FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 25th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is a dune to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All right?
Today is a pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning. It's
September the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. The never ending
week continues. We worked all last week and then the

(00:58):
iHeartRadio Music Festival this past weekend. Just worked right through
that early mornings, late nights, and then right back at
it this week. So very much looking forward to getting
this week over. But Thursday harder to bring us down
on a Thursday, because I feel like I could power
through this, okay, and uh get into Friday and then
into the weekend where there's not a lot going on
this weekend, because god, that's his favorite. Hold on, you

(01:21):
say that, the fulsome Street Fairs on Sunday. Yeah, that's yeah,
Seed Bass Sea Bass is going to the Fulsome Street Fair.
You guys are Yeah, what time were now?

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Was it last year when he went to the Fulsome
Street Fair where there was the guy who was fisting
himself on the street as you were talking to him. Well,
I wouldn't use that verb or that in that manner
because he was having another man. Oh, that's right there,
that's right. There was another there was another man wearing
him like a puppet.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
And the guy was just like it was like right, yeah,
but that was last that was last year.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
That was the first.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
And to be fair, people might say, oh, a major
US city, that a graphic this sex act is happening.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
That can't be.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
That can't be.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
That's the first time I've seen that there. But it's
it's pretty much that bad every year.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, it's it's always something at the folsome Street. There's
always several things like perhaps the human Urinal. That's where
Sea Bass is spending his weekend. I'll be there Sunday.
I'll be doing stuff anyway. Thank you for being here
on what that's great. Gorgon Menace is here grad Sea
Bass getting ready for the weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Like what do you pack to wear?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like not much, because if you do, you pack the
same clothes that you would wear if you're gonna be
like painting the house or something, and nothing you worry
about getting some ruined yea, getting a little something.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
As we've talked about before, they do wrap the trees
and like a big mailbox, the parking meters. Everything is
in saran wrap because guys will do things to them,
are on them.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
We'll have a complete coverage that next week. There's Sammy.
I'm surprised she's not going with boyfriend. She doesn't go
to cool stuff. Oh wait, she's gonna be watching Hallmark movies.
I'm sure.

Speaker 9 (02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
How's a new boyfriend feel about all the Hallmark movies
and all the other Does he watch the same kind
of movies that you do?

Speaker 10 (03:02):
He does not.

Speaker 11 (03:03):
Okay, he has not watched a Hallmark movie yet. I
think there was even on one time in the background
you watch.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, he hasn't.

Speaker 12 (03:10):
Done Christmas with Sammy yet, but he loves Christmas too.

Speaker 10 (03:13):
He worked at a Christmas tree lot for like ever
when he was young.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
There have you seen those videos online? Like all right,
so my husband's gonna come over here and he's gonna
tell you about and you're gonna, yeah, you better say
something nice? Can you better say something nice? And the
guy comes over like, hey, so, uh, I just bought
this new car really excited about and she's in the background,
like the wife is like like gritting her teeth better
like like to the audience, like you bitter like the
supported It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Let me come on in here.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And I love those videos. I think they make me left.
And then we got Morgan, she's our associate producer, Von
our video producer. We got bored, and Menji holding things
down here in the Woody Show production department. Will go
through some of the week in audio here this morning.
Also all the trending news headlines. Man's gonna have the
entertainment sub Birthday's porn of Birthday on the way. Uh, menace,

(04:00):
did you hear about Greg's quest? No? Greg is on
a quest. I have a quest, and maybe anybody in
this room or anybody listening can can help him out
with this.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Yeah, I don't know if it's you.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Saw the contact. I'm sure on this, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
I'm gonna need Sammy's help on this.

Speaker 13 (04:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Who would give give me? Give me the name of
our most recent.

Speaker 12 (04:17):
Guest, Billy Zane.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Billy Zay nailed Dad. Okay, so you're gonna date Billy
z that's his quest?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Quest new I want a piece of original art by
Billy z Ain.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Because he was looking at Greg's art and he said
he was generally good.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
So I looked at Billy's art and I thought, damn,
this speaks to me. I like the look. I love
that aesthetic. It's so cool. And then I went about
looking to buy one, and I thought, I haven't won
the lottery yet. I don't know if that happened.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I didn't realize that I don't know that high and value,
And to.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Be fair, I don't know what the original art costs.
I looked at prices of just prints, oh no, essentially
a poster, and how much those were, like four figures
almost for what a small poster?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yeah, seriously, that's a lot of his staff is smears
on burlap sack, so he does a lot of abstracts.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I love that he talked about that. He talked about
that when he was here.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
I just think it would be so unique to have
a Billy Zay painting. I think it would be so cool.
I want one really bad, but and I'm not gonna lie.
I don't want to pay retail for it.

Speaker 12 (05:33):
Yeah, one right now is one thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yea, I will pay a thousand and four an original
right on player price.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's just so you can say that he gave this
to me he gifted to like.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
I'll buy it, but I'm not going to pay original
artwork prices for a post.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, but what if it's a retail price on a print.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I see, I don't even know on a print, I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's more like the see me personally for a price
market price chore button.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah right, So I don't know if I should write
him or we havent project.

Speaker 11 (06:11):
I do you have a contact whom I also have
his personal phone number, But I feel like it's unprofessional
to just hand it out to something.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
We can do. Give it to me.

Speaker 14 (06:19):
I'll uh you for discount, that's weird for.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Discount, not for discount.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I do want to I'll say, Greg on our show,
who you talked paintings with, is looking to get one
of your paintings. Uh, where do you go for one
of those? And that what's what's what's the price range?
I'm thinking about getting one for you. He'll and I'll
see there and I'll see what he does.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay. That'll be step one, okay, and then we'll figure
out step two of the question.

Speaker 12 (06:44):
I do see why you like it. I mean it's cool, right.

Speaker 14 (06:47):
Is there anybody that you would want art work from.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, I was trying to get something from one of
the original artists from the garbage Pail Kids, because there
was this guy and he was doing a couple of
these things and I reached out. I never heard anything
back from the dude, but he was responsible for doing
a couple of like like Patty Putty, like a couple
of my favorites, you know what I mean. I think
what men?

Speaker 7 (07:06):
This is kind of hinting at, is are there any
celebrities that are grifting their artwork and celebrities And I
was just saying in general, for instance, Paul Stanley does
this where he'll like paint a heart or some other
abstract garbage. But because it's Paul Stanley, yeah, you're appearing
in tens of.

Speaker 12 (07:21):
Thout Charles Manson.

Speaker 15 (07:22):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (07:23):
I was going to say Bob Ross or Warhol, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Those are real artist.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I just said it in general though.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
See, in general, my lifelong dream was to have an
actual real roth Go. That's my favorite artists of all time.
Don't you know what that is? Those go for Yeah, in
the neighborhood of fifty to one hundred million.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh yeah, my god. Yeah. Oh keep saving Greg.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
I'll just save up for all.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
We can reach out to Billy Zanes. You'll get an original.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Zay.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I know what you can do. Like football players do
at the end of the game, they exchange jerseys. You
can give him one of your paintings that's fair in
exchange for one of his paintings, and he can.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Do it out of pity. I'll give it excitement.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
And if he says no, say, hey, man, you're the
one that said you like this crap. Yeah, you were
lying unless you were lying, all right, well, yeah, we'll
work on that. Okay, let's work on It's like a
make a wish for Greg.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
He thinks she's dying all the time anyway, so it's
not lying. If if like you're born, you be on
the process of death, right, like you begin to Yeah exactly.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
I like to think I have a few weeks left.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Right, Yeah, most tell him you'redying. Yeah, we can make
that up. That's how we can get the disfile right
right Yeah, eight seven seven forty four forty send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. Got
some more what he showed next?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Hang up?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 16 (08:38):
What's up, everybody, it's Menaced today. I'm gonna be in Downy,
California from four thirty to six thirty at Lazy Dog Restaurant.
Yes today, September twenty fifth, doing a bunch of giveaways
for theme park tickets, concert tickets, merch in more So
come on buy from four thirty to six thirty.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
In the meantime, keeping joined the Woodies Show podcast.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
The Show.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right, well I'll
tell you it's a pre Friday's Thursday, September the twenty fifth.
I know, uh Bour is excited today because today is
National Comic Book Day. Yeah, so what do you do?
I mean is just go out and buy comic books?
Is like kind of record store Day, National Record Store Day,
I know, because they have a free compic Day which
happens in May. So this is more like you just

(09:24):
go appreciate comics, Go support.

Speaker 17 (09:26):
Your local shops, go buy up whatever you want, Show
off what you got, show off you know.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Okay, I check out my Batman three.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Hell yeah, dude, if I had one of those, I
would be set for the rest of my life. Yeah,
what do those go for? Millions?

Speaker 12 (09:41):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Millions? Is that like the that Superman one or whatever
it's called.

Speaker 17 (09:46):
I think so yeah, I mean Action Comics number one
to take the comic number twenty seven. That'd be the
first appearance of Batman Batman issue one, which has Robbin
in it, Like you'd be set for life.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I heard it commercially the other day. I'm like, wow,
who would pay this good this dude to do a
commercial these days? Bert Ward? It was Robin on the
TV show About Goes Bert. It's Burt Ward TVs. Robin
from Batman fifty. I forget what he was like pimping',
but I'm like, rges.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Still be alive.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Today's National Cooking Day. It's National Daughter's Day. Bad, National
Food Service Workers Day, and then a couple of food holidays.
You got Lobster Day. It's case Da Day. Yes, National
Roadkill Day. Maybe you're in yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Today is National one Hit Wonder Day.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Also, Gina, National Psychotherapy Day.

Speaker 12 (10:44):
Okay, everybody gets very.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Excited, and Greg be excited. World Pharmacist Day, you have
a lot of respect for. Yes, we've got Birthday's porn
of Birthday coming up here in just a second. First
Medicine's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 14 (11:00):
Well, did you guys watch The Golden Bachelor last night?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That's back. Yeah, it's back, premiered last night. We gotta
do Golden Bach threats.

Speaker 14 (11:10):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah, the Golden Bachelor. It's back in
the Bachelor. His name is mel Owens. He played for
the NFL for a couple of years and then became
a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh, he's the guy who said I gotta want the
girls over sixty.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
It's gross.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well bloh by lawn.

Speaker 14 (11:26):
Because yes, he already had to put out he already
had to put out an apology, and it's coming back
up again. And now there's like a full breakdown of
the apology because he did mention, yes, if they're over sixty,
they're out right. But here's the thing. There's twenty three
women and only two out of the twenty three, one

(11:48):
is sixty and the other is fifty eight. All the
rest are over sixty years old.

Speaker 18 (11:53):
Dick.

Speaker 14 (11:53):
He said that he had to apologize to them each
individually about his comments and said, can you forgive me
and give me a chance. I'll change your mind.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Yeah, and he's sixty six years old.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, Well, guess what we aged differently. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (12:10):
Well, I mean I'm looking at a picture of him,
and I don't get where he does he think? He
looks so much younger. He looks like he's in he is.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I looked it up. He's sixty six.

Speaker 12 (12:19):
Yeah, he looks sixty six. So what the hell?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Now?

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Nothing wrong with wanting somebody younger.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, exactly, thank you.

Speaker 12 (12:26):
Yeah, somebody younger, I get it.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah, so Sammy, you.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Look at Sammy, she's.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Made must be younger.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
All right, well, you guys remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
right all the Plyers.

Speaker 14 (12:48):
Yeah, she slave plyers, pers and vampires.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
But anyways, they are going to do a revival.

Speaker 14 (12:56):
They shot a pilot and they're going to try to
get it out there on some streaming services or at
least on TV. Now, this just reminded me of this
viral clip that is so freaking funny, of these of
this father and son talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer
and how it saved their life. Now, I don't know
if you see this, it's hugely popular online. I thought

(13:16):
i'll play it for you right here.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Dad, do you remember that time? But the Vampire Slayers
saved all of our lives? Yeah, tell us how that happened.

Speaker 20 (13:25):
Well, the season's finale or series finale was coming on,
and I wasn't gonna miss Soirn's going off tornado blah
blah blah.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Your mama was so scared.

Speaker 20 (13:37):
So you get all y'all kids, all favors go down on.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
The storm sow.

Speaker 20 (13:42):
I sit there and I said, good, I'm watching Bucky.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
So I watched Buffy.

Speaker 20 (13:45):
And after about two or three hours later, after Angel
goes off and all that kind of I'm looking for you,
and y'all know where you're an, So I go out
back and carry all in the storm, Celler screaming for
somebody to let you in. That big ol'd oak creet
fell over the top of the door and trapped inside.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
So if I was inside.

Speaker 17 (14:02):
That so literally we all owe our life to Sarah
Michelle Geller, thank you so much for all that you did.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Wow, it was cool. Wow, it was cool. They kept
the music just loud enough that you could almost hear
what the Wow, that was really cool. I got it.
And also like that sound like that kind of sounds like.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
The hill.

Speaker 14 (14:26):
I never heard that clip with music behind it, and
I didn't pull that clip.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, you know, it wasn't it really, because whoever put
that one together really enhanced, they really enhanced the whole thing.

Speaker 12 (14:39):
Sounded like Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's what you want to do when that. I have
a good tip for anybody who's putting content online. Make
sure you drown out whatever you're saying with whatever stupid
effects and music you haven't And if.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
You're an airline pilot making an announcement, make sure you cannot.

Speaker 14 (14:52):
You know, a frequent listener of the show, and we
talked about taking out the music in the background.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Huh all right?

Speaker 14 (14:59):
So oh, anyways, it's a very it's a very funny
clip without the music. Go look it up, all right,
something else, now we might know the key of winning
an oscar.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Guys.

Speaker 14 (15:12):
Now here's the thing. Oscar buzz is happening already for
Cindy Sweeney. Now you would never think that before. But
she has that boxing movie that's coming out that's already
getting really good reviews, that's called Christy. Also there's Dwayne
the Rock Johnson, who you would never think about when
it comes to the Oscars, and he has that movie
that's coming out called Smashing Machine. Now you've seem to

(15:35):
be very aware of the smashing machine.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
What he now is the movie. I saw one stupid
thing where people are talking about like how much weight
he lost. He goes, it's because of this movie. That's it.
That's literally. I saw one post on Instagram about it.
I don't know much about it. I don't know who
the even person is that he's portraying. Yeah, whether it's
a UFC fighter, right, yeah, but I don't know the story.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 14 (15:54):
Yeah, he's portraying a guy named Mark her Now is
the key to getting an Oscar? Now is putting out
fight movies?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, that's been for a long time, Like Christian.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Bale had one, right, Mickey Rourke has million dollar babye.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What's what's the fighter's name again, Mike Kerr Mike, Oh, okay,
it's also he's got a brother, I think Nick. Actually
it's not Mike, it's Mark Mark. Okay, yeah, either different.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
The Oscar thing has always been though, like when you
completely transform your body your physical appearance, Sidney, So you need.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
To know makeup and all that that. Yeah, that's what
they do always say, Like if.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
You want to get an Oscar and you're a straight male, guy,
Just be gay and a drug addict.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Never go full retard.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 14 (16:45):
All right, guy that did uh? You know Gilbert's Grape
and he got an oscar. His name is Leonardo DiCaprio.
He has a new movie. You swear he's drunk or high.
That is a transition. Yeah, thank you, I was tying
it all together. Look into it all right. The movie
is called One Battle after Another. He has it coming out.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
But did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio. When he first started,
he actually wanted to go by a different name, while
his agent did wanted him to go by a different name,
and the name was Lenny Williams. Now, his agent said
his name.

Speaker 14 (17:20):
Was too ethnic, and he started printing out photos of
Leo with the name Lenny Williams, and then his then
Leo's dad found out, got majorly pissed, fired the agent
and ripped up all the photos.

Speaker 12 (17:32):
Lenny year old.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It could have been Lenny Williams.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I think I think his name is part of why
he was so successful because it sounded somewhat.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, it sounds cool. Well, thank you very much, menace,
no problem. There's what's happening entertain now. We got some
birthdays and birthday shiver.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
We're gonna sit it's shiver and you know.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Will Smith,
who is fifty seven years old today. The comeback's got
a little rough, but I like pretty girls. Mark Hamill,
Luke Skywalker is seventy four. Catherine Zaana Jones is fifty
six and she shares a birthday with her husband, famous
actor Michael Zer. So sweet eighty one. You got Donald

(18:22):
Glover aka Chilish Gambino, who is forty two. Heather Locklear
is sixty four. He was the best number two guy
in NBA history. Scottie Pippen is sixty years old today,
Bella Ramsey who was on the Last of Us. Oh yeah,
Ellie Yeah, twenty two. Rapper Ti is forty five. Singer
Teddy Swims is thirty two, and he got the supermodel

(18:45):
Cheryl Tigus. Ask your grandpa about her. She's seventy eight.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And then he got to today's porno birthday, which is
Adria Fox and today's bird the girl. She's got a
fun Twitter bio. She says, quote, all my holes have
won me awards, all right, very proud very gad Her
put those holes to work in nine hundred and thirty
six fine films, including Full Side Tongue Bath. She was

(19:10):
in Top Notch Anal Volume one. If You're gonna do
it will be top note.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
That's top Doll.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
She was in Breast Intentions Volume three, also Spanked and
Facial Fantastic. And Adria comforts her red headed roommate with
her amazing body after a bad breakup. Oh wordy sweet
and who can forget her Unfreedom of roll? Greg and
Adria Fox has a butthole that never gets enough. It's
a satiable butthole, just it's just never enough addict us.

(19:41):
That's Adria Fox, who's thirty years old today at your
part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Thursday morning. Lookal, what's happening around the world of entertainment.
You're on the wood Show.

Speaker 18 (19:55):
Show.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, Welcome back everybody. It is a pret Thursday morning.
We are the Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I was.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Just looking more about that story the guy that you
talked about yesterday, Greg who what did jail for thirty
eight years? Got twenty five million dollars the biggest payout,
biggest payout ever for someone who yeah, who's been wrongly convicted? Right,
he got exonerated thanks to DNA.

Speaker 12 (20:19):
Yeah, deserves the money.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
And so there was one of these related stories you
know that pop up like, oh, if you like this story,
you might like this one again. In my nightmare, wrongfully convicted,
you have no alibi, like you really were by yourself,
but you really didn't do it. Honestly, you didn't do it.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
Yeah, he got sentenced to life without parole. They wanted
the death penalty. Yeah, that is my nightmare. This dude
in Hawaii, same kind of thing. He spent thirty years
in prison for a crime he didn't commit. He's fifty
one years old now and he just got out. This
is back in nineteen ninety four. He was convicted of
killing a guy and a drug deal gone bad. But
now DNA evidence has finally finally cleared him. What's crazy

(20:55):
is how much of they have. I guess all this
DNA evidence and all these different cases that are just
like backlogs. That's what SO takes for.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
They'll never get to I am all about setting whoever
to the electric chair, right, but let's clear the backlog.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Yeah, if it's beyond the shadow of a doubt. Yes,
I say do it, and do it tonight.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Okay, So we know a couple of these people who've
been in the news here recently. They definitely did it right,
like you know it. They definitely the Luigi guys, the
Charlie Kirk guy, like, we know that they did it.
Like that's easy, done whatever. Now in these other cases
where there could be like can we clear the backlog? Yeah,
get on that, and then once that's cleared, then yeah,

(21:37):
flip the switch. Man.

Speaker 14 (21:38):
Let's how much the government waste on stuff like you
can't invest in that. I'm sure they can figure out
a way to make money off.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Now do you think I mean, is this something that
AI will make quicker? Uh?

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Yeah, I don't know. Good question.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
One of the first things this guy wanted when he
got out of thirty years of prison food. He wanted
to go out for a nice steak dinner. Yeah, and
he said the food was great, But this is the
craziest thing he experienced when he was out there. He
noticed that everybody was looking at their phone the whole time.
I say that, yeah, because I've been thinking about dude
nineteen ninety four, he was convicted. It's been thirty years.

(22:11):
So thirty years like locked away.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
Like everybody looks hypnotized.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, so this is his first time witnessing cell phone zombies.
This is lame, he said. Back in ninety four, all
he had was a pager. Flip phones didn't hit till
ninety six. But now he's got a new phone, his
first one ever. He's not obsessed with it, just yet
get there, but he thinks it's weird how messages are
always flooding. In quote, it just keeps on beeping. Yea, yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
A couple thoughts on that, thirty minutes in prison if
you're wrongly convicted would be It wouldn't seem like forever.
It seemed like forever. And number two, I think we're
kind of safe. Maybe I'm being naive. I don't think
I'll ever get accused of murdering a drug dealer. No,
I think I'll be okay.

Speaker 12 (22:52):
Yeah, you never know. Long plays a wrong time by ambient, Yeah,
it out I.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
One of those wine benders will be believed to be
a drug dealer.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Killer eight seven seven forty four. Woody set us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna
take a quick break this.

Speaker 20 (23:15):
Way house.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Can we begin another new hour in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world? On this Thursday morning, September the
twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Hold up, my name is whatdy?
That's Greig gry Hi Woody, there's menace?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
What is up?

Speaker 18 (23:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Grad? Good morning? Seabats is here. We got Sammy, we
got Morgan bones open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
text us over to two to nine eight seven. We've
got some of the trending news headlines was everybody talking
about today, Gina Grad?

Speaker 12 (23:53):
Oh, we have an.

Speaker 19 (23:53):
Update on that ice off to shooting in Dallas where
one detainee was killed to others in critical condition. Shooter
was a currently some twenty nine year old dude who
had gotten onto a nearby roof and started shooting at
a detaining van with.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
The riper rifle. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (24:08):
The shooter killed himself before the cops could get to him,
and we don't know the motive yet, but investigators are
calling it an act of targeted violence. They found AMMO
near the shooter labeled anti ICE. What what is it
with all the guns and stuff?

Speaker 12 (24:23):
Yeah, it was that.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, it's like they got the memo on like the
step by step instructions at right, find a rifle.

Speaker 14 (24:31):
This on it RUI Luigi didn't. He was the first
one that we saw.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I don't know if he was the OG or not.

Speaker 12 (24:40):
No, it's not a but for some line.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
This, for some reason, this targeted act of violence. Isn't
that the most redundant thing you've ever heard?

Speaker 12 (24:48):
It is?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It is?

Speaker 8 (24:49):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (24:49):
President Trump says the shooting is a result of the
quote radical left Dems constantly demonizing law enforcement. Vice President
Advance says there's some evidence that hasn't been released, but
they know the whole thing leads back to politics.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
If you feel this strongly about stuff and you're gonna
go out and you're going to kill somebody over it, like,
go to jail for it, you know, I mean, don't
kill yourself. Yeah, be accountable, don't really commit like you yeah,
really commit, like really, you know, be the person and
be accountable for it so you can speak out and like, yeah,
don't don't just take somebody out from a roof. Yeah, Like,
after you do it, just surrender to the cops. Don't
be a pussy and kill yourself exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (25:22):
Well, this shooting is the fourth attack on an ice
or border patrol facility in Texas this year, so ice
they're doubling down on security around the country. And Travis Decker,
you know that scumbag dad who killed his three daughters
at a campsite. He's officially officially.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Been declared dead by the US Marshall's office.

Speaker 19 (25:40):
It is him, Yeah, they announced it about a week
ago after sheriffs found a body in this like remote forest.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
They're pretty sure it was him.

Speaker 19 (25:46):
Officials still waiting on DNA testing to confirm it, but
Marshalls say this is done.

Speaker 12 (25:52):
With that being said that the book is closed on
this guy.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
It's probably hard to identify him because they said the
animals had gotten to him.

Speaker 15 (25:57):
Good.

Speaker 19 (25:58):
Yeah, Well, the ratings came in for Jimmy Kimmel's first
show back since the suspension.

Speaker 12 (26:03):
It was one of the biggest shows ever.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Really Yeah.

Speaker 19 (26:06):
Tuesday Night show ended up having six point twenty six
million viewers, which is the highest audience number since March
of twenty fifteen.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
You know, say, I guess you.

Speaker 19 (26:19):
Could say that maybe backfired a little and these ratings
look even better. Remember when you factor in that nearly
a quarter of people in the US couldn't even see
it because Sinclara next I refused to air it.

Speaker 12 (26:29):
But as for.

Speaker 19 (26:29):
Social media, Kimmel's monologue had over twenty six million views online.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
The other dumb thing I saw today? Uh god?

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah? It was total? Oh really really a lot of
people were going to tune in for that show.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
What here we go?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
According to new numbers, younger people are more likely to
consider social media content creator to be a real job
than older folks do.

Speaker 21 (26:56):
What.

Speaker 12 (26:57):
Oh really, really, it's not a slow tusday, So.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Younger people fifty percent believe it's a real job. Older
people only twelve percent. It's a real job.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
Okay, kid?

Speaker 19 (27:14):
Well, Alabama is set to execute a fifty year old
dude tonight for killing a woman at a gas station
back in ninety nineteen ninety seven. This yeah, hiding behind
the counter during a robbery.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
Up yep, well ride the lightning.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (27:27):
This case ended with a jury recommending the death penalty
ten to two. By the way, so, Jeffrey Todd West
says he did it, He regrets it deeply, He wants
to apologize. The victim's son even asked the governor to
spare him and spoke out saying vengeance isn't for the state,
it's for the lord.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
But how about you get both? Why not both?

Speaker 8 (27:47):
Right?

Speaker 19 (27:47):
The double down? The state isn't buying it. So Wes
is getting put down using nitrogen gas.

Speaker 12 (27:54):
That's the new method. That's last. But like Greg, if
you were.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Going to go cut over a firing squad.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
Right exactly, or you know, an electric well.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
They're they're saying it's inhumane.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
It's the most humane way.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
How about this. I'm I'm totally it's it's nitrogen. It's
I'm totally for the death penalty. But to shut the
people up and talk about like this is inhumane, that's
in human. Whatever we use for our beloved pets, when
that's humane and it's nice, and they go, this is
what you should do to you know, and their suffering

(28:29):
and you know, put them down. Whatever we use for that,
let's use for these you know jerk offs that you know,
murder rapists and whatever that we're you know, executing on
death row.

Speaker 19 (28:39):
Yeah, and Greg's you know, thoughts about the firing squad.
How do they kill old Yeller?

Speaker 12 (28:43):
Sometimes that's all the time.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
But I'm saying, like nobody ever says that's inhumane. Like
when you have a sick and you know, dying injured
animal to put them down. So whatever they use.

Speaker 12 (28:53):
For that, it is the humane thing to do.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, so like, oh, so what is it is? It's
good enough for.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
You know, breathing this n your old dog good night.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Or you could just duplicate how they did the murder.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I see that. I would love You're never we're never gonna.

Speaker 19 (29:04):
Win that one down behind that count about scared?

Speaker 14 (29:07):
How about a live stream and then the funds of
the live stream go to like the victim's family kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I always thought it would be uh cool to have
like somebody who's on death row and they're going to
be executed, but they don't know when, and it could
be it's just random, right, because that's how it was
for their victim. They didn't know, right, they didn't know,
And so every day you're waking up in this cell,
going is today the day? And you know what's coming

(29:37):
psychological and you don't know how it's gonna happen. Is
it going to be firing squad? Are they gonna hang out?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
They have a wheel to drawn and quarter wheel of execution, yes, right?

Speaker 14 (29:48):
Yeah, Also like some days they just walk them halfway
and they are never mind.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Or on the way to breakfast, you know when you
get to Mexico and you go through the airport and
they have you push the button. It either goes red. Yeah,
like you go on the way to the mess line,
to the chowel line. You push the button. If it's green,
continue on. If it's red, you're gonna go over here line, sir.
Spin the wheel of execution, so good, so good.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Or you can have it like James Bond style where
you're up in a plane or a blamp and you
think it's an elevator, but it's really just a shaft.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
There could even be like a spin again, right, yeah,
extra torture and we don't want to lie this. There
we go. I think the money were firing injection and
it lands on pit of crocodile jack off.

Speaker 12 (30:48):
Well, changing gears a little bit.

Speaker 19 (30:49):
You know that huge flash flood in Texas back in
July that hit that girl's summer camp camp Mystic. They're
planning on partially sort of kind of reopening next year
after twenty seven campers and counselors were killed in the flood.
Let me explain a little who's going to send their kids,
that's the question. Well, the camp announced that their sister
camp will be back up and running by next summer,
but the original camp site where the flood happened, of

(31:10):
course too messed up to reopen by then, so they're
building a memorial to honor those who die instead. Of course,
it goes without saying that there's going to be new
safety protocols. But I had the same question, who's going.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, it's not that I mean they it's not that
I don't trust them or nothing against the people who
own to run the camp. Yeah, like why would you? Yeah,
it's not like they. You know, whenever there's like a school,
they'll raise the school like this the school is the
school is torn down like Columbine you know, uh was
completely redone, Sandy Hook was demolished, right you know? Uh

(31:42):
this summer case, it's a it's a camp. Like there's
a bunch of open space. Find some other place, call
it something different. It could still be run by the
same people. Yeah, I just like, as a parent, like.

Speaker 12 (31:52):
Problem.

Speaker 22 (31:53):
But as a kid, there's no way you're looking forward
to going to that camp.

Speaker 12 (31:56):
No, of course not of course not.

Speaker 19 (31:58):
Well, Texas A and M's cat, But Sigma Fraternity is
in big trouble after a lot of pledges had to
go to the hospital when they got hazed. The pledges
were forced to do hundreds of squats in muddy, dark conditions.
Some of them ended up collapsing, puking, saying they couldn't walk,
and doctors say, this is a symptom that matches rabdomialysis
or rabbdo. If you were watching house, it was always

(32:19):
rapped out. That's the condition that involves dangerous levels of muscle.

Speaker 12 (32:23):
Breakdown, a risk.

Speaker 14 (32:27):
Too much working out.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Yeah, the pledges working out right.

Speaker 19 (32:32):
The frat leaders told them to lie about how they
got hurt if they ended up getting checked out.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Did it while naked? Tho, it's working out probably? Wow?

Speaker 19 (32:41):
Like suspending weights from your way.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Yeah, always involved.

Speaker 14 (32:45):
Alphan trunk getting hammered.

Speaker 23 (32:48):
Men.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
If you want to be accepted by all these people
as your quote friends, friends, you're gonna let Terry here
tea bag. Yeah, now that you're gonna do squats over
my face. I said that, a squad over my face
old school. Yeah, they're going to pay us to be
your stupid You're gonna do three burpies right exactly? Then

(33:11):
we'll consider you four pull ups.

Speaker 19 (33:13):
Well, the rapture didn't happen, guys. Now we have some
disappointed Christians on social media saying it's still in the works.
Don't worry, but God is delaying it until the Epstein
files are released.

Speaker 12 (33:25):
A new angle.

Speaker 19 (33:26):
A bunch of semi serious posts online say stuff like
there will be a delay in the impending rapture until
the unredacted files are released for full review, were very
sorry together?

Speaker 12 (33:37):
Yeah well.

Speaker 19 (33:37):
Meanwhile, lots of Christians around the country also posted sad
videos asking why they weren't chosen to go to the
pearly Gates and wondering if their neighbors might have been
taken instead. So let's do a couple normal By the numbers,
According to a new poll, forty six percent of them
think that if the rapture actually did occur, they'd be
taken straight to heaven, eighteen percent said they'd be left

(33:57):
behind and props to them for the honesty.

Speaker 10 (33:59):
While thirty six percent said they're not sure.

Speaker 12 (34:02):
So if you're not sure, if you're going straight to heaven,
you're probably not going.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
But maybe you're I'm not sure. Here's the thing. I know,
I'm a good person. I'm a good friend, a good husband, father,
all that kind of stuff. But it depends on how
seriously they take all the rules of religion, right, So
it depends on which one turns out to be real.
There's all there's all these different religions, right, and there's
different rules for different religions. Some you can't celebrate your

(34:26):
birthday because nobody can have a birthday other than the Lord. Yeah,
there's all kinds stuff, right, So it depends on which
one's legit, ya right, And I don't know what the
requirement and how you and how you operated within those
or did not operate within those rules while you were alive. Now,
if it's just on being a good person and doing
you know, right by your friend's family, all the kind
of stuff, I think, I think I'm good, you know,

(34:47):
like uh.

Speaker 14 (34:48):
You know, if you sold pe to your grandma, like
you're not.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
But I'm going straight to hell no matter what the religion.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
But if it's like we're not letting you in because
you didn't believe all that you ate meat on Fridays
and whatever it was, I'm just using that that one
religions as the example. But like, if if that's it, well,
then man, am I screwed there?

Speaker 19 (35:10):
I saw meme last night that said something like, if
you're still here after the rapture, you're definitely bisexual.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Because went to heave and gays went to hell.

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Somewhere here, and that's what's going on with all.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, thank you, Gina Gren. We're gonna take a break.
More Woody Show is next.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, I pee when I sit down, sit down when
I peece sometimes, Okay, I'm not. I'm not less of
a man because of me less a man, just sometimes like.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Show.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, the Golden Bachelor is back, you guys, they just
had their their first new episode and yeah, we're gonna
be doing Woodies show a Golden Bachelorette. Sweet, you know
we're sea Bass talks to the old cam horse, right,
that's not nice the fact and they're doing sex cam stuff. Girls?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Are they literally what they are?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm I'm just not going to call a sixty plus
year old woman girl.

Speaker 12 (36:14):
Yeah, that's not ages, it's accurate.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, you don't. You don't call a nine year old
dog a puppy or you know.

Speaker 12 (36:21):
Their seniors, but it's your puppy.

Speaker 22 (36:22):
It's always your puppy.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, but is this your whore? Yeah, like, I'm always
going to be my mom's baby. But you wouldn't call
me a boy. I'm a man, called my man anyway.
One of the bachelorette seventy one year old Terry. She
is a cosmetic dentist. She assaulted the new old guy bachelor.
Mel is the guy who's looking for love with her puppet.

(36:46):
She had this puppet. Now, little quit backstory. Now here's meil.
She's seventy one years old. George, she's seven, I'm like
seventy one.

Speaker 14 (36:58):
That's wow.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Sion Chris Kardashian did your face?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Oh yeah, she looks incredible.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah yeah, what do you think? Smash your pass? Smash
smashsh I would never think there's a guy online he
goes it's like a NFL players wives, NFL owners wives.
Yeah yeah, he raised goes, uh smash. Actually it's real
thoughtful about it. It's just his delivery cracks me up. Anyway,

(37:26):
So she uh had the puppet smack the bachelor guy
because again his name is Mel. He was on a
podcast and he had the nerve to say that he
preferred women forty five to sixty. He's sixty six of.

Speaker 12 (37:41):
Course he does.

Speaker 22 (37:42):
Well, that's probably normal for a sixty six year old guy.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Right, okay, but like whatever, that's his preference, like just
anything else. Women, you have a rule about height, height,
you know, yeah whatever. Any So, he addressed this one
on the show, said it was wrong from the say,
what else are you going to say? In a roomful
of old chicks?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
You know?

Speaker 12 (37:59):
Yeah, that's who he's about to date.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
But yeah, here is I have a little clip. This
is uh Terry attacking him with the puppet.

Speaker 24 (38:07):
Now, hi, Now I'm Terry from Houston, and this is Carly,
my favorite dental assistant by Neil.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
I bet you weren't expecting all these women over sixty.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
It looks so hot, right, correct? And I thought you
weren't expecting this either.

Speaker 16 (38:23):
That even.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I don't think I've ever been hit by a puppet before.

Speaker 25 (38:28):
That was for all women over sixty, because he has
never been exposed to women like us.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
She looks better than she sounds good. Yeah that's yeah,
she really stuck it to him. So based all that,
what do you think did she or did she not
get a rose? Oh?

Speaker 14 (38:50):
I mean she sounds annoying, so yeah, no, but no
matter how good she looked.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
But it's good content because she's crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, but he's the one that has to give him out. Right,
But producers, my.

Speaker 11 (39:01):
Producers, I'm saying, I'm saying yes, Yes, I'm going to
say yes because he has something to prove now that
he's not ageis I think?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
No, she got a rose you guys, she's hanging in
there being hot. Helps Yeah, guys, you brought you brought
a puppet. You're out exactly. You're doing character voices, but.

Speaker 14 (39:25):
Some bile or realness, ye say, angle though because she
brought it up, he couldn't cut her.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, it would look no matter how annoying she was
someone in the text. What is what do you show
a golden master? Well, I'm glad you asked, uh Sea Bass.
He had this idea a while ago. And because there's
all these like cam girls, you know, only it was
before we're the only fans or only fans is kind
of that same idea, right, But you're right, this is

(39:53):
only fans. This is what all the only fans girls
were doing before, only fans. They would you know, set
up and they have these cam and they would do
stuff to themselves and live.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
Yeah, like thement it's like a chat.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Room kind of thing, but like a private chat room.
You go in there and you would just type in
and like communicate with the girl and you'd say, oh,
I want you to X y Z. And so anyway,
there's something for everybody. And so you get these you know,
what what do they call them? Uh, it's mature. I
think it's what they use in the porn world. So
like that for all the it's like grandma stuff, you know.

(40:28):
So they have like these old women. Yeah, you got
these old chicks who are who are are doing these
these cadam Yeah, and so Sea Mass would jump in
there and he would he would type to them and
have and so you'll hear like a little like kind
of sound effect that just means that he's tipping them.
And so they always have it's my favorite part. They

(40:48):
always have some kind of reaction to it. Yeah, you know,
like some kind of like because some of these chicks
have devices they're wired in that are wired into the
system so that when you tip them, it's like having
the remote control for vibrating panties. It hits them with
a yeah right, And and some of these checks, uh
you know, they have like very dramatic here's one. This

(41:10):
is just to give you an idea. This is from
a previous season of what He show a bachelorette Sea
Bass with the with the old ladies.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Hello, Sebastian, welcome in, good morning, Oh Sebastian. I love that.
Hello Sebastian, Thank you baby. Oh I'm sweating. Give it
to me all you got, Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
What's small with bright d? Instead of being like a
perv and saying like sick sexual stuff, he'll just say
like stuff like what makes you smile?

Speaker 12 (41:49):
Your favorite childhood?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
When he types it in ye, what's small bright D? Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
I've been told I was amazing three times today already,
so that has brightened my day. But in real life,
my grand babies brightened my day a million times over.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
She's sitting there with her old beaver out. You know,
I'm like taking taking Sebastian's tips and talking about your gildren,
talk about your grandchildren when you're muff's out right, what
are you doing?

Speaker 13 (42:30):
Are you gonna be a good boy and take me
to play, Sebastian, You're just gonna throw thirty five cents
at me and vibe this on your dollar that you tipped.
I got thirty five cents off of that, so now

(42:50):
I got a dollar.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Oh, I got it.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
They're literally doing this for a dollar.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Let me let me try to find Let me try
I find one where they got like the over the
top like you know.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Hello that Sebastian. How you love oh, SEBASTIONI ah, and
I love it when you do that sweetness. Oh that
is so good. Oh, you're quite an expert with that.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
At you an expert?

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Yeah, but you're so good a mouse.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
What's the most essential part of a friendship?

Speaker 8 (43:37):
What's the most essential part of a friendship? Oh honestly, yes, Sebastian.
I am going to set up because I want to
talk to you.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
I am finding you very very intriguing.

Speaker 14 (43:53):
You're actually asking me about myself this hash.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Who is your favorite actor or actress.

Speaker 8 (44:09):
That quite like Anthony Hopkins in some of the older
roles that he's been in, not because he's British, just
because can we do this again? Because you are amazing.
You are a breath of fresh air. Amazing, Sebastian, you
are fabulous.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
You are fabulous friend.

Speaker 19 (44:26):
Yeah, Oh, hello that Sebastian.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
How you love?

Speaker 23 (44:35):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Sabastia.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
That's a big tip. That's a whole two dollars. Alright,
So we'll have a new season of WOODI show a bachelor.
We'll have that for you next week. Cool get on
the Woody Shows. Worried about the long stiller. No one's
run up the long term sex of the Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (44:57):
There's no circulation to the creamiu the show.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
It's a Thursday morning. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Well, this dude went around to some popular fast food
spots and he is reviewing their least ordered items and
then giving giving his review all right on the least
ordered items. I think it's just because I'm so hungry
right now. I had kind of like an earlier dinner
last night, and then I haven't had anything yet and

(45:35):
I'm starving. I don't know. Why do you want me
to order something? Yeah? Can you order me a large?
Zep bound place a large? Because you know this is
the day, it's injection day. Yeah, okay, yeah, so it
starts to like, dude, by tomorrow, because I'll do it
today and then by tomorrow I'll have like no appetite tomorrow. Really, yeah,

(45:57):
it's good, like to take it like on a Thursday
or Friday going into a weekend.

Speaker 12 (46:01):
Ye, fall apart.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
It's the best time because that's when you're you're the
appetites of present parts like that strongest.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
I'm going to ask you, guys, does it wear off eventually?
Not week by week, but I'm saying, let's say you've
been on zet bound for a year, does it your
body eventually just kind of get used to it?

Speaker 12 (46:15):
Yes, I mean that's why you go up in different dosages.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Well, then you get to the top. I'm like at
the fifteen whatever milligram whatever, whatever, the highest one. Yeah
for zet bound. Yeah, I just do maybe all like
double fist.

Speaker 14 (46:27):
Yes, I've taken breaks for like two months and yeah,
I mean it wasn't insane, yeah, but it did go
up the hunger.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Let's talk about food, Yeah, I am all right. So
this guy goes to some popular fast food spots reviewing
their least ordered items.

Speaker 15 (46:44):
What is the least ordered item at fast food chains?
Starting off with McDonald's, which, according to the available data,
is actually the fileto fish All right.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Now, the fish I love. Yeah, I don't order it
very often, nobody does, I guess not. But it's still
it hangs around on the menu, and I think maybe
it's because they they want somebody to have a fish option. Yeah, yeah,
is it just so they have the fish option? I
don't know.

Speaker 15 (47:08):
Elible data is actually the fileo fish, and I could
see why because this didn't look too appetizing, but to
be honest, it didn't taste too terrible. This is similar
to Burger King, whose least popular item is their big
fish sandwich that actually tasted much better than the file
o fish.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
That is true, Burger King's fish sandwich is better than McDonald's,
but I didn't know that big fish. Yeah, big fish.
The fla fish is good. And you can ask them
to put the big Mac sauce instead of the tartar
sauce on the onsh And that's that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Did they put cheese on the fish? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Weird necessary, Yeah, it's good. I just don't think about its.

Speaker 15 (47:43):
Least popular item is their cool Wrap, which is actually
fire and Taco Bells least popular was a three cheese
chicken flat bread melt, which was basically just a fatter
case of dia and this was also incredible. On to
Wendy's and their least popular item is their taco salad,
what actually comes with an entire side of chili and
taste pretty good. So great value there. Starbucks least popular
food item is these potato cheddar and Child's Bake, which
were like little kishes and tasted quite good, while KFCs

(48:05):
was surprising their chicken pot pie, which I personally love.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Dude, the chicken pop pat KFC is bomb.

Speaker 12 (48:11):
Well was there anything? Is there such thing as a
bad chicken pot pie?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Oh really? Yeah, those frozen ones that you get calendars awesome. Yeah,
some of them, Like the crust is just like nuggat dry, bland,
flaky and butterysh.

Speaker 14 (48:28):
Yeah, I don't know Marie Calendars. Yeah, the Marie Calendars
is I agree, it's good. Yeah, really, but there's some
out there non Marie.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's like I'll order a chicken pot pie just to
eat the crust on the top, the same way I'll
order French onion soup just to eat the cheese at
the top.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
So good. Yeah, Costco chicken pot pie was so tempted.

Speaker 14 (48:50):
The only thing about chicken pot pie is you never know,
and they're kind of like hot pockets where you'd never know,
like the degree of how hot it is and you're like, Okay,
it's good.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's just a thousand skin off your mouth.

Speaker 15 (49:02):
The blar food item is these potato cheddar and Child's Bake,
which were like little kishes and tasted quite good, while
KFC's was surprising their chicken pot pie, which I personally love,
but definitely the most underrated least popular item from a
fast food chain how to have come from Duncan with
their white cheddar bagel twist, taking the cake as the
best item of the day.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
White cheddar bagel twist twists. Okay, it looks good in
the video. I've never even heard of it. Yeah, I'm
willing to try it, like right now, the white cheddar
what white bagel twists? White cheddar bagel twist Like.

Speaker 12 (49:32):
It's like garlic knots but along.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah all right, yeah it looks really good. Yeah yeah,
I'll have a filet of fish right now at this
time in the morning, No problem done. Do you want
me order?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Actually so I'll buy if you find the fly Okay, yeah,
you do all the work with the ordering and stuff,
and I'm more than happy to pay.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
And I owe a breakfast too. Could we make that
same arrangement next week, menace, because that's the thing that's
holding me back is logistics. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Text here says they have the fish for when it's
Easter and Catholics can eat me Like that's how it started.
I know that that's the story today. But yeah, but
it's a year round thing. It's not like the McRib
they just bring it back just for lent. Yeah, it's
on the menu for some reason, even if a lot
of people aren't buying. It's got to be just so
there's something other than beef beef for chicken.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, where are you ordering from? Uh? Wait,
so do you want dunky or you want I would
like the does duncan have the the white cheddar, big
old twist whatever it's called. Yeah, look at it. See
if they have that. If not, anything else will do
start right?

Speaker 12 (50:39):
That looks good?

Speaker 24 (50:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he text us over
to two two nine eighty seven show if you know
the moon Land It was Pike and pinklet is wheel
name means and today's redneck news is from Massachusetts. For
this guy, he was doing some shopping there at his
local target, just trying to get some stuff he needed.

(51:04):
Only he wasn't buying stuff, he was shoplifting stuff. The
guy and another woman ran off from the store with
one hundred and fifty dollars worth of stuff they didn't
pay for. Employees try to stop him. We weren't able to
do that. But then those employees, I guess h called
the cops. And cops from nearby they stopped the couple
just a few minutes later, and when they walked up

(51:25):
to the guy, they noticed that he was doing something.
Oh what, Oh, I see what he said. He's shoving
a small baggy of stuff into his mouth. What's in
the back? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, four to five bundles
of cocaine and a bundle of fentanyl. Oh yeah, big mouth.
Now this goes to like what Greg saying, like if
fentanyls so dangerous where he came and like being the like,

(51:49):
this just goes to show like that's been overblown. And
it also depends on the mouth. It is in the wrapper,
you know, pass through there's better places of shove, you know.
I think he was arrested, charged with a ton of stuff,
including shoplifting, possession of a Class A substance, tampering with evidence,
assault and battery and a police officer. So uh, there

(52:11):
we go. That is from Massachusetts. Or a guy did
some shoplifting at the target and then swallowed some bags
of cocaine and fentanyl. Big day, right, and that is
today he's read Nick good Times. Yeah, then what happens
because like, your body's gonna try to break down whatever
you've swallowed, so they have like what would the plan

(52:32):
be like if you have a whole bag of cocaine,
a whole bag of fedyl, You're gonna overdose, so that
thing opens up, right and then you're dead.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
And he was just hamstering it maybe not swallowing, and.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
The ideas of what either barf it up or crap
it out?

Speaker 8 (52:45):
Is that what you do?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah yeah BOOPI save it for later.

Speaker 12 (52:47):
Yeah, that's where they wrap it.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Well, come on, and do you have to disclose to
your buyer later.

Speaker 16 (52:52):
That through you?

Speaker 6 (52:54):
Yeah, just so you know it's like if somebody dies
in that house.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
This I was just sourced. But to table just smell
funny eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can hit
u up with the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. This is the Woody show always thinking about
Babes's budget. Knock it off, Davis and see nine hundred

(53:28):
foot Jesus. They're coming brain, but they're coming back from
new episodes. But yeah, I thought you said nine hundred
ft Jesus.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I even seven forty four Wooding text
us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
People were asked to name something I don't knock it
toll you try it life hack.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Now, Gina had mentioned recently like something that I can't
this thing. I guess the chili and chili and cinnamon.
R chili and cinnamon.

Speaker 12 (54:05):
You literally serve it for lunch at school.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
So good. It just doesn't I mean, it doesn't. Now
the chili is like it like Wendy's chili?

Speaker 24 (54:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Is it more like a hearty thicker or more like
a I don't know, thinner.

Speaker 12 (54:21):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 12 (54:25):
You take a little bit said, only you dip it
in the chili. It's really good.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Well why not?

Speaker 12 (54:33):
No, that's too tomato chili has a little more I
know of a sweetness.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Maybe yeah, I mean it. But what I've been saying,
you know, my big thing don't knock until you try it.
People go, oh, the bidet, the but washing toilet, to
try it. Yeah, but some people are very much against it. Well,
there's no reason to knock it unless you're like just
afraid of your.

Speaker 12 (54:54):
My husband doesn't want to try it because he says
it might be too delightful.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Okay. That goes along to some of the other, uh,
you know objections that I've heard that there are some
dudes who think it's a little gay, And I'm like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Like how like that's the dumbest that's the dumbest thing
I've heard. I mean, how I know how it's because
something's playing with your sphincter. That's what it's playing, cleaning
cleaning it.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
It's showering gay.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
It's right, yeah, yeah exactly, go into the bathroom. But
it rules how do you clean your penis?

Speaker 8 (55:24):
Greg?

Speaker 6 (55:24):
How do you clean it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
What do you mean like shower like wipe it or
do you kind of like are you kind of tugging
on it with soapy hands? Watched with the bar of
soap in my hand and like it just goes everywhere,
you know, like over your wiener? Yeah, Okay, but like, like,
but then how do you get like the the underside
and the sides or whatever, like and once it soaped up,

(55:47):
do you do? You grab it and kind of like
take the jerk yourself a little bit. Have a detachable
shower head, you take that off and you do your
your whole body, all right, your fancy. Yeah, I just
use liquids. I don't have our soup. Yeah, menace is
a shower poof guy.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Had the poof. I thought you're a poof guy. It
doesn't feel good.

Speaker 12 (56:13):
They are TOI sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the best thing I saw
on this whole. Don't knocket to you. Try it thing
for last. And I got to ask the ladies if
you would do this, you'll understand why. Okay, uh, don't
knock it to you. Try it doing things alone, like
eating at a restaurant alone.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
If you're on a business.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Greg is against is against. They haven't your head. I guess.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
You have no shame.

Speaker 7 (56:47):
I will say there's no benefit to going to a
restaurant alone. It's just a waste of time, right, Yeah,
don't have to deal with anybody explain waste of time
because you could stop in at any grocery store, gas station,
et cetera, et cetera, grab the food and eat it
while you're doing other stuff, or you can that's.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Just because you have to eat. But you know what,
I'm hungry, I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna have a
nice meal when somebody serve me. I'm not in a rush.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
It's not it's not an indie pit stop. You know,
it's like you can you actually have a little bit
of time. You could sit and have a nice meal.

Speaker 14 (57:23):
Unless it's a diner with a counter. It's meant a
restaurant is meant to be communal. You're meant to be
there with other people.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Because you're taking extra times for your meal. If you're
if you're by yourself, what are you doing staring at
your film, staring at the TV.

Speaker 22 (57:36):
It's the same amount of time if you take it
to go and go eat it at home by yourself,
it's not that's the same thing.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
Is incret Well, unless you're a pig and you eat
like an animal, and.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Because you have to wait for something, I understand more
like Greg saying it's embarrassing, like you might feel embarrassed because,
like myself, don't knock get to you trying.

Speaker 14 (57:53):
I was about to say, you have to do the
stupid back and forth and all that.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
It's certainly not the same amount of time. If you're
on the spectrum where you're socially awkward or whatever.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
I can understand.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, you're gonna make people with my server. No, yeah,
I'm not making friends to the server either.

Speaker 14 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
I don't want to sit at the counter because I
don't talk to anybody.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
This could go on all day in the one exactly
like you don't enjoy It's fine, you don't you enjoy it.
I find it to be delightful. I know my wife
loves it. It is delightful.

Speaker 16 (58:18):
Chill.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, it's good. Whatever what I'm gonna do, I'm a
sitt at home and sit in my car and eat
the gas station sandwichand hotel. Yes, pilates. Don't knock it
till you try it.

Speaker 22 (58:30):
Never tried it.

Speaker 10 (58:32):
It's hard, it is, but it really is great for
your body. It makes you feel so good. The type
of workout that it is.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
It's explained it to me, I know, is it just
like stretching stuff?

Speaker 11 (58:44):
Well, it's it is like stretching, but also it is
working your muscles and the way that it does for
me it makes my body feel more aligned, so it
doesn't hurt as much.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
So what's the difference between pilates and yoga.

Speaker 22 (58:57):
There's more, there's a border.

Speaker 10 (58:59):
Yoga is more of you're not using other things like stretching. Right,
you could be on a reformer or something.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
On Pilate's where it's a machine and doing different things
and you're working out and more balance.

Speaker 19 (59:10):
Orient and it's not like a word that means anything.
It was created by a guy named Joe Pilates.

Speaker 11 (59:16):
Okay, well no, no, no, So pilates was created for
people who were injured, like in hospitals and stuff and
couldn't work out to get their muscles to move.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
That's why the reformers you're laying in a bed.

Speaker 19 (59:26):
I'm just saying the word pilates doesn't doesn't should explain
what reformer means. It is a sliding bench with little
springs that do provide a very small amount of resistance.
So on one hand, I do hate pilates because it's
it's a very slow and it is much better ways
to do what it does. However, it is the hottest

(59:46):
chick workout ratio that exists.

Speaker 22 (59:48):
I know this is going. Yeah, have you taken a
pilates class.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I have.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
I wanted to say, I don't know. I didn't want
to knock it till I tried it. Now I can knocket.
But if you'd any like up and down the board,
the percentage of women in a plots class who are
hot is heads and heads and toes above any of
the type of workout.

Speaker 10 (01:00:06):
Right, Well, it's not because you're not anyone doing that.
Isn't trying to bulk up. You're trying to just keep
your muscles strong.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
We're not trying to sell you on anything necessarily here.
It's just these are what some of the things that
people mention when they're asked, like, don't knock it to
you try like their life hack, for lack of a
better phrase, cheese it's in soup instead of crackers.

Speaker 12 (01:00:24):
Oh great, it's great.

Speaker 24 (01:00:25):
I do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Sally grilling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like a
grilled cheese.

Speaker 12 (01:00:34):
Thinking about doing this. I saw someone do that online.
I was like, that's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, well I I have had a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich where the bread got toasted and then they
put the peanut butter and jelly on it, and it
was it was good.

Speaker 14 (01:00:46):
But you also made me that one that had bacon
in it, remember you got Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, but just grilled bread is always better. Yea, because
the peanut butter gets melty.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Brushing your teeth in the shower.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I used to do that, and people go, oh, that's gross.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
I'm like, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I just never think to do that. Yeah, I don't
scrub my nuts with it and then brush my teeth.

Speaker 22 (01:01:12):
You know your toothpaste in the shower too, Yeah? Are
you going to reach out for it?

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I keep the toothbrush and the toothpaste in the shower.
The toothbrush has one of those like holder protector. Yeah,
and Morgan's mind. You wait, get it in the shower,
is it? You don't knock it too? You try it, said,
a fifteen minute timer and start the thing you're avoiding.
Momentum kicks in and then half the and half the

(01:01:38):
time you just keep going after the timer ends.

Speaker 18 (01:01:40):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Uh, trading a social life for a healthy sleep schedule.
I'm the kind of person who thinks that an event
that starts after seven pm is too late. Now events early,
that's good, all right. Separate bedrooms. Oh dude, Hey, I've
been arguing with my wife for allowing me to get
an apartment for during the week, for the work week,

(01:02:04):
because it's just the schedule and it would just be easier.
Yeah right, like just right across the street from the
safety travel time. Yeah, so far and then day but no,
no big deal. Yeah, it'd be fine. I'll get home
like on a Friday afternoon, be there till.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Oh no, even Sunday night. I can stay. I'll just
go to work on that Sunday night. But like you know,
so like really it's Monday night through Thursday night.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
No big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I will settle. I'm willing to give that up and
settle for separate bedrooms.

Speaker 19 (01:02:33):
I want the okay in a new house, new bed,
new everything. Couldn't wait to just get all comfy and sleep.
I haven't had more than three hours of sleep since
we moved. Overrated sleeping next to another person, the snoring,
I can't take it.

Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
He doesn't like the mattress that I like.

Speaker 19 (01:02:50):
Our alarms go off at different times I wake him
up when I go pee in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
He yah, because it will.

Speaker 19 (01:02:57):
It's a bigger room, and so it's I don't if
there's more reverberation or just because it's more empty right
now because we haven't set it up, but I am
noticing it so much more. I may have to make
that guest room a little more of my thing. Is
it bad for married people sleep?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
My wife argues yes.

Speaker 14 (01:03:14):
My parents Benefits has been talking about this a lot,
Like his wife lives on the top floor now and
he lives on the bottom floor because of the sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
My mom is so loud. My step mom and my
dad they have separate bedrooms, and it's just because like
she's the snor right, and so he just prefers things.
They both prefer things that way. I hope, I hope
to achieve that level of Itsjistically.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
It would work really well, But it's just sad our schedule.

Speaker 19 (01:03:48):
I go to sleep so much earlier that it's like,
who cares I'm asleep? On weekends we'll hang out and.

Speaker 22 (01:03:56):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
So what are some of your don't knock it till
you try it life acts? If you got one, you
can text over to two ninety seventy and call in
eight seven seven forty four. I'm going to save this
last one. It's a question for you, ladies if if
you've done this, Eric Morgan, don't say what it is,
just come over here and just come over here and
read this right here coffee?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
She can't read either?

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Is it a book?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yeah, that's a fact.

Speaker 14 (01:04:28):
I'm asking if, oh my god, there's no conspiracies Morgan,
that you're like, you know, on the same level as.

Speaker 22 (01:04:37):
Me, and probably I mean, I've got my degree in Arkansas, so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
A degree. So let me let me take the break
and then I'll come back and I'll bring this. This
is something that somebody submitted to that question that you
don't knock get to you to try a thing, and
I guess it would work. I guess it would work.
But I want to know, ladies, Number one, have you
ever done this?

Speaker 18 (01:05:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
And if it's no, would you consider doing whatever?

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Even?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Would you ever think about doing this?

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Would you apparently it's baffling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, yea, again, I can fully understand like you do.
Oh go ahead, let her do her thing OUs, Okay,
all right, I mean she's not she's not dumb.

Speaker 22 (01:05:26):
Okay, yeah, I got it fully comprehended. Some of us
are a little slower. Would you do to try?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:05:32):
I would try, all right, I gotta know, but we
got asked you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, I know that's why. Dude. It's weird. But I'll
tell you about it next year on the Woody Show.
Hang on more of the Woody Show.

Speaker 20 (01:05:43):
More more.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
If you know what I'm saying, I'm not even gonna pause.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
The wood Show. He'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
He puts the g Gari.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
So call sports with Jeff.

Speaker 13 (01:06:02):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Good morning, jeffg Hey, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
What he showed Dodgers avoided another bullpen disaster yesterday with
the next ra inning win not.

Speaker 21 (01:06:09):
One two pitch, Tommy, I've been line swan over shot
in the loft center field to give him money, Tommy,
I've been with a two out, two strike, going ahead
base hit five, four eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Good to see Edmund cooking again. Let's talk about the pitching.
Starting pitcher Blake Snell was great again. Rookie Sasaki and
Clayton Kershaw came in and pitched scoreless innings in relief.
That's gonna be the Dodgers playoff model for sure. Bring
in starting pitchers to help all this bullpen drama. By
the way, Vessia Henriquez last night not so good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
All right, So here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Padres lost last night. Would he show?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Which means the Dodgers' magic number to clinch the division
is down to one game. If they win today, they
are division champs, Dodgers and Diamondbacks today at twelve forty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
It's an early game. Yamamoto on the mound, make.

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five to seven e LA Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Are on the free iHeartRadio app. Moving on to the Angels.
They beat the Royals yesterday. Man, that's a Rocket Award.
It's now the thirty six the award here. Same two
teams tonight at the Big A.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Onto the NFL A very mid Thursday night football game
tonight Seattle at Arizona on Prime Seattle favored by one
and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I think they cover that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
And finally, in the NBA, Maverick's rookie and number one
overall pick, Cooper Flag says that he spends over one
thousand dollars a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Day on ubers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
He said, quote, I have a car and everything, but
we didn't have ubers in Maine where he grew up.
They're just so much fun to ride around in and
I spend hours a day doing that. Now, listen, as
dumb as that sounds, what you show. At least he's
not getting multiple women pregnant like some of his NBA peers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
He'll get over the uber trend. But you gotta pay
for a kid for life. I'm just saying, I'm JEFFG.
And that's your so cal sports, all right, Jeff. Everybody
McDonald's arrived off the hall. It's all breakfast stuff. Yeah, yeah,
I just got a variety of the Arriota.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
It's in there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
We we were talking. We were talking some foods.

Speaker 12 (01:08:06):
We're all hungry now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Target. My complexion is out of a urinal urine.

Speaker 15 (01:08:10):
Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep, a little lower,
a little slower, oil down, sunning their buttholes.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
Wowchugging the sun.

Speaker 14 (01:08:18):
Not pretty much.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
All deficient.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Indeed, Sorry, I'm little cells. Are you down the deed
or not? You can see me all day long, they
show all right. So I got my wife on the line.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 26 (01:08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Hi, there that's my that's my wife. Everybody, have you
guys mettle you've mentioned before. Okay, alright, so before the break,
we were we're talking about this this thing, don't knock
it till you try it, and somebody said separate bedrooms,
and I mentioned how I've been arguing to get my
own apartment for like during the week, for years and

(01:08:53):
you haven't gone for that. And I said, well, i'd
be at least blowing to settle for separate bedrooms, and
how you've been opposed to it. And I can't remember
exactly the reasons that you said you were a posted
but Greg said it was just a little bit sad.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
Yeah, I can't put my finger on it. I get
it how it works logistically, it's just sad.

Speaker 18 (01:09:12):
I agree, Greg. I think it's a slippery slope to goodbye.
Never want to see you again. Here's divorce papers.

Speaker 15 (01:09:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
It's just because you're not sleeping in the same bed.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 18 (01:09:25):
No, No, No, we're you and I are great and
you're adorable and I love you and your good husband.
Like I feel like it's it's a recipe for disaster. Now.
I will say though, every single night I try to
like sneak into bed and I barely move the covers

(01:09:47):
and you kind of stir.

Speaker 23 (01:09:49):
Because we're on different schedules, like I should just go
into the guest room every night, and that sucks for
both of us because that's not my room and nor
is it your room.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
So kind of in a glene, I told her I
would take the guest room.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
I would do that because he don't. I don't see
it that way. I see like different schedules. No one's
disturbing or disrupting anybody. There's not like i'd say anything.
You're not missing anything. Everybody's sleeping. It's just it's sleeping time.

Speaker 12 (01:10:13):
That's the problem I'm having, Jen, I think I need
to go to the guest room.

Speaker 18 (01:10:18):
I know, I get it, and the hours are ridiculous,
but I just feel, I don't know, it feels strange
to like actually make that like a conscious like this
is what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Decision.

Speaker 12 (01:10:30):
You got a good woman there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Now here's a question for the ladies, because we're like,
don't knock at you try it, and these people are asking.
So people were, you know, mentioning all these different things. Now,
this woman, she had a tip for the ladies out there,
anyone with a vaginant with a vagina like me. If
you feel a poop that is stuck at the edge
and won't come out, you can just stick your thumb

(01:10:54):
into your vadge and push down and the poop will
fall out. What you're still doing, don't knock it so
you try it. Yeah, they're saying, don't knock it till
you try it, because like, being constipated sucks. Right, So
my question is number one, ladies, is this the thing?
Like have you done this? And if you haven't done it,
now that you know what it is, is it something

(01:11:16):
that you'd be willing to try?

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
Hell?

Speaker 12 (01:11:18):
Yes, right? If it works? Oh my god.

Speaker 22 (01:11:21):
That's why I had to read it so many times,
Like well.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Because because if you're I imagine if you're sitting on
the toilet and you just take your thumb and you
put it in there and kind of pushed because you
just you're pushing it down toward the water down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not going looks discussed.

Speaker 11 (01:11:36):
Well, I've never heard of this, and I just can't
imagine it being that necessary.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
But you're not to be able to pass it if
you don't stick your finger up. I would wait it out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I'm saying, where it's stuck.

Speaker 12 (01:11:48):
She poops every time she peeces. She'll never understand.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
Duck.

Speaker 22 (01:11:52):
Yes, and would you try it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:11:56):
Absolutely not. That's what I want to know is who's
the broad who thought, you know what I'm gonna try.
I'm going to try to stick my thumb up there
and wiggle it out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
No, No, you're not putting your not putting your thumb.
You're not putting your thumb into your butthole. The thumb
goes into the other.

Speaker 18 (01:12:12):
No, I know, I understand. But so who is insane
enough to think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Because you're desperate.

Speaker 12 (01:12:20):
I have tried many things when I was like, I'm
gonna do this before.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
I go to the I mean, there have been times
where I'm like, man, I don't know if I'm ever
getting this thing out and and what I've done, because
I can feel almost like crowning, right, Like you can
feel you can feel, yeah, you can feel the turd
crowning because it's like but it's just like the couch
is just a little bit too big for the door
the door frame, right, So like I have turned on
because we have the butt washing door seat, I will

(01:12:44):
turn on the water, maybe hoping to chip it away.
Crack it, I cat chipped away, like do something like
and that doesn't necessarily end up working either, but like
you you start to think like, man, you never like
old ketchup bottles, like you would have to take the
knife and you get to get things going. And if
you had, like you know, how people break we were
talking about how people break into businesses or breaking it

(01:13:06):
from the next the store next to it, whatever, and
you kind of tunnel in, like if you if you
share a wall with the place you're trying to get
into or trying to do something with. I can understand
not only would I do. When I do it, I
will report back. Yeah, text chronic constipation over here, and
I totally do that. Oh my god, here's another one

(01:13:27):
five six there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Done.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
That works great, it's not clogged.

Speaker 22 (01:13:31):
She's never experienced.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah, So, I mean, you know, I guess people people
do it. I don't, Sammy, don't knock it till you
try it.

Speaker 22 (01:13:39):
Listen.

Speaker 11 (01:13:40):
If I was, I mean, if it had been days
and it was that bad, then yes, I agree, I
would try anything.

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
But I just I guess I didn't understand that this
was that I've.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Said a number of times for a number of years.
If I had a vagina, I would have my hands
and fingers in myself all the time. I would. I
totally would true yourself like a puppet. Yeah, you just
fiddle with it, you know, I totally would, totally would.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
All right, Ben, gotta go by there, go, there's there's jet.
She's missing an opportunity to have a house to herself.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
All the time. Now eight seven seven forty four wood
The Woody Show, and we've got another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world for you. My
name is Woody. That is great gory, Good morning, we
got menace. Hello, Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open for you at eight seven

(01:14:37):
seven forty four, Woodie. You can text us with whatever
you got, check in if you'd like, name a part
of town you're in. Whatever you got over to two
two nine eight seven, and we're gonna see what Sea
Bass has for us this week.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
In audio, everyone's been having a lot of fun making
making fun of the prediction about the end of the
world a rapture. Very few people are playing the audio,
and it's a great chance for fun with accent. It
is from a guy who's some kind of preacher somewhere
in Africa named mister Joshua.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Oh yeah, this is the guy that got everybody started
this time around.

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
This happens every few years and it's always fun in
the world. Somehow never keeps ending.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
But here is the end.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
People keep selling all the crap. Here actual prediction for
mister Joshua without his mouth opened, remember speaking his mind. Jesus,
he's talking to him.

Speaker 27 (01:15:25):
He says to me on the twenty third and the
twenty fourth of September twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Five, I will come to take my church. Is a date?
There is a date? Is he not happen? No, So
then what do you do? Do you remember twenty third
and twenty fourth of September when Jesus came to you

(01:15:57):
and talk without moving his mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:15:58):
Yeah, but like you take your wrists like that, and
all these people are donating to your church.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
No, it was it mattress. Mac says, like the thing like, hey,
you buy a mattress in the month of October. The
Astros are in the world. If they win the World Series,
everybody is.

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
Made us.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
So this weekend audio, all right, you can go and
hit the Okay, spoiler alert, you have not watched the
America's Got Talent a GT finale, Greg, have you watched it?

Speaker 18 (01:16:30):
I have not?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Okay, Well sorry, are you watching the season this season?

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
I'm not? Okay. That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
So this is your winner, Jessica Sanchez right here and
now you can go. I hit it, and I don't know.
She's a singer, as you can.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Tell, sounds generic.

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Well, Greg, as we have said, America's Got Talent is
not America's Got talent. She's a fine singer.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
America's got a SOB story?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
What is Jessica's SOB story? A million dollars? Is a singer?
She I think lady gag got here or something.

Speaker 14 (01:16:58):
So I Love you every Night is her soft story
around the room, lost her family in a tragic accidents
in her car.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I guess she suffers from crippling anxiety, social anxiety, and
she hasn't been able to work because of her social anxiety.
But for whatever reason, when she sings, she's able to
do that in front of me.

Speaker 12 (01:17:19):
You can't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
She's heinous.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
She had four mischaracters.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
She's ugly, Greg, you are the winner because her SOB
story is she is pregnant, okay, and she's also been
trying off a GT.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Every year for since she was a little kid or whatever.
That's like her story. But she's actively very pregnant and.

Speaker 14 (01:17:38):
That's why she won. Did she lose the baby daddy
in a tragic accident.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
She's just big. It's just pregnant. She's just big. She's
a decent signer, of course. Yeah, that's not sobby enough
for that kind of stuff. Has to be her. Yeah,
I mean it's just generic. I'm this choice. Nobody's giving
me an answer. Greig wants magic. I want more magicians

(01:18:07):
to weigh Yeah. We need more shin limbs in the world,
not more generics. Hanger this weekend audio. Here's the sound
you will like, Woodie. This is someone getting tased. Yes,
now we're talking.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
This is a special twist on this one. Let's have
a whole show about that. The tasing channel. Well, a
lot of these cop can This is from body cam
watch on YouTube. And there's a special twist because this
lady she claims, as they always do, oh, the cuffs
are too tight, and so as the cop is helping,
being nice, helping her out with her cuffs, she decides
it's a good opportunity to regle free and try to
take a swing at him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Oh good, idea. He has weapons like tasers. He uses
that unhurt.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
Now there's a second thing that happens after she's tased.
She gets hurt a second way in the cop war.
Reveal what that is at the very end.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Okay, I'll move hand.

Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
Yes, something else is happening here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Her phone exploded when.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
That's awesome. So that's like he has to like knock
it out of her pants because it's on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Remember the guy was he on the motorcycle and he
had like for whatever, he hit a backpack that had
gasoline in it, and they and they taste him, and
he yes, we are great, trying to punch me in
the face. Rib Frank, I like, yes, well, you know,

(01:19:55):
if only there was a way to.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
Avoid this, I'll admit, giving the circumstances around this taste
that was probably a same probably an android.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Oh yeah, she can't afford that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
This weekend audio, here's a sound that is going to
make Gina very happy and Greg probably very sad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Is a little it's a little teaser from a new
trailer that's out right here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
I don't off to see the Wizard.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Oh yes, the trailer it's happening for Wicked too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Oh, i'd be knowing because my wife hasn't going on.
She's more excited for this than Christmas, I believe, I mean,
and that's that's saying something.

Speaker 12 (01:20:36):
I also want to know who's going to play Dorothy.
Very exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
We get we get Dorothy in part two of Wicked. Yeah,
we should assume that's it' what.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Right, like right, like we're supposed to know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
You know, I'm so confused who owns the intellectual property
to Wicked because it's not it's not the original Wizard
of Oz people right? Or is it not Frank Bomb
because it was an it was unapproved prequel when it
was fiction, right when it's officially written.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
But I would assume by now they've kind of absorbed
the into the whole ip.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Yeah, you would think I would assume.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
But Greg, I really did enjoy when you watched Wicked party.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
I was gonna say, I think that was a terrible segment.
And I will not be wa to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I know who will know we'll get the answer to
your question. I guarantee. Hello, Hey, who owns the rights
to uh Wicked?

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
Or how does that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
How does that work? Is it just fan fiction?

Speaker 12 (01:21:29):
Like intelection?

Speaker 27 (01:21:31):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:21:31):
Gregory Gregory maguire wrote the novel like twenty five years ago, thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Years thirty years ago, twenty five yes, okay.

Speaker 18 (01:21:41):
Nineteen ninety five, and then it was eventually turned into
the Broadway show twenty twenty two years ago, one years ago.
And then now Universal is putting out this so they
bought that moneymaker.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Yeah, it's a kind of you know what, I'm looking
at it now.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
It's kind of like The Little Mermaid because that that
book is hundreds of years old, but Disney owns the
intellectual property to there.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
For that's a Little Mermaid.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
How many days of unsufferableness do we have to go through?

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:22:14):
Oh, shut up, menace. I don't even want to hear it. No, listen,
I listened to you your f one stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
You got to listen to the Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:22:23):
No, I just don't like the people constantly like singing
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
That's so annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
Are yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:22:27):
I hate when people singing music?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Also, are you? Are you like talking about it and stuff?
Are you ready to have an orgasm? Here we go,
twenty five disappearances. Oh what, I'm off to see the wizard.

(01:22:49):
Did that do it for you?

Speaker 19 (01:22:51):
She just finished?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Yea say, playing like Marvin Gaye sexual healing. I just
have the trailer playing in the bedroom.

Speaker 18 (01:22:59):
Yeah, and we don't have to have separate bedrooms.

Speaker 14 (01:23:02):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
How many new Stanley mugs are gonna gets?

Speaker 18 (01:23:06):
Oh my god, Greg, there's so much stuff out there.
I can't even control myself.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Jen, tell everybody what I had to forbid you from
buying at the grocery store was a couple of weeks ago.
I'm like, no, put it down. Put it down.

Speaker 18 (01:23:24):
It was wicked beamed like like uh, softener for your laundry,
like the laundry. It's like like the little that you
put in there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
It's like the game.

Speaker 28 (01:23:39):
Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Absolutely not put that down.

Speaker 18 (01:23:44):
It's just in my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
I forbid it.

Speaker 18 (01:23:48):
You killed it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Get the f out of here. You don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
You're a corporate America's wet dream.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Oh my god. They're like yeah, She's like, no, no,
put it down.

Speaker 12 (01:24:04):
It's insane.

Speaker 18 (01:24:05):
There's we could uh what was it like a coffee creamery?

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
The other hot collapse. There's so much of it all right,
so many and everybody's very happy. You got an apple?
It's yeah, what did you do with that foam apple
at the sphere?

Speaker 18 (01:24:22):
It's greg. I have a display in my closet like
we have, you know, open shelving, so it looks very cute.
It's a Wizard of Oz book.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Wizard of Oz book and.

Speaker 18 (01:24:36):
Lego guys like little Lego characters.

Speaker 19 (01:24:41):
And when we went to the movie, she wore like
all of her stuff, but she had the cutest bracelet.

Speaker 12 (01:24:46):
It was a yellow brick road bracelet.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Oh yeah, dolphins. They have yogurt too. Have you seen
the yogurt?

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:24:56):
No, I have to buy that still minutes we've I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Knew that you would know the answer to Seabaster's question.
All right, love you bye.

Speaker 18 (01:25:03):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
The second time in one show they should do a
collab with Smart Water Wicked Smart.

Speaker 14 (01:25:11):
Yea, Oh my god, I have an American girl doll too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
You have to have more Woodie Show for you. Next
we'll continue on the weekend audio after the break more
of the Woodie Show. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 20 (01:25:26):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 14 (01:25:27):
I fired it without clutching my sculls and turn into
a dirts The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
And continuing on with Sea bassa show us what's up
this weekend audio. Here's some audio that makes me very happy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
This is a guy who was riding one of the
New York trains and he decided what he was gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Is sit in his seat, but then put his feet
up in another seat.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
Okay, comfy, which number one coming for him, but number
two gets those seats more dirty.

Speaker 12 (01:25:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:56):
Number three is intimidating the people who want to use
because they don't have to say, oh what, can you
be a human and move exactly. I guess this problem
doesn't happen in Japan, by the way, I'm just saying now.
The reason we have this audio is because this guy
was a writer on the hit comedy The Bear. And
when the officers showed up there they have they have

(01:26:18):
like a nap I guess to report people. Officer showed
up said hey, man, take your feet off the seat.
He decided he was going to make this civil rights
thing here go and points out the ethnicity of the
people who reported him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
And that's where this comes in. That's how you argue
white woman said she didn't like the way I was
sitting on the train. So you call the police. Yes
I am, I haven't done anything illegal. I haven't done
anything illegal.

Speaker 19 (01:26:47):
Yes, yes you are because the cops told you to
do the right thing and you said no, no, no,
exactly do you really call the police, Well, here's what
you do. You don't call the police. A lot of
the like NTA, and I know this is in Atlanta
when I live there, Marta. You could use an app
to report people playing loud music doing things, and so they'll.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Come up and they'll talk to you. Don't if it
was was it the cops or was it like the transit,
like the MT whatever, the translation whatever which they have.
Then if you're being difficult to them, and then I'm
sure they call in the police. It's all about it
a meaner.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Right, I mean, like in the San Francisco Bay Area,
the bart Police Bay Area Rapid Transit, those are actual cops.
They have full police authority.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
So so if you're breaking the rules of the train,
the bust or whatever, these people and tell you not
to do it, and then when you and then when
you decide to be an ass wipe and difficult and everything,
and then of course then things escalate and like the
thing is it didn't have to escalate. Put your fet
don't be a dick. Yeah, you know you're not supposed
to be doing that because they do with race. Just
everything to do with you being a dick.

Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
Your TV show sucks.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
And of course on his Instagram where he's posting these
videos which again prove that he's the a hole. People
are doxing this old couple that just want to live
in a decent, decent society, like like Japan.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
He was always tired them.

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
This week in audio, here's some audio that will make
Menace happy. Not Greg though, because it's about Crumble. They
have they're trying. We covered the dirty sodas at Crumble,
so they have these new soda blends that are well
have this. This guy's going to describe the flavored combinations.
But they called a dirty dirty soda because they take
soda loaded with sugar, add some bunch of syrups that

(01:28:28):
are loaded with sugar, and then some dairy products.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Here are some of the recipes we got. Butter me up.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
This is a root beer based butterscotch and vanilla syrup
and heavy cream, summer crush, mountain dew based peach syrup,
raspberry pure and heavy cream, Nilla bean coke based vanilla syrup,
heavy cream, pop off, doctor pepper vanilla syrup, and coconut cream.
They call this one a charger because it has a
red Bull base. It also has sprite strawberry and coconut syrup,

(01:28:56):
strawberry pure and then coconut cream.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Well, okay, keep them. I think ice cream is right, yeah,
not carbonated, not carbon cart, but about a root beer
float or like a ice cream soda. You know, there's
a lot of these comments. It doesn't sound appealing to me.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
It is not my thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I don't think it's as crazy out there does Soda.

Speaker 14 (01:29:17):
Based treats are so good, like that seven upcake.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
That's good. It's good. Sugar though and flavoring. Yeah, but
like you're talking about desserts, of course, it's sure like
when people Yeah, it's just like my wife will say
that you'll see whatever it is, like, yeah, some dessert
they're offering someplace where it's like a ice cream with
a brownie jammed in there. She goes, it's a sugar

(01:29:40):
and sure, it's a dessert.

Speaker 14 (01:29:42):
What else is made out of definition?

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
That's what I want.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
So it sounds like that's what I want. My dessert
a liquid form of a crumpled cookie which is unappealingly unappealing,
visually made by a blind child. Calories gross.

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
Remember there's a there's a brilliant There was a brief
moment after Super Size Me where every all the all
the food places were like, oh, we're gonna be healthy,
healthy health got shame.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Yeah, but no wants that crap. Now we're just like
straight to diabetes like that. I know a lot of
people see that whole argument too, Like I get it, Like, yeah,
there's a lot of stuff that is not good for you,
but yeah, it's called moderation. Yeah, and you have the
decision to get it or not.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
And now there's shots you can get that will help
your diabet so you can counteract it. Yeah. The one
thing that people like that I've never found a peeling
Like it's so disgusting. Cream soda. Oh hate it. I'm
a soda guy, but yeah, cream soda so trash. Yeah,
not good.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
This weekend audio, all right, this is some audio that
will make Morgan happy. This is a way to make
thousands of dollars per night. This lit this girl who
I'm gonna I'm gonna show you her photo here. She's
very plain looking at saying anything that has to do
with Morgan whatsoever. Okay, but she is going to tell
us how she, as a Miami resident, makes thousands of
dollars per evening.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Okay, here we go in Miami, Florida, and hold on,
I think first, ye yea, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
I'm a dancer in Miami, Florida, and let's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
See how much ballet dancer?

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Okay, I'm a dancer.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
In Miami, Florida, and let's see how much money I
need tonight? Nine thousand, two hundred, nine thousand, two hundred
and forty dollars. So obviously this was a really crazy night.
I did have one new customer that I made like
two thousand off of, and then the rest of my
money was from a regular who comes in and just
books hour after hour after hour after hour to talk

(01:31:32):
to me about his job as eventual capitalist. So it's
actually cool because I'm making money but also.

Speaker 20 (01:31:36):
Learning a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
And he thinks that's annoying, but I actually love when
he comes in, No kidding.

Speaker 22 (01:31:42):
She's a stripper yea, yeah, oh, and she's just talking
to them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Right, That's where you make most of your cats were
nine one night.

Speaker 22 (01:31:53):
It makes me wet thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Great, what were you saying earlier? Said if you were
a woman, you would be a Yeah, he said if
I was a woman, I'd be a.

Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
Total slide be so like I like, never pay for drinks.
My whole life would be a giant science experiment. You
would have no shame, like just giving it up for
things that you want. Greg, you'd have to stay hot,
just be hot. I would make my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
You don't have to be that hot, that's true. Like
this girl is very she's made down here with Yeah,
I would drive d pay for dude. She could be
Sammy's sister. She looks like it looks like they can
be related. Yeah, glass, it's the hair, the glasses, maybe
the like the hair color that I don't know. I think,

(01:32:41):
I'm yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:32:43):
But in this girl here the show clothes in Miami,
don't they stay open like twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Probably you have more opportunity to make more money.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
But what about the nightmare that some man would find
you attractive?

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Oh no, I think that can happen whether you're stripping
or not.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
Right, No, but it's such a night But I.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Mean that's not well, you don't you don't want to
do the only fans Morgan. I've dabbled, yeah, but now
I'm saying, like, you would definitely never consider being like
a stripper.

Speaker 22 (01:33:07):
Right, No, I wouldn't do full nudity type stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:33:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Is that just because like insecurity or is it because.

Speaker 22 (01:33:13):
Like, well maybe once my parents are dead.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
I don't want to let my parents down because I
can't see I can't be just knowing Morgan. I can't
see where she would necessarily have a problem that she's
not doing it for others. There's some other reason that's
keeping her from doing it. That's what I was curious about.

Speaker 22 (01:33:28):
It's my family, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:33:30):
They don't have to know exactly.

Speaker 22 (01:33:31):
Well, I talk about things too much on the work.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
What if you make nine thousand dollars or night you
don't have to work in the.

Speaker 22 (01:33:37):
Radio here, God, that's so much money.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Think about it like that, you know, leaving money on
the table, Especially those clubs they don't have like private
security there for you to walk.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
You everybody wait now, but then some old rich man
would find you. Well, look, even if you didn't have
the security, it's not like just average citizens can buy
like you know, spray or tasers. Oh guns, Wait wait,
sit down and wait, you totally can't. Yeah, yeah, you
have so much money to buy that stuff. Making nine

(01:34:09):
grand a night sixteen by like just showing pepper spray,
just showing a flap or whatever a big deal. Oh
wait this this week and audio.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
Well, if you have that nine thousand dollars a night,
maybe you could use it to spend on something. We've
talked about a lot resort fees, and this is our list.
Is a woman on TikTok, she goes by funk she
and she is She's gonna explain how and I'm expect
to charge on her bill on like after Well, she'll explain.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
This is one leg of her honeymoon. O my honeymoon right.

Speaker 25 (01:34:39):
Now, my last leg. I'm in Honolulu and I just
stayed at a resort. I saw a five hundred dollars
bill being taed onto my bill at checkout, and it
says it's a daily resort for you have fifty two
dollars plus tax per room per day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
The following m.

Speaker 25 (01:34:53):
Endities are included fresh flour or coke, wing nut lag
reading upon the arrival for two guests per say, okay,
well she didn't ask for because the flower resition my neck.
But that was the one thing that we got daily
warning you'll go for two guests, bag of freshly baked
banana bread muffins, meditation class for two, cluss befillable logo
water bottles, daily cultural activities, daily high speed internet access.

(01:35:14):
What you already get as a mirry up bomb boy member.
Guess what's not included the actual beach shares is a
two hundred dollars fee to reserve one of those shares.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
In the sun.

Speaker 22 (01:35:24):
Yeah, why it is expensive, but forget forget that.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
I get this crap when I go to San Diego
for commit anywhere and they say, well, you're thirty five dollars.
Sort fee involves paddle board and again the thousands of
other things you're not going to use.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Yeah, I just had a hotel stay and see there
was an amenity fee of thirty five dollars plus tax
because you got a taxi fee. Okay, uh, the room
occupant occupancy tax, which is fifteen percent.

Speaker 12 (01:35:49):
That somebody's in the room.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
I know, the city's TMD fee. Whatever the hell that
is six dollars and twenty five cents, tourism assessment fee
two dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:36:00):
That's not real.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
And then Kind Campaign donation do it says Kind Campaign
is an internationally recognized nonprofit organization that brings awareness and
healing to the negative and lasting effects of girl against
girl bullying through their global movement. But what about everybody,

(01:36:23):
everybody who reserves the room like it's automatically if.

Speaker 12 (01:36:26):
I'm for bullying?

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Could you ask if I'm bullying? GMD is a try
bully you out of this fee exactly, Tourist and marketing
district because you're the place where tourist goes. You have
to pay more for girl girl girl bullying through their
global movement, documentary, film in school assemblies, and educational curriculum. Wow,
they're making things worse by telling.

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
You what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
It does say here to be fair, it does say
I I don't see it because it's a very small
Friend says, please let us know if you wish to
opt out.

Speaker 7 (01:36:56):
And by the way, this is both a private because
people say, oh, though, this is each of the companies
ripping you off. Yes, but they're doing it with the
full support of the local governments. The local government gives
them permission and makes it mandatory to put these stupid
resort fees in there. And this is what we talked
about with Ticketmaster because about the time you're there, what
are you gonna say, Oh no, I'm gonna go take
my family and go find a whole new hotel because
and outside of.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
The city, because I know they got you, know they
got you. Yes, Yes, we got some more of the
weekend audio coming up for you next big.

Speaker 18 (01:37:22):
In here out and the story begin in the car.

Speaker 20 (01:37:28):
And the eco wires.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
The Woody Show later on today. Men, it's gonna be
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(01:37:55):
in audio, very quick Sea best Original Game, how DYAUI
very small clip here, So it's gonna be tough.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Here it is?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Is this number nine?

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Number nine? All right? Are hm ere one more time?

Speaker 23 (01:38:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
He kind of has an answer on the I'm not
gonna so I can't guess that's why I'm like, oh, man.

Speaker 12 (01:38:19):
Okay, all right, is a firework.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
Standing on a deck that broke and they fell?

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Now it sounds water based. I believe menace. You have
the right, the best answer.

Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
That super typhoon Regasa blasting through the hotel doors of
a hotel in.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Mom Kong and people are standing.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
So if there are these waves that are as tall
as the doors, eight feet tall waves and people are
just sitting in this hotel, I'll be like, Oh, well,
what's gonna happen? Which is which is my problem with
a new Superman movie. If I may say there are
these giant monsters fighting people in Metropolis, people are like, oh,
check out that monster the size of a building.

Speaker 18 (01:39:03):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
I'll just stand right here, hope it doesn't fall on me.
Run away people.

Speaker 7 (01:39:09):
But they're so used to monsters like oh in super
and yeah, yeah, it's always falling. In Superhan is always
having to protect the people, Like if you if something
the size of this building showed up, I wouldn't be
in here.

Speaker 14 (01:39:19):
Okay, So I've been to Hong Kong. I thought that
was a bay. Where's the wave's coming from?

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
A super typhoon? Oh my god, it's just for Greg.
I don't know if anybody else gets any pleasure out
of that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:35):
But ye nice crying. By the way, what makes it
a super typhoon? Goes to one hundred and fifty miles
an hour wind, so again waves the size of the
door You're standing in front of them, and.

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
The sounded made was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Yeah, isn't that amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
It's weird?

Speaker 24 (01:39:49):
Okay, yeah, is that crazy? It's wild nature incredible. This
week in audio RAG I also have this clip just
for you. According to the title of the clip, this
is from Laos. Okay cool, Greg, it's the weird obsession
with Laos. And they are out in this this remote

(01:40:10):
village school. These Caucasians, I believe Australians a couple accents
run around here. So these Caucasian visitors are going this
to this school where apparently they don't they haven't seen Caucasians,
and especially the little kids do not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
A lot love running away.

Speaker 8 (01:40:36):
Oh, they.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Screaming entire.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
What are you leotis?

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
And you hear about that, like you hear about like
when white and or black people go to like deep
inside of India, people like well, they won't scream and
run and cry, but they'll just like stare at you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Okay, now you've been to Japan, because we've heard about
that a couple of times. Is it true?

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
No, I understand, But is it true that in Japan
they think tall people are super interesting and they take
their photos.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Yes, but you hear that more with like NBA players,
because the Japanese like they're starting to grow, like, you know,
you hear about that. The Korean's especially very short, but
Jeffes are starting to get pretty tall.

Speaker 12 (01:41:21):
Well in Redheads they call Redhead's bad produce.

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
Yes, but like that's what this Australian really was, a
redheaded marsh in Laos.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
I should say, wow, that's so interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:41:31):
This week in audio, all right, this is another fun
with accent thing here. Well, this is a very nice story.
It's a woman in New York saw a little kitt
and walking around on the subway and she just took
it home. Now, this is from Inside Edition. Unfortunately, the
woman had to have a god awful one of the
worst accents ever, the New York hardcore like Bronx accent.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
But she did a very nice thing.

Speaker 28 (01:41:50):
The tiny straight delighted crowds as she pranced her way
through the train car. Luckily, a kind hearted Soul was
also on board that day. Twenty six year old Besta
Cardo heading to work.

Speaker 26 (01:42:01):
I looked around and I seen a kiddy just walking around. Immediately,
I asked, like, whose kid is this? In my mind,
I'm thinking, okay, like do I take her home? No
one else was gonna take her, so I decided to
just handle it myself and handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
She did right the dumpster No, oh wait, what happened?
What do you you've seen the story? It was dumpster kid? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
No, no, she t home.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
She got it all the shots and now she has
a little kid. Oh isn't beat subway rat? But god,
that's a terrible accent. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
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Speaker 20 (01:42:44):
Hang on, what.

Speaker 18 (01:42:51):
Dude, what.

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The Woody show man? Let's wrap up to get out
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Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
Please, Yeah, don't burn bridges, but do bill the toll booths.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Pay the toll bitch, Yeah, pay it. That's right. I
am a big believer in not burning bridges. As much
as I've hated certain people over the years, I've made
it a point not to burn a bridge.

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
That's wise choice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Yeah. I'm gonna get to the point at some point
where it's like I don't need anybody anymore and burn away. Yeah, baby,
burn the.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
Old time dynamite thing with that plunger.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Yeah, we'll do the I net of the mood set
of hell Yeah. All right, thank you very much, Greg
Gory got two hours commercial free All ninety eighty seven.
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Enjoy the rest of your day. S MD double M.

(01:44:48):
I quit this bitch.