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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
He's the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's Monday, beginning of a brand new week again. Hear
it out, Joku just finished the last week and now
right back. All right, So it's October thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
My name is one of you. That is Greg Gory. Hi,
we got nice.
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text over to two to nine eight seven. Of course,
the weekend cheers and jeers will get caught up on
all the trending news headlines in case you decided to
(01:42):
put your head in the sand or crawl under a rock.
This weekend, which after last, it was such a crazy
week and Friday was one of those things where it's like,
just as I thought I was kind of getting to
the end of things, something else would pop up. Yeah,
damn it, and you get to the end of that,
like something else pops up, he's moving. Yeah, it was
just it was just never ending, dude. But yeah, we're
(02:02):
into a brand new week watching football, which is cool.
I did read over the weekend that you know, so
of America's four major sports, only Major League Baseball, they've
managed to just consistently put together the All Star Game thing, right,
even though a small percentage of fans really care to
see it and the players are somewhat eager to still
(02:24):
participate in it. Right, they haven't had to do any
kind of weird gimmicks or stuff, unlike the NFL, right
multiple attempts at changing things up, and so there is
a rumor that the NFL might be ready to pack
it up and stop this whole charade of the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
When they went to the beach and they threw footballs
at surfboards, that was cool.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So normally the Pro Bowl would be held on the
Sunday prior to the Super Bowl. Dating location. You know,
we're locked in well in advance, announced before the season
had even started. Now, this year, the NFL's Important Dates
schedule has no mention of the Pro Bowl or the
Pro Bowl games like at all. I mean, there's nothing
on there at all. And so they say it remains
(03:09):
to be seen if the towel has truly been thrown
in on this or if there's just another last minute
plan in the works, which is that's my guess. My
guess is that they might have. They might have said
something like, oh, we're gonna do one more Pro Bowl
and then that's it, like a like a farewell talk.
I don't. I don't either, I never have.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
And then as you know, I've been to this, like
the the fan experience I think is what they need
to stick with.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it's more fun.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Basically, make the Pro Bowl into NFL Cone. You have
autographs and talks and panels, and the kids come and
do the punk pass and kick and all that crap.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, now that's fun, right, Like who can the skill
stuff is cool?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
It should do like a big game show or something.
When you go to those things, it's there's lines around
this corner. Like it's gotta be a big thing for
them just to have the convention as they wanted for
the sponsor ships.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, and I already know Wherever Morgan is. I was
gonna ask her about this anyway. But if you're a
big UFC fan, you already knew this. But that whole
UFC megaspectacle at the White House, the data is confirmed.
It's June fourteen. Ye, this sounds like something that Sea
Bass might go to cover. Last day. Have me in
UFC at the White House.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Let me see if it's because I have access to
the UFC portal. We see if it's available for now.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Now why June fourteenth? Well, Flag Day, of course is that?
What coincidentally enough? It is the birthday for President Trump party. Yeah,
and my little brother, Well they have pizza there. Yeah. No, uh,
no fight card has been yet set, but Dana White
says the negotiations those won't even begin until February, but
(04:46):
I mean, I guess con McGregor had announced on a
social media page. He has said that his appearance on
the card had been signed, it was a done deal.
But yeah, who knows. But well, he's also got a
make he's got a pd ban. Yeah. On the UFC
White House event. All so to be a celebration part
of America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday, But the security
of the logistics they were supposed to be I guess
(05:07):
on July fourth they were going to try to do this,
but the security logistics on that made that impossible. I
don't see why, because it's not like they don't know
how to lock down the White House, yeah every day. Yeah,
Is it going to be any different doing it there
on June whatever compared to July fourth, I don't think so.
I just locked logged into the UFC portal and the
(05:28):
latest thing I can request is December thirteenth.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
But this is completely non political, Like I don't care
who you're for or against whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
This is dumb, right, Yeah. I think it's a little
it's a little goofy. It's goofy country. I just think
it's goofy. It's just very much. Is kind of like idiocracy,
it is. It's just weird, this America trum cape. Look,
it is like the UFC is fine. I got no
problem with the UFC. It is what it is, like
a w.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
It's something that I'm really into, right, and presidents have
always had singers and performers and all this other stuff
coming to you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Is he really into it?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Then?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Why did Obama? Why Obama host the like the NBA
All Star Game on the he was really into that.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
He did play basketball at the White House and he
invited people over now obviously obviously, and just to give.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You a little history, why he's breaking it in the
horseback riding.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Trump is so locked in with the UFC because like
when you are trying to start leagues, you kind of
get blacklisted on venues, like if you want to start
your own boxing league, right, so all the other boxing
leagues who have relationships with other venues won't let you
throw your event there.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Right. So Trump actually had some of the first UFC
events at like Trump Tower and stuff like that, So
he gave a space for them to start. The UFC.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
They already have a relationship, so that's why they have
a deeper because if we don't have an Easter egg
roll there every year, that makes that makes more sense
for like the White House and the President whatever compared
to like say UFCF.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
But you gotta pardon those turkeys too, all right, eight
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Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay you listening listening to great As long as you're listening,
this is the Hoodie Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, Monday,
Today's Columbus Day, although it's not a company holiday, so
we're here all right, all right, Hey, I'm sorry Indigenous
People's Day. Did we change it officially? Thanks for discovering
the WOODI show this morning. Today's a Breast Cancer Awareness Day.
(08:09):
It's a oh national no broad Day, Greg sweet taking
it off? Hold on, It's a National Eminem Day, Greg dude.
This is Greg da No Broaday and Eminem Day.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Rip.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I haven't had it. Eminem's an Agency Basses National kick
Butt Day. And also for Sea Bass is Herpies Awareness Day,
Stay Herpies Aware, Get aware and i'd today it's Yorkshire
Pudding Day. Yorkshire put it man?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
It is?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
What is happening in the world of entertainment? Well, the
never ending does divorce? Ever? What is it like? Ten
years now?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Angelina Jolie and Brad pitt Ye. Joe Lee allegedly is
now demanding thirty three thousand dollars to prepay for her
lawyer to look at her text messages or messages involving
that winery that they're fighting over in France.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Got to move on? Are really still not divorce.
Speaker 11 (09:03):
All over this winery?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I think they're officially, I think they're officially officially divorced,
but the lawsuits are still happening over because yeah, she
allegedly sold her piece of the winery without his approval
and you're.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Not to sell things in the middle of a divorce, ye, Brad,
go buy five other ones?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yeah, I don't know, just let it go, but they won't,
so good luck with that. Another acts of his, Jennifer Aniston.
She finally makes a rare comment about her not having
children in the past twenty years, and she says it's
medical issues. She never really went public with it because
they would just start another discussion.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But your business.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Yeah, that's basically what she said. And she did say
that her when she was with Brad Pitt, that they
tried IVF treatment.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
That did that didn't happen, girl, So yeah, she just
she just wasn't happy with the narrative that she didn't
want to have kids, but she just want to didn't
want to come out against it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Now, Sammy, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Gonna ask you once again for the fourth time, have
you watched your boy Chad Powers aka.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Dog And I.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Saw an ad for it, I mean earlier, and I
was like, dang, I still need to watch it.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Like, I really want to, very badly, but you understand,
sixteen hours of her day are completely and totally.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Look, I don't really care if she watched it or not,
but I did think, Okay, now this is a Sammy thing.
She would love it as well, involving Glenn Powell, and
she would do this with him. But she said that
when he was a kid, him and his family would
play dress up constantly. They loved wearing costumes, and they
would even go out in public and go to Walmart
(10:47):
because it would make it even more fun to go
to Walmart dressed and costumes.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yes, this is your very fun family.
Speaker 13 (10:54):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, you want to be a part of it? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Oh hell yeah, hell yeah you can.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Like he's posted on Instagram. They went around New York
City all on elf costumes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
And scream, Sammy, that sounds like stuff.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
It's so cute. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
You know to watch the TV show apparently, so Chad
Power is available on Hulu. Everybody's watching it, but Sammy
all right after previously calling out dangerous behavior, I don't
know if you saw this clip floating around over the weekend.
It just started going viral after we were getting off
the air on Friday. But Billie Eilish was grabbed violently
at her Miami show and like pulled into the barricade.
(11:35):
So she was already talking out against this, and then
somebody like if you watch the video, she was like
like slammed into the Yeah, her back into the.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Boys. Boys.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Yeah, she was kind of watching past and you know
that all times. But she's wearing these big, like but
like loose hockey jersey things, so it's easy to grab
on to that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, yanked. It's all right.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
So moving on though, Every entertainment website out there wants
you to talk about this for some reason. Okay, and
the big headline is Timothy's chat May shaved his head.
I want to let you know the internet wants you
to know that this guy shaved his head.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Everybody find a doorway race for cover.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
And I feel like we haven't really done a haircut.
Check in with Greg Lily. How do you feel about
your You like to keep it really short, it looks
really long.
Speaker 14 (12:29):
It's I'm three days away from having to put a
hat back on, and did have a thought about you
and your hair?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Greg? Really? I thought, you know what I think Greg's
got a head that could be okay. Yeah, if you
went shaved. Yeah, if you went like Billy Zane, really,
I think you could pull it off like bald bald
or like yeah, no, like a one, I mean like
bald bald. Yeah. I think he's got the properly shaved,
properly shaped for it.
Speaker 14 (12:55):
I think I have weird bumps and I have like
weird grossly Yeah, I think try it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
He can do.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Like to get your hair to grow back to the
length that you like, it would take what seven minutes? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:06):
No, seriously, if I shaved it bald with an actual razor,
I would probably have hair long enough to style within
a week and a half too, so big deal. And
then in the meantime, if you really hated that much,
wear your hat. I might try it, try it out,
maybe look good like sea bass.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Might go short like number one or something. Yeah, number
one half.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Right now, it's like, just get a joint, hippie. What
you say, skull is much too large and full of
brains to look good. Shaved your head eight basically, like
like anything less than an eight's tight?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah? Is it like a twelve and five minutes or whatever?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
They No, No, it's an eight, like, no, I know
you have the same you have the same size head
as d A T dumb ass tiger, a.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Big ass head. It sucks. Like yeah, they're saying there's
some hats like I go dude even and they're large
slash extra large and they go one size fits all,
Like no, it doesn't, Yeah, sure it certainly doesn't. All right, yeah, right,
well we'd have to try that out right, Okay, talking
to the birthday.
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Showy were gonna shivery, We're gonna Sita say, and you
know you don't do what.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
We started with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Sasha Baron
Cohen bor Rat himself fifty four years old today is
like twenty eight year old, too nice. Jerry Rice, the
NFL Hall of Fame wide receiver, sixty three. Caleb McLoughlin,
actor from A Stranger Things. I don't watch that show,
so I couldn't tell you exactly who Caleb McLoughlin is,
but he's twenty four. Doc Rivers, the NBA coach and
(14:38):
former player, is sixty four. NBA Hall of Famer in Boston,
Celtics legend Paul Pierce is forty eight. Sammy Hagar, who
we just saw at the iHeart Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
He's like seventy something. He's seventy eight years old. What Yeah,
and he still sounds really good.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I didn't know he was cool. Yeah, he was really fun.
What'd you find, Sevetz?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Oh, well, it's funny that Paul Pierce has had his
birthday now and he was got a blessed for a
duly just a few days ago.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Down celebration, Give me Birthday.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
We're just taking a nap, and I would argue best
flopper in the league.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Wo Today is singer songwriter half of Simon and Garfunkel,
The Simon half of Simon and Garfuncle Paul Simon's birthday.
He's eighty four. Your porn of birthday is Pristine Edge
and Today's Birthday Girl. She is morked more wood than
a cabinet maker in four hundred and four fine films,
including let Me Grind Your Face Okay. She was in
(15:32):
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was in Lesbian Teachers Club. Also one Lick is Never Enough,
So True. She was in Dress for Suck Sex Oh
I Get Good, Get It, Volume one and Dude, I
could see up your stepmoms skirt, get over here. Looks
(15:53):
that's Christine Edge, who's thirty eight years old today, and
that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Monday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment.
You're on the WOODI Show.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
This is.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Welcome back, everybody, New week, same old debate. I'm kind
of I'm with Sea Bass. Where at first, when you
have a conversation about something, it's worth having the conversation
the first time, maybe even the second time, and maybe
one more time for the people in the back, you know,
your grandma. But dude, all right, So this whole thing
popped up. People were asked some normal by the numbers,
(16:30):
and this was all about food debates, right, and asking
people about you know, these different things. And like the
first one that came up, pineapple on pizza. I'm so
tired of that conversation. Yeah, does it belong in the pizza?
Who cares? It's not bad? Like, just who cares? If
you like it, eat it if you don't. Personally, I
(16:51):
don't mind. It's not my first choice. If you want
it on your pizza, go for it. Who cares the
same way that people will yell at me because I
put ketchup on a hot dog or like a broaden. No,
because people say, oh, that's that's sacrilegious. Baby.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I yet to hear a good reason for hating it.
And I don't understand because it's not traditional.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I don't know. I don't understand it.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Back last I told you personally I wouldn't do it,
but if it already was served like that, I would
still eat.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Even like, who cares what anybody puts on their hot dog?
Doesn't any Christmas barbecue? Speaking of hot dogs, the other
one and if you if you're curious, and the forty
eight percent people say that pineapple belongs on peep pizza.
I thought it would be on the hot dog thing.
It is a hot dog a sandwich. Fifty say hot
dog is a sandwich. Okay, okay, okay, cool. Now this
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is something that came up on the show recently. I again,
not for me. It just looks gross. Eggs with ketchup, Yeah,
you can't so good. I never seen an adult put
ketchup on eggs if they're scrambled or an omelet, not like.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
A sunny ketch up with hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Hell yea, it's not a it's not a majority. It's
thirty two percent of people who do that chili is
that a sup or a stew? Who cares? Is it
in a bowl? Do you eat it with a with
a spoon? It's thing? Yeah, no, chill if you're curious
and you really need an answer on it. The normal
by the number, sixty percent of people said that chili
is a stew. There you go because it's thick. Yeah, okay,
(18:22):
Hamburger is that a sandwich?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Because you see uh, you know McDonald's are the fast
food places saying, oh, get a sandwich and fries call
they call it a sandwich. Sandwiches Okay, so again big deal.
I mean there are hot sandwiches, there are a cold sandwich.
Typically I will call uh, you know, anything that's cold
that would be the sandwich. Anything that's hot can also
be a sandwich as well. So does it matter if
(18:45):
it's a ground beef patty. I don't know it's gonna
piss you. No, you won't have to worry about this
because it would mean traveling overseas. What do you go?
Try about that?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
When you go to like KFC or anywhere in Europe
or Australia anywhere they'll call they'll call it a chicken
burger or a chicken hamburger.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
If it's a right, is a burger? It's infuriating, Okay?
Would it be a fishburger? Seventy three percent say a hamburger?
Is the sandwich? Yeah? What they call like, what would
they call the file of fishish? Not that they have that.
I mean I guess, well, I guess I do have
a fish sandwich. Would imagine?
Speaker 11 (19:19):
Yeah, with chicken, you call it a chicken sandwich, even
if it looks.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Like a burger.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, jerks, all right?
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Is coal like McDonald's Australia fishburger file fish burger?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Okay? Is coleslaw salad? Sixty seven percent say yeah, I
think it is? Is cole slat a salad? Okay? In
the salad category. There's a couple other food debates that
aren't like it, is it a super a stew? How
should a sandwich be cut diagonally?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Vertically?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Don't cut it? I don't like to not cut a people.
All this stuff slides and starts like squirting out the back.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
If you want it to seem like you have more sandwich.
You want to cut that diagonally diagonally?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, and it seems more classy because I'm more fans
because I feel and I got like a you know,
stupid baby mouth point. Yeah, that point. Yeah, you go
a point first, because if it's just cut in half,
you have to kind of go middle or you know,
my parents did rectangle. I'm like, do you not love me?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
I feel like I paid more for the sailor ship
it's cut Yeah, nobody here cuts crust off right child.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Crust I guarantee it. No, I'll use it. I mean,
if it came crust list, that'd be great, but crustable. Yeah,
well the normal weather the numbers forty nine percent said
you cut it diagonally. Yeah. And second most popular is vertically.
You can do that leftover pizza better warm or cold? Warm? Worm?
I eat it cold cold. I'm not a cold it's
(20:41):
pizza bver weird happy to eat a cold sixty warm
it up? What comes first with this dumb thing? Damn it,
I thought I got all the really dumb ones. What
comes first with cereal? Milk or cereal? Like, do you
put the cereal in first and then the milk or
the milk in the bowl and then the cereal. Only
a psychopath would do that if you're not milking.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
Milk versus.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, all right, at least most people are on board
ninety three percent. Put the cereal first.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
We should explain why it's density. The cereal will not
go to the bottom of the milk. The milk will
go to the bottom of the cereal unless you're eating rocks.
Speaker 11 (21:18):
If it could splash everywhere.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'll end up eating more cereal than I intended because
once I get to the end of the bowl of cereal,
the actual cereal part, and there's milk left in there,
I'll add just a little bit more. So it's the
right ratio going back to that ratio. So in that case,
I guess the milk wasn't there first. But that's not
how I'm starting what we need different. One more thing,
just because again it's always nice talking about food. We're starving.
(21:43):
Best part of the brownie I love the edge mid middle.
They have brownie pants where it's all edge. It's like
a zig zag, like a what they call it, like
a serpent. So it's all I'll get you one of
the dumb they need it all middle wait, I've seen
(22:07):
it at the store they sell brownie brown I don't
like that with the scraping at the bottom cracker.
Speaker 14 (22:13):
I like it when it's dense and chewy edges. Having
never even tried that it tastes it seems like it
just tastes burnt.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
No, but it's goods. I need it a little bit,
but I like it the best part of the brownie.
The majority of people say the edge pieces are the
best they can have it. Want that middle part? Things dry? Yeah,
it hard when you get it. When you get a
piece of cake, you want the middle. Actually, wait, isn't
(22:42):
too much icing? I take that back. I want that
outside a corner. I want the middle fifty to fifty
ice because you're probably one of the people that scraped
the icing off. I don't get the less icing people don't.
I know Greg doesn't. Greg went to the store and
bought that jar of icing. Just eat it by itself.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
But you don't find that to be a childlike thing,
like very childlike.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
It's a dessert thing, that's what it is.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
But you kind of grow out of the sweetness. Like
when I was a kid, I liked it.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It was like that too much, too m too rich.
It's too y, too rich. Eight seven seven forty four
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with with me personally. All my my cheer and my jeer,
both with things that are that are in the news
that I heard about over the weekend, And uh, I'm
gonna start with my cheers. Do you guys remember the
band Lost Prophets. Remember the song Yeah, yeah, this is
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a great song, one of one of my favorite songs
of this era, big huge yeah, like melodic hook and
whatever happened to that Lost Profits last train Home? Great song. Well,
(25:03):
their lead singer is Ian Watkins. My cheers is that
he is dead. Oh yeah, he was killed. He's been
in jail twelve years into a thirty five year sentence,
found guilty of a bunch and by a bunch, I mean,
like thirteen different charges, sex crimes against children, beast reality,
the children's stuff, Like one of the things involved a
(25:24):
baby which was offered up to him by the mother
of a fan of the band. She's in prison as well.
Oh yeah, I mean it's like you you read into
this story. This guy is the devil, like it like
he is the human in human form, and so he's
he's been in prison anyway. Over the weekend, he was
stabbed to death by two other prisoners, slashed across the juggler,
(25:45):
left in the cell block to bleed out, Pronounced dead
at the scene cheers to the two fellas so weird
because I put some money on their canteen. Yeah, what's up?
We're doing life in prison? Might as well take people out.
And I always felt bad for the other guys in
the band because Lost Profits men, they were having a moment.
They were they were doing really well, and then all
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of a sudden, this stuff. And they had no idea
this was going on. By the way, because you gotta
figure even amongst friends, you keep this, Oh you bury
this deep. Hey, check out what I'm doing. Although, like
you know, you got fans who are participating in these things.
So how did the band? Anyway? I always felt bad
for those guys. They started a new band called No Devotion.
They took the lead singer from another band called Thursday.
(26:26):
I I remember them, but anyway, yeah, so cheers, big cheers. Finally,
Ian Watkins, the lead singer from Lost Profits, was with
some prison justice. We love paying taxes for that. I
I want to keep people alive and pay for them
my jeers. Turning Point USA, the organization that was started
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by the late Charlie Kirk. They've announced their own This
is So Dumb All American halftime show to counteract the
super Bowl halftime that's being headlined by a bad Bunny.
They're calling it a quote patriotic alternative that celebrates faith, family,
and freedom. And they even have a website set up
for fans where you could sign up and vote on
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a list of music genres or quote anything in English. Okay,
so this is a clear shot at bad Bunny. But
bad Bunny's from Puerto Rico, that's American territory, and he's
an American citizen because of it. It goes back to
my point of like this whole partisan politics crap. I
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can't take it. I hate it. It draws me like
how everybody just like just continues to focus on the
wrong things and focus on things that just create even
more division. The super Bowl halftime show, who cares? There
have been more years than not. Ro I didn't really
have any interest at all on who the halftime performing was,
(27:50):
and I still enjoyed the super Bowl. That was the
time to go take a dump or get some more
chilly killing and some food and yeah your hot dogs
and and things like that. Yeah, you grab another drink
or something. It's not that big a deal. The super
Bowl halftime show has no real impact on anybody's lives. Yeah,
and it just goes not a big deal. Like you said, bipartisan,
doesn't matter what side you're on. There's always a reason
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to cry victim. Yeah, and when people argue like, oh,
I'm more whatever than you are, like this whole thing
of like who's American enough? It's always so dumb, especially
like bad Bunny's an American citizen, doesn't address any real issues.
This All American halftime show doesn't help anybody. It's a
waste of time. Fuel Sport Division can't stand it. That's
my jeer. It's moving on. Good cheers, all right, Morgan
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weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 13 (28:33):
So cheers goes to this elderly woman I met over
the weekend. I was at the gas station on my
way to go watch the fights on Saturday, and she's
like super small, like old, like shaking woman. Olive right, yeah, man,
please can you help me? Basically please? No, she was
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old and shaking. She's like, I locked myself up, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Please. So I'm leaving the.
Speaker 13 (29:09):
Gas station, She's like, can you please help me? I
walked down the street to get some milk, oh, you know,
from the gas station, and She's like, I locked myself
out of my house. I can't get back. Can I
borrow your phone? And I'm like, all right, here we go.
She's going to steal my phone, another phone, go back
to China. I have trust issues, but I decided to
be a good person. I was like, you know what,
I can't help you. She called her husband. He was
(29:29):
an answer, and so I was like, you know what. Right,
She kept leaving the voicemails and I'm like, are you
sure he's going to get the voicemail. She's like, yeah,
it's on speakerphone in the house, like how home phones
used to be machine?
Speaker 12 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Anyway, So I'm like, I'll go to your house with
you and get you in because I'm such a nice lady.
You broke her window, no, anyways, get there. Finally get
a hold of her husband, get her in. But the
whole time she's like, you're such a wonderful young woman.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
And I'm like, you know what I am. I need
to hear that the internet, I like it.
Speaker 13 (30:02):
Cheers is to her for you know, appreciating how great
I am.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So cheers, good job, thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
My cheers is to this chicken that I think was
bad obviously, because I must have gotten like salmonella or
whatever it is. I was thrown up like crazy last night,
but not just normal thrown up. I couldn't make it
to the bathroom, so I was thrown up in the kitchen,
sing oh my god. And then this morning when I
woke up, I realized I threw up in the part
that's like blocked.
Speaker 10 (30:29):
So it was just.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, it was. It's called salmon salmonillers.
Speaker 13 (30:37):
Yeah, So yeah, cheers to that chicken I had, and
then me for you know, ruining the thing.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Wellreg would call that a cheers because you look super
skinny now, right, And I saved like eight hundred welcome.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
It was my first time I've done it. Let's let's
let's go to Greg greg weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 14 (30:56):
My cheers is to what I'm calling a good business weekend.
I met with somebody who took a look at the
bases that I inherited, and it turns out that one
of them might be even more valuable than I thought.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
The guitar yeah, the bass guitars yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
And apparently one of them, the one that I thought
was the most valuable, does not have a serial number.
And I thought, oh, that doesn't sound good. Apparently that's
a great sign, like it might be a prototype, it
could be worth even more. So we'll find out. I'm
waiting on one more expert. I feel like I'm living
in an episope.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Where do you find something like that?
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Somebody I already knew and he's friends with some dude
who is literally a guitar appraiser. Wow, now that existed.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
So he's out of the country at the moment, but
the minute he gets back, he's going to take a
look at these and he might have buyers for it.
So that's pretty exciting. My jeers. This pains me to say.
It is my dog, Calli is disgusting. I've never seen
her do this before. All dogs are disgusting, Dolly, She's perfect,
and I mean they're perfect, but they're disgusting.
Speaker 14 (32:01):
I mean, she's never been this disgusting, though, and I
thought she was above this behavior. I'm taking her for
a walk and I'm walking by this house that has
this beautiful lawn and I'm just like, oh, it is
such a nice house. And meanwhile she's sniffing at this
lawn and right in front of her. Too late for me,
to react is a gigantic, six inch long piece of poop,
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and usually she'll sniff it. No, come on, let's go,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Let's go. This time, without missing a beat, Art grabs
it and eats it in a matter of one second.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Why do they do that?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Welcome to I'm I kid you not. It ruined my day.
I thought you are so above this. That is so discussed.
You'll never look a dog, I know. But she's too
smart for that. She's good for that dog first, everything else. Second,
she's never done that before.
Speaker 14 (32:52):
She's as smart as a person, Like, don't you realize
how this disgusting?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Smart as a person who eats poop? Yeah, which not
very smart, disproportionately absolutely ruined my mood. I don't think
that's disproportionate.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
I think it is very gross because now you don't
want them to come near you at all because they
had open in their mouth, and what if they accidentally
lock you or something.
Speaker 11 (33:11):
You're like, you know how many times did you brush your.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Teeth, tape my greenies and stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
My dog?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
She won't eat other dogs droppings, but she'll eat her own. Yeah,
I mean like as soon as she takes it, as
soon as she takes it up. We got to be
like on her like a hawk.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
We go no.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Sometimes like she'll even kind of like quickly as if
we dropped a pig in a blanket, like just try
to get down there if it's like to be you know,
and we have to like kind of walk out towards
the lawn to to like, uh, you know, approach her
to get her to get off of it. She's like
her own human centipede right sometimes and sometimes like you know,
(33:50):
she scratches to go out. We let her out, and
then she comes back in and she sitting there and go, hey,
so what, oh God, get out, get away from me.
She's looking at me all cute. It's cute, like my dad.
Not nope, get the hell away from me. Yeah, you got.
I mean they're gross. They're gross. God ever see dogs
(34:10):
eat turds out of the cat box. They love that.
Dogs love cato they do. Yeah. Yeah, people people who
have dogs and cats. The dog will get into the
litter box and eat the turds out of it. It's
like chocolate. Yeah, like makes my throat tighten up. Yeah,
they're gross. I was so obsessing. Yeah, I said, Cally,
(34:32):
you were so much better than that. And what's even
more disgusting is like she'll come in and we'll like
know that she just ate a log and then she'll
go over to the water dish and so start drinking.
I'm like, oh, now, it's like making it even more diarrhea. Ye,
watering gross like yes, like washing it like dog, yeah,
wash it down, Yeah, just switch it around. That's good.
(34:54):
There you go, there you go. They're disgusting. God, why
don't you that you're an animal? Yeah, they're awesome, but
they're they are disgusting. Four leg an angel became a
just disgusting demon. I'm like, oh god, gross. Yeah, if
your dog is eating a poopy usually means they have
a nutritional deficiency. And I've heard that. I've asked the
(35:14):
VET about that. They said, yes, that's very popular on
the internet. My dog eats better than most people. Yeah,
because when people eat chalk, because the VET knows what
food because we're feeding feeding her the food that uh
that we that they recommended, and so you know, we
buy that and she eats that. It's got everything that
she needs exactly, Yeah, exactly. They're just and that's what
(35:35):
the VET ended up. Look, you know, sometimes yes, that
can be true, But overall, for the vast majority of
animals out there, they're just dogs, right, disgusting, not starving. Yeah, yep.
And when it comes to eating grass, there's that myth.
Oh they have an upset stomach, I read recently. Now,
they just sometimes like eating it. They like the flavor,
they like the texture. Yeah. See text here says Greg
(35:58):
I have a bull terrier that would take a dump,
turn around and just gobbled. I wanted to die every time.
Here's another one two three, texting over. My husky's always
eating the cat turts. I hate it all right, eight
seven seven forty four. They're so awesome. Though she poops,
she's like basically afraid of it. She runs away from you.
(36:19):
But you wouldn't rather her eat her own than the
some other random dogs. I'll take neither, there's no but
it's her own brand. Yeah, I'm honest. I'd rather have
my dog have their own right than a random Well
it was already just look there. You're just returning it
to the place from which it came. This could be
(36:43):
a new record, I think so, Yeah, I mean definitely,
I don't think if it's if it's the if it's
actually the person that we're that we're looking for. It's correct.
All right, let's let's go to line number one here
and uh, Bryant, how do you say your last name? Oh?
(37:03):
We are right, yeah, you know what I'm saying. One
of the one of the attimes, one of the attemps.
And Morgan has letting me know that she did verify
the other information. My friend, you are going to Alter
Ego so fast now Alter Ego twenty twenty six. I'll
tell you this. It's happening in January. It's happening at
(37:25):
the Forum, right. Oh yeah. But other than that, you're
gonna have to wait until tomorrow to get all the
details about who's playing. I am telling you it is
our best lineup yet of all the Alter Egos that
we have had. This is the best lineup. It's gonna
sell out. You're gonna be so happy rather that you
won your tickets. Congratulations, job Ryan, Yeah, thank you, thank you. Yeah,
(37:48):
up nice and early and make sure they heard your name.
Appreciate that and immediately. Yeah, all right, man, have a
great day. Hang on, we'll give you some more info. Morgans.
Get you all set up, okay, all right, thank you?
Oh By the way number one and promote we have traditions.
There's Brian. Thank you Brian. Everybody's still getting motivated, Bran.
I will have another name at seven o'clock. If you
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did there and win your Alter Ego tickets before tomorrow's
big announced. And let's go right to Gina Grant with
the news headlines.
Speaker 8 (38:30):
Well, as of late last night, there are officially no
more Israeli hostages being held by hamas All living hostages
were released as part of a ceasefire deal between Israel
and Palestine. The deal was partially broker by President Trump,
who arrived in Israel early this morning. Then he's going
to attend an international peace summit in Egypt later today
where he'll sign a peace agreement with more than twenty
(38:51):
other world leaders.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Dude, his speech was so long. I was so long.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
I was listening to it live on the way into work,
and Greg heard this too. At one moment, it sounded
like there was a shooting, so I started yelling yeah,
and then there's some banging sounds and then some yelling yeah,
and I go oh great.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
And then you know, they had a translator, so they're
supposed to translate in real time, but you couldn't really
hear the translator. So I thought, what is this guy
yelling about? What is happening right now? And then there's
a long pause and Trump said, well that was efficient. Yeah,
I still don't know what happened, because again it was audio.
I mean, it's got all the hostages rout. I saw
that they you know, to come to the hospital and
they're getting you know, but like, man, what a what
(39:32):
a crazy You hear about that every once in a while,
people who are being held in places in underground. Yeah,
like you're on that plane and you're on the way
to finally back home. Yeah, going to see people you
thought you'd probably never see again. Yeah. So it's it's
it's good. Yeah, I mean it's good. And whether it
sticks or not, I guess we'll see. I'm you know,
I'm skeptical like everybody else. But for today, it's good. Today,
(39:54):
it's good for sure. Well.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Hollywood icon Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend. It's
seventy nine years old. She was at home in La
on Saturday when the fire department was called a check
on her, and according to report, she was taken away
in an ambulance right there.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Now.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
We don't know what the cause of death is yet,
but a friend of Keaton says her health had gotten
really bad in the last few months. She said her
close friends and family were keeping everything private. And you
know the name, even you, Morgan. I'm sure she's.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Starting huge movies like Godfather Ever heard of It? One
and two?
Speaker 8 (40:24):
Annie Hall, First Wives Club for all the Father of
the Bride movies and lots of people posting tributes saying
what a wonderful person she was, and a super funny
exchange with her and Steve Martin and Martin short calling
them both idiots.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
So I really like that.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Well, it's already Week six of the NFL season, and
last night the Chiefs beat the Lions thirty to seventeen.
But that wasn't the big headline. It's what happened after
the game that everyone's talking about.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Do you guys see this.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
The game was over, Patrick Mahomes went to shake hands
with Brian Branch from the Lions and he blew him off.
So Chiefs wide receiver Juju Smith Schuster had a big
problem with that.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Took exception to it. Yeah, said something to Branch. Yeah,
and then yeah, Branch like hauls off and smacks Juju.
So Juju starts running after him, and then the other
players get involved.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Yeah, Lions coach Dan James over all over a handshake. Yeah,
he says that what Branch did was inexcusable. He apologized
to coach Andy Reid and the Chiefs and the league
will for sure have something to.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Say about someone's getting a FedEx this week. Well, and
then even.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Andy Reid was like, yeah, he messed his nose up
pretty good. So we'll see then what he Steelers had
an easy win over Cleveland, a.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Stress free game. Look at you, it never happened. The
Rams beat the Ravens. Bengals lost to the Packers. So
good weekend for you. What if you're a Steeler fan,
Good weekend. The North lost, right, watch the rat Birds lose. Great,
Cincinnati lose again. So the game on Thursday is going
to be the Steelers and the Bengals, and it's going
to be like old ass Aaron Rodgers going up against
(41:56):
old ass Joe Flacco, like the two oldest the Walker Challenge.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
Yeah, well, the Chargers hit a game winning field goal
to barely be the Dolphins, and the Jets lost again,
this time to the Broncos. Week six wraps up tonight
with a Monday night football doubleheader. You got Bills and
Falcons and the Bears and Commanders, And speaking of football,
former NFL QB Mark Sanchez remember him. He was finally
led out of the hospital and booked right into jail
(42:22):
in Indianapolis yesterday. So just a quick recap for me
here for a while. Well, Sanchez got into a fight
with a sixty nine year old truck driver. He got
stabbed after fighting this dude, and then he was arrested
for having started the fight and going after this guy. Well,
Sanchez had already paid his bail, so he was released.
But as he was walking out, the local indian News
caught up with him and asked him what happened. He said,
(42:42):
he's focused on his recovery and he thanks the first
responders in medical staff for saving his life.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
So he is p R trained.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
Do you see his baby mama posted at Who's his ex?
Who said, not surprised by any of this at all.
We're not going to have kind of surprised, right, We're
like really Mark c and this seems often She's like
she posted not surprised by any of this.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Damn they sprinkled that in.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
The MLB Division Series wrapped up over the weekend, and
now we get to find out who's going to the
World Series. So in the National League, the Brewers got
rid of the Cubs and now they move on to
their first NLCS since twenty eighteen. They're going up against
the Dodgers. Game one is tonight in Milwaukee. In the
American League, it took the Mariners fifteen innings to beat
(43:29):
the Tigers, but they did it. They're playing the Blue
Jays in the ALCS and took game one, beating Toronto
three to one. Game two is tonight, and Disney's Tron
Aries is the number one movie this week after her
weekend anywhere.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
No desire. I've not seen any tron ever. You never
seen tron, not even the old school stuff. It always
looks stupid. Oh, I think you would hate it. But bikes,
you really want to go on the Disney World Toronto?
Dumb to me? The way that avatar looks dumb. Yeah
I get that. Yeah, I don't know. It looks dull.
As a kid. I was like, I don't know, it
looks stupid Disney World. You are strapped in like riding
(44:05):
a motorcycle ride my people. I've not been on the
ride yet, but it reminds me of what was the
arcade game. There was a Tron arcade game and I
played that and I thought that sucked. Yeah, remember the
Tron the idea Now, Yeah, it wasn't good because my
(44:26):
grocery store growing up, they would always have two arcade
games sitting like kind of the end of the checkout lanes,
so the kids would go over there and play while
the parents would check and it was popular though. You
would see that game everywhere. Yeah, and that's where I
first started playing Pole Position. And obviously you know, uh,
Miss pac Man. And they got rid of the Miss
pac Man because people took too long playing that game
and they were like a build up of people waiting
(44:46):
to play that one. So they got rid of that
one and they put the stupid Tron one in there.
Nobody wants it, Yeah, and it sucked and it was
like one of the only two that were I forever
hated it. They had no interest in the movies. I
think it Maybe that's thinking back to it maybe that's
where it's stemmed. Mmmuse the video game sucked, Tom, Like
I don't want to see the movie. I mean it
would makes sense when the.
Speaker 14 (45:06):
Original came out, I was eleven and I was into
sci fi and Star Wars and all that stuff. And
even at eleven, I watched Toronto. I'm like, what the
hell is this.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
That I was boring? But the visuals are just the
soundtracks pretty cool. The channels songs like that new song
the ninth channel as a flaw if you mean me
to be like, that's a great song. And then a
bunch of other stuff on that sound that's great.
Speaker 8 (45:28):
Yeah, we'll stick with that well, chadding Tatum's roof Man
distance second. Over the weekend, Leo DiCaprio's One Battle after
Another still holding strong in third place, and Gabby's Dollhouse
is number four, and The Conjuring Last Rites rounded out
the top five. Disney and Tron should be able to
hold the top spot next week, too, since the only
big new release scheduled is Universal's The Black Phone two anyone.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Original text over to two two nine seven saying Neutron rules,
oh oh all right, take your word for it? And
a wild story blew up on social.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
Media about how an olive garden waitress and Saint Louis
totally lost it on some customers.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Oh this is a crazy story. Crazy Yeah, did you
get did you see anybody here? See the original story? Now,
the original story was that this woman in Saint Louis
olive garden waitress flipped out on some customers over the
the never then it's not breadsticks, right.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
Yeah, allegedly threw the basket of breadsticks at them, Yeah,
and didn't leave a tip. And the post even quoted
her yelling unlimited breadsticks doesn't mean unlimited free labor before
getting arrested.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
And it had a mugshot she looks like she's been crying.
It's a whole thing. And this spreads like crazy on
social media because it's one account, because it's creat yea
and with it and they've got like two million followers
million server thought they were asking it too often. Yeah,
and didn't get.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
Tipped and tip lost on these people. There was just
one problem though, The whole story was made up, so
the picture actually belonged to this college student. Real woman
has nothing to do with this fake story.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
They just used her, doesn't Saint Louis No, not at
olive Garden. It was a real bugshot.
Speaker 8 (47:08):
She was popped one time for public intoxication after like
drinking with her friends, like on an poor thing.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
The account they posted, like you.
Speaker 8 (47:15):
Said, totally fake has tons of followers, and once the
post went viral, well you can't put that genie back
in the bottle, and some people track down this girl
started harassing her online. She says, it's her worst nightmare
come to reality.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Something never even happened, even though the original post was deleted.
It's the Internet. Nothing's ever deleted. It's a thousand copies
of it. Sure, exactly, there was you know, somebody that
was sending us a link to a red neck news story.
And I get that. I still to this day get this.
I would say at least now a couple of times
a year, But when it first hit, I was getting
(47:50):
it multiple times a week. Oh, check out this redneck
news story. I'm sure if you google it will come
up that they busted a guy who was living in
the quote attic of a Walmart. I'm like, there was
no guy, there's no attic. Have you been to a Walmart.
It's like a big warehouse through the rafters to the roof.
There's no attic attic like in the castle. Yeah, yeah,
(48:11):
and so it was. It turned out, of course, it's
a completely made up BS story. It was just on
one of those like fake news sites, like the Onion
Cut type of thing. People they had some mugshot for
some drug addict from some other story that they put
in that story. And yeah, well and together.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
Yeah, even Oligarden stepped into say this woman never worked here,
like stop this, But of course that doesn't stop people
from going after her.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
And it's the Internet.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
The only restaurant story I saw was this waiter started
freaking out because he saw this live streamer that came
into the restaurant and he wanted to get like his
autograph and take photes with him, and the customers like, hey,
I'm trying to get served here, and then they start
going off on him. So there was a big debate
on if people were you know, being extra by getting
(48:56):
mad at the server for being excited that this live
streamer came in to.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
The restaurant, or should you wait till your ship's over
and just focus on your table. That's what this The
customers were saying, Yeah, cool, Oh that's what's going on
with Thank you very much, Gina Grad Jason Disgusting the
Woody Show. Dude. So I'm sitting We're talking about Greg's dog.
(49:21):
Oh gosh's gross and disgusting. Hate some poop. Yeah, and uh,
sitting in the office before the show. I keep hearing
these noises and I swear I thought it was the building,
because you know, you hear those weird plumbing sounds and
stuff in it. Yeah, I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh god,
(49:46):
what is that? And then I heard it again. What
did it sound like? Just like the buildings settling? I'll
tell you what it was. It was dumbass Tyler and
the sounds coming from his body like you know how
like when things are moving around your guts you get
that kind of like gurgling like like bubbling syrup kind
of sound like like I swear like his body was
(50:09):
making the craziest noises he sounds like. And it was
it was like deep, like it was happening in like
some very cavernous kind of like weird. And I said,
you do you sound like the basement of an old
mansion or like some broken water heater something.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
For the monster was like gurgling and about the bust
ass or was he was hungry?
Speaker 3 (50:36):
You know he's uh, he's what was it?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
What do you want?
Speaker 14 (50:40):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yeah, So I used to be on Ozepic, but I
just switched over to Monjar. Let's not blame the manjar. Oh,
let's see you know how about I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
You know some personal I know.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
I don't know what you ate?
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Okay, what'd you eat this morning? I literally have not
eaten anything I've had. Get a piece of gun? Did
you did you have your your frozen? Nope, didn't even
have that. What you have last night? Didn't have anything.
Speaker 13 (51:04):
Your stomach is itself. You're losing mad weight due.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
Have you heard it, bort Have you heard the sounds?
Have you caught it? Because you're sitting there at this
time of the day with him and he's in your
room there.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
I have heard today, but I've heard many a sounds
come from Tyler's stomach. And yeah, it's monstrous. It's like
a hunted house that's deciding yes, the monica all over
the place.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
It does. It's like it's pretty crazy. Yeah. Remember like
when Kevin McAllister was in the basement of the Fess
and whatever is making these like weird creaking and gurgling
whatever kind of noises and it looks like a monster. Yeah. Yeah,
that's what's inside your body. Because there's nothing you can
do about it. There's the thing. Tyler's like flipping me off.
He's mad I'm saying this.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
But also I've seen the weird craft that Tyler eats
and how like he'll put down.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Come on, man, But that's that's the thing, is that
I'm literally not eating anything. I haven't bron I haven't
had fast food in like two weeks.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Okay, no, hold on there, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (51:58):
Tyler, we last Tuesday we went to a food event
and list everything you ate because you had.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
One bite of a couple things? What food event? Like,
what kind of food event was it?
Speaker 6 (52:09):
It was like, did we went to an arena to
check out the new food for the season? Okay, and
uh you I walked into you eating an entire plate
of barbecue.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yeah, there was right small barbecue sandwich that took two bites.
That's the line. There was wait, wait, wait on barbecue sandwich.
Then what else?
Speaker 4 (52:27):
There was a piece of steak, There was a piece
of a tostata, a little bit of like a bite
or two of nachos at the end and then a
piece of a dorito at the very very end.
Speaker 6 (52:42):
We hit We hit four different locations and then what
did we do after we.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
All go to the arena? We we did stop by
Lazy Dog. That did happen? Yeah, So then we went
to another restaurant immediately after and what did they have?
Speaker 4 (52:54):
I had one bite of everything, but it was like
a puff pastry, a piece of uh skewer and uh,
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
And the meatballs, no, that was all you. I saw
you wolfed down two meatballs. That was all you.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Two whole meet.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
I showed up late to the event he had.
Speaker 11 (53:15):
He had everythings were like the size of a mouse.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Seriously, really sounds, I say different. The sounds coming from
his body this morning sounds like what I would imagine
that barrel in breaking bad mean, when they were dissolving
a body in it. I can't even I would love
to get it captured, to get the audio captured, because
it's now the second time. The first time the other
(53:39):
day that I heard last week was I thought that
was the building building, And this morning I thought I
heard the like what is going on? And then I
realized I'm like, wait a minute, that's styler.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
A witch's cauldron and an old cartoon looks exactly like yeah, ok,
it just sounds like a corpse quef.
Speaker 6 (53:57):
With that said, With that said, I will argue that
Sammy's stomach is just as loud.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Oh yeah, dude, it is crazy. I mean, it hasn't
been that bad recently, right.
Speaker 9 (54:08):
It happens every so often, and that's why I'm constantly eating.
You guys see me constantly eating. If I'm kind of
off schedule, you'll hear it.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Dude. It is Wow. At least it got to the
bottom of that. But where's that sound coming from? Because
anytime I have and I am super sensitive, I don't
know about you guys, Like I'm sure Greg might be
this way when you hit a car and you hear
like a rattle or something anything, maybe like to the
point where it's like the passenger side seat belt might
be sitting in a way where the buckle part is
(54:34):
kind of knocking against the clink. And I go and
I turned the radio off, pull over and I'm like,
I'm listening. I kind of like divert my attention over there.
And then I figure out that which area it's coming from. Okay,
this is as I'm driving, and I've been known to
pull over if I can't quite reach something safely just
to get that sound to stop and when I go
(54:55):
start driving. Is this a guy thing because my husbands
like it? Yeah, it is annoying and to know where
it's coming from. And there was one the other day.
It was just the It just turned out it was
the drink that I had. Uh, you know when you
when you open up a soda and there's that little
like you know, the little ring below the cap that
breaks loose like when you open it. It was doing
(55:16):
this like like a little wiggle. Yeah, it was like
kind of extra loose, and it was always making this
just very faint. I had to take peel that thing
off and stuff. I can't. I can't have it. I can't.
There something wrong with your PEPSI that's right, all right.
I took a break. We got some more wood you
show for your next hang on me and all my
(55:42):
friends argument right, everybody said, nobody I know into an
on a New Hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
That's Greg Gory, good morning, we got Menace, jud we
got Sammy Morgan is here phones are open eight seven
seven four. You can send it a text over to
(56:03):
two to nine eighty seven. Hope everybody had a good weekend.
I got today finally, after waiting on so many different things,
Today's to day that apparently I'm going to uh fly
solo for the first time. Yeah. After decades of wanting
to learn how to fly and everything else, today is
(56:24):
today that I'm going to be flying by myself. Are
you even retely nervous? Zero zero? I've had I've had
so much, so much time waiting on the stupid medical
certificate that I was waiting. It's just yeah, I've been Yeah,
we're good.
Speaker 11 (56:37):
So this is your license test.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
No no, no, no, Like you have to fly a
certain amount of time solo in order to be able
to get your Oh okay, yeah you're lately classes you're taking,
you're doing everything anyway. Yeah, this is all what they
call a check ride prep. So the check right, is
that final exam with an FA examiner. It's like two
hours of just like an oral test. They're like running
(57:00):
through all these different systems and different regulations and different
and then you go fly and have to do a
bunch of different stuff to show that you can do
these certain things and at that point then you would
get your your your license. Oh yeah, so it's all
like a crunch time. It's like your s a T
prep type of thing. So I'm excited for that. So
that'll be fun. Have you now failed anything or had
(57:22):
to redo anything?
Speaker 13 (57:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (57:24):
Nope. Uh, the I passed the f A written exam
first time. Uh, there's like a pre solo quiz or not,
you know, like a written test that I had to
do past that. Yeah, all the all the stuff and
because the rest of it is just like going up
and flying and learning different things and then you got
to do it within the standard, within you know, a
(57:45):
threshold of different speeds or altitudes or whatever you like. Yeah,
when it's something i'm interested in that I could be
a pretty good students. All the stuff that I didn't
care about to pay attention. Had these opportunities when you
were eighteen? Uh to what learn how to fly?
Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:00):
We should be here today. Yeah, because radio was always
my first love. I said the number of times. If
this hadn't worked out, controller, air trafving, controller is what
I would have done. But pretty cool, a pretty cool
medic did a bunch of stuff this weekend I did. Saturday,
I went, I went to the NASCAR, and uh, I
(58:21):
just wanted to. I'm just gonna do a quick mention
of the NASCAR because Sammy, I guess who was hanging
out around There was a Glen Pale busy looking at
Michael Jordan's trailer for his team. But so I didn't
see Glenn Pal because I left early. And Okay, disregard
what you think about the content of this podcast. But
I went to the uh the collored Daddy event. Call her?
Speaker 6 (58:44):
So, yeah, is it call her daddy? Yes, call her daddy, caller,
you're on the air. Yeah, but her podcast, but her,
but her, her company is called Unwell. So it was
like the Unwell takeover in Vegas, the cause of Politan
and so it was a two day event. I just
I liked it because again, this is just a podcast
(59:06):
that took over a Las Vegas casino for two days,
did two live events, had an expo, two after parties,
and a day party.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
It's just insane. This is a podcast, people, So what
the what is what is the Unwell? What do they
do for women? What do they do for women? Right?
Speaker 7 (59:23):
Like? What like what like if I'm a woman. Besides
the podcast, why am I going to the Unwill Expo? Uh,
they're fans of Alex Cooper, right, But besides the pot.
Speaker 6 (59:30):
Well, you go to see the live events, like all
the famous people that show up and do like the
live recordings, and then again you go to the parties
and then the expo is you get a free you
get a bunch of free crap from all of her sponsors.
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Convention being in the Daddy gang. Yeah, well, so I
mean you gotta remember this is uh man. When did
she sign? In August of twenty twenty four, she signed
the deal with Sirius XM one hundred and twenty five
million over three years. Yeah, so it makes it to
do the casino and the expo and all that other
stuff because yeah, clearly pretty popular. It's huge. And then yeah,
(01:00:04):
I saw a breakdown.
Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
She just did this business deal with Google and it
was like nine different ways on how she just got
paid off that instead of just getting paid to like
promote a phone. They showed like, oh she became the
agency that booked the the ad that and then did
the commercial.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
It's insane. As a person who's not heard a second
of this podcast, Yeah, is the draw because it's chicks
talking about sex, like what are they talking?
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Initially it was, but now it's a lot of celebrity
and yeah, that does you know, touch on sex where
a lot of celebrities do not share that stuff in
normal conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
So, of all the stuff you did this weekend, what
is your cheer? My cheer is that? Yeah? Yeah, that's
the cheer. Yeah, just to see somebody did this weekend.
I didn't know if any of those were his cheer. Yeah.
I just want to be clear on the chairs trying
to be cheer clear. Did you know what was it?
Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
The DJ set by Paris Hilton? Oh I didn't, I
was I was too busy at NASCAR when that happened.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah, the White Club.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
I did get a White Class Stanley. I want that
at the expot. I forgot to bring it to work.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I'll bring it. I'll bring it tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
My jear is take out take out when the food
is not sealed, because twice and one day I was
just about to leave for a road trip, so I
went to go pick up some tacos at Tacos al Gordo,
which is very famous on the Las Vegas trip, and
then I sat in the car, and then I went
to go peel off the lid, and once I peeled
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off the lid, a taco completely fell off and right
in the middle of the car. So then so then
I took a long road trip. And then later that
day I did pick up again and I got some
Hawaiian barbecue and I opened it up and all the
juices are just all over the bag, all over the place.
(01:02:03):
And then the second I I sat it down, I
just like I kind of stopped just having juice all
over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
You open up dumb juice. Maybe you opened it too violently.
Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
No, no, because they put the juice packets inside the containers.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
How did you open a a like clamshell container?
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
I know how, because they do the tacos ELK goorder,
they wrap them on the plate right yeah, yeah, with
the tinfoil on top.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
So I pulled off the tinfoil and then the taco
fell out. God take Out just like sealed the food
authentic because they didn't have prepper clamshells. Sea Bass weekend
cheers and jeers. Well, speaking of food, manus, you'll love
this one, okay, specifically for you. Uh you know how
remember we talk.
Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
We brought this up in Food News year or two ago,
how Kevin Hart was launching a line of vegan restaurants.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Yeah, and they were huge. Oh wait no, they're all closed.
Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Yeah, so cheers to closing stupid vegan restaurants and stupid
celebrity restaurants. Might say, you're you're cheersing the awesome a business. Yes,
I am number one because it's stupid and number two
menace because the world is healing, Like.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Isn't it enough to just have like a vegan section
of the menu? I like, you know, I think that's
the point, is that nobody really thought that it's sustainable,
like to do the numbers that you would need to do,
Like there's just not enough people they're vegan. That would
just make it so you can stay open all the time.
But at the same time, there could be a person
who makes the argument about that one store at the
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mall that I see that has a bunch of g
odes and stuff, like, how does that play stay open?
That's all they are rocks and crystals and stuff, and
then it's open. It's been in that mall for going
on twelve years.
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Well, those type of stores are off in front to
keep wives busy, Rip Harthouse. Well, but here's the best
news about that double cheers because number one closed the
stupid vegan restaurant. Number two, the one by Me menace,
they're replacing with the raisin canes.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Hell yeah, and no one's going to go to that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Idiots.
Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Remember we were all stupid super size me r P
that asshole. Sorry jackass.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I talked to him one time and and I was like,
I was a younger way obviously than Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Uh and I was a little radio inter and I said, hey, man,
I saw him at an airport, Morgan Spurlock.
Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Can I do it just like quick, an interview with you?
And he's doing nothing? No? All right? Yeah, and you
ruined the food industry. Yeah exactly, But now we're back,
is what I'm saying. Point of something. Cheers not to
the guy who gave.
Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Me a thumbs down when I was riding in my
truck over the weekend, showed you. Thank you for parting
that that menace, because as I've said, nothing fills me
with me with more joy than knowing that I'm in
your head and you're mad at me and I'm just
living rent free. Donty donty do well, I'm enjoying my
sweet ass self driving cyber trug.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
So that's cheers.
Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Well, it's it's a it's he that's but it's a
jeers to him because I feel bad for him because
he he's doing, he's accomplishing the exact opposite of what
he set.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Out to do, which is making me feel And he
was driving out like a little Honda CRV or something.
Did it because that's why you have it is to
get attention. I have it because it's a bad ass.
Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
Come.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
People buy those, People buy those for attention. I bought it.
That's an attention people who bought the hummers. Again, when
he first came out visible, that was that was for
the attention of it. It wasn't because it was like
possible not to get it right.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Yeah, because it rules. So again this is pre ordered
by the way in twenty twenty one, let's not forget.
So he's the world's ugliest truck and like attention, noble dump.
But it's okay, I'm not at comment. I'll go back
and get myself some cheers. Because in one parking lot,
not one, but two old ladies came up to me
and asked me about it. Instead, I wanted to see
it inside.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Did you hit it? Why would show? Asked how fast
it was? Anyway?
Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
So, but this guy with a thumbs down, which is
because I've told you before as a cyber truck owner, Uh,
the burden is not bad. It's it's ninety ten ratio
of positive to negative. But this guy and just the
classic stereotype of a dorky, hippie loser with his thumb
at his you know, down at his windill. That's the
thing is I felt number when I laughed and felt good.
(01:06:08):
And number two, I know that he's just proving that
I'm winning, Like he's just showing what a loser he is.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
But he doesn't even know are there any winners here?
Because the thought is the thought is like, okay, so
he does that by you having a reaction to him
doing that, but a good reaction, like it made me
laugh and smile.
Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
But you've been thinking about it all.
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yeah, you're talking about like living rent free. Isn't that
the same thing? No, it's like it's like enjoying a victory.
That's like enjoying the Steelers win. It's it's great, Like
it sticks with you you're like, oh that was nice.
So and thinking about this just go down to my
argument that you are doing it for this type of
attention because you want right. That makes sense, I think
(01:06:53):
is a side o.
Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
This is a as they say, the cherry on the
Sunday Sunday is ibertruck experience. The cheerry is watching losers,
got himself into knots and give me thumbs down.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Exactly right, Thank yous, Gina. Weekend cheers and cheers.
Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
I had a pretty fun cheers. I mean, I guess
I'm alone in thinking this because this is my cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
But getting to do the neighbor dinner thing with Wood
and his lovely family. Yeah, my wife hit me up.
She goes, Hey, I invited Gina and her husband to
come over on Saturday. We're just going to order some
food in. I'm like, cash, we don't have to go anywhere.
Great cash. Yeah, it's so fun.
Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
Oh my god, my kid is obsessed with his daughter
to the point that he was a second and a
half away from allowing her to do a makeover on him.
Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Did you know that? Yeah, Well, because my daughter had
one of her friends over and so they were all
hanging out together, and I guess they were gonna like
maybe like put makeup on him. You think that he
was about to allow it, because dudes, even at young ages,
we'll just let themselves get trampled on by chicks.
Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
Yeah, and then he thought he was like the man
because you're took him on like a private VIP tour
of the Halloween decoration. All right, So he just had
the time of his life. We had a great time,
great night. I hate leaving my house. This was definitely
worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
And jeers just to Diane Keaton, right, sad. I mean,
it's not Dolly, I'll give you that. It's not. It's
not a fake Dolly death scare. But it sucks. She
was great.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Everybody loved her. Nobody ever said a bad word about her.
She's not involved in any scandal.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Godfather one. Godfather too, Annie Hall, seventy years father the
years old. I think, oh yeah, yes it was. Yes.
I go to forty nine years old, father of the bride, Like, you.
Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
Know, you look at these, You'll see it on TMZ
and you're like, how about that? And he keeps swelling.
I looked at those like a bum out, so you know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
You were like, uh, disproportionately affected by the death of
Diane Keaton.
Speaker 11 (01:08:49):
Yes, it's also my years.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Nobody's going, yes, but to where like they actually and
it taxed them for different celebrities and different times.
Speaker 14 (01:08:58):
You know, I don't know what it is about this one.
The one you celebrities that really bummed me out right right, but.
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
That is for this case.
Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
I was really bummed out in a way that you know,
you see other celebrities and you go, oh, that sucks,
but Diane Keaton, for some reason, it really did affect me.
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
I'm like, she's not old enough to that's like, justy
is that why?
Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
But I love first Wive Wives Club and then also
Baby Boom. I don't know if anyone knows that movie,
but I loves she's.
Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Like a city business gal on the go and then
she's not.
Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
Right and then she and then she inherits a baby,
and then she buys a whole.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
She makes jelly. Hey, Morgan, Morgan, let me ask Morgan
a question, because Morgan as the other female in the
room right now, and we know how much you love
One to ten I do, all right, just based on
what you've heard about it, what do you think this
movie would be on a scale of one to ten,
which movie the baby? If I saw it again, you
(01:10:05):
might be right, But I loved it one real life.
Speaker 9 (01:10:07):
That movie for me is one that I always watch
in the fall every year because it's you know, she
makes the Apple sauces for.
Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Sammy's.
Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
I just I really love that movie.
Speaker 13 (01:10:21):
It's just one of my movies.
Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
So I had watched it recently and then to hear
this news, need to go?
Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
So did ruin your whole weekend? Or was there a
cheer in there? Somewhere?
Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
There was a cheer?
Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
So I babysat my phone more babies. Yes, I babysat
my four year nephew. And he's getting closer to five now.
So he's almost five. And typically when I watch him
before watching shows, and he wants to watch Bluie You're
Spidey and you're like, okay, and it's fine, and you
have to watch these shows over and over again.
Speaker 11 (01:10:49):
But this time he's obsessed with the show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Is it Cake nice?
Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
And so it was great, Yeah, somewhat of an adult
show when we're seen, you know, of what one?
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Do you think?
Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
Number four? And everything?
Speaker 9 (01:11:02):
And it's so much more fun that he's getting older
and I'm like, do we not have to watch Bluie
every time?
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
This is awesome? So I ask you a question. Now
that you and Steamboat will you are together? Do you
find that you're you're you're feeling like tingles in your eggs? Like, yeah,
do you find that you're getting like a maybe.
Speaker 13 (01:11:21):
It's a little soon for that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
No, I'm saying just in general, because no, that's that's
a step in the process, right, And so I would
think naturally maybe like just almost think instinctually. What do
they call that nesting? You know what I mean, like
starting to set up like a home and I think
about a future with this person you're over start tingling in.
Speaker 11 (01:11:38):
There's a lot more steps that need to take place.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Before we well, sure, but I know if that you know,
you find yourself And she probably doesn't want to admit
that she's had some thought process on it. Is she
pleased because she don't want to freak him out. I
do understand you don't want to freaking bout verbalize it. Yeah,
you don't want to freak him out feeling. But I'm
just wondering, like, like, but you're very soon, I'm saying.
I was about to say the daized weekday. It doesn't matter.
(01:12:02):
It's literally been multiple months.
Speaker 11 (01:12:04):
Yeah it's been yeah, like four or five months, but.
Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
Still that's still But.
Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
She's not twenty two now, you know what I mean,
she started thinking about these things.
Speaker 8 (01:12:14):
Yeah, I mean she's getting be dead, so technically be
considered a geriatric pregnanty Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Very careful. Anyway, I hope you had a great weekend, everybody.
We got the phones open at eight seven, seven forty four.
This is nobody, all right, welcome back. So we haven't
done this in a while, and it's not one of
those things that we look to do. It's just one
(01:12:44):
of those things that happen. When it happens. Somebody who
works on this show, not necessarily in this room, but
somebody who works on this show is going to find
themselves on the Woody Show hot set. Now, keep in mind,
(01:13:05):
this is not somebody who's on my hot seat. Somebody else.
It could be somebody else that it's got an issue
with somebody else. It's a hot seat submission. We haven't no,
I'm saying that we you know, it doesn't have to
be somebody that I have an issue for you. Yeah,
I just know about it. I just know about it,
and so uh on the Woody Show hot Seat.
Speaker 13 (01:13:32):
I'm nervous because the last time we did this years ago,
it was me and I was goofing off the whole
morning like do and then my world came crashing down.
Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
But you're still here, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm sweating Menace. Yes,
you are not on the Woody Show Hot seat up.
Oh great, Gina Grad. Yeah, we will come back to you.
(01:14:08):
Oh God, Sammy, Yes, you are not on the Woody Show.
I guess you'd be leaving her wedding planning vagazines around
thee her baby name books, sea Mass. Couldn't be me
(01:14:34):
because I brought Sammy a fun present the other day.
See Bess. We will come back to you. Gina Grad.
You are not on the Woody Show now, uh bort. Yeah,
(01:14:55):
you can just let MENGI know that Menji is not
on the Woody Show Hot Yeah. He's a pooping or something.
He looks relieved from the pooping Greggory, Yes, sir, anything anything,
maybe the parties you like to advise you to get ahead,
(01:15:17):
anything you might want to share and maybe maybe, just
maybe might end up on the hot seat. Did I
not say goodbye to Bart and Menji the other day. Well,
it's fine, you're not on the hot yeah it should be.
What is who cares? Right? Ouch, he's down between, it's
(01:15:39):
down between Sea Bass Morgan in bort O. My god,
this is now Tyler, You're not in the hot seat.
This is more of this is more of a swarty seat.
He was on the gurgle guest.
Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
No matter what the seed is, always it's super hot.
It's always hot and moist sweat. Bort you are not
on the hot seat.
Speaker 13 (01:16:09):
I hate this game.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Game, this is this is a game.
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
What.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I don't know how it could be me because I
got Sandy a present, and well how could it be me?
Speaker 13 (01:16:22):
See that's to do nothing wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Morgan, you are not on the hot seat. That means
that Sea Bass there's a trick. There's no hot seat.
Nobody's on thet I mean Sea Bass be right back,
is on the hot seat.
Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
I don't have Sea Bass on the hot seat here,
but somebody in this room does. Will that person please
make themselves known? It is I.
Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
Know my heart to say this, but I've been getting
him little treasure. You just gave me one this morning
from McDonald. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
But there is a side issue that I think that
we need address, a side issue that that I have brought.
Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Up before, and maybe we just need to bring it
up again. But it has to do with the texting system.
Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
And anytime there's a text addressed to me, somehow it
gets responded to before I could respond to it, like
what and that would be SeaBASS responding to the text messages.
I asked him before, do not reply to text messages.
I mean, if he if he signs it cool, But
if he just replies to it, people think that I'm
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the one writing him back.
Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Well, I usually one to I usually if it is
like a direct question for gregor Gina or who or Sam, however,
I usually do not reply.
Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
But if it's something that's just like right, it's just
like I'll just say thanks or you got it. I did.
I did ask Menace to bring it. Bring to bring
an example of what he's talking about, what she says,
what she says that he has pretty good about this. Okay,
but listen, okay, well here's one Menace, thanks for the hack.
(01:18:14):
I wasn't getting anywhere with customer service, so I signed
up for LinkedIn Premium I got a hold of the
CEO and after two weeks, all of a sudden they
found my emails and they replied me love. All right,
so reply from Sea Bass. I can tell you. He says,
not a hack, since you're not hacking into anything, just
a tip. But it wasn't signed. It was a dressed
(01:18:38):
to me. Yeah, so you look like a great a hole.
They think Menace is nitpicking grammar. I stayed by the
message number one, number two, and he's fine, just sign it.
You can write it, you can write whatever you want.
It was directed to Menace. And then when they give
they get a reply, they're assuming it's from Menace. I
agree with that. Now he signed here's I have no
(01:19:01):
problem doing that. I agree to that stipulation. You might
have a problem doing that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
However, a lot of times, a lot of and I'm
not gonna re hot seat, hot potato, thank you, But
a lot of times people will ask specific questions and
to the people on the text and it will just
go unanswered. Yeah, and so by me at least reaching
out with a helpful help.
Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
And I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Again, just sign it. Here's another example, Menace. I purchased
fifteen thousand dollars worth of hot wheels and whatnot, because
we're talking about, oh, who buys things.
Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Where this is going? I'm sure you do. You're the
one that responded to me live streams. Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
I was asking, like, who's buying stuff on like TikTok
live and so they said they spend fifteen thousand dollars
on hot wheels and don't get on there because it's addictive.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
The reply was.
Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Worth it with eighty eighty different Oh not signed by anybody,
could come from you as well.
Speaker 14 (01:20:07):
Fifteen hot wheels, you know what it could have. But
Greg does sign his stuff. I write my name on
every text, all right, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Happy to right then. And then there's more because it
doesn't even make sense. It wasn't the same person. No,
this is a different person.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Ye know.
Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
I'm saying with it because there was a Pokemon thing too,
because that's the one that kind of like sets you
over the edge. Oh yeah, that one just happened. He's like,
we got to talk to Seats again about this. Oh
I did look for the pokey.
Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
I did look for the Pokemon thing, but I cannot
I couldn't find it. I went through the text, but
I did find some other examples, all right, and these
ones just don't even make sense. They're for me menace, Yeah,
because it's I can see who it says menace. I
bought some luxury fragrances fragrances off of whatnot, and the
reply from you says, what that way smelled like luxury?
Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
What Ageah? It makes like luxury? It was it was
written by you. That way you smelled like luxury. Okay, yeah,
that makes sense, it does right.
Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
Yeah, So I bought some luxury foot fragrances and that
was just like a cute, funny like reply, like that
way you'll smell like luxury. See that's not that's not
insulting whatsoever. That's kind of just fun. That's fun and
playful banter.
Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
It took me eight times a read. I didn't understand it.
Another one was to uh, menace Royal Caribbean? Is it
good or is a ghetto? Reply? We like that?
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
What we like?
Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
We've we've given them thumbs up before. Okay, yeah, No.
Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
The reason I reply to that is because I number one,
I know what your opinion is on that, yes, And
number two I again no offense to you or anyone
else doesn't reply to text. I that kind of text
doesn't often get responded to. So I'm actually doing a
service for the listener.
Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Yeah, I mean again, I don't disagree. I'm looking for
this Pokemon text, like because the thing that Menace was
taking issue with was the fact that so Pokemon it
was going into the hole like this is for children
and really just kind of bashing on this person. And
this person was thinking that Menace was the one writing back. Yeah,
and so because childish and stuff like that. We know
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Menace is into a lot of dumb stuff too, you know,
and so like he doesn't want people who are in
the dumb stuff to think that he is against them
being in the dumb stuff. And so yeah, I look
for that text for a few reason. It wasn't popping up.
Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
I don't know, maybe delete it, but I will say this,
there was one reply that I did like, so was
all burn The last two replies were totally pleasant, by
the way, okay, all of them all you know, it's
it's not all burned. One said it's great to hear
MENACE's weekend, and the reply was follow at Menace, See
I like that?
Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
So I.
Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
Like, oh yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
The last three replies were either neutral or positive.
Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
By the way, mostly they're all positive because they're like
fun or supportive or endorsing the topic.
Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Yeah, but all I'm asking him just sign it, just
say Sea Bass all right, that's fine. And and sometimes
like he does start fights with listeners, well sometimes being
I'm all for starting fights with people like crossroads type people, right,
but if they're just like, oh, hey, man, I got
(01:23:11):
whatever Pokemon thing is. Like, yeah, like rather than be
you know, start a fight with somebody who's like listen
to the show and having a good time and whatever,
just just you know, on on, uh, what's the word
I'm looking for? Unprovoked? Yeah, okay, yeah, it seems completely unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
I know you're busy sitting there at your desk replying
to these and having the best time.
Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
I am.
Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
And by the way, part of the interaction of the show.
And if you look at my overall text messages, overwhelmingly positive.
Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Okay, overwhelmingly positive, Menace, I'm saying, Okay, Menace wanted to make.
Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
That however, because request because Menae's name was included in
the response, I do understand where he's coming from.
Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Okay, very nice. I stand by the points I made
in those texts. Everybody here. When you guys text, do
you put your name? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 14 (01:24:03):
Okay, so let's just all agree or I'll put like
you know, dash w something something that everybody's just get
pretty easy to do.
Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
We could all just do it.
Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
Yeah, Now, did somebody delete this Pokemon one? Because that
just happened.
Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
It was from last week. We don't have the ability
to do that in the system. I'm not being cute.
I don't think I think he's right about it. It
was pretty obnoxious.
Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Thursday or Friday last week. The only way kid disappears
if somebody blocked that number, which.
Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
I can't do, Like that's a special permission do that.
I'm not sure to look into that. If you're that
Pokemon loser Texas back, what did you say? What did
you hear? I got more show coming up? Show sol Hey,
(01:24:52):
Good morning, Jeff g Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
What are you showing? Happy Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
We'll get to our Dodgers in just a minute, but
let's go ahead and start with the NFL Rams got
done yesterday in Baltimore, Williams.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
It's another opportunity of walks.
Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
The touchdown Rams beat the Ravens seventeen to three.
Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
By the way, shout out to Matthew Stafford, who leads
the NFL in passing yards at thirty seven years old.
Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Dude is still getting it done.
Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Man Rams in London next weekend onto my Chargers. For once,
they didn't choke when the game was on the line.
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Pressure coming again, Herbert in trouble.
Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Herbert keeps it alive, complete to the mccauckey, who stops
at a dime.
Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
There he goes, mccaucky inside the twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Now, there may have been a hold on that play,
but I'm fine with the refs not calling it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
And after that play, Dick or the kicker came in
hit the game winning field goal. Chargers beat the Dolphins.
They get the Colts next weekend at SOFI Stadium. Two
Monday night football games. Tonight, we got Bills in Atlanta
at four fifteen and the Bears and Commanders at five
point fifteen. But no one's gonna be watching those games
here in Los Angeles because the Dodgers and Brewers start
the NLCS.
Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Sad night at five oh eight.
Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Blake snell Us on the mound for the Dodgers, and
here is Dodgers manager Dave Roberts talking about the matchup
with the Brewers.
Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
They're just gritty, they're tough.
Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
They got some guys that can slug, they can pitch well,
so it's like they're going to be in every game.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
So those things are, you know, components that are scary.
It's gonna be a great series.
Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
AM five seventy the place to listen to it on
your radio or on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
And Liasman not least college football u c l A
one again.
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
They seem to find something with this new coaching staff,
and USC ran all over Michigan.
Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
For the win.
Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
All four LA football teams won this weekend. Love to
see that. I'm jeffg And that's your SoCal sports.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Go Dodge the show, The Woody Show. All right, So, uh,
Menace is out of room because he ran downstairs. We're
looking looking for a food delivery person, of course. Yeah.
(01:26:58):
This week is apparently is it national food delivery personal
Week or delivery driver week? Delivery driver week, yeah, not
even just food, just delivery driver driver. Yeah. And so
we figure, well, we're gonna order something to have it delivered,
and then when when the delivery guy gets here, We're
(01:27:19):
gonna give him a chance to come upstairs to the
studio and we we've set the prize wheel up for
them so they can spin in the wheel and win stuff.
I went out yesterday personally, and I bought a bunch
of different gift cards. If you're so this is like, hey,
we're gonna mall you so they know this is cash
in hand essentially. Yeah, because like what you're gonna do
and make them come back to get the prize at once?
The front desk's open obviously the day or something. The
(01:27:43):
degree of difficulty is here. Do you believe random guy
that he works for a radio station? I want you
to come with me. Well, I mean you did come
to an office building where there's a radio station or no,
you don't have to, but you're gonna you're gonna lose out.
Be fun win now. I got as a Visa gift card,
a two Visa gift card. I got some fifty dollars
(01:28:04):
Amazon cards. I got fifty dollars gas cards because I
figure you could use the gas, right, I would love that.
And then just to be funny, because we're just getting
all food delivery people this week, you know, because we're
ordering breakfast, so selfishly, we get breakfast also on the wheel,
door dash gift card yourself. But I mean, look, maybe
(01:28:25):
they get an employee discount. I'm sure they get the
employee discount, but then they can also use this towards
the cost of the actual food. So it's right now,
that should be I want to give him. I go
down there a lot and do we have do we
have minis on the line? Is that him down Sammy?
Is he? Is he on on the on the hotline?
I'm saying yes, I think that's all right. Just put
(01:28:48):
him on hold because someone's talking to him in a
different room. Oh hey, guys, how's it going on her?
What she got.
Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
There?
Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
We go christ Almighty, Yeah there is.
Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
But you want to come upstairs and spend a wheel
for more money?
Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Gift cards, gift card, gift card. You could win gift
cards hundreds of dollars. Could tell them? Why tell them
it's delivery driver week and we're trying to do something nice.
Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
I'm in the middle of doing that right now.
Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Okay, it does sound like you're going to be a
kidnapped or scamming. Yeah, so yeah, so we're we're giving
out prizes right now. For delivery drivers a radio station
would to the radio station and spin a wheel. You
could win hundreds of dollars. You want to come up
just a few minutes, if we just want to make
you all right, said, he's down, all right, good, all right, Hike,
(01:29:44):
all right, Hike is coming up, all right, right now,
bring him up, bring him up, and then we'll we'll
have him spend the week. We got the wheel all
set up. Yeah, it looks good Sammy this morning. Yeah,
And I was just telling everybody what the gift cards are.
So yeah, we're good big stack delivery driver week and
we're bringing up, We're bringing Hike up. Okay, all right,
let's go. All right, we'll be yeah, but we'll see you.
We'll see you here in a second. All right, Menace
(01:30:05):
is on his way up. Excellent success. Yeah, so far,
and we'll and we'll do it throughout the way. I'm
sure there's gonna be at least one who's like, no,
I'm not following for this. Yeah. If I was a driver,
I don't think I would. But at the same time,
now the word is going to be out, and I
think people in the area, delivery drivers in the area
canna be looking for and we're gonna do it at
different times, you know, depending that Right now, I don't
(01:30:26):
even know what Menace order do we only know what
food he ordered? I think he ordered very very little.
Was it even food anything? No, but it was food.
I think it was food for That was the whole idea.
The whole idea is we would get breakfast, but then
we would be able to do something for the delivery
drivers for Delivery Driver Week. Good. Yeah, all right, So
while he brings him up here, let's let's take the
break and then we can come back right into that. Okay, perfect, cool.
Speaker 9 (01:30:55):
Show.
Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Well, it's a it's National Delivery Driver Week, yep, and
mansorder you can you can come on in and menesorted
something online and yeah, and so the the order got delivered,
and so Menace went to go, you know, meet the
driver downstairs for the delivery. And because it's Delivery Driver Week,
we are we are honoring the delivery drivers by giving
(01:31:16):
me a chance to spin the wheel of gift cards
and win a gift card. Good morning to you, sir,
How are you? How are you? You were good? How
are you good? Yeah? All right? How long you've been
doing this this delivery thing? Yeah, how long you been
doing that? Almost? So as a side gave it has
a workout? Has it been working out? Okay? So far
(01:31:39):
worth it? I mean this has got to be the highlight, right,
I mean it's working out? Okay, okay, because you know
you hear mixed reviews. Morgan's always looking to do things
for some extra cash. And you said your name is Hike. Yes, okay, Hike.
So this wheel right here has different gift cards on it.
You're gonna spin the wheel whatever it lands on we
give you. So we already them, right, Menace, Yes, okay,
(01:32:01):
so you already got your tip, but this is completely separate.
It's extra. I literally went I literally went out and
got these gift cards yesterday. In fact, whenever I give
you the gift card, I'll give you a little the
little approval uh received it? Yeah, just in case you
you can use it. But then, also, Hike, you can
agree this is the worst building to deliver to. Right,
What did we even order, Menace? We order some dunkin Donuts?
Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Nice? Nice? All right, So Hike, go ahead and take
the wheel and you're gonna spin it to your left
like towards you. Yeah, it's it's a crappy wheel.
Speaker 10 (01:32:33):
It's with Garbageeah, give a good spid, it's a good Spinny.
Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Is Delivery Driver Appreciation Week. There are Visa gift cards,
Amazon gift cards, Gas cards on there. Let's see money,
big buddy. Come on, all right, come on, come on.
It's a shifty dollar Amazon gift card. So here fifty
(01:33:04):
fifty dollars from Amazon. That is for you, my friend.
Thank Yeah, Yeah, you're welcome. This is the best delivery
of the day. And thank you, thank you for you,
thank you for bringing the for the duncan. And I
hope you haven't held you up too much, but enjoy
your gift card. Hike, do you have zell? Do you
have you have a like a paypalor Zell account venmo?
Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'll double it. I'll take you another another.
All right, best delivery ever? Yeah, and you so new
they're not all like this. Yeah, Hike, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
I appreciate you. My friends. Hi, there's a there's Hike Jo.
It's yeah, National Delivery Driver Week. Morgan, make sure he
gets where he's gone. Yeah, Morgan's gonna gonna show the
way out. How about them donuts? Yeah, there you go.
Nice delicious. That worked out.
Speaker 14 (01:33:56):
Well, What about you if you're a delivery driver and
somebody says, hey, can you come stairs and in.
Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
This in this neighborhood. Yeah, and then the fact that
it's an office building like this.
Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
Yes, that would that would be help Sammy though, as
a lady with some a dusting of paranoia, absolutely not
knowing a strange man says, just come to this building.
Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Oh I'm a strange man. Okay, not happen anybody here ever,
did ever, has ever done delivery like delivering pizzas back
in the day, or you.
Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Need, I did it before, right before door dad, all
this like, there was a there was a small company
in Atlanta that did this sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
They were kind of the door dash before door dash,
and it was boring.
Speaker 7 (01:34:40):
It sucked parking, of course, as you might imagine the worst,
and cops would give, at least in Atlanta would give you.
Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Mark Sanchez goes and tries to attack you. I'm just
trying to get like recycled grease or whatever, and here
comes this drunk guy out of nowhere. It was fine.
Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
It was you know, as you know, as with all
this stuff like a side job, college stuff, you know,
never never, never offered like by a naked lady like, oh, come.
Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
On in port, didn't you deliver at some point? Yeah,
I delivered pizzas in between production jobs for he looks
like a pizza delivery guy.
Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
I actually got told to not look the way I
look for the delivery job. They tell me take out
my lip brain, They told me not to have my
wallet chain. And the one day I actually looked like myself,
I got a thirty dollars tip.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Yeah. I used to go with my friend Joe. He
delivered pizzas and man, he we would haul ass around
in his car. So I would like kind of help
with the pizzas, Like we drive up to the place,
I run it to the door so that he can
like get ready to go find the next place because
this is before GPS, so like wait, where is this
street again? Okay, and try to try to figure it out.
(01:35:48):
So he was like already kind of working ahead on that.
And it was fun. Man, we were hauling ass all
around town. Fun. Yeah. I just did it because it
wasn't my it wasn't even my job, but was my
way to fielding. Yeah. I was just waiting to just
hang out and I support that because I have road time,
you know.
Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Where it's like I see it a lot where it's
like a parent and a teenager or a spousal couple.
Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Use again.
Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
It illiminates the parking problem number one. Yeah, and for
a kid, it's like a chance to help out and whatever.
Speaker 14 (01:36:15):
I made one delivery once in my life when I
was working at a pizza place. We didn't deliver, but
this baseball team called and ordered twenty five pizzas and
then they bail.
Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
They just didn't show up. The candle sucks.
Speaker 14 (01:36:25):
So instead of throwing them away, which my manager normally
would do, he told me to get in the car
and go to this like recording studio area and he
said the caveat is you have to and I'm a
shy guy. He said, you have to get out of
your car, stand in the middle of this complex and
yell out.
Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
Pizza for rock and roll. And he sent somebody with
me to make sure I did it right for rock
and roll. That's so funny. And then we opened up
the trunk and there's twenty five we Oh. I want
to get an update on on Morgan's Crest job search. Yeah,
(01:37:02):
so we'll get to that. This hour here on the
Wood Show as well. Eight seven seven four. What is
the phone number? Text over to two two nine eight seven.
So a new report asking about blue collar jobs. What's
(01:37:23):
a blue collar job? Men's like, give me an example
of the blue collar A plumber, a contractor, okay, yeah, okay.
Talked over three thousand people and according to them, sixty
two percent of people would leave their current job for
a blue collar job if it offered better pay and
more stability than what they currently have. Well, due obviously,
(01:37:43):
this has been popping up all over the place. I'm
glad you got that. I got that reaction because I
have the same one. I'm like, am I missing something?
Speaker 14 (01:37:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Well duh. One career expert manager said that part of
the reason for the large number is people are thinking
about how AI is going to come in and impact
their current job. Many people can start to see the
writing on the wall and we'll consider blue collar work
as an option if things go south. But the robots, guys,
(01:38:12):
I'm telling you there are and I've heard it from
people who do the jobs, you know, plumber type jobs, electricians,
and they show up and they got their work truck
and they're in stuff that they've been sweating through all
day and you know, uh, they're they're looking like they've
been through it. And people think that, oh, look at
this poor person, like not just not like poor, like
(01:38:34):
not love that that too, but in some way that
they're they're better than this person, or that they have
more than this person. But you don't realize that guy
takes that work truck home and then takes his like
Porsche out of the garage because he's cleaning up, Like
you have no idea. These guys are making their balling
bank like and if you're good, you know, plumbers electricians
(01:38:55):
are so in demand that you can name your price.
They have too much work.
Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
South parkisode about this, right, the guy was just high
on the hog's crying to him to fix their smallest things.
Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Yeah, some other work stuff. New study released, and this
one asking five hundred and twenty different employees of these
large companies about how they feel about their workplace. And
when these employees were asked to describe their job in
one word, the most common answers were tired, surviving, or
eh yeah. Forty six percent of employees have considered quitting
(01:39:28):
because they felt emotionally exhausted or numb at works. Three
percent have already quit. Thirty percent said that when their
company announces new rules, ways of working, or strategies, they
feel numb or indifferent numb. Sixty three percent of people
say that they feel disconnected from their co workers. Of
those people, twenty four percent disengaged just overall, nineteen percent
(01:39:51):
becoming more cynical, eighteen percent have become less productive. Nine
percent now avoid meetings or collaboration altogether. And I do
have some some more on that. Is that optional? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean I'm not going to go to that meeting. Yeah,
And I've started doing a little bit of that because
I go, all right, well what is the meeting? Because
(01:40:13):
typically I have these conversations almost daily with people in
different departments. So is there something in this meeting that
I already don't know about it because I got here
at three you know am? Yeah, correct, So if there's anything,
there's anything new, just for the sake of attendance, I
think I'm gonna skip shoot me an email I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
I always do that thing where they say, well what
time works for you then? And I four am? How
about four in the morning, because you telling me three
pm is the same as me telling you four it
for us. I'll go back to that a second. I
do want to get an update from from Morgan. Last
we heard she had brought in those different things that
she was considering on Craigslist, because Craigslist, you know, as
(01:40:55):
opposed to some of the other places the other popular
job sites apparently like are from the reputation more of
the real jobs, as opposed to things that people are
posting on more of the quote professional sites that are
just to satisfy the requirement of posting the job, to
check that box, doing the EEO interviews. And these are
(01:41:18):
more unconventional and some are unconventional, yes, that you wouldn't
maybe put on one of these other job search sites
based projects. Yeah, and now you never got anything back
from that last one to go as like a basically
a plus one for the reunion.
Speaker 13 (01:41:31):
Right reunion. Never got back from them.
Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
And then.
Speaker 13 (01:41:35):
Yeah, and I messed up with the email I sent them.
Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Yes, she replied to him as if she were a scammer.
But now we know.
Speaker 13 (01:41:41):
Now we learn, we live, and we learn and we grow.
So I've got a new batch. Okay, if you guys
want to go through this more.
Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Yes, these are the ones that you're considering. Yes, okay,
this one.
Speaker 13 (01:41:51):
Could be some hard labor work, but I'm willing to
work hard.
Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Right.
Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
It's called boxing personals. And whether this is legal or not,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Oh you love boxing, yeah I do. I saw you.
I saw your video or your training and stuff like that, right, right, But.
Speaker 13 (01:42:03):
This is you will be taking people's personal belongings out
of their cars and boxing them up.
Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Oh they're old box.
Speaker 13 (01:42:11):
No drug screening needed, no background show, So that's cool.
But my first thought here is, are these like stolen cars?
Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Is this fencing? Yeah? Why is this happening?
Speaker 13 (01:42:19):
Sounds weird? But fourteen dollars an hour with the rays
as soon as you can get it right? Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
The job is to do what now?
Speaker 13 (01:42:27):
To take people's belongings out of their cars and put
them in boxes?
Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
But why, like, why would anybody need this service?
Speaker 13 (01:42:33):
There is no more info. It just says it's not
a hard job, just very fast paced.
Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
It's very share.
Speaker 9 (01:42:40):
Is it a car that's impounded that had stuff inside
of it and now it's taking it out for them
because they can't know.
Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
I'm putting this into More info needed, Okay.
Speaker 13 (01:42:48):
I'm intrigued. By it, all right, I could help the
scam going. All right, next one, this one would be
fun and goofy, right, looking for friends for a female
only event. So usually it's guys that are lonely looking
for girls, right, this is twenty five dollars per hour.
This is a woman seeking platonic female friends only for
an event and possibly other events in the future.
Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Is it a woman, it's a madam.
Speaker 10 (01:43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:43:12):
It says must be sociable, fun, upbeat, well dressed and
fit for dancing.
Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
I like this. It was a woman that was running
the Vegas Catouse on whatever the HBO show was. And
then you know you have Heidi Flies with the Charlie
Sheen thing.
Speaker 13 (01:43:25):
No, she's going to cover my uber, my food, my screen.
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Yeah. One of those friend finder apps you know that
says you have to be dancing? Yeah yeah. Ages like
are you a party starter?
Speaker 13 (01:43:34):
Ages twenty one through forty.
Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
There's a guys that are a bunch of doors who
need women around, and these are the services that provide
the women to show up to events.
Speaker 13 (01:43:44):
So you guys do that think this is just a
girl that needs to act like she has friends.
Speaker 7 (01:43:47):
I hate madis is on the right track. This is
a like be a party guest, a hostess. Now you're
not a hostess, but you're just kind of you're a filling,
You're a seat filler.
Speaker 8 (01:43:56):
You're I can't even I was gonna say, or is
she like an extra in a budget movie or so
that's kind of what man is saying, is this is
your party extra.
Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Yeah, so they just need to change or up the ratio.
I like that job. I like that. You might find
a rich, dorky husband. Okay, this is Morgan. She found
these things that she she she narrows him down to
stuff that she'd be willing to do, and then she
brings him up to us so we can identify some
flags if they are there that she might need to
(01:44:25):
be aware of the people. I'll make a good choice.
Speaker 13 (01:44:28):
How about this one blind musician seeking female driver. I
don't know why she needs to be female to drive
him around. So this wonder jeezu for one weekend. It's
a four and a half hour drive. He's blind and
a musician, and he just needs to.
Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
With me.
Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
You can just sort of dive out of the way.
Speaker 13 (01:44:49):
And then she said, I'll get you a room for
the night, separate. But yeah, he's you will practically be
not working once you get me there. There will be
a lot of downtime.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
This is a good I have a question. How do
they post that? Did they get somebody to post that
for them? You could do like a speech to text thing,
but to navigate a website and to find where to
click to even bring the window up to put the
text in there that you need, like somebody had to
help them with that. Why couldn't that person drive?
Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
There's a lot of services that you can use websites.
Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Yeah that blind blind people like you call a number
and right here.
Speaker 7 (01:45:24):
Yeah, all right, what's what's the rates a day?
Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Okay for four hours? Because that's cheaper than a professional driver. Yeah, yeah,
and it's a chick, you know, you get to not
some dude, you know, is the musician? Is the blind
musician a chick?
Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
No?
Speaker 13 (01:45:42):
No, it's yeah, they just want a female.
Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
That's what it's like. An average cost uber for the
SUV to the airport like one hundred and.
Speaker 6 (01:45:53):
Two hundred bucks one hundred and thirty depending on distance.
Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Yeah, so two hundred bucks for for a four hour
drive for four hours make a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
More, yeah, but that this is a guaranteed fifty bucks
an hour. This is this is like okay, all right,
Randy work as they say, okay, give us another one.
Speaker 13 (01:46:11):
Another one, okay. This this is the title of Okay,
want to fight back against the system? Join me for
a creative rebellion through the arts.
Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
We're throwing that.
Speaker 13 (01:46:21):
Feeling disillusioned by the political climate, You're.
Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Not getting paid a job, your paid protest?
Speaker 13 (01:46:27):
Interesting?
Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
I just filed that one. That one's out.
Speaker 13 (01:46:29):
That sucks, all right, Well how about this one? Need
a cute girl to help make.
Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
My ex jealous? Now this sounds like something that you
would love. Okay, says Hi.
Speaker 13 (01:46:38):
I'm looking for a cute female who is a good
flirt to meet for coffee and take photos and selfies
of us kissing to make my ex super jealous. Yeah,
it sounds ridiculous, but I need help. Twenty five dollars
an hour.
Speaker 7 (01:46:49):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Please consider that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 13 (01:46:52):
I've gone to coffee with weirdos before. What's a little smooth?
Speaker 3 (01:46:56):
That's yes? Yes, yes? Would you consider this one?
Speaker 11 (01:46:59):
I wouldn't, but I do. It's great for Morgan. If
there was no kissing involved.
Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
I would be And it's not going to take much
more than what and maybe you'll fall in love. It's
like a meet, all right, So I got to uh,
I got to three, all right, that's usually what we consider, right, Yeah,
kind of three at a time. Let's work with that
and also consult with Sea Bass when you write back
to these and Menace Medicon Sea Bass together. Did the
kissing I give you a photo?
Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
No?
Speaker 13 (01:47:24):
No, there's he asked for a photo.
Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Can we just say no on this?
Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Back?
Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Boxing up people stuff from cars. That's weird. That's that
there's there's too many questions. I like to work hard.
It's not even fun, alright, So the blue collar all right,
So we're asking you, the listener, which one do you
think she should go for? The looking for friends only
female for event, the blind musician seeking a female driver
(01:47:54):
if you need a ride? Why has it got to
be a chick and you're blind, so what does it matter?
It's like it's eye candy. Yeah, maybe it's he doesn't
want to get roughed up, better energy, okay? And then
and then the third one, need a cute girl to
help make my ex jealous? The Woody Show. All right,
(01:48:15):
so we got some feedback on the text jobs that
Morgan is considering for these Craigslist job opportunities that she
she found got you would vote over to two two
nine eight seven. I don't know where Morgan went. She
going in here, she's taking a mad dump. Yeah, she's
(01:48:37):
probably in the turlet. Oh yeah, all right, this is
your job. It's your job that we're looking for gotting
some flights. So it looks like the blind guy who
needs a driver, that's the one the listeners like the most. Really, yeah,
that one. The runner up was the making the ex
(01:48:58):
jealous one. So the the one ad was about this
blind guy said he needs a you know, he needs
a driver to take him like a two hour was
it four hours? Four hour drive? Four hour drive for
two hundred bucks? Yeah, for two hundred bucks. And so
that's the one that the listeners like the most. And
then the other one was the making the ex jealous,
where I like that you just got to make out
(01:49:18):
with somebody so they can send the picture to.
Speaker 13 (01:49:22):
Get some yeah, to the to the X.
Speaker 8 (01:49:24):
The one they didn't like was you being human trafficked
by a group of dancing girls.
Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
Oh here's the thing, the most fun one.
Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Yeah, yeah, the my only problem with the blind guy
and you might menace on this one is I don't
like her going anywhere, especially somewhere far away four.
Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Hours although was a suggestion the same. Yeah, I think
it's a great idea. So they suggest that I should apply.
And he's a female voice how would you what would
you sound like? He also an older like Scottish lady
like missus out fire type your driver. I I was
(01:50:01):
asking the question like if you're blind, like how are
you filling out this form online? And we got a
text by guy named Darren, a blind dude who I
hung out with at our Cypresshill party, and he goes
blind people use what is called screen readers to navigate websites, email,
and a lot more. I'm using the screen reader on
the iPhone right now to text this, so shout out
(01:50:22):
to Darren, the blind guy.
Speaker 5 (01:50:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
And there's also like a device too that they can
navigate with. It's kind of like Braille, but it's like
a mouse type thing. I saw this girl, she's applying
to do the test to become a lawyer, and it's
like a big thing on the well work with Sea
Mass and Menace to craft the reply to these jobs.
This whole thing we were talking about that the question
(01:50:45):
that people were asked, would you take would you leave
your current job for a blue collar job if it
offered better pay and more stability than well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
What an insane question. Yeah, And I don't know other
than you don't want to do like a physical labor
type of job or things like that, like like you
don't feel good about yourself if you're not doing a
certain type of job, but if you're gonna make more money,
you're gonna have more stability even still, like, why wouldn't
you want to do that if that was an opportunity that? Yeah,
somebody wrote in Good Morning, my name is Elizabeth, and
(01:51:17):
on the topic, I'm a female blue collar worker and
I get looked at differently by women. They feel so
above me, even if they're at stay at home mom's status.
Others that have an office job also look at me
in the worst way is if they're smarter than me.
And it's not easy to get certain certification and blue
collar jobs either. So I wrote her back, I go
(01:51:38):
all right, just out of curiosity, just for the people
who are looking down on That's what I was saying.
There are certain people look down on people those jobs,
thinking that, oh, you're a broke ass, you know, look
at you in your dirty truck. Yeah. Yeah, that's because
that's their work truck. Go home and see how they're living, right,
see what they're doing, She wrote back to she's making
ninety eight thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 9 (01:51:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
She gets to take time off when she wants it.
That's awesome, and she goes, I have way more freedom
than working in an office.
Speaker 8 (01:52:04):
I thought she was going to say women look at
me weird, because I would I'd be intimidated, like, oh,
should I be knowing how to do all this?
Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
She does right? And I'm just thinking that that somehow
better than you know.
Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
She's excluded from a lot of friend groups automatically. Yeah,
probably maybe eight thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
Who cares hang out any time? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (01:52:22):
The going to coffee thing sounds a lot easier, Morgan,
but you're not going to make much money. The two
hundred dollars for four hour ride seems a bit low.
Speaker 7 (01:52:29):
Though, especially if that's both ways. And did you say
he's performing as well?
Speaker 14 (01:52:33):
Yeah, you get a hotel room. Yeah, so it sounds easy,
but it's not that much money.
Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
Yeah, that's true of the other job stuff that I
brought up. I'd mentioned how more people are now avoiding
meetings or collaboration altogether. Yeah, just just in general. And
so I thought about this, and there were a couple
of times last week alone where I was reaching out
to somebody and I was having the hardest time getting
a hold of these people. It turns out because they
were quote caught in meetings and I go all day.
(01:53:00):
They showed me their schedule. They are on teams meeting
after teams meeting after teams meeting. Now this is radio. Yeah,
what is so important? And when do you have time
to like work and whatever comes from these meetings? That
was my question, that does anything ever happen from these
meetings that you're stuck in all day? And a lot
of times the answers, know, they just talk about stuff
(01:53:21):
and just like chopping up, you know, philosophies on on
the stuff that we're doing or thinking about doing. Yeah,
best practices. Hey, we brought in a guest, you know,
to join our meeting today. They're from a whatever creative
ad agency they're gonna. It's just a when people are
sitting there and half the time they have their camera
(01:53:41):
off and they have their microphone muted, and they're they're
having another conversation with somebody in their office, So it's
a waste of time to begin with. God, So this
was all about workers doing too much busy work. This
whole study looking into it right, found that workers say
about fifty one percent of their day goes to is
he work, email, data, just related tasks, you know, things
(01:54:04):
like that, and that these repetitive tasks are taking away
from actual work that they're supposed to be doing. And
now they're more stressed out because their schedules more packed.
Well that's what I'm saying. When do they have time
to do the work they were hired to do? So
the biggest amounts of busy work in the office writing
emails number one, like replying to all these stupid emails,
Data management, catching up on team communications whatever, searching for
(01:54:28):
and organizing files and emails, managing calendars and meetings. Reporting
because oh yeah, I gotta file. I heard that was
one thing. Oh yeah, I was working on my date,
my daily, my weekly report to so and so that
they have to file every week to show what they did.
Speaker 8 (01:54:42):
Yeah, whatever happened to the girls in the stenopool, Like
what isn't this what like secretaries and receptors.
Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
I remember the gals in the state, you know, the
ones that are like typing in the middle of the
office secretaries, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, but like the sten opool. Yeah,
that's what they used to call them. Like, why where
are they? Like my mom about that? Don't you have
like assistance to handle this crap? Because they fired everybody.
But that's as assistance. Then very few people have assistance.
Speaker 8 (01:55:10):
So what's the point Because you're doing the assistant jobs,
you never get around to doing your own job.
Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
It doesn't make any sense. Troubleshooting with tech issues, filling
out time sheets and expense reports. We're talking about hours. Yeah,
and so I t leaders. They're working on these AI
tools to help cut down on these tasks. And when
it comes to what workers want AI to do, help
write emails, automate form file find better ways to organize files.
(01:55:36):
One's reading it's his AI AI. Now it's all dumb.
Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
Go back to old school phone calls, guys, that's how
you get things done. Yeah, go stand outside someone's office.
Menace is the best at that. Medis has a reputation
around here, like menace is circling.
Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
What does you need? I gotta get something done. They'll
ask me if I'm in a meeting somebody and they
see you outside circling, I go, well, he's over here
looking for me, or he's here, you know, they all
did you know what he wants? I go no, I said,
so it's probably for you.
Speaker 6 (01:56:09):
Yeah, because guess what if I just went home, Yeah,
and I sent an email. No one's gonna read the email.
Nothing get done, Nothing will get done.
Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Yep, good times. So just let's talk it, talk about
it real quick. Done. Eighty seven seven forty four. Woody
is the phone number. You can send us a text
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(01:56:37):
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(01:57:21):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please Yeah, a wise
person listens, but a very wise person mutes yep. God.
There was a really funny thing I just saw on
social media here recently, and it was it was about
shut the cup. Hold on, I think I have a clip.
(01:58:03):
I do have a clip. If you take your top
lip and connect it to your bottom lip, you will
shut the cup. Sometimes shutting the cup is the best
thing you can do. Yep, yeah, that's what you gotta do.
So step one, you take your top lip and connect
it to your bottom lip. You will shut the cup. Yep. Okay, yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Two hours
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