FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 18th 2025 Podcast

Guest: Billy Zane, The Smartass Game, This Week In Audio and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it flying the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is the Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Well, it's Thursday. We made it to a pre Friday.
That rips it does.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's rips it rips. It's a Thursday morning and is
September the eighteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Hello, Well, we are the Woodie Show. Boodie. That's Greg Gory. Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
We got Menace, Hi. Gina Grant is here, Sea Bass
is here. We've got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open.
We'll get to that here at a second. She's our
associate producer. We got von our video producer. We got
bored and Menji. What do you show? Production directors. They're
holding things down in the audio department. We've got the
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the text over to two to ninety seven. You can
call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
On the show. Today. We have an in studio guest,
Billy Zane. Right for that. Billy Zane will be here.
He's been in so many movies.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, like he was.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
He was Roses dude in Titanic.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Can't remember the bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, the one that she was running around on with
Leonardo DiCaprio and we just saw on TV.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, it's crazy, gaud I've not really seen Leonardo Dicabria
in a while, but he's looking crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:58):
Old look agent, sure, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
He looks mad old.

Speaker 10 (02:02):
I didn't think he looked that.

Speaker 11 (02:03):
Old.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Guys his age are getting the like upper blaff, like
facelift eyelid surgery. He hasn't gotten it.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
That must be your eyes and your vision. Yeah, Sammy,
he looks.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:14):
He has a new movie coming out called One Battle
after Another that looks really good.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Leonardo DiCaprio does not. Billy's Ane. Billy z Aine doesn't.
That's where we started about. Yeah, Billy Zane will be
on the show this morning. He's got a new movie.
It's called Waltzingwood Brando. It's about great It's about Marlon Brando,
who everybody knows is you know, the Godfather, but what else?
Watching the trailer, it looks really interesting. It does look
really cool. I talked to him, good, we'll talk to

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him about about all that and a bunch of other
stuff to talk to Billy Zane about today, all the
treading news headlines and Seabat's going to be here all
of the week in audio for us all coming up
this morning here on the Woody Show. I've got all
this this energy. I just don't even know what to
do with it. I went on, Oh I went. I
went to bed yesterday at three point thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Wow, how does that work?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, So I planned on getting out of here yesterday,
going home and shutting it down, you know, for a
couple hours, just getting like a little nap in. And
then I got home and there's all this stuff happening.
We had like people coming over to give us a
bid on some painting. There was something else that popped
up that had an aaron I had to go run.
It's like it was like two thirty. I'm like, it's
too late. Can't nap at two thirty. Then I won't

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be able to sleep. My wife says, oh, well, I'm
gonna go pick Our daughter had to go get picked
up at school, and then she had an activity, like
a school activity. I was like, I'm gonna go pick
her up. I'll take her over everything. I'm like, no
one's gonna be here, I said, would anybody be terribly
disappointed if I just went to bed? She goes, now,
I go, well, you know, sooner than later, and she goes, no,
go for you're not missing anything. Perfect.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I was in bed by three thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I haven't looked at my or ring data yet, but
I'm pretty sure your dad, Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I
was asleep by four the late. I don't remember, but
like you, it's like six and it was. I woke
up to so many text messages I had. I had
to ride back to everybody. I'm sorry I missed it.
I was completely passed out. But I only woke up

(04:08):
once at about ten forty five, knowing looking at the
clock that the alarm wasn't gonna go off for like
another like three or four hour like this is the beast.

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I just rolled back over, went to sleep. So yeah,
we got all the end of well, I do all
the energy in the world today, love to experience that.
We'll we'll take a break, we'll come back. Menace has
the latest in the world of entertainment. We'll get the
birthdays and the porn of birthday in there. As well
as next on The Woody Show. Hang on, Yeah, this

(04:40):
is the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
What's up Woody Show podcast listeners, It's menace. I'm gonna
be at Lazy Talk Restaurant in Downy, California, on September
twenty fifth, from four thirty to six thirty. It's a Thursday,
roll on through. I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways
as usual, theme parks, concert tickets, what a show, merch
and more. All you need to do is roll on

(05:03):
through for a chance to win. That's Lazy Dog Restaurant, Downy,
September twenty fifth, from four thirty to six thirty. Hope
to see you there. In the meantime, keep it joined
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Speaker 1 (05:14):
Wood by Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, we've got to Birthday's pornal birthday coming up
for you here on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
It's a pre Friday.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yes, rip Woody, Greg Gory, Hi, Gina Gratis.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Here, there's a sea bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones
are open eighty seven to seven forty four. Woody, you
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Speaker 5 (05:38):
Follow us on social media at The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
The social media director of the show and the man
who's gonna tellus what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Menace is here, Yes, and what do you got for us?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Now?

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Greg knows this guy.

Speaker 12 (05:49):
I know this guy, and a lot of og Woody
show listeners know this guy. And it's starting to hit
national entertainment news. So that's why I'm mentioning that. But
there is a disgrace ex newscaster from San Francisco who
has been arrested four times in the last five years. Yeah, Frank,
his name is Frank Somervilleville. Dude, this guy was the man.

(06:12):
He was, He was the man. Everybody knew him. I
didn't know, but I didn't. I had no legal trouble.
He was a local celebrity.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
He had problems.

Speaker 12 (06:20):
Yeah, and it kind of started with a lot of
bizarre drunken rampages in public. He crashes portia in public,
and everybody recognized him right.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
Away and like videos and stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
But didn't you give us almost back to back.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
Yeah, so it hasn't been going so hot. But you
know what, he he loves He loves himself some social media.
So every time he's in drama he always goes to
social media, and his latest post, which is finally getting
national news, is that he got in a fight with
his daughter because he says that his daughter is a
weed addict and she was having with draws and she
beat him up, so he put a bunch of bloody photos.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Wow, I gotta see.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Has never made me do anything like that in my life.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
I know, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (07:04):
Like, I don't know because the other yeah, his other stuff,
I just don't. I don't know if I really believe
this story, and I believe that she beat him up,
you know, because of other things. But he says he
is sober, and if you want to check out the photos,
it's Facebook dot com slash Frank Somerville.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
It's like saying she was high on Cozy Time tea.

Speaker 12 (07:24):
Yeah, now, I mean Frank is I mean, he's so
well known in that area. If I was his manager
and be like, dude, Frank, just do the news on
social media, people will tune in and also have a
couple while you're doing it. It'd be hilarious. We've always
said drunken news would be super that we had that
one time from so Good shout out to Frank, hope

(07:50):
things will work out with you and your daughter.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
Now.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Uh, Kristin Davis amidst.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
From a Sex and the City. Yeah, yeah, she's Charlotte.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
Well she just recently did an in hotest one and yeah,
she said that she was surprised that, just like that,
the Sex and spin Sex and the City spin off
was ending after three city three seasons, And I'm like,
did she.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not watch the show?

Speaker 9 (08:16):
One of the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
Early on that one, the storylines.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Were just so out there. My wife loved Sex and
the City. That was her show. I mean I loved
Sex and the City.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I never watched loved it. I did.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I never eve went to the movie when it first
came out, the first one I went by my side.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Shut up.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
You know how much dicks to get me to go
to a movie? Yeah, yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Did you dress up like all the basic No?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
But I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
But I never watched even an episode of this new one.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
Just like that, dude.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Even my wife said it sucks. She watched it, but
it sucks.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
We're so ridiculous, I go, is this real?

Speaker 12 (08:55):
Is this a parody? I don't know shocking. I'm also
shocked that The Morning Show on Apple TV, the TV
show Sorry Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon is coming back
for four season because if you actually watched it like
I did, the third season, like left on a cliffhanger
where you think, like one of the main characters is

(09:17):
like going to be arrested for life, like major trouble
with the federal government. So I thought, oh, that's that's
how they're ending the show, because it looked like the
show ending. But it is coming back for season if
you want to check that out. I've never seen it,
but it seems like it's been around for more than that. Yeah,
now I do, because it kind of got stretched out
during COVID, and I'll say this season two, the COVID

(09:40):
season where they had to like do all these weird
camera angles and stuff like that. It is so bad
to skip it. Just go from one to three. You
might miss a couple of things, but just read about it.
Don't waste your time watching season two. Now show that
you guys talk about a lot. I've watched maybe an
episode or two called Tulsa King that will be back
for season four.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I was wondering if that's ever come.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Yeah, well season three is about the premiere and they've
already been renewed for season four. Okay, so if you're
into that, just one I would.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Probably have to start over before I watched the news story.
Remember everything, just remember what happened. So more Tulsa King
coming at you now? Did you see Dancing with the
Stars is back as well. I have a lot of
people that are into it now because they have like
a really like young cast.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, Corey Fellman, kid.

Speaker 12 (10:32):
Yeah, a lot of people are watching it now that
it's on Disney Plus and you can watch it live now.
One of the judges, I don't know if you saw this,
she called in sick. It is live guys, so they
couldn't like push back everything, so they only had two
judges on their premiere. I'm glad that you brought up

(10:55):
Corey Feldman. I did watch it, and I will tell
you this.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
He did incorporate of Michael Jackson moves.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
He takes all the credit for teaching Michael Jackson how
to dance.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
He did incorporate them into his dance. So let's hope
that he makes it a long way. I'd like to
see that all right? Now, Also on Dancing with the Stars,
did you see that there's somebody called her. I'll lead
on it. It will lead to something else. So also
on Dancing the Stars is Jen Affleck. Now why do

(11:27):
you know Jen Affleck? She is part of this secret housewives,
you know, Mormon wives.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
And nothing to do with Ben Affleck.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Well we found that out later because on the TV
show she's saying, oh, yeah, I'm related to Ben Affleck.
I'm related to Ben Affleck because her husband told her like, oh, yeah,
I'm Ben Affleck's husband. He just happened to have the
last name Affleck.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Wait, wait what he is? Who he's Ben Afflecks?

Speaker 9 (11:55):
She said. He said to her that Ben Affleck is
his cousin. He said, husband. That's a story. That's a
big story.

Speaker 12 (12:07):
So they're they're on TV telling everybody that they're related
to Ben Affleck and yeah, we're come to find out,
not related, not related to And the husband blames his parents.
And my parents always told me, no, I think you
were going around town town that didn't care that the.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Related Honey, I'm married to better. This is gonna work out.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
I'm glad.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
I think that was I think that was his main
pickup line though, right, probably Ben Affleck's cousin, but not
all right, Well, thank you very much, menace, no problem,
And wasn't she relieved to find out that he wasn't
Ben Afflecks husband.

Speaker 13 (12:45):
Show We're gonna we're gonna sit this and you know
you don't, and.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
We'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Jason today.
Kiss from now. We love Miller's Hall Pass, Horrible Bosses,
all of Greg's favorites.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
He's great. He also put a couple of babies in
Olivia Wild.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Yeah, he's that's right.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
He's fifty years old today.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
James Marsden cyclops the Original X Ben Trilogy. He's fifty two.
Rapper X to the Z Exhibit, best known really for
hosting Pimp My Ride. It's fifty one today. Actor and
son of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick Schwarzenegger is thirty two. He
was in a White Lotus.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, he was good. Cancer, he'd beat doping investigations. Not
so much. Lance Armstrong he's fifty four.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Comedian and actor Billy Eichner Billy on the Street He's
forty six. Actress Holly Robinson Pete is sixty one. Frankie Avalon,
You guys, let me beat Blanket Big Oh ninety Keen
idol from the fifties who did all those beach movies
with Annette Yep, Frankie Avalon's eighty five five eighty years.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
You're old, Dudeszadi absolutely.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
And I saved the worst for last. That scumbag. Jada
Pinkett Smith is fifty four today. Your porno birthday today
is Kendra Lust and today's birthday girl has been in
five hundred I'm sorry, five hundred and eighty eight Wow,
fine films, including Kendra Lust Bangs a Resort Manager. She
was in Rubb a Tug Tug Volume one, also Deep

(14:27):
in Some Double D's. She was in Doctors Without Bras
Slutty Wife, Happy Life Volume three. Here's one of Sammy's favorites.
I cheated on my husband and I loved it. She
was because you love cheaters. She was in one of
Greg's favorites, Lesbian Hitchhiker Volume six. Gina, one of your

(14:49):
favorites ten inches is what I want what you have
and who can forget her unforble role in Librarian Needs
a Licking. Oh, that's a Kendra Lust. Who's forty seven
years old today, and that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Thursday morning. Look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

(15:15):
A welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is a Thursday. It's
a pre Friday. Today is September the eighteenth. It's a
National Cheese Burger Day. Yeah, and Rice Crispy Treat Day.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Also shout out to the US Air Force. It's US
Air Force Day. Nice, that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
Today's Global Company Culture Day.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Well it's work culture, like you know, yeah office.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
But I I'm tired of culture slash family talk when
it comes to the corporate stuff.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (15:53):
His culture used to be like actual culture. Now it's
being tagged at everything.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
But yeah, it's just it's another buzzword of like the
thing they like to throw the office culture. Yeah, I
mean is there free food then yes. Sure.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
There's a lot of burnout or there's new new terms
for things that quiet, quitting and whatever, cracking, cracking, Oh yeah,
I just heard about the cracking thing. Yeah, cracking is burnout.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, so that's uh, you know, people who are just
kind of like overworked and they're they're kind of feeling
stressed and yeah, anyway, Yeah, I'm just I think I'm
over just the whole corporate thing.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yes, I've gotten really.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I used to be very kind of oh whatever about it,
and now it's just like forget it.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
Yeah I can share. I'm kind of struggling too. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (16:38):
I used to love all the corporate stuff and it'd
be fine with it, and you know, people would be
bitching and complaining constantly about corporate stuff. But now it's
just like can I get anything done? Like, don't like
I am a I am a company guy. Like I
like the people that we work for. I like what
I do, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's all the corporate crap that I can't Yeah, that
I can't take anymore. It's the corporate sensitivities to every
little thing except for the things that are important. Yeah,
you know, the it is what it is. That's the
world we live in type of mentality.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
It's a broken system. What do you do?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, it's an international equal pay day, sure, which you know,
keep fighting. It's like ending world hunger. It's never going
to happen. Hug a greeting card writer Day, Greg.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Gore, Alright, I will.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's a chiropractic founder's day. A friend of mine has
told me that she has the perfect chiropractor for me
that lives within like five minutes of the house, really,
and she's trying to get me to go because I've
never been to one, and we've talked about that a
number of times.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
I want to, but I'm too scared. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Not in a strip mall. Wow, not in a strip mall.
Locate an old friend Day is today? It's National First
Love Day, Gina. Do you remember your first love? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, don't we all remember?

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (17:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Heartbreaking man?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:57):
How old were you first love?

Speaker 7 (17:59):
I was probably fifteen fifteen?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:02):
And how did it end?

Speaker 7 (18:05):
This mf or he was eighteen?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (18:09):
He ghosted me and I started like losing my mind.
And then when I finally got a hold of him
at his mom's house, he I will never forget the
words he said to me, I go where did you go?

Speaker 9 (18:18):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
And I'll never forget he said. I had assumed closure
at fifteen. He was eighteen, so he probably just learned
that even at eighteen.

Speaker 9 (18:29):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Like he assumed he broke me. I had assumed closure.
These are the kind of moron. How did you date
for probably a year?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Wow, that's a long time, ghost, be said today.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
And he could ghost because he was a freshman in college.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, easier ghost.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Wow, fifteen to eighteen.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I mean, I guess technically, but still, it's like if
there was a three year what I'm saying, if there
was a three year difference right now.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
From you, Yeah, I have a three year a difference with.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Your new boyfriend is what two years?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
He said? Two years younger, younger, younger than you.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
But if someone's like eighteen and someone's sixteen, people go,
oh my god.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
But I mean, I think your brain's pretty not developed.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
But you're still in the wheelhouse.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
I know, it's a technical thing.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
Yeah, now get older.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Eighteen and thirteen, that's great, eighteen and fourteen. I still
I think three years is kind kind of the cutoff.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You know, I would say, as long as you're in
the same school, right, but like that would be high school.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah it wasn't because I.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Say, because he was in community college.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, no, I'm saying, but that kind of that's the window
I'm talking about so, like, there's four years of high
school and somebody could be a freshman and a senior
and date and no one's going to say anything. Freshman,
you see, yeah yeah yeah, but yeah that three year
I don't know it falls within that. I know it's
it's weird. And if it's my daughter, what about it
was your daughter? What I wouldn't like it?

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Yeah, I'd hate him.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I'd hate it. I'd be against it. I'd you got again?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, oh tays purple broad Day. Wait and oh how
about it today?

Speaker 5 (20:07):
In history? It was today in twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
This is weird. The world's first mother to daughter uterus
transplant took place. I think I remember that and it
was a success. Yeah, transplant didn't nois Yeah, that's really weird.
Uterus trance. Now, now that's medicine right there, menace. You
just went to the eye doctor, right I did.

Speaker 12 (20:32):
Oh well, I just wanted to get my lenses changed
out on my glasses because they're all scratched up.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh so not a not a new prescription.

Speaker 12 (20:39):
Oh Like, I really like my frames and I'm afraid
that they don't make the frames anymore. And I couldn't
find anything close to it. Either, so I just changed
out the lenses.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Well, this is a pretty cool man. Some doctors they
say they've developed a special eye drop so people with
longsidedness write something that affects hundreds of millions of people
around the world. Eye drops can replace reading glasses.

Speaker 9 (21:03):
Yeah, remember we talked about it a little bit, but
it only lasts ten hours.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Using the eye drops twice a day allowed most people
to read extra lines on the test charts after using
the drops, and that those effects were sustained for two years.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
That's a that's for the olds that like are looking
at menus enough to pull it away from them.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
The drops have a drug that constricts the pupils and
contracts the muscle that controls the shape of the eyes
and lens to enable focus. Experts so far there are
thrilled the findings and the next steps I guess will
be for more research to be required.

Speaker 12 (21:38):
That I have a family member who's way too cool
to wear glasses and he's always holding his phone like
right onto his face. He looks like it has a
little t Rex arms while he's like walking around. I go, dude,
but on some glasses are like get some contacts or something.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
But yeah, I don't. I don't get it, don't I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't get the whole like aversion to glasses and
glasses are so easy, Yeah, you just put them on awesome,
Like contacts, way more work. You got to do the
whole thing, and I can do it. It's like pain,
that's a big pain.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Love contexts.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Then why don't you use them now?

Speaker 15 (22:11):
Because it's more difficult with screens. My eyes are protected
more with my glasses than when I'm in contacts. But
contacts it makes you feel more like you can see
all the time versus having like you don't notice how
much you notice the glasses frame until it's gone and
you can see.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't even pay attention to. But my wife she
finally got to the point where she needs glasses. She
should be wearing them all the time, but she doesn't.
It's because she doesn't want to wear them.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
But they look so good on That's what I said, too,
so much better in glasses hot look it is I bought.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
I have two very expensive pairs. I never wear them.
You wear yours are sometimes.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I wear them outside of work. I don't. I don't
need them to read, so like if I had them
on right now, I could not see my computer.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
See.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Greg and Sammy are opposites. I see Greg and his
glasses outside of work and outside of work events. I
see Greg and glasses. Sammy outside of work events she
has contacts, and yeah, I have him on all the
time outside here at work in the studio, She's got
the glasses on, but Greg doesn't.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Outside of here. It's the opposite.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's so confusing. He yea one more corporate culture thing.
I don't know if you saw the story about Jerry,
the co founder of Ben and Jerry now, well he
has political problem. He has quit.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Oh no, I.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Thought he kind of did already.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He says, quotes with a broken heart. I've decided that
I can no longer in good conscience after forty seven years,
remain an employee of Ben.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
And Jerry's Good conscience.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now, he says, it's one of the hardest and most
painful decisions he's ever made. And the reason he's doing
it is because Ben and Jerry's the ice cream brand,
has been silent on social issues.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
They always want because.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Because that's what I want out of my ice cream.

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Social issues.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Ice cream is named after social issues yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
But I mean that's not what I think of. That's
not why I would support it or not support it.
It's it's because like the Tonight dough. Yeah, the Jimmy
fallon Tonight dough.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
That food, fish food is heaven in a prince.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
See, that's how I feel about Tonight dough. God, the
Tonight dough flavor.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I don't like that. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Is that the Stephen Colbert mon?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah? I think that fish food would be my death
row meal.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I get that. The cherry garcia I love because I
love all the cherry stuff that's.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Good, bad, good, the monkey one, that one good.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
One good. Yeah. But it's like if anybody.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Supposed to care, well, you know what I'm gonna eat now,
Ben's ice cream and I'll be fine with it. Take
Jerry out of it.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, hey, as long as it still tastes the same. Yeah. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
People were like all mad about Chick fil A for
you know, I mean people are still mad about Chick
fil A, but like for a while there it was
such a big thing because it's like, oh, well, they're.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Homophobes or whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Maybe it's the hate that makes the chicken so tender
and juicy, I don't know what, but all knows that
they make a really good chicken sandwich. And when I
want a chicken, you know, tender chicken sandwich, whatever the
chick flay really hits.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I got to separate the same with music on movies, uh,
chicken sandwiches. I got to separate the politics I from whatever.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
It is in this case. Weird statement from Jerry.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, shuts up.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
It's the polar opposite.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
It's not so weird because he is an old hippie.
They both are Ben and Jerry. They're both old hippies,
and so I get it. But I mean, when you
when you relinquish that control for god knows how many
millions of.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Dollars, they're old capitalist hippies. Yeah, yeah, he said hippies. Yeah,
he said undreds of millions of dollars.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah, he said.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Standing up for the values that we shared has never
been more important. And yet Ben and Jerry's has been silenced, sidelined,
all for fear of upsetting those in power.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Okay, well you shouldn't have sold it.

Speaker 16 (25:58):
Now.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I just want that tonight though, thinking about you can
send us a text over to.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
We will be right back.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
What do you show back in a few You're right back.
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be, supposed to be The.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Woody Show. Well, we are back. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
And very rarely, as you know that we have an
in studio guest, but we do have an in studio
guest today, and a couple different reasons. I thought this
could be very interesting. Number one, you've seen this person
in a lot of different films.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, just just a ton of stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I mean, where to even begin is one of the
first questions I'd ask myself. But I'll get right to
it and tell you who it is, ladies and gentlemen.
It's Billy Zane.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
Billy Mac looked.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Like a homeless person, like garbage.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yes, for radio.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Where do you see the video that we'll post you'll see.
I mean, he's dressed all GQ.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Nobody's ever been dressed better in this room. Never, never,
in the history of time. We've we've said it forever
you get tell me if you agree disagree with this day.
But I've said we are the ugliest show on the radio.
It's in that for decades. We look how people with
food poisoning. Feel so as a as a pretty person, Like,
what is it like walking in Do you feel even.

Speaker 9 (27:16):
Better about yourself walking into a room like this?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I recommend hitting them one of your sales team, I
was trying to give me some sillogit, which is a
I think some body.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
Hacking coffee alternative.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Seriously, you want to it's right outside your door, apparently,
got it?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, and you're very close to Whole Foods. It's just
an eat away.

Speaker 17 (27:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I think I can put a program together. Well, Billy
z Ain't is here, and there's a new movie that
comes out tomorrow. It's called Waltzing with Brando, as in
Marlon Brando, Marlon brand And we're gonna get into all
that because it's a it is really it's a fascinating story.
But what's interesting is that, Okay, my number one movie
of all time people talk about them Short Titanic and

(28:02):
all these other movies that you've been in. My number
one movie of all time is Back to the Future.
I had no idea that you were in Back to
the Future. And he was one of Biff's like dudes, bros, dude,
what a I mean? That was your first actual movie,
Baptism by Fire Baptist When and what a movie that have?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Like, is your first? You know, but wasn't that wasn't
that shortly after you even delved into acting? You got
that job.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I arrived two weeks prior to Bagging and then got
a do over. Don't forget.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
Yeah, that's my question.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Yeah, you're the only one we know that actually jump in.

Speaker 12 (28:37):
I want to see, like, yeah, did you have to
reshoot scenes because infamously they replaced I.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Was supposed to Eric Stultz, then they replaced him with
Michael J. Fox.

Speaker 9 (28:46):
Yeah, so did you do a lot of scenes film?

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, wow, And it was it was kind of cool
to be able to, you know, get to work with
the great Eric Stults, which I had the privilege of
doing some years later at Memphis Bell will Or two
movie with everybody.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It was cool.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know, you took a pill called, you know, a
vitamin named Hollywood. You know, like we were on back
loot Universal. The best part was when, you know, not
working and watching how the hell they forge the state
of the art of the tech, but actually being able
to go and terrorize the tour buses in the backlot
and go to hang out in amity. Yeah, look at

(29:23):
the shark like seventy times jump out of the water.
So Billy Zaane is here? What project of all this
thing that people say, Oh dude, what do they ask
you about? The most far as the Phantom was my
favorite character. That was or you know, ninety superhero analog,
no superpowers, just superhumane, kind of cool like happy Batman. Basically,
he's no issues, no trauma, animal friends from the people

(29:47):
who brought you the Indiana Jones movies, Paramount it was
it's and gets a lot of love now from the
fanboy universe and the you know, the folks who really
love the genre.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Gets a lot of.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Og support now on the day everything everyone wanted kind
of like the anti Hero when it came out, everything
was skewing a little darker, and ours was very kind
of light and fun and an adventure movie and the
lost genre. But I love that character because of you know,
the moral compass and the white hat hero, and it
was something that I felt was needed and still is.

(30:19):
And but Demon Night was probably the most fun because
they really gave me a lot of rain to improvise
and play and make the character a lot funnier if
you haven't seen it, I recommend to revisit. It's like
a starter drug for horror. Yea horror comedy.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Yeah, you're talking about revisit. A lot of people are
taking a second look at Titanic and say, you know what,
Leo was actually the dick in the movie, and you
were a good guy. It's just like these guys the
whole trip, trying to steal your lady and all you
want to do is be a provider.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
You know, you're trying to be the good, solid guy.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
You're like genre of gifts and all kinds of stuff. Guys.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
This guy just the back of the pep in dude.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
That's what the internet's saying.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It is you know there was a room on that
door for three of us. Billy zay Ac, he's got
a new movie. It's called Waltzing with Brando. Now Marlon Brando,
of course the Godfather. Why Marlon Brando? What makes him
of people who are not really familiar with him outside
of like that that one role, Like what is so

(31:25):
like utivating about aptivating to do a whole movie about it?

Speaker 9 (31:29):
And you play Marlon Brando?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
And if you watch the trailer, we'll post the trailer
on our social media and you got to see it fake. Yeah,
you wouldn't know it was Marlon Brando.

Speaker 9 (31:37):
I mean looks.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I mean, Billy, you look just like Marlon Brando.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
They thank you. The makeup and hair department were shortlisted
for an Oscar and he was like, you know, they're
pretty incredible. I have you to say, Well, it's a
very good question, and it's why we made the film
because most people's knowledge seems to exliminate it and it's
limited for the most part. Yeah. I always heard about
his kind of groundbreaking work and being ostensibly the first

(32:02):
Hollywood activist. Right, no one walked the walk or really
put their life and job on the line the way
he did for civil rights. Marched, you know, with King
before his murder, after gave a bunch of his money
to his foundation for Indigenous Rights. That episode with the
Oscars was to draw attention to how Hollywood depicted the

(32:24):
Native Americans at that time, and it was really a
means with which to draw attention to a live firefight
that was going on. We talked about it in the
film and it probably saved lives. It's kind of incredible
what this film focuses on is the little known fact
that he was quite possibly the godfather of the environmentalist movement,
which didn't exist back in nineteen sixty nine. It's not

(32:44):
a cradle to grave biopic. This focus is on a
five year period in Tahiti after he kind of wanted
to disappear and just chill out, and he had it
in his mind to build the first sustainable zero carbon
footprint pound in Tahiti. Like the foresight of this man
is just insane, and it's all true stories. And he

(33:06):
hires an architect brilliantly played by John Heater, you know
from Napoleon Dynamite, and and it's it's like a comedy.
It's a it's like a Buddy Meeker. It's such a
disarming and refreshing reclaiming of a legacy that was, you know,
later befell by a lot of tragedy and a lot
of he told him, you know, you said it.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
He was. He was wacko, right, you hear these stories
very weird.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
And but that weirdness beneath it was was curiosity and commitment,
you know, passion for humanity. He was good at humanity.
And uh, we wanted to tell a story that Bill
fishman are writ a director. He found this book written
by the architect Bernard Judge, who the film is based
on his his memoirs, and he adapted it into a

(33:50):
really interesting comedy for the most part.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
So we were watching, you know, the trailer. It's interesting
because he he had all these different people. You're talking
about building you know this, you know, being able to
live on this island. Yes, sustainably, sustainably in nineteen what
sixty nine said? But like, were these his ideas? Or
do you bring people in? Like how are we going
to get water? Yeah? How does he know that stuff?

Speaker 18 (34:11):
Though?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Desalination? He was a curious mind. Now he's put but
filled with contradictions. So avid reader, great, you know, tons
of annotations in his books and library. Some said he
was dyslexic and couldn't read, you know, some say he
you know, he'd have people read things to him. Yet
he was voracious in his curiosity.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
How long did you spend on the island filming?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
We were there about a month and a half.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
And was it heaven?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's heaven. I highly recommend Tahiti's incredible. This is a
love letter to Brando and it's a love letter to
Tiiti and the Tahitian people, and you understand why he
went there. If you can fly there from la and
from Paris Air Tahaiti and it was great airline. You
can fly from here to Tihiti. You leave at midnight,
you wake up, you land there at six in the morning.
Oh that's awesome, So sleep you wake up. You know,

(34:55):
there's no it's three hours earlier. When you're there and
you hit the juice, you go swimming.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
We got Billy Zane here. Waltzing with Brando is the
name of the movie.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Again. We'll have the trailer posted for you on our
social media you can you can check it out there.
So Billy question, I want Greg to pull up a
couple of pictures of his paintings. Pull up your paintings,
because yes, because Billy, Billy is a painter, you're you're
a painter. This is just let's yeah, yeah, yeah, Now
you've had like your own exhibitions.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
I have, let me find this.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
He knows what he's talking about here, Greg, No, I know.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
And this is going to be embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh no, Now we want your honest opinion. Yeah, please
feel free to be brutally mean because as we always say, like,
bullying seems to work.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
And do you prefer abstract art?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I do. It's a it's improvisation. You're in an abstract expression. Yeah,
I mean I dabble, but it's what I'm drawn to. Now.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
When you go to the louver, do you say, you
know what?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Not?

Speaker 12 (35:54):
A lot of people had access to the paint back then,
and some of the stuff I could probably do.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
No.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
No, When I go to the louver, I like looking
at the painting next to them on the Lisa, which
is so so humorously curated because it's a really petulant
kind of duke or noble, because no one's in front
of it, no one's looking at it. So they picked
the painting that's like got his arms crossed looking at you, like, really,
it's really funny. But no, I you know, I started

(36:20):
painting on set.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Of Titanic, inspired by Leo Ye got him to think, right.
I thought for a minute that he was intentionally killing Tom.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I realized that, you know, I can't find it.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
I realized I deleted it, but I had sent it
to my mom, so I found it in there and
it's garbage and I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
No, this is really good it's balanced. It's all about diagonals, right,
It's what I tell you.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I got to listen to Wood. He's a cool dude.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
It's balanced and it has some diagonal and that makes
it good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'd send this to the FX network as their new logo.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
We've heard that. I've heard that, and that was completely unintended.
It's really interesting. Thank you. No, it's beautiful, Like one
of the time, I would you get it. That's a that's
a five.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
No, man, four, No, that's a nine. No, really great,
look at you guys. It's instincts are great.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Quiet where it needs to be. It's noisy where it
needs to.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I always like to ask people. Uh so you talk
about like growing up wanting to be an actor? Was
that always the goal? I wanted to be behind the camera.

Speaker 9 (37:34):
I want you know, even as a little kid.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, I was like, what do you want to? I
want to run studio. I want to I want to
be I want to.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
There was something about organizing all of those elements, which
is why I enjoyed producing and now directing. I've got
a film coming out and make called Interior Hallway Night,
which is a extensionist kind of thriller comedy. You'll be
hearing about that. But my family were on stage. My
parents were actors in Chicago and my sister. It's like

(38:00):
in the DNA, and we were raised on classic cinema
and like early MGM.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
And you had the support of your parents.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I had the support of the parents. Then did you
think in your mind, like, if this doesn't work out,
this is what I'll do? Do you have like a
backup plan?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
No? No, never.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I knew because it was a means to an end.
I understood that early on, and I attribute any success
to being of service and overshooting the objective. If you're
an actor and you want to be an actor because
you want to be famous for famesake, or you know,
whatever your perception of making money is, you know, get
an oscar if that's the goal. Trust me, the goalpost

(38:38):
will move a lot farther when you arrive at whatever
you think that is. People used to ask, like, you know,
so what you know? If they didn't know, I'd say
what do you do? And I'd say, I'm a lock pick,
so what I open doors? It's like heads of state,
captains of industry, whatever it is. Everyone loves a damn
photo op. Everyone loves movies. It's an incredible currency. Now
what the hell do you do with it? In the

(38:59):
pulling the Brando playbook? Use it and he used it
and we connected on that way. So back to your question,
Greg around how do you play him? You connect with
the part of you that aligns with the subject. So
I have a fascination for science. I work with Caltech's
Office of Tech Transfer. I help them with storytelling. I

(39:22):
get to see a lot of cool tech, spend time
with rocket scientists. It's just fascinating. So I align with
the dude in that way. And again, being an actor
is a currency that if leveraged for something a little
bigger and for the benefit of others. I found it
attracted opportunity and cool people to work with. It creates

(39:45):
a bit of a force field that, you know, the
stuff you don't need bounces off and the stuff you
do shows up. I'm just blessed to have been doing
this damn job since Back to the future. Do you
ever get to the point like I made it? Now,
I'm gonna be able to do whatever it is, you know,
get the car that you've always wanted, or just something
it doesn't even have to be like a high dollar thing,
but it's just something of significance.

Speaker 9 (40:05):
For Menace.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
It was buying a KitchenAid stand mixer like that to
him was like something that like, hey, you know what,
all these people that I think have made it and
have you know, really they all have this stupid KitchenAid
stand mixer what three hundred bucks?

Speaker 9 (40:19):
And that that was his ferrari so to speak. You know,
yeah you still have it? Oh yeah, of course what
was yours?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I mean early early on treating a bunch of friends
to a trip in an overnight, you know, just taking us.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
He was better than us.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Better I'm hedging because I was going to go a Rolex.

Speaker 9 (40:43):
You know, it just sounds really cheesy.

Speaker 17 (40:45):
I was like, quick, that's it.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Remember, well, Billy Zane Waltzing with Brando is the movie
he plays Marlon Brando.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's a I mean, you watch the trailer and you
see you're like man like and for a guy like
I knew Marlon Brando as the Godfather, and that's you know,
that's that's pretty much the frame and that obviously the
new he's a big famous actor. But as far as
like as a person and all these other crazy things
that he was doing the trailer's awsome. It's it's posted
on our social media if you want to check it
out there at the Woody Show. Billy Zane, thank you

(41:24):
so much. Man, friends want to get over it is
the Woody Show. We will be right back.

Speaker 19 (41:31):
My complexion is out of a urinal urinal everyone in
this room deep, A little lower, a little slower.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
You want oil down, sunning your buttholes?

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Oh wow, chugging the sun?

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (41:42):
Not pretty much?

Speaker 9 (41:42):
All deficient?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Indeed, sorry, little cells?

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Are you down to d or not?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (41:47):
All day long.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah? So uh?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Greg and Gina, Yes that's true. Eight o five they
were both drooling over billy' zane.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
And yeah, I'm not even gonna try it, Tony.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
That Yeah, Guna is in her zaddy face for sure
you are. And I know he's white, but you still
find him to be an attractive name.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
Tell he's a good looking.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Tell he's a very handsome guy.

Speaker 9 (42:12):
Yeah, and he spent all that time in Dahiti, so yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Now, Morgan, you like your great dress. We like to
rate people's looks on a scale of one to ten.
What would you give Billy zan.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Ooh you know what.

Speaker 20 (42:24):
Probably I'm gonna go in eight very fit.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
The confidence, Yeah, the way he carries himself.

Speaker 19 (42:31):
Yeah, his clothing, dreamy eyes there, that's right.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Yeah, that's right. Oh that didn't hear that?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Thanks to Billy Zane Waltzing with Brando out this week,
check it out. We've got the trailer for you on
our social media. Look for it there at the Woody Show.
A couple of classy headlines. You guys, we're gonna have
the official redneck news. But uh over in Arizona, just
see the whole thing that the theater people watching the Demon
Slayer movie. The guy in the audience decided that I

(42:59):
gotta use them, but I don't want to miss anything.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
So he just stood up, unzipped, whipped it out.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
And then his peed right there in front of everybody. Yeah. Now,
one other moviegoer, so not an employee at the theater,
just another person there to watch the movie, took matters
into their own hands and started throwing punches at the guy.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
That video has gone viral.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
That's why I want to know if you saw it,
because it was it's between that Benny Hanna pay all
right stuff.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Yeah, just wailing on this guy. So the places they
showed up. They they arrested, the pier charged him with
a bunch of things, including indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
What are you doing right? How to be wasted? What
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You're doing that?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Sober? You belong in jail? And worst case scenario, you
have to do that, do it in a cup.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
But we were talking about there was another like peeing
in public thing, because then we wanted to know if
it was true, if you got busted pee Ye, there
was another like, oh, there was some guy that went
into Oh the dude who was a photographer or a
video guy for Benson Boone. Oh right, you went into
the clothing store and just started peeing on the clothes
and on the racks.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
That I knew there was another public peeing thing because
I'm sure a store doesn't have a bath.

Speaker 9 (44:10):
Well, when Sandy, you worked at clothing store, I hear
a lot of stories that people pooping in the changing rooms.
Has that happened?

Speaker 10 (44:17):
Yeah, I know, But I was in a cheek.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
I wasn't in a big store where people could hide
that kind of thing. Yeah, I was in a big store.
I never saw that.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Well, do you have a brand new Redneck News.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
The show in your House became a fixer upper after
you bought it.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Redneck News, Today's Redneck News, and really, for your consideration,
not only is this a redneck News, but it's also
another Woody show Parent of the Year nominee.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh it's from Lee County, George. I'm Georgia, Florida. Where
you got this fellow named Larry Larry Roda Junior. This
police officer saw him speeding, try to stop him, And
here's a reporter from twelve New.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
TV in West Baum telling us what happened next.

Speaker 21 (45:03):
The Lee County deputy caught Rada Junior driving recklessly down
San Carlos Boulevard. When the deputy tried to stop him,
he says, Rada Junior whipped his car in a three
sixty around the patrol car and sped off.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yep, so, oh, talented driver, impressive, whips a bitch right
around the police car and then takes off down.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
He did have three kids in the car.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
Oh ended up crashing and then tried to get away
on foot, but wasn't about to leave the kids behind
in his attempt to do that, he quote.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
According to the police.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
Report, hurled all three kids over a six foot fence
and then jumped over the fence himself.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Didn't make it very very far. They arrested and they
took him off to jail.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
You know, I have more respector of doing that than leaving.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
His fast him on the back of the pants, back
of the shirt. Tossed him up over the fence.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
It's kind of like to get down.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
The kids were taking to the hospital checked out, they
got released. Larry hit with a number of charges and
officials say more on the way.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Oh man, Yeah, yeah, he didn't just run off by himself.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That is from Florida, a Parent of the Year nominee.
In addition to the redneck news, that is mister Larry
Rodde Junior who is an attempt to run from the law,
get a donut around a cop car, sped off, crash,
and then threw his kids over a fence.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
And days read nick without clutching my part into a turn.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Show.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
All your text are coming in over to two Q
nine eight seven seven four texting over good morning.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
What do you show. I'm waiting for a work call
today to see if I got a promotion that I've
been working really hard for and if I get it,
it'll get me into the six figure club. Wish me
look have a great day, guys, while Hey congratulations, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:57):
I feel it well, Life of Guad of Lupe Candle
for Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Oh somebody wanted me to know and Greg. Season three
of Tulsa King starts this weekend.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
It's this weekend, Yeah, twenty first, Okay, now I can
Sunday and already on Paramount Plus for season four.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Yep. Yeah, that's a great show. That's the semester stallone.
I think I might have to start it over though. Really, yeah,
because you know, to refresh the memory.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Just watched the last couple of episodes of the previously.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Will do recap you know?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, I mean it's it's a great check if you
haven't watched it's it's on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I mean, I know Sylvester Sloan's done a billion things,
but this is my favorite thing he's done.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
You guys like this better than Land Man.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I watched you.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
I've only watched one episode of Landman.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
I haven't had the time commitment for it yet.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I'll I will get there. It's a show I could tell.
I'm gonna love Land man.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Over the last few weeks, I have watched Breaking Bad
for the third time.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
Finally get on.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I'm waiting a little bit longer three.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
And what I tried better call Saul for the seventh time.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I can't do you have to Nobody's perfect, Greg, just can't.
You'll get there some day.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
They failed us.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
All Yeah, dude, I just can't follow it.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
But I don't know. The brother kind of bugs with
the tinfoil and the no phone like, it just bothers me.
He's definitely nuts that I just cannot get into it. Huh, Yeah,
nobody's perfect.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
It's fine. Hey, we felt the same way. Was it Jaxy?
The movie that he likes?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
What is great movies?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Was it? Was it Hall?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Not Hall Passed? There was another movie that Greg loved,
Game Over?

Speaker 9 (48:47):
Game Over? I love were like, but that was his.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
I don't know what movies that A plus anything to do?

Speaker 9 (48:56):
But Jax Jax is his Citizen Kane.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh far.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
If you ever thought of phone couldn't be funny?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
You just wait for looking for something else to do.
I guess you can listen to Menace. Apparently, according to
the text says, Menace did the Whole Ass podcast episode
about dumbass Tyler lying to him over the weekend at Disneyland. Yeah,
why is Menace so but heard about him leaving to
go see a girl's Menace secretly gay for Tyler?

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Well, I mean that is true. I love Tyler.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Your reaction was pretty because.

Speaker 12 (49:32):
No, the backstory is I've catered to him so much
to help him like date women, that I was just
upset that he wouldn't be honest with me, like, oh,
I'm gonna go hang out with the chick. I'm like, guys, like,
you don't have to like hide it from me.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Well, now you know how it feels to be secretive, right,
I mean like half the time Menace goes off and
gets married doesn't tell anybody.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
Or I mean I do that constantly. There's always a
dude with bros man Man told me, right, you don't
have to hide it from me.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I'm gonna go do an hour on it.

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Well it was pretty funny. Well, let's see what's What's
It's the What's What's What's New pod? What's New pod?
Menaces podcast, What's newpod dot Com? Yeah, so if you
want to hear Menace Pine for dumbass Tyler.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Got wronged by Tyler.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
Yeah, and then Tyler, how did that?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I wanted to ask you, so when you left and
you went to go meet up with this uh, this
chick that you've been talking to, Like, how did it go?
Did you guys? Would you guys go on a date?
Or it was just uh yeah, like a Netflix and
Jill kind of thing. No, So is it worth leaving Menace?
I guess was the question? Well, so I left Menace,
but I didn't leave Disney. That's where we met.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Okay, okay, so that makes it a little one.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
You should have seen the acting. He's like, oh man,
I really got to get out here. You know, it's
all right, I gotta go to him.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
What if you saw them on the tea cups? Would No?

Speaker 12 (50:58):
I want to be mad at all. That's the point.
It was just like it was just so weird.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That's all right.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
You know what, Maybe it won't work out with her
and he'll come running back to you.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
It actually went pretty well.

Speaker 9 (51:13):
Wow, we're supposed to have a lady and so much.
There's so much they love the air involving Disney, I know,
right magic. Yeah, Look, you know Sammy's new boyfriend. He
works at Disney met Our Disney Cruse. You're right, dude,
Disney apparently is the love connection. Yeah, menji Yeahey.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Gonna get yourself at Disney Princess.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Yeah, we're gonna get some pixie dust dog. Yeah, alright, eight.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Seven seven forty four wood He text us over to
two two nine eight seven show and we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
On what Hey, that's great.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Gorgon menaced Sea Mass is here, Sammy Morgan's here, phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. What is the
phone number?

Speaker 9 (52:03):
You said?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It's a text over to two to nine eight seven.
How did it go with your uh your thing at
the at the college?

Speaker 9 (52:10):
Oh, I did two different sociology lectures and Q and
A yeah yeah, and it was I.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Mean, phone numbers, did you get? I sure all the
guys were really excited.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
Well, well, that's the thing. The second class was like
an all jock class, like an all jack jock selection,
which I didn't know they had, but I guess it
makes sense. And there were a lot of dudes in there,
and they were actually pretty receptive to it, you know,
they were the more fans there were in.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
The first session how to run fast and do more
push ups.

Speaker 21 (52:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
I was like, yeah, I talked to him, bros. You're like,
you know, bros, when you're trying to like cross the
fifty yard line get into the end zone, you got
to do you know? Uh yeah, Now they were They're
more interested in like the the vibe, the violence and
physicality of it. Yeah dog, the martial arts, right, yeah, yeah,
how you know all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
But see Best was invited to go speak at a
college to some sociology classes, and yeah, he went and
did that yesterday after the show.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
It was interesting because the professor broke it down and
this was a community college, so you know, he's he's
being very basic about things, and he broke it down
into like, here's what we're doing. It's like, what is
it called ethno modalities or whatever the hell? It was
about people like me, who I'm a person whatever this is.
I'm an ethnomodalitist or whatever, because I break social norms

(53:22):
to show what they are, which was an interesting way
to think about it. I find people breaking social norms
and I do things that sociologists aren't supposed to do
because sociologists are supposed to observe, never interact. I interact
because you could interrupt the space time continue right exactly.
It's very prime directive sort of stuff. So it's like,
if you're shooting nature, you don't interfere right now. But

(53:42):
he said, but since this guy, this Carton Arc is
breaking the sociology rules, we can look at him and
we can even talk to him. Yeah, and so they
were kind of you know, I got some of the
some pretty basic stuff. The pushback was pretty light, you know, why, well,
why did they hire courtesy clerks? Do you want to
put them out of a job? You know, that's it's
a basically excuse me. But but overall, very positive, very supportive,

(54:02):
and I think that's just kind of speaks to the
longevity of the cart Narks and the Woody Show, is
that we have kind of we're because we've been doing
it for so long, we have such a huge body
of work. It really pushes back against that great wall
of ignorance, the the well people get.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Paid to do that. I do hear a lot from
people even in my own family, who was you know what,
thanks to cart Narks, dude. I always think about that.
They feel like they're even though they are cart returners,
you know, but they still feel Greg and I talk
about we could be doing exactly the speed limit if
there's a cop anywhere near us, like we get weird

(54:38):
out that weird Oh man, am I doing something wrong?
Like so people automatically have that thought of like I'm
being watched. He's going to scoop people to woop boop
and come over and try to bust me for not
putting the car.

Speaker 9 (54:49):
I said, it's an adult elf on the shelf, which,
by the way, as an merchandising opportunity we have not
taken advantage of which we cart so fun but overall
very cool. Then instructor who took me was the sociology professor,
was very cool. You know, I'm available. I don't charge
for universities a speaking fee. They should.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
You could probably get like forty.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Grand well, like Harvard has a huge billion dollar in
down what they can pay, they can pay me to
go inside give me a speaking to I just need
a manager, so hit us up textas at two two
ninety seven. If you're a speaking manager, yea access to
all the sororities please yeah, to investigate the.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Access to the teachers lounge. You have to go to
the teacher's line was pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
I did get to go the dean of the department,
no idea who I was.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Did you tell him that it's all a soft science
it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 9 (55:37):
Well, you know, I try to be respectful because I
was their guest, but you know I didn't want to.
He talks crap behind their backs, and I'm just you know,
I you know what you call your career. I just
dabble in for fun and thing.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Next time you do it, you should wear a toga.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Just the Party of Socrates and check in with Gina grad.
What are the trending news headlines today?

Speaker 9 (55:58):
Gina Well.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
ABC has taken Jimmy Kimmel's show off the air indefinitely
after he made some controversial comments about Charlie Kirk's assassination.
So what happened? Well Back on Monday, during Kimmel's monologue,
he referred to Charlie Kirks killer as a member of
the Maga gang and said that conservatives were doing whatever
they could to distance themselves from one of their own.
And these comments got some big backlash from conservative groups

(56:20):
and politicians, and one major ABC affiliate owner announced they'd
stop airing the show and called Kimmel's comments offensive and insensitive.
The FCC chair even warned that they might go after
ABC's broadcasting licenses if Disney didn't do something. So with
that pressure, Disney pulled Kimmel's show right before it was
supposed to air. Kimmel hasn't commented.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It's a it's a weird time. I kind of feel
like maybe ABC is using this to their advantage because
there's this whole idea that the late night thing is
just over. Yeah, we know how getting fired from entertainment works.
If you're not making money, they'll find any extense.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
This is their way to move on. They're using this like,
oh well.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
Ruhren and from the other side too, because hasn't Jimmy
been hinting for a while that, you know, he's ready
to sign off, So maybe this was his thing mutually beneficial.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
It is a weird time.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Well, the guy accused of killing Charlie Kirk agreed to
a careful, gentle surrender because he was afraid police might
shoot him. The sheriff says, it's not weird, ironic.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Shoot somebody, But then you're worried about being shop.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
Of course, sheriff says he knew his photo was everywhere
and expected a swat raid. So to avoid violence, his
parents asked a family friend in law enforcement to step in,
and that friend work with the sheriff's office, and the
a hole turned himself in peacefully, and when he was
officially arrested, he was described as quote quiet and somber.
The Federal Reserve just made its first interest rate cut

(57:46):
since December of last year, lowering rates by a quarter
of a percentage point, and it looks like there's going
to be two more cuts between now and the end
of the year. This is always a big story, but
a lot of people don't understand what it means for
the average person. So here's basically what it means for everyone.
When it comes to loans and credit cards, the borrowing
costs could gradually become cheaper, which is nice. On the

(58:06):
flip side, the interest you earn on saving accounts and
CDs may shrink.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
Which sucks.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
This cut is also a sign that the Fed is
worried about the job market, so if the economy slows,
layoffs could become more common. So the idea is that
if brow. If money is cheaper for companies to borrow,
it'll encourage them to keep hiring. So in short, this
rate cut is meant to ease some pressure on that
slowing economy. But it's a trade off. You might pay
less to borrow, but you'll also earn less saving and

(58:33):
you have inflation and pull off.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Your Yeah, not that your savings account is really throwing
off a lot.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Of bess and CDs.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
You know, there's a.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Lot of medicine actual CDs like you'd have, you know,
music and stuff. But yeah, but money market accounts things
like that, preferred savings, preferred right.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
When you do open them. They usually have this great
high interest and.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Then because the interest rates have been high down exactly
because the interest rates have been high, and those can
then being a pretty good thing if you're having your
money on the sidelines. Uh, like a weird time in
the market. So that's what's been happening. Now there's all
this money not in the market but just in these
like money market or other accounts. Yeah, things like that

(59:17):
that are getting a better way to return just because
of the interest rates being so high.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
They want bigger and bigger cuts though, And I don't know. Yeah,
they're just said that they're it's just going to keep
on doing these quarters. There's gonna be a couple more
between now and the end of the year. If they
have one plan for next year, one plan for the
year after that.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
But they already know not one plan for twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Very strange, Yeah, based on you know what they're well,
what's happened to think about what's happening in twenty twenty eight?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Yeah, gee, I wonder, I wonder if it's an election there.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Right, right, and so based on that stuff, and there's
the uncertainty of all that they're not making any not promises.
But yeah, and it's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's weirds.
Such a dulting crap.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Yeah, I hate hate the stuff and it sucks. You
can't hate it because it involves your money. See, you
have to be paying attention. Well, back on Tuesday morning,
a Spirit Airlines flight was on its way to Boston
when they got a little too close to another plane.
Oh and you might have heard of this other plane.
It's a little thing called air Force one. So as
the pilot was descending into Boston, the President wasn't that

(01:00:18):
far away. He was on his way to London to
visit the King of England. The planes were about eight
miles apart when air traffic control told Spirit to turn right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Yeah. I guess they weren't paying attention. I do have
not at all. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Here's the air traffic.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Control, the York Air Force one three zero zero zero
fourth one New York Center on here at thirteen hundred
decent fire the little three three zero.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
At thirteen twenty degrees right back to strategy defense.

Speaker 10 (01:00:41):
Say attention is Spirit thirteen hundred and twenty degrees right
fre thifteen hundred, Boston Center one three four point zero.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
I got to talk to you quice every time.

Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
Spirit thirteen hundred, Boston one three four point zero.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
Pay attention, get.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Off the IPA.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Oh wow, yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
Do you think that's what's happening to you? Because he
can't see in their cockpit, But do you think he
was just sticking around? Yeah, I was watching the summer
I turn pretty yeah there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Yeah, they're in there. I mean, but you know they're, uh,
they're not paying close attention. You know, they're they're listening
for their call.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
They're not listening for the words Air Force one right,
and like you heard, he had to tell them like
five times and that was way compressed. Yeah, the plane
landed safely. F Ai says they're aware of what happened.
But that also makes me think, because remember you said
you wanted to be an air traffic controller. Yeah, how
do you stay that calm? Okay, I said it again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I mean you have to like every some of these guys, man,
they they're pretty spicy. I love that they start yelling
and screaming. Some of them are dicks, especially the bigger airports. Yeah, yeah,
you know Chicago hair.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
You get a lot going on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
La X, you know. Yeah, you got to put your
big boy pants on. So you still do that old
timy thing where they have the flights on like little
blocks and they put them arrange them like a Tetris thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I haven't been up to the that you can. You
could take tours. Haven't taken a tour. I've been invited,
that's truly. I've been invited. The smaller airports are easier,
but like the big, the big ones, you have to
you have to get an invite. I have been invited,
I just haven't had the time to go do it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I would think nobody would be up there. Well you
get clear and anything else the back shut up, you're
going down, but whole search.

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
A New York middle schooler was arrested for running a
sextortion scheme that can involve hundreds of victims. Listen to this.
Cops say. He pretended to be this chick online to
trick boys in school into sending explicit photos and then
threatened to share them unless they sent money or gift cards. Yes,
sending me a chick, Yeah yeah, but hey, I really
want to see.

Speaker 9 (01:02:41):
Your kids have committed suicide over that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
This is crazy. Well, six victims have come forward so far,
leading to months long investigations. He's facing charges of stuff
like use of a child and his sexual performance and
promoting a sexual performance by a child. Even though he's
a child, he's involving other children. So this is a
bad thing. And a new episode of South Park was
supposed to air last night, but the last minute they

(01:03:04):
bumped it to next week. And I'm sure everyone's coming
out of the woodwork with their own conspiracy theories. But
Trey Parker and Matt Stone said, quote, Apparently you do
everything at the last minute, and sometimes you don't get
it done. This one's on us. We didn't get it
done in time. Thanks to Comedy Central and South Park
fans for being so understanding. Tune in next week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Did you ever watch the was it the document or whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
Was it?

Speaker 21 (01:03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
Six days air?

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Yes, amazing, wild how that thing comes together so close.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
So they cut it a little too close this time,
so keep your conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Uploading it minutes before it's supposed to go on the network,
right an air?

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
Yeah, they don't sleep the whole week.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Yeah, no, not at all. Since South Park is already
airing every two weeks, you're gonna have to wait a
little longer for this episode.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
Meanwhile, Yet the Simpsons, where every episode takes a year,
like eight months or ye? Has that changed?

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
I wonder with you know, it has to, because back
in the day, weren't they sending it overseas to hand
draw And that's not a thing anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Right in our building, there were a bunch of the animators, Yeah,
down on the floor of our building where so, yeah,
they were doing some drawings here and then it would
go somewhere else and then they would ship it off.
I think it was like the China or something for
just the color. Oh, the color okay of the animator.
It's like this whole thing, but there's gotta be such
an easier, faster, more economical way.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Maybe that's what makes it special though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Oh yeah, does it take away? And it would it
looked different? I guess I don't know. I'm sure you
can match it now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I just googled how long does
it take a Simpsons episode to be made? It says
an average of six months.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Yeah, they're also probably Trey Parker Mattstone a little less motivated.
They have like a billion dollars they just got another
billion dollar deal from that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Art doesn't walk like he's like a stick figure like
the South Park. Yeah right, and all their voices are
in house exactly. You know you're not hiring fifteen different actors. True,
well that's what's going on when all right.

Speaker 9 (01:04:54):
Thank you? Grady took a quick break. More what he
show his next hang up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
The Woody.

Speaker 9 (01:05:07):
We got a dumb ass contest, And today's dumb ass
contest is a smart as That's right, it's a it's
a game you could buy found it years ago. My
kids were trolling around the target toy section and was
just looking at the games and like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Oh, smartest, what is that big yellow box and a
donkey on the front of it? And I looked at
it and I go, oh, this could be fun on
the air, and so we brought it in. Now, if
you've ever seen those bar trivia things where it starts
the question and then has all the different answers, and it,
you know, starts slowly eliminating the other answers to get
and the earlier you answer, the more points you get.

(01:05:43):
It's it's kind of similar in the way that it's
a who, what, and where category, right, So you're trying
to guess who it is, what it is, or where it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Is, and instead of eliminating things, it gives you more hum.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
It gives you more clues.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
So the clues start very broad and and then they
get more specific, and then it's super obvious by the
very end.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
At least it should be. We've we've gotten through a
couple of the cards over the years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
All the way, yeah, all the way.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
The end was wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Well that's with certain people. Yeah, Well today we have Morgan. Yeah,
who's going to battle it out here with dumb ass Tyler?

Speaker 10 (01:06:23):
Tyler? All right, you know you look nervous I'm not
gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
It's cold in here.

Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
He's just always sweating.

Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
You're literally shaking and sweating.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 9 (01:06:33):
How are you cold? At the same time, you know what,
you're fat?

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Like I am?

Speaker 13 (01:06:37):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I got I sweat in the snow?

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
How is that possible? I'd lost like forty pounds, so
it gets a little cold. How much do you weigh now?
Just a hair over three hundred? I was close to
three point fifty? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Really? Damn?

Speaker 10 (01:06:52):
What did you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
Uh look like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
A forty year old lesbian?

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Stopped talking?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
But what did you do to lose the forty? Uh?
Started eating a little bit better, started working out a
little bit more, and I did get diagnosed as a
type two diabetics, so ozempic that helped a little.

Speaker 10 (01:07:12):
Congratulations?

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Where the where's the frozen coke? Slurpy every morning? To
the plan? Like you got to keep something right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I cut out most of the fast food, but that
stays switched to coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
All right? All right, well, okay, so we have who
what where? Morgan?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
You get to choose first, which one would you want
to start with?

Speaker 18 (01:07:32):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Let's do where where am I? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I don't know if they're going to get that one.

Speaker 9 (01:07:38):
So they buzzing with their name. I'm guessing, right, what's
that buzzing with their name like Morgan? Yeah, answer is yeah,
all right, uh you guys ready, yeah, okay, here we go.
This is where am I? I am a city, I
am located in Europe. I'm considered lost, really lost. I

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was once a popular Roman resort. Morgan Morgan Atlantis Atlantis.

Speaker 10 (01:08:11):
Isn't that the lost under or underwater? Why are you laughing? Seavells.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
They do call it a lost thing.

Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
I'll tell you about Atlantis.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
That's because he's smug.

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
Also that I mean he's also at last.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah, oh that's right. I forgot. Yeah, that is incorrect.
That's not what we're looking for. So Tyler, you get
a freek you get a freak. You got a free
clue before she can then jump back in again, my
name ends with three vowels, Tyler, Tyler? Is it Mesopotamia?

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Is it Mesopotamia?

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
Can you explain to Tyler why that doesn't have three
vowels in it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Yeah, you just don't.

Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
Dog.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Okay, you're you're both back in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
You're both back in.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Today. I am primarily an archaeological big site.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Very interesting for that. Yes, when Mount Vesuvius erupted in
seventy a d I was buried. Tyler Pompe.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
Pompe.

Speaker 9 (01:09:14):
Yeah, like dumb ass. Tyler like isn't really dumb. He's
like rain Man. But certain things are general. It just
makes horrible life decisions. That's it's not like, Yeah, it's
not like he's not smart.

Speaker 10 (01:09:25):
Your brain works, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
It works.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
Sometimes Atlantas isn't Atlantis isn't real.

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
Morgan City, thank.

Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
You, Gina. I supposed to know if it's real or
not Disney movie or something. A kid they made a
whole movie was young informable.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Resort there.

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Is the one that, Yeah, it hasn't been It doesn't
mean that it didn't mean it originated there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It's just where the name came from.

Speaker 9 (01:09:52):
Doesn't been proven not to be real.

Speaker 10 (01:09:54):
Thank you again, because it's lost.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
This is this is a smart ass game. All right.
How about you, Tyler, pick a category we already did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Where am I?

Speaker 21 (01:10:03):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
What am I?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Or who am I? Let's go who am I?

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
All right? Who am I?

Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
Let's see we'll go with uh, let's see, how about
how about this one?

Speaker 10 (01:10:14):
Not too old? Because we're youngins. You know, we're not
old like.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
Like young jock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Someone will know about some old guy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:20):
Yeah, and below.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
I'm a comic strip character. Oh, I am also featured
in movies. I was introduced to the.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
World in nineteen.

Speaker 10 (01:10:33):
Fifty Morgan Morgan, Garfield.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Garfield is incorrect.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
I like her gameplay though, yes, my strategy, but that's wrong. Early.

Speaker 9 (01:10:44):
It's a freebie though, that's fine.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Look at him, he's still nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
You get one.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
I think it's just his look how some people have
like resting bitch face anxiety.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
What I'm thinking? Yeah, he's got blood and stool face
craping blood. All right, you get one clue here before
she's can hop back in. I constantly worry about everything
in life. Oh okay, the Searchers had a hit song

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about me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Whatever the hell that is?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
It always rains on my parade and my baseball game.
Oh come on, I am a born loser. Sometimes I'm
called blockhead.

Speaker 20 (01:11:30):
I'm going to take another guest. That's probably wrong. Who's
the owner of Garfield?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
That guy?

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
John John Arbuckle, Johnnie. No, they're all Garfield.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Wasn't he always worrying about stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Tyler?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
You get another clue in. My dog thinks he's a
World War two fighting Tyler's Charlie Brown.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Charlie Brown is the Yeah, yeah, so Tyler would be
the winner of this round two out of three.

Speaker 9 (01:12:00):
Yeah, you're getting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
By Tyler all the.

Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
Time in the world.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
To keep going, it's because you're guessing early.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Yeah, all right here, But just for fun, we'll do
a what.

Speaker 9 (01:12:12):
Er when he gets always when he gets cocky when
he fails?

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, look, most people make that mistake. What's the what's
the quote?

Speaker 13 (01:12:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Yeah, I heard this as a kid and I think
about it all the time and I use it and
tell people about the minute you begin feeling fine and
fair is the beginning of your downfall. Yep, the minute
you start feeling yourself and whatever. The minute you when
you begin to start feeling fine and fair is the
beginning of your downfall. I'm not sure where that comes from. Uh,

(01:12:44):
you know who is to be credited with that. I
just heard it, you know, as a kid, and it
just kind of stuck with me. Are you ready for
the last one? Yes, this is what am I?

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
It is the smart ass game? What am I? I
get better with a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Great cory?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
People used to trade me like money.

Speaker 9 (01:13:07):
Don't is it?

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Wine?

Speaker 9 (01:13:11):
Goody, good play.

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
You're gonna say something else.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
You better be old enough to try me. I am
fermented and distilled.

Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
Morgan Morgan alcohol specific beer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Beer is incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Beer is not distilled.

Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
Oh you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I am made of the good stuff, not corn syrup, Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Tyler. Moonshine.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Moonshine is incorrect, specifically not aged.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
All right, now more, now you get one? Okay, they
just can make me incorrect. Guess you're hoping that the
next clue won't be good enough.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
All right? You can sometimes find me in cake.

Speaker 10 (01:14:00):
Morgan Morgan bourbon.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
Oh good guess.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
But the eighteenth century Caribbean pirates loved Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
The answer is.

Speaker 10 (01:14:15):
Sorry, I'm not an alcoholic.

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Wine cake is so wine gets better with age. So
that's the first.

Speaker 21 (01:14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
But yeah, one, two, three, congrat Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
That's how you play the smart ass game.

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
Something. I think I could do that for you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Everybody's taken shots from her today.

Speaker 10 (01:14:38):
I do love you, Tyler, still getting to know You're
so sorry if I'm being a little.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
Harsh, What do you give Tyler?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
On a scale of one to ten, don't do this
to me, I can.

Speaker 10 (01:14:48):
I will say I do like my men frame. So yeah, yeah,
he has a sturdy frame, and he's.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
Got confidence, and he wears that chain.

Speaker 10 (01:14:56):
He's got a gold chain. Let's say let's say every day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
All right, let's say that's confidence. Let's say you just
you just met Tyler or saw Tyler. Didn't even meet him,
you just saw Tyler on the street, felt him like
in the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
He smelled him from a crossing room.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
Okay, enough, he's probably got his own gravitational pull.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
I smelled him coming.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:15:19):
So here's some ram tracks, and you felt they were rumbling.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
A Jurassic park, like you were sitting at a cafe
and there was a couple of water started trembling.

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
Yeah, okay, I'm putting myself in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah boom boom baba. Okay, And you saw this there
was a shadow all of a sudden, the bright sunny
day became like darken cloud, the clipse of some kind. Though, no, no, no, okay,
so you you didn't meet him, You just saw him
from across the room. What do you give Tyler on
a scale of one to ten?

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
So not meeting him, like not talking to him, not
knowing you just see him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
You don't know a damn thing.

Speaker 10 (01:15:57):
About that makes it? Sorry, Tyler, I'm going to say five.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
That's fine. Yeah, five, Yeah, I would coverage average passing.
I would accept the five all day long.

Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
Fine, you're not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
If already called me a five, I'd be psyched.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Seriously.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I agree with that too.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
But is he tall enough for you to to slide
in the sheets with?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Are all five?

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
I can't but.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Figure the ratio five ten, three hundred and fifty pounds.

Speaker 17 (01:16:26):
Come on for it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
Yeah, you do have a good build. I like my
men big.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Yeah, Stocky likes.

Speaker 10 (01:16:33):
Yeah, it makes me feel feminine, smelly guy, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Never going to be the big spoon. Yeah, he's symmetrical.
He's as tall as he is wide, you know, and
he won't need a spoon.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
But no personality combined. I'm giving you a seven. You
go up to you, knowing you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:52):
Yeah, I do want you sweet tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
He puts the G in Garcia SoCal sports with Jeff.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Yeah, and we're checking with Jeff g good morning, Hey,
good morning. What do you show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Let's go and start with our Dodgers. Hey, they finally
got a.

Speaker 22 (01:17:10):
Win against the Phillies last night, five to nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
When Toni smashes a brawl right center field, it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
Is gone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Altani home run number fifty one.

Speaker 22 (01:17:21):
And we also got a shout out Blake Snell struck
out a season high twelve batters. There's also a point
in the game, Woodie where manager Dave Roberts came out
to talk to Snell and Snell was like, bro go back,
I'm good.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
I love to see that tonight at the stadium.

Speaker 22 (01:17:35):
It's Dodgers versus Giants, or as my good friend Leo
calls them, the the Giants, Yamamoto the Dodgers. It's also
Tyler glassdow Babblehead night. Dodgers lead in the ns is
still two games. Moving on to the Angels, they lost
again to the Brewers. Same two teams today at four forty.
In the NFL, we got Thursday Night Football on Prime.
Buffalo Bills favored by twelve points over the Miami Dolphins.

(01:17:58):
Dolphins better have a good showing their coaches out of
here for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:18:02):
Uh NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I can't wait for this.

Speaker 22 (01:18:03):
And Alan iverson documentary dropping on Prime on October twenty third.
It's produced by Shacks Media Company, and it'll chronicle how
Iverson's game and swag changed the NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
That should be great and finally, this Morning Woodie Show.

Speaker 22 (01:18:16):
According to a report on ESPN, when Kawhi Leonard was
a free agent and the Lakers were recording him, he
and his uncle Dennis asked the Lakers for part ownership,
use of a private plane, a house, and guaranteed endorsement money.
So let me get this straight. You wanted all that
just to play like, what fifteen games this season? Here's
my response if.

Speaker 9 (01:18:35):
I'm the Lakers, No, moms, wit, I have a great Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
ATMG and that's your socale sport. Hi, Jeff gjow All,
I Phones four Wooding Text two two nine eight seven.
We just had this smart ass game. It's a real game.
You can you could buy it. And they also sell
like what they call span packs for all the different things,

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and some of them are some of them are really tough. Oh,
I really like I have to kind of go through
and try to find the ones, you know, based on
who's playing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
If it's Greg or Gina, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Someone who smart.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Although I thought that the Lost City one was relatively difficult,
really a Lost City is a little misleading.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I would have never come up with the answer. Wouldn't
gotten Pompei on that one. I mean eventually I forgot yeah,
and then uh Morgan. She was asked to rate Tyler
on a scale of one to the time, because you
know she loves to rate things on a scale one
and ten seconds. Yeah, it's her, it's her favorite.

Speaker 18 (01:19:38):
Thing to do.

Speaker 10 (01:19:39):
It is I do at home when I'm not here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
She gave him a five.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
She said, well, you know, it's just looking at him
and I couldn't talk to him.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
It's going to lower it. Uh, would just say something
that she said she had a he had a good personality.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
That's actually saying you have a cozy kitchen means yeah,
and small, great sense of humor. Yeah, that's their heart
kind of thing.

Speaker 20 (01:20:00):
I have met people and you see them and they're
not super attractive, and you get to know them and
they're more totally people.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
The more they talk, the less attractive they are.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
That goes that way too, now, Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
To be fair, we're to give you the same opportunity
to rate Morgan on a scale one of the ten.
Be honest, like you just see her, You not talk
to her. You just see her across the room. I'll
keep in mind, Morgan, this is coming from a very
desperate dog.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
Oh good, okay, yeeah. And Tyler, I know you're hanging
out with some chicks. I'll put that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, put that aside.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah yeah, because she's spoken for it in case Tyler's
new lady is listening.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Morgan has taken four as much as I think if
they were both single, they would end up together as soulmates.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Yeah, more than likely, more than.

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
Tell your new lady.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Yeah, Morgan for right now has a boyfriend, so there's
there's no worry there. Not for long though, yea. Yeah, sorry,
dumb ass Tina, take it easy. Somebody on the text
said we need a name for her, and maybe it's
gonna be dumb ass Tina dumbass team.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Good some time. What do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I would give her a seven.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
That's really good.

Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
Yeah, that's really good, but not personality involved at all.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
No, no, no, I'm talking if I just saw you
from across the room or whatever. A seven.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Oh wow.

Speaker 10 (01:21:24):
Actually makes me feel really good.

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Yeah, she just bumped up to a sixty.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Okape it now do what she did with personality, with
talking to her and all that help her her still
getting to know her. But I do like a personality
definitely helps.

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
Eight eight.

Speaker 10 (01:21:39):
Take whatever I can say, right, that's all right, it's good,
that's very good. I do have a good personality.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I mean, the personality can easily take somebody in the
opposite direction, you know, yes, yeah, if it's not your thing,
you got to find your brand, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Well phones are up at eight seven, seven forty four.
What do you see that's gonna that's going to make
you feel good?

Speaker 22 (01:21:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
That could have gone really bad.

Speaker 20 (01:21:58):
But yeah, I mean my standards were low, so I
thought I was gonna get like a four or something.

Speaker 10 (01:22:03):
So I appreciate.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
The Woody show. Greg, you're gonna hate this. I hate
Oh no, what.

Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Some people hate cops. Some people hate Hoa's Homeowner Associations.
I don't hate cops, but I do hate HS. Greg
hates both.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Oh yeahs. I'm on the fence still. I kind of
wish I had one where I don't have one.

Speaker 9 (01:22:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Also don't like people who pretend to be police officers.
Oh that's your favorite? Check out this audio? This guy
he was pulled over by an HOA security guard.

Speaker 9 (01:22:43):
They have that, Oh yeah, they You don't have to
stop for those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Yeah, that's not real flashing emergency lights. I mean the
whole day golf car.

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
No, he's like one of those security school Yeah, but
the guy he pulled over wasn't having it, and I
would be the same way, except I wouldn't even even stop.

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
I've had mall cops pulled me up for now. Yeah,
that's private property right by the way. When you see, like,
you know, speed limit signs. I was told this, and
it might be worth looking into before you just decide
to be all whatever about it. Those speed limit signs
are not official, Like, they're not legally enforceable.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
I heard the same about stop signs in a parking lot. Yeah,
because it's private property, correct, Yeah, something about private property.

Speaker 9 (01:23:26):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Anyways, this guy got pulled over by the HOA security
guard and here's how that interaction went.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
So, which police department?

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
An you with public safety for pocon Country Police, You're
not with the police department. No, public safety doesn't change anything, though.
We can still pull you over. You you can legally
pull me over. We can pull you over within the community. Yes,
we really What gives you the authority.

Speaker 18 (01:23:47):
To do that?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Act two five on the Pennsylvania I'm not familiar with that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
That's fine, you can look it up when you're done
with stock. Okay, So I pulled you over today because
I locked you on my radar during forty five and
you also failed to come to a complete stop the
stop sign on Brent Worden Country Place by some registration insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Can you imagine, you know, this is an h o
A security guard. The nerve, the nerve of this guy
to even be talking like this to this guy?

Speaker 9 (01:24:15):
Could he legally even do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
That we stop the stop sign on Brent Worden Country
Place by some registration insurance?

Speaker 18 (01:24:23):
No, no, thank you, because you're you're not law enforcement.
Did who exactly do you think you are?

Speaker 9 (01:24:32):
Public safety officer?

Speaker 16 (01:24:33):
And you you are not.

Speaker 18 (01:24:34):
Supposed to be conducting traffic stops? No, No, you cannot
h No, the h o A has no authority to
conduct traffic stops. What's your name, Officer Snyder? What's your
first name, Officer Schnyder.

Speaker 16 (01:24:50):
We're going to be talking to the police right now
because I'm gonna go file a complaint that you're impersonating
police officers.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
How does that sound? You can go ahead, great us
to do this, when does the community?

Speaker 16 (01:25:01):
No, the police department doesn't allow you to do that
because you have no legal authority to do this. Right,
you are not allowed to turn on emergency flashing lights
and sirens. You are not a police officer.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Sir, have a good day. You're dismissed.

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
I love the d that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Can you imagine that?

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
That actually does sound like you?

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
Ofer Snyder? What's your first can you imagine?

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
No, that's a safety patrol at school.

Speaker 9 (01:25:32):
So Act two thirty five, by the way, basically says
that you know, private security guards can't exist and can
carry weapons. But I don't think it. I'm not seeing
any traffic.

Speaker 16 (01:25:40):
They can.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Issue search warrants, step out of the Yeah, you can
be a security guard. Okay, yeah, right, it doesn't mean
stop in search of the car.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
That's my favorite audio. The way they try to do
it in our building. Every once in a while, they'll
put like a ticket on someone's car, Like if that's
any way shape enforceable.

Speaker 9 (01:26:03):
Come on, like monopoly. They'll come after you. I tell you,
those jackasses downstairs they'll talk to you but there's nothing
they can actually do right reserve spot. Well, if they
find out that you have like a monthly pass and
you're doing something I'm supposed to make, I guess they could,
you know, disable your pass the.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Park, but then just come in with a regular ticket.
But this ho a cop stuff is hilarious.

Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
I live in a super small community, and everage since
I've been there, the residents constantly are beefing over the
guest parking. There's only fifteen guest parking spots, and they
get mad that people that live there park in them
so much so every single meeting is about the parking
and how they're going to fix it and put permits
and all this stuff. That they want to hire a

(01:26:45):
cop just to sit there to watch.

Speaker 9 (01:26:47):
These fifteen spots get money. That's what it's limited spots.
That's what happens in my more.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
My mom lives because there are there there are a
couple of people that live right by her where they're
adult children are living. And so each one of those
kids off a car, and then the two people who
live there have a d so they take it and
they have a garage a driveway, and they take up
two of the I think four visitor spots that are
for the whole community, the four spots that are down

(01:27:13):
on their end of the community.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
There's only four down that end.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
To be fair, if I may speak for Greg, it
would be trashy if they use the driveway. So they
can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
In a perfect world. You know, you're not allowed.

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
You're not allowed to use your driveway.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Same.

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
Oh yeah, like where my where my mom lives, the
community where she's in, the h O eight is not
allowed overnight. You cannot.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
You're not allowed to park in the driveway. That I
support if you have a garage.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
But you sign up.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Like, as much as I hate the h o A,
I did buy a house that had an h o A.

Speaker 9 (01:27:47):
Now, Greg, what if I have twenty five cars?

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Though I know that I just take all the guests
parking and nobody else can can I park?

Speaker 12 (01:27:54):
The email about so much. I just told I email
them back them like I don't care about the parking.
Stop emailing me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Well, it isn't.

Speaker 9 (01:28:01):
I can see where it would be an issue because
when you do have people over and there's nowhere for
them where they supposed to do. There's endless street parking.
They just don't want to walk walk Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
I don't care not to bring it back to here,
but we have that problem here. There are employees who
park in the visitor spots. So when I don't know,
Jerry O'Connell or Billy Zine or Joe Cooy comes to
visit us, they got a park way downstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Yeah, the parking lot down there's packed.

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
There. That's the point is they should be using those
parts spots visitors.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
We got the week in Audio?

Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (01:28:32):
Oh my god, I was born for the smelling right here.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 20 (01:28:37):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Woody sure, and we're going to turn things over to
Sea Mass here. He's gonna tell us all about this
week in Audio and what's happening.

Speaker 9 (01:28:51):
Are you ripping out like I am to the new
season of Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Yeah, yeah, we heard a little bit about that.

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
I know why well, because unfortunately I had to say
this a You see in Dancing with the Stars are
a bunch of very mean bully jerks because they dared
have Corey Feldman on their program. Now, when we try
to do this and agreed to do this on the
Woody Show. One of our people went behind everyone's backs
and torpedo that Corey Feldman.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Know, I don't think that's that was more of a
group thing. Only because a group No, because we're not
gonna invite somebody here just to make fun of them.

Speaker 9 (01:29:19):
That's all we're gonna do. No, we could have them
talk about we can have them talk about their their
music and their acting, and they can dance like Corey
Feldman's doing on Dancing.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
With the Stars. Okay, can I make a statement.

Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
I believe if Shannon Sharp did an interview with Corey Feldman,
it would be like a Cat William situation where.

Speaker 9 (01:29:36):
Everything he says, yes, that's confirmed would be true. Yep, yeah,
it would be awesome. Kind of an interesting to not
be afraid. But anyway, unfortunately, we may not have a
lot of time with Corey Feldman on Dancing with the
Stars because here he is doing his post dance interview
and getting his scores.

Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
Okay, so you said that you had scoliosis. What is
this experience Like?

Speaker 23 (01:29:58):
This is such a reward for me because I have
terrible pasture. I've had it since I was a kid,
and this is like a gift landing in my lab.
That is helping me to fix a problem that I've
always wanted to better.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
So thank you, Deny.

Speaker 16 (01:30:13):
I mean, well, after that feel terrible, but I love
Buddy poor.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Fine he's doing.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
And Jenna.

Speaker 9 (01:30:27):
Some other people were getting like fifteen.

Speaker 17 (01:30:29):
Well I saw that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Robert. I was like, is Robert Win a professional dancer?
He was amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
He's very fit.

Speaker 10 (01:30:35):
I saw a clip of it.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
This is Steve Rwin's son, of course. See is Sammy
bait too? He's uh, completely short, brown hair abs all
the Sammy Sammy Sammy Samy is still weighing her options.
The relationship he guys is new.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
He has hair. No, I don't think I've got hair.

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
Yeah, okay, well thank you. Corey Feldman won't be long.
They don't eliminate people a week one Dancing with the Stars,
so we'll have another week of him. They can bully
and shame him and apparently but that gives him such
a chance to play. Corfeld his new single called retro Rocke.

(01:31:21):
This is Rockabilly.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Bans her.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Horse belt. Everybody Down took a theme song to a cartoon.
It kind of sound the Beginning's gonna sound like the
beginning of Happy days.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
Oh yeah, not everyone. Not everyone needs to be a
triple threat. He was a great actor, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
Loves music. Okay, this weekend audio. This clip is from
our co workers in the breakfast club. This is Dame
dash Menace, Yeah, who's a co founder of Rockefeller Records
other things. And he is talking here to Charlemagne the God.
But I think every single word that he says to
Charlemagne could be said to her own Menace here. Check

(01:32:09):
it out.

Speaker 14 (01:32:09):
I don't think you're a proper representation of the masculine
black man.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
You know what I'm saying. Your o G is Wendy Williams.
Wasn't she your boss?

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
So she was your og.

Speaker 14 (01:32:22):
She puts you on and you should give her her
grace and it ain't no disrespect. But I kind of
think you're gay. You just act a little gay, not
at all. I've got a problem with people that pretend
they're not gay. Because you started in gossip, which is
very feminine. How many times you talk about other people's genitals.

(01:32:42):
Real masculine don't.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
Do that, Okay, Son, that's kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Hangs out with like Randy and Tyler all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
Yeah, I do play a game with Charlemagne's podcast Brilliant
Elly Idiots, and I count out, like, how soon will
they mention a penis?

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Oh, one of your favorite things?

Speaker 9 (01:33:06):
And it's usually like thirty seconds?

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:33:08):
This week in audio and other menace news, have you
been following the catch Me Outside Girl drama?

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
This week there's more bad baby drama?

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:33:16):
So she this is catch Me Outside Girl? Okay about
bad baby. She was videoed like clinging onto the hood
of her baby daddy's truck, as she of course paid
for because she's made now tens of millions of dollars,
so she's she's a multi millionaire, and she still has
major beef with the guy who impregnated her, and she's
paying all this money too. She goes on I guess

(01:33:38):
Instagram Live or whatever, and here she is describing why
she can't stand her man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
I am not getting witnessman no more ever again.

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
In my life, he'd be liking a bitchous pictures.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
Saying nothing to him, and I probably wouldn't even begannoy
here talking about it. But he ignores me.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
He cuts his phone off.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
He's not gonna talk to me about great.

Speaker 16 (01:34:06):
He'd be like a.

Speaker 9 (01:34:10):
You're a multi millionaire like this is this is the
it's love.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
The tears. Money can't buy happiness. The tears and sadness
sound genuine, and that makes me so happy. I'm with you,
you know you like she sounds genuine, she sounds truly crushed.
She's the greatest actress of our generation. Like five minutes,
she sounds truly crushed.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
And that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
It makes me so thrilled. I now, look, it gets worse.

Speaker 9 (01:34:37):
As we said, money can buy you happiness. She should
have dumped this man. But some like there's something about
trash or anybody really but trashy people like they had.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
You can get a hold over people.

Speaker 9 (01:34:47):
This is the whole Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, like
no offense to Britney Spears. And your wife wouldie, but
she she's swamped trash.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
My wife is a super fan. I think it's cool
quite a bit. Yeah, but the fan of Britney Spears.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
And that's why she was attracted to Kevin Federline, who
was also trash. I spot monster and the impregnant at her.
But now this second, so I kept watching this clip
because I, unlike Greg and Wood, he felt bad for
bad baby, because in this clip here she talks about
growing up, and I think this is like a realization
on her part.

Speaker 8 (01:35:19):
When I was younger, I was question myself all the time,
like what's wrong with me? Why do I keep causing
all these problems? Why every time I say I don't
want them to be I get in trouble for it.
Why does the start to fight? Why do they say
these me?

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
So she's realizing, is shit, I don't want problems in
my life, but why do they keep happening? It's because
you came from obviously a chaotic background, from the doctor
Phil days. That's the type of type of people you
you get into track, you attract, and you are attracted
to these trashy people. And so I think she's kind
of realizing, Oh, if I want to not be in
these situations, I got to stop having these people in

(01:35:54):
my life. And you have all the money in the
world to do that, but you don't know how. But
because that's how she's built, right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to have this conversation with with
my kids, especially my son because now he's sixteen and
he's hanging around, you know, all these different people and
whatever I said, Look, You've got to really look at
people and where they come from, Like, look at the
household they come from. Because if this is not like
a phase of you know, just being teenage crazy or
whatever this could be, you know, this is where they're from.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
This is a claw from which is gonna cut. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
You know this one friend in particular, I'm like, dude,
it's gonna take this person going far away off to
college to have a chance to get away from this
chaotic household.

Speaker 9 (01:36:33):
I was not allowed to go to Michael Kenner's house
when I was a little kid.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
My parents.

Speaker 12 (01:36:37):
There's a famous saying show me your friends, and I'll
show you your future.

Speaker 18 (01:36:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:36:42):
Yeah, And that's what I think she may And I
know you guys are hating.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
I hope she gets live disease.

Speaker 9 (01:36:50):
That brings me totally unrelated to an ice Cube has
a new album and I actually I love this track
called Ratchet ass Mouth, and he's talking saying the same thing.
He's talking to young fellas out there, and he's saying,
there are certain type of women in this world who
you might be attracted to when you're twenty one, but
they are bad news and they will ruin your life.
It's called ratchet ass mouth from ice Cube.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
You got a mouth like chick, short breath like Newports.
Her perfume smell like child support quarts. And you know
she got loud of course hair frumda. But from Priscilla,
all right, lashes from.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
A row kill.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
She had your ass eating oak deal for every meal.
Now you're on every kil trying to beat the hypertension.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
Leaving that bitch was the right decisions.

Speaker 18 (01:37:34):
Don't take licks with.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Chickens all eaglestone with pitches off the young homies trying
to hang now, Never date a bitch with a wretchedt
ass mouth homies trying to hang out.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
Never date a bitch with a bratchet ass mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:37:49):
Dude, I'm sending that to my son right now. I'm
gifting him that you've been gifted the track. By the way,
great mouth, breath smells like Newport. Yeah, perfume cub still got.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
This is a p s. A more of the weekend
audio coming up for you next year, The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place, we're gonna go oh God, he's here again.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
You're so tortured. Man.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
I am the Woody Show, and right back into it.
This weekend audio.

Speaker 9 (01:38:30):
Interesting bit of audio and video coming from our close
personal friend, Guy Brownham or Branham.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
He was guy, close personal friend of me. Butcher's name.

Speaker 9 (01:38:43):
Nice guy, a very nice fellow to us now and
he was nice in this situation where a guy claims
that he was elbowed in his arm by his seat
mate on ADULTA flight because guy was spilling over into
that man's seat. Guy is a large guy, and I
was actually show you a video because he shot a
kind of a selfie video low angle and guys, guy's

(01:39:06):
right arm is fully spilling over into this dude's seat
like it's crossing. It's crossing the line. Guy is a
large show, right, and so this he we don't know.
We don't have the elbowing because you never have the
initial incident. But the guy proceeded to have a very
calm conversation with his seat mate about the incident and
what they should do about it.

Speaker 24 (01:39:23):
Helped me because he believes that I'm still who would
be going to be got yo.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Wow would give you high high version.

Speaker 9 (01:39:33):
Well, there's not a lot of room.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
Here, right, sir?

Speaker 24 (01:39:38):
How do you focus on sofast problem? You're not gonna
believe that, Yes, I'm sar what exists to here? I'm
gonna be also less. To be fair, you are hardly
stuff for yourself time tonight.

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
I'm a member of wave Flock.

Speaker 24 (01:39:52):
Okay, Okay, I didn't show it on my product.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
Okay, And that is how I episode in the minutes
or so, he is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
A member of weight Watchers. You're going to be losing
weight here in the next twenty minutes. So I agree
with both of these fellows.

Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
But it raises a good question, is that guy knew
that if he's going to sit in a standard size,
not first class seat, he has to know that your
arm is going over the you're on the other guy's seat,
that you didn't pay for his seat, and that's your
arm in his seat. So now you wake up and
you're that size, what do you do? I mean, yeah,
they're both kind of wrong here because even his shoulder
is over the seat line. You had the crease between

(01:40:30):
the cross between the guy.

Speaker 18 (01:40:32):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:40:32):
It's a big dude, And so my answer to guy
would be, well, yeah, obviously you can't lose that much
weight in that quickly. But you also have to know
that you can't impose yourself and you have to pay more.
You have to do the two seat thing or the
first class or whatever. Just fly private, dude, right, you
don't They don't have to worry about any of the
movies and TV. Yeah, I mean, I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Clearly the answer anybody out, anybody listening. There are private
planes that will take you where you want to.

Speaker 9 (01:41:01):
I don't know if to do it.

Speaker 12 (01:41:02):
If you saw Burt Kreischer's latest live stream, did you
see that he had an incident on a plane where
I guess he was leaning back and he turned on
his live stream because the lady behind him punched him
in the head.

Speaker 9 (01:41:16):
Because he reclined too. And he's like, I'm just turning
on this live stream so I will stay con.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
This week in Audio.

Speaker 9 (01:41:25):
Menace, did you check out the Meta newest live demo
thing of their new AI software. I did so. This
is Mark Zuckerberg and in this particular clip is getting
around because he throws it to a guy who's wearing
the Meta glasses and all that stuff, and they got
live AI supposed to be telling you what you're seeing
and all that stuff, and the guy is standing in
front of a full kitchen set up with you all
kinds of soy sauce and green onions, like he's gonna

(01:41:47):
make some kind of Korean chicken thing. And this is long,
so feel free to jump in wherever you like. But
so this guy's going to ask his glasses. Okay, glasses,
you see what I got here? Teach me how to
make a dish?

Speaker 7 (01:41:57):
Okay, starting live?

Speaker 13 (01:41:58):
Ai.

Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
I love the setup you have here with soy sauce
and other ingredients.

Speaker 9 (01:42:04):
How can I help?

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (01:42:05):
Can you help me make a Korean insplayed steak sauce
for my steak sandwich?

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Here?

Speaker 20 (01:42:11):
You can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
Sesame Oi?

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
What do I do first? What do I do first?

Speaker 7 (01:42:21):
You've already combined the base ingredients, so now great.

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
A pair to add to the sauce?

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
Is that a pair?

Speaker 9 (01:42:27):
What do I do first?

Speaker 20 (01:42:30):
You've already combined the base ingredients, so now breaking career,
combine it with the bass sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
No medicans, I think the Wi fi might be messed up.

Speaker 12 (01:42:41):
Come on, the guy that's like supposed to be doing
the demonstration, why did he cut off the AI early
because let the AI explain whatever you have then give
it a command.

Speaker 9 (01:42:57):
Well you should be able to do that if it's
going to be a conversational and there are some of
these you can jump in all the Aire, Yeah, you
can jump in. It's telling him something that's play not true.
But you know what you're doing, dude. You're doing a
demo and the practices before, I know they practice these before.
This week in Audio all right, So this is a
little bit of fun here. The Writer Cup the europe

(01:43:17):
team posted this on their social media. So some guy,
some golfer Tyrol Hatton, he's, uh, you know, making a
drive as they do in golf, making a drive, right,
and somebody off camera makes a noise. That's just good fun.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
That's just Hilaire.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
Collect with a collect call from.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
And I.

Speaker 9 (01:43:49):
Can I give the European Writer Team credit for posting
that on their social media. This wasn't caught by somebody else.
This was this was their official channel.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
So this week in audio all right.

Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
So I then I have you guys play a game here.
We have the newest entry of people who are jumping
to country. So Beyonce has done this, uh post Malone
chet Hanks, and I'm surprised country stars haven't stood up
country fans haven't stood up yet and said, hey, you
can't just come to our genre as you please.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
He did for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:44:17):
But they're just they're they're posties. They're laying back, Okay,
whoever you want, if you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Used to be a thing for a while.

Speaker 10 (01:44:22):
Yeah, it used to be. But I mean, if we
like the music, then who cares.

Speaker 9 (01:44:25):
That's what I'm saying, is you like the music because
it's easy, formulaic. Let's see if you guys can guess
who this newest country jumper is Jack I got it,
I got ye.

Speaker 16 (01:44:44):
I was with you.

Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
I thought it was pain yeh.

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
I kind of sound like Pink a s because she's
a country person.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:44:52):
I think this is not too much of a stretch
because she I believe she does have some country roots.
Her mom mom moved to song for Dolly partner. Her
mom is a songwriter, and they lived in Nashville for
a brief period in her adolescence, so she can claim
it just will Yeah, but you're also.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Like the girl woke up with the diddy and the
bottle of Jack and where the hell was feeling. That's Kesha, right.

Speaker 9 (01:45:15):
Ye see, I'm not a fan of Kesha at all,
but I kind of like this we went through.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
We went through a little period of time where people
felt bad for Kesha. They started ending like she was
a really good singer. Yeah I remember, like, yeah, oh
my god, she's so brilliant. They started treating her like Siya,
And Siya is a person who's got tremendous talent. I'm
not saying that Kesha is completely untalented. Clearly, she you know,
has some kind of talent, But man, where we going

(01:45:45):
over the top because we felt we felt bad for
her about whatever else was going on with her. I
don't know, manager, record, the doctor, lug, yeah, whateverever the
hell that was.

Speaker 9 (01:45:54):
She's a songwriter, good, good for her. It's not like
she's but people were praised, people are praising her.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Saint. Remember that phase we do like, oh my god,
when did we get to stop pretending? Like how much
time has to pass before?

Speaker 11 (01:46:08):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:46:08):
She could have been in a bad situation and also
not a great performance? Rests, give me one more clip
here for the week in audience. This is a menta submission.
This is a guy called MILLIEZ on something called The
Good Talk Show. Milliez is the type of you know,
face tattoos, platinum teeth, all the generic rapper type stuff.
And he's gonna tell us, let's say you got you're
just starting out in the game. The game, as they say,

(01:46:30):
here is what you should be doing at strip clubs.

Speaker 11 (01:46:33):
If you have three hundred dollars, plan to be in
the strip club for thirty minutes. This is how you
build your social credit with these girls. You see what
I'm saying. So look, when I moved to New York,
I'm going to Sin City pretty much on a daily
whenever I had nothing to do. I'm just going to
Sin City. But I had limited funds. I'd order my food.
I'd have one hundred and fifty. Whatever the cost of

(01:46:54):
the food was. I'm giving an abundance. It's twenty dollars,
his fifty dollars. Now, I got one hundred dollars left.
Give me one hundred and singles.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
I eat my food.

Speaker 9 (01:47:02):
As soon as I'm done with that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
I found the stripper that I was kind of talking to.

Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
They played the right song, Boom boom boom. Alright, I
gotta go do my one hundred and fifty is going.
But I made a lasting im pressure you. Why do
you leave so quick to them? I'm falling string.

Speaker 9 (01:47:16):
Math pall cred because, yeah, the guys that are super broke,
they'll sit in the strip club for like five hours
and then like give out a dollar out of time.
And Mark Cuban will tell you that, like, if you
want to get ahead in life and build a fortune,
you really want to impress local strippers.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely, They said it on all
the time. How do you make your local strippers?

Speaker 9 (01:47:39):
Do you have etiquette?

Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
Do any think you're balling?

Speaker 9 (01:47:41):
Are getting properly tipp and go out?

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:47:44):
My favorite clip of the week is definitely the new
ice Kid ratchet ass.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
You got short breath like Newports perfume, smell like child support.

Speaker 9 (01:47:53):
This is probably in the club where you're dropping all
that money.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
And of course from Feel all Right, lashes came as
eats old deal for every meal. Now you're every deal
trying to beat the hypertensions.

Speaker 9 (01:48:09):
Leave but table hits Chins, quick break.

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
Show coming up for you next, hang.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
On the Woody Show that we'll be right there.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
It is a throwback Thursday and it's the time on
the Throwback Thursday where we check in with our good buddy.
He is the pride of Pacoima. He is the senior
vice president and managing partner of Club Turn Up, El
Presidente himself DJ Tim Martine.

Speaker 9 (01:48:41):
Fire up, look at you showing off doing jumping jacks.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Yeah, I want to serve some of that energy because
Tim after the show, well after he's done right here now,
he's going to be headed off to Vegas. iHeartRadio Music
Festival is this weekend. Yes, uh, you know we're gonna
be there. He's the kind of running the whole like
house of music thing that we've been talking about coming.
So when when you get there, just make sure you
ask for Tim Martinez.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
Come here.

Speaker 9 (01:49:06):
I actually would love anybody to come and say hello
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
Yeah, stop by.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
It's right there out in the Tashiba Plaza, the ground
start of Tea Mobile Arena. If you're gonna be around, Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:49:14):
Just stop by.

Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
Ask for Tim. Maybe maybe bring him at tequila or something.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
He would he would appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:49:20):
Pase, bring me a tequila.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
So dude, tomorrow we're gonna be We're gonna be hanging
out because we we we set up a little time
to uh, to hang out. I don't know if you're
doing food. I don't know if you're just gonna be
doing drinks or whatever. But did you have anything in mind?
Because I just know, like I I want to know.
Do I eat because we're just gonna be drinking. I'm
gonna have to have that base going already, I feel
or will we eat before we then get just completely wrecked?

Speaker 7 (01:49:44):
What does time look like?

Speaker 9 (01:49:45):
I feel like I feel like you should eat.

Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
I don't like you should eat because Tim's gonna be
what writes you to drink.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
I to just get to the end point. It's a
difference between how women like their porn and guys like
their porn. Women like more of a story and a
build up and foreplay, and guys just want to get
right to the you know, just I just get right
to it.

Speaker 9 (01:50:03):
There is a story?

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, who knew? But yeah, man, hey be
on the lookout. That's right to geez.

Speaker 25 (01:50:16):
Yeah yeah, hey, well I'll buy your first round. How
about about the company credit cod because he's there on business.
Yeah well iHeart radio Music Festival is this weekend? Ye
after you're going? Man, let's uh, I haven't been dude,
I haven't been to Vegas in a while. Yeah, so
it feels like we were going there like once a
month for a while. Huh and uh, and now it

(01:50:37):
seems like it's been a minute. I guess, like a
lot of people because Vegas has been struggling here recently.
But I feel like it's popping this weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:50:43):
Yeah, towards the end of the year, it's really ramping
up with like a lot of cool events in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
Yeah, and there's alway stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:50:50):
I think the last time I went, which I don't
really remember, I was actually with you guys for Jocoy.
Oh my god, that's right, Yeah, that's the last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gee, Tim,
damn dog, I know it's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
All right. Well, so Tim can go and make his flight.
Let's get into Up in the Club Throwback Thursday. You
know TJ TJ DJ Tim Martinez was a club DJ
back of the day. He spun all these records as
they were brand new. It's you know, how I got
started in the biziness. And so we put him in
charge of picking the up in the Club song that
we choose here each week. And what are we going

(01:51:23):
with this?

Speaker 9 (01:51:23):
Week, nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
Good year, great year. There's a year I graduated.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Wrong, No, no, I said a good year. Good yeah,
great ninety five Montel Jordan.

Speaker 7 (01:51:34):
This is how we're doing up in the club.

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (01:51:39):
Up in is how we do the Woodie Show, all right,
up in the Clerk throwback Thursday, Yes, it is the
wood Show DJ Tim Martinez. This year we still have
Montel Jordan on planet Earth, right, Yeah, he's still with us.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Yes, yeah, it's it's it's it happens now where I
mean Leo is gone. You know, you have these different
people from that era now starting. You know, like every
once in a while you hear something a guy you
haven't thought about in a while, Like, what's Montel Jordan
doing these days?

Speaker 7 (01:52:11):
He's six years old?

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Yeah? Is he still out there like doing shows?

Speaker 6 (01:52:15):
He was?

Speaker 21 (01:52:16):
He?

Speaker 9 (01:52:17):
Yeah, we probably mentioned that. Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
You can ask me what happened at three o'clock this afternoon.
I asked me what happened on the show this morning?
I won't be able to tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:27):
Definitely touring, Yeah, he was good.

Speaker 9 (01:52:30):
February fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
Hell yeah, all right, good, well, Tim, I would say,
we'll see you next week, but that's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
We will see you till tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:52:38):
I'll see you in a few hours.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Yeah, well no, you're going to be there at you're
We're heading out tomorrow after the show. That's that's why
our little rendezvous is tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
Tim.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
Yeah, don't don't stand me. You better check your schedule.
Don't leave me hanging all dressed up in no place
to go. I'm shaving my legs. I'll be ready for
you girls. That's right, that's right, all right.

Speaker 25 (01:52:59):
It is the what he's in sensitivity training for a
politically correct world show.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
I don't care about your feelings. Thank you, Greg Gory.

Speaker 9 (01:53:11):
And that's gonna do it for this throwback Thursday morning,
sweet uh, quickly tell you we can find on today's
podcast which you can get the podcast by going to
the woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform of.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Your choice other than Spotify.

Speaker 9 (01:53:26):
Today we'll thank our guest Billy Zane's cool, sharply dressed. Yes,
I think we're gonna need a cleanup on Aisle five
over there. Ever since he left, she's like she's in
total Zaddi mode.

Speaker 19 (01:53:41):
He's dreamy, you're anyway, so Billy Zaye he's got Waltzing
with Brando, which is which is out this week.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
You can you can check out that movie. It sounds
really interesting. Watch the trailer. We gotta post it for you.
Just go and hit up our Instagram or social media.
Got all the trailers posted there, brand new Redneck News.
We did the weekend audio, that and more.

Speaker 9 (01:54:04):
It's all on the podcast again by going to the
Woodyshow dot com or the podcast platform of your choice. Tomorrow,
Hip hop hooray, Oh, It's gonna be Friday and Friday
on The Woody Show as we lead into the iHeartRadio
Music Festival. We're gonna have the Friday Fail stories, the DUYQ,
maybe Greg Gory's immaturey applies to text message has. It's

(01:54:26):
been a big request here.

Speaker 5 (01:54:28):
Okay, let's serve people.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
So if you want to get a couple of those together, Greg,
we'll have that, plus anything we could do to get
through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
Tomorrow Friday on The Woody Show, and then we're got
to scoot right afterwards because we've got to get to Vegas.

Speaker 9 (01:54:41):
Got to scoot to the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Anything
you got for usp now and Friday. You can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie find us, follow us on social
media at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom please.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
Yeah. Inner piece is nice, but thigh gaps are way nicer.
Greg is a big fan of the thigh gap. I
wish I had one. Is it cool for dudes to
have a thigh gap?

Speaker 7 (01:55:07):
That's the first I'm hearing of it, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:55:08):
I always thought that was just a chick thing. I
want a thigh gap. I want the v But how
would you have a.

Speaker 9 (01:55:13):
Thigh gap because you got a set of nuts hanging
in the space where the.

Speaker 5 (01:55:16):
Thigh gap would be. Well, those don't count well when
you're wearing pants.

Speaker 9 (01:55:19):
Yeah, and also you know you talk and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
Sure, yeah, Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory, you
got it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
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Speaker 5 (01:56:02):
I quit this bitch