FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 30th 2025 Podcast

Sebas at the Folsom Street Fair 2025, Woody Show Weakest Link, Morgan's Craigslist Job Search and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is it flies.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Class is now in session. Ay, good morning, everybody morning.
Today's Tuesday. It is September the thirtieth of twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
It is The Woody Show. Yeah, I'm what. That's Greg Gory,
Good morning. We got Menace, what is up? Gina grad

(00:57):
is here?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sea Bass is around here somewhere. Lurk. Yeah, he's lurking.
He's gonna have that the full recap of the Folsome
Street fair. He'll give us more an in depth recap
than there just a little tease clips that we had
for you yesterday, some eyewitness accounts. Yeah. But we've got
Sammy is here, Morgan is here. There's Von our video producer.
We got bored. We got Menji holding things down. The

(01:19):
Woody Show production apartment phones are open for you at
eight seven seven four, Woodie. You can send us a
text if you like, over to two to nine eight seven.
It was also Seabass's birthday over the weekend. Right, glad
we recognize we did. Yeah, Yeah, we're acknowledging it right
now as he would want. You know, it is your

(01:40):
birth Yeah, he's total. So Microsoft, they have revealed the
prices for the new Xbox ally Okay, that's the the
handheld gaming device. The high end model costs about one
thousand dollars. Yeah it seems high. I know, yeah, it
seems really high. I did see something about just in
general Box PlayStation. I guess they're all raising their prices

(02:02):
of the consoles. Nothing else or Nintendo wasn't gonna be
doing that. But yeah, the basic, the the ro rog
Xbox ally R o J Yeah, yeah, so five nine,
the more advanced one, that's the one that's one thousand bucks. Uh.
The ally x will be a best Buy exclusive for
third party retailers, while all the regular Allies will be

(02:25):
available at Amazon and Walmart things like that. But they're
all powered by the Windows eleven and let you play
Xbox games you've purchased on consoles or PCs, as well
as PC games from any store. Okay, cool, which is
which is nice? Yeah, because I did for a long time.
There a lot of the game no backwards compatibility, I know,
so dumb. Yeah, and then they get into like what

(02:48):
kind of processing chips and stuff these stuff. I'm assuming
that if you were really all that interested, like maybe
you're casually interested, that's what this information is for. But
for the hardcore people who want to know, like, you know,
how many gigs a RAM and how to gigs the
storage and things like that, and what kind of chip
it's running off, what kind of a process or what's
gone the twenty four gigabytes a RAM and then one
terabyty storage and anyway, both devices launched October sixteenth, and

(03:11):
they're available for pre order now.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Oh, yeah, you don't want to delay when you're playing
a game, that's the biggest thing.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, would it be way too big of a pinion?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
They asked for me to ask what backward compatible means,
Like is it is the explanation too difficult?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
No? So what does that mean? Let's say you had
a game from you know, like PlayStation five is the
one that's out now, right, Let's say you had a
game from a previous PlayStation, right, you know, could you
play that on the new PlayStation five? No? Oh, that's
how a lot of these systems had been working. Like
you would have to like rebuy the game digitally for

(03:43):
that new model or download or sometimes it wasn't even
available to play on that, so that would mean it's
not backwards compatible, correct, Okay, so if it is backwards compatible,
you could play on the new console. Yes, yeah, you
could play the old game on the new console one.
And that's about the extent of my video game not
to there wasn't there was a point in time, man,
where I knew so much of this stuff.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
I mean, I've heard you guys use that term, and
I've never asked backwards compatibility, and I just nod and go.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Right, So it's crazy. Is like my son he's got
a PlayStation, Uh, that's his console of choice. Guys, that's
the other one. You think there's a battle between enjoyed
people and the iPhone people, the Xbox people in the
PlayStation people, the Nintendo people are completely different. That's a
different segment of the of the commulation, the gaming community. Yeah,

(04:31):
but like the the Xbox people in the PlayStation people,
they battle it out which one's better? Again, whichever one
you enjoy playing on? Same games for both?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, Like every once in a while they'll have like
a title exclusive GTA for example. You can play on
both on either. So yeah, you can play on both. Yeah,
the controllers are different.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
There might be like I just wish I had the
time to do it, you know, Like I haven't had
a console in years. I mean I have this little
like game Boy thing that's a boot leg that has
fifteen thousand games on it. But that's about all I have.
I don't have any like into your TV.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Or anything that did somebody here do that for you?
Because my husband, who used to work for this company,
has one of those jail break ones like a million
games because somebody here did it for us.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Oh no, I bought mine off TikTok.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh yeah. Yeah. There's a buddy of mine. Man, he's
got a dude that he works with, who Greg you
would love this. And it's set up like right through
your TV. So it brings him a menu just on
a regular input on your TV, and it's he's got
about ten thousand movies, oh wow, just and it just
all lists them out. And of course it's like on

(05:38):
some like he's got like a hard drive that's installed
like where he has his you know, yeah, Apple TV
or wherever. Swap meat box right, yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Fire stix that people used to have. My friend had
when I borrowed it because they had all the movies
on it.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, wow, that's so cool. We do have the games
and stuff too. Because I was going to tell you
my son he's got the PlayStation. I go, dude, you
only have a couple of games, because there was just
a couple of games sitting up like NHL physical game,
physical games. What are you talking about? Because I got
a ton of games in here, and he brings it
up on the screen because he downloaded all them from
the store, and I forget about that all the time. Yeah,

(06:14):
because he used to be a thing of you know
how many you go to games cartridges that you have.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah, but now you're going to game stop for Pokemon cards, right.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, that would make it work. It makes it works,
the magic trick, Yeah, because we get I gotta have
to get like the Q tips whatever to clean the
little like copper contacts and stuff like that. That little card. Yeah. Ah,
the good old days, you know. Yeah, Yeah, we were
so impressed. Yeah, we're playing video games. Look how cool?
Look how cool the graphics look on this one. And
like looking back, there were terrible, terrible bit so eight

(06:49):
seven four Woodie all right, today is September thirtieth, last
day of September. Thirty days in September. I can never remember,
like the whole half in there with the memorization thing
of like which which months have thirty? Which ones have thirty?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
One September, a June, and November.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Sure, I've never been able to commit that together out
you do that way down there?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Gonna wake up now.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
We're getting tomorrow October first, the beginning of MENACE's birthday,
the launch This guy. Today is an International podcast Day
because podcasts or like buttholes. Everybody's got one International translation day.
It's blasphemy Day. It is Extra Virgin Olive oil Day.

(07:39):
Love it, Today's National chewing gum Day. Not a gum guy?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Should I bring my husband in for everybody?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And thank you Greg for pointing that out. So we
were on you didn't notice. I didn't noticed, but I
didn't d It's impossible, really hard I had. I hadn't noticed,
And then once you mentioned I couldn't not notice that.
I couldn't stop making comments to him. She was like
a cartoon character, so violent. So we're on that Disney

(08:10):
Alaska Cruz earlier this year, and we had Gina and
her husband, and so Andy is Gina's husband. And the
guy choose gum like a guy who's trying to quit cigarettes.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Fiend.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, like he always has gum the way I always
wear a hat. He always choose gum.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
People who light their cigarette with the butt of the
other one, like he does that with gum.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
And and he's got like a nervous energy about him
to begin with. Yeah, that's the best way I can
use to describe it.

Speaker 10 (08:43):
True.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, is he like it looks like he's going to
break his jaw because he's not. He's not a guy.
But I wouldn't call him socially awkward. No, he's not
awkward in social situation.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I mean, it's not about me, so it's hard to tell.
But he does kind of have I think it's like
a crutch.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
So he choose gum like a cow.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Constantly, So it's like angry cat.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
And while he's speaking yep, and and the jaws just
going and so on the cruise, Greg and his friends
and he was with they noticed it right away, pointed
it out to me it was and then I could
not not know by proxy.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
You have to blame DJ Tim Martinez because he got
me obsessed with it. And then I said, now I
got to take this information and get it to Woody.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
You switched to Mints.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Everybody, it wasn't pissing me off. It's just I couldn't.
I couldn't stop noticing it.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
We were all on the ship together and I went
to the bathroom inside the airport and I was walking in.
I'm like, man, somebody's aggressively chewing gum in here because
it's so out of it.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And I look over and.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Then every once in a while, my phone would beep
and it would be DJ ten Martinez sending me like,
what do you call it? Covert videos of Andy?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Because we all have these we all have these events together.
And then you know, we'd be sitting across the room
from each other a little bit, and then there's Andy
just chewing away.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
His jaw muscles must be like those teenagers were chewing
gum to chisel their jawlines.

Speaker 11 (10:16):
Hell, yeah, min, he's used to chewing something, mince.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I don't know he's going to.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Tell him a happy National Chewing Gum Day. Today. It's
a National hot mulled Cider Day, National Love People Day.
It's Thunderbirds Day really like the Air Force thunder and
it's Pet Tricks Day everybody.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Oh ba, dogs, dogs are dumb as hell. They can't
do anything.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
We got your Birthday's your porn a birthday code up
here in just a minute, first minutes gonna tell us
what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
All right, we'll we kind of talked about this now
the you know, these movie companies are getting smart. They
started casting like internet famous people and small roles in
movies because it helps them with promoting the movie, marketing
the movie. Now, I saw this headline because I said,
you know what, we were just talking about that, and
it said Leonardo DiCaprio is now making Instagram reels. He said,

(11:13):
you know, this is something that Leo would never do before.
But times are changing and they need to market movies
and name alone can't sell a movie. So Leo has
been doing tiktoks, He's been doing Instagram, He's even doing podcasts.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
All this stuff he would never do before. People.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I'm sure he's not sitting there and editing it, but
he this is a guy that would not show up
on social media or do like interviews with the podcast
but now he's doing it because you know, this is
the new media and that's how you promote things. So
look out for Leo on a podcast near you. All right,
I don't know if you saw this, but you know,
during the Oscars, Kieran Culkin he said that after he

(11:58):
won his Oscars, all he wanted from his wife was
to have more kids. Congratulations, he's going to have his
third kid.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
What you want? Way to ruin fame and fortune.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
I mean, it's just too far apart. He has a
daughter that's six and then he has a son that's four.
To have another, yeah, but it was like if you
can spread out. Look, I never want to have kids.
It's not my ambition in life. But if I were
to have kids, I would want them like right in
a row, I want to like want to have a

(12:32):
kid fully out of diapers, you know, fully trained and
talking and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And then they go over it again. Right, But you
want to do.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
All that stuff at the same time.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't want to. I don't want to do any
of that stuff.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
But in fantasyland and even in this bet with Kieren
and his wife or not bet, but if you want
an oscar, that she would have more kids. He's getting
four kids out of the deal allegedly, So this is
the third, so there should be a fourth one coming out.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well it's not a reward.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
They keep saying that the children like being a parent
having this rewarding.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
I'm waiting for that. I'm waiting for that feeling. Yeah,
it's not reward all right. Any Judas Priest fans here, sure, yeah,
all right. Maybe back in the day, I just wanted
to bring this up because I thought it was interesting.
Now Rob Hatford Alford.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
He's like the leasing it right, it's kind of a
big deal. Yeah, he's kind of a big deal.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
He's what his partner, Guys, he actually got married and
I didn't know this, but he was with his partner
for thirty five years.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
And he said that they just went on a walk
one night and decided, you know what, now is the time.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, So he called up somebody to officiate and they
had a small wedding in December. But now they're just
revealing it now.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I keep feeling this is how it's going to go
for Greg and Mario. Yea, And they would have just
decided then they went off and did it. Maybe keep
talking because he doesn't want to. He doesn't want the
expense of a wedding. And I'm sure there's some other
things that are involved to that. You know that's unappealing
about the idea of actually being married married, Yeah, like
officially married maybe or some other kind of hang up.

(14:09):
But if he can get past those things and then
you know, just bypass the whole expense of the wedding,
I think he would do it.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
I'm happy you brought that up because you know this.
We're talking about Gaye. Allmen here Rob with Judus Priest,
and he's doing this while he's seventy four years old.
Now is it also like if he ends up in
the hospital that his partner will have you can still say,
can you do that?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Now? You can assign you do that now? Great, I
thought you could do that. Now you can't pick anything.
It doesn't have to be a spouse. Don't have to
be a spouse. You can assign power of attorney to
whoever you want, anybody. Do you have a power attorney, Grace,
I don't. I don't have any pay for work on anything.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
You're gonna want to get that in an advance direction.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, it just has to be like a sound body
and mind. You know, you can't already have like some
kind of condition that affects your mental state or when
when you make that agreement, because people didn't think that
being strong ar right exactly?

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Okay me half baked or hammer and hand, Greg, who
are you gonna pick you?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay? All right, half baked or hammer in hanks? Half baked?
Well should we pull because because you think he'd be
a little bit more deliberate scene, can we go? Should
we pull the plug on Greg and go? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah, buddy, and half bake is obsessed with dollar
amounts and how much things are true?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Cig live under your state it would have cost two
hundred thousand dollars not worthy? All right?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Well, there was other another vicious rumor out there that
Keanu Reeves got married, Yeah, but he did not. There
was some photo floating around of him kissing his lady,
who's Alexandria, Alexandra Grant like our Yeah, she's a visual artist,
And there was some just random photo of them kissing,
and then people published it and said this is their

(16:07):
secret wedding that happened.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Because if you kiss your partner, it means you got there.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Yeah, they got married, all right, and one other secret
thing happened. William Shatner. Do you see that he went
to the hospital. Yeah, I don't know if you were
just saying that eventually that he did at ninety four
years old, and they said it was due to blood pressure.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Because he's ninety four.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Years old, he's allowed to go to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
He's older than you think. He's one of those guys
who's older than I know, crazy. He's one of those
guy at least to me. He's always been old. Yeah,
he's he's always been an old guy. See.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
I think he looks great for his age, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, he does all right, stanky Mini. For the birthdays,
it's shiver won't like it's and you know we don't,
all right. Happy birthday to Te Payne, who is forty

(17:04):
one today. Nice. He was Gary on Deep Buster, on
Arrested Development. Tony Hale is fifty five today. First she
was the nanny and now she's like the president of
like sag Aftra Fran Dresher. Next year, she's gonna have
one hell of a birthday. This year. She's sixty eight, Sammy,
I think she's in a bunch of these Hallmark movies

(17:27):
that you watch. Lacy Shavert, Yes You're Heroes, Gretchen and
Mean Girls. She was also on Party of Five. She's
forty three years old today, The Flash and the DC Movies.
Ezra Miller is thirty three. Karen Culkindlkdog Culkdog forty three
years old. Roman Roy on Succession call his younger brother.

(17:48):
I don't know who this is. Formula one World Champion
race car driver Max.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Yeah popular right, well, bump bump, Max versappen.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
He hasn't saw well, Yeah, it's big. He's twenty eight
years old today. He can't get a room. Dude, he
can't stop racing.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
This guy had a baby and he's like that, I'm
gonna go sign up for a race summer, you.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Know, I understand. Yeah, I'm out of here. He's Dharma
and Greg also June on Fear of the Walking Dead.
Jenna Elfman is fifty four, uh Trey Anastasio yesh Shit
is sixty one. Eric Staltz, Rocky Dennis the Boy at
the Massive Nature of the Mask. He was also Marty
McFly when they first filmed Back to the Future, decided
that he wasn't cuttnant. That's when they brought in Michael J.

(18:33):
Fox he was too serious. Eric Stultz is sixty four today,
and then Greg he was Greg on the Brady Bunch Barrier.
Williams is seventy one. Your porn of birthday today is
Gracie Glam and today's bird the girl. She's been filled
more times in Greg's CVS for sure six and twenty
two fine films, including No Holes Barred. Yeah, she was

(18:55):
in Buns of Anarchy Volume one. Also I'm Gonna Bang
Your Mom. She was in Twelve Nasty Girls Masturbating, also
Lesbian Pool Party. She was in Throat Poking Volume one.
Also Once Upon a Snatch and who can forget her
unforgetable role in Watch Me Diddle My Vagina? Okay, oh,

(19:16):
I shall should check it out. Watch Me Diddle It.
That's Gracie Glam, who is thirty five years old today
I met you. Report of birthday, Your celebrity birthday is
that is a Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment here on the Woody Show Shoe
All right, welcome back everybody, but we're all joking with

(19:37):
Sammy about how attracted she is to William Shadman. Yeah,
she wants to put her legs up.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I know.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
You on that.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I want to know what it sounds like. There's a
leaky fosson. Yeah, it's really weird physical attraction going on.
All right, So like my wife, her old guy crush
is uh Harrison Ford, I love him.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I can't see that.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I guess, do you have a person that's like way
way out of your age range that is hot, that
you think is hot?

Speaker 5 (20:07):
That's a great question down like.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
What's the age gap? I'm allowed to go down to you. No, no, no,
old like older, just like Zaddy. I don't really I
could see how she finds No, no, no, you Greg,
who would like you got to find somebody older, somebody
are like you know what, they're hot? Yeah, like for me,
Susannah Hoffs. Yeah, who is the lead singer of the
band the Bengals? All right? Yeah, Like she looks great.

(20:33):
She's sixty eight, she's she's pushing seventy. Greg, you know
who looks good for seventy? Not that not thought I
would bang her, but you love it? Or listed Oh
Hillary Hillary swe she's not Hillary far. She's got to
be seventy by now. Oh she's over seven. Oh she is, Yeah,
she looks incredible. I'll have what what's your last name,

(20:53):
Hillary Far? It's either f A R R or f
a ar. Let's see Hillary Far. Oh damn seventy four
from love her listening. She looks. She looks really good. Man,
it's what about you.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
I don't really think about that, but I would say,
just recently, I saw Carmen Elestra.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
She looks really good, but she I don't think she's
that far. We're talking about somebody who's significantly out of
your significantly give it, give it a thought, we'll come
back to I have a hetero answer, because the only
thing Christie Brinkley, she's like a mirror. She so good,
doesn't Yeah, yeah, that's true. Who's it for you? You love?
Old dude?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I am.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
I like me some obviously clooney, but I like me
some Jeff Goldbloom maybe some uh maybe some Jeff Goldbloom. Yeah,
like Clint Eastwood twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Now he's it looks like a nineties now it looks
like a human. Testy sat kind of looks like a scrow,
you know, exactly.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
Yeah, Morgan, Uh, well, the first one that comes to
my mind.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
And he's not even that old.

Speaker 12 (21:55):
But Nathan Fielder, if you've seen him recently, he's so gray.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
And oh, I just know.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
He's not that far area, but I know, but still
he looks older. He's got the salt and pepper hair
going for two. Yeah, well that's old, all right, older
than that, older than that, I mean probably a lot.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
I like old men.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
So pick one.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
I mean, I can't think of anyone else.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
What about Richard Gear?

Speaker 11 (22:18):
I don't see you got your name?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Of all these people like, I don't know who Richard
Gear is?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
The movie pretty Woman woman?

Speaker 12 (22:24):
No, no, I've heard all of these names, but I
can't picture these You never saw a pretty woman?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Okay, haven a gentleman?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah right, I think Pretty Woman is probably the Richard
Gear movie she's most likely to have seen.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Okay, he's not bad, Yeah, he's pretty cute.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, all right, men, as you come up with the one,
no dude, for an older woman, I just don't thinking.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Of older women like that.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
But you actually, I don't know think of Hillary far
but I go, you know what, for seventy four she.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Looked Okay, all right, I don't know. People might find
this offensive a little bit, but like, when do you
ever think about like when you can become like a
super old man and then you're gonna see like older
ladies you can be like.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh yeah's hot. Yeah. I don't think I just.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Never have that. You will think about that.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You will because I had that thought when uh you know,
when I was a kid. I think like all these
teachers and parents, moms and stuff like God, I didn't
get it, like how does anybody how does anybody ever
find them like attract exactly? But now it's like, you know,
and you're like mid forties and you're like moms, hell yeah,
melfy yeah, all that milfy stuff, and all those teachers

(23:31):
you were talking about, they're probably younger than we are now.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, sure that weird. Yeah for sure.
All right eight seven, seven forty four. Who's the person
that's like, age wise, way out of your out of
your age you know, range.

Speaker 12 (23:43):
Your dating range, like William Shatner for seven, guy from
White Lotus, like the guy.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
That wins yeah, the flavor of the month.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
For sure.

Speaker 11 (23:51):
He's not that old.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
He's sexy.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
He just looks super old. He was on the Shield,
he was in Sons of Anarchy. I mean like man
Steve Martin.

Speaker 13 (24:01):
That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
He looks great for his age two was.

Speaker 11 (24:04):
Jesus, Sammy, it's flooding over here.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I know.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
I'm just saying he does look really good for his
agent again because he's going grey right that whole time.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
But OLIVERR Days you can get just for men for yeah,
that's why I get it for a birthday. Oh yeah,
all right, eight seven, seven forty four. What he text
over to two two nine eighty seven. It's the Woody Show.
We'll be right back to the Woody Show. A bit
Woody Show. Damn, we're into another new hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. Tuesday morning, last day of

(24:35):
September and September thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Where does the
time go? Greg? I don't know. I don't understand. I'm
what he that is? Bright pie? We got minutes? What
is up? His birthday month starts tomorrow. That's what I'm
talking about. Let's go, let's off and go.

Speaker 14 (24:51):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
We got that. Gina Granta, Sea Mass back from his sabbatical,
Sea Bat sabbatical, Fasom Street Fair full recap, come up
better on this morning we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones
are open? Is that microphone not work? Microphones not as

(25:12):
I plugged in? Oh yeah, jack old.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Oh there, I.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Never reached the one button that always comes on automatically
does not come on. Oh yeah, we figured it out.
We checked it out. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, send us your text over to two
to nine eight seven. We're gonna play what the show week?
It's the link. Yeah. So who's the answering or who's
asking the questions? I forgot tog. I will be at accent. Oh,

(25:42):
Greg can be actioning. Now if we get how many
right out of eight? Eight? Get eight correct? Get eight
correct in the a lot of the amount of time,
which is one minute. And if that happens, uh, Greg
has agreed to bias breakfast. Yeah, yes again, keep this
funky music the whole time. Yep. Yeah, So that's that's good.
Then we'll just figure out because I think we're going

(26:03):
to do it today. Yeah you do.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, so you think this is going to be Breakfast
number two?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
And what I did to because you know, people complain
about everything and they say, oh, the questions are too long,
These are directly taken from the latest season of Celebrity
Weakest Link. Therefore, not only there are they exact, they're
incredibly easy. They've had two episodes so far on Hulu,
one with uh TV Moms and one with the former

(26:31):
cast of Glee.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Okay, well they're dumb, so we should be.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, Yeah, these are directly from that. Okay, so Greg's
gonna ask the questions. We have one minute to try
to get eight questions correct in that one is so
no dilly dowling on the answer. If you don't know it,
just say something so we can move on. Yeah, I
mean so we can try to get to the to
the breakfast. You know what I'm saying. What do you
show weakest link? You guys decide who goes first. Who's

(26:56):
gonna go first? Let's start with Seabas since he is
always super superior. That's an et yeah to the weakest thing.
All right, So again one minute to get eight right,
here we go.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Sea Bass, what top selling video game franchise, was set
during World War Two until the release of its Modern warfare.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Installment Modern Warfare Call of Duty. Sammy, if you switched
places with Coach Taylor in the two thousands. You'd be
yelling at Dylan High School students on what series see? Correct? Menace?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
What international performing group's name translates into English as Circus
of the Sun, one Direction, Circue du slain Gina. If
you party two hard in Cabo, you might forget that
the full name of the resort city is.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
What Cabos and Lucas Correct.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Woody Lily Gladstone was the first Native American to win
Best Actress Golden Globe for her role in What Martin
Score says.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
A film Dances with Wolves, Killers of the Flower Moon
Sea Bass. In twenty twenty five, What Golden State Warrior
became the first place are going to make four thousand
three point shots in the NBA? Correct? Sammy?

Speaker 7 (28:04):
What Big wild Cat shares a name with a British
sports car Cougar Jaguars? What l Ward was the preferred
itsy bitsy garment of tarzan leaf loinclaw?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Damn all right?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Not correct to eight questions? I wonder why that happened.
We didn't get the eight questions well, because.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
There was a lot of answer you got it, I
got it right, you got up, Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
But that that kind of screws everybody like, we're almost
better off moving on, like exactly we could take the
entire one minute because oh I know the answer to this,
you got.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
That's why I said cougar, because I have to think
about it.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Great, right eventually? Cool? Great? All right? Uh not our
best showing as always.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
All right, So by the numbers, menace is the weakest
language over two but again hilarious.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Yeah, leaf was not a bad answer.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Leaf was fine. Gina who gets voted off.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
M.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Uh you because I know how much you hate that.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Thank you from one? All right?

Speaker 15 (29:01):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Sea Bass agreed with Woody all right, Sammy, okay, Woody,
all right, great, all right.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
So now we start with Sammy. Well no, because menace
was Leaf. That was the last. So you start with Gina.
Oh I thought we start with whoever came out, but okay, sorry,
start with Gina. Start with Gina. All right. Here we
go round number two. What show weakest link Gina.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
And enophile is somebody who spends a lot of time
sniffing and checking out what their us whine, Sea Bass,
what is the superlative form of the word smart smartest? Correct? Sammy?
If running from bulls is your idea of exercise, you
can join Brave Souls in what Spanish city Barcelona, Pamplona.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Menace?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
True or false? The wrapper Coolio once used the stage
name Coolio Iglesias True. Correct, Gina. Most high schools have
what building whose name comes from the Greek meet to
exercise naked?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Correct? Sea bass in Aria is sung by how many people? One? Correct? Sammy?
Which Olympic sport is held in a natatorium?

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Gymnastics?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Swimming? Menace?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
What actress starred as Catnus Everdeen in four Hunger Games movies?
H Chair Jennifer Lawrence, Gina? What g word is the
activity of activity? It's staying in the great outdoors with
all the amenities of the great indoors. Correct, Sea Bass.
If you're standing in the Gobi Desert looking at Cameltoe's,
which continent are you in?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Africa? Asia is close to Asia? Oh no, damn all right,
damn it. Cameltoes was nice. Got to one, two, three, four, five,
the numbers eight nine. We got to ten questions? Ten questions?
Is this, by the way, is the one minute? Is
that as long as they have on the show, Because
if the questions are coming from the show and their
longer questions starts at too, and then it goes down

(30:52):
each round, and Jane Lynch reads incredibly slowly, so they
get to like, I don't know, six seven.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Questions, and so we're getting more and for them questions
per round. It doesn't it's not unimportant, but it's not
as important.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's not. Maybe they're saying, maybe it's a little ambitious.
Maybe we lower it to seven because we have a
one minute timer. And if we only get to like,
that's only like one question gave be wrong. But we're
right through pretty fast. Yeah, okay, Well, who gets a
voted off? Will start with you this time? Menace. Sammy
was over to uh, Sammy, Sammy? All right, Sammy, who

(31:29):
gets your vote?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (31:30):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Menace? All right, Gina, I.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Really always enjoy MENACE's answers, but I'm gonna Menace now.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
That's just ridiculous, is again? Menace was better than Sammy
last round?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Share for whoever you want.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Whomever, Sammy, Sammy, all right, So it's it's tied up.
We'll we'll leave it to Morgan. Morgan's sitting here witnessing
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Tiebreaker.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
I want to keep medicine.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Ye, Sammy's.

Speaker 12 (32:02):
I got your birthday month.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Now make account focus. Last one was Sea Bass, so
that would start with menace. Start with menace? All right?
So this is round number three, eight right, in order
to win breakfast final chance. Focus. You let me know
when you're ready, Manes, I'm ready, all right, Round number three?
What do you show? We gets late menace?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Which Big ten college college calls its football team the
corn Huskers, Ohio Nebraska. Gina Go Diego Go is a
spinoff of what animated series Jiu Jitsu Dora the Explorer
Sea Bass. Margaret Quality is the real life daughter of
what actress from Groundhog Day, Bill Murray Andy McDowell. What

(32:43):
event in horse racing Menace is triples crowns held in
New York State. I'm gonna start that over. What event
in horse racing's triple crown is held in New York State?
The Triple Crown Belmont Stakes? Gina What o word is
a salon technique that makes hair gradually blend into another
correct Sea Bass ernest hemming ways. The Old Man in
the Sea is primarily set in what Latin American country
Kuba Correct Menace? What fictional bear wears a red hat,

(33:06):
blue coat and loves Marmalade, burnsteam Bear, Paddingtonia Kanda is
over five hundred years old and is better known as What.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Circus clown the Mona.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Lisa SeaBASS What, eighty seven year old actress has been
arrested five times for protesting climate change.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Your friend the lovely Jane.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Not goodall? Oh my god, but Fonda.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Correct, thank you, that's yeah, it ran out of time. No, no,
that's why we did it nearly around. Yeah, please have
that same benefit because he got the The question was
still being read as the music ran out.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
But he said, Jane goodall. I said, not good all,
but okay, you seriously, I mean.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
You were one for Look we're all on the same
team here.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It's the team. It's not getting it was terrible, man.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Plus we had extra time for the rep of the question.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Thank you. We got nine questions. Do another one that
was that you were good? You were good. But it
wasn't even close. It was we had missed it by one.
It was that would have been three out of nine.
Was even close. Damn it wasn't even close. Well, so
much for that round, so much for breakfast, Like, look,

(34:22):
we can't have breakfast every day?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
How about this I have because I was afraid of this.
I have some new flavors of Oreos.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Really apple pie because I brought in something to I
told you guys, they had that buy one, get one
free right on the peanut butter and jelly Eminem's. Yeah
I got because buy one, get one freaking yeah. So
I got yea if anybody, if anybody wants to try,

(34:53):
and I'll pass it. I know you love. Yeah, there
you go, you guys. Then he'll bring in his cookies. Yeah,
and then Woody Show continues next eight seven seven forty four.
What does it mean? Does it mean they're discontinuing these?
If there was buy one get one from them?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Probably maybe not a great It can't be.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
A good sign because it's not like a mini mart
usually has these buy one get ones.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Right, Yeah, the one I started going to does cool.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
But they did bring back the tan Eminem.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh yeah, that's old school, all right. So yeah, here's
Sea Bass, here's the p and Jelly Eminem. No, no exactly,
we heard I think we heard of we seen them. Yeah,
before I open this, can you just pass me yours?
Which is open? You know?

Speaker 11 (35:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Not a fan? I don't, but I don't like chocolate
and fruit together.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Really, Yeah, okay, I mean we'll go to mister m
and m hmm, you know what, not a fan. Yeah,
maybe that's why they buy one get one for Yeah,
jelly kind of ruined.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That's like what they say they're supposed to taste like, Yeah,
but it's not great, it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
And then we'll see what what Sea Bass brought in
as far as the cookies go. Next here on the
what he's showing some other things to get too, of course. Yeah,
for MENACE's birthday month, we want to bring somebody with
Menace and I to Dubai.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Now, there's this thing that we heard about where people
take these crazy weekend trips, extreme weekend trips, extreme weekend trips,
and they'll go like coast to coast but just for
the weekend. Or you know this guy in New York.
I think he went to London for lunch or something
like and then he went you have lunch and then
went right back. Right now, Menace, for years on his

(36:35):
birthday month, wish list has had fly first class on
Emirates to Dubai. But you've go online, you look at
Emirates first Class you'll see. I mean it's insane. I've
never I've never seen a plane like that. I mean,
it's pretty cool. Has a shower, there's a bar, lounge that. Yeah,
it's it's a it's crazy, a giant air bus. It's crazy.

(37:00):
So I said to to Menace a while back here,
I said, hey, Menace, you've always wanted to do this,
let's go. I'll go with you. He's like, whoa, but
here's the catch. I'm not leaving the airport because I
have zero interest in Dubai.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
He has zero interested in other countries too. That is true, right,
that is fair. So the idea is, would fly to Dubai.
It's sixteen hours. It's a sixteen hour flight each way,
sixteen hours there, would land, We'd have what six hours
before the return flight, So sixteen hours there for six

(37:41):
hours on the ground, and then a sixteen hour flight back,
leaving Friday at four pm, arriving back in the States
on Sunday at two pm.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Easy, thirty two hours of fight. Yea, Now it was
gonna be medicin. And I said, all right, well, maybe
for Menas's birthday month, we give an opportunity to a listener.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
To go with us who mass cares about.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Well, the promotions department had to run it by our
risk management department. Risk management said.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
I don't know guys who are fun killers.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I don't think we can do this because the listener
would have to be on the ground for at least
forty eight hours before the return flight, you know, because
of deep pressurezation. Right, it bends.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Because every artist we know doesn't do that.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah. So anyway, I end up having a dinner with
the CEO of our company last week. I said, you know,
we have a risk management department. Yea, why all they
do is make our lives harder. He goes, you got
to let me know when you run into obstacles and stuff,
because a lot of times he goes, you know, and
he had like this whole explanation because a lot of
times people don't ask why, Like the risk management department
comes back and says this, this this, You should say

(38:43):
why and how can we work around this? Or is
there a workaround? Is there like some kind of concession
to Okay, well we'll do this, but not this part
of it. There's there's got to be a way to
run it, and believe it or not, there is so
we're working on that. We're gonna be giving away one
way or the other. The worst case scenario, I think
at this point is that you'll fly there with medicine

(39:06):
on Emirates first class, so you'll have the same experience,
and then once we get to Dubai, you would have
to stay there for forty eight hours then and then
fly back. Right but still, yeah, whatever, but that's the
quote worst case scenario. Don't bring it. Yeah, the the
idea is, the idea is that we do this as

(39:27):
one of these extreme weekend Trips's that's the whole bit, right. Anyway,
we were talking about how we always run into things
with this quote risk management department, But how does everybody
else seem to do it? How does NBC have fear factor?
But then I also saw and you had mentioned mister
Beast Sea Bass, like, well, how does mister Beast go? Well,

(39:47):
he just released the video that a lot of people
have been talking about here because people think he went
too far on this one. The capture of the video
said would you risk dying for five hundred thousand dollars?
I'm sure you really die? And in the video he
had a contestant tied to a chair, stack of money
behind him, with the house on fire. We just want

(40:08):
to fly to you buy first class with endless caviar
and champagne, walk around and take a shop. And I
don't know, guys, risk management department. Meanwhile, this is god damn,
this is why you're getting lapsed by Tiktoker's radio. What
if they watched too many movies on their flight. Yeah,
we did look it all up. And I was talking

(40:28):
to our CEO and I said, he goes because by
the way, he's a pilot, and so he flies a
ton and he does a ton of international stuff and
flies spends many spends many hours consecutively on a plane.
He goes, what would the health risk there be? He goes, well,
you know, he goes. The The key for any kind
of long distance flight like that is compression socks or whatever.
Also get up, stand up, walk around a little bit.

(40:49):
I said, oh yeah, I said, there's that. But you
can get that on a coast to coast flight. Depame
Thrombrosia Europe to America. That yeah, that can happen with
any just regular even if you were there for forty
eight hours like that could still happen regardless. But the
other one was jet lag dehydration, Like, okay, in my

(41:12):
chair right now. Yeah, anyway, this mister Beast thing, and
then I read about this, I'm like, you gotta be
kidding me, Like I'm fighting for first class on Emirates. Meanwhile,
he's got a house on fire. Would you risk dying
for five hundred thousand dollars? Yeah, So the guy's tied
to a chair and he has to untie himself, grab
as much money as he can and make it out alive.

(41:32):
So people not please say he went too far. One
user says, mister Beast is just a psychopath who wants
to see how deprave people will become in order to
win his money.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Watch the actual video. Obviously he's safe. Number one.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, so mister Beast did respond to it. The guy
is a professional stunt man. There you go, and the
shoot used controlled fire with ventilation, a kill switch, and
a pyro team. He had multiple stunt men test the
set up and to make sure the emergency stuff all worked.
He had emergency crews, he had an ambulance of fire engine.

(42:05):
They were all on site. And he also added that
none of the safety systems were ultimately needed and that
the safety is always taken seriously on any of his productions.
So you know, everybody can just chill, just calm down.
Everybody calmed down. More of a billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
He doesn't want anybody to die, right, And he's correct,
he's getting sued for something I was a part of.
I'm not suing him, but yeah, that it will happen anyway.
Like someone wants to sue you, they will sue you.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
And I think in part of my conversation with our
with our CEO, was I said, hey, you know, I
think this risk management. I get it. But at the
same time, isn't that just to figure out what the
risks could be so that you can draw up whatever
official release that mentions these things.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Specifically, Their job should be coming back to you with
the Okay, well here's what we can do to make
this happen.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
It shouldn't just be no no. Keep in mind radio
typically management is typically a bunch of morons, right, like so,
and we are all a bunch of d students at best.
And so when people go no, you go you know,
you don't have any kind of critical thinking or like
problem solving back and forth. Yeah, like there's none of
that so you just have to go. Oh, and you

(43:11):
get lapped, like you said, by you know, people who
are doing stuff on social media.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
The people, the people who might be curious and creative
in your company, say, I don't want to work here,
deal with it.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
But he loves the idea. There's got to be a
work around. So we're working on that and we'll figure
out exactly we'll be, but we will, we will do
the trip to Dubai.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
It's it's happening, and nobody gets set on fire. So
it's a weird.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Nobody's getting set on fire. You guys, you're gonna fly
in nothing but luxury. Yeah, they give you your own
PJS turndown service for your Yeah, there's like turn down something.
They set the bed up and they have like luxury
linens and all kinds of stuff. It sounds insane.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
I guess you could dive alcohol poison from all the
free boots exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
And somebody, a buddy of mine, lucked out got to
Emirates first class to what's that Lake Como. Yeah, so yeah,
he went over to Italy on Emirates and he flew
first class, and he said, it's insane to lie down
on a plane, and I said, I said unlimited. First
of all, I'm not we know what to do.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I'm gonna bring like a tupperware or something. I'm going
to bring you back all the cabo. I'm gonna keep
ordering more. Please, I'll bring it back for red. It's
lost on me the cave. I'm not a caviar guy.
I'll tell you what though, if you had some buffalo
chicken dip, can you get that in first class? I
wonder if you could predo that. It's like pre arrange that, like, hey,

(44:36):
I really just want burgers. Well, you can go on
Apparently they have this menu of stuff and you can
like kind of look at it and if there's something
special you want, the chefs can make sure that it's
you know, ready and prepared. It's insane adventure. It's insane.
But I said, so man, free caviar. He goes, Dude,
it was crazy. He goes. But the thing is, he goes.
They bring you on that first serving so much caviar.

(44:59):
He goes. You own else, can't finish it for the
cheesecake please, And don't worry.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
They also have quote delicious vegan creation.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Great. That will also be lost on me. Engine. It's
a two thousand and eight? Is that acceptable? Like you know,
I don't know that would be a question for you.
So get ready sounds like a great vintage. Yeah right.
I hope you're interested because we are given away this
extreme weekend trip to Dubai as part of MENACE's birthday month.
You're show phones are open eight seven seven if we

(45:32):
can make it past the risk management now, yeah, we'll
follow up the peanut butter and jelly Eminem's not good.
And unlike Gina who said that she doesn't like the
combination of chocolate and fruit, I do, and you still
don't like it.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, these I don't like a huge fan. Do you
like chocolate with orange flavor? I think that chocolate orange?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
But I like, you know, chocolate covered raisins, or you know,
like chocolate covered strawberry.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Or someone needs to get chocolate covered orange peels.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Thanks, chocolate covered cherries. No, I don't like those are
so good. I like those. I did not try the cookie.
What are the cookies? Says the Apple upper Piel Moon
Apple Pie Holo mode oreos so another limited edition Oreo flavor.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
What do you think I thought they? I mean at
a scale one in ten, I'll give it a seven.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Seven.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Yeah, I thought they were amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
All right, hold on, now they're so good? Do they
deliver on the alamode apple pie flavor?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Well, I would say the cookie is like a good
apple pie crust.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yes, it's very is a cinema really essence?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I think they're fantastic.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
I don't know that I taste anything ice creamy. Would
would be tough to do in a cookie. Of course,
scale one to ten. I give it a seven.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
I give it ten.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's good. I'll give it an eight. I like it.
H like an eight point five. Yeah. The mode part
I don't get. But it's like it's a good I
would say apple pie oreo.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, it's like apple life filling and crust. It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, So those are worth it.
The peanut butter and jelly eminem's not worth it. That's
your official Would you show evaluation if peanut butter and
jelly let's see here. Retard alert, retard alert. We have
a retart alert out of Ohio. Guys. Officials are having

(47:29):
a hard time with drivers who keeps stopping in the
middle of the highway. There was a video that we
saw what about a month or so ago, where it
was on you know, the highway. It was splitting off
off to another highway and the person just a red
car just stopped, remember, right in the middle of the
lane which way to go, and then they kind of
slowly made their turn off to the right, but it
caused an accident behind them and they just drove off

(47:52):
the fine. Yeah, that was that was from like a
month or two ago. Well, I guess this is a
regular thing. It's a problem in a Ohio.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
The people are just stopping. Well I told you that
I was having that issue where people are just like
slowing down out of nowhere for going seventy five miles
an hour to thirty yeah, immediately.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah. The issue is a growing problem in the state
and has already caused numerous accidents and injuries as well,
with people missing their exit and they don't.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
You keep going, jackass, I want to get off now.

Speaker 10 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I didn't go all the way around. I did see
somebody backing up on the shoulder the other day.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Idiots for an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I'm like, oh, well, only a quarter mile togo right,
Oh my god, go to the next exit.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Yeah, I don't get it. I mean your little you know,
your little Google Maps will reroute you don't worry.

Speaker 14 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Now, this is a guy from the Ohio Department of Transportation.
He is pleading with drivers.

Speaker 16 (48:52):
There's no excuse for putting people in harm's way just
so you can avoid maybe a two or three minute detour,
you know, just because you happened to be in the
wrong lane and you don't have enough time to get
over to your exit. Just go to the next one.
We just need people to pay attention and drive responsibly.
And that's not a hard ask. That's an easy fix,
and it doesn't cost anything, but it could save lives.

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And that's what we're trying to do here.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
You know, it's crazy, like you miss your exit, the
next one. There are roads that will all connect back together.
Yeah yeah, if you take the next one, it's not
there's no going back, you know, you can never get back.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
So what's causing this is just impatience or is it?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Well, what you're asking for, menaces, tell me the demographics
of people who are doing this, I think is what
you're asking Are these olds the old?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Are they new drivers?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I'm looking at the psychological profile people we've never been
there before.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Well, I'm looking at the videos and the one where
this this mini van slows down because they missed their
exit by you know, ten feet, and so it's a
red minivan maybe about ten to twelve years old. So
that of course screams soccer mom, right, and then this
other ones are similar older cars typically, so I think.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Stupider, poorer people, possibly demographics here.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
If it's older cars, they don't have GPS, we're.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Profiling sea best. He's trying. He's trying to get like
an FBI profile thing going on.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah, like mind hunter, don't use car GPS, even though
I have an excellent one in my teslaw is on
your phone.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, yeah, well don't do it, guys, you've missed your exit.
Just take the next exit and uh, all the roads
connect back together. They'll have homes at the other exit
that you can move into. You can never get back
show and right into another new hour Insensitivity Training for

(50:39):
a politically correct Well Tuesday morning, Final day of September,
September thirty, payday. Yeah there you go, Greg, turning round
upside of Yeah. Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven on Woody. That's Greg Gory. We got Menace?
What is we got Sea Backs? Yeah, there's our friend

(51:01):
Sammy Morgan is here and we got Gina Grat Yeah.
Who's got the trending news headlines for you?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
It's a wrap for Week four of the NFL. Last
night was a Monday night football doubleheader and someone had
to get their first win of the season, and it
was the Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I mean kind of. Yeah, they beat they won the game,
but they lost big.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
But here's the big news. The big news out of
this one was the injury to Tyreek Hill. He was
carted off the field, dislocated his knee to wear a
bunch of ligaments, including his A c L. And he's
not only out for the rest of this season, this
injury is so bad he might even miss the beginning
of next season.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, a career too, I mean probably. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
He might come at this point to dick around, like
what's his Obell deck Obell Duckham.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Odell Beckham Juniors, which could get you a Super Bowl ring,
but only exactly right.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Odell is also going after NFL. He's like begging them
to get rid of turf.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Yeah, well, he's gonna have surgery at some point today, Tyreek.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
That is the other.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Their Monday Night game was oh bar Fest, with the
Broncos destroying the Bengals twenty eight to three.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I said this last year, and I think this year's
even worse with the number of just suck ass teams
out there.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, we just talked about four of them pretty much
right there, right.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Obviously, the Raiders are blow bears, not great Saints, God
awful Patriots Panthers, I mean Patriots built beat him.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
But yeah, a little.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
There's just a lot of meeting act Texans. Falcons can
suck real hard at times.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Not a lot of super exciting actions.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
No, Well, there are a few updates on that shooting
and fire that happened at that Mormon church in Michigan
Sunday after cops searched through what was left of the church.
The death total remains at four eight injured. The FBI
says the family of the shooter is cooperating and they're
digging into why the hell he did this. One thing
they have found is this dude is not a fan

(52:49):
of Mormons and hated the people that followed the Mormon religion.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, there was a guy I guess he's running for
office of some kind of moult. I'm not sure what
he was running for, but he was going door to
door campaign and stuff and talked to this guy here recently.
And as he's talking to him and blah blah blah,
the guy went on this ran like a man about
Mormons and called them the anti crist.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Okay, Well, the FBI says they're trying to find out
how much planning actually went into this attack. And now
onto the shooter from the North Carolina Riverfront bar. He
was in court yesterday and stayed quiet the entire time,
zero motion. They're calling this shooting a quote highly premeditated attack,
and say they've got the gunman's confession. He did that

(53:32):
right after the arrest. And you guys, you're not going
to believe everybody's sitting yes chair.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You just don't like waterfront bars.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Well, the DA says he's got major mental health issues
and he was already on the radar. Yes, he filed
a bunch of lawsuits against the department, and the town
prosecutors are looking into the death penalty.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
You know we should do is spend millions on court costs.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Drag it out, not execute him, right, Yeah, we would
not bring back you know, mental health facilities at all,
no houses.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah yeah, Well, the government is on the verge of
shutting down for the first time in seven years unless
lawmakers pass a temporary funding bill by midnight.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Okay, got it. Legitimate questions because last time this happened,
I remember I asked the question, but I can't remember
what the answer was. And why should I care about
this in the same boat as you?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna I'm going to give you a
little info.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
All right, So does it mean that I don't get
the mail?

Speaker 10 (54:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
What does it mean if things are getting shut out?

Speaker 10 (54:32):
Like?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Literally? Okay, what will I have access to? How will
this affect me? I understand if you have a government job, right,
how that would affect you? I'm asking, like from my
you know what you perspective, Greg's perspective, you.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Guys specifically, I don't think it will affect you.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
Because I mean people with government jobs, they're being threatened
now that they're not going to only be you know,
on leave for a while, that they might fire.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Yes, there were a number of times I felt I
haven't heard this, uh, this term for a while. Remember
when the country was on the financial cliff about to
go over the financial cliff? They that was the financial cliff,
And I go, okay, because complete shutdown. They just make
this magical determination that all okay the financial cliff. Well,
also one has to say, it's like, okay, we're gonna

(55:12):
give it some more money. Yeah, what I raised it? Like,
you know, they're going to come to some kind of
thing at some point. So if this is just like
a pissing match, usually you know, right, like, how does
it like why should the rest of us care?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Let me tell you. And like I said, it might
not affect you specifically, but a shutdown would mean a
lot of federal workers don't get paid. Government services slow
down or stop. Things like housing programs, rental help loans
could be delayed, but essential stuff like Medicare, Social Security,
Medicaid mail delivery, VA hospitals, and border security will keep her.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I'm going to cancel the mail.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Well, then weird in solidarity with the exactly you guys.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have announced that they're separated.
Oh no, yeah, after nineteen years of marriage. The couple
got married back in two thousand and six. They have
two daughters together together, but they've apparently been living apart
since the beginning of the summer. He has already moved

(56:06):
out of their place in Nashville. And then I saw
immediately a comedian online saying like, well, how are they
gonna split up their wig collection?

Speaker 8 (56:16):
I'm surprised they lasted this long for being honest.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Really, yes, a headline that was his idea, His.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Idea, his idea.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
That's very surprising to me.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
Actually, I thought it would have been hurt because.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
He had all of his drinking problems. You went to rehab,
they almost broke up back then. It was like they
I don't think I have ever been super stable.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
In my eyes, this is Nicole Kidsman's Kidman's second marriage
to a gay guy.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
So that's.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
And McDonald's is bringing back its infamous Monopoly promotion for
the first time in nearly decade. The promo runs till
early November, and you can redeem the little game pieces
until late November. And there's a twist this time that
is gonna make Greg's life so much easier. He's gonna
love it, so you'll still get the plastic peeloff game
pieces like you always did. But now you'll also get

(57:04):
the digital version on your McDonald's app. The prize will
include things like free food and app rewards. But then
let's get into the big stuff, and I'll tell you
your odds of getting it. A seventy seven inch TV
and the odds of winning that are one hundred and
one in one hundred and fifty three million, ten thousand dollars.
Low's Shoppings free odds pretty good, one in two point

(57:28):
six billion. A new RV sounds pretty good at one
in six billion. Who would like a new Jeep Cherokee?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yeah, you just have to play thirteen billion times?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Is it all? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
And their famous one million dollar cash prize. Not sure
the odds on that one. I think it's too high
for us to calculate.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Twenty right, so.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
You're probably going to win a small fry. Maybe what
was the flurry?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
What was the documentary they did about them? Yeah? The
job and the guy took the pieces vaults or something
he's part of, like the printing process or whatever.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Yeah, And this is what's really sad for this jackpot.
You're actually better off playing the powerball lottery winn.

Speaker 11 (58:11):
It's crazy, but the odds.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Of delicious with each bite. Yeah, I mean it doesn't
make these things. Never get me to go to McDonald's.
I got McDonald's anyway, I go. I know it sounds good. McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, fish,
get some of them fries.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Yeah, join us.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
I'll take ten thousand dollars lows one meat than like
the million dollar one.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
But that's it.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Two point six billion times.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
But what are you keeping your little monopoly pieces when
you go to McDonald's just for McDonald No.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
They're not doing it that way now right, Well you
can do it that way or you can do digital.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Okay, old school and that's what's going on when you
know what else is back you guys, No way, you
don't know this. Oh I know it, but I infre.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
I can go.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Breading Rainbow looks it's the book reading range. I wanted
to be one of the kids so bad who gave
the book reports. Yeah yeah, LeVar.

Speaker 17 (59:15):
Burd Look, it's a book reading rain.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Around. That's coming back. Yeah. Host Neil Patrick harra the
first time in twenty years back on PBS, but not
with LeVar Burton. Now the new host is some dork.
His name is Michael Treats aka Michael the Librarian and
he spells his name m y c h A l

(59:48):
which I hate.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
That's not a name.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I hate that so much. Michael threats treat h r
e E t s threats.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Okay, and he's a oh I think he has some Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Does he's a TikTok Yeah, he's Michael the Librarian on TikTok.
Now the new Reading Rainbow. It's gonna feature a lot
of celebrity guests. No start date has been mentioned yet,
but uh, I do have a quick clip here. Uh
and you can hear, dude. I just I like the
vibe of the LeVar Burton, you know, Reading Rainbow. Yeah,
this this has I don't know, you tell me what

(01:00:23):
kind of vibes it's got. This is Michael the Librarian
hyping the new Reading Rainbow episodes. Here we go, and
welcome to Reading Rainbow.

Speaker 15 (01:00:32):
Hello everybody, thank you so much for joining us today.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
I'm Michael the Librarian, and this place is the library.

Speaker 15 (01:00:42):
Reading Rainbow is returning with all new episodes Reading.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah, I mean that's what he is. He's a TikTok
influencer kind of person. So that's what he sounds like.
Maybe that's why I don't like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
It doesn't do it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, all right, guys, today we're going to Target and
we're gonna pick on everything that's green.

Speaker 14 (01:01:01):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Fam, But it does say on his Instagram account, having
fun isn't hard when you have a library card.

Speaker 14 (01:01:07):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That's okay, that's okay, that's that motto. For sure. It
was god Man nostalgia though. Reading Rainbow that was awesome.
I love that show back in the day.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
The theme song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah all right, well, no, I think they have a
because even that one, the one that I played, the
original one, they had changed it. Uh yeah, hold on,
I do have yeah, because I hold on stand stand
by all right, I'm finding it here. I didn't know this.
This is the one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
This is the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Let's say this is they changed up. I guess in
nineteen ninety nine it became this.

Speaker 13 (01:01:49):
Let's start.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
What's what was the point?

Speaker 14 (01:02:00):
The same?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
It's just Frands Red Bros. Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yeah, but that's the one from ninety nine. I'm sure
they're they're doing a new one, probably with AI. Oh yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
They should have a little John do it or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Uh, there was the there I ruined it, guys. They
did a they turned it made it about weed. Do
you remember that we talked about that we did. Yeah,
I gotta hear that, you're asking. Yeah, yeah, there we go, Yeah,
here we go. Weeding rainbow is what is? What is

(01:02:56):
what they call? This is the There I ruined it.

Speaker 14 (01:02:57):
Guys in.

Speaker 13 (01:03:01):
That must be really.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
There's a dragon that I'm a little scared.

Speaker 13 (01:03:07):
A reading range and this look a reading range at way?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yea, there I wrote it. Guys, they're really good.

Speaker 17 (01:03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I think it's just the one guy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
He did I tend to talk recently. Yeah, I broke talk. Yeah,
well he broke down. He was talking about like AI
and what it means for musicians and stuff they do, like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
A tour too. They'll go around, they'll do it. There
I ruined a show like a live show. Looks pretty cool.
All right, we'll take a break. We'll come back. More
Wood show his next hand coming up next on the
wood Show.

Speaker 18 (01:03:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like a Woody show back in the bed. Woody Show.
And I wanted to check in with Morgan because last
week we heard she was considering the side gig not

(01:04:09):
to not to leave the show and go you know,
do one of these Craigslist jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
But she was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
She was on Craigslist looking at all the available, like
kind of part time side gigs. Yeah, and we narrowed
down she was going to reach out to some of them.
I reached out to two actually, yeah, the one that
wanted you to go as like their date basically to
a reunion, right yeah. And then the foot massage guy
that's the one I'm rooting.

Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
For Tuesday's foot massages.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
That was dumb money, hundred bucks an hour on that one. Yeah.
So what'd you learn?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:04:46):
I reached out to both of those guys and I
put together a nice little email from chatchubt and never
heard from either of them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
And this was last week, So I think it was
too professional.

Speaker 11 (01:04:56):
Maybe well the foot one wasn't as professional, would you?

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:04:59):
What did hello, kind sir? I came across your Craigslist
ad about foot massages on Mondays and Tuesdays. Not only
am I reliable and available, but I also have a
burning passion for feet and money have messed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Up with the It sounds fake, yeah, controlling.

Speaker 11 (01:05:18):
Because I don't need to do that one. The other one, though,
it's a little better.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
The whole thing.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Oh you want me to read I want to hear.

Speaker 12 (01:05:23):
I'd be glad to help keep your Mondays and Tuesdays
stress free and your feet happy.

Speaker 11 (01:05:28):
Please let me know your preferred times locations and then
we can arrange something that works for the both of us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah. See, that's that's way too forward. Also, yeah, these guys.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Also, you said they wanted money, like, yeah, this is you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Know they want. They live on the internet. They know
what scams sound like, and that sounds like do you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Think they think that she's a prostitute? Like, no, I
love money and let me know when you meet.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Yeah, I would read that, dude, right yest or you
should have just taken it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
They also wanted a photo, did you no.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
I email to email them?

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
That's a yeah four chan dude.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
Yeah, no, I didn't send a photo.

Speaker 12 (01:06:07):
I was hoping they'd respond to me and then we
you know, to come there from that point, and then
I just signed it. M.

Speaker 11 (01:06:14):
You know, I don't want to give too much info.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
You know what this is like people hire like career coaches. Yeah,
we can help you out. Yeah, yeah, you gotta let
us see it before you send it out. Next time,
at least let seabas, take a look at it. I
can help you with this.

Speaker 11 (01:06:29):
Yeah, I didn't know you guys wanted me to actually
do the foot one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Well, back to the drawing board, bring some more, bring
some more of your ads, and then we can we
can go from there. She hat there was a story
this woman in San Francisco. She's making money. Taylor Humphrey.
She offers high end baby naming services, sometimes charging up
to thirty thousand dollars for her packages stupidness. She claims

(01:06:55):
to have helped more than name name more than five
hundred babies, and says that she has earned six figures,
charging clients on average fifteen hundred dollars. She offers a
two hundred dollars service that will send some curated names
like some suggestions, you get those via email, but her
VIP package just started ten thousand dollars for people that

(01:07:16):
don't have Google and include things like they'll look into
like your family history and things like that, some research,
some name branding. And She says that her clients are
rich people, including celebrities, who want a name that's unique
but not too weird, and that she just just kind
of acts like a like a mediator when couples disagree
on what the name should be, which, by the way,

(01:07:37):
I hated that process. I hated it. My wife is pregnant.
We were like, we had the books and there are
like one hundred books and each one is like a
ten point font and there's four hundred pages. Every name
on planet Earth gets the origin and then you know,
she would go through and she'd highlight some, and I

(01:07:57):
would go through and I would highlight some and we
see which ones. Yet we both would you know, highlight Yeah,
but it was like kind of like a blind vote.
You have to see which ones and then from there
it just took forever. It's a big decision. Yeah, although
I don't buy the names of some people. I don't
think you spent that much time on it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:14):
I'm true.

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Were you able to decide before the baby was born
or was it like we're in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
And so no, we knew, Yeah, we knew. We didn't
tell anybody, that's smart. We told people because we found out,
you know what it was going to be, boy girl.
We did that. We did not do gender reveals. Weren't
a thing that people weren't doing those yet, but we
did we did tell people what we were having, but
we did not give the name. That's when people have opinions.

(01:08:40):
So you keep that to yourself until the baby's there
because it wants the baby's there and you go, oh
meet baby whatever. Michael, m y C h A L.
They can't go. I don't know if I have a name,
but you know what, Michael's fine, But don't not don't
with the m y see it because everybody they will
think if they have a time, that they have time
to turn you around and change your mind.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Is there a deadline? Like did the hospital say, because
some people haven't decided when the baby's born, right, so
they have to put something on their first certificate?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Could you wait a month, little Jane?

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I think it's before you leave the hospital. You have
to give them an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I thought, so I think you can. Well it was
because it's just the birth certificate, right, Yeah, So like,
how however long you have to file for that? I
think I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
I think my mom didn't took about three years online
really issue getting into like schools and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Three years so she just called you baby, Like what
I think this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Had to do with her like hippie streak of not
wanting the government to control whatever. Blah blah blah. Maybe
it just would be registered with your government sort of thing. Yeah,
maybe what does she call you? Well, you can still
call a baby a name, right, but I get.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
That she but what did she call you? My name?
But she just refused to register it, right, she.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Didn't want the man to know because it didn't it
didn't happen to want to be tracked, right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
What Chaucibt says. Though, you know, different states have different things.
You really only have five to ten days. You got
to pick something put on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
They're gonna take your baby away.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Yeah, then take your baby, name it and care for it.
It's a good test audience, whoever's pregnant out there, we're
doing a test.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Yeah, we're gonna see how long don't don't name it
challenge for day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Yeah, you got to know Kylie Jenner, she did change
her son's name after a year.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You can change the name anybody like I could change
my name today.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
I can go and file that stuff as long as
there's something on the books.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, the initial name, When does that have to be
in there? I guess you could put a placeholder in there.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Yeah, little bookmark.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
It could be baby desk Witz David, So if you
want you do that. Oh there was this guy dumbas
Tyler found this story, soon to be father. He was
out celebrating after their gender reveal, and he got drunk
and then added some cocaine to the mix. Starts arguing
with the bar staff about how long he had been

(01:10:58):
waiting for his drink. So they get into it. Bar
kicks him out. That leads to a scuffle with security.
He leaves, comes back about twelve minutes later, this time
with a knife. He attacks the bouncer. He hits him
in the head and then proceeded to stab a doorman
who had nothing to do with the fight. Was he
even involved in any of this kind of stuff? More kids,

(01:11:20):
So the cops are called. He was arrested. Now this
happened over in England somewhere, and they work I think
pretty quickly over there. He already had his day in court,
and so he's out celebrating the gender reveal. Well, he
won't be out until the baby's nine oh nine years
damn dumbass celebrating the gender baby's not even born yet.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Dog, He doesn't have to change any diapers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
True, he gets out of all the Yeah free meals.
I was so excited about a honey, I just wanted
to go out and celebrate. Yeah kid is a fun
age that he'll be free. So call sports with the
gee Jeff Cash. Yeah, let's get caught up on good morning,
Jeff g Hey, good morning. What do you show?

Speaker 18 (01:12:11):
The quest for back to back championships starts today for
our Dodgers. Lake Snell will be on the mound for
the Dodgers tonight versus the Reds. Let's go ahead and
hear from him that I was.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Really excited about October and we'll looking accomplished in ju
and that's here, and I think the best parts we're
going to improve it to ourselves.

Speaker 18 (01:12:26):
Dodgers have a great starting pitching rotation, so much so
that their fourth, fifth, and sixth starters will likely come
out of the bullpen. To me, it's really gonna be
about the offense this postseason and getting these amazing hitters
to hit consistently. I think one of the keys is
finding a place for ke Ky Hernandez in the starting lineup.
Dude was born for October Dodgers Reds Game one tonight
at six pm. Other MLB Wildcard games today you got

(01:12:48):
the Tigers and Guardians at ten, Padres and Cubs at noon,
Go Cubs and the Red Sox and Yankees at three.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yesterday was also Laker Media Day.

Speaker 18 (01:12:57):
Lebron James is heading into this season without a contract
for next year.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I'm not worried about contracts, No, super humbled to even
have it, you know, have a contract, steal you know,
and then be able to play the game that I love,
steal at this part of my career and take full
advantage of it.

Speaker 18 (01:13:10):
Will Lebron even play next year is obviously going to
be the big question all season long. And will he
be waiting for his other son Bryce to get out
of college to play with him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I don't know what his timeline is. He's his own
young man now, he has his own timeline. I got
my timeline, and I don't know if they quite match it.

Speaker 18 (01:13:26):
Personally, I think he plays at least another one to
two years onto the NFL. Dolphins beat the Jets, but
they lose Tyreek Hill to a torn acl Great now
he has plenty of time to get more women pregnant
and they beat on them allegedly. Broncos also won last
night and last when not least as we're talking NFL,
the Cowboys are making plus size fans by two seats
to their games starting next season.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
So Cowboy fans, you have two choices. If you want
to save money, stop eating ten pounds of meat at
every meal or get on nose empic. I'm Jeff G.
And that's your so cal sports, right, Jeff, this is
as bad like so, is there still a nursing shortage?

(01:14:08):
Is it's still a thing. I haven't heard it about
that for a while. Yeah, nurse nurses big really yeah. Yeah,
for a while there was big. I mean they were
offering all kinds of incentives and bonuses. Yeah, I you
were a nurse, Hey, come come work over here.

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
And yeah, but it was also a struggle to get
into nursing programs because there weren't enough teachers that decided, yeah,
for the nursing schools.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah, yeah, so I know we got a lot of
nurses that listen. Is that still a thing, the nursing shortage?
I know there's a there was a while ago, there
was a pilot shortage. Uh huh, well not so much anymore.
They were all retiring, right, yeah, well was right after
because COVID they offered all these like pilots were close
to retirement, all these kind of golden parachute things, and then, uh,

(01:14:51):
travel came back after COVID and they didn't have enough pilots,
and then they started expanding the schedules again, and uh,
there there was a short now not some month, because
I know a lot of people who are trying to
go to the airlines and they're they're decided to wait.
And then spirit is I guess once those six hundred

(01:15:12):
pilots or whatever are back in the you know, back
in the in the job line, because I don't know
what's going on with that, I mean spirit, they're here, yeah,
but I think they're going away. Well they that's my card.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Made a few moves. Yeah, I found out recently they
got some flight tenants out. They no longer call it
the big seats up front. They now call it Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
First, they did make a change a while back. I
forget what all they they called. They did make some
kind of change to it, but I didn't know about
the name change.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
They did go from buzzballs to bus boxes.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Think with spirits, I think they realized that the we
are the hood in the sky is appealing to a
certain demographic, but not a profitable demographic. And so now
they're kind of moving back, they're stepping. Hey, we're not
doing that as much anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Spirit first does sound way better.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
And remember if you Woodie, when you get the bill
from Spirit, they have a little little taxes and feest
they call the government's cut.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
The government cut. Literally, I saw what.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
The day dumbed didn't and then you know, hilarious again
appealing to the menace crowd of the area. Yeah, but
again that that led them. You want to be influencer crowd.
They the I, oh, I don't have to say, great hand,
Let's see how this works. Fight fight fight, fight, fight
someone for There is no longer a nursing shortage. New
nurses are having a really hard time finding a job

(01:16:29):
for over a year. Sometimes one says, no nursing shortage.
There are nurses, but a lot of underpaying jobs right now. Okay,
I'm seeing all this stuff. Yeah, because it has to
do with population agent obviously. You know, we have way
more old people now than and we will continue to
have more old people. Yeah, there's a major shortage of
male porn stars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
You got.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Foreign producers are I guess on the regularly hold auditions
for new male talent, but there's just one problem. Nobody
is showing up to audition. Make the appointment, and don't go.
One male performer he's laid piped to more than eight
thousand women. He says that for every ten thousand women
in the porn industry, there are only seventy dudes. Wow,

(01:17:10):
for ten thousand women seventy dudes. The difference is so
big that the guys are overwhelmed with the amount of women.
Oh no, and even if one of the dudes happens
to get like a non curable STD, it causes a
big problem, big ripple effect. And that's another they say,
another reason why the men are standing away, you know,
and it's.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Just uh, and they don't get paid nearly as much, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Well, I mean you would think of supply and demand,
like maybe this does even things out of it, because
if they need more, I don't know how porn makes
any money in twenty twenty five with all the free
access to stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Then you can sippy ads on websites.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
But yeah, but those ads are for porn companies and
so has to pay for that, right, So if you're
paying these people, you're doing the production costs and everything else.
But you can go on any one of these sites
and they go, oh, well, the difference is it's only
four or five minutes where you don't get the full
length video. Nobody, that's okay, the full length video. The
story man, let us know you like to hear from you. Yeah,

(01:18:15):
And also like, what are the requirements to be a
porn star? To be a male porn star, do you
have to have I would imagine do you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
Have to have a certain I wouldn't think so, because
there's like a different type of fetishes or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Mainstream male porn star.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Who said that they had never seen a guy you
got to be able to perform. Which one of you
ladies said that you had never seen a guy that
didn't have a penis that hung at least down below
his balls. That would be, was that, Gina? Yeah, all
right here Gena never seen something that small? I mean,
how big are balls?

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Oh you have something for me?

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Sea Bass was sending us pictures and I know, oh,
here this is a perfect here come here, okay, I'll
show you. Look at uh here, look at this guy.
So there, here's the guy peeing into the dude's boot. Right,
that's different. The guy right behind him, Oh my god, Look,
it's not even like it barely peeps out from beyond
his pubes. Look at that, Greg, Oh wow, that's not
even a legal penis. There you go, you love penises? Okay,

(01:19:20):
I send to you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Can you really call that a penis? No, it's just
like a little like a little nub.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
But it's like it's like dude shaved the pubes man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, it looks like a butt. And I think we
can agree.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
We can all agree that's not just a small wang.
That's like something else barely there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
That doesn't even let's hope he's a grower, right, please
certainly not a shower. Eight seven seven forty four show
and begin a new hour. We shout, we're doing that
right now, Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Whatdy,
that's great, gory, there's menace. We got Sea Bass. Yeah,

(01:20:05):
we got Sammy Morgan is here. She's taking your calls
at eight seven seven US up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven. We got those preview
clips yesterday from Sea Bass, who spent the weekend at
the Folesome Street Fair in San Francisco. By the way,
full disclosure. We forgot you weren't here yesterday and we

(01:20:32):
knew it was your birthday, and so there was a cake. Yeah,
but we did. We did leave you to the cake.

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
No, but we were we wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
It was your birthday observed, Yeah, but it was. It
was in. It was in good, good intentions that we
that we had a cake. But we looked at it
all morning and it looked really good. But there is
some left. And we know how much you love dale
old tome cover. The uncovered cake must be celebrate what

(01:21:01):
well it's And I've said this for a long time.
I finally saw the videos on YouTube that the that the.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Menace the menace like grocery store case just are bad
and they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
This one's not bad now. It looks it's no you
know what it's not. It doesn't look great now because
we like chopped it all up, but like it's not bad.
The cake is very moist, it's a it's got some
good flavorite. The the icing is very good.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Your call last year brought it in nothing bunt kicks
because I was those are good?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I was just fed up. Those are those are good? Anyway,
Happy belated birthday to Ucas.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
Yeah, yeah, and I got to spend it with some
guys who are in their birthday suits. Oh yeah, transition.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
He's very he's very excited to share this, uh this
audio with us. He'll, you know, people who are not
familiar with the Fulsome street fair kind of walk them
through it. So f O L S O M.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
If you're looking, that's the first thing when you guys
said it to me. Folesome nuts the name of a
street in San Francisco f O L S O M.
And it is it's been going on got thirty something
years whatever now, and it's about a good ten blocks
by three blocks of a street festival, music vendors, all
the all the little things in a in a major
metropolitan area, except this one is full of thousands and

(01:22:11):
pound thousands of naked men and women and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Everything in between, and anything goes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
And they are live sex doing live sex everywhere, and
I mean every single thing you can imagine sexually, except
for heterosexual sex.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
I remember when I was living in San Francisco and
somebody said, oh, it's Falsome street Fair weekend, and I go,
what the hell is that. They go, oh, well, last
year and they told me about what they saw the
year before, and it was like this one house, which
I guess is like notorious. It's on the corner of
you know, you know whatever something, you know. The house. Okay,
So it's like a two story like those old school

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you see, like those those San Francisco style right, you know,
Victorian kind of like looking things. Anyway, so out of
the second story window, the windows open and dudes will
stand up there and they'll joe out the windows and
there are a bunch of people trying to catch snowflakings
down below. And I go, that's not real. That can't be.

(01:23:07):
And they go, oh no, And they brought up the
website where they had like pictures and a whole article
about the fallshom Street Fair and all the different things
that happened. Ensure as hell, that was absolutely real. And
that was my introduction because I but I first heard
about it, I didn't believe it. I'm like, that's wait
in the middle of the street in public. This is
what a sun afternoon on a Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
Engine Now, as somebody who has lived in San Francisco,
I never even thought to ask this. It's not known
to be a warm climate. Does that affect the nudity.
Do people get naked and then quickly put on a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Jacket or yeah, it freeze to the coldest summer of
my life or the cold the coldest winter of my
life was summer in San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
So let's you know it helps Greg. Let's say you
have a special outfit like our first guy. You heard
a little bit from this dude. This guy, he actually
has a name. He goes by rankin SFO. And this
is the guy who's wearing a full head to toe
like Latex. You would call it a dive suit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Slash is the guy with the gas wearing a.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Gas mask, but the gas mask has different hoses that
he can plug into his port, Like he's talking to
me through his port, so he can plug.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Into one hose.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
You know it's actually this play a clip to remind
people of what he has options to breathe in. Can
you describe your outfit today?

Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
Everything is locked on and then I got a bottle
of it is a bubbler with that gets attached to
the gas mask and you're breathing bubbling, and then you
accomplished to get a little hit up poppers every once.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
In a while. So don't know poppers are.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
They're basically it's paint thinner, essentially a little bottle, and
it gives you a little head rush. But men, especially
and with some women use it to loosen certain orifice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
It gets you to relax.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
So we'll be walking around the fossel treat Fair and
you'll get like somebody's stripping pay No.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
No, no, they're just relaxing their buttholes. A lot of
varnishing going. And so the way he has to.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Set up is he took basically like an old down
dishwashing thing, screwed a host cap to it, and it's
just and it's got anything like a ball. He's got
one one uh, separate host plugged into that so that
the air comes in, goes through a big vial of
urine and then out the top to That's what you
want to right, Why he's huffing urine? Okay, question Gina,

(01:25:31):
Why would you want to do that? How does it
make you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
What makes you want to have pe air and or
popper air at any given time?

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
It's just an erotic, kind of fetish, nasty, piggish sort
of thing. Yeah, kind of lose your there's a little
bit of humiliation and a little bit of losing your humanity.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Okay, we're all into that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, nasty, we all strive for and Greg to yours.
That's a good way to spend a Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Yeah, but again, that latex keeps them all nice and
snugly warm, then goes down. So but your great question, Greg,
how do you go from little boy playing on the
swing set to grown man? By the way, he also
had a cage around his genitals lockery on it, among
other things. How do you go from little boy to

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huffing urine and other stuff Francisco Street. How did you
first know that you would be really into breathing urine
air at some point?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Oh, that's a very good question.

Speaker 9 (01:26:32):
I actually used to work at the Blowboddies, the sex
club that used to be I used to work there,
and they used to have rubber parties once a month
and I would have to clean up after it, and
I found that I kind of was kind of digging it.
So I went to the parties and then I would
lay in the tabell dressed in latex and kind to

(01:26:53):
go for it from there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
All right, Step one, get a job at a hardcore
gay sex club. Terrific that I have not.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
We've been gone so long.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
When you have a punch card of that place, I wish. Yeah.
When I worked at the paid admissions to the fifth
one free. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
When I went to the pizza parlor, I had to
clean the salad bar every night. It's not like I
that grew into some Oh I got to roll around
a ranch dress.

Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Uh yeah, blow buddies. Uh nineteen eighty eight to twenty twenty,
all right, paid, Yeah, COVID killed it. Yeah, cod Place.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
We'll get more of the recap on the Fulsome Street
Fair next on the Woody Show. Don't go anywhere. The
Woody Show will be right back. Who am I a
Woody Show? What was the theory that I got floated
yesterday about Sea Bass going to things like the Juggalos
or the Fulsome.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Street Fair, which one yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh, certainly
the Fulsome.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Street Fair just because it's so compact.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
It is we all thought Juggalos, Yeah, because of the
bodily fluid. They showed up dirty, right, and they're bathing
in the lakes. This is accurate, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
However, they are more spread out and it's hotter at
the gathering the juggle lows. But Yeah, it's just the
bigger area keeps them a little less stinky because you'll
you'll hit things at Fallsome Street fir Like, oh jesus,
think about that factor.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Fallso Street Fair is just basically an open, open market
sex fair.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
I'm quite surprised the National guardists but that this may
be not to make this political, but this may be
the administration the National Guard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
What are we doing here, guys? No, I don't care.
All right, So Sea Beast is full recap fulsome street Fair.
We are heard it from the guy and the gas
mask more details of the head. How do you even
figure this out? He used to like be the clean
up guy. I don't accept his answer, Like this sex
club belt, we all have cleaned things and it didn't
lead to us being sexually attracted to them. Oh, Greg
does have like the hump cars.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
But again, let's go on to stuff at the fulsome
street Fair there was We talked about the group of
littles and the way this works out. There are two
big tent areas. One allows people and puppy masks to
play like their puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
It's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
By the way, grouper got cautious and guarded about photos.
I saw the public scolding multiple people. You're on a
public street, jackass, Yeah, you know, it's what do you?

Speaker 13 (01:29:09):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
You're a public fair?

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
Don't they wear a mask anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Exactly a lot of them are.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
And then the across from them are the Littles, which
is the same idea big old tent with foam put
down so that people dressed in diepe Be's and bob
os can play there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
And it's legos.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
With dark way into this because they're for children, it's
a littles are people who pretend to be little kids.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
This is a little bit more, a little bit more
about how you, if.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
You want to, can join this group in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
We are Sunday Morning Cartoons.

Speaker 15 (01:29:40):
We're just a munch group that meets once a month,
like and we're providing a space for littles.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
At fulsome What does munch mean?

Speaker 15 (01:29:48):
Usually it's a gathering at like a public restaurant or
something like that for for like minded people to like
get together kind of network. You know, it's going to
be very dress like public opdress appropriate and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
If you're going to not brunch but munch, you don't
want to freak out the normies.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
So this is like when we talk about people like this,
whether it's freak of the week or something like this,
Like you don't know who these people are in their
regular life, you know, like they go out here and
this is where they kind of let their freak flag fly.
But like, is this the person that you're dealing with
on a regular basis at work or who they are?
Is this one of your kids teachers?

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
In fact, after talking round them up this this person,
he said to me, is this You're gonna put the
video out of this because I have a public facing
job in the government, But I bet that's a lot
of it. These are the government workers who they can't
get fired, So why not be a complete maniac?

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
But what what are these littles? What are they doing
out there?

Speaker 15 (01:30:54):
Yeah, it's part of the age play community and it's
just a nice, relaxing, harmless way to shed the stress
of everyday life.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
Sometimes I see chalk and legos and coloring books.

Speaker 15 (01:31:07):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Like you don't just get back to
some of that innocence of childhood for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Dude, I would love to be a person who doesn't judge. Yeah,
I can't do it. I can't do I try. So
they say, oh, you really shouldn't judge. How can you not?

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Gets built into our biology because it's how we survive
as as a species.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Right, You don't want to get on the floor in color.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
No, But I think there's a lot of things distress.
International travel is not for me. There's a lot of
things that are not for me. But at least I
can understand why I don't do it. I don't judge
Greg because he likes caviar. I just don't like caviar, right, So,
but I don't. I don't see how you can't judge
when you hear something like this, like how are you
not judging? Well, it's one thing to.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Hear, it's another thing to see it again on a
public Sunday afternoon, and we played the clip yesterday where
they had there was a person getting their dipe changed
because it was wet, and then they're wiping people down there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Not like super COVID you could spread like like, I don't.
I don't wish any like ill or harm on these
people like me, Yeah you're alone there, Just I just
don't get it. You don't want to spray COVID on them?

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Is this all?

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
Hey is someone who loves psychology, Sea Bass, Yes, I
would love your take on Is this all born out
of childhood trauma as well?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I'm sure doctor Freud would say so.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
And I gotta none of these people, when you just
walk around forget that they're getting their diaper change.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
None of them are like, oh that's a that's a
doctor or CEO.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
And I know we'll get an email saying why actually
I am a blah blah blah blah blah very rare.
These are people who are not their outcasts, and so
maybe this is their way to you know, they didn't
they didn't choose how they had to grow up, So
now they get to do this.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
I know, I don't know. I'll one up and say
they do it for attention, attention whorese. Well, there's certainly
there's a lot of ways to get attention, though.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Yeah, that don't involve This is the way they know
how to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
I think in San Francisco this is so celebrated that
this is social this is social feedback that's positive for
a lot of people in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Just like wearing like a trucker cap and camel might
be in Alabama? Right, So do I have to sit
here and lie and tell everybody that I want to
understand this? I don't want to. I'm not even interested
in understanding it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Now, do I have to say that in order to
be able to sit here and then ridicule? Can I
just ridicule and also will having no desire to understand?

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I think you can jump right to ridicule.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah, yeah, but without the desire to understand.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Yeah, because you're being good, You're like, it's not interesting
to try.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
I'm trying to hear any of this and think what
part of this would I find may be remotely hot? Okay, well,
let's find somebody else here from the folesome street fair
Sebass ran into over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
This is our guy who is one of our repeat guys. Now,
this is the dude who he is called the locked
Fist Monster.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
You'll ridic locked Fist Monster.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
I mean, we play a little bit of this guy
under the category of what's happening here. This is the
guy who I met you last year who he gets
a he locks himself up around a fire hydrant and
then a full on people play play him like a puppet.
So here's a little bit from him.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
No, that's good.

Speaker 14 (01:34:11):
She's she's wearing a short glove.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
Oh you don't want to Harristic get dirty exactly because
she's wearing a beautiful outfit which I'm sure is annoying
to clean off.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Yes, okay, yeah, very but I say, very nice gentleman.
He uh happy to talk to me and talk about
different things. Considering outfit right now, this woman behind him
was number one legitimately attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Oh yeah, she was wearing like a sexy non outfit.
Oh like she was not outfit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Yeah. Well, because there's a lot of that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
There's a lot of like Satanism and like like how
we're by the way at this point, the Catholic Church
has left you alone. You're having You're not trying to
say you're yeah you're not savable. Yeah yeah, you're you're
fighting against the power. You are the power at this
point essentially. Uh. But I was like I was looking

(01:34:58):
at her and she was like she was legitimately very attractive,
which is is rare for the folsome street fair.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
You get a remember, well, you know what, she really
couldn't get her at.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Her phone because I wonder her hands was busy otherwise,
So I talked to a locked fist monster about her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
All right, as we're talking and a lady's helping out
with something.

Speaker 14 (01:35:17):
Yes, so she is going to ask me chat very tall,
very pretty lady.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Do they know what they're doing quote unquote as well
as men do?

Speaker 14 (01:35:24):
Yes? Because women also got.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Oh, okay, okay, I mean that's true my question.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Sometimes they also puppet.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
Sure, when you're that flexible, how do you hold anything in?

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Well, he mentioned us to us. How do you know
he mentioned us to us this like last year? He said,
he like likened it to let's say a Curt Disilat
or an acrobat or something. Is just because they can
do the split, doesn't mean they walk around like that.
They just have more flexibility and control over all that
that a larger range of motion.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
But I can't think, yeah, I can't think doing the
splits and having your whole stretched out like that are
like two completely different things falling out Even if you
did it once, it would be damaging.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
So well, he says he's quite good at it. Maybe
he's got a better one than all of us. So
now he's as we're as we're talking again, and this
this girl is just giving him a single back there
and he's instructing her on what and how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
All right, h here we go the locked fist monster.

Speaker 14 (01:36:18):
Right against like and punch it like you hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Well, I'll leave you to your your activities. Thanks so
much again for chatting.

Speaker 14 (01:36:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:36:24):
Please email this recording and the last year is according
to me and he said on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
You can find you where at locked Fist. Thank you
so much, fial monster. I appreciate it. Great job, young
locked Fist. Look. Oh god, let's see is that really?

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:36:42):
There it is?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Okay, so there you go, punch, punch right against like
and punch it like you hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
You will see all kinds of videos and photos that
x dot com slash lock Fist. Oh it's uh yeah,
it's it's nothing about that is safe for anything whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Yeah, don't look at that at work, guys. But it's
because we get work. Our work is different. And this
is proof.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
This is on a public street in the middle of
the day. So he's very I'll give him credit. He's
very nice, very very good. Good interview.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Folsom Street Fair twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
While we're while we're keeping people's appetite, let's go back
to one of our other guys we talk to every year,
the guy who runs the pool. No, yeah, and David
who runs this The Yellow and Black is the name
of the organization. If you want to get involved with
the pool, he was.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
I was for the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
I noticed they had a posted and laminated for obvious reasons,
set of rules taped to the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
They used to not laminate and then they realize that
it gets were laminate.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
And I asked, David, oh, I see one of these
things where you you you really allow and encourage women
to get involved, so you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Have female your Nation devices available.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
We've had several women.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Not this time, we haven't had any women get into
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
To be receiving that sometimes that happens this year, but
we've had a lot of women use the pool, either
you know, straddling guys or using those devices and having
a good time with it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
And you say no sex though, please, we try to
avoid that, We try to avoid contact.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Sometimes it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
What can you do?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Yeah RFK yeah. I was like, how does he have
time to do this? You run the government? Well, as
we heard, he's very healthy. That everything's health code related.

Speaker 6 (01:38:23):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
The pool is like, oh that's that's so sick and
so gross.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Now there's a line around the block to both get
in and get near the pool to give and receive
and h he's as I said. It's the Black and
Yellow or yellow and black. Sorry, Yellow and Black are
his is the name of the organization.

Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
And they have special little yellow towels see yellow towels.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Not because of your Pittsburgh Steeler fans necessarily, No, we
have towel.

Speaker 17 (01:38:48):
We provide towels.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
My favorite on the yellow towels.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
I think it's a great crossover. I know some folks
who know the Pittsburgh Steelers. Perhaps we can arrange a sponsorship.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
If they're willing to be with us.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Yeah, I have no object. Somebody learned the Rooney A
halftime show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
Yeah, I've already crafted a theme song for the Yeah,
yellow and black, Yeah, yellow and so Yeah that Sunday
Morning Cartoons if you want to be a little and
the Yellow and Black if you want to get into
the people.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Oh good. Meanwhile, I'm concerned about how old are people though?
To get out of this pool? They must be freezing.
I actually talked him about that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
He said that they try to set up in a
in a central area as far away from buildings as
is possible because they want as much sunlight.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
See, they're thinking ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
This is pretty smart. That's why.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
That's why again this said the first is it Miami
has the or the Tampa Bay has the end zone?

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
Hot tub?

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Yes, oh that's right. The Steelers could have the end
zone In Arizona. They have like a pool like where
the Diamondbacks plays. Going to be a partnership in the outfield.
It's kind of a combination between RFK and Doc Brown.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
Oh yeah, there's there's some stuffer and stuck a suck
attached in there.

Speaker 14 (01:40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
So you got yellow towels not because of your Pittsburgh
Steeler fans necessarily, No, we have towe.

Speaker 17 (01:40:12):
We provide towels.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
My favorite on the yellow towels fuck attash for Yeah,
I got it, love me, man, I give me. We
got one more clip, one more clip. Yeah, this is
that old couple.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
I meant.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
I wasn't street fair.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
I went out of my way because there's a there's
a thousand or thousands of young twenty five year old
gay studs there. Anybody can do that. But yeah, the
old men who are there just wangs out. And I
thought I saw three old men deep in conversation although
they weren't speaking. They were just on wall, their mouthing
things as you do. And I asked this old couple

(01:40:45):
about meeting new friends. So, you guys are having fun
with another guy here? Is that part of the fun
of the fulsome street fair is meeting new people.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Well, it's been.

Speaker 14 (01:40:53):
The first time we've really touched and I'm a toucher.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Okay, so that was very rich. We don't have anything
public like this.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
So there's nowhere in Minnesota where you can go out
on a public street and maybe to give.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
A man a mouth love for instance.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yeah, they flew in just for the wow. Yeah, they're
just they're kissing and snuggling and making love romance. That's
so sweat and especially for old people. Yeah, so I
asked a good old lemon party.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Right, So I asked this guy like, how do you
I mean, what I could tell because dudes will just
stand up against the building and exposed and basically point
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
I asked you, what is the actual protocol?

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
How do you know, if when you approach a man,
if he's willing to receive your fine, lovely mouth, I'd
say hi, and then I might ask if I could
touch a good looking guy like you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Oh, oh, you're too nice? Can I touch? Not right now,
because I'm working. I appreciate and then take it from there.
Let me stomp his recording and then you go for However,
when you're having with your mouth, my shift is over cut.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
You know what actually I should have and I realized,
you know, this is why you do this next time,
is as as a person who is one thousand percent hetero,
I should have allowed him to touch because.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
I was nothing would have happened.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
As an experiment soft as play though, Sorry but yeah,
experiment right right, but very sweet again everything they're very
There's one thing about stuff like this, and I mentioned
this with several people, is there's no fights. You know,
this isn't like a you know, a Cowboys Eagles game,
where there's gonna be people brawling in the stands.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
Well, that's what I was thinking. I would feel much
safer at the fulsome street fir than at the gathering
of the jugglos.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Yes, well, there's all kinds of cops and e mts around.
In fact, I saw they had.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
You might get pregnant from breathing.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
Multiple It's called community.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Yeah, yeah, there's there's quite there's that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
I would say that's there's a handful of like lesbian couples,
but the most women are just fruit flies who were
there to share, be fun.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
They want their boots out, they wanted to see stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Yeah, six o three says I get over stimulated going
to cost I think my brain would explode going to
the Fulsom Street Firs.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
There's a great combination for it because like two blocks
from the fulsome Street is there's a.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
There's a Costco across the best Buy right and.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
They'll park down there and and they'll just walk out
in their bondage gear.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
I will tell you there's a fantastic taco truck that's
right outside that best Buy that makes a really Brits. Yeah,
it's the most. It's the most.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
Like, uh, it's like the biggest prison Costco because in
San Francisco everything has to be locked down.

Speaker 6 (01:43:28):
Did you did you go to the Hawaiian barbecue while there?

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
You know, I didn't. He kind of lost his appetite.
If you haven't heard.

Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
Doesn't this reinforce what I always say about straight men
And they're like, oh, it's my birthday, I might get
some sex.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
And this guy just says, what do you do? Oh,
I just say hi, yeah, and touch it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
They're old and gross and he will get he said
he in the course of a day, as like an
eighty year old man. He'll he'll have three different climaxes
for sure, just from and for him freely given.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Yeah, well, thank you for your sacrifice Sea Bass and
taking one for the team and going to the falsehoom
treetfair which you otherwise would never want to go to
in a million years, I get.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
I say, if you're if you're a pedestrian or civilian
out there, go once. It's free to it's free to
get in. You can make a donation if you want to,
just you know, spend ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
And shit only because I lack a better term, I'll
use it a new Karen oh Okay is getting a
lot of crap online for snatching the headband out of
the hand of this little boy after the Chiefs beat
the Giants at Medlife Stadium. Now there's a video and

(01:44:36):
it clearly shows Patrick Mahomes he was trying to hand
it to the kid Chiefs fan, but this lady Giants
fan grabs it away. The other one was at the
US Open, which is also New York. Right, that CEO
guy right where he grabbed the hat from the tennis player. Yeah,
then there was the Phillies Karen of course. Anyway, she

(01:44:58):
also said that the boy needs learn how to be
a man. Yeah okay, And the video gets posted and
she was getting railed on social media for it, so
she posted a response video and that didn't do her
a lot of favors. I do have part of that,
and ladies and gentlemen, A little fair warning, A little
fair warning here, fun accent ahead, rap again new York

(01:45:21):
Giants fan here she is.

Speaker 17 (01:45:22):
I'm not a thief that little boy.

Speaker 13 (01:45:24):
When Holmes came. If you look at the video, both
of our hands was on it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
But I didn't look in Mahomes eyes to see worthy link,
and I just seen he's handing out something I put
in my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Both of our hands was on it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
I took it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Why didn't they stop me and say, hey, yo, give
it to my son.

Speaker 14 (01:45:39):
Or my brother.

Speaker 17 (01:45:40):
But no, one didn't say nothing to me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
But now you start posting it.

Speaker 17 (01:45:43):
One week later, he told me that I'm a thief,
I'm not a deef.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
I'm not you are you?

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
Was a post in its Giants Fan, You giants fan?

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
What do you care? Number one? Number two? How did
grow people grow up and speak like that? Right? How?
I forget the accident? Number three?

Speaker 7 (01:46:02):
It's your lesson to teach this strange kid to you, like,
it's not your job to teach him a lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
But I'm in no way even if you did have
this whole idea that was like, that's not what that
was about. It's quite obvious you're not saying you don't
want to do right here in this because it happened
so quickly. There's not time to sit here and go, okay,
well this is a good opportunity to show this boy
doesn't have time to say, well, actually I was looking
and handing it to this boy and wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
I'm also loving the doubling down though with these people
lately because it just keeps the content coming.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
But he clearly, I'm looking at the video, he clearly
handed it to this kid. He handed it. Their hands
are touching like the Sistine chaplain.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
She just goes in and snags it's more beef for chicken.
In the news, a man claiming to be Colonel Sanders
great great great nephew.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
Yeah, this guy's been a while.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Says that KFC blocked him for complaining about how they've
been sexualizing Colonel Sanders. He wasn't, and so what he
did as revenge he leaked the secret chicken recipe. And
here is explaining why he is taking these drastic measures.

Speaker 10 (01:47:09):
Kentucky Fried Chicken has blocked me on social media. For
those who are new, I'm Colonel Sanders, great great great nephew.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
I'm the last Sanders in his family line.

Speaker 10 (01:47:17):
Over the last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for
marketing purposes. They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well.
My response to Kentucky Fried Chicken blocking me is, do
you want to know how to make their chicken?

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Truly?

Speaker 10 (01:47:30):
Generally their chicken? This recipe I put together through facts.
So let Kentucky Fried Chicken deny this. If they do,
I'll say prove it. I have faction and receipts back up. Yeah,
he got the receipts.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Show us what yours is. Yeah, when we see your recipe,
this one's legit compair. Yeah, I said he got the
ingredients list through family sources, while the rest of it
he got from public information. Now some people are behind
him leaking the recipe as revenge, but the other side
argues that KFC owns the Colonel Sanders, name him in likeness,
and they can do whatever they want with it. If

(01:48:02):
they want to make him like a total whore, you know,
sexualized him, and you can do it. So there is
a Chippendale's ad with the Colonel Sanders, I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:48:10):
So they had like Reba McIntyre played Colonel Sanders. Remember
they were having all the different George.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Hamilton and he was too sexy. Didn't they do that?
After Norm McDonald died. McDonald's was one of them. He
had some He's on the Colonel I liked.

Speaker 5 (01:48:29):
I liked how they had new kernels until after me,
and I was like, no, everybody was a colonel.

Speaker 13 (01:48:35):
You got some some.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Chicken and uh yeah, if you want a bucket, yeah,
if you want a bucket, that was the best. You
would come in and he had something in his mind
and he would like start like that. He would start
telling whatever joke he was going to tell, and then
he like was already playing it in his mind, cracking

(01:49:00):
himself up, knowing where it was going, and then sometimes
with just that's where it was his own enjoyment. He
was the best. He was so funny. He was one
of the best guests. Yeah, never never drove the car Steve. Yeah,
with Steve, Steve, he brought some guy who was like

(01:49:23):
the opener, and Steve was like trying out some of
his jokes and they were just, I mean flopping, And
so Norm's laughing because Steve's bombing, and Steve is not
having a great time, and Steve is getting defensive and
starts like arguing and yelling and Norm. The more upset
Steve got, the more fun that Norm was having. So

(01:49:44):
of course Norm was the guest we didn't so we
made a decision that we don't care about Steve, and
so we just like laid in hard on Steve. So
every time we tell one of his jokes, I cut
everybody's mic so you couldn't even hear the reaction, and
I would play just the the rye rimshot and it
would send Steve over the edge every single time, and

(01:50:05):
he finally left and then like Norm just hung eyes.
Like that was so much fun. I'll favor that later.
But that's great, that's good. Rest in peace, Norm McDonald.
We're gonna take a break more what he shows next,
Hang on Rice in a second. All right, we're gonna
make this quick. We're gonna wrap things up so you

(01:50:27):
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we had the full recap from the fulsome Street Fair.
We had the little clips the other day, but it
was Seabass's full recap of the twenty twenty five folsom
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but arrogance is just cheap cologne, and the kind of

(01:51:35):
cologne that you would find at like CBS, yeah, drugstore
or the stuff. This is so kind of like a
late nineties, early two thousands guys selling perfumes and colognes
and parking lots. I remember that that thing. You'd be
walking out of your groceries, you can get accosted by

(01:51:55):
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Speaker 13 (01:52:34):
I quit this bitch.