FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 21st 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this broken.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, This question is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Tuesday. It is October the twenty first, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
It is the Woody Show. Iddy, that's great gory. Hi Woody,
we got Menace, Hi Jinda Gratis here Sea basketball you,

(01:00):
we got Morgan, she's our social producer. Vaughan is here,
he's our video producer. And then we got to see
I see Bort and Menschi. They're here at the Woody
Show production department. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can set us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. I got those trending
newse headlines coming up. We got the birthday is the
point of birthday? You know, all the stuff you would

(01:22):
normally expect here on The Woodies Show, to get you
good mornings, to get you updated. What's happening here today?
We got that trip to I'm sorry I keep saying that,
do you want to fly to Dubai. We've been trying
to analyze this whole thing because the lawyers are telling
us that we can't call it a trip to Dubai. Yeah,
we have to say win a flight to Dubai. But
where is the flight going?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I think it's Dubai.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, yeah, So do you go to Dubai? You do? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Do you walk around Dubai?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I mean the inn margin. You have a very small
amount of time because then we catch a flight like
about eleven or twelve hours later. Yeah, right back. Yeah,
but then we're looking at we looked up the definition
of trips. They're so over analyzing and making this so difficult.
It was driving the promotion department crazy because I guess
after the lawyers did everything and they sent the lawyers

(02:12):
all the different stuff and then they said that the
graphics were wrong and things had to get reposted and wrong.
They're making such I think what it is. I think
the risk management department, but yeah, I think they're but her.
I think they have their panties in a bunch.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
We wanted to cancel all the fun and yeah, yeah
we're going to.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Because we proved them wrong. It's not that it can't
be done. It can be done. There may be like
a little bit of work on your end to define something,
which we did. It's all there and the rules and everything.
But anyway you could sign up. The deadline to sign
up and win is this Sunday, the twenty sixth. We
could call it a you could you could live in Dubai.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh yeah. We had a a phone screener producer who
worked on the show. And uh, when we were getting
like some fun facts like getting to know her, she
said that she lived internationally for a while ago. Oh
where did you live? And she said, and Croatia was like, oh,
that's what And then it turns out she was there
for like two weeks.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
But the parameters were for living there was she bought
groceries uh huh and a piece of furniture, right, a
dresser or something like.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, like like oh for like work or do you
study a bra? Like no, we just me and my
boyfriend went.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah and we okay, we weren't getting grocery shop.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
In other words, she was trying to pat her life
resume by saying she seems fancy by living abroad.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Like we and we honestly like we weren't trying to
troll her because we were just trying to like, what
do you mean like two weeks, that's not living there.
And and she you know, about the furniture in the
grocery store, and we still weren't getting man, was she mad?
Entire stupid ego? So mad? Uh? So travel trends though,
this extreme weekend I can't call it extreme weekend flight.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's what it's called on social media. People are doing
extreme weekend.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Trips weekend flight.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
So that's what they're called on social media. Like you
can look up extreme weekend trips and it's people go
on coast to coast for like dinner or for one
thing and they fly right back.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Like when the listener recaps their flight, what are they
gonna say?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, anyway, my mom.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Was like, I'm going on a trip to the grocery storey,
But you want anything, So.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Besides besides things like the extreme weekend trips, either some
other like trendy travel things. People, at least in your profiles,
you're all mentioned like I love the travel, travel, vacation, yeah,
uh fan voyage trips. So combining travel with like some
kind of regional sporting activity, yeah, that's fun. You know,
sumo wrestling in Japan or curling in Canada, something that's

(04:55):
unique to that. But I mean, dumbass Tyler just did
a bunch of trips to go see baseball. Yeah, they did,
like five.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
That We ended up at a at a big rugby
series in the Cook Islands, and those dudes were so hot.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I've been seeing a lot of fighting stuff out of Thailand.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It looks crazy.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
Yeah, it looks like.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
A Vegas casino. It's insane.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
They do send a lot of people to Thailand, but
you don't come back the same.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
So trendy salvaged stays. So you mix like historical buildings
with modern features, and so people are checking into places
like former schools or train stations and banks that have
been turned into hotels. I would check that I've been
to a place like that. I got booked in a
place I got didn't pick it, but they booked me
into this place that used to be an old bank. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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it's kind of cool. Like personally, my preference my taste
if you like more modern, like modern or like maybe
kind of some kind of like a spa type vibe,
like a hotel slash spa like that.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
There's a lot of stuff like that. I would stay
for the weekend but people want to live like that.
And now I've seen shows where people live in former
school Okay, water.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Tower, I can speak that. I think.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
I don't know, would you guys consider me living somewhere
if I was there for two months because I had
to live in a school house that they put beds
in the classroom. Why though, because that's where they put
us when we lived in where we stayed in Greece
for two months, we who my uh Sea best cover years,
my theater group in college. We went, we taught English,

(06:24):
we did theater in Greek, and we literally lived in
a schoolhouse and had.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
To put like a semester of Broad, like a study
of Broad.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
But I lived in a school and I don't want
to live in a school again.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Right, Greg and I both did study abroads and I
lived in a quote a castle technically, but I don't
castle door. I was in a school house well like Oxford,
Like the buildings are literally eight hundred years old.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, everything there is right, we're talking about crap. He
doesn't plumbing like a drawbridge and stuff like a moat.
Uh basically yeah, us up in a tower.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Like when I quote lived in Cambridge, I had a
sink in my closet, and that was your that was
your bathroom.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
The water closet.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Other trendy travel things. It's called hotel hopping, so you
stay at multiple hotels at a single destination, so you
can check out different neighborhoods or maybe find a better deal. Oh,
here you go. Other trends read aways, which are focused
on reading and book club retreats.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Why would you go all the way?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Another travel thing called farm charm, like where you stay
on or near farms.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
People don't understand how loud animals are. Until you stay
on a farm, you don't sleep.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Jet setting so people traveling the places featured in TV
shows and movies. Yea that things like that big Sky, Okinawa,
Sardinia and Hobart our big destination.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
You know, there's the new one that's come up. Skillcations skill,
but you have to like do a skill like you
just relax.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, I don't want to do that. Yeah, I want
to lie down. I want to eat. Is that a skill?
Sleep in?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Right?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I want to eat?

Speaker 9 (08:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
And then from there just figure it.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Out and let you know, stand on your balcony room
in a cruise ship take it in.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, overlooking the ocean. Yeah, lovely, lovely for a week.
You do know I love the cruise, yeah, and you
love the crew. Let's do it again, all right? Well, anyway,
if you want to sign up for this extreme weekend
flight to Dubai for Medace's birthday.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
Months sounds goofy?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah you can. You go to the onieshow dot comedy
tell us why you deserve to fly to Dubai with us,
and your answer should be as creative and truthful as possible.
We'll select five semi finalists and then we'll interview those
people on the air, and then you the rest of
the listeners will get to decide who the top two
vote gutters are. So whoever gets the top two votes
are the most amount of votes the top two. Then

(08:54):
from there, Medicine I, at our sole discretion, get to
choose who goes with us. You can't be annoying. Consider
that before you write stuffy.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, you can be all wacky.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, think about Menace, think about me and go wow,
they find this annoying. I probably should keep my mouth shut.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
This is a job.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
And should we cut out SOB stories?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh? Yeah no, SOB.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
Stories Yeah, send them in. They'd be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
We get select the five semi finals, so yeah, we
can do it. Yeah, okay, and also uh again just
full disclosure, we're not paying your tax liability on it.
So just like if you won something on the Prices
right or any other big prize somewhere anything in the world,
you would be responsible for the taxes. We're not providing
hotel because we're not staying overnight. We're just gonna fly
there land. We're gonna be there for a handful of

(09:36):
hours then fly right back. So you get the round
trip flight, which is valued at at least twenty five
thousand dollars. That's each ticket.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
This is once in a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
So once in a lifetime opportunity, and we're looking at
maybe do the trip summer early December is what we're
is what we're focused on.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It's once in a lifetime. If you ever have twenty
five thousand dollars in your lifetime.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, well you can. You can go there, and you
can go there way cheaper. You absolutely can, But to
go this way.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
True, true, Yeah, the round trips I think are like
fifteen hundred and the crappy sitting in a single seat
for sixteen hours.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yeah, but you're the point you're just talking about, Oh,
you can buy a ticket whenever Sea Bass. The once
in lifetime part is you get to go with Woody.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
And it's also true because I'm going to tell you
right now, I'm never going again. And the only reason
I'm like, the only reason I'm going in the first
place is to see the plane. I am so because
the plane has, first of all, the first class cabin
each person has basically like a little studio apart the room,
which is crazy.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Like your private door, shallow.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I don't care about caviar. But it's unlimited ca Yeah,
you're bringing a bucket limited. It's like full menu of
like food options, and there's there are showers you have
to shower. There's a bar and lounge on board. Like
super cool, super cool. So we go to the woodieshow
dot com. Your deadline to sign up is this Sunday
at midnight. We're gonna take a quick break and then

(11:01):
medic will tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment,
the birthdays and the porn of birthday all. Next you're
on the Woody Show. Hang up, Woody Show, what's up? Everybody?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
It's menace? I hope you're enjoyed the Woody Show podcast.
Just a heads up, the boo Haha is back. It's
part of my birthday month. We're gonna have a little
birthday bash. If you don't know the boo Haha, it
is a beer fest that's happening in Orange County at
the OC Event Center. Get more information, go to the
Boohaha dot com. It happens October twenty fifth. I'd love

(11:34):
to see you there.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Show all right, welcome back everybody by Yeah, it is Tuesday.
It is The Woody Show. Phones are open at eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up
with the text check in with us over to two
to nine eight seven. We got the birthdays of the
corner Birthday coming up here in just a moment. A
couple of the holidays. Today, it's American frog Day. Shout

(11:58):
out to frogs.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Okayot of frogs. I don't.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I'm not grossed, pretty gross.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Had one in my pool and I was disgusting.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's count your Buttons Days, National Apple Day, National Reptile Day.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Oh there's three things on here that Greg's gonna hate.
I hate the frogs and the reptiles.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Already, it's a pharmacy technician Day, A little hard job. Oh,
I learned how to count using a knife and a plate.
It's a police commemoration day because you know he loves
the cops. I'm here and they go along with the
pharmacy technician Day today, Greg, today is National check your

(12:42):
Meds Day.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Check your Oh I do hate that. Oh yeah, I
have a specific reason. Why do you take prescription meds
of any kind?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (12:54):
So the ones that you do take, are you supposed
to be on them forever?

Speaker 8 (12:58):
I think one's a cholesterol medicine, and I think that's.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Forever or until you get it under control.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Well, it's genetic. Every one of my family's on.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
So for the last year, I was put on this
medication called a neprazole. It's for they say it's for heartburn,
even though I don't get heartburn, but my esophagus is
turning to Swiss cheese. So I have to take this
every single day, quote for the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Is it a pump inhibitor? Greg, I don't because that's like,
what's it called nexium? Things like that. I think it's
along those lines.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Used to just be at the drug store. Now you
have to you have to prescription.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
And the reason I asked, just as a side side
note here, is because like you're not supposed to take
that stuff just endlessly, like the pump inhibitor stuff. For
I don't think that creates like an acid reflake, because
like what you're trying to do is control the acid
reflux so you don't like burn your esophagus out right,
that's what it is. You're only supposed to take it,
I think for like three weeks or a month at
a time.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Oh no, this is the one that you take every day.
It's like it's like a prilo sec I.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Think, which is the same as that is OTC, is
the same as nexium, but that's all over the counter stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
What it is a pump inhibitor, okay.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
Going inhibitor. Never even heard those words. Yeah, so my
doctor says, you got to be on this for the
rest of your life. So then I call in the
prescription and they said, yeah, your prescription ran out, and
I said, but I'm supposed to be on this forever.
And then I figured out why they do this. It's
a goddamn money grab because they said, oh, yeah, you
are out, but you need to just make an appointment

(14:19):
with the doctor for a follow up. I said, why
it's been over a year, what are we going to do?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Chat?

Speaker 7 (14:24):
And then you're going to say, yeah, you still need
to be on this med So then I call, have
to make an appointment, go to the damn office, pay
the copey, have the appointment with the doctor just for
him to rewrite the prescription for something I'm supposed to
be on for the rest of my life. Why does
it have an expiration? Why does it say you have
just give me four hundred refills left or five hundred.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
I don't have telehealth. You can just do that real
quick on zoom.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
I did change it to tell health.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
But the point is why am I having for the
rest of my life?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Stupid? Well, because I think isn't there something like where
they were supposed to follow up to see how like
any kind of side effect or whatever they want to update? Also,
how are they supposed to collect their insurance money and
get the copays because they'll do so many refills before
then you have to come in and do that, right,
You're right before. It's not even just to get the refill.

(15:14):
Sometimes they'll give you five refills then after that fifth
one before they'll give you the next round of five.
You have to come in and like have an appointment.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
So then am I not to believe him that I
should be on this for the rest of my life?
If if that's the case, maybe why limited? M Yeah,
it made me so mad.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, well, I look, nothing about it is ever like easy. No,
they wouldn't do that, you know, And I guess is
there nothing else they can really do for that?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's not like you can just swallow some band aids
and your I could try. As he was going on
in the world of entertainment, menace what he got for us?
All right?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
A guy that might need a lot of bills. His
name is Mick Jagger. He's eighty two. I read headline
and says Mick Jagger eighty two enjoys a rare date
night with his fiance Melanie, who is thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, no, I tell yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
They went through the British Museum and his ladies defended
the forty four year old age guy by saying he's
younger than me, he's rich, he's amazing familiar to hit
that right, he really is, she says. She also confirmed
that they met three years ago, so she was thirty
five and she's she's listed as a choreographer and a

(16:28):
retired ballerina.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
So good for missed.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
He was only ninety when we met.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah he's young and hot.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
All right, well we got an answer. Are we getting
more euphoria? And yes we are. HBO Max says season
three will be out in spring twenty twenty six, and
it's gonna be interesting because the main character where they
left you on a huge cliffhanger, vez he is actually
dead in real life, Angus Cloudy. Luckily, uh Sea Bass

(17:00):
got to interview him and oh, you know, he didn't
a lot of his because he's I thought you did
a red carpet with him.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
He's a nice, nice guy, but oh boy, is he.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Not telling the dad he has als and realize.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Oh dude, he's in a wheelchair now. Yeah, Like he
was just an interview doctor mcsteemy from now. He can't
even know was he McDreamy or mixed steamy.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
I never saw a second of it, but he's ad.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I mean he was steaming. He was steaming anyway. Uh,
just at an interview not that long ago, maybe three
or four months ago, where he's like, yeah, any day now,
I expect to lose the loss, to lose the use
of my legs.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Yeah, and now he's in a wheelchair su so wrapped
airport and wheel.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
It sucks also in streaming news, at least great for
me and some people that are into F one. Apple
TV has secured the rights with the five year deal
worth seven hundred and twenty million dollars, and Apple promises
to have some more extreme experience and viewing. Also, they
will have free races on the app, so if you
just have the Apple TV app just on your phone,

(18:07):
you'll be able to open it up and actually watch
them races without paying the twelve dollars and nine nine
cents a month to watch some of the races. And
they're gonna have their F one movie available on Apple
TV starting December twelfth, so they're all in on racing
and SNL has announced three upcoming hosts. November first will

(18:27):
be Miles Teller, November eighth will be Nicki Glazer, and
November fifteenth will be Glenn Powell and so other than
myself and Sea Bass, has anybody been watching any SNL?
I know we talked about it a lot, but do
you guys actually watch it? You just wait for the clips.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I'll watch a clip every now and then.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
That's maybe a clip now and now, Sea Bass. Do
you agree or disagree that they're still trying to find
their groove with all these new people when it comes
to the writings.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
That always happens where the new people get like the
first season, they'll get it. You know, a couple of
things here and there. The biggest name quote unquote is
this Cam Patterson guy who came up, yeah killed Tony scenario.
He did a thing on Weekend Update where because all
his stand up is just d Edward Enward.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, and he brought that up on the show. I
was like, what do you let me say the N word?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
But they're using him as like the young like you know,
a background actor, or like he's a guy in high
school or.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Yeah, he's just like, I don't know, naturally funny.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, yeah, I remember him from Kill Tony.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
He's the one who says he really likes to collect
rocks and hes f them in his pocket.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
But yeah, you'll see more of them, you know, second
half of this season or next season.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
All right.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
I know that you're a big fan of south Park
and Tommy Central has come out and explained like, hey,
season twenty seven and season twenty eight were only supposed
to be five episodes. Like they were called out saying, hey,
why'd you cut the season short?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
They said, did you call it a second season when
it was just the next two weeks and it's the
fifth or sixth episode?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Well, they said there was some misrebording by entertainment websites
saying that they were going to have ten episodes for
season twenty seven and twenty eight, but all along it
was only supposed to be five episodes.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
But then why call it a again? Why call it
a sea reason? If you're not going to take any
kind of break episode.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Just by saying you were on more seasons.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I don't know that's what they're saying. I don't appreciate.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
All right now, Greg, you are a collector of art,
and are you at least at.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Inspiring to be?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, well, I think we can all agree that Mario
is a piece of.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Art, even though he's all old now, Gene Hackman, he
died and all of his artwork is going up for
sale this yet. No, Yeah, it's I don't know. It
seems mega born artwork that he owned, artwork that he
did his collection of artwork is going to be going

(20:44):
up for sale. Also a lot of memorabilia like, uh,
movie posters and things like that.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
His private collection will go for sale November ninth at bohams.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Dot com.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
On hands on the bottoms on the bottoms, I don't know. Yeah,
by the way, just google Gene Hackman's art for sale
and I'm sure you can find a link for that
if you're into it.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Hell yeah, thank you very much, Menace, No problem. It's
time for your birthdays, shy.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Shivery.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
We won't sit like it's ship and you know, we
don't do what I normally wouldn't even start with somebody
like this, But for you, Menace, I'll do it. Okay,
Havy birthday to Kim Kardashian ramon the porno birthday. But Kurt,
she's a forty five today, Judge Judy three. Uh, Glenn

(21:42):
Powell thirty seven years old? Today you got to Cane Brown,
the country singer who got a huge, super sweet batman
tattoo on his chest. That's yeah, pretty bad as that's
super cool.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Yeah one Austin too, he's a thirty two.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Dojikat is thirty. Oh, here's another one for Menace. Kanye's
X model and TV personality Amber Rose is forty two years.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Old day recent forehead tattooists.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah, and your part of birthday today is Gigi Allen's aunt.
Today's birthday girl. She's from Australia. Pie. Well, if you
ask her hower pie is it's thrashed thanks to her
work in one hundred and ninety seven fine films, including
Forced to Swallow Volume one. She was in Care to
Bang My Wife? Sure, Also Angry Babe gets anal from

(22:32):
a client Lesbian Road Trip Volume one. Didn't you just
call on one of those? I did the Iceland? Yeah,
I did Iceland for the foot and shoe fetish crowd.
You got suck my stiletto? She was in Scordamania Volume
forty five. And who can forget her unfit role in
Prostate Drainer. That's Ggi Allen's who's thirty nine years old today.

(22:57):
I met your Porto birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Tuesday morning. Look what's happening in the world
of entertainment here on the Woody Show. Welcome back everybody?
Still Tuesday, right, Okay? I think I keep closing my
eyes really hard, wishing to open my eyes, like hoping

(23:20):
it's Friday, the very least Thursday.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's it's Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I thank you for being here. It's the Woody Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Text us
over to two two nine eight seven. Greg thinks about
death a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He wants his funeral will
be like a very somber occasion Mega said party. He
doesn't want one of those things where you're like, no,
just make it a celebration of life band. I want

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people to be devastated. You know, we'll do we'll take
your corpse and we'll uh, we'll do like a crowdsurfing thing.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
Oh no, I'll put you up there and no, no, no,
it is so creepy and I don't even want to
do that.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
While yeah, you'll have like some kind of pressure sensor
thing on on like the back of it, and every
time you touch it goes yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
I hate those funerals where they do stuff at the top.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, but that's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Keep them on ice until a rainy days depressing all right.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Well over in India, this seventy four year old guy,
he faked his death and he staged a mock funeral
just to see who would attend.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Oh, you don't deserves.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Because people have thought about like, man, I wonder if
anybody would even show up.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
Yeah, but it's a planet. You're like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
That's just a little I mean, if you're putting a
will together.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
And then what do you do you pop out at
the end, like right.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
He had some people who were you know, on the
on the whole skin, yeah, in on it with him,
and he asked some of those relatives to spread the
word about his passing and had a there's take him
to the crematorium, you know, and uh, you know, the
whole thing, just to make it believable. So hundreds of
people Bob joined the morning ceremony, popular which pleased him

(25:13):
and reassured him that the community respected him. So they
just put out word in town. I guess he was
like a former Air Force veteran. They're in his village and.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
When he dies for real, now no one's going.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
On.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
You never really hear about the Indian Air Force, you
know so.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Much, it doesn't come up.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
They're really good. You don't hear about him.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, I just think about like a snoopy, the red Baron.
I'm just you don't really you don't really hear about
it in the topless place. I don't know why because
I just think of like I don't know, you think
like the taj Mahal and you think about that kind
of like get it, like the look of stuff. I
don't think they you know, I know they do, but
you wouldn't think like sixteens and things like that. They're

(25:55):
red Baron. Maybe something like you know, dude dudess on
magic carpets or something I don't know, like like a ladin. Anyway,
when I asked Monny why he went through the trouble,
he said he just wanted the witness people caring his
bear and see how much respect and affection people would
give him. To make locals forgive him for the mock funeral,

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he has organized a big feast for everybody. That's what
you expect when you go to a funeral anyway, that
there's always the big meal afterwards, win meal over. I'm like, cool, yeah,
all right, yeah, we're good, doctor, glad you're a live.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Now.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Here's the thing. When he's actually dead, nobody's gonna go no,
everybody's gonna think he's just facing the screw.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Well, you could have to offer money at that point.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Right, you only get one funeral eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can text in as people are already
doing this morning over to two two nine eight seven
show and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training
for a politically correct World. Tuesday morning, October the twenty first,
twenty to twenty five. I'm what he that's great Goring.

(26:58):
I would there's menace. She knew Grand is here. I
got Sea Mass Sammy, good morning, Morgan is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send it's your text if you'd like, Over to two
two nine eight seven. Yeah, Sammy spent like a solid
week at a wedding.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, I've never gone to anybody's wedding where it took
a whole week. I didn't know it was a billion yea.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
There were many events and yeah, I mean everyone was
traveling far, there was a time difference.

Speaker 9 (27:27):
It was all a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
So yeah, oh wow, make it worth it. You know
she's back now.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Robert from fort Worth says, welcome back. Think yeah. On
the on the text to get over to two, two, nine,
eight seven. We got some of the trending news headlines.
She need grad what's happening this morning?

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Well, the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series.
Game seven went down last night in Toronto. The Mariners
held a three to one lead in the seventh inning.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
But Blue Jays, Oh this is crazy.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
George Springer stepped up to the plate for a three
run homer to give the Jays a four to three lead.
The Blue Jays are advancing for the first time in
thirty two. Game one against the Dodgers kicks off Friday
in Toronto.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Thinking about it, is his name, the legendary Blue Jays,
Joe Carter. Joe Carter?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Good question.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I think the last time they were in the World Series.
I think Joe Carter was the Is that right, dumbass Tyler? Yeah,
I mean the thumbs up Joe Carter. Well, there's a
lot to go back for that one. Guys into the
arch repressive, very impressed team. I don't care about.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
There's all kinds of dramas, not just on the field either.
You got the show tany thing teasing the Toronto fan
base during his free.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Agency Alredy over that right, you got.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
George being a member of the Astros that cheated their
way to a title at the Dodgers expense. Then you
throw in the fact that La versus Toronto is hello,
Kendrick versus Drake?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
What's also BONDI crime?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
That's right, That's exactly right. We got a lot of
crazy ish happening in this world.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
So I was talking to dumbass Tyler before the show
and he was telling me I have a piece of
audio here. So Brian wu picture for the Mariners, was
doing an interview after the game and in the background
is the locker room type of thing. You know, it's
the end of a season and you made it this far.
You were like so close game seven, separating you between
you know, just another season coming up short or going

(29:10):
to the World Series and the frustration. Right yeah, So
Julio Rodriguez, another Mariners player, you hear him in the background.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Listen, what ultimately do you feel like the legacy of
this team is going to be having cons further than
any other team in franchise history.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
And legacy is no one's really satisfied.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
Well, they're still looking for the guys in France who
stole all those jewels from the louver over the weekend?
Cops say the group was last seen speeding out of
Paris and heading for the city of Leone. The French
culture minister is overseeing the whole thing, describe the heist.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
As simple but spectacular.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Cops also confirmed that eight pieces of priceless jewels, including
Napoleon's jewels and the French crown jewels, were taken. They
also say that while the heist was well planned, there
were some mistakes. One thief dropped something damage to Tiara.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Oh no.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Now, with this big investigation, the French have even brought
in an Israeli security firm that helps solve jewel heist.
Like that's something you could do for a living.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Week seven of the NFL wrapped up last night with
two Monday night games.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Well yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
In the first one, the Bucks struggled on offense after
Mike Evans left with a concussion and a shoulder injury.
He broke his collar bone. He's going to miss the
rest of this or most of the season.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
That would suck.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
The Lions took advantage of that ended up winning twenty
four to nine in the second game, the Seahawks beat
the Texans twenty seven to nineteen. Zach Charbonay scored twice,
but the big story was a sideline fight in the
fourth quarter and the fact that the game went way
too late. And we have an update in the death
of former NFL star Doug Martin.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, this is a crazy story. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Well, according to reports, Martin was arrested in Oakland. Yeah,
after cops responded to a break and call.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Or in his burglary. Yeah, oh damn, when he was
in police custody when he died, exactly.

Speaker 8 (31:11):
He had some kind of medical emergency while in police custody.
There was a struggle before he became unresponsive. Paramedics got there,
took from the hospital where he died. The cops have
been in contact with the family and autopsy is being
done to figure out what exactly caused his death.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
That was bizarre.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah, breaking and entering, well, exactly.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
The White House made a new deal that could help
millions of past and current students. Since this agreement with
the American Federation Teachers lets the government restart student loan forgiveness.
There's two programs that limit payments based on income and
erase any remaining debt from after twenty to twenty five years,
which I could have benefited from. But I paid off

(31:52):
my crap like a chump and a half.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
What a loser.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
The Education Department will start processing forgiving forgiven cases rather
and anyone who gets their loan canceled this year they don't.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Have to pay taxes.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
I know it sucks, but I mean I paid off
my college loans. And I mean, if people get this opportunity,
then they do. It's like, okay, I just.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
One of them.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
How many times did you buy something big, big ticket
item like a car or house? But you buy a
house and then all of a sudden the market crashes.
You know, yeah, lost a boatload of money, But what
do you I mean, that's just time. What are you
going to do?

Speaker 8 (32:32):
And I mean I do feel kind of proud of
myself for having paid it off.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Sure, but I do understand the frustration.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
It's like, Okay, well, you know I know some people
that just dwell on it so hard I pay them.
I'm like, dude, you missed out sucks. You know, I
get it. I get it's used to work in the industry.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
You had to pay your dues before you get to
do anything cool, sleeping TikTok, hence my sleeping at the
radio station, doing all these things. And now people just
like start there, Yeah, they start at what was my goal?

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, and that was the big complaint.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
I remember when American idols started, Like you used to
have to play in garage bands and you just go
on TV.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
And you're a star. I mean, things change and what
can you do. You could be bitter about it.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
But I'm just met at myself. I'm not met at
everybody Else's change your situation.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
Now.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
Now, well, you know the Woody Show loves a good
miracle drug story, and we have another one. So this
new drug called tro Delvy is on the rise and
it's showing a lot of promise fighting something called triple
negative breast cancer. According to a recent study, people taking
troe Delvy's stayed healthier way longer than those who just

(33:41):
got regular chemo. And this is why the drug works
like a smart bomb. It hunts down the cancer cells
and delivers the medicine straight into those instead of just
blasting the whole body with chemo.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Oh wow, it was really hard on people.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
The drug is also reduced the side effects that chemo has,
with only four percent needing to stop the treatment compared
to twelve percent that stop chemo, doctors are saying this
is a big deal. Researchers, of course still gathering info,
but looks really promising. And in case you're wondering what
triple negative breast cancer is, I just have a very
quick little tidbit for you. It's a kind of breast

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cancer that doesn't have three common features that most breast
cancers have. It doesn't have estrogen receptors, progesterine receptors.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Or her two proteins.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
That means, well, because of this, common treatments they do
don't work because those are what they kind of bind
to and.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
They're not available.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
So dudes usually wait until a certain age or you know,
aren't told to go get like their prostate checked until
a certain age, like for women. Bar my ignorance here,
like do you get your boobs checked at what? Like
a what age? Do you start getting ramograms.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Around forty or forty five? Unless you have a cancer
history in.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
The family, you're too old, right, I think.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
They're trying to to that down.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, start like whenever you get cans, like whenever your
cans are fully developed twelve you know what I'm saying,
Like whenever they're fully developed. I know, people in their thirties.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
I got, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
They feel around for lumps and stuff every time you
get a PAP.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah, I'm going to my cousin's wedding and she's a
breast cancer survivor. Over the last couple of years. I mean,
she went through it. I mean it was, it was bad.
And you know, it's why everybody's rallying. Even my uncle
who's on hospice, who lives in Phoenix, is making the
trip to the Jersey Shore for wedding because the whole
family's rallying around it. And so, I mean, and she's
she's younger, you know, and so I mean, I guess

(35:28):
it can't happen. And you know, it's why you got
to listen to my mom. Her biggest thing, her biggest
takeaway after her cancer, not breast cancer. She has a
non Hodgkins foma in remission for a long long time now.
But her whole thing is, man, you really got to
listen to your body. Yeah, and don't be afraid to
go get something checked out. What's the worst case scenario
you can go there and you've wasted your time in

(35:48):
a copey. Greg's better about it now. I'm better about it.
He's better about it now he used to he used
to know. I'm definitely way better about it. Yeah, how
do you think you figured out about his? Uh a sophageal?
Exactly where are we?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Where are we with your nut? Greg?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
How about your balls that I've kind of ignored?

Speaker 7 (36:11):
It's better though, Okay, I think it's the pain's gone
for now. It was to the point where I would barely,
you know, like lay the remote control of my lap
and that would hurt.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Okay, I do have a Do you want to take
a word back? Yeah, that's not worth getting joking.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
I told you Sammy solved my problem. She said, wait,
don't you have a hernie? I said, I do, And
then she googled it and it.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Says and I said, thank you. You've heard a lot
of good stories about people just googling their Yeah, it's
an abundance of those stories.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Well that's what's going on with I.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Thank you very much, Ginagrad More, what a show next?
Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation?
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee. I think it's I think there may
be some kind of effect where you know you've gone.
I can feel the warm kind of like head and
dump ward my pestle, the woody Sam. We just went

(37:10):
to a wedding cash bar. No, no, no, okay, that's
a nightmare. Was it a brand sponsored?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
Brand sponsor?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
That's a new thing, Greg, so Greg, I was gonna
say Greg totally. Greg and Mara refused to get married,
like officially married. They were going to do it, and
they had even set a date at one point or day,
and then they backed out of it because Greg realized
that it was going to cost more than how much. Gina,
you weren't here for this, but it was my budget. Yeah,
this was his budget.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
So thirty grand, five thousand dollars go to city hall.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
So yeah, if you have a small wedding and sponsored,
like dude, five thousand dollars, that will give you a
lot of booze.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, if you did did it
at your house?

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Yeah, at home's all.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
But it's not the kind of wedding that Greg would
want or Mario would want, that I would want. Yeah,
it would not him, but you would. You would want
nicer things, so like even the booze would be like
more top shelf sure, but five grand worth five brand
for depends on how many people. If it's going to
be super tiny, I mean to go to cost yeah,
I mean whatever. Yeah, and I'm old, I've already been married.

(38:23):
I don't need to do a big fancy call. We'll
call bird get some poorsos exactly. Most weddings costing somewhere
in the twenty to thirty thousand dollars range, but brand
sponsored weddings have helped knock down the cost and they're
becoming more popular. Sixty one percent of people would consider
a brand sponsored wedding if the brand covered half of

(38:47):
the wedding cost. Thirty two percent said they they don't
want their wedding commercialized.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
Is it like, you know, like in Jewish weddings you
have like the Buddy Standard would have like a big
banner like sponsored by right.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I think it's like, yeah, why why would a brand
care about sponsoring just some like regular ass wedding.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
If I don't know if they would do that if
it's not a.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Person of any note, meaning like you don't have a
huge social media following.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
H I mean there is a thing called micro influencers.
And then so like a brand, they'll probably give you
like some free products.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
But what I'm saying is like a micro influencer would
be how many followers, probably like thousand, ten thousand, Yeah,
and then again you'll probably just get free product you
wouldn't like get paid. Found about it, right, And so
just asking people not that they're going to be asked
if they want a brand sponsored wedding, but fifty eight
percent of people will be okay with a brand sponsored cocktail.
Absolutely fifty would allow a brand logo on reception tables,

(39:39):
signage and invites. Absolutely yeah. Fifty four percent would allow
a brand to hand out product samples at the web.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, people might like that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
I think you say no, and then you see the
prices of everything at a wedding, you're actually, yeah, I'll
pay for.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
That picture a cocktail napkin with a logo on it.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Who cares? Thirty three percent would allow the brand's mascot
to a the wedding. Twenty percent would allow the brand
mascot or a brand rep to officiate the wedding. You
can Joe Camel at your wedding peanut. Yeah, jolly, it
would be willing to mention the brand in their wedding valves.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Oh that's hilarious really.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
And seventeen percent like a NASCAR driver would be okay
with putting the brand's logo on the wedding dress or
on the tux.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Hell yeahs like on the train.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Well, you know how much I hate dressing up.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
I hate it. Yeah, you don't even own a tie?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I don't. I was thinking, do you want one? I
have some. I can just give you one. I don't
think I need one.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Really, he doesn't want to break his streak of not
having a tie.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I just don't think I need one.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
I saw my ties the other day. I thought I
could give some of these.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Because I don't even own a shirt that would be
appropriate to host a tie.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I know I do have button ups, but they're not
like they're not like dress shirts, collars, the whole right,
They're not dressed shirts the purpose of wearing a tie
with them.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
I know you hate dressing up, but for somebody who's
so prepared and organized, has been clean, you think you
would just have a basic white button up shirt and
a black tie.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Why?

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Because in case you ever need it. Yeah, yeah, but
why do you have jumper cables? Why do you have
I don't I.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Have triple A And for my cousin's wedding, No, I'm saying,
and for those type of things like for my cousin's wedding,
I need something like that. Or we did the Woody
Show prompt. I went to Men's warehouse.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
He's gonna rent that suit anyway, might as well rent.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
And because my weight fluctuates all the time, That's what
I was about. I'm not like Gray.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Yeah, why I invest it but doesn't change.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
But short of something super formal, I can't think of
a situation where I'd wear a tie or where I
would even need to wear a tie, Like I think
we're kind of past.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
Like the shirt and tie thing. There's the most lot
of there's a lot of weddings back to back where
you need it.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, that ship is saled.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
I gotta ross get a new tie for like two
cents exactly, then just have it. But going back real
quick to the sponsored thing now, Greg, the wedding of
your dreams. Okay, everything you ever wanted in a wedding,
but on your suit it has to say preparation age.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
How big of a logo? Pretty damvious?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
It's like, yeah, pretty pre.

Speaker 12 (42:16):
Greg.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Can I be your agent because I think I can
make a compromise.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Maybe it's like maybe it's like a back patch. Yeah
on the butt, right, totally do that.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
It has to be has to be preparation everything you
ever wanted.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
To write everything. Here's a question, Greg, what if we
could get everything sponsored and your wedding, your wedding wouldn't
know I'm throwing this out there. I think we could
probably pull it off. Would you and Mario get married
if we could pull off a wedding where everything was

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brand sponsors and wouldn't cost you a dime.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
And the brands have to be prominent?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Though, No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about like no
for like, this is for real. This is not a
would you rather preparation age question? Yeah, Like, legitimately, we
know a lot of we do companies and sponsors. I
kind of feel somewhat confident that we could do that happen.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
I wouldn't say no to that, okay, but I would
have to confer with Mario.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
So Mario possibly doesn't really want to be married. Oh no,
I'm not saying that because I would like if if
that was the case and it really was just about money,
and I like, I would say, oh, dude, Jen totally
wants to get married, but we just don't want to
spend the money. So that was the case, and he
gave us, oh, yeah, we'll definitely do it. Yeah, I
think there might be something you don't want to be married,
you know what. Maybe my opinions are changing on that.

(43:39):
Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
It's been so long and been the can has been
kicked down the road for so long.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Just fine.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
I mean it's kind of a non issue, you know
what I mean. So but I would consider that, Yeah, yeah,
but I do. But I still think you guys are wrong.
You could do it for five grand.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
We're gonna need we're gonna need you to confer with
with mar I will do that and come back and
if the answer is that you guys would like to
actually be married, I think we pursue that. Okay, Yeah,
I definitely got it, And we can't We can even
sell a couple of tickets to listeners. Yeah you ticket sales?
Did you hear about?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
That's a big thing in India. They sell tickets to weddings.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
But they look at to the guests to.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Like random people that want to buy tickets to people's.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Who would want to go to a wedding, like.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
People that traveled to India. They buy the tickets and
they go.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
To see a cultural experience because.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Are over the top. Look, I wouldn't do it, but
people are doing it and people are buying tickets.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I mean, I'll go because I love my family and
things like that, but like, man, you hate weddings. I
hate weddings A.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Plus one at some random's wedding.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Now, Sammy and I were talking about this. We kind
of like weddings.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
I love.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
What do you not like to dance or drink or
yeah I'm not.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I'm not a church guy. And the number one thing
I hate the dressing up part. I hate it. I'm
uncomfortable all day and into the night.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Who get anymore?

Speaker 6 (45:08):
And then they see what you do is you show
up megalate to the Catholic wedding because it's still going
to be going forever. But other than that, I mean, yeah,
the after party is super fun, hanging out with friends,
drinking and having food.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
It's cool. Love friends, love family. Can't we just hang
out some other time, doesn't watch a football game, right
to go to Men's warehouse. And that's the thing the
people were telling me when I want to go get
fitted you know for the render a suit, not a tux.
It's a black tie formal like wedding exception thing. And
they said that's the big thing right now. All the

(45:40):
weddings are formals, Like all the weddings are black tie
right now.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
That's seasonal, like when the weather's.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
No they said, they said for the last like year
plus like and they have a hard time keeping stock.
They have a hard time keeping stock, like the rentals are.
They had to they had to buy more inventory for
rental rental suits and tuxes and things like that because
it's just been between that and God, you start getting

(46:06):
in the spring when you get like proms and weddings
right like everybody was out. So people were like, Oh,
I can go on like a week out and get
fitted and have the tucks in time. Nope, Wow, I like.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
That people are dressing up for weddings.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
So I've had to get last minute suits before. And
I'll tell you good place to get one Walmart and Target. Yeah,
if you want to suit that you know you're not
gonna happen forever.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah, I would like to try, if you know, just
to see what it's like, or have somebody in the
room try it. There is a suit that keeps getting
advertised on Instagram. It keeps popping up and it's like
a suit in a bag that and it's supposed to
be like super stretchy and color.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, kind of it's like airy.
It has like kind of like.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Kind of like muggsy jeans where you know, it looks
like you're wearing like regular Denimo jeans stretch, but they
kind of feel like sweatpants. Yeah, but it looks super
looks super formal, it looks super nice. Yeah, but it's
like a suit in a bat I forget the brand
of Next time it popped from Liberty, I would recognize
the ad.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
The latest suit was on Amazon and it rule you
could throw it in the washing machine.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
That's insane, which.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Is called my son, by the way, he had this
sport coat because he needed it because the school every
once in a whiles, like a formal thing, you know,
a formal day or whatever, they have to wear for
some type of thing that they're doing or wear a
blazer picture day. They have to wear this stupid blazer thing.
And so of course he's in charge of his own laundry.
He washed it. He's such a dumb ass white he

(47:39):
was what washing it? First of all, you wore it once,
like it's just a jacket wash. You wore it once.
It survived, I believe it or not. Greg, I'm getting
married in December and just the photographer is thirty six
hundred dollars. We got was twenty four hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
And you probably still have to pay for the photos afterwards.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
No, it's a package. It's still expensive, exactly.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Yeah, your priorities change the older you get. You're like,
this is so dumb. Should I get a photographer or
pay my utility? But for three years' stupid?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
So talk tomorrow. I'm sorryus. Well, I will. I think
that could be kind of funny slash fun. It could be,
And if it's something that you guys really wanted to do,
it'd be a fun way to do it totally, you know,
and you know what wouldn't caught you had died.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Exactly, yeah'd be so I'm sure I could call like
lazy dog or raising Kine. Oh yeah, because Kane said
they we can use the truck whenever you.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Don't think there's a photographer or somebody like that that
would just you know, for you know, just just to
be a part of it. And then also you get
their mentions out.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
I even got a guy with you stand on the
podium and the camera goes around you and.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
Oh yeah it makes does it make a little model.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
I'm sure we can get like a like a dunk
tank out. Yeah, set up a Greg's wedding like people
informal way that Brady bunch of house. Now we're thinking.
Now we're thinking, yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
How can we get my mortgage company involved pay off
your house?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Oh yeah, right, they're going to pay off the whole
venue just so you can have one day. I would
have to own the venue, right, So yeah, I'm sure
that's the way that works. All right, eight seven seven
forty four wedding. We'll send a text if you like
over to two two ninety seven. I'll check in see
what you got. Yeah, oh dude, people are really interested
in buying tickets. They want to go, Yeah, they want

(49:34):
to go to Greg's wedding. Huh, buying to this one says.
Indian weddings are lit.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Really, yeah, they're like That's why I thought Sammy was
at an Indian wedding because they last for days.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, I still understand what took like a week? Well,
what was going on that? Did you get married? You
and steamboat willing you run?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Did you officiate?

Speaker 10 (49:55):
You have to fly in and there's Hawaii difference right
Fu to Hawaii, and then there's a time difference, so
you're really getting in late. The day that you get
in that the next day is the welcome party for everyone.
The day after that was the wedding, and the day
after that was like all of the like everyone getting
together and it was a beach day and this whole thing.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
And then you fly out three.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Days after that.

Speaker 10 (50:17):
There wasn't three days after that, so then you fly
out on Sunday and there's no early flights out of Hawaii,
so it's one o'clock in the afternoon. You land at midnight,
and then that's getting no sleep.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
The only thing that I've never done is the after
wedding hang like the next day.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
You don't do that much of town.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I've never done that before.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
The thing is is that it was such a big trip.

Speaker 10 (50:37):
It was a destination wedding, and so everybody was going
there for this period of time and spending a lot
of money to go and be there.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Just be honest, you want to hang in Hawaii like.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Everybody did.

Speaker 10 (50:50):
I was also in the situation where I was staying
in this big air and BnB house that I was
invited to say, and that the bride and groom were
in along with about fifteen other people. And so it
was also sort of a vacation that was planned for
the group together and we're staying.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
You were your boyfriend of this.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
No, okay, really, I don't bring sand of the beach,
you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Literally literally to go to the goat farm that I did.

Speaker 10 (51:15):
I went to the goat farm that Menace has been
talking about, and you know what, he is right?

Speaker 9 (51:20):
It is life changing goat cheese.

Speaker 10 (51:22):
And that sounds like an outrageous statement.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
It sure does, but it's true.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
And because they make it in small batches every single day,
and it's delicious. And I guess that you know the
main corporations that make it. When they do it, they
do these giant vats that sit for long periods of time,
which is why goat cheese has that weird aftertaste.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
It's not supposed to have that, by the way, that's
really neat goat cheese. Yeah, surfing goat dairy. Yes.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well today back to the future day, the futuristic twenty
fifteen day that Marty McFly went and back to the
Future part two. And to commemorate this, Cassio has reissued
the three calculator watch that Marty wore. So remember you

(52:13):
remember the US right, Yeah, had one.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
You did math on it.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
The coolest wacky it was, so that's so cool. It
was almost as cool as the watch I had that
had a radio on it with you put headphones into it.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Such a thing.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I didn't know that it was a thing. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
My friends also had that watch that was a remote
control and then they would turn on and turn off
the TV.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
What. Yeah, I never heard of that either. Yeah, really
I think watch watches radio watch. I remember this Cassio one,
the w R and then you know in the corner
like the calculator buttons. I remember that one. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
My brother had one that played Frogger. You could play
games on it.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Watch that.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Yeah, Cassio did make the TV watch.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
So Cassio they reissued the c A fifty three kill
watch for the Back to the Future Day commemoration. Also,
what they did they made this video. It's this young boy.
He's looking through a box that says Dad's stuff, and
as he's going through it, the watch begins to chirp.
And when he opens the garage door, lads gentlemen waiting

(53:21):
to take him away. He is a Dorian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Talia.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Roads.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Where we're going. We don't need Rubens. Yeah, but today
is not the fortieth anniversary of Back to the Future too.
It came out in nineteen eighty nine, so it's only
thirty six years old. The original had its fortieth anniversary
July third of this year. And if you remember, we've
mentioned this a number of times here, at the end
of the month, I think it's on Halloween actually whatever.

(54:05):
What's Saturday is Saturday?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Halloween?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Friday is Halloween?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Right Friday? Halloween? Yeah, anyway, so that week at Halloween
weekend or whatever, it's going to be an IMAX, the
original IMAX, and it's like remastered or whatever they do.
You're going to be Yeah, I'm definitely going first time
at the theater and forever. This will get me there
forever I forgot how those watchers would beat at the
top of the hour. Yeah, nostalgia for a beat.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Show.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I thought you liked being outside. I do, so, I
don't understand what your big issue is with her friend, Like, oh,
I'm not getting so there's a there's a thing going. Okay,
we'll get your opinion on this. We'll get everbody's opinion
on this. Okay, Yeah, I think it's so weird. Do
you think do you think Greg is weird for thinking
this is weird.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
I don't think he's weird for thinking it's weird, but
I think his reaction, I think was a little.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
But you love, to keep in mind, loves peeing outside,
I do.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
It is weird, like.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Peeing out.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
It's so effortless, it's relaxing. I just think it's so odd.
So this is the thing Gina is telling me, Well,
you told everybody that you had all your friends over
and you're drinking and you're hot tubbin. It's a bunch
of chicks totally rules. And then you have this one
friend who gets out of the hot tub in front
of everybody, if I'm understanding correctly, walks over to and

(55:31):
I think my husband the base of a tree, pulls
her bathing suit down and peace.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Squats next to the tree and he's.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Like, guys, and it makes a big spectacle that part,
like you know, like everybody watched me, Pete. That's kind
of weird. That's but the fact that you in your.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Backyard, I mean, I don't know your st there?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
No, he was there are your friends with Julianne because
you did that at my.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
House like three weeks again to expect.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Don't what kind of vegetation can handle you in.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Your but your husband. So you see your box, she.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Just pulled it to the side and then you and
then you said that she often does this because she
can make.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
And tilted she has well that was she didn't do
it that time.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
I wish she did.

Speaker 8 (56:16):
She has a tilted pelvis. I've seen her arct before
this time.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
She is what do you mean a tilted pell I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
I seen her arket more than once where it looks
like a dude.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
I would do that in my own yard because it's
my yard.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
I can choose to do it as nobody's around her.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Again, would you be mad if a friend did it
in your yard?

Speaker 7 (56:40):
I would hope that they would at least say, like, hey,
instead of going inside, I'm dripping wet. Do you mind
if I just pee in the corner? I would say no,
I don't mind. So if they got out and just
did it, I would find that I find it just
like borderline disturbing.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Really I don't know why.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
So my question is, I mean she was all wet, correct,
which is why she didn't want to go in the house,
was trying to be respectful.

Speaker 7 (57:01):
By going in the direct but then making a spectacle out.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
Of it, And it wasn't I, you know, not everyone
was super clear headed at that point. I didn't notice
it until it was pointed out to me and then
she waved at me. So maybe she didn't yell guy, Sorry,
I could have been wrong about that, but she was.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Why somebody watching, you know, someone's going there peeing.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Like well, very small backyard? Is she the first one?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
But you had to be facing that direction? Can everybody avert?

Speaker 12 (57:25):
Like?

Speaker 5 (57:26):
I don't think it.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
I don't think she mind it either way. Julianne like yeah,
our friends like okay, going back to Greg. So if
Julianne was at your house, which she did at mine,
and then she didn't ask me. If she just started
doing it, I would expect it, so you would.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
So you'd have a difference of opinion if uh.

Speaker 8 (57:47):
Because me knowing my friend, like you guys know Julianne
it's one hundred percent on brand.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
Well then I'm not surprised, but I still find it
odd that she did it in front of everybody, almost
as a spectacle.

Speaker 8 (57:58):
Yeah, but that's I mean, was Julie like, don't look
at you, guys getting.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
That's the woman that sprayed breast milk on people?

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Just a certain type up tight.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
I mean, Tyler was there, he was enjoying it.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Julianne gets a free pass because
she's just hilarious.

Speaker 9 (58:20):
He's so fun.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
But the only thing I worried about, because you know,
being a homeowner and not really knowing much about gardening,
I was like, is this going to affect my plants?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah? Yeah? What is it about dog pey that burns
the yard out?

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Yeah? That's my question. I don't know, always the same spot.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I don't know if that's necessarily the case. No, I
don't think that's necessarily the case. There's something in dog
rom because it's not like the dog uses the exact
same spot, and you will see multiple spots around the yard.
They peed there once and then you come back like
the next day, and that spot where they peed that
one time is yellow or starting to burn out.

Speaker 8 (58:57):
You're right, doctor, because of occurring chat GBT, because of
too much nitrogen and salt, and dogs contain uh dog
euring contains nitrogen which comes from the breakdown of protein
in their diet, and amounts of that really make it
kill the grass, drop the water out of the grass.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Like if you want your yard to stay nice, like
as soon as the dog takes a leak, we're supposed
to hose it down. Women's not doing that, by the way, yesterday,
Happy birthday to Cassie. It was Cassie's seventh birthday. Yesterday.
Little didn't get her a little steak, Greg. She gets

(59:35):
the same steak every year. She gets a nice big
filet mignon.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Does she savor it?

Speaker 4 (59:42):
It's amazing the amount of like love and care I
put into preparing that steak for her to just like
scarf it. I mean, did you even taste it? Did
you can chew?

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Did you chop it up?

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Because I'll be afraid that she would. Yeah, of course,
do you season it? I don't think you No, I
don't season it. My wife is trying to get me
a season I go, I don't think you're supposed to
put her even like a little bit of pepper. I'm like,
she's not even gonna taste it. You know. She that
was a big this is the same dog and eat
her turns. But man, she knew that I was making

(01:00:13):
her steak. Wow, And so like she she would every
time I got to the even to go turn the
grill on and go, you ready, you're ready to make
your dinner, and she like walk out there with me
as I turn the grill on and you know, get
the great tall brushed down, and then uh, she'd come
back in. I set the of course that I come
up the room temperature. I set it out right, and

(01:00:35):
then uh, and then I brought it out, and she
would every time I go to check on the steak
or turn it, because I even put the little char marks,
like the crisscross marks on the love and attention that
I put into making misteak for this dog who won't
even taste it. No, we didn't all have steaks. She
ate better than the family did. But you didn't all
have my wife made like hello fresh for everybody, like

(01:00:56):
some kind of like you know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Did you sing to her beef and ice cut before
handing her the steak?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Yeah, but she had her birthday hat on, she had
her birthday scarf, she had a cupcake, she with a candle.
She got present is just on our Instagram. That is, Yeah,
we know I got to see this. I got a picture.
I'll show you, I'll show the hat. But dude, she's
my best friend.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Yeah, yeah, she knows the day. Now was it like
a dog coupcake or does a regular cupcake? Or that's
right before I gave her the steak. Yeah, she's got
she got a birthday girl hat, candles.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Make it post it and then uh, let's see and
then and then and then it was cupcake time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Did she candle?

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
No, my daughter did it for her because we always
worry that she's going to catch herself on fire because
she just wants to go for the cupcakes so quickly.
Of course I love that dog.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Cakes because my dogs would puke every time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Yeah, oh she doesn't. She just eats everything. She's like,
she's like the dog version of you, eats everything.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Yeah, and how old.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Is she needs it quick? Seven? She's seven?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Oh okay, good, Yeah, your mom didn't stop feeding you
because you piked all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
You know, I'll parking lots face all the time. When
I was and more time goes by, I realized that.
You know, I said the the suicide pack that I
have with the dog as a joke, like we have
a suicide agreement, like for real. Yeah, like I think
I mean it now, like I mean it more and
more as every day goes by, like that dog and
I we cannot be a part. Like when she goes, yeah,

(01:02:26):
I will go.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
You know, they only live about another six seven years.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Get your fill of me now, yea six or seven years?
I think it's like more like ten or twelve.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Somethingel wait twelve more?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
No twelve total? Yeah more so? Yeah, three or four years?

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
We have the dog pill too, dropping.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I know, I know. So like when when she goes,
I won't be able to handle life without her, So
like I think there will be time for me to go,
and if I go first. She has also agreed that
she will take herself out. She'll run out in front
of the car. She'll like run, She's not she's not
a runner. But she would in that case then go
right in front of the Amazon truck or something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
That way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
That way we could be cremated, our ashes mixed and
you know do it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Did she get goggles for her flights, like you know
when she goes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Yeah? No, they actually do have like some things for
their ears, like to you know, for the noise.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
He didn't get a plane, yeah, but they do have things.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
For you know, flying with dogs, Like are you going
to take her up?

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Of course I'll go flying with her. Wow. I hope
she likes that better than she likes the car. She
hates the car, which is weird. She's weird that way. Towhere,
she's like her dad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
I don't want to go anywhere. I don't want to walk.
It's the one dog that hates walking as well.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Yeah, it's like hank Kill with the Lady Bird. Yeah,
you're right, that's absolutely true. I love that dog. Life
changing dog.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Addressed Lady Bird in the new Hank Kill in the
New King of the Hill.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Not that I saw obviously. Yeah, I don't I keep
forgeting about I got it. I got them. I should
write it down, because that's another I was I was
sitting there here recently. I'm like, what is it that
I wanted to watch? I couldn't remember. I'm like, oh yeah, damn,
there's new King of the Hill. They're good. Forgot about that,
forgot about Beavis and butthead I write these.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Butheads aren't on the Paramount plus apps. Like there's some
weird thing with Comedy centraler or MTV whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
So where do you watch them?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
I've watched them live, they come up on MTV or whatever,
but you can't stream.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Only got the first two seasons. That doesn't make anything.
That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous, It's stupid. What is
this low res logic thing?

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
I love these guys. There are these two dudes there
on Instagram and Twitch and they just go back and
forth doing would you rather crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Would you rather?

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
You know? We do like a good would you rather love?

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Those found?

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
We do very crude ones off the air with each other,
like based on people that we know are kind of unparted.
So you can have Greg two million dollars cash tax free, right,
But but there's a uh, there's a person who you
will say female because you know Greg, Uh, it's a female.

(01:05:07):
You'd have to go down on her and and and
uh and do that to completion, making eye contact the
entire time.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
And we'll say, I'll say no to that one. Yeah,
if we're talking about the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, it is. It's always her. It's the chicken used
to deliver pizzas on the side. Yep, we're talking about
the same person. Ye, that's that's I'm straight, and I
don't think I could do it. You would say no
to that? Oh yeah, because you have what if?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
What if you could get one more year with Cassie.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Son, one more birth one more year, one more birthday,
stay good year, like picture, I mean picture someone who
looks like the dumpster behind a planned parenthood like that,
like the human version of the of that the bus
driver on South Park. Yeah. Yeah, combined with that, you're right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
You're right, shifting literally still, Yeah, another way with Cassie
and two million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
No, not the two million, so just the one you
would have to see it for one year, I guess,
I mean yeah, because it would either be that or suicide.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Yeah, what's a matter of life and death.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Yeah all right, then, well I want to hear this
low the low logic. Would you rathers.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Are they're good?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yeah? This may be something else that I end up
spending way too much time with rather as you're scrolling
where you should be sleeping and doing other productive things.
That's next on The wood Show eight seven seven forty four.
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Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Have you lost your mind?

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You disgust mey dollars show?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
You're right back, Morgan? Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
Oh my god? I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Y'all don't know this hallucinating Woody?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Sure? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
So low reds logic. Yeah, not familiar with this. It
can be a first time for me. Yeah, but would
you love? Would you love the good? Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
Then you're gonna love these?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yeah, the darker the better, you know, not the simple ones.
Would you rather have nuts for hints?

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
That that that that doesn't do it for me. But
like when they're like dark and yeah, that's that's the
that's the good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Some of these go pretty deep.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
These guys are on Instagram and Twitch and I've pulled
some good ones that I'd like each of you to answer.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
So I think we should start with you, Woodie.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Let's just kind of gip our toe in fir a
se getting too crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Everybody else could say answer to and this.

Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
One specifically for dudes, but yeah, what do you want
tot you take the helm on this?

Speaker 11 (01:07:55):
Would you rather have to pick up everything you drop
with your butt cheeks? Or not tap yourself every time
you say the word and do it each time?

Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
Easy on the butt cheeks everything you ever dropped or
everything you had to pick up?

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Yeah, because I don't cheeks, I'm changing my mind. The thing, yeah,
so easy.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
You wouldn't be able to pick up any all day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
We used to do a game on the show called
don't say or uh, and it proves to be very difficult.
But I think if you especially as you get tired,
right and you start, you know, not thinking about it,
so now I'm trying to think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
So which one I think I would get?

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Really from a time standpoint, the butt cheeks thing is
just inefficient.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Yeah, it's time because like you'd have to you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Know, drop drop trial.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
Yeah, and Morgan, you're right, you couldn't pick anything.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
I mean, good luck getting a pin, but you'd be
really good at it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
No, you would eventually get good at it. No hands. Ron,
that guy that we used to work with. You know,
he could throw a spiral and eat chicken wings. He
drives his stick like he's got no hands and he
can be done. He was the fastest typer in the building. Like, yeah,
you learn, you learn how to do things. It doesn't
have fingers. Yeah, so I think you could get good
at the butt cheeks thing. But nut tapping, you guys

(01:09:09):
say that hurts pretty bad.

Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
You have every single time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
I would want to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
Actually, I would you want to get Yeah, you'd want
to get tapped in the nuts? Yeah, because I wouldn't
want to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
You don't want to say you want to treat yourself,
not to say, okay, not that you want to get
tapped in okay, God, I mean it'd.

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
Be a good way to learn not to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, Well let's move on.
This one's a double dip. This is for Morgan and
Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Morgan Sea Bass get the answer first on this one
and then we can chime in. All right, here we go,
low res logic.

Speaker 11 (01:09:39):
Would you rather compete in the Special Olympics as a
perfectly healthy person or go to a Children's hospital, addressed
as to grim Reaper and tell every kid I'll see
you soon.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
I'll see you soon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
This is the dark stuff I love. Yeah, I just
want to take the more inappropriate that the more I
love it. This is a good one, I think. Answer.
What about they made a movie about.

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
The Yeah, the Ringer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
The Ring with Johnny Knoxville.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Okay, Olympic so it's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
It's fun fact, Okay, what would you rather do?

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
And that shows it to be heartwarming and delightful and
I'll have a big lesson at the end. So that's
the obvious answer.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
That would be the more fun thing for me, that's
for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
But everybody knows that you're right, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:10:22):
And that's why, reading sure, I would go with the
grim Reaper in the hospital because then at least, like
maybe I cover my face, my whole body, maybe I
can remain in hon them.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
You can.

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
Will you traumatize children in their last moment?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:10:33):
But then I go home later. You know, it's not
like I'm on TV for ruining the Special Olympics or something.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
I just ruined the Special Olympics.

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
Oh yeah, I do.

Speaker 13 (01:10:42):
I watch the ceremonies where they walk out that I
mean good, it's really good. What channel is that you
gotta stream it?

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Dark web streams? Shout out?

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
Okay, so you're going children's hospital to see as going
Special Olympics.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
Yeah, Lance there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Like I think Sea Bads. That makes more sense because
he likes the lord over people. And no matter what
the you know, no matter what the reasoning or what
the circumstances. By the way, plus and athletic. That's that's
by the way.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
It's a really ablest question, may I say to the
stupid these stupid YouTubers, because many Special Olympians are quite
strong and quite fast, you probably would lose, right, Yeah,
so how dare you? How dare you very able?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
And they're broadcast on the ESPN.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Dude, I donated to the Special Olympics and they send
me mail like, you're right, it's like all different types
of letters. They they change it up constantly. It looks
like like somebody wrote me a personal letter and they.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Spend they spend a lot of money on that. It's insane.
I would go the Special Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
I'm gonna say grim Reaper because I don't think the
kids know what the grim Reaper is.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
If somebody comes in with like a sickle and a
black cape.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
I mean depending on that's true. It depends on how
old the it's are even know what that is?

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Like five minutes out of your day?

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
Yeah, and Morgan made a good argument like you could
like hide your face.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Yeah, and you came in dressed like god, you know yeah,
do you hear I'm calling? Yeah? That that you're right?
That's actually a good I don't think.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
And then what you'll see me soon? Yeah, I'm coming
back tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
Yeah, when cookies.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
All right, let's move on to Menace. This one's about wieners.
So I thought you might like you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Menace does love wieners because they're hilarious.

Speaker 14 (01:12:35):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
through your wiener? Or wake up tomorrow with aids?

Speaker 13 (01:12:44):
That's aids all day?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, you get a pill?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Oh yeah, what do you do for that now? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
Gonna sound dumb. Is there even aids anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Does it ever progress? The difference is once you have
HIV AIDS kind of kludes.

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
You stop it before it becomes a Okay, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Old school aids.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Freddie Mercury aids. Yeah, well then I'm going Mercury era.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Okay, that's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
Lib.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
Well, then who wouldn't take option penis?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Then no, he really doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
It's that or death.

Speaker 14 (01:13:24):
Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
through your wiener or wake up tomorrow with aids?

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
What of the magic Johnson era?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Aids?

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Right, Yeah, that's Tom Hanks Philadelphia era. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
Okay, Well, somebody who has had you know, Kinney stones
multiple times, they said that it's like the the equivalent.
Then I guess so I could live. I'll just have
the baby. But do I have to keep it?

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Nonption?

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
And why do you have to wake up tomorrow to
find this out?

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Jackass?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
God know, why can't you find out tonight?

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
I want to find out immediately?

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
In his in his taking this at face value, if
if an eight pound baby comes through there, it's gone,
it's obliterated.

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
It's not going to work it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
So you can live with a mangled exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
It goes back, It goes back to its regular size. Guys.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
Yeah, it doesn't get blown out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
It goes back to exactly how it was.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
They don't have reconstruction.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Of plastic exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
So yeah, compared yeah, compared to mercury mercury. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:14:44):
All right, Greg, Since we all know how you feel
about cops, I figured this one would be for you.

Speaker 14 (01:14:49):
Was you rather every time you get pulled over you
have to pull your wallet out as fast as you
can from your waistband, or every time you see a
cop in public you have to squeal like a pig
and then give them finger guns.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Oh does that anyway? Yeah, they're pulling over things.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
Really, because that's more dangerous that one.

Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
You're you're done, you're gonna get shot, right, but.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
Then you know that you just don't speed ever, kind
of like the thing with the nut tapping.

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
You forgot your like registration was not up to date,
Like it could be anything. It's gonna Happenlet okay, I
see Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
How does the pig go?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Come on? How's a big go? Show me? How the pig? Easy? Greg?
I don't know if you remember this, but.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
You were drunk at like some event and we were
like talking to some cop and you kind of implied pig. Yeah,
like some pig jokes. You would have fun doing this,
remember that bacon fest thing. Yeah, and he started like
you started, I have pig jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Yeah, you were kind of wasted. Yea.

Speaker 14 (01:16:07):
Rather, every time you get pulled over you have to
pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
you have to squeal like a pig and then give
them finger guns.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
It's a Greg your final answer wallet, Wow, that's crazy.
I would take my chances with the finger guns. The
wallet waistband thing you're asking to get shot carries their
wallet waistband.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
That would suck to Yeah, exactly, like reaching that, Yeah,
as fast as you can.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Yeah, the walls forget.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Greg drove around with a bumper sticker that said only
gay cops give me tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
Yeah, let's get that magnet that you chose.

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
You chose what I chose? Oh, I'm choosing the finger guns.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Your guns, your guns, a fun way.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Bigger guns. Yeah. Yeah, let's think it's today here. Well,
we'll get one more out of the break. Let's take
the break and then uh we'll come back. Yeah, low
res logic. Can you can find these guys all that
funny yeah. Again, the darker ones are are.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Good, even better.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Yeah, I like those a lot. All right, Yeah, I'm
just looking at the text. Some of these are pretty funny,
but yeah, keep your text. Coming over to two two
nine eighty seven call in eight seven seven four Woody
SoCal Sports with the Geeve Sheriff Curse.

Speaker 15 (01:17:22):
Ahi, Good morning, Jeff g Good morning Woody, and good
morning squad. So now we know who the Dodgers are
going to be playing in the World Series. It's the
Toronto Blue Jays. Blue Jays will have home field advantage
in the World Series, but the Dodgers are favored to
win at all. Game number one is Friday at five
pm in Toronto. You know, La Toronto. It's giving very

(01:17:42):
Kendrick versus Drake energy. By the way, Drake, please bet
on the Blue Jays if you're listening, we need that
Drake curse to be in full effect so the Dodgers
can win.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
And speaking of.

Speaker 15 (01:17:52):
Winning, by the way, you can win your way into
the World Series right here on the Woody Show. Thanks
here listen every single morning five am to ten am.
And one more thing before we stopped talking about La
versus Toronto for now. That's right, Canada sucks, and so
does George Springer. Time to pay that fullback Dodger Nation.
Moving on to the NBA Lakers kick off their season

(01:18:14):
tonight versus the Warriors. It's seven pm at Crypto, No
Lebron James speaking of led GM. The fan who was
suing Lebron over his decision too, and the fact that
he bought tickets to a Laker game dropped the lawsuit.
I guess that fan got what he wanted. You know,
a week's worth of fame on TikTok. NH held Kings
in Saint Louis today at five Ducks and Nashville at

(01:18:35):
five as well. And since we're talking hockey, one last
story this morning. You know you could send text messages
up to the jumbo tron at sporting events. Well, the
San Jose Sharks let a message run on their JumboTron
that said, quote San Jose Sharks fans love ice, Get
them boys. This also happened on Hispanic Heritage Night. Trash behavior,

(01:18:56):
and I hope the person in charge of screening those
messages got fired. I'm Jeff Gee, and that's your SoCal sport,
all right, Jeff, If.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
You're on the Woody Show. You made it and just
in time, the Woody Show is back. Put the cherry
on the would you rather? Low res logic? Sunday never
heard of this low res logic before, but Gina brought
it to the table today and they have some would
you rather which we do like, Yeah, I'm more inappropriate,
the more whatever, the better, more than difficult. Yeah, when

(01:19:26):
it comes to this group, yeah, this group of people, Yeah,
you had one more.

Speaker 9 (01:19:31):
This is for Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
We know how you feel about Diddy and you know
your affinity for that kind of guy. So this last
one is This last one's for you.

Speaker 11 (01:19:40):
Okay, So youd rather walk around with your shoelaces untied?
But your shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be
able to wear one shirt that says rip Epstein and
you can't wear anything to cover it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
Shoelaces, easy shoelace.

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
You're going to walk around with shoelaces that are twenty
feet long? Yes, Dady, should hear the question twenty feet
That would be a real pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
It would be can I can I?

Speaker 9 (01:20:03):
Can I hold them in?

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Anyone you're dragging behind you?

Speaker 11 (01:20:06):
Would you rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
your shoelaces are twenty feet long, or only be able
to wear one shirt that says ri I p Epstein,
and you can't wear anything.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
To cover it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
You really walking so much?

Speaker 10 (01:20:17):
And I walk my dog every day.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Yeah, you couldn't cross the street because you know traffic
would be oh no.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Oh wait what well?

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
No, if you cross the street, you're trying to keep
walking down the sidewalk, but you get caught in your
next to your face planning because.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Just twenty feet ahead of the cars.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
That's all at all times, and only think about that.
That's get it running in Yeah, or just tell everyone
how much you love.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Yeah, the studio door would just be an issue alone.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
Yeah, because I can't pick elevators, no, they drag on
the ground or just.

Speaker 9 (01:20:53):
Dang, I get your love. I would have to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I've seen shirt. There's no other off. But you'd be
an outcast.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Your uncle Bill Epstein.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Of course you would and wear the shirt all day.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
I feel like I could explain it. You can't pick them,
but you're not allowed to explain it. No, how would
you get your stell who cares.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Very much?

Speaker 10 (01:21:17):
Care I don't want to be confronted all the time
like crazy people.

Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
Either would you rather have a R I p Epstein
or R I P didty well Diddy's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
It?

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
Would you rather rep?

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Did?

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
Or what crazy people who hate Jeff Epst?

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
I would rather I would rather rep Ditty? Okay, save
that clip?

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
I would Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:21:37):
Well, children involved in the whole thing, right, I mean
that's well show well allegedly, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Final answer, finally, answer is the shirt the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Shirt menace Epstein shirt shirt? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
Make it a crop top, shoelaces, shoelaces.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Hey, question for the ladies in the room. Just got
reminded of something I forget. Did somebody say something? Oh no,
something about like some men can do that women can't do,
or women they can do the men can't do. Make
a machine gun noise? Oh no, I know what it was.
It's when I asked you to do the sound the
sound of a pig. Yeah, it reminded me of this

(01:22:19):
other video I saw guys can't do it? No do
a How does it? What does a machine gun sound like?

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Oh, okay, I can't do it the way I want
to do.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
It, Like, how does a machine gun.

Speaker 9 (01:22:32):
Sound, Oh, I would just go like, yeah, we have
to do the hand thing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
I guess. I guess if you walk up to like
just like just random chicks.

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
They can't do a machine gun.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Yeah, they'll go like bang bore, yeahah, because I think
every boy when they were like, you know, I do
it more like Sammy like the kids like really yeah,
a big more geral military. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
I can't do it the way my kid just like
like right, yeah, I can't really do it like that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
But is that how your.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
And this guy went to like he's got all daughters
and is wife. He went to every one of them individually.
None of them can.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
I'm sure if you went to a sorority like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
They would have not like eight seven four text over
to two two nine eight seven, and we began another
new hour insensitivity training freight politically correct world. Miname is whatdy?
That is great?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Gory?

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Good morning. We got menace birthday month boy himself. Okay,
happy birthday month, Thank you, I appreciate it. Actual birthdays
about a week away. I don't know, damn. Next Thursday
twenty eighth, he Gina gran we got Sea Bade, Sammy's here,
Morgan's here phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can't an

(01:23:58):
send us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
A question for the ladies in the audience who have
had a baby and vaginally that thing we mentioned earlier,
It goes back to does it that's a question, be honest,
you don't have to you don't have to like try
to put up in front here. Just if if you
think yes, then just say yes on the text.

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
How elastic is it?

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
And yeah, And I think that it's got to be
like a source of curiosity for other women who are
who haven't done it, like they say, oh no, it
goes back to normal. It goes back to the how
it was like before you had the baby, true or false,
ladies who have had a had a baby that way
over to two two nine eight seven. Dying to know,

(01:24:43):
I mean just just wondering, just wondering. We've talked about
people getting sleep divorces before. H uh and uh. I
did have an after. I had a couple of things
for you on this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
That's when you don't sleep in the same bed bed
You're more and more.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
People talk about lately or even the same room.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Yeah, yeah, this is a woman that called in on
the after hours voicemail.

Speaker 12 (01:25:07):
Hey, Woody show, Melissa here from Kansas. I had to
call in because separate bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Woody.

Speaker 12 (01:25:16):
I am totally team separate bedrooms. Do you need to
tell Jen not to worry? It is not going to
affect your marriage in a negative way in any way, Greg,
It is not sad. It is fancy. I feel like
I live an episode of Bridgerton, like the Duke and Duchess,

(01:25:36):
where we have our separate well we have separate bedrooms,
not separate you know, wings. But anyway, it is a
amazing He sleeps in the basement where it's cold and dark,
and I'm upstairs where it's nice and warm. If we
had one of your guys' schedules, I mean, no brainer. Yeah,

(01:25:58):
we basically are on the same schedule. But still it
has been awesome. There's still plenty of opportunity for other
EXCUTI and then you go your separate ways. Sometimes I
just roll over and go to sleep while he gets up,
brushes his teeth, brushes his teeth and leaves. That's all.
Thanks love you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Wow selling it because I keep on hearing about this
more and more, and it's always one hundred percent the
woman's idea. I've never heard gay couples go through this
at all. No, either, I suggest it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
I think you're right. Well what you suggested taking it
way further and you have your own apartments. Yeah that's
the dream, not a separate bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
Yeah you're not like, yeah the norm when it comes
to this situation.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
Greg, you could get up and leave, just like a
common whore, like.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Hey, I'm done with you. Yeah. Mixed mixed response on
the text. False. It does not go back to normal.
It does not go back to normal completely. Uh and
after the second it almost feels hollow. You gotta do
the work to get it back too close to what
it used to be. And then they're the people I

(01:27:09):
think maybe because like their boyfriend or husbands in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
True.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
True. After having my first baby last year, I have
to say true. Actually feels tighter when I have sex.
Believe or not for who for you? True, but JJ
goes back to normal. It doesn't look like it does before,
but it does go back to normal. From the inside.
From what my husband says, it's better. Yeah, he's nice

(01:27:34):
and this is after two big headed kids. Oh no,
keegeles kegles. You know what I know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
I'm doing right now, literally doing them right now.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Yeah. And this is a going back to the sleep
divorce thing. This is uh Burt Kreischer and his wife
Leanne talking about the sleeping in seven bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
I live in my room, she lives in her room.
We're in a sleep divorce right now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I go to sleep sometimes way earlier than she does.
She's a night owl. She likes cats. I'm allergic to cats.
I want another dog. She won't allow it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Because one person trys the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Stop stop, doesn't matter how dog, one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Person picks up the dog.

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
One person days the bed, so that person should get
to decide.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
One person cooks, the other person doesn't cook.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Neither of us cook currently.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
All right, Land's drunk like huge dogs. Yeah, they got
big dumps too, super sweet. Yeah, Now here's something on this.
So a lot of people sleep in seven beds in
rooms because they hate if their partner snores, tosses and
turns too much, or does something else in the bedroom.
But believe it or not, there are some benefits to

(01:28:42):
sleeping together with your partner in the same bed. According
to Xpozy, sleeping in the same bed can reduce sleep
apnea risk. Like there's somebody to notice that you're not.

Speaker 8 (01:28:52):
Breathing someone else you're keeping awake, got it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
I don't see how this would be the case improve
sleep quality? How do you get better sleep? But if
you're sharing in bed with somebody, I don't know, because
that doesn't make any common sense. Yeah, that's because it would.
There's there's no choice other than there's a possibility of disruption.
Not that you get disrupted, but if the person moves, yeah,
makes a noise. Whatever bed generate less fatigue, create overall

(01:29:18):
greater life satisfaction. Okay, that makes sense. Uh, it's all
about familiarity and comfort. Experts also say that people who
sleep in the same bed together experience less anxiety and
have an easier time falling asleep compared to other people
who don't co sleep. No way, it's like, yeah, that's
that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 8 (01:29:38):
I'm I'm either all out or all in. I have
suggested sleeping in separate bedrooms and he was not a fan.
But when we do sleep together, I try to like
hold his hand as he's falling asleep and he hates it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
So it's like, which is it? Do you want to?

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:29:54):
He but I'm like okay, but I also like to just.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
Hold his hand or do you just kind of lay
your hand on you?

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
I try to grab it. He's like, oh goddamn, I
hate I know that's what he's said.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
Body heat.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Yeah, I don't. He's a furnace. I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Hey, what do you show totally falls? I had a
baby vaginally a little over a year ago. Your vege
is totally different, and you get closer to how it
was with pelvic floor exercises, but it'll never be the same.

Speaker 8 (01:30:19):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
Yeah, I'm looking at all the medical stuff says you're
it's it's never pristine.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
I've had four kids, and I've heard from my husband
that it goes tighter. But this is the same guy.
I guarantee, ladies, And this is another lie that men
are forced to tell. This is the and you know,
and even my wife hadn't had this conversation. She's on board.
She understands what I'm saying and like, it wasn't my
wasn't the this is nothing that that I came up with.
But when people go, uh, look, you're glowing. You've never

(01:30:47):
looked more beautiful than when you were My wife has
never looked more beautiful than when she was pregnant with
our kids. Bull Ish, That is not true. If she
looked like that when you met her, you'd never even
have kids with her. I'm just saying, you know, that's
the case. She got some alien bump going on, Like
she's miserable, she's sweating, she's got the swollen ankles and everything.

(01:31:09):
She's never looked better. Like, okay, man, what a trooper.
I can't believe you're doing this. I give you a
ton of credit, thank you for you know, carrying our child.
All that stuff is true. The you've never looked better part,
that's a complete lie, because we know you're hormonal and
your extra sensitive and you are trying to you know,
you don't feel good about yourself and how you look,

(01:31:30):
and so you say that, but you know it's a lie.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Made me feel good, Yeah, I will say this though.
I was at a party once with my buddy and
he's just going on and on about like how this
one chick at the party was like super hot and
good looking and she was pregnant, and I go dude,
she's mad. Pregnant dude, she's well really hot.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Some dudes are in the pregnant chicks. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
Is it true that if you're pregnant you're not supposed
to drink coffee?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
I recently heard that have caffeine. I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Sushi rights are jellymies, that's right. Yeah, we're supposed to
have sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
How do women do it?

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
You got to give up coffee and drinking andy and
hair dye and nails.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
In your own life and your free time. And I
mean that's what kids are. They take everything.

Speaker 8 (01:32:22):
Yeah, you've never looked better, but you can't have your
hair and nails done.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
Reason to live if you can't have coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
They take everything, but they give everything, Yeah, the same
way like ladies, A lot of your husbands all the time.
You know. It's like you lie to you lot to us,
the same way, and you do it with a good intention. No,
it's not a bad it's not a bad intention. By
it's good intention. Lie. Oh baby, you've never looked more beautiful? Good? Okay, okay,
you can say have a straight face, that's good, that's good,

(01:32:48):
and then you both wink. Honey, it's actually tighter. It's
better now, it's way better. Okay, I believe I.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Got that people plant.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
Eight seven, send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We get some more Woodie show for you.

Speaker 16 (01:33:06):
Next show, back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
So we were talking about sleep divorces ladies doesn't really
go back to how it was after you have a baby. Vaginally,
we were talking about a bunch of different ram things
and all involved you know, relationships and such. So we
we uh, we know that steamboat Williots Sammy's boyfriend didn't

(01:33:37):
go to the wedding with her. Yeah, yeah, that you
that you just went to let's see and then dumbass Tyler,
are you still hanging out with that chick? Yeah? You
got that girlfriend. Still I can't hear them. Hold on
all in there. Try now, let's see hello, munches come in.

(01:33:58):
It's not it's not working.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
I mean, I want to put him on blast. I
don't know what happened, but I did hang out with
him and her, so I don't know something.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Yeah. Yeah, Moregan was there too.

Speaker 9 (01:34:10):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Yeah, it's like sweet special.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
She's not blind right now? Did she see did she
ever seeing eye? Dog with her?

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
I did notice her eyes?

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
She has nice blue eyes, looked Tyler.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be weird when Helen Keller
changed her name to Helen Soda. Is that gonna be strange?

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Yeah, that'd be a little weird.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
So how's that go? Is I going?

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Well, that's going pretty good?

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Yeah, I think we're the football game? Was what date number?

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
Three times? So he has Instagram official and stuff? Or no? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
Well here's the problem though, is he's spamming her with
all these high end menace inspired quite frankly dates.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
What do you mean date a football game? Right? But
when paid for it was exactly show party.

Speaker 5 (01:34:57):
I understand what I'm saying is like, oh, splash and pass,
but the day to day Tyler is nothing like that.
He's spamming her.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Splashing pizzazz. Yeah, this man makes a big splash.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
You think I wear this train and don't have splash?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
No, But I get what SeaBASS is saying, and but
I think a lot of us uh do this. I
mean we come in hot dude and do cool stuff.
Those we're first like dating somebody courting exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
That's I'm saying. That's going to go away real fast.
That's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
Then that's like every relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Oh so like, uh, but you hung out there. Does
she seem into it? Yeah, she's really cool, Morgan, she
seems she seems down. She seems into it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
Yeah, but it seems like y'all have been together for
a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
There was no Now, this is what I'll say about
Tyler stuff. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:35:47):
Tyler is a heavy Texter. So I'm sure there's been
so much communication. It's not like they like active. Yeah,
but we're just meeting for the first time.

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
You don't hold hands and stuff not.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I mean, we haven't really gotten that stage.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Jets.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
It's a fourth day, guy, it's a third And then
we got a pretty good record on here. So we
got Sammy a boyfriend, you know, and then Tyler's got
a boy boyfriend out of it. Yeah, and then Morgan
got her boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Is that official? It's not anymore. I wasn't sure what
the official status of that was. So Cabo is no more,
no more big news.

Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
The same thing too, is he hit her with oh
trip to Cabo right off.

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
The he treated me very well.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Yeah, yeah, God forbid still be with him, you know what?

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
And people don't understand how how I work.

Speaker 13 (01:36:43):
But I just don't have the time or you know,
the effort to give to something Like he deserves to
be someone.

Speaker 9 (01:36:47):
That has time for him.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:36:51):
Yeah, like I'll cry like it breaks my heart, but
he deserves better than me.

Speaker 9 (01:36:55):
So m so everyone tells me I won't find another man.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
So is this Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
Wait I don't think that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
But wait, so, so you you wanted uh, you wanted
a boyfriend or you wanted a RelA relationship.

Speaker 9 (01:37:10):
I wasn't looking for one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Know.

Speaker 9 (01:37:12):
I just had a great time on the trip to Cobo.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Then, because like before, I say before Cobo, wasn't it
like we did that whole game when when's the last
time you hooked up? Remember? Yes? And she and she
was like, oh my god. She was in a drought. Yeah,
like Sammy was in a relationship drought, like she hadn't
been in like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for like eight years.
But like Morgan was in like a pudding drought.

Speaker 13 (01:37:34):
Because I don't I work and I work out and
that's all I do.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
Yeah, which is why I shouldn't be dating.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
And all of a sudden it went from like zero
to hero with a cobo with that trip, like you know,
best saying coming in would have been a lot easier
if you just moved in.

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
That was discussed, but yeah, not the time.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
For Yeah, so what are you guys moving in? You
and what do we what do we call it? Tyler's
girlfriend nurse Jackie n.

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
Yeah, wasn't it dumb ass Tina?

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
That that's how someone suggested, Yeah, how's dumb ass Tina?

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
How's things? Why you've been all shy?

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
Tyler usually like still talkative.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
You know what, I just this stuff from previous relationships.
I've just learned to just kind of keep it all
to myself and not really talk about it that much.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
That's great for the radio. Well, you know what, I
do understand that you're both correct. You're both correct. Yeah,
I do understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand it. It's
not fun, but you get it, which you know actually
now that said, yeah, you can go anytime, you can leave,
taking up my time.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
From morning or after three dates or four dates and
they're not even holding hands.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
That's like, that's crazy, right, you're not holding hands? No,
just not.

Speaker 7 (01:38:48):
It's because we asked.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
I mean, there's been some relationships where we moved real quick,
and then there's been one where we didn't make it
official for like six months.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
I mean we we who.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Like we'll be in like exus before previous.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Yeah, do you feel like you're like buddies with this girl?

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
No, not buddies, just just like this one's just taking
a little more time.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
And yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
Also there's a big distance, and I mean same thing
with Cabbo and Morgan. There was a huge distance like
going back and forth.

Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
Actually that was the main problem is they were.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
And then another thing is like.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
What is this the eighties? Like you're holding hands after
the third date?

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Like could hands My third day was like the sex date.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
Yeah, but that was my hands in public after the
third date.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
That have you guys made out? Have you kissed? Yeah? Kissed? Yeah,
made but not like I mean like made out. There's
difference like a kiss like you know, yeah, this kind
of gross dumb as they're making it out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
They just had like a couple of pecks here and.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
No tongue no not yet what Okay, tongue in your mouth?

Speaker 9 (01:39:49):
Look at him?

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Okay, here, Sammy, I see you smiling and Agreen with
me like holding hands after the third day.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
It's not not at a romantic dinner, you at a
football game.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
Yeah, true, yeah, when you with people unnecessary one is that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Stop sea bass. He's mister p d A.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
First off, the chicks demand at number one, but number
are like dinners and clubs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
But again that's the third date. Those are like, so
you've been dating for exactly yeah, exactly. Yeah, dumb ass Tina.
I don't know what name makes me laugh, It just goes.
I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Whoever did come up with that credit?

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
That was very great. Yeah, I mean she doesn't deserve it.
We don't even I mean, Menace Morgan met her. But yeah,
we're not calling her a dumb as. You earned the name. Yeah,
with that that initial story where he told us about
how he was leasing a truck for like eight hundred
bucks a month with for like one hundred months or something.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Insane.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
He has it for work. Oh no, the Yeah, so
you earned your name. Yeah, she just kind of got
it by mistake or you know, by association. I should say, sucks. Yeah,
hold her.

Speaker 8 (01:41:00):
Hands, I mean she should grab her hand and see
what she does.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
She's not gonna recoil.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
I mean probably we're supposed to about this weekend again,
so we'll see what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
She's waiting for you to do that. It's just a
handholding day. Maybe she just loves McDonald's burps more.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Yeah, I can smell the onion. Eight Still, what is
this thing that you had delivered? It's freaking to drinks Menace,
well specially Nash was telling me about it. Have I
had it yet? And I said no.

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
It is the spashy Pumpkins airwon smoothie.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Oh okay, Cawan. Yeah, oh that's a really fancy I
don't know why anybody ever steps foot in there. I no,
like you know, it's going to be a billion dollars
for no good reason.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
See if there's a good reason.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Every time somebody's visiting, they always want to go.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
So I take Yeah, you hear about it. I want
to see if it's true. Yeah, so I take them
and get a movie.

Speaker 8 (01:42:00):
Oh no, no, it's the goths smoothie gothsmoothiee smashing, specially pumpkins.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
It definitely tastes healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
It does you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Menace is gonna hate it?

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Okay, that's not bad.

Speaker 9 (01:42:10):
It's some banana.

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Uh huh, it's black and blue.

Speaker 7 (01:42:13):
It's cool looking there's a little bit of tang, yeah,
but then it has a weird like healthy caribbe chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
E Oh god, how much is this.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
Individually?

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Are the whole order?

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
No, like for how many ounces it at the store?
I was nineteen ninety five each? God, it's eight gallons worth.
Oh wait, yeah, it's like nineteen bucks for this.

Speaker 8 (01:42:40):
He a kind of have shared one menuce that's how
aroin do what?

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Yeah, they probably wouldn't sell to you if you were
going to share it, like you're not allowed to share it. Now,
that's crazy they have I give them credit.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
They have broken and unlocked the like basic bitch code
because girl, every girl I know that comes to town
and doesn't live where Earwin is wants to go because
they see all the dumb influencers going to Arawanda.

Speaker 8 (01:43:03):
I remember when a stinky little store that nobody cared
about when I started as like that stupid hippy kind
of health footy crap. But they in there, but they
rather lick a doll.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
It's not good. It's not bad though, No, it's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Really definitely. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
The weird chalky like the Hailey biaber one is way better.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Do we know?

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Do we know what's in this? I'm gonna looking up.

Speaker 9 (01:43:30):
Yeah, I just looked it up.

Speaker 10 (01:43:31):
It's organic almond milk, coconut water, and then several functional
and super food additives.

Speaker 8 (01:43:38):
Like that's the true Spiralina.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
Okay, that's this is the healthiest thing Tyler's had in
five years.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
How many did you buy? Nine?

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Nine?

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Did you win the lottery?

Speaker 6 (01:43:53):
When you start caring about money, somehow it just comes
back to you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
This is.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
It's dude, it's weird. It does happen that way when
you stop focusing on it and just and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
You just spend all your money on ARAWANOOTHI if you
just have fun? Is this is what Dave Ramsey say, Like,
leave your life and go to Dave ram Yeah, Dave
Ramsey is a billionaire fun.

Speaker 8 (01:44:16):
But I think what they're saying is thank you, Yes,
thank you for the treat.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Yeah sucks, I mean thanks for getting it. Dave Ramsey. Yeah,
that's the guy that really came out with.

Speaker 10 (01:44:27):
Yeah, it's pretty good. There's also peanut butter in it. Yeah,
banana dates.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
It's not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
Avocado. You can either get out of debt or have
an aarrowe shape.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
Yeah, right, exactly. Fun, we're asking dumb ass Tyler about
his well, I don't call her girlfriend because they even
right as how, I said, good morning, what you show?
What are you saying all that with dumb ass Tyler's girlfriend,
dumb ass Tina about her having a seeing eye dog
and stuff like that? Does his wife Jen have a

(01:44:59):
guide dog as well? Get it? No, I say that
to her all the time because my wife will go, oh,
you're cute. I'm like, okay, going back that whole day
about how you lie to dude the same way dude
will lie to with good intention.

Speaker 5 (01:45:14):
You don't think your wife thinks you're drafted.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
I think she likes me as a person. I don't
think she I don't think she finds me to get
me some of that correct, Yeah, I think I think
the I think she likes my personality, believe it or not,
and that stuff helps.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
Women can see that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Yeah, exactly, that's well. They're emotional.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
They're more emotional fantasizes about certain things like other.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
People or something like or whatever. Oh yeah, absolutely, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
Oh no, no question, no question question for everyone. Do
people still want to hold hands. They've had three dates,
they haven't held hands yet. Do people still want to
hold hands? Is that something you even want when you
get older? Or don't you care about that? I only hands,
You've never cared.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
I think it's fun. My issue with this whole thing.
I want to revisit this holding hands thing. It's not
that they were out of football game and it's the place.
It's that when it was brought up, Morgan, were they
lovey dovey? You said no, they weren't even holding hands
or anything. And then Tyler's reaction to that was like
something outrageous, got said, like holding hands, it's only been
three dates, Like you're not orling after two dates?

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
Like what like holding is?

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
You don't know?

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
It's just I'm not saying you're not hooking up in private? Yeah,
but like public displays of affection. I think that's you're
something that you're missing, he said.

Speaker 7 (01:46:40):
His reaction was, it's only been three dates, Like how
rageous would it be if you hands after three dates?
We're like that, it's not where you're doing it or
the act of doing it, or do you want to
do it? It's the reaction to Hella prude like wow,
Like like is this the nineteen twenties, like you can't
hold hands, can't show your legs at the This one came.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
In my crush and I did the deed for the
very first time we were alone together. Indeed, is that
you're one of your pet hate that?

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
So when did you guys do the d That just
the phrase, I mean, I like the sentiment.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
I did the d the first time we were loan together,
and then we went on a couple of first dates
and got together. After that, I've been now we've been
married for the past five years and we have a
one year old.

Speaker 9 (01:47:27):
I get it so reverse one night stand yea yeah,
And she.

Speaker 4 (01:47:30):
Says I had to make sure that I wasn't wasting
my time, like you got to.

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
Kick the tires pretty smart.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:47:40):
I don't know why it can't go both ways, Like
guys say that all the time, But girls, you want
to make sure if that's the one you're going to
be seeing that everything's in working order, that he knows
what to do with it. As for the carfax, exactly,
the car history, the driver history.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
You want you want to know what's going on right now.
The next person we got to get set up on
something is going to be Menji. Yes, it's like Menji
is the one that we got to really find like
a lady for I got right on, double checking, double
checking what he wants. I don't want to say, Look,
I don't he hasn't been here that long. I don't
want it to I know he had a girlfriend, but
maybe he's moved on. Yeah Greg had a wife at
one point. I moved on. Yeah, so he'll be the

(01:48:18):
next on the uh on the Woody Show Love Connection sweet, Yeah,
we'll get Yeah. Look, we've had pretty good luck other
than Cabo. That was fine. Yeah, that's Morgan. Morgan's one
was broken. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't common. Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 7 (01:50:18):
If you get pulled over and the cop asks you
do you know how fast you were going, just tell
them No, that's your job. Yeah, you hit her job, right,
you do your job.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
I'll do my job, and I'll make sure you throw
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Speaker 7 (01:50:31):
Yeah in there if you want to accentuate it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
Yeah, yeah, this make sure you really are the front
and the end of the pig. Yeah, there you go it.

Speaker 16 (01:50:39):
Yeah, so again to recap. No, that's your job, your
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Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
I quit this bitch.