FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 20th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Woody Show Got Talent & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
How?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. All right, it's Monday. It's a
brand new week. It's Monday, October the twentieth, twenty twenty five. Yeah, Hey,
welcome to it. My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi,
wood we got Menace.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What is that? Gina grad Good morning to you.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
There's a Sea Bass like what we've got Morgan, she's
our associate producer. Morning Vaughan is our video producer. We
got Bort and Menji both here in the Woody Show
production department. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Coming up for you on the show
this morning. Course we'll get into the weekend cheers and jeers.
Hope you had a great weekend, birthday, month, weekend minute.
So I'm sure there's lots to get caught up on.
You know, it's almost over all the news headlines that
you should be aware of this morning. Also, Sea Bass
went into uh some some comedy places did some Was

(01:34):
it comedy or just kind of like the coffee shop
kind of open mic nights up?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's it's primarily comedy, but there may be some extra
treats in there.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Who Yeah, so it's a woody show. Got talent today?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Fine, this is the thing. You gotta find new talent.
You gotta go out there and pound the payment. You
can't just sit in the studio and hope they come
to you. I mean, right, we take this, Yeah to
me out there? Take this show as example. How you
gonna find a guy who's getting a full on exam
on the streets San Francisco out there looking yeah, pleasure,
that's right, an anal exam? Yeah? Are you healthy out there?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Let me find out. Let me wrap my entire hand
around your prostate. How does grab it?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
This is how these comedians come out of you, come
out of the word of work, you know. Yeah, start
so hard to find them.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah, anyway, that's coming up for you this morning. And
I am pretty sure what a ninety two percent that's
what you had. I'm still at ninety two U ninety
two percent sure that we're going to be able to
announce and launch the go to Dubai Extreme weekend trip
with Menace and Woody for MENACE's birthday month.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
We've been talking about it, We've been debating it, we've
been fighting with our own company about it.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah, forever, every step, and I.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Think we're going to be able to announce it and
then you will be able to officially start signing up
to be the person who wins.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
What insane.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
But again, I'm gonna tell you, we're only paying for
the round trip bear Fair, which is a lot that's
twenty five thousand dollars enough. You will be responsible for
the taxes on that, as we've said before, if you
decide to pay your taxes. If if you decide to
pay your taxes, but we have another day, but it's
not it's not coming from us. Also, we are also
not responsible for uh, if you decide to stay for

(03:13):
a day or two for whatever reason.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
You get your own room.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
You have to get your own hotel room.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
But all of that is spelled out because we've been
going back and forth with all the different stupid rules
and everything else with our legal department. But what we
want here is the extreme weekend trip where we leave
on a Friday, afternoon. We fly sixteen hours to Dubai
first class by the way on air, yeah, the way
in a bed you could sleep half the day.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm telling you that.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
There's a bar, there's a lounge, there are showers. Yeah,
it's tar And then we land. Would you say, like
an eight o'clock at night Dubai time. Yeah, okay, so
eight pm du Bay time. We land, and then uh
we get back on the plane and it takes off
at eight thirty am, eight thirty eight. Nice rest, so
twelve hours.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, but it's like vague things are open.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, it's on the ground. We're on the ground for
twelve hours. Yeah, I'm alad putting together a little playing
little itinerary. Yeah, all right, so the we'll explain exactly
how that works. And then sixteen hours back and then
we're back by Sunday afternoon. Ready day the show.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
So from the time we sign off on the air
on Friday until the time we get back on the
our medicine, I will have gone to Dubai and back.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's probably a good idea to have a passport. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
well that's one of the requirements. It's in the rules.
Trust me. We had to go through all this.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
That's all there?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, all right, what else is going on this morning?
Oh dude, so we hear about these people like this
is this guy? He may have been using his phone
a bit too much. I don't know, you make the call.
According to the cops, the guy had been calling them
about sixty thousand times over the past couple of years
too much, with over fifty eight thousand of those calls

(04:48):
being calls that don't even require police intervention.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now, Sea Bass, does that here locally? You would have
to do that for the sake of goodness.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yes, somebody was jamming the trash shot at my apartment build.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh, I handle that.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Police also say that in the span of four days,
he called him over eighteen hundred times because he was
pissed over a penalty. He had been given a penalty
for making false reports to the police, one that he
had received, by the way, seven other times before. Those
false calls included claims that he was going to kill
his brother, oh, claims that he was keeping his brother

(05:23):
locked up, and another that said that he was being
held against his will.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
So he's perfectly sane, totally okay.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
So the cops, they finally had enough. They arrested him.
They charged him with obstruction and official du blah blah
blah fraudult means, yeah, all that kinds.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Who cares about that? But yeah, I wak him up.

Speaker 10 (05:39):
Yeah, I wonder who he's going to call from jail
for the first time. He only gets one call, don't
you only get money the cops. Yeah, he's gonna be
like Jones and wanting to make more calls. Do you
even remember the last time you called the cops?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I don't. Oh I do.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
I do my old house, pretty common practice.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh really, what happened?

Speaker 11 (05:58):
I mean between constant car accident out front or just
dudes with their pants down, you know, waving it around.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I don't know if it was the last time, but
I can't remember anything else. I did call the cops.
I was driving in and there was a person kind
of laying on the side of the freeway, kind of
on the shoulder, but not in the shoulder, like still
in that far right lane, like their legs were hanging
out into the far right line.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
And I'm like, oh my god, you think they were dead.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
It's right where like the two intersect, like right here
by the radio station. So it's like this big, like
you know, ninety degree curve to the left, Like someone's
not going to see this person.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah right, And I called the I called the cops.
Oh you care last time I called the cops. We
played the audio.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Some guy like early in the morning, was using my
neighborhood as a racetrack and was going, remember we had
that yeah, just like super fast nods no, no there
hot rod like ninety miles an hour, just like car
racing I do. But early in the morning and hood
it's they're going to crash into something.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
How about this story, this sixty year old guy, he
walks into a supermarket right near the polaystation. He was
wearing a face covering. He pointed a gun of the
cashier and he demanded all their money. Now you wouldn't
think that'd be very smart. You're doing this right next
to a police station or anywhere. Well, his lawyer has
explained that the guy was just desperate to get into
prison so he could help his grandson, who was an inmate.

(07:22):
That is one down Grandpa loyalty a week.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Dude question has helped him with what right, Yeah, I
love this dude.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
The judge rule that the man acted out of desperation
and he shouldn't be sentenced to prison.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Oh I love this guy.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm trying to see in the prison to help
his grandson. Here's what they made.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
He had seen his grandson during a visiting room meeting
with a broken tooth after being hurt by other prisoners. Yeah,
and so that's what he wanted. He wanted to get
in there and help him and then little Yeah, I
don't know, but the judge rule that since he acts
out desperation, Uh, instead of several years in prison, he
had to pay.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Back victim. But what victim?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I guess the cash, but you didn't the person that
you said it scared But like you pay them, Okay,
get therapy and he's got to stay away from that
shopping center.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
Fair though, because like you said, seeve best. The one
thing he wanted, they won't give him to go to prison.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Up the game.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. We'll take a
quick break. We'll come back medicine. Tell us what's happening
in the world of entertainment. Birthdays in Port of Birthday
all next year on a Monday edition of The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Next, hangou Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
What's up everybody? It's Menace. I hope you're enjoyed the
Woody Show podcast. Just a heads up. The boo Haha
is back. It's part of my birthday month. We're gonna
have a little birthday bash. If you don't know the
boo Haha, it is a beer fest that's happening in
Orange County at the OC Event Center. Get more information,
go to the Boohaha dot com. It happens October twenty fifth.

(09:00):
I'd love to see you there.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, weve the back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh, just don't you love that New Week smell so fresh?
Menace eight days away? Your birthday is in eight days.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Talk it's huge. October twenty eighth. It's Menus's birthday. Crazy.
He's getting older.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Yeah, I honestly don't know how old he is. I
never know how old you are.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Forty six, then we're going forty six, So you're forty six,
are you're you're already forty six? You're going to be
forty seven. That's that's my brob. I'm always forget which
one am I?

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Which one I'm going to babe forty six, Well you
were you born? It was weird nineteen seventy nine, seventy nine,
that tracks, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yep, that's a World Osteoporosi's Day. Oh, it's Information Overload Day.
Every day, International Chef Day, National Brandied Fruit Day, okay, rose,
National Youth Confidence Day. Sure those kids, World Statistic six day.
And today is a Dwally.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Oh happy everyone.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I've never heard of until I believe it's Mary Dwally.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Oh yeah, I guess the office. I guess maybe, and
then then I re forgot it. I never heard of it.
The office mentioned it. RE forgot it right. And then
there was something that just came up here recently.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
States some states made it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Here you go, menace today in history, it was today.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
In nineteen seventy five, the Supreme Court ruled that teachers
could spank students. Hell yeah, if the students were told
in advance that their behavior would warrant such punishment. You
just had to warn them that an ass wooman was coming,
and then if it continued, you get to whip their ass.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Bring it back.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
My stepfather used to tell stories because he went to
a Catholic school.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
They'll get you.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
And this is like back in the fifties, you know,
and they would whip these kids' asses, you had nine tails,
all kinds of stuff, and.

Speaker 11 (10:58):
You know what else they would do a friend of
mine who's much older, they would put dry rice on
the floor and make them.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah yeah, I heard about that too, al yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
Oh that would never get anywhere here.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
No, yeah, I can't do any I mean maybe for
a Morgan there for dollars, yes.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
But look at society and how long can you stand it?

Speaker 12 (11:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah? What's better now? Or then a dollar a second?
In fact, then I heard it sucks. Let's see how
bad it sucks.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Yeah, you tell us tough out?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh yeah, don't do what I can do? Yeah, that's
that's the nineteen seventy five not that long ago.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Really to think that they you would think at nineteen
seventy five, maybe that would have been when they said,
oh no, you used to be able to beat the
kids up until now.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Right warning, But no not. The ruling was they could Yeah, good,
they could whip their ass with the warning. Yeah, well
we got the birthdays and the porn of birthday here
on this Monday morning coming up in just a second. First, Mendican,
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
Well, Rosie o'donald names her a list star who was
the worst guest host or the worst guests on her
talk show.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
Okay, I guess who that is. I have to abstain.
I saw that as I was dying to know.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
For folks who don't know, Rosy o'donald used to be
a talk show in the nineties. All the people in
the crowd. He used to be all fun and stuff,
and she used to be a fake hetero excited for
Tom Curry.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
That was her man.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm not going to say Tom Cruise for that reason.
Was who was the big god? This is such old news,
I know headlines. I'll say, uh, Hugh Grant, how about that,
Hugh Grant. It is Keanu Reeves.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
But everybody loves Keanu.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
She said that she does love Keano and he's gorgeous
and he's very very nice, but he would just give
one word answers and be very short one being on
the show.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
So yeah, I see Kano kind of being that way.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
He doesn't seem all that talkative.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, right, like he would be like Kean. He's an
artsy kind of quiet guy, which is not good for
talk show guests.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
No, no, you're supposed to be all bubbly and energy
and all and all that kind of stuff. He so
this why, this is why this guy makes sense. As
her favorite get that would be Martin short, shut out
of mechanics.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Eighteen voices at once, He's.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Always doing a bit. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
So if there's an exact opposite of Keanu, that would
be Martin. She also says her absolute favorite guest, though
favorite favorite favorite of all time would be Barbara streisand
of course thanks too.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Oh yeah, I remember when Barbara was on that show.
They had to switch where they sat, remember, yes, because
she would have the desk. If you're watching, the guests
would be on the left, but Barbara insisted being on
the right. The same thing with the weird thing is
Barbara doesn't even have a good size to me, that.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is like, that is above and beyond. Yeah, if I'm
a host, I don't care who Okay, let's say I
do care who it is. I'm immediately calling it out.
Yeah yeah, the moment. So what's what is the other side?
What's so great about it?

Speaker 13 (13:50):
Right?

Speaker 10 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (13:50):
No, no, Now, Morgan Did you know that Rosie and
Donald had a talk show?

Speaker 10 (13:57):
Actually I did because my mom used to work with
Rosi o'donald. Fun fact, they worked at a restaurant together
in Colorado. Yeah, before she ever got famous, like when
she was first starting stand up.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Wait, are you sure you're talking about Rosy o Donald
not Roseanne bar Oh crap, yeah, I knew it.

Speaker 10 (14:14):
I don't know which one. I know?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Roseanne lived in.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Colorado, yeah, notoriously worked out.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
Ah it's Roseanne then? But are they not the same bitch, same.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Bitch, same thing.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Apparently? Jimmy kim Ol I love him, hate him. He
refused Barbaris tristand for that very reason. Okay, good, good, Yeah,
I like Jimmy. He's fine. All right? Uh, where are
we going? Oh? Greg?

Speaker 9 (14:40):
You might know who this person is, and I'm sure
Gina knows as well. Do you know Diane Thurstenberg. She's
a famous designer.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Diane Vaughan.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
Don't know anything about it.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
We have the rap dress, Yeah, she invented it, No
one knows. And she also had a husband off and
on for many years. His name is Barry Diller, who
is a legal billionaire. He's also gay, so he's gay
now and at least he has eighty three, but he
has openly been bisexual. Now that goes to your argument

(15:14):
you can't just be bisexual, right, Well, that's Greg's words,
not mine.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
No, I never, those are not my words. I said
that if you're bisexual, you at least have fifty one
preference for one of the time. So you lean Moore absolutely, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (15:29):
Yeah, they were married for a short time in the seventies,
and then they got remarried in two thousand and one.
But now finally, at eighty three, he is gone full gay,
full gay.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, so full gay. So maybe your theory is right.
Enjoy your final years the pathetically, and you can throw
this back at me as well. Hypothetically. Would you hook
up with an eighty three year old for any reason?
Let's say, money, pity, admiration.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
Money for money?

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Greg, Now, no legal billionaire?

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Really eighty three?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
That's uh, he wants to give you two million dollars.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Cat, I wouldn't do. No, I wouldn't do fifty three.

Speaker 10 (16:07):
You're going crazy?

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, it's my thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Wow, I'm willing to gobble, forget, forget the I'll think
about a gay eighty three year old. Yeah, hell yeah, bro.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
But you do like him young Greg.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
But I like him, young girl.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
There's there's liking things and doing things for money.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
Yeah, but what I imagine you're implying like oral him
or something he wants.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, anything he wants. It's not dangerous. Let's say, how
long would it last?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Fifteen minutes?

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Fifteen minutes for two million dollars? All right, I'll change.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
He's willing to do it.

Speaker 9 (16:43):
All right, Okay, fun fact. Greg is not for sale,
all right? Now check this out, eminem. He you know,
he has another grandchild. Also, he is actually dating somebody.
You haven't really heard about his dating life since the
early two thousands when he was trying to get back
with this baby's his baby mama. But apparently he's been

(17:04):
dating his hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
For a little while.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
So does he not have much hair?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Good for him?

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Yeah, apparently she's like done his hair for like music
videos and photo shoots and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
So good for him.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
He's actually out there dating. He is fifty three. I
didn't realize that he was fifty three years old.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
Noll he dies, he's beard, just had a birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, well, good for him. He's a he's out there
in the dating world.

Speaker 9 (17:26):
Now, there's a story that we didn't talk about that
I thought was really interesting, and I know it involves
the Real Housewives. You know, you don't want to hear
about it, but the story is kind of wild if
it's true. Now, the Real Highs, the Real Housewives of
Potomac on Bravo has somebody named doctor Wendy of Sopho's

(17:46):
and she is getting hit with some insurance fraud because
she said that she went on vacation to Jamaica and
when she got back there was hundreds of thousands of
dollars items stolen. All right, But police say, well, we
saw some of those items on social media way after

(18:08):
you said they got her soul, Yeah, allegedly, And so
they went to her house and they allegedly found many
more items that were allegedly stolen. So she's she has
sixteen counts of charges on that.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah. There's a difference between like maybe saying, oh, this
painting is worth fifty supposed to five hundred and just
keeping the stuff, yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
And then allegedly posting it on social media.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's stupid, right, People.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Will always hang themselves thanks to social media.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Also, I mean doctor in the name. You're supposed to
be like smart, right, trustworthy? Yeah, you're supposed to be
super smart. Okay.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
One last thing, Taylor Swift isn't bigger than Michael Jackson
or the Beatles, says experts, because we'll never have the
the audience that we had before with different things like
television stuff like that. That's the theory that, well, no
one will ever have as big as audience as Michael
Jackson or the Beatles, because case in point, when the

(19:07):
Beatles were on the Ed Sollivan Show, Oh in nineteen
sixty four, they had an audience of seventy three million views.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Well, that's exactly right. Will you talk about this all
the time.

Speaker 11 (19:16):
There's so many more slices of pine now you're never
going to get a ninety share on TV.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
But I kind of disagree because we have music videos
that have hit like a billion views sure for teenagers
watched them five hundred times.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Yeah, I always say all that, And I.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Always say this about the Super Bowl, like, even if
it has one hundred twenty million viewers, that means there's
two hundred million just in this country who don't watch
the Super even care.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
Yeah, but then there's like clips online and TikTok and
Instagram and all stuff, like I think the views are
out there all right, Well, I don't know. I already
disagree that she can be as big as Michael Jackson
and the Beatles. Like people would actually anywhere you go
in the world would know who she is.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
They said.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
The only product out there where you can go anywhere
in the world and people know what it is is
Coca Cola.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, well, but Jackson, Michael Jackson was so huge people forget,
like even in China, like he in Jordan too. Yeah,
they couldn't go anywhere in the world almost outside of
you know, Hudson Eskimo Land. Yeah, yeah, did you use
the proper term? You're right? Uh yeah, I think we
really forget how enormous Michael Jackson was. Yeah, and that's

(20:21):
your report, would he? I thank you?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Menace yea time for your birthdays.

Speaker 14 (20:27):
Show this Shiday, we're going left this Shiver Day. We're
gonna sit because he was like, it's Shiver Day and
you know we don't do birthday.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Happy birthday to Snoop Dogg. Oh really yeah, how do
you think Snoop is now keep in mind.

Speaker 9 (20:44):
Black doone crack, say fifty three, fifty three, fifty eight,
sixty one.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's crack, but it's getting pretty mumified and looking these days.
On Snoop Dog Snoop DOGG is fifty four to the
Damn Girl, that's my boy.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
He was Jim on the Office. Johnson Zinsky is forty six.
Vigo Mortensen from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He
is sixty seven film director Danny Boyle who did some
Dog Millionaire.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
And Train Spotting and something like that. Greg how old
is he today?

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Let's go with sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
He's sixty nine years old. Right, you should work at
the carnival.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I should.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
NBA Young Boy the rapper is twenty six. That your
career rappers. By the way, that seems to be the
new thing with with rappers. I've noticed menace. I'm sorry
for being so.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
White like NBA Young Boy, or it's it's something bubble yeah, yeah,
big g the plug or whatever, like hey, it's always
like some yeah something. All I know about NBA Young
Boy is that he is largely disrespected as he seemed
to be a wankstone.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Well he'll never be broken again.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I was just gonna ask if anybody knew the name
of his based never Broke Again. You got it? Well,
you win, you win, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Dan Fogler, actor comedian from the Fantastic Beast film Sure
with that one, Nerds forty eight years old today and
then your part of birthday today is Alexis Tay and
today's today's birthday.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
Girl.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
She's got the body count higher than mister Rogers after
nom Yeah, there's a lot of kills, so the mister
Rogers is crazy.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Six and eighty six fine films, including Alexis Wants It Anally.
She was in Hot Dong Eating Contest Volume one, Scissoring
BFFs Orgasm Hard nice Yep, she was in Rammed by
Her Reelder, those are see. Those are two that I
think Greg would like, the scissoring ones, and then you.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Know, Rammed by her when I was buying a house,
Alexis Tay.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
She was in an outdoor mischief leads to a great
orgasm Gray, Yes, she was. She was in the holiday
film Christmas Orgasm Express Festive, and then who can forget
her unfittable role in Smile through the Panel. Sometimes that's

(23:05):
Alexis Tay. He's twenty eight years old today. And at
your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Monday morning. Look at what's happening around the wad
of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Welcome back.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I'm glad you remembered the way back to us after
our weekend. It's it's hard sometimes you forget these things.
Bread comes, phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woody text over to two two nine eight seven. Now,
not everyone knows everything unless you're Sea Bass and you
believe that you do know everything. I think, yeah, But
have you ever had a conversation This is a silly

(23:41):
question for this room, but have you ever had a
conversation with another adult about something that you couldn't believe
you had to explain?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Now, there are a couple of things that stand out
to me. Number one, uh explaining suppositories to Gregg. Greg
was convinced at one point point that all suppositories were metal.
How would that work?

Speaker 8 (24:03):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I remember why.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
I was like what because you said they were It
was like a bullet and in my head it was metal.
How does it release medicine into your butt.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I mean it just a timer. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
That was that was That was a fun That was
a fun one. And then also when I had to
explain how airplane tugs worked to my wife, that's you know,
the the little tractor that's sitting in front of the
plane of the gate and pushes it back from.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
The gate, because why don't they just throw it? What
does that little truck do?

Speaker 5 (24:33):
I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, the little
truck that's in front of the plane, what does it do?
I go, are you serious? I just loved her angry
response to you.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, because it pushes the plane back away from when
we leave. It pushes the plane back with okay, it
was stupid on my forehead. I'm like, yeah, I guess so,
I guess it's too easy and people are definetly wrong.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
It's fun so much Batty one of the one of
the funniest ones. Uh, this is I guess more like
a bitch betray And there was a story about that
we had heard some listener was telling us about how, uh,
their wife They're gonna just have like heat up frozen
dinners and they go, you want to have these now?
And he goes, yeah, sure, go ahead. So she goes
to make them. She heats his up and he's now waiting.

(25:16):
He's like, wait, what are you doing with yours?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Why do you win?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
She goes, why we can't. I can't have it yet.
He's why.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
She goes because it's seven thirty. But it's only five
thirty right now. The package said heat seven minutes and
thirty seconds. But she for whatever, She goes, you can't
heat until seven thirty, like and then yeah, yeah, but
it's only five thirty. And he's like wait, and he
looked at them, and she goes, I don't know what

(25:42):
I was thinking, and she was meggat embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But if that's real, that's right. Yeah, yeah, still still
really fine.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah, totally seven thirty of cooking time compared to time
of day.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
This one says I had to explain to my thirty
three year old coworker that the sun rises in the
east and sets in the west every day.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Allegedly, I had to explain.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Credit cards to my seventy three year old mother. She
didn't know that you have the option to pay the
balance in full. She thought that you had to only
make the minimum payment.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
That's the payment. Oh yeah, customer right there. Yeah, that's
the that's the favor right there.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
People were asked, what's the most unbelievable thing that you've
had to explain to another adult. A friend of mine
thought that if too many people had solar panels that
they would use up all of the sun. One of
my colleagues is a flat earther. We are both professional pilots.
Why the edge, I mean depends on how far you're flying.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
True? Maybe you know because the ice walls doe as
how all your navigation works. True.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
A friend of mine thanked a service dog because she
thought being a service dog meant the dog had served
our country.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Thank you, thank you, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
My sister in law's boyfriend, much younger than me, thought
male boxes were just decorative and didn't know you could
put actual actual mail in there, like to be sent out.
I guess it's only to that's a mail, like you
have to drop the mail. That's see, that's what the
little flagger is on the side of the mailbox.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
You knew that, right, No, But mine doesn't have the flag,
so I just have to leave it kind of like sitting.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
There flags on set and you knew it.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Was for Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well there's not really enough course here.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I mean, yeah, I had a friend who thought that
every country in the world was its own separate island
with no land borders.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah. They grew up in Bermuda. Yeah, I don't know
anybody got one to add like them se bats. I'm
sure because you you have to explain things to people
all the time. Yeah, I mean, my bar is so
much higher. Obviously our favorite, my favorite story of this
all time. We had a girl living in our fraternity
house over the summer because we ran out in the summer,
and she had to be told by her mother that

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the reason she was getting so many East infections was
she was wiping back to front.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
Oh no, it's took that long to figure that out.

Speaker 11 (28:05):
She was done very a little bit, which was okay,
well that's why she was getting the Yet, speaking of
roommates in college, I was roommates with a dude and
was showing him how to clean the bathtub and I said,
you just need to get a little elbow grease in there.
And he went to the kitchen and said, where is it, Hey,
where are the actual elbow the elbow grease?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
Well, at least he was trying.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It sounds like something that you would do at a
like a garage for the you know, like the new
Guy turn signal. I worked at the grocery store.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
He told the people that they have to go outside
and mop all the handicap parking spaces.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
See it better, solid one.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah, Pressure Washington. What's the most unbelievable thing that you've
had to explain to another adult? You can you can
hit us up on the text over to two to
ninety seven. Well, we'll take a quick break. We got
some more wood Show coming up. For your next tang on.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
The show, We'll be right back the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Well, we are into another new hour.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
She Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World, Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Ya, October twentieth, twenty twenty five. My name is Whatdy.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's Greg Gory High Woody. We got Menace, Hi grad
Sea Mass is around here somewhere. We got Morgan. Hey,
phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two two nine
eight Seven's almost like, well where Sammy. Yeah, Sammy went
to a wedding. But it's been a week, so we're

(29:46):
trying to figure it out like I thought she was
back today and I realized that was off by day.

Speaker 10 (29:50):
Yeah, yeah, back tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Oh okay, but allegedly liked she and Steamboat.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Will you just like accelerate things keeping secrets?

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Yes, that's why I asked, like, was she in the wedding?
And we never I don't think we don't know that either,
but ask at all?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Have you not met Sammy? Sammy is not like very
forthcoming with anything, like like she's she's pretty close to
the vest. Yes, like like you said, secretive, she's pretty secretive.

Speaker 10 (30:21):
She's not an open book.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
No, So I don't really ask. And we've all been
in weddings, doesn't mean they're a week long, right, I'm
going because you're in it.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I'm going to a wedding this weekend down to Jersey Shore.
How many credits? Yeah, I leave today right after the show.
I'll be back in December, you know what.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
But knowing Sammy, she's like, well, I had to decorate
the church, and I like.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Sammy still works here. She's just gone to his wedding
for three months?

Speaker 8 (30:51):
What was going on?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
We've got some of the trending news headlines coming up
for you this hour. Greg, how is your weekend?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
Weekend was fine, I give it a see was productive
and mid but I do have.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
The kids say it was seven.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
You know, just whatever weekend. But my cheer and I'm
picking one thing. If we're doing cheers and jeers. Now
my cheer is four. Not a sponsor, but should be,
could be, would be. It's called Sarah Coats, which is
a ceramic tire cleaner for your car. And it is
so good. I'm so every calm down. I'm picking my

(31:29):
one cheer. Yeah, and I'm very hard to please when
it comes to products. This product rolls. It doesn't sling
as promised. It doesn't want sling. So if you use
something like armor all like basic tire stuff, it'll like
whip off the tires when you drive and you'll go
all over the back. It's not greasy, it works. It

(31:51):
coats the tires. It's called Sarah Coat c E R
A k O t E. It's a ceramic tire Sarah coats.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
It sounds like it's cough medicine.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
It kind of does Sarah coate. So yeah, should be
a sponsor.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Rules.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
That is my cheer and I'm proud of it.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
What a weekend, right, I know that's a lot.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Greg.

Speaker 11 (32:12):
I get it because remember I told you I got
stainless steel cleaner.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
For the fridge, and how excited I was.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
I understand eventually by the way, you stop using that
stuff when you have stainless steel things, like you stop using.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
True like you've been using five times a day because.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You think like, oh, I have to use this, And
eventually you just get like whatever you use to wipe
down the counters and the extra waters on the start.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Yeah, you'll see that excitement will go away. The Sarah
Cote excitement will not.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Is so new with the homeowner stuff, and we'll stop
caring eventually. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Actually you'll be like my geer is to a sound
effect that you see or that you hear. You don't
see a sound effect you hear in movies and TV shows.
You know, if somebody gets knocked out or punched, or
if there's a loud blows in nearby. The movie makes
it so you're in their point of view and you hear.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
That, Oh yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
In your ears. Stop with that. Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
As somebody who suffers from Tonight's And when I say suffer,
I mean soft, do you really have it? Oh? Yeah,
like to the point it keeps me up at night.
It's a constant nightmare. And I don't need to be
reminded of it. On a TV show, if there's an
explosion or you get punched, I don't need to hear it.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
They lower the volume of other people are yelling and screaming,
but it's really low. But you hear that tone, the
ringing tone.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
And of course if see West, we're in here right now,
you tell you it's it's tinatous.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Oh it'stus Yeah, my doctor said tonight.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
But do you hear it right now?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Yeah, twenty four to seven. And like certain songs do
it at the end of a song, like Nirvana songs
will have that feast ball guitar smashing pumpkins in the back.
Nobody wants to hear that. I've never thought about it.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
You never know what you're talking about, but never get
a second second thought.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
Unless the guy that started texted Roadhouse. His was so
bad that he ended up unliving himself.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I stopped doing I hate that so much, considered killed himself,
killed himselves.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
Yeah, there was a point in time where I thought,
you know what, life isn't for me because.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's that bad.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
How long have you had it?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Ten to fifteen years? Because there's nothing you can do
about it.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
I know you just are you just constantly listening to stuff?

Speaker 10 (34:29):
Yeah, it's cause headaches.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Twenty four That is why you have a hard time
falling asleep.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
Probably, Yeah, because it's just twenty four to seven of them.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
Oh that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
Wow, So we don't need it in movies and TV shows.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, I can't take it.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Got to change the whole industry. And if you're in
a band and you think feedback is cool and edgy.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
It's Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (34:54):
So I had a great weekend. I went to the
football game yesterday with the Menace. So that was a
great sweet life, very lucky there. But my cheers actually
goes to porn stars. Yeah, because one of them, because
they do such a great job. Right. But one of
my work, one of my good friends, who I invited
to the game, she couldn't go because she had to
do a shoot. She was doing an anal shoot with
like another girl and some toys, right, but she had hemorrhoids. Oh,

(35:19):
so she literally had my other friend who's her manager,
like open up and look you know, and see like, oh,
what can we shoot and where you won't see them?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
So spread her buttche right.

Speaker 10 (35:31):
I'm trying to not be so descriptive.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Going from this, like look inside of Yeah, well she'd them.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
And yeah, you got to look inside the figure out
where the photographer could film from. So it didn't you can't.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
You can't see it from the outside.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
I didn't look, but apparently yeah, well it's like a
swelling and it's painful. So shout out to porn stars
that go through.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
You know, she don't do haul out that day, like.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
Something you never give thought to.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
You imagine can you imagine you have the kind of
job where you can call out because of henrhys?

Speaker 11 (36:07):
Yeah, if it's an anal shoot.

Speaker 10 (36:12):
Yeah, so hell yeah with her to her, my jeers.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Goes, you get your period. That's a reason to work.
Sounds good today. I know some people that do that's awesome.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
I used to know a girl that would do that too.
My jeers goes to myself, I guess, but also my
dogs like my feet because I don't know when I'm
going to learn to stop wearing heels. I wore heels
to the football game yesterday. Why and by the time
I got back to the car to leave. Oh my,
like they're bleeding Morgan. When I gave up on did
they did pretty much they are if it look better.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
iHeart Radio Music festival. Walking around Vegas. You look at
these girls are in there going out here, and they're
not wearing heels anything. They're wearing super like flat normal
like converse, something like white tennis shoes.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Ladies should be wearing heels. It makes I don't fe
look way better.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, but I thought I was under the impression that
the heels things over. The sales are way down on heels,
because like, what's the point. Why why are you catching up?

Speaker 10 (37:12):
Guys, I'm gonna quit.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
I don't even wear heels my wedding.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
And you're super tall again.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
It just you know, it works with appreciating thank you.
I'm a real woman in these streets.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Down like you're you're you're tall and you're thin, so
you don't need to elongate because thinner. Okay. I know
you were at the game towering over everybody. Yeah, and
I like that looking down on people.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
Man, literally, they're not looking good today. So jeers to
my dog's box.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I don't know if you have any cheers the weekend. Yeah, no,
not a big deal.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
You get any tire cleaners or anything.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I don't have anything like that. Are just a pedestrian
kind of weekend. Oh wait, So I flew to Tennessee
to go take delivery of the plane that I bought,
and dude, it's rad flew it back. Uh huh, just

(38:17):
you know, took our time.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I had this guy, uh that I hired to fly
back with who's like an expert on these planes. He
knows these planes inside, and it has thousands of hours
flying these planes, learned so much it was like the
world's longest flight lesson. But like, now I'm a total
expert in all things that this this plane does. And
what do you have left? You have to do the
bad weather flying right now, that's different. That's that's for

(38:41):
an instrument rating. But I'm wrapping up my pilot's license,
which should be done here in the.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Next couple few weeks.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah, and then and then go right into the instrument training,
which is when you can fly without being able to
see outside, like so you're in clouds and things like that.
But anyway, uh, dude, it's just it's a it's a
real thing. I was just it was it was pretty crazy.

Speaker 12 (39:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
It's the same when when you bought, you know, the condo.
You know, there's certain things that you know you've maybe
thought about, like that kind of been a long term goal.
I've thought about it even though I haven't been doing
the flying thing, like literally doing it for very long.
I've been thinking about it for decades, like I've been
wanting to do it for decades. And then I started

(39:24):
doing it, and then I, you know, start learning about
what you need in order to uh you know, uh
say rent a plane once you have a license, and
I was like, well that kind of sucks.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
You know, like you got to do it so much
further in advance. And the whole point of is to
be able to be spontaneous and be able to go
do things and whatever. And I want to be able
to use you know, a plate more often than that.
And so then I start looking into it and I'm like,
I think I might be able to pull this off,
and and I did and I got it, and now
it's like, wow, I can't believe this is real. So
it's it's one of those uh yeah, It's just one

(39:58):
of those things that you never thought whatever be you
and it is totally.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yeah, you know, but it's been a long time doing
this dumb job, and there's been a lot of like, yeah,
there's been a lot of like you know, uh, detours
and turmoil and like other things that you've gone through
and whatever. But then at the end of it, you
got you have to kind of something that you have
something to show for it. Yeah, for sure, it's something
that you really wanted to do or not have a
hobby for so long, didn't do anything but this job.

(40:26):
And that's why my wife yelled at me. I gotta
give my wife credit to like she's the one that
yelled at me for so long about all you do
is work, You come home, you nap, you wake up,
you start working again, you have some dinner with us,
We get you for five minutes, and then you go
right back to bed so you can wake up and
work again. And that's that's what my life has been
for thirty years like that, doing nothing really like outside
of that. So this is this has been great. It's

(40:46):
been it's been awesome. When you've gone back, did you
sit and just look at it I'll.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I have like a ring set up so I can
just like look at it.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
I was, I was pull up a chair, I was
laying in bed last night. I'm like, did I really
just do that?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Like like this weekend and just all the flying is
anyway that that that was great?

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
The Jeers is also is also work related, and so
we we've been on this station in Louisville all one
oh one five for a handful of years now, and
you know, things happen like when you're a syndicated show.
Stations come, stations go. It's it's not a it's not
a personal thing. But I guess the part that I'm

(41:28):
taking issue with when it comes to this station, uh,
is just the way that they've they've handled this situation,
which I think is kind of lame because I've always
felt like we had a really good, you know, working
relationship with them. So part of it, part of it
I do understand, but the other part I don't. I
just want to kind of want to get your opinion,
your take on this.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
I think I know where this is going.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
So anyway, you know, we we did a lot of
work for the station. We we you know, did any
anything we and we have this with all of our affiliates.
But anything that you need from us, we are always there.
We are super team players. And you know.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
This, this station just got sold. So it was owned
by another company called Alpha. They got sold to a
company called Connoisseur Media. And the guy who runs this
Connosaur Media company, his name is Jeff Warsaw, now our Warshaw,
i should say, and he has a whole thing where
so he across all their radio stations, got rid of

(42:24):
all of the program and that came from our syndication company,
which is Premier Networks. So they have everybody from you know,
the Overnight Alien Show, George Coast to Coast to Bobby
Bones and Elvis Duran and Sean Hannity and US and
the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I mean, you name it.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
There's there's thousands of shows across you know, thousands of stations,
and he just cut ties with all syndication because he
doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Give that company any money.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, So he's gonna do live and look fine, cool,
that's great. That's not my issue. But that's the thing
that's that's the marching order from the new company, and
that's what they decide to do, which, which is fine. Again,
I'm totally I'm totally cool with that. People come, people go.
It's it's just the it's just the way that it works.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Now.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
It wasn't a local decision because again, we've had a
pretty good relationship with these guys. And I saw because
somebody for this to me and they go, dude, what happened?
And I go, oh, And even I didn't even see this.
It was posted like a handful of days ago. It says, oh, here,
I even have the song so so you can hear
the song they have playing in the background.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
It's Buck Cherry. Sorry, right, Yeah, we need to apologize.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
For six years, mornings on this station have been dot
dot dot, a series of questionable life choices, and then
they list three. In that time, there have been three shows,
three morning shows on that station, Brooke and Jewble, Dave
and Mahoney, The Woody Showy Question. If mornings were Tinder dates,

(44:03):
we shut up every week with a different haircut, a
fake name, and zero social skills. We told ourselves we
were innovating. In reality, we were throwing syndicated shows at
your alarm clock like confetti at a parade. Loud messy
and completely ignoring the actual point. We didn't read your emails,

(44:24):
we didn't answer your calls. We didn't even know the
names of half the people on the shows. Oh really,
which wasn't even a lot of people to begin with.
For six years, we have been the human embodiment of
wing it and hope it sticks. So here's the official apology.
We wasted your mornings, we wasted our mornings. We wasted

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everyone's coffee money. Sorry about that. But then it hit us,
maybe mornings don't need complicated schemes, viral segments or some
guy's breakfast story from eight hundred miles away.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Maybe all you need is music. So here it is
more music mornings. Wow, no frills, no elaborate attempts to
be cool, just the songs you actually.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Came here for it. So it goes this whole thing.
Oh yeah, we'll be perfect, Nope, will we make mistakes. Definitely,
will be better than the last six years, hopefully. All right, Well,
so here's the thing yourselves.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's not cool, you know, like, because uh.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I gotta tell you what you listen those three shows,
Brooke and Jewbile, David Mahoney, It's just those three right, there.
These are all wildly successful shows, all of them. And
so it's one of those situations like people said about
Taylor Swift for the longest time, Hey bitch, maybe it's you,
you know what I mean, maybe maybe there's a maybe
there's something else going on there everybody else.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, but if it doesn't.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Years yeah, just yeah, and yes you did.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
And this was just something that came down from above.
And so this is what they do when they don't
have money to hire, you know. They and by the way,
they are good people there at that radio station. I
don't wish them, you know, uh, you know, failure. I
wish them well. They were always very cool and you know,
while the show was on, they were very much involved,
and we were happy that they were because there's a
lot that don't they don't.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Get involved or don't have us do anything, and I
don't want us there at all, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Because it comes from above that this is what they're
going to do. This was this was different, and you know,
I just don't like the way it was handled. My
wrong like for like you guys reaction.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
Yeah, when we saw I thought it was a joke
and I was like, oh, this is They're serious.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
Yeah, yeah, so it's very.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, they're they're kind of whack a doodle, you know,
and like like the way that they do their writing
for different things and stuff they would send us. It's
very much. It's uh, you know, I know, it's like
they're at least they're at least trying.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
They're doing their thing. I don't fault I don't fault
them at all. They were decent with sarcasm.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, it would have killed you to say, hey man,
shout out to the Wood Show, appreciate the X number
of years you know.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Doing something.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
We're gonna try something else.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
I didn't really care because, yeah, because the statement was
very try hardy.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
It's very try hardy. Then Menico into the engagement on it,
and nobody cares. No, one cares, nobody, nobody cares about
this whole music because guess what, And that's the thing.
All these radio stations they start going into the we're
gonna play nothing but music.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yea, if only there was another place to get music everywhere.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah, so when it comes to stuff like this, this
is kind of where things are going, only because you
don't have to wait for us to play the song
that you want to hear. You don't have to sit
through commercial to hear songs you want to hear, you
can get them right now.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Yeah, this thing without commercial, this statement got some engagement
because of course the way it was written, and then
after when they started posting about music, no one cares.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Yeah yeah, so I mean again, shout out to uh
one of five to one and like, because we do
appreciate the opportunity that we had there. And uh, you know,
when when one leaves, others come and we're gonna have
an announcement here very soon. I will tell you that
about another hand big hand full of stations that are
all joining, yeah, joining the parties. So anyway, that that

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that's my that's my jeers. I don't know why it
even kind of stuck out. It just it just it
just and yeah, the buck Cherry song and the.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Like, well yeah again it was just a blanket thing
through their whole company.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, it wasnt us.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
So that's why I didn't really care at all. It's
like whatever, here's the biggest here's the biggest problem with
that radio station. When I say maybe it's maybe, it's
not maybe it's you. Uh there, I think menaces Dyson
that he bought for his wife. The Dyson hand drawer
has more watts than that signal.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That radio station does.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Honestly, it's that's like been their biggest problem is that, yeah,
you can have a great.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Station, but if nobody can hear it. Yeah, Well, so.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Who am I the wood ship? All right?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Monday morning trending new headlines?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
She and grab what you got?

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Oh and it just crashed and it's up. And Amazon
Web service outage is the.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Big all disruptions, especially.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
With ME so AWS.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
You see commercials for it all the time, Like this
company runs an AWS. That can be like guess what
that is?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Everything?

Speaker 11 (49:19):
Well, the web services are used by a ton, like
you said, different apps, game sites like Snapchat, Disney Plus, Lift, Fortnite, McDonald's, Venmo.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Of course Amazon's a.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Companies run on AWS. Yeah, and big outage.

Speaker 11 (49:33):
And a ton of others that I didn't name. All
those sites were down overnight. So Amazon put out a
statement saying that engineers are working to figure it out,
and as of early this morning, the company says it's
an operational issue and that they're quote seeing significant signs
of recovery with most things going through now, So now
it's all about working through the backlogs to get everything
back up and running.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
To give him a call and help them out.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Dude, I just tell them to bypass the mainframe with
the proxy and the coax cable.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, the firewall.

Speaker 11 (50:01):
Well, all the Dodgers have to do right now is
hang out, wait to find out who they're going to
play in the World Series.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Two most exciting words in sports game seven yep, and
especially you don't have a rooting interest, like that's exactly right,
you're crapping blood if it's your team, Oh yeah, exactly
Otherwise exciting best some way.

Speaker 11 (50:19):
So it's all going to be decided tonight with the
Blue Jays and the Mariners. Game one of the World
Series will be on Friday. We don't know where though,
because if Seattle wins, Game one will be at Dodger Stadium.
If Blue Jays win, Game one will be in Toronto,
and the series will air on Foxfoxsports dot Com, Fox
Sports App, so you'll be covered. And last night on
Sunday Night Football, the forty nine Ers defense shut down

(50:41):
the Falcons. Christian McCaffrey scored twice and the Niners won
twenty to ten. Elsewhere in the league, the Rams blew
out the Jaguars in London, the Chiefs shut out the Raiders,
Colts beat the Chargers, the Broncos scored all thirty three
of their points in the fourth quarter to beat the
Giants in the last second.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Insane. And the Jets, Oh, they're still winless.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Week so perfect? Yeah, so perfect? Right, they want to
keep their he correctly playing.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
Yeah, Week seven reps on night right with the Monday
night football doubleheader early game between the Bucks and the Lions,
and the late game kicks out four hours later between
the Seahawks and the Texans.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah. I don't like these double headers on Monday night.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Every once in a while it's fine, but like in
the beginning of the season. Fine, but yeah, because it's
like it too early.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Yeah for all that that action.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah yeah, but for most people, like you know, four
pm still working. He's right, perfect for us, but we're not.
We don't have a normal schedule.

Speaker 13 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Well.

Speaker 11 (51:39):
Former NFL running back Doug Martin. He passed away on
Saturday at thirty six years old. He earned the nickname
muscle Hamster. That was because of his short size. He was, like,
right exactly, one of the best running backs in the league.
He played for twenty twelve to twenty eighteen. His family
announced his passing with a statement said that the cause
of death is currently unconfirmed, but the Bucks also put

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out a statement about the impact he made on the
franchise and a little more bad news. Sam Rivers the
basis for lymp Biscuit. He passed away over the weekend
at forty eight years old. The band confirmed his death
on Saturday and an Instagram posts saying they lost their brother.
The post remembered Rivers as pure magic, the soul in
the sound of the band, and Fred Durch shared a
video talking about how he met Rivers back in the

(52:22):
day and how he became member of the band. Durs
says he's gone through quote gallons and gallons of tears,
and no official cause of death has been announced for
him either. Well, this is something out.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Of a movie.

Speaker 11 (52:33):
Over the weekend, a group of thieves went into the
Louver in Paris and stole a bunch of priceless jewelry.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Yeah, in this day and age.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Security, Well they did exactly.

Speaker 11 (52:46):
They did it kind of the old fashioned way. Copsay
went down in broad daylight in the museum's Apollo room
and the thieves disguised themselves as workmen, just made their
way inside using a freight elevator like old school.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
So here at the ready station, you walk in the building.
Just to get up the elevator, you need to fob in,
I need to scan in.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I think there's seven scans into this studio.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Don't they have something like that to move?

Speaker 16 (53:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Right, you would think all this priceless stuff that's there, And.

Speaker 11 (53:14):
You hear about that with ATMs, like people just dress
as workmen and like, you know, take it with them.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
And that's what they did.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
I think I told you, Like our buddy Tony years ago,
like his own thing was to like his friends. They
had this deal going, like I'm trying to use an
example of a place like cheesecake factory. Right, okay, So
the goal would be to get a complete table setting
from a cheesecake factory. So whoever was the first friend
to be able to do it would win, quote unquote right.

(53:41):
And so that meant like you had to have an
entree plate, a fork, a knife, a spoon, one of
their napkins, one of the small butter plates.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, and then that can that then oh and and
whatever the ketchup and sugar packet caddy thing was you
had to have that. How do you take the entree
place that you just take it? You forgot one other element,
the mat. That's where I'm going, okay. So that's where
it started. While he had tackled it was a local place.

(54:11):
He had tackled all the other stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
He had everything, and just to have one up on
everybody else who was still trying to collect the full place.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
He walked in.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
It's like a Friday night place is packed, right, And
in the entryway of the place was this big like
those rugs. Then they have their like people to wipe
their feet with its raining and stuff outside and it
had the name of the place, like.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Oh my god, what it is? Yeah, and he goes,
excuse me. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
He clears, like as if you work there, clears everybody out,
rolls it up, walk puts it over his shoulder, he
walks it.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
It's a big ass rug, like a big heavy he's
like dragging out. Nobody works there says anything. It's like
they just figures like, oh, he must be here to
do something.

Speaker 10 (54:49):
You act like you're supposed to be there.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
So then he brought it home and he had this
rug from this sports bar.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Like shows friends kick their ass in the place. That's hilarious, idiot.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
He inspired me because I ended up after we worked
together for a while, I did that to him Marriott Hotel.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
He took a mat.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, but then I ended up leaving it because I
felt that. Oh and then and then there was the
other one he did. I don't know because he's like, yeah,
he's gotta act like you're supposed to be no one.
Remember he went to the Red Lobster again. Lobby full
of people, busy night. They're like where you walk in
the door and they take it like someone standing there
with the clipboard to take your names. Okay, it's that
kind of busy, right, Yeah. So he's leaving the red

(55:33):
Lobster on the way out, reaches into the tank, grabs
the lobster, and a lobby full of people and that's
a that's a conversation piece in the lobby. Everybody said,
they're looking at it.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
He just reaches in, grabs one of them, walks right
past the chick with the clipboard.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
He's saying, she goes, have a good night.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
She holds the door for him.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
He's holding this lobster.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
That's great, insane.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I don't know what he did with it, go, yeah,
let it go in the parking lot. I don't know,
but yeah, it just shows it. No one's really paying
attention to anything. Do you think, like there's so much
security at the loop that's red lobster? Like you think
the louver? Yeah, locked down, it has the Mona Lisa.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
And do you know what Tony was doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
It was in Paris.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
The group was able to force open a window. They
used an angle grinder.

Speaker 11 (56:17):
They got in, they took the jewels, they took off
on motorcycles in less than seven minutes.

Speaker 10 (56:22):
The whole thing.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
The thieves dumped all the gear and they're all their
disguises and there on the run.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
But what are you gonna do with that stuff? That's
the thing. Anybody knows what that is.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
He keeps it in their vaults.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
A picasso that was taken over the weekend. The painting
stuff also went missing. I don't really understand, like, yeah,
what do you do with that? You know, somebody buys
it and put it, puts it in a private collection
and then sits there forever. But when it comes to
the diamond and jewelry stuff like Kim Kardashian stuff was
never found ever again after she got robbed.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
And stuff like people like so rich people bought that.
But whatever, it's the louver obviously almost like maybe a
one of one history.

Speaker 11 (57:02):
Yeah, literally, I'll tell you it was jewels from French crowns.
So people will be looking for those.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Yeah, like, you can't just bring that to the pawn shop,
right exactly, but they break them down.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
If you're going to say you cut them into other pieces.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Well, two of them have already been found.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
That's good.

Speaker 11 (57:17):
And this is the first time the loop has been
targeted over one hundred years. The last thing that was
stolen was in nineteen eleven and it was that's right.
That's what made it popular In case people say, oh,
well moda Lisa because it's so perfect. No, no, no,
it's it got famous because it was stolen. Well, a
United Airline's flight, Oh Greg, you'll love this, going from

(57:38):
Denver to Los Angeles had to make an emergency landing
after the wind shield of the plane cracked.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
During the flight. Ye like a hit it. They think
it came from space space debris.

Speaker 11 (57:49):
Well, the plane was flying over Utah and out of nowhere,
this object, like you said, it just hit the windshield,
cut the pilot.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
The crazy thing is they don't know what hit it.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
Some do think it's space to bree or a tiny meteor,
but apparently the odds of that happening are like one
in a trillion.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
So what's the other Are there planes flying at eighty
thousand feet?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Is there like a military that's not a bird at
that altitude?

Speaker 6 (58:12):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Is it like drones that we don't aliens?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
No aliens, aliens exactly.

Speaker 11 (58:20):
Well, the plane landed in Salt Lake City, no other
injuries besides the pilot getting cut from the windshield while flying.
The trial for x NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez that's going
to start in early December, and we already have a
little plot twist. The judge who was going to oversee
that case step down, and we don't know why she
stepped down. She has been criticized before her for being
too lenient, but she also rejected cameras in the courtroom.

Speaker 6 (58:43):
But the new judge says.

Speaker 11 (58:44):
It's all going to be on TV, and you know,
I love a good courtroom drama.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Yeah, so I am pretty stoked about that, and that's
what's going on when.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Thank you very much show. So there's a story in
the new about this argument that breaks out at the
McDonald's in Florida, Polk County, Florida.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
Keep that in mind.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
He was one of our favorite people from Polk County.
The SoundBite machine himself sheriff.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
So he had a little something to say about this
one too. He said, two idiots in the drive through.
They were told that they couldn't be served because I
guess McDonald's they were just overwhelmed at the time with
online orders.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Which that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Someone's in the drive through anytime, I'm sorry, we can't
take your order because we're we're overwhelmed.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
By online orders. How busy is it?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Yeah, I've never heard of that. I worked a McDonald's.
I never remember being able to tell people no, sorry.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Somebody can call it like a whole wedding order.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
And we used to do thirty nine cent cheeseburger nights
on Tuesday night. We just camp out.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Now this is nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety four promotions
and prices.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
But I will say that it was packed. The McDonald's
in Orlando by Disney always popping.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Ye of course.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Yeah, Well, these two idiots didn't like being told that,
so they started threatening the employee over the drive through speaker,
saying that they're gonna beat him up. They're gonna like
wait around for him to be off work and then
they're gonna beat his ass. Then they went inside, pulled
out a gun and threatened to shoot everybody inside.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
It's not that good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
So one of the employees tried to wrestle the gun
away and as he's doing that, it went off and
one of these two idiots that came in got hit
in the neck. Oh unfortunately he survived, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
But here's our favorite sound bite, Sheriff Polk County Sheriff
Grady bringing the gold talking about what went down at
the at the McDonald's.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Because there's a rabble a foot right now in McDonald's.
We could call it a mcgrabble. These guys we've threatened
to shoot the place up. So now he's trying to
protect his manager, himself, the store, the customers. They're threatening
to mix shoot up the place. And as they tried
to grab his gun, pulls the trigger and he shoots

(01:01:00):
Peter's story in the neck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
It was a very minor wound. But you know what
the reality of it is.

Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
He has a right to stand his ground and protect
himself and these guys are threatening to do violence after
they've already threatened on the outside of the store and
came inside.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
So so far we've got a couple of miles whatever.
But the man, he really finishes strong hair.

Speaker 12 (01:01:25):
When you start shooting mcguns, you get people's attention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
It was just a MC mess.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
It was wow, and there you have drama. He's a
sound bite machine, this guy. You can love him or
hate him for different things that he uh, but the
sound bites are always great.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Is he like just dropping video recaps of stuff? YouTube
show is coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, right back his great.

Speaker 17 (01:02:00):
Garbage Day. Not garbage here, Pete Paul, Hey, don't forget.
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they leave it out for
an extra day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It's four year the Woody Show, and.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody,
Greg Minis, Gina gran We got Sea Mass Morgan is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What is
the phone number? If you want to call him be
part of whatever it is. You can always send us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Find
us on social media. Look for us there at the

(01:02:38):
Woody Show. Roe versus Bros. Roe v Bro, yep v Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back,
and I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's
these these people being questioned about health kind of things.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
It's to find out how much men know about women's
bodies in the US. Yeah, college campus is in public
places and just ask them trivia questions, like.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going to
be the first woman in space, They asked if one
hundred tampons would.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Be enough enough. They didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
It's just a bunch of like science dorks, you know,
like I don't know how a thousand they didn't have
Google how many?

Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
How many tamp should we send any literally any female
to ask trail?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah, they're like a hundred.

Speaker 16 (01:03:29):
Like no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
For a couple of years, wasn't there like a.

Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Whole movie about how it was women that actually sent
people to space?

Speaker 16 (01:03:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
The what's it called the Secret Life? Of NASA something. Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about
hidden figures, thank.

Speaker 10 (01:03:49):
You, But what's it about?

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
It was all about behind the computers, all these women
in the yeah, the space program that actually like did
all the work.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Well that yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Made sense, Like whatever you said it before related, you know,
whatever you just said before, like what Gina got it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Yeah, we basically that's that's how I wanted to say.
But yes, it's a true story. But yeah, it's some
ladies did some math, which is great and admirable. But
there were literally, thank you, there were literally thousands upon
thousands of engineers and scientists, including those including those ladies. Yeah,
and there wasn't any women to ask around there, And
I go, well, they made a whole movie, Shane Gillis's

(01:04:28):
very funny, got it. It's called watch a movie, thank you,
asking asking bros questions about chicks and reproductive health, women's
health stuff, and we'll see how we can do.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I would love to see how you guys do it.

Speaker 11 (01:04:41):
The first question kind of sets the stage for how
these videos usually go down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Okay, here we go, row the bro.

Speaker 18 (01:04:48):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex.

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
All right, so and he'll I'd like you to hear
his answer, Okay, yeah, I mean, I mean, it just
depends how much pain they want to end there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I think they once second real answers one second.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
Right, one second?

Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Really goes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Serious? He screwing around, but he's also I don't he's
not wrong, right.

Speaker 18 (01:05:12):
How long do women have to wait after giving birth
before they can have sex?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I mean, I mean it just depends how much pain
they want to end there. I think they got one second,
real answers one second, right. His doctor told us he
phrased it. He says, he phrased incorrectly, not pain, how much,
how much, how horny they are? How much fun?

Speaker 9 (01:05:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yeah, he's downside second later. Let's let's go around the room.
Greg Gory. Three weeks, three weeks, menace. I don't know
if they have to, but it's recommended a month, right,
a month.

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
I'm going to say six weeks, six weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
My my official doctor guest was six weeks. Also, it
is six weeks. I know it's six weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Actually, there's a little wiggle room for some of you
horned up boys.

Speaker 11 (01:05:52):
It sends four to six weeks. Okay, because when the
placenta leaves, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Like an open wound.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
You gotta let that ye up exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
But we were always told you six weeks, Yes you do.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want to bleed out, get an infection?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You all right? Row v Bros.

Speaker 18 (01:06:15):
Question number two, Guess how much blood women lose during
a sea section and tell us when to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
So they're pouring it about to stop? Now, how much
blood do they lose?

Speaker 18 (01:06:25):
Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
and tell us when.

Speaker 15 (01:06:29):
To stop and tell us when they're there was no
good way to cut that, but we have a measurement
we do.

Speaker 10 (01:06:37):
We have like you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
During a probably not a ton. Now are they saying,
is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth?
I'm assuming I don't know, doctor.

Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
Just how much?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
How about what do they lose during a sea section?

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
A pint for out?

Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm
gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court,
a court, you gotta check it. The answer is one
leader one leader.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Yeah, it's like half a two liter PEPSI.

Speaker 10 (01:07:20):
Okay, it's half a two leaders?

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
How much?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
How much is one leader? It's half of a two
leader to visual bottle of Okay, how many pints is that?

Speaker 13 (01:07:34):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Over two pints? Cross?

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Am I correct in saying that the amount of blood
that a woman loses on average, like for a period
is like three table space.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
It's it's very different, which seems so so low almost
because you guys need one hundred tampas from one period?
Is that how much it is?

Speaker 19 (01:07:54):
Though?

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Three girls are different though like some are heavy flow,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
But even still like I think it's like not much think.

Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
I think it's kind of a it's on a technicality
because you're losing other stuff, but the blood colors it red,
so there's a lot more stuff coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to the
deal with chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I have a picture of a sea because my buddies
took a photo of his kid coming out when his
wife got one face and answer your question what he
is for? It is wonderful tablespoons. There's a lot of
blood like between look called beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
Nothing that ever interested.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
There's a good reaction.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Imagine when put the put the camera on menace and
this okay, so put the camera on menace. People love
reaction from five seconds? Ready, five seconds? Five seconds one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I looked at Ready, here we go on on account
of three one. I'm looking at from a movie. Look
at it five seconds in describe it five seconds? What
is it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It looks like like a grimlin or something.

Speaker 10 (01:09:19):
Wait, it's about to go down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I looked at it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:23):
It is not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I'm sending you a second one, which is even funnier,
where it's just a head. It's like, oh yeah, wait,
hold on, I'm remembering now Sea Best. Didn't you have
like a coworker that posted it on social media? That's
what I said.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Sorry, ears aren't working because I'm looking at the stupid
photo at this one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Okay, that's gross man. Yeah, the reason I have these
Sea Section photos is again they were posted on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
He's very proud, older father. It looks like it looks
like a decapitated baby's heads sitting on that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
It's so off.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I do see some blood out there, so I mean
two leaders. Oh and by the way, in that other phone,
look where the doctor's right hand is the doctor's hand
is going down below in that second one you got,
and he's cramming. The baby's head is popping up way
above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's the way that
Morgan get that turnout. Oh yeah, you can kind of
like go underneath and like push up on the other wall,

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push up from behind it.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
I will say it worked very well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
That's how toilet plungers still lize. You're not pushing water,
you're pushing air.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
How are these five grown adults in the room with
this not just all vomiting right now?

Speaker 18 (01:10:33):
That's how much blood women lose during a sea section
and tell us when to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
All right, So it's one leader. Leader is the answer.
Let's see what this bro.

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
Said, what does the sections go ahead?

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
I'm just telling you the answer because a lot of
times they're like, though, yeah, I just wanted to do
to you.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
The first guy, I'd be like, she likes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
By the way, how many women knew one leader?

Speaker 19 (01:10:55):
Not many?

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Anyway, this one you should all get.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
All right, Let's see what does a C and C
section stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I can't say that word on the radio. Take me
a second, S word right, Yeah, that's exactly. Oh, I
think I know it because it comes out of there.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
All right, Morgan, what do you think cesarean?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Alright, men, cleatorus clataorus. That's what the C and C
section stands for.

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
Clatorist section, excuse melatorius section.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It's backed by the gloves and the towels.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
You're going to go past betting, past the automotive.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Section you see outdoors. He's gone too far. Yeah, look
for the camping stoves directly across from the camping stone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
You got stone, you got the clatorus section. Yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean, Yeah,
that is That is the answer.

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
That is correct. And do you know why this is
a very sea bass fun fact. I'm going to give
you The word cesarean comes from the Latin verb do
you know padera sadara. It means to cut, So cesarean
section means the cutting operations.

Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Johanna stays intact. Yeah, exactly, all right. Question number four,
bro 'm sorry row the bros.

Speaker 10 (01:12:14):
Can you get pregnant if you pull out before ejaculating?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
All right, so this I know what's just going for here?
And uh the real answers No, what do you mean
the real answers, But they want to scare you into
thinking yes.

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,
But in what situation has that ever happened?

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Well, the answer, I think, technically answer is yes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Right, that's what they're sing.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
You said? You said the real answers no, but yeah,
like not my reality statistically correct answers know. However, it
technically is yes, because there are sperm in pre ejaculate.
But it's right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
But yeah, it's not a high concentration of it allegedly
m hm, but like it just takes one.

Speaker 15 (01:12:54):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
What if your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right,
and then you know that's the one that busts through.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
Your egg, that's a swimming chaic tour section.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Turns out you are right.

Speaker 11 (01:13:12):
It doesn't itself contains sperm, but if they're left in
the urethra from a recent sash, uh, those can get
mixed in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
That's point very good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Point One more one more row v Bro question number five.
How long does sperm live in a vagina?

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
How long did it camp out there vagina?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Like like a month secting a month.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Yeah, damn well, if you want to make sure you
don't get pregnant, if like there was an accident in
condom breaks or whatever, you do, right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I've literally never to people that's not you're not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Do.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
You just spray a little bleach up there.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Throw yourself down the stairs, right right?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, Like there are there are people who have tried
like the whole like condom broke, and so they aggressively do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
It's too late, it's not the way it works aggressive, right,
But how long is it live an answer? Or something
like two days?

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Okay, I was going to say, like two hours it
stays up in there, doctor living up there, stay living
up there?

Speaker 10 (01:14:29):
And are they just swimming around just hanging.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Like how are they swimming?

Speaker 10 (01:14:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
They stuck to the walls, like I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours
eight hours. The answer is up to five days days. Yeah,
they can live in the cervical Oh, Greg's gonna throw up.
They're going to live in the cervical mucus if it's
happening during a fertility window.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
So beautiful, it's so out of the pregnancy sex question.
What woman knows the answer to this stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Though?

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna
have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
My oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously, you're so good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
All of the blood has rushed out of your face.
You're like white.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Maybe look, maybe I made the poor choice. Are you
looking at my face?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Textas came in, I got pregnant with the pull out method.
People have to be fair. The guy may have not
pulled out properly. Yeah yeah, or in time he got
second better better safe than sorry if you if you
don't get a good game, yeah, yeah, that's your game. Well,
when I first started, it would have been got awful,

(01:15:44):
but I didn't try it back then, Beau, I knew
I couldn't trust myself smart.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Well, thank you very much. Grab that row v bros.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Menace birthday month update? Yes, so, uh where are we at?

Speaker 19 (01:16:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
You got to cross off at the party suite thing? Yeah,
I did.

Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
Thank you to TCL for woktting that up their TCL
suite at Sofi Stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
We had a bunch of fun hanging out with some listeners.

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
H Morgan was there. Yeah, and they provided Tyler was there.
They provided so much food that I was I was stuff.
Yea even had enough food for Tyler. It was shocking.
And a birthday cake and a birthday cake. Yeah, they're
very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
So thank you to them for that. That was that
was massive. So that we check off the list. And
then what else? Oh, a trip to Dubai giveaway. Yeah,
it's October and you know what that means. It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Mind the counter is.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
His actual birthday is on the twenty eighth year, and
for years on his birthday month wishless.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
He's always put this he wants to fly first class
to Dubai on Emirates. Yeah, and I was like wow,
because we've seen videos and everything else looks pretty sick.
Hell yeah, finally Emmerts heard him in for it. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
you guys have no idea what we had to go
through to get this done. But uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Menace was surprised. But I told him like, hey, man,
I'll go with you. What because you know, I don't
like international travel, but I am so interested in this plane.
I just want to see the plane. That's the whole
point for me is to see the plane. So we
are taking the flight ye to Dubai, but we're turning
into an extreme weekend trip. We will leave on a Friday,

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we land back here on.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
Sunday, insane.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
In the meantime we will have gone to Dubai and
back and you could join us a private suite. Well
pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
I mean it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Look up, look up first class on that airline because
here's better than your house, so check it out. So
of course we had to go through the risk management department,
which then led to discussions with the lawyers and all
these different things because we've never done like fas.

Speaker 13 (01:18:18):
Radio.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
So so just you know, read all the official rules
on the woodieshow dot com to get like the the
the official official stuff. But we're not supposed to call
it a trip to Dubai. We can say fly to Dubai, okay, right, because.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
I don't I don't know like what trip insinuates, but
like you're going on you are going to Dubai.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
But that's but that's all spelled out in the rules
and we've said a million times, like you're not staying.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Do these people think they're doing a good job? They
give us the rules.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Yeah, I have no idea, So way to go, buddy.
We're not supposed to say you want a trip to Dubai,
so we say you're gonna fly to Dubai. So there's that,
and then, uh, we're not supposed to What was it
something about oh yeah, we can't say Emirates.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Oh yeah, you can't say yeah, but that's.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
The airline that we are flying. Okay, so I guess
I can the official like stuff that we post, Like,
you can't say.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Because they're not partner, right, but we're like, I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I would like, well, it's definitely not spirit. I would
like somebody I can tell you why. I like somebody
to call over to Emirates Airlines and just say, hey,
just FYI. We're spending twenty five thousand dollars plus per
person per person, so at least seventy five thousand dollars,
and you're getting all this mentioned on the on the
radio about a lifelong dream of a of a cast

(01:19:37):
member on the show to fly your airline first class
because we love it so much, we're paying for it.
We're not asking for anything in return, nothing at all?

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Okay? If we just mentioned Emirates, no secret. So as
we're talking about it, just no, I'm reading you. I'm
reading through some of the stuff that, like, my time's
been taken up with with these like meetings and emails
and everything else.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
It's it's been driving the promotions department crazy. Shout out
to our promotions department and everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
You know what, emersil pbobly say, you know what you
should have told us about this years ago. We would
have loved to partner with you. Yes, well, we would
have loved to too, but our sales staff blows here.
So here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Emrits is not an official partner of this in any way,
shape or form. We are paying for the tickets, you
are going to be paying the taxes. We are not
paying for you to stay in Dubai. It's a fly
to Dubai and back with us. If you want to stay,
that's fine, that is on your dime. But the whole
idea is for you to go to Dubai and back
with medicinine for this extreme. The whole idea is of

(01:20:39):
an extreme weekend trip.

Speaker 12 (01:20:40):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
The point is extreme caviar thirty hours with menace.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
So here is how you can win and it's official.
So if you go to the woodieshow dot com, you
tell us why you think we should pick you. Why
do you deserve to fly to Dubai? And your answer
should be as truthful and as creative as possible. We're
gonna select five semifinalists who will be interviewed here on

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the air, and then the finalists will be posted online
and then the rest of the listeners will have a
chance to vote on of those five who the listener
thinks should be going on the trip. Out of those five,
that vote will narrow it down the top two vote getters.
Menace and I of course have final say because we're
the ones stuck with you. Yeah, we we have said
that from the very beginning of the of the conception

(01:21:27):
of the idea of this contest.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Don't be annoying and don't be trying to be too funny,
because Menace will vote you out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Yeah yeah, you won't even make it to the finalist.
And it's completely and in the rules of this way,
it is completely at our discretion who wins.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
This is not like oh, random drawing, No random drawing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
We are picking somebody, but you guys will help us
narrow it down to who the top two vote getters are.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
It's like a GT.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
Greg it is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Got them. Oh yeah uh.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
No tax liability will be covered, No hotel will be provided.
Only the round trip flight, and the trip is gonna happen,
we think somewhere, Like I would say, because let's get
past things, Sam, let's just say early December. Okay, So
that gives you some time if you need to go
get a passport, because you've got to have a pass
you gotta you gotta have a time. Yeah, we gotta

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like book it in advance, you know, at least a
couple of weeks in advance. So like we got to
do the contest. So let's just call it early December thereabouts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Cool. But there you go. That's a that's how it works.

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
It's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
You can sign up right now.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
Go to the woodieshow dot com and tell us why
you deserve to go on the extreme weekend trip fly
to Dubai with Menace and I Dream from the Woody Show.
Sign up right now, just go to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
Menaces Birthday Month sponsored by the letter L for Loser
and by the number zero, the official percentage that a
grown man with a birthday month could ever be cool?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I don't know. I had a screenshot of it in
my head otherwise known as a memory photographic man just
before I add all these screenshots flash before. This is
the Woody Show text that came in over to two
to nine eight seven. I'm trying to decide if I'm
gonna make it a Yeah, all right, yeah, I think

(01:23:14):
I think it qualifies. Oh, retard alert. Retard alert again.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Uh, this one says, why should I pay the taxes
on the Dubai trip? F that ish you're trying to
get people to join your contest, you should pay for everything?

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, jerks? Yeah, so you get a twenty five thousand
dollars round trip ticket for the cost of the taxes
on the trip.

Speaker 10 (01:23:40):
Is that not enough?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Yeah? I wonder how many people are actually going to enter,
considering that they're roughly paid twenty five hundred dollars just
to go. Again, I know what tax pract you're in
twenty five it's a minimum twenty five thousand dollars ticket,
depending on you know what the dates are.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
That's what that's what you're looking I get it. Yeah,
So people who were like, you know what, I love
to fly first class to do by. But I just
don't have twenty five thousand dollars. I'd be willing to
spend whatever that, whatever that cost to the taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
That's what you're winning.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
And if you don't want to do that, of course,
there's a simple solution, which is and that is, don't
sign up to win. When I was on the prices,
when I say, when SeaBASS was on the price is right,
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Wanted to take long trip in Cleveland, which they wanted
to value over seven thousand dollars, I didn't say f
that is I did laugh in their face because it
was Cleveland. It's not because of the money, because I
knew the deal going into it, and I just wanted
to do the prices right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Yeah, so he didn't take the prize, But in this case,
you don't if that's not going to be. If that's
a no go for you, I do understand. You also
find the designer sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Weekend cheers and jeers menace.

Speaker 9 (01:24:47):
Well, I went to the track in Austin and I
went to F one and dude, that place is over
the top. There's a theme park at the track. Oh
my god, I mean they're not done with it. Yeah,
but they allowed some of the people to ride the
coasters that are done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
They have a miniature golf course, they have all these
v I P experiences like it is the best track
that I've been to so far. It absolutely rules. So
I had a great time being at F one, but
I did leave early to go hang out at the
Sofi suite. Thank you to t C L and letting
us use their suite to have like a little party

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inside of.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
It for which one? Which one was the cheers? They're
both cheers. No, you got to pick one?

Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
Pick one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
No, you cantet you got to pick one text out
of the thousands of the listeners we have. I'm asking you.
That's the This is. This is like when there's a
survey like do you think yes, no, and people will
I don't know. It's just good, okay if you if
you're I'm putting you on the spot, like you have
to pick one. I guess you had to pick one
which will be the Austin race because that I have.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
Not experienced before. Fair enough, It's not that it's not
to say that the other one is not good or
not fun or not.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Which is the one to hide?

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Right? That's cool. I feel we should highlight it because
because our friends. I agree, you mentioned it in the
birthday month recap and everything. I'm just asking which one
you enjoyed their most, Like if you had to pick one,
I mean, they're all great, But if I had to
pick one thing up this menu, what would I go with?
And you pick the one thing?

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
I'll okay, I'll uh up, I'll stick to the new
rules and then okay, I agree, And.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
That's always been the rules. Well, I just maybe some
people don't have was it the rules on cheers and jeers?
You know? The jeers is? The jeers is like? Why
are people so weird? Why are people so freaking weird?

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
Like I have some friends that are getting stoked by
some weirdo and like posting photos of them on the internet.
I I I see weirdos on the internet all the time.
But yesterday I go through the drive through and I'm
ordering my food and then the guy that I'm interacting
with he gives me like this super weird look, and

(01:27:10):
I go that odd right and I look over and
he taped a little sign that says sorry, I don't know.
It says I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out right now,
and he taped it. He wrote it on some weird
piece of paper and taped it right under the window

(01:27:33):
facing out so the customers see it. Yeah, he didn't
mention it or anything. I just noticed the sign and
then I drove off and then I said, you know what, Well, yeah,
I said, what what's he sorry about?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
I go? We had a perfectly normal interaction.

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
You ordered, and I ended up just throwing away the food.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
When I got home.

Speaker 19 (01:27:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
The guy was just being off. So you think you
did something to the food or worried? Yeah? Yeah, and
I was worried about that as well, like.

Speaker 10 (01:28:05):
Giving me a hostage situation.

Speaker 9 (01:28:06):
Have you ever had that situation where you look over
and somebody taped a little weirdo sign saying I'm really.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out. I wouldn't
need that.

Speaker 10 (01:28:17):
It's a call for help.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
I wouldn't eat that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
It is maybe a call for help, But I'm not
the guy. You know, that's weird?

Speaker 10 (01:28:25):
Why why be weird?

Speaker 11 (01:28:27):
I don't think management is going to like hearing that
he posted that sign up there either.

Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
Yeah, that's not And again given like bizarre, bizarre looks
and stuff like that, And that's what I noticed first,
and then the sign that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
It's kind of scary. So you you agree to trash
the food, right, you don't eat that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
I would probably still eat it, but I would think
I would think something later in the day is going
down there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Right, because the guy at the counter is probably not
handling that food. That's a different that's the person he
was off. I think he might have helped prepare it
because he was taking a little bit of time.

Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
You know, you do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
You get some unsuspecting sucker and you go, oh my god,
this is so good. You gotta try it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
And you get to try it, and you see left
it tastes weird, you're feeling chemically at all.

Speaker 9 (01:29:14):
Then you can just go ahead, okay, let's let's let's
say you know, okay, yeah, he's going through some stuff
and he had to make a little sign about it
to let everybody know. Like, dude, everybody, I don't care
what you think. Uh, you know, somebody might have a
perfect life. No one has a perfect perfect life. Everyone

(01:29:34):
has issues. Everyone has some type of problem that's going on,
no matter if they're a billionaire, and everybody's dealing with
somebody is always dealing with something.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Except for you, right, this is why therapy sucks.

Speaker 9 (01:29:45):
Yeah, it's just like somebody is always always dealing with something,
so like to be like super dramatic about it, we
put it on people like dude, like, come on, but.

Speaker 11 (01:29:55):
If you went to therapy, you wouldn't have to put
signs up and freak all your cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I don't know, Just suck it up.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
What's Gina grad weekend? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
Yeah, big cheers.

Speaker 11 (01:30:04):
I had my group of girls over the you know,
the my girlfriends that I've had for the last twenty years,
and uh had them out to.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
The house for the first time to see what a
home buyer looks like.

Speaker 11 (01:30:14):
Oh god, yeah that was really fun. They were really,
uh really proud of me. And it was so funny
because are you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
The first person in your group to own the house
in the nucleus of the Europe? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
Did you go the hot tub?

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Yeah, we turned that out.

Speaker 10 (01:30:27):
Did you make out?

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Obviously? But it was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Sure, there riks like drinks in the hot tub. That's
the that's the formula for Leslie.

Speaker 11 (01:30:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's the magical lixir. So we all
may know, and uh, it's so funny. I don't know
if you guys say stuff like this, And I don't
think I was being like I didn't mean to be
self deprecating, but they're like, you bought a house.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
I'm like, well, technically the bank owns it, like wah wah,
Like I didn't know how to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
I feel like I couldn't like take them.

Speaker 10 (01:30:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
It's not that good. Yeah, it's one thing if you
started it, you started, can you guys believe about a house? Guys,
the fact that your friends and people that you're close
to are happy for nice. So many times people even
your friends and family, your closest friends and family members,
they just can't find it within themselves to be happy
for you. And they say you're so lucky, and so.

Speaker 15 (01:31:19):
When they are enjoy it, yeah, and they I mean
there there might like people either.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
Like we all got a house, this is our house,
this is your house. For that rule that was really fun.

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
But the jeers of this new homeownership, the shock and
the confusion of these bills coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
Yeah, I mean there's nobody to call, Like I call
the landlord.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
It's like, what do we do and is this the price?

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Always don't worry.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
That stops after about a month, so we might.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Be housewore, but we're happy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
You'll settle it, Yeah, you'll you'll figure it out.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
Yeah, you'll ease into it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
It's just that initial getting anything new used to it
and you got to figure out what works for you
your system and for water now right, for garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
And I hope this never goes away. But I'll walk
around our a little place and be.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Like, love this house. Yeah, this house, and whatever you
want to do, you can just do it like you don't.
You may have to save or whatever, but like you
don't have to get anything of his permission.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Yeah, the ho is in your house. You want to
paint walls, you want to move things around, you know,
do some renovation, put new floors in, Like you do that.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
So fancy I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:32:33):
And I always be like, who would ever renovate a bathroom?
Who sees your bathroom?

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Like, oh, I want to renovate the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:32:38):
Has your husband gotten into the power tools that he wants?

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
Yeah, he asked me to get him one, and then
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
You know what I got it?

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Get I got it it sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
I buy it and he puts it together.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
That's the deal, all right, yeah, because I buy what
I want and he uh he goes with it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
So really good.

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
But all all homeowner centric right now.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
It's the uh, it's the growing pains learning curve of
home ownership.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
Oh yeah, happily going broke.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Eight seven seven forty four. Text us over to two
two nine eight seven. Another response to the fly to
Dubai thing. Get ft, you smart asses. You'll pay twenty
five thousand dollars, but you won't pay twenty five hundred
dollars more.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
M O O r E.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
If if it's not worth it to you to pay
the taxi, then don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
And you're not entitled to anything. And also tell us
to every game show in the history of ever. But
by the way, also by the way, uh, the original
plan was just medicine. I to do it on our own. Yeah,
And then I got and then I got the idea,
you know, it would be fun, and we had some
extra money in the budget. I go, you know it'd
be fun. Let's bring a listener with us, and let's
give you a chance to be a part of it.

(01:33:44):
Going to be and you don't have to be. But
if you want to sign up to fly to dubuy
with medicine I you can go to the Woody Show
dot com. Drew Care the lottery, Yeah, just go to
the woodieshow dot com. The people are so dumb, would

(01:34:08):
be dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Baout insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
Thank you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great. Gory
menace is here.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
We got Gina. There is Sebastian seas he ever got Morgan.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven. Yeah, dumb people, this is in Florida, of course.
Woman pulls up at a gas station and went inside
to pay for her gas. While she was inside, a

(01:34:38):
man walks up to the car, gets in, and takes
off with her vehicle. The woman calls nine to one
one immediately because she had left something pretty important in
the back seat.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Her one year old baby is in the back seat
of the car.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
As soon as the thief saw the kid, he backed
up returned it while saying that he wouldn't have taken
it if he knew there was a kid in there
with a heart that had I known there was a kid,
I would inconvenience you all day. But yeah, I ruin
your life for weeks. I am now here's her called
nine one one one.

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
No, that's like.

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Any help.

Speaker 16 (01:35:22):
Welcome birt.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
He bought my car, we're going on to tell it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
No, so random guy of the gas station just try
to take off with my car.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
He noticed my son wasn't in here, so we bought
it back.

Speaker 8 (01:35:35):
But he really about left with my child when.

Speaker 18 (01:35:36):
I ran until the gap, and he tried to steal
your car.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
Like, yes, he's apologizing, but he still just tried to
steal my car. What this guy's a newbeever I got.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
I got a couple of things on this because, yeah,
the guy took off, but the chick followed him with
her baby. Okay, follows this justice and uh, I guess
he was trying to find a place to hide down
the street. The police arrested him and so he's off
to jail. Okay, but like, all right, you got your
kid out of danger. Why are you following the guy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Call the cops, tell him which way he went and
that kind of but like you have your baby with you,
who almost got abducted, like legitimate, So why are you
doing that? You the baby in the car? Why because
there's something happened. You're putting your.

Speaker 8 (01:36:21):
Kids in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
The locks apparently yea, yeah, you're you're putting your baby
in danger. I guess you're also putting the baby in
danger leaving it in the car while you run inside
exactly one.

Speaker 8 (01:36:31):
People always say, well, it was only for one minute, Okay,
it only takes a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
The second thing, I will bring up what's with nine
one one operators? They always seem so angry this.

Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
I've been saying this forever. They all sound they're not
just staying cars like, ma'am, ma'am may like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
That understand, just right off the bat, right in the
middle of my stories, your kid is about to get kidnapped. People,
it's one one. People are calling.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
They're probably in distress. Some type of emergency is happening
nine one one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
How can I help? What's your emergency? Just something like
you're there to like, I'm so you are? You sound
like a d MD and.

Speaker 10 (01:37:21):
They are.

Speaker 6 (01:37:22):
I don't care, ma'am what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
I asked, what's your account number?

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
I'm busy for the third time, yeah, didn't I enter
the account number to get to you in the first
race to help exped out your call. Please enter your
account number if you don't have it, handy press four.

Speaker 10 (01:37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
It's almost as if government workers are kind of slow
and like not, I don't care, they're bad at their jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
I'm I'm okay if she's not getting paid right now,
like it's a it's on a case by case base.
Everybody else like that. I know right now, I'm just
saying for her, I'm okay with.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Her not getting paid. Specifically, as she can get all
that back page, she'll be fine.

Speaker 8 (01:38:02):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I was trying trying to sell my old the old
card that broke the old Honda. I had the same
problem with because like I was getting problems, but they
wouldn't send the right toad truck because it was in
a parking deck. Called the company that's doing this. Okay,
yeah sir, what's your number? It's like, okay, here's But
it was the same attitude like not like, oh okay,
let's figure out what's going on. Okay, No, don't tell me, no.

Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
Tell me what this is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Jesus Christ, so nice? Why you right? Why are you
screaming at me, what do you want?

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
One?

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
One me help you, ma'amum eight seven four Woodie when
you when you call in here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Morgan is very pleasant.

Speaker 10 (01:38:43):
Sometimes sometimes some dumb calls.

Speaker 5 (01:38:47):
Okay, sorry, but I've walked by and I can hear
you in there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
For the most part, Yes, And people will talk your
ear off and you'll stay on the phone with him.
I would not.

Speaker 10 (01:38:56):
Yeah, a lot of stories.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Why are you still talking?

Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
I heard you on the phone the other day and
it was an ababe moment.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
You were so oh.

Speaker 10 (01:39:05):
I was tearing up the other day with what this
girl was telling me. Yeah, her mom just passed and
she always listened to the show the mom did so
shout out to whatever your name was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Morgan's like, I really feel free. You're not getting on
the air, but thanks for talking to me.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
She has for people, but sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
No offense. But I think our prior phone screen probably
wouldn't have been so caring.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
Why would she be offended. She's a caring person.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
No offense to.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Julianne's Oh, I was like, yeah, I have fired phone
screamers in the past because they were just being dicks
to people on the phone. It's like I didn't want
that to be a repend, like if anybody's gonna be
the dicks exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:39:48):
It's like customer services us tell.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
People to go after themselves at the front line.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Let us do it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:54):
Our job.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
That's harder.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
come back and then Sea Bass has something for us.
It's a Woody Show, Got talent. But we've done this before. Yeah,
we know this forever.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
This is this is a twist. He went out and
found the talent. Oh sweet pound of the pavement. Because
you know, even with the Internet these days, it makes
a difference to see somebody in person and to get
the real feel of somebody, especially with AI these days.
You really I think people now more than ever, craving
that face to face interaction.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
All right, let's see best, guys, A little new twist
on Woody Show, Got Talent and that will be next.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Hang on, Greg, do you hear that Chris Brown is
selling his pit bulls? He is, Yeah, he doesn't want
to live with something that can fight back. The Woody
Show will be right back. My complexion is that of
a urine urine.

Speaker 13 (01:40:40):
Everyone in this room deep, a little lower, a little slower,
you want to oil him down, sunning their buttholes.

Speaker 6 (01:40:46):
Wow, chugging the side not pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Are you down the d or not?

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Oh me all day long?

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
The Woody Show, Woody Show got talent, so excited Sea
Bass exposed us to some.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
New talents and Greg because Greg Agt is one of
his favorite shows. To be Simon, Hollie and whoever else
is on that show. Mom, Heidi Heidi, Yeah, And we're
gonna focus mostly on comedy here because that's what most.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
Of the open mics are. It's the one from Modern Family.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Oh uh, Varga, thank you. I thought you were a Yeah.
So I went around to yes, I'm opening Mike's talk
to some guys, you know, little bars and pubs and cafes,
things of that nature to find out that new gem
out there, because it's easy to ask, you know, Joe
Cooy and Bert Kreischer to come on your show after
they get famous. They got when they're busy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
And then you consider yourself to be like a student
of comedy. You read all these like different books on
comedy and yeah, yeah, I'm you're taking like an improv
class or.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Something reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he
did just this in the seventies and here we are
fifty years later with Saturday Night Live. So we'll start
with this guy. He's talking about how he's the son
of an immigrant parent and how she gave him different
food than with the American kids Scotts.

Speaker 19 (01:42:03):
As a kid, one of the things that I was
jealous of about like American kids, the white black kids
was like a bunch of oles.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
I grew up in real life.

Speaker 20 (01:42:15):
You know, they were eating cars, work and that Asian food.
My almost packing me was full of nutrition. And it's
interesting because the entire food pyramid, you know, she gave
me carbs, protein, you know, vinings, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
And I would look at these kids.

Speaker 13 (01:42:32):
Eating you know, cold dry whatever you call those bunch
and want that and I don't know, let's take a look.

Speaker 20 (01:42:45):
I'm like, God, is there any hous on that topic?

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Bunchables?

Speaker 13 (01:42:54):
Now that's enough with.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
That one too.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Yeah, he sweating because it started off strong. They're like, Okay,
this could be somewhere. You gotta laugh and claps just
for saying the word lunchibles. Shout out the luscibles. Yeah,
So his premises, I actually got good food, but I
didn't want good food. Okay, that's a premise.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
That's where's the joke.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Then he's looking at his nose like you know, that
was it. I didn't give his name before. Yeah, I'm again,
I'm not going to out these people. I get I
know this is another work with through material.

Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
It's not the final product. I get that. Yeah, he
lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, we're going into
the boring area. So this is a different older guy.
He does the classic I mean, just carbs and protein
in the anyway. But the observation is interesting. Yeah, go
from that. Kids don't want what's good for that. He

(01:43:51):
took off. He just didn't have the landing. He right
over the end of the front.

Speaker 10 (01:43:56):
Workshop that we might hear that joke someday and it
actually become baby.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy.
You're about to hear it. He's talking about his ex
wife and how they know she's from one faith and
he's of another. And let's see if he can find
some comedy there.

Speaker 16 (01:44:08):
I got you know, I was married to a Jewish
and I'm captain right. So kids are like camp camthlic
camp Jewish. Someone say that jew Afflecks or Cashews. But
I got a hand to my wife because we had

(01:44:28):
two girls up on top. And then my wife finally
gave me my son. As soon as I find out
who the followers, I'm gonna kick his.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
Ass get me.

Speaker 10 (01:44:42):
That is very Yeah, at least there was a payoff
in there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Yeah, that was nineteen fifty five, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
The preface is flood because nobody calls them jew athletics.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
I can't call them jewel.

Speaker 10 (01:44:59):
He was solid.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Cash. I get it, I get it. We're getting better,
We're getting technically. Those were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties,
early sixties. Now those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they
were still jokes that he continues with more about he
finally got his son and how it's a special event
because his son came Onto Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
In fact, that he was born at twelve fourteen in
the morning. The newspaper came and took pictures. And the
reason why I remember the thing was because New Year's
Eve we had a whole party. We had the Cardassians there.
Actually didn't hang out with them, and as my.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Wife, we just got them with dinner.

Speaker 16 (01:45:40):
She's washing the dishes and as he runs into the
Bathy said, I'm like, honey, what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
She's like, my watera just broke them.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
I'm like, well, that doesn't mean is to stop washing
the disces.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Come on, I'm ready for dessert. Hey, yeah, that's it.
You guys walked all over his back about okay, all right, everybody, everybody,
everybody quiet down. Yeah, it was. It was so funny. Yeah,
all right, everybody quiet, Like, honey, what's wrong. She's like,

(01:46:16):
my water just broke. I'm like, well, that's doesn't mean
you have to stop watching and this just come on.
I'm ready for the desert. So he expected that to
kill I got no.

Speaker 16 (01:46:36):
Like.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
I think it's funny when Ricky Gervais, when he gets
a groan from me, honest, he.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Goes, oh if you I don't care, I don't care.
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
I don't know if that's what he was going for,
or if he was just completely disgusted that they didn't
find where he was going.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Funny the way he did.

Speaker 9 (01:46:53):
I love that he name dropped the gardash anyway, the
totally yeah, very lead.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Yeah, but I think there's something there, like the voice
is funny.

Speaker 11 (01:47:03):
He's of a different generation and a different he's going
after a different era.

Speaker 6 (01:47:12):
Yeah, right, exactly, and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
It's just not working for Wood. He show got talent.
This is another guy, a younger guy, and he's gonna
riff on American history and some of the things that
they had back then.

Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
All Right.

Speaker 21 (01:47:27):
When I was in school, I studied history. My favorite
piece of history to study was the American Revolution. Why
do I like studying the American Revolution? Well, I like
it because not because it's the laying of the foundations
of democracy or how ordinary men can rise up to
fight against the evils of tyranny. I like that people
were able to grow an incredible amount of pot back
then and get away with it. That's why I love

(01:47:48):
studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those who really support
me behind that are going i'd applaud.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
I just don't feel like lifting my arms. Dude, Oh god,
getting they don't like puns. I don't think they don't
like that. Okay, there was a pun. I love this stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:48:07):
I love like.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
From there, dude, it is extra funny. Well, he got
much like the Lunchables joke. He got the crowd behind
him so that you mentioned pot. I forgot, like, yeah,
you did some, you did.

Speaker 10 (01:48:23):
Some stand up and the very last one I did
was a complete bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
It's it's like this, do you remember any of your material?

Speaker 10 (01:48:32):
I think one of the best jokes that I did
was like, set up, set up, all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Right, I remember all you think about it for a
second while we know it's.

Speaker 10 (01:48:39):
Too much pressure of talent on.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
The Please I want I want to hear. I want
to hear. An example of Morgan's stand up comed Okay, okay,
think about it's that pot heads are lazy. Okay, but
now he goes back into like, well what if what
if those guys, you know, let's take this pot thing
to the next level.

Speaker 21 (01:49:00):
Me and anyone else with smoke pot can tell you,
after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going
off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then.
Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I
think the British are.

Speaker 8 (01:49:16):
Coming, dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Luckily for me, I got enough I can share. You
guys been a great crowd.

Speaker 10 (01:49:27):
That's my time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
That's his waist.

Speaker 10 (01:49:32):
You wait for the light. I'm sure the light wasn't off.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
That's his closer.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
I think he was just really excited about doing the
horse noise, and we know them.

Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
That that's the closer though, because that's content.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
You have to leave him laughing. But didn't you get
to get it? What if Paul Revere smoked weed? He'd
be lazy and he might have he might have a
lot of it, and therefore the horse would gallop.

Speaker 9 (01:49:56):
You know, I think you're.

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
Getting Let me break this down, let me explain it.
You see, I like, dude, you know that actually.

Speaker 10 (01:50:15):
Be hilarious if you explained it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:18):
If it was like an anti joke and he said
I would die.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
That would be kind of like a stick like the
comedian who explains all his jokes and then why it's funny,
Like maybe it's some like really high level thought stuff
and then you break it down to the dumb audience
about why it's funny, Like that's.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
An idea for you if you're going to do stand
up like you could do like some really high thought
concept by concept kind of thing, and like the average
person would go right over their head and you can
and then you can do your your your your typical
condescending thing and break it down and.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
Yeah, right, like but that's your stick, right, guys? The reason.
I'm a bad husband, and I wanted her to make
dessert and even yeah, you guys are too dumb to
understan in this. I'm in mensa. Now her water just
broke it. Yeah, so that's that's why I was acting
in the ridiculous Man.

Speaker 5 (01:51:06):
I want her back of the kitchen. So what we're
gonna do is we're gonna do it again from the top.
And now you'll understand why it's funny. Ready and ghost
who Okay, lunch of us, Yeah tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Yeah, see, this is why I open mic nights are
so much fun. Well, he show got talent open mic night. Technically,
this one's a little more polished. This is a guy
and I'll tell you his name because he put this
out himself. The Haws Ridgeway and uh, I just want
you to think about the kind of jokes that Hoss
is telling and think about think about that the next
time you want to tell these type of jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
I tried to text her while she was at college,
and she didn't text me back, y'all. She ghosted me
her dad, so I got her back. She doesn't like
dad jokes, so I knew that, and I started texting her.
First one was I got a job at the bread factory.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
I need the dough.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
The next one was it was a crummy job whom.
Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can
get a bigger slice of life. And then I got
these mean emojis, and I was like, well, don't get toasty.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
Okay, So you can clap half for that, I suppose, Oh, oh, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:52:20):
There's some people laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
I mean, he's purposely being bad. The delivery, I mean
alcohol that they sell at the venue.

Speaker 10 (01:52:29):
Help, oh for sure, the too drink minimum and.

Speaker 8 (01:52:32):
The sound of the text being said though really brings home.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
Yeah, you can laugh at that if you can clap
half for that, I suppose.

Speaker 6 (01:52:40):
I start saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Now. The one thing that these open mics, it's not
just comedy. Sometimes some dumb hippie get up there with
the guitar music comedy. Well this is I don't think
this is even comedy. This is music with a social message. Baby,
So hey green day, before you write your next hip,
maybe talking to this little fart and his song about
starting a hedge fund, starting age fun.

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
That's where you need to explain what a hedge fund
is to the audience. They may have heard the term.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Before, but you have to like stop down and explain
it all evil.

Speaker 7 (01:53:14):
Yeah, starting age fun to show everything I can't sure,
says what in fun? Stormy weather?

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
And you know I want to make you edge, I'll
make you a legacy. It doesn't really gets in there.

Speaker 8 (01:53:52):
Remember the throat tomatoes, it's stage.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
I get some cabbage.

Speaker 9 (01:54:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Yeah, he brought his own audience, his sister.

Speaker 5 (01:54:12):
You know, like everybody says they want to be an
influencer or the shorts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers
or what they Yeah, not everybody can make it, you know,
not everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Everybody's gonna be Joe coy or but but everyone has
to start like this.

Speaker 13 (01:54:25):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
You know, twenty four years ago he was doing this stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:54:29):
Same stuff, a gel saying at coffee shops exactly rocket
or now.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Look at Morgan.

Speaker 8 (01:54:37):
She started in and.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
I'll give you a couple more minutes to give to
get it together.

Speaker 10 (01:54:42):
I mean, I got it's not going to get any
better than I already got it.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
All right, Well, Morgan, how many times did you go
up and do stand up? You tried to make a
really good run out for one. At one point I.

Speaker 10 (01:54:50):
Did it more in Arkansas when I was going to college.
But out here in l A, I did it twice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Okay, killed your dream honestly so prose they had opened
MIC's in Arkansas. Was it just to uh, just to
try out or were you going to try to make
a go of being a comedian a comedian to try
it out?

Speaker 10 (01:55:04):
But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times,
I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Right, I do like it, but smart enough, some people
really hang in there.

Speaker 10 (01:55:14):
Well, I just I don't write down jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
This is happening for you. There are guys who I
know twenty twenty plus years, and they they just lack
that emotional intelligence, like our guy with the Paul Revere joke,
Like they just don't hear the audience not laughing. Good,
he knew the yeah, and he had good words and
good delivery, good delivery. It's kind of Sebastian Man of Scalco.
He he can do the he can do the form

(01:55:37):
of being what you listen was actually saying. You're like, oh,
that's terrible.

Speaker 10 (01:55:41):
This part is finding the things in life to joke about, and.

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
Then other people can't even get that right, Yeah, right,
but they hang on to that drink. They're the starving artist.
Yeah when really it's like Ruth's Chris is calling. Maybe
your career is really best shape thing.

Speaker 10 (01:55:58):
Servers make good money sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Especially those high end places, big time, especially the one
in Philadelphia, Prays and Philly.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
They're crushing.

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
Well, we'll get Morgan's stand up you want to add
when we come back.

Speaker 10 (01:56:14):
We're going to wait for build it Up? Tune in.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
The wood show. Do you know who sings the original?

Speaker 9 (01:56:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
You think it's an original? Yeah, it's a cover of
what It's my life the song It's my life of who?

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
I mean, Who's who?

Speaker 8 (01:56:36):
It was talk talk, Yeah, exactly, that's not you haven't
heard the original.

Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
You guys are messing with me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
It's uh talk, It's my life.

Speaker 6 (01:56:47):
Here is the same song.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
It's the original. It's the same song.

Speaker 10 (01:56:55):
I'm learning this too.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
You're like four yea so much.

Speaker 6 (01:56:58):
I had no idea, literally thought this was a coincidence.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02):
No, no, this is this is the o G you know, no,
they covered look it up.

Speaker 6 (01:57:14):
You're messing with me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
How how would I be missing audio proof? This is
the song?

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
This is insane?

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
Is it? Or is this like a big hit from
the eighties.

Speaker 8 (01:57:25):
It's insane that you don't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
Ye are you messing on me again? How is this
you're saying in your life?

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Are you on drugs right now?

Speaker 9 (01:57:35):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
You've not, you've not. You've never heard this version of
the song?

Speaker 2 (01:57:38):
Hold on?

Speaker 8 (01:57:49):
Your face looks so dumb. This is Oh my god,
you're trolling us.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
You've never heard this.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
This is hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Everybody, just hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
Are you guys for real?

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:58:05):
Look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Just it's a quick google thing. You'll see. I thought
for sure I go the original and you were just
like you.

Speaker 6 (01:58:12):
I can't believe it. No, I'm very young. No, I'm
very young, like.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
Eighties.

Speaker 6 (01:58:20):
That's insane, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:58:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:58:24):
Really, that's so that was That was a big hit
from the eighties. Hence the reason she that Gwen Stefani
and No Doubt covered it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Kind of a big thing.

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
You guys are such liars.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
Even Menace heard it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:33):
Yeah, okay, great, good everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
Are you messing with me?

Speaker 16 (01:58:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
No talk talk' that's the original.

Speaker 6 (01:58:41):
No, that's that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
No Doubt covered. What was the year you looking at that? Normal?

Speaker 5 (01:58:45):
Nineteen eighty did you give me a guess on the
on the year, Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:58:48):
Well, I thought you were talking about the bon Jovi
song what I'm saying. That's why I thought they were
messing with me.

Speaker 11 (01:58:55):
Yeah, you guys, are you not familiar with the Bonjoe
It's I think fast.

Speaker 6 (01:59:01):
That's what I thought they were talking about. It does
not sound like that, but that did sound like that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
I think you're talking. I got it. I got the answer,
not even.

Speaker 8 (01:59:10):
Six.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Oh, you almost had the right answer. Eighty four.

Speaker 5 (01:59:12):
I can tell you're gonna say eighty four, nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
Jeez, Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:59:19):
Messing with me.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
No, it's that show.

Speaker 5 (01:59:25):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you for being here and giving
us some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
On Boddy, that's great, Gory, good morning. We got a menace?

Speaker 5 (01:59:36):
What is brass Sea? Bass is here and Morgan's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You can't
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
So in the Woodies show.

Speaker 5 (01:59:49):
Got talent, We heard some really really fine comedy styling.
We're good up and comers working on it. Yeah, where's uh,
where's one of my favorites.

Speaker 19 (02:00:00):
One of the things that I was jealous of, like
American kids, the white black kids, was like bunchables.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
I didn't know that, buddy, Yeah, lunchible, Yeah.

Speaker 20 (02:00:13):
They were eating card for it and that agent food
my mom was Patty was full of nutrition. And it's
interesting because the entire food pyramid, you know, she gave
me carbs, protea, you know, miners or whatever. And I
would look at these kids need you know, cold.

Speaker 13 (02:00:31):
Dry whatever you call those, and want that and I
don't know, let's take it.

Speaker 21 (02:00:41):
Take a look on.

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
That topic.

Speaker 13 (02:00:50):
Now, that's a lot of enough with that one.

Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
To the build, I'm not gonna be it's not gonna
be working here anymore. So Morgan gave the whole comedy
thing a go.

Speaker 10 (02:01:03):
Because she does like comedy, she said, I do, yeah,
And it was fun.

Speaker 5 (02:01:07):
Open mic nights back when you were in college in Arkansas,
and then up until I got this job she was
she was still trying her hand at at stand up
comedy and it just really wasn't for her.

Speaker 9 (02:01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:01:18):
Yeah, So I'm just not going to write in jokes,
I think.

Speaker 5 (02:01:20):
So we've asked, we've asked to hear a little bit
of what she was doing to go back to the archives.

Speaker 8 (02:01:29):
I'm very excited that what was your thing?

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
Like, did you talk?

Speaker 10 (02:01:34):
It was very self deprecating. I guys thought it would
be the yeah, right, got the music?

Speaker 1 (02:01:41):
All right, gentlemen, please welcome to stage. Put your hands
together for Morgan Cook.

Speaker 10 (02:01:46):
Thank you everyone. So I went to school in Arkansas, right,
and people always think, oh, you're from Arkansas. No, I'm
not from Arkansas. Just went to school there, okay, get
it right. And then the next question as always, well
did you hook up with your cousin? And I'm like, no,
he's ugly. And then the best, the best set I

(02:02:11):
ever did, My mom happened to be there, and you know,
I got a few laughs from that, and I go,
my mom's here. Actually, Mom, is Nathan still ugly? And
she's like, yep.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
To the audience. Nice al And then that's true. Yeah,
that's all I want to remember.

Speaker 10 (02:02:27):
That's oh, that's all I can remember. I'm telling y'all.
When I would get on stage, I would black out.
I'd feel like that guy probably looking at my notes
because I'd have jokes ready and then they'd be gone.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
I give it for that one, like he's ugly. I mean,
we tried hooking up. We tried making out a few times,
but his breath stankers. And you know, you can keep
on tagging on. That's really good.

Speaker 10 (02:02:45):
It's almost Yeah, you guys work together.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Impl are you doing? Like, how's your implants do it?
How's your.

Speaker 10 (02:02:54):
Hey ladies?

Speaker 1 (02:02:55):
How how's the improv thing going? Are you part of
a troop now?

Speaker 19 (02:02:59):
Me?

Speaker 5 (02:02:59):
Yeah, we've gotten a couple of reports about like, uh, yeah, yeah,
I've been doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03):
I was just out of this improv thing and Seed
Bass was I have part of improv comedy uh theater
since before, since Atlanta, since before I was on this show.
And yeah, I do that to kind of It's like
going to the gym for me, you know, it helps
hold my skills. People like, how are you so quick
withted and fun the streets we before? Says, everybody's been

(02:03:27):
asking me. Nobody's been asking me. Yeah, it's just we've
been getting a lot of questions about my thoughts on whatever.

Speaker 8 (02:03:36):
It's just like.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
People have inquired. Yeah, I feel like it's always but
I've been I've been doing it for ever, since before
I was on this show. I think it's just like
it's like going to the gym. It's a it's a
complimentary skill about telling stories, but then becomes of like
theater dork adjacent. Well that's the problem, that is the
big imp So that's what you make fun of those
people all the time.

Speaker 10 (02:03:56):
And I saw the picture of you and your group,
and you look kind of dorky.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
So the thing is, yes, that's what especially stand ups
will say about improv people, is that improv does pull
a lot of theater losers. There's a lot of like
the exercise they do in high school and college are
improv based and they'll be improvy troops, right, so yeah,
and oh that's the worst. But it gets like experimental

(02:04:27):
so and and because of that, a lot of improv
is unfortunately veryted uh tainted by theater losers, which means
not all, there are some fantastic people out there. They're
super talented people. What's his face from parks and rec
tours with it he does, he plays theaters, but it's
tainted with like a oh, we can't talk about that. Really,

(02:04:50):
there's a ton of that because in theater it's all
about safe space pressures.

Speaker 6 (02:04:54):
Well he knows he is a theater major.

Speaker 1 (02:04:56):
Oh wait, and everything I have been around plenty of them,
and again, especially in Atlanta, I did comedy based improv
plays at Dad's Garage Theater, which is an improv theater,
but they also do like comedic productions like a Second
City would do. And again great people there, love everybody
I work with, not trashing anybody I particularly have I've
ever done anything with the specific, but in general, that

(02:05:18):
is the kind of knock against improvs.

Speaker 5 (02:05:20):
They're all kind of quirky and high energy. Do you
guys have a good quirky name for your group? Kind
of like bowling leagues, Like everybody's got like yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
The pun no no, no, no, no, nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (02:05:29):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:29):
It's not like I'm in a group I'm part of
I mean, I am in a group, but it's not
like I have a troop that goes out and does stuff.
I work as like a house team with one of
the local theaters.

Speaker 6 (02:05:39):
Do you do like Harald's like the long form?

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
Oh this is now this Gina knows her stuff.

Speaker 10 (02:05:44):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:44):
So first, once people think of improv, they think of
whose line is it? Any way? Right, that's the only
like that's the mainstream thing, and that is what is
called short form as opposed to what Gina just long
form stuff, so like it's like, hey, give me fifteen
people who walk into a job interview and have a
bad first line, or you know, you've got to sing
a song that starts with these letters. Games, yeah, games

(02:06:05):
and stuff. The long form stuff is stuff that's more
like you're basically doing a comedic play or comedic sketch
live on stage. And Ben Schwartz is the guy I
was thinking of. He does this, he's great at it.
And if you go on Netflix you'll see Middleton and
Schwartz is a guy Middleton was in Silicon Valley, Middle Ditch,

(02:06:26):
Middle Ditch, Thank you Yes, So they do, and you
can see it on Netflix. Middle Ditch and Schwartz. They
do long form stuff where you get like a word
or a story from the audience and you kind of
create twenty five or sometimes even fifty hour long minutes
of plays or comedic sketches essentially off of that. That's
kind of like the higher level stuff that Gene is
talking about. So you don't, you're not no I do that,

(02:06:47):
you do because that's you don't Nobody, very few people
do that short form stuff. It's it's even the tough Watch, So.

Speaker 10 (02:06:55):
You literally hang around theaters.

Speaker 1 (02:06:56):
Yeah, I told you, I've been doing this since before
I was on the show.

Speaker 10 (02:06:59):
And all this trash talking theaters, can you go after?

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
What's up with that? Y'all's not theaters like that?

Speaker 8 (02:07:06):
What's up with that?

Speaker 17 (02:07:06):
Y'all?

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
Comedy theaters like uh brown Lings and Upstright, Upright Citizens Brigade,
which have only produced like everybody on Saturday Night Live,
every comedian ever, everybody see in the office, Will Ferrell,
Molly's Shannon, like all those people, Chris Farley. That's where
these people come from, solving for ye, not for the
no one calls, No one calls Will Ferrell for me,

(02:07:30):
because Will Ferrell did wasn't a theater dork. He hung
out with at comedy theaters, the same that Paul Rubins
and Kristin wigg and all those people that again, Tina Fay,
all those people that you see on stage that they
just usually make blanket statements about whole groups of people
like that theater.

Speaker 5 (02:07:47):
Somebody emerges like there's a bunch of kid who play
baseball like every once and once in a generation again
in Tani that comes out of that or Will Ferrell,
Will Ferrell.

Speaker 1 (02:07:56):
But but again, what you're thinking about is like community
theater where like they will play like they're very where
it's like Avenue Q or Hadestown or stupid ass Hamilton
or whatever. Yeah, is the Will Ferrells of the world,
not the Billy Porters of the world. Okay, there's perfect analogy.

(02:08:18):
So could we do like a wood you show field
trip to go see one of your shows? You could,
It's not it won't be embarrassing like these opens.

Speaker 8 (02:08:25):
Embarrassing like this is like enlighting.

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
We're curious, what does you're gonna pack that place? You
certainly can. I've been doing it for years, so I'm
quite good in polish. This guy fs.

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
You know something for the rest of us, Dog just
ripped show back in the bed hanging a do it
for a Monday morning. You can catch the full show
podcast by going to the woodieshow dot com or just
get up wherever you find your favorite podcast other than Spotify.

(02:09:06):
We're back tomorrow Tuesday, all new show. Anything you got
forced between now and then, you can leave it on
the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. You can also find his follow us
on social media. At the Woody Show. Yeah, I like
to keep it nice, short and sweet here on a Monday, because,
quite frankly, it's all the motivation I can give. Yeah,
that's all I've got out great Corey partying words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:09:27):
Flirting is just competitive wit with better lighting. That's all
it is, trying to outwit.

Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
Are you a good flirt now? Yeah? Me either way,
I'm a terrible flirt, not at all.

Speaker 10 (02:09:42):
Really.

Speaker 5 (02:09:43):
Yeah, it's awkward, stupid, Right, I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:09:48):
I'm never really out of loss for words, except in
those kind of situations I don't know what to say. Yeah, agreed. Yeah,
I can have a conversation with anybody, but like when
it's a situation where clearly maybe there's something going on there.

Speaker 6 (02:09:59):
I was the you can't compliment her and tell a
little joke.

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
No, because compliment that would seem cheesy, like you know,
exactly right. Yeah, all right, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (02:10:09):
Greg Gory would two hours commercial free all ninety eight
seven music. Next up at the Morning Music Marathon with
Kristen Lemone. I would thank you so much for giving
the show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you for that, the rest of
you guys can suck it and we'll catch back here
on Tuesday. How's that sound Yeah, have a great day.
S MD double M.

Speaker 1 (02:10:29):
I quit this bitch.