FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 17th 2025 Podcast

Sebas goes to College, Gina Math and Words, News Healines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
That this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class is
now in session A good more than everybody. All right,

(00:48):
today is Wednesday. It's September the seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
That dare right, Yeah you thought that right. Yeah, today
September seventeenth. We are the Woody Show. Welcome, thank you
for being here giving your time this morning. My name
is what he That is Greg Gory. Hey, we got Menace,
we got Sea Bass. There is Sammy, we got Morgan.

(01:09):
She's our associate producer, Von, our video producer Bort and
Menji both here on the job today. Thank you, and
let's get it going so we can uh get Sea
Bass out of here today. He's got to go and
speak to college students. It's really my really, I think
my life's passionate. Yeah, born to do is Yeah, the children, children,

(01:30):
well young adults in this case. Yeah, that's right. But
today on the show, Yeah, we actually have some stats
on some students and math and words. Gina's gonna tell
us about Well, we'll see how we do around the room.
I mean, all right, yeah, other than Gregan, you know, yeah,
we'll see yeah, other than Greg and Sea Bass. For

(01:51):
the most part, Graig got the dimension dude, I don't
know the hardcore DEMENTSI Also today we got the twenty
twenty five Naked Bike Ride. The oh you see Bass
went to the Naked Bike Ride. It's an annual tradition.
He goes to this event every year and the question
is always the same talking to people. Can I smell

(02:11):
your bike seat? May I sniff your your riding area?
I mean you could imagine the characters the dad of
the Naked Bike Ride. So that's coming up.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Today.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
We got story Time with Morgan's Mom. We learned so
much after hearing Greg's audio with his dad. Yeah, that
Morgan got a chance to sit and talk with her
mom and apparently her mom because she's like, oh, yeah,
my mom has this crazy story about X y Z.
She's always saying that. Yeah, So I said, you know,
ask your mom to give us some of these good stories. Yeah,
Storytime with the Morgan's Mom, trending news headlines, and more

(02:42):
today here on The Woodie Show. Again. If you want
to call in eight seven seven forty four, what he is?
The number text us over to nine eight seven, speaking
of a school in Rhode Island. A kid at a
local elementary school was acting up, causing a little bit
of a scene enough to where his behavior interventionalist. This
is a made up job.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, so they sent that person in to diffuse the situation. Dude,
we used to have like just eracers and stuff thrown
at us, everything at us, or just or just kicked
out anyway the kid. The kid continued to act up.
The last straw, though, is when they grabbed some paint
and they threw it across the room. Now the interventionalist
had seen enough decided to uh turn to a more

(03:25):
drastic measure, and she bit the kid. WHOA, I like
it one. She probably got mega fire. I'll show you crazy,
a grown ass teacher biting a student. So the school
called the cops immediately. She was arrested charge with the
salt battery. The kid, meanwhile, should be fine, but probably

(03:50):
yeah yeah I know. Wait, so this wasn't the initial teacher.
This is somebody that came in the behavior interventionalist list.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Interventionists.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Yeah, apparently interventionalist doesn't sound like a real world word,
but apparently it is.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I N T E r V E and h T
I O n A l I S T. Interesting.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
At my school, we only saw them during you know,
recess and stuff. We call them yard duties, and they
weren't aids. Yeah, they were like little bodyguards out there,
you know. Yeah, just break it up fighting the same thing,
the same thing, yard yard dude.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yard duties. But I mean the kids call them nards.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Can I take a moment to thank my parents for
not sending me to some god awful garbage school that
has prison guards like that's what they are.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
Yeah, there to make sure you're not like leaving campus
and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
But we didn't need that at my school.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
We didn't we ran a cop or anything.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
We know, we weren't hoodlums, No we didn't.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
We didn't.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
We didn't have cops there, or we call them guards. Yeah,
they were just uh our school is kind of what
we were talking about. But they were there were staff members,
but they were just outside of the whistle that would
blow the whistle it was time for everybody to go
back into the school.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
But there was a fight, they would break it up.
That's different and what Menace is saying. Yeah, we didn't
have the fights. Yeah, we didn't have anything like that.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah, and then you didn't have a police officer that
stayed on campus.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Now now now you didn't just me. Now it's a
little bit different just because of you know the world
that we live in with all the things that happened.
I can understand, like, you know, districts and they would
want some kind of official like I don't know, the
off duty cope something, you know, for a liability standpoint
to be on school on school property. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
In my district too, we had people that lived on
campus in a trailer twenty four seven that to keep
it to keep it from yeah, from people, to protect
all the spelling quizzes and from people make sure nobody
read them. Vanalyzing the schools again really, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Public schools are a god awful mess. It depends on
where you are. There's something that's there's some that are
really nice, but.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
The fact that there's even some like this that aren't
inside an actual juvenile detention hall is insane.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
On top of that in a hood area. On top
of that, we had the Bad Kids School. Yeah, yeah,
that it was another little like off site school within
the school all the bad kids.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
That was actually four was for the knocked up teenage girls.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, therees with neck tattoos. Fourteen.

Speaker 11 (06:17):
In my middle school, we had this janitor, Jerry. He
lived on campus, but I think he did it secretly,
but we all knew. He lived in a glorified like
janitorial club and he had a cot a TV in there.
Literally lived at.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Your school, I believe it. Yeah, we didn't even have
a cafeteria.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
No, we had nothing. So weird, very strange. We didn't
have kids with tattoos yet either. I'm sure that's changed now. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was a card narcing at like a Sam's club,
and this mom who turned out to be cool, but
she was kind of ratchet. Uh, and she's I was
busting her, but she was nice and she said, oh
I thought my son did it. No, he just dumped
at the other side of the car. Some comes around
by the way. And still like in baseball gear, it
can't be sitting sixteen or seventeen hand two full sleeve like.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
My parents would have peeled that off. Oh they wouldn't
like dug into my skin and just my entire skin off.
Oh yeah, yeah, good god, Well, good luck with your
your speech today to the to the college because either
aren't elementary school kids or anything else. These are like, uh,
you know, is older college kids college level curriculum that
a little bit more refined? Yeah, right, to get a

(07:26):
quick break, we'll see what the Menace has in the
world of entertainment. Birthday's porn of birthday? All come up next,
Welcome to Wednesday. It is The Woody Show. Will be
right back after What's up? What Show?

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Podcast listeners, It's Menace. I'm gonna be at Lazy Dog
Restaurant in Downy, California on September twenty fifth, from four
thirty to six thirty.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
It's a Thursday. Roll on through.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways as usual, theme parks,
concert tickets, what is show merch and more.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
All you need to do is roll on through for
a chance to win. That's late.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
See Dog Restaurant, Downy, September twenty fifth from four thirty
to six thirty.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Hope to see you there in the meantime. Keep it
joined the Woody Show podcast. Yeah it's pretty good. I hope.

Speaker 12 (08:12):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good The Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (08:17):
All right, look back.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It is Wednesday, September seventeenth. Today is International Country Music
Day Today Saturday.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Night love it.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It's an Australian Citizenship Day. Speaking of things that you
can eat, it's a National Money Cristo Day and National
Apple Dumpling Day. Absolutely both of those are so ah.
It's times Up Day. It's in You're out of time
times Up, the National Table shuffle Board Day, love that game,

(08:49):
National Professional house Cleaner's Day, I wish, And for all
you weird folks out there, it's National Pet Bird Day.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I understood that.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
That makes me sad. What like birds and cage a
cage can't fly around parents part I took him out
of a cage and he would fly around. Yeah. I
think it's the only time is acceptable to have a
bird as a pet when you're a child. I can
have like a little parakeet or something like that. It's
when you see like adults with pet birds. I don't know,
it's kind of like lizard people. I think it's kind

(09:18):
of weird. Oh, you should watch that Charlie Sheen documentary. Yeah,
he flices in it, and she lives basically in a
bird sanctuary with like one hundred parents. A sanctuary trailer sanctuary. Yeah,
how about today in history? Okay, man, that you love

(09:39):
is it was today in nineteen o eight that Oravilee
Right made his first one hour airplane flight in a
demonstration at Fort Meyer, Virginia.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Today in nineteen eight in Vile, he thinks he's God, God,
what are you doing up there? Much to the display
of Greg Gory yet fly like stupid mother effort. I mean,
what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well, speaking of Charlie Sheen, I saw this headline and
tell me it's not Greg Gory cocaine.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Here's the headline.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
John Cryer reveals his shocking two and a half men's
salary that was less than Charlie Sheen's. Oh yeah, right, yeah,
I'm like, oh, Greg would be all in. He's clicking
on that. That sounds a clickbab He's shocking at a title.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
But yeah, I think at one point I don't want
to know your lawn menace. Yeah, Charlie said that he
was making making two million an episode, and then John
Cryer complained He's.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Like, oh, it was only making a third of that.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, oh, he was making two million dollars an episode,
and John Cryer was making six hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
I mean, it's Charlie Sheen, come on. But it's like,
I get John Cryer. You're in a couple of movies
here and there.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Dude, that's one week, one nine to five schedule. You're
not writing anything, you're making or in one week.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Yeah, I mean, I mean John Cryer could have made
a couple extra dollars because he always had to go
to Charlie Sheen's house to go look for him when
he went to show up to set.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, you know, so maybe he could have got a
couple extra books. I'll get him.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah, but uh, since we're talking about Charlie she and
he keeps on coming up because he has books out,
he has documentaries out. We're kind of finding out is
Denise Redshirts his ex wife like a saint or does
she just have a type because the latest story on
her is that she's now dealing with another ex husband
who allegedly is living in their old home and the

(11:37):
old home is like a complete disaster and she had
to go there. Yeah, she had to go there recently
to go pick up fifteen dollars. Looks like a hoard,
Yeah to ask to rescue now saint or just has a.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Type an enabler?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah maybe article.

Speaker 14 (11:55):
I don't know if it's true, but was claiming domestic
abuse on on that.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
I mean, I feel pretty abused by both of these dudes.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Who knows?

Speaker 13 (12:03):
All?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Right? Uh? How do you say her name?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Shaneen Woodley? See Shaneen Woodley and Lucas Bravo. Okay, so
they're actresses and actors. But I wouldn't even bring this
up Bravo. Yeah, they were dating for six months. The
only reason I brought it up because Woodley is the
ex of Aaron Rodgers? Is she going back to Aaron.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Rodgers is married allegedly?

Speaker 8 (12:31):
That's why I wanted to ask you have we found
out any more information about that about him being married
at all?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah? But even if he's not married, I think he's
still got the wife or not still still with the
same person, whether they're do you even find out who
that was? Well? He just saying it.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
This headline says, will Aaron Rodgers wife Brittany attend attend
Steelers versus Seahawks?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Oh okay, so we have a name now?

Speaker 10 (12:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Pretty with an eye A little hard over it. I'm
sure that's kind of.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Trashy, right, That's totally true. I mean, Brittany is kind
of trashy by itself, but then Brittany with an eye
is even more trashy.

Speaker 14 (13:06):
Brittany's super basic. Like every girl I went to school
was named Brittany.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Hey, yeah, but I mean like Brittany with an eye
even more. Yeah. Sorry, sorry to all Brittany's with another
That's just the way it goes. You're garbage. You know you're, well,
you're you're from garbage. You can maybe you are, yeah,
the ultimate garbage name. Okay, who knew?

Speaker 8 (13:29):
I didn't know another person that was dating a famous
football player. That would be Jessica Simpson. Now, she just
recently brought up some random story during a concert because
she's performing again. She dated Tony Romo in two thousand
and nine. She was doing this show in Pittsburgh, and
all of a sudden, she starts talking about this, talking
about her relationship with Tony Romo. Yeah, and apparently in

(13:51):
two thousand and nine, for his birthday, she bought him
a speedboat, but she didn't take her name off the title.
And so she brought up in this concert that Tony
had her recently reach out to her mother to have
her sign off on some paperwork. And the weird part
of it, and the whole story, which was really riveting,
is that she signed the paperwork and Tony gave her

(14:13):
some plastic cups and she thought that was random and weird, like.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Hey, thanks for signing it because the title, I guess
had her name on r. Yeah, so she had to
sign this thing so he could sell this boat. She
had spent like one hundred grand on her something like that.
And then yeah, she's on stage talking about this and
she goes, yeah, and you know what I got in
return for doing that for him? He sent me some.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
Plastic cups, cups and then she responded with glad we
didn't work out.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Damn weird. That's going to be a planet Hollywood November. Yeah,
and her.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Sister this weekend is doing shows, so just because like
what one song, well, she's reinventing herself as country now.
People don't know though Ashley Simpson, she had hits. She
was really good and uh, you know that whole SNL
thing really derailed their crows Jessica. But as her sister

(15:07):
performing this weekend in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
No, we have we have a lot of uh, we
have a lot of songs for all of our different
radio stations, uh, because we have all these different formats, right, yeah,
including one including pop stations, soccer mom stations, everything else.
There is one Jessica Simpson song in the entire system.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Yeah, I wonder if it's the only one.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I know. It's rocking around the Christmas Tree, So yeah, I.

Speaker 15 (15:34):
Thought it was.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
I can be anything, crazy, you know, you kids.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Maybe No, I don't know that. I think I think
of her. I think if when you made the thing
about the comment about tuna, Yeah, like Chickens of the Sea,
this chick is it chicken?

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:49):
And then and then her like in Dukes of Hazard Juice. Yeah,
she's more known basically for television. And this is not
lying about Ashley Simpson. Though her first album triple platinum.
An album was platinum, and then obviously SNL you know
lip syncing thing, Yeah, and that like really derailed it.
But she was doing well, she was killing it all right,

(16:10):
somebody else that what do you've proclaimed? Proclaimed your love
for Margot Robbie. She has revealed her best co star
ever is Colin Ferrell because he made sandwiches on set.
They're called chippy sandwiches, which I did not know about.
They are a British thing. They're basically French fries and
pieces of bread with butter on it. So apparently in

(16:34):
Britain they sell these at Chip Buddy. Yeah, they sell
them at like fish and chip spots. But I've never
seen them when it's fried. It's home fries us in
between bread. But maybe you know, it's big in Britain.
Britain menace that we don't have over here is they

(16:55):
call them jacket potatoes. But like that's a big street
food thing which is just a loaded baked potato. Oh,
but they call it jacket potatoes. That's huge.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
It's wearing its jacket, it's not peeled.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah right, I love anything potato. I'm down, Yeah, I'm
on the trash.

Speaker 13 (17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
We're always willing to try, you know. Yeah, all right,
top for your birthdays, say we're gonna Shivers Day. We
don't sit pata, it's shiverday. And you know we don't
do what birthday. And uh, we've got some sports celebrities
to start with today. Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is thirty

(17:29):
years old today legendary basketball coach The zen Master Phil
Jackson is eighty. NHL star Alexander Ovechkin is forty, next
car NASCAR driver Jimmy Johnson is fifty Today. Lots of
famous movie directors celebrating a birthday, including Brian Singer, who
Just a Zoo Superman He's sixty also did the usual suspects,

(17:51):
most of the X Men movies, Bohemian Rhapsody, Uh, Paul
fied I Love Him Yeah, briand Ghostbusters. He's sixty three,
Baz Lherman Romeo and Juliet Bulan Rouge d sixty three,
as well some other birthdays. Danielle Brooks Tasty and Orange
Is the New Black. She's thirty five. You got Elvira
Mistress of the Dark. It was a seventy four. Comedian

(18:16):
Bobby Lee is fifty four and soon to be What
Are You Show Guests Right? Actor Kyle Chandler is sixty
from Friday Night Lights and Rapper and Human Beatbox Doug E.
Fresh is fifty nine years old. Today. Your partner birthday
is Chanelle Cameron and Greg Today's birthday girl has her
nose Piers Oh gross? Who would want to watch that?

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Here's the thing. You don't see it much on AKNA.
She's been faced down in the sheets three hundred and
ninety one fine films, including Chanelle Chokes on a Big One. Also,
Chanelle Cameron gets her thick bush banged on a hike.
How about Chanelle Cameron sucks her own toe?

Speaker 10 (18:55):
Oh cool?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
That's also you don't want to sleep on some of
her other movies too, like the awesome Anal movie. That's awesome,
taking it in the booty like a Champ Volume one.
She was in Pink Eggs and slam. Oh and uh,
who can forget her? Unforgettobu rolling. You're gonna love this one.
Gina Semen Fiesta strikes back. She laft so hard last week?

(19:21):
Is Semen Fiesta BACKA that's the greatest. Yeah, that's Semen
Fiesta strikes back. That's yes. Anyway, she's twenty four years
old today and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Wednesday morning. Look what was tapping
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

(19:46):
I mean how uh twenty one pilots, the band twenty
one pilots. They are suing Temu for selling knockoff twenty
one pilots merchandise. Oh really yeah, yeah, so I mean
there's that one. Yeah, how do you get ahold of anybody? Yeah,
they come get us, but then it Chinese execat I
wonder how to sound counterfeit t shirts, posters, and all

(20:08):
bunch more, including an exact replica of a thirty five
dollars item a Timu is selling for seven dollars and
fifty four cents instead.

Speaker 10 (20:17):
There and so.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
The lawsuit accuses Timu of being one of the most
unethical companies in today's global marketplace, profiting from sales of
infringing products. The lawsuit claims that TIMU flouts the law
and exploits the hard work and creativity of artists and
brands without consent. Basically, they're selling at just above cost.
That's that's exactly what they're doing. But the question is

(20:41):
what are you going to do about it?

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, you know, I mean you can file a lawsuit.
I just wonder how how that stuff works out or
how long it takes to work out.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Basically, that's tariffs, right, but yeah, are they skirting underneath
the tariffs somehow? Menace stuff on here that like is yeah,
like you you question, how does this get from China
to my house for four dollars?

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Well, because it's getting it's gonna take. It's gonna take
forever now, I mean for a second and wasn't, but
now it's gonna take forever. And I'm surprised, Like Timu
is not gonna be on the next radar of this
is an app that we need a band in America.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
We'll see Yeah, Amazon all over that.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
Yeah, for sure they would be on the forefront of
it down.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
If there are enough people like this getting quote ripped
off right Chris Brown graphic towel.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
How much.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Is she and still a thing? I've never bought anything
from she or Timu?

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Yeah, they had a huge setup at the Stage Coach
Music Festival.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
See. The thing is, like, was shean and Timu?

Speaker 8 (21:39):
If they keep on spending money with American advertisers or
you know, different people, they're gonna be able to skirt
under Yeah all this kind.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Of like I got hit up to be a Timu influencer. Yeah,
these colors don't run so Yeah, I've never or anything
off of Timu zoos.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Like something about it just inherently makes me sad. And
something that inherently makes me sad.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Here's a full size insane clown posse backpack for five
dollars ninety two.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
I don't trust that. I know that's what's going to
show up at my house.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
What I see in the image, No, it will it made.
It's made a fentyl fentyl in papers. Yeah, I mean
like it hits the sunlight, it makes girsts in the flame.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Yeah, like it want to keep going if people were
just constantly getting ripped off, like the items will eventually
make it to your house.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I was I was watching some video about the containers
that fall off these big container ships, right, and like
what happens? So like, who, like it falls off the
ship and just is in the middle of the ocean.
Can somebody, I'm saying, can somebody come by and just
like collect it and then keep whatever's in it?

Speaker 8 (22:47):
I think so, yeah, it's it's international waters dude, right,
I think it's free game pirates like shipwrecks.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
If you find a shipwreck, you can keep that. I
forget how many said how many they said per day
fall off these ships like in trans it, so they're
in transit, how they just falling stat yeah, and they
say depends on what's in it, because like sometimes there's
like super high end luxuryorghini, you probably want to grab that,
and that they'll try to if they can recover. But
a lot of these cargo ships are you know, these

(23:14):
container ships, they don't have crane material that kind of stuff,
And the cost of just retrieving one of those things,
they go, it's like seven million dollars seven million bucks
or something like that just to what they called salvage
to retrieve it. So does that mean like one hundred
and fifty years from now somebody will be out like
like we do with ancient shipwrecks. Now you'll find that

(23:37):
iPhone eight?

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Yeah, oh no, I told you that that one story.
There's that thing where what was it? What's the famous
cartoon cat. There's a couple of them, Heathcliff, Heath, Heathclifflix, Felix,
the one that they had Garfield Garfield. They had these
Garfield phones that fell off a ship in like the
eighties and they're still washing up on shoulders.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, the old school. Yeah, I remember that was kind
of like a sports illustrating Get the football phone, right, Yeah,
that's so weird. They the Mickey mouse phone because like Mickey,
his hand hang the receiver run. I never owned it. Yeah,
we didn't. We didn't get that stuff.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
There's also another thing with the shipyards where stuck stuff
just gets stuck in port for legal reasons, and they'll
be in there four years. Bill Gates he wanted a
certain Porsche that was not available in America, but it
wasn't legal in America, so he paid the fine for
to be at port like every single day for ten

(24:41):
years before he was able to obtain the car.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Bankrupt.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, he was broken.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
There's this other one that I was reading about where
it was involving a Ferrari where this Ferrari got stolen,
stolen in Florida, We got a shipped to Japan, and
then somebody bought it from Canada. It got sent to Canada,
and now it's stuck because like, oh, this is stolen car.
Now the people that bought it said no, we own

(25:07):
this car, and then the person that was stolen from
said no, I own this car. So now it's just
stuck in a warehouse. So so much crap out there,
so much stuff in warehouses that are just caught up
in legal reasons.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, I'm looking to see because I had I had
the numbers of how much they make for like a
like a large container ship each way, like to go
from China to the US. How much they make, like
what the profit is on that? And it's like nine
million dollars one way each Yeah, each time it crosses.

(25:41):
That's the profit. That doesn't include like all the like
the fuel, all the other stuff that it takes. Yeah,
it's like nine million bucks or something like that. It's
pretty cool. Yeah, so they're making someone one of these
things falls off, they go, oh, whatever I said, we're
not gonna pay the seven million to retrieve it or whatever.
But we're here, you know, we'll just pay you for
whatever the hell was in that. I gues you probably
have insurance. So you're saying we need to buy a ship. Yeah,

(26:03):
no kidding, yeah, because it was like it was huge
money you Yeah.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
Yeah, that's why in all the old timy movies, the
rich people are like, oh, he's a shipping shipping.

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Speaker 13 (27:32):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
We got Sea Bass the college speaker, we got Sammy
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two nine eighty seven. A lot to talk about AI
and the world of education, which I'm gonna get to
here in just a moment. My wife and I always
having a conversation about it. You want to get your

(27:53):
your take on it. I was reading about how Rolling
Stone and the Hollywood Reporter they're suing Google over AI summaries.
All right, so, like, uh, you know, the lawsuit says
that their AI generated search overviews and summarizes the use
of the company's work without permission and have ultimately reduced

(28:17):
traffic to their publications.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
I always thought about that too, because, yeah, I don't
go to the website, I just read the summary.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
It's right there. Yeah. In defense of Google, the reps
argue that the AI overviews make the search more helpful
and people use it more, creating new opportunities for content
to be discovered.

Speaker 11 (28:34):
Okay, wait, so let's say they're not going to win
that one music related thing I want to read about.
Instead of going to Rolling Stone, just go to AI
and say tell me about X.

Speaker 10 (28:45):
What do you do that?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Sometimes I'll just make you like a quick summary, like
a at the top, it says AI version and then you, yeah,
of course people like it. But if you went to
like I say, a chat cheepete and just typed it in,
you know. But the thing is, like it'll say on Google,
it'll cite the source, right then it just kind of
gives you like a summary of it, as opposed to

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having a click through to the actual Stone or Hollywood reporter.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
See.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
What Google needs to do is just figure out how
they can give somebody that, you know, web traffic, because
that's all they care about, right, yeah, exactly, by give
yeah the summary.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
But it'll be interesting. Man, all this stuff, all this
stuff is interesting, and it's all unprecedented legally.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
So there was a story I was reading about this woman.
Her name is Jonie, and she's been using its concerta.
It's something that to treat her adhd okay. And she
went to go refill a prescription earlier the year and
she learned that her health insurance would no longer cover
this medication, and I mean her doctor's had her back,

(29:51):
her appeals denied twice. She was told the drug was
classified as experimental, and so Joni explained that this medication
just helps her focus and the generic version left her
you know, these side effects, not feeling well and just
yeah right anyway, so just totally exhausted by the appeals process,

(30:12):
she hit up this AI platform that's trained on successful
appeal cases and it just creates these customized appeal letters
for free. And the system developed with support from you know,
a couple of different places, the University of Pennsylvania being
one of them. It just automatically generated this eleven page
letter that she submitted to the Pennsylvania Insurance Commission and

(30:36):
she got her medication approved.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
My good.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Oh yeah, the playing field.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, if you're if you're wondering what it is you're
going through because a lot of people man dealing with
these health insurance companies and stuff blows Counterforce Health if
you look it up, counter Force Health. That's the that's
the AI platform that works that will generate the appeal
letter for free.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Cool dude, This is going to be huge with billing,
Like why did I get a forty thousand dollars bill
from the hospital.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You're trying to like decipher your electric bill. It's like
this kind of time this window. Yeah, dude, that they
can because they can just put whatever they wanted there.
Because we do we don't get it speak electric company. Yeah,
we don't speak health insurance no way. What was the
story that we had recently where the guy, uh, yeah,

(31:25):
didn't we have something? There was a guy he was
trying to do something and they said, he goes, well,
what if I don't have can I still get the
cash price?

Speaker 10 (31:34):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (31:34):
Yeah, insurance where his bill was more expensive when he
had insurance.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
He was like, just don't run my insurance. Then they're like,
well no, and he already told us.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Yeah, he tipped your hand.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
That's familiar. Yeah, I think we I think we had
a clip. I'll see if I can uh, I'll see
if I can find it.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
Anything in the medical world is complicated. When they say
do you have an HMO or a PPO that I
don't know?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
I mean that part you should know.

Speaker 13 (32:02):
We do.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, okay, right is my doctors They figure that out
for me. Okay. But it also says it right on
your car. Yeah, at the very least you should know.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
And I we love our favorite thing. Don't talk to
us about our car about a card. And we show
up to a death somewhere at hospital like it looks
like it's from a foreign country. Does and this is
something where you know, people deal with this every single day.
It's like their job, it's their career.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Which is weird. Which is weird because when I look
at it, it goes, Okay, well.

Speaker 11 (32:31):
We've established that you have a magical life that don't
have a major stores or neverthing.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Everything.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
They can find the group number and member number. That's
all they want.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I know, I'm saying. When I and when I look
at the card it says for medical for prescription. I
know it says those words on it, but like the
people that weren't there, they can.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
They look like they've never seen a card before.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
What health insurance do you have?

Speaker 9 (32:58):
You know, there's something so confusing about ours I had.

Speaker 14 (33:01):
I went to an allergist and they kept like everyone
was telling me that I was covered for it, and
then it was getting denied.

Speaker 9 (33:07):
No one to figure out.

Speaker 14 (33:07):
I had to call our HR department to handle it
and deal with it and get it paid because it
was covered and somehow.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
Nothing was going to figure it out. Yeah, but that's
why I switch again, not a sponsor, but one Medical.
They they're great. They just figured out the Amazon one.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Yeah. I just let them handle everything and it's so easy.

Speaker 14 (33:27):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
So we have all those stats and stuff about students
now are slipping. Oh yeah, math and words are really hard.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Math and words.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Guys, reading your insurance card apparently very hard. But my
wife and I were talking about this thing's article and uh,
you know with kids in school and you know, doing homework,
and now schools, a lot of schools are starting to
accept AI for certain things. You have to because like
what's your choice? They know because the teachers say directly like,

(33:58):
oh well, I just know when I assign this type
of assignment, it's going to be done in AI.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
They just know.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
And so what they're stopping now a lot of places
more and more, no more book reports, no more essays
or writing a paper on something. Really yeah, because what's
the point. They know it's going to be done in AI.
And there's no way, there's no way to stop it.
And so my wife is kind of like Greg's reaction
I just saw. She's like, oh, well that's ridiculous, Like, well, okay,

(34:27):
well you're in control, now, how do you how do
you fix it?

Speaker 13 (34:31):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
You still make people do the book like you know
it's gonna be AI. So what's the answer. Throw your
arms up and so I guess we're not doing anything.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
No, there is a teacher that I saw online that
this was such a great answer.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
She goes.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
The homework assignment is go home, do the essay and
AI then when you come back, reread the essay and
see how you would have made it different or catch,
you know, any mistakes they would have made, because you
have to incorporate it into the homework because, like you said,
they're doing it anyway.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I thought, I thought, I bookmarked, can't find it. But
basically the conversation with my wife and I were having
and I said, well, look, I said, it's already changed
every generation. As technology evolves, things change. When we uh
were in you know, middle school and even early high school,
there was no internet, right, yeah, and so technology you

(35:20):
went to the library, you look through encyclopedias, you checked
out books, and had to know the Dewey decimal system
at the library, microfiche, all these different things to find
to find the information and to note the information so
you can then put it into a report. Now that's
not that's not even a thing that the teachers expect. Now,
it's fine to do research on the internet. You can

(35:42):
find I'm saying, but you can find your sources and
you have to note them. But you can find your
sources of information online and use the internet to write
the paper. But now we have the technology that writes
the paper, does all the stuff, and so now it's
just trying to find the next the next thing. So
what really comes down to teaching kids how to use

(36:04):
these tools because you know that's how you're going to
function in life. Yes, it's it's needing to know how
to find and access the information. It's not necessarily memorizing
whatever it is or going through like why the long
way like they could have said to us, or they
are the generation right after us, the classes right after us.
Oh no, no, no, I know you have the Internet.

(36:24):
Note you still have to use encyclopedias and library sources
and microfiche. No no, no, no, no, no, no, you're
not doing even though that's where everything was and that's
where everything was clearly going. And so people have the
skill set to go and they know to look for
it there having the wherewithal Now if you get to
the point where you're like, all right, I need to
know of mice and men, give me an analysis on that,

(36:48):
and what's what's what's the moral of the story. What's
this story about? Blah blah blah blah blah. And someone
sits there and goes, oh, that's the problem. But for
them to go, okay, well I could how to find
out how to get that information and how to deliver
that information however they get it. But that's the skill
set that's going to be necessary as people. People get

(37:10):
mad because well, even in radio, oh well you know,
my first job was never in a city like this
or am the air in a city this is big.
I had to go and work in these small I had.
I had an internship where I worked for free for
two years. Well, guess what, it's not like that anymore.
And like if you're just gonna be bitter about people
having to do things the way that you did them

(37:31):
the long way, like long division? Do you really need
to know how to do long division?

Speaker 13 (37:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
No, No, you need to know if you need to
you know what I need to do. I need to divide,
you know, I need to you know, separate four hundred.
I need to divide it into four. How to do that?

Speaker 14 (37:48):
Now?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Do you need to know how to do long division?
Or you know forty divided by like no, like You
just need to know that you can go on your
phone and type in blah blah blah divided by what equals,
and then that's your answer because in life, that's what
you're going to need. Yeah, we just skill of of
doing the long division, or the skill of having how
to look something up in a card catalog. I don't
think I could do long division right right? Forgot?

Speaker 8 (38:10):
How super bitter about this stuff? People that you know,
like the Lord over everybody saying how smart they are.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
This is my argument when it comes to the people
who hate all the weight loss medication stuff, it's the
people who've been working out of the gym forever.

Speaker 13 (38:24):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
And who are you know, like the diet Nazis, the
Tony Horton's of the world the long division. When we
said to Tony Horton when he's in here, hey man,
do you ever have like a cheat millings of what
I had salmon once on my birthday?

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Because he did things the hard way. Yeah. And just
because you did things the hard way, now you expect
everybody else to do things quote the harder way. And
you're mad because you spent all this time in the
gym and you spend all this time, diet, exercising, Like
what do you care if somebody uses an injectable medication
and they end up losing weight?

Speaker 10 (38:53):
Like what is it?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
What do you care? How does that? How does that
affect you at all? Like, how does that take away
from what you acomplish the way that you accomplished it?
It doesn't. Well, I just think that people get really
mad about you.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
I think you're right, and boy, I hate defending SeaBASS,
but he, you know, he has He had a good
point when he said, you know, but that that part
of your brain that can access critical thinking it's kind
of withering away and dying. It's like Tony Horton would
probably say, well, it doesn't mean your heart stronger because
you're not exercising.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
There's a part of it that you're missing. That that's
the answer right there. It's how to teach critical thinking
without the rigamarole to use an old timey term of
the book report or the essay. It's just you can
do other things to learn critical thinking that don't involve
that's old school a question. Just because you've always done
it a certain way does not mean it needs to

(39:42):
be done that.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
That was always the argument for algebra. When I said,
we're not going to need algebra, it's to teach you logic.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
And when Tom was here, we did say like, hey,
you can take these weight loss drugs, but you should
still be working out. But working out making it your
main priority on to lose weight like that has changed.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Yeah, and people say working out it's a horrible way
to lose weight. You gotta it's all eating.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
And if you should, yeah, use working out to stay strong.
Just because you did something a certain way, then to
expect everybody goes, you're just mad because you had to.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Do it that really and there's a funny meme that's
that just like you said, comparing how we used to
cheat to the way they cheat now the way we
used to cheat, we accidentally learned stuff. You know, like
if you're reading the cliff notes, that was the problem.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Man, I don't want to do this the long way.
How can I How can I shorten the process here? Yeah,
so it's its Look, it's it's here to stay the
genies out of the bottle, guys. Yeah, AI is not
going anywhere. It's just going to get crazier.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
It's going to make a lot of things that were
you adapt or you die, like talk to taxi driver.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I mean just so many things. Look look at just
how technology has made your life more convenient, has opened
up so much other time that you otherwise would have
spent doing X y Z.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
You can't cherry pick.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
It's it's it's just it's just going to continue. Yeah,
and it's gonna it's going to be more and more.
And so you know, Greg doesn't like I'm not learning
these computers. I'm going to have my secretary type out
this memo and this year typewriter. I use chat GBT
almost every day.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
My greatest thing is I ask it for like dinner ideas? Yeah,
or what can I make with these four things?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah? Yeah, it's awesome. Eight seven, seven forty four Wooding
text over to two two ninety seven. Let's see just
how dumb we are. It's not a question are we dumb.
We're pretty dumb. Oh we know it. But Gina has
something for us because math and words are becoming more
and more difficult in general, and there are all these
stats on students. It's really after the pandemic. Yeah, it's

(41:45):
really because that's where everybody took a major hit, Like
all those kids that were just barely starting to learn
the basics of math and you know.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Reading coasting downward. But the pandemic ruined.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Because then assignment in that time became draw picture. Because
I know this because my kids had this assignment, draw
a picture of a house on your street that is
not yours. No math, no reading. Today you're gonna draw
a picture of a house on the street that's not yours. Okay,
and that count is a full dance school according to
the government anyway, So that's where a lot of people
messed up those stats. And then we'll see how good

(42:18):
we are these math and words that are supposed to
be for high schoolers, right, yep, all right, and then
yeah you can play along as well, and just see
how dumb you are too. Next on the Woody Show,
everybody else, I gonna take a quick break. I'm gonna
take a permanent one.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I'm gonna fill myself show.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Show. So here's the report. It's from the National Assessment
of Educational Progress, also called the Nation's Report Card. It
shows that high school seniors are performing at historic lows
in both reading and math. So about forty eight of
twelfth graders tested below the basic level in reading with

(42:59):
only about twenty five percent achieving proficiency and in math
only twenty two percent of seniors met or exceeded proficiency standards.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
So the numbers are you know, more concerning. You know,
this they call the achievement gap because on top of that,
more kids are missing school in general, thirty one percent
of twelfth graders reporting missing at least three days of
school in the previous month. The hell are they in
one month? It's like the people around here at work,

(43:31):
Like when the last time somebody worked a five day
work week Fridays around here, Fridays Monday, A yeah, And
it's not like the working from home. It's just you know,
there's not yeah. Yeah. The Department of Education is calling
it a devastating trend. Experts are saying that the reasoning
for the gap is because only a portion of students

(43:51):
are getting the education they truly deserve, because there's always
cuts and you know, just things are not available less
right exactly, and then you know, kid don't show up?
What are they supposed to do? And then uh, the
article pointed a lot to the pandemic and how much
was missed. Their huge drop off there.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
Yeah yeah, but three days in one month that kids
are missing, Like, I don't think I missed three days
in four years of high school.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I mean that's how it's dying, right if you were
if you were sick, but it wasn't every month, No,
it was maybe once a year, right at most, and
then you watch the prices, right, yeah, exactly. But yeah,
so Gina has something that you put together. This is
for the rest of us here in the room. Yeah,
and Morgan, you're included in this because we want to
see what you know took. Yeah. So yeah, it's all

(44:34):
about like the numbers and the maths and the words.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
Yeah, six, seven, eight to ten, come eleven. That's how
you count bitch. Yeah, that's how you count bitch.

Speaker 15 (44:50):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
So I have a list of vocabulary words for high
school seniors, and I'd like for you to define the
word and dispel it because these are words that we
aren't in high school and a lot of us use,
you know, in conversation at some point in our lives.
So high school seniors who can no longer spell, I
don't know these words, but I have faith in everyone

(45:11):
in this room.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
That's silly, everyone, everyone.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Everyone, all right, So let's start out easy. I would
say the word is evaluate, evaluate. What does evaluate mean?
And how do you spell it?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I think, well, does everybody in here know what evaluate means? Yes?
I think so it's kind of hard to define.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
But yeah, every idea, Yes, go ahead and spell it?

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Evaluate? All right? So who would like to who'd like
to go first? Break the seal?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Morgan? Evaluate? How would you? How would you define it?
A way of.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
A way of talking about a quantity of something, A quantity,
not a quantity equality or now we're hot, I.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Like evaluating, right, Yeah, that's what I would say in
my test value valuate. Yeah, evaluate, you're it's evaluation. When
you're evaluating, you know, it's like it's an analyz. You're
analyzing your you know, yeah, judging, judging, writing exactly.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
I had along the lines of what Morgan had, like
measuring the quality of something based on something else.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Under Yes, Now, how would you spell evaluate? Uh, I'm
gonna say E V A U L E T E
got it, dude, nailed, We're good. You're good, We're good.
We nailed it. That's that's perfect perfect perfect value. Ye
got it? Okay, got next word?

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Next word, synthesize synthesize, you synthesize. Say two things, you're
synthesizing them. One's writing feverishly.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I don't think I spelled it right. He neither. Damn.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
I hate it when spelling this doesn't look right, It
doesn't do that might mean it is right. I feel
like I know what letter you all are getting stuck.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I don't know how it defined synthesize. I mean like,
you know, yeah, you got a synthesizer, right, right, that's
what they mean of a keyboard like sync.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I want me to give you the I would say,
like to combine, Oh, Greg, chef's kiss, well, Greg's smart.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Yeah, to combine different ideas or information.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
That's what you had, right, Sammy, totally yes, synthesize synthesized.
To spell it, Greg, Let's let's try to let's try
to spell it s y N t h E s
I Z. I did it right?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
You guys are genius. You guys are genus.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Grad Because I wasn't a S I s E or
s I z E. I went back and forth, Y no,
but I stuck with the Z. I was hung up
on the E. I wasn't sure if it was S
size or size right, got it, got it.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
This conversation is getting a little ambiguous. Ambigus ambiguous, What.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Does it mean?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
And how do you spell it? Ambiguous?

Speaker 11 (48:19):
These are great words because there you know exactly what,
but they are difficult to define.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I can't define it. If I heard it in the sentence,
I could, But in the context of it, you know
the sentence itself, and you gave me if you gave
me a like multiple choice, no, no, no, I'm saying
if you used in a sense, I would understand the
sentence and what you were saying. But to define it individually,
I'm having heard time so ambiguous.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
You're right, you guys, the definition was pretty ambiguous.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, yeah, I know it doesn't make
any sense. Well, it's it's open to you want me
to tell you, no, I want to Okay, break wants to.

Speaker 11 (48:54):
Do I just want to see if yeah, I put
unclear slash vague yeah, gray area.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
You're so right, more than one interpretation. I'm clear on
certain absolutely, But how do.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
You spell it? Let's give the shot Sammy. Sammy hasn't
given us a definition a spelling yet.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Okay, I will spell it A M B I g
U O U s nailed it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
I get that one right. So far on the spelling
so far, I consider myself not to be a great speller.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
I'm okay, yeah, and you've gotten them all right.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I'm impressing myself so far, if I'm being honest. Well,
I think that I can't believe. I really can't. Let's
I really can't.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Let's do one more, and I think everyone's going to
nail word. Yeah, okay, significance, significant, significance. I'm sure we
can all define it. But how do we spell it? Writing?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
All right?

Speaker 10 (49:51):
I think I know.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I think I just butchered this.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Come on, no, you got it?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Okaygnificance m hmm.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Also is this like ninth grade level or talking twelfth?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
We're talking thirteenth?

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Yeah school still high school?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Right?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Significant?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Wants to take a crack at it?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Okay, Well how about morgan?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Okay, to spell it or define it?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
To define it.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Significance, to explain the important importance of something.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
Nailed it?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yeah, that's exactly right, all right, spell it like gravitas,
right exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I think someone else would spell it because I know
I got it right.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
You know you got it right?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Well, I think, but I want to hear someone give
a funny answer.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
All right, all right for I G N I F
A N A c E. He starts off strong the
most part he really does. Yeah, it crashes and burns. Yeah,
so I have does the rest? I have s I
G N I F I C A N c E.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Boom.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
That's it. That's it. That's it's right, how you spell it.
I was convinced that was wrong. Okay, it looks like.
There are so many times I'll write a word, type
of word, I'll look at it. I go, that is
no way right, and I'm because I think it's probably
so bad. You know how, sometimes you'll misspell something so

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bad that the spell check can't even figure out. I've
had that happen to me. I go, oh my god,
it doesn't even offer suggests. Or sometimes when you're just
writing a word, you'll go, there's no way that that
looks wrong. It looks wrong. I'll say to my wife
and get, hey, how do you spell significance? Oh? I
guess it is right? Really, are you sure there's one
word wrong? For some reason?

Speaker 11 (51:37):
At work, I have to spell a lot and I
always google it. I can never memorize it. Diarrhea there's
a secret there. Yeah, and I don't know if a.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Diarrhea. All right, all right, so yeah we're talking. We're
talking words in math because we just had this whole thing,
the Nation's report Card, and you know, these kids are
really slipping on this. So we did the words part.
We're going to do the math part coming up for
you next all right, So we'll give our brain a
little bit of a break.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
You need it.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, we'll take a brain break. Yeah, we'll get a
sip of water whatever. Then we'll come back. We'll see
how we do on the math portion of Genus Quiz
coming up next year on The Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
Hang on.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
Show three, four, five, six, seven, eight, non ten f
to ten, come eleven. That's how you count, bitch, right, Yeah,
that's how you count bitch. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah. The Nation's report Card not so hot for high
school seniors when it comes to math and words. We
already covered the word person person, the word portion, the
word person count, the word portion before the break. And
now Gina's got some of the some of the math
stuff for you.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Yeah, a big one in high school math apparently, because
I don't remember our word problems and nobody likes them.
But you are expected to be able to do them.
So I have one for you.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
That's the one in our house. Like when the kids
have Mathew marks, my wife and I are not much help.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
You ping punk Go ask your dad.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
The biggest thing with the math has been because the
way that we learned it, my wife and I being
in our late forties, we learned it a certain way.
The kids, I've learned a completely different way. It's the
what they got common core, but I can't even begin
to understand what the hell they're trying to. They abandoned that.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
And the teachers even send notes home saying, don't help
your kids with the homework. You learned it the wrong way.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I go, well, you know, I'd love to help your kids,
but your teachers told me not to do it. And
you got to listen to your teachers exactly. The maths
still math, yeah, but.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
There's the way you get to the answer is totally different.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
That's the whole point of the common Core is to
show that there's there's more than one way to get
to an answer.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
You to use numbers, use shapes, So it's not.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Just memorizing multiplication tables or do a certain way right,
just how do you get to the answers in a
bunch of different ways anyway.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
So here's the problem, the word problem, and it's all
about Bonnie Bonnie. Bonny has twice as many cousins as Robert.
George has five cousins, which is nine fewer than Bonnie.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Lost because you have to be able to see it,
I think, because like you can't just write.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Down the numbers Bonnie, just write Bonnie has twice as twice.
Bonnie has twice as many cousins as Robert. Okay, George
has five cousins, that's nine fewer than Bonnie has.

Speaker 9 (54:27):
How many How many cousins has five?

Speaker 6 (54:30):
George has five? How many cousins does Robert have? Bonnie has? Okay,
Bonnie has twice as many cousins as Robert. George has
five cousins, which is nine fewer than Bonnie has. How
many cousins does Robert. I'm gonna give you a big hand.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I got to be able to see it work.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Backwards to find a solution, right hang on, Okay, Greg's
working on it, Sammy's working on it. Okay, I would
I will love this. I'll be so impressed.

Speaker 13 (55:01):
Rag.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
You think you have an answer, I think, what do
you think the hand hold on?

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Hold?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Okay, I want to know how many cousin Robert has?

Speaker 9 (55:07):
Okay, and Bonnie has twice his money as Robert.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Yeah, I think Sammy is.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Going to do this. George has nine more or nine fewer.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
George has five cousins, which is nine.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Fewer than Okay, got it? Okay, I think nine?

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Menace and what he tapped out? I wrote down, you guys, okay, five, five, Okay,
that is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Okay, seven?

Speaker 9 (55:32):
Where did Robert come into play? We're just solving for Bonnie.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
You're solving for Robert.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Oh oh oh okay, so that's wrong. Whatever you put down,
I put three.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Three, That is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Greg said seven, is that right or wrong?

Speaker 6 (55:46):
That is correct?

Speaker 14 (55:47):
Okay, Sammy, you had that too well because I got
to fourteen and then you divided by two.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
George has five cousins, which is nine fewer than Bonnie has.
Therefore Bonnie has fourteen cousins. Bonnie is twice as many
as Robert. So half of fourteen to seven, Greg and Samy,
I'm very impressed you would.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Pass nice school math. Alright, what are the other ones all?

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Right, well, I'm not going to give you another word problem. No, no, no, no,
no no, alright, I think everyone can do this. What
is eleven times eleven?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Eleven?

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Okay, no calculator and great, I mean even better if
you can do it in your head. Everybody's thinking, I think,
what is the only one writing it down?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, I'm trying to go old school now.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Greg's writing it down's writing it down. Man has just
got it locked in the head. All right, everybody ready, Okay, menus,
what's your answer?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
One D and eleven?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Okay, uh huh correct genius. And finally, just for funsies,
do this in your head. It's subtraction?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
How hard can it be?

Speaker 6 (56:58):
What is sixty one minus twenty six?

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (57:03):
This is the kind of stuff they do want you
to start doing in your head?

Speaker 10 (57:06):
Right?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
All right? Okay, what you got it? Thirty three five? Yep,
thirty five?

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Everybody got thirty five.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I'm not doing my head. But I had to do
the whole thing where you borrow from you borrow six,
that becomes the five, the one becomes the eleven. The
eleven minus six equals to five. Five minus the two
equals the three. See like that's how I would have
showed my kids how to do it, but that's not
how they learned. See differently, we do it.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
The same way.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I divide it. Oh never mind, I well, no, I
divide it.

Speaker 8 (57:36):
And so like in the thirties, I go, okay, what's
what's twenty six? Take away twenty six from thirty and
then they'll give me the number. So they'll they'll leave
me with the war. Where'd you get the thirty from?

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Because it was sixty one minus twenty sixty one sixty
one minus twenty six.

Speaker 8 (57:53):
Yeah, so that will leave I'll divide it in half,
so that will leave me thirty and they will leave
me thirty one.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
So what's the what's divided? Uh uh?

Speaker 8 (58:00):
What's twenty six? You take away twenty six from thirty
leaves you four, So then you have Then you add
the what you have left over.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
That seems complexing way more card sixty one, but you
got having a four got you thirty five? Yeah, because
you add the four that you have left over to
the thirty one.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
Yeah, how many bodies minus twenty which is forty one
and then minus an additional.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
All do this difference round to the to the lowest
or highest five. So instead of sixty one minus twenty six,
which sounds hard, I'd rather do sixty minus twenty five,
and I just.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Take away yeahead, all right, the world genius is now
in one of the world's dumbest industries. Help radio the
Guess Who's Gas show? Yep, that's what we are responsible for,
as long as we can figure that out and have
a calculatly. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

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I'm not sure how you did. You can let us
know in the text.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Some people are nailing it.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Yeah, Yeah, the common core is a wasted time. I mean,
it depends on how you know it. I mean, I
guess if you know it and that's what you learned
when you were a kid, and that's how you've configured it.
But I just can't imagine sitting there, well, not that
anybody's sitting there doing long form, because I'm imagining an
adult who learned common core trying to figure something out
and drawing a bunch of bubbles, yeah, like a bunch

(59:20):
of circles, and then drawing a box around a certain
number of them, and then to that goes over to
you like you're not doing that, You're just getting your
calculator out, or you're just asking, uh, take an hour
to do one problem?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Yeah? Actually, uh, here give me the give me the
words for the word problem. Okay, here handed to Oh
it's on your computer. Oh here, I wrote them down
on you. I want right here, says all right, all right,
all right, so where is it? Okay? Bonnie has twice

(59:55):
as many cousins as Robert. George has five cousins, which
is nine fewer than Bonnie has. How many cousins does
Robert have? See if it come? See if it comes?
It is asking if I want to use chat GPT
for that? Sure? I thought I thought Siri was gonna
give me the was gonna give me the answer.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Oh she's not smart enough.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Even that's useless. So you're screwed. Yeah, well, I guarantee
if you put that in the chat GPT you get
the answer.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
I don't know why they do that, Like, would you
like me to look the super chatch? No, bitch, I
came to you first. Just tell me numbers, bitch, you're useless.
You're a middleman now, one, two, three, numbers.

Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
Bitch A ten? Come that's how you count, bitch, Yeah,
that's how you count Bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Show and we have gena grad who's got these trending
news headlines.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
The guy who shot and killed Charlie Kirk was charged
yesterday with obstruction of justice, two counts of witness tampering,
commission of a violent offense in the presence of a child,
discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily injury, and of course,
aggravated murder. The Utah County Attorney also officially confirmed that
they are going for the death penalty. Meanwhile, the FBI
says a bunch of people who were involved in the

(01:01:25):
discord chat with the shooter are still being investigated and interrogated.
Text messages between the shooter and his romantic partner and
parents they've all been released. They show little of what
went down. The day of the murder. His trans gal
got a text saying to look under his keyboard and
when they did found a note that said I have
the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I'm going

(01:01:45):
to take it. And some other texts said that he'd
been planning the attack for over a week and that
quote some hate can't be negotiated out. And as for
his parents, when authorities released the picture of the shooter.
They called him and he threatened to kill himself, but
they talked him out of it. Then a family friend
convinced him to turn himself in, and his next court
date is September twenty ninth.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Yeah, that's the whole thing about, like people losing their
jobs over stuff that they say about Charlie Kak. I'm
not in favor of people losing their jobs for stuff,
but I did see something yesterday did give me a
second thought because somebody said, if you're okay with somebody
losing their life over something that you disagree with, I'm
okay with you losing your job over something that you've said.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I get that somebody losing their life over something that
they've said. I'm okay with you losing your job over
something you've said. That that's interesting similar memes. Yeah, obviously
it doesn't apply to everybody, because if somebody just wants you,
you know, because they disagree, that they're going to go
after your livelihood or whatever, it is, like that's silly.

(01:02:51):
But you, as a person feel that it's okay for
someone to lose their life over how they feel or
what they say about something.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Then it's kind of the same that you say something
right and then you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Go, well, that's not fair, right, that's free speech. Okay,
well what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
What about my right to be alive?

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
What about that other random wrinkle that we got yesterday
with the old guy?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Glad you brought that up menace. Yeah, so that kind
of crazy old dude that the cops cough dragged out
of the you know when his pants were falling down.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Yeah, the old guy. They had him, They had him cuffed,
They were like carrying him by his feet and his
hands off campus.

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Yeah, Well it turns out he wasn't involved in the
shooting yet.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Here's a riddle for you. He was charged yesterday, but
not with anything to do with the shooting. When he
was picked up on campus, they questioned him about the shooting,
and in the process of questioning him, he let them
search his phone. On the phone they found a bunch
of child porn. Kind of a random thing. He was
officially arrested, charged with four accounts of sexual exploitation of
a minor and obstruction of justice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
You can just keep him good.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
Yeah, there's a happy accent this information about this. So
I don't even know if this is true.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
But they said that immediately after shooting, he went ran
up to a cop and said that he did it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:04:02):
Yeah, like made a false confession, which is also like, okay,
so is there a weird internet thing.

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
Going on with the actual shoot with the Patsy right?

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Well, Also there was alleged confirmation too that you know,
Russia and China love putting out misinformation while this stuffs.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Has happened proven to be true.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Yeah, so they said that this happened in this case
as well.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
However, I'm going to make my own conspiracy theory. What
if the Discord people if the seventy year old crazy
dude was on there and they're like, if you don't
take the fall for this, we are going to release
the images on your phone and kind of made him
do it.

Speaker 14 (01:04:37):
I'm making this up right right, But the other guy
was a furry Now this guy has child porn, Like,
is there a weird I don't know, dark web thing
going on?

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Yeah, it's all connected, I love them. Yeah, we're making these.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Up, but you never know, right, don't. I don't think
it's nearly as complicated as people like to make it.
By the time they say, like the right answers the
simplest one. Yeah, this guy he somehow, however, he ended
up on the cops radar that he ended up handcuff
or whatever. It just so happened to be that when
they were doing this investigation in this guy to see
if he was the guy found what is this child
points four for his phone?

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Oh boy, Well, let's talk about another guy in the
news that's in the same category. Luigi Mangioni. He killed
the United Healthcare CEO. You know, he was back in
court yesterday and the judge threw out two state murder
charges related to acts of terrorism, saying that the prosecutors
couldn't prove that he was trying to scare the public
because that was one of the charges. While those two

(01:05:30):
charges have been tossed, though, there's still nine more against him,
including second degree murder.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Yeah, there's no way this guy's not going to be
in prison for life. Yes, yeah, second degree stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
You gotta really google those differences and see how he
pled because sometimes they'll plead that for him. The next
case for that hearing scheduled in December.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yeah, there's no way this guy's not going to be
in jail for the rest of his life and that's
the way it should be. He killed somebody in cold
blood on the street. And again this is something Okay,
you disagree with someone or something and you're just going
around and killing somebody. Man the energy in the comments
and still the people with the free him he did
nothing wrong and treating him as a hero. I understand,

(01:06:13):
like I understand being upset with the healthcare industry, the
insurance company and things like that. But you you are
fine with this, Like that's crazy to me. Injustice, so
you take it upon yourself. This is how somebody This
is how we end up with the Charlie Kirk kind
of situation. This is how we end up in these

(01:06:33):
different things. You have a disagreement of some kind with
someone or something, and your your answer is to murder.

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Well, I mean the murder fix healthcare system. So right,
it did work. Everything's different. That's the path we're on, dude.
I there's the mall that I go to. In the
middle of the mall, they have like those you know,
make your own T shirt things on display. There's a
Luigi like t sure that makes it look like he's

(01:07:02):
a rapper and it's for sale.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Cool people, Well.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Let's talk about a couple other guys that are probably
never never getting out of prison after more than thirty years.
Eric and Lyle Menendez just lost their latest push for freedom.
A judge rejected their request for a new trial, saying
the quote new evidence, which is that old letter about
the alleged abuse and testimony from that former Menudo singer,
is not strong enough to change the outcome.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Of the case.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
And prosecutors argue that brother the brother's defense has always
been self defense, but jurors never bought that. And though
they recently became eligible for parole under youth offender laws,
they were denied last month and won't be able to
try again for at least eighteen months. And that's only
if they have good behavior. So their best hope now
will be a pardon for clemency from the governor. But

(01:07:48):
I don't see that happening.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Everything is like this is like Gina's wet dream. It's
all this truth.

Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
What sucks is like this all this long term energy
into the stuff and freeing murderers and you know, constantly
keeping up with it, and meanwhile, you know, people lost
their homes and the public is just like forgot about that.
They forgot about it after month after month. But there's
people every day dedicate their life to.

Speaker 13 (01:08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Eight o five. You know what, do you understand that
you and I have different ideas? However I disagree with
what you're talking about. When it comes to Charlie Kirk,
that's a disagreement. However, the things that he would say
are more than just a disagreement, and that doesn't mean
he should have been killed. However, the things he said
were made way more than a belief that you can
disagree with. Just saying we agree to disagree with Charlie

(01:08:41):
Kirk is like saying I agree to disagree with what
the Nazis believe or the way that Kim Jong un
runs his country. It's a false equivalent, so hyperbolic, that's
I mean, the Nazis were literally rounding up people and
killing them, and Kim Jong Un like the one guy
and he fell asleep in the meeting or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
He was killed in front of his family, had family
members killed. Yeah, Like, I mean, you know, again, agree
or disagree, it's not about what Charlie Kirk believe or
what have But like I do like the idea the
general idea of like, hey, you got in front of
people and say, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, here's my
talk about let's hear what you say. Why, okay, tell
me why you think from each other like that? That
part is interesting to me, that open dialogue. And you

(01:09:25):
could be mad about it, you could be whatever. But
like now you're so mad about it, you're going to
kill somebody. You gotta draw the line. I mean, come on, yeah, exactly,
give me a break.

Speaker 13 (01:09:32):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Rally is bringing the magic by
breaking Mickey Mantle's sixty four year old record oh for
homers from a switch hitter.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Dude, the Mariners are killing it this year. I love
this guy's nickname.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Oh yeah, does it mention it in the article does
We'll get there? The record wasn't fifty four, and Rally
went into last night's game against the Royals tied with
that number, But in the third inning, Rally hit a
homer to right field to break the record with fifty
five homers. Wasn't done there though. In the next inning,
cal whose nickname is the Big Dumper the Big Dumper,

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homeward again, making it his fifty six of the season,
and it tied him with Ken Griffy Junior for the
most in a season in Mariner's history. The next record
to break will be Aaron Judge's record of sixty two
homers for an American League player in a season, which
was set back in twenty twenty two. Rally is seven
away from breaking that record, but with only twelve games
left in the season, gonna be tough.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
But you gotta believe. Big Dumper, Big dumps.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
And finally, Publishers clearing Houses bankruptcy was really big. Well,
the Publisher's clearing house rather was really big back in
the day and was famous of course for people winning
their prizes, and winners could keep their money, you know,
keep getting it as long as they lived. Well, the
company just filed for chapter eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Now is over.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
But here's the thing. The winners that chose the lump
sum are fine. But the winners who said, oh, I'm
gonna be paid for a life time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
They're screwed.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
pH sold its big assets to another company back in July,
and that company they're refusing to do the payouts. So
a bunch of people who said I'm getting paid for life,
they're out of luck.

Speaker 11 (01:11:13):
Is sad that weird how we grew up seeing all
that publisher screen the balloons, and you wonder, what is
this enter this exactly where's this money cut it from?

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Yes, well that's what's going on with I thank you
very much, ginagrad Ye on the text what about mossa
hortman and her husband and her dog. Let's compare apples
to apples. That was ridiculous too, and that should have
never happened. A lot of price killing over, you know,
disagreement of politicians and their platforms, like come on, going over.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Going down to Nancy Pelosi's husband of that hammer.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Nobody's taken up. I mean, I'm not nobody on this show.
I'm sure somebody out there is the same way people
are taking up for Luigi or for you know, this
guy that killed uh Charlie Kirk. Also somebody on the
text two and three? Why am I not surprised by
what he's new stance on people losing their jobs. I
don't have newstands. I don't think that if somebody says something,
unless it has something directly to do with their job,

(01:12:05):
that's everybody's first thing is to like end their livelihood.
Had nothing. The woman who took the ball from the
kid at the Philly the Phillies, Karen, what's something to
do with her job? Like you're trying to find out
who she is so you can take her job or
pressure her employer to take away her job. Like, I
don't agree with that. My point was more on the
thing that I saw about. Okay, if you're someone, if

(01:12:27):
you're someone who is okay with someone losing their life
over an opinion, then I'm okay with you losing at
least your job over yours. In that particular, it's a
one off thing because this person, this person is okay
with someone losing their life over opinion. We're talking about
So if you lose, if you lose your job over
over something like that, Like, how can I feel bad

(01:12:48):
for you because you are a person who feels fine
with someone losing their life over an opinion?

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
And how dare you read something that makes you rethink
your opinion? How dare you wouldie everybody who has a
hill to die on? Like we can all, we can
all be a little more.

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
Fres normalize changing your mind.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
You and I and I do understand and you're absolutely
right that freedom of speech is uh. It has nothing
to do with your employee. Your employer does not have
to respect freedom of speech. Like if you are just
out there on a street corner or whatever, you could
say whatever you want. But if you're a representative of
your especially out on the job, I don't like that. Yeah,
the company, can you know? That's that's the companies here.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Yeah, all right, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Fun stuff these days, right, and the news has been great. Yeah,
all right, We're gonna take a quick break and then
we'll come back. Story time with Morgan's mom. Let's do that.
I tell you Morgan's mom, we have not met her
in person.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
You've met her? I did, yeah, at a concert a
couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Oh that's right, the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Yeah, it was brief.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
It was very brief.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
That's when I first started. And she was like, oh
my god, I already met Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Okah, that's right, that's right. I did meet her. Yeah, yeah,
I did meet her. Nice anyway. Yeah, I haven't spent
a lot of time, but we have heard a ton
of stories from Morgan, like, oh, yeah, my mom has
a story about bbble Well dude. After hearing Greg in
his conversation with his dad, I told Morgan, hey, next
time you see your mom, you got to get some
of the stories from her so you can hear. And
so Morgan's got one for us storytime with Morgan's mom.

(01:14:14):
He is a great h o abel.

Speaker 13 (01:14:17):
Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Hey, don't forget. We have trash Day, not trash weed.
It's not every once in a while that they leave
it out for an extra day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Well, we've heard so much about Morgan's mom over the
years that Morgan has worked here on the show, and
she seems like a lot of fun. When we heard her,
she was out there doing morgasming with with her mom.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
They went to the Halloween store to give me her mom.
Her mom came out uh to dog sit while Morgan
went on that vacation with Cabo. When they first met, Yeah,
and she's like you would think like a mom would
be like, oh, you're not going out of the country
this person you just met.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
No, like, here go I'll fly out, take care of
the home.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
We watched the dog I know, and your mom seems
super cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
People wonder why I'm so weird and out there. It's
because I came out of her You know, like we're
kind of one and the same.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah. Now, how is your dad? Your dad a character?

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Oh very much? So.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Yeah, Like I saw like a picture on I think
his Father's Day you posted something. He looks like a
like a Texas dude. Yeah, like a dude's dude, you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Know, cycle car dude. We went to BUCkies last time
I was home mins and we saw like the actual
Bucky walking around the store. Apparently that's pretty rare, the Buckey.
He was running behind him, like trying to pull up
his tail and look at his butt.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
But your dad's he's a mechanic, right, he's a man's man.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah a google.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Yeah, he's got permanent grease under his nails. Yeah that
stuff the As can't even get out, you know. Yeah
yeah all right, So storytime with Morgan's mom. We were
inspired because you know, Greg had a great conversation with
his dad that we played here on the on the
show where he was asking his dad about all the
time that he was disappointed. I'm like, so, Morgan, man,

(01:16:16):
next time you see your mom, you got to talk
to your mom. I want to hear some of these stories.

Speaker 11 (01:16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
So my mom, I think she got a little nervous
once I put my you know, mic in front of her.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Your dad get the same way.

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
God, yes, before we even had the chat, we were
just rattling and rattling and then exactly recording, and then
I turned into an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Right, And I'm like trying to get some good stories
out of her. So she was a little shy here.
But first thing I had to ask her. You asked
your dad, how did I disappoint you? I got to
ask her, how do I embarrass you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Oh that's good, mom.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
A lot of listeners they always text in like, oh,
your parents must be so proud of you, you know, sarcastically.
Are you proud of me?

Speaker 13 (01:16:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
My god, of course I'm proud of you. You're amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
I say that, when's the time that I embarrassed you
the most?

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Would you say the most?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
The most?

Speaker 10 (01:17:03):
You were young.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
I took you to work with me and an environmental
engineering office where I had some work to do, and
my boss was there in his office, and you toddled
your little butt in there and hit under his desk
and farted and farted and farted.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
He never said a word, but I know he was choking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
So true, have you heard my appearances on Guess Who's Gas?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
No, but I know whose guess it is?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
But do I embarrass you on like a day to
day basis in life?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Absolutely? Dinner last night? Yeah you told the waiter that
I was a chocolate whore. You did, didn't you?

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Okay, that was embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Absolutely, I'm sorry. I know, I know he was just sorry.
But I am a chocolate whore.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
That that your mom would you know, would find that embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
I am, actually because that's I don't remember I said that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
That's just me, you know, talking.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Talking ish, So yeah, comes out all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
So then you know, speaking of Guess Who's Guest, here's
a here's a couple of Morgan's uh submissions, the ones
we've already played. This is the paldi No, that was
her stir fryer. And then this is the kim chi cannon.
Remember the kim chi cannon? Yeah, this is from the
Korean barbecue and yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
That's juicy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
That's a good one. Alright. Story time with your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
I've been to so trying to get some funny stories
out of her, right, And she actually ended up working
at a radio station when she was younger back in Colorado.
So I tried to get some stories out of her
with that. So what would you say your favorite segment
is of mine? Is it Moorgasms? Is it Bush or Bear?
Is it my butt chugging adventures? What makes you the

(01:19:02):
most proud? Do you have a favorite segment or do
you dislike them all?

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
I don't dislike any of them. I do have more
favorites than others. I'm not too fond of watching you
butt chug when you know that's kind of interesting, But
I guess push your Bear's funny. So you used to
work in a radio station when you were younger. Did
anything crazy happen to you or you butt chugging in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
The radio station?

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Oh goodness No, So like a company would hire you
to voice commercials for them?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Oh yes, I can remember when Pj's pizza delicious, steamy
hot pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
I can't remember the rest of it, but it was
a sexy It was a sexy in my PJS.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Oh okay, I bet your mom helped up with the
radio station.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Oh for sure, No disrespect to your mom. But she
in another life could be a phone sex operator.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Yeah, she has a good voice, She's got kind of Well,
she smoked cigarettes for forever. Oh, I think that helped
about a year ago. So she's got that raspy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Yeah, alright, this is this is Morgan's mom, Morgan sitting
here and have a little conversation story time with her. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
So again, I couldn't really get some juicy stuff out
of her while I was recording, so I just decided
to ask her how she thought about you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
So she gave me a power ring.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
So we haven't had one of these in a while.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Anybody want to take a guess?

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
What is the favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Or men will be the favorite?

Speaker 11 (01:20:30):
Yeah, because you're tight with Menace and they do the
UFC stuff together.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
It's gotta be okay, that makes sense. So we think
that Medic will be first, then then then it will
be next Greg. Yeah, maybe Woody Wood Maybe Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
No, she hasn't met anyone, but what do you I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Gonna say Menace, Greg, then me, and then probably Gina
because she's you know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
What are you trying to say?

Speaker 13 (01:20:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
I think because like she here her the most, she
hears the most from she might not remember the whole cast.
That's what. Yeah, that's that's a lot of people. Let's
see how it turns out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Give me your power ranking of the Woody Show. Oh
my goodness, I hate to do this. I'm gonna have
to say menace.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Ah, Buddies, I love Menace? All right, Minis is your
number one?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
I'm gonna have to say menace. He's just funny, so
funny and so easy going. Gosh, I love Woody. Woody's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Okay, what is your number two?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
How about number three? Sammy?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Sammy's your three?

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Sammy's been a round a while, and I'm used to her.
I like her. Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
I love Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
He's awesome, but I'm worried about him. He's so skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
I'm not tell y'all she has not heard us joke
about that. I didn't tell her to say that, Like,
she's genuinely worried about that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
So sweet, nice, but I'm worried about him.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
He is so skin Oh he would love to hear
you say that, mom, really does?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
He looks like he doesn't look healthy. He looks ill.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Greg dream comes not aware of That's Greg's dream to
be told that that's so good.

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
That you're trying to look ill?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Dream know, Greg, he doesn't look healthy, he looks ill.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
He's gonna love that compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Okay, can you find out if he's okay?

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Greg Gory?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Are you okay, Gina? I'm adoring Gina. She's great.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Okay, So Genia's are five?

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
And then Sea Bass, good God, Sea Best, see best,
Sea Best.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
What can I say about you?

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Well, mom, be honest about how you truly feel.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
About Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Nope, be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
I didn't even lie either, So okay, we just ended
at that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
No love you mom. That's your mom. Kind of sounds
like Jennifer Coolidge Stiffler's mom. Yeah, I hear that, I
hear that. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, we love your mom.
Your mom seems really fun, so fun, very nice to
come hang out with us sometimes and.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Like secretly record some story.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
I guess he got some more show coming for you. Next,
hang up so Co Sports with the Gee Jeff of
course Yo, Good morning, Jeff, g all right, good morning.

Speaker 16 (01:23:37):
What do you show? Let's go ahead and start with
the Dodgers. If I sound depressed, it is because I
am not gonna lie. Last night was awful, man. Let's
go ahead and break down the Dodger game. For those
of you who didn't watch it live. Otani was great
on the mound. He pitched five hit list innings, Dodgers
were up for nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Everything was looking great, and then.

Speaker 16 (01:23:54):
Dave Roberts pulled o Tani after sixty eight pitches.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Here is Dave Roberts on that decision.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Well, he wasn't gonna go back. We've been very steadfast
in every situation as far as inning for his usage
from one inning to two innings to three to four
to five.

Speaker 16 (01:24:09):
Listen, I think instead of an innings count, it should
be a pitch count.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
He only threw sixty eight pitches.

Speaker 16 (01:24:14):
Let him go out there one more inning and if
it gets too high, then take him out of the game.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
Man.

Speaker 16 (01:24:18):
Speaking of the game, let's get back to it. Enter
the Dodgers' bullpen, who have been hot garbage. They blew
it again, giving up nine runs and costing the Dodgers
another game against the Phillies.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Here is Dave Roberts.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Once again, they clearly, you know, they're lacking confidence. I
believe in the talent, but right now they're just kind of,
you know, just don't have the confidence that they need
to have.

Speaker 16 (01:24:42):
They lack confidence for sure, man, And regardless of where
Otani was taken out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
The bullpen probably would have blown it anyways.

Speaker 16 (01:24:48):
The only way for them to get their confidence back
is to actually go out there, pitch and execute. So
fingers crossed man. There was one bright spot for the Dodgers.
Oh Tani hit home run number fifty. He's only the
sixth MLB player back to back fifty home run seasons.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Congratulations to Otani. A little bit more good news.

Speaker 16 (01:25:04):
The Padres did lose to the Mets yesterday, so the
Dodgers lead is still two games in the n West. Tonight,
same two teams at stadium. Blake Snell on the mound
for the Dodgers, aren't to the Angels. They lost to
the Brewers yesterday, Same two teams this afternoon at four
forty and we'll end this segment on a positive Notewoody Show.
Congratulations to NFL player Stefan Diggs. He's having a baby
with rapper Cardi B. Congrats to both yall. I'm Jeff

(01:25:27):
g and that's your SoCal sport.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
This is this is a great audio. Cops in Florida,
they got a call about this chick who was driving
the wrong way. She was on the wrong side of
the road. She was doing sixty miles an hour on
the shoulder, on the wrong side of the road, and
she ended up side swiping a police car. Refuse to

(01:25:54):
pull over, and so they did the whole pitt maneuver thing.
Hell yeah, boxed her in first of all, box through
some cuffs on her. Now here is the conversation. Listen
to how she's trying to wiggle her way out in
the picture. You's got reasons. Think of what's just happened.
I just explained everything that you're wrong way, sixty miles

(01:26:16):
an hour on the shoulders, side swiping, not pulling over
a police car not pulling over. Yeah, pitt maneuver the
whole thing. Uh, And so here's her conversation with the police.
Go up the other side. Do you realize what you're
going the wrong way on the interstate?

Speaker 13 (01:26:29):
On this.

Speaker 10 (01:26:31):
Interstate?

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Right here when we're on you realis you're going the
wrong way on the interstate this interstate?

Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
You mean where we are?

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
And again it gets better, go up the other side.
Do you realize what you're going the wrong way on
the interstate on this Yeah? Do you see all these
lights coming towards us? Let's say that, Yeah, I do right,
I do. You're going the wrong way. My husband's walking
meet her?

Speaker 11 (01:26:53):
You home?

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
You're driving home? You were you were just driving, I
was wearing.

Speaker 15 (01:27:00):
I was like in the it was I was in
the passenger seat.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Else in our car? All right, anybody wants to gain
a guess? What was there anybody else in the car?

Speaker 15 (01:27:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
No, maybe a ghost. There was nobody else in the car.
Else in my car?

Speaker 14 (01:27:19):
Yeah, okay, maybe that specific clear, but there was like
me and my husband were.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
In one car.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
Yeah, what okay? She has alcohol? Boys? Okay, well Greg,
that's give you the next question. Was she drunk? I'm
gonna say you bet. Yeah, she just had like you know,
oh yeah, I just had beers arrested in charge with you?
Do you I among many other things, just wine with dinner,
guys on this that's my favorite.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
The other side, what you're going the wrong way?

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
I'm an interested What this one?

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
I hate her so much?

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
The one right here listeners. No, she must have been
confused with the other time they were driving the wrong way.
Her husband was driving at that point. My bad. Yeah,
you just don't cat it didn't work out. The menace
excuse generator failed on that one. You can text us
check in over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Right back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Well, we've got the naked bike ride audio coming up
for you this hour seamasters if the naked bike ride
over the weekend and uh talking to some of the
people there, and the question is always can I smell
your bike seat? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's coming up. So
much fun. There was a naked guy story in the news. Oh, ran, Yeah,

(01:28:51):
well we have a photographic evidence. Well, because that's a
great ones to see. I was gonna give it to manettes.
Greg likes the the newt and ounce stuff I do
because he wants to do it. That's why. Yeah, I
wish I had the confidence. It's out of Oklahoma. This
family had just gotten home from doing what they were doing,
and when they opened the front door, they were greeted
by four hundred pound naked guy just wandering around the

(01:29:15):
inside of the house. The family confronted him, guns in hand.
Oh boy, the dude ran out, jumped into a pond.
You can run well enough to get to the pond. Yeah,
I sprinted and Andy hid there. This is the homeowner
on the news explaining what happened.

Speaker 12 (01:29:32):
I was ready to receive my son and my mom
coming home from martial arts glass. By the time I
opened the front door, the back door was being opened
by the big, fat, naked crazy guy. Anytime a big,
gigantic naked man comes into your house unwanted, the de
escalation is, I guess you could say pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Then I saw.

Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
One of the strangest things I've ever seen is following
somebody out of your own house into a lake that
you're not supposed to be swimming in full of snakes.
Stay aware that every place.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Is he got some crazy yeah you doo, yeah, crazy,
crazy is everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Gigantic, huge, huge, gigantic.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
And police in Nebraska got some calls about some weirdo
at this park. They got there, they looked around, didn't
see the guy, but when they checked the bathroom they
found passed out on the floor. This guy, pants down
junk out with a bunch of gratification items next to him,
also had some meth on him. Cool. They also learned
that he had a no trespassed order for all the

(01:30:32):
local parks in the area, and he was told to
put his pants back on so that they could arrest
him and taking the jail. WO such a good session.
He just passed out. Yeah, just had just had the
best time. Oh so good. Yeah, just nude now. But yeah,
the naked people naked bike ride. Seabaske goes every year,
talks to these people and uh, you know they go
down there and it's that it's not a protest, it's

(01:30:54):
it's more of just like state. I think there's some
people who just like Greg likes to be nude. I
think there's some people he doesn't have the confidence to
do this. Yeah, but but if I did, I would
absolutely It wouldn't be about any cause, it would just
be about the here's an opportunity for me to be
able to be naked in public and not get arrests
because of the tan lines.

Speaker 11 (01:31:14):
Greg, I don't know, it's just I have I've told
you I had that weird high thought when you think
about all the places in the world and it's most
of them that you've never been naked.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Like, have you ever been naked in a grocery store? No? No,
in a restaurant, No, in your car?

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Be your number one place to be naked naked? That
would be bizarre, Like, wow, I've never been naked here.
I want to be naked there? Do you think it's
an older person like once you get like old old,
you want to be naked? Like, no, do you think
that at that point, because you know how you get
less concerned about things, you care less about things as
you get older, that you get to that point when

(01:31:51):
you're so old that you don't care that you would
go to a retort. Yeah, you beach might be fun, yeah,
because at that point, like what do you care?

Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
I think?

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
I think, yeah, you just an age where you just
kind of don't care at all.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
You think even getting like say you're seventy five, you
wouldn't you be like nobody wants.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
To see a seventy five year old naked. I'd be
too vain to do it exactly. You know, it's like
I don't want to make people.

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
I was on some French beach where Napoleon was born
or whatever, right, but you know like over there, no
one's like fat and girls like we are, and I like,
I couldn't get naked in front of those people. And
all those people on this beach were naked. They're all like,
good look and it's like no big deal to them.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
Answer Greg, Like if all the places that you could
be naked.

Speaker 11 (01:32:37):
They want to be naked driving let's say a beach
or maybe yeah, driving because it would be weird and
you and then the grocery store too, that would be
fun too, and then we like if you're driving, I
would I envision like wearing shoes, which makes you feel
more naked.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
You are so much more naked when you're wearing shoes,
like a weird phenomenon.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
And I picked my son up at work last week
and I left the house no shoes. I've just had socks,
and I drove to go pick them up, and it
felt weird. Right, Yeah, I've done it before, but I
hadn't done it in a long driven barefoot. Yes, it
seems like you have more control, but I and I
could be totally wrong. Maybe it varies by state, but
I think you can get a ticket for that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
And then have a girlfriend who always take her shoes
off to drive, And I think it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
Yeah, I think that's it. Felt it felt strange, just
socks on. It's weird, all right? Well, Sea Bass talking
to the people at the naked bike ride. We're gonna
have that audio. Can he smell their seat? We'll have
that for you next year. On the Woody show hangs
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Oh you want to play psycho? Okay? Can I be
the helpless victim?

Speaker 13 (01:33:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face, I want to
be The.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Sequel is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Well, I can only imagine how scary it is to
be on scene the naked bike ride, because it's never
the people that you want to see at the nude
Beach or the naked bike rides. Always the case.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
These are freedom fighters people, you know, environmental activists.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Oh yeah, ahole powers, yeah, pedal power. I'm sure it
is scary to somebody like you who wants to support
big oil. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, your Sea Bass
goes down to the naked bike ride and he talks
to some of the participants and we get to know
a little bit about them, and then it all culminates
with a question right there at the end, which we
turn into a game. And the question that Sea Bass

(01:34:30):
asked the people the naked bike ride, can I sniff
your bike seats? After you know you rode on it?

Speaker 7 (01:34:35):
All new only a minute now, this year's naked bike Ride,
I've knew it was ten years now. This one was
the most exciting and controversial of all time because there
was a protester.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Oh protester.

Speaker 7 (01:34:48):
Now there's the thing is this was not an organized protest.
In fact, the naked bike ride is a protest against
all the things we talked about, cars, fossil fuels, laws
about clothing and things of that nature.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
So what are they protesting. Well, this guy rode by
because they there. There's there's staging area that's in a
parking lot, and it's it's guided by the police. It's
all very well organized naked bike rides wherever they're held.
I've been to.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
It's a well done event. This guy was just cruising
on by coincidentally on his own bike, and he saw
a parking lot full of naked people. He did not
like that whatsoever. He's screaming at him, calling right, he said,
you know there's kids around, which there were not kids around.
But that's part of their point is that bodies are okay,
you know whatever you're doing, and the naked bike ride
is if not lou there's no sex or anything. So

(01:35:28):
he's screaming at the protesters, and I'm talking to the protesters,
and so I would walk and I was gonna go
talk to him. He didn't want to talk to me,
but I'm kind of laughing and choking because he's been
he's staying. He's down there for fifteen twenty minutes, just yelling.

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Hey, you you perverts, blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
So as soon as I'm done, Joe and I'm coming
over there.

Speaker 7 (01:35:43):
So I'm laughing with the guy about about the protester.
The protester sees me laughing, sees me walking across the street,
and he yells things at me.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
He's just there toe and you're not even naked.

Speaker 6 (01:35:55):
But he isn't journalist.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
He doesn't like being mocked. Apparently, all right, he looks
I was talking to that. I want to be buddy
round the door.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
I don't, sir, I would be yelling is funny, sir,
Free speech, sir, Free speech, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
How dare you so here?

Speaker 13 (01:36:21):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
I got some street cred, So he said, how did
you like it if I'd be naked around your daughter? Bitch?
Ass called me the N word several times and called
me the gay F word several times, and you just
throw it all out there. You have all your clothes on.

Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Yeah, but he saw that I was laughing, chuckling at
him because he's being ridiculous. I like that, all right,
So so be aware you might hear that guy in
the background.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Of my interviews because he's just yelling at everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
The first naked bike rader I talked to. His name
is Darko, and Darko also found this protester quite hilarious.

Speaker 10 (01:36:53):
It is surprising to see it, like a group of
like two three hundred people naked all of a sudden, Oh,
here come to the cor.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Not for you, for the protester. Else you should be
aware that you have an escort.

Speaker 10 (01:37:04):
R You have an escort the cops escort us, which
is really cool. And check this out. So there's a
bunch of naked people, which normally wouldn't be cool, but
the cops are watching the guy who's heckling the naked people.
He's definitely exercising his First Amendment rights, yeah, which I
fully support. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
And when he's saying there's kids around here, no, there's not.
This is like the industrial area, This is not outside
of school. It's Saturday afternoon, there are no kids.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Yeah, this doesn't walk your kid to school day right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
You know that's not happening. He's just lying about that
to try to build his case. But talking more about
the actual bicycle list Darko. Here he's got a scarf,
nothing else and some glitter and then reminded me of
another events.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Generally, I like to wear a scarf.

Speaker 10 (01:37:48):
I put on a bunch of sunscreen and then the
glitter six of the sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
Very much of an impression of burning Man with this.
Is that inspired you at all?

Speaker 10 (01:37:56):
It's true. I've been burning Man fifteen times.

Speaker 11 (01:37:58):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
A friend of mine helped build the orgy dome this
year and it got taken down by the wind. He
said it wasn't burning man for him, it was rebuilding men.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Are there real orches that happened there?

Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
The most orgy thing that I think I saw? What
I think it was professionals, Okay, people who are in
the industry or something.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
Okay, So you said, what Medicine said is that, yes,
this orgie ten does have sex in it, but he
thinks they were like porn stars who were there for the.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
Yeah, and so, can I just be honest, wasn't really
paying attention to what he was saying. What the guy
to make out the protest, it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
Was a bless of what you've already heard that he
was yelling at me, which is you y'all have the
perverts and words, there's kids, so on and so forth.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
We'll get to more of him in a second. All right,
So Darko a fifteen time burner.

Speaker 10 (01:38:43):
Again.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
He's dressed in burning man the sort of attire. Let's
give him the question that we always ask.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Can I ask, uh, Mass smelt your seat? All right? Mass,
smell your bike seat? Al right? So dude, I don't
think there's any question. I think yes, thank you. Because
he's enjoying the protester. He's not up tight. Yeah, he's
a burn he loves the orgy tent.

Speaker 11 (01:39:01):
Yeah, yes, but he also sounds really normal. He dies,
you know, he doesn't sound wacky weird.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
He had like long hair. He's probably forty eightish. You know,
he definitely looked that hippie burning man. Would a lady
consider him good looking? I think a lot wood because
he's thin. Yeah, a lot of like menace or like
what he said earlier. A lot of these naked nudists
are are quite large. This guy was pretty well built.
How's the penis? I you know what I've learned to
do over many, many years. Stare dreol Is Naked bike

(01:39:34):
ride fulsome street ferret's anything where those Jake, the Juggals, anything,
where's nudity you get you kind of look at the
top of people's said so that it's that's not even
in your periphery, so like you're talking to their hair.

Speaker 13 (01:39:44):
All.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Yeah, you're over compensating for that at all. I don't look.
I mean, and I've trained myself why because I don't
want to see like they want you to look. Yeah,
you think they want you to. They're naked and probably
want you to that's part of the whole.

Speaker 11 (01:40:01):
Thing, yeahs or they want to know what it's like
to be naked out there, Yeah, Greg, not necessarily like,
oh I want you to look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
I think they want to be seen. I mean, yeah,
I don't don't do that. Yeah right, yeah, I don't
think you could. I mean, certainly you don't. You're not.
She's not prude or a tight It's.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
An active parade slash protest as well. So yes, of
course they want you to see their message.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Okay, you're a whiffed on this.

Speaker 8 (01:40:20):
Because I'm telling you the best part of gay pride
events is, you know, joking about the wiener that you're
seeing in front of you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Okay, So I'm saying make sure I think dark Ole'
absolutely go for it. He will allow SeaBASS to sniff
his bike seat there at the naked bike ride. Yes,
Greg Goring, I'm gonna say no, actually serious, Sammy, Yes,
all right, let's find out naked bike ride. Will he
go for it? Smelt your seats?

Speaker 10 (01:40:48):
My seats? Well, don't smell it?

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (01:40:52):
My good little sweaty mind. I didn't put a towel
on it this year.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Do I have permission?

Speaker 10 (01:40:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Respectus?

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Good?

Speaker 11 (01:41:01):
And that'd be weird if you did, you would be
weird too, weird dark out Greg speaks weirdo and sounded
rude like a normal due to me.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
He did.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
He was on message, I mean, yeah, but he's also
the naked bike gride He's I'm getting.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
I think he was a little embarrassed of the scent.

Speaker 13 (01:41:20):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Yeah, because like you didn't have a protective towel. Yes,
giving his best self ex.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
Overall a nice fellow. Obviously was love love chatting. So
we took a little break from dark O. Here's more
of that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Heckler just ye a pedophile? Yeah, I got you? Yeah, Okay,
I was like, what the hell is he saying had
a file.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Desire?

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
Damn, I bet you he looked at all the penises.

Speaker 7 (01:42:07):
It's no offense to our protester, and he's he's using
a very cheap ploy where he's because you pedophile.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, there's no kids around here, so
you're cheaping it. Yeah, it's like the boy cried wolf.
Then nobody's gonna like bat of nine next time someone
starts screaming pedophile just because you're nude. But yeah, who's
the pervert? You were the us? Are you looking at us?

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
All? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Naked Bike Ride twenty twenty five will have some more.
We're going to continue on here with the Naked Bike
Ride twenty twenty five. If you're you're just joining us
seabasses out the naked bike ride.

Speaker 10 (01:42:40):
But you know, a bunch of people.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
But about how many people? He said, about a couple
couple hundred people, Yeah, naked riding bikes around. I mean
they're all there for different reasons, different purposes. There was
the one protester guy who was, you know, yelling and
carrying on about what was he yelling? Pedophile? Sammy noticed
something she pointed out during the break.

Speaker 14 (01:42:58):
Yeah, one of the bikers tried to get to switch
the chance of saying pedophile to pedal fast.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
Oh let's listen in there. Oh N word? So what

(01:43:25):
about like saying that to people? And how is that
a good example for kids wearing a bitch ass N word?

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
There's that could be an interesting spumper sticker for the
for cyclists in general.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Is I'm a pedal file? Pedal file a little too
close to THEE would be a great idea. Yeah, you
should go with it if you can so tea basses
down there, he said. The naked bike I was talking
to some of the participants and uh, just like we
do every year, the question is always and we turned
into a game. Will they allow sea mass to sniff

(01:43:59):
their bikes?

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Keep in mind they're naked, they're riding around this thing.

Speaker 10 (01:44:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
The first guy, Greg nailed it. Like this guy, he's
a bike ride, he's a he goes to burning man.
I thought for sure, but just didn't want to. Yeah,
I thought for sure, and you know, see Bass is
not going to push it. He respected the man's wishes
and did not smell that seat. But against he's dying
to sniff somebody, seem and who's this next person. This
is Christa, and you really.

Speaker 7 (01:44:21):
Have to go out of your way to talk to
a female at the naked bike greg because it is
about eight or nine to one. Oh wow, and they
and they complain about it that they want more women
out there, but men are just more daring and uh
bear as you dare creatures.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
I also wouldn't think, uh, I mean because it is cycling,
like can say some kind of exercise things, So I
don't think you're going to get a lot of like
a bigger Yeah. Well, I'm I'm not going to speak
to Christa's physique, but she I'm saying just in general,
like because that wou'd be another thing, because I think
people who maybe would go down just I don't know, like, well,
you're forgetting my stereotyping. But the e bikes and eastcooters exist.

(01:44:57):
I didn't even think about that. Did she have a
larger care She did, but she was getting around just fine.

Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
Christa was the classic this is the hippie chick, white
girl with braids or dreads I should say not even braids,
got a big puka shell necklace and so on and
so forth. Let's talk to her about what she saw
from the public driving, riding around naked.

Speaker 15 (01:45:16):
I wasn't surprised by the kids' responses. I'm actually I
work in the school district, which is really funny, and
we don't aren't allowed to talk about nudity or bodies
or really anything.

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Of that sort.

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
Really like not even like outside of health class.

Speaker 15 (01:45:30):
I mean yeah, like outside of health class, Like teachers
are not allowed to express anything about like body positivity.
So this is kind of my opportunity outside my job
to show that like being naked like isn't sexual. We're
literally just riding our mics like on a leisure early Saturday, right, So.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
You don't know that's the whole point. This is not sexual, Woodie,
how dare you? Are you turned on? Well, you gotta
believe that there is an element of it where it
is the thrill of being naked in a place you're
not supposed to, as Greg would say, the naughtiness.

Speaker 11 (01:46:04):
It's like a newdist colony. You're just living life naked.
It's not necessarily it's not supposed to be a thrill.

Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
You see these these clamping down the society is done
makes it seem thrilling, right, where if it was just natural,
right exactly I'm uput about nudity.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
I wouldn't do it. That's for everybody else's sake, for
the most part, exactly, you know, But I don't have
any problem if somebody wants to be naked, Who cares?
Am I going to pretend that I'm not looking? Of
course I'm gonna know I would look. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:46:30):
Well, let's talk more with christ about again. The kids
in her role as a teacher soody, like just laughing
or kind of giggling.

Speaker 15 (01:46:35):
I'm assuming they actually shielded their faces. They were so
ashamed of seeing people naked in person. And it's interesting
because you wouldn't imagine the things that I see, like
as a teacher, kids looking up online or like having
access to online, and it's like all nudity, but we're
afraid of seeing it in person because we're not exposed to.

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
Add all, yeah's these phones have sexualized nudity, where if
we were just around us we would find more.

Speaker 6 (01:47:01):
Naturally, these horrible children shielded their faces out.

Speaker 10 (01:47:04):
Dare they? I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:47:05):
To be fair, if I were six years old and
I was driving down the street on Saturday and I
saw a large group of large people being naked, I
would not want to look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
No, no, no, no, yeah, unfortunately weird Adults. Naked Bike
Ride twenty twenty five. This is Christa the educator. Yeah,
so we wanna talk to her about how she prepared
her bike to be nude upon it.

Speaker 15 (01:47:22):
Okay, someone gave me this bike and there's nothing wrong
with it, so I ride it all over and so far,
so good. I rode five miles so far, and I'm
going to do another I think six miles.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
Yeah, you get a sign on front?

Speaker 10 (01:47:37):
What's that? Sick?

Speaker 15 (01:47:37):
It says if this isn't natural, then what is You've.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Got kind of like a blanket or padding for the
bike ride? Is that because of the nudity?

Speaker 15 (01:47:44):
Yeah, I'm really against wearing plastic underwear, so I try
not to use like anything that's plastic whatsoever, especially that
I'm sitting on or if it's touching my skin really closely.
So I'm using one hundred percent cotton.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
Can smell your seat, wouldn't that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
Oh okay, So yeah, she doesn't want plastic.

Speaker 7 (01:48:06):
So synthetic fibers maybeeah, But there's plenty of cotton underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
But she doesn't want to wear underwear. It's the Naked
bike Ride that's the thing, because she wants to be dude.
So you got to like, instead of covering with the plastics,
she wanted to cover with something that wasn't plastic, because
you know microplastics. Everybody talks about that. You don't want
that to leach into your vagina and I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:48:26):
This is a tough one because she wants to show
you how open and down for anything she is.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
She's very message but I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:48:34):
I know because she's also a teacher.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
And she's very concerned about the microplastic thing. Yeah, will she.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
Say, like your sunscreen touching like on your face, touching
your seat will give her cancel?

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
Oh you think she uses any kind of sunscreen?

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Saying the sunscreen on your face?

Speaker 10 (01:48:52):
That you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
I also wouldn't assume that Seabass's face would be touching
anything just to just to get ahi of it, that's true.
I don't don't smear it on there, Yeah, just to
get you just get down there. Yeah, that's when you're
when you're swearing wine, you put your nose in it.
Not necessarily she doesn't one sample the bouquet. He does,

(01:49:14):
but he can do next next year. Boute, Well, can
I look your seat. Oh god, wow? One a right?

Speaker 11 (01:49:23):
What do you say, Greg, you got the last one? Right,
I'll let you go first. I'm saying yes to this
because because of her sign, is anything more natural? And
why would you be ashamed of a cent? Yeah, I'm
leaning yes as well.

Speaker 6 (01:49:34):
The last second, she's gonna think she's getting trolled. I'm
going to say no this time. Genus says no menace,
say no dog, no dog, no no. All right, let's
find out.

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
What do you say? I said yes, I'm leaning. I'm
leaning yes. I think that's kind of like a d
u i Q. I always default lean, know for anybody
this naked bike ride. I think my defaulting is just yes,
just based on what they're doing. But let's find out.
Christa can see you smell her seat? Can I smell
your seat?

Speaker 12 (01:50:01):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
Go ahead, sweet, let me at a shot here? Yeah,
get in there. Oh yeah, smells kind of like fresh
and like like a soapy, clean smell.

Speaker 15 (01:50:10):
I used Doctor Bronner's magic hemp soap.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Of the of course she did.

Speaker 6 (01:50:15):
Where did we get were you lying?

Speaker 14 (01:50:18):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:50:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:50:19):
It was decent, she didn't and it was just at
this point it was a little overcast, so I don't
think this sweating was as better could.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Have been, like super hot. And then she did put
she said, she put a fresh cover on her seat
just for the ride.

Speaker 6 (01:50:30):
She's on brand.

Speaker 14 (01:50:31):
I like her, and this actually makes your point Gena
of the last guy where we thought he was embarrassed
to smell, and she was very confident about her She said, yes, of.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
Course she gets some stupid hippie soap that doesn't work.

Speaker 13 (01:50:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:41):
Apparently do makes her own deodorantyea for sale everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
Oh yeah, doctor has had a giant thing of it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
It's been around one hundreds of years.

Speaker 10 (01:50:51):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:51):
Yeah, that's a big brand. Your hair with it, body
hemp soap. Yeah all right. Well, Naked bike Ride twenty
twenty five guys with with more heckler, Yeah, exactly, now
with more heckler. What was the god? What was the
one year? I think it was the first year that
we did that. You had that one woman. There was
a lady who had she had a little she was

(01:51:13):
towing a kid. Little trailer had a toe behind trailer
like a little tent with two kids, Dar and her kids.

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
For me, the most important thing is is, uh what
it says about bicycling and transportation and getting around the city.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
And I think the nudity is pretty cool too. This
is one of your favorite clips because she had she
had like one of those like she had the bike
and she was towing her kids. You ever see one
of those things you can hurt up to the bike,
hit it. It's like a little wagon kind of thing.
And yeah, then she pulls that's where the kids were.
The kids were in Wisconsin.

Speaker 6 (01:51:40):
Why does she sound exactly like Milton from Office Space
stee Blue bicycling and transportation and getting around the city.
And I think the nudity is pretty cool too.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
And why should we have to cover up so much?

Speaker 7 (01:51:52):
There's your children that are your torn behind you. Yeah,
these what is their thought about their mom being nude
on a bicycle.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
I think they're a little embarrassed. Your mom's on a bike, right, Yeah,
and she's not wearing any clothes. Issue. No, you think
this is a cool thing. No, you're smiling not now,
just figure because they're down there. They got that angle,
you know what. I So like, if the mom's like
really pushing the pedal uphill, she's kind of like standing up.

Speaker 6 (01:52:18):
And she's pushing it out.

Speaker 4 (01:52:19):
She's like really pushing the pedals and like you got
that view that you're never gonna get out of your mind.
I mean this is years ago. I love those kids.
Now they've ran away, they've ran away. I will thank
you very much, Sea Bass. We're going to get a
quick break more Woody shows next, hang on the Woody Show. Well,

(01:52:40):
that's gonna do it for Wednesday morning. Full show podcast
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Uh Tomorrow we're back, all new show. We're gonna have
a special in studio guest. We mentioned earlier in the week.
There's a new movie coming out this weekend. Is called

(01:53:02):
Waltzing with Brando. Looks so good and the guy playing
Marlon Brando in the movie is a guy you've seen
in a number of things. His name is Billy Zane, right,
never heard of him? Yeah, so Billy Zane will be here.
He's been a Titanic and tons of movies. I had
no idea, but he was in a back to the future.
Yeah yeah, all okay, Redneck News, more chance to win
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hour seven am to seven pm again tomorrow, and it's
going to be a throw Back Thursday. So a bunch
of your favorite throwback requests. They'll be in the next
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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

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Yeah, if you haven't found love, don't worry. Your soulmate
is out there right now ghosting somebody.

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There's hope. That's right for every cree you'll fight. Hey, look,
Sammy's got somebody new. Yeah, Morgan found somebody. Huh uh
you know there's an eight year drought for Sammy. But
uh yeah, hut it rain back in the game, back
in the game. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Kristin Lamullin is up next the Morning Music Marathon two

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hours of commercial free ALT ninety eighty seven music and
another chance sometime between now at eleven o'clock that you
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Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
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it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
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quit this bitch.