FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 9th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is it dude to the graphic nature of his program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener this question, is it flies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait, it's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning.
Today's Thursday. It is October the ninth, twenty twenty five. Hello,
and welcome to The Woody Show. Yeah, my name is
one of that is Greg Gory, Good morning, wading. What
you got menas? What is Jina Gratis here? See as

(01:00):
is rolling around here somewhere in the building, but not
in the studio. God knows what he's doing. You know
he'll do sometimes he'll run down to the gym downstairs
and he'll do like a quick sprint on the treadmill.
I thought he didn't do that, and it comes back,
that's what he said. But he comes back. He's got
a towel around his neck, and he always heads toward
that freight elevator. He goes up and down that elevator

(01:21):
multiple multiples. I don't know where he's going. Maybe he's
got bodies hidden somewhere and where the other floors are.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I thought he was going to the kitchen downstairs.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
It could be that looks more plausible than Jim. Yeah,
Sammy's here. We got Morgan von our video producer, he's here,
we got bored, We got Menji in the Woody Show
production department, and you got the phones open free at
eight seven, seven forty four. What you can send us
a text on this pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning

(01:48):
check in with us over to two to nine eight
seven of course all the trending news headlines. Sea Bass
will join us at some point for this week in audio.
Sweet and I'm sure he's gonna want to be here
to laugh at Menace and I as we play around
of will Woody and Menace know It and the theme
the topic of books.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you're going to do great well any of us.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Know wonder you will know this is where you thrive,
like the more academic stuff or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
These are not like gotcha questions universal.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, you're still refined. Great memory is So what is
like You're just gonna tell us, like, hey, the story.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
There's Yeah, there's a cat who loves a certain type
of breakfast food. That's great, no kidding, no, but I
will give you the plot that one I got and
it will be multiple choice.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay, so I believe. How about you know what you
should do. You should start with U where you just
tell us the plot and see if you can see
if we can get it, and then go to a
multiple point you can.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Now, I've shared your story a thousand times, but I've
been to Danielle Steel's house, but I don't know. I
don't even I can't name one book she did you
poop it her house?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It was straight up that kind of funny to say,
like I.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Pooped at Danielle Steel's house. Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I didn't poop though.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, was she there?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
She was there, but I didn't talk to her.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh yeah, we're gonna have, of course, mentioned the headline
Birthday's porn of birthday entertainment stuff and get into all
that this morning here on the Woody Show, you know what,
before we go to the entertainment everything else, there was
all this talk about like Lebron was going to make
an announcement and that I never followed up on it.
And yes, this is something I could google, but I'm

(03:32):
thinking about it right now. Exactly did we ever get Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
We did.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It was for Hennessy.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh so you called it it was so bad? You
said it was going to be like a marketing kind
of you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Said, it's one going to be like so keeping the
white two k Venu had to talk about.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
The major feedback was like why, dude, why would you
do this? Like why would you do this to fans?
And you know, you gassed up all these people. They
bought tickets way over priced thinking it was gonna be
your last game and it's not like you need the
money again, I mean getting money.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Did he get a cut of that?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm sure yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, ticket price money?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, no, no, the dies he get a cut of
the door at the arena, right.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Benefit him other than you know just yeah, but it
hurts your credibility. Yeah, yeah, it does your integrity. And
I thought that this guy, I heard this one commentator.
I thought, is he being overly dramatic? And then I thought, no,
I agree with him. He's gonna make the fans feel
manipulated and in a place where he's already not like
totally beloved.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Like Magic was like Shaq was Jordan. Yeah, and so
you're manipulating people and then you're like wolf.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Also, I'll tack this cherry on the Sunday. I never
thought about this before I had a kid in the house.
So you guys are gonna be like whatever, and I
get that. But for my kid, who's obsessed, lives and
breathes Lebron James, he's like, what's henna? See? You know,
it's just so stupid, Like I should shouldn't have to
be like, why is he doing this? You know, kids
love him?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
What like your your husband's never had a beard yet
to explain the beard to him? Trust me, Daddy drinks like.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
He wants to do whatever Lebron's doing something adults can
do that, I don't think. Yeah, it just felt disappointed. Look,
it's not like he doesn't know what drinking is. I'm
saying his idol. He wants to do whatever is idolating. Yeah,
it's like you.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Said, Jordan was is a degenerate gambler.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
So trust me, our house is full of degenerate gamblers.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
But yeah, I just it was just so lame.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
I feel like this was like in a Christmas story
when he's all pumped for his little orphan.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Anything that he's like, be sure to drink your.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Crummy commercial. Almost time to watch that movie.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, I mean, I just I don't follow basketball, Okay,
I I I will pay enough attention, like when we
get into the playoffs to know who's in it. Yeah,
but I'm not sitting around watching games. I don't even
really enjoy going to games. But Lebron James to me
is the biggest baby and so overrated, like the fact

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that he's like the.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Numbers will show that he's not overrated.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, but like I've I've seen I've seen arguments online
as to why he has the stats that he has
and if you if you hang around long enough that yes,
you're you're gonna put up some pretty decent number. Yeah,
if you're even halfways, which he is. I'm not saying
he's a bad player, of course, but like I I
understand the arguments about why he's overrated, and also like
the whole thing about like you wouldn't be, uh, you

(06:44):
shouldn't even be in the same conversation with a Jordan
or some of these other people because you're such are
you cry and you drop to the ground, You're like
like crying for calls and stuff like that is Michael
Jordan's Like you can hear all these stories about how
competitive Michael Jordan was and different things he would just
put up. Yeah, he would he wouldn't say there like
cry like a little bitch. And and he just seems

(07:06):
like a jerk.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's the other thing too.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
He just seems like a total self like I don't know,
like just a self serving, just a conceited jerk.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
And then this whole announcement thing, was I anipulate.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That one thing, like you know, his big announcement, his
decision like that, remember the decision.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
My talents to South.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Beach South After that, he thinks that, like, you know, everybody,
I mean, I guess they are. Everybody was, Look, we're
talking about it now.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, but now now when he actually legit, is gonna
do it like he just tainted it stupid Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
And kid knows what hennessy, Oh god, if you guys.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Don't, I'm a parent. I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Back in the day, remember Charles Barkley, he had a
whole thing, his whole marketing campaign for Reebok or whoever
he was with at the time. Is I'm not a
role model?

Speaker 8 (07:55):
I was.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
He's like, I'm not interested to being a role model
for your kids. I'm interested in being a champion. I'm
interested in being a good player. And stick with that.
But go back and forth, like stop putting your parenting
stuff on me just because I'm a basketball player, like that.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
You'll accept the money as a role model.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, he's not going back and
that Lebron is.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm saying, like, you're a grown person. It's something that's legal,
and I agree he's got a partnership with it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Like I hate when they put that on young women,
like young actresses, like, but you're a robot.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Screw you.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I'm trying to work.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Sorry, you have to explain what hennessy is to your
step son, Gina. And also Michael Jordan, that must be
a really tough conversation. Where do you start?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeahs like a mediator alcohol.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Do you take him out for ice cream afterwords and
so he has some time to.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know, you put him in the crying room.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Michael Jordan is also quoted as saying them kids, Yeah,
that's honest.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Show a welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's a pre Friday.
It's Thursday morning. It's October the ninth, twenty twenty five.
Today is International Beer and pete to Day. Now say
beer and cheese Day. It's also good. Today is moldy
Cheese Day. I like blue cheese, International beer and pizza today.

(09:17):
Love it National Moldy Cheese Day. Yeah, I'm not all
cheeses mold right. Yeah yeah, technically, well sometimes cheese.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I do like it. It's grown on me me too as
an adults. I like it a kid, I've done disgusting.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
As a pushing fifty year old man, I really no, no,
blue cheese. Some of the best cheese I just had recently.
If you are traveling to Maui, they have this goat farming. Yeah,
it's called the Surfing Goat Farm or something like that. Okay,
some of the best cheese I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
So used to never leave her house. Now jets, she's
one boyfriend. Now she's everywhere I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Waiting to go to.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm at the baseball game.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I can't available.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's a National Depression Screening Day.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay, get screened?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, which, by the way, those I feel like every
time I go to just like a regular physical or whatever,
they give you one of those like questionnaires to fill out,
like who answers that honestly? Like if you're like on
the on the verge of suicide, like are you going Yeah,
really I'm thinking about because you know, myself off a
bridge like that's the screening. I mean, I guess it's
the best you could do. They can't hook up like

(10:30):
they do with a car like an analytics thing, right.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I guess it's just for their own liability at this point.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I mean, I it makes sense that if if you're
having you know, thoughts, or you're in a funky space
or whatever, to you know, go get checked out. It's
Leif ericson day. I know the name. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Viking Explorer, Garrett Lee Ferrickson.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
There's a big statue to Leif Erickson in Iceland.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Like the Vikings mascot or something Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Like Norse Explorer.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
There should be at Lake Garritt statue.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I remember they did talk about that in school. I
just don't know what the details were. That's I can't remember.
We got the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming
up here in just a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Menace. What's happening in the world of entertainment? Well, guys,
if you haven't seen it, get on the Google. Have
you seen Jonah Hill? This guy's skinny as hell, crazy
like it. He's a rail thin.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, good for him.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yes he's sick.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
He was so good.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
But yeah, he's in the middle of shooting a movie
called cut Off. I don't know what it's about, but
some paparazzi caught some photos of him shooting this movie
and damn he's skinny.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
He's unrecognizable to me.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, I mean, no, you see his face, you know what,
you know it's him, But the rest of his body,
I don't even.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah, his whole look, his whole look is changed.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
If I saw him, like, that's Jonah Hill.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Really when I saw the side profile picture of this
and it was like yeah, and it's like, oh, Jonah Hill,
And I.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Was looking right at the picture and I thought, where
is he. I don't see him.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I think the movie is based in the seventies,
so that's why he has like this kind of weird
wi gone and his clothes and stuff. But yeah, to
look up Jonah Hill today, that's super super skinny. All right.
Coming up soon is the fortieth anniversary of Back to
the Future. We heard about this. They're gonna have, you know,
a bunch of screenings all over and IMAX and things
like that. But did you know that. Michael J. Fox

(12:24):
also has a new book coming out. It's called Future
Boy and it comes out October fourteenth, And in the
book he shares how he got mixed up with lines
between Back to the Future and shooting at his TV
show Family Ties. Yeah, because he would have like four
hours in between shoots barely yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
The school shots were done at night after he'd get off.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, so he uhuld get off. He would mix up
lines and situations. So he said that he was in
the middle of shooting Family Ties and there was a
table there and he started freaking out because he was
in the middle of shooting the scene and he goes,
wait a minute, where's the video camera. They's supposed to
be video camera on the table, but that was actually
for Back to the Future or not.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I'm not sure if I'm not sure if this is
true or not, but somebody had told me along the
way because back to the original Back to the Future
is my favorite movie of all time, which, by the way,
is going to be in Imax at the end of
this month for the big anniversary, right, so you'll be
able to watch Back to the Future in Imax. That
looks awesome. I'm definitely going to that. I had heard
based on that kind of thing because he was doing

(13:29):
family ties and whatever the same time. And his girlfriend
in the movie is named Jennifer, And wasn't that also
his sister Jennifer? Yeah, and so I guess. So the
whole thing is that he was he was getting them
confused and saying the wrong name when he was like
talking to her when they were filming the movie. So
they they changed her name to Jennifer. Again. I've not

(13:51):
verified that.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
I mean, who reshoot, but.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It was it was to make it easy, funny.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
That's the story I heard. Whether that's true or not,
I don't know, but I like the story. Yeah, it
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's cool. And then you know the mall that they
shot a lot at.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Twin Pines Mallya became Lone Pine Mall.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, the actual for reals mall. They're going to have
a meetup around one am on the fortieth anniversary. It's
packed every single year, but I'm sure this one's going
to be a big one. Yeah. They have.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Like the sign from whatever you know from the movie
in there.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah they do. I mean the mall.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
There's inside the mall it says, you know, here's here's
a picture from inside the mall, yea of the sign
from the movie.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I have been to this mall. It's one of those
dead malls. There's nothing in there, the.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Puente Hills mall.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, so there's only like a bowling alley and a
movie theater still left in the mall. Pretty much like
a lonely food court that has like one thing open,
but the mall. These meetups are always huge, so I'm
sure it will be fun. Now somebody else that's going
to be in a movie just while his voice. It
was announced that Robert Irwin, Steve Irwin's son who's all

(15:00):
on dancing with the Stars and keeps on taking office
shirt that people are really excited about. You know, he's
being sexualized underwear.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, we get it.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
You have a flat stomach. Nice, all right. Well, he
is also going to do a voice for the news
Zutopia Movies Zutopia too, so look out for that. That
movie is going to be coming out November twenty sixth.
I enjoyed the original one. Actually had a listener screening
for that. Oh yeah, a lot of listeners enjoyed that movie.
So hopefully Zutopia two will be just as good. It

(15:33):
was cute, Yeah, it was nice, all right. We talked
about this a few months ago, and I would like
to get feedback again on it now. Lauren Sanchez she
is married to Jeff Bezos and another woman. Her name
is Georgia Rodriguez. She is married to Cristiano Rialdo Ronaldo

(15:53):
sorry Ronaldo. Each lady both have wedding rings that are
worth six million dollar. Oh right, they're gigantic. And these
two ladies were sitting next to each other during Paris
Fashion Week, so they were They had photos of them
sitting there with their gigantic rings on. And I remember
when I brought up these gigantic rings in this room,

(16:14):
the lady said, I wouldn't want to wear that. Do
you still feel that way? Like, oh, where are they
gonna wear that? And they're gonna wear a events like this?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Well, that's the thing. I if that was your daily ring,
I mean I'd lose it and I'd ruin it and
I'd break it. And it's not for me. Yeah, if
I'm trying to go to Paris Fashion Week and show
up some broad that's made to Bezos, why not?

Speaker 9 (16:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
We live very different lives and the life I live.
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
If I was a woman, I would find it too
comically big. I know that sounds stupid. That's like saying, oh,
I have too much money, but it's too big, iteoks
too big.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
It looks clowny, it looks like costume jewel like huge
costume jewelry, and no one would believe it was real
if it was on my finger.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
So you know, you know what's dumb. And they they
have sold way more than I would have ever expected.
I thought they would sell zeros and zeros. You know,
those big giant baseball hats.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, hilious.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
They look so dum stupid, and I'm convincing that people
they're not even wearing them. Ironically, I think people like, yeah,
like remember like when people were wearing those big dumb
rubber red boots. Yeah, like cartoon cartoon boots, same thing.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
But the people that did those big hats like they
were on Shark Tank. They pitched on Shark Tank and
nobody took them up on it. And then dude, it's crazy, Dude,
I've seen so many of those things that would be
like around for a month. And I love hats, as
you know, and there's still some people around there wearing them.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Insane.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, it's so stupid. All right, well, thank you very much, menace.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
No problem.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
It is time. Forty birthdays, Corn.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
We're gonna sit thea shiverday and you know you don't do.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Happy birthday to John O'Hurley. Jay Peterman On Seinfeld. He's
seventy one years old today. He got Sharon Osborne, who
is seventy three. Writer director Giamero del Toro is sixty one.
Jacob badalon Val. I think I'm saying his name right,
Peter Parker's best friend Ned in the Spider Man movies.

(18:26):
I don't know even I know who that is. H Yeah,
he's twenty nine. Nick Swartson is forty nine. Tyler James
Williams from Abbe Elementary and Everybody Hates Chris is thirty three.
Bella Hadid is twenty nine. Steve Burns, the original host
of Blues Clues, who's doing the whole podcasting now. He's
fifty two. Zachary Tye Bryan, the oldest son brad On

(18:48):
Holman Prouven, He's forty four. Tony Shaloub, Monk Marvelus Missus
maisel Ah he's seventy two, and Scott Bakula and want
Tom Leap in Star Trek Enterprise. He was in that
show of a certain age that you that's right. He
was like the Womanizer dude. Yeah he's cool.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Scott Vacula is seventy one. Your porn of Birthday today
is Nicole Aria and today's birthday girl. She's been splattered
with more juices than a jama juice employee. Oh Dale
two hundred and ninety six fine films, including Porny Slut.
Nicole Aria plays with her butt plug. She was in
a Lesbian Ghost Stories Volume seven. She was looking for

(19:25):
something for the month of October. Yeah, that's perfect. She
was in Can't Help Being a Hope. Also Stick It
in Her Guts Volume one. Oh all right. She was
in Big Boob Babysitters too. Also Choke Me Daddy Volume one,
Sweet and uh, who can forget her unfreetable roll Ogregan
Her rumpus is Scrumptious Volume two. That's a Nicole Aria

(19:47):
who's twenty nine years old today. And that your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning. Look
what's happening in the world? Of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show. I don't care why you listen.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
You love it listening to this is the show. We'll
welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah all right. So, uh, we were just talking about
the dream thing. Yeah, I shared that post that I
saw about Sugar Ray Robinson. Yeah, We're the Fighter, and
he backed out of a fight because he had a
dream that he killed his opponent, the guy he was
supposed to fight. And then you had like these priests

(20:27):
and all these other people who talked him back into it, saying,
don't you're you're reading too much into this. It's just
a it's just a dream or whatever. And so then
he took the fight and ended up killing the guys. Yeah,
and we started talking about dreams and then the people
in the comments like, no, no, dreams are God's way
of speaking to you. Dreams are something that you need

(20:48):
to listen to. And uh. And so we were we
were talking about that, you know, but this thing, this
thing got sent to us and it says, sometimes we
go out or we do something, uh, and in the
middle of what we're doing, your instincts will tell you
to stop and leave what you're doing. Oh yeah, your
cut and so it's like a people were asked kind

(21:09):
of things. So people were asked this question, when did
your instinct scream leave now? And what you did later?
You know, you found out that you would, you know, whatever,
the right thing? Yeah, and what you and what did
you later find out that you avoid it? Because they
say your gut is kind of like a sixth sense.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Right, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a lot of gut.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
You know, you see the future like crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I don't have a gut feeling, but like when I
travel like a week later, something crazy will happen at
a place that was just.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh yeah, like here's here's one that this person left
on the on the tie end. So the topic is
what is something that your instincts were screaming leave now?
And then what did you later find out that you avoided.
When I was in high school, I'd planned to take
the train to go drop some stuff off at my
school and then go hang out with my friends. The

(22:00):
morning of I didn't want to go, and so I
just stayed in bed a little longer. An hour later,
my phone was blowing up and one of my friends
showed up at my door. The train that I was
supposed to be on had derailed and several people had died,
and my friends thought that I was one of them
because that's the train I guess he would normally be on.
Oh god, scary. Yeah. Me and my friends went out

(22:23):
one night and decided to go to a club. As
we got closer, my gut started telling me not to go.
I was able to convince everybody not to go, and
we went and hung out of a friend's house instead.
Later that night, we saw a news report that somebody
had shot up that same club.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yeah, I mean, you hear a story. I forget who
who was it that was supposed to Oh, I know
what it was. It was family guy Sunth McFarlane was
supposed to be on one of the planes on nine
to eleven and he overslept right.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, not instinct, but know yeah, mine's kind of similar
to that. I was supposed to take a job at
the gym next to the World Trade Center when I
just moved to New York and I was like, ah,
this is pretty far from where I'm living in Queens
and I didn't take it, and thank god I didn't.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, my sister I was I was at Route
ninety one didn't go on Sunday for work and stuff.
But my sister was still in Vegas, still had her
ticket to the show, her best friends were still going,
and she just didn't want to go.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
So she just wasn't there on Sunday.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Oh good, Yeah when the shooter scary, Yeah, at the festival.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
On nothing with life or death, but like something telling you,
like you know what I'd like just trust your gut. Yeah.
I was up for this job. I interviewed this guy.
Just got a really weird vibe on this dude and
on this company that owned this radio station, and so
you know, and I asked a thousand questions, like you know,
how committed are you guys this format? And like you know, so,

(23:47):
how's everything going here? How do you like being here?
How long have you been here? What do you plan
to do? Like what's the plans going forward to make
picture for the radio station? The whole thing, And they
gave you the whole Oh no, we're absolutely committed, right,
So I passed. I passed on the and within two
weeks there was an announcement that they had sold all
their stations. The station ended up getting flipped to I
forget what a sport no smooth jazz, flipped the smooth jazz,

(24:11):
and it was all so I would have packed up
and in the process of moving there would have been
out of a job. And I was already in a job,
and they were they were trying to convince me to
leave the job I was in. It wasn't even like
I was unemployed. They were trying to convince me to
leave this job to go to this other and so,
I mean, it was something was there was something about
these guys. What would you by the way, I mean,

(24:32):
maybe the program director didn't know, but the company did.
The company knew that he was interviewing people. They flew
me out so they couldn't tell it, so that they
paid to fly me out, and they put me up
at this hotel and the whole thing they knew. Somebody knew,
somebody that process off. Yeah. I was drunk at a party.
A guy pushed me up against the wall. He swore
that it was a joke, but I said no, And

(24:53):
after I left, and after getting bad vibes from him,
the guy was arrested for rape a week later.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's just a joke when you get pushed up against
a wall, right, ladies, Oh yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
People were asked, when did your instinct scream leave now
and what did you later find out that you had avoided.
My parents were going on a date night and we
were they were gonna have a stay at my grandma's place.
At the last second, my mom had a gut feeling
to cancel the date night, and my grandma's house burnt
down that night. Rah, maybe Grandma is just pissed because

(25:25):
she was looking forward to spending time.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
In the show you keep my grandkids from me?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, damn, that's crazy. I went to the beach and
while I was in the water, I heard a loud
buzzing something told me to get up and get out
of that water really slowly. It turns out I was
being circled by sharks. I mean, I'm sure I've had
that thought, you know, because when I'm on vacation and
I'm at a beach somewhere, I'm in the water a lot.

(25:50):
I wonder, what's the closest that I have ever been
to a shark without even knowing you? Yeah, think about
that too. Yeah. Like they looked and they went, hmmm,
looks like a big, fatty seal. Yeah, it looks like
a whale. Yeah, I bet you that's really fatty and delicious,
well marbled. It's like a human RIBI right, I had
whale for lunch. I just wonder, like, how I know

(26:12):
or did you ever stop to think? I mean, Greg,
you think about death all the time. Yes, did you
ever stop to think how many times you've cheated death
and had no idea? Oh? Totally by every day? Right?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Greg?

Speaker 8 (26:21):
I know?

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well, and when you're driving, you know, somebody cuts you
off and I think they almost hit me within an inch.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
You know that's the stuff you're aware of. I'm talking about.
You don't even know. You don't even know.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Like if you maybe got a red light that you
if it had been green, you would have killed a
block away.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
My mom says that all the time. If on the
off chance I'm sad that plans are canceled, which never happens,
but she's like, maybe you were being protected from something.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Like maybe or just setting you up for something else. Yeah, right, Like,
but if I had been at that party, yeah, if
I had gone through those plans and I wouldn't have
been here, I wouldn't have been dead.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Right.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Remember, back in nineteen eighty nine, there was that huge
earthquake in the San Francisco Bay area in.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
The World Series. Yes, the World Series earthquake, right, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
And my mom was inside of a store at the
time when the earthquake happened, and she felt the need
to like run outdoors, because that's what you probably should do,
but she's something told her to stay inside, and she
was inside in the entire front of the store, which
was made of brick collapse.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
So luckily, Yeah, if you got something for it, you
can hit us up on the text over to two
to two ninety seven or give us called eight seven
seven forty four. What Yeah, your instincts were screaming leave now,
and you followed through on that instinct. But what did
you later find out that you avoided eight seven seven
forty four? What hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven. We got more Woody

(27:40):
show for you next, hang on, So what do you
go rica after I was working in the radio in the.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Street, working in the radio in the past thirty years.
This is our every day people industry.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Are getting cut left and right, left and left and
left and right. They've never got you know what we
should really add position I wonder if today's the last act.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
It's another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct
World's a pre Friday. She's awesome. It's Thursday morning. It's
October the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name is what you?
That is Greg Gory. We got Menace?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Jina grad is here?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
See basked morning to you.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
We got Sammy Morgan is here. Good morning, Morgan. We
let the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
All right, So will Menace and Woody know it?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
On this subject, the topic the theme books, I have
said a number of times I love and I do
have like a kind of like a romantic outlook on
the idea I'm sitting down like that whole It sounds
so nice, like like when someone says curl up and

(29:04):
read a book, like getting getting getting comfortable, like on
a couch or like a nice chair. And yeah, like
I'll see people in places sitting on the beach just
kind of reading the book and they're so into it.
My wife will do that.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
It's fun and and she loves it.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
And I go man. I wish I had the attention span.
I wish I had the focus to be able to
sit and do it, because there's so many books that
I hear about that I go, wow, that sounds really interesting.
I'll go as far as to buy them, and then
I don't read them, Yeah, and and they'll sit there.
I wonder if you just haven't found the right author yet.
Could be because like again I'm interested in the subject,

(29:43):
or it's it's not even like I don't I don't
want to like fiction.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah I can. I can't. Like I've read, you know,
some Stephen King books back in the day, you.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Know, things like that. But I also do like my
I would say, primarily it would be more nonfiction that
I'd be interested in.

Speaker 11 (30:00):
School books wise, obviously you're a bad school skull are
but now you've been having to learn for this flight
lesson stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
I don't like anything where you have to do it,
you know what I mean, Like where where it's like, no,
you're going to read and learn about this that that
doesn't like I want to go, oh, that sounds interesting
and then pick it up and read about you personality disorder.
It sounds like it. Yeah, it's just it's just less interesting.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Well, but maybe it's the space. Like we have this
little bonus room and we put books in it and
a nice chair and a glow so fine.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I've had never had that interest. Now you're talking about oh,
like you know, walking by on a beach and seeing
somebody read, like there's the water right there, get in
see it.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, if you were going off when you saw somebody
reading on a podcast, so bitch.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Next to yeah, super ultra hips are young jack, probably
in our early twenties.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
And mining your business reading a book.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Reading a book, but you know, yeah, you know she
was wearing the hips or uniform just the show. Look,
I'm better than everybody on this plane that is listening
to something or watching something. I'm reading my book.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
That's probably what she was, what most people did. So
I'm I'm curious as to what about her bothers you
so much compared to because for everything else, you go,
oh whatever, let people enjoy stuff like that's that's that's
typically your vibe on things.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, okay, what is it about this thing you because
she just had the hips, her uniform clothing, which is
clo It's very hard to describe, but I would just
say like, like somebody, that's what was she wearing?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Uh? Did she like the wolf haircut?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, she had a very hips her head nercut. But
the easiest way to describe before the audience would be
somebody that would be shopping at urban outfitters.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
They like to wear ironic T shirts with like long skirts.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, and it's yeah basically, so it's yeah. So she
was just wearing like normal clothes and she was reading
a book. It would not stick out to me at all,
but I knew she was going out of her way
to be like, look at me, I'm reading my Yah,
I'm better than you.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Is this how I sound when I was making the
chopsticks argument years ago about like.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
But because people don't wear a special outfit to use
their chopsticks.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
But you know that that last part of your of
your statement saying like because she wanted other people to
recognize Yeah, so my thing. I don't see how chopsticks
are like an efficient way to eat. Really yeah, I
think if you grew up with them and you use them,
it makes more sense, like, hey, these really two thin sticks,

(32:53):
and I'm going to like you know.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah, but your argument was never about efficiency. It was
that the person using them wants to look.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Because of the lack of efficiency.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
So I go, all right, what purpose could somebody choose
to use Chop six at a Panda Express for it?
And why wouldn't you use them at all places? If
they were so efficient with like, why would use right? Yeah,
you would use them all places.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Because I like them. But I'm not wearing like again
a special outfit.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I'm not trying to go back and and rehash the
Chops conversation.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
But it blows down it's intentional to not.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Be I think, like, I want a snowshovel, yeah sized spoon.
I don't want the little spin on with the bigger spirits, right,
I want it piled right into my mouth.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Also, maybe I actually hated this chick because she waited
till everybody got their drinks and everybody there you poured
them out and then had their trade tables down, and
then she was like by the window, and then she
asked everybody, Oh, I need to.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Go to the bathroom. Everyone different, everyone your book?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, a woman to the as yeah, five minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, So everyone has to get up and grab their
drinks and stand in the aisle.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Long way to go to say I hate books. Yeah,
I like the book.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I love I love audio books. Audio books are cool.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You're still getting the story.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, And I do like it better not when
they have a completely third party per like. I like
it when the author reads the book, because then you
know you really, I think you get more out of
it than even if I just read it myself, because they.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Are telling their story. Yeah, I like that too.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Like on a work night, have you ever found yourself
watching a show and you're like, Okay, one more episode,
I have to go to bed. Yes, you stay up
way too late. And imagine how people are with books.
I used to be that way with books only with
two authors. So maybe you haven't found which ones Dean
Coon's and John Grisham and.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Wrote?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Who wrote the Pelican Breeth? That would be John?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I read. I read that book. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Now Here's where I read that. I read that when
I was stuck at boarding school and we couldn't watch
TV because we couldn't taken away.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
That's that's when I read that stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But I.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I've heard the name of that. Is it about Pelicans?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Pelican?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, they made a movie out of it.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
It was a serious movie. So mans wouldn't watch that.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, comedies?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Is he? Which one is the airport author? Is it
James Patterson?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
James is good to? Is it also John? He was?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Greg?

Speaker 11 (35:23):
I know, you gotta get crap because those are not
considered very serious.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
They're very pulpy.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Sure, so they're entertaining for right, still fun.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
But their page turners. And the thing about John Grisham,
he makes his chapters like about three pages, and so
you think, oh, one more chapter, forty one more?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
No more?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Do you read books? I do?

Speaker 12 (35:41):
Sometimes I haven't had time and since I've been on
this job.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Actually, yeah, like what kind of books? If you're going
to read a book? What kind of book are you reading?

Speaker 9 (35:48):
I hate to call them self help books, but that's
what they would be called.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
They're like help books.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, they're called Robbins Meil Robbins, right, No, I like.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
Her, but I've never read her book. Does she have books?

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I thought, what's the self help book that you've read
that you got the most out of? What would you recommend?
How can we be helped?

Speaker 9 (36:07):
Like Mike Dooley as an artist and at heart totally
New Earth is probably my favorite.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Wow, that sounds so hipster right there, right.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
I don't like to talk about totally.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I love Heart totally in his book New Earth Possibilities
and what was that about?

Speaker 9 (36:27):
Just I mean, it's like self help. It's about being
inspired and you know, being a good person and getting
what you want on a life.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, now, yeah, that's a big one.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I'm not I'm not making fun of you. I'm just
making for that.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
The name sounds very like, yeah, like that's a name
like if you read a book by that guy, you
would throw it around because it makes you sound I
think I have that, really I don't in my family
as we speak.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, it's very Can I shout out a book one
of our listeners put out and see baskets years it's
called Disney Adult. It's exploring and hold on, it's called
Disney Adults Exploring and falling in love with a magical subculture.
To one of our listeners put that out, so it's available.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Now, possible trademark violation.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
You can write.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
You can write books about Disney all day long. There's
a ton of them out there about how to you know,
tackle the parks? If you have X number of days
and you have this is the best way to do it, but.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
They usually call it like magical, and Disney shouts them
out all the time because they have a popular Instagram
page called Disney Food Blog.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that, all right, So
we'll take the break and then we'll come back with
this game. Will Menace and what he know it. The
topic is books, and so you have just a basic description.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I have a basic description of the plot. This is
not meant to trick you. This is meant to just
these These are very well known stories.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Okay, now, Will Medice and I know it, and I
think what we're gonna do is we're going to try
to take a guest first, and if neither one of
us can can get it, then you're gonna give us
some multiple.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Choice at that point. Okay, how about almost a lifeline.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
And then you get it.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, you definitely have to guess.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the idea. And then yeah, and
then and then afterwards then we're going, okay, well, no,
that's not it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
There, Yeah, they're there. You might stumble into a few
of these.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
No, no, here are some multiple choices. So we'll do
that next here on The Wood Show eight seven, seven
forty four Woodies.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh God.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
He's here again.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
You're so tortured, man, I am.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
The let's play this game. Well, Woody and Menace know it.
The theme books, the books, books. He didn't like the
idea of books, mess, I guess not so much. Doesn't
like the idea of book makes any Yeah trigger for Mena.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, I do like audio books though I did find
time too.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah, all right, Well, so it's Gina who was gonna
give us, like basically a plot, and then we have
to try to take a guest Menace as to what
the book is, like, what the name of the book is, right,
and then whatever? And then if we can't get that,
if neither one of us can get that, then she'll
give us a multiple choice then we can try to
figure it out from there.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Now, would somebody keep score for it?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Greg? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, I mean first first book. This book tells
the story of a middle aged professor obsessed with his
landlady's fourteen year old daughter. He marries her mother so
he can be near the girl. But when the mother
accidentally dies, he pursues a relationship with the girl.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh, I think I know this one.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
See you said, professor, and immediately I went to one
thing and then everything else you said doesn't make sense.
But now I can't think of anything that involves a
professor other than like Dead Poets Society.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Based off the guy.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
That guy wrote that book in my high school, by
the way, on his experience was teaching young youths.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Oh you gave it away young yeah? Well wait, yeah, wait,
wait to give us all the answers there.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, I'm gonna guess. The only thing I.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Can think of is Lolita Lida answer everybody, beautiful mind?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, beautiful mind?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Was that the book because I know it's the movie.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, but that's Professor. I'm like getting out some shake
up in there.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I don't know, Okay, neither one of us, right, but
I know there was like the Lolita was like the
underage thing.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Woody, I think you might be overthinking it because Menace
is one thousand percent correct?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 13 (40:40):
On?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
The Professor, I've never even seen the movie either. She's
going Bo's here too, So well, remember we've done this
before you know, about six months ago, siding go to
the next round. All right, here we go, all right,
very good minute. Next book. This book is about a
group of pre pubescent British boys randed on an island

(41:01):
and their disastrous attempts to govern themselves lead to a
descent into savagery.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
All right, this is a classic, right, yeah, I know this.
I know the movie. Really there's a movie on it. Yeah,
that's very famous. Not that famous.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
This is very slum Dog Millionaire of Menace.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's not very famous. It is yeah, super famous.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Right. Yeah, everyone just tried throwing us off. The reason
I said that is is throwing the guys gonna win
this game off. Menace is really getting down at the
bottom of this one.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Famous. He should know.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
Oh my god, God, dude, goodness great. Sorry, trying to
have fun over here. Okay, talking it through. God, I
can oh no, not even close. That movie like it
came out in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Right or sixties? No way to know what multiple choice?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, is it Atonement, Lord of the Flies or the
Ventures of Huckleberry Finn the Flies? You're both correct?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Okay, nice, yeah, heck yeah, you Huckleberry face, like you said.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Descends into yeah, ye savagery. Yeah right, all right, moving forward. Yeah,
this is an epic tale spanning forty years in the
life of an African American woman living in the South
who survives abuse and bigotry by the hands of her
father as well as the older man she is married
off to.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Help. Because you have to guess, okay one more time.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
The book follows, Oh, I'm sorry. This is an epic
tale spanning forty years in the life of an African
American woman living in the South who survives abuse and
bigotry by the hands of her father as well as
the older man she has married off to. And for
the record, Greg has gotten every single one of these rights.

Speaker 11 (42:55):
Of course he has smart and.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I got this nice.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Didn't they just remake this movie?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I think, how do you know all this stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
He slum off millionaire?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
I just watched trailers. Yeah, I think they just this
movie with the with the girl that played that played
Little Mermaid.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Come on, you can do it.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I got to go to the aerial. Yeah, I gotta go.
The of the options.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
The options is it beloved atonement or the color purple?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Okay, I was gonna one of the things that when
you when you were giving the description association, I just
said Oprah in my mind, So I'll say the color purple.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna say the color purple because that's the
only one that I know out of those three.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
You two are both geniuses. You were dancing around. Oprah
was one of the original producers and in it yep
of the movie, the original movie.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
That's why when you said the color purple, Well, they're
that's a that's the Oprah part that popped in my brain.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I mean, just you know version Menace.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, and a musical.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
A musical.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, it's Tony Orben.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
You've heard of it. Everyone want all right?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
So will everyone Woody and Menace know it? The topic
books next one, next plot.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
This book follows a sixteen year old boy who's fed
up with the phony adult world and gets expelled from
his boarding school. The story then follows his experience over
a few days in New York City before Christmas.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh yeah, this is teenage Woody.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah seriously, wow, not home alone, and it features a
guy with a defiant personality disorder Gregg again killing its
writing them down.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
It is.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
It's a great and I recently just got it again
to reread.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Do they make it into a movie?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Can I watch it?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
No more questions. It's not Bob Dylan, Greg's no phony.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
This one. I have no clue on.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I like the Home Alone guess that's good, but I'll
be more specific Home Alone Lost in New York.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Answer.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
My guess would be that what he probably went through
life without reading it. But I bet you did.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Men really read no books.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Because we went kind of the same area of schools
and I think they all had the exact same reading.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
That doesn't mean he read it.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
But the only book I remember ever is Flowers for alger.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
We did have to read.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I remember Tuck Everlasting in like Beverly Cleary and Judy
Bloom you stop.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Reading in like fourth grade.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
And Tales of fourth Grade en super Yeah, the Mountain,
the motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Or the y I'm going to give you three choices, Okay,
is it one hundred Years of Solitude, the Catcher in
the Rye or never let me go.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I mean, I remember what Catcher on the Right I've
heard of that. I know Catcher in the Right is
super famous. Yea, but I couldn'tell you what it's about
me neither, so Catcher in the Right. So it was
the first one.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
One hundred years of Solitude, and the third one, Never
Let Me Go. Yeah, I don't know those.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I mean, I've heard of one hundred years of Solitude,
but I haven't heard that. So catching the Rise.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I have to agree with Menace, but all for the
sake of the game, I'll say whatever. That third one
was never let me Go, Never let me Go.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Menace keeps backing into the right answers the Catcher in
the Right.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Of all three titles, that's the most that's the most classic. Yeah,
I just read one hundred years of Solitude. Manages that suck.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Caturing the Rye, I think that's.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
About It's a metaphor.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It is a baseball gets a hooker.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Like rebellion to be the catcher in the rye, the
catching the kids before they grow up and become phonies.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Should read that one day. It's good.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, you fast forward to the Hooker read all right,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
This is a dystopian future novel set in New England
and deals with the oppressive patriarchal government that overthrows the
United States.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Overthrows the United States, Do you greag get it right again?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I get two of them, very confused.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
But no, okay, so you know it.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I wish say anyway? Right, he goes, oh wait, it
must be this.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Other one that I.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I could give another. I could give another, but I
don't think it's going to help either of you.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Did he write did he write down the Boston tea party?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
That was my second guest?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Okay, you want me to read it again? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
This is a futuristic dystopian novel set in New England
and deals with the oppressive patriarchal government that overthrows the
United States.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
M does have to do with aliens? What's the one
with hal Menace?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I could give a little hint, but I don't know
if it'll help.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Now, Well, you're gonna have multiple choice, right yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Uh yeah, you best to get me, you know school.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, I don't know, dude, just make up something.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
People wonder why I hate myself so much?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
They do. They go like, I don't get it, man,
like you have so much to be I'm like, yeah,
I know, but.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Like Boston versus Aliens?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, Boston aliens?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
What's your Boston versus Aliens? What's your what's it?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
What's was it?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
How?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
What was how?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
How was space space House? Yeah two, that's one space office.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
We're gonna go to multiple choice. All right, okay, is
it Brave New World The Handmaid's Tail Fahrenheit four fifty one.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Fahrenheit four fifty one sounds like ominous, Yeah, like ominous,
like a specific What was the first one I gave?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Brave New World?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Brave New World.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
That's sounds like the plot sounds like a good title
for whatever you just described.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Uh yeah, yeah, put me down for that one world
and Menace. I'll do this Brave New World.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
The answer is if you guys like TV so much,
is a huge series. The Handmaid's Taddam, It's really a
huge series. They would never watch, Like, this isn't going
to help them out. You know what I was going
to say, Sea Beasts. I was like, it's not going
to help them. The new government of Gilead that was
that was going to be a that's the new name
of the United States.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
The key word is patriarchy. Yeah, exactly, about controlling pregnancies
and the Handmaid If that was semi in the description
of the plot, I would have got it because I
did watch some of The Handsmaid's Tale.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
There you go, all right, you want one more?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Give me one more?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
This is will for by the way, and what do
you have to okay? Real menace and what you know
it books?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
This is the toughest one in my opinion. I will
be curious of Greg and Sybasket this. This book follows
a soldier who becomes unstuck in time and experiences moments
from his life, including his capture during World War Two
and the bombing of Dresden in a jumbled nonlinear Way's
your clue, by the way, so you definitely had to

(50:18):
read in high school.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I actually read it six years ago.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
This book follows a soldier who becomes quote unstuck in
time and experiences moments from his life, including his capture
during World War Two and the bombing of Dresden in
a jumbled nonlinear way.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
This is probably the most worshiped book on that list.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Quantum Leap.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Boston versus Aliens and at the end he always wants
his last leap to be the leap home.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
You're right, not saving Private Ryan.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
My dog was gonna be my guest the book. Yeah,
I'm saving Private.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Ryan, saving private rhyme and quantumly Yeah, okay, we're going
to go.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
To multiple choice.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Is it the Alchemist, the Sound and the Fury, Slaughterhouse five.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
I've heard of none of those.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I meantist some of the Fury Alchemist sounds familiar, Yeah, Alchemist.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Okay, and minutes number three I don't know. Slaughterhouse five.
Oh no, that sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
The Sound and the Fury. Man, if you should have
gone with your gut, the answer is Slaughterhouse five. Greg's
going to total up the well.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Thank you, thanks, crushing it, crush it everything. Yeah, you know,
well we got four and two. Well done everybody.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Man, you have a great reading list.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah. The show book Club.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Yeah, I can't imagine.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
All right, eight seven seven forty four. Thank you, Gina,
thank you. That was depressing. Yeah, I mean, I obviously
don't care about other people when it comes to oh
what you're dumb or whatever, But it's self inflicted. It's

(52:40):
self inflicted, like doing that, doing that books thing just
a reminder of just how I mean, how truly stupid
I am.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You're dumb means you're well read.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I'm not well read.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
It's it's like when it comes to life stuff, I
think I'm I think I'm probably a little above average
in a lot of ways, but certainly on that kind
of like criminally stupid.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Why you're into what you're into?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
No, No, I know, and I've somehow managed to make
my way through that. I guess it's you know what,
It's a story of hope for a lot of people
out I think you could take some comfort. You can
take some comfort in that.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
A lot of those titles, though, are cultural touchstones. So
like I've never seen or read Lolita, but I knew
what the answer was based on the clues.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yeah, and Lord of the Flies, like I knew the
plot of it, but I've seen the movie the.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Book trying to screen up.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
But I mean, what is that going to help me in?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I did hear a radio advertisement speaking of like movies
and things like that. I heard a radio advertised by
just telling everybody right before we came back from the break,
there's there's something that one of the local audio video
places is soell it's it'll stream first round, like movies
that are still in theaters right to your house. Oh damn,
Now that's the way to do it. Great. I really
love that.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Because I know they sell those type of boxes at
like the Swap Meet, but that almost just a few
years ago.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
And I remember like those stories about hey, they're gonna
be coming out with this thing. I'm sure it's a
big jillion dollars.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Fifty somewhere, is it?

Speaker 6 (54:08):
But like they tried that thing with what was it
called movie pass where it was like unlimited movie if
you go exactly, but then.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
It's the going part that Greg doesn't want to do.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
Well, I don't want to go number one, but number two.
They also have to complicate everything. It sounded too good
to be true, and sure enough it was because then
they said, oh, you can only do x amount per.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Well, because that's when they start getting money.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Yeah, but then don't come up with that idea. You
don't have a pass that lets you go anytime the end,
and then they put all these caveats on it, and
then they changed it and this like just make it normal.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
So I think the thing that you're talking about, though,
what he is called the stratio E movie.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Player okay, and what does that cost? Does have a
price on.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
There, says click the by online okay, available to order
grant for the box three.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Grand for the box, and I'm sure there's obviously there's
a service fee per, right.

Speaker 11 (55:03):
Because I'm seeing something else called red Carpet Home Cinema,
which was saying one thousand to three thousand of pop.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Wait wait, wait for the actual box itself or the.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Per movie that I can't be right cheaper version.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Yeah, again it's called the Yeah, even I would leave
the house for that price.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, right, Light Escape maybe.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, it looks like it's about three grand for the box.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
The box, and then what's the service, Like how much
does that cost? Because i mean, if you total it
all up, like I'm saying, for a married, married couple,
but that's a lot of movies just to break even
married couple with kids. So I'm doing the I'm doing
the math for all you non breeders out there. Again,
for my wife and I, not now kids are older,
but you know, for my wife and I when the
kids were little, we wanted to go to a movie.

(55:48):
First of all, you have to find a movie that
you want to see together, right, and sometimes it's just
getting out of the house. It doesn't matter. So forget
that you want to go to a movie. Now it's like, okay,
you got to find the day of the time. Okay, cool,
Now you got to get the babysitter. So the baby's
on average is between fifteen and twenty dollars an hour,
okay these days. Okay, So you have that, then you
go and what a movie to I've been to the

(56:09):
movies in a while, but.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Not the mat name. I'm talking like you're going, like
at a date night, around twenty bucks for her ticket.
It was like twenty five.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Okay, yeah, so say twenty at least.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
There's another fifty bucks all right, on top of the
babysitter money. And of course, now that you're out, you're
gonna make it an evening of it.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yes, you're you're gonna do dinner.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
God knows what that but let's assume we're gonna go
something like nice and casual and cheap, all right, So
you add that in there, and then you get to
the movie, and you can't be in the movie without
getting at least one small soda for forty dollars, because
that's why they make all their money. Right, So good news, Woddy.

Speaker 11 (56:39):
If you have one of these boxes, the movies themselves
are affordable. You can rent them for thirty dollars. Here's
conjuring the last rites thirty dollars. But again, it is
that three thousand to plus upfront box cost that's going
to eat you.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Okay, so the box you spend three thousand bucks on
and then you pay per movie per movie, you're doing
a decent deal. Actually, Yeah, by today's stands.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I mean that's because that's basically like on Apple, that's
how much it costs for like a new movie song.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
You have to rebuy the box every year, right.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
No, and wright all the math you just did that
can add up to with a babysitter and stuff. Let's
say that's two hundred bucks, So that's fifteen movies.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Yeah, over the course of you know whatever, Let's say
two years. How many movies you're gonna watch in two years?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, Because I would.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Imagine that the box and technology might change a little bit.
You might have to, you know, watch movies at home
box version two point zh that you have to or
want to does something better greater?

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Yeah, serge rental where you get it for forty eight
hours or something you can buy or rent, but of
course that's digital buy of course. Yeah, it appears on
Zone right, cool concept. Yeah, I like that idea, you.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
Know, a lot of money, and they have a big
backlog too of oldham stuff like there's have you seen
black Light from Ligam Neeson Creig.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I like dollars, right, you do like that?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, I'm not going to get it, but it's sound
no now because I think about it. I wanted to
see Oppenheimer so bad. I know, I know, forget how
bad it is. But when we first saw the trailers
and stuff like, oh dude, I'm definitely go see that.
Never make it to the theater. Then they re released

(58:19):
in the theaters. Never made it to that. Then they
really re released it again for a third time after
it won some awards. Still didn't see it there.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Now it's been on.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
You know, Apple TV or whatever everywhere for however long
still to this day have not seen it.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Now.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Part of that is because everybody's crapped on it so hard,
saying how just mega boring it was. It's criminally you
would stay boring. Yeah, I told you. The next time
going to theater is for the re release of Back
to the Future at the end of this month. They're
they're doing like a big anniversary edition of it in
Imax for the be able to watch the og Back

(58:58):
to the Future and you like that, Greg, right, I
guess so you didn't like the original, you know, like
Back to the Future.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
You know who ruined it for me was John Mulaney
with his bit on how out the plot is.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
It's a sci fi movie. I get it.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
It's teenager but friends a disgraced physicists. I know, it's
so good.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
I do find it odd that that's your all time
favorite movie. Really yeah, why what's odd about it?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Though?

Speaker 6 (59:23):
Because it's, to use genus favorite word, it's too whimsical.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
It does have whimsy.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's a little oh and it's a little
whimsy and it's it's amazing fantasy and it's amazing. I
don't know, it just doesn't seem like it seems like
you would like something more violent.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
I went to your favorite, I do. Look, I love
a lot of violence, like or something. I went to
the pharmacy to go to pick up a prescription the
other day, and you know, they always have that random
crap by the you know, check out and whatever. Yeah,
they had you know, sometimes like for whatever reason, like
who is sitting here buying basically matchbox versions of school
buses and random cars and you know, fire trucks, and

(01:00:02):
I guess you know, they they had a DeLorean there
like a back to the future and I almost bought it. Yeah,
and then and then uh yeah, and then I got
outside and I was like, you know what next time?
So the next time I went in there, like you know,
I think I'm gonna buy that DeLorean, it was gone.
Somebody bought it. Damn all right eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

(01:00:24):
you can send us a text, hit us up, check
in over to two nine eighty seven. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
How dumb are you on the Woodie Show.

Speaker 14 (01:00:33):
I'll be right back now, back to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
We got the news headlines killing up some of the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Juni grad is gonna have that for us?

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Yep, he's looking over MENACE's birthday month wishless.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Oh yes, that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
He's good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
We got to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Cross off visit Jay Leno's garage.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Still on a high from that, I was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
I stop thinking about it now. Let me can I
ask a question because I didn't go it's supposed to go, Yeah,
like do we we have like a connection over there,
like if like maybe like down down the road, so
to speak. Yeah, eis a am I just s O L.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Yeah, but I would like I would like to see.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
You love it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I think you would really like. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Yeah, it's just been It's you know, I tell you
it's been a it's been a week. I know people
say that in so many show It's like, I don't know,
it's three weeks been stuffed into one week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
I just can't catch up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah, it does feel that way. But let's get an
update on the MENACE's birthday.

Speaker 14 (01:01:33):
Mon It's October and you know what that means.

Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
The counter is, well, he had on there and visit
Jay Little his garage check done.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Is it weird that I almost got emotional about that afterwards? No,
I say this with all sincerity. This is a private collection.
He owns these cars. He doesn't have to share it
with anybody, and yeah, he lets people see it. It's
so nice. I was like really moved.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
By and he was really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Yeah, anybody do whatever the hell he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So cool. Yeah, and you know, super nice, super cool
just for a very you know, chill all right, it's
a medicine birthday month. Yes, the paddock access. I have
a checked I have it checked up. As for Austin, No,
I will be at the Austin race. Yeah, so paddock
access during F one in Austin. That's that's what he's

(01:02:39):
really looking for. But you know, somebody reached out because
they work on I guess one of the teams or something.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Because a race in Vegas, and Vegas is said, yeah,
I should have asked us on day one?

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Is the paddock like down in the middle, Yeah, like
all the garages and we are going to be doing
a listener party in the TCL suite at SOFI Stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Hell, yeah, happening.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
So can I check that off?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
That is okay because that stop that's official. Yeah, okay.
Nothing on the Jack in the Box test kitchen visit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
No, we got hit up a lot, like oh I
have family members that worked there and all this kind
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
And then nothing about dude perfect headquarters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Nothing. But but we have a former coworker Eric used
to work on the show, says that he knows somebody
that works there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Okay, he's going to reach out to him. All right,
I'm gonna check off on air giveaway first class flight
to Dubai because that is officially happening.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Ye. Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Yeah, And as far as everybody's hitting us up, we
get a lot of text messages like dude, I'm willing
to go. I'm willing to win. I know we have
a lot of people who are interested. You're not missing out.
We will make sure that everybody knows how to enter
to win that contest. Okay, right, got that nothing for
stand on top of wind turbine that No, we did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
We did get hit up by somebody who said they
can make make it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
We did.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, but I put that on there way before I
knew the last hug thing that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Yeah, that with the fire.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, and everyone's hitting me about that. Yeah, but you
know what, I ain't.

Speaker 9 (01:04:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Plus, I'm down, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Okay, your last talk could.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Be great, damn it. I'm telling you. I'm still still
trying to get ahold of bird. Oh no, all right, Well,
because he wants to go to a taping men as
wants to go tapping off something's burning.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
With bird chrysher. Yeah, I would love to taste some
of the food that he makes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
It looks good the food, or I thought you were
more inted like kind of the production of everything. Yeah,
all right, Oh what's the other Uh, let's see be
an extra on the Apple TV show The Studio. I'm
not sure about that, shoot hoops inside the Hardwood suite
at the Palms.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
So I just got a message last night and they said,
don't worry, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Oh really, So I have no more details. But that's
all I got. Funny you said, because I do have details?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Oh you do?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yes, that is right, ladies and gentlemen. Menace is verified,
really confirmed. Menace will get to shoot hoops inside the
hardwood suite they're at the Pomps.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
It's something that he has had on his uh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Bucket lists for years and it's happening. No way, it's
happenings Staying the night confirmed, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
He's just shoot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Hoops inside the hardwood suite at the Pomps.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Oh wait, what huh?

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
They are giving you a night in the suite. It's
it's for you, it's for you and your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It's for you and the wife.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
That is awesome, your wife.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
So not only can you go there and shoot hoops
inside the martin Wood suite at the Palms in Vegas,
you get to spend the night in the suite.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Oh oh wait, huh oh wait, they're giving you two nights, yes,
two nights weekend New York's Eve nights.

Speaker 15 (01:06:25):
Yeah, that's nuts, so you get to I found out
I gotta I gotta call late yesterday and they don't
tell Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Yeah, okay. It was the only reason I got that
email last night is because I was bugging them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Yeah, and there was. There were a bunch of emails. Again,
make sure nobody tells Menace, because what is going to
tell him on the show?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Oh yeah, weekend or two two nights?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Damn, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Maybe a Tuesday and a Wednesday. We'll say, oh, why
did they give that up on a weekend? And it's free,
like they're they're letting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Me say there. That's incredible Menace years.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
There are two things on this list that he has
had on there for years, and one of which is
the first class flight on Emirates to Dubai happening, Yeah, happening.
This seems to be the most successful both man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
And then the other one is the Hardwood Sweet and again,
his his ask was small.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
It was just to see it and shoot hoops for
a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Of minutes and then I mean, not that he's a
big basketball player, but you know, it's it's the idea
of how close. So I'm checking that off.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Wow, Now the one on here, I don't think we're
gonna get to is get knighted in the arts.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
You never know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Monica, They got Monica. All right, let's check in with
Gina grad She's got this morning some trending news headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Well, Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase
of President Trump's ce spire deal for Gaza. Is government
will meet today and if it formally gets approved, then
the ceasefire goes into effect. The agreement would free all
the Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners. Israeli forces would withdraw
from parts of Gaza and help with the entry for

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more aid. The US says all of the remaining Israeli
hostages would be released on Monday. Now, is it possible
that this whole thing goes sideways?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Of course, dealing with a bunch of nutshots.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Oh yeah, because there's still a ton of things to
work out. But by all accounts, it's a big deal.
So fingers crossed. Well, the baseball postseason continued last night,
it was all about survival. The Phillies beat the Dodgers
thanks in part to Kyle Schwarber's two home runs, one
of which probably still up there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
That one home run was such a bomb, my god. Yeah,
you're right, probably hasn't landed yet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
The Dodgers are still up two games to one and
have another chance to send Philadelphia pack in in game
four tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Well, let's check on Tim Martinez.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
We want to find out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
He'll be in later on this morning. You know, we'll
talk to him. But yeah, well check on Tim here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Please. The Cubs also fought back and held off the
Brewers to force a game four in Detroit. The Tigers
came back from being down by three runs to win
the game nine to three. That series is now tied
at two games each, so it's a real do or
die Game five tomorrow and Seattle. And finally, congrats to
the Toronto Blue Jays. They picked off the Yankees last
night and are advancing to the American League Championship for

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the first time in nine years. Well more info is
coming out since the arrest of the guy cop says
responsible for setting the wildfire that burned down the Pacific Palisades.
According to the investigation, this twenty nine year old from
Florida set a small fire near a trail and he
stood there and he watched it burn for a bit.
Then he called nine one one and watched from a

(01:09:43):
distance as firefighters put out his fire. Well, the fire
wasn't completely out and smoldered underground for a week before
wins picked up the embers and ignited the whole thing.
This a hole denied that he was in the area
when the fire first started, but cell phone data pinned
his location at exactly where the fire began.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
So okay, I'm just thinking from an investigation standpoint, like,
how do you figure this out? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
So crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
They do all the investigation, these fire investigators, they're very
good at figuring out, Okay, well this is the spot
where it started.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Okay, even that, that's insane. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
How they can even figure that Outka's so cool. So
they get to that, and then I'm guessing it's just
they they pull all the cell phone records to see
who was pinged in that area, Yeah, to see like
what cell phones pinged right there at that time, and
then they go from there to see who that belongs
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Right between cell phones and DNA. It's like, we'll catch you,
don't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Aparently he said he tried to call nine one one,
didn't get a signal, so then he drove to get
help or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
He's a hero.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Then he saw the fire trucks and took off.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
He was like, whoops.

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
See well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Authorities also say that the guy asked chat GBT whether
or not he'd be at fault for a fire because
of a lit cigarette. In all, twelve people died, almost
seven thousand structures destroyed by the way, fifty five hundred
of those being people's homes. If convicted the mac sentence,
I saw this, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Yeah, so well it carries like a mandatory five right,
So mandatory five in federal pull your heels for five
to a maximum of twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
That's twelve people that died, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
We have an update on Dolly Parton. According to the
Queen herself, Thank god, she's doing just fine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Has been so oh my, I've been worried about Gina.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I've been distraught because I've been preparing for this
day for a long time and I'm still not prepared.
But a few days ago, Dolly's sister Frieda had gotten
on social media started asking fans for prayers for her
sister's health. Well, that caused all of us fans to
break out, thinking that Dolly was your death.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
How did you become such a big Dolly Partner?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
No, because no one in my family listens to country music.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Everybody likes Dolly Partner. Can one have you ever met
somebody who I don't like Dolly Partner? No, that's crazy
likes her, but you have like a hardcore fan.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I've loved her since high school and I don't know why,
because I don't really know anyone else who was into her.
And it was ironic.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I love her music, and I'm glad she's as popular.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
So it's the music. It wasn't her as a person's
like personality. In fact, in college, that wasn't what started it.
And then you heard the music.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I love her vibe. I love that she loses Dolly
Partner impersonator contest to drag quens.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
But the music is personally, I can tell you yeah,
I've always loved her because the way that she's conducted
herself and in business and in personal relationships. She's never
been apologetic about anything. People have always like ripped on her,
and she her responses have always been really good and
not mean. She's like, ah, if you don't like me,
you don't like any type of response. Also, in business,
she's never forgotten like who has helped her along the way.

(01:12:42):
But she got a really big break in television and
the guy from another country singer, and then that guy
was on hard times, so she went and like bought
all his old music and then just gave it back
to him for free. That's the kind of stuff that
she she does. So that's why I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Have you were when the last time you ever met
somebody I don't like Dolly Barton, You doesn't she didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
She fund the research for Maderna for uh one of
the coming back. Then she's she's amazing, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
She appreciates that Much's okay. And this is the statement
that she released.

Speaker 16 (01:13:14):
I want you to know that I'm okay. I've got
some problems. As I mentioned back when my husband Carl
was very sick, I didn't take care of myself. So
I let a lot of things go that I should
have been taken care of. Nothing major, but I did
have to cancel some things so I could be closer
to home, closer to Vanderbilt. There are just a lot

(01:13:35):
of rumors flying around, but I figured if you heard
it from me, you'd know that I was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Okay, Yeah, I will now. I saw someone said that
that it was kidney stones, which I now know are
very painful because menace you have. But I'm not. But
I'm not sure because I'm not Dolly's sister.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
And the other thing about her that rules as a celebrity.
She doesn't get political.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
She won't talk about religions. And when a million years
ago Barbara Walters was taken a job at her about
the way she dresses, She's like, look, if I'm going
to be the punchline, I'd rather be the one making
the joke. So she's just she's amazing. Well, Bill Belichick's
time at UNC has not been great, and now reports
are coming out that the two sides are working on
a potential exit strategy. So, according to a bunch of reports, yeah,

(01:14:21):
the two sides met. The two sides met this week,
and Belichick is willing to possibly trigger his million dollar
buyout if he can find another team or a job
in the media. One report also says that it's not
a lock that Belichick even makes it to the end
of the season, let alone the next few games. However,
once word started getting around, that's when Bill and unc
both put out a one sentence statement saying they're committed

(01:14:44):
to each other and that Belichick has the support of
the athletic department.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
That's usually the email that comes out right before they
make the announcement that all the other stuff was at.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Every Buddy Charlotte and the God was just talking about
that because who was the guy that was running for
New York mayor Oquoma quote, no, no, no, the other guy,
Eric Adams. Yeah, Eric Adams was on his show and
he like asked him five times, are you quitting? Are
you quitting? He's like, no, I'm committed, uncommitted. And four
days later, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
I just told you the story about when I flew
to that city to go meet with the radio station
and I asked him about how committed they because you
know you here and you know with what they gave
me an offer, And within two weeks the station was sold.
The format was flipped your life. Yeah, like, thank god
I hadn't I passed on the job. But just if
someone's saying I get it where you can't say something,

(01:15:36):
but then don't build interview in that time or don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
The higher interview.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Big update on all ten inmates who escape from a
New Orleans jail in May. They're all now back in custody.
After the last fugitive was found hiding in a basement
crawl space in Atlanta. Cop spent hours searching before a
canine unit sniffed him out. This last guy was convince
did of a double murder at a block party and
was serving a life sentence when he had nine others

(01:16:04):
escaped through a hole behind a toilet very shoshank then
scaled fences and barbed wire to their freedom. Well, most
of the escapees were caught within weeks. This last dude
managed to stay hidden for a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
That was wild.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah, Tip finally tipped off the authorities. Cops say a
bunch of people probably helped him and they could face
charges now. When this last dude was arrested, he was unarmed,
shirtless and smiling.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
He won the game. He was the last person standing right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
They found a gun and drugs in the house. He's
now being held in Atlanta and he's awaiting extradition back
to Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
I want what he did watching movies or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Oh yeah, at.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Some point, you know you're going back, right, Yeah, like,
at some point you'll get caught.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
You'll slip up.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
I mean, if it's life, Yeah, make the most of
it while you're out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
It's kind of like dude that I'm telling you. People
should watch it this weekend. The movie Roofman a true
story of the guy that he got out. He escaped
from jail and then he started living in a toys
r a circus city and he lived off He lived
off Peena M and M's Lucky. Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Well, speaking of jail, cops in Florida were booking a
fifty one year old guy into jail and they put
him through an X ray and realized he had stuffed
a full size thermos up his ass.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Yeah here, look at the look at the X ray.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
WHOA?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Look at that? Look at that thing?

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
They say, it's the biggest item they've ever seen. Some
almost every Friday night.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
To take the thermost.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Now he's the only guy who knows what I'm going through.
Here's one of everyone's favorite SoundBite machines. We love this guy.
This is Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd talking about it.

Speaker 13 (01:17:45):
So we put everybody through a body scanner to make
sure that they're not trying to bring guns and knives
and drugs into the jail. Well, you might have thought
Walter was bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a
thermost into the He put it up the exit ramp.
He said, well, I put that inside my body twenty

(01:18:05):
four hours earlier, the deputy saved his life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Yeah, right, Really, was there anything inside it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
You're like a hot coffee or some soup?

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, got to be would you put the thermist up there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Well, when the cops arrested him, he was naked and
hiding in a public bathroom. He also threatened to kill
one of them. But physically, hey, we all have bad days.
I'm sure this is just the first time he's ever
been in trouble. Oh wait, his rap sheet is crazy long,
with twenty five other arrests, five stints in prison and
this one will be twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
And I was about to say, Sea Bass, how's it
physically possible? I mean, you've seen witness this live. Yes,
somebody who had a fifted them. What would Morgan do
for money?

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Right all the way to the elbow, And that's what's
going on whenning.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
All right, thank you very much, appreciate that. What's the
biggest thing you think you can get up there? I
mean not a thermist, no, and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
There's it's not even shaped well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
For that exactly right. Yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, that'd
be a process.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah, I don't know, laptop or something probably, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
I told this story scissors the one time we're like
hemorrhid situation was going on and I bought one of
those like uh, preparation age repository things and like that
was like my body did not want to accept it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
No, no, I'm trying to relax.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I have like foot up on the ledge of the bathtub,
like trying to like you know, you couldn't open up
my ass a little bit so I can push this
thing in there. Nothing nothing, nothing, and finally like got it.
But it was a process and that thing is yeah,
I mean you know how big those things they're not big,
they're not bullet Yeah, it's like it just it just
wasn't happening. Yeah, it says now. I remember listening to

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the love line back in the day, and there would
be these women that would call in and talk about
how they were trying to have intercourse with their boyfriend
or their husband or whatever, but like their their vagina
just wouldn't accept them, like it would basically just like
shut and you know, like some kind of you know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
You're with the wrong guy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Is that a muscle disorder.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Or God made paupers? Right? Yeah, that's right? Hell yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Is it just from nerves?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I don't know, what would I think that's your subconscious
telling you this?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Well, no, in that situation. But like even for mind,
it's like you take dumps all the time that are
way bigger than the exactly than the suppositors get psychological yeah,
psychological yeah, right, and then your body just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
We should get you hypnotized to accept larger things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
So what's the biggest thing you can put in your
ask folks? I hit us up on the text over
to two to eight seven.

Speaker 14 (01:20:43):
He puts the G in GUI SoCal. Sports. You know
you're texting more than my wife and I do these days.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Oh yeah, sports stuff, going stuff. Yeah, just so cool man.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Good morning, jeffg goo body, what are you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:21:01):
Squad, Let's go and start with our Dodgers. A rough
pitching night and a poor hitting night for our Dodgers.
They lost to the Phillies last night eight two. Yamamoto
didn't have his best stuff. Neither did Clayton Kershaw. Let's
go ahead and hear from Kersh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
It was a tough, yeah, tough coup morning.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
I just didn't make enough good pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
I was battling command.

Speaker 10 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I just wasn't find Yeah. I wouldn't let Kershaw
come back out. He barely escaped the inning before.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
I thought.

Speaker 10 (01:21:23):
That was a mistake by Dave Roberts that let the
game get out of hand. Also, the lack of hitting
from Otani and Freddie Freeman has been a problem as well.
With all these issues, though, the Dodgers are still up
to one in the series. Lots of pressure on the
Dodgers now, especially because the Phillies.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Bats are hooking up. Let's go ahead and hear from
Mookie Betts. Obviously there's a lot of pressure on us
to play the game. But you know that's the pressure
is a privilege.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
It's see how the Dodgers handle that pressure today. Early
start time, three to oh eight, Phillies throwing their aceh
Christopher Sanchez versus Tyler Glass. Now moving on to the
NHL Kings beat the Golden Knights in the shootout, Ducks
and cracking tonight and felt there's in a football Eagles
in New York taking on the Giants, and finally this morning.
Lebron James is being sued by a Lakers fan for

(01:22:08):
his fake decision to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Announcement, which turned out to be a commercial.

Speaker 10 (01:22:11):
In the lawsuit, the fan says Lebron was misleading and
made it look like he was retiring, which in turn
made the fan pay a crazy amount of money for
tickets to the Lakers final home game. This is a
case of dumb and dumber, right, Lebron was dumb for
making that lay mad and the fan was dumber for
believing it and then spending his money on the final
Lakers home game.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Good luck to both of you all in court. You
can't make this stuff up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
I'm Jeff G and that's You're so cal sports, all right, Jeff,
I know feels amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Yeah, thank you. A couple follow up texts to some
things that you can cover here on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
I asked as a joke. Hey, what do you think
that you can get up your own ass? We had
that story. Uh, the guy in Florida, they were checking
him into the jail and it turns out he had
a whole, like a full sized thermos that he had
shoved up his back door.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Like it's like one of those like you see on
a job site. Could in the circus. Yeah, pretty crazy. Next,
you know, people have been sending us texts about different things.
This person said, I stashed an old Nokia phone in
my prison wallet when I was in jail because we
thought that our dorm was gonna get searched, and they

(01:23:33):
end up doing the searching the dorms door to just
jammed the thing in there. And yeah, so what what
were you? What were you in for? Yeah? Yeah, and
this one, Hi, my name is uh? Is it? How
would you say that? Ka? I a kaya Kaya? All right,
so Hi, I'm Kaya. Your conversation is hilarious. It's all

(01:23:54):
about breathing. The more you breathe, the more relaxed your
anus will become. Also, uh, you really want to if
you really want to start putting things up there, you
need to start small and use lube. Have a great
day you guys, Kaya has a little experience. You worked
your way up to thermis. Yeah, they're having dinner. I

(01:24:14):
wonder you know what about this table leg?

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Do you think that thing would go?

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
But let's start with a finger nine seven two texting
over to two two nine eighty seven, and we'll follow
up from brag. Like Sea Bass, I wanted to brag
but didn't get to call it in time. I own
my own cookie business, making cookies that are infused with alcohol,
and Patrick Mahomes reached out and it's interested in investing

(01:24:39):
in my business.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Okay, that's pretty big brag.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
That's pretty cool. That's Patrick Mahomes, that'd be, that'd be,
that's that's a great partner show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
And I'm usually not like an alcohol dessert person, but
that could actually be really good. And we gave ours
and then you didn't give yours. Do you have a
brag like Sea Bass?

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Yeah? Okay, well I mean it's it's all about the people. Okay,
so it's all about the flying stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
But hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Yeah, so I think I have. There's a target date
for they called a check ride, which is like your
final exam to get your license, like when you go
for your driving test, except that you're flying test right,
So it looks like that's going to happen in mid November. Oh,
it's I could be a licensed pilot by mid November.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
That this has gone is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
So you say speed, but like, there's not many people
that have as many hours as I do flying getting
their licenses Muslim are way less. No, it's way less.
Like it's because I had that delay with that medical
certificate thing that I was flying five or six days
a week. I'm flying and to have one hundred and
forty plus hours you only need forty to get legally,

(01:25:48):
you only need forty hours in order to get your license. Yeah,
I have one hundred and forty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Actually, nervous, it's not enough.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Well, I mean think about give licenses to people who
have barely ever driven a car.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
That's that's how you learn.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yeah, how far do you have to fly on a test?

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
It's just basically to show you could do certain things.
You're only up there for maybe maybe there's a lot
of stuff you got to do when it's within like
some a lot of like very strict limitations. Do they
doing you for speeding? Well, yeah, I mean there are
there are speed limits really for certain for certain things.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Do you get a ticket when.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
You can give the tower, the tower can give you
a number, like hey, I'm gonna give you number to call,
and you're screwed. There are speed limits in the sky
for yeah, in certain areas and certain things, like in
certain stages of of the of the fly with the
approach to an airport. Right, No, that's different that there's
like a you know, a speed you know, because they're
trying to keep people, you know, apart and easy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
What happens if you fly over and no fly zone,
they will come in.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
I was supposed to go do that with that air show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
They will.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
They will, depending on what it is and what kind
of no flies on it, like, they will they'll send
fighter just to go intercept you. And next thing, you know,
like you're putting along in your little gin all aviation
plane and all of a sudden there's like sixteen Hey man,
what are you doing? Yeah, speaking of planes? Okay, this
is this is okay. I'll use this as the official one. Uh,

(01:27:11):
I'll use this as announcement. Next Friday, I'm not going
to be here. Everybody else is going to do the show.
I will not be here because I am going to
pick up my plane. I told, I told you guys
that I got a plane. I bought a plane, and
it's done and it's ready for delivery. And I'm going
to UH to Knoxville next Friday to go get it. Yeah,

(01:27:33):
and then and then fly back. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
What official colors did you go with?

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
I forgot. It's called Titan and it's like a silver like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Like a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Yeah, it's not black and yellow.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
No, it's not black and yellow. Is the plane made
in the USA? Yeah, it's made in de Luthe. This
is CRUs Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yeah, And I buy a jet, guys. It's a it's
a it's a single you know, prop pissed in an engine.
It's a it's a general aviation plane. But I mean
it's a nice plane. It's a cool plane. Those serious
planes are really cool. The ones to get the parachute.
This one had that auto land feature. Cool. So if
you're flying this is this greg as a nervous flyer.
Not only does the plane have a parachute, it has
a system where like if I become incapacitated, I finally

(01:28:18):
had that heart attack that I'll have at some point
and it just happens to be when you and I
are flying, Oh and you have that heart attack. Finally Heardtack.
There's a there's a button in the ceiling of the
plane that you push, and this plane that I'm getting
will automatically identify the closest appropriate airport. We'll look at
all the weather conditions, set a course, navigate to that airport,

(01:28:40):
and land itself at the airport while doing all the
traffic air traffic control communications.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
In the future, it'll.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
It'll be letting the emergency authorities know so like. And
then when when it lands on the runway it comes
to a stop, it shuts the engine off and gives
you step by step instructions for the passages get how
to get out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Of the plane. We were hanging out with our best friend,
Jay Lennow really family experienced that. He they got to
hit the button and he was just blown away how
cool it was.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Right, And we didn't have the heart to tell him, Jay,
we already knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
But Jay, how it works. I mean, we'll listen to
you totally.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
How I know the answer is going to be one
hundred percent and zero percent. But how excited versus nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Are you zero nerves? I'm completely excited.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
It's pure excitement. Is something I wanted to do. I
don't know, it's it's it's just a flying it's it's
it's something I've wanted to do my entire life. And
the fact that I actually think about the smoker never
could even make that happen or wanted to see Oppenheimer didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Make that happen.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
There's all these things. I always say, simple things, simple things,
and then it's cool. That's that's that's my break.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Will you take us up? Yeah, of course, of course
Greg wants to go first.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Yeah. I want to think I'm getting to the iHeart
Radio Music Festival from now on. Exactly right. Well, congratulations,
thank you, thank you. Yeah, I got yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I didn't give a brag. We were doing breakwake Sea bats.
I didn't give one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Well, this is a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
It's when you're hosting a party and you forget to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Did you eat?

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Make sure everybody has a drink and make sure they
got their food, and most people at their own weddings
don't eat. It's cool, all right, We're gonna take a
quick break. We got some more woody show for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Hang on, so what do you show? Blue Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
And as we move right along this morning, I think
the next thing to do would be to check in
with the Sea Bass here and see what's happening the
weekend audio.

Speaker 11 (01:30:32):
Well, I've been alerted to a new Golden Bachelorette. We're
in the middle of a Golden Bachelor right now and
the what do you show Golden Bachelor at as well?
But did you know there's already been a preliminary announcement,
a preliminary announcement of who the next female old lady
single person will be.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
And I think what he's going to be very excited
by this sexty four single and sexy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
So I would like to be.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
The next Golden Bachelorette. Voice woodie, is that what's your
name today?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Show?

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Kathy Lee?

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
It sounds like Kathy Oh god, damn it herself the
next can you imagine the guy's clamoring.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Yuck like fear factor instead of that? But you have
to go on a date with her or put eight
hundred scorpions on your face.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
For a minute. Oh dude, yuck. So she's not going
to be the gold that was her pitching it, just
pitching it, Okay, sound like celebrity millionaire. Yeah yeah, they're like, no,
this is a TV show. People are gonna have to see.
It's a visual it's a visual medium. We can't have that.

(01:31:55):
This Weekend Audio Greg Ryan Murphy Show, are you aware
of All's Fair? All Fair?

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
From Ryan Murphy?

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
I've never even heard of it. I finished monster that
Ed Greene story.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
It's a legal it's a legal drama. And here's the trailer.
You might recognize this one of these voices.

Speaker 14 (01:32:14):
It's just a trap.

Speaker 17 (01:32:15):
Guess who's here with me right now? Say bye bye
to your future ex wife, Bye bye, see you in
court tour discarded.

Speaker 11 (01:32:27):
The letter on fire is Kim Rissarah Paulson and Kim kardash.

Speaker 6 (01:32:35):
He did some American horror stories, not story, but I
think it was stories.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
I've gotta say. I thought she was pretty good. Lady Gagabod, Greg, Wow,
Lady Gaga can't act to save her life. But Kim
Kardashian surprisingly good and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
A real life attorney.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Now, yeah, true, Yes, she's not bad.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Okay, So Ryan Murphy, All's fair? Okay, I gotta find
that This week and Audio another thing for Greg. Again
guess the name here, But this is a person talking
about love and how when you find the one, how
special it is to have your best friend in your
life all the time. Greg, you do like romance and
you love that kind of sentiment. Oh my god, you
can take it to.

Speaker 12 (01:33:19):
My favorite person I've ever met.

Speaker 18 (01:33:20):
No offense to everyone else, but the fact that the
fact that this is the person that I get to
hang out with every day forever is just like, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
The whole thing of it.

Speaker 18 (01:33:30):
You look at that and you're like, I didn't hang
out with him forever, and this represents.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
That Greg's out an a babe of course, Okay, of
course is it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
I can only guess Taylor sweat all right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
I mean I like that was a wild guess from Greg.
Like he was not confident. And that's why I hate
when people have a kid and they go, I never
knew what love was until I had a baby. So
you didn't get married, you didn't love your wife, you
didn't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Stop with the hyper I think it's because it's a
different it's a different kind of that you've never experienced. Right,
we'll then specify the show, and right before the break.
As we're going through some of this week in audio.
One of the clips got the conversation going where you know,

(01:34:15):
Greg was talking about how he has that whole thing
with people. Yeah, Like Taylor Swift is talking to Jimmy
Fallon about her love with Travis Kelcey. It says, he's just.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
My favorite person I've ever met.

Speaker 18 (01:34:27):
No offense to everyone else, but the fact that the
fact that this is the person that I get to
hang out with every day forever is just like, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
The whole thing of it.

Speaker 18 (01:34:36):
You look at that and you're like, I didn't hang
out with him forever and this represents that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Yeah, And so Greg's point was, Okay, so, so she
loves him. She loves him. And to all the people
who say, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
Well I never knew, never really loved was baby, Yeah,
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
We got a text eight one eight for Greg. I
never believed in love at first sight until I saw
my son.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Oh babe, I mean that's.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Kind of fair, like love it first sight is different
than just loving your spouse. But again, I think but
at the first sight of a newborn baby.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Has never been uglier. But I also think I think
we're just talking about a different type of love. It's
a love that you've never needs to be changed, that
you've never experienced. I think that's what they mean when
they say.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
I'm gonna die on this hill. Yeah, the entire expression
that made it change. This week in audio, what else
got for.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
News for you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Whatdy?

Speaker 11 (01:35:35):
You missed another dust up on a Spirit flight. Now
this one was flying into Baltimore, So that's probably.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Why wow Baltimore on. That makes sense.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
So this lady, she was, you know, midway through the
plane and for whatever reason, her daughter was seated a
few rows behind her. Now they both survived the flight,
they both landed, but this lady, who's large enough to
block the aisle, decided that she wasn't gonna let anyone
else in the past, the past, like the twenty five
rows get off the plane, until they let her go

(01:36:04):
back to get off with her daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
What even though she'd be like what three people ahead
of her right?

Speaker 11 (01:36:10):
Or just wait till your daughter is ready to deeah no,
no no mention now like special needs again, they flew separately.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
They figured out how to get there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
Yeah, because I thought it would be a situation, because
this happens a lot on the planes where people they
put their bags in the back and they're trying to
like thrush their way through to the back. Yeah, while
people are trying to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
The way, I'll tell you to wait.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
I want to suck my own family. Oh my god,
but my mom she would always suck your mama.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
She would always.

Speaker 11 (01:36:39):
Major all of us sit down and wait because she
knew that her and two, three, four kids would be
a big pain in the butt for everyone else. So
we always sat and wait for the rest of the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
To a plane. Yeah, see another example of how SeaBASS
of his family are just better than every ever watchful people.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Okay, so this is because there was kids.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
You can still go.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
People can wait, right exactly. Well that not according to
this lady.

Speaker 11 (01:36:57):
So she blocks again the pat the back twenty rows
and they're all yelling at her, and she's yelling back.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
By man, what is wrong with you? I would say, no,
wonder if she's back.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
Okay, hey, you hear there's an argument going on. No
you should do, dude, make your announcement at that point.

Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
Yeah, I trying to get good audio here, pilot. So
the mom as you could hear there at the end.
Her argument is I haven't said anything to you. Well,
you blocked the aisle. You're not letting people pass. You
talked with your movement.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Step to the side, let people walk by and tell
your daughter's there, and then walk together. You figured out,
you figured it out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
It's like you're a genius.

Speaker 11 (01:37:46):
Well, because she's getting so much guff, she decides to
up the argument escalation.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
Business. Yeah, I'm sorry, you're all trying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
To get down, he said, excuse me, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
She can come up.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Got up? How do I never get that?

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Lucky?

Speaker 12 (01:38:19):
Sounds like an episode of the Bear. Everyone's just yelling.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Reason.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Yeah, they're screaming for a good reason.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
Here there's a guy you would hate it, Sea Bass.
He on social media. His thing is, I guess he
flies a lot, and he always has a seat towards
the back. And I think now he's just doing on
a purpose because he makes all these uh social media videos.
His whole thing is like watch how quickly I can deep,
I can I can deplane? And so he's pushing through

(01:38:46):
everybody on the very back, like going around.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
People are making way and he's.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Excuse me, excuse me, And he's on the one of
these big ass planes that have like the live flat
seats in the first class. So there's there's multiple cabins,
there's two two mile first Yeah, and so he's just
shoving his way just to see how far up to
the front he can get. And he just does this
on all the flights and he posts the videos. It's
kind of a wall and people love it as much
as they loved your food touching videos more than Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:39:14):
I think that is the new term of rage bait.
I think that's that's what that sounds like. He's just,
excuse me, watch how fast I can get off.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
This plane, like mowing down everybody else.

Speaker 11 (01:39:22):
This week in audio, I got something that I say,
Sammy's probably aware of this, but people have found a
new way to waste money on dumb garbage, and it
is in the form of something called the boo basket. Well, yeah, okay, no,
we are not aware.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Yes, maybe you and menasar What is a boo basket?

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
Go ahead, but it's it's basically like a gift basket,
but it's all Halloween themed, right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
McDonald's, McDonald.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
No, everyone knows.

Speaker 11 (01:39:51):
Yeah, yeah, So Sammy, the reason I thought you would
know of this is because obviously it's a basic, basic
lady thing, and so the I know what he is.
Like for Halloween, adults want to get in on the fund.
And one way to do that is to go, let's
say to Michael's Greg buy a basket, throw a bunch
of Halloween garbage. I'm there and keys right, and get

(01:40:12):
it to your basic bitch friends. See I knew it.
I knew something else.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Called something else.

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
Oh yeah, it's called something else. When I was a kid,
it was called something else. It was called getting spooked.
And your friends, you know, your mom would take you
shopping or whatever, and you put a bunch of like
Halloween stuff in a little kind of bucket or whatever, basket,
pumpkin thing, and it just be different Halloween things. It
could be candies or other stuff, and and you don't

(01:40:38):
say who it is, so you have to try and
figure out who spooked you. And then once you get spooked,
you spook someone else and you get stuff and bring it.

Speaker 11 (01:40:43):
To this those friends secret but for Halloween, and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
You're just dropping off at your door, suddenly you open
your door.

Speaker 11 (01:40:54):
That's close to this, but it's not exactly this. This
is specifically designed for basic bitches. I'll tell you this
because I found it on TikTok and that's where they
all live. And this is a lady describing what's in
a This is a standard basic boo basket.

Speaker 19 (01:41:04):
Okay, let me show you how to make every girl's
dream boo basket. First, you're going to start off with
a basket. This one's from home sund some sort of
plush blanket, something cozy to wear, either a sweatsuit or pajamas,
thugs or a neutral sneaker, a water bottle for fumer,
body mess, a candle, some cozy socks, a fall mug,
and their favorite lip products. Lastly, some sort of stuffed animal.
Bonus points to the jellycat.

Speaker 8 (01:41:26):
So this is just like a gift basket at a party.
It sounds like she's having a sleepover party and everyone's.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Getting adult friends. Yes, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
That exists.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Are kind of crash at my place. I didn't know
I had to get them give.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
You do, but some people do because they like to.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Blankets, a cozy mug.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
It's one thing that friend stays over your house. But you,
as an adult, called a sleepover party, I would hope not.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Real.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
Yeah, I mean, if you're to come and drink, and
we're gonna and you're gonna spend the night, and we're
going to start in our pajamas because why are we
getting dressed.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
We're not going anywhere. We're all sleeping here.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
Don't get me wrong, seeing if I sleep over, I
would love a gift basket. But I didn't know this requires.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
It's not required, but.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
People, there's certain social media feeds where I see this happening. Yes,
and then well, when I was a kid, the gift basket,
the boo basket, it was just like a bunch of
reeses and you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Never got that. Yeah, but you can't get ripped off
in so many ways.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
Is there something for Halloween you.

Speaker 11 (01:42:32):
Can't give candy to your girlfriend or your girlfriends? I
should say, because look get fat?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
So speaking of that sea bass, are you familiar with
the switch witch? I just heard about this a few
years ago. When parents don't want their kids to have candy,
they haul their you know, pillowcase full of candy home,
and then in the morning, the switch witch takes all
the candy and leaves you a little toys.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
You don't actually get.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
To have any candy. Actually, that does sound like something
your about might tough.

Speaker 11 (01:42:57):
My mom was that sounds like Sammy's mom a but that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
You're not allowed to have that much candy. So you
get a toy and she takes all your candy. That's awful,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Switch which, Hey, we're gonna bring it down to the
dentist's office.

Speaker 11 (01:43:12):
Well, Greg, it's because boom baskets have become such a
thing on amost of the tik tards that this guy
a boyfriend who claims to have a girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
You'd be the judge, Greg, it's just really for his girlfriend.

Speaker 20 (01:43:27):
All right, let's make a boo basket for my girlfriend.
Our first things first is his basket. I got it
at Michael's. I tried finding a really big basket that
didn't look too generic, and I like the vible of
this one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
He kind of gives off that fall up.

Speaker 20 (01:43:37):
So the first thing I'm gonna do is line some
of this basket with this caution tape. Now we're going
to put on the boat on the front. It is
the bowt I think it matches the vibe perfectly. The
last thing we gotta do before we add stuff in
the basket is putting some spiderwebs inside.

Speaker 11 (01:43:50):
All right, if you're buying baskets and decorating them with
bows for your girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
He's probably a teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
That sounds like something a teacher would do, true, like
a like a middle school teacher. But my gaitar is broken,
I will admit, But I'm not getting a gate vibe from.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
I'm a way better gaitar. And yeah, I get like
just like dumb bro vibes from there.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
Yeah, like young dumb. You wanted to keep the gal
young and dumb, right, she ain't worth the button. Yeah,
I think it would have been a little bit more like
jazzed up. They're just like caution taste as knows what
she likes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Yeah, okay, were a little more elaborately. I will make
a confession.

Speaker 11 (01:44:27):
Yeah, when I was maybe twenty years old and I
was dating my first college girlfriend, I might have done
something like I would have been something funny. I would
have screwed with her somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
He did.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
What do you do these things?

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Don't try to curb it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
Just tell us if.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Boo baskets had been a thing exactly because that, well,
what did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
I didn't do it, Okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Something he would have done.

Speaker 11 (01:44:52):
Maybe I would have screwed with her somehow, But I
see myself being lured into that whipidness.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Did you ever make a chick a mixtape?

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Noah?

Speaker 11 (01:45:00):
And thought that old grandpa, did you ever burn.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
People?

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Did?

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
It was still called a mixtape, even though it was
on a scenda.

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Like three years younger than you, four or five?

Speaker 11 (01:45:14):
But no, I never did, no, no, nothing like that.
All right, I've got one more. Okay, this is actually funny.
This is some guy named Twig sixty nine, and I
just love his voice and his delivery when he made
his wife a boot basket.

Speaker 21 (01:45:25):
All right, your wife hasn't divorced you yet, Well let
me show you how to make her.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
A boat basket.

Speaker 21 (01:45:31):
To get us a basket, we went through her perse
and we found out what kind of makeup she wanted.
Who bought that makeup and put it in there? Some
blankets and whatnot in there. But thankful moo moos in
here for found hours. Five blow. Now we're gonna get
this little brown one throat in that basket. You can
never go wrong with cane, and she likes now and later,
so we're gonna get a couple of leg aston found

(01:45:52):
this butterfinger gonna throw in there.

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
She likes down leaders. That's so weird. How do you
eat those with no teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Yeah, he was missing. You pulled all the teeth out exactly.
That guy is super gang, oh, I.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Think, And let's put the wraps on the week in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:46:19):
You know what I love is unnecessary and made up slang.
It's super cool, and I think we should always adopt
every new piece of slang that comes out.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Yes, because it's fun.

Speaker 11 (01:46:27):
It's funny, and so that's what preach this pre well,
you might have been using that one for too much longer.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
This is what is coming out of Indiana, of all places.

Speaker 11 (01:46:35):
Yes, they have their own slang, according to a TikToker
chicken syrup.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
And he's gonna.

Speaker 11 (01:46:40):
Introduce He's gonna introduce us to what you say if
you're in the eye. Okay, in the eye, because every
every city has to like call itself the d or
the I.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Oh, okay, I got you because you gotta be cool.
All right, We're about to put you on some Indiana lingo.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
This is what we say in the R.

Speaker 20 (01:46:56):
First up, we don't say lion, and we don't say captain.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
We say creaming brother.

Speaker 20 (01:47:01):
But like this, I got two bad bitches at the crib.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
You creaming? God, I'm not cream it, bro, I'm not creamy.
Stay creaming?

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
Are you stay creaming?

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
I mean in your cities. That means something way different.

Speaker 11 (01:47:14):
And this next one you might think he's saying a
different word, but he's saying d I H d I H.
The more Indiana slang d H.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
And then we don't be saying, bro, I don't got
no bros.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
If I'm not your bro? What am I?

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
You might?

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Did?

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
My did? Did?

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
Shout out my shout out my dick. My h is real.
It seems to be.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
It seems to be.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
But again, every we heard, well, if you're listening in
Indy and indye one O three, if you're listening in
the eye, tell us that God Indy one O three
three hit us up on the text over the two nine?

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
Next is he keep it a one hundred? No creaming?

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Did I not heard that one? Let's I tell you
the six seven dude, that's all my daughter and her friends.
That's all they say. They answer to everything. Six seven
I heard hell and it means absolutely nothing. It doesn't

(01:48:17):
mean anything. Tell her to be better, but don't you
have homework? Yeah? Okay, well, as soon as dinner's done,
you need to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Before you think six seven six seven, Hey, guess.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
What on on Friday? You got invited to a to
a sleepover at your friend's house.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Six seven six. I thought, it's like a swear jar.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
What doesn't make anything.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
Back in the day, like the slang would semi make sense,
and it would, but now it's just like wherever.

Speaker 11 (01:48:46):
That's my official stances. Because of the Internet, it's all
too fast and too disposable. It means nothing goes.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
There are a bunch of videos where the kids are
sitting there and the parents they said it up and uh.
The wife with the mom calls the dad, daddy, oh, hey,
can you pass the sugar there?

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Daddy? Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
So daddy? What time? And like oh god? And the
teenage you know, son or daughter? Oh are you?

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Stop that you?

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
How does it feel? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
But every generation is like this. It's made fun of
you for saying rad yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
This week in audio, I love this next audio?

Speaker 11 (01:49:29):
So uh, I have you've heard recently on the show,
I've called the cops on three card Monty scammers, but
they're worse overseas. Because you have the gypsies and they
love setting up in like London Bridge and the Eiffel
Tower in those areas, and I think.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
Okay, this is great.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
And they're really really good at pit pocking.

Speaker 11 (01:49:46):
Yeah and so, and they'll they'll be in groups too,
So like one person be running three card monty and
he'll have three or four you know, other gypsies around him,
and they'll be pickpocketing and walking out for cops and
calling alerts. So these guys have said, uh, screw it.
I don't care about these damn scammers. This is outside
the Eiffel Tower. One guy's got a water gun. I
think guys got pepper spray and they just go right out.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
That's different than what I saw was this woman and
she got pickpocketed and they took her something in her
passport and she grabbed this bitch by the hair, wouldn't
let her go.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
And she's like nope, and she cut please, Yeah, she wouldn't,
she would not.

Speaker 4 (01:50:20):
And this chick is crying victim, screaming as if she's
the one who's.

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Been done wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
It's like, no, bitch, And this one got her passport
and her stuff back, and then the chick who is
the pickpocket got arrested? Yeah, just grabbed her by her hair.
But these are the guys messing with the three card
monty dudes and guns and pepper sprays, gus shoos SHOs
shove us.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
A bunch of gypsy.

Speaker 11 (01:50:51):
If you're gonna pull this off, you gotta have a
couple of people, because when you run up to the
three card Moni scammer with your water gun, they got
they got back up.

Speaker 3 (01:50:58):
You don't. You don't know who they are.

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
There's three four.

Speaker 11 (01:51:00):
Dudes and women all around watching out for you, so
you gotta have you got to bring back up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Is going to be a rumble. But why are you
even going up to that to three card mons?

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
Three car.

Speaker 11 (01:51:12):
You and me, I get what it is we do,
but this dopey tourists from Austria forever, like people should know.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
I remember I was on.

Speaker 11 (01:51:20):
I did a European study abroad and the we landed
in wherever the hell it was, Czechoslovakia, and a bunch
of all the twenty nineteen year olds with me saw
these old men doing three card Moni and the shell
game and all that crap, and they were like.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Oh, what's this?

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
I could win that well, you know, six seven six seven,
all right, one more clip this week in audio.

Speaker 11 (01:51:43):
All right, this is speaking of overseas stuff. This is
a lady whose father went to Ely and her dufist. Dad,
as I've told some people in this room, tried to
order authentic Italian chicken parmigan and the waiter said.

Speaker 3 (01:51:59):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (01:52:01):
He knows what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
It doesn't exist, It doesn't exist.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
I don't know what it means. Yeah, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
I'm gonna you. Okay, it may not be on your menu,
and it may not be authentic. You know what it is?
You lying, liar.

Speaker 11 (01:52:23):
No, he looked like a good giant mess of garbage
in the past the way you do.

Speaker 4 (01:52:27):
He is disgusted. Yeah, no exist, he here.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
I believe it though in like deep Italy, they would
have no idea, right.

Speaker 11 (01:52:40):
Because non tourist place deep fried chicken with cheese and
sauce and rolls.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Again, it's it's a fat American thing.

Speaker 11 (01:52:46):
But to think that that's some kind of authentic Italian dish,
or that somehow you would judge a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Particularly parmesan, is Italian. But we're like, hey, you know
what would be better.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
For the Red Sticks and the never ending Salid. Yeah,
more Woody shows next, hang on, well, tryed to wrap
up and get out of here. Guys, kay, pretty sure
we checked all the boxes for a Thursday. Huh yeah,
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Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
I would say it's a work in progress, although I
think it's kind of a d o A at this point.
Well yeah, anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
So on the podcast, the weekend audio, all the trending
news headlines. Who did a round of Will Woody and
Menace know it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Books?

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
Love books? Like again, I like the idea of books. Anyway,
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Speaker 3 (01:54:43):
All right, Greg? Yeah right, Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:54:47):
Are you beefing with somebody right now?

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:54:49):
Nobody?

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
Oh no, no, neighbors, nothing, No.

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I don't want don't want to be a pushover, you know, Yeah,
you want to be a good person, but don't.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Be a pushover.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
Yeah, let them host, No, Greg.

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Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
I quit this bitch.