FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 15th 2025 podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is a dude to the repic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it flies the Woody Show?
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It's
another brand new week. Look at that brand spanking new
Monday morning. It is September the fifteenth. Oh payday, Oh yeah, fifteen, fifteenth,
Trigger Show, fifteenth just triggers.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Gina's in that whole, like just bought a house, mode.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
And I'll take nickels and times.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I can guess. You never feel more poor than you
do in that that amount of time. A couple of months, oh,
the first couple of years, because like you get in
then you want to start painting, you want to start
doing these things to kind of get settled in things.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Never Andy and I are like, who wants to sleep
on the floor tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah? What do they call that? Nesting chicks to you know?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, the last I thought I had one hundred dollars
to my name when I moved in. Oh that's right,
yeah thought, Oh my god, better not get hungry. It's Monday.
It's September the fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome my
name is what that's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning to you.
Good morning what Happy Monday, Gina Grant.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's here. She's
our associate producer, Von, our video producer, Bort and Menji.
They're holding things down the Woody Show production department, doing
the audio thing and making things happen. You are here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
The phone number you can send us a text over
to two to nine to eighty seven Telus, which got
into over the weekend. Any kind of fun thing that
you did that you want to share with us weekend
cheers and jeers. Today also got a brand new redneck news.
We'll get into the trending news headlines, meta sides, the
birthdays and the porno birthday, all that kind of stuff
coming up. You're on the Woody Show, dude. Yeah, So,

(02:19):
I uh, we were talking about like signing up for
what was it, the I'm not signing up the audio
the audit that they did for the stupid health insurance yep. Yeah,
and so I submitted all this stuff and I told
you I got that email back to says well, as
of this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
You haven't done anything.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, like we have. We have not heard back from him,
Like if you I collected all this stuff, So I
wrote back, I did f off. Everything was submitted on
Tuesday or whatever day that was. And then within about
like ten or fifteen minutes, I got a thing that
U that popped up and said complete congratulation. Yeah what Yeah,
So had you not done that, it would have gone

(02:59):
into the system. Is not done. Yeah, but I don't
know why. It's just one of those auto generated things.
But so it's so frustrating when you go through, you know,
all the like trying to collect documents and find the
things that you need. Did you ever find Oh my god,
that was the one thing. Like Gena was like, dude,
I don't even know if we have a marriage.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
There's a difference between a marriage license and a marriage certificate.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I don't know what I was looking for.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
So I'm on the computer, you know, furiously trying to
figure out like how to get a copy and where
to go and what county, And all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, Andy walks into the dining room with
ten copies, like throwing them in the air, like hey.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Check, these out.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You have ten copies of your.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
Marriage But well, here, long story short, when my dad died,
everyone's like, get more certificates than you need. So I
thought you're supposed to do it for everything, So I
was like, get ten copies. So he's like making it
rain with all these marriage certificates he found in a bunch.
I never would have looked in in a closet. I
didn't even know we had.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Wow, thank god, let's be insured.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
At least, yeah, at least you had. Yeah, i'd prove
that my wife was my wife and my kids were
my kids that certificate. It's well, it's funny that you
say you had all these copies, because when I went
to go get the stuff for you know, the kids verifications,
I saw all the birth certificates. I think I have
six or seven original copies of my own birth certificate,

(04:10):
like so not the one from my parents got when
I was born, but the copy ones that I guess
I had requested for different reasons over the years because
I needed and I couldn't find it. But then I
guess that resurface because now I have them all.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Do you have all the official copies?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah? Yeah, they're not Yeah, they're not like photocopied or anything.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Many times were you born?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, now that is some real adulting stuff. You know. Yes,
I'm glad it's all work, but I guess everybody's having
a hard time because they extended the deadline to turn
all this stuff in menace. You were saying about like
with health insurance and everything else that because I guess
people were scamming the system, which is why they did
this whole audit in the first place. But then you said, well, dude,
just sign up through the Government's got a bunch of

(04:48):
different options. Yeah, somebody said for him, his wife and
they have one kid, so for the three of them,
the quote that they got from whatever dot gov health
care health blah blah blah. Yeah, he got affordable fifteen
hundred dollars a month. Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
The government coverage for the average person Obamacare ain free.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, fifteen one hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
It's crazy because I went through this with my dad
because he was retiring. He had to find new health
insurance and we got down to eight dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Eight dollars, Yeah, made a few damn. It was not
a bunch of disability and stuff. Though. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, look, if you want to roll the dice and
not get health insurance with up under this Affordable Care Act,
you got a huge fine.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah. The guy years ago, it was I guess having
some early signs of dimension. He ended up having full
ball on dementia. But uh, he forgot to check a box.
Oh no, and I got fine. Remember that I had
to fight them to I had to show them the
documentation from the company, yeah that I did have health
insurance that year. To get the money back from the government,
it took over a year, so Affordable took over the Yeah,

(05:52):
it was Uh, it was crazy. And I've been seeing
more of these videos of people going to like La Pharmacia,
like in Mexico. Dude to get just talking to Julianne
he used to work on the show, had to get
like zepig or to get like you know.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Retin what we call retinne.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Are these different things that they're paying. I forget how
much that they get it for? Like seven dollars.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Yeah, she just stopped on a cruise there and picked
up a ton of stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Sounds like.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, I think if they cleared that on the way back,
they need to suitcase because they have love pharmacia right
there at the resort in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
They have like right the lobby of the.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Hotel, sure to buy and use on site. But to
bring back a different story.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
But we bought, like yeah, I think if you have
like mass quantities, but like just to just to buy
it and if you want it like because uh and
also if you don't tell them, they sell like z
they sell all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, okay, again, look, I I would love it. I
would love it if everything was cheap and easy and free.
But yes, you do have to declare pharmacy purchases from Mexico,
regardless if they were a proscription or over the count
all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
When I go through, because I certain quantities.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's it at all times for everything.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah, when I go to the God, you do you
have anything to clare? I say no, and then I
just walked through.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I would agree with that. I'm way less.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
When I come back into the US, I'm way less.
Like I'm here, I'm safe home, you know, over right over.
But when I go overseas, I don't mess around with that.
Like I went to last time I went to New Zealand,
I had like fully bagged and sealed or whatever. It
was almonds or something, and they have all these especially
small countries, small island countries have all these signs about

(07:32):
you know, outside stuff, and so I don't even want
to play with it. I showed it to the guys
like sorry, trash.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, series, do not mess around with us. Eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven The Woody Show.
I welcome back. It is Monday, September fifteenth, today Seabass's

(07:59):
world and Year's Day. Thank you. Oh you're not really
an engineer. I am.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I could graduate engineer. You did, but you're you're not
using I'm a social engineer.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
You could say that says respect for the aged day, So.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Graduation Greg you everybody can respect me today only ill.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Today is World Afro Day, National Custom Framing Day, and
on the food holidays Butterscotch cinnamon pie Day. I know
it's National double cheeseburger.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
Day, National Cheese toast Day, and National linguine any Day.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, I got the birthdays, the port of birthday coming
up here. In just a moment, let's check in with
Menace and see what's happening in the world. Of entertainment.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
Well, you love fun facts. Did you know that Leonardo
DiCaprio has never done a sequel for one of his movies?

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, I guess that's right.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
He's never, but he recently did an interview and he
said that he's willing to do it for one.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And can you guess that movie?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, Wolf of wall Street. The guy's still alive, so
he technically could do a sequel.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
All right, anybody.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Else, let's go with the beach or catch me if
you can. And it was all alive.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Don't look up.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
It was Wolf of wall Street mar Jordan Belford. Yeah,
I'm down with that. I really enjoyed that movie. I
thought it was good. So maybe you'll get more Wolf
of wall Street soon. Our friends in Texas they might
enjoy this. Here's a comedy movie that's kind of like
up Sammy's Alley. Miranda Costgrove. We love her. She's a

(09:39):
singer and actress. Yes, she has a Netflix movie called
Wrong Paris Now. The plot is she signs up to
be part of a reality show, a dating reality show,
and she thinks it's gonna be in Paris. But guess what,
it's in Paris.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're hearing about that.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
Now, I was involved with something with the FO the
Ford Motor Company, where they send me on assignments.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You can go to any Paris you want in America.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
So I selected Paris, Missouri because Woody I was living
in St.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Louis and US at the time.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
So I said, okay, I'll do something about Paris, Missouri.
Then I can, you know, visit Woody. And what was
funny is I had to leave Saint Louis and go
through uh, Mexico, Missouri to get to Paris.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
He went to Paris via Mexico.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Did we not have more creative neighbors back in the day.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
I don't know, but I mean there's they would just
call like New England, New.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Paris's Miami Oklahoma. I know that, sure, but like Miami's
an actual guy's last name. But like Paris the city.
There are nine US cities named Paris. If you're the
third guy, Okay, this is covered well anything with Springfield.
That's why the Simpsons mass But like Springfield, Yeah, I
mean Paris is known as the like says La Paris,
the Paris Paris.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Now we didn't talk about this, but it keeps on
coming up and we always say that we've never watched
one second of the Bachelorette, but every single radio show
under the sun.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
At one time, that's.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
All they talked about like it was the hottest thing ever.
But guys, I might actually watch because there's a crossover
with the reality show that I watch called The Secret
Housewives of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. One of
the stars of that show is gonna be the new Bachelorette,

(11:35):
Taylor Frankie Paul, and I'm here for it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
She's been mad, arrested. She's been arrested for you know,
being drunken stuff. So she looks like a made up
meth person. She's very skinny and like frail.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Taylor Frankie Paul, all the dude names.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Right, She's she's well, she's she's been mad drama on
the Mormon How's Wives show, so she has to be
drama on this show.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Drama.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Yeah, so it might be good. I might tune in now, Sammy, don't.
I don't know, have I ever asked you? You seem
like a Bachelorette type.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I used to watch it back.

Speaker 11 (12:13):
At the beginning and then kind of feel off. Yeah,
I mean, I've seen some pieces here and there. All right,
but I have seen Mormon wives.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Okay, well maybe maybe a watch party. Yeah, all right, Now,
another thing that you're really into is the Kelsey's and
Taylor Swift. Now real quick, Kylie Kelsey is the wife
of Jason Kelsey and she has a podcast, and people
bring it up.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Everybody has a copy. Having a podcast is not the
flex that are well, I have a podcast. I mean
obviously hers is very popular because of who she's married to.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, I have I have.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Another theory on that before we get ahead of ourselves.
She explained, though she was getting some shade that she
did not acknowledge publicly the the engagement of Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey. I hated her for that, so she
addressed it on her podcast, and she says, look, I
didn't mention it because anything I do or say that

(13:12):
follows them, it's going to become a headline or clickbait
of some kind.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Right, don't have a podcast?

Speaker 8 (13:18):
Yeah, Well, here's another thing that the theory that I
think you were about to go to is, I don't know, Kylie,
you might have never even had a podcast if it
wasn't for this relationship just started out there.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's true. True, Like Jason was a good player when
he played, but he awesome guy. He wasn't as high
profile until it became It was always like, oh, Travis
Kelsey has a brother who plays on the Eagle. That's
where it started, right, because Travis Kelsey was obviously getting
a lot of attention just because the the Chiefs were
so good and he and Patrick Mahomes and all they

(13:52):
so it started with just pure football, and then it
was I think he had said that he was going
to shoot his shot or something like that. Remember he
did like friendship bracest or whatever at the Taylor Swift concert.
That's how he ended up like meeting her, getting her number,
and that's where the whole thing kind of started. Then
when they were the rumors, then all of a sudden
you started hearing a ton about Jason Kelsey. And of

(14:13):
course like the Eagles, good team and everything else, but
like Jason Kelsey outside of Philadelphia wasn't nearly right on
the radar the way that Travis Kelsey was nowhere close Now,
Jason Kelsey seems of the two, I'd much rather hang
out with Jason Kelsey, Dude, I've met Jason Kelsey. He
is super nice. He seems like a cool guy. Super cool.
Is he a media mogul though a medium mobile?

Speaker 11 (14:34):
Well, they did have their podcast before Travis met Taylor.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
The whole thing, it would not have been a thing
the way it is now.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Because of all that, it's definitely bigger.

Speaker 8 (14:43):
Yes, absolutely now, Kylie, I do agree with her that
she would have never had a podcast have not been
for all that stuff. Yeah, because it became a big
thing now. But I want to go back. I want
to go back and address the Kylie thing said. Anything
I say about them is going to become a headline.
I do agree with her on that for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, because anything that comes out of that camp.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah, so she says she'd rather not saying anything that
comes out of the Faska Kylie Kelsey this what else
do you have to say?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Does have any interest whatsoever? She might? I mean, that's true.
He might agree with you on that. I've always said
the same thing about Jada Pinkett Smith, who cares what
she thinks about anything. She talks a lot.

Speaker 11 (15:20):
About her parenting style and other things like that. I
don't think it's a podcast that you would listen to.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
But other girls, women yeah, I think.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Without even realizing it, we without even realizing it, we.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Agree with what Kylie is saying. Okay, so quit your podcast,
Krly seems like she's having fun, all right.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Uh you love real estate, Greg, Now, how you've been
eyeing Audrey Plaz's old place. It's on the market because
you know, her ex husband committed suicide and they were separating.
He was living at the home at the time. It's
on the market for six point five million. It is
five point five bedrooms, six point four Yeah. It has

(16:06):
a wine cellar, a screaming room, and a large steam room.
So I'm surprised you haven't been checking out this house already.
You're into all these celebrit houses.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Of course, look right now, so my wife and I
now like we look at stuff completely different because now
all we do is fantasize about when our kids are
out of the house. Yeah, like after after they graduated
high school and then we could downsize. So all the
stuff that we're looking at you want to go smaller,
is smaller and like just like, oh my god, look

(16:36):
at this place. This yeah, like not condo, but like
just like you know, we're yeah, you do a floor
because Greg, Greg still likes like the big yeah, Greg
one seventeen bathroom for sure, just you and Mario. You
wouldn't want to go bigger than the house that you
currently have, just to.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Put more stuff in it, more couches, you know what.

Speaker 11 (17:00):
That's what your wife is great at, is getting rid
of stuff, so accumulates stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, but yeah, I mean it would be kind of cool.
That's all we think about, Like, oh oh no, because
we could have a room that just you know, like
I have like a if we're still doing a podcast
or something.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't know, Yeah, we could eat and watch TV. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Do we even need a guest room? I don't think
we do exactly all right, time for your birthdays and
your Corno birthday both show we're gonna it's shimo.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
We won't sit it's and you know you don't do well.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
What about when the kids come to visit, I will
find Yeah, I'll find them a nice couch exactly, or
if the couch you get to the point because I
got to the point where the couch was no longer accessible.
Uh you know what, here's the place right down the
street roof. Yeah, what time we're gonna come over, We'll
be up for breakfast about don't know nine perfect sound good? Good?

(17:59):
Your birthday Today's parting with celebrities. Oscar winning actor Tommy
Lee Jones is seventy nine. Prince Harry is forty one
years old today, Tom Hardy venom mad Max Dude. He
was a badass as Alfie on Peaky Blinders.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Oh so good.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
He's forty eight years old today. Reality TV show person
Heidi Montag that's the Woodsy show chick, right, Yeah, Yeah,
she's thirty nine. She's number one NFL Hall of Famer
and one of the many prides of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
PA.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Dan Marino is sixty four and I a grew with
dumbass Tyler. He's like, dude, I thought he was older
than that already. I thought he'd be older than sixty four.
And then he got director Oliver Stone, who's seventy nine.
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(18:53):
Space Orgasm.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And then there's a there's there's a theme here for
the rest of these Space Orgo.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's what we always ask. There's a theme for the rest.
See if you can pick up on it, Greg, I
probably can't. She was in Stunning Butts Volume six. She
was in ass Traffic Volume one, right, anal Acrobats Volume ten,
also anal Buffet anal Mania. She was in Blonde Buns
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(19:24):
in Blonde gets her Butthole Stretched.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
What is the theme, Greg.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, that's Blanche Bradbury, who's thirty seven years old today,
met your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Monday morning. Look what's happening around the world
of entertainment here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (19:42):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, the whole idea of going to jail for something
that you never did wrongfully accused. Hate that hate those stories,
Hate those stories when you see them so scary and yeah,
that one freaks me out, the ones that pissed me
off for all the squatter stories. Although it seems like
more and more there are places that are stepping up
and putting laws in place, there are yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

(20:07):
It's like it feels like every couple of weeks there's
a different state that finally passed something like that. Yeah,
how is that just not a thing? Again?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
There's a new show on A and E called Squatters
with I think it's that guy and he he's basically
a professional anti squatter guy, goes in there.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Like the squatter hunter guy. Right, he knows all the laws,
he knows how to deal with them.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
He could be meaner and funnier, but it's it is
very satisfying to watch.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I hate the squatter stuff. I hate it so much. Yep.
I don't understand why all the rights ended up being
on their side. How do they have any rights? Yeah? Well, okay,
so this must have been an old, old old law homesteader.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Thing now because a lot of them has to do
with like writing leases and other stuff that are they're
easily provable is wrong? And I think, yes, it's not
like eighteen hundred stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah. For example, like you can call somebody who's trespassing,
you know, like a store can call you know, the
cops for trespassing and they'll have you removed.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh absolutely, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
But like if someone is in your house and just
decided they were going to live there because you left
for the weekend and they somehow got in your house
then changed.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
The locks like oh wow, that's mine.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
No yeah, or if they got a piece of mail there,
it's considered their.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, there's a story in the news. This is not
here domestically. It's a French homeowner. Her name is Maria.
She is now facing up to seven years in prison
and a one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars fine for
taking back her own property. Oh no, from non paying squatters.

(21:33):
While the squatters went on vacation, so they're not paying
to live there. But they had plenty of money to
go on vacation, so they went on vacation. This all started,
by the way, a few years ago, summer of twenty
twenty two, she decided that she was going to get
her house back because the squatters refused to pay rent
for several months. The authorities they wouldn't step in an intervene,
and so when they went on their vacation, she knew

(21:54):
that she had left. She went in there. The homeowner
goes in there to her home, changes the locks to
her own house, empties the house of their belongings, even
sold some of their items at a garage sale to
recover unpaid rent and utility bills fine, and she is
now the one facing seven years in prison and a

(22:14):
one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
That is very scary.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Is that ridiculous? Because when they got back from the vacation,
the squatters are the ones that called the cops and
filed charges against her for burglary and unlawful evictions for
them they help. So now it's a lengthy court thing.
And it's because the squatters know what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
They have I don't know where their forums are, but
they have them out there and they teach them step
by step. This is what you got to do, Yeah,
to be a useless life leach.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, so man, I hate that. I hate it so much.
Do judges have the power to just throw things out? Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, okay, good, So, like even if she's facing it
from the DA, the judge himself could just be like nope.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
But here they can.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I mean, I guess it depends on the politics of
the judge, right, yeah, I guess, and you know just
how sympathetic they are too. Hopefully that will happen. You know,
people who are unhoused or don't have the ability to
urban campers. Yeah, ridiculous. All right, so we got the
the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you
can send us a text over to two to two
ninety seven. Again. The good news is that it seems

(23:18):
like I think Illinois maybe can you can you look
up I think there was just or they're looking to
pass it right now in Illinois because it has been
really bad in and around Chicago. That's just like not
been Like.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
It's weird that Trump has, being a real estate guy,
has not just signed I know, I said.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
You said the word, but all of a sudden people
get their hair.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
It's just weird coming from him as being a big
real estate guy. He hasn't just like signed something.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah boom, I just I said, just read about that.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
That's great. He would sign it if it was written.
Presidents don't make laws.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, and there's so many you're senking an executive order
kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not how anyway.
I don't I don't sorry, I don't know. Yeah, I know, yeah,
I know what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
I get.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
I don't care about politics out also facts, I do.
I do care about squatters.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, I do like the fact that we seem to
be arresting people now again, for who do they walk
into like a like a TJ Max and just starting
thinking they're just gonna casually carry a bunch of stuff
out they go, Now, I.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Still lives the night.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Hundred dollars? What are you doing? Yeah? Right? Eight seven
seven forty four? What? Text over to two to nine
eighty seven for the Woody Show and into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Good morning
to you, yep, thank you for joining us. It is Monday,
September the fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg Hi, Wegan,

(24:42):
Gina gren Sea masses here we got Sammy. Good morning
to you, Morgan. Good morning, uh taking new calls eight
seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to two
to nine eight seven. What'd you think that that fight
this weekend? Me?

Speaker 10 (24:56):
You asking me?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Er?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Who else will be watching the fight?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Such?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Say more so than anybody else.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
I thought everyone was watching.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
You know what.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
It's tough to watch boxing right after UFC because MMA
is just way more entertaining than boxing. However, I do
think the fights were good and I'm super happy Bud
Crawford one, so shout out to him.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Morgan and I talked about it.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
I tuned in around round four and then towards the
end you could see because you could clearly see Dana
White in the background of the fight. Yeah, and you
could see that he was bored. He started texting, looking down,
not paying attention.

Speaker 10 (25:27):
It's just so different.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, I mean, boxing is a lot of hugging, totally
a lot of you know, I don't know, there's not
a lot of it. Doesn't You would think there'd be a
lot more action, just not a lot of acts.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Not many knockdowns, yeah, knockouts.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
A lot of dancing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
UFC is definitely better. Oh yeah, for sure if you want.
They were good fights though, so quick fight.

Speaker 10 (25:46):
Yeah, shout out Crawford. Just want to say I called it.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
No one wanted to win but but me. Yeah, you
got a cheer and jeer me. Oh gosh, was good.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
I usually don't have one.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't okay, Well, you guys usually don't come.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
To me, so I don't have something right now. I
guess my cheers would be to Bud Crawford because he
if you watch any type of documentary or interview about him,
he believes in himself so much that it just gives
me chills.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I love to see people believing in themselves. It makes
me feel good, it really does.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
So cheers to him, My jeers would go to, oh god,
I don't know, you don't need to have a jeers. Sorry, guys,
I was caught off guard.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, I mean my cheer is just boring. I'm such
on this kick of I've gone through every little last
space in my house. You're still having that cleaned organized,
gotten rid of a ton of stuff. This weekend really
kind of focused in on like the bathroom, because these
drawers just ended up filled with stuff and it's all

(26:47):
random stuff. It's like, oh, throw this in here, And
so I went through I got rid of so much.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
pressIt random bathroom stuff? Or is it random stuff like batteries?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
It could be it could be batter There was a
bunch of like Woody show those pins that we get
away and the drawer in the bathroom, like because I
must have had like in my pocket or something, and
well I didn't want to leave them on the counter,
so I just threw them in this drawer with a
bunch of other random they're like because sometimes we'll plug
in something right there on the counter. So there's like

(27:17):
a couple like adapters, a couple of chords for things.
And so just when that little like and of course
in the drawer reg is like an organizational I would
think kind of like yeah, divider kind of things.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I bought those things that you get for silverware, Yeah,
and put those in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
That you did that a life change in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, that's awesome. So you like it's like a plastic thing.
It's got like a little space for knives, the toilet
for But then that restricts you from laying things like
say horizontally, because you have to put everything vertically, right,
because like silverware sits in there vertically. No, it just
lies down.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, he's saying, Yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Thing that you would put your forks and knives in
in the drawer, it's sitting lying down in the drawing.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
No, I know. But like everything you then put in
the drawer has to like if you have something more wide,
it won't you can't put it in there because those
those spaces for the right. Yeah, you can't lay anything
like horizontally enough.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah no, but I mean I don't do it for
every drawer, but the few main ones I do, and
that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I've just been on this on this huge kick and
it does. It feels good, like organizing and just getting
rid of all the old crap.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Your wife confirmed that she texted and she was like,
he's going crazy over here a good way.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I did so much man stuff to yourself because it
was it was kind of overhanging a walkway and so
it was obstructing the walkway.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I got rid of that.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I replaced a couple of locks, you know, because like
we have some of those like digital keypad box and
over time and after you know, being weathered and getting
rained on and and things like that, they die. So
I had to replace and replace those. I was doing
all kinds of stuff productive. I had to get tools
out and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then my jeers

(29:04):
goes to Taylor Swift. I can't imagine, you know, being
like this where like I saw something. It was after
the Chiefs game. I said it to Greg. Yeah, they
have this like it's like an accordion wall, so it
folds out and it's on wheels. And so when she
comes down from the suites at Arrowhead Stadium and gets

(29:25):
off the elevator they extend this thing out and they
have this one like young girl on one end and
then this other dude on the other end, and they're
dragging this thing across the floor as to obstruct any
view of her. She's walking through a hallway. This is
this is like next level. Don't look somebody in the
eye when they walk through. Make sure you don't look
them in the eye or any of this other like

(29:47):
kind of high maintenance behavior. She's a narcissist, dude, and
she just like I think she enjoys. You know, hey,
if you're gonna go to the game, you're going to
a public place. If you're gonna leave your house and
go to a public place, you're gonna be seen. This
you're talking about so ridiculous. I'll send you the video.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Here, I'll bring it up so you can see it. Yeah,
So this is them wheeling out the stupid wall. You
could see like so here it accordions out, it's on wheels,
and this is just so she can then walk through.
So they have it all extended out, and when she
gets off the elevator and as she's walking, they drag
it along with her. So it's a moving wall blockade.

(30:23):
Like and this poor girl, she's sitting there like waiting
for this like billionaire to get off an elevator who
can't be seen. How is she not embarrassed? Now you
just say, you know what? I really honestly, that was
the I felt embarrassed for her. I can you imagine,
and you can. You can blame it on her people
all you want. I know that's where it's gonna go. Oh, well,
you know it's not really going to say it's for security.
Here's the thing. You control everything, You control everything in

(30:46):
your universe when you're that person, you control and if
you would have saw it, like what is this? Yeah, guys,
please never again, and they won't do it. Oh, I
guarantee you it's gone. Now that people observe it.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Then it's not like they're walking her through like the
major like concourse ag trying to say well.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
Great is brought up him like is it like so
somebody does a rusher or.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
But you have you have security. It's a it's a
public place. She has security because I've seen her walk
through different but this must be new. So I bet
you taste pregnant that the speculation. Yeah, she wouldn't be good.
So dumb Greg weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm gonna give cheers to Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I watched that documentary called A Ka Charlie, and I
gotta say, there's just this quality about Charlie Sheen that
is a very rare quality. He's just damn likable. He
did terrible things. He's you know, really screwed over his family,
his friends. He's left people high and dry.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
His wife is making his hookers sandwich.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, exactly, he's getting hookers, he's cheating on chicks. He's
just a philandering drug user. But there's something about him.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That is like.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
But again it went to the argument when I reported
about her making sandwiches for the hookers, like it's because
he's rich and famous. If he was just any day
a guy like this behavior would not be acceptable.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
But I think you're right. He has a charm.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
About him, charm, undeniable recreate.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
There's a lot of fame and fortune, and you're gonna
true with the same charm is not going to get
that much kind of but.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
He's going to get it from a wife of his caliber.
But he's got that, Yeah, it's not going to get
it from Denny's richards.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
That can't be learned, like when they're interviewing him and
just you know, one on one, it's just something about
his delivery, his aura that is just very likable.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
And I haven't seen it, but people called the duc heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Was your heart's not? Really, it's really good. I have something.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
It's really tough to say because I have I have
friends that have been drug addicts and then they've gotten
over that hurdle. But lately, like when you've gotten over
that hurdle, I don't know if I'm going to like
celebrate it and go, okay, cool, You're back to.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Like your normal. Yeah, You're like, why are we?

Speaker 8 (33:08):
Why are we constantly celebrating like, oh, you used to
be an a hole in the past, you're on drugs,
you're you know, you made your family go and your
friends go through all this stuff. And he'd gotten over it,
and I'm very happy for you, But do we have
to constantly celebrate it?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's like it's like it's like what you say about
Seabas and he does something normal, Yeah, my thing is like,
oh my god, you guys are excited when he says
HI to you, Like, why I'm not excited? Not exciting,
but it's mentioned. Wow, yeah, Sea Bass was actually social,
was like, I shouldn't even get a mentioned.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, well that's that's a good point, jeers to myself.
I think I gave my dog diarrhea. So it was
her tenth birthday, ten so sad, So I made her
annual meat loaf. Maybe the egg wasn't gray, And then
afterwards we gave her the doggy ice cream for dessert.

(34:03):
And the next morning I'm hearing her gurgling stomach, and
then I take her out for a little walk.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
And just.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
And that lasted for a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You're a monster.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I hope it's just curious, like a cyclical. Every once
in a while you get diarrhea kind of thing. But
I hope it wasn't the egg or the meat or
the ice cream. It's a gypsy RelA situation.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I hope it wasn't the meat loaf for the ice
cream that we gave her the other thing that's not
dog for that we gave her.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
What do they say the road to hell is paved
with good attentions, Like we wanted to do nice stuff
for her and now she's got an upset Tommy, So.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Didn't you have like a dog issue this weekend, I did,
Oh my gosh, that's my jeers. My jears is that
I obviously did laundry this weekend, and I cleaned my
sheets and everything was all nice and perfect. And I
went to bed on Saturday night and I'm sleeping and
I feel something hard in the bed. But it's the
middle of the night, and I kind of just grab
it and I squeeze.

Speaker 10 (35:00):
It with my hands, and I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
So I set it on.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
The nightstand and went back to bed.

Speaker 11 (35:05):
And then I woke up in the morning and I
had dog poop all my night stand.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
My hands. What was going through your head? I found
something in my bed.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I didn't know what it was, so I just grabbed
it squeezed.

Speaker 11 (35:22):
Because I didn't think a fresh dog poop like I
thought I would be, like what else would be?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
But you thought enough to investigate, which means you grabbed
it and then you squeezed it. Right at that point,
didn't you make a determination of what it was?

Speaker 11 (35:37):
No, because it was just something hard, and I just
thought that's weird, Like I had, I didn't know what
it was like.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You don't have enough curiosity in that moment, I was half.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
Asleep, like I was sleeping, and I just kind of
like felt something and went like, oh, my eyes were
barely open, and I just said it.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Could be more than half asleep. Finding literally anything in
your bed is very strange.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Grab it.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
Did you rub your eyes afterwards?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Okay, you take it edible or something like I just
had champagne. I had some champagne girls in my fresh sheet.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Like you can. You can poop on the floor, you
know you can. You could choose something or whatever. Man,
you crap in my bed bed, that might be a
deal breaking.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
That she doesn't all purposely poop in the bed. And
I've seen her do it just on the floor sometimes
little nuggets just fallen.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
You were just so wasted. She wanted to go the bathroom.
As much as I love my dog, and we have
that suicide packed, the dog's not allowed in the bed.
That's the one place that the dog is not allowed. Likewise,
like well on and on the couches and stuff like,
we don't we don't allow not on the furniture. Just
not not happening.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
What about the kid's bed now? But you're not sheds right?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Uh yeah, but even still even if it didn't. Is
not a place. It's not a place for dogs like
dogs are wild animals on the ceiling. You gotta you
gotta have boundaries.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's so weird, Sammy, that you just found something in
your bed and just decided to grab it.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Did you wash the sheets? There are those those sheets?
Did have to wash them?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Well? That was her cheer? Is that you got to
do another load of laundry. Yeah, it's a big weekend,
you know, double load of laundry. Yeah, she really won.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break, coup. We
had a great weekend. If you want to share anything
with us about your weekend, you can do that on
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Yeah,
somebody said with the I agree with Greg. When the

(37:40):
whole tiger blood thing happened, I couldn't care less about
Charlie Sheen in his life, And now that he's turned
it around, he seems normal and likable again. He's just
damn likable. Yeah. Six six one. Wow, it's the first
time Sammy felt something hard in her.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Bed in a while.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Closed anything either, We're gonna take a quick break. Got
a brand new Redneck News coming up for your next hand.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Show, next the show if he owned more camouflage shirts
than collared words.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
We don't hear about your asshole, ritten Nick News for sure.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
And we just saw video this guy on TV. The
news was covering all right, So it was just bring
your own cup day seven to eleven, and you got
this fella, Casper Lincoln. He decided he wanted to go
on a Slurpee run, okay, but he didn't want to walk,
so he hopped into a super sweet Barbie Jeep power

(38:37):
wheel you know, like the ones the kids right around here. Yeah,
he was tearing it up and it's tops bt to
five mile an hour. But because he was on an
actual roadway, the cops pulled him over. Greg.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Was he drunk, You could know it.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And when they asked him, hey man, why the Barbie car,
he told him it's because he was feeling lazy and
that his actual license was already suspense.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
I like this guy.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
He went on to make a slurred, bumbling argument as
to why driving a Barbie Jeep in a situation like
this should not be illegal, but it didn't matter. That
would have to be an argument for another day. He
was arrested charge with the duy and the biggest shame
is that he didn't even get the slurpie. Here's a
picture from the scene.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
The guy.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah rules, So there you go.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
That is a Casper Lincoln who got arrested going on
a slurpey run drunk driving a power wheels jeep Barbie geep.
And that is today's raid. Nick. If you were the cop,
would you let him go? No?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
No, but I would take a picture with him. Really yeah,
it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I'd say, like, just get home, Yeah, you're fine. You
keep driving his Barbie jeep on the roadway sidewalk, Yeah,
just go home. If it was on the sidewalk, I
wouldn't bother. Okay, if being in the roadway a it's
maybe that's where he went wrong. Even now with the
electric bikes, people on bikes have always been annoying about

(40:07):
being in the lanes of traffic four cars and I know,
well you have just as much, you're right, Okay, Well
there are also the people who are just being dicks, right,
and they're just like like taking a nice you know,
I'm saying, like just on their bike, like you know,
they're holding up a whole line of car traffic just
because I'm as much right to this lane as you do.
And they're gonna make a point because you can.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
What's wrong with a sneezing words that don't sound dispact.
I'm not sick at all. No, I don't.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
It's because we've been packing and it's kicked up all
the dust buddies and stuff, and I cannot.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Function when you're you're away from the dust now, So
it's just like, am I away from the dust at
this studio for the most part. No, it's pretty dusty
to here.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
But like I woke up a million times like sneezing,
myself awake, and I was like, I'm going to go
to sleep on the couch. This is insane. It's like
I've never cleaned my house before, which is kind of short.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Well, when you move something that you haven't moved in years,
like a dresser or yeah, you would think you never
cleaned your house.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Oh my god, it's everywhere. Oh I think it might
be clearing anyway.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Sorry, I should have brought afron.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I didn't know the aron works.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I woke up in the middle. I cleared it and.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
You're stuffed up. Remember that sund is the nasal spray
you got hooked on it, butted.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
To it, you can get addicted to it.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah, you can use it sparingly. People over use it
and I didn't. I didn't knowize that would be a thing,
but I guess you can.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
Because if you use too much, then your your nose
is completely shut without it.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I know somebody who takes at least ten puffs an
hour noise.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
That's not every day for decades going to get like
coke nose.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're talking about people on bicycles. Yeah,
so then the motorized bikes at least they're faster you
can hold also, like just can you like just move
over let people pass, like let the line of traffic pass,
and then you can like you resume your your your ride.
Uh Now the other one that I wish, oh dude,
it's one of those where you go, dude, where's a

(42:08):
cop when you want one? I know the kids that
are on the e bikes doing wheelies, like and they're
they're weaving, they're doing those like s.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Well they're not e bikes, they're just like big wheeled
BMX bikes.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well there's those, but the kids in our neighborhood are
doing things on the electric bikes as well, and they're
tearing around corners. It's at night, like you can't even
see them because the bikes are black, you know what
I mean, they're wearing dark colored clothing. I'm not saying
you need to be like a pussy and have a
light on your bike, you know what I'm saying, But like, dude.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Have a little common sense and basically make them into unicycles,
which is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
And I guess one of the cool things is to
not chicken. It's not playing chicken, but you're trying to
get as close as you can, yet as close as
you can. You've seen it, right, Yeah, it's all over
the place. It's all over social media and the big
cities make the make the person in the car think
that you're going to hit them or they're going to
hit you, and they swear out of the way just

(43:04):
the last second.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah, but who's that four? I mean you'll die, not
the driver.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Well you're right, you won't.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
You know, one of these kids, and you know who's
it forced to show off to your friends?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Are you feel like a like an old person shaking
their fist at the class? But still I think because
you have enough life experience now that you go like
something's going to go.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Idiots And are they wearing helmets? No, that's the biggest No.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
I feel like, do you also see the kids doing
that with blowing fire extinguishers?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
What is that is that?

Speaker 7 (43:40):
I've seen it three times that. Yeah, you gotta live
in my hood. So like like spray Like they're like
doing pop and wheelies and like spraying fire.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
So cool man, the idiots something different.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
That's what we should have been doing. Like in the
eighties and the nineties, we didn't have anything right, we
didn't have phones or anything. We have everything now BMX
bikes back in the eighties, but now you have a
bike boarding that you don't need a license for these
e bikes. That will all ask basic My childhood friend
and I my buddy Joe that I've talked about a

(44:16):
number of times. We were just having this conversation about
you can you imagine the damage we would have done
if you had bikes, Like how far we could have gotten,
all the other things we could have done. The world
would have been so much opened up, and there was
all the things we dreamed, or just the internet or
being able to like not having to be necessarily even
at each other's house to play you know, football, video
games like whatever.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Yeah, just it's just unreal all.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
The stuff you could have done, you know, just with
the internet period, and you're bored enough that now it's
like you're doing wheelays on e bikes in the dark,
fire off fire extinguishers.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
But that's why I kind of held it. At Least
they're doing that, and.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
We're complaining just a few years ago that everybody was
in the house and now on the back outside being
kind of douchebags.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
But they're outside of it. At least they're doing stuff. Yeah.
Does that make it okay?

Speaker 13 (45:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
But does that make it like it? Would you rather? Okay,
here's what you're not doing behavior when we're a kid.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
No, it's just their version of it.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
No, I understand, I understand, But like now with perspective,
with life experience, they don't.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Have that greg would you like traffic today?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
And the stuff I did as a kid I would
never do now. But we would take set up jumps
and jump our bikes over creeks and white firecrackers and
put them into here's the thing too.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
My favorite is the magnifying glass burning stuff yeah, Dennis
the Menace over that's where he got to Dame Menace,
I guess. But like the cops are certainly on us
and in the neighborhoods. If kids were doing dumb kids
things and then you were also in trouble at home
and you got your ass whooped, your dad would belch
you if you if you got buster for that kind

(45:53):
of stuff. It just seems like everybody's doing it and
we're posting it online. You would have never posted that stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
That's like, yeah, you shut up right, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
All right? That video that was talking about where they
set up the rolling wall for Taylor Swift and she
was leaving the Chiefs game. I posted on our Instagram
story if you want to see it at the Woody

(46:27):
Show on Instagram. Yeah, missed that one now. Somebody on
the on the text I said, like Greg made the
points like just so embarrassing, was like if you if
you don't want to be seen, don't go to the stadium,
you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Like watch it at home like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, But something that the text said, the wall thing
with Taylor is much more of a safety thing, not
a privacy thing. Charlie Kirk made comments about her before,
so we better be safe right now. Now. It's like
it's not a bulletproof wall, you know. Yeah, it's like,
you know, if somebody was going to attack or somebody

(47:06):
really is going to do something, they would do it.
I don't. I don't think this rolling wall being pulled
by a twenty one year old chick is gonna like
necessarily stop anything. Well, it definitely makes it less not
as easy.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah, I mean it does. And I see that part
of it. It could be a security thing.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
You can. You can see it's on our Instagram page.
It's just so over the time. Show a cameraman who
has been working with the singer Benson Boone on his tour.
He got wasted. We were talking about the redneck news.
The guy was wasted on the Barbie power wheels jeep. Well,
this guy, this cameraman for the Benson Boone tour, got wasted.

(47:42):
He ended up walking into a clothing store. He stood
between the racks and he peed all over the clothes
and on the racks. The manager called the cops and
when they questioned him, he admitted that he had been
drinking and it smoked a little weed. He was arrested,
charged with criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication. So I don't
know how your weekend went, but you can't control yourself.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
Did he say, like, hey, can I get out of
jail because I got to go run the camera for
Benson Boone?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Like how do they know you peed in the store?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Me?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Been there?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Like?

Speaker 8 (48:12):
Yeah, out in public where I was wasted, not really
knowing where I was.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, I mean I thought I thought I thought when
you said been there, I thought you said.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Was like a phone booth. That was like it was
kind of like a like an art piece. I thought
it was a bathroom. But you want to I was wasted.

Speaker 10 (48:36):
You didn't know where he was.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
I didn't know where it was, and I thought it
was a like a porter And then so people had
to pull me out and I got ejected from the venue.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah, did they still give people when you get busted
for public urination? Are you? Are you still put on
the sex offender? The sex offenders always the rumor. I
don't know if that was actually.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
Yeah, but I don't know that was hor I don't
know if that's I don't think that's a universal thing.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I thought that was maybe like you know, by jurisdiction
or something maybe depending on.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Where you did it down, because you're whipping it out right.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
I thought if it was like at a park or
something that's technically a playground for children, then well when
you got a pee, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Peek on City Hall once. I was so drunken on
this building.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I peing outside is great. It's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
This says I like it too.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
This says generally, you will not be put on the
sex offender registry. You will get something though for public
indecency or public news that would.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Suckime and nobody saw you.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
You're not exposing anything.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
I love peeing and well outside like I love.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Like in the forest or whatever, Like what's better.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I wouldn't think it'd be as cool or as fun
for a chick. It like more messy. I don't think
it is. It splatters, No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Are you peeing on like glass? I mean in parking
lots and stuff, and that I'm talking about like like
wooded areas.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I don't think that women have as sharpest stream as
a dude does. I wouldn't think so because it kind
of fans out right put a hose like a hose nose,
I have the different settings. It can fan out like
its fans out right. It's not like a it's not
like a laser stream. It's more like.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
A that's true. Like you put your thumb over the
hose like you said. But if you squat down and
you're on just a little bit of an incline, like
you'll be cool, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah, like if it's going on to pine needles, right exactly,
it just seems like there's more opportunity for especially because
like you're also squatting down more right, I'm saying there's
there's more of an opportunity for a mess or take
the completely off.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, then really just spread your like really get in there.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, Like somebody, are you my wife? Are you wiping
after you pee? And I go, no, I was using
the bidet because we have one of those butt washing
toilet seats, which I love. I've told you it's that
in the King's Eye match are two game changes that
you should, at some point in your adult life invest
in a good mattress and uh yeah, like a good

(51:08):
adult king sized mattress at some point, and then the
butt washing toilet seat you should enjoy the luxury of
that at some point. Now, when you use the butt
washing toilet seat, like, dude, the back of your balls
get so wet. I can only imagine.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
They're hanging in the way.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah. So like when I get up from using the bidet,
I don't necessarily I don't have to clean my ass.
That my ass is clean, but I do have to
dry the backside of my balls.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Your backsack.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
Yeah, the backsack needs to get dried. It's so Yeah,
but they have dryers, the fancy ones that.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
You do, and that's as annoying as the hand dryers
and public rests. It takes too long. It takes too long.
It's like it's just two it's yeah, it's it's quicker
just to stand up, grab some toilet paper, dry it. Yeah,
just wipe the backside of your balls down.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I do have a question and be done.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
This does bag the question when you guys are say,
you shake and you shake and you but you still
get some like p in your pants.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Why don't you wipe with a piece of toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Because the whea wiping is just for whatever was on
the on the tip. It's inside still and then it
comes out and then you almost have.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
To like a straw with like Dike coke.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Still you almost you almost have to like tug yourself
off like a little bit, like like you go, you know,
like when you're squeezing that last bit toothpaste out of
the out of the tube. Yeah, like you go, you
go to the base down where it meets the balls
and you kind of have to like kind of ring
it out.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
It's so funny. It's not just shake.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I think the people who just shake those are the
people who end up in there. You really got see
you really kind of got a squeeze and the kind
of like milk it out of. Dude, it is so
funny that you said the thing. Because I was at
the mall just the other day.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
It looks like someone was jerking out.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
I was like, I was like, dude, weird is this
guy like yeah something? And I was like, Oh, he's
just like, you know, trying to get out. But this
was weird. First second there, I thought he was straight
up je.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
When I was a kid, I went on a road
trip with a friend and his parents, and the dad
would go into the public bathroom, use the urinal to pee,
and then go into the stall and poop.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Isn't that weird? Why not just do both in the toilet?
I think it's strange. And Bort does this, I've noticed,
like it doesn't matter even if he was in there
by himself, Like I come into the bathroom after he's
already been in there. He's only a stall guy. He's
only a stall guy.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Yeah, no matter what.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
And he says it's for safety reasons. What some people
can't come up behind him. He doesn't like to do what.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I think or did something to him while he was
peeing and it traumatized him.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
That right.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Just came up behind him and took him from behind.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
When your brother does that, when you at urinal.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Be rightwhile will continue search for the perfect wig.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Sorry, I min hair system, get it, that's not my scalp.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
No, what do you go?

Speaker 12 (54:07):
We'll return.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
You were here now now.

Speaker 13 (54:14):
It is show all right, into another new hour insensitivity
trending for a politically correct world, Woody greg Man, we
got Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Sammy's here, Morgan is here. If the phone's open eight
seven seven forty four, Wooding, you can send us your
text Texas over two two nine eight seven trending news
headlines coming up for you at this hour. Hopefully the
weekend was good weekend. Cheers and jeers, Gina, how was
your weekend. You're moving, Yeah, so you're packing, as we heard,

(54:49):
crazy busy. We just want to make sure that Sea
Bass is very clear she is not sick. Yeah, even
though she's bring and she sounds mega congested and she's
doing all this kind of stuff over there. Baby, she
say it's from packing because she's moving and all the dust.

(55:11):
So not to be concerned, Sea Bass. It's very because
this is the.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Only reason I say it is because what he laid
down this law many long time ago about if you
bringing their sicknesses, if you have a fever, and then
it was immediately ignored.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
It was no, it was a fever.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It was ignored by you. You had a fever and
you came to work.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
That was a couple of days after the edict was made. Yeah, no, no, no,
I didn't come to work with a fever.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
No. I had gone downhill big time during the show
where I've left and I felt awful like that one
day that was like standing here, like leaning up against it.
I think you know.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I don't come to work with No, I don't come
to work with a fever.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
I don't. I got to look at the history. Look
at it. Check the tape, look at it. I'm telling you,
I don't got to check the tape. Have I been
sick here, yes, but I don't. I do not come
in with a fever. I don't. I don't know if
you have a fever.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
And let me also put on that specific rule is
very stupid because fevers aren't the only way germs spread.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Nobody would be at work if every time somebody had
like a sinus thing going on or whatever, like nobody be.
It's also incorrect.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
And also okay for the people who are in here
all you know, morning when when we're in here, this
is I do this every day like this is not
this is not.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
News again anyway, just Sea Bass is the most concerned.
And then also by the way, when Sea Bass does
have something going on, what is it? What was the thing, Sammy?
Because you're right next to him all the time. Oh yeah,
he's like very like over the top dramatic about it.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
You can just coughing into the mic constantly.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I don't recall that that happened.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Check the tape. Great when you bring out that history
book to that page, when I go through the tapes,
when you go through the.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Tapes that did does on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I just go through tape, so weekend cheers and jas.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
So I didn't have much time to do anything else
except you know, discover new dust bunnies. But I did
watch that documentary that everybody is talking about. And when
I say everybody, I mean my social media was so
filled with this. I was like, I got to check
this thing out. And once the kid went to bed
and Andy and I started watching Unknown Number the High
School Catfish.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Do you want to see that dying laughing?

Speaker 7 (57:20):
I don't know, laughing, dude, I don't know if it's
supposed to be serious, but we morgan. It was a
NonStop com comedic romp.

Speaker 10 (57:27):
Which is yeah, because the people are all characters.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Well that yeah, Wait, so the story is spoiler alert? No,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
So like the story document this girl.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
Is getting just lit up on text and from an
unknown number saying the most vile things to.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Her and file sexual.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
And nobody can figure out where they're coming from.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
So you can see it's hilarious. But these are people,
it's not.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
It's not a movie.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
It's a real thing.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
When you watch it, it will be so hard not
to laugh, because, first of all, when they do like
instead of just you know, they like they'll type out
the text on the screen, but they do like a funny,
like filtered voice, like you're a bitch, nobody like you,
and it's really funny. And then all I'll say is
when you discover who it is, the whole thing, just.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Everybody knows who it is. It was the girl's mom.

Speaker 12 (58:18):
There you go, spoilers, a spoiler when it's a true story.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It was not. It's like saying that Menendez brothers all well,
spoiler that this wasn't a big.

Speaker 11 (58:30):
National When you watch the trailer, it doesn't mention who
it is.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
It's well, it's the mom and it's story. It was,
But I.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Didn'tn't find it pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
It was that girl's mom or some other It was
her very.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Like I would imagine, fairly mentally problem daughter.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
But like, yeah, I mean, do you want to explain
why she was doing that? Then you do need to
watch it. You didn't need to watch it.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
And my jeers is and actually I think Sea Best
might be the only one who knows this parking a holes.
I've never seen anything this bad before in my life.
I had to tweet it out and be like cart
narks on the parknarks.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Oh yeahs for a while.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Okay, have you ever seen anything this egregious? This is okay?
I was going to the grocery store. I've never seen
anything it.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
All the time we had to go around, I was like,
this is there's somebody trying to back out.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
What's going on? Nobody in this giant I believe dodge Ram.
It's not even halfway pulled into two spaces. I just
got out of the car and walked into the grocery store.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
My guess is this is like just some dude trying
to flex a super old person or some chick that
texting to tell you and didn't realize how far away
from the parking lot she was.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I'll tell you what that is. It's a it's a
super wide, super long truck. So this guy goes, well,
I can't get it in the one space, and even
if you split it up between two spaces, now you're
sticking out into the uh into the lane of traffic
behind you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
So half thee no where near the ending.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I'm not I'm not agreeing with this person. I'm telling
you this is probably the thought process because there are
so many people and you watch them in parking lots
all the time. They have no idea where the corners
of their own car are. And I found the person
in the smallest car has the hardest time, Like you
have this tiny little like economy whatever ish box that
you're driving around and you're doing a seventeen point turn

(01:00:27):
to turn around. I do hate those people, Like, dude,
you have another seven feet behind you to keep backing
up and keeping the wheel cut so you can get
out of this spot, like I'm but everybody's you're holding
everybody up because you have no idea where the corners
of your car.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
But do you get out of this car and walk
in the store and never look back?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
You can't be like, yes, did I?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
People are in fogs all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Well, I waited for a while to see who was
gonna get in this car, and I tried to profile
because I did pin like a couple of tattooed guys, But.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
No, not them.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
I'll never know, And I hate I couldn't believe how
egregious this was well, you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Have park narks, magnets and that say, I park like
a real duty head. And think about two years ago
some guy tried to beat me up because he just
parked in the fire and went inside the store to
go pee, and then he saw the magnet and he
wanted to have fisticuffs with But it's not Unfortunately, it's
not as not well, fortunately it's not as common as
people think it is. People see what genus ses and
they pointed out very rightly so. But it's just as

(01:01:21):
someone who spends a lot of time in parking lots,
you're not going to see that. It's not as it's
not as common as we believe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
And then the other the other thing about people in
parking lots, do you not see like, let's say you're
just driving down, you're looking for a parking spot, all right,
and you're just driving down there's people parked in their side.
Do you not see when someone's halfway backed out of
the spot to stop and you got a motor throw Oh,

(01:01:46):
you know what, if I really quick, hurry up, I'll
scoot around them as they're in the process of actively
backing out of a spot. That has been an issue
for a while has gotten way more out of control.
I think over the past few months they don't realize
that people can't. You threw other cars, right, Yeah? And
why is it that at the grocery store everything's in
an emergency?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Yeah, when a rush and you're I need chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Like you, you're asking for an accident because you you
would be the one at fault. I would imagine, well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
The one going forward? Yeah, yeah, always, Yeah, totally. People
are just a holes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Nobody nobody has any spatial awareness.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Everybody's everyone's on their phone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, uh menus weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
I started the weekend I went to Disneyland because it's
Halloween time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
And there was date day with dumbass times. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
I went with dat and we had a wonderful time.
Saw a lot of Woody Show listeners out there and
enjoying themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
That was really cool. And then the next day I
went to.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
This car drifting event that a listener listen uh invited
me to and a ton of Woody Show listeners were
there too. Also three of the drivers they're Woody Show listeners,
and there was I met one another listener that was
in town from New Mexico to check out the event
and uh, and he would like to happily report you

(01:03:05):
know what that uh that hot dog spot the doghouse
that we want to Ye, they now take credit cards.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
A huge news in New Mexico. So in a society
that no longer uses cash for anything, and like you
have a cash business.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Yeah, it was welcome to but yeah, the Carters event
was really awesome. They're gonna do it again November first
in Vegas, so if you want to go check that out.
Then the next day on Sunday morning, I went to
the flea market and I didn't I've been trying to
figure it out. And I used AI to try to
explain to me what's the difference between a swap meat
and a flea market? And I guess, let's step back

(01:03:44):
in the day people would trade goods, but now it's
the same. Now they're exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Say. I always thought it was just like some people
call it soda, some people say pop. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
Yeah, so I went and checked that out again. More
what do you show listeners out there about? It's surprising people, listen, guys,
it was really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
We'll sit because we look at each other all the time,
and you have no idea what the hell is going
on out there? Is anybody even listening to this?

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Probably, but people do listen nons Yeah, oh yeah, they
did have a cool knife. Always cool knives there talk
to the sky about her knife. But my jeers is
when I was at Disney, I pulled the total Sammy guys.
When I went back to the car, I actually I
had some awareness where I parked. I looked at what
section I was in everything, and then when I went

(01:04:33):
back to go to my car, I'm like, I can't
find my car. Where is So you didn't have a
where I did, but I know I was like, oh,
I was at I'm Mickey nine C.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
I was parked right next to it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
That's where I'm at, So you can take the reservation
like I.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Know, I know parts and I'm walking and I'm walking
and I'm almost at the end of the parking garage.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
But then I spot a Woody show listener.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
We start talking and then I realized I'm like, oh wait,
I'm back where the listeners parking. So I kind of
like slowed down because I don't want them to realize
that I like, I'm lost, and I totally over overshot
where I just where I parked. Yeah, so because I
looked like a weirdo, I said hi to them. Now
I'm following them back another way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
So it took me about ten minutes to find my parking.
But I didn't ask for assistance like when Sammy got
Yeah I needed Yeah, she was on the wrong floor, right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I was on the wrong floor.

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
Yes, And I also never paid attention to where I
parked at all.

Speaker 10 (01:05:35):
It was just shooting in the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Always that you have all the employees coming out that
would work to help you drive around looking for you're
a dude. Yeah, no, that doesn't happen when I doesn't
happen when you're a guy. Yeah does no, it doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:05:48):
I know guys that I happened to who made me
feel better when I lost my car?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Chance? No chance, that sucks, man, Let me know if
you find it. That's what ye. Sea Bass Weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Cheers to MENACE's Seahawks for scoring a touchdown on their
own kickoff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
That was pretty sweet. Ye never saw that before.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Yeah, for folks who don't know they If you're not
familiar with the new kickoff rules, if the ball lands
in that zero to twenty yard line, the landing zone.
The landing zone. Yes, it's it's a live ball. That's
part of the fun of the new rules. It's like
you got to you got to move the ball, got
to keep it moving. Well, whoever that was on Pittsburgh
didn't realize that and let it's like kind of hit
him in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
But you think if you're like in the NFL, you're
in a brookie or not your time job. Yeah, this
kind of memorize everything. You're a professional, you're on special teams.
You would think it would be like, you know every
rule it's out, you would you would think it'd be
in your own best interest to understand the rule, especially
if you're one of the guys where the ball could
potentially land. Yeah, So is this just going.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
To be a p or is this going to be
a grand opening, grand closing for this guy came out?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Is he what I didn't see? Is he like a
Usually if you're on that team, you're on the you're
on the edge.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Well, there there was a guy in the Jets who
gave up a fun against the Steelers in Week one
and they cut him because that was that Like, that's
what ended the game for them really at the end
of their shot. Uh, I'm in favor of cutting this guy.
Damn that this point because he didn't he let the
ball go incompetency. Now here's here's the other thing. Uh,

(01:07:18):
the defense that they were touting going into the sea,
it's the highest paid defense in the NFL. They were
touting it. This is an historic defense. They're historically bad.
They suck.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Suck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
The Steelers defense blows. You have the Jets and the
Seahawks just marching down the field and having their way
with you. It's it's embarrassing. Did you see so embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
The Falcons versus the field goalfest?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yes, it was nothing but field.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
So there have to do something about that. Caleb Johnson,
he was a third rounder this year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
For the Steelers. Butcher cheers, well, cheers was the Seahawks
for doing this?

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
You know? Cheers.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
A Costco man is going go in the hallway and
see what's on the table, bring it in for everybody.
I go going to Costco and they just everything. They
are super cheap. Still have the dollar fifty Lizzie and
oh yeah, and I'm sitting there in line for the
Costco and I'm like, why don't I just buy a
whole pizza, because so damn cheap, this huge eighteen inch pizza.
It's still like nine bucks or whatever. So that was

(01:08:20):
that was fun. Jeers. However, let's menus digs into the pizza.
So my the person who can't throw their trash away,
my complex is on the on the attack again. This
time Greg new level. They have kind of a sort
of an overstupped trash bag. So here's what they did
with it, Greg, I'll have people described that to the
audience and all, here you go, whatody as well?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Oh okay, so I'm looking at a trash shoot which
wide open and a huge trash bag just jammed into it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Like happened? Did they not get their trash bag down
the shoot?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
No one else can't either. No, it's blocked completely.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
It's fully crammed into and take it up with that? Now, Greg,
let's say you had a large trash bag. What would
you do to get it in that shoot? Why don't
you think would be some options?

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Well, I would either go to the actual dumpster physically,
or perhaps re arrange the bag.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Step out, take some stuff out, like fifth floor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Okay, so maybe it's five stories tall where it's all
built up because it's so full down below.

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
I mean that I lived in shoot buildings like this.
But what I would do, I would because I've been
in this situation before. I just grabbed my broom and
I shove it down.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
So now what I did inspect the shoot was wide open,
and I also did that. Greg I opened up the
bag and inspected. And guess what idiot here who? They
left some of their mail?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
So guess who got their trash bag right back in
the door.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
They know that said, I'm a big I'm a big
fat pig who can't return my own track.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
You've seen those.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
I've started putting those out around here. So they sea
bass for the gear, for a crammage, for showing them
what's what? Okay, yeah, you two got their trash exactly why?
Because I'm a pig and I'm curious guy or girl.

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The name was a lady name. However, the next day
I saw a very large gentleman walking into that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
By the way, I did arm myself with some pepper spray,
just in case, just case. Like the second I dropped
the trash the door opened. Some giant dudes there. I
love that trash narks and pizza narks, Yes, pizza narks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Well, I'll be had a great weekend. Wherever you want
to share with us, you can text over to two
to nine eighty seven about whatever's going on there. This
one five? Well, what I didn't know anything about the ending,
the unknown number, the high school catfish, And now I
know the ending before I even watch it. That sucks. Well,
it's a true story. Well, and it's been out for
how long now? A few weeks at least?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
And I told you it's been out for I would
say a month. She had delivered the news perfectly. And
what he decided to crap on?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
No, because it's true story and it's been out for
a month. It's not like it just came out this weekend.
I've been here multiple text blaming you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Sure, because ye people are losers? Five three zero?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
What he saved everyone two plus hours of their time
watching that show. Listening to teenagers tell their story makes
you want to contemplate suicide instead. I fell asleep. I
asked my wife, who was the text recaller? Like I said,
time saved?

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
So n I really did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
You're welcome. We're gonna take a care. My apologies. I
honestly I forgot. Honestly, I was gonna watch. I warned
you beforehand. Now I warned you before you said it.
I don't listen to you. There's a chocolate cookie in
that box too. But oh damn, thank you. Maybe I
will start this time. But when it comes to first
of all, what was the what was the rule that

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we had we determined just to let's just say it
wasn't a true story.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
It wasn't like a new movie. There's a new movie
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
What's a week a week a week. This has been
out for a friggin month. They didn't have time. Oh well,
maybe get that. I still watch sixteen Candles? Is there
a spoiler in there? Actually know about ye? She gets
with the yeah, so, oh damn. Now I'm not going
to watch it after the wedding. It's a it's just
not only is it a true story, but since this
thing has come out, there have been a but I've

(01:12:11):
seen a ton of stuff. I knew what the story
was before I even knew about the documentary, because.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
There are all these articles about it. Somehow, unknown call
or whatever, somehow Gina managed to tell it without the spoiler.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Does spoiler spoilers? Stop it with all that month. It's
bad if you were so into it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
No way, it has the Wikipedia is August twenty ninth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
It is August twenty ninth. You ruined it Woods when
I came in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
With it fortnite. Okay, almost like everything we said is correct.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Anyway, you ruined it for me. Let's just leave it
at that. Yeah, now I'm not going to watch now
now Greg's not gonna watch a lot. Yeah. Anyway, Well,
I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Really bad you guys. Oh wait, what's it on again?

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
It's on Netflix. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Oh and by the way, long Duck Dung is a
total goodie goodie, but then he gets drunk and hooks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
He's able.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
He's our missile.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Now you're stuck with us, least until you change the
station or turn the podcast off. However you're listening to that. Yeah,
phones open eight Wooding, send us your text this morning
over to two two nine eight seven. We are checking
in with Gina grad and she's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
Well, the Emmy Awards were passed out last night and
one show made some huge history menace.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I think you're the only one who watches it. Seth
Rogan and the studio cleaned up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
We love the studio. Nobody loves Hollywood more than Hollywood.
You make a movie or a TV show that has
to do with Hollywood itself on the back. Oh my god,
the studio is actually funny. It's available on Apple.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I don't see this as being like a self indulgent
thing too much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
If Menace likes it, no, it could have been half
as good as it is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I've heard it's good.

Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
It's very self deprecating about Hollywood on how stupid Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Is, right, but I'm saying anything that has to that
is about Hollywood industry. They obviously will celebrate, of course celebrate,
they'll love, They'll give awards to yep, and they did.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
They broke the record for most Emmy wins for a
single season with thirteen of them, including Outstanding Comedy Series
and Best apps Actor for Seth Rogan And on the
drama side, the Pit did real good, with Catherine Lanassa
and Noah Wiley winning Best Supporting Actress, the Best Actor.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
That chick that we used to work with, she was
in our digital department and we were in this meeting,
all staff meeting it was already dragging on super long time,
and they go, oh, so, uh so, what's happening in
digital and she brings up all these like things that
have been posted that the stats on different posts and
the station has made or whatever. She goes, well, we
posted this and that did good, and then we posted

(01:14:33):
this and that did good, like just like that, and
that did good, and this went on for that that
that did good has caught on and has now become
a thing for the past five years. Yea, also, but
I love this good looking at this.

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Yeah, after the stat thing, they pull up this this calendar,
this calendar and it had every single holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
And I said, yeah, so what's coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And it was like, well, if you guys need ideas
on what to post, so Tuesday's National cat Day, and
then Wednesdays can be National dog in the birthday is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
National Burrito Day, and then oh we can read it.
We see have like three hundred of them.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
These people saw the job. They fired everybody else.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Adolescens made history. The star Owen Cooper. He became the
youngest male actor to win an Emmy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
He was fifteen.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
Oh, and that show won for Outstanding Limited or Anthology Series.
It was like Greg's favorite show, so it's super impressive
that they did it in one Yeah, everything was one take.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I love that kid. So boring that kid's speech because
he had like a hardcore accent.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Yeah, well it shows you her hard acting as if
a fifteen year old.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Kid said in one take, he has proved that if
you know, you just stick with it. Fifteen forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Yeah, your life's working to it. And to wrap it up,
Steve A.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Colbert won the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series, and instead
of calling out CEBs, he actually thanked them for giving him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
The privilege of being part of a late night tradition.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
Comedian Nate Surghatzy was the host, and he hyped a
plan to accept it for the acceptance speeches to go short.
It didn't work, but the show went long as usual,
and instead of the traditional monologue and making jokes about
the nominees, he actually went with this, forty.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Five seconds, that's what you got to start the show.
I am going to donate one hundred thousand dollars to
the Boys and Girls Club of America. So if you
stay forty five seconds, it stays.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
At one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Every second you go over forty five seconds, we will
adduct one thousand dollars away from.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
The Boys and Girls Club. I know, I know, I
can't change it. This is a game I'm made up
and then these are the rules. So I like him,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
So the acceptance speeches ran super long. They would have
been in negative numbers, but to get out of the
red end of the show by announcing they were donating
three hundred and fifty K to the Boys and Girls Club.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Wow, you got it. You can't have the threat without
the enforcement name.

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
I think it was more just for the fun what
he was going. I liked when it went minus. It
was hilarious. I didn't watch it. I just heard about
it and I saw a little clip of it. Do
you remember like they do the cold opens on SNL
and he did that one bit where he's like George
Washington or whatever and like, well, you know what we're
gonna call this whatever the inch? Yeah, well, I don't know.

(01:17:22):
Well he did the same kind of thing. But for
the for the Emmys last night, here was some pretty fun.

Speaker 14 (01:17:26):
I dreamed that one day there will be a channel
for every interest, the travel Channel for Travel, the Food
Network for food, and the History Channel for history.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
No Aliens, there won't be history on the History Channel,
sir No, just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
As there will be no learning on the Learning.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
Channel because every time I don't know why, but that channel,
the History Channel is always on when I go to
a hotel, and every single time it's like Ancient Aliens
is always the same stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Yeah, a week two of the NFL season is almost
in the books. On Sunday Night football last night, the
Falcons went into Minnesota kicked their way to victory with
five field goals.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
They won twenty two to six. Woodies Steelers got crushed
by the Seahawks thirty one seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Sorry, it was a three point game, Yeah, right up
until that rookie ruined it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Yeah, well he doesn't know how kickoffs, Werek apparently, and
the Rams took down Rookie cam Ward and the Titans
thirty three to nineteen. The Chiefs are zero to two
after losing to the Eagles and yesterday's Super Bowl rematch,
and the first superstar injury of the season has happened.
Bengals QB Joe Burrow left the game and might need
toe surgery. Yeah, out for like three months. Yeah, it's

(01:18:42):
a turf toe, right, and Cincinnati's backup did well and
they still got the win over the Jags. Week two
wraps up tonight with a Monday night football doubleheader. First game,
Bucks and Texans, second game, Chargers and Raiders.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah, there was an update this morning. Joe Burrow to
undergo toe surgery, miss at least three Yeah. Yeah, that's
an NFL dot com so I'd say that's pretty official.
It sucks for you since like everything in Ohio sucks,
but like, yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Chili sucks in Cincinnati. I mean he was taken out
his first season like hardcore. Yeah, like he was the
only hope that that city has for anything fun and
now he's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Although I'm not sure who the backup is. But he
came in and did a really good job yesterday. Yeah. Yeah,
he threw like three touchdowns or something. And let's see
how he does after fifteen sacks a game. Well, yeah,
once anybody gets any film on this guy, That's that's
the thing. Like when you've not seen a quarterback, you know,
people can come in, they can light things up pretty
well until you know, the other teams come out. Yeah,
until the other teams get the film on the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Dude, and also the Bengals notoriously terrible offensive line. Jake Browning,
Jake brown Jake Browning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Yeah, I forget what his stats were yesterday, but he
did pretty well, like stepping in the same thing with
the forty nine ers because Brock parties out. And so
who's the it's a spacing everybody's name today. No, no,
Groppolo has been gone for a while. Marcus Russell. It's
your team. I know a quarterback. I didn't even watch yesterday. Wow. Wow,

(01:20:02):
I was dealing with the diarya from the Patriots Mac Jones.
There you go, Like he came in, he kicked ass,
like he lit it up yesterday. So these two backups
came in and yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
That make it for yourself. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Brock Schmock, the governor of Utah, is saying that the
twenty two year old shooter in the Charlie Kirk murder
isn't cooperating at all. He's in custody and about to
hear charges, but he hasn't confessed to the crime yet.
Despite this, everyone in this dude's life is cooperating, including
his family who turned him in. His friends, his roommate
slash partner whose transgender. They said they were quote aghast

(01:20:38):
after finding out he was the shooter, and the partner
is fully cooperating with authorities and handing over anything they
have on him. While cops continue to grill this guy.
Some other details are coming out. Apparently he was a furry,
so in everyone's quest to get more into this dude,
they found some of his online profiles on furry sites.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
So that, yeah, I've seen a lot of like red
it and not read it, but four chan and furries
and all the stuff that Menace hates at menis and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
All that would be at Carton Arks means you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
But yeah, like the language of gaging.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Well, and if you're looking for some kind of like
you know what got him so fired up?

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
And so uh, you know Charlie Kirk super traditionalists when
you know women should be staying home and you know,
with the kids and that kind of thing and whatever,
and so if you have a roommate, slash partner whatever
who's transgender and you have all those issues or whatever,
so you're gonna get fired up.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
People saying, oh, he was even to the right of
Charlie Kirk, like I don't think that's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Gena is not wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
Initially they were saying that, but I mean everyone's just everyone.
People like, well, what does the transgender thing have to
do with anything?

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I think, well, the reason because people are looking for
the most like what got what got this person so
fired up? They're gonna I'm gonna kill this guy? And
like what could what could? And that could possibly you
have someone in your life who's transgender and somebody who's
not about that. Uh, I could see where that would be.
Uh and we still would ignite your anger.

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
Yeah, we don't don't really know anything. So people are
just throwing stuff at the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Well, I can't wait to hear all about it. When
he starts talking and he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Why you know you're getting the death penalty? Well, he
told his dad, your life is over, so what's the
point of participating.

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Well, then you at least you have something to trade,
you know, take that off, take death, prison.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
For life, or I'm going to get the death penal.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
Get extra macaronis from Noah exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Well, all over the country, people are being suspended or
fired for their posts about Charlie Kirk Online, Delta, American
United Airlines, all suspended employees for posts about the shooting.
All three airlines say that the employees post violated company
social media policies and values by going beyond respectful debate.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
In New Jersey, this is crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
A surgeon at a local hospital allegedly said that Kirk
deserved to be killed, and that led a nurse to
sharing her appalled reaction, you know, like the on Instagram. Well,
the hospital saw the post and suspended the nurse without pay.
She's doing the hospital. No word on if the surgeon
is facing any kind of discipline from the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Oh so wait, so the surgeon who puss? Yeah, they
just came down there.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
It makes no sense and it seems like it would
be all or nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Both of them are Neither did the surgeon post though,
or allegedly allegedly posted deserve to be killed?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
So yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:21):
And then over in Phoenix, a guy was arrested after
stomping on a memorial for Kirk outside of Turning Point
USA's headquarters.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
It's all on video. Some guy intervened by pushing him
to the ground and then he was surrounded by cops.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Only there was a way to have an opinion and
just kind of sit on.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
It just kind of have a different posting. We can't
be done.

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
The biggest movie in theaters this week was the Demon
Slayer franchise, and it set a record for best opening
for an anime movie in history.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Can you explain this to us menas what the hell
is this?

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Hunter the box office?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I mean that's only fifteen not K Pop, Demon Hunters,
Demon Slayer. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
It also opened as the best animated movie of the
year so far. The Conjuring Last Rites felled a second,
Downton Abbey, the Grand Finale.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
That's what his favorite?

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
That was at third, The Long Walk debuted at fourth,
and the re release of Toy Story rounded out the
top five.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Due when the re release of Toy Story is the
fifth biggest movie, like are we in s summer?

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Still?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
And needless to say, very slow time at the movies.
Like you said later this week, I hadn't even heard
of this. Jordan Peele's new football horror movie called him you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Haven't seen Billboards.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
No, it's a guy that's like shirtless with his hands
out holding a football and he's all bloody.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I've seen that Billboards. I'm intrigued.

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
And then Walton with Walton with Brando. That's about Marlon Brando,
who's being played by Billy Zay. He's going to make
an appearance here in our studio later this week. So
that's gonna be fun, and we'll wrap up with some
woody show food nude.

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Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
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you show up to the restaurant in a college football jersey,
you can get a free entree when you buy another
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Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
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Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
Yeah.

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Some restrictions apply, but just go in with your jersey,
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Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Whenni All right, So Browning for the backup for the
Bengals twenty one of thirty two, two touchdowns but three interceptions.
Quarterback writing of sixty nine. No, not great, not that great.
Not the way they were pumping. I was watching like
some of the you know postgames, yeah, the recap stuff,
and they were all over this dude, like, oh man,

(01:25:45):
he came in. He really did a great job, and they,
you know, I guess they're just trying to calm the
Bengals fans down.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah, you're screwed, Bengals.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah. Mac Jones twenty six for thirty nine, three touchdowns,
no interceptions, quarterback rating of one thirteen point one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Well that leads into the war parc that Bill Belichick
just sucks and ruined mac Jones.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Maybe Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie, you could
text us if you like. Over to two two nine
eighty seven. We got some more Woody Show for you.
Next ten, don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be
right back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
To this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
It's the Woody Show. I had one story about the
nurse and the Charlie Kirk Oh, yeah, who got mad
at the doctor for you know, making comments saying he
deserves their die whatever. She complained about it, and then
they suspended.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Her without a guy.

Speaker 12 (01:26:37):
Yeah, wires Cross, I would like to know more about that. Yeah,
Like he just does on the services the scene, right,
But there's another doctor in the news. This guy's trying
to get his medical license back. He lost it back
in twenty twenty three when he was in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Of someone's gallbladder surgery and told everybody there in the
in the room that he needed to take a comfort break,
and so he asked another doctor to monitor things. Why
he stepped out, which I guess happens. I guess that's
pretty normal. But what's not normal is that the doc
did it so he can go bang a nurse in
the supply closet. Nurse another nurse walked in on them.

(01:27:15):
She left, The doc finished up his business, came back
into the surgery about eight minutes later, So eight minutes.
It's a little eight minute love down, and they took
away his medical licenses. Now he's trying to get it back,
arguing that he didn't try to deny the allegations being honest.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
I mean, does the patient doesn't care? They're a sleep
We need doctors. Did the patient die?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Was it successful? Yeah? I don't care about it. Like
you watched The Gray's Anatomy, that's what they're all doing.
They're all hanging in they wanted like is that real?

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
Is that room?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Is that what's really going on to these hospitals or
all the doctors and nurses just hooking up in the
call the on call room and a lot of nurses
that listen to the show. Does that happen you guys?
Watch the pit that's the big show. Now show are
they all hooking up? Not on that way.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
No, they were doing it on Nurse Jackie, So that's normal.
He's very gory.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Yeah, you have got to watch the pit. It's not sexy,
so realistic from all your experience at the hospital or well.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
No, I mean they show a baby being born and
it's like you're watching an actual.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Birth like their time cards.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
This is how Oh no, no, I mean not really
goes guys like, no, the blood and I got here, okay,
I get her.

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
A hospital administrator, Yeah, you know my job, my past
life is a hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
I can tell you. That's very very graphic. It's just
the fact that he left a surgery in progress to
go bang this chicken the supply clause. How do you
have done it when he was not in the middle
of a surgery. Okay, I'll give my a break on
that couldn't in the middle of it the end of
the surgery. We need doctors eight seven, seven forty four

(01:28:53):
text over to two two nine eight seven show any
much in the word morons.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
Is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Well, this weekend it was the annual bring your own
cup day at seven Eleven's, and people try to get
creative and yeap, yeah, they try to do something. Oh
it's kind of cute.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Look at my fish bowl of cowboy boots.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Where then you got someone like Sea Bass who just
tries to be straight up obnoxious. Yeah, I try to
do what's the most obnoxious thing we can get away
with that would fit well fit within the parameters, because yeah,
there are rules. This isn't nam Donnie. Yeah, there's a rule.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
You need your continuity needs to be clean, water tight
and fit within a ten inch hole, so you can't
just bring it in a garbage can for instance.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
And they kind of sprung it on us last minute here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
I didn't even see anything from seven to eleven until
like two days beforehand on their social media. Somebody sent
me their Instagram posts.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
They'll probably try to keep it from you, Yeah, exactly,
this is I didn't see anything about it neither. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
It was something that typically is one of our big
holidays here on the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
And they get a lot of social media, you know,
stuff with people posting, and right, because you're still there's
all nothing this week. It's because they didn't really talk
about it. Yeah, I'm saying in the past where they've
announced it and then people have time to the news
station this is what we're gonna do, and then people
post online. Then you see some good stuff. But yeah,
because I think they downplayed it this year, they're probably

(01:30:19):
trying to phase it out.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Week, which I don't know why, because it's it's it's
such fun and whimsy it is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
You got to figure the local operators probably love it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
Yeah, No, I've been remember last year when I did
it not a fan, they said, we don't participate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Well, what's the profit margin on one of those? It's
got to be like right, because it's going to be
the cheapest thing and you bring your own cup.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
But if they're still charging you two bucks, yeah, and
like I said, you're getting I don't know, forty five
cents worth of slurpie. Yeah, and you're in the store
buying other things again the free press. So that's what
that's what we did this year, is I we've done
so many We've gone through I've done the colostomy bags.
That's right, the length of tu big into a trash
can head. Oh yeah, I wore I wore an aquarium

(01:31:04):
that wore waiters.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Oh the waiters man, he almost got a frostbited on ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
See, I should have followed Nathan for you because when
he wore a chili suit, he had to get protection right.
So to me, I said, well, you know what's coming
up this year? The fulsome street fairs right on the corner.
And one of the people, the types of people I
meet at the fulsome street fair are adult babies. So
I went to a target, bought a little baby bottle,
and I said, this is I'll go in there as

(01:31:31):
an adult baby. And what they what adult babies do
if you don't know, they they act out their baby
lifestyle throughout the day. It's not just about wearing diapers
and drinking out of bab os. They're talking and acting
as if they are a young child or even baby,
not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Well, let's find out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
As I took my took my baby bottle into the
local seven to eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Hell, whoa, I saw your.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Sign that it's when you own cup day. I got my.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Love that one. What if I take the nipple off.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
See I'm a widdow and I'm a little bare boy,
and my mommy said I could get my own slope.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Let me see, let me see. I reached it out.
Just okay, you can't bring that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Well he's trying to say, a regular cups, bring your own. Yeah, no, no, no,
I understand. But it seemed like it was just like,
bring a regular cup, not anything wacky.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Because I've coughd I've run into that before where they
with my wackiness and they're like, well, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Like, no, it follows the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
This is a drinking vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
It's a bottle, right, but they took the nipple off.
And when I argue the least bit, he's like, okay what.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
And so I give him his money.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
I got my allowance for queen and my wo.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Did they get you an allowance to work?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
You cool? To be fall fall things. I'm not the
best flavor I know that on that, Okay, we have
a flavor whatever, Like, does any of them taste like
green and milk from my bar china for something that's

(01:33:20):
got a picture of a dinosaur on disa.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
That's awesome. It like like I am not gonna I'm
going to get through this transaction, is all right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
So I uh they have like some Jurassic World tie in,
so of course as a little I love that. So
I grab some and then see if I can get him,
you know, to interact with me some more. I like dining.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Oh that's fast, Thank you so much. We do dare we? Sweet? Babe?

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
But did you hear this?

Speaker 9 (01:34:03):
Throw?

Speaker 14 (01:34:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
I got my nipple for my because I'm a little boy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Oh sir, could I get up? I never mind what
you want?

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Did he just like recoil?

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
He was just like I got things to do this. Sorry,
we're done here, dude. There's a guy, there's one seven
eleven that I'll stop at every once in a while,
and I am so over the top friendly with this
guy because he's such a grump. He doesn't speak to anybody,
doesn't say a word to any customer, everybody, Hey man,
how are you, and just sit there with that like
look on his face, that resting bitch face, doesn't say

(01:34:40):
a word. Rings you up and they go, all right, man,
I appreciate you. Have a good day. The guy doesn't move,
he said, doesn't do it. No, doesn't do anything. I
would love to see you go in and and freak
up day. This guy and I did see one day
he was he was like leaving as I was walking in.
He does ride a bike to work. Yeah, regular things
must be he and he's an older dude.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
Give me give me the address though, because remember when
we had the same issue with the coffee shop lady.
She was the same attitude. And remember I called and
I said, stop being a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Remember that, and she was just she lightened up. Yeah.
Two ways to.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Handle this either like kill them with kindness until they
come around to your side.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
Or just say hey, stop being a bitch or two
route which obviously Sam you know what I'm talking about.
Or ask them for a hug, do the strip teas
in the seven eleven so she smiles, bring your.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Own cup day.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
So this brought me back to what you guys to
talk about here about sometimes you just find the perfect person.
And that's what I found when when we did the
diaper one where I pretended to walk in as if
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
It was seven alone does bring you a cup day?

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
But I was wearing an adult diaper not as a
baby this time, but as an incontinent person. I'm creving
myself out with this baby. Uh so, so yeah, that's
the thing here. Sometimes you find just the right operator
of the store who's just gonna who's not gonna avoid
you as the first guy rightfully dead, but we'll really
engage with you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
Bring your coup and we.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Set it up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
And when I targ you for one eddy night, Okay,
my god, I don't have to see that cup you bring.

Speaker 6 (01:36:13):
Oh bring forget a cup you can get launched up
for nine. I do have something that does hold liquids,
my adult diaper that I wear.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
What do you need for that?

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Let's put slurpees in your.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Human being, a monkey's human being or you monkey? You
just got served see.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
But then when you, as someone who does silly whimsies stuff,
when you run into this guy, you're like, oh, yes,
because the first guy is classic, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Like no, yeah, this guy wants to partake. So then
when you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Find a guy who wants to call me a monkey,
you say, well, maybe, look, let's let's negotiate a little
bit about this transaction. Maybe we can work something else
that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
Could you look at the rules I can pull the
rules up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
You have for a guy who did even know is
bring your own cup day. You're armed with the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
That's a logic trap. Yeah he's not that smart. Yeah,
you're familiar with the rules, the rules, you're so happy
to have them.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
Oh that makes me say, I'll show you a sample,
put a little bit in just you can see. Yes, yes,
I'll give you the two dollars. Right about three dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
He's telling his other worker to take a picture of me.
But it's kind of nice that he's militant about cleanling. Yeah,
was texting you about the first ones that I would
love this seven eleven workers so much more if you
were to just kick sea beasts out of the store instead.
We need to give these people not to be comfortable
going out in public as a baby. That's true. Look,
don't tolerate this stuff. That's that says. They were all
smiling and laughing, having fun, and then it turned.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Dark the second I went of my pants shrag it out.
So yeah, now they're coming after me and they yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Want me to leave their damn store.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
There's no poop in me. I promise you can see
it's clean. Need we don't need to prove. My name
is Mike Caplan.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Eleven. I won't let you do it. If you want
to cross the club, certain for you.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
But that's not an emergency.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
That's what emergencies for for kids.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
What's for kids?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
You take from your pants and you want to do
that dirty and then.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
With that it's not dirty, it's no. But look I
told you it's clean.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
You're not nasty. Get the man, you know, he did
the right thing.

Speaker 8 (01:38:24):
I would go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Happily, that's nice clean Mike Kaplan. Yeah, the show Killer
and the show that's our old boss who he likes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Guys and diapers.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Are barely out of the fact. I wasn't following.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
She was pulling this whole it's for kids thing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
What is that crap? Stupid ass?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
I'm about that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Sure, yes, you're stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:38:48):
I've just had a medical condition. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Well, well that's the point is that you could be
creative and use different things not being created, because like
on the website, that took that of your parts and
you're gonna touch our stuff and that's bro.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
I will put it on the I will put it below.
I'll put it below.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
You have to go police for that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
That's not police worthy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
You guys, don't you know what that's this is, that's nasty,
it's not I'm not gonna touch any You're gonna have
the kids touch that after you got out of your pants.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
But I'm not gonna put it. I'm gonna put it below.
I'm not gonna touch it's stupid. All right, Well, thank
you for I'm sorry. Well that's not nice time, mom a.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Sorry crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Why are they being all.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
Extra You gave them the best day of their life
because they're going to talk about this forever because you
know I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Was born stupid. That's not nice, like hids again, I'm
just here more than at seven eleven. Not only need
to really make paper.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Said before like this is the day of their lives,
Like when I do this with the taco bell, bring
your onn taco thing like that, they should be people
get angry at me for that. This should be the
most fun thing ever exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
This guy brought his diaper in. It's the most exciting
thing you're gonna experience.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
You can get up early that day the day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
That's right, Well, it's another year, bring your own cup
day there at seven to eleven. I've got a barely
used baby bottle. If anybody knows it does clear. Yeah,
he showed that a second seven The Woody Show. Has
anybody here's a question? Is anybody listening? Ever had to

(01:40:19):
file acclaim with Amazon, meaning not that you didn't get
a package, but there was like some kind of like
they cause some kind of damage to property. No, no,
not the property.

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
I had to file a claim, but it didn't It
wasn't for that. I got dog food delivered. It was
the wrong kind and they don't let you like return
food of any.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Kind, not that kind of stuff like damage.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Yeah. So my dumb ass son, who I love, but
he's sixteen. So all sixteen year olds are sixteen year
old boys. They're all dumb asses. He ordered some stuff
because he's doing his big Halloween display again and he's, uh,
he bought like one of those like fake skeletons, Greg
another one, but he's he composing it. So he bought
like a heat gun and he bought some wood stain. Now,

(01:41:04):
if you take the heat gun and you rub it
with the wood stain, the whole thing it looks like
a decomposing like skeleton, Like you should you should see
the way it looks now it looks pretty cool. It
came out really cool. Something he learned on YouTube or something. Anyway,
so he, unbeknownst to my wife and I, he ordered
this wood stain and it comes from that little kind
of you know, paint can. Yeah right, well, they just

(01:41:26):
put it in one of those little regular cubed Amazon
boxes and they shipped it that way. Okay, Now those
things get thrown around, of course, those metal cans, and
they dent and then they leak. Now compound that. I
told him, said, why did you even order this through Amazon?
We could have gone right down the street Walmart. Anybody
sells this stuff. Well, okay, whatever, that's I don't necessarily

(01:41:49):
blame him, Okay, whatever. But here's where Amazon, here's where
Amazon messed up. Amazon delivered it to our neighbor's house,
and they took the package and they kind of tossed
it down onto the step of their front door. Now,
of course I think they saw because it was leaking. Yeah,
and they kind of moved the box a little bit
to cover up the part that was that was already

(01:42:11):
leaking on the on the concrete step of our neighbor's house.
Not right now, my son gets the notification, Hey, your
stuff has been delivered. He's like, what any I guess
he saw because they have a picture of where it
was left. He goes, oh, that's the neighbors front door.
So he goes over there he picks it up. Now
when he picks it up, of course all the place

(01:42:34):
and going back to being just a dumb sixteen year
old dummy. Uh, it's a drip trail now, like from
the neighbor's front porch over to our house up our driveway.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Right then, So this happened while I was out.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
I was out of the dinner business dinner. So I
come home. My wife goes, you won't believe this, and
she starts telling me the story. Once he got it
to our house, he brought it right into the kitchen.
Oh you're not kidding. It sounds really stupid. Right now,
it's all over the sink and the counter, all this

(01:43:12):
wood stain. Right, my wife is trying to scrub the
stuff out. She goes, get this, what are you doing this?
Get out of here with it. So he takes out
in the backyard. He has it on the grass. Okay, cool,
this sprinklers go on. So he goes picks everything back
up leaking package now goes outside of our side gate

(01:43:33):
and puts everything right down on the paper stone. I mean,
this is it's everywhere. It's it's everywhere. Here's here's here's
a little bit of what it looks like on the
gate and on the papers.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Yeah, that is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
I dealt with our side of things. So all this
I spent a lot of my time over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
There's some that out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Yeah, I did washing powerwasher and no, here's the power
washer is the last step and the power wash is
the least effective part of it.

Speaker 12 (01:44:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
There are some stuff. If you get paint on tile, stone, concrete, bricks, whatever,
you can get it out. This is stuff called goof off,
not goo gone, that's different. That's for stickers and s
uf goof off. Now they make a couple of different kinds.
Some is for like graffiti and whatever other stuff is
to get it'll get latex paint off of stone concrete,
and so you spray the stuff on there, do not

(01:44:30):
inhale it. It has like this super toxic vapor. Like
of course I'm not I'm not. Yeah, I'm not using
a mask, of course, I'm just of course not anyway,
So you spray that on there, and then you get
like one of those stiff wire brushes and you dude,
for hours, I'm ripped.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
You said you do that, wouldn't the person who may
cause the issue?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Interesting, I was gonna make him do it, but you
do it again? You won't, dumb sixteen not even not
doing a good job because it's on that gate that's
also paint and I'm like, he'll spray it on the gate.
I don't know what effect it's going to have on that.
Is that going to like take the paint off the gate?
So I'm like, you know what, let me let me
do this to make sure that we're not making more
of an issue, right, So I spent a bunch of time.

(01:45:18):
I got a bunch of that off.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
The neighbors, of course, are not happy, and it's not
they're not happy with us, it's just they're unhappy with
Amazon for like, you delivered a leaky and you left it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Who said what first? Did they have to tell you
or did you say something to that like this is
obviously ours? We were They like, excuse you?

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
No, no, no, it was after the fact because they
noticed at first because they have their cameras and stuff
all step and they saw they saw my son come
over and picked the stuff, like go, oh, yeah, we
know we're busy trying to clean up, you know, the
stuff over here. Let's go take a look at that. Yeah,
we were out here for like two hours last night
with baking soda and everything else. Now here's well because
if you go online you look at how to get

(01:45:58):
stain or paint out of concrete, that's like the first
thing they'll tell you is like baking soda, dishwashing detergent,
and some of the stuff, which I'm like, I already
had some already had some of this goof off stuff
from another time where like we had a painter and
a paint can spilled over onto the pavers and so
and that that that paint at least was still wet,

(01:46:19):
you know, and so that like, I wonder if this
is gonna work, and it does. It's really good stuff.
Pro tip for anybody who you know has spilled paint
on concrete or it's really good stuff. Here's where things
get extra terrible for the neighbor. They had just had
all the concrete stuff in the front of their house
all replaced, all new concrete in the last six months

(01:46:42):
and it's like decorative. There's like stone in oh yeah,
so it like and they keep their house immaculate and
they're really nice. They're really nice people. So we felt
awful and again not that we did it, but it's
the fact that it was supposed to be to our
house and it was made worse and it was made Yeah.
So anyway, my question is because we called Amazon even

(01:47:04):
though it's not damage to our property, was our package
that was being delivered? She also called the neighbor lady
called Amazon, and I guess they're sending out like a
claim to adjuster. But I wonder what that process is.
Is it like dealing with any other insurance company, or
is that the Amazon has a bajillion dollars and it
can't be easy. It's cheaper for them just to make
this stuff go away, because clearly it was something like
why would you ship wood stain and a little tiny,

(01:47:28):
you know, metal container that clearly is not.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
You know, I've gotten paint and other stuff from them before,
and typically if it's anything like even like a bleach spray,
they typically wrap that or put some paper, paper.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Something plastic stuff. Yeah, because they have those like plastic bubble,
not not bubble, but those plastic mailers you could put
wrap and then put that maybe inside something.

Speaker 4 (01:47:51):
But yeah, that's way I've got it before. Yeah, they
screwed up.

Speaker 7 (01:47:53):
And also they are very good about like exchanging products
or giving refunds.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Different.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
But I was saying, you priced out concert No, but
I'd like to think that this is way less of
a headache than you know, getting what taking a claims court.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
Dude, you can fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
You can go to try to menace you. Didn't you
do this at one point? Didn't you price out like
just a small concrete slab, like like just a little
patio to walk in and out of, like a sliding
glass door.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
When I got my house, it was a new home,
so the backyard has like no landscaping, and this a
little tiny concrete pad. It was three thousand dollars just
for like for the tiniest middle of concrete. Now this
is a hole because again we have the drip trail. Yeah,
and then I don't know if you can fix this,
if we have any concrete specialists that are listening, can

(01:48:40):
But no, no, there's there's this one concrete thing that
bothers me too. My walkway there's a little piece. When
I was moving in it was chipped, right, so they
replaced it. I mean they fixed the chip.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
But different colors. It's a different color. I can see
it all. You're gonna see it for let me tell you.
Because stay in concrete though, because it takes forever, like
right now. So I did the same stuff with the
goof off, the metal bruh, the wire brush and power
washed on their side. I think it looks you know,
I was gone. I would be fine with that result.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
The question of are they happy with that or not
is completely up to them. It is concrete. There will
end up being marks, they will end up being chips.
They all it all cracks. You're not gonna have concrete
that doesn't crack. It all cracks. It's concrete, rights, it's
gonna crack the thing. What you're talking about. Though, Even
if you get the same concrete from the same place,
that's the same color when you pour, it's not from

(01:49:35):
the same batch. It always looks different, darker or different
in some ways. He maybe a little bit lighter or
a little bit darker. You're never gonna get where it's
gonna be a perfect match. You're never getting don't. They don't,
they say, like the Hoover dam is still like your
believes they do.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Maybe I'm gonna pay money to watch menace, like like
do someone's back patio?

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
Go for it?

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Yah, poor concrete. Hey, go to the store. Tell what
do you think you should get? Just jack camer it
out and replace them all of it? Well yeah, but no,
then I have my driveway, it would be all missing.
If anybody has any uh, you know, suggestions, But if
you have any like a insight on dealing with dealing

(01:50:18):
with Amazon when it comes to some kind of property
damage thing not a wrong delivery, you got the wrong
thing or something.

Speaker 8 (01:50:24):
Yeah, I have another question when it comes to this
kind of stuff. And I know it's like it's mostly
Amazon's fault, but with the whole wackiness of the after
how long are you upset with your son.

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
With things like this? Not long? I mean you know,
how long does it take for you to get over it?
As you're on your hands and knee? Because I because
because I see adults who draws me crazy people just
don't have any awareness whatsoever, especially stuff in the kitchen,
like you know, I'll watch my wife stars something in
a pot, right, like say, spaghetti sauce and she's stirring

(01:50:57):
this and then somebody says something, she picks the spoon up.
She turns around like it's like put the spoon, like
leave it in the pot or put it on the
little thing on the side. They can keep it. Like
I get that. I'm using that as an example, you know,
like just like I don't understand how people don't have
that kind of awareness, Like how you wouldn't if you

(01:51:17):
had this thing. He saw it was dripping, immediately put
your hand underneath and then just take it outside. I said, dude,
why don't you just throw throw it in the middle
of the streets, Throw it in the middle of the street,
like yeah, keep it, keep it away from the concrete
and taking it into the houses. It's crazy. Yeah, oh
my god, I just drove fire things on fire. You
bring it in the house so you get over it

(01:51:42):
that day or yeah, I mean because it wasn't you know,
it wasn't intentional, it was an accident. How's he going
to learn if he doesn't clean though? I would ask
him every day, what were you thinking You're never going
to get Yeah, I mean there's other there's other things
where you know, Yes, he did know, and he still
made a bad decision. That's the stuff I harp on

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this this kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
It was an accident. I think for sure he has
awareness now, I think going forward. But man, what a
what a mess. And I do feel bad for the
neighbors because I said, all new concrete within the last
six months, and yeah, that was that was like collateral damage.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
Tell me more about this goof off. Does it take
out old stains? Because I have this rust stain on
my driveway.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
Rust you got to get It's called iron out. Iron out.
You can get it. You can get it. You can
get it home depot. I've used that before too, because
because when you when you fertilize the lawns sometimes like
you have to rinse off the sidewalks and the driveway
otherwise you will get these little rust spots because there

(01:52:49):
are you know, iron deposits in the fertilizer and it
sits on it sits on the concrete and it creates
that little rusting. You're like, what the hell happened? Did
I get hit with rust? Buckshot?

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
But I wonder if it was it's a really old stain,
like a really old one.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Iron iron out here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
You may need to get up.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
That's what it looks like. And you put it on
their same thing. I would, I would, I would put
on there. Let us sit for you know, just a
minute or two, get another wirebrush. Scrub. That's the part
that sucks is man, you will you will gas yourself out.
It's just gonna be so worth. Scrub it and then
you then do the powerwasher, you know what to do.
It'll least lighten it and then you can try it again.

(01:53:31):
Just try to keep it local to that spot, like,
don't try to like.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Where you uh blend.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Yeah, well yeah, because it from a spot this big
to now now it's this.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Big like scratching and mosquito.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Yeah, everybody test it, test it out like a on
one that's kind of maybe further away from an area
that that gets a lot of eyes. What else can
you use goof for all kinds of stuff? Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah,
the goof off stuff works really yeah, it does gets
a lot of that crap out. All right, yeah, all right,
we're gonna take a quick break. What he shows next
time coming up on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
I don't know, I can't predict the future, but maybe
it'll be something like, yeah, the Woody Show back in
a bit o.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Show all. I so look more into the Amazon thing,
people sharing their experiences with if you had to file
it and claim any kind of like property damage, apparently
they're they don't really care. They'll just like cut you check.
They'll send somebody else out just to the dot for this.
I kind of figured. I kind of figured because there,

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I know, there are a lot of other companies who
are not nearly as big as Amazon. They don't have
the funds and everything at the Amazon due and just
to make the problem go away, they'll just they'll cut
a check. And we're talking about something like concrete or whatever.
I can't see Amazon really giving a crowd.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
I mean, you do have to send pictures, and I
think that's the end of it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Oh the neighbors got get you think I have cameras.
They have cameras for days. Yeah, and the wife in
the wife is all over it. Yeah, it sucks for them. Yeah. Anyway,
that was that was a fun part of the weekend.
Spend so much time doing that disaster. Your son though
he officially knows something's leaky. Oh yeah, you yeah, we

(01:55:13):
had run into the house. Yeah, we had a we
had a conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
What do you do a drink it?

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
Yeah, put it down on some dirt.

Speaker 4 (01:55:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
And then uh, my wife ordered door Dash yeah for
her and my daughter and got Panda Express delivered. And
then I brought one meal. Only one meal was delivered.
Well they thought it was one meal. That was probably
Panda two meal. It goes Greg on the portions thing
fake news because it was the bag was sealed and

(01:55:43):
the whole so it's not like somebody took the yeah
and had my wife's receipt on there.

Speaker 8 (01:55:48):
Maybe they put in two bags and then the delivery
driver all I thought it was one. But I did
listen to our friend Charlotte and the God. He has
a podcast called Brilliant Idiots and uh, his co host
Andrew Schultz says, one of the workers that work with
him on tour doesn't have to do anything while he's performing,
so the worker will go door Dash and the door
he said that, Yeah, like some of the doordashers just

(01:56:11):
straight up just go pick it up and they're like
I'm hungry and just eat it and and just say, hey,
you know, let DoorDash pay it off and deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
But now I've seen where if I'm waiting at a restaurant,
I'll see the door dashers come in, they have to
take a picture when they pick it up. And then
also even if I take the delivery from the person
as they're walking after the house, because I'll be outside
for them, Like, can I need to get a picture
real quick? No, I know that you say that.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
What they said was that the the orders are just
like laid out, so they'll just take likes an actual.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Yeah right, Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
Does your wife breaker ankle? I'm sorry to hear that
she couldn't get to the pan aby herself because people
don't DoorDash stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
You're right, enjoy that both sides of that argument are hilarious.
Been seven forty four Woody text over to two two
nine eight seven more wood He shows next?

Speaker 9 (01:57:09):
No what you show