FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 10th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. Today is October tenth,

(00:49):
twenty twenty five, and my friends, today is Friday. Yeah, man,
it's a it's about like a triple week, but we've
made it good. We thank you for being here. My
name is what. That's Greg Gory, Hi, we got Menace
hid month boy, there's Gina. Gret Seabats is here, we

(01:12):
got Sammy, Morgan's here, Vaughan's here, we got the board,
we got Menji and you are here. Thank you for
joining us. Let's get through the morning as quickly as
we can't into the weekend. It is the Woody Show
and the rough plan for today. We're gonna try to
accomplish today. Of course fail stories that always happens. Also

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on Friday's our dumb ass contest to do you want
Q give you a chance to win some stuff there
we got some of the trending news headlines. Maybe just
maybe what do you show Friday? Oki? I think it's
been what two weeks? Yeah, it's been a couple of
weeks since Friday. Oki also Menace the mixologist. Yes, I
don't know, is this like a like a boozy drink

(01:57):
or is it just a regular one. It's a boozy.
It's a boozy day. Okay, so Menace, Menace brought stuff in.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Let's let's hard. I did work as a bar back
at a bar for a little while, so I know
how to make some drinks.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, all right, so Menace brought in some stuff for
us to try and yeah, and then to the and
we'll get a bunch of other stuff. Whatever we can
do to get through this morning into the weekend as
quickly as possible. Boy, I'm telling you, I'm ready for that. Yeah,
I don't I don't know what you guys got planned
this weekend, but I got a pretty relaxed weekend, which
is nice.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
We we had plans that were canceled. Oh so yeah,
we were supposed to have like some obligation this weekend
and now that's open. Now the next two weekends are
certainly spoken for. But you know that's that. That's fine.
As we start getting into this last half of the year,
I just think this is the time of year where
everything's ft pretty much. You know, it's a roller coaster
ride until the end of the year. Yeah. Just uh,

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there's so much, you know, get the start getting into
the holiday stuff. Yea work for whatever seems to get busier.
It just like at this time of the year. I'll
tell you why.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well, at least a lot of other companies, they need
to spend their money before the years. Yeah, and so
they just start spending it.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And it's where are companies spending money? Like our companies.
Our company just did a bunch of like cutbacks, you know,
and so they just laid off a bunch of people.
I would say, people that spend money in advertising, they
have to spend it. I've never understood that you'd like
use it or lose it. Yeah, I don't get it.

(03:31):
Like you have the money now, if you already have
that money set aside, and let's say it's December thirtieth,
why can't I spend that money on January the fourth.
It's not new money. It's like it's money you already
set aside.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
It's like you're tricking yourself.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Now, I'm not smart. I'm not like any kind of
like a business accountant or anything like that. Or it
has to be for tax reasons.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Yeah, that's what I thought too, for taxes, because isn't
marketing spending money on marketing sort of a tax right.

Speaker 10 (03:57):
Off if you will.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
I guess it depends on the business. Right Maybe it
doesn't expense. People say it right offs. Right off does
not mean free.

Speaker 9 (04:03):
Yeah, it means no, but it's still being used to
offset what you spent sort of.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Okay, some of the stuff that we do on the show,
some of the stuff that we give away, like we'll
go out. We know that you guys want X, y Z,
so we'll go out and we will purchase these items,
right because rather than having somebody chase down somewhere from
the company that makes the thing that everybody wants. By
the time all that happens, everything gets signed off or whatever. Uh,
there's the new whatever it is, it's out. You don't
want anymore. Yeah, you don't want anymore. It takes forever.

(04:29):
We would still be given away like iPhone eights for sure,
and now we're up to seventeen. But you know, so
we have like this budget and I get yelled at
about it all the time. It's in my contract. It's
actually like the number of the dollar amount that we
had to spend throughout the entire year on those type
of things. It's written out in my contract, really yeah,

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because I didn't want them to be able to, like,
you know, take it away, and I just wanted to
be to be locked in there and writing it's it's
not something. They go, well, we're going to allocate this
amount of money toward second quarter spending for promotion ice
for the year. It's for the year. But every couple
of months I get the call from the department to go, well, you, uh,

(05:10):
you didn't spend what you were supposed to spend in
the first quarter, and so, uh, how are you planning
to I'm not. I think why would if if it's
not for a specific purpose. I'm not going to spend
it just to spend it, I guess, is my point.
And what's interesting about this is that I'm getting all
the pressure to spend it just to spend it. So
it makes sense for whatever their their bookkeeping is, all right, yeah,

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But then when you actually need money, and let's say
it's it's something else around here where it's not part
of my contract or part of somebody else's contract, and
it's something that's needed they're broke right right always, there's
there's no money for that. You were just yelling at
me over here to spend to just spend it. Well,
whatever you got to, you gotta spend it on something.

(05:53):
What into the wind basically like, oh, I don't have
any real thoughtful reason for this into the wind. But
out the other side of your mouth over here, there's
something that you really need.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Ye yeah, And they no, sorry, I deal with in
their pockets inside and by the ways.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Broke when it works to be fair, and we're ragging
on the company that we work for, I do understand
that we do it. We do it all the time.
We do it. And let's be I know they're talking
smack about us a lot, but it's not just this company.
It's all companies. All companies do that, And to be honest,
is a good problem to have, at least with us.
What do you mean we actually have money? And that

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was because years ago had the foresight to you know,
make sure and put that put it in the contract,
because they were already at that point they were giving
us that money, but it wasn't in the contract. We
just put it in the contract. So it's just all
clean and officially like, Okay, your mistake.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Because you have to revisit this every year.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, but I still have to have that every couple
of months. Spend money for the sake of spending money.
Hang up, Yeah, well I.

Speaker 11 (06:52):
Remember that kind of along those lines. I worked for
a radio station that was owned by CBS and they
would do advertising for CBS TV, And I said, why
do they have to pay for that, because they would
pay for those ads for a company that they own. Yeah,
we do. They're like, oh, it's separate departments.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
We do that. Yeah, yeah, we do that with this
company too, because you know other stations that we are
on throughout the country that are owned by this company,
that station has to pay the same company to carry
the show. So it's really weird. And it's just from
one pocket model one pocket to another pocket and so

(07:31):
they can basically, I just, I don't know, just make
the book look yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Make it look like that format is making money. But
I do you just put advertising dollars into that whatever
it was.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
It'd be like me running a check to myself and
putting it in the mail and then go in the
mailbox and getting excited about it. It's just a loop.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
It just circles around, Like my mom always says, it's
like robbing Peter to pay Paul right one.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
So anyway, it's weird. Yeah, very strange.

Speaker 11 (07:57):
I guess this is what you learn in business.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Cool, right, Yeah, sure, I'll to tell you there's there's
an idea that I had that I mentioned to a
couple of people and the company did not like the idea.
Oh yeah, oh you talent. I told you that's so funny. Yeah,
as you'd like it because it's it's multi layered. Yeah,
it's it's it's multi layered, and yeah, it's very complex
talking about talking about robbing Peter to pay Paul kind

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of thing.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Definition.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
They did not like that. That's a story for another time, definitely.
Eight seven four Woodie hit us up with the text
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Speaker 7 (09:07):
You better give it all These pear shape men looking
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Speaker 4 (09:10):
The momow Welcome back, everybody. It's a Friday morning that
part ripped, ripped, nips up drifting love it. It's October tenth,
and today is uh, there's there's there's a couple of days.
I really there are a couple of holidays. I really
hate today.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I don't like the fact it's World Day against the
Death Penalty. Oh I don't like that. Hate that. It
is also World plant based Burger Day. Hate that rough
so far?

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Remember those were going to be the next big thing.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, well people realize they're not as healthy.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh wait, process wait yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Uh And today's World Porridge Day, which I don't mind
what it is. I hate the word porridge. Por Porridge
is one of those words. You know how people they
don't like the word moist, you know something something like that.
Porridge is one of those It's discussed. I don't know.
It just sounds disgusting. Poor, sounds like maybe because maybe
because pores maybe And then what it is they like

(10:18):
lumpy oatmeal? And then like is that coming out of
the pores like porge era slop? Yeah? I guess, like
I think more, you know, I guess the image that
comes up and I hear porrige is more like a discharge.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Oh my god, what is that?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
It's porridge. It's poor spillage. Yeah, like old timey.

Speaker 13 (10:39):
Think Goldilocks and three bears.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
They gave us when we're beast games, was gruel freama wheat?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Right? There's also Inclusion Day. Exciting, It's World Homeless Day,
fun fun, World egg Day. Okay, National Angel Food Cake
Day with Greg that's boring up on that. Here you go, Menace,

(11:06):
what's the what's what's the big bag?

Speaker 14 (11:08):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
It's National Handbag Day. Menace is always keeping up with
the latest trends on on what bags are popping in
the holidays. Be out there buying. I would say Jack
Moose John.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Pretty hot on the high end bag front. But then
I mean the like I said, the trend is actually
just get affordable bags right.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Now Okay, thank god, that's right. You did. You did
mention that it's called ross dress for last Yeah. People
still going crazy for those Trader Joe bags things like that.
But but like the shopping bags yeah crazy. I thought
I was talking about like purses. Yeah, yeah, for ladies,
for the ladies and gay gentlemen. You know what.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
So jacka Boo is pretty hot, but it's the I
can never say it right, it's uh me.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
MoU am I.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, I think that would probably be the hottest how
do you say it would be the hottest up.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And coming brand. Yeah, well, we're gonna have the entertainment
stuff here and then the birthdays and the porno birthday
on the way here in just the second menace. What
do you got for us?

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well, have you guys been praying because I know it
happened a couple of days ago. Well, there has been
a small update. Gene Simmons of the band Kiss got
in a car crash.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, I just kept scrolling.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
He was driving a Lincoln Navigator and apparently passed out
while driving. And the latest update is his wife said
that he recently changed medications and he needed to drink
more water.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Fact, that's my wife's answer to everything. Heedit water, Drink
more water. Nauseous, drink more water. You're in a bad mood,
drink more water. Yeah. Did you ever hear about like
when Joe Coy talks about his mom with the vis Yeah, yeah,
vix vapor for everything. Were you here?

Speaker 15 (12:56):
Like?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Where was it? Was a Greek people with windows nick
wind decks Like yeah, like my wife, it's water. Yeah,
water cures everything, or like a stona will tell you
that weed cures everything. It does.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I know, I try to drink water in the morning
on the way to work, but I feel it makes
me tired. Yeah, too healthy, My body's like rejected. Dude,
where's the ghost? Where's the sugar free red bull?

Speaker 8 (13:21):
And sim it's pro tip you're rich enough to afford
a self driving cyber truck. Just get way you won't crash.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Or a driver. Thank you for a driver. All right now.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I didn't even know this was happening, or at least
a rumor that Eugene Levy and Ryan Reynolds were beefing.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
They had a few Oh I.

Speaker 13 (13:37):
Saw there was a weird red carpet interaction each other.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (13:41):
Well they're both from Canada, right.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
They're both also, so they future the rumor all sorry,
because one of those lip readers who I haven't seen
on social media for quite a while, but it was
hot for a second where they would just read lifts
of celebrities at certain events. And yeah, one lip reader
said that they were swearing at you show that at
the carpet. But those rumors have been squashed because Ryan

(14:05):
Reynolds just recently did a screening of the documentary that
he did about John Candy, John Candy, I Like Me
now available today actually on Amazon Prime Greg, so you
like that, watch if you want to watch it. And
the yeah, Eugene Levy showed up to the event and
they were hugging and they were talking. So apparently beef

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is not. More importantly, the documentary is out today, so
go watch that. Also, you have NFL quarterback a good
friend of Sea Bass, Cam Newton has welcomed babe baby
number nine.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
Wait, so I know he has chosen one? Is it
like chosen two? Chosen three? Chosen for no?

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Check this out because I did go to see what
would the baby name be? And it has not been
announcing who knows, but Cam Newton.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Has baby.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Three women apparently yep, three ladies.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, I mean what uh what's his name?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
God damn it?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
What?

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Okay, so one of those kids is name chosen Sebastian.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Do whatever, Cashmere saying if you needed any proof besides
his stupid hats, that Cam Newton is a goddamn more
on Gez sovereign campbella your Lorenzo.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
There's a Kia of course, and Shakira okay, moron.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, well, just to make it even happier, didn't need
to sign a big podcasting deal because he's such a
good broadcast with the with the NFL or with some
broadcasting company. Good for look that one up. Okay, Uh, well,
speaking about people you need to pray for. Britney Spears
apparently snapped her knee. I don't know that, or she

(15:55):
said she snapped her knee and when she fell down
some stairs on social.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Media see her barefoot on tyle way too much.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Just naked.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Apparently she says she's okay, and she popped it back
into place, So I'm assuming she dislocated her knee.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yeah, just wrapped in like a bandage. It looked like
like it didn't look like anything official.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, knowing her, she like threw toilet paper on it.
But I forgot. You can dislocate your knee.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Oh yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah that's true. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
I have never been around that might have been around
a dislocated shoulder.

Speaker 11 (16:27):
My dad once fell in the driveway and his knee
cap was like at a.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Right, he talks slower, Greg, so I can masturbate. Yeah
that's hot. Yeah, I mean the shoulder looks crazy. So
say all right, well, thank you very much. Men, no problem,
cammune And it's so cool. Ass's time for the birthdays.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
And you know you don't.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
And we'll start with the celebrities. We got David Lee,
roth In Van Hanlon who's seventy one. Mario Lopez overrated
in fifty two. God, is there a person who loves
himself more than Mario Lopez?

Speaker 7 (17:16):
That's confident? Man?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
What is he?

Speaker 8 (17:18):
What has he done to be like obnoxious though he's
just there? I think it's I think it's a pretty
person syndrome. Right, You just still like his pretty face
a dance, you fel like his hot body?

Speaker 7 (17:28):
What what is it?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Every interaction has just been like this kind of smug,
over the top ego driven like it's yeah, how hotter?
Is he? How is what? Which hotter?

Speaker 16 (17:42):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
A billion times? There you go? Is that what it is?

Speaker 11 (17:44):
And that's why he acts like that in the bubble
He carries that burden the Yeah person.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Brett Favre, who went from hero to jerk. He's fifty
six two disease destroyed outfielder for the Pirates and former
All Star. Andrew McCutchen is thirty nine. Bradley Whitford, the actor.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
For a muss Wing and.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Greg Get Out, Yeah, good God. He's sixty six and
Country Music sent your Tanya Tucker. Yeah, Tany Ticker, who's
sixty seven. Your porn of Birthday Today is Nicole Kit
and Today's Birthday Girl. She's done more screwing than a
drywall installer. Tonight nine fine films including Nicole Kit gets

(18:25):
a real man to d her down, Lucky. She was
in Paging Naughty Nympho Nurse Nicole, also Banging the Whole
Sorority Volume one. She was in Jiggling Jugs and Birthday Booty.
Also All Girl, Outdoor, three Way, Greg Rip Outdoors an Ah,

(18:45):
what more do you need? And who could forget her
unforgetable role in Is that a Butt?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Plug.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Huh what is that? That's Nicole kit who's thirty one
years old today, and that's your porn of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays. And that is a Friday morning. Look at
what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break to get
some more wood show.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
There.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Is it too good? It's pretty good.

Speaker 17 (19:07):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Welcome back, all right. So dude, I am a magnet
for mosquitoes. I've got spray. I told you about the
Cutter outdoor spray. How's that working for you? Greg? If
you know what? It works?

Speaker 11 (19:25):
But I don't use it often enough, you know, like
I find myself out there.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
So it works when you use it, but you don't
use it, it works. I have it sitting there and
then I think, damn it. It works great. It's the
brand is Cutter. It's strong, all yeah. And anything that
that flies and bites like it works? Really? What about
powerful fog?

Speaker 7 (19:47):
What about a noise like gnats? I'm a nats. It
is always like around.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
No not that, but the mosquitoes, man, I swear they
know I'm there from five miles away. Well they can
see me from that far right. But no, I'm saying,
like they know, like, oh, this is a good guy
to bite.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
And they say that whatever type of blood you have,
they smell it and they like it.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah. So there's always science they're looking into, you know,
what will cause them to buy it? Who do they
bite more? How to get them stop body? Well these
scientists they did a little experiment this music festival to
figure out what makes some people more attractive to mosquitos.
And they had the festival goers and I've seen people do this,
you know, when they're doing these experiments. They put their

(20:30):
arms into those special cages with all the mosquitoes. Like
why would you do that? I mean, Morgan would do
it for money, that's true, you know, but like, man,
that looks awful, terrible torture. Yeah, so the mosquitoes, you know,
could could smell them and whatever. But the results show
that people who drank beer and had sex the night

(20:51):
before were one point three five times more likely to
attract mosquitos. So if you're drinking beer and bang and
chicks and it probably makes your breath sweet or something. Yeah,
So there's that. And then Brazil has opened the world's
largest mosquito factory.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
When making sterilized ones.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Probably yeah, the thirteen hundred square foot sorry square meter factory.
It's you know, metrics system. Stupid breeds. These mosquitoes that
are infected with this bacteria which prevents this virus from
developing in their bodies and then stops transmission to humans.
Oh yeah, So the factory can produce enough mosquitoes to

(21:29):
serve a population of one hundred million people for a year.
So these mosquitoes they don't transmit, but like they're still
biting you and giving you mosquito, but.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
You're getting malaria.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Is there a way, like instead of doing this so
they don't transmit, can we just figure out a way
to murder them all? Like let's let's go and let's
let's make them extinct.

Speaker 13 (21:51):
Yeah, we don't need them for the ecosystem.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Dragonflies, but what else can they eat? Like burgers? Right,
But if you got rid of cows, I would still eat, right,
So if we can just get rid of mosquitos, you know,
like we'll find away greg right, Like, let's heart that
before let's let's uh, let's make something in a lab somewhere.
Then then they could feel to feed the dragonfly the dragonflies. Yeah,

(22:18):
I'll go out with a little spoon. Yeah, here we go.
There's certain things we don't need, like seeds and watermelon
and mosquitos.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
And I'll one up you in a really negative way.
So let's say that the dragonflies went extinct. Okay, also
dragon you know who is.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
True?

Speaker 7 (22:36):
There are just like bugs, they're so mythical. What is
the prettiest bug, best of the worst?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
O god under your head? You have to say butterflies? Butterflies.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
He hates that the.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Most butterfly like they forget but lady bugs. Yeah, lady bugs.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Even though they are a kind of beetle.

Speaker 11 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Greg is actually a regular old
standard beetle.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Grasshouse. Oh no way.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Pregnanta, Oh that's his way.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
He hates the prostage holders.

Speaker 18 (23:08):
Be I don't mind then.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
With the big giant fat ones. Hate those. What about
the cockroach crawling on your shoulder? Oh yeah yeah? Or
the one that's like still living here in the studio
that we lost. Would you that I feel pee going
to be the tip to the tip to the tip
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Clea wow. Redline is break.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
The wood.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday. It's
October tenth, twenty twenty five. On mording. That's Greg Gory,
Happy birthday month to Menace, Happy birthday months again to
day myself. I was, are you gonna tap it in

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your own supply? There, there's a we got seat, We've
got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven
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I forget who threw the idea out there? Or we're
gonna get into a topic or something that you can
jump in on if you'd like, on the phones or

(24:25):
on a text, but like a tell us something that
you did, and it's got to be something that would
make it difficult for us to try to guess is
this something that you did as just being a dumb
kid or were you a drunk adult? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Good question.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, So tell us about something that you did and
then we could try to guess if you did that
as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult. Now
you don't have to colin just yet. We'll open up
the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment.
We can open the phones and we have some stories
on our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody
submitted things. We put him into the into the hat.

(25:02):
Drunks and kids have a lot in common. Yeah, yeah,
that's where you do all your where you're done the site.
And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
up day. And we're also going into the hole that
maybe you were a drunk adult Menace Uh was talking
about like some drink that you've been hearing about. And
so we have menaced the mixologist because Menace, as we heard,
he was a bar back at one point. Yeah, I was, Yes,

(25:23):
I worked at When you're a bar back, you're not
allowed to make drinks though, right, Oh, you're learning you're
like an apprentice because every time I'm at a bar
and it's busy, I'm trying to be patient, wait my turn,
and you see an employee, so you get excited like, oh, no,
that's just the guy who's straightening up the glasses or
using the cool glass washer thing. They using the glass

(25:44):
washer and you go hey, then they go I can.
I figured there was like a rule da they could.
But yeah, I mean, like if it was in the industry,
it's just a simple beer or something not allowed. Maybe
if the bartender asks him asistance, yeah, if you need like,
if they need help.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
They're slammed about sharing tips at that point, and yeah, hierarchy.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
What is this drink?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Okay, so this drink I have been seeing online for
a while, but I didn't think it was real. And
if you if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait.
But you'll see a lot of people making the drinks
on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got
to Florida. When I got to Florida, on the streets
of Miami, I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing products.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
To make this drink. Kids of age, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Kids of age making the drink. And the drink is
called a bb L.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Now BBL big beautiful lady is a big beautiful lady.
But it is oh my god, beatbox. What is the
beatbox again? Remind me, I know, buzzball beat boxes.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
It's a pretty whiny sort of thing the girls love
and for loco my god, mixed together. Oh God, I
gotta ask because all these products are in the same
category of drink, which is trashy drinks for poor people,
college kid which is poor Yeah, so I'm right again.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Why mix them though?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Because it's just cool? Exactly what do they call it
when you would go to like a like a fast
food place, you takeuicide gasoline? Yeah, no, you just just
take all the different sodas you mix them all together.
That was called a suicide.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I think the answer is when you know what I
just explained was. I think this kind of just started
as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
people aren't actually doing it.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold. I've
been keeping on. I was gonna say, it's all room
temperature nastiness all mixed together.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
That being said, menace.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I could see.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
I could see myself in my college days having buzzball
for a lokal.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
And beat box together. Okay, now do you know the
proper yeah ratio. I'm sure there's a proper one.

Speaker 11 (28:05):
Equal of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
thinking I would love it, and I hate it.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
This is the blue. Never tried the four local? Okay,
so is it? Greg?

Speaker 7 (28:17):
We have tried the four.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
You did?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
I remember the four logo taste all right? So I
know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's different flavors
over the other. But when you make one of these
bbls are they are they specific? Or you can get
any of them? I didn't find. I didn't find.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Like, oh, you're supposed to use this for local you Yeah,
you're supposed to use this creative? Yes, So what I
picked it? I picked flavors that I think they would
probably go together. So I have the blue buzzball, I
have the sour grape for Loco, which smells like gasoline,
and they all do the beat box lemonade lemonade it.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Kind of smells like yeasty medicine.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
I think that was a good question, question, would you?

Speaker 8 (29:03):
But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
these things together.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Who cares?

Speaker 8 (29:07):
All?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Right?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Exactly? You know? Yeah? But I figured, like every time
you hear about, oh, how do you make whatever? Yeah,
bitters and this and so what's the official I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
If you have a refined palate you can taste the
difference between.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
A refined for this.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
This also reminds me of a board menace, which kid,
by the way, that is all the rage I was
every big street festival mac kids, young adults, I should say, is.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Just a plastic like milk judge U just filled with randomness.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Liquor, well, the big there's usually a base of liquor,
then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
of ivy, like liquid ivy.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I figured like she loves this kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Smells accurate, like medicine.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine. Really,
I smell nothing but.

Speaker 13 (30:00):
The greats like grape diamond tap.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline. That's definitely in there.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, here's here's here's more decent though. You're even wearing
a purple sweatshirt. She's ready, you were ready for this. Yeah,
that's that's good.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
Should wear every day.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Yeah, all right, I mean, and then don't try by
the way, that buzzball, it's technically it's very cherry lime aid.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
It's all fruit in every.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
We've got limeade, lemonade.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
And then okay, who do you think is most likely
to like it, Greg, Greg, I was gonna say, Morgan,
I'll tell you why, Morgan, because she's a bowler. She's
a u F c R. Yeah, the youngest, and this
this seems like it would be like more poor. Well yeah,
it's more in her, in her wheelhouse.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
Which is pretty gangster.

Speaker 19 (30:49):
Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead,
Morgan first, okay, all right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Poker face, yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
It's not I was thinking it would be pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
It's not. What's the forward flavors of the grape.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
Uh yeah, the grape.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
The grape is the smell grape and like a white wine.
Smell to it, like a white wine, I know what
you mean, like a siderycinding.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah. Wow on scale one of ten, you love one
of ten? What are you giving it?

Speaker 10 (31:24):
I do love one a ten and I love this number.
I'm gonna give it a seven.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Seven. Yeah, yeah, buzzball, Greg, you're second likely to like it.

Speaker 18 (31:35):
It tastes strong because it has alcohol in it.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
It's not freaking out. Yeah, not bad bbl wooden people.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
Over of refreshing.

Speaker 11 (31:45):
It's Okay, you can tell there's alcohol. It's not like
a kid could drink it and think, oh it's soda,
but uh, it's very grateful.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
All right, let's go to extreme though.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
Most likely to hate it mostly Sammy, Sam, Yes, all right,
Sammy or Gina.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
Doesn't drink much. Yeah, I mean what, you'll hate it.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Yeah, maybe let's try together.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Okay, Yeah, he's a light beard person. What is it?

Speaker 13 (32:15):
At first, it's not bad.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
It does kind of taste like a soda at the beginning,
you think that's not bad, and then when you swallow,
it's very alcohol forward and not in a good way,
and it's like what rubbing alcohol?

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Okay, it has a good throat burn. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
All three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo wong.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
You know what it should be called.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
You know, I'm not I know I like it now. Yeah,
I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah, the
alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me, Like
I don't, I don't, I don't mind that. Yeah, there's like,
like you said, there's like that like, uh, I think
who said dimontab Like that's did Yeah, that's that's now.
Yeah yeah, nope, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
You guys are all correct, and we've again we've never
had a good four loco.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
the drink Menace. The mixologist is here serving up some
drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
called a B B L. You might have seen something
about on social media and weren't quite sure people are
really doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and
four Local all mixed together, and it's the room is split,
the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace is the

(33:38):
last one to try it. Oh god, anymore?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
But it's like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
more it's hard, it's hard to get like a good flavor.
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
or the hand sanitizer, yes, you'll drink this first. Then
once this is exhausted, then then it's to the hand sanitized.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I think it's one cup and then the next one
is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiples.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
This is the spirit. You can take the rest home.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
Definitely gonna have a hangover.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it.
Right four loco. So we're we're opening up the phones
now for that question. Tell us about something and I
don't know, maybe you don't want to share with this,
but what's something that you did as a kid or
a drunk adult that it's hard to tell, Like if
you just told us I was driving and I did this,

(34:48):
and it would be hard for someone to guess if
you did that as a stupid kid or just a
drunk adult, which is one of the same, really, But
if you want to try to stomp us with yours,
you can hit us up. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, it's eight seven seven forty four.
What or if you just like to share it on
the text over to two to nine eighty seven. I'll

(35:09):
keep it eye on the text and I'll see if
the room can get I'm like, I'll read it and
then if you just want to put in in like parentheses,
you know the answer kid or a drunk adult? Do
that for a two to two night seven quick break and
then we'll get to that next. You're on the Woody.

Speaker 20 (35:23):
Show, The Woody Show, the right back the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
All right, so did you do this as a kid
or as a drunk adult? What we want you to
do is tell us what you did first, just what
it was, no content, and then we'll try to guess
if this happened when you were a dumb kid or
a drunk adult. Okay, yeah, we'll go to the phones
here real quick eight seven seven forty four Woody only

(35:52):
because they've been holding they helped through the entire break.

Speaker 14 (35:54):
How long?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Hey Marie, what's up? By?

Speaker 7 (35:58):
How it going?

Speaker 16 (36:00):
So?

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Uh, give us the story and then we're gonna try
to get don't tell us yet if it was kid
or adult? But yeah, so, what what did you do?

Speaker 16 (36:07):
I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Crap and then hit them under the bathroom saying God,
I've done this as a drunk adult and a kid.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Yeah, I have my guess that could go either.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I'm gonna say I'm saying adult.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
I'm saying drunk adult as well. I think a kid
might not be that embarrassed about that, but that depends
on how young of a kid, right, But a drunk
adult would be more.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
If it if it's sharply, because if you a kid,
then you would probably talk to an adult about you.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid because
a kid will think it's in the cabinet. No one
will ever find it, no one will ever look there.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
How little kids think they're hiding it behind like a
like a sign post. You know I can see right, Yes, exactly, Morgan,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Well?

Speaker 10 (36:56):
I screened your call, so.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was it
as a kid that you crapped your pants and hid
the evidence or as a drunk adult?

Speaker 16 (37:08):
Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Animal. Were you at home or at a party? Yeah,
with somebody else's house or you're on home.

Speaker 16 (37:19):
I went with my girlfriend to some dude's house that
she was going to hook up with and started getting
really sick, and so I was like barking.

Speaker 21 (37:28):
And the best part is that I was wearing one
of his pairs of basketball shorts.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts. Oh
here they are.

Speaker 10 (37:37):
Did your friends still get to hook up with him
or did you ruin it?

Speaker 17 (37:40):
No?

Speaker 16 (37:40):
No, she got her on.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Good for I, Marie. Thank you for the call. Appreciate
Listen to the Woes Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey, Brian, Hey,
good morning doing. We're doing great. All right, so give
it your story, but don't tell us yet if it
was a something he did a kid or as a
drunk adult. But what happened?

Speaker 22 (38:00):
Yeah, so, uh say that night wake up set, entered
on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
the toilet to take a piss. Yeah, I pretty much
opened the cupboard under the sink and I just.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
this was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven. Open open the
oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
the kitchen, open the oven door, which stopped before I
did it, So we stopped before. So what was it

(38:39):
a kid or as a drunk adult? Now, people in
the room who know the story, don't say anything, but
let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I will
say that happened as m I'll go you know, I'll
go last. I'll go last because I think I'm comparing
it to my own, my own story. Yeah, yeah, I
have a bias.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Unless he's like a notorious sleepwalker, I'm gonna say drunk adult.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Drunk adult. Yeah, this reeks of drunk adult, drunk adult.
I'm going an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you
talked to him, Damn Morgan on your job? Alright, So, Brian,
was it as a kid or a drunk adult that
this happened?

Speaker 16 (39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (39:16):
I actually it was as a kid.

Speaker 22 (39:18):
I guess I couldn't. I probably was like four or
five years old. I just seemed right to just pee
in there instead of on my.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Flub on the board. Dude, same. Yeah, Yeah, I was
a little I was a little kid. I was probably eight,
maybe I was. I was sleepwalking, Yeah, I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
And my mom said so yeah, my mom said, I
woke up and I walked out of the bedroom and
she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey, what

(39:45):
what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
a leak.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
She like redirected me and we went into the bedroom. Yeah,
all right, Brian, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
I get that though, because when I was little, I
tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
thought it was a kids sink. So kids are pretty.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Dump in the in the studio, top had the official
top had. Yeah, everybody put something in here, so I
don't know how these. Okay, so it's on the bathroom one,
So this is somebody here on the show. I went
to the bathroom and wiped with my hand because there

(40:29):
was no toilet paper around. Was that as a kid
or as a drunk adult?

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Gotta be kid?

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Are we also guessing who it was?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
We can try to guess who it is that is vile.

Speaker 11 (40:41):
I'll say it's Sammy as a drunk adult.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
It's gonna say.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
Also a lot of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Like that, and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
For me, it was between gonna be between Sammy and
then menace. Uh, I don't think Manie would ever do that.
I don't know. I think I think I think drunk,
he certainly would really think about it, like he's a
totally different put it behind a planet. Yeah, but wiping,

(41:12):
my god, it would just shower.

Speaker 10 (41:14):
I'm going Sammy.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
But as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid.

Speaker 10 (41:16):
Yeah, I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Morgan's another good guess.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
Yeah, who was like something I do first?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Whose is this?

Speaker 13 (41:26):
This is mine?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
It's like you? And was as a kid or as
a drunk adult as a kid.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
Yeah, When I was a kid, I was at our
dance studio that notoriously was always running out of toilet paper,
and the one bathroom that it had, and it was
very little. I want to go to the bathroom and
there was no toilet paper left, so I wiped with
my hand and then I walked out and my mom
was talking to like some of the dance teachers and
like other parents, and I just walked up to my

(41:58):
mom and I said there was no toilet paper, so
I had to wipe with my hand. And my mom's
just mortified because other people now heard me say that,
and she just looked at me and she goes, well,
did you wash your hands, and I was like, I
can't reach.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
The sink because it was so high.

Speaker 13 (42:12):
So I walked out with Pete on my hand and
she ran me to the back.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
Would have to change dance studio.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
You got to move all right, let's see here. How
about how about this one?

Speaker 21 (42:23):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
All right, the dentist kids a kid. That's a kid.

Speaker 21 (42:31):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Who's going to the dentist.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
It's either a kid or like your rock bottom at
aa Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz. Yeah, what if you're
on gas lapping gas?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Zach Ka is drunk or inebriated, I guess so, yeah, yeah,
you're not so sure.

Speaker 21 (42:52):
I wasn't a drunk adult. I was hammered at a party.

Speaker 16 (42:55):
It was this arrogant dentist there.

Speaker 21 (42:57):
He was being a jerk to my friend who's a teacher.
He told him that for an educator, you aren't very smart.
So I said, well, for you have terrible breaths and
your breath smells like a swamp. I got some laugh
and he called me a hole walked off.

Speaker 16 (43:11):
You know.

Speaker 21 (43:12):
Actually, it's probably the only thing I ever did well
while hammered.

Speaker 18 (43:16):
Okay, I like that. Okay, how about I like that?
Brow this one out says, oh here's another one.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Oh my gosh, so much Pete inside the department store
dressing room.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Oh, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Morgan Morgan.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
With me kid, menace drunk.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Oh yeah, shopping malls, right, Morgan adult, Morgan adult, Morgan adult. Awesome,
I'll say menace kid. Okay, okay, menace kid. Alright. Who's
is Pete inside the department store dressing room? And we
recently talked about somebody.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
It came up somehow that somebody pete in a dressing room.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Because it happens quite frequently.

Speaker 11 (44:14):
Yeah, and me today thinks, what an ahole? Yeah, And
then I realized, oh my god, I did that because
I was a kid. I was with my brother at
some department store and I told him I had to
use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
So I went in and just peede.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Oh wow, animal.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I want to pick this one because it was folded
up very tiny, and.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
I'm just curious like that means they don't want it open.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
or menace because we're not about to get up on
anything like that. You think, Yeah, Gina, Gina might.

Speaker 10 (45:01):
I'm going Gina in college so drunk.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Uh. I don't know. I'm thinking either. It's it's gotta
be between Gina and Morgan. Yeah, I'm gonna go Sammy's
too light to break anything would break it. She's too tiny,
she's too small.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
I'm going Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I'll see that, Morgan dunk. I'll say Morgan kid, Morgan kid,
Morgan drunk is a good call. But I was going Gina.
I'm gonna stick with Gina. Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right,
who stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot? That was me, guys, adult adult.

Speaker 17 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
This was during COVID times when we were like locked
in the house, like the early stages of it, and
I was drink with my friends and I thought, oh,
it would be a really good idea to get on
my glass coffee table.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Barefoot, start dancing and.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
Just instantly shattered the whole thing. Wow, but it was
it was cool experience.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
That was a cool experience.

Speaker 10 (46:06):
I mean, give me something to do.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
table and started to do the robot while people cheered
around me.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Seems very mena.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Menace people, menace drunk.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
I'm say menace kid.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I jumped on a table and started to do the
robot while people cheered around me.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
It's got to be drunk, Yeah, I say, menace kid.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
All right? Greg? Would you say drunk and it's drunk?
Menace woody kid, Sammy, men is drunk? Men is drunk.
I'm going with I'm going with Gina. I get on
this one. But I'm gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult,
all right? So who jumped onto the table and started
to do the robot while the people cheered around them.
That would be me.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
That sounded very kid.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
It was. Yeah. It was the eighties. There was some
restaurant change called Tunes.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
It was basically like a chuck e cheese And I
was really into this one.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Song at the time. It was by Huey Lewis and
the news called hip to Be Square.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Yeah, but I thought it was called hip to be
Hip Hit the B Square when I was a kid,
Hit the B Square, I don't know, square in the face.
They were playing bingo or something. I don't know why,
but I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason
that song started playing. So I got on the table
and started doing the robot and people loved it.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
The robots a hip to be Square? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Dude, there's a banger right here.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
Come on, get on the table.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Day is a live right Yeah, he's a super golf Sorry,
show it to your moves.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Can I retire? No on the table to stand up? Yeah,
because the robot needs to be taken care of.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Come on, people cheer.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I was more you look back then dumb doing that?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
That's pretty good. Yeah, okay that medics is that you
or a robot. I have some more, but we do
we have to take a break, so we'll take the break,
then we'll come back. Did you do it as a
candor as a drunk adult? And people are texting theirs
over too, but this this one is super obvious. Just
came in superclude quarters to the floor of the gym

(48:37):
to watch people kick them for days. That's adult.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Ye, that's a kid thing. That's like a frank trunk
I do it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
That's a that's a high school kid. Yeah, one faculty
he fell so hard and all the students were laughing
at her. More what it shows next second? Alright, so
it did happen as a kid or did it happen
as a drunk adult? Either way, proud of these moments.

Speaker 16 (49:11):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping while skipping.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
This could be a red herring, tricky do you think kid?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Definitely? Could I knock the.

Speaker 16 (49:23):
Tooth out while skipping drunk?

Speaker 10 (49:25):
I say, drunk adult?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Drunk? Yeah, I agree, you think it would be a kid.
I think it's also kind of way like, dude, I
threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part of
the delivery. I'm thinking. I'm thinking it's drunk adult. I say,
drunk adult. Yeah, I'm going to do the obvious since
a kid.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I had a co worker she knocked out her front
teeth while drunk.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah, like just going down the side of let's find out.

Speaker 16 (49:51):
I was a drunk adult. Yeah, So I was skipping
down the app in Delray when my chill accidentally caught
a cracked sidewalk and I fell forward and my tooth
actually got entangled with an older woman's shawl. By the
time I landed, the tooth was gone. I am not
sure if it was the shawl or the concrete it

(50:12):
to get out, but regardless, my tooth was self just
kept going down the street.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever? Like
do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but

(50:41):
I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg.
If if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
survived his parents totally.

Speaker 13 (50:55):
I think woody on this one.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
That does seem woody ish.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you, like
poke holes in the seat or something.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Of my mom's car. She had the front bench sheet
of the super sweet Chrysler le Baron. That was a
kid was a kid.

Speaker 11 (51:14):
That's compelling. Man, it's Woody Kid.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Yeah yeah, Woody Kid.

Speaker 18 (51:18):
Yeah, all right, yeah yeah, everybody, all right.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Well I had a pen, but I couldn't find any paper,
so I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
Whose is that?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
That was me? I was a kid.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
the phone. I asked for a piece of paper. She
wouldn't give me one. She was talking to some broad
and I said, wait a second, we have white leather couches.
That's way better than a piece of paper.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Convenience.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
started crying. So until I was in high school, we
just had a big orange afghan throw When did.

Speaker 13 (51:59):
You explain to heard that it was her fault not.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Giving you I made that crystal grid?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
And then she accepted that there was no problem what.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
You write on the couch and scribbling my thoughts and
my dreams, my doodles.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
street sign.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Who has se that's now Greg does like to do traffic.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Tried to steal a street sign who did it? Who
did it? And was it as a kid or as
a drunk adult?

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Wood or Greg?

Speaker 13 (52:34):
Yeah, for sure, I think Greg as a kid.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
I'm going Greg drunk, Greg drunk.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
I'll go Greg kid.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I'm going Greg kid because we heard about you know
that story that his dad told where he and his
friends would like like la and get people to think
of their bodies.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
And he's like a traffic Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I'll say yeah, I'll say Greg Kid, great kid, Greg
Kid drunk? When a kid? All right, I'm going drunk.
Tried to steal a street sign.

Speaker 13 (53:04):
That was me when I was drunk.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Wow, what was the sign? Say? Humps? You didn't get it.

Speaker 13 (53:12):
Because grew an adults basically thirty years old.

Speaker 10 (53:16):
My friend had thirty Yeah. My friend had bought a house.

Speaker 13 (53:19):
I mean we're in buying houses stage in life.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
And on her street the street was spelled two different
ways on the street sign. One street sign had it
spelled one way, the other one had it spelled a
different way. And I said, well, if we steal one
of them, they have to replace it, because they weren't
replacing it, and there was all this confusions. So we
did cheer stunts to try and get the streets sign.

Speaker 10 (53:41):
And tried to take it down.

Speaker 13 (53:42):
It didn't work, but yeah, heart mission.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I have a similar story that I've shared on air
where we were drunk and my my friend had a
note parking sign out in the front of their house
and it was on a wood post. So we when
we're drunk, we sought it and we like cut it down,
and then we threw it in a lake and they
never replaced it. Yeah, so you can all the time. Yeah,
it was a drunk team.

Speaker 11 (54:05):
We stole I don't know what you call them when
there's a construction zone, not a saw horse, but those
sandwich board type things where they put a blinking yellow
light on top. And so I stole that and I
put it at my girlfriend's house at the time in
her backyard. But it was so bright with the blinking,
I thought this is going to be distracting. So I
threw it on her roof pane. Yeah. I was probably

(54:25):
seventeen and drunk.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Nice was it a kid or a drunk adult?

Speaker 23 (54:29):
I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Okay, first of all, Tomatoes, that place fast, That place
is great.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
Yeah, it's like a salad bar.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Great, So she put her mouth on the like soft
serve ice cream descend.

Speaker 10 (54:46):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 23 (54:47):
I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Okay, I would so like to You're gonna be drunk
and sweet at Sweet Tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy stuff?
And you're drunker the head like, hey, guys, I'm so
hammerd' go hit the salad bar?

Speaker 13 (55:05):
And did they kick out kids or did they just
tell their parents to watch them?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, I'm going drunk. I'm also going to kill drunk
adult pizza. Right that they did? Yeah? They did? All right,
let's find out.

Speaker 21 (55:17):
So, yeah, I was a drunk adult.

Speaker 23 (55:18):
I put my mouth all over.

Speaker 16 (55:20):
The ice cream. I the game out and.

Speaker 23 (55:22):
I have no idea why I kept doing it, but
I did.

Speaker 16 (55:25):
It was a lot of fun. Yeah, they kicked me
and my girlfriend out.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I know.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
All right, Well there I go. That's how you play.
Was it a kid or drunk adult?

Speaker 7 (55:35):
We gotta do that again.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Now we're gonna take a break. Eight seven seven forty four.
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(55:58):
being here. My name is what he That is Greg Gordon?
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(56:19):
Or is something he does a kid? The woman called
in and said that she put her mouth on the
ice cream machine got kicked out of that place. Yeah. Well,
in Washington, this guy, he was relaxing at home when
he got one of his bright ideas. He decided that
he was going to light off some fireworks inside of
his apartment. Fun. He shot a mortar firework into the
ceiling and the whole apartment complex now was on fire.

(56:43):
O fun. And then he then he got on the phone.
He called his estranged wife to say that he had
bombed the apartment and that bad people were after him.
So she calls the cops. They chased the guy around town.
This leads to an hour's long standoff. Now, guess what
got it to end? Got it?

Speaker 11 (57:02):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
His place was on fire. He had to get out.

Speaker 13 (57:05):
No, well, he already got out, and.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
They've been chasing around town at this point, and now
it's a standoff. Oh okay, I thought the standoff was
still in the building. Now think about the setup to
But I got into the story talking about the woman
getting kicked out of the place. Oh it's ice cream,
God damn it. He put his ice cream, asked him

(57:32):
for his demands, and he wanted a blizzard from dairy Quinn.
So they brought it to him and they gave it
to him. Medicine one of those tactical robots. Yes, and
then he surrendered deals a deal man, all right. Now,
why he shot the fireworks into his ceiling in the
first place? And he guessed drug? Paranoid wasted drugs? Yeah

(57:57):
what drug?

Speaker 10 (57:59):
Okay, was high on I'm gonna say acid?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Acid?

Speaker 13 (58:04):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Men said at first he was high on mes. So
he was arrested, hit with felony arson charges. I mean
the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
It's interesting though, as a request if he's on meth
because people are not hungry.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
He so skinny. Well, besides the blizzard from Dairy Queen,
he also wanted a burger from there. So I've never
gotten actual food from Dairy Queen. I've only gotten I've
only gotten ice cream.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
And I just learned the other day the really good
friend of mine, who is in his fifties, he's never
once had Dairy Queen ever.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Any kind of bar or anything.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Been to Dairy Queen with other people, but he never
ordered anything I go with. How can you go into
a dairy Queen and then not leave with something you
look ever or he's never even had it, not even once?
Is that just like his thing?

Speaker 22 (58:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Like is that his brag?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah? I ever had it inside I'm a hipster. Yeah,
I don't know if I've ever seen him really eat sweets.
He's a he's a big like. He likes whiskey and
bourbons and he's more like a sweet booze and you know, yeah,
well there's some big chains out there. I've never had savory. Well,
you were just saying something like the Gina the other

(59:12):
day said genas, so you know if you had you
know what Is it.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Like starving, starving sweet or savory A.

Speaker 11 (59:21):
And me to savory? Yeah, except for ice cream though.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
That's yeah, that's the eth Also, a couple in Florida
in the news they're facing charges and I have questions here. Parents,
You'll understand they left their sixteen year old off by
himself on the side of the road and told him
to go fend for himself. Oh cool, and they only
left him with some cash and a bag of handguns.

(59:47):
All right, that's the part I go. I don't know, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
all right. I understood everything up until bag of handguns.
But here's here's someone from the police department talking about it.

Speaker 24 (01:00:00):
Story was these people kicked him out of the car
and gave him two bags. And you know, once through
the course of that investigation talking with him, we were
able to figure out what was in those bags.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
There was the loaded.

Speaker 24 (01:00:12):
Weapons, and I believe there was a magazine as well.
The report indicates that the child was handed you know,
these bags and said you're the chosen one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Good luck, good luck. So that's okay. So according to
chosen one, it was the parents, the sixteen year old,
and then the eight year old sibling they're all in
the car and they're going somewhere. The sixteen year old's
decide that he doesn't want to go where they're going,
and that's when they pulled over and kicked him out
of the car. Say hey, right, fine, man, you're the
chosen one. Good Luck's so all of that I get.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
So it's kind of like they had a plan, like
he's always doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I've wanted to do something like that. I've not done it.
I certain wouldn't be setting him off on his own
with a bag of handguns. But I guess maybe, like
in the whole thing of all right, I am going
to kick you out of this car, but in case
you defend for yourself, here are some weapons that you
can get.

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
The goa ready.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Both parents charge d neglect without bodily harm also for
allowing a minor to possess a hand firearm. Yeah, neighbors
shocked because they say the parents are super friendly, very
family oriented and normal. So this just leads me to
believe that it was one of those parent moments where
you snap because these kids are dicks? Do they drive
you so crazy?

Speaker 11 (01:01:18):
Because if you take the guns out of the equation,
that's the plot of.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
A sitcom and they gave him money.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, well, yeah, I love you, but you're driving me crazy.
Get out here, get out, find your own way.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
And I know plenty of parents who have had their
kid like kicked out of the car and have to
like walk next to it all the way home.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Like people do this. Yeah, although you could probably get
brought up on charges even for that. Yeah these days.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Yeah, there used to be a lot of social media
videos back then, you know, where they would kick the
kid out of the car and they would record them
walking all the way back to sake.

Speaker 11 (01:01:49):
But yeah, you can't do that because people complain. Do
parents still wash their kids' mouths out with soap?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
No, I've never done.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Give you a diarrhears.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
I think, why haven't we done? That's actually, next time
someone smarts mouth, they're like, yeah, we're gonna do that.
I'll let you know how it goes, because that's a
threat they've never even heard, right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
My son's big thing now is because he's sixteen and
so we'll get into things every once in a while.
He knows everything. He's the world's biggest genius, and he
goes I can't wait till I'm eighteen and I can
get on my own, live them my own O. Good god, Dad,
you and me both Yeah yeah, like you know, like good.
But here's the thing I would enjoy where you're at

(01:02:33):
right now, because it's kind of like those last couple
of days of vacation. Really soak it in, yeah, you know,
because it's not going to be like this when you
get home, right, you got to go back to real life.
And in his case, he's going to experience real life
because I'm not paying for everything, right, and he absolutely knows.

Speaker 11 (01:02:49):
That he's going to appreciate it. In about twenty six years,
he's going.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
To be like, oh my god, I.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Had it made yeah because my life, yeah, my eighteen
and twenties, like I didn't really care about any of that.
So again, when you start really waking up in your
thirties totally and appreciating that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
But even still, I think when he goes from easy
Street to not really having to worry about all that
much too, I mean, you see what rents and stuff
are and the kind of jobs that you can get
when you're eighteen, I think you do when like you
can you barely.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
Together when his bill envelopes start coming to the house
red and pink note.

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
Super young, You'll share a two bedroom apartment with four
or five.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
People, and you'll have fun doing it. I've told the
story a number of times about you know the things
that I did, you know when I was super young
and Megapore and right sleeping on the floor the radio
station because I couldn't be able to get a bus
early enough to get back to work the next day
at first. Like, but things are different in just the
cost of living to income ratio right getting started is

(01:03:57):
really rough, way way more of now then it's ever been.
I think, yeah, just based on the stuff that you
see and how the cost of rents and living and
housing and all the other things have accelerated so much,
but yet the level of income has not come up
at this not even close to the same rate that
the other things have gone up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
If you like, stick to it and say I'm not
going to help you out, and if you're forcing that situation,
you figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
He will figure it out. Now, if he just moved
out out of defiance, I wouldn't help him out at all.
In the very beginning. He's not going to live in
my house. I want him to develop that sense of independence,
I will maybe supplement like I'll you know what, I'll
kick and I'll kick in half your rent or something
like that. Yeah, that's very generous, yes, of course. But
I'm saying, but that's if he goes through things through
the proper you know, sequence and does things. But if

(01:04:47):
it's this whole defiant, I could do it without you, fine,
show me, because then that will be the lesson. Then
when he comes inevitably crawling back, I'll go all right, look,
you have this place. I will help you. Now, I'll
help you maintain so you have you're not moving back
in here, right, that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Can you co sign for my apartment for the days
of the mommy daddy phone?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
But but I you know, and and then that will
have like an agreement about you know, look, I will
do this until this point. So between now and then,
you've got to figure out how you're gonna you know,
be lucky. Right, So that's anything nobody, yeah, nobody, nobody, zero,

(01:05:26):
No help on debt, me a car, nobody. Yeah. I
didn't borrow money. I never borrowed the dying.

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
That when you're got dying for my parents, out of school,
just getting started was the scariest time in my life
and also absolutely petrifying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Yeah, later in life I had to let go of
that animosity because you know, both my parents they were
helped by their parents, cars, houses, everything, And I'm like, why, why.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Why stop with me for some reason? What did I do?
I never like, you didn't need to drugs or anything
like that. I always mean, you know, not now as
a parent, but just even when I was younger, because
of my experience and the whole boarding school thing, and
everybody to me had this normal experience and I had
this like hellish experience, and I would just get so
mad when I would see somebody like get mad at

(01:06:14):
their parents and say that their parents were dicks and
they were unfair because they didn't get the car that
they wanted when they started driving. They did get a
car they but it wasn't the one that they wanted.
I'm like, are you insane? Like someone gives you a car? Like,
even at that point, I understood that was based on
that experience. I want my kids to have somewhat of

(01:06:37):
an experience of developing that independence and being able to
you know, and do it. But if it has to
be where it's hey, you push them right out of
the nest, because they're going to be all big and
bold and puff their chest at you and like, I
can't wait. Cool. Let me know how that goes, brother. Yeah,
you know. But if it's if it's just like they
want to show and depends they want to then yes,
I will be happy to assist them a little training wheels.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
It's all the attitude.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. We're gonna take a break and we'll
come back fail stories. It is Friday, after all fail stories.
Next on the Woody Show. Hang on with a little
extra effort, I think we can up our.

Speaker 8 (01:07:10):
Liability they show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I'll be right back fast.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
All right, So I believe I already mentioned this story,
and if I didn't, we can make it the official
first Friday fail story of the week. But okay, that
took a story from Tennessee. The skydiving instructor was doing
a tandem jump with the student. Yeah, okay, I did, okay,
Well for those of you who didn't hear it, yeah,

(01:07:42):
everything was was great, going according to plan. They jumped
out of the plane, but the tandem harness got caught
on the plane, which resulted in the student and the
instructor becoming separated news. So the student ended up landing
in a tree with only minor injuries thanks to the
parachute that he had. But uh, since it was tandem

(01:08:04):
and he had the parachute, that means that the instructor didn't.
And then you know he hit the ground. He's mega dead.
So yeah, FA's looking into what happened, but nothing has
been reported as a malfunction yet. But yeah, yeah, the
tandem just got just got caught on on the plane.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
That's a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Yeah, all right. I wasn't sure because if if we hadn't,
I would have included it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
But I know you've done skydiving, waddy, But would you
ever do it again?

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Yes, you would, but under certain conditions only because like
if somebody I knew really wanted to go, but I
might go with that person, but just for me to
go do it again, like on my own, no, because
it prove Yeah, I scratched that it or you know
I did the right term scratch that. Yeah, but you're so.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
Like casual and like low resting pulse when you were
like soaring through the airhel loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Cool, Oh dude, I loved it. I loved every second
of it is so cool. It was such a cool experience.
That's why I would be open to doing it again.
I just not by myself.

Speaker 13 (01:09:05):
Maybe with your kids when they're old enough, if they
want to go and they're like, dad.

Speaker 10 (01:09:08):
Come with us.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Maybe Yeah, I mean that might be something. Yeah, you
hear a story like this, Yeah, not good happens to me.
Cars crashed, planes crashed, Different things happen like it. Just
you know, what are you going to do? Great? Death
is gonna get you. You have a one d chance of
death you do so jump out of a plan rush.
My point is like, you don't do that, but then
you get hit by a bus crossing the street. So

(01:09:30):
if you're interested in doing it, do it. Don't go
to just anybody, Like, do some research, find out that
everybody's got everything. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, exactly. Got time
for the official and failed stories we hadn't got to
yet here on the Wooden Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

(01:10:30):
boys and girls, time once again for your Friday fan story.
I'd been the fact. They had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. I think that's

(01:11:02):
a pretty good guy. Hot damn. Even the miller. I
thought we were really right in there. Man in the pocket,
thank you, Jim right in the pocket. All right, So fail, Sorry.
This is about this twenty seven year old tick tard
who stirred up some trouble after he filmed himself. He
was walking around the streets of Paris. He was wearing
a medical face mask, and he pretended to inject people

(01:11:24):
with syringes when they weren't paying attention. This as funny. Now,
these kind of pranks, I guess, have been on the
rise in Europe and people didn't take it very well.
Cops are called, and because he had filmed himself and
posted it under his own profile, he was pretty.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Easy to find anything for clout.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
He was arrested and they worked very quickly over there.
He's already had his day in court. His lawyer asked
for clemency, but the judge is like nope, and sentenced
this idiot to a year in fail jail. Good sale,
that's how it's done.

Speaker 10 (01:11:58):
He's ready to get beat up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah comes, yeah, death, all right, let's see this one, okay,
So imagine pigeons with little backpacks filled with marijuana, delivering
two people at different locations throughout New York City. Love
You Dream. So this is a This is a promotional

(01:12:23):
video for a company who posts it's called Project Pigeon.
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
We're here at delivery headquarters or is I like to
call it the coup.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
My name is Jeff, I run the Coup.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Today is day fifteen of our pigeon delivery training program.
We are going to be using my carrier pigeons to
deliver to our customers in Manhattan.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Brooklyn, and Queens. They have a homing device in their head.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
We give them a specific address and they come back
here to the coop.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
They're not flying rats.

Speaker 14 (01:12:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
We do have to instruct the customers to keep their
windows open and you feel that, guys, wind's going northward.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
It's a real issue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
We're talking to JFK about their flight patterns because it
is getting in our way.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Okay, I can I guess what this is? Can I guess? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
This is definitely Ai and I do people it's not Ai.
It's his dude, but it is. It is fake.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Okay, so it's not a real thing, but that didn't
stop Fox five News in New York City from from
doing a story on it. They fell for it, hook
line and sinkers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Like carrier pigeons, you remember them from back in the day, Well, now.

Speaker 16 (01:13:33):
They're being used to deliver more than just messages.

Speaker 11 (01:13:36):
I don't think anybody actually remembers those like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
We read about them who actually.

Speaker 25 (01:13:41):
Used those things, like the Medieval Times local Dispensary the
travel agency is testing out a new pilot program that
uses carrier pigeons to deliver some weed all across the city.
Sounds like somebody got hi, I had an idea. Under
those programmed pigeons will make deliveries war wearing many backpacks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
That are designed to carry up to the orders to
be placed online.

Speaker 25 (01:14:03):
The dispensary says the cannabis carrier pigeon program will begin
next summer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Talk about free help, right, I mean I want to
help to go around sales human.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
It might have been just a pitch video like let's
make this happen.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
I mean it could be it's just a marketing stunt.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
It worked, yep.

Speaker 22 (01:14:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
This broad in China was having some back issues, which
you know most people would just take something for it
to go see a doctor, but no, no, no, this chick.
She decided that the swallowing live frogs would be the
best way to deal with it. With the frogs, Yep,
she swallowed five of them, Greg God, and then she
followed that up with three the next day, so total

(01:14:45):
of eight frogs. Well, surprise, surprise didn't work back still
killing her. But also she's like, man, she had some
excruciating stomach pain. You don't say. She goes to the hospital.
They tell her, hey, guess what, You're infected with the
tape worm and it's destroying your stomach. And but that
was destroying her stomach, not like she's just losing weight

(01:15:06):
like it was. That's why the excruciating pain in her
stomach because it was literally tearing days look so good.
She was in the hospital for over two weeks. Sale,
what goes through your mind?

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Yeah, goes through your intestine?

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
But God, like, what right those are you? Friday Fail
Stories eight seven seven forty four wies It's what's up
with what's going in SoC spores? H Jeff G. Well,
go Dodgers and hap to Friday Jeff G.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Hi, good buddy, what do you show. Let's go ahead
and start with our Dodgers. They are moving on to
the NLCS thanks to a basis loaded air by the
Phillies pitcher. Here's what it sounded like on our sister station,
AM five seventy the.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Old one pitch pas crowns back to Kirk we can't
find it home.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Story The Dogs are going to the championship.

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Tis now Hayesan Kim missed home played originally, but smartly
went back and tagged it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Dodgers win and are moving on.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
For half a second, I felt bad for the Phillies pitcher.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Then I realized he's on the Phillies and I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Dodgers don't know who they're playing yet. Brewers and Cubs
Game five is tomorrow. That winner will face the Dodgers
in the NLCS, starting on Monday. NFL Giants upset the
Eagles last night. Sunday, Chargers and Rams both on the
road with early games. Chargers and Dolphins and Rams and
Ravens start at ten am.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
NBA Lebron James.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Is gonna miss the first three to four weeks of
the season with sciatica. Listen, bro I got sciatica. I'll
send you a couple stretches. Man but get back out there.
Dog College football. UCLA is gonna try to repeat their
magic against Michigan State on the road, and USC is
hosting Michigan tomorrow. Hockey Ducks lost to Seattle last night.
They're in San Jose tomorrow and the Kings are in

(01:17:01):
Winnipeg tomorrow morning at ten thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Have a great sports weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Congrats once again to the Dodgers. I'm Jeff g and
that's your SoCal sports I Jeff Glarge.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Disgusting the Woody Show. So this happened in Dallas. This
woman was at a shopping center and she held the
door for another woman. And this is this is one
of my pet beeves. People just assume that you're the dormant,

(01:17:33):
absolutely like, oh I'm here. I'm here to make sure
I hold the door for you, your highness in that situation.
Always just so you're welcome, right, That's that's the most
I'll do in that situation. I'll go like, oh yeah, no,
probably no problem anytime, don't worry about it. And this
woman that she held the door for didn't didn't thank
her at all. Now the woman who's holding the door,

(01:17:54):
she engages. They get into it. They start arguing with
each other. Then the argument dies down they both walk away.
Now the door holder headed to another store, but what
she didn't know is that she was being followed by
the no Manners chick and they start arguing again. Ladies,
can't you just let it be sometimes on? No, No,

(01:18:18):
we're gonna talk about this right now. Yeah, So the
stores employees told them, hey, you guys gotta leave. You
can't be doing this in here. So that spills out
into the parking lot. The door holder through a water
bottle at the no Manners chicks car.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
My god.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
That leads to a physical fight. Now keep in mind,
this all started with someone being nice and the door
and while it wasn't what she should have done, the
worst defense here is that somebody didn't say thank you,
which is a dick move but still okay. So now
there's the physical fight in the parking lot that has
been you know, this whole thing playing out. And that's

(01:18:55):
when the no Manner's chick pulled out a gun and
shot the woman who held the door for her. Now
she's dead. No Manners chick is in jail for murder.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Stupid where I thought I was going?

Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
I get wanting the last word, like he's met.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
But damn, I've gotten pretty good at just learning to
ignore things. And like I'm talking all kinds of things,
annoying people, annoying situations. I take a deep breath and
I go whatever, and I go about my business. I
kind of like, And I know you love him to

(01:19:42):
the basse ed cheering, Gina loves ed sheer.

Speaker 18 (01:19:47):
I love what he plays the bass, right, I believe
you said you would suck it to the base, But okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
I just really admire him as a musician.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Yeah, sure, anyway, he doesn't have a cell phone. What Yeah,
he doesn't doesn't have a cell phone, just doesn't have one.
Taylor Swifter just mentioned that when she was doing some interviews, saying, oh, man,
I we realized that we forgot to tell Ed about
the engagement on the story Charlotte and the God was
talking to him at the iHeartRadio Music Festival and that

(01:20:18):
we're going to exchange a number or you know, no,
I'm sorry, Oh yeah, it was okay. So yeah, and
he goes, no, man, he goes, just take my email.
I don't have a phone. He doesn't have a phone. Yeah,
And I thought about, man, that is kind of next
step level because while I've gotten pretty good about ignoring
certain things that are annoying and whatever, and it's so

(01:20:39):
much better when you don't care, well, when you're not involved.
There's a lot of things I didn't care about to
begin with, but then there were there was a level
of where it's like okay on things that are that
are in this level, things I did care about or
put some attention or to some emotional energy behind, and
even that I've paired down. So now it's a very
very small amount of things that I give that kind

(01:21:02):
of like energy to. And you've you've noticed that you
you had said something recently about man, you just seem.

Speaker 11 (01:21:07):
Yeah, you're something about you definitely has gotten lighter, way lighter.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Yep, yeah, way better. I'm not bothered, you know, I'm
not bothered. Even then there are things and it happens,
and it's really difficult because I'm also a very petty person.
I'm a vengeful person.

Speaker 11 (01:21:25):
Story, I kind of get the hold the door lady,
but like I don't know if I could let it go.
But if I'm on a walk and I say hi
to somebody passing by and they don't say hi, I
wait about ten feet separation.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Then I said or not.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
Or not.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Because I can't let it go. So I encourage everybody
because it's pretty tense times. It seems like everybody's so
on edge and just on the edge of snapping and
doing something really dumb. They could have really far reaching consequences. Destroyed,
someone's dead, someone's in jail. Now you have to, like,
whatever it might be, whatever the consequence might be, like,
try to take a deep breath and realize that in

(01:22:04):
the grand scheme of things, the ninety nine percent is
just not that big a deal. Does matter? It doesn't matter, right,
it doesn't matter. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
I was mad at myself a couple of weeks ago
because I was at a hotel and my favorite thing.
A lady walks in, she goes thirteen, Yeah, and my responsible.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
And what was she asking for? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
And I did my favorite thing, Oh I don't work here,
And I was like, I shouldn't even just said that,
because that just starts confordening fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
What do you ask me? What's next? Four to fifteen?

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
No, I just shouldn't even engaged, you know, like, what
is it like it's fun for me to say I
don't work here.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
It's hilarious. It's pretty trying to spend. Yeah, you're just
trying to say what you're gonna say, maybe even like
to your sub but then try to move on after that. Yeah,
I'm saying this. I'm not preaching anybody. I'm not trying
to preach here. I'm just sharing something that has I
feel has been very metavisual for me.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
And you don't have to accept every invitation to fight,
you know, like they're they're asking you like, will you
join me in this fight?

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Like no, And you guys know, I love a good confrontation.
I don't shy from confrontation. I don't And because sometimes
that is the way to get things done, Like in
a business setting, if you go like, oh, and now
you're stuck doing something that you don't want to do
or you don't think it's the right thing to do
and you need to fight, you to advocate for yourself.
And that's in medical situations or maybe sometimes it work,

(01:23:35):
but there are most of the times where it's just like,
you know, shut up, yeah, let it go, who cares? Yeah,
let it let it fail, let it flop, let's not
your problem, not my monkey's not my circus.

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
You know, only on this dot for a short time.
Have fun.

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
Yeah, this reminds me of that time I screamed at
a woman because my dog was on a leash. This
is my previous dog who was way meaner than my
current dog, and her dog was awfully and she yelled
at me and said, keep your dog away from me.
And I went up to her nose. My nose was
almost touching her nose.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
I said, your dog's the one not on a leash.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
You effing Yeah, yeah, I bet to this day she
remembers it, so I'm surprised he does.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
But but but Morgan, when when when Greg gets that point? Yeah,
it's over, it's bottled up from all the other stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Yes, yes, right, which I always thought it would be
cool to have a concealed carry license.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
O God, not trust myself. I love Reggie Gory. It's
so funny when you were here. Now now and we're
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's uh what Greg's Gina Gray, we got Sea Bass,

(01:24:55):
we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight for
Woodie if you prefer to text, which I'm gonna need
you to uh to text here in a second, I
have another round of what you show? Do you dig It?
And yeah, you can text over to two two nine
eight seven. You can find us on social media. Look
for us. They are at the Woody Show. We got

(01:25:16):
the d uy Q coming up for you this hour,
a chance to win something with the dumb Ass Contest.
But yeah, uh do you dig It? And I discovered
some music you guys, what you new music Discovery, New
Music Discovery. No, it just it popped up on social
and uh, these guys have kind of caught a little
bit of lightning in a bottle where like their clip

(01:25:36):
of them kind of teasing a new song that they
that they wrote just started getting shared around a bunch
and it's it's it's all over and like George Lopez, uh,
just put it out the other day. He's like he
he caught onto it and he's got, you know, got
a couple of million followers or whatever. And then Lopez,
well it because so here's here's the thing. Uh, it's

(01:25:59):
kind of like it's indie rock, but they they they
they kind of dabble into into punk also like a
little hip hop stuff. The name of the band is
Dogma Society never heard of him before. Uh Dogma Society
is the name of the band. And the uh, the
clip that was that was getting sent around that just
keeps getting reposted everywhere. You know. The person who originally

(01:26:22):
posted it was like, man, these random Mexican kids in
a garage might have just wrote the best indie rock
song of the fall. And so that intrigued me. And
I'm like, all right, I'll check it out. I'm always
down to here something cool. We do, do you digg
its on the show from time to time? And uh,
and I listened to it, I'm like, Damn, these kids
sound really really good. Uh. They're from Salt Lake City

(01:26:45):
at least that's that's where they're based. I think they're
originally from Texas originally. And Sunny Rivers is the vocalist
and he's he's got a cool sound. He got Sebastian
Perez Diego Perez Gunner Gonzales who's the drummer, and then
Chino who is on rhythm guitar. Chino is from Long Beach.

(01:27:09):
But yeah, they're they're based in Salt Lake City, but
they're all originally from Texas and these these guys are
just making it making it happen. I think it's a
di y thing. Like I was reading a little bit
about them and they just started throwing these underground shows
like just do It Yourself. Kind of showed that. It
reminds me of Joe Koy when he was telling his story,
and it's a lot of stuff like in skate culture,

(01:27:30):
in that punk scene, and so quote, Dogma Society remains raw,
real and rooted in their identity as a band made
up entirely of minorities telling stories of struggle, youth, and defiance.
All right, now, Greg, I think you're going to love
this song.

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
I think if you heard it for the first time
ever and liked it that She's usually not a first
listen guy. So I heard just a little clip. It's
not even out yet. I think they're releasing it next week,
next Wednesday. And if you go to their instagram, Dogma
Society and it's the number nine, so Dogma Society nine.
There's a thing where you can like pre save the
song so when it gets released, like you'll have it.

(01:28:08):
But nobody's heard the full song. But I reached out
to them and I said, hey, man, I really dig
your stuff. Any chance that you can send me and
they did nice and and so I know that they're
listening right now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Guys, great work, keep grinding, and I'm excited. I'm excited
to uh, I'm excited to share this because they said
they have never had a song of theirs played on
the radio before, and Greg, it kind of is like
I get, I kind of feel like I'm doing like
a wine, like a like a wine, getting it, strokes, killers, interpool,

(01:28:43):
all kind of all kind of there. So the name
of the song is the first time anybody's heard it
all the way through. Their fans haven't even heard it
all the way through yet. It's called see It All.
But it's gonna be out next week. Check it out
and then do you dig it?

Speaker 14 (01:28:59):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (01:29:00):
No, over to two to nine Dogma Society, See it
All you needs to discover. It's the one show, say.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
The side you had to get hold of you so
but so, No, I was missing everything you know you got.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
They've never had a song of theres played on the
radio before until now, and that was the first song
that even their own fans have got a chance to hear.
That song and its entirety, that is the full song
that's been getting shared around this clip that has gone
viral for them, and a lot of people are getting
behind and going, wow, who the hell are these guys.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
They're good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Yeah, They're called Dogma Society Society and that's the song
called See It All, which is gonna be I think
available next Wednesday and Wednesday or Friday's next week next week,
Wednesday or Friday. And you can go to their Instagram.
It's a Dogma Society nine and there's a pre save
right on their profile. You'll see you could pre save
it so that when it gets released you can have

(01:30:12):
that for yourself. And I'm looking at the I'm looking
at the text and it is I have not seen one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Like the question was, do you dig it? It's all digits, Yeah,
it's all digits. Yeah. And again the all from this post.
This is what I'm saying, Man, put yourself out there,
get on social media, do things. Just this this post
popped up and it said these random Mexican kids in
a garage might have just wrote the best indie rock
song of the fall. I'm like, all right, what is this?

(01:30:40):
And every once in a while we get to use
the platform here for good, you know, not just guess
whose guests.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
No, they have, but they have another song. I'm sure
they have more than just one another song. But it's
so good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Oh the other one I played for you?

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Yeah, what is it so good?

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Yeah, this one's out. You can find you can find
their music on cause I did find like an Apple
Music and Spotify and all that kind of stuff. Yeah,
it's called get Away.

Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
I love this song.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Yeah, here's just another clip of that. I just say. Yeah,
that's uh, that's a song that genus dismatchut. I played
that for them earlier in the week before I had
a copy of the new one. But yeah, it's called
get Away. That one's out now. You can hear that
one now very and here here the thing I said. Yeah,
it's kind of like Struggs anyway. Shout out to those guys,

(01:31:27):
Shout out to the Prez family, and uh, there you go.
Dogma Society is the name of the band. Check it out,
glad you guys dug it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
And I like them. I would love for them to
do like a we're gonna hit them up, but like
do like some kind of like what do you show things?
It was kind of fun, do show up. We'll throw
a little part. You know how our parties go. Typically
it's like a rise against or offspring or Coolio or
Cypress Hill that we've had and you know, go for
a go for a new band. But anyway, shout out

(01:31:57):
to those guys. You guys are doing great work and
and keep grinding. Guys. All right, we're gonna take a break.
We'll come back. It's a dumb ass contest. If you
want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody, we're
gonna play the d u y Q eight seven seven
forty four Woody and your chance to win. Next. Hey,
this is Nony and it's a Friday morning, and we

(01:32:21):
got today's dumb ass contest, chance to win some stuff.
We're gonna play.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
The dui Q.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
And we're looking for someone to be our contestant. Eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Now why get somebody here
on that SeaBASS explaining the way the game works to everybody, Please.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
I hit these streets and find someone who's nice and
drunk to ask them trivia questions. So that's the game,
is whether they can answer the trivia questions. You don't
answer the trivia questions.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
It's too easy.

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
These are easy, easy, easy trivia questions. But you guess
whether the drunk person gets them right or wrong. If
you guess correctly two times out of a three, U win.
And I have a special bonus prize for our in
studio players. This really wow folks who are familiar with
the show. Of course, we have folks two guys, a
guy and a girl, I should say, in studio, Menace
and Sammy, who are never read a book.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
Between the two of them in high school.

Speaker 8 (01:33:10):
Yeah, so they compete against the drunk and I have
a special prize for them a book.

Speaker 7 (01:33:16):
All right, folks, what this is Trader Joe's Halloween back.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
It is cute.

Speaker 7 (01:33:26):
You know, you're right, so cute.

Speaker 8 (01:33:32):
It's my Trader Joe's last night. It's black and green
and pink or purple. And they had these out like
a fresh box of them, and they had a girl
guarding them because people were ravaging up. So, Sammy, if
you beat Menace and you you this, why would you
on a dumb Trader Joe's tote bag?

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Why would I.

Speaker 7 (01:33:53):
Inside that something's warm smelled Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
It's well.

Speaker 8 (01:34:09):
So two of the world's collide Dinald nuggets, which are
not available on treater Jos.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Yeah, yeah, that is a cute overload. All right, Well
we have a contest and let's say hi to Thomas.
Good morning Thomas, Thomas.

Speaker 14 (01:34:22):
Hey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Hi boy. All right, so you're gonna play the dui q.
You just heard the way the rules work. We're gonna
get a guess for fun on Menace and Sammy they're competing. Yeah,
so they're gonna take this very serious lock. Yeah, you
just have to guess if the drunk is gonna get
it right or not. And before we get to the
questions account, we have a little clip here of the
drunk person, so we have a little better idea. Just
how with it or not with it they are? And

(01:34:44):
who is this person? C best.

Speaker 8 (01:34:46):
We've got a young lady here named Sheila, and she's
got a whole long list of things to get her
ready for the duiq.

Speaker 26 (01:34:52):
Al Right, I just turned twenty one, like two weeks ago,
so I can have to party. These guys put money
in my pants earlier because I was dancing. I have
had something that had run in it and some orange stuff,
and I had whiskey with coke, and I had vodka

(01:35:13):
Red Bull, and I had a yellow shot and had
some wine and I had some beer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
And I had I don't know. I think that's it.
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Liane, Yeah, so that's that's Shila Shela Thomas. Are you
ready for question number one?

Speaker 14 (01:35:33):
I don't know. I was just thinking about a hangover,
d u. I Q.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Xenophobia is the fear of what xenophobe. And I've heard
the word. It gets used a lot. But have people
absorbed it? This is what I talk about. I've not
absorbed it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
No, When like when we talked, we were talking about books,
and I'm like, well, there's terms like you know, like
a catch twenty two or a lolita that like people
using conversation, And that's why you want to know these things,
because you cultural color and context your your daily life.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Right Again, I've heard the term, I mean, but a
lot of times people who would use a word like
that I tune out of.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
That's a good call, that's fair, fair.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Fair, Uh. And I questioned if they even know what
it means. Usually not exactly. I will say, Shila, no medicine, Sammy,
no sweep it for no triple menace and Sammy, do
you think that Sheila will get it. No, no, no,
all right, Thomas, what do you think?

Speaker 14 (01:36:34):
Yeah, that's a no for me too, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Question number one for the d U i Q. Xenophobia
is the fear.

Speaker 13 (01:36:40):
Of what, Sammy, that would be magazines magazine.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Okay, magazinhobia magazine, xenophobia. Okay, menace. I'm will bet that's wrong.
It's xenophobia.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
I've heard this a billion times, but it is something
that's anti Jewish.

Speaker 8 (01:37:02):
Well it technically could be, but that is not the
general anti semitism.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
That's too. Yeah, specific, it's great. You did let them know.

Speaker 11 (01:37:10):
What do you You could probably ferret it out. But
it's the fear of foreigners.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Or the outside where you're from.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Okay, all right, Well let's see if if she had
come up with that answer. If she comes up with
that answer, I might consider suicide.

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
Xenophobia is the fear of what.

Speaker 26 (01:37:28):
I know, that fear of the dark.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Are you free of the dark?

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
No, I am.

Speaker 26 (01:37:34):
Afraid of emotional intimacy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
You know, at least she's honest girl.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
I like her emotions right now.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
I like the honesty. That's cool. All right, So congratulations Thomas,
you're on the board. You got your first point. You
only need one more, not any I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
I'm gonna have one.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Got Question number two for the d u i Q.

Speaker 15 (01:37:59):
Name two major league baseball teams who's mascots are types
of birds?

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
All right, Baseball Baseball? Obviously we're right to the heart
A playoff games. Yes for Sammy, Yes for Sammy, No
for Sheila. On the fence with Menace, somebody, somebody sway me.

Speaker 11 (01:38:18):
Yeah, I think you see. I think you're right to
say no to Menace. I'm not sure about Medas. I
think I think instinct. I'll say yes to mena, yes
to Menace, yes to Sammy, no to Sheila.

Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
I'm going to say yes to Sammy and no to Menace.

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
And Shaila I'm gonna say yeah, yeah, yes to Menace,
no to Sammy, and no to Shayla.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
All right, Thomas, what do you say?

Speaker 14 (01:38:49):
I think you guys are all going to get it,
but our dust friend is not.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Okay, So Shala, no Menace and Sammy yes, d y Q.

Speaker 15 (01:38:56):
Question number two, Name two major League baseball teams who's
mascots are types of birds?

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
You have the the Blue Jays and you had the Cardinals.

Speaker 13 (01:39:09):
Okay, I was so not thinking of this correctly?

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
What misinterpret this?

Speaker 27 (01:39:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 14 (01:39:18):
How?

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Hold on? Did I hear it wrong? Hold on?

Speaker 15 (01:39:22):
Two major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?

Speaker 16 (01:39:26):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:39:27):
And then we clarified?

Speaker 16 (01:39:28):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:39:29):
I know, I can't believe think I was thinking of
the like physical mascot that they have on the field
and doesn't like the Phillies have a weird physical mascot.

Speaker 10 (01:39:37):
That's a bird.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
It's a fanatictic cryptid. But there's other there's other teams
to go with.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
I know.

Speaker 13 (01:39:44):
And then I wrote down there. I can't believe I
just did this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
You wrote down what the Angels angels? Because I couldn't.

Speaker 13 (01:39:49):
I was like, what I was thinking so incorrectly.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
It's too because when I thought the Red Sox, I
was like, okay, well they have Tessie, Like I was
thinking of the mascot mascot.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
What else did you write down? Angel? Two to right?

Speaker 13 (01:40:03):
Phillies and Angels is what I was thinking, Like the
Red Sox happened?

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
Never thought, you know, I mean to be fair, like
the basketball team, the Clippers have a bald eagle.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
Okay, it's a band. I mean, there's so many more
love obvious like super hard.

Speaker 13 (01:40:22):
I was thinking it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:26):
I mean, you're not getting that. We're also looking for orioles.
And by the way, all three of those have bird
mascots as well. In the field pirates have a bird
as a mascot.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Maybe you're taking a parrot. The rally monkey. Yes, it
was the.

Speaker 13 (01:40:39):
Rally monkey for the Angels, that's what they have.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
Those were the things that I can't believe.

Speaker 13 (01:40:47):
I'm so stressed out trying to get this bag that
I'm overthinking.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Thomas, Just to just to clarify, you said that the
drunk shade would not get this right. Correct, all right,
So if that is the case, you will be the winner.
Let's see if you are named.

Speaker 15 (01:41:00):
Two Major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Black bowks?

Speaker 10 (01:41:07):
What that one bred?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Herron?

Speaker 7 (01:41:12):
Are they right?

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
All those are? Harol Thomas. Congratulations, you are a winner
here on the d u i Q. Thank you, Yes, well,
congratulations to you, sir. Quick and easy work for you
this morning on a prize and we appreciate Listen to
the Woodies show, thank you and hang on, we will

(01:41:33):
we will get all of your information.

Speaker 7 (01:41:36):
Is a Herron mascots.

Speaker 8 (01:41:37):
It is for the stupid soccer team into Miami, and
it's made of upcycled sports.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Gear, cool jack asses. Question number three for the d
U i Q. Now, Sammy, you need this one just
to tie. Have you thought about some kind of tie
breaker set? If there is a tie, we'll have a
dino nugget eating chow. All right to medic, congratulations on
your wint alright. Question number three d u i Q.

(01:42:05):
Who are the three main stooges?

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:42:08):
Come on, nice always watches three stooges and talks about
how funny it is.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
Right because she's an old lady and a younger person's body.
I will say that. I will say that Sammy will
get this one. I think Menace will come up at
least with one or two, but I don't think he's
gonna get all three.

Speaker 13 (01:42:27):
Can I get the bag if I get a bonus?

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Okay maybe maybe maybe name three more.

Speaker 28 (01:42:35):
The questions main stooges? Yes, well, yeah, more stooges. Okay,
that's why the question is made. I'm gonna I don't
know it, Sheila, obviously, I mean you know, obviously, yeah,
But yes to Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
No to Medas same and notice, all right, medicine and Sammy,
do you think that Shaila's gonna get it?

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
All right, are you guys ready with your answers? Yes?
Question number three for the d u I Q. Who
are the three man stoogess Menace? Larry, Curly and Mo Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:43:06):
Sammy, Yes, Larry and Curly?

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
All right? Now there is another one, at least one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
Yeah, there's three more.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
Can you name another one for the win? Now? It's
a tie menace Menngi, Sammy Shemp. Yeah you've heard that.
Now you haven't heard that? Now? He was hilarious. And

(01:43:36):
then there was what Curly Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:43:37):
Joe and Curly Joe?

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
Wow? Greg? I mean was it a TV show or
was it a movie?

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
Both?

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Mostly?

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
All right, Sammy, Dad's super into this coming at you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
All right. I mean technically I want technically do you.

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
Have a Dino nugget?

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
But what do you mean? Technically?

Speaker 13 (01:43:56):
He got two right and I only got one right,
but I got the extra point on the one.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Here's what we
can do. Here, here's what we can do. Sammy. You
keep the tote bag, menace, you keep the dinal nuggets
is it everybody respect the baby here?

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
I mean, you know, it only seems fair and everybody
gets what they want?

Speaker 8 (01:44:21):
Is now the second break that given Sammy so she
can never hate me again?

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
You see?

Speaker 29 (01:44:27):
That is everything that you remember that there will be
are there everything you remember? And we should point out
those dinald nuggets. The Trader Joe's topebags are mini totes,
so they're even cure.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Oh well you got fun of these dinal nuggets. It's
one whole bag. Yeah, put them in the illegal office.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
I think I got a stegasaurus.

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
It took a quick break on oy once again. I'm
an idiot. Pop what happened now? I forgot to play
the answer for quesch number three from our drunk friend Shala.
You got so caught up in the the bag? Yeah,
and then nuggets? I guess got distracted understanding dumb. Sorry.

(01:45:07):
Plenty of listeners pointed out one an idiot I was
on the text and that Yeah. So here was the
question for question number three in this last round of
the d U I.

Speaker 7 (01:45:16):
Q, who are the three main stooges?

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
All right, and so we mo Larry curly shem uh?
What were the other one there were Joe. Okay, I
wouldn't have come up with come up with But did
Shela get it right? We all guess know that would not.
Our drunk friend Shada would not get it right. Who
are the three main.

Speaker 26 (01:45:36):
Stooges Huey Dewey and Louis Stewey and Louis What.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
Do they do?

Speaker 26 (01:45:42):
They go to poke each other in the eyes and
they put their hand up really bad and they make
noises and honk each other's noses and souf.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Gey Stewey and Louis. I noticed.

Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
Yeah, my dad's gotten deep into the like Pluto TV
because he watches like gun smoke and stuff. Yeah, so yeah,
a lot of that, and then Stooges will come up
and all that stuff for like old people, bumper food
for you feel like.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
It's kind of a thing. As a guy, there's some
kind of pressure to say how much you love the Stooges,
Like guys aren't supposed to say that they don't like
the Three Stooges.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
Well, especially if you're a comedy person.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Well, they were the originators of such and such a yeah,
the French school.

Speaker 11 (01:46:24):
Of Yeah, but no, I mean, as a kid, I loved.

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Him each other.

Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Are the European no no, but like itchy and scratchy.
But that's the whole Jerry Lewis thing where they think
like clowns and slapstick is the highest form of comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
And uh, Frida, you can go see bats you don't.

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
Yeah, I'll be having some nuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
He hates Friday, so we were like, you know what, man,
you can go yeah, don't bring the room down. Yeah yeah, yea.
So Fridday, Oki, we have for a bunch of songs
suggested from the listeners. If you have a good one
you think you'd like to hear on a future round
of Friday. Okay, you can set it. Yeah, well, well
we have all the different songs here in the hat.
I will draw one out, okay, and oh it's the

(01:47:14):
Good Ones classic huh nineteen eighty something like it already.
The name of the artist is when in Rome. The
name of the song is the promise. I love this
this This is one of my favorite I love this song. Greg.
You can handle it. I can handle it. You know
what you want to go back and forth? Like, I'll

(01:47:35):
do one verse, you do another verse. That would be great.
Everybody can can join in on the on the chorus
because every everybody knows this was This was even feature
at the end of Napoleon Dynamite. Wait, is this the
one song that goes Rome? If you want, that's Rome
from B fifty two. This is the band when in

(01:47:57):
Rome And if you wait around the world, thank you too.
I have so Greg, everybody feel free to sing along.
All right, Okay, this is gonna be so sweet. How
about I'll do I'll do first verse, all the timing
and you know the song menace and then and then Greg,
you can jump in everybody, everybody for the chorus. All

(01:48:18):
right again feature at the end of Napoleon Diamond. Alright,
I'm gonna need the lyrics. Bs on. If you need
a friend, look to a strange you know, Indie end.

Speaker 27 (01:48:36):
I'll always be there hailing it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
And when you're in doubt, and when you're in danger,
take a look a little bound and I'll be there. Everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Come on, you got I'm singing for worse the same.
I know that music you calling me.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Promise, promise you all right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
Bring your up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
You're ready right when.

Speaker 27 (01:49:17):
Your day is through and so is your tennver you
know what to do, I'm gonna always be man sometimes
bent by shows.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
It's not what's intent. These words just come outs with
no cross to everybody went back on.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
It's our time to shine.

Speaker 20 (01:49:52):
Just thinking out the ris the same I know that
built the way to be music.

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
You the wild, make you fought for me? I promise,
promise you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
I'm saying, but I'm just thinking of the same. I
know they don't sound the way I'm glad to walk
the world that make you full for me?

Speaker 17 (01:50:20):
Miss you, promise you.

Speaker 4 (01:50:27):
And then we got a little pretty apt.

Speaker 7 (01:50:29):
It's never having story.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
I mean, up there again, all I think about is Napoleon.
Oh wait, hold on, it's our time again. Here y
got it?

Speaker 17 (01:50:39):
I tell you, I mean to tell you, gotta tell you,
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of what it's say.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
I know they don't sound.

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
The way I'm glad them to me, say you made
about the who promise you? I'm shaving up thinking of
about say.

Speaker 17 (01:51:12):
I know they don't sound the way to.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Want the world, make you though for me? Promise shoot, promise.

Speaker 30 (01:51:26):
Will yeah, yeah yeah will yill.

Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
Woo woo all right, man good, all right, more what
he show's next? Hang up?

Speaker 29 (01:51:50):
So what do you go with.

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
What's going to do it for this hour? That's gonna
do it for today's show, and that, ladies and gentlemen,
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Speaker 11 (01:52:38):
Please Yeah, this weekend, avoid all the things that make
you fat, like pictures, mirrors, and scales.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Yep. Sounds like a plan. Yeah, that's the plan. All right,
thank you very much, Greg Gorye. Would I try to
avoid mirrors as much as I can As just a
general rule. Yeah, it's so disappointing. It's like a funeral,
Jewish funeral.

Speaker 7 (01:52:59):
Righty you cover all the beers.

Speaker 4 (01:53:01):
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Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
A great Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
You mother,