FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 26th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, listener, this question is advice.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody morning. Well, today is September the
twenty sixth, And you guys, when this week began, I
never thought we would see this. I wasn't sure we'd survived.
It had been already such a long set of days
last week, and then all last weekend the iHeart Radio

(01:04):
Music Festival, and then right back into it on a
Monday morning for another long week ahead. But my friends,
we have arrived. We have made it to Friday. I
can't I mean, Friday is always good news. I can't
tell you the last time I looked forward to a
Friday the way I have this movie A.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Goner.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
We're a good Yeah, I'm one of us.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Greig Gory, Venice is here. We got Gina, Hi your
sea bass. We've got Sammy, we got Morgan, we got
von Bord is here. Menji's here, You're here. It's Friday.
It's the Woodie Chet and w K now official. I'm
not gonna be doing too much party this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I got.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
My big plan this weekend, besides uh getting up early
to watch the Steelers because they're playing in Ireland. Oh yeah,
that's that's that's a big plan. I'm gonna watch Tulsa King.
So I think there's two episodes, right.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Oh, that's right. They don't do it all at once,
do they?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, it's it's they released the episodes weekly, which I
love that show. We're now into season three of Tulsak
that's with Sylvester Stallone. So that's the plan. I'll watch
those first two episodes of the new season and then
I'll have another one within a couple of days because
Sundays when the new episode gets released. Right cool, Yeah,

(02:31):
that's the plan.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
That's a good solid.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
They're doing the same thing with Peacemaker weekly. Yeah, releases.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't support that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
What did you just watch?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You watched one?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
God? My hero, my favorite Liam Neeson has this new
movie on Netflix. I believe it is called Ice Trucker Vengeance.
Believe it's supposed to be a sequel.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, wait didn't because he had a movie because I've
I've seen it. I seen it where? Yeah I seen it?
Wasn't he playing like a snowplow driver road is twenty
twenty one.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, Ice Road and yeah it was like one of
these Ice Road trucker type guys. Yeah, this is supposed
to be a sequel, which apparently had nothing to do
with that one. He is going to Mount Everest because
his brother died in one of his ashes spread on
Mount Everest, which just the premise alone, I thought, well,
that's a big ass if you die, hey flat to

(03:28):
Mount Everest and spread my ashes by seventy year old man. Right,
I have to say that I used to think the
old me of four days ago thought Liam Neeson would
do no wrong. This was perhaps the stupidest movie I
think I've ever sen.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
That does it. I'm crossing it off the list. Don't
waste your time. I think it has a Jai like
a fort. How dare Jexy's live? But I mean a
pot sounds solid on this one. Where would they go?

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I don't want to?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And you know I have a good vengeance movie. I
know I love it.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
This might be a spoiler, but let's just say there's
a massive bus that is overturned and they Madden managed
to without tools, flip it over and fix the axle
within a matter of minutes stupid.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, you know are very light.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, it was a teeny little bus the size of
a school bus.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Can you so is any more? Mcguy ring? Does anybody
know what that means? I mean we know in this
room what I mean, what's what's the what's the cutoff age?
Do you think for me to say mcg here's the thing?
What he doesn't understand? There was a mcgiver reboot, now
there was, but nobody watched that it watch the people
that were alright, I was even before the remake of
The Macguy.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
Which is five seasons by the way, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Anyway, today on the show, like I mentioned Friday, so
you know the deal, anything we can do to get
through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible,
like the d y Q that's today's Dumbass contest. Give
a chance to win some stuff there, get the Friday
fail stories, all the trending news headlines. Medace is going
to have the latest in the world of entertainment. We'll
get into the birthday's port of Birthday on the way
here on the Woody Show. If you want to be

(05:09):
a part of any of it, you can give us
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can send your text over to two to nine eight seven.
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right, So today Friday,
of course, we've covered that September twenty sixth. Today on

(05:30):
the holidays, we'll start with the food. It's a National
Pancake Day, although I feel like there's at least a
couple of.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Those every year.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
No problem with that.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
International. Yeah, it's a National pancake Day.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Local.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Also National dumpling Day, well yeah, National chimmy changa days.
It's National key line pie Day. No, thank you love.
Today is hug a vegetarian day.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Get in here.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
You can wrap your arms around them four times. That's funny,
riff though it's a shamoo the whale day? Okay, great day?
Is love note Day?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Sweet?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Do you ever leave little notes for Mario?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I kind of.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Picture like you. You would be a guy who would
do that.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I used to, but not much anymore.

Speaker 10 (06:15):
I leave a note on the fridge every morning, and
I leave a note in my kids lunch every day.
And I'm waiting for him to ask me to stop,
because it's embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
He doesn't keep them in a keepsake.

Speaker 9 (06:26):
I keep them afterwards.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
We'll keep your own notes.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah, I take them out because I think later it'll
be funny to be like, check out these notes out.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh boy, it's a Lumberjacks kid.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And National Situational Awareness Day, it'd be great if more
people had some of that, right, if one had that.
Some people do, like I know I do. I'm always
very much aware of your surround Yeah, and I think
I don't know. I think it was just part of
like growing up, like well, or just being normal. I'm saying,
just situational awareness also, just aware of your surroundings, aware

(06:58):
of the situation, like just know a little just a
little bit of paying attention.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
Is that like a sense of humor though, where like
everyone are driving, where everyone thinks they're good at it,
but you don't know, Like, okay, menace, are you a
good situationally aware person?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
No, No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you why, because
you going to bring up what my reply would be.
I just don't care what you say. Oh, he stands
in the hallway. It's not everybody else's complained to people
in the office. Yeah, you're not aware of your surroundings.
Just walk around. I'm aware. I don't care. You're not aware.
You don't know that's that's not because you're not You're

(07:34):
not a rude person. So yes, yeah, you're not a
mean persons. Like, it's not you don't care that you're
in someone's way. Yeah, just he's not trying to fly
to me. It's just it's not a it's not a yeah,
you're just not aware. This is like the excuse you.
I just feel a couple of people might be overreacting.
You've heard of other people in the office. Man, Yeah,

(07:55):
all right, all right, whatever.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
But you're right. Best if it had a sound, it
would be.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
No.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
But no. So I'll give an example. When it's the
middle of the night and I stop at the comedian
store and I walk out, the first thing I always
do is I'm looking, you know, I'll kind of like
give a glance. Yeah, you kind of look and see
like you're not just kind of like.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
When you're in a public place and somebody is walking backwards,
like all right tomorrow, I know.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, are you walking to a store that's where you're
stopping instantly.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
One of the time and the grocery cart. Oh, you're
still up in the middle of the aisle, not the side.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
The middle, just a little situation.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Where at the top of an escalator.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, you're menace. What is happening in the water of
the entertainment?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
All right now? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner, they have
a daughter named Violence. And I had no idea this
was going.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Violent Violet Violet. I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
It's a tough ass name, brother snake, no idea what.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Is going on?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
But she is masked, obsessed.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
And stuff like that. She reigned. She just recently spoke
at the u N U N and she says that
she wants to bring back mask mandates in certain areas
like hospital facilities and other places.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
And she wears, how do you do how do you
not like smack yourself in the face like I'd get
to speak.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
At the u N Why my parents parents are Yeah,
class project.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Back to the tough ass names, go back to I
told you about my one friend who gave his kids,
He and his wife gave his kids names in case
they became UFC fighters or action stars. Made her rise
mad An Xavier Threat.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
It's awesome, just in case you have a stage name.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
So Violent Gardner doesn't sound that crazy violator gardener like
toe made what she wants to bring masks. Your friends
are dumb. You should tell that to his face. This
guy's nuts.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Don't hit me.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No, No, he'd be crazy enough to like he's insane.
Enjoyed ja er Off. All right, that's a sea bass
and all right and me and Greg Coy, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
That's dumb.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, okay. This is the guy who met his wife.
It was like at a party and she was getting
gang banged. Oh yeah, walked in, he goes, I'm gonna
marry you, and he did their kids, you know, Xavier thread.
Oh this als the employee went of the drug bender
and then left the van. I remember I told you, Yeah,
that guy who's getting beat up first here. Sorry, okay,

(10:42):
I just don't want you to get I don't want
to see I won't meet him at the playground. Don't
want you to get hurt.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I don't know if you got this, but none of
us should be watching Dancing with the Stars anymore because
Corey Felman is gone.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
We got out in front of that.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, he said that he does feel bad because his
coach actually won last year.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
No, his Yeah, he's dancing with is of course a
mega professional, but he's an old paralytic.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Lesbian serves better, and he was branded difficult.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
It didn't look like he wasn't trying. He just has limitation,
you know what. He's just too good of a dancer,
that's the thing. It's like, you know, this is not
even fair.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
This is the guy that Todd Michael Jackson had to
dance and showed him all the moves, and so we
can't have this guy and he's showing up all these
other people that just don't have a chance.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's not fun.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Remember how he told us all about that on his
great interview on the WODI show. Oh yeah, right, I
forgot about that. The stars all right, time for the
birthdays show. Shivery, it shiver, We're gonna sits shiver and
you know you don't do.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
All right.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy Birthday two former tennis champions
Serena Williams, who is forty four, actress Linda Hamilton, Sarah
Connor and the terminator. I guess how old she is today?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Greg?

Speaker 11 (11:59):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Putting putting me on the spot. Yeah, I don't know,
sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
You're so good at this game. Yeah, she's sixty nine.
Today you should work at a carnival y Carrie Sheldon's
mom on Young Sheldon forty two singer and member of
Boys to Men. Sean Stockman is fifty three. Actor Jim
Cavesl he was Jesus, he was in Patched. He's been
another things too, but I mean, yeah, doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
A bunch of Jesus. That's it.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Fifty seven years old today. And do you know the
name Jonathan gold Goldsmith? Jonathan Goldsmith?

Speaker 9 (12:32):
Yeah, it's actually Jason Confused, is that different gold berd? Oh,
you're right, No, I don't know him.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
He is the guy you see in the dose Eqi's commercials,
the most interesting man in the world. What's that's his
real name? Jonathan Jonathan Goldsmith.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, that is not the guy from Days to Gift.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know, he's eighty seven years old today. Oh, good
for him. Your porn of birthday today is C. J. Wright,
and today's chocolate skinned Birthday Boy has packed more boxes
than an Amazon warehouse worker in five hundred and thirty
nine fine films, including Cherry Poppin' Brothers Volume one. Also
in bro Yoho, Oh I'm sorry bro Yo wife a hoe.

(13:14):
There we go Yeah. He was in a Mommy's Going
Black and She Ain't Coming Back Volume three.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
He was fantastic and I like him White Volume six,
Sexual Blacktivity two. He was in Interracial Cougar Hunt Volumes
two through six. He also Too Big, Too Black for
Her White Crack Volume three, Oh bomb Ass White Booty ten.
And you guys who could forget his unforgettable role in
awe Ish White Mama. You got ass.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
That's a CJ. Wright who's forty three years old today.
And that's your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Friday morning look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. All right, welcome everybody. Yeah, yeah.
The first list of nominees for the Pro Pro Football
Hall of Fame twenty twenty six has been released and

(14:08):
there's one hundred and twenty eight modern era names. Got
some first time nominees. Drew Brees, Frank Gore, Larry Fitzgerald,
and Philip Rivers are all on the list. Now, what
was I saying earlier about like what was the phrase
the MC would you know? Like how old do you
have to be before the cutoff age for saying oh
did they mcguy or something. Yeah, seeing this list and

(14:31):
you know Pro Football Hall of Fame not like dude,
Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald, like that makes you feel old, right, yeah,
may start for five years? Right, yeah, I forget what
I forg Yeah something, it's something like that. It's like,
oh yeah, but something like Hall of Fame just sounds
how many do they take? So old? So in October
the list gets slashed to fifty names, and then from

(14:52):
there gets cut to twenty five and then to fifteen finalists.
The final vote to determine taken before the Super Bowl
in February. It's just weird, man.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
It's like, yeah, I agree, Like pretty soon kids aren't
going to know even who Drew Brees is.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
And you'll be like, you've never heard of him, Drew Brees, Yeah,
what do you mean Tom Brady? You'll you'll know Tom
Brady the same way that like I knew, you know,
like a like a name like Joe thisman. Oh yeah, yeah, Joe.
That's how I'm thinking about Joe. Joe Joe thais when
you know, because of the way he got injured totally
at least at least that's how I remember what do
you do his bone came out through his legs?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Was that Giants and Redskins?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Was that the game?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
It was like Taylor right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was
what they called that a compound fracture. You have those
moments where you're like, damn. I remember I was watching
something one of the football games. They were doing like
this whole thing about like, uh, you know, just kind
of quick stats on this players like born in two
thousand and nine or what maybe not nine, but you
know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
It was something like yesterday, Frank Gore is forty two, that.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Giant professional athlete, Like yeah, what two thousand? What just
two thousand and four? Would you say?

Speaker 7 (16:06):
What it was?

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Weird? Yeah, NHL player is probably born or two thousand something.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
And I think I told you, like the first experience
I ever had with like oh damn, like you're kind
of getting older now, is that when I was in
the grocery store. This is years ago, and I heard
Faith No More Epic.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Oh damn.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
When it's your era music that starts getting played in
the grocery store and you're like, damn. Okay.

Speaker 10 (16:25):
There was just a meme about that saying, like you know,
growing up all the terrible, horrible, bad music that played
the grocery store.

Speaker 9 (16:30):
Now for some reason, they're all bangers.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, it just reminds you your club days. Right, eight
seven seven forty four Woody is the phone number. You
can send us a text of course, over to two
to ninety seven Friday check ins on the text. Maybe
it's just filled with football, college football going on tomorrow.
I know a lot of people just man, this time
of year. I don't know why women get so mad
about that. The guys who were in the football, Like
you get left alone, right for a good five alone time,

(16:56):
solid five months before like teams start getting eliminated. Yeah,
I'm not mad at it. Yeah, Like dude, like just
go do whatever you want to do. Yeah, let me
watch football. This is weird The Woody Show, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world on a Friday morning, you guys. Yeah, September

(17:17):
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five on Mordy. That's great Goryhi,
we got Menace the Sea bass is here, we got
Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woody Friday check ins. You can send those
over to us two two nine eight seven, check in,
tell us who you are, and then where around town.
You're listening to the Woody Show this morning? Uh seven

(17:40):
six zero, Good morning, Weenie's Woodie Show sucks so bad.
I have to listen every morning.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's that bad.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
You just listen in however you want to listen. It's
it's faking that hurts.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
So Also, let's see this is uh see who man,
they're coming in too quickly. Now I lost my place.
Oh it just says, uh we are listening at work
Morgan like Applebee's. Uh duh, I've got a gift card.
Oh damn.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
I don't know why it's for me, but thank you.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Shout out to uh to Bryce who is who is listening?
Three to four?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Hitting this up?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, text in over to two to nine eight seven.
Today is National Pancake Day, Cracker Barrel. I guess you
know they've been in the news for all the wrong
reasons here lately, but they're trying to earn back some
public love today only they are offering and all you
can eat pancake deal for just five bucks.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
And if you miss out on this promo, that's okay.
Because they have another pancake related one that's coming next month.
They have teamed up with the the owner of the
Indianapolis Colts. Oh, I know, I'm sorry with the not
the owner that with Indianapolis Colts guard Quentin Nelson. There
we go sorry to offer customers a free sided pancakes

(19:00):
with any entree. And all you have to do is
were your favorite NFL team's jersey or uh you get
this valid same day ticket stuff from a game, and
you have that, you can go to the Cracker barrel
and yeah, there you go much But yeah, I know,
two cents and also.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
You can't eat that many pancakes.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Speak for yourself.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
You could do some pancakes four or five if I
soak them in butter. Oh god, I could go ham
on some pancakes. Pancakes is like my ultimate favorite thing.
I don't understand why people are like, I like waffles.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Why they're dry boring?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, they suck pancakes, Bungee soft pancakes all day.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Like waffles better than pancakes.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Yeah, that's a hard to understand.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I want soft pillow right. Yeah, it turned out to
be a good Thursday night game. Speaking of football, Seattle
and Arizona. Last night, Cardinals tied it up only twenty
eight seconds left. Seahawks managed to get in field goal
range and then they won it twenty three to twenty.
There was a moment I got one of the Seahawks
got called for holding, didn't agree with the call, and
uh happened to walk by the ref just as he

(20:14):
was making the announcement into the stadium, and he used
some potty language.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
You guys, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Jackson Smith and Jacoba, who didn't really need to make
the hold, was right in front of the bold carrier.
If you care, here's the thing you careful, guys. I
hate it when adults overreact to language, right, yeah, I
hate it.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
For there's a panic, it's a football players.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, well, the world imploded when like the overreaction of
the dramatic reaction to like where it preschool.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Gave a look they.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Did, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah. Grown
men destroying each other on the field. Is that a
bad word? Not sure how this is even possible. But Starbucks,
they're struggling a bit. They just announced that they're closing
some locations. Now the news is making a huge deal

(21:22):
about this. It's one percent of their locations, less than
one percent. The company had eighteen thousand, seven hundred and
thirty four stores at the end of June, and now
they'll be down to eighteen thousand, three hundred stores.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Promise you won't notice.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
But that's a drop in the mug.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
I'm sure.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
It's just like locations are super close to each other.
Like we used to work on a street where you
could be sitting in a Starbucks looking across the street
at another Starbucks. Then at the corner was another Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Three of the four corners on this this intersection in
San Francisco in the Financial District, I believe it was
four of the fourth over kill, it was the one
I'm thinking about. It was right down the street from
the station. There were three. Yeah, okay, because then like
about it, I think there was a fourth because I'm
saying because a half a block a half a block
the other way was like a mom and pop coffee

(22:14):
place and that probably kept the fourth one from opening. Yeah,
because God forbid, you just have to cross the street.
But it was crazy that you could sit inside one
looking at another one.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
I wish I had the fun fact in front of me,
but it was something like eighty percent of every Starbucks
has another Starbucks within one mile, and I believe it is, yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Some more info coming out about the shooter that killed
one injured two at the ice facility in Dallas the
other day. Out of all the people to come forward
and talk about him, it was his former boss. His
former boss at a weed farm supposed to be chill.
So the boss said the shooter was all about weed.
He wanted to be a part of the weed scene.

(22:55):
He also said that he never talked about politics. He
wasn't an exceptional worker by any stretch, adding that didn't
work hard, probably because he was too high end quote.
This makes no sense. The former boss was surprised that
the former employee was the shooter and nowed that you
just never know who people are. True. Yeah, so just
digging into Yeah that's your thing, Like, dude, just you know,

(23:20):
grab a joint and chill out. But that doesn't really
Apparently that didn't work right.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
It's incongruous, right.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, totalous, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
After missing the deadline for their most recent airing, South Park,
it came back and uh in this new episode that
aired less than a week after the whole like FCC
Chairman Brendan Carr and the Jimmy Kimmel thing or whatever.
It shows, Uh, the FCC chairman falling down some grease stairs,

(23:51):
eating a laced stew that made him crap his pants,
and contracting a parasite that, if it gets to his brain,
will make kim lose his freedom of speech, talk about
getting high and coming up with an idea. The episode
goes after him, you know, campaigning for ABC to do
something about Jimmy Kimmel for his Charlie Kirk comments, saying

(24:14):
the FCC would get involved, you know, the ABC licenses,
and nothing was done. Carr has denied, saying that the
Kirk comments were the reason for him calling for ABC
to do something about Kimmel. But I mean, come on,
what else would it be? Yeah, right, yeah, give me
give me a break. Also, this is I'm just going
through some of this leftover news stuff, you guys, because
if we don't use it, it means that we we

(24:35):
found it, we pulled it, we edited it up for nothing.
Joanne Fabrics Sammy. They closed for good earlier this year,
but they are making a comeback. They were acquired by
Michaels the craft plays and they just announced that they
are bringing back a knit and so shop format, yes

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to all of their locations under the Joe Anne name.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
It's under the Joeann name.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
It's like a shopping shop.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I'm that and menace. You'll be excited, like Sammy is.
The Big Twist Yarn is coming back as well.

Speaker 14 (25:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
It's the first time Michaels has done the store within
a store concept. And yeah, they just saw like an opportunity,
you know, with Joe Ann's and Party City closing. Party
City closed and then all of a sudden they now
have like a party section, like party supply section in
these stores they do.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
I've been to my recent Michaels and it already has
a fabric section that it didn't have before. Twist Yarn
is coming and I don't take a more lyon brand too,
because that's my favorite.

Speaker 13 (25:36):
But Big Twist is really good too.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
It's like when you go to Cole's and they have
Sephora inside.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yet you guys make fun.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
But you're all your necks are going to be cold
if I don't make your scarf and Sammy doesn't make
you something right, christ.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
True my neck is gonna freeze.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
We don't have jackets exactly.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
You ever stepped foot into a Michael's Wood once one time? Yeah?
It depressed. I take my daughter. Every thing in there
looks so cheap and tacky. Go live leftlow because fake
flowers are discussed. So I haven't toured it. I went
in there for a specific purpose with my daughter who
had to get something for some school project that she

(26:13):
was working on.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
That's why you go.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
And we walked in, we got whatever it was, and
then checked out, walked out. Yeah, I didn't do the
full tour right now.

Speaker 13 (26:21):
Well, you got to do it next time. You'll love it?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
What will I?

Speaker 14 (26:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (26:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Eight?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Hit us up on this Friday morning. Friday check in
over to two to nine eighty seven. More Woody Show
is next. Because you think you have it all figured out,
next thing, you know, you live another twenty years.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Wood Show right back.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, if on a good day, we're a mediocre showy
as things go, uh, today is going to be a
little less than that. I am slightly below medium the expectations.
We've already had one technical difficulty.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
That was my fault.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
It's because I am so mentally checked out. And it's
because you know, all last week with the you know,
weird hours that we keep normally, and then we went
right to Vegas, worked all weekend, early mornings, late nights
for the iHeart Ready and Music festival, came back, went
right into this week, and this week has been insane.
And then last night kept getting woken up really yeah,

(27:21):
what people in my house? And then also the animal
in my house so she had to go out, which okay,
so she had a crap her brains out, but she's
doing that whole day.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
She's trying to like kind of subtly, you know before
she alert us, right, and so I know my wife
heard her. I know it because I'm like and so
like my wife was like playing dead. She allowed me
to get up take her outside, im like. And then
at that point it was only like another hour I
could have slept. I'd already been woking up like three

(27:54):
different times, and so I just came to work. Yeah,
and I'm like, forget it.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Man.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
If I wasn't already like smoked, I'm extra smoke. But
we're gonna get through it. We're gonna get through it.
We're gonna get to ten o'clock. Yep, we got a
lot of good stuff. We got the wheel of gas
cards gas for a year up for grabs again today
Mona and Lancaster was the winner yesterday at seven fifty.
Give you a chance to win gas for a year.
Also the VIP trip to the When We Were Young
Music Festival which is coming up in October. You can

(28:23):
win some VIP tickets to the festival. We got the
two night hotel stay that we're gonna take care of
round tre Bear Fair, and so that's coming up this
morning at eight ten here on the Woodie Show, phones
open at eight seven, seven forty four. What do you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I got the Friday Fail stories coming up.
We got the DUIQ for your chance to win some stuff.

(28:47):
Yeah we got we got it all. Yeah nice Yeah
on a mediocre day and just go it may turn
out to be great. I'm just again, like you said,
let's find out setting the expectation.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
That's absolutely all right.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Welcome back everybody. Yep.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Uh so.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Have you heard anything more bored about?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Tyler's lady? Is that?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Like?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Are they?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Are they boyfriend? Girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Now?

Speaker 15 (29:24):
I've heard that they have another date coming up in
the near future. I know that they live a distance apart,
so they're trying to uh make best use of their time.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh there, let's see him. But Tyler, So it's going well, right, Tyler, Tyler,
is this your girlfriend? Now? No, let's let's not use
that word just I just ask. Now, I think he's
only gone on like two days or something. We've only
gone on one guy like him moves quick. Yeah, you
got to trap him. I mean you gotta, like you
know that. We keep on hearing about this distance thing,
but he never explained, like how far the distance. The

(29:56):
distance between me and her about seventy miles. No, so
let's let's just say one side of LA all the
way to the other. Okay, cool, I've done something like that,
so that's a no big deal.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, seventy miles. That's a road trip. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I had a long distance thing with with my wife.
When we first started dating. I was living in San Francisco,
she was living in Saint Louis. We had just been
friends forever and we always had these conversations like, oh,
I got to find somebody more like you. I got
to find somebody more like you, like, well, what if
we just tried it? And it was long distance? So
every weekend Friday after the show, I'd get on a plane,
I'd fly three and a half hours whatever it was,

(30:32):
to Saint Louis. I'd spend the weekend there. Sunday afternoon,
fly back to San Francisco and do and then she
show you guys as well every once in a while,
but it's mostly me making that trip to UH, to
Saint Louis, all those things. And then you figure it
out because then that distance either becomes a thing where
it's like, good, there's this distance and it doesn't have
to be awkward, or it's one of those well, you know,
we would rather be together more. And then and then

(30:55):
you figure it out.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
And she eventually lived with you.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
She did, yeah, when she moved out there. But yeah,
speaking of San Francisco, this bachelorette is saying that the
dating sites aren't working for her anymore, and so she's
taking things to the next level. Her name is Lisa,
and down one of the busier highways, it's on the
one oh one, she put these billboards up that got
her face on them, advertising her website, and they've been

(31:20):
up there for about a month, and she says it's
like safety, like a safety measure, you know what I mean.
So she's doing this very publicly. This is not some
pr stuff. But I want to them, like, do you
believe it? Like, do you believe this is not a publicity?
Do you really believe that she's looking for somebodyship.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yeah, she was.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Previously engaged to her long term boyfriend, but he sadly
passed away two years ago. And while that sucks, at
least it proves that she'll be with you to the
very end if you're interested in applying to be her beloved. Oh,
the website has an application page. It shows what her
likes and dislikes, sorr, what her non negotiables are. Yeah,

(32:02):
here's here's a here's a little clip.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
It's been months since I've been on a date.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I can't even get men to talk to me on
any of the apps.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
I don't understand what's going on, but I figured it's.

Speaker 14 (32:12):
Time for a bold move.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
And what's bolder than running billboards on the side of
a major highway to essentially market myself?

Speaker 6 (32:19):
All Right, So, yeah, she's definitely marketing herself.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
This is a real endeavor, and my primary goal is
to make the love of my life get married and
start a fam.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
Noways followers, very much like I'm sure you all remember
the Mary Kate and Ashley movie Billboard Dawn.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, Billboard up, and that's what they end up getting
their dead dates, you know. And uh yeah, publicity whatever,
it's working people were talking about. But okay, so go
to Mary Lisa dot com. I see some pictures m
A R R Y l I s a dot com.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
Why she has to do?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
That's some pictures, No offense, Morgan.

Speaker 13 (32:58):
It's really nice. She's like this pet my opinion.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
There's a couple of pictures normal.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
She's like a regular.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Supermodel, but she's like a normal looking chick.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
She's she's nice.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
Yeah, it's still marketing. I don't think she really wants love.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
I think she does. I think she does really to
the point where she might be crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
There's a couple more pictures she watches like Mary Esse.

Speaker 15 (33:29):
She loves cats and she's artistic and creative. I mean,
we have somebody in this studio that loves cats.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
What about Menji? You know what, men she would look
good with her she needs Yeah, you know what, Menji?
This this looks like a chick that you got. I
think you guys like would match.

Speaker 13 (33:46):
Well, it is a good idea almost related.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
I mean high energy, healthy, active lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
And yeah, take a look at the pictures energy.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Okay, looking at the picture here. Yeah, okay. So there's
one thing that I think that I don't qualify for
this because she lists that her non negotiables is that
this person must have a bachelor's degree. Oh, she'll get
over a random bachelor's degree. What do you only have
a doctorate? No, I'm sorry. Dress you dressed like you

(34:17):
have one though.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
Yeah, yeah you can, don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
What are some of her other non negotiables? Do you
have the other ones up there?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Okay, yeah, let's see. It must be on board with
a monogamous relationship. You're fine with that, right, Yeah, let's
see a marriage or dating with the intention of marriage,
starting a family with what are your intentions? Do you
do you want to be married someday or no? You
know what, I'm open, you know, I'm open to it. Yeah,

(34:46):
I'm not like super set on Oh I need to
get married and you have a family all that s
do do you have.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Any tattoos or piercings, because she doesn't like that.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
No tattoos, no piers Okay, you're back in.

Speaker 13 (34:57):
Guy would look good.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think she can get that. You can can get
over the because he's got a he's got a good job.
You know, she can look past he's a professional. This
is not just like anybody off the street kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
You can lie about.

Speaker 10 (35:08):
No psychedelic drugs and good hygiene. I think Menji qualifies.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Are those the other non negotiable? So so fun? Yeah?
You shower every day? Right? Oh yeah yeah, acquired of course. Yeah,
go apply Menji if you want to see her? What
Mary m A R R Y Lisa dot com, Mary
Lisa dot com.

Speaker 13 (35:29):
Wait is there an application?

Speaker 10 (35:30):
Well, you can apply for yourself or apply for someone else.
So Menji, if you don't want to do it, I'll
take care of it right now.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
What's wrong with this picture? Who she said on the beach?

Speaker 13 (35:38):
She's fine, she's just regular. Like I don't think i'd
be friends with her.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
He wouldn't. What's wrong with regular people?

Speaker 13 (35:44):
I like weirdos, you know, I mean that's true.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Tell me that photo, that's the one, that's the one, Yeah,
that one kind.

Speaker 13 (35:50):
Of like trying to be She sent that in to
the Bachelor, the Bachelorette, and they didn't choose her.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
But she's all but she you know, that's like, this
looks like there's something wrong.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
This looks like one of the you know, this looks
like a screenshot from one of those medication ads. Oh yeah,
like you have like herpies or something whatever it is,
like valtrex.

Speaker 13 (36:12):
Or I don't know that's actually true.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I'm living my life right now thanks to valtrex. Now
I'm happy. Yeah, now I'm happy. I no longer have AIDS, but.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
At least.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Control.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
At least.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
She takes like a polarized wait her husband died.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Right, her fiance?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, yes, no, yeah, I don't think. I don't at least,
you know, she's got money if she can afford billboards, like.

Speaker 13 (36:38):
The girl that knows what she wants and goes hey.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Well, back in the day, you remember there was the
Aid's diet pill.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, a y D S.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
A y D S that was that was that was
a real thing. So this was like an actual ad
like one of those Chewa bowls. Yeah, it was a
y D is supposed to aid you in losing weight.
But like, listen the way that this this whole thing
read was a little different.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
Oh no, what's wrong?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
If I gained that much weight, my diet's not working.

Speaker 16 (37:06):
Use a diet aid diet.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Pills, not pills, the AIDS diet plan with candy cubes.
This is AIDS diet plan. Yeah, I am. I was
overweight and embarrassed to go any place.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
AIDS help me get back.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Into the size twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Age helps control your appetite, so you lose weight. Yet
age lets you taste, chew and enjoy the appetite. Suppress
and in Age is not a stimulant.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
Eight helped me lose the weight.

Speaker 9 (37:29):
It has nothing in it that could make me nervous.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
No question.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. Ages
help you lose weight safely and effectively.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Use only as directed.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, when you can enjoy AIDS.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah, or at least enjoy getting it.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah, say you can enjoy AIDS. Everybody, enjoy your aide
eight seven seven Uh Friday, check in, send those over
on the text over to two two nine eight seven
more what he shows next second? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Woody show will be right back. Conically large Jason disgusting

(38:07):
the Woody Show. I believe. I don't want to get
credit to the wrong person. Was it Henry Ford?

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I think it was Henry Ford. Oh. I said,
if I would have asked the public what they wanted,
they would have told me a faster horse. But instead
we have the automobile. But it makes sense. I saw
a text And again, I know we do crossroads and
everything else. And I've said this a million times, like
the people who listen to the show, we do. We

(38:38):
appreciate you guys so much. It's the people and you've
heard the crossroads. Like those people. You really can't do
much with those people, right, So it's just best of
kind of part way. So it's not that we're not
interested in, you know, feedback criticism, whatever you got. I'd
love to hear, you know, any kind of construction criticism. Now,
one thing I did see the other day I meant
to bring up. We made a conscious decision. You know,

(39:01):
I can't remember exactly when It's been over a year
at least, but you know, for a long time it
was like we were like doing a bit and then
into the next bit, and then a bit and then
another bit, you know, and It was argued to me
by a number of people on the show that we
get away from that and it's just start doing more
of like these like conversations on stuff as opposed to

(39:22):
doing this segment and then that segment. And then the
person who sent us the email or I'm sorry the
text was saying that, you know, they liked the show
the way it used to be because you would do
a bit about this and then a segment about that,
and now it's just you guys talking about stuff and
things that are going on, like in your lives or whatever.

(39:43):
So like every once in a while, I do because
I overthink everything, and so I'm just curious as a listener,
I don't know, like you, what do you prefer? You know,
do you do you like the bits of the segments
and things like that, or do you like it when
it's more of like a a conversation about these different
things kind of as they come up or fifty fifty Yeah,

(40:04):
I think like a balance, which is kind of what
we've been That's what we've been doing. It has been
more of the fifty to fifty. It used to be
more like a I would even say it was just
stretch to say it was seventy five, twenty five. Because
I always kind of felt like, I don't think we're
all that interesting as people. I don't feel like we're
all that interesting if there's nothing really truly remarkable about
any of us we're.

Speaker 9 (40:24):
Just bringing to the table.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Were normal ass But what do you call it? Regular ass?
She's just a regular ass girl, whatever you said.

Speaker 13 (40:30):
Yeah, we're regular.

Speaker 14 (40:31):
We are.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
We're just like these regular ass people. We don't live
any kind of like, you know, crazy exciting.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Live beloved regular, but no regular, but.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
You know what I mean. Yeah, And so because I
hear some of these other shows and they're they're they're
talking about these things, and I go, oh my god,
who cares? And so it's a thing that is kind
of set in me as a listener of other things.
And then I don't want us to be inside jokes
and things that I want people to be able to
tune in relate to something or you know, I want you,

(41:00):
I want you to be feeling it, you know. Yeah,
And so I'm just curious. And now now I'm asking,
I'm asking if you want a faster horse. No, but
I'm just I'm curious to get your feedback because it's
just something that text came up yesterday. I've been thinking
about it ever since.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah, that that happens with you, It does. One text
will kind of change things.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
No, no, no, I'm saying it could be a random
conversation with anybody that I have in life, and it
gets me thinking about something, the things that like, it's
a thought starter, and it gets me like, you know what,
maybe that's a good point.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
And you're open to those suggestions because.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Because I'm open to it about something will hit me
the right way. Maybe it's something that I've been thinking
about or whatever. And so somebody says and I go,
you know what, I should think more about that, I
should ask about this. We just want to make sure
that you get what you want and what you're paying
for it. Yeah, which is nothing. You definitely get what
you pay for. Yeah, you can. You can hit us

(41:54):
up on the conversation what you think over to two
two nine eight seven Like this person? Uh upset with
Morgan five to one six. Morgan needs to figure out
her brand. Okay, Yeah, one minute she acts like she's hideous,
the next minute she puts down other people's looks.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
Well, first of all, wasn't putting that woman down.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
But she should really work on bringing more value because
she comes off like an attention thirsty bitch and it
makes it hard to listen.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
I'm sorry, like this guy a coffee, maybe you put
too much emphasis on looks girl, there's more to life.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
That was one year old. There's not much more right now,
to be honest, like, I'm in that phase of life
where that's what matters.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, Look, here's here's the thing in this particular thing
we were. First of all, I was wondering the girl
who put up the billboards looking for, you know, a husband,
something to start a family with. I wanted to figure
from everybody in the room and listening do you think
that was legit? And then, of course, if she's putting
herself out there with all these pictures, you should see
how many pictures she has on this website. There's a
billion of it's broke out to my trip to Vegas,

(42:58):
my trip to Europe, my trip to this and she's
she's she's putting herself out there, and so I think
it's fair when somebody does. Yeah, especially if you're talking
about dating and there's nothing man that does that get
annoying when everybody talks about like how you have a
preference and the type of person that you're attracted to,
and people give you crap about it. Everybody's attracted to something.

(43:20):
Everybody has a preference.

Speaker 13 (43:22):
Oh guys, credit to this girl. I was looking at
her website right for she has no height preference, but
other people do.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Like, you know, some dudes are more into blondes or
brunettes or I don't know whatever. But who cares you
like what you like? Like yeah, yeah, there's no like, uh,
you know how businesses have the the EEO rules, the
equal Opportunity rules or whatever. There's no there's no DEI
there's no I don't know whatever it would be whatever requirements. Like, Well,

(43:52):
before I decide to officially date this person, I got
to make sure I talk to at least one person
with a handicap. I make sure I have a see
I have yep, I've hit on at least two Asians
and you know, one person of a different faith and
uh yeah, they don't get back to you. Have I
considered dating a transactual I have? I have not yet.

(44:13):
I got to check that box before I can go
Instagram official with my my new relationship. It's only fair,
so stupid, it's equitable, Yeah, bottle, you know what, I'm
gonna get crap from you, guys. I don't think she's
bad looking. I don't think she's again, I don't think
she's like a supermodel. But I think she's cute, definitely.

Speaker 10 (44:31):
I think we're just ruined on always looking at like
super piping hot people like in you know, media in
the room, saying like that to me in media and
like everything, and so a normal person's like, h but.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
If I'm okay, So let's assume for the sake of
this argument, that I was single, me personally okay, Like
I'm single, what is single? Yeah, And like I saw
someone smoking hot or whatever, I'm immediately out right because
I like, that's unattainable. Out of your league.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Yeah, I want to see something attainable. I know it's
definitely obtainable.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yes, Well, I mean I think she's she seems.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
I don't know why, to be honest, I don't know
why it's so difficult. Yeah, you can go and you
can see for yourself. You're just tuning in.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Now.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
There is a girl. She put a billboards all over
San Francisco, she's looking for like a husband and someone
to start a fan with her website that she set
up as Mary m A r R Y Lisa l
I s a dot com Mary Lisa dot com. You
can check it out there.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
You bring out a good pointments like I don't find
the premise believable. I can't get any guys to talk
to me.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Under the planet.

Speaker 10 (45:40):
She's in her forties and she hasn't been married, and
I think she's looking for a creative way to think
outside the box and meet somebody.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Something's going on there. Yeah, and then give us your
thoughts like I asked you about the show related question
about uh bits segments or just you know, what do
you what do you prefer if you had your way, like,
what would you prefer.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
He show?

Speaker 11 (46:05):
I am one of your senior listeners. I was that
a concert the other day and your people were there
and I talked to them and said, oh, but what
do you say? Does you show me say a free
Nobody likes Woody in your show? I think you all
suck show all right?

Speaker 4 (46:25):
And getting some good feedback and we thank you for that.
On the text over to two two nine eight seven.
This one's very nice. You guys are great just the
way you are. I wouldn't change a thing. Listen to
you every single morning. Thank you. I absolutely love the
show the way you guys are doing it now. You
guys are just so real and down the earth. It
makes my day every morning. Oh that's so nice, babe,

(46:46):
very sweet. I appreciate both the bits in the conversation
because I like the variety. My only complaint would be
the raunchy bits are getting a bit too much morgasms.
I don't consider myself a prude, but it's starting to
feel like a bit much. Still love you guys, though,
Yeah that's a good word. Raunchy, Yeah, ra raunchy.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Let's see this. One says, I think the in real
life chats make you guys feel more crowded and relatable,
which is enjoyable to listen to. Gina is such a
win for the show and the golden star to the team.
I wish you had had years earlier.

Speaker 13 (47:23):
That is very kind.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Let's not get out of hand.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Yeah, no, get out of hand.

Speaker 10 (47:28):
Really hyperball because another one says they wish I would
keep my gob shut.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Sixty forty more toward the conversations. No to interview Roulette,
Higher Thoughts and slam Poetry. Got to give props to
Sea Bass and the content he brings though signs five five.
I think the show is great. Only suggestion is to
limit the time on certain things. You guys do things
that aren't always relatable. For example, when you guys talk

(47:56):
about travel, even when it's for work. I rare travel,
and I have no idea what you're talking about. So
don't change content. Just don't drag on with the less
relatable topics. All right, I mean it's all. I mean,
we have a bunch of stuff. There's there's so much.
I will definitely be looking through all of these. So
if you've sent your your feedback, I do appreciate that,

(48:18):
and it will be seen and we'll be uh, we'll
be taking it into account coming up. I got your
fail stories for you, Sour Friday fail stories. Also, I
thought this is kind of funny. The Wall Street Journal
did a big story about how twenty twenty five is
the start of Gen Beta, but not everybody likes that name.
Yeah I don't, because beta is slang for someone who's
passive or weak. Right, No, because it went from Gen

(48:41):
Alpha Alpha Beta right Dela. Yeah, So it's a it's
a term that gen Alpha uses as an insult a lot.
So some people think we should go with a different
name completely, And that one idea is being tossed around
is generation AI is because they're never gonna know a
world without it. Jen A and Jen A I, let's

(49:05):
bring Jen I.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
John I.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
To be honest, I don't really care because it's not
my generation, So call it bait all day.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Also, older people are trying to cancel the word, the
word senior because it makes them feel old. One senior
citizen says that her and others around her are calling
themselves generation Jones because they don't want to be associated
as seniors. Some companies and organizations have even started to

(49:34):
change terms senior centers and senior living the terms like
community centers and active living communities. I have seen that
like active living community. Yeah, I've seen that in advertisements.
But that makes it more than Some people chimed in
on the video to say they have been doing the
same for over a decade by using the term older

(49:56):
adults instead. It doesn't change it on age, yes, right?

Speaker 13 (50:00):
Why are we so sensitive about a word that describes something? Yeah,
I mean the beta thing?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
What do you think you hate age? I do hate.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
I wish I wasn't aging so fast. But I what
is technically a senior? Is it six? I hope it's
sixty five?

Speaker 9 (50:16):
That senior?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I can nott worry about it. Fifty two or something?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (50:19):
Well, fifties when you can get AARP card, but the
senior discount starts around sixty three?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Sixty five?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Right, whatever, dude, lean in?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I know, lean in? Yeah, and middle aged? Really isn't fifty?
Middle aged? When based on life expectancy is mid thirties?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Yeah, no, it's not for some thirties. No, it's not sure.
What's the average what's the average.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Lifespan? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (50:46):
I mean I don't know. It's probably like seventy something.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I thought it was like eighty something. No, no, it's
going down.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
No, it's like seventy eight.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Okay, so thirty what wait?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Wait, hold on, hold on, man, it's what's half of
seventy eight? Half of seventy eight?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Is uh uh wait?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Thirty three?

Speaker 15 (51:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
No, thirty thirty two point five or something?

Speaker 7 (51:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
No, no, sorry? Thirty four drug thirty four sixty eight?
Oh sixty eight? Thirty four? Wait did you say twenty
eight would be yeah, oh you said seventy eight. Okay,
then that's how you're figuring out. Walk us through it.
It's sixty eight. Well okay, so you take sixty eight, you.

Speaker 17 (51:30):
Divide that in half, right, it's seventy eight. Seventy eight, sorry,
seventy eight, So seventy eight you divide in half. So
let's uh, let's take it down to sixty real quick,
so that'll give you thirty and then you add all right,
take it down yeah, yeah, fifty. So then you add
five because you take away that ten, so then that

(51:52):
gives you thirty five. And then so you got to
divide the three portions, so that's two point five. So okay,
thirty seven point five.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
You're getting closer. Closer, Okay, go up a little more. Yeah,
why don't you run down to seventy instead of sixty,
So seventy eight take half of seventy instead of half
of sixty, so it's thirty five. But then you still
have the other eight that you have number thirty five
plus four.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Yeah, it's like, what's what's half of eight? Half of
a is four?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Right, right? Yeah, so you would take the four what's
half of seventy.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Half of seventy is thirty five, correct, So thirty five
plus four equals.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Thirty nine and that's middle aged.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
There, Yeah, there you go. Eight Yeah. Now we got
there eventually. So I'm advanced middle aged. Yeah yeah you are? Yeah, dude,
so old all right? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
I remember when you were young? Is this an overreaction?
Neighborhood bar in Michigan was just about to close suddenly
an argument breaks out between a customer and the bar staff.

(52:55):
Customer was pissed about the money at the bar, and
you know, drinks are expensive, but the argument wasn't over dollars.
It was over cents, fifty cents to be exactly. No
customer pulls out a gun.

Speaker 9 (53:06):
Okay, that's appropriate.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Points at the bartender fired twice, missed a guy by
a few inches. The shooter and a woman that he
was with, they bolted from the bar. They took off
before the cops got there. Pretty easy to find though,
and the panic. The woman dropped a bunch of stuff
before she bolted, including the shooters driver's license. So the
cops tracked down the guy, found the gun in his car,
rested him, and he's been taken off to jail intent

(53:30):
to murder is the charge over fifty cents CeNSE worth
it fifty orders.

Speaker 13 (53:37):
I used quarters to do my laundry, and those are
very valuable porters to kill it. Yeah, quarters, that's like
half a little laundry.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I went to a laundry mat to wash some like
big oversized stuff like comforters and things, and they had
you had to you know, use a card you basically
buy the car because there were no quarters. I was
kind of Bob was like, oh dude, end of an era.

Speaker 14 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
I remember back in the day when I was living
in places where you'd have to go to the laundry
bout every week. It was like, man, you just had quarters.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
Yep, even meters take cards now.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah, I remember those old at the arcades. Of course,
they would have those brown machines, the change machines. Man,
that sound that sound like would like you know, I
was gonna say, the sound will get your horny, But
you were a kid, That's how it sounds weird. But
you know you get like all you get all psyched,
like yeah, the tokens would spin out, especially when to

(54:28):
put a fiver in that thing, because like four whatever
but man, because those things would have ones or five.
You put a fiver in one of those change machines,
a dude, And.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
Speaking of that, it was the lottery slot machines. Like literally,
you'd get the bucket and all the quarters are pour out.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Over in Ohio, off duty cop really had to use
the bathroom he was working his second job. He found
a porta potty he could use, and uh, he was
inside doing his thing when suddenly the porta potty began
to move and tip oh no. Turns out a group
of teenagers, some new good teens, saw the guy in
there decided they were going to push it over while
he was inside. Not cool. The cop was super pissed

(55:06):
when he got out, saw the group that pushed him over,
and claimed that one of them went for a gun
in his waistband. The cop fired his gun and the
group bolted, only for one of the teams to show
up at the local hospital with a gunshot wound, so
the team expected to be fine. The cop wasn't hurt,
but he's probably gonna lose both of his jobs because

(55:29):
the Sheriff's department investigating the incident.

Speaker 9 (55:30):
But I can see wanting to do that only you
can do it.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah, but you can't actually do that, Like you could
want to shoot somebody like you actually did. Like, okay,
you got tipped over to porta pot. I'd want to,
you'd want to, But yeah, is that worth it? I
don't think so.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he text us, Friday
check in over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll
take the break, we'll come back. We got the Friday
fail stories coming up for you.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Next hang up will be.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Right back.

Speaker 11 (56:07):
If this is.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
All right, So we'll run along for you this morning,
trying to get through the morning into the weekend as
quickly as we can. It's time for the Friday fail stories.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Everybody else.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
If I remember correctly, I think we did a pretty
damn good job last week. No, I think it was
really good, I said. My memory hasn't been perfect, but
it's been pretty good. But here we go, Friday fail stories.

(57:14):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, time for
your Friday fell start. I was feeling I thought they
had the perfect plane plant can never go wrong, And
then somewhere along the line went from being a great
idea to one big stink in Mega Uber Ultra.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah, way better.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah that was better last week?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Oh yeah a lot.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
All right, Well this first story I have for you.
This is from China. Guy was driving an electric scooter
like a real boss.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Down, fun and lucky.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Are you still thinking about the scooter.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
After a test riding one? Probably not? I didn't feel
now what I'm I'm thinking cure? Okay?

Speaker 4 (58:11):
So like, uh, scooter? Two different things?

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Now?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Like is vespa?

Speaker 9 (58:17):
Like that's not like a rascal scooter?

Speaker 14 (58:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Like what a razor? Like a motorized razor, like a
razor or bird or lime or yeah yeah, yeah yeah
I was considering those.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
But after riding one, probably not. But scooter scooter like
a vespa, Yes, still considering.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
He was on his way home and enjoying life. Suddenly
lost control, crashed the scooter into a temporary stoplight and
got his head perfectly stuck in the stop light. Ohnice
and snug, He's okay. And then when trying to get
the light off of his head, well, the thing was
stuck not moving. The fire department was called. They had
to sit the guy down while they got him out
of there, and easier said than done, because it took

(58:56):
them forty minutes to cut around the metal casing just
to get this guy in his head unstuck from the light.
Here's from the scene, like, oh wow, I was wondering
how this works. Yeah, because you got to keep in
mind this is China, so there are lights I guess
look a little different than ours. It looks like like
a like a big black box. And then yeah, like, uh,

(59:18):
it looks like like one of those fidget toys that
you see. Yeah, right, you know, and his head is
just perfectly in this thing. It almost looks like a
Roeblocks character the way that his head is in there,
just perfectly.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
It's like when a raccoon gets stuck in a jar.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Yes, sale, yeah, exactly hyperventily yeah.

Speaker 15 (59:34):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
This one happened in Kentucky. A guy was driving down
the highway just feeling that southern breeze. He screwed up
somewhere though, because uh, he looked in his mirror and
he saw those flashing lights the cops were behind him.
Pulled over, knowing in his mind that he would be
good in the eyes of the law because he was
one of them. The cops asked him for his license

(59:56):
and registration. Instead of giving him that stuff, the guy
gave him the best get Joe free card he had.
He told him that he worked for the CIA, all right.
He doubled down on that by pulling out shirts, wallets,
money clip that he had in the car, all with
the CIA initials on them. He tripled down on that
gave the cops a card that said Association of Former

(01:00:18):
Intelligence Officers, at which point the cops called Homeland Security.
Did a little bit of digging, the most minute amount
of digging.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Not true.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Yeah, yeah, I got this money clip. You know, not
the first time he claimed to be an agent either.
In fact, he had been on federal probation for claiming
that he was one before he was arrested. He begged
the cops the entire ride to the jail as it could.
Please just call phone number approving I'm an agent, do

(01:00:48):
you They're like, dude, dog sales.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Yeah. Just take the speeding ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Yeah, this is pretty great. This is from Florida. Guy
was driving down the road and big old truck just
living life. He was speeding, not paying attention, nearly hit
a car, had to swerve out of the way to
avoid hitting that and a pedestrian that was nearby, and
after that near missed the guy. He pulled up to
the red light, and while he was there he saw
some fine ass chicks. Hell yeah, well, you know, when

(01:01:21):
he got a big truck and you see some fine
ass ladies, you know what you need to do and
peel out burnout. So he rebbed the engine, he got
the tires fired up. He did that burnout, leave it
a nice little trail smoke to impress the ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Well remember that car that he nearly hit earlier, Yeah,
that was a cop car. And so they had followed
him to that light and they watched this whole thing play.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Out, and they said, damn, he's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
They watched him do his burnout and they let him go. No,
they pulled him over and our guy Greg, was he drunk?
You bet as a skunk? Yeah, he said, he was
just trying to impress the ladies. Cops didn't care for that.
They arrested them, hit them with the duy and reckless
drive and a bunch of other stuff. Though, like also man,

(01:02:12):
the worst part of the story. Those chicks were unimpressed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
By the sweet.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
What what are guys thinking?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I don't know, you tell us, like, what are you thinking?
I think if we hear more from women about what
you really think.

Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
Of stuff like this, But I think it would be
the opposite, Like you roll up kind of smooth, you
don't like peel out like you're like a child, you
know what I mean? Like that doesn't who that impresses
other dudes, I imagine, But.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Sammy could be impressed. No, no, I just it's I
don't know its.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
Impressed with.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Here's why. Let me let me show you the show
math earlier. Let me show you my here's how my
math for Sammy works on this, I am using stereotypes.
She's a country music fan, right, and I think kind
of in that like I think if you're a country
music fan, like you're more impressed like with stuff like

(01:03:08):
that because it's like country and trust.

Speaker 12 (01:03:12):
But I would want that like off roading and if
you're like peeling out like in grass.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
And you know that kind of stuffing like that you
must on the way down to the farm.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
She wants to go down road.

Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
She's not trying to like drift in the street.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
I see Morgan being more into dudes like that than Sammy.
Sammy definitely wants to go muddy. Are you in the
dudes like that? I would say, are you saying that
stereotype based on UFC fan and yeah, yeah, kind of
like knuckle dragger, more like dirt bag in the street
type stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:03:41):
There's a five percent chance that would work on me.
There's a chance, but it's it's low.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Yeah, Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I was just talking about you yesterday to a friend
of mine because one of his best friends and business
partner is Dana White. That's my uncle uncle Dana. Yeah,
but my buddy has he has a company called First
Form that he started back when he was in college,
and he and Dana went into business on this First

(01:04:08):
Form Energy drink, which just got partnered up with Anheuser Busch.
It's huge, it's huge, and I saw I was just
talking to him yesterday. He does all this speaking of cars.
They do like these like car meetups at seven elevens ye,
because seven eleven is like, uh, you know, the big
distributor of the First Form energy thing does like our
meetups around the world. And my buddy, his name's Andy.

(01:04:29):
We've had him on remember we used to do like
a lot of the MF CEO mother F and CEO.
Well that's Andy, yeah, and he started First Form and dude,
this guy has got so many dope cars. He's got
the coolest car collection of anybody I've ever seen, forgetting
known that I've ever seen anyway. So he's having like
a hand a handful of his cars shipped to different

(01:04:50):
seven eleven meetups with these like First Form Energy anyway, ball.
I got off on a tangent there, but I was
because he was talking about you know Dan. I said, Dude,
this producer on my show, Morgan, she is obsessed with
the US. She's like, dude, well we'll hang out. Oh dude, yeah,
he go, Dude, I got it. I got it, dude,
I gotta get you and Dana together. You guys would

(01:05:11):
love each other.

Speaker 13 (01:05:12):
Yeah, you guys would.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
So I'll let you know how that turns out. But
I said, yeah, totally, we should, Uh we should. We
should bring her and you know, mortgage and.

Speaker 13 (01:05:20):
Then shout out to those drinks too. I tried one
last week. Really good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
I know a guy who can get us some. He
owns the company couple. Yeah, car.

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
He does have one of my favorite cards, which is
a four GT.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
He's got so much sick stuff. It's awesome. All right,
this last one, I'll give you one. More failed stories
from Sweetwater, Texas, where a door dash driver called the
cops after making a very strange delivery to a motel.
I just thought it was a little weird. The complete
list of items not released, but uh, the delivery included

(01:05:55):
trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, and other kidnapping
and murder type tools. So clearly it's a really weird
list right here for dexter. So the cops showed up
at the motel. The guy inside, forty two year old
Neil Cooper is his name. He refused to leave. Believe

(01:06:17):
it or not, he was armed. What the cops forced
their way in, and they found a hostage inside. You know,
I'm saying the hostage was rescued, Neil rested. Now, a
lot of people praise the driver for, you know, acting
after seeing these red flags. There are other people, though,
who are like, that's not a door dasher's job. Your
job isn't just to sit there and make a determination

(01:06:38):
about what I've ordered and then called the coss Well
how about this, how about if you don't have a
hostage inside a motel ordering hatchets and bleach and zip ties,
and you probably won't have a problemh My god, anyway.
It's it's unclear what he planned to do with the victim,
but it's pretty clear. Here's the thing, it's it's not

(01:06:58):
a good idea to door down your murder supplies. Yeah
keep yeah, fail failed up the warners.

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
Yeah right, a couple of different door dashers.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
What's up with? What's going.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
In SoCal Sports with Jeff ge.

Speaker 18 (01:07:19):
Yo, Happy Friday, Jeff g Good morning squad, and Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
And I start with our Dodgers.

Speaker 18 (01:07:23):
They did it again, ground bought a third over the
first twelve times in thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
The Dodgers have won the West.

Speaker 18 (01:07:33):
All right, let's go ahead and take you into the
locker room now here, as manager Dave Roberts and his
speech to the team after they clinched, let's enjoy time
because you guys deserve it, but don't lose that edge.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Keep that sacking edge for five more weeks. Congratulations. That's right.
Celebrate now, but a lot more work to do.

Speaker 18 (01:07:51):
Speaking about celebrating, Clayton Kershaw had his dad bought on
full display in the locker room.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
His shirt was off.

Speaker 18 (01:07:57):
This has to be my favorite clip from the celebrations
Kershaw with AM five seventy's Dave Vessa, listen to this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Want your shirt back?

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
No, I don't want my shirt back. I don't want goggles.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I don't want a shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
I hardly want pants.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Dave, bro, keep your pants on.

Speaker 18 (01:08:11):
By the way, Dodgers and Mets Wildcard Series starts Tuesday
at Dodgers Stadium. Dodgers in Seattle all weekend taking on
the Aos Champ Mariners. Angels are going to close out
their season against the Astros at the Big A this weekend.
And the other Big LA news besides the Dodgers clinching
yesterday was Lakers coach JJ Reddick got a contract extension.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Here is Lakers GM Rob Polinka.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Recently extending JJ's contract, just to make it clear that he's,
you know, the basketball leader in terms of our coaching
and on court performance.

Speaker 18 (01:08:41):
Moving on to the NFL Thursday night game between the
Cards and the Seahawks was okay, but I had a
great ending.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Seattle won by three and covered the spread.

Speaker 18 (01:08:48):
NFL this weekend, Chargers in New York taking on the
Giants at ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Chargers favored by six and a half.

Speaker 18 (01:08:54):
Rams are hosting the undefeated Colts at SOFI Stadium at
one pm.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Rams favored by three and a half.

Speaker 18 (01:09:00):
Niners also hosting the Jags at one and Bears in
Vegas taking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
On the Raiders at one pm as well.

Speaker 18 (01:09:04):
And your Sunday night game is Dallas and Green Bay
aka the Micah Parsons Revenge Game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Have a great sports weekend. I'm Jeff g And that's
your so Calo sports.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Hi. There he is Jeff, And gather around all you
merry gentlemen and ladies. Dude, Tame and Paula. Like I
told you, three sold out shows. They're happening at the Forum.
When your tickets all this weekend. This is called Dracula

(01:09:34):
New Tam and Paula New music Discovery.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
What was that?

Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
There's terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Oh my god, three sold out shows of the form.
Are you kidding?

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (01:10:11):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 9 (01:10:14):
Tracula spectacular?

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Elephant? I liked. What's the other? Tame? Elephant is good? Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
Is that the Justice one?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Yeah? The Reaba it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
I liked it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:34):
I really didn't, especially with Halloween and stuff coming up.
Oh my god, and I played at so many parties.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
So it's for a cartooner. Yeah, all right, cool? New
New Tam and Paul. It's called Dracula. I can tell
you right now, that's the last time you're hearing that
on this show after ten am, all day long. Just
just not on this show. You know you can hear
it though. If you need to hear it right now,
just go to the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
You can.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
You can stream it there and check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
All right, you know what it is? Good?

Speaker 11 (01:11:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
So we were talking about pot pie, yeah, because it
was a guy. He was going around all the fast
food places. He was trying out the least popular things
on menus at different fast food places and seeing if
it's any good, right, and he said the pot pie
at KFC is like one of their lower cellars that

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nobody said. It's really good. It's not like the items
were bad. Yeah, And we went on about our love
of pot pie for the best. I don't want the
frozen ones in the store because they're hello dry, but
Greg likes the Somebody said, you know what's it called
better Goods? Like better Goods makes a really good pot pie,

(01:11:52):
but better good that's the one that makes those pizza.

Speaker 10 (01:11:54):
And I just got a bunch of their pastas I
almost got the pot pie one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
I'm saying that that's this, that's the brand that rich
demurro rich on Walmart, right, Like that's okay. I guess
they know what they're doing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
They have so much stuff they have like wings and
all kinds of things. Like if you look at the
frozen section at Walmart, there's so many better I just
got the.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Lemon were caught up stuff pasta.

Speaker 14 (01:12:17):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
It's so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Okay, and that's a Walmart exclusive, right, yes, okay, you
go to Walmart. I love Walmart.

Speaker 9 (01:12:26):
Now I'm a convert.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
A convert were you were like like like a void
of a Walmart.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
Think I'd ever been to one? It just hadn't occurred
to me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Dude, I love Walmart. So on board. I go every
weekend to Walmart. I love it. You know, I know
people will go. I don't know, maybe because I'm also
a people watcher. Yeah, that's why I would fly spirit
to get to work. I'm saying, if you happen to
get to where you're going and then you happen to
get little entertainment on the way, like that's a big deal.
You happen to go out and need a couple of

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things they have all the different departments, but also get
a little entertainment because you see some pretty wild up
that you wouldn't see maybe a target.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
I think the only bad Walmart that's around at least
us is the one that's by the station because it
was like converted from the old like sports uh, I
don't know, like a sports store or something like that. Okay,
And the lighting is so bad, it's so dark inside,
it's so dark.

Speaker 9 (01:13:17):
But in general, the great value brand rules. I'm so
into it now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Yeah, I'm down. Oh yeah, and yeah, the better, the better,
good stuff. Yeah, all right, I'll check it out. I'll
check out the I'll check out that pot pie, and
I'll check out what's the thing you just I'll definitely
check out Yeah right eight Wooding hit us up with
the text over to two to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Fine, and we are into another new hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. That's Greig Gory got Menace
is right now, we got Sea Bass, there is Sammy
phones are up in eight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven. We got the d u i

(01:14:08):
Q coming up for you this hour. Give you a
chance to win something another little dumbass contest for you
fun here on this Friday morning. What's the most expensive
thing you've seen somebody buy and never use, ever use? Yeah, yus,
I know I bought it. I know, a commercial grade

(01:14:31):
Deli slicer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Oh really?

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Like did you buy it or saw something by it?
I didn't buy it? You know who did? Aunt Chrissy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
What do those go for?

Speaker 9 (01:14:42):
I have no idea, Like Seinfeld, they bought one so
they could open their.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Mail with it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
I don't remember that? How do I not remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
It?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
But my thing is like with Ann Chrissy. She doesn't drive,
so like who's picking up the meat?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Used to work at like a butcher shop? Oh yeah,
and uh yeah, she's she's got this like it's a legit,
I mean commercial grade, not like one of the smaller
ones you could see like they make like a like
a home version of it. No, no, no, this is
like she went to the grocery store and stole it.
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Like those luggage rocks. I didn't know civilians could buy those.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
You get a restaurant supply stores?

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
You're yeah, dude, I have a family members similar. They
buy because they're addicted to going to auctions and just
buying things. They buy a pizza oven from a pizza
place that just like went out of business, and it's
seven feet long and they're trying to get rid of
it now because they h a lot of people in
the text college degrees, you know what, not wrong though

(01:15:52):
not wrong? The oculus oculus people texting over the Apple
vision pro I don't see anybody. I never see those.

Speaker 14 (01:16:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
The only time I ever see that is when I
stop in the Apple store. Yeah, I know somebody that
bought three right when they came out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Never see that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I mean they did when they first came out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Because we had does not become a big.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Deal, well because they're crazy expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Well also, like the content never really got there, you know,
because you're everybody, you probably never saw this movie was
what's the movie that has a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Virtual ready Player one?

Speaker 13 (01:16:29):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Ready Player one?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
I saw it because everybody wants ready Player one and
it's just not there yet. And where you live in
a virtual and they don't want to wear a ski gout.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
That's what I want. I want to be a virtue.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I know you don't want it. But the people that
are into this kind of stuff that we rich rich
on Tech was telling us about something that's like the
Apple Vision Pro but it's it's it's a cord. It's
got a wire and it plugs into the port on
your phone and then you can watch like if you're
on a plane or you're whatever, you can sit and
watch a movie and it looks like a giant screen,
you know, obviously like something like that. And it's I

(01:17:02):
forget what he said how much that costs, but it
was way more reasonable for for something like that. Ye
have you seen the new the new metas?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
I have not tried them on. I haven't seen him
in the store. Because they show watch videos of they
show like texts and stuff and images inside the lens
like on the back.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
That's what I thought the first minutes we're going to
be they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
I am. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
I use it mostly for I love them for like
listening to stuff, talking to people podcasts.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
That's what If I'm in the car instead of having
like air pods and and I'm driving, I'll have the
Meta glasses on because it sounds great. It sounds even
better than the AirPods. But also I'm wearing sunglasses anyway,
I'll use it for that, or if I'm somewhere where
I'm hanging out, like I use them a lot on vacation. Yeah,
when I'm sitting there on the beach or whatever. Yeah,

(01:17:52):
I'm just listening to the music with the sunglasses.

Speaker 10 (01:17:55):
And I did that too, But you know what, it
doesn't really work that well for still has a long
way to go. In Iceland, I see famous building, Yeah,
it'd be like Meta, what am I looking at? It
would be like you are looking at a building with windows.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Really, it's the most.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Like what you're talking about is a new, upgraded eight
hundred dollars version. Yeah, they just came out with some
new ones. I keep saying the advertisement. Yeah, I keep
seeing the advertisements for them.

Speaker 16 (01:18:18):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
Oh yeah, you know what, You're right. I think Meta
is going to be opening up some stores where you
can go by them stores for it. Something I bought
never used my PlayStation five. I bought it four years ago,
never played it, just too busy. Who my girlfriend's pilates machine.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
There former Yeah, that's which is by the way, is
like a giant basically a massage table that rolls.

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Around and they're heavy and expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah. Most expensive thing you've seen someone buy and never
use an r V. I feel like that is one
of those things that you It sounds like a good idea.
My god, there'd be so much fun. We'll be able
to go do this and that and the other, and
then you never You never use it nearly as much
as you think you will unless you're living in It's right,
you have to live in it. Yes, yeah, uh. Someone says,
a smart fridge with the giant touch screen. I'm working

(01:19:06):
on it daily. But you would use that? He says,
we bought one and never use the screen.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
The screen, Yeah, the fridge there for when you need it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
But you bought this. Refrigerators got the screen, the TV,
the whatever in it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
And then you realize, you know, I have a TV.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
I use all though it has a lexap built in
it stream stuff. How often do you stand in front
of your refrigerator for well longer than fifteen in the kitchen? True,
I'll say, hey, tell me the headlines, and I'll read
off the headlines. Something. The most expensive thing that you
have seen somebody buy and never use? I bought tools
for fixing things and I just always hire someone else

(01:19:43):
to fix it. So you have all these tools, you
just never use them.

Speaker 11 (01:19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
I've done that too, with one very specific thing that
you need for a job, and then you buy the
tool and then just now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
A peloton, Oh nobody uses those anymore. A boat I
did the all times, and that was everything, especially during COVID,
A horse raw, a pool people always people always have
this idea about oh man, if we had a pool,
I'd be in it all the time. And then you're

(01:20:15):
never in it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
That's not going to be me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
And you're never in it. And then a grand piano.
That's another one. There's it's so weird, Like on my
mom's side of the family, I think every aunt, uncle,
like every household on that side, everybody's got a piano. Yeah,
And I don't get it. There was like this weird
thing is like they actually play some of them do yeah, yeah,

(01:20:40):
or they had their kids playing. But I'm saying there
there just seems to be like this is just kind
of what that side of the family does. People get
a and not a grand piano. I'm talking about it
like just like a regular yeah, right type of type
of thing. It's like my mom's like, well, you know,
because the kids at one point, like my my daughter
took piano lessons and my mom's like, you should get
a piano. I'm like, oh, my parents grand piano. It's

(01:21:02):
a picture frame holder. Basically, yeah, that's all it is.
I mean, it can look cool in the right situation.
But the way I think, well, SeaBASS and I talked
about this though, Like let's say, you know, I don't know.
I got high one day and I decided I want
to have kids. I think having a piano is the
best thing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
Like that would be the number one thing I would
want my kid to learn how to do is play
the piano, because it gives you the four reading or
more than reading. Sure, no, but it does give you.
It just gives you the fundamentals of like everything.

Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
Yeah, and of reading music.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
It's really Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
That's the whole point is that pianos and things like
that used to be big before we had record players.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
You had to do that to six seven saying I
agree with a pool. My sister and brother in law
spent eighty grand on a new pool and they've used
it maybe five times in three years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
My brother in law says, it's one of their biggest regrets.
Why get in the thing a time share?

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Use it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
You hear about people always and again I hear this
whole guy, I'll get you out of your time share.
I'm I'm not Laura, but I can get you out
of your time For years, I've tried to get people
to explain to me how like even makes sense. And
I even I went to to AI to have it
explain it to me and I and then I eventually

(01:22:18):
I go to a I go is it a rip off?

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Is it a scam?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
And they go, well, like very Sammy, Well not necessarily.
What's the benefit? Yeah, what's the benefit? And they couldn't
really come up with the benefits either. He's been the
only seller of time shares here, going to the same
place over years dot com, Do I do I have
a timeshare?

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
You have?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
You're stuck up for them? That would be the only
I'm saying, that would be the only thing that would
make any kind of like, Okay, well, if you are
going to the same wherever like every year, the idea
of it, the idea of it, like I I would
even though I go to the same place every year.
That's what I was saying, I was like, it's not
for me. You might be the only person on the
planet where it would make sense for it. But that
would even makes sense because it's not cheaper than a hotel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
Exactly your vacations in advance.

Speaker 10 (01:23:02):
But and then I don't know if this is true
at all, but somebody was theorizing that the people who
buy who sell you the time shares and the people
who get you out of the time shares at the
same company, I'm the same, which I think is hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Also run Firehouse US seven one four says, how about
a couch you never sit on? How would you buy
a couch you never do that?

Speaker 9 (01:23:25):
So Gina could have a beautiful, perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Couch that that couch that Greg had and there's the
nosed couch now belongs to Gina. He gifted it that
Did you buy.

Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
It or did you're very for for a song for
a cheap.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Pradai that thing and it is and you gave it
a new life fills.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
We love it so much. We had a nice reviewers
gave it. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 9 (01:23:46):
It was like a brand new couch.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
More show play the d uy Q if you want
to play, give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
that's eight seven seven forty four. Wooding will get somebody
lined up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
What is weird?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Woody show, and we are ready to play this dumb
ass contest. It's Friday morning and that dumb ass contest
can only be one and that would.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
Be the d i Q.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Yeah, try to play the UIQ eight seven seven forty four.
What he has done to call to play? And uh,
let's see who should we go? Let's go to uh Mallory, Hey,
good morning, Mallory, hi Way show. All right, well Mallory,
you're gonna play the UYQ. But before we get into
the questions, we're gonna get a little updated for everybody

(01:24:32):
who may be new to the show and not heard
this before. Just a refresher on how the game works.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Please see mask Well it works by I asked a
very drunk person some very easy questions.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
So you don't answer the questions the drunk person does.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
What you do is you guess whether the drunk person
gets the answer correct and if you guess whether they
get it correctly, two times out of three.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
You win.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
All right, So before we get to the questions, Mallory,
we're gonna get to know or try to get a
better idea, just how with it or not with it?
The drunk person is and this person.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
Is, this is just David David, and as he is
a bro, I'm able to brow it up with him
and just talk about his bro drinking skit all right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Here is David, David, tell me what have you had
to drink tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Rum a coke?

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Long Island for Long Island and that's what to help me?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
David?

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
How does that make you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Everyone inside of me anymore. It's gonna be a cream
midnight tonight. What do you mean about cream?

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
David?

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Cream?

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
If it come up white? Is all right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Okay, that's a good slogan.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I told you a couple of bros I gotta brow out.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
It's like, if you're ordering Long Islands on that level,
there's there's things happening in your life.

Speaker 14 (01:25:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
That.

Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
The last time, that's less time you ordered a Long
Island outside of college.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
That's when I got ejected from the Red Lobster and
also got ejected from a Friday's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
And that was off because of you know, I'm a
collector of quotes. When I just wrote in here You're
never as good as you think you are, but you're
never as bad as they say you are. It's a
good ones from Bill Kauer. I like that, you stealer
coaching legend. Uh. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is
a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in
a fruit salad. That's a good one. And then I'm
also going to write this one in there. The if

(01:26:25):
it come out white is all right? It comes out white,
It's all right, I'm putting. I'm putting quote.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Yeah, kind of like mine. If if it's brown, I'm
going down. Yeah. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Well, let's get into the questions that count. It's question
number one here on the du i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Condensation is the opposite of what process?

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
All right, Condensation is the opposite of what process. Now
we're also guessing on Menace and Sammy. They are stone
cold sober.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
I would like to start with a triple no.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
A triple no from Greg Gory.

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
Do they have to see a specific word.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
I'm looking for a specific word, but if they describe it,
I will I'll be lenient.

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
Lenient.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
I'm with you on the triple Now.

Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
I think I think yes to Sammy, no to menace
and David.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Okay, if they can describe medicine, Sammy, do you think
that David's going to get it?

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Mallory, what do you think?

Speaker 13 (01:27:23):
Not a chance?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Not a chance? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Question number one for the d.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
U i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Condensation is the opposite of what process menace?

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Dehydration Sammy, freezing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Oh, we're looking for evaporation. They're in the general subject
matter A right, who was closer?

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Wait? You said freezing.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
I said freezing, and you said dehydration.

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
Freezing is almost a type of things are condensing in
many cases, except for water because that actually expands becomes
less dense.

Speaker 13 (01:28:00):
Yeah, that's literally what I said.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah, all right. Question number one d y Q. Mallory
said that David won't get it, so you get to
if she gets on the board with her first point.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Condensation is the opposite of what process conversation about the water.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
It's some comfort call conserve conservation?

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
So close?

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Oh what is it? White boy?

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I didn't go to school.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
He kind of sounds like Deon Sanders, doesn't he sounds
like James Brown?

Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
He was looking for conservation.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Yeah, that's what I think he was going.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
Guys, it's gonna be a cream midnight to me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Yeah, this is real.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Yeah, probably drugs. All right, well, good news, Mallory, you
are on the board. You got your first point here
in this round of the d U y QOB all right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Question number two, what is the name of our galaxy?

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
What is the name of our galaxy? I mean, if
you go back to the Greek origins, if the word galaxy,
it's right in there. Good clue. Ye, helpful, very helpful.

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
No for David, No for Sammy, No, yeah, no, triple no.

Speaker 9 (01:29:16):
All right, I'm gonna say yes for Menace and no
for Sammy and.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
David, and I am going triple yes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
What are you doing? Sabotaging is easiest question. No, I'm sticking. Yeah,
I'm ticking. I'm sticking with mine, Menace and Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
No, no, Mallory, your thoughts triple no, triple no. Question
number two for the d U i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
What is the name of our galaxy?

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Sammy the Milky Way, Menace the Milky Way. Okay, that's
what I wrote as well, that's what you wrote down.
You spell it, scribbled it, and yeah, let me see
show greg, Oh, look I scribbled it, okay, yeah, yeah,
literally just scribbles, but you can tell that it starts

(01:30:11):
with an M and then it's just it's like someone's signature.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
First, all right, question number two here on the d
u i Q for David Mallory thinks that it's a
gnaw dog. Not going to get it. That's the way
it works out. Just gonna be the winner of this round.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
What is the name of our galaxy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
We earth things?

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
That's the planning we're on. But what's the name of
our galaxy we're in right now?

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
I'm sorry, I'm really.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
We're in the universe.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Well, congrasations you are the winner of the d uy Q. Well,
you know, because milky milk, it could also be something white. Yeah,
white is all right, yeah, milky creamy cream.

Speaker 14 (01:31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Man, congratulations, you are a winner here on the d
u i Q. Nice one though, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
I love you too.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Very efficient work on winning your prizing. On one second,
we'll get all of your information. We still have a
third question that she didn't need, but we're going to
do it just for Funzi's question number three.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
L A is the abbreviation for what state.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
All Right, l A abbreviation for what state. First, we're
talking postal abbreviations. I will say, you know, for David, yes,
for Menace and Sammy, I want.

Speaker 9 (01:31:50):
To say triple yes, but I don't think David's going
to get it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Can't get Milky way, yeah, Earthy way to David. Yes
to Sammy, I'm not to Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Okay, Sammy, Menace. Do you think that David's gonna get it?

Speaker 14 (01:32:08):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
Question number three for the d U i Q l
A is the abbreviation for what state? All right, on
the count of three, you guys are going to both
give your answer, Okay, one, two, three, Louisiana, I was
hoping for an Oklahoma in there.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
All right, good, let's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
See if David got it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Question number three in the d U i Q l
A is the abbreviation for what state.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
California l A l A abbreviation of West State c
A l A l A though l A Los Angeles, Right, yeah, right, yeah,
exactly is all right? Yeah, well that is incorrect. Yeah, Louisiana,
you guys both got a right. Congrats to you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
That's how you play the d U i Q. Everybody,
quick break more what the show is next show, We'll
be right the Woody Show. We had some questions in
the DUIQ, and now I have a couple questions here
for you. This is one off of the after Hours voicemail,

(01:33:18):
which anytime after ten o'clock you can always call it
for listening to the podcast. You got something you want
to contribute to the conversation or ad just tell us
about You can leave us your whatever there this In
this case, it's a question eight seven for Woodie.

Speaker 14 (01:33:33):
Woodie. This reminded me of Greg Gory.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
I deliver mail in a fairly rich neighborhood. There's a
family that rocks their dog every single day. This very
pretty lady, nice guy and a huge Mastlin dog like
one that like eats things.

Speaker 14 (01:33:55):
The guy walks with his wife and his dog. The
dog huge, the wife smoke and hot. But the guy
carries an umbrella man and not for like the rain,
he carries.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
It for the sunshine.

Speaker 14 (01:34:11):
And I'm like, oh my god, lady, girlfriend, you're married
to a gay dude, Like gay dude sunshine. My man
is gay for dudes?

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
Is it gay to use the umbrella for sunshine?

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
He's gay for dude. I'll start with Gregson. As he mentioned,
greg first thought.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
Of is it gay for a man to use an
umbrella against the sunshine, like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
When you're walking around the neighborhood, not like a pool umbrella,
umbrella my parasol.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Right, it's like a parasol. I would say that's let's
put a number on it. Eighty percent gay.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
That's kind of gay.

Speaker 10 (01:34:54):
The only I mean, and you're gonna have to explain
this to people, but unless you have like facial skin cancer,
that's pretty gay.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
I also, I just don't see like how big of
a difference it really makes. Walk in the sun a
huge difference walking.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
It's a difference.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
But I mean, I would never do it because you
know gay, yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
And I don't think you know, I've never seen a
man do it. Ever, You've seen a lot of women
do it. I've never seen a man do it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
Okay, maybe a super old man.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Maybe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:23):
I don't think gay men would ever do this.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
Sure, I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
But look, you could do it. Doesn't mean you can't
do it, right, there's nothing wrong with it, but just
know what whatever you want exactly, but just to know
what if.

Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
You want to let everybody know what your sexuality.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Is you just rock an umbrella? That's it for the sun?

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:35:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Uh, seed Mass had the questions for everybody else in
the d U i Q. How about a question for
seed Mass. Let's go. Four out of five of this
brand vehicles cars made the list of cars losing value
in these in the used car market. Which brand would
that be? More five of this brand's cars.

Speaker 8 (01:36:03):
Well, if they only have five cars, that's only one
brand like that, and probably not Aston Martin, Probably Tesla Tesla.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Oh yeah, dude, you can get some crazy deals on
used Tesla's.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Well he's also Elon's doing a great job of really
cutting the price of those way down, like those brand
new robot taxis are less than thirty grand.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
But we looked at two point four million used cars
between one and five years old, and four out of
the five that are losing value in the used car
market are all Tesla's Tesla Model ASS that's at the
top of the list. Second is the Model Y. Then
you got the Model three, and then the Model X.

(01:36:45):
After that you got the poor Schauld take can type tychon.
How do you say that? I say, tye Cam ty Can.
But I don't know if that's correct. Then you got
the Ford Explorer Hybrid, Jeep Gladiator, Ford Escape plug in Hybrid,
the Mercedes Benz E l B, and then the Maserati Lavante.
Well are they all electric or mostly electric? That I'm

(01:37:08):
not sure.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
No, it's affecting a lot of cars because card prices
were so inflated for a second, the used cars.

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
That was the US control the used card. The biggest
resale value boost is the b m W force forces.

Speaker 9 (01:37:23):
By the way, it's Tykon. It's Turkish, first soul of
a spirited young horse.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Is it? Is it electric? Good question, because I see
hybrid hybrid right, I'm looking.

Speaker 8 (01:37:37):
Part of lowering is also social which will go away
once people find a new evil persons.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
That what it is? You heard that for sure?

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Specifically you seem thought I thought the reselling those things
were always terrible on the on the teslas. Do not
know that It's like when I bought one like an idiot,
because there always the.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
Because yeah they say all the battery life and yeah to.

Speaker 9 (01:38:00):
The tychon is evy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
That's that list is all EV's all right? Eight seven
seven forty four woody and that rebate's going away on Wednesday,
So you gotta get on that eight seven seven forty four.
Woody hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. There's some more Woody show coming
up for you next.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
Hang on.

Speaker 16 (01:38:20):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.
I think it. I think there may be some kind
of effect where you know, and I can feel the
warmth kind of like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Heading down toward my testing the show. Well, that's gonna
do it for this hour. That's it for today's show.
And that is the end of the longest two weeks
that I can remember.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Here it is last week.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
iHeartRadio Music Festival, last weekend, and this whole week. It's
over time for the weekend, wrapping up the Friday show. Fine,
today's full show podcast. Just hit up the woodieshow dot
com or find us wherever you get podcasts other than Spotify,
d UIQ. We had the Dumbass Contest for you. We

(01:39:10):
had the Friday Fail stories that more. Get caught up
of the podcast. I want to get the hell out
of here. That's all I got. We're back on Monday.
We got a bunch of stuff that we're giving away.
We're giving away tickets I know, to the air shows
coming up in the hent of the beach with so
many people who talked to me about that obviously, you know,
being in the planes and stuff. But it's a big deal,
really cool thing. We'll give away tickets to that. We're
sending you to go see Blink twenty two with Menace. Yes,

(01:39:31):
that's fun. How did I not lead with that? Come on,
not only to go to blank, you're can go with menues.
Yeah that more. Free to win next week? Anything got
for us between now on Monday, you can leave on
the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four.
Woodie find us, follow us on social media. Look for
us there at the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words
wisdom please.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Yeah, happiness is temporary, but embarrassing photos are eternal.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Yeah, so don't take them out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
People that take pictures of everything?

Speaker 14 (01:40:01):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
And then my wife found this this big box of
old photos and she's too lazy to even go through them.
I go, see, this is what I'm saying, Like, you
took these photos, now they're in here, You're not even
willing to look through them. Huh yeah, why why'd you
bother in the first place. She'll die with those photos
in the box. I'll put them in the coffin with her.
Well yeah, like like I'm not gonna die first?

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
Who are we kiddy? Who are we kidding? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory two hours commercial free
all ninety eight seven music is coming up next morning
Music Marathon with Kristin Lemone. Right, yeah, we thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this week. You know, we'd love to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys could suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Monday. Enjoy your weekend.
SMD double m bye, Great Friday Mother.