FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 24th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To the graphic nature of his program, listener discretion, Is.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It lies.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
That this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is
now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
A good morning, everybody in a morning, Woody. Well, it's Wednesday.
It's September the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, and all morning.
I feel like I'm already forgetting something important. Oh it's
nobody's birthday in here? Is it that I'm aware of it?
I think? Okay, it's like something that I feel like
I'm forgetting somebody's birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
His birthday is coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, when's your birthday? It's probably my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's September twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And she's not looking that up. Well, yeah, everybody's got
a talent, you guys. Yeah, I feel like you ever
have those days where you feel like absolutely maybe you
have an appointments or something. I don't know. Oh, you
know what I do. I do have a dinner. I
do have a dinner till dinner I do. That's true. Okay,
that's what it. Okay, that's what twenty fourth is ringing familiar.

(01:33):
All right, Well, we don't have dinner every night. No, No,
it's a dinner. It's a business day anyway. September the
twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. That's Greg Gory. Good catch, Greg,
Oh thanks, thank god you did that. You would have
skipped the dinner nor back that A second menace is here?

(01:54):
What is Gad? There's Sea Bass, Sammy is here, Mortgage here,
she's our associate producer, von our video producer, Bort and Menji.
They're the Woody Show production department doing all things audio.
We got the phones open. If you'd like to be
a part of things this morning, always welcome to call
in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can also
send us a text check in over to two two

(02:16):
nine eight seven. Got a brand new redneck news coming
up for you today, all the trending news headlines, met
his house, health, the entertainment stuff, the birthdays and the
partner birthday and today Woodies show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank,
Hell yeah and half Baked. Yeah they'll be joining Hell yeah,
that's what it's dinners with. Yeah. No, no, I put

(02:37):
everything in my phone, Greg, But for whatever reason, now
I need a reminder to look at my phone. Not good.
I need a reminder to look at the calendar to
remind myself of what's going on.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
But you don't get a little notification with the calendar.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You usually when it's time to leave, it'll go based
on current traffic. You need to leave traffic traffic is light, sir.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, if I have a pointment, I'll put it my
phone and do the like two hours before.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, this is an important one. Had I uh,
had I whifted on this one, that would that would
have not been good. That would have not been good.
I did remember, you know what I did remember to
bring in Greg. We were just talking about Oh yeah, yeah,
so Greg had a chocolate milk. Yeah, it was so
good at the end of the day. And now he

(03:24):
said he's just like he's all about it. And I said,
you know, it's really good, Greg.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, so these are not This is not the big
Fair Lives. This is like their protein drink.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, my mom love cair Life. It's the thirty grams
high quality proteins because they like it's chocolate milk. It's
one hundred and fifty calories the entire bottle. And I was.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Telling Greg it's super creamy, the chocolate milk. This is
a special drink.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
This is the meal I'm going to try it never.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
This is the good one, right, yeah, I like I
told you, I think it's I think it's really good.
I mean, like compared to like store brand full sugar,
full fat all that this is like the quote, it's
not going to be like yeah, it's it's got thirty
grams of of protein, which is good. It's better than
he's gains, Greg, it's better. It's better than drinking just

(04:13):
the store brand.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You can drink.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh it's good, right, Yeah, it's good. Is it like
Nestle it's really chocolate good? Oh yeah, I'll thank you.
I brought it as like my breakfast today, so I
hadn't had anything.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Greg, Again, I really that's that's lovely. But again, fifty
will have seventy percent less or sixty five percent less calories.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is not bad.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
It's not better than what than just fifty though, No,
it's it's.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
It's like like uh ice cream that ice cream melts
melted ice cream.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I will say that it has a little bit of
an aftertaste, but overall.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Really is it like in sure kind of no no tastes?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sure? Okay? Two grams of total sugar, zero added sugars,
thirty grams of protein, one hundred and fifty calories.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's yeah, okay, it ain't bad.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I have good embarrassing confession. I don't understand any of
that stuff. When you say the proteins like two grams
of sugar check.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Your great, it's very little of coke is like forty
eight grams insane?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, how much do you think you can bench now?
Oh so strong?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
These are pretty good?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, fair life, fair life. I get like a whole
case of them at Costco. I'm going to do a
side by side with the milk fifty.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Yeah, I mean you'll you'll shave way more calories off
with milk fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Drink as much as Greg is eating throughout the day,
it was just barely anything. Yeah, Like the one hundred
and fifty calories is not a bad thing but for Greg.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
But the chocolate milk, I hope it's not a gateweight
to Eminem's again you liquid gateway, some chocolate chip cookies.
We haven't got any so much Eminem's deliveries in quite
some time.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I know you haven't bad.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Thanks for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're welcome. This is welcome, Thank you. Yeah. I just
grabbed a couple on the way out of the door
because I grabbed one for myself. Uh, and then I
was like, oh yeah, great one of to try these
is really good, perfect size, available at the available at Costco.
Do you see their nostalgic. I think it's the the
Iranian diplomats. They're telling them they can't shop at Costco. Yeah,
I saw that, Yeah, because I guess people and Iran

(06:22):
have it so bad and people are living in poverty
and these guys are living high in the hog and
they're here doing business, and so it looks they go
to Costco. They go to Costco and they load up
on all these things you can buy in bulk, that
you can that you can't even buy, like certain things
you're not even able to buy in and Ran and
uh is that Iran or Iran? Iran? Okay, Iran anyway,

(06:45):
but anyway, so they're like now they're telling you like, Nope,
can't go to Costco, can't go to Sam's Club, can't
do these things. Well, I mean the people people in
your own country who you're here representing, like you just
can't go down there to derive.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Just bring a Costco to Iran.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So they're they're only able to know. I think they're sanctions.
I'm saying, like, yeah, Costco with a que. Yeah, so
they're with a queue no, but like they're only allowed now,
I guess, to purchase things that they need to get
from wherever they're staying, to the U N Good to
like the U N building and then back. Okay, don't

(07:22):
and don't come here and not one dollar fifty. That's
what I've been saying.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
By the way, Authentic Nancy Stilly.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Set us a text, Well, do your people better and
you'll be able to don't be dicks and you'll be
able to go to Costco. Yeah, life can be better. Faces.
I don't like these, Yeah, send a text over two
two nine eighty seven more Woody Shows. Next texts coming
up next on The Woody Show. I don't know. I
can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
To a Woody Show back in the mid.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
What's up, everybody, it's minutes. I hope you're enjoying the
Woody Show podcast. Just a heads up Tomorrow I'm gonna
be in Downey, California at Lazy Dog Restaurant from four
thirty to six thirty. That's tomorrow, September twenty fifth, from
four thirty to six thirty at Lazy Dog Restaurant doing
a bunch of giveaways for things like them, bar tickets,
concert tickets, merch and more.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So come on bye.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
That's Lazy Dog Restaurant, Downey, California, four thirty the six thirty.
In the meantime, keeping joined The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
This is the Woody Show. Hey more, I want the
back everybody. Yes, it is one day. It's September twenty fourth.
Today is a National Cherries Jubilee Day, and say is
National heart Shot that day. It's Bollywood Day today, also

(09:15):
lash Stylist Day. I know there's a lash stylist.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Tell you is I've lived on those and Morganism in
right now?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, but the person does the lashes, Yeah, does your
lash extensions yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh that right?

Speaker 9 (09:29):
I love.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I thought you do it yourself.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Greg's slash. Yeah, these are lash intensions that you do
one by one, you blue each one on each last.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
A girl's dumb makes it sounds so stupid more than
it really good. It sounds awful. Itsay is National Punctuation Day,
Greg Neat. It is also Old Women's Health and Fitness Day,
along with World Dense breast day.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Oh that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Dense.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
You have to give special mammograms.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oh yeah, know what now that you say that, My
wife has had to go back for the special mammigrants
because they said that.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Her boobs were too dense to.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
As I'm taking, so they couldn't get like a clear image, correct,
So she had to go for like this special same
you had to do it too, like calcified cans. Right,
dense breasts. Does it make them heavier?

Speaker 10 (10:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think it's just it for whatever reason, it's just you.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Know, problems. INDs. Yeah, I got the birthdays, the part
of birthday coming up here in just a moment. Menace.
What else happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Well, the TV show Dawson's Creek had a reunion event
in New York City that was helping raise money for
cancer organizations, and James Vanderbeek was supposed to be there,
but he.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Ba it wasn't he's got cancer or something doesn't.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
So he was supposed to be there and then he
backed out last minute, and uh so, but he ended
up doing a virtual appearance and I'm saying he didn't
look that great.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
But the rest of the cause cancer.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Yeah, he has been diagnosed with cancer since twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Three and he has like a thousand kids.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah, and he has a lot of kids. Does not
look too good, but hopefully he can turn it around.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Maybe he's just going through treatment of me. You know,
you look off when you're going through Why he didn't
want to go in the first place because he knew that,
you know, not looking so hard. Well, it was an
event that he was helping put together. He planned on
being there. Yeah, did like a pre recorded video. I
was just kind of glancing over the Today in History
stuff because I don't men it's like that, and there
was nothing all that interesting. But I did see on here.
It was today in nineteen ninety one that doctor Seuss

(11:46):
died and he he died he had a battle with
mouth CANCERU luk. So does it like you died from
mouth cancer.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He dipped a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, but you get it right.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I mean I can understand, like, you know, you
can get cancer the mouth, but the bread, I guess
it compromises your immune system just in general. So yeah, sucks.
Is there any complication of mouth.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
Can back in ninety one, I mean treatment I'm sure
was different back then.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, I didn't know that. I had no idea of
mouth cancer. Didn't know. Yeah. He was eighty seven years old,
so all right. Yeah, and he had a decent.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Life and apparently he was a lifelong smoker.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
We didn't make sense. I know, they do those screenings
when you go to the dentist, they'll do like the
mouth cancer.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Oh really, I don't think i've ever They.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Basically just grab your cheeks and squeeze. It's part of
my It's part of my every six months, you know,
check up.

Speaker 11 (12:44):
Did they ask you if you were a smoker? Because
I always say no, because I really wasn't.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Because is that way? I never got one other than
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, any lie, Yeah, and you say I don't smoke?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, and your teeth are all staying in the back.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Okay, Well, how about something fun John Cena Now he
has Peacemaker season two out right now, and I'm absolutely
loving it.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah like that? Yeah, Greg would like that. I think
you like it?

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Well, sounds like hear me out sea, Bess, I'm listening.
Did you watch the orgy scene yet where there's Wiener everywhere?

Speaker 10 (13:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
And you know, Greg, he is a sexual deviant. He
might enjoy it. It's very superhero. Yeah. Yeah, I think
you're a bigger fan of Wiener than even Greg is.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
I would think for comedy purposes like Peacemaker.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, not for sitting on, but just for laughing.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
It's not your typical superhero though, it's very it's Yeah,
they try to be funny and cute, but I think Greg.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
But even if it is superhero Jason, I'm yeah, John,
though I do love John l Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Would not try to be like kind of deadpoolly like they.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Very much think they're very cute.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
What's the name of the shoga.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
It's called Maker's Yeah, you know, you know, if it
was warmonger, he would love that.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, it was a sexual deviant hunter. Yeah. If it
was sex for ol deviant hunter, the then great? And
when did you start listening to sea bass? Greg? Give it?
But he knows great better than I did. He knows
it's superhero stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I like landing.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Greg, all right, yeah that you would like miss out
on the scene. I guess. Okay, how about this TV
show Catfish? Did you ever watch cat Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I love that show.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
TV show, Well, it's canceled after nine seasons, which I
thought it had more seasons than years. It has has
over two hundred episodes. It was actually based on a
twenty ten documentary about Neve, the host who got Catfish
and uh I think one of his family members started
recording it like dude drinking catfish and then made a
documentary make money.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Stand on that show because I do catch it every
once in a while. And then that the why are
they insist on holding cameras in people's faces and then
getting a video of the other person holding a camera
in a person's face. Yeah, it's just like that's our style,
but it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
And also I don't know, it just became very Jerry
springersh to me, where I didn't really.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Believe very fake. One is this stupid?

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Yeah, but Neve check this out? Great, Okay, you got
his real estate license, so that's cool. So I think
that's watched after Catfish.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I just got pitched on. There's there's ability of these
like data deletion services out there, ones called Incogniti. There's
nothing that one. There's another one I did sign up
for called delete me.

Speaker 10 (15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
I've been a deleting member since last year.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Based on what uh Gina told me about because every
time you sign up for something or whatever, all these
companies sell your data yea to all these people, so
like your stuff is is out there, and it's crazy
how many websites there are. Anyway, this one that was
pitching me, They're like, oh, as seen on Catfish. Oh
there you go. Yeah, like that that was That's what

(15:53):
they're leading with with their marketing campaign because I guess,
you know, when people are looking up to see if
someone's legit or not, or to try to find you,
to try to find the real person, I can put
the name or the number, the address or whatever. Yeah,
but yeah, delete me has been pretty good.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, I really like that one.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, well, just to recap a little bit, we brought
this up before, but moving on to South Park, they
just want to reconfirm that they were just late on
returning turning in the episode and they did not delay
it because of censorship.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But what about.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Reddit and four Chan. I'm sure they don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, every once in a while, there's just a coincidence,
you guys. Yeah, they already made.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
An episode about the kind of things that happened.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, and don't I don't feel like South Park would be,
especially those guys like I don't think that they would
be the ones to cave No, you know, not at all,
So yeah, look out for that.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Also, moving on to music, my Chemical Romance, they're gonna
be celebrating their twentieth anniversary of the Black Parade album
and they're going on tour next year starting in January.
They're gonna be overseas for a bunch of dates, but
in the US it's going to start in August all
the way until the end of the year, and the
first date in August will be in New York City.

(17:07):
So if you like to check out My Chemical Romance.
We asked, like, why aren't they doing all these vessels.
It is because they can.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Do it on their own and make a ton of money. Yeah,
they'll be, they'll be, okay.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Now, personal close friend of the show, his name was Sean.
His name is Sean White. He's not dead, but he
was in a relationship with this actress named Nina Dude.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Now, I know.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
She's in a bunch of stuff, but there wasn't like
one single movie I could highlight to say.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Everybody knows that movie well because.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
She was in De Grassy and she was in Vampire Diaries.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, she a lot of people know who she is.
She has like a bazillion followers on Instagram. And she
was Dame Sewn White, but she was engaged to Sean White. Yeah,
but they broke up. And now what I mean, do
you obsessed with the sugar kind of Yeah, she is
up your alley. But now she's been seen out with

(18:05):
Zach Effron.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I saw that on a yacht. Yeah. And you guys
say that Zach Effron looks kind of weird now but
not you guys.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Neck giant.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
But I look at these photos of them together and
they were hanging out on some yachts in Italy. He
looks normal, But I'm with you. Within in photos, I
think they're doing like weird stuff to him. They're giving
him like a ton of tanner and then like.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
But also like real live interviews, like he definitely had
some kind of filler slash injection.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, he said that you think people who are posting
photos are wasting time to make Zach Effron look.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
No, no, no, no no, no, I'm not I'm not saying that
he didn't get anything done, because he did admit that
he said that he like fell face first into a
planner box.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, give some surgery surgery.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Claims. Yeah yeah, it's like what was the boy band
where one of them said they got chlamydia from holding
a Koala bear? Like, okay, I'm sure that's how you.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Got yeah, yeah, yeah, the normal Yeah no again Yeah,
look at those photos he's looking he's looking normal again.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
He's just got a beard which helps cover that up. Yeah, true,
that all right.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Okay, Now there's a new trend out there, ladies, look
out for it. All these celebrity now, all these celebrity chicks,
they're going back to like non expensive handbags. Have you
noticed this trend?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Now? Before it's like, oh how much is that bag?

Speaker 7 (19:33):
It's ten grand? Oh it's five grand. Now the new
hot thing is guys, they're just like us. They are
just Jennifer Anderson was spotted out in New York City
with a handbag that was only one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Guys, nacho feel about this because I know you by
her very expensive person.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
She doesn't use does he use any of them?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
So she doesn't care?

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Yeah, she doesn't care. She does not cares. So that's
that's the trend. So fellas you might be in luck
this holiday season. The new hot bag might not cost
you a thousand dollars or is.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Never buy one?

Speaker 13 (20:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
And how bad does that piss off all the brand whorees,
like those people who just like walking around because something's
expensive or you know, now it's like it's not even
the cool thing now the cool things to have, like
something cheap that anybody can have you No week, All right,
todd four, your birthdays both shows Shiverday. We're gonna it's

(20:28):
Shiver Day. We're gonna sit the tag It's Shiver Day.
And you know you don't do what I will start
with the celebrities. Birthday to the WWE's billion dollar Princess,
Stephanie McMahon, who's married to Triple H. She's forty nine
years old today. Pittsburgh Steelers legend Mean Joe Green is
seventy nine. Actress Nea Vdarlos Bardalos from My Big Fat

(20:52):
Greek Wedding is sixty three. Has she done anything but.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Those who know right, not really, but I love those movies.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I think she does voice work movies. Ben Platt's another
person from the Pitch movies. He was Benji in the
Pitch Perfect movies. He's thirty two and actor Kevin Sorbo
Hercules is sixty seven. Your porno birthday today is Kira
Hot and today's birthday girl has a thirty four d
rack that have seen more hands than a Vegas poker

(21:21):
table and seventy five fine film she's been including Big
Boob Babe Gets Wild on the Public Train two months.
She was in Feast of Cleavage Volume one. Also Big
Booby Lesbian Liquors Rap. She was in four Gigantic Hooters,
Gone Frisky, Watermelons in Your Face Volume one. She was

(21:43):
in Jiggling Jugs two, and who can forget her unfordable
role in layved Pipe, Volumptuous, Busty, Bombshells, Seduced Plumber.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Alumptious, too wordy.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, that's Kira Kaira Hot. Everyone to say thirty two
years old today, that's your porno birthday, celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Wednesday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We'll
take the break, will come back more Woody Shows next,
Hang on the returns right after these messages. Welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(22:19):
it is the wood Show. It's Wednesday morning. We talked
about people who are on power trips from time to time,
Menace Greg talking about like venue people, people who work
at concert venues. Number one on the list one Foot
to the Lift, Yeah, power tripping all.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
I became best friends with the backstage cook at the
iHeartRadio Festival because the security he was like going crazy
on him when he was trying to get back to
the area so he could go work.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, clearly the guy's here working. Yeah, yeah, he's a
v I'm like, guy, he's okay. We're talking about the
security guard, the h O a security guard that was
trying to pull people over. Yeah, that's I will add
because I see more and more of these videos, you know,

(23:07):
like bail guys, bail bonds were like, yeah, they think
they're real cops. They had pants and they try to
pretend like they have more power legally, like more legal
power than they do. And the other people process servers,
you know, the people that like serve you, Yeah, like

(23:28):
they're legal legal adjacent. Yeah, but you have no real
like authority, like Mario Lopez got served with like this
person just being like a douche as if there's I
don't know there's like a there's a there's a powers
of that. And then in Kansas, this process server was
on the property of Travis Kelcey trying to serve deposition papers,

(23:52):
and the papers were for Taylor Swift course, because she's
in this legal drama between Blake Lively and the Justin
Bald Only thing and what happened on the set of
that movie. Anyway, the server showed up to the house,
it was like early in the morning, and when he
couldn't find a way onto the property, he jumped the
fence onto the I mean it's it's a private neighborhood allowed. Yeah,

(24:17):
Like you're a process server.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, you're basically a delivery boy.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, really trying to go above and beyond, you know,
and so got arrested. Yeah good, can't can't do that
charge with trespassing And it doesn't sound like you have
to serve those papers either. So if you ever don't
want to get served, live live in a gated home. Yeah, yeah,
gated community. You're behind behind some gates and more walls. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
But yeah, although avoiding service is not an excuse to
avoid the lawsuit. By the way, what's that you can't
just avoid you can't just hide. It's not like a
all the alioxen free, you know, like yeah, like they
have to show they made like a legitimate right, yeah,
and then published a newspaper or whatever. Like you can't
just knock to court forever.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Get basically served, right, sir, Well damn.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You got served.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
We had a served. I think it's yeah, okay, he served.
Oh yeah we did, sir. Oh yeah, okay, back when
that was cool slam, Like, when something that happened, we
were just like, oh damn, sir. Comically large, Jason disgusting,

(25:25):
the Woody Show mean, and we are into another new hour,
insensitively trending for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning.
It's September to twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. I'm morning.
That's great, gory. Hey, we got menace.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Wood Junior grad is here, there's Sea bass. Yeah, you
got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie text us. That's what's happening over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
We've got some of the trending news headlines. Actually some
some breaking news, that's right.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
Right, Yeah, out of Dallas reports coming in right now
about a bunch of people shot at the Ice Field
office within like the last hour. Three or four people
are in critical condition, one dead after a shooting at
the ice office, the gunman dead, two apparently after shooting
himself in the head. Cops swarmed the office check for
more shooters. A suspect was also found dead on a

(26:21):
nearby roof of an immigration lawyer's building. Still a huge
police presence over there while they try and figure out
what the hell is going on and what happened, So
we'll stay on that. Jimmy Kimmel made his big return
to Late Night last night after the whole indefinite six
day suspension it.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, yes, did you watch it clips?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
There was crying, I know, how do you pull that off?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
And a long standing ovation.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah. I thought the monologue was good. I listened to
an interview with the something that was in the audience
and they said that two monologues were made and they
said one of them was they said, kind of soft,
and one was super funny.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Well, he did have a fifteen minute monologue.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Here's part of it.

Speaker 14 (27:03):
I've been hearing a lot about what I need to
say and do tonight and the truth is. I don't
think what I have to say is going to make
much of a difference.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
If you like me, you like me.

Speaker 14 (27:12):
If you don't, you don't. I have no illusions about
changing anyone's mind, but I do want to make something
clear because it's important to me as a human and
that is you understand that it was never my intention
to make light of.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
The murder of a young man.

Speaker 14 (27:25):
I don't think there's anything funny about it. I posted
a message on Instagram of the daves killed, sending love
to his family and asking for compassion, and I meant it.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I still do.

Speaker 14 (27:37):
Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group
for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply
disturbed individual. I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie
Kirk represents anyone. This was a sick person who believed
violence was a solution and it isn't.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Ever.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
Yeah, he took some shots at the chairman of the
FCC too, calling it on American censor and bagged on
all the politicians who wanted the show to be suspended,
But he did have some nice words for Charlie's widow, Erica.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 14 (28:09):
A very beautiful moment. I don't know if you saw
this on Sunday, Erica Kirk forgave the man who shot
her husband. She forgave him. That is an example we
should follow.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
More crime.

Speaker 14 (28:23):
We believe in the teachings of Jesus as I do.

Speaker 10 (28:28):
There it was.

Speaker 14 (28:29):
That's it, a selfless act of grace forgiveness from a
grieving widow. It touched me deeply.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Good shit, it was a big night for him, you know.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, you get a lot.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
We gotta give him a break. It's not like he
cries all the time. Oh wait, you might not have.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
Been able to watch the show, by the way, depending
where you live, says We talked about Sinclair, which is
one of ABC's big affiliates, won't air the show. Next
Star isn't airing it. They both said they'd accept an
apology from Kimmel since they handle over fifty ABC affiliates
across the country.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
So we'll see how that was.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
What the monlogue was was an apologies, that's your things.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
They just haven't said that. I guess that they're accepting that.
They're going to do analysis right.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, So there was one thing I heard about where
he was talking about one of his old radio jobs
and how he got support from one of the old
bosses that fired him from a radio job back in
the day. That was kind of funny.

Speaker 14 (29:26):
I've heard from a lot of people over the last
six days. The guy who fired me from my first
radio job in Seattle, where we are not airing tonight,
by the way, Seattle, his name is Larry. In nineteen
eighty nine, Larry tried to force me to do a
bit called Jokes for Donuts, where people will call him
with a joke and I would give them donuts.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Good idea.

Speaker 14 (29:46):
I refused to do it, and then I made a
lot of fun of Larry for suggesting it, and eventually
Larry fired me and I had to move back in
with my parents.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
But that's a very radio story.

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Remember last year when that fifty nine year old guy
tried to assassinate then former President Trump on the golf
course in Florida. Well, he was obviously arrested, and yesterday
he was convicted. The dude decided to represent himself in
court and yeah, oh, we'll get there. He was hit
with five federal charges, including attempting to kill a presidential
candidate and assaulting a federal officer. Prosecutors made it clear

(30:21):
that the jury to the jury that this guy had
a plan, and because of that, the jury only need
a couple hours to make their decision. The shooter claims
he never meant to pull the trigger, but Jerry wasn't
buying that, and that's when things got crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Just in case. Oh my god, we're sitting there going
what decision. He's not crazy, Maybe we made the wrong decision.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
After they read the verdict, he grabbed a pen and
started trying to stab himself In the next Yeah, his
daughter sitting behind him screaming for someone to.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Let him do it. She's like, I'm going to work
to get you out of jail. Oh boy.

Speaker 9 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
He was brought back later, is shackled by the way,
and he'll be sentenced in mid December.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
I love when they represent themselves because you know it's
going to be good. Well, I'm sure you're not going
to want to.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Be like Jeams day mom. You know the MoMA galliy
Day Bell. Yeah, she did that too. So speaking of
crazy chicks, this crazy chick who tried to scam her
way into taking over Graceland just got sentenced over four
years in prison.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
That prosecutor, say, Lisa.

Speaker 11 (31:23):
Janine Finley pretend this is right out of a movie,
pretended to be an investor, a male investor, by the way,
and claimed that Lisa Marie Presley had taken out a
four million dollar loan and used Graceland as collateral. Finley
came up with forged documents, fake signatures, notary stamps, and
the whole thing came to light when Lisa Mariee Lisa
Marie Presley's daughter, you know, actress Riley Keoh, she filed

(31:43):
the lawsuit and that's when investigators ended up finding that
Finley even sent emails to the media pretending to be
a West African identity thief.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
So like, oh I was hacked, it's fraud for West Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
This is in Finley's first rodeo. She's done this a
few times. She has a wreck to financial scams, romance fraud,
and was arrested on church romance.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
It's going to be a good documentary.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh my god, I'm sure it'll be soon, dude.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
There was another crazy scammer chick Boston. That think is
where it happened. Forty four year old woman Monica Cannon
Grant is her name. Self proclaimed activist Greg pled guilty
in court eighteen counts of federal fraud misusing donations. She
took in over a million dollars in donations for her
nonprofit called Violence in Boston, telling people the donations were

(32:32):
going toward violence reduction, community programs, things like that was
giving her money, all those generic terms. Took in over
a million dollars in donations, but what she really used
that money for was rent, vacation, She went shopping, She
used it a beauty salons, car payments.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
All that stuff so she wouldn't get violent.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah. She also illegally obtained about one hundred thousand dollars
in the pandemic unemployment benefits. So she's screwed. Yeah, type
of people on the news. I'm a neighborhood activists.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, and the community organizer.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Salary found out there's a lot of money in that man,
because yeah, because governments if like, apparently this chick knew
what she was doing to a degree, if you know
the right forms to go.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
After the right life.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Because there's this guy that I'll follow who was he's
like an ex filmmaker. That's why I was following him online.
And then I'm like, oh, this guy's kind of a
scam artist because he's scamming all these like green funding things,
because his first thing was like how to pick up
garbage in the ocean, and then suddenly he pivoted to
picking up garbage in the Philippines, and like these companies
are just like setting him money to like do these projects.

(33:36):
But constantly he's changing his product.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, as long as it's companies and it's not crowdsourcing.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
It, well, I'm assuming some of it's from the government
as well. And well we learned from the the Kyrie thing,
like these fake tree things that like people are getting
money from all this these green initiatives.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Don't worry, we'll make you whole.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
I want the I want everything to be green, and
I want like solar power and all that kind of crap.
But there's so much scamming him.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
Well, we need to get ready for the robo umps
because they're a here. MLB made the announcement yesterday that's
starting next season, they're going to use the child so
they're they're kind of rolling it and slowly they're using
the challenge system for balls and strikes full time.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Each team will have two challenges at the start of
the game, and only pitchers and hitters will be able
to call for a challenge. If the challenge holds up,
the team can keep their challenges and use them again,
basically until it fails. MLB says the move will help
the pace of the game also cut down on ejections
over bad balls and strike calls.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
So we'll just get it right. If you have the
technology to get it right, let's do that.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
But this is the first step in just replacing.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Sure, yeah, you don't need that dude behind the play
it is. That's a job, lazer. That's a job that
robots and AI can for sure replace. But you want
the guy to stand there at least right for just
for the vision to make. I'm saying, if it makes
the purest happy until they die off, you know eventually,
like the old time.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
People are like, yeah, whatever, you're a baseball guy, or
I was a baseball guy.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Baseball's lost or a hardcore hardcore dude. Little bits and
pieces over the years, man, baseball has really lost me
a hardcore fans.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
With all the changes, that hasn't brought you back.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
So it's so faster. I like the I like the
pitch clock thing.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Don't you like a sport where there's somebody almost humping
somebody else. Yeah, like all times, I like the I
like the pitch clock thing.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's that's good. They sped it up a little bite.
At least they admit that we need to pick up
the pace. This is boring. Yeah, but where did they lose?
You just the games were going super long. I lost
interest in a lot of the players, Like there was
no like, there was no like a star that I
was like kind of gravitating toward. And it was just
it just it got really slow, really boring being at

(35:37):
the game because juicing, Okay, being at the game still
a lot of fun. Yeah, watching on TV is excruciating.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Nice Na, Yeah, what were we going to say we
just had a fifty to fifty player, you know, oh, Tani,
we have several fifty's.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Imagine when there's like there are twenty of them, what
are you talking about the whole A's team.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Think of how much more accepted there could be if
we were just like open and uh accepting of juicing. Yeah,
like everybody be bombing eighty home runs a year. Yeah,
dude out of the park into the parking lot. And
outside the stable.

Speaker 12 (36:17):
That would be exciting.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Tickets. Yeah, watch run Derby if you want to right, true, Well,
remember the two How could we forget the two employees
from the Astronomer company who are caught on camera the
Cold Blake concert not having an affair. Well, according to
a report from People, that's what happened.

Speaker 11 (36:34):
A source close to the former HR chick says there
was no romantic relationship between her and the CEO despite
what everyone saw, and she says, quote, it was inappropriate
to be hugging your boss at a concert, and she
accepts full responsibility for that. But the scandal, the downfall,
the loss of the job, it's all unfair. Both the
CEO and the little HR side piece resigned from Astronomer
after the whole thing went viral. I can't imagine situation

(36:57):
where I'm not boning my boss and he's just like.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Let's just sway to this. Yeah, let's swaying and like
very touchy feely. And I still can't picture.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Yeah, a hug from behind, Okay, Yeah, nobody's nobody's believing
they weren't having an affair.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
This is clearly some chick who's just taking up for
her girl.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yeah, right, yeah, right, exactly what they did say on
the woman, her husband and them they were separated.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Her husband even came out and said, but.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Not the CEO and his wife.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah that part.

Speaker 11 (37:34):
Well, we got some good news for all us old
school Toys r US kids, the toy store that we
all remember from our childhood loved, of course, making a
big comeback, plans to open ten new flagship stores and
twenty holiday pop ups by the end of the year.
The company went bankrupt back in twenty seventeen, but they've
been rebuilding since twenty twenty one when WHP.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Global bought it.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
Already some locations in places like New Jersey, Minnesota, Chicago, Texas.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's not like macy Stores and some Toys r US.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
One at the Dallas war Worth Airport event, but more
are coming California, Colorado, Iowa, Maryland, Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I want to see the standalone stores again, yeah, Jeffrey,
not a section inside of a Macy's. I want to
like drive by.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
And see the full box store.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Would that'd be full circle? It goes from Toys r
US Spirit Halloween right back to to that'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
You are gonna be able to see at least in
a movie coming out about that. I want to man,
it looks really cool, very nostalgic.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, but uh yeah, like the Toys r Us thing
man that was. That was a bummer when that one.
I saw an old nostalgia ad. You know people post
on on Instagram the like we were the eighties old ads.
Yeah it was. It was one of those like newspapers,
newspaper circulars for KB toys. Oh of course Nintendo was

(38:52):
on there and some other things like ah rip.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
My favorite thing is at toys arrests when you would
get the ticket because I would have the item too big.
They wouldn't have all the items on the shelves. You
give the ticket and then you take it up the
rest so you pay for it, and then they would
go in front of the video games.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
It was like a little blue vinyl pocket. They had
all the little tickets in the front that had like
what it was and how much it was, and you'd
take one of those slips and you bring it up
to the We didn't have I don't want to grow.

Speaker 9 (39:22):
Choice wreckage. They got a million test.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Up to this kids.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Just in case you're wonderingly harsh key change, we.

Speaker 15 (39:34):
Got the best for so much less you broke trains to.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Try to want to go up because.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
More toys rip.

Speaker 7 (39:56):
My childhood, Toys Arrest was so lit because right next
to it was Chuck E Cheese and across the street
was like go karts and man and off Fourth of
July everybody would go in the parking line and watch fireworks.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
I do think kids now would lose their mind over
Toys r Us because they just go to Target and
there's a little section, but they're us.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
It's not a toy store, right.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, my kids sixteen thirteen, they remember, they remember Toys
r Us the last Yeah, you know, not the way
that we had. It still wasn't the same, but we
had a good.

Speaker 15 (40:31):
Show.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I am your senior listeners. I was that a concert
the other day and your people were there and I
talked to them and said.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Doesn't show me.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
They three nobody in your show.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I think they're all shuck show.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Best.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You know this dude, I know him. I don't know
how old he How old is the guy Atlanta morning
radio guy Bert Oh? Probably mid fifties, is.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
He really?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
He's the fifties, got to be.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
He's a he's a divorced though, so he stays, he
stays fit, what he's getting, he's getting married.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh, there you go. And he just announced yesterday his retirement.
No way he's picking. Yeah, I just is he really? Well,
I had no idea I would have now, I would
have not thought he was fifty eight. That's that's closer
to a retirement than I than I thought. And he's
been doing that show for twenty five years. He's ripped
in tan Yeah in short, Wow, Yeah, he is almost

(41:37):
he's a really he's a really nice dude some people. Yeah,
I mean really, he's really nice to me. He's always
been super nice to me. Sure you're not competing with him? Well,
I mean yeah, I guess I understand that to a
certain degree. I mean I personally, I don't. I don't
operate that way. That used to be a big thing
more in the nineties especially, and then in the like

(41:58):
even the early two thousands, there would be these radio
wars where like one show would want a battle with
another show. I remember in Anchorman, like would rumble. Yeah,
like they never met, they never talked to bert Is
in Atlanta, where Seedbass used to be on the radio,
he did Oh yeah, Now I might have deserved it.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
I was in turn at the time, and again my
fault I was all interns pay attention to this as
a learning experience. And so our show was doing this
thing where we like, it's kind of like an Opien
Anthony attack the media sort of thing where they try
to get on, try to get on other shows, try
to screw with other people, that sort of thing. And
so I thought, oh, I can get on the Bird Show.
They're right down the hall.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Easy.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
So they were doing this topic about, you know, because
the early morning radio show, about professions where you don't
get much sleep, and I thought, oh, oh I could.
I got an idea, so I called it. Yeah, I'm working,
uh like I'm doing my residency as a you know,
a clinician in the emergency room. Like, okay, we'll put
you on, and I said, I said, oh yeah, I
get so a little sleep sometimes. At one time, I
saw another radio DJ we both knew, come in and

(43:04):
he like, in one day he paid for like three
different women's abortions. Yeah, the problem was hilarious prank call.
But the problem was one of his interns was down
the hall overheard me making that phone call. Yeah, so
don't crap where you eat. So I mean, yes, but
what's what's the big deal about that? Well, the big
deal is I called a a I called a soccer

(43:26):
Mom show the bird Show, by the way, not Howard Stern.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I called the soccer Mom show. It made an abortion
joke about a different radio DJ. They they don't like that.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
It's not on formats.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
It sounds very scandalous, you know what I mean, Like,
look at look at all those shows that do appeal
to women. You know, where someone Oh my god, she
got rid of it.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
We do love the hot guys, hot drama. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I will say this. I will.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
I will appreciate the people who fought for me. I
only got a three week suspension, which three weeks. He's
already unpaid intern. So yeah, he's always been super cool.
But these these radio wars are still I think, to
this day big in Florida. I don't know what it
is in the water in Florida, you know, with the

(44:13):
with the with the radio people in Florida. But dude,
these guys love a good like fight fight between other shows.
Who cares we all do the same thing about the
hot goss.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't really care. I'm not the person to start
the radio war, you'll finish it. But I don't have
a problem my problem, I guess my point is I
don't have a problem with anybody. Like you're doing your thing,
we're doing our thing. But man, there are some people
that just like they they want to, like, you know,

(44:44):
get other shows to engage and so they can start
this battle on the air like they're talking crap about them,
and they talk crap about the other show, and somehow
the listeners are supposed to care about this stuff.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
It was a bigger deal when you had nowhere else
to go. But now, correct, you have a thousand options
on your phone at all times. It's not it's not
a limited pie anyway. So I saw this thing yesterday.
I'm like, damn, said, he's retiring. Isn't that like Sea
Bass's dream. What's it called? What's the acronymic? Financial independence
retire early?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Now fire fire fire fire yeah, fire yeah, so financial
independence retire early? I saw, Okay, So he well he's
closer because he's getting married, and he said he wants
to travel, and so I hit up a couple. I
used to have his phone number, we don't have night Yeah,
he changed it. Well, I reached out to what I

(45:31):
thought was his number and it was not his anymore.
And then I reached out to somebody else and they said, no, man,
I just talked to him, and I think it's legit
because I thought maybe it was like some kind of
contract thing. It was up in the company that he
works for didn't want to you know, pay him, or
he was going to cut his pay or you know,
one of those kind of things and just walk away.
But he's made good money for Oh yeah, he's.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
If he hadn't been divorced, probably could have retired ten
years ago. Really, Oh yeah, Oh he's been doing great
for a long time.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, I mean he's he's had a big show in
Atlanta for a long time, which is a big market,
and you know, made some good money and god right,
he's had to have saved at least two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars, which is like Braig has said, you know, yeah,
you never seen me again. I also thought about Sea Bass,
because are you still trying to get your account back

(46:19):
for the cartnarks account? I got that.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
I got the Facebook account back. TikTok is maybe hard harder, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Saw YouTube made an announcement yesterday saying they're going to
allow previously banned accounts to apply for reinstatement.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
A lot of people got nuked for suspicious reasons.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
This was yeah, this was a let's see a place
applies to channels that were posting either COVID or election
related misinformation offenses that previously carried a lifetime ban. Now, Google,
according to the article here, has publicly acknowledged that it
censored political speech under pressure from the Biden administration, admitting
in a letter to the House Judiciary Committee that the

(46:58):
former administration pressured the company to remove content that did
not violate YouTube's on policies. So they they canceled a
bunch of these like lifetime bands. So much of it
was the cod things. Yeah, same thing with Facebook, Facebook, Yeah.
And so now it's a limited pilot project open to
a subset of creators as well as channels that were

(47:19):
terminated under the old policy. And so yeah, because there's
all this pressure that were saying the article about these
tech companies, they're you know, you know that were they
were caving to kind of like the Jimmy Kimmel thing,
And a lot of it was just caving to administration wishes. Yeah,
and not necessarily to what was violating the terms of service.
So if you got kicked off of YouTube for some

(47:42):
kind of COVID video, welcome back. You can play back
show years later.

Speaker 11 (47:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and the first video back is anyways,
So as I was saying about.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
COVID space lasers and yeah, eight seven seven forty four wooding,
you can send us a text to He said that
was over to two to nine eight seven show people
doing what they gotta do make ends meet over in Ohio.
School administrator looking for a way to make some extra cash,

(48:14):
you know, so he hatched a plan. He got eleven
of the district's lawnmowers, traded them into a local vendor,
and then and then bought seven of the traded in
lawnmowers under a friends and family discount, paid nearly six
thousand dollars for the mowers, and then took five of
the seven that he bought and he listed them on

(48:36):
Facebook marketplace for nearly fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I admire his entrepreneurial spirit do this.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, yeah, So the school board found out, probably because
you know, school's wondering, hey, where the hell are all
the lawnmowers, and he's been suspended or he was suspended
initially but then he has since resigned.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
It's probably, dude, I mean to go into house.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It's yeah, it's like a lawnmower laundering totally.

Speaker 16 (49:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, you take them, you sell them, you buy them
back at the friends and family discount and take them
over to them these Facebook mark at that idea.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
He did pretty good job.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, why wouldn't he just put them back like you
got the cash right, right? Like take the difference. Yeah,
that's that's the scam.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
I know you could have made out with this and
probably got away with because now you're leaving a trail
three different ways to your crime.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, so we yeah, we did, dude, take it out. Man,
it's hold on. So I'm not really good at word
problems again, So how about he tell me how he
would have made out and did he buy them back
then at a discount? So he took them, right, he
traded him into a local vendor. Yep, he bought seven
of the eleven of them back under a friends and

(49:48):
family discount. So he paid about six thousand dollars for
the seven out of the eleven mowers. He still would
have some missing though. Then he took five to seven,
so it's like that thing that gable. Then he took
five to seven that he bought and he listened them
on Facebook marketplace for nearly fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Just do that.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
He should have done all of them then like sell
them all and then buy them all back at a discount.
Pocket the difference, yeah, or is there a difference? So
that's the question because that the vendor has to make
their and too, right, So that's that's the difference right there.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Aproaly, how many people really know, like what type of
lawnmowers they had? Exactly? Yeah, five different ones by a
riding mower.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yeah, you know, and say, hey, I was being effishent
it's eleven regular ones. I got one big riding mower.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah. Didn't you work with somebody that would just sell
stuff to make money?

Speaker 10 (50:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, there was a guy. Yeah, there was a guy
at one of the radio stations. His name is Tom
since passed away the rest in peace, but yeah he was.
He took the laptop, the station issued laptop, and he
pawned it. Oh and then he would take like lamps
from around. Yeah, he was selling those to do that

(50:59):
he was. He was taking all kinds we could.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Okay, you know those conversation pods we have here that
are like, oh yeah, sales area which is.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Like fifty has anyone ever been in there exactly?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
So that these are like what these are like the
size of two or three. Look up telephone boosts.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Seems to be telephone boost The idea is, if you're
sitting around in a big sales area.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Which is an open concept, right, it's open concepts. So
everybody's in these cubes that don't even have like tall
walls between.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
So we paid for no privacy. Now we're going to
pay to have privacy and privacy room. Well, it's to
make the office look more kind of techy.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I think it's like a suicide idea.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Yeah, exactly, that's what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
No one's ever used these. I've not seen one person
ever ever.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
There's two or three of them, and they, like Gina said,
there are fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
I want to get in there.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
See it. There's no venting. It's a tiny little room.
Check it out. Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
There's ventilation. Do you see venting going they're pumping something
into there.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
No, and it's not really soundproofyi there, Yeah, they're not.
It's one of those well I'm saying, it's just one
of those things that it looks cool. It looks cool.
I don't even know if it's not. Well, I understand,
like you don't like that. I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Look, yeah, we had cubicles before. That would rule to
have a cubicle. Yes, and now people not only is
it open concept, they're all facing each other.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Well, the good thing is, Greg, we got rid of
that problem because we fired fifty percent of the people.
So now the person across we.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Fired you and paid for the cube for paid for
the space over there. But look at our cube. It's awesome.
But I'm going to sell that. And we have ninety
four flat screen TV. Well, I mean, and if you're
looking to make some extra money, I guess yeah you
can do. You can flip the conversation cube or what
they call yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Nursing station.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, you flip it. Make sure it comes back, just
say it was out for repair. Wait, don't you have
another guy that got a boat?

Speaker 10 (52:42):
Right?

Speaker 16 (52:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, there was a sales guy. Yeah, same radio station,
same radio station. There was a sales guy and he
was working with this local dealership that was selling like
jet skis and things like that. And uh yeah, so
we had a couple of jet skis that he was
quote store in his garage for the radio station to
give away. So his client gave him the Hey, here's

(53:05):
the two jets skis that you guys are gonna be
giving away as part of this promotion. So they did
the whole thing. I guess the station ran the whole
thing on the air, but then he never actually gave
them away. He just kept the jet skis and he
got busted and the winner is John Smith. Like hopefully
the person who wins won't care about the jet ski again.

(53:29):
Different time. They did the whole thing on the air.
I'm sure the business itself wave Runners plus or whatever. Yeah,
they got their mentions, they gave the jet skins, so
they did their part out of sight, out of mind.
And why would he store them. It's a jet ski store,
and you know it's crazy, you know it's crazy. The
closest lake was like an hour and a half away.

(53:50):
It wasn't even like he lived on a lake, like yeah,
so it's like you'd have to toe these things. Did
he want the jet ski or did he want to
get them. I don't know. I don't know what is is.
You know, he and he just ended up with them.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Yeah, you know what happened, Like did they come to
them from his home? Did he admit to doing it
and say, oh, yea I have those?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, they fired him. I don't know what they did
with the jet skis, but yeah, he these jets keys.
He was fired. I don't know if he ended up
keeping the jets Keys left. I'm saying I don't know,
but I'm saying I don't know if they turned him
into the cops. I think they might have just fired him,
like oh okay, well and just fired him. Ye say
that used to be on the lake. Yeah, I mean

(54:30):
that used to be a thing when I worked at
radio stations in the nineties. Like the people in the
promotion's office, like the interns and street teamers and stuff.
They would take the promotional CDs, like because record companies
would send hundreds of free of the latest Green Day
CD or whatever it was for the station to give
away win a new copy of Green Day's latest out,

(54:51):
and they would take those down to the CD exchange
and they would trade them in for the cat and
even if we got I might have done that if
you got three bucks or two bucks, you know, for
money something that they were going to turn around because
brand New still on the plastic wrap and everything. And
you know if you got two bucks for it, they're
gonna turn around sell for sixteen because brand New.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
You didn't care because you just grabbed it from the
promotions claus. Does they do like they do with you know,
I don't know, cans of beer, like not for individual sale.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Jewel case they would do it, but they would still
take them. Yeah, they would take them because you say,
oh I won this. We would even just sell the
cases too.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Even if you got an did they know there was
nothing in it?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Well, yeah, in them. They took them. Never never did that,
Never did because I was so like, I only wanted
to be in radio since I was a little kid,
and I was so worried about doing something like that
to get fired. Now I ended up getting fired plenty
of times over really dumb stuff. I should have sold
the CD I know, the lamp.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
The jazz station put out their own CDs, so there
was a closet full of them. We would get eleven
bucks per CDZA.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Jazz people got money. Damn, it's crazy. Yeah, same station.
Another guy got really high, took the station van and
then abandoned it on the side of the highway. Yeah,
because people thought it got stolen. He just went and
grabbed the keys, went on a bender and it turned
up on the side of like I seventy, like between
Saint Louis and Kansas City, somewhere. Cool. He did the

(56:19):
right thing.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
You realize you shouldn't be driving.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I was the assistant program director of the radio station
at the time, and so somehow I'm the one that
got the call from the police saying, hey, we have
your station vehicle. I'm like, where the hell was that?
It was just a bandit on the side of the
of the interstate. And it turns out dude had gone
on a drug bender. Yeah, and they get out and
then they found him about fifteen miles away in someone's
backyard in their hot tub. Oh just chilling. All right,

(56:44):
We're gonna take a break more. What he shows next thing.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
An entire chicken farm.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Have you lost your mind? You disgusted me? Show me
right back? Did a Woody show? Remember right along for you?
This morning going to open at eight seven, seven forty

(57:10):
four Woody check in with us over to two two
nine eight seven. During the Guardians Tigers game last night,
the Guardian's d H David fried he was trying to
lay down a bunch and he took a ninety nine
mile an hour fastball right between the eyes. Oh yeah, dude, brutal.

(57:31):
That's not how you do it. I mean so much
blood laid out in the batter's box for several minutes.
He was taking to the hospital. Team says they'll have
an update on his condition later on today. Stick in
the face. You hit him right in that face.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
And it's not like you're not, especially in a bunt. Yeah,
maybe that's why, because he was not looking out of
the side of his face.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Maybe. Yeah, I don't know, it's weird. How do you
look at the side of your face?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I got it there, good, like yeah, rough one though, man.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah. Major League Baseball is also acknowledged that you know
what pistop fans have already been saying, that's what they've
been saying. The league says, I love this term here
all the time. Bad actors, so criminal, scammer, scumbags. In
this case, they've been able to access tickets on the
MLB ballpark gap and then resell them on the secondary

(58:21):
market or you know, sub hubs, you know, seat geek
things like that, and so they're just you know, stealing
and reselling these things. That's why it's hard to find
decent priced tickets. How they doing this though? In their statement,
MLB says the access was gained by the scammers through
passwords obtained or deciphered through other sources, and the league

(58:42):
says they're working tiresly to address the matter and protect
the fans. A lot of people are given the Live
Nation CEO a lot of crap because he says that
concert tickets. Now, I being that we work in radio,
I've not purchased a concert ticket in about a billion years.
The bill dollars Okay, now that's my understanding, and I
see when we announced these different things and how much

(59:05):
things are. But the the the Live Nation CEO and
has taken a lot of crap for this, says that
the tickets are actually undervalued. Yeah, like you know, he
because they're actually a pretty good deal. He's pointing to
other things like these sporting events or these other things
overpriced too. Yeah, yeah, he's like the overpriced. He goes, well,
compared to that, you know, you're actually.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
Getting pare of them, and also the keys, all the
convenien quote unquote convenience fees. Like you hear the musicians
all the time being like, we're not charging that. It
wasn't our decision scales.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Isn't that like a shady lady math We talked about
that like fellas, like when your wife goes, oh, well
so it actually these towels were on fail yeah, shady
lady math. Right, yeah, well normally it's sixty dollars, but
I had this price coupon code thing for whatever, and

(59:57):
then you combine that it was prime so cash. Yeah, yeah,
so that they don't need bucks. Next thing, you know,
it's almost like you've been paid to take this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
All that is laughable. But the thing is, why are
the tickets automatically within seconds on resale sites?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Yeah? Yeah, that's the issue.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
They're buying them up and reselling.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
The conspiracy theory person and says that they're in on it. Yeah,
you know, because that's just another revenue stream. They're all looking.
Everybody's looking for different revenue streams. Yep. They'll take it
and then as long as they have some kind of deniability.
They'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Yeah, we don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
There's getting sold, right, and to the CEO of whatever
Live Nations point, So, twenty eight dollars in nineteen eighty
four was a big price for a Michael Jackson show
Madison Square Garden twenty eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Twenty eight bucks today that would be.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Eighty seven dollars if Michael Jackson was at Madison Squirrel
or let's forget it, would not be a Michael Jackson
the equivalent today Taylor Swift for instance, those are thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean. And then somebody on the
text bring up a good point. Try to park at
least one hundred eighty dollars of the last one they
went to. That's from the eight one eight texting over.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Now they will argue, well, you dummies are paying it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
On the side, you've.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Already invested four hundred dollars per ticket. Now what are
you going to do? Not park at the venue?

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
Well, but you pay that, Yeah, you dummies to stop going.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
At least refreshments and merch is free.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Oh yeah, wait everybody wait now yeah. The US government
has abandoned a proposed rule that would have required airlines
to compensate passengers up to seven hundred and seventy five
dollars for the long delays. Remember that story, Yep. So
the government's like, yeah, we're not doing that. They moved
on on that. So in response to major airlines, they

(01:01:44):
are pressing for even broader changes like oh, well, if
you guys are going to go for that. So they
have all their people who are you know, working the
government officials and things lobbies yep, and a letter to
the Department of Transportation the industry lobbyists. They've outlined a
sweeping set of regular deregulatory requests, among them the elimination
of mandatory refunds for canceled flights why, the rollback of

(01:02:07):
all in pricing rules that require full fare transparency, and
the removal of requirements ensuring that families can sit together
without additional fees. I agree with that. So the proposals,
if they're adopted, would significantly scale back the existing customer protections,
but the Department of Transportation has said it remains committed
to enforcing all the protections that were enacted by Congress. Now,

(01:02:29):
typically the law makers, according to the article, will pass
the consumer laws and the Department of Transportation is just
responsible for creating and enforcing the rules that implement them.
Yeah right, so yeah, so they believe that with all
the stuff that the airlines are requesting, that yes, they'll
get rid of the required seven hundred and seventy five

(01:02:51):
dollars compensation for long delays. They'll get rid of that,
But then they'll keep their request all right, I'm sorry,
they'll they'll they'll they'll get rid of the requirement for
transparency pricing, so it'll still be like where you go
on and say, oh, the price is twenty nine bucks cool,
and by the time you check out, it's two hundred

(01:03:12):
and twenty athletes, which happens constantly. But I've never had
an issue with that either, because if you get to
the end, once you get to the end of the process,
before you put your credit card in, it tells you
how much it's going to be, I know, and you
can make the decision at that point if you want
to buy it. I don't even want to go through
the process. You just wasted my time.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
It's a psychological trick. It's why certain websites, you know,
for certain things, they'll say before telling you what the
price is of whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Let's say we'll go be, they'll say how old are you,
what's your height, what's your way? Your goals?

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Because you've invested emotional and time resources into this thing already.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
And at the end when they.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Put five hundred dollars, yeah, right, And if you saw
a different flight somewhere else, you're like, oh wait, the
other one was four hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Actually was cheaper. It just didn't look like there was
a big article about like how we own nothing. Right,
So you buy a movie on Apple iTunes and you
take away yeah, if it's no longer available, like you
purchased it, but you purchased the right. Basically, you don't
own the movie the way you did when you own
the Blu rays. You don't own physical digital. You don't
own the digital stuff. You owned a physical copy when

(01:04:11):
you bought it. But also now with these programs, whether
it's Microsoft Office for example, you know, used to go
and you buy one hundred and forty nine dollars or
whatever it was two hundred bucks, and you own the
software and you would just use it. They would send
you updates to security things or whatever every once in
a while for a handful of years, and then four
years later you'd buy the new one for two hundred bucks.

(01:04:32):
Now basically it's a subscription. Yeah, you're renting it. Yeah,
the same thing we talked about Adobe, Yeah, same thing.
Jacking up price, Yeah, jacking up the price on that stuff.
And so you're just locked in the subscription things. Everybody, dude,
everybody's just raping you. Well, and that's what everybody. Just
bend over and take it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
That's what happened with phones to remember, you just buy
your phone, yeah, and you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:55):
Can.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
There's an extra fee if you buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
See I didn't get the extra fee if you bought
it because I got the new iPhone. Yeah. I've been
doing that where I just purchase it. You do upfront.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, but there used to be because I just had
to buy a new phone too. They used to be
if you paid monthly, you paid more. But if you
paid all right, like the first day, you paid a
little bit less.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Interesting.

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
But now it's the same.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
That's what I'm saying, yeah, exactly basically about it on
a firm.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Yeah, I mean that that's built into your contract.

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
But it's the same now, so it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
So it's just all these all these little things that
get you nickel and dime yeah, eight seven seven, you
can't upgrade until you've paid off xmoult see. And that's
that's the reason I started buying upfront, because I'm like,
I don't like the idea that if I, if I
want to get rid of this phone today, I want,
I want to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
That's not up to you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
I don't get rid of it right now. I don't
need somebody telling them, all, well, you know you still
haven't made you know, whatever payments schedule. Ye hit eighty percent? Right,
so yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, send us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Morgan
needs our help, you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:05:58):
Yeah. Please.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
She's considered entering a couple of things. There are some
job opportunities out there in addition to the Woody show.
We'll set that out there just so right, this is
not These are like little side gigs. But the thing
is she she found them online, like on was it
Craigslist jobs.

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
It's not old school, y'all. Craigslist is still thriving.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Yeah, so I don't know what these jobs are because
as soon as she told me it was like Craigslist
job section, I said, do me a favor, just over
the next week or so, just find a couple that
you're legitimately interested in and then bring them in and
tell us about it. Now, my instinct tells me this

(01:06:42):
is probably a bad idea to take a to take
a Craigslist job. I'm imagining it's like cake farting.

Speaker 12 (01:06:48):
I put in the search button and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Things like that. All right, so she'll tell us about
some of these job opportunities, will help guide her. All right, Yeah,
it'll be good and will be her Craigslist job, sirpa, yeah,
or pimp yah or the show now before we go
given Morgan too much crappier?

Speaker 12 (01:07:15):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Somebody on the text makes a point, and I could
see where this would be the case because Morgan, if
you're just tuning in, she was telling me kind of
a brief, casual conversation about how she is looking at
some of these other side gigs, like what will Morgan
do for money kind of thing, no more cans and
about too much money? Are you still doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Okay, yesterday, wish them Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I don't know. I thought there was like a one
and done, like just too much, too much work for
too little return.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
I mean, it is not that much work, so might
as well make you know, twenty bucks every couple of months.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Series, But anyway, so she was saying how she was
looking at these couple job opportunities. Oh what are you talking?
Where are you finding these? She Craigslist? Yeah, I said,
I don't know. I'm just picturing Hady like the Craigslist
freak of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
And yeah, sure there is some of that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah. Text here eight three one says Craigslist can be
legit for jobs because Indeed and Zip recruiter are oversaturated.
It's rare to get a reply. I had the opposite
experience with Craigslist.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Okay, my dad uses Craigslist like crazy, he does. You know,
so in the auto industry, I know it's a big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
How was it using? Uh? I think I never got
the job through these things like the Indeed, the Zip recruiters,
the Lindens, the things like that?

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Do you hear back from people?

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
To be honest, these days, it's mostly just recruiters that
just like they look at your LinkedIn and then they
reach out to you on behalf of other companies. Okay,
but I'm saying if you go on like a Zip recruiter,
But I do you to apply yourself? You yeah, going
to give you a link to the actual website.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
And also now these days they're software that just scans
for specific words.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
So I saw a whole thing about out how people
are creating their their resumes and applying for jobs using AI.
AI is looking at the applications and evaluating. There's not
a person like the person applying people looking on the
employees or the employer side. Nobody's there seeing anything, so

(01:09:19):
nobody's getting hired, nobody's getting you know, even looked at,
because it's just all this AI AI talking AI. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:09:26):
I used to make cute little resumes, but now that
doesn't even matter.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
That cute ones.

Speaker 12 (01:09:34):
Little picture on it was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
There was one time, I think it might have been
for your job that you have now when people are
sending in their applications and things, and this one person said, hey,
so what did you think of that resume? Because they
had done something. They had like animation in it and
all kinds of stuff, And I go, what do you mean? Yeah,
I looked at it, and they go, oh, but what
I say, I don't remember that part because what happened

(01:09:55):
when you applied through the company website. It basically just scans,
It takes the text and puts it into like a
window that pops up on my side. I didn't see
any of that. Or it says upload your fancy resume.
You would upload the fancy resume. It would just scrape
the info from it and put it into a window. Yeah,
I don't even see it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:12):
Takes me.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
My job to come here. They had me like help
hire the person. So I had to go through all
the the resumes and like the dumbest stuff on that. Yeah,
like some people had like dragons and crab.

Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
Trying to stand out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, so what are you considering? These are all from craigslist.

Speaker 12 (01:10:30):
These are all from craigslist. I haven't edited them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Also interesting, we'll start with this one, okay, and this
would be a one off job. I don't think it'd
be a constant, consistent thing, which could be a good thing.
It's titled help me with my online dating profile. I
assume this is a man. He says I need help.
Oh yeah, he says, I'm a mail I need help
with my online dating profile. I need someone who has
been successfully uh been with others on dating profiles and

(01:10:56):
online dating grow would be great.

Speaker 12 (01:10:59):
Please, no scam.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I'm a single male looking for a single female sounds.
I just want to meet new people on date. But
I don't have the time to set up my thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
I don't have the time. Yeah, so hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
You have time to do this? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:11:10):
Right, and it's pretty wrong too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Is that asking for male or female advisor? It didn't
he said guru or guru?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
But uh, dude, dude, what was that Will Smith movie
where he has like the dating Yeah, they need he
needs a hit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Oh I've never seen that. But let's see compensation fifty
dollars via Venmo. Okay, okay, you know, but he's only
going to pay you if he goes on a date
and successful.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Well okay, that's kind of on him.

Speaker 12 (01:11:38):
Well that could take time to they want to meet
in person, but I could help a lonely guy, you could, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
It's also kind I'll put that in the maybe. Okay,
that's maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Okay, Okay, this is definitely going to be a maybe.
Need a woman to massage slash rub my feet every
Monday and Tuesday.

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
On Monday Tuesdays, I'm free hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Greg's gonna ask what's the compensation?

Speaker 12 (01:12:00):
Hundred dollars an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
That woman, this is this is strongly considered for at least.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
An hour on Mondays Tuesdays afternoons. Please send me three
photos and your phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Yes, I was just gonna say published.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
This is just to say if it's legit. Because if
it's legit, and you can make a hundred bucks an
hour rubbing someone's.

Speaker 12 (01:12:21):
Feet, stream it so nothing bad happens to me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Why would they want photos and not a resume of
your you know, of your of your hands.

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
Okay, so all right, next one, both maybes?

Speaker 14 (01:12:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yes? The first one that the vibe on the my
online dating profile is more like tie you up, block
you up in my basement kind of thing. This guy
just wants his feet rubbed.

Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
But I think those are separate. I think the dating
guy's just sad and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
No no, but I like what they say.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
They don't have time. Yeah foot rub guy, just go
get a pedicure. They'll rub your feet.

Speaker 12 (01:12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Different bad he wants to It's different than it's different,
all right? Next one?

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
Okay, have any of y'all seen catch me if you can't?

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
So the title of this gig is called secret Mission parentheses.
Catch me if you can. Have you seen the movie
Catch Me? If you can, there are clips on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
We will be doing something like the high school part
of the movie. All you have to do is there
be there.

Speaker 12 (01:13:24):
To boost my image. I'll be doing the actual thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
And then it's so it's like a high school reunion. Uh,
he just wants to show up or they want to
show up, Yeah, with some arm candy with the date. Yeah, okay,
that's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I thought he was going to do some you know, yeah, fraud.
So yeah, it just says act tough, dismissive, condescending.

Speaker 12 (01:13:47):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Well that's what Sammy can do. Oh, that's how she
operates exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:13:52):
And then this one doesn't say a price. It says
what is your desired hourly pay? So I could give
him a price.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
In the park bus.

Speaker 12 (01:14:01):
Yeah, yeah, how about one. I'll do this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Yeah that's actually that's pretty good. I love that you
can act mean to him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
What piles?

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
That is that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
The yes with the foot rubbing one? Yeah, somebody on
the tech six six one listening to the podcast where
you guys were talking about how Sammy treated her boyfriend
when we met you guys, Jesus Christ, No, wonder she
was single for so long. Sounds insufferable. Poor guy, hope
you find someone better for him, he likes. Maybe he's

(01:14:31):
into that, That's what I'm saying. Like this guy, he's like, hey,
you know, you could be tough, dismissive, condescending, like some
dudes are just into that. We all deal with that.
Doormat boyfriend, We all deal with that. At first. He's
at old to be doing this, but well no, also,
usually not that fast. It's usually not that quick in
the relationship. You usually get in like six months the
year before they start being mean to.

Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
You like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
This is like out of the gate mean.

Speaker 12 (01:14:54):
At least he's not hiding her true colors, right right,
You yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Yeah, I think she'll get nice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
That's refresh and you just show who you are. It's
actually nice, and you show them who you're up front.

Speaker 12 (01:15:05):
Well, yeah, I am myself, but I'm nice to him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
You're caught. Yeah we saw yeah, okay, f one.

Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
I think there's ulterior motives for here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Okay, okay, titled in excuse me earn fifty dollars every
month for hosting a radio I'm like, this would be good, right, Okay,
it's fifty dollars every month. We're looking for someone to
host a small radio we built in their home, so
you would have to literally.

Speaker 12 (01:15:29):
Plug it in and have the radio on in your home.
They wanted to be near a window.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
What makes any sense? They want you to take an
actual radio, not like host a radio show.

Speaker 12 (01:15:40):
No no, no, like have a physical radio that they
built in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Why near a window?

Speaker 12 (01:15:44):
I have no clue. They say they're programmers working on
a project.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
I don't like that. They're spying.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
No they're spying.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
No no, no, they're not. Fine, it's your menace out.
I don't know where this is.

Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
Yeah, there's there's there's projects like this. They they do
it with cell phones too. Yeah, it's like boosters. They
just tried this.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
In New York City to shut thee What would they
be doing testing the technology?

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
Like, there's a there's a film company called Helium that
does kind of this similar thing, but with like little Antennis.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Might beach is a test too that you can do this,
then maybe you'll be willing to hide the plutonium.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
From the Exactly how much is fifty a month?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
You just have to keep the radio one? Yeah, I
have no idea where you live.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Is that maybe or no, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I'll take it. Yeah, give all in favor of maybe
yes me no, maybe.

Speaker 12 (01:16:39):
From going to be the next big thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
You have better options. I want that information, Morgan. Give
me one more. These are jobs that Morgan has been
on Craigslist. She's considering because you willing to do a
lot of different stuff for money, as you know. Okay,
give me give me one more.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
One more, well, just because I would enjoy doing this.
It says paid female workout partner. Oh but before you
assume people, he's looking for a regular workout partner in
his home.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Yeah, okay, it could be either those reasons I am.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Or guys terribly younger, so I'd have to make sure
he's okay with thirty one. And then all I said
for money is good compensation.

Speaker 12 (01:17:19):
But that's a winman. I get paid, I get to
work out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Is that all he.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Considers his d compensation?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
He's going to work your butthole out working out? You guys,
you get paid, you get in.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
The privacy of your own home.

Speaker 12 (01:17:31):
Some people don't like working out alone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Yeah, yeah, they don't like going outside their house either.
Witness is going to work alone. What's going to do exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:17:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
So then one, that's what's his idea of a home gym,
you know, yeah job, no experience required. So he's looking
entry level.

Speaker 12 (01:17:50):
Good for him, I have experience.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah, it's all you're overqualified because reply with pictures. Good compensation.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yeah, that's being too old, right, you're not getting Moran.
It's not that, it's that he wants a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
A favorite of no say I.

Speaker 12 (01:18:07):
That's what he means.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Must be younger, no experience compensation in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
So the ones, the ones that are at least under consideration,
the one that's looking for someone to like do the
the high school reunion kind of thing, right, just show up.
There's that. Uh, there's the other one who wants his
feet rubbed Mondays and Tuesdays. That's good money. It's one
hundred bucks per hour.

Speaker 12 (01:18:32):
It's really good, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
And then the third one would be the help of
the online dating profile. Which one do you think that
Morgan should pursue out of the three. You can text
over to two two nights that we will discuss the
room during the break and then we'll come back let
you know what we think, and then what the text
says and hopefully will have some clarity for it, and
you can look into it if.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
You want the reunion, foot rub or dating.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
So the yeah be the date to the reunion sounds
like right, yeah? And then the foot rub, and then
the help of the online dating profile. Which which one
should she pursue? Which one he thinks her best bet?

Speaker 12 (01:19:06):
Yeah, I'll make a cute resume.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Ain't nothing but a jan bet, Ain't nothing but a
Soca sports dag with the G Jeff Garcie mon, Jeff
g all right, good morning. What do you show?

Speaker 17 (01:19:21):
If you watched last night's Dodger game, there's no surprise. Well,
I'm gonna start by saying this, af the Dodgers bullpen, man,
they blew it again. They got an excellent start from
showe Ao Tiny he was great, yet eight strikeouts, Dodgers
were up for nothing. Hand the ball to the Dodgers bullpen,
and they came in and fed it all up again.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Here's how it ended.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
Here comes the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Keeping their up so long.

Speaker 17 (01:19:47):
I just don't understand why Dave Roberts hands the ball
to Tanner Scott in a one run game. I don't
get it, man, He's proven time and time again. He
just can't handle the pressure. Here is Tanner Scott after
the game.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Go on my way and for that to happen, Spocks,
I mean I should have won the game. It's my fault.
I mean, dude is an ex padre.

Speaker 17 (01:20:06):
I'm starting to think that he's sabotaging the Dodgers on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Get this full out of here already, man.

Speaker 17 (01:20:11):
Dodgers lead in the NS is down to one and
a half games. Tonight, Blake Snell is on the mound.
Hopefully he can get things right and get the Dodgers
back on track. Make sure you catch the game on
AM five to seventy. LA Sports are on the free
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Moving on to the Angels.

Speaker 17 (01:20:24):
They got blown out last night by the Royals, and
we got a very important MLB change. Starting next year,
MLB is going to have a challenged base robo umpire
for balls and strikes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Now, each team will get two challenges per game.

Speaker 17 (01:20:37):
Hitters and pitchers and catchers will activate the robo by
tapping on their head.

Speaker 9 (01:20:42):
Now.

Speaker 17 (01:20:43):
If the challenge is successful, the pitch will be shown
on the end stadium video board and the teams will
retain their challenge. A lot of MLB fans are complaining
that teams are only going to get two challenges because
umpires mess a lot of calls up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 17 (01:20:56):
If there were unlimited challenges, the games would be like
five hours long.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
So MLB, good luck with that. I'm Jeff G. And
that you're so col Sportshi there he is Jeff G.
Show All right, the votes are in. I'll go around
the room. We had three different ads that Morgan was

(01:21:19):
going to well that we were considering. Morgan gave us
the ones that she liked. We narrowed it down to three,
asked you to vote on the text over to two
two nine eighty seven. Now just to quick around the room.
We had the person that looks for help on their
you know, getting their online dating profile together. Yeah, you
guys looking for that. We had another guy who was
offering one hundred bucks an hour to rub a massage

(01:21:41):
his feet on Mondays and Tuesdays at least an hour
on Mondays and Tuesdays in the afternoon. Send me three
photos and you're mombled them, okay. And then there was
the guy who basically looking for someone to go with
him to a reunion of some kind. So it was
a good talker can fig it till they make a
quick thinker. You know, it's a fake girlfriend situation.

Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
And I wouldn't have picked that one in the beginning.
I thought we were going to do fraud or like
rob a bank. It was just the accomplice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Yeah, all right, So out of those three reunion reunion,
it's all about the money foot rub that's consistent and
you can pay, and that's a lot of money. That's
an hour of your time.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Yeah, to get one hundred bucks hours a week, it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Depends, like even like the reunion one would be the
other one that I would I would strongly consider hear
the story. But one hundred bucks a month, what's the
what's the time commitment on that? In how many hours?
And then you know, what's the pay on that? Don't
pay like a quick hitter on the one hundred bucks
foot rub.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
I mean, yeah, got eight hundred bucks and there's your
age a month thousand.

Speaker 12 (01:22:47):
Yeah, I mean let's do both?

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
What why? Well? We we?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I think you start with one, slow down into it.
The listeners overwhelmingly said that the reunion one because they
feel it's the safest and we want to hear that story.

Speaker 12 (01:23:03):
It would be a good story.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Yeah, here and tell them you won a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Name your price yeah, phone books like
price line absolutely yeah, just name your price. Yeah, because
you got to be in the character and then let
us know how it goes.

Speaker 12 (01:23:14):
Okay, I will keep up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Thank you everybody for for your help. That's awesome. Some
said I might need the info for that foot rub person.
I know if I don't use and if Morgan wants
to double up, we can go together. Yeah, left foot
and she gets right foot. One hundred bucks is one
hundred bucks.

Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
That's good.

Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Nine with the offers a Woody show, Well it's not
a New Hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Woody Greg miss she at Gina grad seabasts here. We
got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven

(01:23:52):
four Wooding. You can send us a text to over
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna talked to
our friends half Baked and Hammer and Hank. Yes, this
hour some what do you show? Crossfire?

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah, anybody, anybody, everybody, anybody? What's going on? We love
those guys, They're they're just fun. Dimn Well, here's what
you has to see about half Bake. Half Bake kills me. Man,
he's he's the best. Is it funny? All right? Uh yeah,

(01:24:30):
we were talking obviously a big story Jimmy Kimmel's return.
That's one of the things and people were talking about
this morning. The cancel culture things still a conversation and
I has gone too far. People asked, normal by the
numbers thing, have it? I thought we kind of got
past all that thing. I thought that was kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Like a.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Well, people are still trying it because they're still in
their bag of tricks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
As an option.

Speaker 11 (01:24:58):
Well, and also cancel culture meant like the people won't
see you, not like an affiliate won't put you on
the air, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:25:05):
Just just in general, like trying to get people fired
or trying to get people, you know, canceled. Yeah, they're
still gonna yeah fry.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
People, especially online, will go out of their way to
make sure someone doesn't you know, who doesn't agree with
them or says something loses everything they have, job and
respect they may have had. But this is kind of refreshing.
It's finally gotten to the point where you know, people
say it's it's enough, and that's why I thought we
were kind of past all of all that stuff, Like,

(01:25:32):
all right, so you don't like Jimmy Kimmel, don't watch Yeah,
you know someone has a whatever you know, don't don't listen, Yeah,
don't follow whatever the case may be, Uh, social media person,
I'll let do the talking, right, Yeah, the store whatever,
don't go there, don't eat there, don't shop there. We'll
say that about concert ticket prices. If it's too much,

(01:25:53):
don't buy one da according to the pole normal by
the numbers, fifty one percent. I think this whole thing,
all this stuff, not just the Jimmy Kimmel but just
in general, it's gone too far. And it's it is
on both sides. This has gone on for forever, Like
the Jimmy Kimmel thing is now just the latest example
of that. And yes, the FCC was involved, but let's

(01:26:14):
not forget. I mean, look at all the other people
that were left to you know, jobless, jobless in the
wake of you know, people doing or saying or whatever. Yeah,
let's see, thirteen percent say cancel culture is about right
where it should be, six percent say it hasn't gone
far enough. Ye further, and then thirty percent just aren't sure,

(01:26:35):
guys to sleep on that evening? To me, Yeah, at
some point, the hope is that cooler heads prevail.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
It'd be nice, right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Uh see, how about this one, Greg Gory. There's a
nun in the news. She's from the Northeast and your
name is sister Renee Parman, and she just celebrated her
one hundred and fifth birthday. And how much you thought
the old people people news is the best?

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Greg loves him some old people.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
News because then you know, the oldest person in the
world is you know, the second oldest person is waiting
for that person to die.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Yep. And anyway, this is her talking about because she
spent her one hundred fifth birthday out on the golf
course really play golf. I don't know here she is
talking about her love of golf.

Speaker 15 (01:27:21):
I drove the card and they said to me, why
don't you take a chance and just do it yourself?

Speaker 10 (01:27:27):
There?

Speaker 15 (01:27:27):
I said, what do I do? They said, you hit
the ball? That was my only instructions that I've ever
been seen. I love to do it, and I think
it's wonderful exercise and I think one of the things
that's kept me going.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Oh and that you're married to God, me going, yeah,
you haven't had the stress of marriage or right?

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
No, I look kids, I legit. Didn't know nuns could
play golf. I don't know what they're allowed to do
and what not to do. I just saw a picture
the other day of a group of nuns and they're
all outside having a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Oh. I love that. It's funny they can smoke. You
figured that would be frowned upon in the nun world.
I mean they you never seen them driving around not
remember I think I told you the story I did.
I called one the sea word by mistake. By mistake, Yeah,

(01:28:18):
because you know the people in the parking lots, grocery
stores or wherever, they will be unloading their cart, but
they'll have the cart right in the middle of the
open space next to them. And it was a very
busy Saturday afternoon trying to figure out a place to park.
I'm like, oh, open space, and that's where you usually
get screwed by tiny car, motorcycle or in this case

(01:28:40):
person was shopping cart. All I saw was that somebody
was unloading their groceries or whatever they had into the
back of their car with the cart right in the
middle of the spot. I'm like, oh, you stupid seaword.
Not out the window. This is in the car. This
is in the car, not out the window. Nobody else
heard in the car, only God her and at his

(01:29:01):
wifer is the tea in the sea. Word had just
escaped my lips when all of a sudden she emerged.
It was a nun.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I'm like, oh, in the full garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Yes, not not my finest moment. And I'm not a
religious person, but even I know that's not good. Just
in case, a hedge, just a hedge of a bet,
you know what I mean. My very first job, my
bosses were all nuns at the convalescent hospital. Killed the
guy for giving them the wrong desert. Yeah, oh god,
they were scary. It was all the stereotypes. All right, Well,

(01:29:33):
we have a hammer and Hank and hat bache. They're
going to be joining us. We have Woody Show Crossroads
coming up for you next to her. The Woody Show
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody Crossfire, Crossfire.
Oh yeah, not cross Roads. I'm sorry Crossfire. I love
those guys. Sorry, my bad, I thought we might have
had both. My bad. Oh I hate great good. Yeah,

(01:29:54):
no more than unique huge uh Woodies Show cross Fire
with Hammer and Hank and Half Baked coming up next
to you on the Woody Show. I don't get.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
Crazy angry over it, but I just think it's sad
more than anything.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
The wood Show. We'll be right back show. Well, it's
time to check in with a couple of friends. Welcome
to Boyce for a rout of Woody Show Crossfire, and
we'll start with our our friend half Baked. Good morning,

(01:30:32):
half Baked.

Speaker 10 (01:30:34):
My brothers, I'm still injured.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Still on the mend, so no going to work or
are you able still? Are you able to still go
to work?

Speaker 10 (01:30:47):
I'm not allowed yet?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Yeah, damn yeah. All right. Well, Hammer and Hank is
also on the line. Say hello to to Hank. He
good more, Hank, good interest, Your phone sounds your phone
sounds really good.

Speaker 9 (01:31:08):
Thank you buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Yeah. And today oh you are okay? Yeah, because last
time he was on a walk, remember he was going
by like the Jack Yeah, Jack camer and stuff. Anyway,
welcome fellas. We'll get into the topics here in just
a second. But Hank menace, tell us me that you've
been listening to our show and you have a few
notes and being a guy who's been in radio for
a long time, I thought maybe you can give us

(01:31:31):
some constructive criticism or whatever you whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:31:34):
You heard your show sounds very good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Oh thank you. Hey, what about the ideas that you wanted?
You had ideas?

Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Okay, yes, I think you should start playing talkback messages.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Talkback messages, yeah, yeah, yeah, because people can leave talkback
messages on the iHeart radio app as they're listening. Okay, well,
kind of like the after hours voicemail. It's kind of this.
It's kind of the same thing. Yeah, you do, same thing,
talk back messages. And then who do you think is
doing the best job on the show, Hank, as a
radio professional, in your opinion, who's doing the best job
on the show.

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
It's a time between you and Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Right all right? Hell yeah, very smart. All right, well, Hank,
thank you for the for the great constructive criticism. We'll
we'll take those notes back to.

Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
I think Greg should change his last thing to great agreeabbit.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Oh the Governor.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
Yeah, you hear a record called Shakey Down back in
nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Oh yeah, you remember that song the artist named Gregory
Abbot don't oh you know, you know, the song. Hold on, yeah,
hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Six, shake you down one hand, greg Abbit, hold on,
I got it all right, let's see, but can somebody
please stop messing?

Speaker 9 (01:32:58):
Is that you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Sammy? The hell off the thing? God? What do you
think I'm doing over this one? Here?

Speaker 9 (01:33:04):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Yeah, it's Gregory Abbot on the Wood Show. You read
my mind, girl, I want to shake down?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Well well oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:33:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I've been watching you from so give you. I know, Ryan,
al Baby, that's nothing need I've watched you so many times.
We fall now baby, that look in the yard. I

(01:33:48):
can tell it's working because Gina has her panties.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
Off, like literally them around and you know, all right, here.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Comes the shot. Yeah, we'll just playing for the through
the hook area you picked up on my.

Speaker 10 (01:34:05):
Mind?

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Now on a shake love you remember this? Now bringing
it back? Do you give your shoulder to rest your
feet on? Yeah, because he needs some breast he can
lay his head on it. I get it. Yeah, Well,
Hank good pool man, Gregor Rebbit. I would have never

(01:34:28):
come up with the name of the Ards. Yeah, didn't
realize that was even a singer. Yeah, all right, so
we have we have the alright, so we have the guys.
Here we're gonna run through some of the topical things
that people are talking about, some things that are in
the news, and get their opinions on those things. And uh,
let's start with this story here. It's been the big story,

(01:34:49):
Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, it was now back on the air
after a six day indefinite suspension. Was an eternity. Yeah,
a lot of talk of infringing on First Riots, free speech.
Half Baked, we will we will start with you on
this one. What are your thoughts of the Jimmy Kimel situation.

Speaker 10 (01:35:06):
Well, a lot of people are upset at Disney over
a kind of think it's just tragical alone.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Yeah, you sound where they broken up about it. I'd
like to talk about serious stuff like Yeah. Well, let's
go over to uh to Hammer and Hank. Hank, what
are your thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel suspension as a broadcaster?
What are your thoughts, Eddie, Jimmy Kimmel with a brat, Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:35:35):
Why because he should have said all those nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Things, all right, So both I'm surprised, Half Baked and
Hammer and Hank both on the same side of this one.
In the next story to bring. We'll go with something
lighter on this one. Uh, Sea bass. Wasn't there a
teacher in the news.

Speaker 6 (01:35:58):
Yes, a teacher teaching assistant in South Carolina has been
arrested after using part fart spray, fart spray, fart spread
fart sprays in class and causing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Several students to become sick with fart spray. Okay, I
just made it's so nasty that they're there throwing up headaches,
just having fun. Just be just prank kiss I tell
you that that fart spray is nasty. I can't see
the day.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
I remember those.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Real one. Yes, it's it's really like sting your nose
kind of Yeah, it's it's crazy. Uh now half bached.

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
I want to get your thoughts on this. But also
a question for both of you boys, what kind of
trouble did you guys get into at school? Like, what's
the biggest trouble you end up getting into at school?

Speaker 13 (01:36:53):
Oh, I've got lots of trouble.

Speaker 16 (01:36:57):
Yeah, like what like salts, I got lost in the
woods for four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
I was searching school. How'd you get lost in the
woods during school?

Speaker 9 (01:37:11):
You know?

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
It was at a basketball game.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Okay, he wandered off.

Speaker 13 (01:37:18):
We went to try to find a seven eleven and
they had me doorbell ditch a door and they ditched
me and I got lost and I cussed.

Speaker 10 (01:37:30):
Him out in front of the whole Gymo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
All right, hey, stop the game, all right? And then, Hank,
what about you? What's the most trouble you ever got
into at school.

Speaker 9 (01:37:51):
After a pencil? I had a substitute teacher when I
was attending Elder School in Hayward, way back in nineteen
seventy seven.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Wow, that's that's back when the pencils had lead, right, Yeah,
that very dangerous. Yes, I whyt'd you do that? Hammer?
And Hank? Yeah, why did you throw the pencil?

Speaker 9 (01:38:09):
Because she confronted me about not doing a work out?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Oh she called you fat?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Oh okay, good? So what does that mean that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Like not no, not showing your work for something you
were working on. The problem with being super smart is
you do a lot of that work in your head.
And you showed her because you threw the pencils. And
then what they do They just sent you down to
the to the office.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Yes, and I was suspending for it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Wow, kind of fair.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
So your mom had to come pick you up or whatever. Hank.

Speaker 9 (01:38:43):
My mom had to pick me up and my dad
gave me a big thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Oh what did you bring out the wooden spoon? Sut Oh,
remember when I was at your house. I crashed your
mom's birthday party and we got in a fight, and
then they brought out the spoon because you are yelling
Jesus yep. Yeah, where the woods involved at any point? Menace?

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Where the woods involved at any point?

Speaker 10 (01:39:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
No, No, We're just a birthday party that I wasn't
inviting to. Hi, what do you show? Crossfire? We were
talking to half Baked and hammer and hang and the
next thing we want to bring up. It's a big
debate that gets argued all the time. But with the
release of the new iPhone, iPhone or Android, that's the question,

(01:39:28):
Half Baked. Are you team iPhone or team Android?

Speaker 10 (01:39:32):
Well, the iPhone is clearly more advanced and bitter, but
the Android costless?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Okay, yeah, yeah, So which one are you all about?

Speaker 10 (01:39:45):
If you were the same price or twenty dollars more, I'd.

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
Go with the iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Who wouldn't, Yeah, Well, Seaba says that he wouldn't because
he says the iPhone sucks and the Android's clearly spared.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
And it's what he just said to the no offense
to our steam panel. What he said was clearly false.
Androids have better and bigger cameras, as faster, faster processors
and so on and so forth, and feature wives are
always two three years ahead of the iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Sounds like an Android homer to me, But it just
sounds like facts what that is and the kind of
well iPhone does it better? Not really?

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
Yeah, now happens? Are you still paying your phone bill
on time? Because sometimes I call you and it's turned off?

Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
Yeah, to pay it till tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Good thing we called you to that. Now, Hammer and Hank,
let's ask you the same question. Are you team iPhone
or team Android?

Speaker 9 (01:40:37):
Definitely team iPhone?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Right, yeah? And for what reason? Why are you team iPhone?

Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Because tech savvy, I'm able to get iHeart Radio, which
is the most interesting app on music?

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Put that commercial?

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Yeah, can you tell you George Shop? Yeah, they don't
have I heard right on? And hey and since uh,
and since we're talking about music, there's another question for
you guys. With the Coachella lineup it gets announced, has
Coachella jumped the shark. We're talking Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber,

(01:41:17):
not that it hasn't been going more pop, but I
mean all the Coachella purists.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Yeah, they're not even trying to be They said it, they.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
Said it was more like a like a counter culture
first of all, though I don't know there's been nothing
has been. There's been nothing counter culture about it for
a long long time. But uh, fellas, do you think
that Coachella has officially jumped the shark? Hammer and Hank,
we will start with you.

Speaker 9 (01:41:39):
Yes, it's a lot of pop artists on the bill
for next year, including one of my favorite artists, sabreme
A Carpenter.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Are gonna get him backstage?

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Yeah? Half Baked? Are you in the bathtub? What are
you doing? I hear a lot of I'm in my
room with a fan going, Okay, what's around you right now?
Half Baked? What's in your room?

Speaker 10 (01:42:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
What do you got in your room?

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Your posters hell autograph?

Speaker 10 (01:42:08):
Yeah, like a Kobe Bryant autographed with five thousand dollars? One?

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
Do you keep the panties that are left like their
own basket?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Yeah? Do you have do you have any condoms in
your room just in case. No, man, come on, I'll
do it raw dog.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Yeah, broa.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
What kind of betting do you have, like a picture
like a sports Yeah, sports that spread, you.

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
Know, I just have a regular I'm not that cycle.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
You get him like a Mark McGuire do ve cover?

Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
How big do you think that Coachella has jumped a
shark or is it just as cool as it's ever been?

Speaker 10 (01:42:53):
I think it's just as cool as it's ever been.
And to be honest with you, they can kind of
get away with it based on their past accomplishments. Even
if they do a half fast show, people will still go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, that's true. But it did
sell out, like they said, for the first time. I
forget how many years where it's record time. Yeah yeah,
with the I mean, you know this this far out
a lot of time.

Speaker 10 (01:43:23):
When you reach that level of greedness, you can kind
of half asset and people will still like people still
EMPC Hammer still stilled out every great while it does.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Hammer is still playing shows, is that right?

Speaker 16 (01:43:42):
The point is when you reach the level of nineteen
ninety mc hammer, yeah, you can kind of live off
that forever, even if you're not as good as you
once were.

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
Okay, you did play the Arizona State Fair in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Yeah, yeah, before the let you guys go, we got
Hammer and Hank, we got half baked on the line.
What do you show crossfire the final week of baseball season?

Speaker 10 (01:44:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
Half baked? I know that you're pretty good. Could you
still do the whole thing? If I if I gave
you a year? Could you tell me who won the
World Series that year?

Speaker 10 (01:44:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
All right? Nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 10 (01:44:19):
The Yankees and six John Wetland was World Series MVP.
But he's in jail now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
That is that correct? Brave?

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
How about how about let's see two thousand and two.

Speaker 10 (01:44:36):
This hurts me, but the Angels, oh, because they eat
the Giants?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
All right? What about what about nineteen eighty.

Speaker 10 (01:44:49):
Nine the A's over the Giants? Even Hank would have
known that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
Yeah, that was the that was that was the earthquake. Yeah,
earthquake year.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
Oh wow, yeah, buddy, Yeah, all right, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Give me one more year, Greg Gory. How about nineteen
ninety six, we did that one we did that was
the first one we did. Nineteen ninety three, nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 10 (01:45:12):
The Blue Jays versus Phillies.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Jewel Carter hit a game.

Speaker 10 (01:45:18):
Game six home run off Mitch Williams and Paul Maltor got.

Speaker 9 (01:45:25):
How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
I mean autism, dude, like rain and I'm saying like rainbow.
Now I'm gonna ask both of you guys. Now, Hank,
I know you're a baseball fan. You of sang the
anthem at at the Modesto nuts games and stuff. Happy

(01:45:47):
clear you are fan of baseball? Who is going to
the World Series this year? And then who will win it?
Hank will start with you.

Speaker 9 (01:45:54):
I need to be the Philadelpha, Phillies and the Sleners.
What winning?

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
All right? He's got the Phillies and the Mariners and
the Mariners will win the World that win? Wouldn't Seattle
be sighted?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
That was the case? All right?

Speaker 10 (01:46:11):
Then?

Speaker 9 (01:46:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
And then half Baked, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
Well?

Speaker 10 (01:46:13):
I hate to say it because I hate them, but
I think the Dodgers.

Speaker 13 (01:46:19):
Will win the World Series.

Speaker 10 (01:46:21):
They just have too much firepower, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
And then who will they play? So you think they'll
win the World hereies? But who are they going to
play in the series?

Speaker 13 (01:46:29):
Probably the Mariners?

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
The Mariners? All all right? You heard the picks here first,
ladies and gentlemen, half Baked and Hammer and Hank what
he showed? Crossfire?

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Hell yeah, you know, and the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Who's apparently still selling out every once in a while.
Every once in a while, Calt Bacon, Hank you here,
all right, Thank you so much, boys, and we will
talk to you next time. I always appreciate your insights.
Thank you, all right, all right, thank you, Hank?

Speaker 13 (01:47:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Oh wait, hold on, Hank, Hank, Yes, why don't you
give us a plug for your for your podcast? Well
I almost forgot, Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:47:15):
I will invite you to listen to my podcast called
the ham Rin Hank Show with Ryan and Hoppy. But
if I wherever you get your podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
All right? And uh and half Baked. Always good to
talk to you, and good luck, good continued healing to you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Sorry speedy recovery.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Maybe we can go to an m Him or coll Yeah,
because you know we can't touch this. All right, we
got some more with a show coming up for you next,
hang On show. I guess it's our fault. We kind
of reignited that whole argument between the iPhone camp and
the Android camp. Yeah and the two I mean, I mean,

(01:47:59):
do we recognize the android menace? Yes, okay, you recognize it?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Do we just pretend it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
Exist and we has a better camera?

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
You don't say it doesn't suck. Yeah, it's a what
do you show?

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
A cross fire?

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
One of my favorite segments right now?

Speaker 9 (01:48:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Five six two. This segment is painful to listen to. Nine,
but you click on that person's history. All they do
is complain, is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:48:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Oh let me see. Oh yeah, this guy hates o
Zepic because it's ruining his business. Prye baby. This guy
has no f and clue what he's talking about. All right,
there's all the stuff we get text from him.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
He's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Yeah, all right, I'm looking oh in particular Texter Yeah,
oh yeah, fun, I'm just looking through. Yeah. He does
complain about everything, okay, cool right, yeah, just a miserable person.

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
I was very impressed with half backs knowledge dude, the
World Series winners, Mike, that was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Yeah. I don't know that much about anyone. Well, I
mean he is. He is like a vault of knowledge.
It really is. The rain Man thing is. Yeah, he's
really incredibly impressive. I mean, no sports radio show would
do this, But that's his dream to be on a
sports radio show, is that right? Yeah, but like he
could be like just like a go to guy, yeah right,

(01:49:19):
you know, yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool. This opportunity. He
pays attention to everything. Should have asked him when they
thought about the return of bee Watch. Imagine both those
guys are pretty psyched about Baywatch. Fox is getting to
reboot that next year, twelve episodes. You know, the hot
lifeguards thing and the red swim suits are doing all
that kind of stuff. It's going to be mixed a

(01:49:40):
kind of classic and then some of the whatever. The
newer stuff is going to be great theme song, happy read.
You know, I never watched an episode of Baywatch.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
I have it either.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Up everywhere. I can't recall a single a single plot line. Yeah.
At one point it was the most aired show in
the world, like in Sydney Casion. Yeah, just fan the time.
But hey, it's coming back.

Speaker 12 (01:50:04):
Well you've seen clips of it in Borat.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Well yeah, who Pam Anderson was? I knew of the show.
I just never sat and watched an episode of the show. Yeah,
they're going to get out of this pickle, right right.
I just never did do impromptu surgery on the beach right,
thanks again to Hammer and Hank and Half Baked Phones
here at the Woody Show. Their open if you want
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text at people were texting over saying, man, that Gregory
Abbot song. Oh yeah, I forgot that song existed. A man,
what a what a smash? This one says from the
four two four. I guess I'd be interested to see
what the metrics are now, Like, how many people just
in the last fifteen minutes downloaded Gregory Abbit or you know,
loaded it on their phone discovered who it's like. You're welcome, Gregory,

(01:50:50):
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(01:51:58):
us follow us on social media or you know what,
do both?

Speaker 4 (01:52:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Yeah, double down?

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Find us on social media at the Woodie Show. Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom Please, Yeah, be nice to
people on the way up, because you're gonna need witnesses
on the way down. Yeah. I can't tell you how
many times, you know, I've hume across people who are
just total dicks to me earlier in my career and
you and now, all of a sudden they need stuff

(01:52:23):
for me, like I could be a service to them,
and it's weird because I don't help them at all.

Speaker 4 (01:52:28):
You got a long memory, Oh I do?

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
I certainly do. All right, Well, thank you very much,
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