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But what if you love being called sick.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
A thousand times?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's right, right you? Ell okay, thank you, all right?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Moving on, actor writer director Josh Gadd everybody loves from Frozen. Well,
he has confirmed production has started on Spaceballs too. He's
been working on this for about three years. He he
was talking with mel Brooks and finally got it done
and they have been shooting and that movie will come
(18:05):
out twenty twenty seven. Are we excited for Spaceball to?
Spaceball's Too?
Speaker 15 (18:11):
And?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I didn't know this? But did John Candy? He had
a son?
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, I didn't know. I'm a daughter.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
Yeah, I didn't know he had a son. And apparently
the son will make a cameo in the movie.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Now, did you guys know there's this John Candy documentary
coming out?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Man, I almost I almost cried watching the trailer.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
I haven't seen the trail.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
He seems like and I always knew and heard about, like,
you know, what a nice guy he is and everything else,
but middled so hard.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I guess it's uh, is it?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Is it h Ry Ryan Reynolds production? It's Ryan Renolds,
but it's Tom Hank? Is it Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Somebody? So no, it's it's somebody Somebody's son.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Man who's the other producer of doln Hanks. It may yeah,
it might be. It might be Colin Hanks, Colin Hanks
and Ryan Reynolds. But it looks it looks great and
you're like, wow, what a what a nice what a
sweet man he wants?
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Yeah, it is comedy if you want, if you want
to cry, watch I think Catherine O'Hara gave a speech
at John Candy's funeral really yeah, yeah, devastating.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
It made you cry if you want to cry, Okay,
love her, loved him. I just remember when he died.
That was like one of the first celebrity deaths where
it kind of like you felt it because I was
in high school. I was a freshman or sophomore. But yeah,
I was just like, what is he like?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Dead?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Every movie I've ever grown up on, Yeah, dead, Yeah sucked.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
It's crazy, so bad, all right.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
Nicki Glazer says that this Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement
is going to ruin relationships because all these ladies are
going to compare uh, their relationship on how Travis treats Taylor.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Well, then you're a loser, you know, Like I mean,
I hear.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
It like the obsessed Taylor Swift fans. But exactly that's
gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Here's the thing, psychos, Her life in many ways is
very different than what your life's gonna be like to
any way shape or formed compare your life to her
life and her experience is just based on who she
is and what she's gotten all the.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
But then why do they say stuff like I feel
like I could do it.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Because she did it, like mentally ill, that's I mean,
we all start from the same place and our dad's nutsack, right,
I mean, it's what happens after that that completely changes something.
I have the same hours in the day you do.
They each put on their their pants one leg at
a time, just like just like a all right, Jay
(20:37):
Cutler you know him right? He played the NFL.
Speaker 13 (20:39):
NFL quarterback and he was married to Kristin Cavalieri. She's
a reality star and entrepreneur, and they were married for
seven years. They had three kids, and he is really
upset with her because she keeps on saying, allegedly publicly
that she didn't get any money out of the out
of the divorce, and he's says, how is that true?
(21:01):
He made one hundred and forty million dollars in his
NFL career. They were married again for seven years and
they have three kids. How did she not get a
dime out of him? And she says it's true, But
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Who to believe.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
But they keep on fighting over this alleged no one
got money thing publicly, and now she hasn't net worth
of thirty million dollars by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
So she's like, it's not like she was broke or
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
They're really upset by this whole back and forthing. All right,
how about this Randy Travis's wife, She refused to pull
the plug on him despite the country singer.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Now he had a stroke in twenty thirteen, and she
said that all the doctors kept on trying to pressure her, like, hey,
he's not going to make it, just pull the plug.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But he does have a cool voice.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, he's still out there.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
I don't know if you've definitely.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, really did Randy come? I mean, I know I
know him by name, I know him by face, but
I get you know Abba, but not Randy Travis.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Couldn't name it Brandy TRAVISO. Yeah, raver and ever.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I love is deeper than the stronger than the river,
the country. That's when the music was the snowflakes that
fall in December.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
So what do you work as a country The first
radio station, the first real radio station I ever worked
that was a country station that came out, that came
out way before you know I was working in radio.
Yeah that was that was all that. But my dad
and my stepmom loved Randy Travis and they played it
all the time.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
Remember, my question is if your wife is in that
situation and she pulling the plug or not, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh yeah, and you would want her to oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But he's fine. Now, he's okay, fine, Now, yeah, he's outside,
he's alive. Yeah, yeah, he's yeah. Back in the street,
he's okay.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
In the streets. Howard Jones so far and Randy Travis
rout what a show?
Speaker 16 (23:15):
Yep, we're gonna shida, We're gonna sits and you know
we don't do what I kind of like when we're
all over the place, you know, all right.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Seventy birthdays today. Colin Firth from Britard Jones's Diary is
sixty five years old. Today. Comedian Matt Wright, who all
the ladies love he is thirty today. Randy Johnson Baseball
Hall of Fame pitcher known as the Big Unit, first of.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
All, Big Unit, Lucky uh.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
One video you'll see him all the time is when
he was pitching and the pitch on its way to
home plate hit a bird and the bird looked like, yeah,
that was cool.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Piece of the bird. Yeah, yeah, the bird didn't make it.
Spoiler I think sixty one years old today. For Randy Johnson,
Ryan Phillippi, who used to be mister Reese Witherspoon for
a while, he's fifty one years old. Rap legend Big
Daddy Kane is fifty six. Joe Perry, guitarist for Aerosmith,
is seventy four, political blowhard Bill O'Reilly is seventy five.
Director and Madonna's ex Guy Guy Ritchie is fifty six,
(24:16):
and singer and guitarist Jose Feliciano, best known for Felice Navidan.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
And for Fargo and for Fargo.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Remember when she doesn't he take it? Doesn't see b
Chevy take the prostitute to his concert?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Oh yeah live Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
He's eighty years old.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
And your port of Birthdaytay is Carmen Caliente and today
it's a Puerto Rican birthday girl who served up her
Koquito in four hundred and thirty six fine films, including
a couple with her name right there in the titles,
such as Carmen and Orgasms and Bears. Oh my, she
was in Carmen Gets a Mouthful, also After School Orgy,
(24:57):
Barely Legal, Cheerleader, car Wash volume one.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
She was in Pitching a ten with two Sluts. Nice
for all you camping fans.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
You know you did that out of town recently, that's right.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, Pitching a Town with two slots in Iceland
a morning.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She was in Hornita's volume three and who can forget
her unfaded role in Don't Forget the Balls?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, don't do it, education, please do.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
That's a Carmen Caliente who's thirty one years old today,
And that's your born a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Wednesday morning. Look, what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
Speaker 15 (25:37):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be the moment you're supposed to be there.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Well, it's a Wednesday morning beyond the Woody Show. Phones
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody sent us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven drivers says
they were speeding because us. Why driver in Canada pulled
over for going way over the speed limit and a
super sweet gray mini van.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
When the cops asked him why he was speeding, he
said his wife was about to have a baby. Wife
was about to have a baby, diarrhea, or he.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Had a leg cramp and he couldn't take his foot off.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yea, there's a carbon monoxide leak in my car. I
think even if he really did have diarrhea, the cops
aren't buying that excuse now because I think everybody's tried
to use that one. Yeah, there have been there have
been times, and there was one not all that long
ago where man, I had to I had to poop
so bad. Yeah, I was like, Okay, I can make
it home. And then I'm like, oh, I don't know
if I'm making home. I'm essentially standing in my car
(26:45):
like like my my feet are pressed against the floor
like behind the gas pedals, and then I'm kind of
I'm kind of setting straight, so I'm trying to clench
my ass y. Yeah, you're very I'm like, oh my god,
where you feel like you're you're just gonna spill. And
so yeah, I'm basically driving stiff as a board doesn't.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Clenching my cheeks. How much longer in the drive did
you have? Maybe five minutes?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
But I did think because like that last five minutes
is all through residential neighborhood, say like your ass, and
there are always cops hanging out, like my wife has
gotten a couple of tickets because it didn't come to
a complete stop at the stop sign, which nobody does
at this one particular stop sign. But they're always hanging
out in these certain areas. So I'm like, dude, this
is gonna be the day that they're there. So I'm like,
you know what, I'll tell them, like, you can follow
(27:31):
me back to my house. You can sit there and
watch me prove it, because I'm thinking they're never gonna
buy it. But I'm like, I legitimately feel like my
ass is gonna fall out.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well at that rate, you just got to poop there
to prove it to them.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, here, I'll bring out the evidence. Look, look it's fresh,
it's still warm. Please ticket, yeah, please, no ticket?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No? Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
So this guy, he was in a super sweet gray
minivan haul and asked when he was pulled over, asked
why he was speeding, he said he was speeding.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Because any other like cramp like cramp.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
We heard that one on to add party. Because he
was running out of gas. That's why that's not a
good reason because that would that would burn gas. Which
now here's the thing. He was running out of gas.
In fact, the gas ran out during the traffic stop.
The cops find him for speeding, but he earned a
bunch of other finds on top of that because when
(28:24):
the cops looked in the van, almost none of the
nine people and they were wearing seatbelts, including a three
year old nine that was going on in this anivan
was in there in a car seat, but no, was
not belted into the car seat. Was just kind of
sitting loose in the car seat with eight other people
that could have trapped it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh
my gosh. That's always the thing I've wondered because you know,
(28:45):
I've never knock on wood, but like I'm always paying attention.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Hey, how much gas do I have?
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Exactly, And there are people who love to push it.
They love to push that, like how much more can
I get out of it?
Speaker 11 (28:58):
Now?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So much work to the gas station if you're if
you're dirt poor and you're really trying to stretch it
as long as you can because you just don't have
any money or whatever. Like I can't even understand. I'll
understand that. But there are people who it's almost like
a game. It's like a game of chicken. Otherwise it
doesn't make any sense to me. You see people on
the side of the highway or whatever, and they're so able.
(29:19):
How do we get You're waiting for roadside to bring
them some gas. And it does seem to be more
women than dudes.
Speaker 14 (29:25):
Really, that doesn't sound right. Yes, I totally that are
waiting for someone to bring them gas.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
It's always a dude.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No, no, who ends up running out of gas and
on the side of the road. Is it more women
or guys? I'm willing to bet that women numbers on that.
I'm willing to bet a.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Friend had chat gpt women or guys, and I guarantee it.
You could go down the list of like who if
you just pull people who has more like warning lights
in their dash, you know, like that's different.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
You're not paying attention. You're not paying attend. Do you
have any stat over there? It seems to be against
our uh huh, against our inclinations.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Men are statistically more likely than women to run out
of gas?
Speaker 14 (30:06):
Is that despite the common perception that women are more
likely to wait for the low fuel hold on fuel
light to come on.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Before refuel it.
Speaker 13 (30:13):
I have an angle on this. Yes, okay, Now, are
they getting these numbers because somebody had to go bring
them gas? Because if it was a lady, potentially their
partner or somebody within their family will go bring them
gas calling a service.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
I'm thinking they're the ones who just ran out of
gas because.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
Guys, I think, are more like risky risk takers, like
I can.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Do it, we can make it.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm not going to stop now, can stop for me?
Speaker 9 (30:40):
Exactly. I don't see women doing that.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I just don't believe that stat It is women. Yeah.
I swear, Yeah, dude, I swear. And you can ask
my why.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
This is the God's honest truth. Every time, every single
time I get in my wife's car to go drive it,
it's almost flights on.
Speaker 9 (30:56):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Where the message comes up? Would you like just to
help you find the closest station I go? How are
you driving around always out of gas? I swear I
just filled it up. I'm like, what a week we
got she is, she's driving around to all the kids
stuff and picking them up and dropping them off. Here
she's doing that whole like you know shuttle service thing.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Well that's the other thing. She's making these short stops.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So but how did you make it?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
But how is it that it's just always when I
get in the car, that's when you're out again. Good question,
because she knows you'll do it like they people love
to push it, man, And that this says, this goes
to another survey that does help us a little bit.
It says that fifty eight percent of women would call
their spouse first for a roadside of see emergency. I'm
only thirty eight percent of men.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Would.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
You got to look on how this data was collected. Yeah,
it's just.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Just a survey. The methodology is important, right, but it
says it's a survey. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you want to call in, you can set us
a text check in over to two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Get some more Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Next, hang on thell be right back, stick that in
your pen and vapor it.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
And let's get underway with another hour, shall we shall?
Let's do it insensitivity training for a clitically correct world.
It's Wednesday morning, midweek. It's September tenth, twenty twenty five.
Pleased as punch.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
If you are here, I didn't it.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
That's Greg Gorey Menace is here, Sea Bass is here, Sammy,
Good morning. Morgan is taking your calls. Good morning to you, Morgan,
Vaughn and Bort Menji gangs all here. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
its text over to two to nine eight seven. Looking
(32:40):
forward to Greg's conversation that he have with his dad.
He recorded it because it was supposed to be where
Greg was making confessions. We had originally brainstormed it out
that way where I veered off course Greg. Greg was
going to be spending time with his parents while we
were on break, and we said, hey, you should do
something where you confess. To think, every kid did some
things as a kid that your parents to this day
(33:03):
probably don't even know about it. And so you know,
we were gonna have Greg confess those things to his
dad just to get his reaction. What it turned into,
I guess and I haven't heard the audio yet. We're
gonna all hear it together for the first time. Is
where Greg basically wanted to know from his dad how
he has disappointed him.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yes, Gregy, very Greg, along with a few others, So that's.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
No story.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Now you guys are both drinking wine at the time
or Yeah, a sober conversation idea.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was one of those things where I had a
hard time listening back to it, so I didn't until
late yesterday. And I sound drunk. My dad sounds normal.
I sound like I'm on mega.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Drugs, so he sound normals. Gina grad What about the
trending news headlines was happening this morning?
Speaker 14 (33:45):
Yeah, well, Apple announced the new iPhone seventeen yesterday at
their big yearly product launch, and there's gonna be four
new models. There's the iPhone seventeen, the iPhone seventeen Air,
which is the thinnest one they've ever made, the iPhone
seventeen Pro, and the iPhone seventeen Pro. They started about
seven ninety nine, but that's the base model that go
uped about twelve hundred for the Pro Max. All four
(34:06):
models have big hardware upgrades, longer battery life, bigger displays,
upgraded forty eight megapixel cameras and new processing chips.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Now wasn't what you thought, Menace, because you the last
few years have not been excited about the new iPhone.
There was a day that Menace would camp out all that. Yeah, yeah,
he would get the new phone every single time. And
but this one going into it from what he had
heard some of the rumors swirling around and said that
he was going to be interested me stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It became true and it was what they said it
was going to be.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
So the new video capabilities and how the camera works,
it's mostly on the camera stuff.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'm really excited about that. And so I'm
all in. I'm in on the Pro Max. Okay, Yeah,
it sucked.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
You know, You're in the office while we're playing it,
and I'm like, why do we got to sit through
all the other iPhones?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Forever?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
The big announcement then they do the big pomp and
circumstance thing is so boring. Oh yeah, it's a lot
of well, it's a lot of repeated information. Yeah, the
new air pods seem cool. Yes, excited about that, the
AirPod Pro three or whatever they are.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
What's the difference.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Well, they do a bunch of they'll they'll monitor a
bunch of things, meaning like I think they can do
heart rate, I think they do a bunch of other
stuff that through the air pods. But also what's really
cool is it's enhanced base, so you have like more
of a fuller sound, which I'm fine with the sound
on the current ones. But what it will do is
real time translations what I want. That's the thing. So
(35:28):
if you're a traveler and you're going somewhere you don't
really speak the language, real time, you know how they
do it, like in the United Nations where they have
it'll work the same way.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Also cool dreams what I always wanted.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
You can use it as hearing aids as well. Yeah,
but we're able to do with the last ones too
though right I didn't. I don't think they released. I
mean they announced it the last one, but I don't
know that. I think it can finally release and I
can hear what the nail salon ladies say.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
I wanted to sit there and what's going on?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
What are they really saying about you.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
In Armenian and Korean?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
That's what I need.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
Yeah, really excited about the live translation and the MAX
but again, sitting through all the other iPhones.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Like, yeah, Apple Watch stuff, you know they got all
that kind of crap. I don't really care about the
Apple Watch. Yeah, well it would have been. There was
a two terabyte version of the of the new iPhone seventeen.
But the thing is mesa point. It's like, he goes,
what wait, hold on, wait, you forgot to mention the
price on that one. I know they probably like two great. Yeah,
they only gave you the first pro max price, like
(36:28):
when it starts at it was like almost eleven hundred bucks. Yeah,
what's the two terabyte?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (36:32):
How much?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Like too much?
Speaker 14 (36:33):
That bitchcot Well, you can find out when you pre order.
You can start that on Friday and then it'll launch
it stores next Friday, the nineteenth.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
So yeah, the menus please let us know.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I've stopped pretending the last couple of years ago. I
don't know if I'm gonna get the new one. There's
nothing that really stood out to me. Always do, though,
I always end up getting it. So now I'm like,
you know what, I'm not even gonna hesitate. I'm just
gonna get it because i know I'm going.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
To anywhere and Sammy this big thing that they highlighted
was that they had a young arn based cases. I
saw that all knitted.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
Yeah, d oh, Sammy's gonna live that. And they have
like this purse version too, oh cute. It's hilarious there,
but not.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Person first versions.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Karen A good good merse.
Speaker 14 (37:20):
Well, remember wa I told you about that A Whole
that was accused of accused of fatally stabbing that Ukrainian
refugee girl on the train in Charlotte. Well, he's now
facing a federal charge on top of state level murder charges.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Get this.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
The official charge from the FEDS is causing death on
a mass transportation system.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
That's its own.
Speaker 14 (37:38):
Charge, which carries the possibility of life in prison or
the death penalty.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The U discus should have been off the street to
begin with, thank you, But what a very specific charge.
Speaker 14 (37:46):
I think they're just trying to throw the book at him,
which they should. The US Attorney General says she's going
for the maximum penalty, and just remind her that this
murderer was arrested fourteen times before this attack, so the
government wants to I'll make an example of him.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
What about the A whole witnesses, Yes, sitting there and
watched it happen and then just left.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
But kind of but like, yes, for sure, But if
you saw that in front of you, like, wouldn't you
kind of be in shock?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Like do you?
Speaker 9 (38:13):
How do you respond?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
I would hope I had something on me so I
could inflict pain on that person.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, very least make a phone call.
Speaker 14 (38:20):
Yeah, exactly, citizens arrest well. Eagles defensive lineman Jalen Carter
will be back for Week two against the Chiefs. After
getting tossed from the season opener spitting on deck Press
Scott during the game against the Cowboys, the NFL decided
to dock him his first game check to the tune
of about fifty seven thousand dollars, instead of giving him
an extra suspension since he was booted before even playing
(38:41):
a snap. Carter said that he spat on the ground
while talking to a teammate and Prescott just thought it
was aimed at him byway, Yeah, misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
He said.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
He apologized and it won't happen again.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Well.
Speaker 14 (38:53):
Back on Monday night, after the Phillies beat the Mets,
they had that postgame press conference where Phillies pitcher Aaron
Nola was his answering questions, and he wasn't erupted by teammates,
very loud, very noticeable fart.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yes, all right, we don't don't we don't. I guess
we don't know exactly who who cut it? No, but
we don't know the identity of the player. So it's
kind of like a guess whose guess exactly? Yeah, but
here's here's a little clip from when he was being interviewed.
And you can hear I mean, it's it. You can't
not hear it.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Everybody loves it.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Totally trying to hold it together.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Guess whose guests?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Everybody wants to play?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
What do you show?
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Original game?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's right, mark copyright?
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Well, yesterday in DC Military whistleblowers menace. I'm not sure
if you flew in for this.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Well, he watched the Apple event and then he flipped
over to this immediately on C spots.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yeah, testify that they've seen UFOs and that people from
US intelligence keep trying to cover it up.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
The hearing.
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Congressman Eric Burlison of Missouri showed shocking, never before seen
footage of a tic TAC shape UFO being sucked by
a hell fire missile from the US military drone and
watched that video yeah last year. Here are some of
the comments made it yesterday's hearing.
Speaker 18 (40:16):
I'm not to the conclusion that I believe that there
are aliens coming from another planet, but I'm open to that,
and I think that it's our responsibility, especially when we're
seeing that we have a government that is actively blocking
information from us.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
There is something out there and we should know as
to people what it is.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Are you scared for your safety?
Speaker 11 (40:34):
That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
say the wrong word, technically I can be charged with espionage.
Espionage is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I could tell just by his voice sounds that guy's
a dork. Yeah, Like he's one of those like crazy
conspiracy doors. I could be charged with that's.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
Hey, yeah, but SPA who like Martians.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
These guys, the ones that are like the government's after
me type guys, are kind of annoying when it comes
to UFO stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Just share the knowledge that you have.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
But the interesting thing to me is a UFO just
means unidentified object. Okay, fine, but when the UFO is
being hit by a military drone, Now I'm like, okay,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Supposed to be over.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Yeah, but no they're saying for it to still be
able to fly. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I thought complicated.
Speaker 11 (41:21):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
technically I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Technically I could be judged with espionage.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
Okay, but also, don't we have space Force? Can't they
knock this thing out?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah, we're building a base in Nevada. Dude, I keep
seeing Jupiter, I keep seeing pops up, maybe because just
on vacation and mosquitoes and things like that. There's this
divid Have you seen the one that had the lasers. Yeah,
you sit it in a room and it's a laser
and shoots mosquitos. That in action, it feels like one
(41:55):
of those things that you see advertised, like on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
It's bs and never works. Sharper. The idea of it
seems really dope.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Is it like skymall kind of like it's just no, it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Seems like it wouldn't work.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Yeah, I'm sure there's videos of it on YouTube. See
if you can find one. Yeah, so that'd be so cool.
The thing is like, what if you're just kind of
walking across the room and there's a mosquito kind of
right in front of your your face and gets you
right in the eye.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
Yeah, that it detaches your retina.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
That's one of the things. I kind of believe that
it's not real or it's not as cool as it looks,
because there would have to be some kind of you know,
laser killer.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Did you see it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah, I mean looks pretty cool. It looks dope. Alright,
it looks more than cool. I'm willing to invest, yeah,
just to try it out. But it looks very much
like Star Wars kind of like we're the lasers. Shootum, yeah,
gotta have it cool. Well, Cracker Barrel really cares what
their fans think. All of a sudden, you guys, the
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chain announced yesterday it's suspending all the remodels.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
That we're supposed to be those like modern like sort
of scandal.
Speaker 14 (43:00):
Yeah, after we able to complain and made fun of
the new direction it's going, and Crackerbail posted on social
media saying, you've shared your voices in recent weeks, not
just on our logo but also on our restaurants. We're
continuing to listen, we're suspending the remodel. So the current
CEO who ordered all these changes, she's I mean for
now keeping her job. But when you consider the amount
of money they probably backed out for this, I don't
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think she's gonna be around there.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
So there was something going around, this article going around
about how right. So this chick who's now the CEO
overseeing this thing, she had some kind of high level position,
and even though she didn't directly make she mad. She
was involved in the decision at her last job at
Taco Bell to discontinue the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Enemy number one destroyed that this ruining Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
You tried to deny us the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
Why use your power for evil?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Again, to be fair, when she was at Taco Belt,
she didn't make the final decision, but she was a
mucky much and she was directly involved in that whole thing.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
She was just following orders.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, whatever, Apparently you have a knack for doing things
the public hate. I don't know if he's you've seen this.
Speaker 13 (44:15):
Yeah, and with Cracker Barrel, but I'm kind of kind
of noticing, like influencers now are posting about cracker barrel
and how much they love it and they're taking their
families people.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
People do like cracker.
Speaker 13 (44:26):
Yeah, I love it too, But I'm just like, oh,
that's kind of weird that this messaging is going out
with these influencer people and like celebrities and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah, somebody's getting paid. Yeah for sure. Hey, dumbass Tyler,
come in here real quick. Oh, that guy is probably
an expert on crack.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm gonna test something out.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Okay, Well, we are going.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
To wrap up with some Woody show, food news, food news.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Nice.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
The Girl Scouts are adding a new cookie to their
lineup and it's called Explorer Moors.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Just let it fully slam. That's cool.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
So this is supposed to be another name for the
adventurous spirit of the Girl Scouts. The cookies inspired by
Rocky Road ice cream. It's filled with chocolate, marshmallow and
toasted almond flavored cream. The cookiet will be available during
next year's cookie seasons. Make sure you know when those
little girls are shaking you down up front of the
grocery store, you get some of.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Those that sounds good, explorable, Sure, get in my mouth.
I'll eat those, yeah, somebody, somebody. The text said, the
the espionage dufis sounds like dumb ass tiles. Really okay,
all right, yeah, so hold on, we're gonna have you repeat. Well,
you're gonna repeat what he says.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
All right, that's a complicated question.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh that throat.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Said I had so I had a coke slurpy at
three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 11 (45:58):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
That's a complicated question. Yeah, it's even worse that I
can hear it.
Speaker 11 (46:04):
I want so being here today. If I say the
wrong word, technically I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 9 (46:18):
Amazing call.
Speaker 11 (46:19):
Espionage is a death penalty.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Espionag is the death penalty. Boy, here we go.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm sweating, all right.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
So we sent Greg off with a mission, and he's
going to be spending time with his parents. And as kids,
we've all done things that to this day as adults,
our parents probably don't know about. Absolutely may be snuck
off somewhere.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
They don't know my pyromania face all.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
So that was kind of the idea here is to
do a confessional where you know, Greg would tell his
mom and dad about something that he does kid that
he doesn't think that they know about, and just to
get the reaction. Now, I mean, you know he's in
his fifties. Yeah, a little bit on the old time, right,
so I mean the statute of limitations has expired. He
would think you would think, all right, but it kind
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of turned into something else because it's Greig.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
And it was awkward. My mom was sitting there and
just listening, and in retrospect, I sound like I'm on trank.
I don't know what's wrong with me. And we guys
are drinking, right, we were, but nine not crazy amounts,
and I just sound like a tranked out fool.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
That's how you usually sound when you're drinking. I guess
you just don't know it because you were nervous.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
So he didn't confess anything, but what he had ended
up doing, apparently was having a conversation with his dad
and asking his dad about the ways that he was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
In him, which which did lead to a pleasant surprise
for me. Yeah, but I wanted to start by setting
the record straight about his voice, because you say, like.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
That's that your mom Yeah, Gregory head out to the
multi car garage and retrieved the classic Mustang we gave
you as your first car. The keys on, please have
the help, Please have the help pool the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, we'll start with his voice. And this is me
On Trank by the way.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Said Greg tranked out, and and Greg's dad.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
my dad, and you had.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
To introduce yourself like we're not going just in case
it errs anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Other than this show.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I love Greg denies. I never say high on.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (48:53):
I never do that.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You like how you guys that I say this was narrative.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, just in case we end up sending this to
other radio stations and media outlets, correctly.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I want to pick it up, you know. All right,
it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with my dad,
and I wanted to start by saying, Dad, do you
know that everybody thinks you say hello, I am mister Gory,
and they think you have this thick James Bond villain accent.
Can you clear the air for us? That is totally incorrect.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
I do not speak such life.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Perhaps I have a new.
Speaker 8 (49:36):
York City accent, and I am very embarrassed about that.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice also, But okay.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Yeah, because Greg's dad is from New York, so he's
got like a New York accent.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
No, I need him to be like Dracula.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
I mean I do talk like this.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, forget about. He's got a little bit of those.
He has a New York accent. He does hear it.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
I don't hear it. It's very it's very faint that
you hear it. You can kind of hear it towards
towards the end accent even like accent, like just just
that right there.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Perhaps I have a New York City accent out there,
and I am very embarrassed about that.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
I could talk talk. It's in there, yeah, normal, heard it, Yeah,
kind of heard it.
Speaker 9 (50:22):
Normal.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then I wanted to know from him if he remembered,
because I think my memory might be better than his,
which is shocking.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
That's scary.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
There's this one time I really embarrassed him in front
of one of their female friends. Are there any examples
of when you were the most disappointed in me? This
is Greg Gory by the way.
Speaker 15 (50:39):
Yeah, I was very surprised to hear a lot of
the pranks that Gregory did when he was a youngster
with his best friend. But I didn't know about that
until much much later after the fact. What did we
do lying across the street of Idlebury Road, pretending that
they were bodies to stop cars?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Could have gotten killed so easily when we saw a
car coming, We would run out into the middle of
the street, lie down backwards and just to see if
they would stop.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh my goodness if they didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
And if they didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here nice.
So stupid, so stupid. And then I just veered down
memory lane asked him about if he remembers calling me
when I was at work. I think that's this clip.
Do you remember one time I was doing an overnight
and you and mom were hanging out with a friend
and I was doing the overnight two to six am
and you guys called me, and I believe you had
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been drinking. And do you remember the name of the
band that you requested? No, I don't remember right now,
except I had the wrong name. Well you put it,
What do you mean, probably drinking? We were drinking. Okay, good,
good point. You didn't request pearl jam, you requested the
pro Yes, we'd like to request the pearl jam.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
What do you mean if we were probably trying? Yeah, well,
now you know where it comes from.
Speaker 9 (52:11):
Yeah, it comes right, honestly.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Those genetics man there, Yeah, those are crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, you can't unlock it. Huh. And speaking of driving
the story, I've told you guys many times. He didn't remember.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
Wow, is this the one where they're drinking now?
Speaker 17 (52:25):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Do you remember a time I was thirteen years old
another drinking situation where you and mom had some friends
visiting from out of state and we all went to
a party and you gave me the keys and said
you have to drive home. Do you remember that night?
Not at all? What should you learn to drive? My god?
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Is that your mom? What should you learn to drive?
Speaker 9 (52:52):
Not what she sounds like, Come on, this is Rig's mom.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
I think your dad was probably checking the statutes limitations
maybe yeah, right, And he's like, I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
What you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Remember that one out?
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, and you gave me the keys and said you
have to drive home? Do you remember that night, not
at all learn to drive thirteen exactly. She's like, boy,
we were.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
We were slow sixties drinking.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I was so loaded up on Spanish fly.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Your dad gave me.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
It was probably like one of those jug wines.
Speaker 9 (53:36):
Or course table lines.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
So Greg is spending time with his parents and they're,
you know, having some wine and having a little conversation
here mostly with with Greg's dad and your little little
parents by Greg's mom there, yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Little parents. And then I don't remember doing this. I
basically commandeered my dad's car and changed it completely. This
is clip four. Any other examples of when I was
an utter just appointment in Shane. I do recall once.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
He wasted no time. By the way, if you noticed,
like yeah, you asked it disappointed me. Actually yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do recall once.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
It's a funny incident.
Speaker 15 (54:15):
I had gone overseas on a work assignment, and I
had lent you, my dotson to eighty z okay, and
I get a phone call from you. You know, I'm
about eight thousand miles away, and you said, hey, Dad,
if you were to paint your car, what color would
you pick? I said black?
Speaker 7 (54:34):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
And you said, oh, that's what I just did. Okay,
So I asked you for permission after the fact. After
the fact, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
What kind of paint did you use? How I never
heard this story. Twenty plus years of working together, I
had completely forgotten this. So he was on this work
trip that lasted for several months living. I think it
was Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Okay, you're dead by and.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
Yeah, he's in Saudi Arabia for months of the time,
god knows where in Eastern.
Speaker 9 (55:04):
Europe so much changed accents.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, So he he had this gold dots and z
that I thought, Oh, it's lame, it's gold. I want
it to be black because I'm driving it for a while.
So I took it to this paint company. I don't
know if it exists anymore. It was called Earl Shot,
of course, and it was like any car for ninety
nine dollars. So I took it in and I got
this crappy ninety nine dollars paint shot, and I was like, yeah,
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this is badass. And then I called my dad overseas
and said what he just said.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
Maybe I should have asked him first what color he'd
want it.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
If you always going to get it painted, what would
you like it to be? Black? Probably seven sixteen seventeen
killed you. Yeah, I used my pizza parlor money to
paint my dad's car. I forgot paint the pea wagon. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Greg's conversation going down memory Lane and is newly painted
dots and z with his dad.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
And then I brought up you guys. Okay, not many
months ago you were in the same room, hung out
with spoke to Woody Menace, Sammy, Woody's wife, Jen, Tim Martinez,
Kevin Logrett. Tell me your first impressions. Tell me your
thoughts about the group.
Speaker 15 (56:17):
Actually, I was pleasantly surprised what a nice group of
people they are. They came at a moment which was
a difficult time for me. I could see that the
support that they gave to Greg. I really appreciated that.
Now I realized what a good congenial working group you have,
(56:40):
And they really did show a lot of compassion at
my difficult time.
Speaker 11 (56:46):
And I appreciate their.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
Coming totally out of character for them. Right, I'm so to.
Speaker 5 (56:53):
Say, yes, Wow, did somebody say something nice? Greg Jesus
first and only time you met them.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, A character, oh dare, And then it turned into uh,
the infamous no sit couch. Yeah, you witnessed that because
I wouldn't allow my parents to sit on the couch.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Now do your parents have things like that? Where did
I wonder where that came from? The same thing, because people,
you know, usually kind of pick up on their parents'
lifestyle choices as far as you know, you know, different
things like because maybe your parents had those soaps or
those towels and you couldn't use fancy.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah, that was just for nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, I think Greg picked up from MTV cribs, always.
Speaker 9 (57:37):
No sit room, no couches in plastic at.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Your normal Mario and I replaced the infamous couch that
nobody was allowed to sit on. You witnessed us not
allow you to sit on the couch. We went out
and bought a new couch. So what did we do
to celebrate getting a new couch? We let you sit
on the old couch. How insanely ridiculous do you think
(58:05):
Mario and I are for that entire era of our
no couch life? Be honest, I think this was.
Speaker 15 (58:11):
The most idiotic episode that I've ever witnessed, for real,
for real and when you looked at the couch, I thought,
what the heck is going through your minds?
Speaker 2 (58:22):
What was it like experiencing the no sit couch?
Speaker 15 (58:25):
I was so glad that I was able to mess
it up a little bit as a party gesture before
you saran wrapped it and got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
So you think we're insane? Yes, yes, no doubt about it.
So embarrassing. And then I asked him, well, I brought
up the fact that you guys say I hate cops,
and he kind of confirmed it. Oh, all right, Another
thing that everybody says about me is that quote, Greg
(58:54):
hates cops. Do you have anything to add to that
or do you have any proof of that? As a
matter of fact, I have proof. And it also was
one of my embarrassing moments.
Speaker 15 (59:06):
We were driving and I was pulled over by the
police and I didn't know why, And it turns out
that you were in a back seat flipping off the
policeman and you had just learned what flipping I'm not
even sure if you knew what flipping off was at
that time, but you knew it wasn't a good sign.
And so anyway, I had to do some sort of
(59:28):
an explanation and apologize for you. And fortunately we got off,
or I got off with just a warning from the policeman.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
But it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 15 (59:43):
But I guess that was sort of a prophecy as
so your attitude towards the police.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Oh maybe yeah, okay, so maybe they are onto something
when they say I ate cops that.
Speaker 5 (59:52):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
I got to pop some more. Anyway, we'll be here
doing heroin if you need me, God idiot. Okay, let's
end then the misery for me with this final clip
where I made one minute confession.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
All right, little confession, Greg talking to his parents.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Well, thanks for talking with us. I guess on that note,
I should let you know that back in the days
when I was married and house sitting for you, everybody
wanted me to let you know that I had sex
in your bed. Jesus, where else would you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
I don't know, maybe my bed?
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Where else would you do it?
Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
And you came in hot on that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, we didn't say anything. You wanted me a teller,
that was your.
Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
Paul, and chill about it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Where else would you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Five B Speaking of couches, couch that whole thing.
Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Huh yeah, exactly all right. I was told to tell
you that was spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It's and dad, they made me tell you that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Well, Greg, I really enjoyed the conversation. I always enjoy
your parents. Your parents are super sweet people. They love
you guys, and they definitely nailed their impression of us.
We're very cool, greed, very very compassionate, and very ill
read to get quick break. We got some more winning
show coming up for you next time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
What do you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What show?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Well, this is some great news and it's about time.
The US House of Representatives they have passed a Mental
Health and Aviation Act. It is a new bill aimed
at reducing stigma and improving access to mental health care
for pilots and for air traffic controllers. And this is
why this is such a big deal. I never knew
(01:01:46):
too much about this until I started doing the whole
flight lesson stuff. In order to fly an airplane, either
for recreational purposes or professionally, or to be a flight
instructor any kind of professional aspect, you have to get
a medical certificate from the FAA. You go to a
medical examiner. It's a pretty basic physical thing.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
But there are so many things that they can quote
defer you for or put you into a process for
which when that happens, either you don't get your certificate
and you have to go through a process to get
it issued, or you are grounded until and not making
money if you're a pilot. So let's just say you
know something, you go. This is why pilots don't go
to doctors. By the way, once they have their medical
(01:02:25):
certificate and oh yeah, they will ignore. They won't even
go to get checked out because if it gets checked
out and diagnosed, you're grounded and you're not working until
you then file whatever it is with the FAA and
the Medical Certification Division and they can give you like
a special issuance based on your doctor and your treatment.
They may say, well, yes, okay, you are seeing a doctor,
(01:02:48):
it is being treated, which is what they want, but
we're gonna have to see how the treatment goes for
the next six months and to make sure you're stable
six months from now, next six months not working, but
can if they put you on medical leave. I don't
know exactly what this is why, but apparently not, because
this is this is why pilots don't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
They don't. They don't go to doctors.
Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Now that's just with other physical stuff and other ailments, right,
the mental health thing has been a big, big In fact,
if you watched Nathan for You, not Nathan for You,
they rehearsal. This was one of the things that was
that was brought up and about how you know, pilot,
they just keep their mouth shut, they don't say anything.
And these guys are, you know, dealing with a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It could be.
Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
There was one guy he sued the FAA because his
I think his wife died and then his parents like
somebody died, his dad died. Within like a matter of
two months. This guy, uh took a break from work,
he took a self you know, grounded themselves leave right,
and then he once he was ready to go to
where he went to a therapist just kind of work
(01:03:51):
through this very temporary situation and then you know, was
ready to go back to work and like, nope, you're
seeing a therapist mental health condition.
Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
This the most insane thing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And he couldn't go back to work.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
And it was like three years of fighting and they're
like nope, nope, nope, and he finally sued them and
so I think now they're gonna you know, issue as
a therapist. Yeah, there was there was one. There was
one pilot who he and his wife were in marriage
counseling and they said, oh, you're seeing a therapist. What
(01:04:23):
He's like, No, I haven't. It's not a mental health thing.
My wife might be mental, but I'm working on my
relationship with my wife. This is not And they're like,
it's therapy.
Speaker 14 (01:04:33):
But this doesn't make any sense because you're doubling down
on going pejoratively going crazy in the air by not
getting hird correct.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Now, the FA Medical Division is all about in the
name of safety, and so it's all subjective, not objective,
and so they just don't see. So this has been
a big thing. This is uh Again, Nathan Fielder was
really kind of pushing for a lot of this kind
of stuff when when he was, you know, doing that
whole season with rehearsal and and this has been a
big thing in the aviation world. And this is this
(01:05:02):
is actually good for the public because the legislation orders
the FA to revise their regulations and to support voluntary
mental health disclosures without jeopardizing medical certifications. It also distributes
funding for additional aviation medical examiners and implements, recommendations from
a prior rule making committee and advocates. They're hoping that
the bill will encourage aviation professionals, pilots, and air traffic
(01:05:25):
controllers to seek the help they need without the fear
of losing their ability to work.
Speaker 13 (01:05:29):
Yeah but yeah, okay, like that all sounds good on paper,
But let's say, Okay, you're gonna take leave for six months.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Who's paying for that? Well, I mean that would be
then covered under a disability or something like that. But
the thing is, we will you know these guys, you
know they they just didn't. If you don't have that
medical certificate, you cannot fly. I understand when you can't fly,
Right's gonna fund these people's lives?
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Well, I mean that's that's me that I'll know.
Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
If you work for Delta sound, I'm not sure how
they work that, but even if Delta is taking care
of whatever, you should still be able to fly. If
you're going to marriage counseling or you're going to whatever
it is you don't trust you're going to, you're going
to your doctor because you know what, something kind of
feels off and want and I want to make sure
that I'm healthy flying a plane of three hundred passengers around.
(01:06:21):
Like you know, it's so good. I'm really glad. That's
been a thing that's been in the works apparently for
a very long time. And uh, like I said, the
US House of Representative they have passed that Mental Health
and Aviation Act. They've done their part. So that's cool,
that's cool, that's cool. That's the government, man, bureaucracy and
just never ending bs crazy.
Speaker 11 (01:06:40):
Who am I wo shop?
Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
And uh, it's another new hour of course, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
What you expect here on the Woody Show. That's Greg Gorey,
Good morning, gotten menace.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Gina grad is here.
Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Oh yeah, uh, there's Sammy Morgan's here. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. One of
our favorites ever is Ietta the mood seta legend, right, legend,
she's that. We We end the show every day with
a clip of Netta the mood seta saying I quit
(01:07:20):
this bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
That's when she she quit on the air at the
radio station.
Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Was I forget WBLX or something like that in Mobile, Alabama,
and she she quit in just dramatic fashion.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Why I have I have somebody else that I want to.
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Interest you to this guy, he walks into it's a
home if you don't know a home decor, it's called
at home.
Speaker 11 (01:07:45):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah, they're they're based out of Dallas.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
And this guy was working as a security guard at
this store, and he was having some kind of thing
with the the the women in the back office. They
were arguing about something and he hit that like final
straw level and just quit in the dramatic way. He
he uh. He got into one of the supervisors, quit
(01:08:09):
on the spot, went out into the store, got on
the intercom, and then made an announcement. There, rep, I
have the audio starts.
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I'm wondering where you're at.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I had to come find you without your without your supervisor.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Here, So why I love the supervisor.
Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
I quit.
Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
You if both of y'all, I quit this whole ass job.
Speaker 10 (01:08:37):
Attention at Home shoppers, This whole ass job, Thomas was
Karen Sokolowski.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Y'all have to take whatever y'all want, because at this point,
ain't no security in this breach. No you and this job.
Hitch about that, go eat that?
Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Yeah, yeah, that was heroic.
Speaker 17 (01:09:06):
Job.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I quit this whole lass job.
Speaker 19 (01:09:08):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
I believe as job. I quit this whole ass job.
Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is quitting time.
Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
It is quitting time that rules.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I never quit in dramatic fashion like that I did
at a grocery store. The only the one that I
quit in the most dramatic fashion was I went on
the lunch break and never came back. That's good. I
was looking at a Sam Goodie. Yeah, just still waiting
for me to come back back in.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
I did that at that pirate store that I worked at.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
I said, I got to go to the bathroom, but
I never get Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
One of my favorites was the guy. It was at
a hotel. He walked in through the service entrance and
he brought a whole marching band with him.
Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I think it was like a college kid. Yeah, I
think you might have been you know one of the guys.
He like, yes, its his buddies from the band. Anyway,
so they walk in, They're like, hey, guys, what do
you Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
What whoa?
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Because all these people walk in they have all his
instruments and stuff, and the guy, uh, his supervisor was there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Hey, guys, what what the hell?
Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
He's like, I quit, guys holding.
Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Out right now, Jared, I'm here to tell you that
I'm quitting.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I'm quitting. Joey Quiz.
Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Joey Quiz is so good. Yeah, yeah, what if he's
the dick though, like what like what I mean, still
still great. He's the whole ass employee. Yeah, I quit.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
I quit this whole ass job. Maybe that Karen Sakowski.
Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Yeah, the X I believed from.
Speaker 19 (01:10:57):
The big station ninety three b l X.
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
It was number one for.
Speaker 17 (01:11:00):
Hip hop and RB and now I was Ray, Ray
and Maranda the.
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Home team in the morning.
Speaker 20 (01:11:06):
Do it to It?
Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
What better song to do it to it? It's out
not the movie said, and I told you I had
a very important announcement, and here it is.
Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I refuse.
Speaker 17 (01:11:17):
I refuse to walk around and watch people on my
job looking over my shoulder, people lying to me, people
talking about me.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 17 (01:11:28):
It is sad.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
I can't take it.
Speaker 17 (01:11:31):
I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I don't have to take it.
Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
I'm not a demy. I know how to find another job.
But I refuse to walk around people.
Speaker 17 (01:11:40):
You can say what you want to say about me,
and if you see me on the street, I'll let
you know whatever you want to know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
But I refuse.
Speaker 17 (01:11:48):
For the last six years I made six dollars an hour.
Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
That ain't nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
I just got to raise after.
Speaker 17 (01:11:56):
Six years, I know I'm qualified. And after saying I
don't care if I ever get another job in radio period,
it does not matter to me.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
But I never will not be set in the mood
at the Alex no more.
Speaker 17 (01:12:12):
I refuse to walk around with here's another clip that
us speak to you, Hey, I Netta, how you doing?
But then as soon as you walk by dad, bitch,
I would not do it to myself anymore. So if
you confuse about what I'm saying, listen very carefully, I
quit this, bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
I'm the big station.
Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
Be Alex this.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Way outside, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
So we're looking for you to call in eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, because we're gonna try a brand
new game this morning, win MENACE's door dash order and
so again this is the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
We're doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
So we're trying to field out and see what's gonna
work best because we just know we have a big,
long history of orders. We have no shortage of too.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
No menace menace.
Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Will door dash anything anywhere in a box with a
fox care.
Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
Could be across the street. I got stuff door dash
to a restaurant because they're out of coke. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah,
so he's it's there's always a story. Yeah, good reason
his laziness and there's no bounds.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
So sea bassant seas, how do you want to work this? Well,
I got a big stack of his door dash orders.
You can call in, choose a number, and I'll get you.
Speaker 12 (01:13:35):
I'll pick up that door dash order for you, like
one through ten, for instance, and then I'll give you,
depending on the value of that door dash order, a
price range. So I will describe the order, you say
how much you think the order is, and if you're
within a certain dollar amount, you win that door dash order.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Right, okay, all right, so we ready to play?
Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Eight seven four? What he lets me grab a contestant here.
Everybody say hi to Titanya. Hey, good morning, Hi hey
ya Tanya. I hold on one second, all right, Tanya, hold.
Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Anya, what have you done?
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
What the hell happened.
Speaker 9 (01:14:13):
All You're doing great, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Apparently we are too hitting things that they're not supposed
to be hit. All right, So the.
Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
First door dash order, Tanya, we have our classic. This
is the O. G. Menace order.
Speaker 12 (01:14:25):
This is one Starbucks coffee latte. Tell Menace you know
this order, tell us a little bit behind the order.
Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
What happened here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:14:35):
So this order is probably when I probably just woke
up from a nap and then I gotta record some
commercials at home, and you know what, I need a
little pick me up, bring the excitement to the commercial.
And a Starbucks is nine hundred feet away from my house.
I'm already, you know, I'm setting up my little home studio.
Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
And he's still got at commercials. He's in the zone. Yeah,
all the way to the Starbucks.
Speaker 12 (01:15:02):
So yeah, all right, So Tanya, one Starbucks Cafe latte.
This is, by the way, non fat milk with steamed hot,
signature espresso.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
What size?
Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
This is a Grand Day which is like biggest I think, Yeah,
there's another one sixteen?
Speaker 12 (01:15:18):
Yeah, okay, So how much total cost, all fees and
tips and all that garbage for Menace to have one
Starbucks latte walked across the street to him.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Within five dollars.
Speaker 11 (01:15:29):
I'll say, it's like it's about ten dollars just to
get one coffee.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
I know that because I tried it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
It's about ten dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:15:38):
So you think it is that?
Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Is that your bid? Ten dollars?
Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Does that have to be like a dollar sign and cent?
Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
You could if you wanted to within five.
Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Bucks, let's do twelve fifty twelve.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Fifty all right.
Speaker 12 (01:15:54):
The actual Menace door dash price was eleven dollars and
five cents. So you well, wow, imagine Greg, I love
everyone would.
Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Never ever a coffee too. All right, so you you've
won MENACE's door dash order. You got a Starbucks drink
headed your way.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Follow up question, don't you have an espresso? Oh?
Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
Yeah I do?
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Okay as the star all right, Tody, you hang on
one second, we will get uh, we'll get all of
your information. Hang on one second. Let's go to uh
how about Ryan? Hey, good morning, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
Good morning, showing what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Great, we're trying a new game out this morning. This
is when MENACE's door dash order and what's the next one?
Sea Mass it's a target order for Menace. You can
tell us more about this menace? Why did you order
a bag of shredded Mexican cheese, a Lego F one
race card toy set they go together, some apple, chicken
(01:16:54):
smoked sausage, and a twenty outs bottle of Heinz Ketchup. Wait,
this is all this in one order, This is one target.
Tell us about this, right, So, shredded Mexican cheese, F
one Lego set, Chicken sausage, chicken sausage ketchup.
Speaker 13 (01:17:09):
Well, that's because I was definitely high when I did that,
and I wanted to build a Lego set. Also, I
wanted to make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese.
Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
That sounds good, and you already.
Speaker 14 (01:17:22):
Had the eggs and you did the responsible thing by
not driving high.
Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Yeah, and the ketchup, of course, because I love ketchup.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
With my scrabbled e absolutely. I know a lot of
people love that.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Only children do that.
Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Yeah, yeah, my badest delicious on the side or scribble
older the top.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
On the side.
Speaker 12 (01:17:41):
Okay, all right, so for all of that, ryan with it,
I'll give you an eight dollars because obviously this is
going to be a bigger number.
Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
How much should all of that cost.
Speaker 12 (01:17:50):
Menace around his door again? All fees, all the tip,
all that garbage included. Yeah, how much had Mena spend
on all of that on that door dash order from target?
Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Can I ask medicine one question?
Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Yes? How many pieces were that lego set?
Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Good question?
Speaker 20 (01:18:05):
It was the.
Speaker 13 (01:18:07):
Four Yeah, it was this smaller set. It wasn't It
was the smallest set you can pretty much get for
the F one series. It was the Alpine team.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
That's correct.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Alpine, Yeah, Alpine, Alpine, Alpine.
Speaker 9 (01:18:24):
A trend, that's an ocopus, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
So I would say, I'm gonna go one hundred and
twenty six bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
One hundred and twenty six bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Twenty six bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
We're looking for range within eight dollars of that.
Speaker 12 (01:18:37):
Well, Menace is cheese, legos, sausage and ketchup only cost
him sixty two tens sixty two ten?
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Is that with the tip and delivering it totally?
Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Yeah, Mark and everybody, geez, I thought it'd be way
more than that. Those Lego sets are about thirty bucks.
All right, Hey, Ryan, thanks for the call, man, appreciate
your listening the Woody Show. Let's say hi to uh Anna. Hey,
good morning, Anna, Hey Anna, Anna, Yes, yeah, we can
got you now, we got you all right, So Anna,
you're gonna try to win MENACE's door dash order.
Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
What's the what's the next one near?
Speaker 12 (01:19:08):
This is a seven eleven order that Menace got for
let's see here one one pint.
Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Of Ben and Jerry's half baked ice cream. Well, we
all know what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Does it say like what time it was ordered?
Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I wish I didn't don't have three am, five h
seven pm.
Speaker 13 (01:19:30):
I definitely probably finished a meal and then I wanted
some you know a little after party.
Speaker 12 (01:19:37):
Yeah, but the ice cream is so far away, for sure,
for sure. So yeah, one pint of Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
One pint of Ben and Jerry or door Dash.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Within let's say five dollars something within within five dollars? Anna,
what's what's your bid?
Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I would say ten dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Menace for his one pint of ice creating paid sixteen
dollars in four cents?
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
What with?
Speaker 11 (01:20:08):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
How much was it?
Speaker 11 (01:20:10):
Just?
Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Okay? So the original price eight twenty nine, eight twenty
nine for that he was in a say eight bucks.
He was a two dollar delivery fee, four dollars bus
service feedgret oh service thirteen bucks estimated just tacks of
two cents he tipped. Oh guess how much he tipped
on that?
Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
I guess it was two bucks?
Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Dollars fifty? What that was your tip? No, I think
a dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
It was more, but I think it was Dasher tip.
Speaker 13 (01:20:37):
But no, no, no, I think it was more because
I did the I paid more for the rush the
rush order, that's a.
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Different service, that'd be a different line. That might be
the four dollars thing, but the versus Dasher tip, that's
what you that's what you tipped.
Speaker 13 (01:20:51):
I'm assuming the reason I paid No, no, no, I
this is maybe I don't know how it works, but
I'm paying all anymore to get it faster, paying them more.
Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
But I know that that doesn't go to the to
the to go to the common misconception slash chee. Can
you tell me that Dasher doesn't get a little extra
money of the the one the direct to you say,
I don't think you, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
I'm sure that's why it says Dasher tip, and it
says whatever, that's what the Dasher gets. I understand. But
when you pay for the faster service, you're telling me
they don't get any money now, then we'll get a
billion tax in a three second Yeah, I'll find that.
My guess and I don't know if I don't know
how it worked, my guess is no. My guess is
that that's not the way that works. Just door dash
more than Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
All right, well, and I'm sorry about that, but you
did not win Manages door Dash. Not win sixteen dollars
of Ben and.
Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Jerry's Pliants of ice cream. Good God, I wanted to
want more. Oh boy, I'll pick a line one through ten,
Greg Gory, let's go seven, line number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
That would be Maddie Hey, Good morning, Maddie, Maddie, good morning,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
So you're trying to win Menaces door Dash order and
what is the next order? Venus is true Love Taco
bell he got he got two cheesecasadillas, one Taco Brito
Cravings pack which is crunchy taco beefever there bullied Brito,
and a bunch of other stuff Mexican pizza, three three
(01:22:18):
cheese chicken flat bread melts and one meal for four
which is a case of chips and Nacho's cheese sauce,
crunch Trip Supreme and a soft taco. Wait, so how
many items he got? One, two, three, four, five, five
entries but two so like yeah, about about ten?
Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
How many people?
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Do you remember? What time was?
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
This has been?
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
This has been?
Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
This is a Tuesday at ten oh four a m.
Then that means for the show, what I don't remember
us ever having taco bell in here in the last
Tuesday seven years we've had breakfast for I think that's
the last time we got taco.
Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Bells when they rolled breakfast years ago.
Speaker 13 (01:23:02):
Oh and then that must have been when I was
in a cabin and when I was with with like
uh dat and like bretton stuff a large group of.
Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
People, yeah, a large group of large people. All right,
So for all that stuff, what's the what's the rain show?
Ten dollars on this dollar? So all that stuff many
within ten dollars. Man, if you win this one, that's one,
that's one's all of a.
Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Door dash or yeah no, I love Socco bell So
I'm like so happy this was mine. I hope I
get it.
Speaker 19 (01:23:32):
Just to clarify, so he had two meals and three
separate small items, right right.
Speaker 12 (01:23:37):
But two of those cases yous and three of those
chicken flat bread melts plus two meals.
Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Because the one was even called the meal for four. Whatever, Right,
that's one one meal, one thing, one item on there
was meal for four, and then he had another one
which had multiple things in it, right, the cravings pack,
the cravings pack, so again all inclusive with all those
his loser ass tip and everything else.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
How much?
Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
Oh gosh, okay, I'm going to go sixty.
Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Three sixty three dollars within ten bucks, sixty three dollars.
It might be a little high, it might be a
little really, one hundred and what you'll spend this one?
He did tip nine dollars and fifty cents. I think
he just goes with the auto tip. It is what
I think. Yeah, whatever is on there? Well yeah, all right,
(01:24:26):
well Maddie, sorry didn't win MENACE's door dash order. But
thank you for calling, thank you for playing, thank you
for listening. Eye my god, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Well, at least they got a decent tip out of
that one. Well, I mean because they had to wear
their weight belt to deliver it. Dolly, Yeah, I do
use the auto tip thing, all right. Well, that's that's
a when Menaces door dash order. We did have, we
did have one winner.
Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
We did have one winner.
Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
I really his Taco belt thing because the date of
it was a date that we were on the air.
Oh so not at account, that's I'm saying. It has
to be for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
No, we have not had Taco bell in here, dude.
I would remember it was a month or two ago,
and we wouldn't order.
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
A month or two ago, A couple months ago, a
couple even a couple of months ago. No way, it
would have been years ago, fifty because I know I
spent a lot of money I had, but I was
really drunk. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
SoCal Sports with.
Speaker 11 (01:25:26):
Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Yeah, Yo, what's good? Jeff g Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
What do you show? Let's start off with the Dodgers.
Speaker 21 (01:25:32):
They won three in a row, so great to see
Tasker Hernandez breakout of that slump with a couple of
home runs. Mookie Betts Freddie Freeman also had her home runs.
She and was strong seven innings, pitched, nine ks, and
more importantly, last night, the Padres lost, so the Dodgers
(01:25:53):
lead is now back up to two games. In the
n O West tonight at the stadium, it's a tiny
pitching Bibblehead. Nights are gonna be long, so get there early.
Onto the Angels. They beat up on the Twins twelve
to two.
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
The center Putty Well Stills Pett, he's still going. He's
at the catch, Don Chris Taylor, Cranks Homer.
Speaker 21 (01:26:15):
Good to see ct cooking a little bit down there
in Orange County. Angels and Twins today at one oh seven.
Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Remember when the egos.
Speaker 21 (01:26:22):
Jalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott opening out of the
NFL season.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
You know, he got kicked out of that game.
Speaker 21 (01:26:27):
NFL says no further suspensions coming his way, but he
is going to forfeit one game. Check Woody Show, which
is fifty seven thousand dollars, which is like five dollars
to him. Moving on to the WNBA Sparks beat the
Mercury hand beat twenty five points.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Got some sports television news.
Speaker 21 (01:26:43):
Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon signed a new three year
deal to keep PTI running on ESPN, which is great news.
Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
And finally, starting on Monday, anyone who shows.
Speaker 21 (01:26:52):
Up at a Chipotle restaurant after five PM wearing a
college football jersey gets themselves a free entre when they
purchased another us so a little Bogo deal for the
college football fans at Chipotle again that starts on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
I'm JEFFG.
Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
And it's so Cal sports, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Jeff the HOMIEJEFFG.
Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Another homie who I want to acknowledge, Man Rome, formerly
of Sublime with Rome, and he's been doing his thing.
He's out there and he's playing shows, doing all his
solo artist stuff. Right now seas we're having a good time.
He's got this song out that I know a lot
of people are digging with Dirty Heads. It's called Slow
and Easy, and I wanted to play it for it
because we love Rome. We want to support him. He's
(01:27:32):
always been a really cool guy to us. We've known
him for a many many years. And it's just a
good song. It's cool vibe, that's awesome. Slow and Easy
is the name of the song Rome with Dirty Heads
New Music Discovery, ninety eighty seven. Tough Times with the Soft,
top down Baby listener, make this hot. He is great.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
H o habl.
Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Garbage day, not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget we
have some trash. It's not every once in a while
that they leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
It's the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
So our buddies bent and Skin they were talking about
this on their show. This doctor over in England who
was into some freaky stuff on the side, a fetish
link to amputation.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
That guy, that's what did it for him.
Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Yeah, he was a paining customer of a website that
sold videos of amputations and body modification, including penises being removed.
The doctor decided that, you know what, I'm gonna dab
a little bit more. And he was getting off so
much on these videos that is an act of self mutilation.
(01:28:51):
He packed his own legs in ice and in dry ice,
and he just did that for three days and he
ended up needing to have his legs amputated. He was
on TMZ. Yeah, So that the story gets crazier because
the doc then filed insurance claims saying that he lost
(01:29:12):
his legs as a result of sepsis and he was
awarded about six hundred and some thousand dollars for his injuries,
which that is insurance fraud. Yeah, because he caused his
own problem then, well no, he just packed him in
the ice so that they would end up needing to
be resultless The doc eventually got caught because he had
been talking to the owner of that fetish website and
(01:29:34):
he admitted that all of it was self inflicted. So
he was arrested charge he was sentenced to two and
a half years in jail. Good god, legless.
Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
Years in jail.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Like spontaneous frostbity, just don't you know, we don't brag
about it. What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Where did this come from?
Speaker 17 (01:29:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Like, how do you how do you figure out that?
How do you realize you like that?
Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I mean, I guess you're a doctor, and so maybe
you saw an amputation. Next thing, you know, you look down,
he got a boner and that's and that's how you
figured it out. And then but then you find this
web and then there's people who pay for that site
to reputation and body mind, I guess there's more than
one person in the world like that, correct, Okay, I
mean I've.
Speaker 20 (01:30:14):
Heard of people who put like meat hooks through their
back and but this is just like straight up like
I lost my arm up. That's kind of scary because
we talk about freak of the week and you don't
know who these people are. Could be like your teacher.
It could be be the nice person that was back.
We don't know what Samy does when she lives here.
Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Yeah, just like knitting and cups.
Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
They'll never suspect.
Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
For the weekend, just hung out with.
Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
The family.
Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Family, So I mean, but like you don't know what's
going on. Man, people go home and they're into this
crazy weird stuff horrific. Yeah, people are messed up.
Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Like swingers and stuff. The nerdiest couple I ever knew
was found out there were swingers.
Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Why is it always that way?
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
They were so goodie goodie.
Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Yeah, they're never cool. They're never hot. Well because hot
people like hot people.
Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
This doctor's not hot either, as you might imagine, even
before the leg lost. Hot people like it's good enough, like,
oh this is great, this is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
I look like somebody who'd be a swinger, right, yes, no,
like other otherwise I kind of unassuming, you know, just
there's there's nothing, there's nothing of note about me as
far as like, okay, dress crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
It's just you know, very boring, fat.
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
You know, they're awkward looking and so like those are
the people who end up going to nude beaches or
that's but swingers and swingers, well, they do dress crazy though.
Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
They do more the pineapple stuff for.
Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
Like Marti Gross style stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Yeah. God, but those dumb.
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
Masks and stuff. They get lacky bikinis where it's holding
up the gut more than anything. The skin pants in
a crack like that.
Speaker 14 (01:32:00):
I told you that one orgy I went to. The
guys walk around with like like a business like button
downs and no pants and socks.
Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
So you might want to for new listeners because you
only told the story once, oh, very very long ago
at this point. Yeah, when when she said that she
went to an orgy, this was almost like an investigative
report kind of thing. Yeah, and she was good, No,
she was working on this podcast.
Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
Yeah, a certain adult network you could say, what Playboy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Yeah, so she was.
Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
She was doing some kind of podcasts for them, and
they were talking about this thing, and she's like, I'll
go check it out.
Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
You had to bring girls or you couldn't get in.
Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
I was like, you, you try to make it sound
like you went there and didn't really do anything. I
have a really hard time believing that you didn't get
involved at all.
Speaker 14 (01:32:49):
Well, I told you I got a little involved, but
but not in that way like the people were so heinous.
It wasn't hot that we brought two people that are
professed orgy starters, and they wouldn't touch any of these people.
So the one thing I did is I did have
like my chest and like right boob painted, and then
(01:33:09):
I had to like and it looked kind of cool
because I had to like I had like a not
topless strapless dress, so I kind of just pulled down.
Speaker 9 (01:33:18):
He did it, and then a boob was out and
this was pree reduction exactly.
Speaker 14 (01:33:29):
And then the guy who painted me called me a
vanilla because I'm not in you know, it's not this
was my first time. And then I went to shake
his hand and he whipped it out and it was
I could have cut glass, and so I shook it
like I was like, oh, that's funny, to be funny,
and that was, you know, because.
Speaker 9 (01:33:48):
So that was as far as I got.
Speaker 14 (01:33:49):
But when there was like this attic space upstairs, it
was all mattresses, and I didn't I don't know like
the hand signals and stuff. So I'm sitting just watching
like everything go down, and this couple keeps waving at
me and I waving back, and they wave at me
and they so I was supposed to like go over there,
but I just kept like sitting and like waving at
people and watching. And because girls could go anywhere, but
(01:34:10):
guys had to be accompanied by girls. So I had
free run of the place.
Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
But I did not. I did not have sex with
any of these people. I didn't have mouth parties.
Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
They were anybody mouth party you.
Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
No, they were like rough.
Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
I thought I thought, maybe just get split hairs here,
like I mean, I.
Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Technically gave a hand party. But they were like rough
forties and fifties rough.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
And there was like a buffet in the front.
Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
Oh no, I told you guys, I worked at one
of these places. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 12 (01:34:37):
I worked a shift as a busboy. There you go
one of these places with the buffet up front. There
was a buffet, yeah, with the hot tubs in the back,
with the they had like the seventeen beds in a
row in the private room and like the swing and
the conomns on the floor that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Are used and all that. Yeah, I'm the smell.
Speaker 9 (01:34:53):
Yeah it's not. It's not like plastic like loop.
Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
And what we're saying is don't do it people, you're gross. Yeah, Greg,
you know, like we lived in San Francisco. There was
like a daily place like this, the Power Exchange.
Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Right, Yeah, there used to be a place in San
Francisco called the Power Exchange. It was just a sex club.
Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
It's just level.
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
People didn't go there and just.
Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Every day. It was San Francisco. They didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
It's a hotel with the windows that you could just
sit and watch people doing it. Nice stuff like that,
like pay to basically walk around this hotel and watch.
Apparently it is.
Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
I thought that it had gotten closed down, that it
closed down. I never heard about it. Nine pm nightly, Okay,
which is on your next trip to San Francisco month,
what's the yelp review? Put it in there Power Exchange
and go check it out for yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Do it all right? More when he shows next, hang on,
be right back the wood ship.
Speaker 11 (01:35:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
So did you get older?
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
We talked about this before. There are certain things that
you just care less about.
Speaker 9 (01:35:55):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
I was just talking to her before. Tim Martinez, and
he had this picture of he and his wife. It
was for their prom and I'm like wow, I said,
look at you guys. He had a full head of hair. Anyway,
He's like, uh, dude, those are the days, dude. Back
in those days, man, she you dude, this girl used
to fight. He's just being funny. I go, yeah, I go,
(01:36:20):
it's funny because my wife and I were just talking
about it. It's like, now, ladies, you lose some of
your power over the years because the longer that you're married,
and also I think just the older that you get,
it's not that big a deal anymore as it was
when you were. I mean, it's great, and you know,
it's cool like hooking up and everything else, but you
just don't wield that same amount of power. Like if
my wife goes no, I just you know, I go,
(01:36:40):
all right, cool, okay, almost to the level of canceled plans. Greg,
Oh my god. It sounds a good idea, like we're
gonna go out with friends, we're gonna have dinner and whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
You like.
Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
It's gonna be fun, it's gonna be exciting. But then
when it doesn't happen, you're like, oh, that's cool, all right,
I guess we're just stay at home. So Tim's like, yeah, dude,
oh you mean I get him to hang out and
watch the game and drink a little tequila instead okay,
And it's not that you don't care, it's just that
it's not a big deal. Like there's a way you
agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
No, I see the point, because you know, when you're
so hungry and you go hours and hours and hours
without eating, your hunger kind of fades, you know, or
when you're so tired you can't sleep intermit correct the
same with hornings, it just kind of goes away.
Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah, Like, not that guys aren't interested, you are, but
like ladies, I'm telling you you you will lose you
will lose some of your magic over the years. Okay,
and it just it just it's not that we're not
keep it going. Don't say it's not that we're not
interested in you, or that we don't love you or
any of those kinds of things. It's just, you know,
it's fun, you know. Yeah, you know what, let's let's
(01:37:42):
regroup tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Yeah, okay, okay, I see that your bachelor party would
because you just had your anniversary how many years seventeen?
So as little as seventeen years ago, we were totally
into going.
Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
To loud clubs and I wasn't crowded play, but that's
where we went well because we had a hook up there,
we had model service whatever. I've never been a club guy,
but I was never even into like because I always
had a job. I was always like full time senior
high school, working in radio full time. I kind of
missed that whole era of life, which I'm looking to
(01:38:15):
retire earlier and then have that again as an adult
who's still physically able to do.
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Things, because the thought of doing that now does not
excite me, right, I.
Speaker 13 (01:38:25):
Mean, men, it's used to be more of like a
go to the club because he was working at these stations,
and yeah, we went to the club six days a week,
no joke. Yeah, yeah, every day.
Speaker 11 (01:38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
As you get older, there's things that you begin to
care less about. Maybe you've matured more, or you just
don't have you know, the same kind of time, well energy,
other people's opinions or societal expectations. I think just became
a little less important, you know, competing with others. You go,
all right, cool, dude, I've had it. Enjoy you know what, dude,
(01:38:55):
this is very much more important to you than it
is me.
Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Have fun.
Speaker 14 (01:38:59):
Yeah, and there's a there's another phrase that I just
heard that Killy and Murphy said you know, we're like, oh,
fomo fomo. He's like, I got romo relief of missing out.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
I mean when it comes to that.
Speaker 13 (01:39:12):
We're very fortunate because of what we do. We get
to do a lot of cool stuff. So I have
zero fomo, But I don't like get excited that I
don't have anything to do.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
I love it.
Speaker 13 (01:39:24):
But another thing I want to say though about not caring.
When you get to the point of not caring, it's
so freeing of because you're not in your head about
anything about oh what does this person thinking about me?
Or you know, if this happens or you know.
Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Something bad.
Speaker 13 (01:39:40):
You know, you're like you realize you're gonna be okay. Yeah, right,
and gets important when you give that point of not caring,
Oh my god, you're you're going to enjoy life even.
Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
More because people talk about okay boomer or old people
just like dude, I strive for getting to that level. Like,
you know, the guy who's in his eighties doesn't care
about anything because he's like, dude, I could die right
now and I'd be totally fine. I had a great life, right,
you know, Like to get to that level and not caring, they.
Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
Get pulled over that good because I have a couple
of things to say.
Speaker 7 (01:40:10):
To you, like.
Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Like, chasing perfection is something that I've been working on
personally because you know, if it wasn't just right, it
would just bother the crap out of me.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
And I think I've been better.
Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
I'm certainly far from perfect, but I've been better about
just kind of letting certain things be good. Now I
hold grudges, that is still very much important to me,
important to you, Oh yeah, oh yeah, like that is
very much important.
Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
There's so there's certain things that other people would say
that you know, become less important over time, but but
you do get excited, like Greg, when you got your
your your leaf blower.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Look, howbody god that was for Greg? It was a
daily thing to look forward to.
Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
I forget, I forget what I just got. Recently, do
you guys remember there was something I was like over
see now I already forgot. Yeah, I forget what it was. Anyway,
there was there was something that was so adulting. So uh,
you know, like people go, really you excited? No, no, no, no, no,
it is pressure washer. It's something along those but you
get you just get excited about these dumb.
Speaker 9 (01:41:11):
Things kitchen gadgets.
Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
You got excited about blackout curtains Okay, yeah, my life right,
yeah exactly, something something like that.
Speaker 22 (01:41:21):
And I got something you guys, that I am so
excited about, and I think you're all going to be
very happy for me.
Speaker 19 (01:41:27):
I just got a new washer and dryer.
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
That's excited.
Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
I was very excited because I got those the new
washer and dryer, Remember Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
I was.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Research yeah, like because it's like, oh, this has like
an AI feature. I don't know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 22 (01:41:45):
With an app.
Speaker 19 (01:41:46):
This is my first front loading washer and dryer.
Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
Excited LG LG LG.
Speaker 22 (01:41:52):
There's an app. I can start it when I'm not there.
It automatically updates like the I had a.
Speaker 19 (01:41:58):
Really old one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
We know how important laundry is to say she does
she does it daily?
Speaker 22 (01:42:03):
Yes, and this has cut the time in half, if
not more, because my dryer was taking so long and
it couldn't sense when to like add time, so it
would go back and oh it's still damp and I
need to start it again.
Speaker 19 (01:42:15):
And this one will just if it needs a little
more time. It just has it that.
Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Of what my washer and driver will get it will sense.
It will sense first of all, sense the load says,
so it doesn't it says sensing load.
Speaker 9 (01:42:29):
I think I have l G two's sensing dampness.
Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
We might have the same washing and drawing.
Speaker 19 (01:42:34):
It was the best day when it was getting delivered
and put in.
Speaker 13 (01:42:37):
I had the ge version of that with the app.
And I remember, Greg, when I told you that it
has an app, you were kind of making fun of it.
Why does your your washing dry?
Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Still?
Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Don't?
Speaker 13 (01:42:48):
The only thing that kind of frustrates me too though,
with the automatic, like it knows it's dry, so it
stops right because you want you put it, you put
a time, but if it's sorry dry, it'll like stop
it right, don't you like it? Some times when the
clothes are extra hot when they come out of the dryer,
I do that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
I'll tell you why, Like if I if I'll let
me go over the time. If I get to the
dryer and they're done, like they are dry, but they've
been in there till they've now cooled, Yeah, I will
run them for another couple of minutes, three to five minutes.
I'll tell you why, three to five minutes to warm
them up. Because when I take them out. I can
lay them flat. It gets all the wrinkles out. And
so because I'm Greg, I'm better about the chasing perfection thing.
(01:43:27):
I am not hanging something up if it's got wrinkles
in it. And I'm also not trying to iron stuff either.
I don't do, guys, the wrinkles. I just do it
for the hand feel like I like touching that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
I don't like it when it's hot, but I agree
it takes the wrinkles out.
Speaker 9 (01:43:40):
Wait a second, are we talking like T shirts? You
hang up t shirts?
Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:43:44):
All them hangers?
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Yeah, yeah, the only the only everything.
Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
I will fold sweatshirts. Sweatshirts fold, put on the jeans,
dresser pants. Yeah, what's it for jeans and sweatshirts, underwear, socks,
you know things like that. You guys hang tea Yes, yes, absolutely,
a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
People do that.
Speaker 14 (01:44:03):
I've never I've never had that be a part of
my They go, you fold them up, you put them
in your little dresser drawer.
Speaker 9 (01:44:09):
Then then they're always they are always wrinkled.
Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
Here's all because in fact, I just send a picture
for somebody's doing some work in the housing. That's a
little picture like you see my sweatshirts are folded and
there's and there's now greg they used to be and
I used to do this the same way you do color. Yeah,
color organized to got a little lazy, but it's usually
by color, and it used to be done by shade.
So they would start black and then kind of work
(01:44:33):
its way to the lighter blues to the you.
Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
Know, would go like black and kind of going gray.
Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
I am a gay man who likes vagina. That's a
very home Like everything else, you would think this guy's gay.
Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
Maybe in the new house, I'm gonna go a little
more gay.
Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
I don't even I don't even my sweatshirts though, like everything,
like every single closet.
Speaker 9 (01:44:54):
Do you have a dresser?
Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
No, I don't congratulations on the on the big.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Per I'm very excited.
Speaker 22 (01:45:01):
And even when I put something in the washer, let's
say it's delicates the dryer nose and it's already set
when I put my clothes into what I needed.
Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Linked all right, So cool question. Now everybody's at a
different stage in life. But like when it comes to
something that a younger version of yourself would not have
been interested or you know, as excited about, what is
the most exciting adult thing that you did or that
you got, because some people they get excited about going
and doing something like, oh I just went and I
(01:45:32):
did for the first time ever. Whatever it is. Oh
I joined as a right, Yeah, exactly right. I finally
got the executive membership. It's really cool because they give
you like percentage of your cash back. Yeah yeah, So
what's uh? What is something you know you're most excited?
You're yeah, the most exciting adult thing that you did
or that you got. If you want to hit us up,
(01:45:53):
you can do that on the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We've got some more Woodies show
coming up for your next hang on back. That's gonna be.
Speaker 15 (01:46:06):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
So it comes to you now as an adult Samuel
staring how she got a new washer and dryer and
here's here's the other thing. I didn't even think about this,
but you mentioned because there were more questions, you know,
while the commercials, songs and everything were playing.
Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
She didn't have to pay for.
Speaker 9 (01:46:21):
It's a renter.
Speaker 22 (01:46:24):
Have the best landlords ever who just went like, oh,
your dryer's taking too long, here's a new one.
Speaker 19 (01:46:30):
And they got me a kick gas one too great.
Speaker 9 (01:46:32):
They always get a worse thing.
Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
So that's great.
Speaker 19 (01:46:34):
My landlords are the best.
Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
Oh yeah, just like the base model I got doesn't
even have a digital clock. But now, Gina, I mean
as someone who's a brand new, first time homeowner, like
it's exciting, but then you start getting the reality of it,
which is, like you have to I don't know how
much you have to get with this new house because
it already has appliances and things like that. But yeah,
(01:46:56):
there are always things to buy, like when you first
move in the blinds for windows if you don't have them, Yeah,
need a whole new mortgage for that. It's insane. Yeah,
wait till you buy any piece of outdoor furniture.
Speaker 9 (01:47:08):
I've been looking and that's a joke.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
Oh there's something. There's something as an adult, I'm like,
I can ever imagine as a young person saying, Hey, someday,
you're gonna be really excited about this. When we got
a new front door, oh yeah, I was like, ooh,
I would love it. Yeah, like I would just kind
of walk by and look at it. Oh get oh,
I know, looks nice.
Speaker 14 (01:47:28):
And I told you for I know, maybe my first
year married with Andy, what I asked for for my
birthday was a paper shredder and I got it and
I was so happy.
Speaker 9 (01:47:37):
My own paper.
Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
Pretty exciting, Yeah, pretty pretty cool, very romantic.
Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Stuff that people wouldn't think would make a good gift
is the stuff I like, I would love to get,
Like a bucket of cleaning supplies.
Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
We do that for.
Speaker 14 (01:47:50):
Girlfriends for their birthday. Yeah, get a swift glass bottles.
Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
But do you mean like as a gift. Oh, I
think it would be a great We're just going out
and getting new cleaning some ply.
Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
I mean like, if anybody wants to get me something
for Christmas, like a parent or something, I would say,
get me, magic erasers, get me.
Speaker 14 (01:48:08):
We did that for a girlfriend who loves me. We
got like the nice glass bottles that she put her
windecks in.
Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
And yeah, yeah, the stereotypes of that. A vacuum would
be a terrible gift.
Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
I went through, Uh, because my wife's always giving me
crap because I had a ton of different T shirts
hung up, as you mentioned, surprised about that, but it's
not an animal. But she's like, how many shirts? I
can't even get the new stuff on them, like hanging
stuff back up?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
She didn't have the upper body strength to push all
my big fat guy shirts over on the on the
hanging rod, you know. So I was like, all right,
So I went through, and I was so happy and
had this sense of satisfaction going through. It was a
big pile of stuff that I went and dropped off
of those things in the grocery store parking lots. That
donation beans. I was so excited about. That's a very
adult thing.
Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
So how many T shirts would you say you have?
Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
I mean they're all T shirts.
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
I have very few T shirts that have any kind
of like logo und they're just plain color.
Speaker 9 (01:49:05):
Yeah, right, So how many can fit in their closet?
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Oh there's a bunch, yeah, like all a bunch. But
the problem with me, and I'm sure menaces to a
certain degree, we are people that go through different sizes. Yeah,
Like so right now I'm wearing a smaller size than
I did six months ago. But yes, because I'm gonna
get fat again. Yeah, it's it's gonna have You know why,
I know that because it's happened every.
Speaker 13 (01:49:27):
Other time, Like Woody, I just did a huge donation,
probably four bags, like grocery bags full of stuff, and
I still have probably eighty T shirts left same and
then when uh, like Woody, you know, when you go
down to size, you find a shirt that fits and
it fits well, we buy like fifteen of them at
(01:49:47):
the same time.
Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
Yeah, because I won't find that again. Yeah, you know,
like I just realized, like, no, I regret not doing
that with stuff. We're pretty much the same set of shoes,
like sneakers every day. They're these Nike they're called Cities,
and they're super comfortable. They're black, they had the white Nike. Yeah,
they go with everything. I like them so much. And
I just know that if I wait till I wear
these out, because you know, not a lot of walking
(01:50:09):
them moving around, but by the time they wear out,
it'll be discontinued. Then I won't I won't have them anymore.
So I have two other brand new pairs stashed up
in that smart in like a little storage area idea,
and I'll bring those out like meniss saying about that
shirt that fit's just right because.
Speaker 13 (01:50:27):
Right now these unique low shirts that I love, these
black ones, they're like a little bit heavier, but they
they're they're airy. At the same time, every time I
go to the mall, I probably pick up one or two.
Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
Really, I get them for the kid too.
Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Yeah, so nice.
Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Any other what exciting adult thing that you did or got?
People on the text, like someone says on the text
here seven four seven, I got a new library card.
I guess they're just like over the top excided it. Yeah,
they's just like disproportionate excited.
Speaker 14 (01:50:56):
Okay, No, it's proportionate because I took the kid to
the library and they have all these things you can do,
like read.
Speaker 9 (01:51:02):
The dogs, and you can learn how to play bridge.
Am I old enough to play bridge?
Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
That seems that does seem very old. My example lately
is really embarrassing. I haven't looked at social media in
a long time because I'm totally into again crossword puzzles?
Speaker 9 (01:51:23):
Is that taking up all of yours?
Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
I have five crossword puzzle bugs in a book, in
a book. It's been explained to me a thousand times,
and I can't commit it to memory. It's like that
that Wooden Triangle game. They have a cracker barrels with
the gold. Now I understand because I just looked it
up because I was just at a cracker barrel and
not that long ago. The other game I don't get
(01:51:47):
and I always think with crossword puzzle I love to do.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
Those are hard. I don't understand how it works.
Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
And everyone goes, oh, it's numbers. I don't do math.
It's not math. The numbers are literally just symbols. That's it.
Speaker 14 (01:51:59):
You have to get one to three across down and
in a little square.
Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
I do it every day and they can't in the
same line.
Speaker 14 (01:52:06):
Yeah, it's very easy. It's just it's just processive elimination.
Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Or you can play Madden.
Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Yeah, you know what I did, hear with some numbers.
Speaker 9 (01:52:15):
I still played Tetris on the old game on.
Speaker 13 (01:52:17):
YouTube just recently. How to play Uno again. It's fine,
what's the the official rules.
Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
I get disproportionately excited when I pack a suitcase really
well because I love I love like when we went
on vacation, right and we have all this stuff or whatever,
and like, dude, I want you mentioned Tetris because my
wife said you were like a Tetris master. Yes, I
get that. Yeah, because I can get things in that
suitcase and I make it. It's like a challenge and
I get really geeked about it. I get that because
(01:52:44):
you know, it's so excited want to touch it. I go,
all right, just set out what you want to bring
get I'll put everything into the suitcases.
Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
She's like, admire, Well do you use what I just got?
Speaker 14 (01:52:53):
Because I'd never used these before and they rolled for Iceland.
I used packing Cure.
Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
I hate them.
Speaker 5 (01:52:58):
I have a thousand. I'll give you all the ones.
I have bought all different kinds and tried different ones.
They're like some of them are like vacuum.
Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
Back of the cue.
Speaker 14 (01:53:05):
You you just zip them and then it's all tidy
and tight and they just slide into yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
But getting some suitcases for the first time, like new suitcases.
You're right, that's also very exciting. Some always said six
one six adult purchase. I was unreasonably excited about Simple
Human trash can in the brand Simple Human. Oh yeah,
I was excited about a gift. I was excited about
dice and vacuum, which is a Mother's Day gift from
(01:53:30):
my dad. I wasn't mad at all millionaires. Yeah, you
get it. I was a gift from the dad. He's
trying to give it away. He's trying to say give
it the warm hand and wait, don't wait, don't make it,
don't make your family. Wait till you're dad with a
cold hand vacuum. Yeah, but gift that dice in vacuum
while you're still allowed to see their reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
That's a great gift like that.
Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
Yeah, my husband got me a new rice cooker for
my birthday. I'm so happy all that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:53:52):
My stand mixer was a gift from three girls that
all went in on it. My kitchen aid and my souev'd.
Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:54:00):
Something I got excited for is those little solar lights
that you put in your garden.
Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Oh yeah, put along like the walkway or something.
Speaker 5 (01:54:08):
Yeah, and then you wait until it's dark outside and
like it works.
Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
It's super cool. Flame but cool.
Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Eight seven seven four wood text us two to nine
eight seven We got more Woody Show next wood.
Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
He's in the nine piece chicken nuggets somewhere in the studio.
Can menace find it before they never mind he found it?
The Woody Show will be right back show.
Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
I think Greg what Carnival cruise line. They're making another move,
no new rules, but they're getting into the ice cream game.
They have teamed up with.
Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
That Van Lewin brand.
Speaker 5 (01:54:56):
I remember they had the Craft Mac and cheese and
different flavors like that, which was surprisingly not bad. Well,
they have a new ice cream and the flavor is sunscreen.
Speaker 9 (01:55:10):
Coconuts.
Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
When you smell that, yes, oh god, I do love
coconut ice cream. They serve it at the resort in
Mexico that we go to and it's it's fantastic. Now
the exact ingredients coconut cream, cocoa butter, vanilla extract, and
sea salt.
Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
That sounds good.
Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Yeah, they're they're saying surprisingly delicious. The people who have
tried the carnival. They're not going to be selling the
ice cream just yet, but they are gauging the reaction
online to see if they should release it for a
limited run or become a permanent feature. Absolutely, but yeah,
and it's one of those things on the surface because
every once in a while you'll say, oh, it's a
(01:55:49):
it's an ice cream pizza, and you go because people
are thinking marinera sauce like a like a red sauce,
tomato sauce, mazzarella cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
That's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
It's it's a you know, it's a cook crust that's
got pizza instead of cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Whatever it might be.
Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
Yeah, you're like people they have a hard time separating
what the traditional uh, you know, lasagna would be. But
really it's just a deconstructed bacon cheeseburger. You know, they
just called it something. So Greg, I thought you might
be very interested. Will get me to go on carnival? Yeah,
you've been on a carnival cruise you have. See I've
(01:56:27):
not been on a carnival cruise. I have, but if
I was, they had this, I would try. There's there's
one ship that will gone, is the Panorama, But that's
about it.
Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
Is that one of the newer ones.
Speaker 13 (01:56:38):
Yeah, and it looks pretty fun. But the you know,
I'm a big fan of Princess and uh and Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
Great.
Speaker 5 (01:56:47):
Yeah, those cruise lins don't have their problems. They they did,
Like Royal Cribbean was just in the news. There was
this guy so that the ship was ending its journey
in Puerto Rico, and the guy jumps off the ship
into the ocean, idiot, just before the ship had docked.
So people are freaking out wondering, you know, like if
this guy slipped and fell, or you know, somebody maybe
(01:57:08):
threw him over or whatever. So this guy on a
jet Ski picked him up, took him the shore, and
that's when the police got to questioning him. It turns
out he had not fallen in. He had jumped, but
he was trying to get away from a huge sixteen
seven hundred dollars gambling debt that he had.
Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
Created while on vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:57:30):
Okay, so customs got to him, found out he had
two phones, five different IDs, fourteen six hundred dollars in cash,
so about two grand short of his gambling debt. The
officials asked for his real name. He replied with if
you're good at your job, you would know that. And
on top of that, he explained that he didn't want
(01:57:50):
to report the money because he thought he was going
to be taxed on it. Well, yeah, correct, So he
was arrested for attempting to avoid monetary reporting records arms
blah blah, blah blah blah. He's looking at a two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine a five year prison sentence.
Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
Wow, if he's convicted, we just made it ten times worse.
Speaker 5 (01:58:11):
Yeah, and he's called dumbess.
Speaker 13 (01:58:14):
Speaking of cruises, Virgin cruises, those are good, Yeah, those
are super fun. You're going to be launching some new
locations pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
Now, MESA has gone on a Virgin cruise before, and
we've talked about the Virgin cruises. They sound, they sound greatly,
and so they they are advertising on a bunch of
other uh stations, not ours.
Speaker 13 (01:58:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, And I was the first ever, I know,
we've been talking about them for years ever gone one
and I paid, I paid myself to go, but not
not interested.
Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
Yeah, so not that, not that we're better.
Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
And this happens a lot like it's all the stuff
that we really love and people man not an advertiser,
but they should be, and then they end up becoming
an advertiser, but on all the stations around us, and
not even not even the other company, of the radio companies,
like in our building down the hall from us here
they signed on. The other one, the other direction down
the hall they signed on, doesn't make a lick of
not the one that's been sucking your d out from
(01:59:11):
the jump. So you're gonna sound better from time to time.
Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
That's why.
Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 9 (01:59:15):
Reasons right back to why we.
Speaker 5 (01:59:18):
Always say, you want to see what not a big
deal looks like, come hang out with this show in
this building for about five minutes. If that if if
that all right, We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies show for you.
Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
Next Hanging.
Speaker 5 (01:59:30):
The wood Show. Oh that's it for Wednesday Morning Rip,
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Greg's confessions to his dad, you know when Greg was
just spending some time with his parents, getting drunk on
two cases of one.
Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
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Apple event was on Tuesday and he was there, and
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At the Woody Show. Greg Gorey parting words of wisdom, Please.
Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Yeah, keep your friends close and a lot of snacks closer, dude,
my dad, and he's a skinny guy. My dad's real skinny.
Speaker 5 (02:01:31):
But he keeps in his nightstand drawer snack cakes, cookies.
Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
Stop it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (02:01:38):
Yeah, that's a dream to eat in the middle of
the night. He's in his late sixties. He'll go back
to bed. He has an early schedule like I do,
because he works with the horses and stuff. But like
so he goes back to bed around you know, eight
thirty or so nine o'clock. But he goes back there
and puts the TV on, starts eating stuff out of
the snack trip.
Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
But he's skinny. Yeah, you'd think he'd be well.
Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
Yeah, but he's got a physical job.
Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
Here's still a lot of physical labor, you know, for
his job throughout the day.
Speaker 9 (02:02:03):
But getting back in bed at eight thirty eight, your snacks.
Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
Just keeps it all nice and close. I love right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Two hours commercial free
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Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
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Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. It's Wednesday. It's September tenth, twenty
twenty five. Welcome to It is the Woody Show. I'm whatdy.
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up on the show for you today, some Greg confessional action.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, good conversational with my dad yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So, as Greg had mentioned, over the break, he and
his parents were hanging out and they were drinking wine
and stuff together, and so Greg decided like a little
little Jesus juice would bring.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Some Yeah, but I wanted to kind of dispel some
of the myths about him for you guys, but you
recently saw him, so those myths were dispelled. But for
the rest of the world, this narrative that you put
out there, like this.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Stuff like that, No mother, rush, Oh, it's more like
Gregory right, father, right, it's your father and the Glory's father.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then I wanted to know, how have I let
him down in life? Oh no, And I was kind
of surprised by his answers.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, Oh, okay, all right, so we'll get to so Greg,
Greg has conversation with his dad. Also, you have a
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Sometimes just somebody needing help. And this guy needs some
help figuring out the name of an eighties song. Greg, Okay,
(02:55):
I'll try. I think myself and uh and Gina and
Greg might be the best help on this one.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Hey, guys, First all, I love you all, even Sammy,
even though she loves Diddy, I forgive her.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I just have a question.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I did not listen to the eighties, but I have
a song that's from the eighties in my head that
I need to know and figure out through all the
eighties clear lists on.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
The Spotify and okay, this is the only thing I
can remember.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, but you can't google that because it like just
you don't You don't get anything. And so if you
can help me out, please get back to me.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, love you guys so much. You can google.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They can't.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, Google has a thing where you can like hum or.
I know the artist, see what comes.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Up with me?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay? The artist is Howard Jones, amazing, and I believe
the song is Things can only get.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Better that's incredible. If that's right. It says it's still working, okay, Greg, Yeah, is.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That the song?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I know the song I wouldn't have come up with
Howard Jones.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
In a million years.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yep, correct, Yeah, that this This is the song that
then he was looking of.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That was a great song.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
Amazing, Yeah, what else do.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Use it all? I don't know the song?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You don't you know the hook? You will wait?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Great lyrics.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's a good song.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Another eighties.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
My favorite Howard Jones song is No One Is to Blame?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh yeah, I remember this? You know this song? I do?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know this that's from a movie?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is it? Is it?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (05:05):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is too blame?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Du wants to here you go.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Mass No no.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
To bla Now get kicks in a little bit later
on that. You know the song Seas Yeah not billionaires
you see?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah? Yeah, every look called young Seas.
Speaker 12 (05:37):
I can see this be like Ferris Wheeler's like thinking
music like it's walking.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Around very much a soundtrack.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Will definitely listening on the way home today, Morgan, did
you know either one of those songs?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
God Now I'm too young?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Now you are yours from now?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Though?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So sources from the Wall Street Journal have revealed some
early detail Morgan concerning the UFC fight card that is
scheduled at the White House. Yeah, do you have any
way that you would be able to attend that? I
imagine that's a pretty impossible tick.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe, I mean, I'm gonna try. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
You know some people, I mean Morgan and I definitely
know some people. But Morgan has really gotten in with
the UFC where they're on a texting basis.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh yeah, try, you know, we'll see, but I apply.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It recently held them out with something. So yeah, if
you all are listening, it was supposed to be on
the fourth of July next year. Now they maybe they
had some logistical issues and so it's been moved to June.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So it's happening in June.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Now.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The weigh ins will happen to the Lincoln Memorial Crazy
sweet on the night of the event. The fights will
happen on the South lawn of the White House. Now, bro,
didn't they just do something with it, either the Rose
Garden or the South Lawn. Didn't they just like basically
make it into a big patio.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Area, Now they did?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
They just did something where they tore something. Yeah, there
was like a big, like a big outdoor entertaining area
where they got rid of it. I want to say,
like one of them see one of the ways or
something like paver stones and stuff something that. Yeah, that's
that's that's roughly correct.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
South Lawn. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
The fighters will be permitted to warm up inside the
White House, imagine. Yeah, and then there's gonna be a
fireworks and the light show. It's gonna be involved. There's
gonna be huge screens showing the fights outside. It's gonna
be insane.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It is going to be great. I mean, I mean,
and what are the chances John Jones comes back. That's
the top of the town, right.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, Morg and I were going to a power slap.
Yes we are soon.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Because I feel like it's blown out, Yeah, become like
a billion dollar business. I feel like we heard a
lot about it. When the first I would see things online,
it would pop up. But yeah, and then after like
about a month or so, I felt like it just
kind of fell off. I'm saying I haven't seen anything
about it. I'm saying, is it's still as popular as
it was more popular?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Super viral whenever they have those clips online.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Squeamish in general. Morgan like, I could watch power Slap,
but I can barely watch UFC like blood rolls and
phones stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
In the beginning, yes, but I've been desensitized to it
what the past years or so.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
It's really say that because a lot of people that
are involved in UFC they say that they can't power
I can't watch power Slop because it's so brutal.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, and you can't defend yourself yeah brutal.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
And if you flinched, it doesn't it get worse?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah yeah, get hit again? Oh yeah, it's really safe.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
So what's so what's worse?
Speaker 11 (08:35):
Like?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Uh, I mean you're doing the fighting thing, you're you're training.
You haven't had a fight, right, No, not yet an
actual fight yet. So what do you think you see best?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
That'd be amazing?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
What do you think would be worse? Do you think
like the actual fighting or the fact because the thing
about power Slap is that year I mean, you're getting belted,
but you're not allowed to, like you said, block or yeah,
So what's worse?
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What's scarier?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I think power Slap would be scarier because you can't flinch.
You can't you know, block your face and do all
those things that you train to promot yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
We did that in school number two for flinching, of course,
you know. I mean, dude, I would have these bruises
on my arm. My one friend man like he he
would hit you and it would bruise up to the
point where they would go purple and then yellow. That
was like, that was theas the phases of healing. Yeah, but.
Speaker 13 (09:27):
I'll say with that said though, Power Slap is one
of the most fun events to it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, it really.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
It's like a huge.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Party going on and then right in the middle this
dude just slapping the crap out and women too, like yeah, yeah,
they get down a lot of women right now.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Ton of downtime.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No, that's the best part about it, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's credit to UFC and Power Slap. They run things
on time, they start when they say they're going to start,
you know.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, Like I'm not I'm not watching UFC fight. I
don't really know anything about the fighters or anything. I've
watched a handful of fights, and I you know, I
like it when I we watch it, I enjoy I
have a good time but I got I gotta say
having a UFC fight at the White House is very
much idiocracy. Like the fact that we're gonna have a
(10:14):
UFC fights on the south lawn of the White House.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Every other country is laughing at it seems kind.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Of trashy, jealous. I mean, I mean, it's going to rule.
I mean, we have to that point.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
To that point, the White House has a bowling alley,
they have tennis course in basketball courts.
Speaker 13 (10:34):
Can't we have some fights the crap out of each other.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I'll leave it to everybody else to figure out
for themselves why it's different. It's idiot just I mean,
if we did, like.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
If we did w W countries at the White House,
they're boxing at.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Their meetings in other countries, Yes, full on brawls and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Fights.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Is it that I can't handle watching UFC?
Speaker 9 (10:58):
I think everyone I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Who was the dude that was it McGregor who snapped his.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh yeah the worst?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
And you haven't really hurt yourself that badly, right? I
mean yet no, because it's just training. It's not it's
not the.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I've been popped in the Here we go, guys. The
nose a few times. O. Man, that'll that'll get you
to put your hands up.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
And you'll see stars.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Right, Yeah, but I haven't like bled or so when
is your fight?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like? How much? How much more do we have to wait?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
We got to get I've been contacted by people and
they say they're organizing it. It's don't the gym.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Don't the gyms do fights like where you know, they
have like local tournaments like local fight night or whatever.
So if you just want to get in there and
do it, somebody do that.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, but it's not an official sanctioned thing yet. Yeah,
I'm waiting on other people.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
We gotta, yeah, call up.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
Do you know who's fighting now? Is a girl that
used to work on the show Vanessa. Yes, yeah, she's
really Yeah, she's like four foot tall. Dude sometimes helps
she's getting down. Really, she's like doing legit fights.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
We we had to fire her because she kept showing late.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh that was her.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah I've heard about that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah that was like years ago, like long.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Like how it worked out for Yeah, she's killing it.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah yeah yeah, well I hope she won't be late
for the fight.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
A right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
It is Wednesday, and uh yeah we got some entertainment
stuff and it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Have that for us.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
We've got the birthdays and the Porno birthday coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I forgot to grab my stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh no, I picked I picked it something else. No,
but today is a World top Up Day? What is
top up top off? I've heard like like put your
convertible top up top up day.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
Oh that's probably it, yeah, gen pat because like it's
not summer.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Otay's a National TV dinner day. Hell yeah, I remember
the old school TV dinners you know that were then
there's like there's like ten like there were the the
segmented tray.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
Okay, World top Up Days insane and stupid. It's it
involves charging your phone to the top and letting other
people charge what like your friends and family take that off?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Who put that on the list.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
As an idiot?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Well, well it's also World Suicide Prevention Day, which I
was going to skip, but it's also on here. Well
that's one of swap ideas. I mean, okay, whatever, yeah, yeah,
Today in eighteen ninety seven, Today History a London taxi
driver's names George Smith was George Smith super dead now
(13:41):
right right? He was the first person greg to be
arrested and fined for drunk driving really on this day today,
in eighteen ninety seventh. Then he probably must have been
like dead, was so hammered.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow, like surprise they cared.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I was thinking about it, like back in they people
all they did was get drunk, right, Like they didn't
have TV, they have movies, nothing. The TV men's canceled
a YouTube TV finally I did. Really they raised the price.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
It's like eighty two ninety nine, and I really just
used YouTube TV to to watch news. And then I go,
you know what, I don't know whatever, pay a hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
I do?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
You know what?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
I I downloaded. I downloaded Pluto TV and they have
a ton of news channels on their twenty four second
So I've been watching that.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
The car crash.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
They have so much stuff and it's entirely for free.
Not a sponsor should be for it. Just a little
backstory the Woodie Show. We could have had our own
channel on YouTube TV, but no one Pluto TV, and
no one thought that, uh was a good idea. And
now our friends at the Breakfast Club. They have their
own channel, you know, four years later on on TV.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
So check that out. God, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Can you like to me?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Can you sorry? Pluto TV?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Whoever?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
You just got Pluto TV? Is there a option that
you could pay like a nominal fee to get rid
of all the commercials? That's they do have a I
know they have a free free yeah. Is it Tubo
or Pluto or whatever the hell that you can get
rid of the commercials. I've been watching more YouTube videos
lately and I just finally signed up for that premium one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I have no idea because it offers sick of the commercials,
I go, I am very much, and so I just
hit yes, I have no idea. I think with the.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
Pluto TV, I don't think you can't.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Walmart Plus members have access to add free stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
But it's one hundred percent for free. So I like
watching it and there's not really that many commercials. There's
commercials for the iHeart Radio app on their YouTube.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Premium is fourteen dollars a month. Okay, I'm about fourteen
bucks a month. We'll see how much I use it.
They gave me some deal for the first month, and
I don't use whatever I was watching, it kept stopping
at all the most inopportune times.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I just got so pissed. That was a great time
to have the the ad pop up and go sick
of the commercials. Yep, yes, certainly. I mean it's what's
happening in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Well, this has been going on for about a week now,
but we didn't talk about it, so I thought I
would just bringing up the rock. Everyone's concerned he's so skinny.
Now I read something about that.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But he he was, he was training. He was playing
some fighter.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Right, yeah, for the Smashing Machine.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
The Smashing Machine. Oh I heard it was for Lizard Music. No,
it's what that's what Morgan's talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, there's some movie coming out called The Smashing Machine
about some old school UFC guy.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, but you don't even know.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
He had to lose a bunch of weight for that
he was talking about, because like people were like, oh,
is he sick or whatever.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
He totally looks greg think looks. People are concerned saying like, oh,
he looks like he has cancer.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
He looks deflated.
Speaker 12 (16:52):
Because in the actual videos for that movie The Smashing Machine.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
He looks enormous.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
That's what I've been trying to tell Woody because we've
been going back and forth about this.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
So I'm just telling you what the article I read.
I don't know anything about the movie. I don't know
other than people were asking him about because he does
look way slim.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
He looks way older, like a reverse a raging bull
where he had like to be at the end of
the movie.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
The guy is old and he lost a lot of weight.
Maybe I'm just telling you about the article that I
read about it, because that's what the Rock was explaining
himself as to why he's uh looks like that. He
looks the way he does. So he is thirty pounds
down nice, yeah, not as ripped.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Do we think he'll stay like that or does he
just get way back because.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
He's gonna came back and buff that's his whole thing.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
But what if you love being called sick.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
A thousand times?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's right, right you? Ell okay, thank you, all right?
Speaker 13 (17:45):
Moving on, actor writer director Josh Gadd everybody loves from Frozen. Well,
he has confirmed production has started on Spaceballs too. He's
been working on this for about three years. He he
was talking with mel Brooks and finally got it done
and they have been shooting and that movie will come
(18:05):
out twenty twenty seven. Are we excited for Spaceball to?
Spaceball's Too?
Speaker 15 (18:11):
And?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I didn't know this? But did John Candy? He had
a son?
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, I didn't know. I'm a daughter.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
Yeah, I didn't know he had a son. And apparently
the son will make a cameo in the movie.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Now, did you guys know there's this John Candy documentary
coming out?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Man, I almost I almost cried watching the trailer.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
I haven't seen the trail.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
He seems like and I always knew and heard about, like,
you know, what a nice guy he is and everything else,
but middled so hard.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I guess it's uh, is it?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Is it h Ry Ryan Reynolds production? It's Ryan Renolds,
but it's Tom Hank? Is it Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Somebody? So no, it's it's somebody Somebody's son.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Man who's the other producer of doln Hanks. It may yeah,
it might be. It might be Colin Hanks, Colin Hanks
and Ryan Reynolds. But it looks it looks great and
you're like, wow, what a what a nice what a
sweet man he wants?
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Yeah, it is comedy if you want, if you want
to cry, watch I think Catherine O'Hara gave a speech
at John Candy's funeral really yeah, yeah, devastating.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
It made you cry if you want to cry, Okay,
love her, loved him. I just remember when he died.
That was like one of the first celebrity deaths where
it kind of like you felt it because I was
in high school. I was a freshman or sophomore. But yeah,
I was just like, what is he like?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Dead?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Every movie I've ever grown up on, Yeah, dead, Yeah sucked.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
It's crazy, so bad, all right.
Speaker 13 (19:33):
Nicki Glazer says that this Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement
is going to ruin relationships because all these ladies are
going to compare uh, their relationship on how Travis treats Taylor.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Well, then you're a loser, you know, Like I mean,
I hear.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
It like the obsessed Taylor Swift fans. But exactly that's
gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Here's the thing, psychos, Her life in many ways is
very different than what your life's gonna be like to
any way shape or formed compare your life to her
life and her experience is just based on who she
is and what she's gotten all the.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
But then why do they say stuff like I feel
like I could do it.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Because she did it, like mentally ill, that's I mean,
we all start from the same place and our dad's nutsack, right,
I mean, it's what happens after that that completely changes something.
I have the same hours in the day you do.
They each put on their their pants one leg at
a time, just like just like a all right, Jay
(20:37):
Cutler you know him right? He played the NFL.
Speaker 13 (20:39):
NFL quarterback and he was married to Kristin Cavalieri. She's
a reality star and entrepreneur, and they were married for
seven years. They had three kids, and he is really
upset with her because she keeps on saying, allegedly publicly
that she didn't get any money out of the out
of the divorce, and he's says, how is that true?
(21:01):
He made one hundred and forty million dollars in his
NFL career. They were married again for seven years and
they have three kids. How did she not get a
dime out of him? And she says it's true, But
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Who to believe.
Speaker 13 (21:15):
But they keep on fighting over this alleged no one
got money thing publicly, and now she hasn't net worth
of thirty million dollars by the way.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
So she's like, it's not like she was broke or
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
They're really upset by this whole back and forthing. All right,
how about this Randy Travis's wife, She refused to pull
the plug on him despite the country singer.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (21:42):
Now he had a stroke in twenty thirteen, and she
said that all the doctors kept on trying to pressure her, like, hey,
he's not going to make it, just pull the plug.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But he does have a cool voice.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Yeah, he's still out there.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
I don't know if you've definitely.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, really did Randy come? I mean, I know I
know him by name, I know him by face, but
I get you know Abba, but not Randy Travis.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Couldn't name it Brandy TRAVISO. Yeah, raver and ever.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I love is deeper than the stronger than the river,
the country. That's when the music was the snowflakes that
fall in December.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
So what do you work as a country The first
radio station, the first real radio station I ever worked
that was a country station that came out, that came
out way before you know I was working in radio.
Yeah that was that was all that. But my dad
and my stepmom loved Randy Travis and they played it
all the time.
Speaker 13 (22:52):
Remember, my question is if your wife is in that
situation and she pulling the plug or not, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh yeah, and you would want her to oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But he's fine. Now, he's okay, fine, Now, yeah, he's outside,
he's alive. Yeah, yeah, he's yeah. Back in the street,
he's okay.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
In the streets. Howard Jones so far and Randy Travis
rout what a show?
Speaker 16 (23:15):
Yep, we're gonna shida, We're gonna sits and you know
we don't do what I kind of like when we're
all over the place, you know, all right.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Seventy birthdays today. Colin Firth from Britard Jones's Diary is
sixty five years old. Today. Comedian Matt Wright, who all
the ladies love he is thirty today. Randy Johnson Baseball
Hall of Fame pitcher known as the Big Unit, first of.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
All, Big Unit, Lucky uh.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
One video you'll see him all the time is when
he was pitching and the pitch on its way to
home plate hit a bird and the bird looked like, yeah,
that was cool.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Piece of the bird. Yeah, yeah, the bird didn't make it.
Spoiler I think sixty one years old today. For Randy Johnson,
Ryan Phillippi, who used to be mister Reese Witherspoon for
a while, he's fifty one years old. Rap legend Big
Daddy Kane is fifty six. Joe Perry, guitarist for Aerosmith,
is seventy four, political blowhard Bill O'Reilly is seventy five.
Director and Madonna's ex Guy Guy Ritchie is fifty six,
(24:16):
and singer and guitarist Jose Feliciano, best known for Felice Navidan.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
And for Fargo and for Fargo.
Speaker 14 (24:23):
Remember when she doesn't he take it? Doesn't see b
Chevy take the prostitute to his concert?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Oh yeah live Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
He's eighty years old.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
And your port of Birthdaytay is Carmen Caliente and today
it's a Puerto Rican birthday girl who served up her
Koquito in four hundred and thirty six fine films, including
a couple with her name right there in the titles,
such as Carmen and Orgasms and Bears. Oh my, she
was in Carmen Gets a Mouthful, also After School Orgy,
(24:57):
Barely Legal, Cheerleader, car Wash volume one.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
She was in Pitching a ten with two Sluts. Nice
for all you camping fans.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
You know you did that out of town recently, that's right.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, Pitching a Town with two slots in Iceland
a morning.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
She was in Hornita's volume three and who can forget
her unfaded role in Don't Forget the Balls?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, don't do it, education, please do.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
That's a Carmen Caliente who's thirty one years old today,
And that's your born a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Wednesday morning. Look, what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
Speaker 15 (25:37):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be the moment you're supposed to be there.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Well, it's a Wednesday morning beyond the Woody Show. Phones
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody sent us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven drivers says
they were speeding because us. Why driver in Canada pulled
over for going way over the speed limit and a
super sweet gray mini van.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
When the cops asked him why he was speeding, he
said his wife was about to have a baby. Wife
was about to have a baby, diarrhea, or he.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Had a leg cramp and he couldn't take his foot off.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yea, there's a carbon monoxide leak in my car. I
think even if he really did have diarrhea, the cops
aren't buying that excuse now because I think everybody's tried
to use that one. Yeah, there have been there have
been times, and there was one not all that long
ago where man, I had to I had to poop
so bad. Yeah, I was like, Okay, I can make
it home. And then I'm like, oh, I don't know
if I'm making home. I'm essentially standing in my car
(26:45):
like like my my feet are pressed against the floor
like behind the gas pedals, and then I'm kind of
I'm kind of setting straight, so I'm trying to clench
my ass y. Yeah, you're very I'm like, oh my god,
where you feel like you're you're just gonna spill. And
so yeah, I'm basically driving stiff as a board doesn't.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Clenching my cheeks. How much longer in the drive did
you have? Maybe five minutes?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
But I did think because like that last five minutes
is all through residential neighborhood, say like your ass, and
there are always cops hanging out, like my wife has
gotten a couple of tickets because it didn't come to
a complete stop at the stop sign, which nobody does
at this one particular stop sign. But they're always hanging
out in these certain areas. So I'm like, dude, this
is gonna be the day that they're there. So I'm like,
you know what, I'll tell them, like, you can follow
(27:31):
me back to my house. You can sit there and
watch me prove it, because I'm thinking they're never gonna
buy it. But I'm like, I legitimately feel like my
ass is gonna fall out.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well at that rate, you just got to poop there
to prove it to them.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, here, I'll bring out the evidence. Look, look it's fresh,
it's still warm. Please ticket, yeah, please, no ticket?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
No? Okay.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
So this guy, he was in a super sweet gray
minivan haul and asked when he was pulled over, asked
why he was speeding, he said he was speeding.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Because any other like cramp like cramp.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
We heard that one on to add party. Because he
was running out of gas. That's why that's not a
good reason because that would that would burn gas. Which
now here's the thing. He was running out of gas.
In fact, the gas ran out during the traffic stop.
The cops find him for speeding, but he earned a
bunch of other finds on top of that because when
(28:24):
the cops looked in the van, almost none of the
nine people and they were wearing seatbelts, including a three
year old nine that was going on in this anivan
was in there in a car seat, but no, was
not belted into the car seat. Was just kind of
sitting loose in the car seat with eight other people
that could have trapped it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh
my gosh. That's always the thing I've wondered because you know,
(28:45):
I've never knock on wood, but like I'm always paying attention.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Hey, how much gas do I have?
Speaker 15 (28:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Exactly, And there are people who love to push it.
They love to push that, like how much more can
I get out of it?
Speaker 11 (28:58):
Now?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So much work to the gas station if you're if
you're dirt poor and you're really trying to stretch it
as long as you can because you just don't have
any money or whatever. Like I can't even understand. I'll
understand that. But there are people who it's almost like
a game. It's like a game of chicken. Otherwise it
doesn't make any sense to me. You see people on
the side of the highway or whatever, and they're so able.
(29:19):
How do we get You're waiting for roadside to bring
them some gas. And it does seem to be more
women than dudes.
Speaker 14 (29:25):
Really, that doesn't sound right. Yes, I totally that are
waiting for someone to bring them gas.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
It's always a dude.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No, no, who ends up running out of gas and
on the side of the road. Is it more women
or guys? I'm willing to bet that women numbers on that.
I'm willing to bet a.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
Friend had chat gpt women or guys, and I guarantee it.
You could go down the list of like who if
you just pull people who has more like warning lights
in their dash, you know, like that's different.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
You're not paying attention. You're not paying attend. Do you
have any stat over there? It seems to be against
our uh huh, against our inclinations.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Men are statistically more likely than women to run out
of gas?
Speaker 14 (30:06):
Is that despite the common perception that women are more
likely to wait for the low fuel hold on fuel
light to come on.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Before refuel it.
Speaker 13 (30:13):
I have an angle on this. Yes, okay, Now, are
they getting these numbers because somebody had to go bring
them gas? Because if it was a lady, potentially their
partner or somebody within their family will go bring them
gas calling a service.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
I'm thinking they're the ones who just ran out of
gas because.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
Guys, I think, are more like risky risk takers, like
I can.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Do it, we can make it.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah, I'm not going to stop now, can stop for me?
Speaker 9 (30:40):
Exactly. I don't see women doing that.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I just don't believe that stat It is women. Yeah.
I swear, Yeah, dude, I swear. And you can ask
my why.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
This is the God's honest truth. Every time, every single
time I get in my wife's car to go drive it,
it's almost flights on.
Speaker 9 (30:56):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Where the message comes up? Would you like just to
help you find the closest station I go? How are
you driving around always out of gas? I swear I
just filled it up. I'm like, what a week we
got she is, she's driving around to all the kids
stuff and picking them up and dropping them off. Here
she's doing that whole like you know shuttle service thing.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Well that's the other thing. She's making these short stops.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
So but how did you make it?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
But how is it that it's just always when I
get in the car, that's when you're out again. Good question,
because she knows you'll do it like they people love
to push it, man, And that this says, this goes
to another survey that does help us a little bit.
It says that fifty eight percent of women would call
their spouse first for a roadside of see emergency. I'm
only thirty eight percent of men.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Would.
Speaker 13 (31:35):
You got to look on how this data was collected. Yeah,
it's just.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Just a survey. The methodology is important, right, but it
says it's a survey. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you want to call in, you can set us
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Speaker 5 (31:53):
Next, hang on thell be right back, stick that in
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Speaker 2 (32:01):
Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
And let's get underway with another hour, shall we shall?
Let's do it insensitivity training for a clitically correct world.
It's Wednesday morning, midweek. It's September tenth, twenty twenty five.
Pleased as punch.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
If you are here, I didn't it.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
That's Greg Gorey Menace is here, Sea Bass is here, Sammy,
Good morning. Morgan is taking your calls. Good morning to you, Morgan,
Vaughn and Bort Menji gangs all here. Phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
its text over to two to nine eight seven. Looking
(32:40):
forward to Greg's conversation that he have with his dad.
He recorded it because it was supposed to be where
Greg was making confessions. We had originally brainstormed it out
that way where I veered off course Greg. Greg was
going to be spending time with his parents while we
were on break, and we said, hey, you should do
something where you confess. To think, every kid did some
things as a kid that your parents to this day
(33:03):
probably don't even know about it. And so you know,
we were gonna have Greg confess those things to his
dad just to get his reaction. What it turned into,
I guess and I haven't heard the audio yet. We're
gonna all hear it together for the first time. Is
where Greg basically wanted to know from his dad how
he has disappointed him.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yes, Gregy, very Greg, along with a few others, So that's.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
No story.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Now you guys are both drinking wine at the time
or Yeah, a sober conversation idea.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was one of those things where I had a
hard time listening back to it, so I didn't until
late yesterday. And I sound drunk. My dad sounds normal.
I sound like I'm on mega.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Drugs, so he sound normals. Gina grad What about the
trending news headlines was happening this morning?
Speaker 14 (33:45):
Yeah, well, Apple announced the new iPhone seventeen yesterday at
their big yearly product launch, and there's gonna be four
new models. There's the iPhone seventeen, the iPhone seventeen Air,
which is the thinnest one they've ever made, the iPhone
seventeen Pro, and the iPhone seventeen Pro. They started about
seven ninety nine, but that's the base model that go
uped about twelve hundred for the Pro Max. All four
(34:06):
models have big hardware upgrades, longer battery life, bigger displays,
upgraded forty eight megapixel cameras and new processing chips.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Now wasn't what you thought, Menace, because you the last
few years have not been excited about the new iPhone.
There was a day that Menace would camp out all that. Yeah, yeah,
he would get the new phone every single time. And
but this one going into it from what he had
heard some of the rumors swirling around and said that
he was going to be interested me stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It became true and it was what they said it
was going to be.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
So the new video capabilities and how the camera works,
it's mostly on the camera stuff.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'm really excited about that. And so I'm
all in. I'm in on the Pro Max. Okay, Yeah,
it sucked.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
You know, You're in the office while we're playing it,
and I'm like, why do we got to sit through
all the other iPhones?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Forever?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
The big announcement then they do the big pomp and
circumstance thing is so boring. Oh yeah, it's a lot
of well, it's a lot of repeated information. Yeah, the
new air pods seem cool. Yes, excited about that, the
AirPod Pro three or whatever they are.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
What's the difference.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Well, they do a bunch of they'll they'll monitor a
bunch of things, meaning like I think they can do
heart rate, I think they do a bunch of other
stuff that through the air pods. But also what's really
cool is it's enhanced base, so you have like more
of a fuller sound, which I'm fine with the sound
on the current ones. But what it will do is
real time translations what I want. That's the thing. So
(35:28):
if you're a traveler and you're going somewhere you don't
really speak the language, real time, you know how they
do it, like in the United Nations where they have
it'll work the same way.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Also cool dreams what I always wanted.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
You can use it as hearing aids as well. Yeah,
but we're able to do with the last ones too
though right I didn't. I don't think they released. I
mean they announced it the last one, but I don't
know that. I think it can finally release and I
can hear what the nail salon ladies say.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
I wanted to sit there and what's going on?
Speaker 5 (35:58):
What are they really saying about you.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
In Armenian and Korean?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
That's what I need.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
Yeah, really excited about the live translation and the MAX
but again, sitting through all the other iPhones.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Like, yeah, Apple Watch stuff, you know they got all
that kind of crap. I don't really care about the
Apple Watch. Yeah, well it would have been. There was
a two terabyte version of the of the new iPhone seventeen.
But the thing is mesa point. It's like, he goes,
what wait, hold on, wait, you forgot to mention the
price on that one. I know they probably like two great. Yeah,
they only gave you the first pro max price, like
(36:28):
when it starts at it was like almost eleven hundred bucks. Yeah,
what's the two terabyte?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (36:32):
How much?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Like too much?
Speaker 14 (36:33):
That bitchcot Well, you can find out when you pre order.
You can start that on Friday and then it'll launch
it stores next Friday, the nineteenth.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
So yeah, the menus please let us know.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I've stopped pretending the last couple of years ago. I
don't know if I'm gonna get the new one. There's
nothing that really stood out to me. Always do, though,
I always end up getting it. So now I'm like,
you know what, I'm not even gonna hesitate. I'm just
gonna get it because i know I'm going.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
To anywhere and Sammy this big thing that they highlighted
was that they had a young arn based cases. I
saw that all knitted.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 13 (37:05):
Yeah, d oh, Sammy's gonna live that. And they have
like this purse version too, oh cute. It's hilarious there,
but not.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Person first versions.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Karen A good good merse.
Speaker 14 (37:20):
Well, remember wa I told you about that A Whole
that was accused of accused of fatally stabbing that Ukrainian
refugee girl on the train in Charlotte. Well, he's now
facing a federal charge on top of state level murder charges.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Get this.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
The official charge from the FEDS is causing death on
a mass transportation system.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
That's its own.
Speaker 14 (37:38):
Charge, which carries the possibility of life in prison or
the death penalty.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The U discus should have been off the street to
begin with, thank you, But what a very specific charge.
Speaker 14 (37:46):
I think they're just trying to throw the book at him,
which they should. The US Attorney General says she's going
for the maximum penalty, and just remind her that this
murderer was arrested fourteen times before this attack, so the
government wants to I'll make an example of him.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
What about the A whole witnesses, Yes, sitting there and
watched it happen and then just left.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
But kind of but like, yes, for sure, But if
you saw that in front of you, like, wouldn't you
kind of be in shock?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Like do you?
Speaker 9 (38:13):
How do you respond?
Speaker 5 (38:14):
I would hope I had something on me so I
could inflict pain on that person.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, very least make a phone call.
Speaker 14 (38:20):
Yeah, exactly, citizens arrest well. Eagles defensive lineman Jalen Carter
will be back for Week two against the Chiefs. After
getting tossed from the season opener spitting on deck Press
Scott during the game against the Cowboys, the NFL decided
to dock him his first game check to the tune
of about fifty seven thousand dollars, instead of giving him
an extra suspension since he was booted before even playing
(38:41):
a snap. Carter said that he spat on the ground
while talking to a teammate and Prescott just thought it
was aimed at him byway, Yeah, misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
He said.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
He apologized and it won't happen again.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Well.
Speaker 14 (38:53):
Back on Monday night, after the Phillies beat the Mets,
they had that postgame press conference where Phillies pitcher Aaron
Nola was his answering questions, and he wasn't erupted by teammates,
very loud, very noticeable fart.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yes, all right, we don't don't we don't. I guess
we don't know exactly who who cut it? No, but
we don't know the identity of the player. So it's
kind of like a guess whose guess exactly? Yeah, but
here's here's a little clip from when he was being interviewed.
And you can hear I mean, it's it. You can't
not hear it.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Everybody loves it.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Totally trying to hold it together.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Guess whose guests?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Everybody wants to play?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
What do you show?
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Original game?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's right, mark copyright?
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Well, yesterday in DC Military whistleblowers menace. I'm not sure
if you flew in for this.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Well, he watched the Apple event and then he flipped
over to this immediately on C spots.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yeah, testify that they've seen UFOs and that people from
US intelligence keep trying to cover it up.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
The hearing.
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Congressman Eric Burlison of Missouri showed shocking, never before seen
footage of a tic TAC shape UFO being sucked by
a hell fire missile from the US military drone and
watched that video yeah last year. Here are some of
the comments made it yesterday's hearing.
Speaker 18 (40:16):
I'm not to the conclusion that I believe that there
are aliens coming from another planet, but I'm open to that,
and I think that it's our responsibility, especially when we're
seeing that we have a government that is actively blocking
information from us.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
There is something out there and we should know as
to people what it is.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Are you scared for your safety?
Speaker 11 (40:34):
That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
say the wrong word, technically I can be charged with espionage.
Espionage is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I could tell just by his voice sounds that guy's
a dork. Yeah, Like he's one of those like crazy
conspiracy doors. I could be charged with that's.
Speaker 9 (40:50):
Hey, yeah, but SPA who like Martians.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
These guys, the ones that are like the government's after
me type guys, are kind of annoying when it comes
to UFO stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Just share the knowledge that you have.
Speaker 14 (41:00):
But the interesting thing to me is a UFO just
means unidentified object. Okay, fine, but when the UFO is
being hit by a military drone, Now I'm like, okay,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Supposed to be over.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Yeah, but no they're saying for it to still be
able to fly. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I thought complicated.
Speaker 11 (41:21):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
technically I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Technically I could be judged with espionage.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Is a death penalty. Whistleblowers have faced it.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
Okay, but also, don't we have space Force? Can't they
knock this thing out?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah, we're building a base in Nevada. Dude, I keep
seeing Jupiter, I keep seeing pops up, maybe because just
on vacation and mosquitoes and things like that. There's this
divid Have you seen the one that had the lasers. Yeah,
you sit it in a room and it's a laser
and shoots mosquitos. That in action, it feels like one
(41:55):
of those things that you see advertised, like on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
It's bs and never works. Sharper. The idea of it
seems really dope.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Is it like skymall kind of like it's just no, it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Seems like it wouldn't work.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Yeah, I'm sure there's videos of it on YouTube. See
if you can find one. Yeah, so that'd be so cool.
The thing is like, what if you're just kind of
walking across the room and there's a mosquito kind of
right in front of your your face and gets you
right in the eye.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
Yeah, that it detaches your retina.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
That's one of the things. I kind of believe that
it's not real or it's not as cool as it looks,
because there would have to be some kind of you know,
laser killer.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Did you see it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah, I mean looks pretty cool. It looks dope. Alright,
it looks more than cool. I'm willing to invest, yeah,
just to try it out. But it looks very much
like Star Wars kind of like we're the lasers. Shootum, yeah,
gotta have it cool. Well, Cracker Barrel really cares what
their fans think. All of a sudden, you guys, the
(42:54):
chain announced yesterday it's suspending all the remodels.
Speaker 9 (42:56):
That we're supposed to be those like modern like sort
of scandal.
Speaker 14 (43:00):
Yeah, after we able to complain and made fun of
the new direction it's going, and Crackerbail posted on social
media saying, you've shared your voices in recent weeks, not
just on our logo but also on our restaurants. We're
continuing to listen, we're suspending the remodel. So the current
CEO who ordered all these changes, she's I mean for
now keeping her job. But when you consider the amount
of money they probably backed out for this, I don't
(43:21):
think she's gonna be around there.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
So there was something going around, this article going around
about how right. So this chick who's now the CEO
overseeing this thing, she had some kind of high level position,
and even though she didn't directly make she mad. She
was involved in the decision at her last job at
Taco Bell to discontinue the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Enemy number one destroyed that this ruining Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
You tried to deny us the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
Why use your power for evil?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Again, to be fair, when she was at Taco Belt,
she didn't make the final decision, but she was a
mucky much and she was directly involved in that whole thing.
Speaker 9 (44:05):
She was just following orders.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, whatever, Apparently you have a knack for doing things
the public hate. I don't know if he's you've seen this.
Speaker 13 (44:15):
Yeah, and with Cracker Barrel, but I'm kind of kind
of noticing, like influencers now are posting about cracker barrel
and how much they love it and they're taking their
families people.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
People do like cracker.
Speaker 13 (44:26):
Yeah, I love it too, But I'm just like, oh,
that's kind of weird that this messaging is going out
with these influencer people and like celebrities and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah, somebody's getting paid. Yeah for sure. Hey, dumbass Tyler,
come in here real quick. Oh, that guy is probably
an expert on crack.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm gonna test something out.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Okay, Well, we are going.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
To wrap up with some Woody show, food news, food news.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Nice.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
The Girl Scouts are adding a new cookie to their
lineup and it's called Explorer Moors.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Just let it fully slam. That's cool.
Speaker 14 (45:02):
So this is supposed to be another name for the
adventurous spirit of the Girl Scouts. The cookies inspired by
Rocky Road ice cream. It's filled with chocolate, marshmallow and
toasted almond flavored cream. The cookiet will be available during
next year's cookie seasons. Make sure you know when those
little girls are shaking you down up front of the
grocery store, you get some of.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Those that sounds good, explorable, Sure, get in my mouth.
I'll eat those, yeah, somebody, somebody. The text said, the
the espionage dufis sounds like dumb ass tiles. Really okay,
all right, yeah, so hold on, we're gonna have you repeat. Well,
you're gonna repeat what he says.
Speaker 11 (45:37):
All right, that's a complicated question.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh that throat.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Said I had so I had a coke slurpy at
three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 11 (45:58):
That's a complicated question.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
That's a complicated question. Yeah, it's even worse that I
can hear it.
Speaker 11 (46:04):
I want so being here today. If I say the
wrong word, technically I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
I can be charged with espionage.
Speaker 9 (46:18):
Amazing call.
Speaker 11 (46:19):
Espionage is a death penalty.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Espionag is the death penalty. Boy, here we go.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm sweating, all right.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
So we sent Greg off with a mission, and he's
going to be spending time with his parents. And as kids,
we've all done things that to this day as adults,
our parents probably don't know about. Absolutely may be snuck
off somewhere.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
They don't know my pyromania face all.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
So that was kind of the idea here is to
do a confessional where you know, Greg would tell his
mom and dad about something that he does kid that
he doesn't think that they know about, and just to
get the reaction. Now, I mean, you know he's in
his fifties. Yeah, a little bit on the old time, right,
so I mean the statute of limitations has expired. He
would think you would think, all right, but it kind
(47:13):
of turned into something else because it's Greig.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
And it was awkward. My mom was sitting there and
just listening, and in retrospect, I sound like I'm on trank.
I don't know what's wrong with me. And we guys
are drinking, right, we were, but nine not crazy amounts,
and I just sound like a tranked out fool.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
That's how you usually sound when you're drinking. I guess
you just don't know it because you were nervous.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
So he didn't confess anything, but what he had ended
up doing, apparently was having a conversation with his dad
and asking his dad about the ways that he was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
In him, which which did lead to a pleasant surprise
for me. Yeah, but I wanted to start by setting
the record straight about his voice, because you say, like.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
That's that your mom Yeah, Gregory head out to the
multi car garage and retrieved the classic Mustang we gave
you as your first car. The keys on, please have
the help, Please have the help pool the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, we'll start with his voice. And this is me
On Trank by the way.
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Said Greg tranked out, and and Greg's dad.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
All right, it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with
my dad, and you had.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
To introduce yourself like we're not going just in case
it errs anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Other than this show.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I love Greg denies. I never say high on.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (48:53):
I never do that.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
You like how you guys that I say this was narrative.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Yeah, just in case we end up sending this to
other radio stations and media outlets, correctly.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I want to pick it up, you know. All right,
it's Greg Gory and I'm here sitting with my dad,
and I wanted to start by saying, Dad, do you
know that everybody thinks you say hello, I am mister Gory,
and they think you have this thick James Bond villain accent.
Can you clear the air for us? That is totally incorrect.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
I do not speak such life.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Perhaps I have a new.
Speaker 8 (49:36):
York City accent, and I am very embarrassed about that.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice also, But okay.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
Yeah, because Greg's dad is from New York, so he's
got like a New York accent.
Speaker 9 (49:49):
No, I need him to be like Dracula.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
I mean I do talk like this.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, forget about. He's got a little bit of those.
He has a New York accent. He does hear it.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
I don't hear it. It's very it's very faint that
you hear it. You can kind of hear it towards
towards the end accent even like accent, like just just
that right there.
Speaker 8 (50:08):
Perhaps I have a New York City accent out there,
and I am very embarrassed about that.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well, I can talk in a normal voice.
Speaker 5 (50:17):
I could talk talk. It's in there, yeah, normal, heard it, Yeah,
kind of heard it.
Speaker 9 (50:22):
Normal.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then I wanted to know from him if he remembered,
because I think my memory might be better than his,
which is shocking.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
That's scary.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
There's this one time I really embarrassed him in front
of one of their female friends. Are there any examples
of when you were the most disappointed in me? This
is Greg Gory by the way.
Speaker 15 (50:39):
Yeah, I was very surprised to hear a lot of
the pranks that Gregory did when he was a youngster
with his best friend. But I didn't know about that
until much much later after the fact. What did we
do lying across the street of Idlebury Road, pretending that
they were bodies to stop cars?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Could have gotten killed so easily when we saw a
car coming, We would run out into the middle of
the street, lie down backwards and just to see if
they would stop.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh my goodness if they didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
And if they didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here nice.
So stupid, so stupid. And then I just veered down
memory lane asked him about if he remembers calling me
when I was at work. I think that's this clip.
Do you remember one time I was doing an overnight
and you and mom were hanging out with a friend
and I was doing the overnight two to six am
and you guys called me, and I believe you had
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been drinking. And do you remember the name of the
band that you requested? No, I don't remember right now,
except I had the wrong name. Well you put it,
What do you mean, probably drinking? We were drinking. Okay, good,
good point. You didn't request pearl jam, you requested the
pro Yes, we'd like to request the pearl jam.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
What do you mean if we were probably trying? Yeah, well,
now you know where it comes from.
Speaker 9 (52:11):
Yeah, it comes right, honestly.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Those genetics man there, Yeah, those are crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, you can't unlock it. Huh. And speaking of driving
the story, I've told you guys many times. He didn't remember.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
Wow, is this the one where they're drinking now?
Speaker 17 (52:25):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Do you remember a time I was thirteen years old
another drinking situation where you and mom had some friends
visiting from out of state and we all went to
a party and you gave me the keys and said
you have to drive home. Do you remember that night?
Not at all? What should you learn to drive? My god?
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Is that your mom? What should you learn to drive?
Speaker 9 (52:52):
Not what she sounds like, Come on, this is Rig's mom.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
I think your dad was probably checking the statutes limitations
maybe yeah, right, And he's like, I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
What you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Remember that one out?
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, and you gave me the keys and said you
have to drive home? Do you remember that night, not
at all learn to drive thirteen exactly. She's like, boy,
we were.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
We were slow sixties drinking.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I was so loaded up on Spanish fly.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Your dad gave me.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
It was probably like one of those jug wines.
Speaker 9 (53:36):
Or course table lines.
Speaker 5 (53:38):
So Greg is spending time with his parents and they're,
you know, having some wine and having a little conversation
here mostly with with Greg's dad and your little little
parents by Greg's mom there, yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Little parents. And then I don't remember doing this. I
basically commandeered my dad's car and changed it completely. This
is clip four. Any other examples of when I was
an utter just appointment in Shane. I do recall once.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
He wasted no time. By the way, if you noticed,
like yeah, you asked it disappointed me. Actually yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do recall once.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
It's a funny incident.
Speaker 15 (54:15):
I had gone overseas on a work assignment, and I
had lent you, my dotson to eighty z okay, and
I get a phone call from you. You know, I'm
about eight thousand miles away, and you said, hey, Dad,
if you were to paint your car, what color would
you pick? I said black?
Speaker 7 (54:34):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
And you said, oh, that's what I just did. Okay,
So I asked you for permission after the fact. After
the fact, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
What kind of paint did you use? How I never
heard this story. Twenty plus years of working together, I
had completely forgotten this. So he was on this work
trip that lasted for several months living. I think it
was Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Okay, you're dead by and.
Speaker 12 (55:00):
Yeah, he's in Saudi Arabia for months of the time,
god knows where in Eastern.
Speaker 9 (55:04):
Europe so much changed accents.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Yeah, So he he had this gold dots and z
that I thought, Oh, it's lame, it's gold. I want
it to be black because I'm driving it for a while.
So I took it to this paint company. I don't
know if it exists anymore. It was called Earl Shot,
of course, and it was like any car for ninety
nine dollars. So I took it in and I got
this crappy ninety nine dollars paint shot, and I was like, yeah,
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this is badass. And then I called my dad overseas
and said what he just said.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
Maybe I should have asked him first what color he'd
want it.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
If you always going to get it painted, what would
you like it to be? Black? Probably seven sixteen seventeen
killed you. Yeah, I used my pizza parlor money to
paint my dad's car. I forgot paint the pea wagon. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Greg's conversation going down memory Lane and is newly painted
dots and z with his dad.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
And then I brought up you guys. Okay, not many
months ago you were in the same room, hung out
with spoke to Woody Menace, Sammy, Woody's wife, Jen, Tim Martinez,
Kevin Logrett. Tell me your first impressions. Tell me your
thoughts about the group.
Speaker 15 (56:17):
Actually, I was pleasantly surprised what a nice group of
people they are. They came at a moment which was
a difficult time for me. I could see that the
support that they gave to Greg. I really appreciated that.
Now I realized what a good congenial working group you have,
(56:40):
And they really did show a lot of compassion at
my difficult time.
Speaker 11 (56:46):
And I appreciate their.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
Coming totally out of character for them. Right, I'm so to.
Speaker 5 (56:53):
Say, yes, Wow, did somebody say something nice? Greg Jesus
first and only time you met them.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, A character, oh dare, And then it turned into uh,
the infamous no sit couch. Yeah, you witnessed that because
I wouldn't allow my parents to sit on the couch.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Now do your parents have things like that? Where did
I wonder where that came from? The same thing, because people,
you know, usually kind of pick up on their parents'
lifestyle choices as far as you know, you know, different
things like because maybe your parents had those soaps or
those towels and you couldn't use fancy.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah, that was just for nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, I think Greg picked up from MTV cribs, always.
Speaker 9 (57:37):
No sit room, no couches in plastic at.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Your normal Mario and I replaced the infamous couch that
nobody was allowed to sit on. You witnessed us not
allow you to sit on the couch. We went out
and bought a new couch. So what did we do
to celebrate getting a new couch? We let you sit
on the old couch. How insanely ridiculous do you think
(58:05):
Mario and I are for that entire era of our
no couch life? Be honest, I think this was.
Speaker 15 (58:11):
The most idiotic episode that I've ever witnessed, for real,
for real and when you looked at the couch, I thought,
what the heck is going through your minds?
Speaker 2 (58:22):
What was it like experiencing the no sit couch?
Speaker 15 (58:25):
I was so glad that I was able to mess
it up a little bit as a party gesture before
you saran wrapped it and got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
So you think we're insane? Yes, yes, no doubt about it.
So embarrassing. And then I asked him, well, I brought
up the fact that you guys say I hate cops,
and he kind of confirmed it. Oh, all right, Another
thing that everybody says about me is that quote, Greg
(58:54):
hates cops. Do you have anything to add to that
or do you have any proof of that? As a
matter of fact, I have proof. And it also was
one of my embarrassing moments.
Speaker 15 (59:06):
We were driving and I was pulled over by the
police and I didn't know why, And it turns out
that you were in a back seat flipping off the
policeman and you had just learned what flipping I'm not
even sure if you knew what flipping off was at
that time, but you knew it wasn't a good sign.
And so anyway, I had to do some sort of
(59:28):
an explanation and apologize for you. And fortunately we got off,
or I got off with just a warning from the policeman.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
But it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 15 (59:43):
But I guess that was sort of a prophecy as
so your attitude towards the police.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Oh maybe yeah, okay, so maybe they are onto something
when they say I ate cops that.
Speaker 5 (59:52):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
I got to pop some more. Anyway, we'll be here
doing heroin if you need me, God idiot. Okay, let's
end then the misery for me with this final clip
where I made one minute confession.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
All right, little confession, Greg talking to his parents.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Well, thanks for talking with us. I guess on that note,
I should let you know that back in the days
when I was married and house sitting for you, everybody
wanted me to let you know that I had sex
in your bed. Jesus, where else would you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
I don't know, maybe my bed?
Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Where else would you do it?
Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
And you came in hot on that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, we didn't say anything. You wanted me a teller,
that was your.
Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
Paul, and chill about it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Where else would you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Five B Speaking of couches, couch that whole thing.
Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Huh yeah, exactly all right. I was told to tell
you that was spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
It's and dad, they made me tell you that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Well, Greg, I really enjoyed the conversation. I always enjoy
your parents. Your parents are super sweet people. They love
you guys, and they definitely nailed their impression of us.
We're very cool, greed, very very compassionate, and very ill
read to get quick break. We got some more winning
show coming up for you next time.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
What do you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What show?
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Well, this is some great news and it's about time.
The US House of Representatives they have passed a Mental
Health and Aviation Act. It is a new bill aimed
at reducing stigma and improving access to mental health care
for pilots and for air traffic controllers. And this is
why this is such a big deal. I never knew
(01:01:46):
too much about this until I started doing the whole
flight lesson stuff. In order to fly an airplane, either
for recreational purposes or professionally, or to be a flight
instructor any kind of professional aspect, you have to get
a medical certificate from the FAA. You go to a
medical examiner. It's a pretty basic physical thing.
Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
But there are so many things that they can quote
defer you for or put you into a process for
which when that happens, either you don't get your certificate
and you have to go through a process to get
it issued, or you are grounded until and not making
money if you're a pilot. So let's just say you
know something, you go. This is why pilots don't go
to doctors. By the way, once they have their medical
(01:02:25):
certificate and oh yeah, they will ignore. They won't even
go to get checked out because if it gets checked
out and diagnosed, you're grounded and you're not working until
you then file whatever it is with the FAA and
the Medical Certification Division and they can give you like
a special issuance based on your doctor and your treatment.
They may say, well, yes, okay, you are seeing a doctor,
(01:02:48):
it is being treated, which is what they want, but
we're gonna have to see how the treatment goes for
the next six months and to make sure you're stable
six months from now, next six months not working, but
can if they put you on medical leave. I don't
know exactly what this is why, but apparently not, because
this is this is why pilots don't.
Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
They don't. They don't go to doctors.
Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Now that's just with other physical stuff and other ailments, right,
the mental health thing has been a big, big In fact,
if you watched Nathan for You, not Nathan for You,
they rehearsal. This was one of the things that was
that was brought up and about how you know, pilot,
they just keep their mouth shut, they don't say anything.
And these guys are, you know, dealing with a lot
of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
It could be.
Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
There was one guy he sued the FAA because his
I think his wife died and then his parents like
somebody died, his dad died. Within like a matter of
two months. This guy, uh took a break from work,
he took a self you know, grounded themselves leave right,
and then he once he was ready to go to
where he went to a therapist just kind of work
(01:03:51):
through this very temporary situation and then you know, was
ready to go back to work and like, nope, you're
seeing a therapist mental health condition.
Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
This the most insane thing.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And he couldn't go back to work.
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
And it was like three years of fighting and they're
like nope, nope, nope, and he finally sued them and
so I think now they're gonna you know, issue as
a therapist. Yeah, there was there was one. There was
one pilot who he and his wife were in marriage
counseling and they said, oh, you're seeing a therapist. What
(01:04:23):
He's like, No, I haven't. It's not a mental health thing.
My wife might be mental, but I'm working on my
relationship with my wife. This is not And they're like,
it's therapy.
Speaker 14 (01:04:33):
But this doesn't make any sense because you're doubling down
on going pejoratively going crazy in the air by not
getting hird correct.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Now, the FA Medical Division is all about in the
name of safety, and so it's all subjective, not objective,
and so they just don't see. So this has been
a big thing. This is uh Again, Nathan Fielder was
really kind of pushing for a lot of this kind
of stuff when when he was, you know, doing that
whole season with rehearsal and and this has been a
big thing in the aviation world. And this is this
(01:05:02):
is actually good for the public because the legislation orders
the FA to revise their regulations and to support voluntary
mental health disclosures without jeopardizing medical certifications. It also distributes
funding for additional aviation medical examiners and implements, recommendations from
a prior rule making committee and advocates. They're hoping that
the bill will encourage aviation professionals, pilots, and air traffic
(01:05:25):
controllers to seek the help they need without the fear
of losing their ability to work.
Speaker 13 (01:05:29):
Yeah but yeah, okay, like that all sounds good on paper,
But let's say, Okay, you're gonna take leave for six months.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Who's paying for that? Well, I mean that would be
then covered under a disability or something like that. But
the thing is, we will you know these guys, you
know they they just didn't. If you don't have that
medical certificate, you cannot fly. I understand when you can't fly,
Right's gonna fund these people's lives?
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Well, I mean that's that's me that I'll know.
Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
If you work for Delta sound, I'm not sure how
they work that, but even if Delta is taking care
of whatever, you should still be able to fly. If
you're going to marriage counseling or you're going to whatever
it is you don't trust you're going to, you're going
to your doctor because you know what, something kind of
feels off and want and I want to make sure
that I'm healthy flying a plane of three hundred passengers around.
(01:06:21):
Like you know, it's so good. I'm really glad. That's
been a thing that's been in the works apparently for
a very long time. And uh, like I said, the
US House of Representative they have passed that Mental Health
and Aviation Act. They've done their part. So that's cool,
that's cool, that's cool. That's the government, man, bureaucracy and
just never ending bs crazy.
Speaker 11 (01:06:40):
Who am I wo shop?
Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
And uh, it's another new hour of course, insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
What you expect here on the Woody Show. That's Greg Gorey,
Good morning, gotten menace.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Gina grad is here.
Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Oh yeah, uh, there's Sammy Morgan's here. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. One of
our favorites ever is Ietta the mood seta legend, right, legend,
she's that. We We end the show every day with
a clip of Netta the mood seta saying I quit
(01:07:20):
this bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
That's when she she quit on the air at the
radio station.
Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Was I forget WBLX or something like that in Mobile, Alabama,
and she she quit in just dramatic fashion.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Why I have I have somebody else that I want to.
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Interest you to this guy, he walks into it's a
home if you don't know a home decor, it's called
at home.
Speaker 11 (01:07:45):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah, they're they're based out of Dallas.
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
And this guy was working as a security guard at
this store, and he was having some kind of thing
with the the the women in the back office. They
were arguing about something and he hit that like final
straw level and just quit in the dramatic way. He
he uh. He got into one of the supervisors, quit
(01:08:09):
on the spot, went out into the store, got on
the intercom, and then made an announcement. There, rep, I
have the audio starts.
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I'm wondering where you're at.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I had to come find you without your without your supervisor.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Here, So why I love the supervisor.
Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
I quit.
Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
You if both of y'all, I quit this whole ass job.
Speaker 10 (01:08:37):
Attention at Home shoppers, This whole ass job, Thomas was
Karen Sokolowski.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Y'all have to take whatever y'all want, because at this point,
ain't no security in this breach. No you and this job.
Hitch about that, go eat that?
Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Yeah, yeah, that was heroic.
Speaker 17 (01:09:06):
Job.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I quit this whole lass job.
Speaker 19 (01:09:08):
I love him.
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
I believe as job. I quit this whole ass job.
Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is quitting time.
Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
It is quitting time that rules.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
I never quit in dramatic fashion like that I did
at a grocery store. The only the one that I
quit in the most dramatic fashion was I went on
the lunch break and never came back. That's good. I
was looking at a Sam Goodie. Yeah, just still waiting
for me to come back back in.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
I did that at that pirate store that I worked at.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
I said, I got to go to the bathroom, but
I never get Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
One of my favorites was the guy. It was at
a hotel. He walked in through the service entrance and
he brought a whole marching band with him.
Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I think it was like a college kid. Yeah, I
think you might have been you know one of the guys.
He like, yes, its his buddies from the band. Anyway,
so they walk in, They're like, hey, guys, what do
you Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
What whoa?
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Because all these people walk in they have all his
instruments and stuff, and the guy, uh, his supervisor was there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Hey, guys, what what the hell?
Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
He's like, I quit, guys holding.
Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Out right now, Jared, I'm here to tell you that
I'm quitting.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I'm quitting. Joey Quiz.
Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Joey Quiz is so good. Yeah, yeah, what if he's
the dick though, like what like what I mean, still
still great. He's the whole ass employee. Yeah, I quit.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
I quit this whole ass job. Maybe that Karen Sakowski.
Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Yeah, the X I believed from.
Speaker 19 (01:10:57):
The big station ninety three b l X.
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
It was number one for.
Speaker 17 (01:11:00):
Hip hop and RB and now I was Ray, Ray
and Maranda the.
Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Home team in the morning.
Speaker 20 (01:11:06):
Do it to It?
Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
What better song to do it to it? It's out
not the movie said, and I told you I had
a very important announcement, and here it is.
Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I refuse.
Speaker 17 (01:11:17):
I refuse to walk around and watch people on my
job looking over my shoulder, people lying to me, people
talking about me.
Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 17 (01:11:28):
It is sad.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
I can't take it.
Speaker 17 (01:11:31):
I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
I don't have to take it.
Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
I'm not a demy. I know how to find another job.
But I refuse to walk around people.
Speaker 17 (01:11:40):
You can say what you want to say about me,
and if you see me on the street, I'll let
you know whatever you want to know.
Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
But I refuse.
Speaker 17 (01:11:48):
For the last six years I made six dollars an hour.
Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
That ain't nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
I just got to raise after.
Speaker 17 (01:11:56):
Six years, I know I'm qualified. And after saying I
don't care if I ever get another job in radio period,
it does not matter to me.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
But I never will not be set in the mood
at the Alex no more.
Speaker 17 (01:12:12):
I refuse to walk around with here's another clip that
us speak to you, Hey, I Netta, how you doing?
But then as soon as you walk by dad, bitch,
I would not do it to myself anymore. So if
you confuse about what I'm saying, listen very carefully, I
quit this, bitch.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
I'm the big station.
Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
Be Alex this.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Way outside, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
So we're looking for you to call in eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, because we're gonna try a brand
new game this morning, win MENACE's door dash order and
so again this is the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
We're doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
So we're trying to field out and see what's gonna
work best because we just know we have a big,
long history of orders. We have no shortage of too.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
No menace menace.
Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Will door dash anything anywhere in a box with a
fox care.
Speaker 13 (01:13:13):
Could be across the street. I got stuff door dash
to a restaurant because they're out of coke. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah,
so he's it's there's always a story. Yeah, good reason
his laziness and there's no bounds.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
So sea bassant seas, how do you want to work this? Well,
I got a big stack of his door dash orders.
You can call in, choose a number, and I'll get you.
Speaker 12 (01:13:35):
I'll pick up that door dash order for you, like
one through ten, for instance, and then I'll give you,
depending on the value of that door dash order, a
price range. So I will describe the order, you say
how much you think the order is, and if you're
within a certain dollar amount, you win that door dash order.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Right, okay, all right, so we ready to play?
Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Eight seven four? What he lets me grab a contestant here.
Everybody say hi to Titanya. Hey, good morning, Hi hey
ya Tanya. I hold on one second, all right, Tanya, hold.
Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Anya, what have you done?
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
What the hell happened.
Speaker 9 (01:14:13):
All You're doing great, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Apparently we are too hitting things that they're not supposed
to be hit. All right, So the.
Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
First door dash order, Tanya, we have our classic. This
is the O. G. Menace order.
Speaker 12 (01:14:25):
This is one Starbucks coffee latte. Tell Menace you know
this order, tell us a little bit behind the order.
Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
What happened here?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:14:35):
So this order is probably when I probably just woke
up from a nap and then I gotta record some
commercials at home, and you know what, I need a
little pick me up, bring the excitement to the commercial.
And a Starbucks is nine hundred feet away from my house.
I'm already, you know, I'm setting up my little home studio.
Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
And he's still got at commercials. He's in the zone. Yeah,
all the way to the Starbucks.
Speaker 12 (01:15:02):
So yeah, all right, So Tanya, one Starbucks Cafe latte.
This is, by the way, non fat milk with steamed hot,
signature espresso.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
What size?
Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
This is a Grand Day which is like biggest I think, Yeah,
there's another one sixteen?
Speaker 12 (01:15:18):
Yeah, okay, So how much total cost, all fees and
tips and all that garbage for Menace to have one
Starbucks latte walked across the street to him.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Within five dollars.
Speaker 11 (01:15:29):
I'll say, it's like it's about ten dollars just to
get one coffee.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
I know that because I tried it.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
It's about ten dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:15:38):
So you think it is that?
Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Is that your bid? Ten dollars?
Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Does that have to be like a dollar sign and cent?
Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
You could if you wanted to within five.
Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Bucks, let's do twelve fifty twelve.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Fifty all right.
Speaker 12 (01:15:54):
The actual Menace door dash price was eleven dollars and
five cents. So you well, wow, imagine Greg, I love
everyone would.
Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Never ever a coffee too. All right, so you you've
won MENACE's door dash order. You got a Starbucks drink
headed your way.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Follow up question, don't you have an espresso? Oh?
Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
Yeah I do?
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Okay as the star all right, Tody, you hang on
one second, we will get uh, we'll get all of
your information. Hang on one second. Let's go to uh
how about Ryan? Hey, good morning, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
Good morning, showing what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Great, we're trying a new game out this morning. This
is when MENACE's door dash order and what's the next one?
Sea Mass it's a target order for Menace. You can
tell us more about this menace? Why did you order
a bag of shredded Mexican cheese, a Lego F one
race card toy set they go together, some apple, chicken
(01:16:54):
smoked sausage, and a twenty outs bottle of Heinz Ketchup. Wait,
this is all this in one order, This is one target.
Tell us about this, right, So, shredded Mexican cheese, F
one Lego set, Chicken sausage, chicken sausage ketchup.
Speaker 13 (01:17:09):
Well, that's because I was definitely high when I did that,
and I wanted to build a Lego set. Also, I
wanted to make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese.
Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
That sounds good, and you already.
Speaker 14 (01:17:22):
Had the eggs and you did the responsible thing by
not driving high.
Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Yeah, and the ketchup, of course, because I love ketchup.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
With my scrabbled e absolutely. I know a lot of
people love that.
Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Only children do that.
Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Yeah, yeah, my badest delicious on the side or scribble
older the top.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
On the side.
Speaker 12 (01:17:41):
Okay, all right, so for all of that, ryan with it,
I'll give you an eight dollars because obviously this is
going to be a bigger number.
Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
How much should all of that cost.
Speaker 12 (01:17:50):
Menace around his door again? All fees, all the tip,
all that garbage included. Yeah, how much had Mena spend
on all of that on that door dash order from target?
Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Can I ask medicine one question?
Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
Yes? How many pieces were that lego set?
Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Good question?
Speaker 20 (01:18:05):
It was the.
Speaker 13 (01:18:07):
Four Yeah, it was this smaller set. It wasn't It
was the smallest set you can pretty much get for
the F one series. It was the Alpine team.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
That's correct.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Alpine, Yeah, Alpine, Alpine, Alpine.
Speaker 9 (01:18:24):
A trend, that's an ocopus, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
So I would say, I'm gonna go one hundred and
twenty six bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
One hundred and twenty six bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Twenty six bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
We're looking for range within eight dollars of that.
Speaker 12 (01:18:37):
Well, Menace is cheese, legos, sausage and ketchup only cost
him sixty two tens sixty two ten?
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Is that with the tip and delivering it totally?
Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Yeah, Mark and everybody, geez, I thought it'd be way
more than that. Those Lego sets are about thirty bucks.
All right, Hey, Ryan, thanks for the call, man, appreciate
your listening the Woody Show. Let's say hi to uh Anna. Hey,
good morning, Anna, Hey Anna, Anna, Yes, yeah, we can
got you now, we got you all right, So Anna,
you're gonna try to win MENACE's door dash order.
Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
What's the what's the next one near?
Speaker 12 (01:19:08):
This is a seven eleven order that Menace got for
let's see here one one pint.
Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Of Ben and Jerry's half baked ice cream. Well, we
all know what's going on there?
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Does it say like what time it was ordered?
Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I wish I didn't don't have three am, five h
seven pm.
Speaker 13 (01:19:30):
I definitely probably finished a meal and then I wanted
some you know a little after party.
Speaker 12 (01:19:37):
Yeah, but the ice cream is so far away, for sure,
for sure. So yeah, one pint of Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
One pint of Ben and Jerry or door Dash.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Within let's say five dollars something within within five dollars? Anna,
what's what's your bid?
Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I would say ten dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Menace for his one pint of ice creating paid sixteen
dollars in four cents?
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
What with?
Speaker 11 (01:20:08):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
How much was it?
Speaker 11 (01:20:10):
Just?
Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Okay? So the original price eight twenty nine, eight twenty
nine for that he was in a say eight bucks.
He was a two dollar delivery fee, four dollars bus
service feedgret oh service thirteen bucks estimated just tacks of
two cents he tipped. Oh guess how much he tipped
on that?
Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
I guess it was two bucks?
Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Dollars fifty? What that was your tip? No, I think
a dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
It was more, but I think it was Dasher tip.
Speaker 13 (01:20:37):
But no, no, no, I think it was more because
I did the I paid more for the rush the
rush order, that's a.
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Different service, that'd be a different line. That might be
the four dollars thing, but the versus Dasher tip, that's
what you that's what you tipped.
Speaker 13 (01:20:51):
I'm assuming the reason I paid No, no, no, I
this is maybe I don't know how it works, but
I'm paying all anymore to get it faster, paying them more.
Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
But I know that that doesn't go to the to
the to go to the common misconception slash chee. Can
you tell me that Dasher doesn't get a little extra
money of the the one the direct to you say,
I don't think you, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
I'm sure that's why it says Dasher tip, and it
says whatever, that's what the Dasher gets. I understand. But
when you pay for the faster service, you're telling me
they don't get any money now, then we'll get a
billion tax in a three second Yeah, I'll find that.
My guess and I don't know if I don't know
how it worked, my guess is no. My guess is
that that's not the way that works. Just door dash
more than Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
All right, well, and I'm sorry about that, but you
did not win Manages door Dash. Not win sixteen dollars
of Ben and.
Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Jerry's Pliants of ice cream. Good God, I wanted to
want more. Oh boy, I'll pick a line one through ten,
Greg Gory, let's go seven, line number seven.
Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
That would be Maddie Hey, Good morning, Maddie, Maddie, good morning,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
So you're trying to win Menaces door Dash order and
what is the next order? Venus is true Love Taco
bell he got he got two cheesecasadillas, one Taco Brito
Cravings pack which is crunchy taco beefever there bullied Brito,
and a bunch of other stuff Mexican pizza, three three
(01:22:18):
cheese chicken flat bread melts and one meal for four
which is a case of chips and Nacho's cheese sauce,
crunch Trip Supreme and a soft taco. Wait, so how
many items he got? One, two, three, four, five, five
entries but two so like yeah, about about ten?
Speaker 9 (01:22:36):
How many people?
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Do you remember? What time was?
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
This has been?
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
This has been?
Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
This is a Tuesday at ten oh four a m.
Then that means for the show, what I don't remember
us ever having taco bell in here in the last
Tuesday seven years we've had breakfast for I think that's
the last time we got taco.
Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Bells when they rolled breakfast years ago.
Speaker 13 (01:23:02):
Oh and then that must have been when I was
in a cabin and when I was with with like
uh dat and like bretton stuff a large group of.
Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
People, yeah, a large group of large people. All right,
So for all that stuff, what's the what's the rain show?
Ten dollars on this dollar? So all that stuff many
within ten dollars. Man, if you win this one, that's one,
that's one's all of a.
Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Door dash or yeah no, I love Socco bell So
I'm like so happy this was mine. I hope I
get it.
Speaker 19 (01:23:32):
Just to clarify, so he had two meals and three
separate small items, right right.
Speaker 12 (01:23:37):
But two of those cases yous and three of those
chicken flat bread melts plus two meals.
Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Because the one was even called the meal for four. Whatever, Right,
that's one one meal, one thing, one item on there
was meal for four, and then he had another one
which had multiple things in it, right, the cravings pack,
the cravings pack, so again all inclusive with all those
his loser ass tip and everything else.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
How much?
Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
Oh gosh, okay, I'm going to go sixty.
Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Three sixty three dollars within ten bucks, sixty three dollars.
It might be a little high, it might be a
little really, one hundred and what you'll spend this one?
He did tip nine dollars and fifty cents. I think
he just goes with the auto tip. It is what
I think. Yeah, whatever is on there? Well yeah, all right,
(01:24:26):
well Maddie, sorry didn't win MENACE's door dash order. But
thank you for calling, thank you for playing, thank you
for listening. Eye my god, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Well, at least they got a decent tip out of
that one. Well, I mean because they had to wear
their weight belt to deliver it. Dolly, Yeah, I do
use the auto tip thing, all right. Well, that's that's
a when Menaces door dash order. We did have, we
did have one winner.
Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
We did have one winner.
Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
I really his Taco belt thing because the date of
it was a date that we were on the air.
Oh so not at account, that's I'm saying. It has
to be for the show.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
No, we have not had Taco bell in here, dude.
I would remember it was a month or two ago,
and we wouldn't order.
Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
A month or two ago, A couple months ago, a
couple even a couple of months ago. No way, it
would have been years ago, fifty because I know I
spent a lot of money I had, but I was
really drunk. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
SoCal Sports with.
Speaker 11 (01:25:26):
Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Yeah, Yo, what's good? Jeff g Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
What do you show? Let's start off with the Dodgers.
Speaker 21 (01:25:32):
They won three in a row, so great to see
Tasker Hernandez breakout of that slump with a couple of
home runs. Mookie Betts Freddie Freeman also had her home runs.
She and was strong seven innings, pitched, nine ks, and
more importantly, last night, the Padres lost, so the Dodgers
(01:25:53):
lead is now back up to two games. In the
n O West tonight at the stadium, it's a tiny
pitching Bibblehead. Nights are gonna be long, so get there early.
Onto the Angels. They beat up on the Twins twelve
to two.
Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
The center Putty Well Stills Pett, he's still going. He's
at the catch, Don Chris Taylor, Cranks Homer.
Speaker 21 (01:26:15):
Good to see ct cooking a little bit down there
in Orange County. Angels and Twins today at one oh seven.
Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
NFL.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Remember when the egos.
Speaker 21 (01:26:22):
Jalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott opening out of the
NFL season.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
You know, he got kicked out of that game.
Speaker 21 (01:26:27):
NFL says no further suspensions coming his way, but he
is going to forfeit one game. Check Woody Show, which
is fifty seven thousand dollars, which is like five dollars
to him. Moving on to the WNBA Sparks beat the
Mercury hand beat twenty five points.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Got some sports television news.
Speaker 21 (01:26:43):
Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon signed a new three year
deal to keep PTI running on ESPN, which is great news.
Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
And finally, starting on Monday, anyone who shows.
Speaker 21 (01:26:52):
Up at a Chipotle restaurant after five PM wearing a
college football jersey gets themselves a free entre when they
purchased another us so a little Bogo deal for the
college football fans at Chipotle again that starts on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
I'm JEFFG.
Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
And it's so Cal sports, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Jeff the HOMIEJEFFG.
Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Another homie who I want to acknowledge, Man Rome, formerly
of Sublime with Rome, and he's been doing his thing.
He's out there and he's playing shows, doing all his
solo artist stuff. Right now seas we're having a good time.
He's got this song out that I know a lot
of people are digging with Dirty Heads. It's called Slow
and Easy, and I wanted to play it for it
because we love Rome. We want to support him. He's
(01:27:32):
always been a really cool guy to us. We've known
him for a many many years. And it's just a
good song. It's cool vibe, that's awesome. Slow and Easy
is the name of the song Rome with Dirty Heads
New Music Discovery, ninety eighty seven. Tough Times with the Soft,
top down Baby listener, make this hot. He is great.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
H o habl.
Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Garbage day, not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget we
have some trash. It's not every once in a while
that they leave it out for an extra day.
Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
It's the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
So our buddies bent and Skin they were talking about
this on their show. This doctor over in England who
was into some freaky stuff on the side, a fetish
link to amputation.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
That guy, that's what did it for him.
Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Yeah, he was a paining customer of a website that
sold videos of amputations and body modification, including penises being removed.
The doctor decided that, you know what, I'm gonna dab
a little bit more. And he was getting off so
much on these videos that is an act of self mutilation.
(01:28:51):
He packed his own legs in ice and in dry ice,
and he just did that for three days and he
ended up needing to have his legs amputated. He was
on TMZ. Yeah, So that the story gets crazier because
the doc then filed insurance claims saying that he lost
(01:29:12):
his legs as a result of sepsis and he was
awarded about six hundred and some thousand dollars for his injuries,
which that is insurance fraud. Yeah, because he caused his
own problem then, well no, he just packed him in
the ice so that they would end up needing to
be resultless The doc eventually got caught because he had
been talking to the owner of that fetish website and
(01:29:34):
he admitted that all of it was self inflicted. So
he was arrested charge he was sentenced to two and
a half years in jail. Good god, legless.
Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
Years in jail.
Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Like spontaneous frostbity, just don't you know, we don't brag
about it. What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Where did this come from?
Speaker 17 (01:29:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Like, how do you how do you figure out that?
How do you realize you like that?
Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I mean, I guess you're a doctor, and so maybe
you saw an amputation. Next thing, you know, you look down,
he got a boner and that's and that's how you
figured it out. And then but then you find this
web and then there's people who pay for that site
to reputation and body mind, I guess there's more than
one person in the world like that, correct, Okay, I
mean I've.
Speaker 20 (01:30:14):
Heard of people who put like meat hooks through their
back and but this is just like straight up like
I lost my arm up. That's kind of scary because
we talk about freak of the week and you don't
know who these people are. Could be like your teacher.
It could be be the nice person that was back.
We don't know what Samy does when she lives here.
Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Yeah, just like knitting and cups.
Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
They'll never suspect.
Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
For the weekend, just hung out with.
Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
The family.
Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Family, So I mean, but like you don't know what's
going on. Man, people go home and they're into this
crazy weird stuff horrific. Yeah, people are messed up.
Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Like swingers and stuff. The nerdiest couple I ever knew
was found out there were swingers.
Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Why is it always that way?
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
They were so goodie goodie.
Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Yeah, they're never cool. They're never hot. Well because hot
people like hot people.
Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
This doctor's not hot either, as you might imagine, even
before the leg lost. Hot people like it's good enough, like,
oh this is great, this is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
I look like somebody who'd be a swinger, right, yes, no,
like other otherwise I kind of unassuming, you know, just
there's there's nothing, there's nothing of note about me as
far as like, okay, dress crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
It's just you know, very boring, fat.
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
You know, they're awkward looking and so like those are
the people who end up going to nude beaches or
that's but swingers and swingers, well, they do dress crazy though.
Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
They do more the pineapple stuff for.
Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
Like Marti Gross style stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Yeah. God, but those dumb.
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
Masks and stuff. They get lacky bikinis where it's holding
up the gut more than anything. The skin pants in
a crack like that.
Speaker 14 (01:32:00):
I told you that one orgy I went to. The
guys walk around with like like a business like button
downs and no pants and socks.
Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
So you might want to for new listeners because you
only told the story once, oh, very very long ago
at this point. Yeah, when when she said that she
went to an orgy, this was almost like an investigative
report kind of thing. Yeah, and she was good, No,
she was working on this podcast.
Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
Yeah, a certain adult network you could say, what Playboy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Yeah, so she was.
Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
She was doing some kind of podcasts for them, and
they were talking about this thing, and she's like, I'll
go check it out.
Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
You had to bring girls or you couldn't get in.
Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
I was like, you, you try to make it sound
like you went there and didn't really do anything. I
have a really hard time believing that you didn't get
involved at all.
Speaker 14 (01:32:49):
Well, I told you I got a little involved, but
but not in that way like the people were so heinous.
It wasn't hot that we brought two people that are
professed orgy starters, and they wouldn't touch any of these people.
So the one thing I did is I did have
like my chest and like right boob painted, and then
(01:33:09):
I had to like and it looked kind of cool
because I had to like I had like a not
topless strapless dress, so I kind of just pulled down.
Speaker 9 (01:33:18):
He did it, and then a boob was out and
this was pree reduction exactly.
Speaker 14 (01:33:29):
And then the guy who painted me called me a
vanilla because I'm not in you know, it's not this
was my first time. And then I went to shake
his hand and he whipped it out and it was
I could have cut glass, and so I shook it
like I was like, oh, that's funny, to be funny,
and that was, you know, because.
Speaker 9 (01:33:48):
So that was as far as I got.
Speaker 14 (01:33:49):
But when there was like this attic space upstairs, it
was all mattresses, and I didn't I don't know like
the hand signals and stuff. So I'm sitting just watching
like everything go down, and this couple keeps waving at
me and I waving back, and they wave at me
and they so I was supposed to like go over there,
but I just kept like sitting and like waving at
people and watching. And because girls could go anywhere, but
(01:34:10):
guys had to be accompanied by girls. So I had
free run of the place.
Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
But I did not. I did not have sex with
any of these people. I didn't have mouth parties.
Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
They were anybody mouth party you.
Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
No, they were like rough.
Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
I thought I thought, maybe just get split hairs here,
like I mean, I.
Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Technically gave a hand party. But they were like rough
forties and fifties rough.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
And there was like a buffet in the front.
Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
Oh no, I told you guys, I worked at one
of these places. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 12 (01:34:37):
I worked a shift as a busboy. There you go
one of these places with the buffet up front. There
was a buffet, yeah, with the hot tubs in the back,
with the they had like the seventeen beds in a
row in the private room and like the swing and
the conomns on the floor that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Are used and all that. Yeah, I'm the smell.
Speaker 9 (01:34:53):
Yeah it's not. It's not like plastic like loop.
Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
And what we're saying is don't do it people, you're gross. Yeah, Greg,
you know, like we lived in San Francisco. There was
like a daily place like this, the Power Exchange.
Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Right, Yeah, there used to be a place in San
Francisco called the Power Exchange. It was just a sex club.
Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
It's just level.
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
People didn't go there and just.
Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Every day. It was San Francisco. They didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
It's a hotel with the windows that you could just
sit and watch people doing it. Nice stuff like that,
like pay to basically walk around this hotel and watch.
Apparently it is.
Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
I thought that it had gotten closed down, that it
closed down. I never heard about it. Nine pm nightly, Okay,
which is on your next trip to San Francisco month,
what's the yelp review? Put it in there Power Exchange
and go check it out for yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Do it all right? More when he shows next, hang on,
be right back the wood ship.
Speaker 11 (01:35:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
So did you get older?
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
We talked about this before. There are certain things that
you just care less about.
Speaker 9 (01:35:55):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
I was just talking to her before. Tim Martinez, and
he had this picture of he and his wife. It
was for their prom and I'm like wow, I said,
look at you guys. He had a full head of hair. Anyway,
He's like, uh, dude, those are the days, dude. Back
in those days, man, she you dude, this girl used
to fight. He's just being funny. I go, yeah, I go,
(01:36:20):
it's funny because my wife and I were just talking
about it. It's like, now, ladies, you lose some of
your power over the years because the longer that you're married,
and also I think just the older that you get,
it's not that big a deal anymore as it was
when you were. I mean, it's great, and you know,
it's cool like hooking up and everything else, but you
just don't wield that same amount of power. Like if
my wife goes no, I just you know, I go,
(01:36:40):
all right, cool, okay, almost to the level of canceled plans. Greg,
Oh my god. It sounds a good idea, like we're
gonna go out with friends, we're gonna have dinner and whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
You like.
Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
It's gonna be fun, it's gonna be exciting. But then
when it doesn't happen, you're like, oh, that's cool, all right,
I guess we're just stay at home. So Tim's like, yeah, dude,
oh you mean I get him to hang out and
watch the game and drink a little tequila instead okay,
And it's not that you don't care, it's just that
it's not a big deal. Like there's a way you
agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
No, I see the point, because you know, when you're
so hungry and you go hours and hours and hours
without eating, your hunger kind of fades, you know, or
when you're so tired you can't sleep intermit correct the
same with hornings, it just kind of goes away.
Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah, Like, not that guys aren't interested, you are, but
like ladies, I'm telling you you you will lose you
will lose some of your magic over the years. Okay,
and it just it just it's not that we're not
keep it going. Don't say it's not that we're not
interested in you, or that we don't love you or
any of those kinds of things. It's just, you know,
it's fun, you know. Yeah, you know what, let's let's
(01:37:42):
regroup tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Yeah, okay, okay, I see that your bachelor party would
because you just had your anniversary how many years seventeen?
So as little as seventeen years ago, we were totally
into going.
Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
To loud clubs and I wasn't crowded play, but that's
where we went well because we had a hook up there,
we had model service whatever. I've never been a club guy,
but I was never even into like because I always
had a job. I was always like full time senior
high school, working in radio full time. I kind of
missed that whole era of life, which I'm looking to
(01:38:15):
retire earlier and then have that again as an adult
who's still physically able to do.
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Things, because the thought of doing that now does not
excite me, right, I.
Speaker 13 (01:38:25):
Mean, men, it's used to be more of like a
go to the club because he was working at these stations,
and yeah, we went to the club six days a week,
no joke. Yeah, yeah, every day.
Speaker 11 (01:38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
As you get older, there's things that you begin to
care less about. Maybe you've matured more, or you just
don't have you know, the same kind of time, well energy,
other people's opinions or societal expectations. I think just became
a little less important, you know, competing with others. You go,
all right, cool, dude, I've had it. Enjoy you know what, dude,
(01:38:55):
this is very much more important to you than it
is me.
Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Have fun.
Speaker 14 (01:38:59):
Yeah, and there's a there's another phrase that I just
heard that Killy and Murphy said you know, we're like, oh,
fomo fomo. He's like, I got romo relief of missing out.
Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
I mean when it comes to that.
Speaker 13 (01:39:12):
We're very fortunate because of what we do. We get
to do a lot of cool stuff. So I have
zero fomo, But I don't like get excited that I
don't have anything to do.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
I love it.
Speaker 13 (01:39:24):
But another thing I want to say though about not caring.
When you get to the point of not caring, it's
so freeing of because you're not in your head about
anything about oh what does this person thinking about me?
Or you know, if this happens or you know.
Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Something bad.
Speaker 13 (01:39:40):
You know, you're like you realize you're gonna be okay. Yeah, right,
and gets important when you give that point of not caring,
Oh my god, you're you're going to enjoy life even.
Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
More because people talk about okay boomer or old people
just like dude, I strive for getting to that level. Like,
you know, the guy who's in his eighties doesn't care
about anything because he's like, dude, I could die right
now and I'd be totally fine. I had a great life, right,
you know, Like to get to that level and not caring, they.
Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
Get pulled over that good because I have a couple
of things to say.
Speaker 7 (01:40:10):
To you, like.
Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Like, chasing perfection is something that I've been working on
personally because you know, if it wasn't just right, it
would just bother the crap out of me.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
And I think I've been better.
Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
I'm certainly far from perfect, but I've been better about
just kind of letting certain things be good. Now I
hold grudges, that is still very much important to me,
important to you, Oh yeah, oh yeah, like that is
very much important.
Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
There's so there's certain things that other people would say
that you know, become less important over time, but but
you do get excited, like Greg, when you got your
your your leaf blower.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Look, howbody god that was for Greg? It was a
daily thing to look forward to.
Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
I forget, I forget what I just got. Recently, do
you guys remember there was something I was like over
see now I already forgot. Yeah, I forget what it was. Anyway,
there was there was something that was so adulting. So uh,
you know, like people go, really you excited? No, no, no, no, no,
it is pressure washer. It's something along those but you
get you just get excited about these dumb.
Speaker 9 (01:41:11):
Things kitchen gadgets.
Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
You got excited about blackout curtains Okay, yeah, my life right,
yeah exactly, something something like that.
Speaker 22 (01:41:21):
And I got something you guys, that I am so
excited about, and I think you're all going to be
very happy for me.
Speaker 19 (01:41:27):
I just got a new washer and dryer.
Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
That's excited.
Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
I was very excited because I got those the new
washer and dryer, Remember Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
I was.
Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Research yeah, like because it's like, oh, this has like
an AI feature. I don't know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 22 (01:41:45):
With an app.
Speaker 19 (01:41:46):
This is my first front loading washer and dryer.
Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
Excited LG LG LG.
Speaker 22 (01:41:52):
There's an app. I can start it when I'm not there.
It automatically updates like the I had a.
Speaker 19 (01:41:58):
Really old one.
Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
We know how important laundry is to say she does
she does it daily?
Speaker 22 (01:42:03):
Yes, and this has cut the time in half, if
not more, because my dryer was taking so long and
it couldn't sense when to like add time, so it
would go back and oh it's still damp and I
need to start it again.
Speaker 19 (01:42:15):
And this one will just if it needs a little
more time. It just has it that.
Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Of what my washer and driver will get it will sense.
It will sense first of all, sense the load says,
so it doesn't it says sensing load.
Speaker 9 (01:42:29):
I think I have l G two's sensing dampness.
Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
We might have the same washing and drawing.
Speaker 19 (01:42:34):
It was the best day when it was getting delivered
and put in.
Speaker 13 (01:42:37):
I had the ge version of that with the app.
And I remember, Greg, when I told you that it
has an app, you were kind of making fun of it.
Why does your your washing dry?
Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Still?
Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Don't?
Speaker 13 (01:42:48):
The only thing that kind of frustrates me too though,
with the automatic, like it knows it's dry, so it
stops right because you want you put it, you put
a time, but if it's sorry dry, it'll like stop
it right, don't you like it? Some times when the
clothes are extra hot when they come out of the dryer,
I do that.
Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
I'll tell you why, Like if I if I'll let
me go over the time. If I get to the
dryer and they're done, like they are dry, but they've
been in there till they've now cooled, Yeah, I will
run them for another couple of minutes, three to five minutes.
I'll tell you why, three to five minutes to warm
them up. Because when I take them out. I can
lay them flat. It gets all the wrinkles out. And
so because I'm Greg, I'm better about the chasing perfection thing.
(01:43:27):
I am not hanging something up if it's got wrinkles
in it. And I'm also not trying to iron stuff either.
I don't do, guys, the wrinkles. I just do it
for the hand feel like I like touching that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
I don't like it when it's hot, but I agree
it takes the wrinkles out.
Speaker 9 (01:43:40):
Wait a second, are we talking like T shirts? You
hang up t shirts?
Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:43:44):
All them hangers?
Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Yeah, yeah, the only the only everything.
Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
I will fold sweatshirts. Sweatshirts fold, put on the jeans,
dresser pants. Yeah, what's it for jeans and sweatshirts, underwear, socks,
you know things like that. You guys hang tea Yes, yes, absolutely,
a lot of.
Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
People do that.
Speaker 14 (01:44:03):
I've never I've never had that be a part of
my They go, you fold them up, you put them
in your little dresser drawer.
Speaker 9 (01:44:09):
Then then they're always they are always wrinkled.
Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
Here's all because in fact, I just send a picture
for somebody's doing some work in the housing. That's a
little picture like you see my sweatshirts are folded and
there's and there's now greg they used to be and
I used to do this the same way you do color. Yeah,
color organized to got a little lazy, but it's usually
by color, and it used to be done by shade.
So they would start black and then kind of work
(01:44:33):
its way to the lighter blues to the you.
Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
Know, would go like black and kind of going gray.
Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
I am a gay man who likes vagina. That's a
very home Like everything else, you would think this guy's gay.
Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
Maybe in the new house, I'm gonna go a little
more gay.
Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
I don't even I don't even my sweatshirts though, like everything,
like every single closet.
Speaker 9 (01:44:54):
Do you have a dresser?
Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
No, I don't congratulations on the on the big.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Per I'm very excited.
Speaker 22 (01:45:01):
And even when I put something in the washer, let's
say it's delicates the dryer nose and it's already set
when I put my clothes into what I needed.
Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Linked all right, So cool question. Now everybody's at a
different stage in life. But like when it comes to
something that a younger version of yourself would not have
been interested or you know, as excited about, what is
the most exciting adult thing that you did or that
you got, because some people they get excited about going
and doing something like, oh I just went and I
(01:45:32):
did for the first time ever. Whatever it is. Oh
I joined as a right, Yeah, exactly right. I finally
got the executive membership. It's really cool because they give
you like percentage of your cash back. Yeah yeah, So
what's uh? What is something you know you're most excited?
You're yeah, the most exciting adult thing that you did
or that you got. If you want to hit us up,
(01:45:53):
you can do that on the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We've got some more Woodies show
coming up for your next hang on back. That's gonna be.
Speaker 15 (01:46:06):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
So it comes to you now as an adult Samuel
staring how she got a new washer and dryer and
here's here's the other thing. I didn't even think about this,
but you mentioned because there were more questions, you know,
while the commercials, songs and everything were playing.
Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
She didn't have to pay for.
Speaker 9 (01:46:21):
It's a renter.
Speaker 22 (01:46:24):
Have the best landlords ever who just went like, oh,
your dryer's taking too long, here's a new one.
Speaker 19 (01:46:30):
And they got me a kick gas one too great.
Speaker 9 (01:46:32):
They always get a worse thing.
Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
So that's great.
Speaker 19 (01:46:34):
My landlords are the best.
Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
Oh yeah, just like the base model I got doesn't
even have a digital clock. But now, Gina, I mean
as someone who's a brand new, first time homeowner, like
it's exciting, but then you start getting the reality of it,
which is, like you have to I don't know how
much you have to get with this new house because
it already has appliances and things like that. But yeah,
(01:46:56):
there are always things to buy, like when you first
move in the blinds for windows if you don't have them, Yeah,
need a whole new mortgage for that. It's insane. Yeah,
wait till you buy any piece of outdoor furniture.
Speaker 9 (01:47:08):
I've been looking and that's a joke.
Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
Oh there's something. There's something as an adult, I'm like,
I can ever imagine as a young person saying, Hey, someday,
you're gonna be really excited about this. When we got
a new front door, oh yeah, I was like, ooh,
I would love it. Yeah, like I would just kind
of walk by and look at it. Oh get oh,
I know, looks nice.
Speaker 14 (01:47:28):
And I told you for I know, maybe my first
year married with Andy, what I asked for for my
birthday was a paper shredder and I got it and
I was so happy.
Speaker 9 (01:47:37):
My own paper.
Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
Pretty exciting, Yeah, pretty pretty cool, very romantic.
Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Stuff that people wouldn't think would make a good gift
is the stuff I like, I would love to get,
Like a bucket of cleaning supplies.
Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
We do that for.
Speaker 14 (01:47:50):
Girlfriends for their birthday. Yeah, get a swift glass bottles.
Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
But do you mean like as a gift. Oh, I
think it would be a great We're just going out
and getting new cleaning some ply.
Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
I mean like, if anybody wants to get me something
for Christmas, like a parent or something, I would say,
get me, magic erasers, get me.
Speaker 14 (01:48:08):
We did that for a girlfriend who loves me. We
got like the nice glass bottles that she put her
windecks in.
Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
And yeah, yeah, the stereotypes of that. A vacuum would
be a terrible gift.
Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
I went through, Uh, because my wife's always giving me
crap because I had a ton of different T shirts
hung up, as you mentioned, surprised about that, but it's
not an animal. But she's like, how many shirts? I
can't even get the new stuff on them, like hanging
stuff back up?
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
She didn't have the upper body strength to push all
my big fat guy shirts over on the on the
hanging rod, you know. So I was like, all right,
So I went through, and I was so happy and
had this sense of satisfaction going through. It was a
big pile of stuff that I went and dropped off
of those things in the grocery store parking lots. That
donation beans. I was so excited about. That's a very
adult thing.
Speaker 9 (01:48:55):
So how many T shirts would you say you have?
Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
I mean they're all T shirts.
Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
I have very few T shirts that have any kind
of like logo und they're just plain color.
Speaker 9 (01:49:05):
Yeah, right, So how many can fit in their closet?
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Oh there's a bunch, yeah, like all a bunch. But
the problem with me, and I'm sure menaces to a
certain degree, we are people that go through different sizes. Yeah,
Like so right now I'm wearing a smaller size than
I did six months ago. But yes, because I'm gonna
get fat again. Yeah, it's it's gonna have You know why,
I know that because it's happened every.
Speaker 13 (01:49:27):
Other time, Like Woody, I just did a huge donation,
probably four bags, like grocery bags full of stuff, and
I still have probably eighty T shirts left same and
then when uh, like Woody, you know, when you go
down to size, you find a shirt that fits and
it fits well, we buy like fifteen of them at
(01:49:47):
the same time.
Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
Yeah, because I won't find that again. Yeah, you know,
like I just realized, like, no, I regret not doing
that with stuff. We're pretty much the same set of shoes,
like sneakers every day. They're these Nike they're called Cities,
and they're super comfortable. They're black, they had the white Nike. Yeah,
they go with everything. I like them so much. And
I just know that if I wait till I wear
these out, because you know, not a lot of walking
(01:50:09):
them moving around, but by the time they wear out,
it'll be discontinued. Then I won't I won't have them anymore.
So I have two other brand new pairs stashed up
in that smart in like a little storage area idea,
and I'll bring those out like meniss saying about that
shirt that fit's just right because.
Speaker 13 (01:50:27):
Right now these unique low shirts that I love, these
black ones, they're like a little bit heavier, but they
they're they're airy. At the same time, every time I
go to the mall, I probably pick up one or two.
Speaker 5 (01:50:39):
Really, I get them for the kid too.
Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Yeah, so nice.
Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Any other what exciting adult thing that you did or got?
People on the text, like someone says on the text
here seven four seven, I got a new library card.
I guess they're just like over the top excided it. Yeah,
they's just like disproportionate excited.
Speaker 14 (01:50:56):
Okay, No, it's proportionate because I took the kid to
the library and they have all these things you can do,
like read.
Speaker 9 (01:51:02):
The dogs, and you can learn how to play bridge.
Am I old enough to play bridge?
Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
That seems that does seem very old. My example lately
is really embarrassing. I haven't looked at social media in
a long time because I'm totally into again crossword puzzles?
Speaker 9 (01:51:23):
Is that taking up all of yours?
Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
I have five crossword puzzle bugs in a book, in
a book. It's been explained to me a thousand times,
and I can't commit it to memory. It's like that
that Wooden Triangle game. They have a cracker barrels with
the gold. Now I understand because I just looked it
up because I was just at a cracker barrel and
not that long ago. The other game I don't get
(01:51:47):
and I always think with crossword puzzle I love to do.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
Those are hard. I don't understand how it works.
Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
And everyone goes, oh, it's numbers. I don't do math.
It's not math. The numbers are literally just symbols. That's it.
Speaker 14 (01:51:59):
You have to get one to three across down and
in a little square.
Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
I do it every day and they can't in the
same line.
Speaker 14 (01:52:06):
Yeah, it's very easy. It's just it's just processive elimination.
Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Or you can play Madden.
Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Yeah, you know what I did, hear with some numbers.
Speaker 9 (01:52:15):
I still played Tetris on the old game on.
Speaker 13 (01:52:17):
YouTube just recently. How to play Uno again. It's fine,
what's the the official rules.
Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
I get disproportionately excited when I pack a suitcase really
well because I love I love like when we went
on vacation, right and we have all this stuff or whatever,
and like, dude, I want you mentioned Tetris because my
wife said you were like a Tetris master. Yes, I
get that. Yeah, because I can get things in that
suitcase and I make it. It's like a challenge and
I get really geeked about it. I get that because
(01:52:44):
you know, it's so excited want to touch it. I go,
all right, just set out what you want to bring
get I'll put everything into the suitcases.
Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
She's like, admire, Well do you use what I just got?
Speaker 14 (01:52:53):
Because I'd never used these before and they rolled for Iceland.
I used packing Cure.
Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
I hate them.
Speaker 5 (01:52:58):
I have a thousand. I'll give you all the ones.
I have bought all different kinds and tried different ones.
They're like some of them are like vacuum.
Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
Back of the cue.
Speaker 14 (01:53:05):
You you just zip them and then it's all tidy
and tight and they just slide into yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
But getting some suitcases for the first time, like new suitcases.
You're right, that's also very exciting. Some always said six
one six adult purchase. I was unreasonably excited about Simple
Human trash can in the brand Simple Human. Oh yeah,
I was excited about a gift. I was excited about
dice and vacuum, which is a Mother's Day gift from
(01:53:30):
my dad. I wasn't mad at all millionaires. Yeah, you
get it. I was a gift from the dad. He's
trying to give it away. He's trying to say give
it the warm hand and wait, don't wait, don't make it,
don't make your family. Wait till you're dad with a
cold hand vacuum. Yeah, but gift that dice in vacuum
while you're still allowed to see their reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
That's a great gift like that.
Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
Yeah, my husband got me a new rice cooker for
my birthday. I'm so happy all that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:53:52):
My stand mixer was a gift from three girls that
all went in on it. My kitchen aid and my souev'd.
Speaker 5 (01:53:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:54:00):
Something I got excited for is those little solar lights
that you put in your garden.
Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Oh yeah, put along like the walkway or something.
Speaker 5 (01:54:08):
Yeah, and then you wait until it's dark outside and
like it works.
Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
It's super cool. Flame but cool.
Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Eight seven seven four wood text us two to nine
eight seven We got more Woody Show next wood.
Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
He's in the nine piece chicken nuggets somewhere in the studio.
Can menace find it before they never mind he found it?
The Woody Show will be right back show.
Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
I think Greg what Carnival cruise line. They're making another move,
no new rules, but they're getting into the ice cream game.
They have teamed up with.
Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
That Van Lewin brand.
Speaker 5 (01:54:56):
I remember they had the Craft Mac and cheese and
different flavors like that, which was surprisingly not bad. Well,
they have a new ice cream and the flavor is sunscreen.
Speaker 9 (01:55:10):
Coconuts.
Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
When you smell that, yes, oh god, I do love
coconut ice cream. They serve it at the resort in
Mexico that we go to and it's it's fantastic. Now
the exact ingredients coconut cream, cocoa butter, vanilla extract, and
sea salt.
Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
That sounds good.
Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
Yeah, they're they're saying surprisingly delicious. The people who have
tried the carnival. They're not going to be selling the
ice cream just yet, but they are gauging the reaction
online to see if they should release it for a
limited run or become a permanent feature. Absolutely, but yeah,
and it's one of those things on the surface because
every once in a while you'll say, oh, it's a
(01:55:49):
it's an ice cream pizza, and you go because people
are thinking marinera sauce like a like a red sauce,
tomato sauce, mazzarella cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
That's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
It's it's a you know, it's a cook crust that's
got pizza instead of cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Whatever it might be.
Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
Yeah, you're like people they have a hard time separating
what the traditional uh, you know, lasagna would be. But
really it's just a deconstructed bacon cheeseburger. You know, they
just called it something. So Greg, I thought you might
be very interested. Will get me to go on carnival? Yeah,
you've been on a carnival cruise you have. See I've
(01:56:27):
not been on a carnival cruise. I have, but if
I was, they had this, I would try. There's there's
one ship that will gone, is the Panorama, But that's
about it.
Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
Is that one of the newer ones.
Speaker 13 (01:56:38):
Yeah, and it looks pretty fun. But the you know,
I'm a big fan of Princess and uh and Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
Great.
Speaker 5 (01:56:47):
Yeah, those cruise lins don't have their problems. They they did,
Like Royal Cribbean was just in the news. There was
this guy so that the ship was ending its journey
in Puerto Rico, and the guy jumps off the ship
into the ocean, idiot, just before the ship had docked.
So people are freaking out wondering, you know, like if
this guy slipped and fell, or you know, somebody maybe
(01:57:08):
threw him over or whatever. So this guy on a
jet Ski picked him up, took him the shore, and
that's when the police got to questioning him. It turns
out he had not fallen in. He had jumped, but
he was trying to get away from a huge sixteen
seven hundred dollars gambling debt that he had.
Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
Created while on vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:57:30):
Okay, so customs got to him, found out he had
two phones, five different IDs, fourteen six hundred dollars in cash,
so about two grand short of his gambling debt. The
officials asked for his real name. He replied with if
you're good at your job, you would know that. And
on top of that, he explained that he didn't want
(01:57:50):
to report the money because he thought he was going
to be taxed on it. Well, yeah, correct, So he
was arrested for attempting to avoid monetary reporting records arms
blah blah, blah blah blah. He's looking at a two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine a five year prison sentence.
Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
Wow, if he's convicted, we just made it ten times worse.
Speaker 5 (01:58:11):
Yeah, and he's called dumbess.
Speaker 13 (01:58:14):
Speaking of cruises, Virgin cruises, those are good, Yeah, those
are super fun. You're going to be launching some new
locations pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
Now, MESA has gone on a Virgin cruise before, and
we've talked about the Virgin cruises. They sound, they sound greatly,
and so they they are advertising on a bunch of
other uh stations, not ours.
Speaker 13 (01:58:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, And I was the first ever, I know,
we've been talking about them for years ever gone one
and I paid, I paid myself to go, but not
not interested.
Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
Yeah, so not that, not that we're better.
Speaker 5 (01:58:46):
And this happens a lot like it's all the stuff
that we really love and people man not an advertiser,
but they should be, and then they end up becoming
an advertiser, but on all the stations around us, and
not even not even the other company, of the radio companies,
like in our building down the hall from us here
they signed on. The other one, the other direction down
the hall they signed on, doesn't make a lick of
not the one that's been sucking your d out from
(01:59:11):
the jump. So you're gonna sound better from time to time.
Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
That's why.
Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 9 (01:59:15):
Reasons right back to why we.
Speaker 5 (01:59:18):
Always say, you want to see what not a big
deal looks like, come hang out with this show in
this building for about five minutes. If that if if
that all right, We're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies show for you.
Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
Next Hanging.
Speaker 5 (01:59:30):
The wood Show. Oh that's it for Wednesday Morning Rip,
wrapping up Getting the hell out of here full show podcast.
Waiting for you to go to the woodieshow dot com
or fine Today's podcast wherever you get your podcasts other
than Spotify. Were still working on debt today. On the show,
of course, Menace and his door Dash Order to be
(01:59:52):
an ongoing thing. Your chance to win MENACE's door Dash Order,
always ordering random things and way overpaying, like twelve dollars
for a jar peanut butter or fourteen dollars. We had
Greg's confessions to his dad, you know when Greg was
just spending some time with his parents, getting drunk on
two cases of one.
Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
Pretty much news.
Speaker 5 (02:00:13):
Headlines and more. It's all on today's podcast. Just set
up the WOODI Show dot com coming up tomorrow. It's
gonna be a pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning. Got
a brand new Redneck News and we're gonna talk to
our tech correspondent Rich on tech good. You know, the
Apple event was on Tuesday and he was there, and
so we'll get his perspective. Everybody's been talking about the announcements,
(02:00:34):
well at least the people who are into the Apple
stuff talking about the announcements and some other tech stuff
that's rich on tech. That and more Tomorrow Throwback Thursday
here on the Wading Show. Tomorrow is also the anniversary
at nine to eleven. Just fyi, but we're also gonna
have on the opposite side of the emotional spectrum a
Throwback Thursday. So a bunch of your favorite throwback requests.
(02:00:54):
We'll have those in the mix up at the Club
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At the Woody Show. Greg Gorey parting words of wisdom, Please.
Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
Yeah, keep your friends close and a lot of snacks closer, dude,
my dad, and he's a skinny guy. My dad's real skinny.
Speaker 5 (02:01:31):
But he keeps in his nightstand drawer snack cakes, cookies.
Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
Stop it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (02:01:38):
Yeah, that's a dream to eat in the middle of
the night. He's in his late sixties. He'll go back
to bed. He has an early schedule like I do,
because he works with the horses and stuff. But like
so he goes back to bed around you know, eight
thirty or so nine o'clock. But he goes back there
and puts the TV on, starts eating stuff out of
the snack trip.
Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
But he's skinny. Yeah, you'd think he'd be well.
Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
Yeah, but he's got a physical job.
Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
Here's still a lot of physical labor, you know, for
his job throughout the day.
Speaker 9 (02:02:03):
But getting back in bed at eight thirty eight, your snacks.
Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
Just keeps it all nice and close. I love right,
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Two hours commercial free
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Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
Clean has arrived?
Speaker 5 (02:02:24):
Yeah? So two hours commercial free music and another chance
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Kristin Lemon. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
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Have a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch.
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