FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 17th 2025 Podcast

Fail Stories, DUIQ, Menace's Late Night Monologue Week In Review and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it flies the Woody Show? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
M H Happy Friday, everybody, It is the Woody Show.
I am Menace. We are joined by Gina, We're joined
by Greg. We're joined by Borgan, Yo Sea Bass. We
have boards, we have Menji, we have Tyler, we are
have on and we we're missing Woody and we're also

(01:07):
missing Sammy. People have been asking where Sammy. Yeah, and Sammy. Yeah,
she's been at a wedding in Hawaii, so not her
such for her seven days. Apparently she was just knitting
in the plank. Did she say she was part of
the wedding party? I think so, okay, because that would
make sense on how many days she's been gone or

(01:29):
I don't know. I never found that out. But anyway,
girls ridiculous like things they do. Yeah, there's a lot
of pre parties all that kind of stuff. Ready, Yeah,
but the biggest news is Woody is not here because
he is finally receiving his airplane. Finally. It's been weeks
and weeks, weeks and weeks that he's been waiting for
this airplane, so he had to go pick it up.

(01:50):
And I'm sure he's like over the moon about this.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Somebody had texted in, how do you pick up a plane?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
You go through it and then you fly in to
where you're going. And he has acknowledges before this was
the plane that I actually showed him years ago, because
it's a plane that has a parachute on it, and
because his wife, you know, didn't let him go get
his pious license forever, like oh, we have kids, we

(02:18):
have kids, you know whatever, you know, something happens. Yeah,
but I said, I'll go, dude, show her this plane
that has this parashute. And then so now he's gonna
go pick it up right now. So that's why he's
not on the show today. So we're just gonna be
hanging out on this Friday, all of us together. And
last Saturday, I went to my very first NASCAR race,

(02:41):
really first ever because I I've been to a bunch
of F one races fancy because yeah, I'm super fancy,
and yes, it was a very different experience from F
one at NASCAR. And while I was there, I did
a game will they know it? Well, it's it's an
original game that I came up with and copyright here

(03:02):
on The Woody Show, where I asked a series of
questions to people and you have to guess will they
know the answer to that question?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh, so you don't have to answer it, You have
to guess if they will.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, so you guys, Yeah, do you guys want to
play that game? You got to chat? All right? Now,
let's hear from this person first. His name is Alan,
and Alan was at the race twelve hours before the
race started. So see you here early today? Yes we are, Yeah,
you're ready for the races or what?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, we'd like to get early.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
What's your thoughts on Dale Earnhardt?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Great driver?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
A lot of people say he just performed the Pitt
maneuver right at the end and that's how he won races.
You agree or disagree on that?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, the way you run the races was the users
right from bumper to take the other guy out.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, yeah, the pitt maneuver.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah yeah, he was really good at that.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, spitting people out.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, and he saw a lot of drivers that followed
that for him, the same maneuver. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
So Alan, you can tell is a typical NASCAR fan. Yeah,
apparently doesn't know what the pitt maneuver is, right, Yeah,
so I broke it down for him. So I'm going
to give him this first question here, you guys, hear it.
You tell me. Do you think he'll know the answer
to this question? Can you name the artist that is
performing at the super Bowl this year?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Good question.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I don't think there's any way he will come up
with the name. Now here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
This would be noted that Menace is at this the
Las Vegas Motor Speedway, right, so this is not Atlanta, Talladega, Tennessee,
or anything like that.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
But he's clearly not a local because he sounds like
someone from Vegas, you know what.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
He probably heard about it in the news but then
didn't commit it to memory.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
So he's going to say like some kind of animal
like that mad rabbit.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm gonna say, no, he won't not, No, No, he's not.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
All right? Is that the official answer? Yeah? Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
We need a group answer.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah. I think it's no. I say no, okay, Yeah,
we're all saying no, okay, all right, here's the answer.
Can you name the artist that is performing at the
super Bowl this year?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Can I?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I asked we could change it maybe, Oh you want
a different artists, Yes, please, Okay, but can you mean
the artists.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh that's a name a bad bunny.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Wow, you're not a fan.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm not a fan.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
If they don't sing in English, probably didn't go over
very well around here.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, not really.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's because of the he's in the know. He pays
attention to the news. And by the way, when you
show up like you show up other tracks, you show
up days in advance. So then I have a NASCAR race.
The camp out is five, six, seven days. Yeah, people
are already like barbecuing early in the morning and stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
It was fun, but it's also day three. I'm sitting
outside my trailer again waiting there we go.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
I'm also wondering if this whole like not a US
citizen thing is just gender because he's.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Not hot, because Shakira was a halftime show. She's not
a citizen. You know, it's crazy he is.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I think it is more about the fact that none
of his hits are in English, like, yeah, yeah, that's it,
I can understand.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
And you're seeing it in the news too. A lot.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
It's more trying to get you all.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I L G B T. Q kind of behavior.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, they're trying to shoehorn that into.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's a handful of stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
People, they just want people to, you know, bitch back
and forth about about it. Stuff that doesn't matter. All right, Okay,
here's the next question. Will he know the answer? Can
you name the movie or A Son and a Mother kiss?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Okay, he might name a few.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Kiss thrones.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I mean, is there one famous movie?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I think, very famous movie, Son and the Mother.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Let's go to the Yeah, is it?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Are you trying to ask him questions like this to
to rile up NASCAR fans on.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Account of in breeding menace? I know what you're this
is a super famous movie. The guarantee you all you have.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Seen somene of Us know I'm gonna say he doesn't
know Odysseus.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, okay, we're going no right now.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Okay, that's your answer. Okay, here we go. Can you
name the movie or A Son and a Mother kiss? No?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
What's your favorite movie?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Dancers with Wolves about eighteen times?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I can't worry.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I can't even wear it out on my disc Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, And the answer is back to the future.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Okay, never seen it.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Got a list of some of the people that have
performed at a recent NASCAR events. Second Wise, we got
Ludacris thirtieth special, right, yeah, somebody, Nate's a lot of
country sending guys, Nate Smith, Kelly Tucker, Corey Ken, Zach Top,
Nelly's in there. Okay, Yeah, I had Pitbull and Matchbox twenty.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Alright, good, good, all right, I have one more question
for you here we go. Can you name the name
of Taylor Swift's latest album? This is when I'm torn
will say no.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
He's in the know with the news.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Though, and that might be like his girl, you know,
or he could have a daughter that's a Swift.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
He dances with wolves.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Guy, this is I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I feel like we shouldn't. I feel like we shouldn't
count him out on this.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I'm gonna be crazy. I'll say he knows that I
will too.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Okay, I'm here on no Island. Okay, I've been out
voted in my mind this whole time. So all right,
can you name the name of Taylor Swift's latest album,
show Girl something pretty? I'm willing to give that to him. Yeah,

(08:52):
the Life of a show Girl yeah, we're super fan. Yeah,
we get it. You love Taylor so performing the Guy's
performed at Charlotte. The band Hairball, Oh Hairball'd like to
hear that, which is an arena rock tribute band.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Again, very different from F one where they have like
edm artists and stuff like that. Sorry, there's no Hairball
in the system here. I will be a F one
actually this weekend and Austin F one, so if I
see you there. A lot of listeners are reached out
to me asking me if there was going to be
a meet up. But if anybody is listening and they

(09:31):
have paddock access, please reach out to me at mens
on Instagram M E N A c E. But of
course you should always be following the Woody Show at
the Woody Show because we have a ton of cool
content from the show on there for you.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
What's up everybody? It's menace. I hope you're enjoyed the
Woody Show podcast. Just a heads up. The boo ha
ha is back. It's part of my birthday month. We're
gonna have a little birthday bash. If you don't know
the boohaha, it is a beer fest. That's happening in
Orange County at the OC Event Center. Get more information,
go to the boohaha dot com. It happens October twenty fifth.

(10:11):
I'll love to see you there is here.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Welcome back to the Woody Show on a Friday morning.
Today is a National Clean your Virtual Desktop Day. Thank
you wood He's not here, but he has got to
do that. He has ten thousand icons on his computer.
Gives me anxiety.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
He's super crazy like that.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, look at his desktop. National pasta Day today, ripped.
It's also Black Poetry Day today, so we've got to
get von in here. Loud shirt day. And it's National
Mammography Day. What is like, get your boobies, get a
breast example. Yeah, I do need MAMOGRAPHYBI. You haven't done that,

(10:53):
have you?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
No?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
I'm too young.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I need Thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
And then menace. It was today. Inineteen eighty nine, that
huge seven point one earthquake in the Bay Area of California.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
I was therefore lived through and you were there.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yep, disrupted the World Series pretty crazy and.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Called the World Series earthquake and told devastation. It was
luckily I was in the middle of the field when
that happened, and dirt was shooting out of the ground
like a movie. She was crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Do you know what I was doing during it?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
What?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Watching The Brady Bunch? Thank you? And then the TV cutout? Pissed?

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Remember what episode it was?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't, I don't would be fun. But speaking of entertainment,
menace has got to look at that.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yes, I do. And unfortunately, guys, it doesn't look like
we're gonna get any more Tron movies now. The Tron movie, though,
just to even break, just to break even, had to
make eighty million dollars at the box office, and currently
it sits at thirty seven million dollars. But I'll say this,
keep the rollercoaster at the theme parks because that rules.

(11:56):
And Greg, I think you might actually like this one because.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
It's a motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Is this a motorcycles? Motorcycles?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Al right?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Coolun I gotta try it for the first time in Shanghai,
that's where they put it first. But now it's available
in Florida. I say bring it to all the parts
because the least the ride rules, maybe the movie not
so much. Do you go upside down? Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah? But do it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Do it? Other movies that we might get, though, is
new Jetson's starring Jim Carrey live action, right, yeah, so
this is gonna be live action. Of course. The Jetsons,
you know, this came out in nineteen sixty two. Oh,
animated series. We actually had a Jetsons movie that was
and that was animated in the nineties, so you went

(12:41):
to the theater.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
It was weird because my family was not a theater family,
I think on principle, but for some reason, I think
we were visiting my cousins in New York and The
Jetsons was out, and that's.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
When we went to go see.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
I was it.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
What was your review? It was fine. I do find
this kind of odd though, because I worshiped Jim Jim Carrey,
I love them, Yeah, but I find it odd because
you know how he's like super artsy and all that
kind of stuff. Dude. Anyway, I would think that he
would make more movies like Internal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,

(13:11):
or like did you ever watch his TV series Kidding
that was on. It was very artsy and I loved it, yeah,
and trippy and stuff like Dying. Yeah, I would think
that he would make more stuff like that instead of
you know, song the Hedgehog.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
You know what, Jetson's Steve Martin made all those cheaper
by the dozen movies.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
He has artwork to buy. Jim needs a little cash
because these are making a billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Jim actually said that he does a song at the
Hedgehog movies for his kids because his kids are a
big fan of the franchise. And he said he really
didn't want to do acting much anymore anyways, and he said, Okay,
I'll do this for you guys.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
What kept him going to this was anyone asking for
the Jetsons. It's been a while since that's been on
anyone's radar.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Somebody was said the same, best song of the Hedgehog.
But look how awesome that out? It was massive? Awesome,
all right, awesome?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Okay, Well how about this? Did you see? This been
floating around the internet for a couple of days and
we haven't mentioned it, so I'm just gonna give it
a quick mention. Did you see that Kim Kardashians skims
brand came out with those new underwear that have pubic
hair on it? That was real? Yeah, it is, It's
absolutely real.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
They're only like thirty five bucks and they're only.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Only thirty five dollars.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
That's cheap for Kim K style.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Remember her last bra had the nips in it. Right,
this is the next day, and I'm absolutely convinced that
she just comes out with these certain products just to
get people talking about the brand. So you'll go to
the website and or gift.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yes it is. I looked it up on the website yesterday.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
All right.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
You see, I'm obsessed with pairs.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
They come in ginger like they have blonde and.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Let me be let's let's explain exactly what this is.
These are like song style underwear with a it's not pubes,
like poking up fronderneath.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, it's full bush.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Unfortunately it's currently sold out.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Because I got them all yesterday and.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
They sold it on the four x size gross Tyler
stop on the wait list.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, what's that?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Tyler says, Yes, he bought those at the back. Tyler,
Yeah tell us. All right, did you see that former
Good Morning America hosts t J. Holmes and Amy Robot.
Oh yeah, they got they got engaged making they're podcasting.
Thank you, Heart Radio. Stupid companies paying those two weeks.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Morons, They're just a lesson. You never let the man
you're with keep you from the man you could be with.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Damn your eyes open.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Always be looking for greener pastures. Guys who said that's
never commit.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Right right?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Always alone. I've never had a time too old. Yeah,
I always try to one up.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Yeah, I mean they're happy.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, I guess so. And check out their podcast available
on ieart. Just not okay, geez dude, all right, Well,
I will say I looked at our current ranking rankings
on the top one hundred iHeartRadio podcasts, and The Woody
Show is sitting at thirty. Nice on there ahead, and

(16:15):
I have not seen Amy and TJ on the top.
I'm say we're doing pretty good. That's amazing, all right.
I have seen them on the charts before, so maybe
they just didn't have an episode out. Maybe. All right,
are you big? Are you a big fan of Friday
the thirteenth? Yeah? I told you some people that are
They worship it, love it. They're actually they're gonna have

(16:36):
a TV series called Crystal Lake that's being put together
by A twenty four.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
And that's gonna be good.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Well, you don't like A twenty four.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Because it's always the same style, always the same like, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Like it too. It's like Miramax for horror movies.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
It's like they'd always like, We're going to be a
little unnerving and a little weird perfect, and I'm like,
I get it.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Just wow, Oh I don't get it yet. I love it.
I'm getting it. Well, what he will love This is
going to be shot in New Jersey, so he'll have
some like local tie into it. And I love that
he's all about it. Nice is in New Jersey? Well
he he still hasn't watched the Pit, right, and.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
He has not.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
We give him the heads up on that.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I know.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Come on, come on, support local businesses, all right, that
moment franchise. I know Crystal Lake will be available on
Peacock next year.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
All right.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
I don't even see the Amy and t J podcast
on the rankings. We are number thirty two.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I said, harsh, thank you man, is no problem.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Time for your birthday?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
This shim.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
It's sim and you know we don't do.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Well.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
We're gonna start with somebody we're just talking about the
other day. I think he has a new grand baby.
Eminem fifty.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I'm shady, yep.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And then you got the genius Mike Judge, creator of
Office Spaces, King of the Hill, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
He be our best friend, produced Cardnark series. While you're
at Mark Jens.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Do that, Mike Judge and enjoy your sixty third birthday.
Chris Kirkpatrick from Insinc.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
Dude, He's the best.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
He's your bestie, Dude. I love Chris Kirkpatrick. Why he
is so freaking hilarious? Uh, randomly I got to hang
out with him for a full day and like, he's
one of the most funniest people I've ever met, and
he wouldn't expect that at all. Yeah, shout out to
Chris Kirkpatrick. Regal boy.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
That guy.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
We're age twins. He's fifty four sad why cleft? John
fifty six from The Fuji's also country music singer Alan
Jackson sixty seven, and then Michael McKean. You might not
know him by name, but he played Saul's brother.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Jeff McGill Spinal Tax.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
He is seventy seven.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Waiting for government, Shirley and Scorgie.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And then Ziggie Marley. He is fifty seven reggae musician.
Today's Porno birthday is a birthday boy logan Peers and
Today's Birthday Boy handed out a hot beef injection in
a whopping one thousand, two and eighty three really nice
adult films, including Horny Hospitality. He was in the fifty

(19:20):
Shades of Asian Play Nice lending out her Labia.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
I remember him and that you have to give it back.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Though. He appeared in a Skip Class and spank Ass
and then Gina. He also starred in Wimpy Pathetic Guys
don't get to bang their wives.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I will say this. He looks like he's like a
finance bro.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
He does not look like a star. He looks like
a thirty five year old venture capitalist.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
So does it make you want to see him do
porn even more because it's not obvious.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Universify line in the grocery store next to you and
you would never know.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah. Though, question.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
On his Twitter especially well, Happy birthday to Logan Piercy
is thirty five years old today. That's your Parna birthday,
that's your celebrity birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Poems on his website, Oh god, this is National Poem Day.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Ray that Black Poetry Day.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's the Woody Show. And you keep on listening. You're
trying to get those Dodgers tickets the stadium box suitet tickets.
Is that the official title of it? I know we
said a billion times, but I haven't like committed to memory.
But our friend Tyler works here on the show now,
and my favorite baseball fun fact is that Tyler actually

(20:37):
has a tattoo from his little league team. And guess what, guys,
he never even played on the team.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
So yeah, so.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
A list.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
So why would you have a tattoo of a little
league team for a team that you never even played on?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, so it was the logo of the little league.
Me and my family were a part of it. But
at the time it meant two things. It was more
for my family's share love shared baseball, so was that
their legacy?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
But I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Also, I put it because the WS for wood. And
then on my other wrist I have the Angels old
logo with the C A. So I kind of looked
at it and it was like, Okay, don't forget where
you started. You started, but I will, I will say,
looking back on it, it is incredibly stupid and I
want to cover both of them up.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
So Okay, I'm glad you said that caveat because I
was born in New York, and I don't think I'll
ever forget that. I don't need like an n Y
on my risk.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, this was I think these were like almost ten
years ago.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Tyler's like ride Or died for his family, and I
respect that as opposed to grig you're not at all.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I don't have a tattoo with my swim team logo.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Touched on is I'm so glad that Tyler having reached
such such heights. We'll never forget where he came from.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
So Tyler keeping it rich? Yeah? Yeah, So you have
four brothers, I have five, five brothers. Yeah, I always
forget about the fifth one.

Speaker 11 (22:11):
Now.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
They played, right, So what did you do? You work concessions? Right,
So I coached one of the teams. I did a
lot of the they were like six seven. You know,
we're all figuring it out at that point. Basically at
that age, it's just run. It's like running the right swing.
Because I think he was You did groundskeeping though, Yeah, yeah,

(22:35):
so I did that a little bit. That was cool.
I think he shoehorns the uh No.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I did.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I legitimately managed my younger brothers single a baseball team
for like one game, no for the season, for the
season because that coach needed to help.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It was all over the place.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
So technically a professional baseball team single a. This is
not we're out of the little league now.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Keeping it in the family essentially. Did you ever go
out to dinner as a family like and have like
do you have a sizzler tattoo?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
You enjoyed those after the game parties though, right, they
always have the pizza parties.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, where would you go? There was lamp Post pizza
over in Lamarada. There's a tattoo. Wait, yeah, personally I
liked three alarm.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
A little bit more.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, but no, you need to get the one for
r I P dude, pizza mania that burned coming back.
I didn't hear about this.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, so we don't need to do it the tattoo.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, well you do like a little juices thing where
it's moving the stone.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
So, and people don't know and Whittier Pizza Mania burnt
down right, and that I mean, how long has that
thing that burnt down?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Just over a year ago? It was open, Oh god,
it was open for at least I think thirty years. Yeah,
so people were devastating. It was actually pretty sad. It
was like a real community staple used to hire a
bunch of high school kids like that would be their
summer job.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah. Now, do you have any update on the peico?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
The pico? Shaky's that burned? I do not have a pizza.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
But the last side checked, that place still closed off,
still fenced off. We I don't know if that's ever
coming back.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
But you're bringing up tattoos of Tyler a pizza one.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Here he has a pizza.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Now is his stupidest tattoo? The angle that it's on.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
And and here's the thing, Tyler's gonna say, I hate them,
gonna cover them up. He's never covering up.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, no, no, So the pizza one sting that rule?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Now, Gina, when you first met Tyler and he saw
that pizza tattoo, oh I know you're married, but I
fell in love.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Yeah, I legitimately was like, what steak can I move to?
Will they recognize the threatle?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a photo of it
so people can see how dumb it is on our Instagram.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Story show, so I will never forget. We're out at
a bar like maybe a couple of weeks after I
got this thing right, and we were doing some kind
of show event for when I was here back then,
like six years ago. So I go up to the
bar and a buddy of mine is next to me,
and Brett remembers this because he was there.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Well, he used to work on the show. His name
was I Rocky sound.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
With yes, yes, yes. So he's standing next to me.
Bartender goes up to me and she's like, Oh, I
really like your tattoo. And she's hot, right, So I'm like, okay,
this kind of let me see if I can work this.
Yeah exactly, She's like, oh I really like your tattoo.
I'm like, oh, thank you so much. Whatever she says.
I have a thing for stupid tattoos.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Eric immediately started laughing and just laughed. I'm like, I'm
just graying walking away.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
It sounds like something Morgan would say, take it where
you can hear it. Where does the story go though?
That's that's I was just done.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I was like, oh, the confidence level was that picky.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
No, the confidence level was not there yet. You can't
be any level.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It wasn't. It wasn't about being picky At that time,
it was just like, well, the confidence is shot, We're.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Done takes, She's into whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
With you.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
You realize that six years later Tyler fumbled something. I
don't believe it. Anyways, Well, thank you for listening to
The Woody Show. This is yeah, it's the Woody Show.
It's a menace. It's Greg, it's Gina, it's organ at
Sea Bass, it's words Fawn. Do you even have a

(26:18):
dumb ass sailer here? And Sammy, she's at a wedding,
she's an assignment. Yeah in Hawaii. Man, what are you
picking up an airplane that he purchased? So we're we're
still here on her friday?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Now?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yeah, what to pick up an airplane? That's not an
every day Yeah yeah, I mean it's like buying a car.
Not a big deal. So, uh, we're gonna go into
this next segment though, and it's Sea Bass on your Side.
It's listed as that am I an a Hole? Sort
of rebrand the am I an a Hole? To Sea
Bets on your Side? Because Us for Justice, hold on,

(26:55):
should we even do this segment because people say they
already have the answer. Well, that's why we're rebranding it is.
I don't like that rebranding whatsoever to now.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
So a lot what I do as far as reporting
things and trying is in the effort of making the
world a better place. I want it, of course selfishly
for myself. I want things to be better, like oh,
I don't know a homeless person not running between cars
and screaming at the sky during a rush hour. But
also the smaller stuff. And this is a continuation of that,
but not locally at my at my complex, but out

(27:28):
in the wild, which is why I was like, maybe
I am I going too far, which is why I
even bring this up to begin.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
With, because I, like you said, this is the benefit
of society, not just yourself, right right right.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I'm not trying of course. I guess lex Luthor thought
he was trying to make the world a better place
to be. Yeah, so this is a gym stuff as usual.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
High five.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
And Morgan actually might want to chime in on this
a bit because it involves her. I love Planet Fitness.
I've been to probably two hundred Planet fitnesses around the
country or not, because they're great, They're everywhere, They're easy
to stop, been convenient, God forbid.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Not a sponsor, but could be.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Does their showers have curtains? Yeah, yeah, especially the newer ones,
they like door doors.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Is that a factor for you minutes?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
That's kind of the yeah, m well it was with
twenty four Hour Fitness because when I would go to
twenty four Hour Fitness in San Francisco, they had no curtains,
but when I went to Salt Lake City they had currents.
I'm like, they have say that's a bath house, sex clubs.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
No, well, then my high school was a bath house.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah, that's that's a cleanliness, et cetera. Because I've never
been to a public gym outside of I guess YMCA
when I was a kid. Hey anyway, So the point
is I was at a plant fitness, one of many,
and they have kind of an open area where you
can stretch and do whatever. And I noticed two guys Morgan.
One guy had boxing gloves on.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Ah cool, but not the place.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, well that's my point.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
The other I had focus mits for folks who'd know
those are those paths.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
They are like big, flat maybe ten inches by twelve
inches and the idage go just hit him.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
And it's loud if you're doing that yeah, when you're
not at a boxing.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Point exactly, sluts smack smacks, you know, it's fake leather
on fake leather. Yeah, And at first I thought, I
honestly thought, at first, oh, this Planet Fitness does boxing training,
because every Planet Fitness does, like has on the half
hour ebbs or cardio or you know, they have a
little you know that no one ever uses. But they
do have technically group training available. So I walk up

(29:24):
to the front and I'm looking at this guy and
I'm like, I looked at the person and the guy
who's boxing, like, oh, that's not a personal trainer. These
are just two guys screwing around making noise. So I
go up to the front, of course, but I listen
to no I phrased this.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I go, oh, you guys are doing boxing training now,
that's so awesome. Wait wait, so you did that to
the person at the desk.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
And people never unless it's exceptional situation, do I confront
the actual person?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Now?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Did they look like they could beat you up? Were
you scared of them?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Of course not, but.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You look.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
But also that goes back to my point, is I, uh,
two glances, I'm like, oh, that's not an actual trainer.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
That's not actual.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
These are just two guys screwing around. Yeah, exactly right, Bro,
you can tell you can tell the pros. So but
I did it so passive aggressively to the to the
stupid teenager up front, Oh my god, you guys are
that's great?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Can I join in in the boxing trainings?

Speaker 12 (30:18):
Like what?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
We don't have?

Speaker 8 (30:19):
What?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Because it was around that he couldn't see where they
were got it and like, oh, there's two guys with
you know, gloves and pads over there, you know, not sparring,
but training like I thought.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I was excited for a second that you guys offered boxing. Yeah,
but do you know officially if that's against the rules.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yes, personal training is against the rules, which I had
to report two people for my gym yesterday, of course.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
And you're assuming too that they brought the gloves. Yeah,
unless this was some revolutionary twenty second century planet fitness. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
And I think they even have a rule now you
can't have backpacks on the floor that they always had
that rule, yes, and they should have never even brought.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
People for that too. Don't even wow much time on it.
Just makes sure you know the nager has no idea.
What you're talking about, right, I said, Oh, He's like, yeah,
we don't.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
It's like there's some guys over there with pads and
he's like, what what over in like the free the
open area over there, there's two guys, you know, training.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
You can't hear that from over here. That's what I heard.
And I was excited at first. That was so happy.
And he's like, oh, no, we're not supposed to do that.
It's like, oh that's too bad. Oh well, I guess
you got to go tell them to stop. And then
I really wish you had personal boxing training. Did he
go tell? Indeed?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
He did.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
They're always unfortunately, they're always, you know, teenagers talking to adults.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
They're always so like meek, like yeah yeah, people like
forgot how to talk to people. They're just young employees,
especially when it's confrontation. I can get back into that.
My own puts the vacation of America.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
The United States.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
So the reason I even ask if this is an
the whole thing is number one, like Morgan said, it's noisy,
it takes up space and so on and so forth.
But these guys weren't really hurting anybody else there out
of the way. You know a lot of times you
see personal traders that got four different stations set up,
and there's it. They're just taking out the people can't
walk through there. It's yeah, that's why I even ask.
This is on your side?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Parenthe season, okay, but here's the question.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Was formerly, did you say something specifically because the noise
was so disruptive or because you just policy pammed and
knew they weren't supposed to be doing that.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Well, no other reason. That's why I bring it up, Lisa, Wow, Yeah,
you know is because yes, I noticed the noise, but
I wasn't in that area as much. I might have
spent thirty seconds over there. You're not wearing headphones.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I have my my gym headphones are the same as
my airplane headphones. I have one ear butt in so
I can listen to books. But I'm otherwise open to
the environment.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
I'm not always ready.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, yeah, swivel metal just in case something text in
two two nine eight seven. If Sea Bass is an
a hole, because I mean it was more than they were,
there's a it's really bothering you? Not real are you again?
Like what Gina is saying or Lisa is saying yeah, like, uh,
you just want to you knew it is against the rules,
so you just want to get more of the principle.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
It's more the you let the camel's nose under the
tent and assume the whole camel's inside, because I do
know and I saw it against Yeah, it's actually older
than all of us. Oh, you let them out. You
let personal traders set up with all their equipment on
their garbage. Eventually no one can get any to anything.
I guess because I see it happen all the time
of they've got mats and it was just two guys

(33:31):
because they're just standing up.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
One guy's got to pass the other guy. It doesn't. So, yeah,
you're right.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
That's why I bring it up, mants, because it was
more I know where this goes, as opposed to it
actually directly affecting me.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I figure, is this one that you go to regularly
in this location? Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
So here's a probably obvious question. Clearly, they're inside the
planet fitness. You have to be a member to be there, correct,
or you could be a guest if you have a guest,
because you can get so at least one of them
is a member.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Right, that's how the personal trainers get through the doors
like they're the meta gas for twenty five bucks. And
then here's my guest, aka the guy that doesn't belong here,
and I'm you know, so, is it.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Totally obvious in these situations that he is charging the
guy he's with to train him or do you think
they're just friends? Like I mean, I kind of need
to know more to.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
Me in this case.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
That's okay, Greg, In this case, because he didn't look
like an actual boxing trainer, you might be more correct.
It might just be too but who has nobody has,
No dude owns focus myths unless you do something boxing wise, okay,
and that's just not a thing you have. You just
do that out in the park, you know. You know
you don't do that in a gym, do you. Well,
they have explicit signs no personal do that in a

(34:36):
regular gym. Now that's also true.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
People don't. You might not know. We talk about it
on the air here and there. But Morgan, you go
almost every day and do this. Yeah, so you go
to an actual boxing gym?

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Yes, And so I guess I'll start by answering the
question because I would never go to a Planet Fitness
or any other place and do mitwork or even take
my gloves or even shadow box because it's just lame. Yeah,
it's kind of lambing out of place, except for.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
One maybe shout out the Planet Fit Fitness in Denton, Texas.
They have they brand new giant heavy.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Bags in the back. Morgan. Well, if they have that,
then right, but this is not that place. She's correct, So,
Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
You are not the a hole here. I think honestly,
I would have maybe said something to it would have
been annoying and distracting and just literally, like Mina said,
take it outside. You can go to the parking lot
and do that.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
But they're not like they're not doing it in between treadmills.
They're out of the way.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yes, go somewhere else, right, you should if you're But
if you're over there, Gina, Lisa, if you're over there
in that area, which is just note like stretching the yoga,
if you're trying to do yoga over there, is that's
gonna that's gonna suff for you.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Again, Sea bests on your side. Oh okay, yeah, you're
changing the well little by little. But see that's the thing,
is that what I've noticed about all these things that
I do that are you know, on the line kareny.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
As they say, is that people say, oh if it
bothers somebody. But people are are so meek and they're
just used to not getting results when they point out
flaws and systems or nothing's not working properly, snowballs.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
You've trained us to give up, that's true.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Your poor customer service has trained us not to say
anything like, oh, well it's not working.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
If I report it, nothing's going to happen. So who cares?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
That's a good point. What would Japan do.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Because that's their society.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Because I was tempted to say that you are the
a hole because quote it doesn't affect you, why do
you care? But I see your point because it makes
me think of people that set up stuff to sell
on the street, fruit food whatever.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
I saw fake laboobos on the street the other day.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Nice, which I get it. You're trying to make a living,
you're trying to do your thing is everybody and everybody is.
But you're setting up a fruit stand in somebody's driveway. Essentially,
that's not cool. It's not okay. So if there is
a rule that says you can't do personal training in
a gym, and that's what this guy is doing. You
could make the argument, Look, man, he's a trainer. He's

(36:59):
just trying to make a living. Do it in the park,
do it somewhere else. I say, you're not the.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
It's kind of like say he had a basketball and
they're in they're bouncing the basketball around like it's just
a different sport. It's not the place.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Not the place, especially for that kind of noise. But again,
I've been doing this for quite a while. I called
two personal trainers in my gym yesterday I saw and
again they put they had the mat out and the
walkway people can't get around. But also about complaining, which
again I'm very good at, is I was going to use.
I'm trying to set up a little get together high place.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Greg over it.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
We have a little fireplace after a fireplace. Not only
does the fire net work, the TV that's out there
doesn't work. And you're paying for that, right, you're paying
for that. And people say, well, how and so I
sent the message in and they'll say, and there's no
remote here, I can't turn this thing on, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well we'll go back to our security footage and see
when exactly this started probably months ago, right right?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
What does that matter?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
How about no, how about hey, thanks for bringing this
to our attention. We're going to fix it right away.
Something that you paid for it. Blah blah blah blah blah.
But again, they've trained your incompetence, as the menaces said,
for years now, bad Customer Service has trained us not
to even mention it.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Just yeah, well I guess that's broken forever. Well, that's
why I always go to the top because I wouldn't
even be dealing with the local person. I'll be finding
who the president is on LinkedIn for real. So, uh,
I don't know. I think we all agree that you're
not the A hole, but the audience might think different.
There keep on texting in two to nine eight seven
that some say, some say no, and some say code
Karen and Captain Ahole. Okay, see that's why, that's why

(38:22):
I'm very careful about all this. But we'll come back
to that. Yeah, now, Greg, I know you have a
story and it might be like you're an a whole.
I don't know. We'll I find out. I don't know,
we'll find out. We're gonna we're gonna find out coming
up the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
We will be right there the Woody Shoe Shoe.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, it's Friday, so what do the show? It's Menace
in Woody is out today. But we've been on this
topic of am I an a hole? And that was
with Sea Bass. Now, Greg, you said you had a
story to share with him everybody, and am I misrepresenting
it that it's a am I an a whole?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Story?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
A little bit?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yes' Because if being an a hole means you want
justice and legal action and you're just an ahole? Okay,
So if you want things to be the way they're
supposed to be, yet there, you're an a whole. So okay,
But no, I mean the question is correct, am I
the a hole? I'll give you the floor. I told
Gina this story already and you were quite incredulous.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Means the reaction.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
I got, it's hard not to be on Greg on
your side on the right, okay, okay, So but we
challenge you to see it differently.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah. So I have had this issue and I've brought
it up many times where I go I go to
the grocery store on a daily basis because I hate
to stock up, right.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Like old people do because they have nothing else to
do with their life.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yes, that's the point of going to the grocery stores
because I have nothing to do nothing, and uh, old
people do that, right, And I'm old. So I'm at
the grocery store all the time. And as I've told
you in the past, I have a problem with they
ring up the wrong price.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
You onn stent Lee, you talk about this all the time,
and I go out to stores and I feel like
I never have issue because nobody else notices it.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Is this a produce thing, primarily Greg, it's produce, it's
birthday cakes, it's dog food. Which is this case?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Okay, not to stop you down, just real quick, I
just want to survey the room. You guys go to stores, right,
do you find this to be a major issue of
having the prices be different when they get rung up?

Speaker 8 (40:34):
I will say yes about maybe twenty percent of the time, okay,
because either there's like a promo that somebody doesn't realize,
or maybe there's a different ad or something rings up differently.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
It's not on the computer system. But the thing is,
the cashiers really don't care you all. I only have
that issue when I don't put in my member code
or something like that, and then the price is different,
right anybody else? I think of the time, you're just
ringing it up and moving along and you don't notice.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Okay, The reason I noticed is because it happens to
me one hundred percent of the I mean, I'm talking
one hundred percent. And is it small you know dollar amounts? Yes,
that's not the point. It's the principle, right. So a
couple recent examples, and you mentioned produce sea bass. It
says like green onions ninety nine cents or whatever. It

(41:19):
rings up a dollar nine. It's only a dime, I
get it, but it's my dime. It's not your dime.
Garlic two for a dollar. That would make how many
garlics for fifty cents? One?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Half a dollar? Fifty cents? It rings up fifty nine cents.
Is fifty nine cents half of a dollar? I don't
think so. So I usually make my dog's food, but
I would get lazy sometimes and I'll buy one of
those bags of food. It's like a big bag. It's
the multi protein recipe. Refrigerated medicine. What does this price
tag say?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Twenty dollars and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Twenty dollars and ninety nine cents exactly. So I buy
the dog food. It rings up twenty one ninety nine.
So I called the cashier over and I'm at the
self checkout, and I said, hey, this rang up wrong.
It's supposed to be twenty ninety nine, not twenty one
ninety nine. And they said, okay, I'll fix that. It
happened again, Okay, I'll fix that. So the third time
I do this, I knew in advance it's gonna ring

(42:16):
up wrong. Right, So I take a photo that I
just showed you of the price today, right, And I'm
about to go to self checkout. And as I told Gina,
before I go to self checkout, I google the owner
of this grocery chain and their policy what happens if
a price rings up wrong? And they have a policy,

(42:39):
according to them, not according to me. According to them,
if a price rings up incorrectly too high, you get
that item for free. I've heard that, right.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I heard that you should be getting free, so I
should be getting a free back and dog food, right.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
So I go up. It rings up twenty one ninety nine. Nice,
and in my head like, I'm.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Good dog food for twenty bucks rip.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
So I call him over and I said, hey, this
rang up wrong. And he said, oh, okay, I'll take
the dollar off. And I said, you know what, I
actually just looked up your policy and I'm supposed to
get it for free. And he said, yeah, you can
talk to a manager if you want. Okay, Yes, I said, sure,
I'll do that. So I finished the transaction, I pay
for it. I go to the manager, strap in everybody
and I said, yeah, Hi, you might recognize me. I'm

(43:28):
here seven days.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
A week, pictures on the wall.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Oh yes, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I thought you were here.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Sorry, And I said, look, I rang up this dog
food for and it rang up wrong. And I looked
up your store policy and it says if something rings
up too high, you get that item for free. Yep,
and I quote, I quote, yeah, we don't do that
no more.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
We don't do that no more.

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Now.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
This is a policy that you pulled up on their
current website on the moment, the most current one I
could find. Yes, And they also had it on their Twitter,
this is our policy. They had it on the website.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Very proud of this policy. Yeah, they want to. Sure,
they want it because they're trying to build, you know, exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
So I said, okay, am I misunderstanding. You have a policy,
but you don't follow the policy. Yeah, we don't do
that no more. And I said, okay, wait, you.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Don't have anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
First of all, why when did this policy stop? I
don't know, And I said, so is it not effective?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
We don't do that no more. And I said, uh, okay,
so I don't get the item for free, even though
your policy says I do. And she noticed what the
item was a twenty one dollars bag of dog food,
and she said, we're not going to give you that
for free. So if it was if it was a
fifty cent thing a garlic, you would, But if it's

(44:53):
a twenty one dollars bag of dog.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Food, you want to Yeah, your highness side and know
you decide right, So take.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
It one step further, I said, fitt, I don't want
to stand here anymore. You know, I leave, Well, you
bow down. I called the one eight hundred number and
I asked them, what is your current policy about ringing
up a price?

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I couldn't if you had a gun to my head.
Tell you what they explained to me they could. They
didn't even know it made no sense.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Surprised you found a human being?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah, oh that was another ordeal in itself. I cannot
figure out if this is the current policy or not.
The people at the people that at the place that
owns this chain didn't even understand what I was talking about.
I said, I need to know your policy if it
rings up wrong, and I'm looking out for the world.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
This is illegally update their website. This is full lass
action worthy.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Yeah, I told the.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Manager, I said, you know that Lowe's, the home improvement store,
recently got fined five million bucks for doing just this thing,
and then a grocery chain in another part of the
state just got fined three million dollars for doing just
this same thing. And she said, I hope that doesn't
happen here. And I ended with, well, it's going to older.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
You just got served. So what do you think, Well
on double chat look to be fair, I would need
to see the website myself, just a confirm. I'm looking
at it right now. In fact, like Greg said, they
even made a point to tweet this out right now.
This is the last time I was tweeted how long
two years ago?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
It was a tweet okay, but they haven't revised it
that When did they publicly say we changed it? Or
when did they publicly tweet we don't do that no more.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, I don't care about Twitter because again, yeah, that
could be an old tweet, but I would like to
see their actual website and double confirm. Yeah, me too,
that is this is a current policy. I mean, did
they at least give you offer a dollar they took
they corrected the price, okay, which you got your ship.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I got the dollar off.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Right, So go through that every time is so damnoy.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
And with the weird thing too. About a week later
needed more dog food, Mario went and got it. They
rang it up wrong again, So even then they they
know I have anything.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
This is the current policy where you get items for free,
because then it would just be the free grocery store.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Oh my god, I would go even I would go
eight days.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Does this always happen to you at the same story.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, Now it goes back to my original question, does
this happen to everybody? Because it might just be this
location because soundly from the management, it might be a
location it might be a location I have breaking news.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
I'm looking at one of those websites that you know,
consumer report type websites, and apparently this chain does this
all the time everywhere allegedly.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Okay again, I need to see their actual website and
read it from myself to see if it's a current
put either way, they didn't sound like just your low.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
This sounds like a nation, which is strange because you
see there are people that go through with guns and
are checking prices like that's a daily, a big.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Big deal to make sure everything was current.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
And that was one of the excuses. Best. She said
that the woman who does the price checks only works
one day a week. And we're really understand, I said, really,
because this has been going on. From what I'm paying,
I should be paying for the worker.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Yeah, right, for real, you need to do a little
test and go buy more things and see at what
price that rule still applies. Like will they give you
the garlic for free?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Will? We're some texts that they probably have it in
the store somewhere if you look around. Yeah, probably all right, Well,
keep on texting in be a part of it. Is
Greg and Ahole two two nine eight seven. Uh, Actually,
since you guys are bringing it up, I had something
happened to me last night that I think I should share.
Oh good, I know apparently, Or am I doing the

(48:58):
right thing? Actually, you know what, let me ask you?
Was I being extra? That's going to be the question
two to nine eight seven? Uh, well, we'll get to
that in a bit. It is the Woody Showy, but
you were here now? Now is the show? It's the
Woody Show. It's a Friday morning. Woody is not here today,

(49:20):
so we're all filling in and we've been asking people
is Greg gory Ahl when it comes to his grocery
situation where prices are off and people have been texting
right now two to nine eighty seven? And was Greg
being extra by going to the management And most people
are about policies? What are people saying?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Most people are saying, no, not the a whole. You
are a room full of a hole. So everybody's getting
people saying this happens to be all the time. He
is not the a hole. He is the sass hole
I like now, not an a hole for that. If
he shorted the store a dollar, they would say he
stole the food.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
That's exactly hell no.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Greg is not the a hole. When I worked at
a grocery store, we had to do this all the time,
make sure that items were priced correctly. This is straight
up false advertiser.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
If you them one dollar, you would be tased and
zip tied in the parking lot. Perhaps this is ridiculous. Yeah, well,
I have a quick story, real quick, and it happened
to me last night. Now I want to know if
I am an a whole or was I be an extra.
So I wanted to get a haircut really bad. And
I usually go to Floyd's in north Ridge. And the

(50:30):
reason I'm I'm shouting out the certain location because this
is they are franchised, so not it's not all the
same owners for all the locations. So I look up
on the website and it said available time six fifteen.
I go, oh, that's kind of late. I still got
to do my late night monologue, which we're gonna be
doing up next. I gotta write this, I gotta get
some sleep, all this kind of stuff. But I took

(50:52):
the appointment. I showed up at six fifteen and then
they told me your barber is late. They're gonna be
a half hour late. Oh man, Damn. That really puts
me behind. But I guess I'll stay here for a
half hour. So it's six forty five. Guess who is
not there for barber?

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Another barber freeze up because she just finished somebody and
now there was another customer in there. She took the
other customer, who I'm guessing had an appointment with her,
but she saw me sit in there for a half hour.
She knows I talked to her like, hey, I would
like to get a haircut. I'm kind of in a

(51:34):
bind here, took the other customer. Anyways, I waited till
seven o'clock. The barber is still not there.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
If it's sitting at this place for forty five minutes,
told me.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Then it's totally not me. But I was like, Okay,
maybe I can try to write some of the monologue
while I'm waiting or whatever, which I couldn't because I
was upset, as am I being extra at this point,
because you know me of getting on the LinkedIn And
so I found the president of the company of Floyd's
on LinkedIn, and I also found her personal cell phone number,

(52:09):
and and I texted her and I said, hey, my
barber is late. That was assigned to me and there
was a free barber, but they passed me up. Is
that you know protocol that personal cell phone? Or yeah?
Or should that or should that barber of taking me? Well,

(52:31):
it should have been the late story man.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Uh, the president has not texted me back yet, but
I know for sure it's her number because I have
a thing where I can reverse the number and see
who it is. And it was because she was because
she was in She lives in another state, so it
was late when I texted her, so she has not
hit me back yet. But was am I the A hole?

(52:56):
Even though I waited forty five minutes and they passed
me up? And they had a bar extra bar barber,
the bartender and barber that could take any flustered or
am I being extra? Is two different things? Yeah, they're different.
I don't think you're the a hoole. I do think
you're one thousand percent extra.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Okay, Yeah, you're definitely extra.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
The barber is the a hole.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
For not showing up, and they're well those kind of
places are notoriously like Yeah I don't know man.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yea, yeah, okay, Now going back to like if you
if I just like didn't do anything. I didn't reach
out to the president of the company. You're bitch, Yeah, like,
I mean, what changes do then they know? Okay, I
cannot be on time ever. I mean you're definitely blocked
and on a list. Now yeah, good point.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
So did you just end up leaving?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah? I just end up leaving and then shout out
to Members International and Mission Hills, California. I went and
got a haircut there and they were awesome. So Members International,
check them out, California.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Everything you had just gone through.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
We just got a haircut because I had to get
to bed and I have to do my late, my
late night monologue. Them all flushed, definitely extra okay, ted extra?
All right, Well, coming up next is my late night monologue,
and I'm sure it's gonna be great because I'm no
sleep and I barely had time to write it. But
we're gonna try to have some fun together. It is
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
He's our missile now. It is The Woody Show on
a Friday, and a lot of people are still texting
where's Woody?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Where is he?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It's got the day off today, He's going to be
back on Monday.

Speaker 11 (54:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It is a Friday and it's a special Friday because
Menace is going to grace us with his late night monologue.
Weekend reviews always good.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I hope you got a diaper on.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Kind of the peeing, front of the peeing from the laughter.
And here, well, this week, Eminem became a grandfather again.
This is crazy. It's like, Morgan, you can be this
baby's great grandmother. Morgan is so old. Sean Connery would

(55:12):
help her across the street. And he's dead.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Oh no, I'm sensing a theme here already.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, Seann last week, get it because he's dead.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Last week we got to take a tour Jay Leno's
garage and Greg was cracking up Jay with a ton
of jokes. And but you didn't share that one joke, Greg,
that one you know you remember that one right.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh, the one about the dude in the Soviet Union
buying a car, No no no, or the dots.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
One no no no, that other one and said check
my oil and all Joe and your carburetor. Did you
forget the best one guy I was talking about? Maybe
that was more of a statement on joke, but I
don't know. I thought it was funny, all right. Obesie
rates are down in America and it's like, oh, really,

(56:00):
they invented a magical shot that keeps everybody from eating.
Now everyone's skinny, crazy. Right, next thing, you're gonna tell
me the sky is blue? And Greg, is it a
ravenous whorey?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Next thing, you know, you're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
One thing least to another. Yeah, all right. A founding
member of the band Kiss has died. Yeah, Unfortunately, that
bitch that killed Selena is still alive. It's like, death,
you got this bitty bitty bum her ass out of
here already. You know what I'm saying. What's taking you
so long?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Come on, Death.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Also, I have a few suggestions Death, you know I
want to show. Uh, I'll share them later, all right, Yeah, alright,
thanks dude. Kevin Fairline says the situation with Britney Spears
is ten times worse than you think, ten times worse.
That's like being married to Kevin Fairline kill. All right,

(56:59):
rim shot there, I guess. Okay. An object known as
Atlas is coming towards Earth and uh, it's gonna be
here by November. And this guy from Harvard says it
might have aliens. So Greg, let me ask you do
you want to be docked or probe. Okay, well I

(57:20):
think probe and you want to practice? Okay, all right,
all right, anyone want to here buy any bitcoin lately?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Not?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Okay, Well I bought this. I bought this new bigcoin
is called Bunghole.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah, you use it to buy use it to buy
passes a day spas and Martini's.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Oh yeah, now I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I like that now I'm getting all right. Anyway, it's
a solid investment. Yeah all right, Uh, it's all some.
It's an awesome time of the year. You know, sports
is happening all over the place, and people keep on
talking politics. You know, it's really bringing America together. Oh wait,
it's not. It's just a big turd sandwich. And I mean,

(58:12):
uh yeah, eat up, my friends. All right, there we go.
There's the rimshot I'm looking for. Enjoy that. Anyways, we
have a great show for you, The howk To of
Girl is here, and uh we have music by movie
and that is your weekend review. Sorry I told you
I got really thrown off by that haircut. Places.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Where's the jokes that you were going to get to?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, death list the people, you know? Okay, So if
you had to pick one person.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
To go first, got me first one.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I brought it up.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Come back to me.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Oh, all right, I don't have anybody. I'll go with
Kim Jong guests safe. Guess that's at card Arcs. Kiddy. Yeah,
I think we're all okay with that dictator of North Korea.
He loves basketball. It can't be that bad. Bright anyways, disagree.

(59:14):
Coming up, we have fail stories and this could have
been a starting off the fail segment. And yesterday we
did have a fail when we're trying to get the
delivery guy to come upstairs and give him some gift
cards and spin the wheel. But we will be doing
that later on this morning. We're gonna try it again.
It is a driver appreciation week here on The Woody Show.

(59:36):
In Menace. I got you a cheat seat of phrases
in different languages in case that's an issue. This okay, Yeah,
because yesterday we had a little communication problem. If you
have not seen the videos, go to our instagram at
the Woody Show on Instagram. And yeah, if you're just
tuning in the first time. This week, we have a
delivery driver come by the building and we try to
talk them into coming upstairs and spinning a wheel for

(59:58):
gift cards up and they can win hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah and guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah. And we had three people come up already and
then we had one fail yesterday. But coming up next
is the Friday fail stories on the Woody Show. What
he is not here today? He is picking up a plane.
I don't want to just say he's off, Greg because
the conspiracy Yeah day off Yeah, Reddit comes, Oh my god,
what's he doing? What is happening? He's just buying a plane.

(01:00:25):
Best life. Yeah, and Sammy is out of wed. Yeah,
it's the Woody Show. It's Friday wood He is picking
up his plane and flying back to our studio, Lucky
and maybe he'll park it outside.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
We can check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Do it, buzz by an with him to get back.
I think he does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
He does.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Yeah, he's out And then f Y, you are listening
for almost Monday to try to win some Dodgers tickets.
But right now we are going to do Friday fail stories.
We're well, we'll attempt to do it without and uh,
we've already had a couple of failed stories this morning,
like me doing the monologue.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Kicked it off, right, I think it was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Yeah, it was, it was all right? And Greg, are
you gonna help read the stories today? I won't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I won't only help, I'll just read them. Okay, thank god?

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Yeah, so we know what we're supposed to sing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Yeah, of course, don't worry, Morgan, we got this. The
only thing we're not going to fail out walking. I
don't remember them, remember the stink in Oh, bega ultra gigantic, uber,
enormous massive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Alright, so it was like a menace solo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Yeah, you know what one what he says, Oh, that
was great. That was I never know when it was
great or not. This one was not great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Yeah, they all kind of sound not great.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Had a little pepper on it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
We'll start over in North Carolina. A dog, little duke,
and just chilling at home when its owner was out
for the day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
The owner just happens to be a firefighter, and he
got an alert on his phone that there was a
fire at the house. Now you're asking yourself, how did
this fire start? Well, the dog had found a lithium battery,
brought it over to the rug and started playing with
it like it was some sort of chew toy bit
into it, and when he did, the battery caught fire
and it ignited. Now luckily, I guess, so nobody was hurt.

(01:02:45):
The dog is okay as well. Firefighters are warning people
to be extra careful with those lithium batteries.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
It turns out if yeah, you might catch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I didn't know that happened either. Uh, this is a
funny one. I saw a photo of this in the news.
A cop in California, out on patrol noticed a car
drive by. Everything looked normal at first, but then he
realized something was not quite right, got the driver to
pull over, took a closer look, and figured it all out.
So not only was the license plate fake, it was
hand drawn, and the cop this is not the first

(01:03:18):
time we've heard it's definitely not. That's a bigger problem
than no license plate at all. And the screams like, uh,
pulled me over. Yeah, board, So the cop pulled the
driver over, and that's when the driver explained that they
tried to make it look legit, and they even drew
a little d MV website at the bottom this thing.

(01:03:38):
It almost looked real. I did a pretty good job
of it for a homemade license plate. Now the kicker
is that the plate number and the tags are legit.
This is for that car. It's just hand drawn. But
the driver lost the actual license plate, didn't want to
pay for a replacement, so he drew up this DIY paper.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
I get this.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
I get where he was going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
This might be something Greig gory thing, I think, actually
I get it. But how do you lose a license plate?

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
Well, it's just put it on fell off somewhere. Yeah,
And also we don't know he could have been driving
around for a long time with this fake one. Did
it say how long he'd been on the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Probably the first time, doesn't get a warning. By the way,
you never notice anything with certain areas with license plates.
Because there's this one area that I go and I
hang out in, uh in the Coachella Valley. They're all
about to sparkly license plate like covers.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
And then I heard I was reading an article in
Vegas they're straight up about like not having any license
plates at all. They're just driving around like crazy with
no license.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
You're just asking to get pulled over.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
There's certain areas where they just don't pull you over,
like this stuff which men have pulled for the longest
time with his he had paper plates or whatever. Yeah, dude,
I was going over bridges not paying for years. There
are certain states where that just would not fly. You'd
be less than a day, you'd be screwed, but not
in certain places.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Well, in this case, the cop was not taking the excuse.
He slapped the guy with a two hundred dollars fine
and just an FYI, it would have only cost twenty
seven dollars to get the actual new plate. Okay, he
wanted money and now he was paying two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I got fat.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
It's like a billion dollars billion dollars. Also, in the
lead up to this year's Holy War college football game
between Utah and BYU fans or button heads online and
one guy took it way too far. So in a
back and forth Twitter exchange, one BYU fan said he
would be at the game and that any Utah fan
he saw was dead and followed it up with quote

(01:05:42):
mark my words. And then another fan told him to
log off, and the guy responded by saying, quote anyone
wearing red on Saturday is getting shot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Okay, so bound down.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Saw men got reported to the police, but not before
the man doubled down on his threat by saying people
should come to the stadium and quote enjoy a bullet
to the head, bring your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Toy was not stopping, idiot, I can't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
So cops tracked this nut job down. He got arrested,
and he was taken to fail.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
Jim didn't even get to watch the sale.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
He represented his team well you know, yeah, and scared bright.
It worked, and then finally this seventy year old dude
finally had his lifelong secret come out. And the secret
was no menace. Not that he's gay, that's always a
good one, not that he had an affair in some
sort of secret family. His secret was that he was

(01:06:34):
a millionaire. Oh now, he became a millionaire faking being
blind so he could cash in on disability payments. He
actually did get declared blind over fifty years ago after
this work accident, and he collected over a million bucks
in disability ever since that. But authorities got wind of
what was happening. I guess they got some sort of tips,

(01:06:57):
so they followed this guy around, recorded him, caught him
faking his blindness. After they saw him doing yard work,
including using tools that would be mega dangerous if you
were actually blind. He was also seen carefully checking produce
at the grocery store before buying it. So they followed
the guy around for two months before finally collecting enough
evidence to bust him. The dude got arrested and indicted

(01:07:19):
for fraud against the state. I fail.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Now that sounds like not a fil It sounds like
he made a million dollars and had few years of
great time and it was making a rain. That sounds
pretty cool. Remember when Stevie Wonder walked into our office
by himself, I do, and asked where the bathroom was
I do. I'm just saying there's a lot of conspiracy
and there's a lot of videos out there. Yeah somebody
sound driving? Yeah yeah, yeah. He would do that to

(01:07:45):
people that come over to his house. It's like, let's
gool in my.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Car and listen to some music. A video out there
somewhere where he cashes like a microphone.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't mean he's he sees nothing
but you know, nothingness, but he's probably pretty blank.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Yeah yeah, find out some Yeah, one day the truth
will come out. Stevie, you're listening to the Woody Show.
What he is actually picking up his airplane? So if
you keep on texting and where what he is at? Also, Sammy,
she's out at a wedding in MAUI. Yeah, yeah, just
having a good old time. They're getting married or getting
married maybe yeah, Elope, Elope?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Elope? Elope? Yeah? I never understand what that is. That
is that when you just get married, not tell anybody. Yeah,
and liked what you did this, yes, yeah, but that
was just I had that plan because I want to
have a big party after and I want everybody to
show up. And I figured like, oh, they're already married,
they're not going to come.

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Yeah, but eloping means like your parents aren't even there,
and I think at least your spouse's parents were there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Right, here's a legal question. Do you plan to elope
or is it kind of a spur of the moment thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I think you can plan to a lobe you do. Yeah, okay,
it's kidnapped.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Without saying names. I have a friend who is getting
married and told us recently that we're eloping next year.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Yeah. I thought it means you're just going off alone
to get married. Is it implied that it's a secret
I will say this, Greg, I think you're correct. The
traditional meaning of a lope does have undercurrents of secrecy,
and especially without parental consent, like a shotgun situation.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I think it's almost a spur of the moment thing
these days.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
I think it just means like, oh, we're going to
lope in Mexico next year. It's just going to be us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
So it's kind of changed, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Or maybe they're like Greg on the secret and he's
the only one that knows that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Maybe I didn't think you planned it. I thought it
was just like, you know what, let's get married tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
And they used to say, like you put a ladder
up and she climbed out of her window and they eloped.
Like I don't think that's a thing anymore. Well, anyways,
they're not here. It's a woody shell.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
More woody?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Who am?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
I show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Piece of news this morning that I saw and is
kind of everywhere? Ace Fralia Kiss died.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Oh no, a starchild And.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
If I read it right, apparently he tripped and fell,
hid his head in a studio, then had a brain
bleed and was on life support. But I think the
trip and fall happened, not yesterday or anything. I think
it was wild again.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
You know, it takes a while sometimes, Okay, I mean
I hate my head in Mexico a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
They're still suffering from that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Has anybody met him in the past.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I've met him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
He was super weird but very nice. And remember that rumor,
like from our childhood that he was living under a
bridge or was that Peter Chris?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
It might have been everybody freak. Might have been both, right,
because they both kind of had a fall from grace.
Then they had that reunion.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Yeah, that was short lived and that was done. And
then there was like two kiss bands right like he
was in one of them.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
He was doing the East Freely Band, which is like
a version of it. And then Geane and Paul got upset, surprising,
you know, because they're douches. Yeah, well, Paul's a douche. Sorry,
Paul's the juice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Don't it a super fun interaction.

Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
He was the most pretentious person I've ever had walked
through a studio. Paul odd but nice. He came up
to me and he was sorry. Jean Jean was very nice.
He came up to me and was like, Oh, nice
to meet you. So what band are you in?

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Not in a band? Yeah you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Oh you look like this You're not a band. I understand,
like non a band?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Man, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Okay cool, look at the other guy, Paul, Yeah, douchee
all right, but is man?

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Ace though, man, everybody that's ever met Ace from the
music world has said he's just was a sweetheartt of
a person in an awesome talented guy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Well that kind of sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
IV Yeah all right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:36):
P S.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Freeley l A Sports? What's uh? What's going down in
so Sports? With Jeff g more than Jeff.

Speaker 11 (01:11:47):
Good morning, squad. Dodgers are one game away from the
World Series. They beat the Brewers yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
That's a live round the center field. That's down clip
as hid here, Tom Smith.

Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
Felix got a great ard.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
It's cut off in time. Tommy up Man puts the
doctors at fuck.

Speaker 11 (01:12:06):
We gotta shout out Tyler Glass now he pitched his
ass off again yesterday. Dodgers are looking to complete the sweep.
The Brooms will be out tonight at Chavez Ravine. Otani
is on the mound. That is a five thirty start.
But Mookie Betts knows the job isn't done yet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Honestly, I have zero emotions. We're up, but you know why,
Kobe said his job's not done.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
So we got to keep going and just keep a
fine pressure.

Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
That's right, Mookie, love that Mamba mentality. Catch all the
action tonight on AM five to seventy LA Sports on
your radio or on the free iHeartRadio app. By the way,
in the ALCS, Blue Jays won again yesterday. That series
is even. Game number five today. In the NFL, Bengals
beat the Steelers last night. Rams have an early game
on Sunday at six thirty am. They're taking on the

(01:12:50):
Jags live from London, and then the Chargers versus the
Colts at Sofar at one pm on Sunday. NBA preseason
Clippers and Warriors tonight at seven, and the Kings are
at Crypto dot Com taken on the Lakers tonight. Hockey
Kings and Ducks both lost last night. Carolina at Crypto
taking on the Kings tomorrow, Ducks in Chicago on Sunday.
And finally, college football Great Weekend Maryland at UCLA at

(01:13:14):
four pm tomorrow. Bruins looking to make it three wins
in a row. And USC Notre Dame live from South Bend, Indiana.
That is a four thirty start tomorrow. Have a great
sports weekend. I'm Jeff G And that's a so cal sports.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Thank you, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
It's weird because what he's having a great day obviously
off to pick up his plane, but coming off of
a night where the Steelers lost the Bengals teams right
brutal Craig.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
I think we might have color ninety eight right now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
I hope.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
So Hello, who's this Hi? My name is a Nahi Nahi?
Where are you from? Anahi?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Up Blaine to California?

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Upland? Well, check this out, a Nahi, you're going to
alter ego.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
No Dodgers, he's going to do.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Better.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
That's Dodgers madness.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
You can just confuse me by doing the whole setup
of the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Well because almost Monday is going to be there, but
now he's going to be at Dodgers tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Are confusing things, guys?

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
Sorry?

Speaker 12 (01:14:20):
Not he perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
I think she's even having That's what she wanted. It's
more of a rare ticket at this point. You know
what you're going to alter?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Its changed his mind. Yeah, if there's a game five
tomorrow that's where you're gonna be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
You'll be there in the club seats, the free food,
the great views. It's gonna be a great time. And
guess what if they win and if they sweep, then
we all win.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
So either way it's for a loss. Are you ready
for a loss?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Innahi?

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Are you a true fee? See? We love her, love
her even more? Okay, but great job getting through and
he and love try gets altered ego.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
All right, congrats Nahi.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
All right, Well we're just you know, appiling on the
Friday fail story. We might have another fail coming up
because we're going to do the delivery appreciation week and
we're gonna try to get another delivery driver to come
upstairs and spin the wheel for prizes. But you want
to do like some prep this time around. I think
this might help.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
I do think this is a great little fun game
we do for this week. It's a fun thing and
helping out, helping out people who don't make a ton
of money. I was again, I was a food delivery driver.
But as we some people were predicted, there are issues
with translation. Sometimes we had a language barrier multiple times
just in our week of doing this, we've had that problem.
So I chose Spanish, Armenian, Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese and Russian. Okay,

(01:15:48):
and I prettied you had a little cheat sheet so
that menace, you can if they have if they don't
speak English very well, you can speak to them in
their native tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
And this is this is what the I'll give you
the it's supposed to say, is hi, I work for
a radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Upstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
We're giving away gift cards worth a lot of money
to delivery drivers. Please follow me upstairs and you can
win a big product.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Please.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
That's not sketchy at all. Well, that's why you have
Morgan there, So there's a one involved.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Yeah, so menace, you don't want to do that off
the cuff now now, don't cold read this right right
right now, But there are thanks to the fine people
at groc Elon love you. They provide a Romanized meaning
in the Romance or Latin script the words for you there,
so you don't have to read Armenian Japanese transliteration right exactly.

(01:16:37):
So I think we Armenian was our issue yesterday, right,
mens Yeah, so why don't we try that one? So
you want to read that middle column that says romanized translation.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Yeah and uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
So this is again a high I work at a
radio station upstairs. Let's start with that first sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
I wonder if you could even read the English sentence.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Hi, I work at a radio station upstairs. Part we're
giving out gift cards. Okay, all right, this so this
is Ourmenian?

Speaker 13 (01:17:05):
This is a bavier Yes, ash matum m very very
radio camillamchham.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Tails eke shot yeah, pooh han our pool pool it's
poo ha g okay a poke, I guess our gene.
It's all a question. It's like a different language. Gun,

(01:17:39):
it is a different language. Sport. Actually that's Armenian. Aren't
you listening all Armenian? Yeah, gun hon, it's I think
it's pronounced new Marchianican. Got her? Okay, you're better off
pointing at it now. Greg, you're an expert in language.

(01:18:03):
Let's go for you for the Chinese. No, no way, no,
I want him to do Armenian. Oh, there's no way,
but the Romans version the middle one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Okay, yes, katum m verreve radia mink talis and shot
pol our joke goo Marcian Yeah, character Arachmann vorderneran, So.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Why are you throwing a Russian accident on it? Sixty
six just texted in I'm Armenian.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
Are we sure menace wasn't reading whatever language the minions speaking.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Wow, this is borderline impossible. Oh please, we got that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
I like that maybe pointing at it. Yes, yeah, that's
the way.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Has the original language. Middle column has the English, the
Romance version that the right column has the English. This
is really good that what they do they retranslate what
they give you so that you can see, because it's
not gonna be perfect, of course, but you can see.
Oh I'm I'm being a little clunky, but it's it's
it's verifying that you're saying what you think you mean.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Why don't why don't we give Spanish a try?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
I think should give Japanese a try?

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Yeah, Japanese. You can do Chinese after me? Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
So again this is a higher ork the radio station upstairs,
ka kyoko de hat all right, I imasu no problem.
That was actually we're giving away high value gift cars
to deliver DRIVERSI shite the dozo, which is please please

(01:19:43):
follow me upstairs, dozousi ka.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
The problem is we don't have anybody speaks Japanese. Then
like even sounds good.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Well, Oka, let's go to the Chinese in the minus
back page.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
There, Okay, I have been to China. Yeah, and he
loves the Chinese people, he loves their government. Everyone should
definitely go visit China. It's fun, all right? Uhn how okay?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Uh oo zan lo shang d guadobo di nati going bazoomba?
And then one says woman was does that actually say women?
It says let's get a little little exc So the

(01:20:31):
problem with this is every every sound you make in
Chinese and Mandarin is a different word.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
So you have to do the in like like you
have to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
You have to know what the intonations are. Really lean
into that. We could have been super smart and bought
the new AirPods.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
I do appreciate, uh there's new AirPods for that, but
like that's only them coming at you, that's not you
going back at them. Yeah, but no, we could have
bought two pairs.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Drive put holes and follow me upstairs.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
You'll get one though, because what is for the next driver. No,
we could have bought more.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:09):
We're figuring this out, people, I'm sure we.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Can afford a couple of air pods.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
If I were doing this in real time, I would
do I would do the translation or the Google Buds,
which have been doing this for years androids. I would
do that and then hook it up to some sort
of tablet on my chest so that because as your
as your because like those the Google as you're speaking
in English, you could set that from English to whatever
and it'll type out essentially what you say. I did

(01:21:34):
that with a lady who speaks to Portuguese a while ago.
It was pretty damn good. Almost real times.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
See, we're workshopping this. I was talking about this the
other day. I'm like, I'm really enjoying this delivery segment
and I don't think it should just be this week.
I think we should just like do it random times
and then maybe, you know, we can come up with
this whole suit idea that or we can have like
double Deer style stunts for them too, or.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
The ice cream with us stairs. The big blow up
pool has a gift card. The guy's walking up, he's like, oh,
check it out, and you know how et cetera, et cetera. Yeah,
and then he's like one hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
and that tosses it in the shaving cream.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Alizard for the eight says I'm Chinese. Hello, was the
only thing I understood.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Morgan makes a good point. I'm glad we're figuring this
out on. That's how we do it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I mean, you live and you learn.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
The biggest issue.

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Yeah, well we're doing it though.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Yeah, we're killing it apparently. Well, we'll find out if
we can get driver number five to come upstairs pretty soon.
He's on his way right now.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
To finish strong follow Does his name give us any
kind of clue what his ethnicity?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Edmund? Okay, it could be or Spanish, yeah, bal British guy, yeah,
Edmund right there, yeah, right there. You see that's not
how It could also be an English englishization some other right. Yeah,
his real name could be Todd or something. We met
someone from South Korea the other day. His name is
Bob yep. True. All right, Well you're listening to the

(01:23:15):
wood Show. Woody is off today. He is picking up
his airplane. Sammy is in Hawaii. But we're holding down
the fort here and still doing a bunch of giveaways
like the Dodgers and alter Ego and coming up next,
we're gonna find out can we get driver number five
to come upstairs the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
It's a Friday morning, and it's day five. I should
mention Woody is out today. He's picking up his plane.
He'll be back Monday.

Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
It's day five of delivery driver Appreciation Week on The
Woody Show. So we've been having menace order stuff which
everybody benefits from that fattening week. Donuto belt, Yeah, I
forgot to ask you, Madas, what is you order today?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Today? I ordered Jack in a Box?

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
Yeah, a variety of Jack in a Box items.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
And I think I see the delivery driver.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
He's like on the other side of the property.

Speaker 9 (01:24:11):
He's walking towards me. Oh, he looks like he's a professional.
He has a hot bag and everything. He's slowly walking
towards him, trying to get him to walk closer to
me because it's closer to the door. It's harder to
say no when it's the doors right there. But oh yeah, so, uh,
what's up man?

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
We're doing a driver appreciation week right now where Yeah,
we're a radio station, and uh, we have people go
up and spin prizes to win hundreds of dollars. Well,
we will love for you to come upstairs.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
And we'll get it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
You're a guaranteed to win more money right now, and
I'll and I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Tip you big.

Speaker 12 (01:24:50):
I swear you want to go. Yeah, all right, he's down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Just one. Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
I swear to God.

Speaker 9 (01:24:57):
Spin prizes, dude, you gotta have fun all success alrighttairs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Okay, so still some time right up? Okay, come upstairs,
we'll spin and win. In the meantime, I want to
I think that we've become so jaded when it comes
to deliveries. As you know, I'm new new ish to Amazon.
I was like an instant Amazon added, but it's an
expert to Greg, and I'm a new expert at it.

(01:25:23):
But we're so jaded because two days ago I wanted
to order some gas pedal covers. Okay, so they look
like they're stainless steel thing. So I got these gas
pedal covers, right. I ordered them at I don't know,
five six pm, and I got that four to eight
am the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Window.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
Yeah, And so I'm here at work, my ring doorbell
goes off and there's Amazon with my gas pedal covers.
And you really got to stop and think, what a miracle.
It's insane, Like, how jaded are we that you have
something that you didn't really knew if it exists? And
then there it is at your door, well less than
twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Later, that exactly, and I think the jaded part comes in.
It's like, oh man, this is gonna take three days.
Like that's when we.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Become mega a hole totally. And that's the thing I'm
all about Amazon. I'm all about those boxes and envelopes
coming to the door. And here's why I don't think
I deserve any crap for it, because if I go
to the store, I'm gonna spend another three hundred dollars
on impulse buys that I didn't need.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
So might as well just get the one thing I
need from Amazon. Oh oh, we have a special guest.
Welcome in. Follow him over there, over there, Yes, follow
him over the man in black? Hey there, what's what's
your name?

Speaker 8 (01:26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I don't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
No, he's a friend that he admin Hi. Yeah, come on,
don't be afraid you can.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
Perfect. He doesn't want to put the food menace.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Oh yeah here. Yeah, just put it down and then
the wheel.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Your job is easy. You just go over there to
that wheel.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
Yeah, it's fine, move over menace so we can get
that wheel here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Okay, spend it to you. It's been bill toward you,
and win a prize. Give it a big, big spin,
big spin.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Yes, that's what I like to see, medicine. Would he
give you their gift cards?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
We haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Okay, here we go. This thing is going to go
all day. It is a thick, girthy spin. That was
a really incredible spin. You go take a smoke break.
All right, it's okay, this could be.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
The best spin in history of the wheel truly.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
All right, big box, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
And w.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Two hundred dollars visa gift card. Edmund, that's our biggest
win of the week. Where are you from, Edmund?

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Armenia?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Oh we have a translation for you, Edmund in a
in Armenian. All right, him but.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Yest and verve vi radio yakam talis inc shot build
our jul rachmanvarol.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
During and Evan. I'm gonna give you another tip of
two hundred dollars. So you just made.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
A happy delivery driver appreciation Week. Yeah, and we got food.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
This is a win win all around way to finish
the week.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Give your gift cards and then we have to make
sure you sign in that because he came in the building,
because you're just like make him got the back door
loading books? You don't know we have.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
This is not our security guards followed by any means awesome,
thank you so much. But the management here at the
station a number of years ago is decided to say
that every person who comes in through the front door
has to sign in.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
And this has included up date roll from the Kevin
Smith like Rivers Cuomo from the Weezer like people who
are mega famous, who don't need to be pulling out
their ID to show this is not again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
They are cracking down on that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
Well, that's what Mena is saying right now is is
they're letting him run in with this delivery driver.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I always got to sign again. Not their fault, they're
being told they have to do you. No, no is
their fault. Is their fault. I am, I am. I
have a problem one of the security guards.

Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
I know everybody loves him, but I have a problem
with him because I got into argument with him because
uh Menji had just started on the Woody Show, right,
he was with us all day long. He was supposed
to get his key card, didn't get it yet, and
then he goes outside really quick, comes back in and
say no, he needs to sign it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
No he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
He works here. Have the men in black mind to
raise him. No, he said he needs to sign I said, no,
he works here. Let him in what he needs us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
We gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Sorry, it's company policy. He needs to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
You know what also is company polsey that you don't
take pictures with all celebrities to come through the billa
trying to kiss them. I don't believe. Look I don't.
I don't crap on the working man like you guys do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Sure, okay, but we have a work around which is
used the back exactly. D my uh my worst experience though,
it had to be where we used to work at
greg Oh for sure. That's like you would go in
every day and they act like they didn't know who
you were.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yeah, I worked there fourteen years. I forgot my ID
or what do you call it, the security card to
get in one time, and he said, no, you go in.
I'm like I have worked here for over a decade.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
We have a shift in fifteen minutes, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Then meanwhile we would have John Random show up with
god knows what in a box and he said, yeah, hey,
I have something for the Woody Show. Oh, I'll bring
you up. And then we're looking at the studio windows.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Random guy with a box. That's crazy and for security,
are we talking about the same guy that goes yes,
he's he's very nice. Yeah, but he still calls me
like yeah, like he calls me darling, sweetheart. I'm like, okay,
that's that's also against some rules here. Okay, stop hat,
All right, well do we go to break right now?
I'm sorry, I've been flustered. We have time. I could

(01:30:56):
share one more story. What I was locked out of
my office on a weekend at are old place and
the security guard goes, oh, sorry, I can't let you
in because, uh the universal key. My boss, like duck,
tapes it to the wall and he knows when I
peel it off, so I'm not allowed to take it off.
I go, I think that's what it's used for. When
I walk down my office, it was still the keys

(01:31:18):
to my house in my car. He goes, no, sorry,
I can't do it. And I go all right, well,
I'm just going to break the door with a hammer,
and he goes okay. So I emailed my boss and go, hey, dude,
the guys don't let me in. It's the key to
my house. I'm breaking the door. And then so I
broke the door and they never fixed it for like
four years before I left him. Come work here, what

(01:31:38):
you do handle?

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
I just like hit it, Okay, you can, warned him.
He said, yeah, I'm gonna do this. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
I also like the Greg said he worked at his
last job for fourteen years or one previous job, and
people didn't know him.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
People still don't know us here. Oh no, yeah, still
to this point, people don't know us as of yesterday.
I had upper management look at me and just walk away. Yeah,
they said, Lisa, it's the Woody Show. It's Friday, Woody

(01:32:15):
not here today. Picking up an airplane? You know, no
big deal? How you do? I keep on asking him, like,
where's going to be the first place you're gonna fly?
Doesn't give me an answer, and I keep on giving
him destinations because there's a place called Harris Ranch. I
want him to go to I'm like, dude, I want
I want to go get some steaks at Harris Ranch
and they have a little airport right in front of it.

(01:32:35):
But I don't think he cares where he goes as
long as he's in the sky. Yeah, because I want
him to get out there and go experience all these
other cool places. Because you know, he's not a really
big traveler. He has the spots that he goes to,
but now he's going to be all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
My problem is going to be how much how far
can I kick the can down the road when he says,
you guys want to fly somewhere, and I have to
like make up more stories that I can.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
The first one said I'll go up with you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
I did say that. It's called lip service menace, Okay,
mega line, because I was shocked when you said that
I'll go up with you. I don't want to do it.
I trust him, but I don't want to go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Did Greg say it with a little bit of a
smile and a little bit of a gleam in he
just looks serious. So he's picking up a plane and
Sammy is in Hawaii. So people are asking Texas to
two ninety seventy four and be involved with the show.
But right now we're gonna play do you d u
i Q d you IQ? It is all right, so

(01:33:34):
the eu IQ is played.

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
But that's how we do this, Seabas hitting these streets,
finding drunk people, asking them just the easiest questions in
the world. And then you played the d u IQ
at home by guessing not what the answer to the
question is because everyone knows that duh easy. You guess
is this person so drunk that they wait? Well, they
will know the answer, will they not know the answer?
So if you guess whether they know it correctly, two
times out of three you win. And uh, we got

(01:33:57):
on the line, who menace?

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Who do we have?

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Robert? Okay, we have Robert online? Hey, Robert going on?
Where are you from? Robert from Noice? Shout out to Promona,
Romona and just a little Sie, just a little side thing.
I'm gonna be playing against dumb ass Tyler today.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
Right, so we got regular ass minutes versus dumb ass Tyler.
They are completely sober, but they are of lesser knowledge means,
so they will be playing with our drunk Elisa, who
I talked to here, she's gonna tell us about what
she's been drinking in her plans for where the food
at afterwards?

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
All right, I feel so drunk because all this I've
been drinking right now, can you give you an idea?
What kind of alcohol was it?

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
Maybe like mica audios?

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
And what are you gonna do when you get home tonight? Well,
you know, I'm tell you a big nap and I'm
gonna eat a hamburger? What are your favorite topics for
your hamburger?

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
To me?

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Lettuce? Mayo?

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
Lettuce? Did I say it already?

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Double lettuce?

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
She just drunk or high as well?

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
No, that's the audios Like I used to have a
three audios rule. It's like one all right, and then
two your buzz, and then three you're pretty much. So
that is the West Coast version of the Long Island
ice too. That what I haven't lived. Yeah, I had
never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I should have followed that rule, because one night I
had eight Oh my god, I got it locked out that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
The night I remember possibly. Oh there's a bad one,
all right, very bad?

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
All right, Alissa, So again, Robert on the phone, you
don't have to know whether menace and dumbask Tyler get
the answers right. You just guess on, Alyssa, and we'll
start with question number one, your eyes perceived light and
color through a series of rods and what rods? And
Dumbas Tyler obviously just write your answer. More is playing
on the side too. Well, just for fun, I'll give

(01:36:02):
Morgan credit.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
She's I don't want to answer. Uh, that's Dumbas Tyler's job.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Just for knowledge, Yeah, just to see what you know, Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
It would be if there were a high school made
up of menaces and Tyler's and Sammy's, Morgan would be
the advanced placement class.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
I'm a little worried about no way because listeners. No way,
because listeners have been calling Morgan out saying that she
as 's soaking this compliment. We'll play, We'll play along.

Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
You guys, your answers down, so around the room real
quick for the benefit of Robert, greg and Gina, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Do you think Alyssa our audios and Hamburger girl?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Okay, Alyssa, sorry, I'm chewing absolutely not, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
She can let us normally.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
I don't even look at Menace when he answers that. So,
because a lot of you will look at to Gauge.
I did look at Tyler, and he seemed to write
down a full sentence. So I'm gonna say no to Tyler,
like I couldn't take you that long to write that,
And then, you know what, no to everybody except Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
All right, all right, I don't want to answer all that, guys,
just for me, Robert, just for you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Do you think Alyssa, our drunk will get the answer correct? Well,
I didn't even hear the question, so you know it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Feeding down properly. Question one more time? The question their
first question, your eyes perceived light and color through a
series of rods and what?

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
Yeah, this is it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
This is a know all around all right, what do you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
And I'm sober and I'm sober.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
All right, all right, well here's your answer. Well, first off, right,
let's you know, I will start with dumb, asked Tyler.
Rod's and what prisms? Rods and prisms? Okay, pupils and
pupils and Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:37:50):
So I first wrote beams and then I did a
slash and I wrote prisms as well. Oh my god,
rods and beams kind of sounds familiar.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Yeah, I mean I'm glad I got it. I'm glad
I guess correctly.

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
Presence right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Rods and cones? I heard and cones in the fourth grade?

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Third grade?

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Anyway, Well they don't count, obviously, but does does Alyssa
are drunk?

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Does she get the answer correct? Your eyes perceive light
and color through a series of rods.

Speaker 7 (01:38:17):
And what colors?

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Miss Penny over here? I did not get it right.
Good job, Robert, so much fun? Right one for Robert?
All right? So and no points for anybody so far?
Shout out. Let's go see question number two for your
d u.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
I Q Cupid gets people to fall in love by
hitting them with what All right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
This should be massively on. I believe I'm saying. I'm
going all yes, quadruple yes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that. Listen to though,
I mean, yeah, let's go quadruple yet, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
We I think it can be done.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
I'm not even writing it down. I'm gonna raw dog
it from my mouth. That's how confident I am.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
All Right, Robert on the phone, do you think our
drunk Alyssa that's all you gotta care about? Will Alyssa
know the correct answer to Cupid?

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
And what he uses.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Even a drunk person should know this. So I'm going
to all right, that's risky. I'm saying no, all right, Robert,
all right, well our question, but we'll start We'll say
morgan till the end. We'll start with menace. This time,
Cupid uses a narrow dummice.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Tyler uses an arrow. But to cover my bases, I
put Cupid's bow and arrow.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Oh wow, look at out smartening you Dean Robin Hood.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
I assume you My answer is bow and arrow.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Let's find out yes, is in the room. Will Alyssa
give us a yes as well? For the point, Cupid
gets people to fall in love by hitting them with what.

Speaker 12 (01:40:00):
With the stick?

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Like that? What hap on the end of his stick?

Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Triangle. It's a triangle, though, I don't know what that means?

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
Stupid? What that means?

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
I was like, how could he say? I try to
give her every opportunity to get back on the train.
She kept running away.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
All right, well, Robert's still in the game.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Yes, you have one final question, Robert, to our trunk, Alyssa,
here's your question number three. Ordinally, what number century are
we in right now? So again, ordinally as opposed and
I'll give you a clue. You know that is ordinally
as opposed to cardinally, guys sober during this ordinately that's all.

(01:40:49):
That's a tough word, ordinally as opposed to cardinally.

Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
Can we just leave that word out?

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
You can. It does make It makes sense. What century
are we in right now?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Ordinal?

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Just what century are we in right now? He's trying
to say, sea best come on? No, no, no, this
is that's specifically asked ordinally. Whatever it doesn't its not going.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
To get it, all right? Okay, that's throwing me up.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Yeah, I mean anyone would know this, right, guys ordinately
versus cardinally.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
I'm going to say yes to everybody except Melissa.

Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
Okay, I'm going to say, just to mix things up,
no to Morgan, no to Menace, yes to Tyler, and
no to Alissa.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Tyler looks confident.

Speaker 7 (01:41:40):
It's that chain he's wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
A Yeah, it's a chain. It hypnotizes me listening, Robert,
Will you think? I mean she couldn't get the arrow.
So I'm gonna say no, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
All right, let's go around room, starting with the start
with Morgan, this time twenty first century.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Twenty first century, Mans twenty first century.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Now, this is where I think the trick is. It's
the twentieth century, because I don't think you count the
first one, because it would be like year zero to
year one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
You have, you've walked your way into the wrong answer. There,
trying to help you out. That's why in the nineteen
hundreds it was twentieth century.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Fat.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Yeah, I was trying to help I just forget that part.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
So Menison and I are right, that's correct.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Yeah, I like weird heads out though also, well, I
don't know the Romans. Isn't there like two hundred years missing?
Aren't they like going back and forth about that, Like
the Romans like actually changed the years? Are you tying
the Mayans?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
No, no, like they because they want to seem more powerful,
they want to erase a certain amount of history. So
there's like this argument that we're actually living in the
eighteen hundreds or something.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
We'll have to go back to that one matter. Yeah,
so yeah, I want to but again the Robert guest know,
for Alyssa, let's find.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Out ordinally what number century are we in right now?
It's gonna happen this year. Do you think like you
to predict what's gonna happen. You know what, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
I'm gonna get my job, I'm getting a new car.

Speaker 11 (01:43:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
I'm gonna do something, am I.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
I see why this chick is drinking so much?

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
Outlook, get a job. Yeah, I'll do something.

Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
This is my year.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Yeah, I just don't trink those audioses though.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
All right, congratulations robber, Yeah you will get yourself a
fancy fine prize. That was a very tough game, well
except for the cupids stick question.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Yeah, but well done.

Speaker 7 (01:43:38):
Swer.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
Yes, Wait, so what's the difference between ordinarly and cardinally?

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
So? I think the order of things right here? Oh yes, google,
because I had.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
A debate with a friend of mine who just would
not accept the fact that there was no year zero.
So when everybody freaked out in the year two thousand
and said, oh my god, it's a new millennium, No
it's not. It started in two thousand and one, No
year zero?

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
Is that targs Tyler's arguments along those lines. Yeah, like
order is in the order of things. So the first
century Cardinal's just one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Oh so I had it backwards exactly. Okay, but I
like where your head was at you were trying to
think about it. Yeah, because I know a big old nogging.
It's a size eight by the way. Yeah, they told
you to write down on a piece of paper. You

(01:44:22):
literally have paper from you? Like, where do I write it?

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
Jezok at that as you got flustered, Okay, you don't
have to.

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
Oh my god, this has gotten really angry. Let's take
a quick break.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Tyler.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
I like Menace because I don't think he even knows
he's funny books. I mean, how much are they when
you say rega words and it just happens to be?

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Can you help me with the pronunciation of this? And
who do we have on the phone right here? More you?

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
This is Cameron?

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Cameron? All right, Cameron?

Speaker 12 (01:45:03):
Hello, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
What do you show? Where are you from? Cameron?

Speaker 12 (01:45:10):
I'm from Los Angeles right now, I'm in Rolling Heights
calling from work.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
Hell yeah, nice? What do you do for a living?

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:45:17):
Right now, you know, I'm building some tubs, some luxury
walking back to Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Yeah, you're speaking great love language right now.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
You need one of these walking tubs, especially.

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
It's probably gonna want to do sex with you after
we're going to put you on hold. But you are
the winner.

Speaker 12 (01:45:32):
Yeah, hey, I appreciate it. I've been trying to get
through forever.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Well here you are.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Yeah, nice, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
All right, Greg, tell him what he wants.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Greg, he's got the tickets to the Dodgers Game five
if it goes to Game five tomorrow. The club box seats,
not just your run of the mill seats. Yeah, this
is the club box and the great view you hear
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
That's okay.

Speaker 10 (01:46:01):
I just want to make sure we've got that all correct.
But congratulations came congratulations Because it's Menas's birthday month. He
should be in charge of stuff today exactly. Yeah, yeah,
a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
So you're agreed, Yeah, I am. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
I don't know what's wrong with everybody. Are we supposed
to move on to something else? That's what we're supposed
to do right here? The show? All right, you are
listening to the Woody Show. It's Menace, it's Gina Spray, Cory,
it's Sea Bash, it's Morghi Morian. We also have boards,

(01:46:37):
we have Meggie, we have Vaughan, we have dumbass Tyler
in the building. As well, and Woody is not here
because he is picking up an airplane. I don't want
to just say he has today off because then the
internet conspiracies startup and there's you know, maybe he's getting
a foot amputated or something. He's on a very important
parand and where's Sammy. Sammy's in Hawaii they're together oubviously

(01:46:59):
go crazy Reddit and things like that. So if you
like to participate with the show, keep on texting in
to nine eight seven, or hit us up on Instagram
because we have a bunch of giveaways on Instagram, Like
right now on Instagram. You kid join me on Sunday
in the TCL Party Suite at Sofi Stadium. We're gonna
be picking up some winners probably in about an hour,

(01:47:21):
So hit up The Woody Show Instagram at the Woody
Show right now and shout out to TCL for hooking
us up with that. But we're gonna be continuing the
show and doing some stories about am I an a hole?
And it's usually Sea Bass that bring stuff like this
to the table. I want to put my neck out there. Yeah,
and you usually are so yeah. And also Morgan, you

(01:47:44):
always have like a story maybe being an a hole.
Oh always, yeah, today, do you want to share?

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
Oh something quick on ye spot.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
Wasn't there something with your neighbor or you're being nice
with your neighbor?

Speaker 7 (01:47:56):
No, I feel like I've been nice with my neighbors.

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
Speaking of ables stuff you might have seen, is that
guy still naked in his door?

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
Yes, My next door neighbor is a serial Uh what
would you call it?

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
Nudist?

Speaker 7 (01:48:08):
Nudist but flasher? Right, So anytime you walk by his
front door, and we live on a busy street, he's
just standing there in his front door, doors open, with
his dog hanging out. He's like in his fifties or sixties.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
That's still happening. But Craig, you would agree he's in
his own homes.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
And we can't do anything about it because he's not
in public.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Is you said he's in the doorway? What give me?

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
The door's open? He has like the screen door closed,
but you can see right in and he's got his
hands on the door. I was ready to take anyone
that's willing that guy. No, but it makes me feel
uncomfortable because I can I never look in that direction.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
You have to call me next time.

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
I've been telling you about that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
I don't know when it's like, when it's happening, Give
me a ring.

Speaker 7 (01:48:51):
He's probably his thing's probably out right now said something else.

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
I love to just have a.

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
Yeah, it is a little tops on your side an times.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Whatever we need to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
It's not like thrilling for me.

Speaker 4 (01:49:12):
All right, everybody, that's it for the show. No, what
do you? Will be back on Monday, so get ready
for that. And if you missed it, check out our
podcast just subscribe to it just wherever you find podcasts
is search The Woody Show. And on today's show we
did Sea bats Am I and Ahole and of course
we already know the answer before what we did it anyways,

(01:49:35):
just fun. Also we had Gregg's drama. We had my
late night monologue. You can skip over the head on
the podcast. That was part of Friday Fail Stories. Yeah,
we have a delivery driver week again of course, so
you can see how that all played out show podcast. Yes,

(01:49:57):
it was a lovely week. I will be in so
I'd love to see you if you're out and about,
and I'm sure you guys have your awesome weekends. Morgan,
We're gonna hang out out a football game, so there
we are, and yeah, follow everything on our social media
at the Woody Show. Yeah, but before we leave, we
always have Great Gory's words of wisdom. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:50:18):
And today, when you don't waste money trying to look rich,
you might just have the money to be rich.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
I'm so done with wasting money on that craft, right, Yeah,
what's it called quiet luxury?

Speaker 3 (01:50:33):
Or oh yeah, but it's not as fun I know,
but yeah, I know, I mean, I agree with it,
but it's also like, you know, give me my Gucci.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
Yeah, make a rain. I'm trying to buy some bottles
up in the club. All right, We'll see you next week.

Speaker 12 (01:50:47):
By Great Friday.