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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is it due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is adlies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I wait, this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class
is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Day.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Good morning, everybody? Morning waiting? All right? Today is Wednesday.
It is October the fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Welcome. That's right,
it's pay day. Oh wait, god, other way? Pay great? Right,
get a loan of course, all right, if he hasn't
spent it all yet? All right, well anyway, Welcome to

(01:06):
the Woodies Show. Welcome to Wednesday. I am whatdy? That's
Greg Gordy. We got Menace, grad is here, Sea Bass
is here, Morgan, good morning to you. We've got Vaughn
he's our video producer. There is Bort and Menji. All
things down the Woody Show production department. We have the
phones open for you today in eighty seven seven. You

(01:26):
can send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven. Yet today's payday, somebody said on the text
where to go here? Oh it says the government's not
shut down. I'm still getting taxes taken out of my paychecks.
But yeah, they're not working. That's considered essential, But how
is it essential for them? To take the money if
they're then refusing to pay the workers who are also

(01:48):
considered essential, like the military employ air traffic controllers. There
they're told to go to work but not get paid.
But you're still collecting the money from from the public
for a rainy day.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Hunt and say, what do you want about TSA? We
need them right, you know, not to look they they
can pay them.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
We have a debt all the time, and so they
can figure out how to like, you know, uh, put
that back at some point once everything retroactively fund whatever
it is that they're using to give uh, these workers
their money. Yeah right, Like that whole idea of going
to work and not getting the paycheck is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah,
now I think that would go. I think that would

(02:29):
go for all the Congressmen, the senators, the people who
are directly involved in getting it passed and making a decision.
You don't get paid, Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
You start, but you're the one who starts not getting paid.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
But things would happen way faster that way.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
But no, things would happen way fast, you know, not
for military, TSA fights, air traffic controllers, all these other
essential employees. If you're forcing them to go to Well,
you can have departments that you don't think are essential.
They don't go to work, but they don't get like
the museum shut down, right, you know the Smithsonian's. But
if you're forcing people to go to work, you.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Pay those people and you do not take vacation until
this is work.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I know they should. They should be forced to stay
at work.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
And toothbrush pajamas.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
They used to do that at school. If two kids
were having a beef, like or they got in a
fight or whatever, they would put them in in a classroom. Go, well,
you guys can't come out until you guys have come
to a solution to your problem.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
My mother in Lack he was a teacher, and she
used to put those kids in like a two headed
T shirt and make them wear like the friendship shirt
together together.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Probably couldn't do that now, that'd be some kind of
like bullying.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Even though I hate going to France because I think
people are a holes, I think they got it right though,
because like if stuff like this happens, they burn the
city down, like if gas prices are way too high,
if they.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Guess what stuff gets handled quickly? Yeah, yeah, here's a question.
So you have one of those jobs. It's been categorized
as essential. But you're not going to get paid if
you don't come in. Can they fire you? I guess
they could, right.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Yeah, and you certainly won't stay on the money.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Their election of duty or whatever they abandonment of whatever
post abandonment the post like if you're considered it to
be essential. But maybe that's why they're doing the stickouts, right,
So that makes sense. Okay, now I answer my own question,
my stupid.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
But then you shouldn't be forced to use your sick days, true,
you know, like that's essentially vacation days.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know, if you have to come in and you're
not coming, you cannot come. You cannot come in and
not use your sick days. But then they can fire
you because you're just not showing up. And then another
question that we don't know the answer to. They're not
getting paid now, but they will get That will mean
in the meantime, you can't tell your landlord, you can't

(04:51):
tell the checkout person at the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
You're still you'll do it eventually.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
My buddy is still dealing with rent for his business
from COVID because it was shut down and he still
had to pay rent. Yeah, even though his business was
not opening, not making any money. Did he get one
of those loans that people used to buy ferraris? Yeah,
no he didn't. So as a business owner, he didn't
get one. No, but people who just took advantage of

(05:17):
the system they got it. Yeah, seventy thousand dollars in
the hole over it and the government said, oh well
we'll figure it. We'll figure it out in your taxes
and of course still not on it.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. But yeah, payday so
Mena's birthday month. Yes, do you have any plans, any
plans for uh, for this money? Like, are you going
off and doing something?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Am I going to buy something? Yeah, you're gonna buy
yourself something. He usually, I'm saying, he usually has some
kind of plan for every every time he's getting paid. Yeah,
he's like, all right, but here's what I'm doing. This
is what I'm gonna buy. Well, no, I mean I
just have my big f one weekend that I'm doing.
So I'm sure I'm gonna be buying some merch because
there's a ton of merch availab, but like a single
item that I want to buy currently, No, I don't

(06:04):
have one. Uh yeah, I'm sad to say. Yeah, a
lot of it's just like I want to buy clothing.
That's it that Uh I think it's a Ferrari jacket
that you had. Oh this sweatshirt, Yeah, that's nice. Want
yeah yeah, picked me up billion dollars yeah, right, three billion.

(06:27):
I'm still trying to get a hold of bird for
you too early. He's on tour. There's no way he's
picking up yeah. Yeah. Well I've tried it other reasonable times,
just as a bit.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Maybe he just doesn't like it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Do you ever leave the message?

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Maybe now eighty Yeah. Who he's a voice what they
want the thing real quick? Sure.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I felt kind of weird about buying a Ferrari Jackie
because I don't own Ferrari.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, I know, but people, it's nice fan though, Yeah people,
this this is somebody else I'm not calling.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
That's rude.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Next my goodness, oh god, oh wow. Yeah it was cute.
But never mind. I'm not even gonna mention that is.
I don't want to embarrass that menace.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
I think it would be more embarrassing if you did
have a Ferrari and a Ferrari jacket.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh and the guys, I think they'd to toe and.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah that would be like you got it free
with purchase.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
All right, Well eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, how
do you want to spend MENACE's money?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah? Give him some ideas? Yes please, yeah, we all
seem to have ideas.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I think you'd have fun paying my mortgage a text?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Make him feel good? Over to two to nine eighty seven.
More Woodies show is next. We'll get a little look
what's happening? Rather, the World of Entertainment Medics will have
that for us birthdays and Porter birthday. All off, the
break hang up will be right back. What's up? What show?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
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(08:17):
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Speaker 4 (08:19):
Oh Very.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Show.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
All right, welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So we were talking about the payday, yeah earlier, today's payday.
At least at this company, it's fifteenth, in the last
day of the month. And then we were talking about
the government shutdown and how you know people are going
to work and not getting paid. I got some other
work related stuff and some more bad news for remote
workers because more and more companies are abandoning the idea

(08:50):
of allowing it over. You keep hearing about more and
more of the bigger companies too, and according to the numbers,
by this time next year, another thirty percent of companies
will eliminate remote work just entirely.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Damn that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, So that's what happens. Like one or two bigger
companies do it, and that gives license to the other
companies to do it, and then they go, well, everybody
else is doing so no one wants to be the
first one still waiting for that four day work week
experience that forever. Let's try that. Seventeen percent of companies
plan to require employees to be in the office at
least four days a week. Sixty four percent say they

(09:24):
are bringing people back to the office to strengthen company culture.
Sixty two percent say it's to improve productivity. Forty five
percent say it's to maximize office space. That's what it is.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
It's we're paying for these leases and nobody's here that and.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like seeing that people are working. Yeah, because I know,
I'm not going to mention names here, because we do
like this person and they do a lot of work
during during the week. I always wonder because this person
never comes into the office on Fridays. Every Friday they
quote work from home. Okay, but if I ever have
to call this person for something, are they doing work

(10:02):
stuff or Friday they kind of out in about They
seem to be out in about about ring day. Yeah,
like I work better for my pool. Yeah, I've worked
better at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Anyway, let's see fewer companies are feeling the need to
bribe workers as well. It's like more of a take
it or hit the bricks kind of vibe going on.
Because remember they were talking about all these different things
that companies were.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Doing, putting a car in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, only twenty eight percent of companies in total, only
twenty eight percent provide any kind of benefits for returning
to the office your job. But of those doing the bribing.
Fifty five percent do these like social events at work.
Fifty one percent provide catered meals. Now you're talking. Another
fifty one percent provide a commuter support. Cool, So I

(10:49):
guess maybe I know there was like a shuttle events.
Wouldn't do it for me.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Last thing I want to do no offense, is ride
to work with you guys.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
You know, I get that. That's a little But the
free food I'll come.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, food is an incentive like activities.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
No, no, I don't care about it.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
It's like I want to go home now.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Going back and asking asking the people, three quarters, seventy
six percent said they would look for a new job
if they weren't allowed to work remotely anymore. So going
back to the you know these companies, here's the thing.
If seventy six percent of people all of a sudden,
we're out there in the workforce looking for a job.
Look how hard it is to find a decent job
right now? Do you think with another seventy six percent
in the mix, Yeah, you're going to be able to

(11:27):
find that, especially if all the other companies are just
saying no, we're not offering that. Like, I don't know,
how my point is here. I would love a four
day work week. I think that'd be great. I while
it's not for me personally, I don't care if somebody
works remotely. It doesn't affect me at all. I don't
I don't have any skin in the game. I guess
it is my point. So you can be mad and go, oh, well,
you just want to I don't want anything. I don't.

(11:48):
You know, that's I'm not in this situation. Yeah, it's different.
But you know, if the idea is that you're going
to call your shots, at some point, you're not gonna
be able to call your shot, right, yeah, you know,
and you're just have to suck it up and take
it or you're just gonna be unemployed. I guess, like,
what are you going to do in that situation?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Well, and like you guys, I was not able to
work remotely during COVID.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
I was coming to a radio.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Station every day.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
But people who got a taste.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Of blood, you know, like you get it. It's just
it's insane to think of going back.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Now.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Can I share this real quick though? Let's say you
worked in this building. Have you heard about it yet?
There's this guy, financial guy named Jamie Diamond. He just
helped build this five billion dollar building in New York
for a JP Morgan. It has seventeen restaurants inside the building.
Damn yeah, seventeen Starbucks. It has everything. Yeah, just like
it's it's cool, its own little city.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Now, that's cool. I'm going to show up to work
like seven days a week. I worked at a building
kind of like that when I worked in Chicago. It's
a giant ass building right in River North, right in
the downtown area. It's called the Merchandise Bar. It's got
its own train station, like the like the L train
stops there. You're on the ground floor, right, yeah, no,
we look right in.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
No.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, we were like, well, there was a window into
the studio from outside of our space. But like, this
building is so big, it had its own zip code.
There were restaurants, there were stores, there were all kinds
of stuff makes use. Yeah, it was the Merchandise Mart
in uh in Chicago. That was a really cool spot.
That was that was great.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I mean, it.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Wouldn't make me if I didn't have to commute in
and you know people fighting that, Like, I wouldn't that
wouldn't want to that wouldn't make me want to go
there because there you'd be sick the same stuff, right
as well?

Speaker 7 (13:28):
You need to go live your life. Were there apartments
and stuff?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, it's just it looks like a hotel resort. It's
just you know, it looks like it almost looks like
the Pentagon. Yeah, it's just a big gold building, stone
and marble building. All right, Greg, what percentage of people
would take a pay cut to keep working remotely? Pay cut? Yeah?
The guess what percentage people do you think would take
a pay cut current work to keep working remotely? I'll

(13:51):
say sixty percent. At least you're close sixty nine. I'm saying, ye,
sixty nine. Nice, yeah, nice noise. All right, Well, we're
all here today. We appreciate wherever you are tuning in
and checking out the Woodies show this morning. We got
the phones open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(14:13):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I welcome back everybody. Yeah, Today October fifteenth,
we mentioned it's payday. It's also National broad Day, so
get a couple exos. It's also National Expense Report Day,

(14:35):
which is a good reminder. Dude. I am the worst
at turning in expenses. Get I get to do it,
I don't. I mean I eventually, I eventually do. Have
you ever tried on our system, it's oh I did
I turn in I thought you never did.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I turn in expenses multiple times throughout the year for
other like on the on the things where we travel
somewhere and people are like, oh, well, make sure you
put in for your meals. I never do that, so
I don't know how. So I do complicate. I do
it for the bigger stuff. And even then, like they're
always over I have. I just deleted an email this
morning saying I have one that's over two hundred days expired.

(15:10):
Oh oh my god. So that they've been waiting on
me to find they paid for it because I have
a company credit card and and so I don't see
the bill. So I'm not waiting on That's the thing.
I'm not waiting on the money. Yeah, I can use
the iHeart credit card.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
Oh you don't care to do it?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, that makes it. And then eventually by the end
of the year, by the end of the year, then
I'll submit that stuff. Wouldn't the statement itself kind of
be the report? Yeah? Yeah, but they want to see
the receipt. So I got to put into a category.
They got to see the receipt. I got to upload that.
And that's the.

Speaker 10 (15:40):
Payment if you can use it at a restaurant, for example,
isn't that the quote receipt like showing this statement like
oh I hate it McDonald's for twenty two dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
They still want to They still they still need the receipt.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Mine get kicked back to me so often I just
stopped submitting that. And I can always doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I can only use it for like certain things,
you know what I mean. So I don't use it
all the time, but use it on on average five
times maybe six times a year. Really, yeah, because I'm
only able to use it for certain things. Right, So
that's that's often, you know, everything else comes out of

(16:16):
my own pocket. But yeah, that reminds me. Good expense
report Day. Today is a National cheese curd Day. It's
National SISTII Day? Is that where you like wax? It's
National grouch Day. It's lemon bar Day, really love lemon bar.
And it's a National mushroom Day. I've got the birthdays,

(16:39):
the borner birthday cold up here in just a moment. First, man,
it's gonna tell us what's happening a little bit in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Yeah, well, it was announced that singer R and B
singer DiAngelo he died.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Guys. Now you might not remember who he is, but
in two.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Thousand, I remember his body. Yeah, so that's that's what
I was about to mention. So in two thousand, he
released his music video called untitled AKA how does it Feel?
That music video was extremely popular with the ladies because.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
He was naked in it. That's other like dudes could
actually here's this like vs. Yeah, oh you know you
remember this so far? I don't like yelling at the
camera man, candor, So you know the song alright?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Just by that?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Do you know this more than the every lady knows because.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Of the music video he in, Oh god, now I'm
facing you.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Had another song called brown Sugar?

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Was he in the show with Childish Gambino?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Cute?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Remember?

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I wouldn't have known the song, but I know the
video Sigel. I thought, oh, I remember that video.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Let's all watch it tonight in his honor.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I'm watching it Brown Sugar.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Calm down.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
I can't set.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
He was just suggar your swallow, that's young. Yeah, all right,
she is dry? Well he was r I P.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
So remember that video. Play it today, all right, Alex Baldwin.
Did you see that he got on a car.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
And he says, unfortunately, yeah, it was in the Hampton's
apparently a garbage truck. He says that was the size
of a whale. Cut them off right, Yeah, And he
crashed into a tree with his wife inside. And he
said that he feels bad for crashing his wife's range rover,

(18:36):
and all of.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
A sudden after the accident, it knocked that accident off
his wife and now she's right back to having a
Massachusetts Yeah, she no longer sounds like she's from like Guadalajara. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
I think it was him and his brother Stephen in
the wife's car in hilarious car.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
He says that he feels like it's hilarious crashing. Uh yeah,
I don't know, like a you know, garb struck. The
size of whale quickly cuts you off. But I guess
it happens just speeding down the road, the biggest one
he's ever seen.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, Okay, so I know the name de'angelo, And maybe
I'm confusing with somebody else because I don't know any
of these songs. How does it Feel? Everybody? Yeah, I
don't not everybody.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
This is uh.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I looked up like one of the most stream songs
from D'Angelo, and the most streamed is something actually from
Lauren Hills. It was featuring Yeah nothing even matters, untitled
how does It Feel was the second most streams This
is the third most stream Lady, and then Brown Sugar.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
But like Mentas said, you don't remember that v.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, Yeah he was, he was. Rick didn't realize.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah, yeah, oh Eminem, his daughter just had a baby.
Now it's not Haley. It was actually his other daughter,
Elena Scott now the one who never got a shout out.
Well because she was actually adopted by Eminem in the
two thousands. She's actually his niece.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
So her mother doesn't count.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Her mother actually died because she was a drug addict
and then Eminem took her in. Yeah, and if you
don't know, if you don't know, Eminem also adopted a boy,
so he has a son as well.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I mean, super super cool that he's working out for.
In general, Woody, adoption doesn't count. That's not your kid, No,
it does. I think when it's always someone who's already
a relative. I'm saying, if somebody's already a relative, and
now you look at like you're more looky looking out
to me like you've you've adopted in the center that
you're looking out right, like if you know, like if
if my wife and I passed away, the kids go
to live with my sister, all of a sudden, it's

(20:39):
not their mother, that's still their aunt. You still uncle
em you know what I mean. But he's taking care
of which is super nice. Obviously it's a it's very cool.
That's that's that's not what's in question here. It's just
you know, wow, it's like it's a kid. No, I
don't hate I love him and m I mean, look
at the timeline hate other people or eleven.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Imagine being your dad though he'd prety.

Speaker 11 (21:01):
Rule.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, okay, imagine. So you know Hailey, let's just look
at haley situation. So everybody knew who she was because
she was name dropped in all these different songs. He's
putting people in trunks and you know killing Yeah, so
you're you're the guy that Haley has an interest in
and you're gonna go over to and you know how
like how locked in he is with a bunch of

(21:24):
really scary dudes. Yeah, like you know, doctor Drake coun
pretty much make you disappear if you wanted to. You know,
Snupon knows some people you know, all fifty and a deal. Yeah,
you're gonna show up like you will be on your
best behavior. That's gotta be so intimidating, you know, like
if you know anybody, anybody like that. You go over

(21:45):
to meet the Rock's daughter. Yeah, you know, hello, mister Johnson,
nice to meet you. You're gonna be home eight. We'll
be home at seven thirty. No problems. I talked for
your birthdays and Carno birthday show. Its shim. We're gonna

(22:06):
sit it's and you know we don't do and we'll
start with the celebrities. Epy birthday to Paige Davis, remember
her from Trading Spaces. I wonder what she does now?
She's still doing the home I don't know. I know
they tried to do a reboot of that somewhat recently.
You know it looks weird now is uh what's his name?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Is ty Pennington? He does oh? Man, he looks so weird.
I mean he's he's older now. Oh yeah, wears that
stupid annoying Yeah. I mean I wear a hat all
the time, but he's got one of those dumb hats
at an army's hat.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Paige Davis is fifty six. Today Dominic West Detective Jimmy
McNulty on The Wire, great show. Do you watch the Wire?
Greg No, I heard of it. He's Prince Charles in
season five of The Crown Emerald Lugasi celebrity chef. He
kicks up an otch god like. He's sixty six. You
got Sarah, Duchess of York Fergie. Fergie used to be

(23:06):
married to prins Andrew and then she spent time as
a pimp for weight Watchers. She's also sixty six. Genuine
talk about R and B sensanctions. You know the song
Pony that Drops some panties? Genuine is fifty five. And
you got Krista Burg had that song Lady in Red.
Oh yeah, who now claims by the way, to have

(23:27):
healing hands that can reduce pain with people who have injuries. Look,
look it up. There's a whole thing about Kristi Burg
healing hand. He's seventy seven. Your porn of birthday today
is Bridget B and having sex with today's birthday girl.
That must be like parking a bike in an airplane hanger.
Thanks to her work and a whopping one thousand, three

(23:48):
hundred and thirty adult films, including anal soccer Mom's Volume three,
she was in diagnosis horning. She was fantastic and this
how was built for banging.

Speaker 12 (24:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Also Bunghole Junkies Volume three, she was in orgasms in
the outfield, the shaw slut redemption, sh shawl Shaw slut
redemption and who can forget her un role? And it's
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(24:23):
a that's Bridget B. Who's forty two years old today.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Wait a second, Sorry, did you say shaw slut redemption?
Shouldn't be Shaw skank redemption?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh? That would be good taking up with them, I will.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
I'm gonna write my Congress.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
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(26:03):
My name is Weddy. That's great, gory morning wedding. We
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Gina Grad coming up for you this hour, but I
wanted to check in here first. It's October and you
know what that means.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
The counter is fine, is birthdays on the twenty eighth? Yes,
it is so getting closer.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
As you know MENACE's birthday month wish list that he
rolled out to us already did a couple of things
and checked some things off there and yeah, so things
have been coming together pretty well for you this year.
This seems like the most successful birthday month ever. Maybe
it been pretty good. Maybe now something something happened yesterday,
and I got to say, even though it's MENACE's birthday month,

(27:18):
I think Greg was the real winner here on Benefactor.
This was this was something that was on his list.
It's the very last item on the list for MENACE's
birthday month. He wanted to tour the Brady Bunch house.
And guess what happened yesterday, Menace and Greg went on

(27:40):
a tour of the Brady Bunch House. A little fun
fact about Greg Gory for newer listeners. Back in the day,
Greg was so into the Brady Bunch then he would
get those yeah do you notice no, you don't know
this Morgan. Okay. So he would get you know, those

(28:02):
composition notebooks. Yeah, he had a stack of those, and
he would like write notes about every episode as he
watched it. He Yeah, he kept notes like a manifesto.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
That's why the Instagram video was so intricate, Like you
walked into each room and you're like, this is where
this person did this this.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Whole episode and it's crazy. Like I thought I was
a fan.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I was like, Greg blows me out of a water,
complete psych that is psycho.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
Mental health professional asked me why I did that. I
would have the lazy answer of I don't know. Well,
but you are write a synopsis of every episode.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
People are live tweeting, people are doing like podcast wraps
on shows. That was the version of that, because there
was no Internet when you were doing that. There was
no anything, and so yeah, I would say, though a
sports fan of a team would yeah, make no sense.

Speaker 10 (28:52):
And I was well into my twenties when I did this. Oh,
I would write, like my favorite parts of the of
the episode.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh, you know, if there was a mistake in the episode,
if there was a continuity air, it was creepy. Yeah,
so Greg, I watched the Woody Show Instagram video of
you and Menace at the Brady Bunch House, and as
happy as I was, Menace checked something off of his list,
I was more happy that you got to geek out there.
Very interesting hearing you identify certain items from certain episodes.

(29:26):
My wife and I were watching it, and my wife goes,
my god, he knows so much that this is adorable.
She was just so happy because you just had this
like vibe and this look were she was so geeked out.
Thank you. So who owns the Brady Bunch House at
this point, that's the probably she just recently bought it.

(29:48):
She did.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
She is either married to or was married to the
president of HBOHAN. Yes, and she is using the house
now that it's been completely redone by HGTV to replicate
the Brady.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
House inside out, because on the show it was just
the outside outside and the inside looked nothing like that,
and it was like that forever until more recently, and
it was an HGTV series where they took the inside
to make it look exactly like the TV show. So
now inside and outside it is the Brady House exactly.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
It used to be a one story house. They made
it into a two story house built off the back, yes,
and off the back. What's interesting is when you walked in,
I noticed off the dining room. You guys will recall
there was never a door there. You're thinking, what's this
door to? That is what goes to the quote attic,
even though it's downstairs. So they recreated the attic downstairs
and then above that is the master bedroom for Mike

(30:42):
and Carroll, which is not up the stairs to the
stairs to the right exactly. So up there is just
the girl's room in the boys room. But every square
inch of that place is identical to the Brady House. Amazing,
it's identical.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
The woman that bought it, you know, she just recently
opened up some wars. But all the money goes to charity. Yeah,
you have to, you have to buy a ticket to
get in. She doesn't live there, she doesn't people handle it.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
What are they going to do with the house? Use
it for tours and raise a ton of money for
animal charities. Yeah, but it's.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Super limited, Like they did the tour thing and they
released it automatically sold out. So I reached out to
them and said, hey, you know this has sold out
blah blah blah, and we've really been trying to get
into this house for years. And then at a one
day they didn't They didn't say anything. They just sent
me a link with a couple of dates if you donate.

(31:37):
When you donate, you can get in.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Now are they going to allow people to hold like
events there? That's a good question.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
Yeah, I'm assuming not because I asked one of the
women that works there if anybody sleeps there ever, like
can you stay the night or just the lady who
owns it, does she ever sleep there? She said, no,
you can't because the plumbing doesn't work. Her mustat doesn't work.
Oh really, the thermostat is a prop even that was
down to the last detail. It looks like it's an

(32:04):
actual house.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
It's in a neighborhood and yeah, my friend lives two
houses away. They're like, oh, there's always cars in front
of it.

Speaker 10 (32:11):
Electricity works, but the plumbing does not. The toilets don't work.
If you turn the faucet, that doesn't work. It's not
really livable. It's more like a museum.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen the video yet, it's
on our Instagram at the Woody Show, you could check
it out. Look how happy Greg is. Look how sexy
he looks in his glasses? What's the word? Greg?

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Are you like a docent like going around the museum
giving all the fun backs?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You know what I could be it's a doing.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't know, but he could work there at part
time after we should like for these tours, like people
would I think, you know, get a lot out of
what you have to offer.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Call the flashlight, right, I mean remember that this is
from the episode where yeah, no, it was awesome, super fun. Yeah,
and mannis thank you for hooking it at that was
so great. But everybody go watch the video add to
what show on Instagram. They even have the skull and
the fridge. It was best to.

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Yeah, I like, uh, they always had like this kind
of like jazzy but and then in between themes like
oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah I have some of that too, they have like yeah, okay, okay,
so here's another thing. Though. It's embarrassing that one you
played before this but always bummed me out because it
meant the episode was ending. Yeah that was the Yeah,
that was the end of the the and this one
here it was just starting.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
It's like a scene splitter like Sherwood Dwarfs. Yeah exactly.
The credits were like starting the roll. What about this one? Okay,
this is when things are going pretty well. Yeah, you know,
like Marsian is not upset about anything. Yeah, Jam's not
having a bad day. Okay, this is just getting started.
It's a little bouncing. Maybe Bobby's coming home on his swin.

(33:59):
It was a trip though, It just felt so familiar,
right when we walked in that door. Yeah, oh yeah,
what about this one, Greg, Now this one does have
a little bit of a laugh track in it, but
you'll get uh, okay, yeah so this Oh, this one's swiky, hotail.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
This is what I imagine your house sounds like Creig.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Else doesn't think anybody's home. And she's walking around her
cans out cleaning. You guys remember that episode Herself on
the Stairs, that's the last episode. Yeah, she's just waiting
for Sam and Butcher to come over. Carol just left,
get over here.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
They have They had set up these props in the
house that were so specific to each episode, and and
Menace would say, oh, I don't care, what's this letter?
And this is Oh, that's the letter that Marcia submitted
to make Mike the Father of the Year. She snuck
out nail it in the middle of the night, and
then he won Father of the Year.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
It was so emotional.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
A silver platter. I think they did everything when they
were the silver platter.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
You know it's funny too, is that, you know, Like
Mike won all these architecture awards, Greg won all these
athletic awards. Peter won all the and I thought Bobby
hasn't won many awards. Bobby was kind of a loser.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, Bobby, I'm going to check this off. The Menace
wish list, tore the Britty Bunch.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Yay, nice nice chucked off.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
All right, so all the stuff that's left. Visit the
Jack in the Box test Kitchen. I know, the first
one that people hit us up about. But nothing has happened.
Nothing in that one. He still wants to be knighted. Yes,
and the Arts by the Country of Yeah, visit the
Dude Perfect headquarters in Frisco, Texas. Allegedly we know people

(35:52):
that know people there. Well, I had a conversation with
somebody else really, and I'm going to put it about
eighty nine percent really even pretty cool, I will I
will know because some people that that we are friends with,
they are literally in business with them, like they they
own a business together.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Really.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, And they were just doing a big charity golf
tournament thing yesterday with them, and I happened to speak
with them while they were Yeah, so yeah, the big
question I was like, are you kidding no this this
dude's a fan. They're like, well, you know, we're not
gonna like, you know what, like this is not like
you're not you're not punking them, right like in other words,

(36:34):
like you're gonna go look at it and then you're
gonna make fun of them or ribbon or whatever, because
I guess that's happened before. They've gotten burned by people. No,
this dude's a fan, yeah, and just wants to see
the headquarters and like, oh no, cool, cool, cool cool, Yeah,
I hate let's see Menace wants to stand on top
of a wind turbine. Yeah, so random, most random wants

(36:57):
to be wants to be an extra on the Apple
TV plus show The Studio. Feel like that can be
so good. Still haven't heard anything about that. Watch a
taping of Something's Burning with Bert Kreischer. It's on the list.
Oh I do have some news on that as well.
That's where Menace is going today today Today, what you're
going to go to a taping of Something's Burning? No

(37:17):
way today. I talked to Burt yesterdays or anybody, anybody.
I'm really sorry no, and yeah, so dude, how things
like yeah, hey, I'm just sorry, just you know, reaching
out because it's MENACE's birthday month and he's trying to
watch it. Oh dude, absolutely, no way, we're doing tomorrow.
You want to come on tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
I hope you have a cute fit in.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
The car and it's a pretty wide window. I think
they're shooting two different episodes. Yeah, but I have Yes,
I have the number. I've got the address and and
everything else, so we can once once that. I said,
he just wants to he just wants to sit there
and cook.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah, I said, just put him in the cup chair.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's when saw smer saw you like, oh, you're all
over the place and he's like yeah. So yeah, I'm like,
do you want him downtime? Well, I'm playing. Uh, I'm playing,
and then I'm gonna go to Arizona and then I'm
a week off his daughter. So it's gonna he's gonna
have like a nice week.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
So I caught up a Bert yesterday and and got that,
we got that something else knocked on the list here.
It's a good week. Yeah. Oh and also the you know,
the the the trip to Dubai is happening. I had
a lot of dealings with that yesterday. I think, uh,
I think we're gonna announce all the details on on Monday.
All right, Oh good, So I think the contest will

(38:45):
literally start on Monday. We'll we'll tell you how it works,
but we have to get all the the stuff with
the lawyers and everything else signed off before I can
announce and tell you anything. But yeah, Medisa and I
are going to do an extreme weekend trip to Dubai.
I'm not leaving the airport because we're gonna fly sixteen
hours to Dubai. We're gonna land, I'm gonna hang out
in the lounge, and then we're gonna get right back
on a plane and fly the sixteen hours back. I

(39:06):
only want to see the plane. Menace wants to fly
first class on Dubai. That's been on his list for years,
and he's gonna take the six or seven hour layover
to go see a couple things within fifteen minutes of
the airport. But we are giving away a ticket to
go with us to a lucky what do you show listener, amazing,
it's a twenty five thousand dollars value. A round trip

(39:27):
ticket on Emirates first class to Dubai is twenty five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
All the caviar you can eat.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Get ready it's crazy anyway. So MENACE's Birthday Month.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
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loser and by the number zero, the official percentage that
a grown man with a birthday month could.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
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That was awesome. It was a lot of great reaction
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Speaker 6 (41:16):
It's a decent game.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, Like the Dodgers will give me the thousands and
thousands and thousands of dollars that I spent on these tickets.
These weren't free the Dodgers. Did I give them this
from the from the from the goodness of our hearts
and our budget that we bought these tickets and we're
giving them away to you, And uh yeah, I think
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Speaker 6 (41:39):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
But if there's no game but there's no game five,
we get the money back, but then you get nothing. Yeah,
and you will have been no worse off than you
were before you get the Dodgers going to the World Series.
Let's be honest. I think I think the Brewers are
just too good of a team. They're gonna win at
least one game. I think the Dodgers win the series
for sure, but I think they're going to win one
of these next two games. I think there will absolutely

(42:00):
be a Game five. Better there is. You better hope
they win, and uh yeah, you have a chance to
win tickets seven am and eight am here on the
Woody Show. I fired it without clutching my god scrolls
and turn into a turn turns the Woody Show. You know,
let's jump over to the well, my right side of

(42:23):
the room. That's where Gina grad is standing by, and
she's got this morning's trending news headlines.

Speaker 11 (42:27):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Well.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Game two of the NLCS went down last night and
the Dodgers pulled off another big win in Milwaukee. Yoshinobu
Yamamoto pitched a complete game jam He only allowed one
run on three hits. He's the first Dodger pitcher to
do that in the postseason twenty one years. By the way,
With the two to nothing series lead, LA is now
just two wins away from another World Series as they

(42:50):
shift back home tomorrow. Over in the ALCS, the Mariners
are looking to take a three to nothing lead over
the Blue Jays in Seattle tonight. Well, Alex Jones, you know,
the let's call him controversial podcaster, Is that a good
word for it. He tried to get out of paying
the one point four billion dollar judgment against him for
spreading lies about the twenty twelve Sandy Hook School shooting,

(43:11):
but the Supreme Court shut that down. The kicker is
the court didn't even want to hear the case. They
just denied it out right with no explanation, and Jones
is now stuck paying the one point four billion with
his attorney's probably it, yeah, an amount that could never
be paid, right, but I mean, you know, whatever he's got,
I'm sure they'll take it.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
That also, doesn't that like bury you from opening accounts
and things like that, because that's what happened to the
people at Gawker allegedly after they lost the Yeah, with
the whole Colgan lawsuit is just like, yeah, you can't
even open a bank account.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I would imagine they would garnish your wages, would anything off.
You can't get loans for houses and stuff like that.
You're your crew, Yeah, you're screwed.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Well.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
Instagram is adding new PG thirteen style rules to make
teen accounts safer. So starting this week, anyone under eighteen
will automatically be put in a thirteen plus mode and
that blocks mature or explicit content content. They can't even
turn it off without their parents' approval. And the Apple
also stop teens from searching things like alcohol, sex, and
gore and keep them from following or messaging accounts that

(44:21):
have you know, adult material.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Now.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Meta says they're doing this to speak the language of parents,
quote unquote, and are following movie ratings to keep being simple.
So that's where the gore and the sex and stuff
comes from.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
But see, here's the thing. The kids just sign up
on their own. It's not like the parents are setting
up their account till you put in.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
A fake birthday, so it says older than you.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Actually, I wonder how far down Yeah, like if it's
IP address, I mean something can go.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
They might start doing that. Where you have to scan
your driver's license or or some type of proves that
you're obvious.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
They can't scan a dars like thirteen.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Oh that's right, that's right. I forgot certain states that
are doing that. You have to enter like a credit
hard or you're on the radar to verify. Okay, look,
everybody knows the internate just four point? What was that
a cure the intern.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Poor Internet?

Speaker 5 (45:15):
This speaks to your speaks to your Broadway had It.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Speaks to my sense of humor. It speaks to my
sense of humor. But yeah, it's that was an actual musical.
It's a great musical.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
They have a song called Everyone's a little Bit Racist.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, it's like Muppets basically, it's.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Basically Sesame Street.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
But yeah, adults, it's great. Want to Tony.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
So they're gonna update this whole thirteen plus thing in
the US, UK, Australia and Canada for now. Meanwhile, starting
in December, chat GPT is gonna let adult users create
erotic context.

Speaker 14 (45:46):
Okay, see again, hugging men, horn to porn, torn porn.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
It's a great show. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Actually, oh my god, I think uh Wicket lost to
Avenue Q that year.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I was there owner.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
So in a post on X on Tuesday, open Ai
CEO Sam Altman said upcoming versions of the chatbot will
allow it to behave in a more human like way,
but only if you want it to. There will also
be age verifications, so no only verified adults and I
think that's where the driver's license comes in can access
this stuff. He also explained that chat GBT used to

(46:26):
be more restricted to protect people's mental health, but that
made it less fun, so the company now wants to
relax that to be more fun for adults.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Because the Internet is what for porn. Internet everybody. Internet
is simple. Their flies for porn so good.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
And finally, I love that hugging your horn. Hugging your horn.

Speaker 8 (47:05):
Doctors have a new type of breast cancer surgery that
removes the cancer and rebuilds the breast in one day.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
This is groundbreaking. I have two friends that have had
to deal with this, and that this was the.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Cousin who's wedding I'm going to. Yeah, and even my
uncle who is on hospice and lives in Arizona, is
flying to New Jersey for this wedding because she has
been to Helen back in her you know, cancer journey
and man, watch what you know she went through. And
other people that I've known, like you said, you're a
couple of friends or whatever. Dude, this is great. I
did see this. I love as you know, Greg, I've

(47:38):
said it for decades. I love like I'm not impressed
by celebrities. I couldn't tell you who ninety percent of
them are or why we're knowing who they are. But
I read about this stuff all the time. I love
the advances made yea in medical science. These are the
people that should be worshiped. These people that figure out,
like the drug that saved my mom life, about oh,

(48:00):
we're going to create this drug that basically we can
give in venously, and it's what it's gonna do. It's
going to identify just to cancer cells, and it's gonna
flag it for your own immune system, so the immune
system takes it out as opposed to chemotherapy, which kills everything.
Like a human being figured it out. Like that's impressive,
It's incredible.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Yeah, just to put a finer point on it. So
instead of needing tons of surgeries weeks sometimes months apart,
patients can now just go in get everything done at once,
so the implant is placed right after the cancer tissue
is removed. It helps recovery time, lowers infection risk, reduces
hospital costs. Lots of patients were even walking the next
day back to work within six weeks. This is crazy

(48:39):
and experts thinks this could soon become just normal for
breast cancer. So truly amazing. And that's what's going on
with Thank you racist, Well.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
You're a little bit dooe. I guess we're both a
little bit racist.

Speaker 13 (48:54):
Ovating it is.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Not an easy thing to do, but I guess is
true between me and you. I think everyone's a little
bit racist sometimes around hate crime.

Speaker 15 (49:11):
And you will find no one's really colored, Like maybe
it's up that we y'all should face.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Everyone makes judgments based on race judge. So it's like
Greg thin, you could sit through this show. I did
sit through.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
I haven't even seen and I loved it, so it's
really well done.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
It takes a minute to get used to seeing the
humans do the puppets, but then you kind of forget about.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Ethnic jokes might be a cooth, but you're aughty because
they're based.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
On truth, don't I do that? I love racist jokes.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Everyone enjoin them, so relaxed.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
All right, it's not this one. Alright, there's a plane
going down on parachute. There's a rabbi, a black guy.
Once you're talking about Kate, You we're telling a black joke. Well, sure, Gary,
but lots of people tell black jokes. I don't. Well,
of course you don't, you're black. But tell pollock jokes, right, well, sir.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Do stupid pollocks don't get them. That's a little racist. Well, damn,
I guess you're right.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
How damn Damn, I guess you're right. I would venture
to say that you would probably people told me I'd
like the Book of Mormon Intment, which is Trey Parker
and Matt Stone.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Perfect theater opportunity.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break more
what he shows next? Hang on in the meantime, have
an existential crisis the Woody Show, the show. So there's
a new game that I want to play, and we're
gonna do that forty coming up here in the next hour.

(51:04):
All right, it's it's based on something happened recently here
on the show right now. Yeah, by accident, right, by accident.
But we're gonna we're gonna turn it into a game
and see how it goes. Because people like people like
the moment.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
That Can we take a moment and make something out
of it? Oh yeah, all right, we'll see, we'll see.
That's coming up. Welcome back. It's a Wednesday morning. Phones
are open eight seven seven four. Woodie, you can't sends
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Guys,
ready for a brand new redneck news, The wood Show.
If you've got more dogs than tape, that's pretty big news.

(51:45):
And today's redneck news. It's from North Carolina where this
woman she was doing some shopping at the local dollar
store when she got confronted by this other chick about
the shirt she was wearing. It was a super sweet
NASCAR shirt, and the woman liked it. She liked it
a lot. In fact, she liked it so much that

(52:05):
she demanded that you'd take it off and hand it over.
She was being robbed of her Nascar like it was
in the middle of a dollar store. Anyway, the woman refused.
They started yelling and screaming at each other. Then I
got physical when the chick and the NASCAR shirt started
chucking bottles of water the chicken was trying to steal it.
The stealing chick walked away, in fact, left the store,

(52:26):
but then came back moments later packing heat. Oh my god.
The dollar store employees were able to rush most everyone
to safety in the back of the store, but this
one teenage girl got left behind, went into a the
fetal position when this psycho lady pointed the gun right
in her head. Now keep in mind doing it right.
This all started over a NASCAR shirt. It here's a

(52:48):
witness talking about it on the local news.

Speaker 17 (52:50):
She asked her to give her the shirt that she
wanted the shirt, so the lady of course told to no,
she wasn't going to give her the shirt. Came back
with a gun, waving it at everyone going in the store.
When the lady's seen her, so she pointed the gun
at her hate and the little girl just laid there
in like fetal position.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yeah sure, And then she's seen it, Yeah, she's seen it.
Please arrested the woman, who, by the way, had her
kid in the store with her the entire time. Material
right there and she was taking to jail. So that's
from North Carolina where the woman pulls the gun after
failing to rob a woman of her super sweet NASCAR
shirt in the middle of the dollar store. Cool and

(53:32):
that is today's read. It reminds me there's a shirt
that I want to buy.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Yeah, right, yeah, it's a it's a collaboration with this
brand called the Anti Social Social Club.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Anti Social Social Club. I feel like I've heard of that.
Don't buy it, man, it's just steal it off somebody.
Oh yeah, true. I don't think but those sound like
they're the fancier ones. I don't think that's going to
be at the dollar store. Menace. They just they just
dropped it. It's a special lab.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
You know, like my OJ shirt.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
It's kind of like an shirt that's better. Wow, that's hilarious. Yeah,
it does look and it's a remix like a NASCAR thing.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Yeah that's good syllable right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
You got to hold on to that. How any other
women own that shirt? Zero? Wonderful many chicks that own
that shirt? Yeah, A lot of dudes, A lot of
guys like our friend Tony Mott. Yes, that would be
a boy. He definitely. He loves OJ and he loves

(54:34):
Nascar and he loves Nascar. That's true. That's true. Eight
seven seven forty four Woody is the phone number you
can set. It's a text over to two two nine
eight seven. In fact, we want you to call now,
let's let's open up the phones eight seven seven forty
four Woody and you're gonna call in. Let's just start
with caller ninety eight. I was wondering how you're going
to start this. We're just gonna start with callar ninety

(54:55):
eight and then and then from there I will explain
and then that will come up next to a we'll
tell you how you can win. And we're gonna need
everybody else's involvement in this as well. So even if
you're not the contestant, you have a role. Yeah, you'll
you have a very important role in this game.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Show.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
And we're into another new hour with something we're gonna
try it for the for the first time on purpose. Yeah,
it was kind of my accident before when we were
looking for the winner and they got disconnected. We kept
going through the lines trying to trying to find them,
trying to find them again. But yeah, so, uh, the

(55:35):
name of the game is can you get back through?
All right?

Speaker 4 (55:38):
And so.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I'm just gonna grab a I'm gonna grab a caller here.
Let's go, uh line six. Who's this.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
John?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
John? All right, So John, we're trying this for the
first time. We'll see if it sucks, it might it
might suck, we'll see. All right, it's John. Your job.
We're gonna hang up on you, and your job is
to get back through. You have five minutes to get
back through. A whole minute. Yeah, five minutes to get
back through, all right, same number, same number, eight seven

(56:12):
seven forty four, Woodie. Now when we put you on,
actually hold on, Margan, did you give him the password already? Okay,
so this way we know it's actually John when he
calls back in. All right, in person? Right, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now,
everybody else who's listening, we also want you to call
because what you're you're gonna try to You're going to

(56:33):
try to block John from getting through. See, this is
the game, all right, we're for job. Yeah, we're looking
for John, but it's your job. The rest of listeners
just to keep calling in and try to keep John
from getting back through. Now, John, if you get through,
we'll we'll give you a prize. Okay, we'll get you,
we'll get your set up, we'll get you set up
with somebody. Everybody versus John. Everybody vers John. Now John again?

(56:55):
You know, uh, Morgan, you have to go anywhere. You're good, Yeah,
because we're hanging out. Yeah, we're hanging up on John.
We're not We're not going to do anything else. This
is the game now, all right. So John, I'm I'm
hanging up on you. Okay, okay, and you're five minutes.
Your five minutes will begin right now, all right, So

(57:16):
five minutes, okay, And in the meantime, we just get
to go through the lines and uh, maybe talk to
some people and just say, Hi, Yeah, what do you show?
Who's this? Is this strong? Yeah? Yeah, it's not John.
I got already tell by the voice. But what's the password? Then, John,
what's the code?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
What do you show? Who's this? No, that's not him?
Word funny if they guessed it? Yeah, what do you show?
This is not John? I can already tell by the
by the sound. All right, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Evan?

Speaker 18 (57:57):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
I appreciate you listening to the show. Evan.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
Get on.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
You did a good job. You got through. What a show.
Who's this John?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Here's the issue.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
We don't have somebody to tell the tournament that you
know what, this is part of the game. It's part
of the game. It's part of the charm of the game.
The raw beauty really loud one. What do you show?
Who is this? Tim? All right?

Speaker 11 (58:29):
Not?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Not?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Not John? What do you show? Who is this? What
is your name?

Speaker 18 (58:34):
Alfredo?

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Alfredo? Love yourself? Pretty good? Yeah? What do you show?
Who is this? All right? Hey, Eddie, appreciate you listening
to the Woody Show and have yourself a great day, Eddie,
and nice job getting through.

Speaker 12 (58:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
The thing is, can John get back through? What the show?
Who's this? Shout out to the WSD squirrel Squad. Oh,
the w ST squirrel Squad. Connect you bro?

Speaker 11 (59:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
What do you show? Who's this? Do we lose that person? Okay?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
What do you show? Who is this?

Speaker 13 (59:15):
All right?

Speaker 11 (59:15):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
They hung up as well?

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
What do you show? Who's this? Oh? Chan No, No,
there we go?

Speaker 15 (59:23):
Not John?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Not John? Not John? Who is it?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Stem on that apple? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
John?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Not John? What is your name?

Speaker 18 (59:32):
Christina?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
It's like everything good? Yea, Christina? What's your favorite color today?
Are's your favorite celebrity? What do you show? Who is this?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Will? How's it going? Hi?

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Will, how you doing?

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Well?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
You're not John?

Speaker 18 (59:49):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Who's this?

Speaker 11 (59:51):
Hey? Hey?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
What do you show? Who's this? Hello? Yep? Moving on?
What a show? Who is this? Calling in? This is Jared?
Are you more a savory or a sweets person?

Speaker 17 (01:00:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Sweets?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
All right, go to their favorite alcohol? What a show?
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
This is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
What's Cindy? What's your favorite alcohol? Cindy? What's your drink
of choice? All right? I want to show who's this? Yeah,
there's there's Jimmy. What a show is this? John? And Andrew?
All right to show?

Speaker 18 (01:00:42):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
John was from the airport. We know you love that play.
What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah? Thanks for calling in? What a show? Who's this?
I'm just warming enough for the Dodger ticket? Yeah? Who
is this? What's your name? Randy? Randy? All right? Cool?
Thank you Randy? Thanks for calling in? What do you show?
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
This is John?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
John kind of sounded like sounds again, what's John? John?
What's the what's the pass password that you were given?

Speaker 18 (01:01:18):
Password is sixteen?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I got him. I didn't take that. It's four minutes
and fifteen seconds as of right now. Dam more minutes
and fifteen seconds. He made it back through. John, Congratulations,
you're the first winner ever. On can you get back through?
What was the password again? I already forgot Yeah what

(01:01:48):
was the password?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:01:50):
I think it was sixteen s that's high.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah, sixteen hell yeah, n I will congratulations, hang on
one second, we will get all of your information and uh, yeah,
first ever.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Awesome man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Thank you guys, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah. How's everybody feel about the game. It's pretty funny.
I mean, the inaugural game, it's so dumb. I think
we would be more prepared with some other kind of
shorter questions for the other people who are calling in.

Speaker 13 (01:02:21):
But I kind of like it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
But I think Sweet and Savors should stay on the left.
But I kind of like the randomness of it. Yeah,
and we got to say hi to so many people
I don't know. Yeah, it's nice. And everybody else, thank
you for doing your part and trying to jam the
lines up for John.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
But yeah, good enough, and thanks for coming up with
new passwords.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Somebody asked if it was cake Force.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I figured would go really easy on this first one,
you know that's our generic. Sure, but uh, the other
one is going to be even more random, like you're
never You're just not gonna be able to guess no way. Yeah,
all right, So how's it really feel about the new game?
On the text over to two two nine eight seven.
I like it. We'll take a break and then we're

(01:02:59):
gonna come back and there's a there's a game that
we can all play along with. Morgan actually, uh discovered
this when she was online. She found this this game
and she ordered it. Yeah, and she figured that it
could be something that we could do on the show.
All right, Okay, I think you'll like it. And in
the way that she described to me, I think Greg
for sure, Gina for sure. I think we're all going

(01:03:20):
to dig up. So Morgan found a game online and
she purchased it. She brought it in and we're gonna
another game to try. I'm excited. People love games, Yeah,
people love games listed food surveys, Yeah, they love all
that stuff. Yeah, So tell us about this game and

(01:03:41):
let's play.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
So yeah, it's called Throwback Lyrics, a party music game. Okay,
says everything you need to say.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
I did not realize though. The one the box that
I bought is like hip hop and R and B theme.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Okay, So this is our so gregs right in, Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:04:00):
I think you guys have a good they're pretty famous songs. Okay, okay,
and we'll start easy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
First, should I go to one person at a time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
You're gonna like, uh, you're gonna throw But how's it worked?
So you you you read it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
I just have a question. So like in this song,
this person refers to this, maybe shout out our name
kind of like finish the lyric type of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah, all right, let's do that. Yeah, we'll shout Okay
if you think you know what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Okay, Like I said, we'll start easy. We hear this
song every damn day, okay, in in the club? What
does fifty cent have a bottle full of? The correct
answer is bub okay, lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Very easy, okay, I every day every single day. You

(01:05:05):
a good start, now, I know. Yeah? For the for
the for the birthdays? All right? Next one, next one?

Speaker 9 (01:05:11):
In Return of the Mac, what did Mark Morrison's ex
girlfriend do to hurt him?

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
If you really needed, I have multiple choice, but some
of these I think you should just get.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
You know, I know the song, I don't know the
lyrics the well that well, like in the verses. I
don't know the lyrics too well.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
I mean, do you want multiple choice?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
You got a buzz in? You got a buzz in? Cheated?

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Wrong?

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Okay, all right, we'll take multiple multiple choice.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
Did she smacked him? Silly? Did she lie to him?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Did she kick?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
What? What? He?

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Lot, I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Must have been luck? What a great song? All right?
Did you know that song is about an next girlfriend?

Speaker 15 (01:06:18):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I had no idea. I've heard it a thousand no, yeah,
but no, yeare though and shick.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
So he's harmless lives.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
And the little white lives.

Speaker 15 (01:06:26):
You know, you can call a shovel and ice cream machine,
but it's still as shovel. And you can call it
lie whatever you want, but it's still a no good,
stinking lie. And when you start coming up one line
with another, that's when you get into real trouble. That's right,
But just about headed up to hair with you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah, I tell you like you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
You really walk away with those South Park episodes learning something? Yeah,
that's good stuff, all right? Next one?

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Next one? Which food? Does Biggie remember he used to
eat for dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Badass? That he used to eat for dinner?

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
Yeah? Which food. Does Biggie remember he used to see
for dinner cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
No cheese? Try and play the lyrics, Big, I mean
I can have I have a racist guest. I mean right,
it's your show. Now, birthdays were the worst. If I'm
if that's if that's the answer, I'm gonna be so pissed.

(01:07:26):
Take a shot. Now let me get out with Big Mack.
Go through the lyrics. Von, do you know the answer
in the sky?

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Von?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Do you know the answer to the I think it's starting. Stop,
I'm blowing up. I thought I would call the crips
same not the same? But it's all good. Get you

(01:07:59):
If you didn't know sardines, now you know? Thank Yeah? Right, yeah,
all right? Next one?

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
All right, guys, where was Beyonce standing when.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
She was told that she was such a fool to
the left?

Speaker 11 (01:08:13):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Is that what you're gonna say? That was not my guess?
Hear the rest? Guess guess wrong? Continue? No, No, you
said you had a guess. I must have. I was
just helping Gregg outing where he says his name pauses
for a second. First, so what are the options?

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Okay? Is it A the front yard b the backyard?
See his office or d the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I didn't even hear the question from Okay, that's what
I was saying.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Where was standing when she was told that she was
such a fool?

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
The bedroom wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Front yard?

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
Front yard is correct?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Front yard?

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
What song is this idiot?

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
Tell how time?

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
And then you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Know?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, yeah, you know it's cool. Greg said, she rhymed
minute with many. Greg loves that. Yeah, come on in,
hang around. We will hang around like, wow, you rhyme
minute with minutes? Hilarisis yeah, a minute, he'll be here. Yeah,

(01:09:41):
how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Job?

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Artist of our generation?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Right there looking on the text. Man, I'm crushing these.
It's easy when you're not under sure. Yeah, just have
sea bats, I'll tell you. So, let's do one more,
give me one more?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Okay, Guys in Miami, what do the ladies say to
Will when they pass him by?

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yeah, we love you Will?

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
No wrong, Gina? Yeah, being Venino wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Damn it. I don't know. Multiple choice Greg, Greg a
nice penis.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
That's we don't listen to these black as well.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
You've already gone through some of the multiple choice. So
it's either Ola Will or high Will.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Okay, wait, it's got to be Will. But what he
said highway, I said, oh you did, yes, are you serious?
When did you say that?

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
You said, hi will?

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
No, he didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
I think you said we love you will you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Will, which kind of sounds like our our version of
any time we're doing like a female voice, ragg.

Speaker 11 (01:11:00):
Like will looking good, penis, he will, wages and racist
real sweet faces, every different nations, Spanish, Pasha in Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian. I only came for two
days of place, but every time I come, I always
wind up staying just the type of town.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I'm I gonna spend a few days in my gam
meet the city to keep the roof blows.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
And.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Welcome to Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Army. Army went to Miami. Heard the rainstorm. I get
that's yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Maybe some other maybe I'll get the get another genre.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
You you get the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Addition one's greg No's love music. White people. They have
that I ran to get. Quick break is a woody show. Well,
sometime here the next twenty five minutes, two big prizes
up to grabs. First alter Ego, which is happening as

(01:12:11):
you know. January seventeenth, when made the announcement yesterday we
are gonna be hosting Saturday, January seventeenth with the Forum,
Green Day, Tony One, Pilots, Cage, The Elephants, to Blind Good,
Charlotte and more. Captainl One cardholder pre sale starts Tuesday
of next week. Next Friday is when the general on
sale happens. But you can win your tickets this whole

(01:12:33):
week every hour seven am to seven pm. So your
chance to win here in the next twenty five minutes. Also,
you're listening for a song that we announced at the
beginning of the hour, and then when you hear that
particular song, that's gonna be your cue to call in.
And when Dodgers Game five tickets. The game is Saturday,
Dodger Stadium, and uh yeah, it's in the Woody Show

(01:12:55):
Stadium club box that has the buffet, just like those
tickets we did last week, the same deal, just now
in the National League Championship. You get to see the
Dodgers there. So your chance to win that coming up
between now an eight next hour, same deal, all three
Ego tickets and another pair of the Dodgers club box seats.
Harriet go with a different song next hour, but we'll

(01:13:15):
we'll get into that here in just a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Ain't nothing but a jait Bank eight nothing mot sports
day with the G Jeff Garcie untakable complete.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Thanks, Hey, good morning, Jeff G. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
What do you show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
It is a great day.

Speaker 19 (01:13:31):
Dodgers are up to nothing in the NLCS. Boys in
Blue beat the Brewers yesterday five to one. They had
a swing out, a mess had Yoshi Yoda Moto with
his crown jewel as a Dodger.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
It is a complete game.

Speaker 19 (01:13:45):
Yamamoto complete game, first Dodger to do that in the
playoffs in twenty one years.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
And peep this.

Speaker 19 (01:13:51):
In the last two games, Dodgers starters at Snell and
Yamamoto have eighteen strikeouts and have only allowed five hits
to the Brewers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
That is crazy work man. Dodgers are back in LA now.

Speaker 19 (01:14:02):
Game three is tomorrow, Glass now on the mound and
Otani will pitch.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Game four.

Speaker 19 (01:14:07):
Don't forget tomorrow is the early start three pm. He
got some more playoff baseball today five pm. Mariners trying
to go up three to zero on the Blue Jays.
NBA preseason Luca was on one last night against the Suns,
twenty five points in twenty two minutes. DeAndre eight and
also had another double double Austin Reeves twenty five points
Lakers and MAVs tonight in Vegas, Clippers and Kings preseason

(01:14:29):
game tonight, as well up in Sacramento in the NAHL.
Ducks came back to beat the Penguins last night for three.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Tennis.

Speaker 19 (01:14:43):
I'm jeffg and it's a SoCal sports all right, Jeff
git Yeah, Morgan, are you ready?

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
Oh my god, I was born for the snowing right here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
I'm flighty, im hallucinating, I'm happy day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Let's go, oh woody. Congratulations to the state of Florida
to continue to make history yesterday after they carried out
their fourteenth execution this year. Yeah, and I think they
have two more this year.

Speaker 20 (01:15:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
There was a seventy two year old guy convicted the
two counts of first screen murder back in nineteen ninety nine. Bye, yeah,
he's out. Florida's gonna finish with at least sixteen by
the end of the year. The next highest state with
the executions this year.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
I think it's Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Is it Texas? It's got to be for some reason.
I'm doing Utah I'm going Florida, Florida. Florida's number one.
Who's number two?

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Ear does Arkansas on there?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
I think it might be Florida. I think they've had fourteen.
Then it is Texas to be it is Texas. Yeah.
If Florida finished the year with sixteen, Texas is so
far behind only five. Oh, come on, Texas, text it
about your game. Yeah. There was a story this guy

(01:16:06):
rapist death row scheduled to be executed and not executed
because he died naturally.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
So the news.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
The news had me on that one too because they
were telling the story and like, well, uh, it won't
be death by execution for this prisoner. Blah blah blah.
I'm like, how do they get this because they're talking
about that, they're talking about the crime that happened and
everything on the con that's brutal happened.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Writing up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Just died in jail. So that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
All still dead?

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Yeah true. Here's some other good news. Here's some other
good news. Yea, keep up the good work. Florida. A
golden Retriever that was surrendered by his owner due to
illness was soon recognized by the rescuers for his potential
as a disaster search duke again. So with the help
from the Rachel Ray Foundation's Rescue Brigade program. His name's Cam,

(01:17:06):
little Golden name do you get baby Cam. He completed
this really intensive training through the National Disaster Dog Search Foundation.
He was paired with Oklahoma firefighter brock Byby and now
part of Oklahoma Task Force One. Little Cam assists in
disaster and rescue operations when he's not enjoying time living

(01:17:29):
with his handler and his family. By. You got to
see a picture of this dog. It's so cute. Look
up Cam Golden Retriever disaster dog. All right, yeah, so cute.
So interesting how dogs love to have a job they do.
They want to please you because they're kind of like
little kids. Because little kids, they always like to help.

(01:17:52):
So if you're doing something, can I help? They just
want to help. Dogs always want to assist with dinner
for some reason. They want to help. They want to
be They want to have clean up at least. Oh,
he is a very game, that baby. The little dugan
kisses on his nose jumping over a rock. Got to

(01:18:14):
meet my dog. Oh that is she is when she's
not eating poop. She's really cute.

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
She is a beautiful dog.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Well he did that baby return?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
When's the dog coming?

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
I gotta tell you, Greg, it's kind of your fault
because after that poop story, my heart feels very closed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
It's going to need a couple.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
But you you live with a child, children, but he
doesn't need his own no children.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
A gross Yeah, he's past the poop.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
He's past the gross stage. And I think he's in
between gross stages, don't you think? What do you as
far as boys go, like between toddler and like prefeubescent.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Yeah, because then you know, you'll get to the point
where the smell. Yeah, the room distinks like a locker.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
He's not there yet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
I don't know. I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
I remember my grandma used to babysit, and then she
said I would come in in the morning to wake
you up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
In your room just stinks.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Yeah, Like he'll get home, he'll get home from hockey
practice or something and won't even shower, just go to bed.
I'm like, how do you do that? Br No, No,
wonder that this steak comes around. It's soaking into your
sheets like pig pat digusting animal. Sure it wasn't from
all the joey. Yeah, it was probably just the sweat

(01:19:26):
Grandma comes in. It smells like bleaching old pennies. In
here you have bleaching potatoes. It's more like what you
do undercovers you. Why why it's so full, so hard
to fold blanket? Why move up?

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Why do sucks crinkle look like it's snow. I'm blak
rereaking here? Yeah? Why do socks cell like I'm crumpling
wrapping paper? Why is stained yellow white?

Speaker 15 (01:20:00):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Every time I come in room, you make sudden movement
as if to say, not look down here? Yeah, you
do not look at me while I spank myself like
pig pear. You drive me to do? Why in being Russia?
By your pajamas strewn all over the floor? This ad you?

(01:20:21):
Why you have picture of man half naked? This is Mark?
Why you have Mark Wahlberg posters?

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
You you are?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Why is palml callis? You are like man with working job?
You are how I say in shovel.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Clark.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Your grandma caught you jerking it? You liked it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
I got tears?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
What is your motto? If it is brown, go down discussed?
You remember you remember when this kid got busted, Ricky.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Oh, excuse me, Ricky, Ricky. I did see what you
were doing. It felt good, didn't it. Oh, it's all right.
We all have feelings like this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
This is like an old ps A. It was like
one of those old like kind of educational videos and
you know, letting kids know it is okay to tug.
It's good. It's like a It's just an old, you know,
black and white video, and the mom comes in. Ricky's
in there tugging, and she decides to have a good conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Excuse me, Ricky, Ricky, I did see what you were doing.
It felt good, didn't this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Don't feel bad. Mommy just knocked one out before she
came in here. I was just doing it. You might
be wondering when the moll flying.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
It's all right.

Speaker 12 (01:21:55):
We all have feelings like this sometimes, even me. I'm
just glad you're doing this in privacy of your own room.
When you're a little bit older, we'll have to talk
more about these feelings. No, we won't, and what causes
them and how we can control these feelings. I'm sorry I.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Intruded on your privacy. I'll be sure to not next time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Okay, Well, yeah, get out well, yeah, done in my mouth.
Your dad does it all the time. Don't worry about them,
don't don't. Don't wait for me for dinner. I'm gonna
eat now. I'm gonna eat a bullet Mom. I don't
think I can survive this.

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
You get older, we will talk about these feelings. No,
we won't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Never.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
We're gonna take a break. More of what he shows next.

Speaker 20 (01:22:39):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
I was working in the radio in the street.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
In the past thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
This is our every day. Industry are getting left and right,
left and left and left and right. They've never gone.
You know what we should really add position? I wonder
if today the last show. Now we're into another new hour.
It's a National delivery Guy appreciation week. We already had

(01:23:14):
a couple guys come up and spin the wheel. Menace
is downstairs in the courtyard here at the radio station
with with somebody else.

Speaker 13 (01:23:23):
Yes, I am here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Yeah, what do we ordered this morning? Where are we
order from? We ordered from McDonald's this morning. McDonald's. All right,
is the delivery guy here?

Speaker 18 (01:23:33):
We are waiting for them. They are at the building,
but they're just.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Trying to find our door, which is.

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
That happens.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
That happens a lot guy or girl, we don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:23:44):
It gives them five different doors, so they had to
pick I send them a photo.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
So yeah, once you walk out, like wait outside for them,
like you see somebody walking around the bag of McDonald's
might be faster. I agree, I'm outside, Okay, I'm here.

Speaker 16 (01:23:58):
That is the worst part of the every person is
any kind of complicated building of office, like and you
know you live in these places.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
We're working these places. Go downstairs because it's gonna take
them fifteen minutes, but never find that they we'll find parking. Yeah,
so uh you know, yeah, yesterday guy won a gas card.
Day before that, it was a fifty dollars Amazon car.
I went to the I literally went to the grocery
store on Sunday and I just bought a bunch of
gift cards and so we have them up on the
wheel here and uh, we we always tip, you know,
with the with these deliveries. But also but this is

(01:24:27):
a bonus chance to win because it's delivery guy Appreciation Week.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
You can see the first two videos on our Instagram.
They're at the Woody Show and like you said.

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
They don't have to wait give it to them right there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah all right, So.

Speaker 18 (01:24:42):
I'm I guess the most stressful part of the game
is you know, I'm sorry to sliding the door.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna leave you. Uh,
I'm gonna leave you on the air menace while we're
talking about you just can butt in whenever the delivery
guy shows up. All right, all right, I will all right,
yeah yeah, So fifty percent people they receive at least
one delivery a week. Dude, we ordered I was going
to say probably more like six days a week. Last

(01:25:07):
night here, guess guess how much this was. I'm gonna.
I'm gonna give you the order. Okay, this is on
door dash yesterday, last minute. It was like, oh my god,
like the times, what did you did? You you already
have them?

Speaker 13 (01:25:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, So, yes, yesterday, you know, time
kind of got away, like all right, what does order something?

Speaker 18 (01:25:30):
Right? So?

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
The order from yesterday?

Speaker 18 (01:25:36):
Hi, how are you doing there? Is hello everybody? Yeah yeah,
but I'm for a radio station right now and we're
doing driver appreciation week and we wanted to come upstairs
spend a wheel for our chances to win. Okay, no, no, no, no,
you can win prizes. You're having hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Check it out. Look check this out yet? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
show them the iHeart Radio thing right there on the
on the front of the door. What is He doesn't
care about that.

Speaker 18 (01:26:05):
So look, so we have you come upstairs and then
and then you can win hundreds of dollars. You want
to come? Okay, no, no, no, no, you don't want
to come?

Speaker 15 (01:26:13):
Sure?

Speaker 18 (01:26:14):
Hold on, Yeah he saw Morgan. Now he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
I like that baby. Okay, all right, I know how
to do this. Man.

Speaker 18 (01:26:22):
You get Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Yeah, we're all right.

Speaker 18 (01:26:27):
He's coming with some guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Yeah, coming, alright, cool, all right, Well we're gonna race
up here. We're gonna take we'll take, we'll take the
We want to take a break and do it on
the way on the way back. Okay, yeah, you want
to do that. Yeah. We're gonna lose him anyway when
he goes in the elevator. Okay, all right, well you
know what here, we'll wait for him. Okay, we'll wait
for him a right, all right, So all this is

(01:26:49):
just for myself, Jen and the two kids. I ordered
one four piece chicken strip meal, who with the fries
and a die doctor prepper, That one is mine. Jen
got the spicy Southwest salad all right, she's a lady
h and an order of medium fries. And my daughter

(01:27:11):
got the chicken sandwich meal, so just the regular chicken sandwich,
extra pickles, and then just again regular medium fry. And
then my son got the twelve piece chicken nugget meal
and again just regular. He got a large fry, large fry,
and then the and then the drink man. This is like, okay,
that's for one person. So for that total, how much

(01:27:36):
do you think it was? And uh, I will, I will,
I will, I will tell you that I tipped nine
dollars tipped, I tipped nine dollars. What do you think
the total was?

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Uh, sixty five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Sixty five dollars seventy two dollars sixty onety three cents. Yeah,
because the sub total was eighty and I even have
the I even have the dash pat, the dash pat,
so that'd save me a dollar ninety nine and the
service fee of twelve dollars bargain, so estimate attack seven

(01:28:10):
dollars ninety cents. The tip was nine bucks one oh
one ninety three.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
That's insane for Chick fil a.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Hey, buddy, what's up? How are you? Oh speak Spanish?

Speaker 11 (01:28:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Who speaks Spanish?

Speaker 15 (01:28:22):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Come on, stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Yeah you yet? Benji?

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
What what is your Name's?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Okay? Well, dude, we have the wheel right here, and
you get to spin the wheel. We have gift cards.
Whatever it lands on, you get. So you spin the
wheel this way, yes, towards you, Yeah, towards you. Give
it a good spin. Yep, yep, just that way, big hearts,
good spin. Go ahead, There we go. That's the hardest
spin we've had so far. It's a good one going
all the way around, all right, and it's gonna land

(01:28:52):
on a Come on, big Bundy, there we go. He's
the second Amazons from Amazon. One hold on, there you go.
Fifty dollars Amazon card. Yeah, enjoy and you have you
use Amazon Amazon. There we go. I'll tip you another
fifty dollars. Another fifty dollars on top of everything else.

(01:29:16):
That's universal. Yeah, I won't speak that. It's on gift
card plus the tip that we already got on the
on the thing. Dude, Congratulations and thank you, delivery driver appreciation.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Yeah, thank you, good morning, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Appreciate you. Thanks man Will. Yeah, we don't want to
hold him up too much.

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
Yeah, he's got pleases to be Yeah delivery, I.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Have Amazon device. I don't want to say. Menace carries
lots of cash. Yeah, Divo de Nio Yeah, yeahs menace
like a dude. I should have used the the Apple AirPods.
Oh man, oh that would have been perfect. That could
have that could have been better.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Thing tells me we're still a few opportunities to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Yeah, dude, one hundred, one hundred and one dollars, that's
sane play for four people. That's inte kick yourself something.
It was a nine dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
Tip, right, Okay, so it's one hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Right, that's what I'm saying. I have to call Greg
out here. But don't you have like a freezer and
a fridge in your in yours? I do it, But
you never order food sea bass Okay, No, no, no,
that's that's okay. Let's not get defensive. No, I'm just saying,
like he tries to make it about things like that
all the time, but like people order every one time
you order plan in advance. At least you got pasta
in the house, or you have mac and cheese. It

(01:30:26):
gotten late that I'm saying that the night got away.
It was late. I was gonna have to go to
bed here soon. Like, let's just get this done. Let's
just have something. When you gave the premium, you get
that dash taste take to be forty five minutes. No,
that's why I want chick flea is is the quickest
that in Chipotle for us are the quickest always. They'll
be there within twenty five minutes. Quicker than mac and cheese.
What's that? Quicker than mac and cheese for everybody? Yeah,

(01:30:47):
heaven forbid, you do the easy thing and actually try
to make your life a little simpler for one second. Look, Greg,
we're right on this. We're your a maximum, right Yeah, yeah,
I just walk back in. What happened?

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
No, I've done it too. What where you just don't plan? Yeah,
the hours tick by and then you're like, damn it,
well I'm going to pay eighty seven dollars for two burritos.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
Now you just don't have the time or the will.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
I've done it, right, But you kick yourself it. We
were in that situation. Situation, Yes, it was late, we
decided to order something that, But I'll rather just make
a dinner out of like ice cubes and soy sauce.
Whatever house you see it taking more than ten minutes
for a hot pocket or whatever. You know, Yeah, in
your situation, go ahead and do it. Split a hot

(01:31:33):
make some eggs, make it a well, you know, you
could cereal. Whatever I feel when you say that, it's
the same as when somebody goes, well, you know what
you could have done with that money, like, and you're like, no,
it's that's not what this is about. This next level. Look,
you know what you could have done it your life.
Just done it all over again.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Yeah, yeah, build a time machine. Yeah, make macaroni and
a lot of deflection.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Greg, It's it's I did it. It's not deflecting. I
just don't. I just don't.

Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
One of those nights where he was choosing not to
make pasta and chose to do this, and this is
how much it costs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Correct, we're getting the scenario. We totally understand sixty sixty
one percent want their food delivered by a human, but
people like men Is keep waiting for the robots for
decades yeah, no, I see them around side. I know
a girl who gets she gets deliveries all the time
from a Goop kitchen, from a robot. Yeah. Yeah, I

(01:32:24):
think the idea is a good thing, but the thirty
five percent do not like d I saw one of
the delivery robots the other day and it was confused.
It was just kind of going back and then it
stopped and went this way and then went that way.
It's confused. I saw the one couple of weeks ago
where there was a fire truck coming and it kind
of got paralyzed in the middle of the crosswalk, and
the fire truck is like honking and waiting on this

(01:32:45):
thing because it's just sitting right in the middle of
the other section. If I'm the fire truck, you well
within your right to just mow that thing over, you
have to. They didn't. They kind of waited it out
for a minute, and the thing eventually figured out what
was going on and moved along. But dude, how cool that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Greg, Like, if you're driving that fire truck, I would
have hit the gas. You know, I probably feel too
guilty doing that. Yeah, because they're oddly nice, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
They.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
Don't put eyes on them.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I got to take a break. We can win MENACE's
door dash order. Yeah, I told you about my order,
all right, but apparently that went overwhel in the rooms.
It wasn't the it wasn't the one. It was now
Menace medics. Why don't you just like make something? Oh
because they didn't want it? Yeah, there you go, alright,
But I don't nderstand why he just makes it. Here's Menace.
He's not being defensive. It's like, yeah, I was. I

(01:33:31):
was stoned and lazy. He chose not to he but
that was my point. The way you framed it was like, oh,
we just you know, we couldn't be put out. It
was four able body people, not one of us. That's
not it. That's not water. You were not one of
you were stoned out of your court. They got you there. Yeah, yeah,

(01:33:52):
we'll take a break and then we'll get a round
of menaces door dash order. You can win MENACE's door
dash order coming up next here on The Woody Show
eight seven, seven forty four. What is the number, Well
you can win MENACE's door dash order. Menace known to
order random things random reasons, sometimes just because other times
because you know, he's at a wedding and things aren't

(01:34:15):
moving quick enough for the bartender. The tires one of
them for a wedding of hundreds of b ball Yeah,
and so'll you'll have a delivery maid right there to
whatever place he's at here, just whatever, not to his
not to his standard.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
That restaurant they said they ran out of coke, So
I had cokes delivered, Yeah, from the convenience store down
the stit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
That's right, Yeah, that's right, and sea best you have
the orders here. I do remind we've only done this
one one other time. So what was the what was
the props? He arrived?

Speaker 16 (01:34:42):
The order in detail as far as what it was,
if he remembers, I'll give us some of the backstory, okay,
and I'll give you out range, I'll say, you know,
with then let's say five or ten bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
How much did the was the total cost? All in cost? Everything,
you know, tips and so on included? All right, let
me go and grab a contesting here and say hi
to good morning, Leslie. How are you.

Speaker 18 (01:35:04):
Hi? Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Good morning? All right, so Leslie, you're gonna be the
contestant here. And what is MENACE's door dash? Order? He
ordered from a grocery store.

Speaker 16 (01:35:12):
One sixteen ounce jar a Skippy Super Chunk Extra Chunky
peanut butter extra Chunky. One jar of peanut butter super Chunk.
That's all you ordered.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
That's it. That was the whole order. You needed that
right away. This is not the only time I've done.
You can't add to like the next time I go
to the store list list. Thank you for being rational.
Rule WOODI do you recall why you needed one job
peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Yes, I was consuming uh the Devil's lettice but I
had ice cream. And this is the only reason I
would ever order a single thing of peanut butter if
I don't have in the house, is because I want
to put the peanut butter in my ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I do like to do that, and you couldn't. And
I get it, you couldn't drive. Yeah, being safe on.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Of the let us see these stories many times. But yeah,
I've been known a couple of times to do this
or now.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
I think I do remember you telling us this story,
and I don't know if it was on the air
or not, but I have an idea of how much
that was. I'm not going to say it. I'm going
to exclude myself from trying to guess the price because
I think I remember hearing this somehow, I just don't
remember exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:36:22):
I'll give you a generous price range five dollars, So
within five dollars plus or minus, doesn't matter either way, Okay, Leslie?

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Do you think, Well, let's go around the room. Do
you think more or less?

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
Gina?

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Well, with a five dollars range, I'm comfortable saying eleven dollars.
Eleven dollars, say, twelve fifty, twelve fifty, Okay, Leslie, what
do you think?

Speaker 18 (01:36:49):
Oh, we'll be around like fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Fifteen, fifteen, yes, okay, right around fifteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
How much did Menace door dash this jar of chunky
peanut butter?

Speaker 18 (01:37:04):
Four?

Speaker 16 (01:37:04):
Well, the peanut butter itself was only two forty nine.
Oh well, there was a tax of fifty nine cents, right,
a delivery fee of three ninety nine, a service fee
of five forty nine, Oh my god, a tip of
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Yeah, fourteen seventy one, Yeah, a two dollars. What's more
than the peanut butter'd so a two dollars and some
what's the tip? Yeah, jar peanut butter and up cost
some damn near fifteen dollars. Yeah, whatever, I'm high. I

(01:37:38):
need it from my ice cream. You understand I'm kidding,
all right, Leslie, congratulations you are a winner here on
MENACE's door dash order Jar peanut butter. Yeah, hi, Jar,
I got so many, you're walk caught and I hang on,
hang on one second, let's go to uh Ivan. Hey,
good morning, Ivan, Hey, good morning. How are you doing.

(01:37:58):
We're doing great? All right? So were playing win Menaces
door dash order and the next order is from a
liquor store. He bought just two things, a leader leader
of Margarita mix. Nice, just the mix, and one bag
of flaming Hot Cheetos Margarita mix.

Speaker 16 (01:38:17):
If it matters the brand, that's master of mixes, Margarita Mixed,
Margarita mix and a bag of flaming Hot cheets. The
big bag is an eight and a half ounce bag
of flaming Cheetos.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
All right, And what's the what's the range? Within seven
dollars seven? I have no idea how how much Margarita
mixed costs, having just bought Cheetos the other day, they
were five ninety nine, okay, big bag? Yeah, I believe
it was the big one. How much? How much margarita mix?
What does that go for it? If I ever bought it?

Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
Fifteen that much? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
I don't think I've ever bought it either. I would
think a mixer would only be in the four dollars five.

Speaker 16 (01:38:57):
Yeah, they do have the high end mixers that come
in like little Last bottles, but this is not that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah, so ten, tip, twelve and then apparently the fee
is seven and what what's the what?

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
What's the ridge again? Three bucks? Seven? Seven? I'll get
your clue. There is a fee I've never seen on
here called a small order fee. Oh you get for that?
Wait and hold on. So the peanut butter didn't qualify
for that? Nope, that's insane. Non jar peanut butter didn't qualify.

Speaker 6 (01:39:24):
For that, but small enough.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Maybe it was the area that I was in. Okay,
so Menace ordered some marguerite to mix and a bag
of flaming hot Cheetos. That small order fee is probably
an additional buck. Okay, maybe put me down for eleven dollars.
Oh really, you're down for nineteen?

Speaker 6 (01:39:40):
Put me down for thirty thirty.

Speaker 16 (01:39:43):
I'm jaded by this now ivan, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
What what's your guess? How much do you think that
order cost?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Oh? What's a TIS and everything?

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
I'm seeing?

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Twenty three dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Twenty three dollars all right?

Speaker 16 (01:40:04):
Now the cheetos and the mix only costs ten dollars
ninety eight cents all together. Oh damn up front to
ninety nine delivery fee dollars sixty five service fee, which
is different than a delivery fee. Right, small order fee
of three dollars dollars tax of a dollar four and
a tip menace a three fifty not bad twenty three sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Six. Apparently you would have won both showcases for a living.
I've congratulations, my friend, I hang on one second out
now correct me on what the people win? Are they
actually winning some margarita mix and cheetos and some cheetos?
That's what we're doing. That's the name of the game.
So I forget what we had agreed on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Give that value.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I will enjoy. I've been thank you.
The delivery fee and the service fee are two different things,
and they are they are also different from the small
order fee. Damn all the process service, the delivery, Greg
you're too smart for this. Game. Let's go to uh,
let's go to Matt. I'll get one more here. Hey,
good morning, Matt. Morning. All right, so we are playing

(01:41:07):
when MENACE's door dash order and the order is five guys. Well,
here's the thing. It's just two items.

Speaker 16 (01:41:16):
One little cheeseburger. Oh yeah, surprised menisul even order that,
and one little fries. It's called portion control. That's why
he is on the way GOV or whatever it's called
being a health bound bound. Sorry sorry, sorry that bound.
So little cheeseburger, little fries within eight dollars? How much
was MENACE's door dash order? Now I'll give you another
little hit here. There is an express fee. So he

(01:41:38):
wanted this fast.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Oh yeah, I always see that option, and it's only
it's like it caaves you maybe three minutes. Oh, they
get me on that all the time. Yeah, I'll take it.
I guess what they don't they do differently is they
don't pick up other orders. They just go straight to
you five guys. Recently, let's see what do we got. Yeah,
we got one little cheeseburger baby, three little fry eyes

(01:42:02):
and then one then one regular cheeseburger, and then one
BLT sandwich. Yeah, because little fries is like a huge back. Yeah,
they give it because they dumped the extras in there
on top of vaggles. Yeah right, I get why Woody
would get it for kids, but manas, what do you
need a little cheeseburger? You just save something for later. Yeah,
that was my daughter's. There's no saving for later. Yeah,
that was my daughter's. All right, what's this range? Eight?

(01:42:24):
Eight bucks? Eight bucks is your window?

Speaker 8 (01:42:28):
I'm going go ahead, Oh, fourteen, I'm going fourteen, fifty,
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Twenty nine. Put me down for thirty dollars? What oh
eight bucks to work with? Yeah right, yeah, put me
down for thirty bucks. What do you think here, Matthew?
What's your guess on the order?

Speaker 19 (01:42:43):
I'm gonna I guess twenty four dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
Twenty four dollars. All right. So the subtotal for those
those things was already nineteen eighteen. Oh my god, A
little fry a little bit.

Speaker 16 (01:42:53):
That's thirteen delivery fee of three ninety nine, service fee
again different from delivery of three dollars. Then you got
taxi buckety seven, express fee two ninety nine and a
three dollars tip raw.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
Unfortunately, you're about ten dollars off. It's thirty four oh nine, Sam,
Jeff Bezos, Matthew, thank you. Oh is it really it's
a placeholder? Yeah, all right, thank you Matthew. You can
really own money. So yeah, for our order six items,

(01:43:26):
one little cheeseburger twelve dollars and twenty three cents, three
orders of little fries twenty one dollars and ninety three cents,
one regular cheeseburger fifteen dollars and fifty nine cents, they
get you, and then the BLT sandwich shot it. The
BLT sandwich was nine dollars and eighty three cents, a
subtotal of fifty nine dollars and fifty eight cents. Now,

(01:43:48):
I because I have the dash pass again, I don't
pay the two ninety nine delivery fee. They they only
for the eight dollars ninety four service fee. They only
charged me to ninety eight for that. That's a deal.

Speaker 11 (01:43:59):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
It's tacks five dollars and eighty one cents. My tip
was nine dollars and the total was seventy seven dollars
and thirty seven cents. It's seventy seven.

Speaker 16 (01:44:10):
Service at home, Greg, I could afford these things, but
out of principle.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I'm not doing that. Yeah, I get it. I get it.
And you have four able bodied people. You could sit
down and look at your budgets.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
I'm gonna diue, who's gonna cry?

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
But how much does your happiness cost? Yeah? There's the
thing I didn't to be Verre. I don't care, like
if it's that time and we're gonna order food and whatever,
but it is every once in a while when you
look at you go Jesus thing, you know, Jesus e
fing C. Jesus effing C. Now Greg feels that way,
and I'm going to bring up an example here Greg.
Now Greg has a car that he gets for free

(01:44:45):
that includes insurance, which I didn't know from the radio
station because Toyota is Toyota's a sponsor, right, So he
has that Toyota which is free and he drives it
all the time. Right, But just because he got another car,
So like you give you get on me for like, yo,
we have a cleaning person. I can't believe you have

(01:45:05):
a free car and yet you went out and got
a whole new car. I've only the insurance for it
financially reckless with really big ticket item. But my point
I guess here is that everybody's got something that you know, well,
you know what, I'm not gonna like see Bassie like
he out of principle wouldn't do that, would say, I'm
not going to spend money on this, but I want
to spend money on whatever. I didn't No insurance came with.

Speaker 6 (01:45:28):
Who you've been paying?

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Well, you have insurance for the other car. But does
Dave Ramsey have any fun? I think Dave Ramsey himself
has lots of fun because Dave Ramsey loaded, he's loaded. Yeah.
He says you should buy cars with cash.

Speaker 11 (01:45:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Oh yeah, I've never had a car payment. Really you haven't.

Speaker 16 (01:45:45):
No, never, because number one early on, I can't qualify
for one, but number two, Yeah, it's just it. It
never even like that's just not how you live in
my hand.

Speaker 9 (01:45:53):
In my hand.

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
Then you're paying for two cars.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
But I mean you were getting like a two thousand
and three thousand dollars whatever beater you save up for
a three okay, zero, I had, I had one of
those that crappy eagle premiere.

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
That I had.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
I had I by a pickup truck for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:46:09):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Wow, Yeah, I had a wooden sun room. Screw sun room.
All right, we're gonna take a break more what he
show his next?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
Right back.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
I feel like I just got this in the mail
and then I just got another email about it. I
feel like we just did open enrollment, you know, like
every year with your company you have to like make
your your selections for all your healthcare and stuff, and
feel like it lasted months. Right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
What the hell we just did this? What the hell?

(01:46:45):
What the helly on? And in fact I thought they
I thought they sent.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
It by mister Burton.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Yeah, we all got it, Yeah, helly Barry. Yeah, but
hopefully the cards we get it. Miss we we heard.

Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
I didn't have any more to say.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
Yeah, it's a song. I know, we play you played it?

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
The hell?

Speaker 17 (01:47:02):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
It was like? Yeah? What what were the worst? What
were they pretty good? Who's oh? You say that now?
But it really was. In a segment we were talking
about the worst hip hop?

Speaker 6 (01:47:12):
Stupid forty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Yeah, what what was the who is it?

Speaker 6 (01:47:16):
Rob forty nine?

Speaker 16 (01:47:18):
But yeah, that's one thing you love to explain me
is why with healthcare can you only make those choices
once a year and for very limited.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
That and then stuff and you're screwed.

Speaker 16 (01:47:27):
Yeah, I say, well, you know we have to luck
in the contract. Well, how does every other how does
car insurance not work that way?

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Right? Yeah? Any other thing? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:47:35):
Set and forget it, my friend. And it's w T
helly all the time to where they say, do you
want an HMO or a p P O or know
what that means?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
File that under? I don't know. Yeah, something you also
uh might want to get excited about. Sebastian Maniscalco, greg
your favorite comedian of all time for Murph Yeah uh.
His next comedy special, Sebastian Maniscalco, It Ain't right? Is
headed to who It was filmed the United Senate in Chicago.

(01:48:10):
That ain't right? How is he selling out? Alnas?

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
You guys are already laughing though we're laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
It is because I used to like him and they
talked me about Greg RELs. Oh, he's just making funny noises.
I'm a toddler. His new hour features him going in
on aging, family, chaos and all those things in life.
The drive. It's crazy, ain't right? Sebashian Maniscalco, it ain't right.

(01:48:38):
It's gonna premiere on November twenty first. I bring it
out only because I know how much Greg loves it.

Speaker 10 (01:48:41):
Well in retrospect, I was a fool to think he
was funny, especially when he imitates his wife or just
people in general. And I think nobody talks like that,
you fool.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
You know, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:48:57):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
What the hell was?

Speaker 4 (01:48:58):
I think? What?

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
Huh?

Speaker 15 (01:49:05):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
What that heavy? Yeah? What that heavy? You don't like it?

Speaker 15 (01:49:10):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Love that?

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
No? I have ears here, I just take to your
ear striking.

Speaker 11 (01:49:20):
Way.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
It gets better, wait for the build? What heavy?

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
What the heavy? What's?

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
What? Would that song went on to be popular? Likes it?
I like a good song, yeah, I mean it's creative
a right more when the show's coming back, right back, Well,
it's gonna do it for Tuesday. And what a Tuesday morning?

(01:49:49):
It was right the announcement of Alter Ego twenty twenty six,
I mean that lineup is insane. Let's just start with
Green Day and twenty one pilots. Yep, I mean that
right there there you go, you know you know what
I mean? Like you look at that right there would
be a show that yeah, that would that would sell out?
No big deal? And on top of that, you got

(01:50:10):
Sublime and thanks to Jacob and Zane from Sublime for
coming in today. Really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:50:15):
Oh much time was super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
And they sounded great the acoustic performances here in studio.
We look forward to seeing them Cage the Elephant. Good
Charlotte Miles Smith Almost Monday, Gigi Perez. It's Alter Ego
twenty twenty six. It's happening on Saturday, January seventeenth at
the Forum in La So plenty more chances all this
week to win your way in, including every hour today

(01:50:39):
through seven pm and all this week seven am to
seven pm. Win your Alter Ego tickets before you could
buy him here on all ninety eight seven right. Thanks
to Capitol One for being our presenting sponsor. So that
took a lot of our day today. Yeah. Also it
continued with Delivery Driver Appreciation Week. That's fun and that
a bunch more on today's podcast and set up the
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(01:51:00):
other then Spotify Ye back tomorrow with an all news show.
In the meantime, Anthony you got for us you can
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wisdom please, Yeah, the shortest distance between two points is
some kind of dramatic detour well in life, because it's

(01:51:24):
always something. Nothing ever goes according to plan, like at
least the way that you envisioned it. There's always some
kind of change. It's never just point a to point base.

Speaker 6 (01:51:33):
Isn't that why people say you make a plan? And
God laughs?

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
Yeah? Right really I like that? All right, thank you
very much, Greg Gory. We got two hours commercial free
all ninety eighty seven music with Kristin Lamone coming up
next the morning Music Marathon, and another chance between now
and eleven o'clock to win your alter ego tickets out. Yes,
win him before he could buy him this hour he
run a ninety eighty seven. I mean, thank you so

(01:51:57):
much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
SMD double them. I quit this bitch,