FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 22nd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning. Everybody will
admitted to the middle of the week. It is Wednesday morning.
It's October the twenty second, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome.
My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Greg, Hi, Nice

(00:59):
to see you.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Pal.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
There's a menace. It's his birthday month. Perhaps you've heard. Yeah,
I'll get a chance to fly to Dubai. Talk about that.
Here in a second gena grad is here. We got
Sea Bass. Sammy's here, we got Morgan. She's our associate producer.
Vaughn is our video producer. Bort is here. Menji is
here in the Woody Show production department. And the phones

(01:22):
are open for you at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
You can send us a text if you'd like, over
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got coming up for you? Today? We're gonna play the
Craigslist price is right yeah now, Also today we'll do
a round of wood You Show a Golden Batch theoret
because it's you know, back on on ABC it's so romantic. Yeah, oh,

(01:44):
super romantic. There's something for everybody out there. We got
that all the trending news headlines. Messica tells what's happening
in the world of entertainment. We've got the birthdays, the
port of Birthday all on the way here for your
Wednesday morning with the Woody Show. Yeah, if you want
to fly to Dubai, you go to the what he
showed dot comedy? Tell us why you deserve to go.
Somebody already had regrets about how they submitted their answer.

(02:06):
Did you see the text story? She was like, no,
I just I thought of something. You know, I could
I could have I could have done that better. I
don't know. And I can also find out like where
are those coming in? Do you know? Menace? Like where
do where? Do we see the entries on the back
end of the website? That doesn't help me? Yeah, emotions
and sending them to us daily. Let's so we're already

(02:29):
getting them. They're sending them to us. I tell them
to send those like today because there's so many of them.
Want to keep up with them. I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Through.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, I might have signed some to like Greg some
the Gina because they're pretty good.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think you guys are good evaluators. Yeah, I think so.
I would love to you know, Sea Bass as well,
will be the front I know what you want the most.
Oh my god, no SOB stories.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Holy I do trust Sea Bass and I do somebody
I do.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
But I think like if Greg and Gina went through
them and the rules and then from there we give
them the Sea Bass and you can kind of because
it's gonna have to take a few passes we have
to get from. However, many people submit their story down to.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Five because see the thing is Greg and Gina they
have this thing called compassion problem. They might fall for.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Some of the SOB story. Yeah, you're right, but we
do know the rules. But if the great, yeah great
doesn't like the sub stories, what are you talking about?
But if we if we if we take them, you know,
with the guidelines and take in through the whole thing. Yeah,
and then Sea Basket because he's almost like the catch all.
He's the redundancy in the system. But also we know

(03:38):
that Greg loves people that are super annoying and loud. Yeah,
so it's a good balance. I know what that is saying,
you guys when it gets down to it, we're gonna
like five semi finalists will interview on the air with us.
We'll talk to them, we'll find out for ourselves and
then really it's Medicin and I who get to make
the final decision about who gets to go.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
But yeah, it's a it's round trip. We're not paying
your taxes on it. You gotta do that like you
would for any other big win on a game show
or something. We're not providing any hotel.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
And the trip is gonna happen sometime early December, is
what we're thinking. But to enter in to get official rules,
just go to the woodieshow dot com. No purchase necessary,
void were prohibited. Open to US and DC residents twenty
one and older. Your entry submission. The deadline is this Sunday,
October the twenty sixth, noise Yeah, the woodieshow dot Com. Also,

(04:29):
we were talking about this in oh Roe v. Bros. Yeah,
And was it how long can sperm survive inside of
a woman? And what was the answer was like up
the five days? Yeah, and then what what about like
what age would a man sperm or could it start

(04:49):
going bad?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right, turn as a guy ages right, really, but I
think like old guys never Yeah, they decided it was
time to study this, and so they look at guys
between the ages of twenty four and seventy five. They
able to see, you know, changes that occur over time
and what those changes might mean for potential children down
the road. Two percent of the baby batter from the

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thirty somethings contained mutations that could cause disease in future offspring.
Well that's not much. By the time a man turns
forty three, that mutation percentage increases to three point five
and for the seventy plus people, that percentage goes up
again to seven point five percent. So the mutated sperm

(05:36):
had what they call it a competitive edge over the
healthy stuff. Like forty genes were found where you know,
some changes in DNA were favored during sperm production and
carry major links to childhood diseases, neurodevelopmental disorders, and the
risk of cancer. And in addition, there could be issues with
fertilization if having a baby is the goal. You think
about this when you see like Robert de Niro or

(05:59):
al Pacino. Yeah, like insane, he's like ninety seven years old,
and look at yeah, like do you think that Bill
Belichick's gonna see this girlfriend of his. Probably yeah, she
will get her talents in him. And I don't know
how I missed his video, but I guess everybody has
seen the button me because I started sending it around
the people and they're like, oh, yeah, dude, that video
has been out for a while. It's where they're walking

(06:21):
through the concourse. They were at some game together or
some event together. He's walking ahead of her, she's walking
kind of behind him through like a concourse of it
looks like an arena or a stadium. And it reminds
me of every high school girl you know that I've
ever seen from the time I was in high school,
where instead of wearing the jacket up over her shoulders,
she has it down. It's like, oh, she's she's wearing

(06:43):
it on her arms, but it's kind of hanging down
the way, kind of like her lower back. And she's walking.
It looks like he's walking with his daughter. Yeah, it's
such a little girl. It's like a dumb immature look like, yeah,
like little kids do all do it. Yeah, it's such
a like middle school girl thing.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
I don't know why that bothers me. Disproportionately when the
when a woman does that with her jacket.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's weird. It's like, are you wearing the jacket? Are
you not wearing the jacket? Do you want it on?
By the way, you're so turned on by a shoulder,
they're hot, Greg, Is it appropriate? Is it cool for
a guy too, if you have a sweatshirt tied around
your waist? Is it cool for mand to do around
your waist? Gina shaking her head, No, absolutely not. I

(07:24):
think it looks stupid, like women can get away with it.
I think that is like, uh, you age out of that. Yeah,
I would see a teenager doing when someone has like
a sweater or like a sweatsh or whatever kind of over,
they kind of tie it like a scarf kind of
thing wearing you're wearing a sweats or a sweater like
a cape. Yeah, that's like the tennis club or something.
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, it's and very good. It's like,

(07:47):
it is very good.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
I was I was at a dinner and I saw
a guy with that look and he was a an
older gay, but certainly again yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
Yeah, And there's certain ways you can tie the sleeves,
just carry the jack or wear it or be a man.
Don't wear a jacket or.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Don't wear it right, or just don't wear a jacket
or carry it. That's right, be it, You're right man,
it's be a man. You know Dora jump cold eight
seven seven forty four Wooding text us check in. Tell
us who you are and where around town. You're listening
to The Woody Show this morning. Whatever you got, send
it over two two nine eight seven. We'll take the break,
We'll come back. We have the latest in the world
of entertainment with Menace, plus the birthdays and the porn

(08:24):
of birthday. Right after the break here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
The returns right after these What's.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Up Woody Show podcast listeners, It's menace, it is my
birthday month, and I'll be out a beer fest this
Saturday at OC Event Center. Get more information, go to
the Boohha dot com. That's the Boohaha dot com, but
unlimited beer tasting for over three hours, bands, Demolition, Derby,
and so much more again this Saturday, October twenty fifth.

(08:53):
In the meantime, keep enjoying The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Move in right along here on this Wednesday morning. It
is the Woody Show. Today is a Medical Assistant Day,
you guys, October twenty second, Medical Assistant Day. I know
we have a lot of people that work in the
medical field in all different capacities. Everything from you know,
people driving ambulances to get you to the hospital, the
people who nurses and whatever take carry and check you
in front desk. Ye, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, assistance,

(09:28):
and you know what administrative people. And we know this
because they show up to all of our parties. The
parties they do, they do. We know doctors, we know surgeons.
Do you think you could stomach being a paramedic. I
think you could. I could compound fracture, could menace no,
oh no, for I try to get a look at
a newborn.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Baby gross, But in emergency situations, I'm surprisingly super calm.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah. Greg couldn't do it. I would literally no, I
would faint organ Sammy, not really, Morgan, you couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I get really gross of food, which is ironic that
I thought.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I was and almost am. It's not her thing.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
My sister got bit by a dog when we were little,
and I passed out because I was freaking out about it.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'll Today is National Naked Dog's Day, so make your
dogs Day today, Will let's see today is Smart is
Cool Day? Sea masks, so you and Gina can celebrate
that together. And Greg, Yeah, smart is Cool Day every day.
By the way, it's a National nut Day. Going back
to dusty old sperm. I guess it's lung health Day.

(10:38):
It's International capslock Day, International Stuttering Awareness Day, Okay, and
I take a scar appreciation day. See, scars are cool.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yos oven scars though those aren't cool, Ga, those are not.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
The cool kind of but I got a lot of them. Dude.
My my father in law, he had his knee replaced
and you know, scars scar from that. He is so
self conscious about. Really, why can't I say the words
self conscious about his niece?

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Like, you're a first of all, you're a man in
your seventies. Yeah, what do you care like out here?
I'm picture like I thought that your generation was like,
oh yeah, kind of Remember in Jaws. Remember in Jaws
when they're all sitting on the on the orca comparing
and they're comparing scars.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
I would say this, the knee scar is not a
very cool scar though. Really it is the it is
a sign of number one old man. Well, I think
is also because you played sports. He played basketball and
stuff like you know, high school, college stuff like that.
So look, that's all well and cool on a twenty
five year old. But yeah, I went on an old man.
It looks like, oh you're you're an oh you old thing.
You're just falling apart.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, you know what I think? I think? Uh you
know when you wear those those knee brace things. Oh yeah,
and you see dudes like in their thirties with those
things on like that looks hell old. Yeah, I would
wear No, I would wear it. Yeah. I mean if
I needed that, I would wear it. I would have
to do athletics and do anything you know physical totally.
My knees are screaming now, I guess. But yeah, it's

(12:00):
a Scar appreciation day. Some of the news in the
world of entertainment. You got there, Menace, Yes, we were
just talking about him.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Eric Dane, the actor who is Steamy Yeah on Grey's
Anatomy and Euphoria. He does have als, but he is
not off screen because he will be a guest star
on Brilliant Minds as a firefighter who was diagnosed with ALS.
So if you don't know, this show is on Monday,
nights at ten pm on NBC and it is about neurosurgeons. Okay,

(12:33):
and oh I did thank you, yeah, Sar for me
for the brain and stuffy right, all right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, here's the question, like, you know how there's the
equal opportunity employment stuff Like let's say you're in a
wheelchair and you apply for a job as a firefighter.
Do they have to interview you.

Speaker 11 (12:49):
Oh, that's a good question, probably, but you would still
have to go through academy and pass.

Speaker 12 (12:54):
Yeah, you can't pass the physical right, so there's like
Amazon delivery drop, like FedEx whatever, they have specific requirements
that are not protected, like being able to fifty pounds
over your head.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Things are that way trying. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
But I'm thinking I'm thinking like in the in the
world that we live in, you would think that somebody
has like taken that and challenged it.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
Yeah, but I think you could roll someone away faster
than carry them, so something they can get them on
the wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
With you, I said him on the on the wheelchair
firefighters lap yeah exactly, and like it almost like a
handtruck exactly, like a Dolly.

Speaker 11 (13:23):
But they can't go up the stairs to get Yeah,
that's a different problem.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Sure, there's maybe something in the office they can do.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Also know they want to be out there in the
fire man, They want to be in there in the trenches.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
On TMZ, they're reporting that Donald Trump is considering commuting
ditties commuting commuting. Yeah, and did he sends early But
and they said that they got this information from a
high ranking White House official. The White House has come
out and said this is absolutely not a true story.
But TMZ stands behind their sources.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
So that this whole thing started when and uh Trump
commuted the sentence of George Santos the was he a
congressman or senator or whatever. He's a super cool guy.
He's such a dork go out like, he's such a
punchable face hot. Yeah, he's a loser, a loser. It's
so dumb that his said that he got his sons

(14:18):
got commuted that stuff. So like and by the way,
in the comments that I think it was ABC News
that posted about it, and in the comments for ABC
News was Joe exotic waiting he goes you committed that
he did it? Say exactly what about me? Be on
that for a while. Tell somebody on the phone. He
was on Idaho prison penpal. How are they doing that?

(14:42):
That's ABC news dot Com. Maybe he pulled the cell
phone out of his rectum.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah phone this election, on the previous election, like he
had a limousine waiting for him outside the the jail
he was going.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
To day one. Yeah, So that rumor about the Diddy
things started the same time as the George Santos sentence thing,
and then you know, then immediately went to Oh Judy's next?
Did that? That became the thing that everybody kind of
piled onto. So do I think that's really gonna happen? No,
But do we really know what's gonna happen at any
day anytime? It's so random. High ranking White House official

(15:16):
is calling tmz oh a ton of them. Yeah, I'm
sure there's those people on the inside, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
For sure they want to like sway a narrative about something,
but just don't get caught. Yeah, for sure, Sea Bass,
this is something you might be interested in, and we
need to get you into this.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
You need to get you into this.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Movie because there's a movie being shot right now called
I Play Rocky, and it's all about Sylvester Stallone and
how he made the Rocky movie and it's not a documentary.
It's an actual, like legit movie with actors and it's
being put out by MGM and Amazon Studios. I'll be

(15:54):
really interested. No date on release yet, though, I.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Watched that to watch it. I watched that slide documentary
was cool and they talked very much about the Yeah,
the process of making getting Rocky. He wrote it and
was so good. It's cool.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
It could be an extra or something. And it looks
like they're filming in around Newark that area.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, do it? Hit them up? Say I want to
be in the movie.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Yeah, because I've been trying to get into the studio
on their show and it's not working.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's on the bucket list, yep. All right.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Britney Spears. You know her ex husband Kevin Fredline. He
has a book out and he says it's ten times
worth with Brittany than you can think of. But Brittany
has come out and she says, guess what, guys, I
got brain damage? Yeah, yeah, from what though, but she
didn't say from what.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's a good questions his head on like marble and
everything else. A thousand times I've been.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Saying like that era of celebrity of Amanda Buys, Britney
Spears and like a couple other ones, and the only things,
the only person that's made out of it is what's
her face.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Has turned around.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
I think there was something in the drugs in that
era that's like like burnt people's brains.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Maybe maybe for real.

Speaker 11 (17:11):
So from what I saw, what Britney Spears was saying
caused her brain damage was that they didn't let her
like get up and walk around and like made her
stay in bed for however long and that affected her
body and also in isolation or something and not being
able to move.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
It's like how parents tell their kids, like, God, I
wish somebody was begging me to go take a nap,
and you're gonna eat all that mac and cheese before
you're allowed to have dessert sir oh.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
I was gidding that she got some brain damage and
then she wasn't able to move for four months.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
But you're saying.

Speaker 11 (17:43):
That she was saying yeah, because she was that that's.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
What caused she was down for four months.

Speaker 12 (17:49):
She was being held like real couldn't yeah, but your
brain well well exactly, but that's the brain damage talking.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I mean, this was in her memoir that you guys
all read.

Speaker 11 (17:59):
The woman and me said she had never been the
same since.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Even around like lunacy.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Well, the guy that like tried to beat the record
of staying up the most days without sleeping, like he
had permanent brain damage from that.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, I understand. Really that's staying up.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
I'm sure we have permanent brain down.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh yeah, anybody can listen to the show and hear that.
It's like when Bertie spears says she has brain damage, like,
well done, ye, thank you very much, miss Yeah, time
for the birthdays show.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
This sar.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It shiverard. We won't sit bes and you know, we
don't do and we'll say happy birthday. Yesterday was Back
to the Future day, and today it's Doc Brown's birthday.
Christopher Lloyd is eighty seven years old. He stood in him. Really, Yeah,
he's a celebrity. Eye would be interested to me.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
But apparently he's not that kind of guy, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Because I just read the book. What do you mean
that kind again?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Michael J.

Speaker 12 (18:59):
Fox's very painfully shy. Yeah, he's not a real gregarious dude.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I don't want to sit there and talk to him
all night. I think I'd just say that'd be it interesting, Like, hey,
big fan, blah blah blah. Okay, that's it. Yeah. Christoph
Lloyd is eighty seven Today another guy I'm a big
fan of Bob Odenkirk. Oh hell yeah. Saw Little Saul
Goodman from Breaking Band and better better call Saul. He's
sixty three. Jeff Goldbloom is seventy three. Jesse Tyler Ferguson

(19:27):
Mitchell from Modern Family is fifty years old. Today he
played Roseanne's son DJ on Roseanne. Michael Fishman is forty four,
Rapper twenty one, Savage is thirty three, Shaggy is fifty seven,
still banging on the bathroom floor. I'm sure you guys
remember Jonathan Lebniki Oh yeah, little ray Boy the Kid
and Jerry Maguire, Yeah yeah, he's thirty five. Zach Hanson,

(19:49):
the musician from the band Hanson Yeah, is thirty eight.
Suzuki he Tro Suzuki, the former MLB All Star, is
fifty two. And Carlos Smincia. Now it's probably another comedian's birthday.
He just stole it, yes, but he's fifty eight years
old today. Your porno birthday is Alexis Monroe and today's
Birthday Girl. She has seen more balls than a major

(20:10):
league umpire in three hundred and twenty six fine films,
including the Halloween film Nightmare on Wank Street. She was
also in The Very Scary Evil Anal Volume twenty, The
Great American Slut Off Volumes one and three. She was
in Five Floozy Females f for Fun Beyond the Call

(20:30):
of Booty Volume five. She was in Coming Home to
Bone and who can forget her? Unfriitt ol Greg and
strap on slut Puppet. That's a great words. What pupkay?
That's Alexis Monroe. Put that in your immaturity plas file,
doing it right now, top of it. That's Alexis Monroe,
who's thirty five years old today. And that's your porno birthday,

(20:52):
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Wednesday morning. Look
what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show show. Hi, welcome back. Yeah, it is Wednesday.
It is the Wooden Show. Halloween will be here next week,
and then after that we get to focus briefly because
people will go right into Christmas crap because God forbid Thanksgiving.

(21:15):
Get the worship it deserves. But Thanksgiving, which is a
ruly holiday Number one, I'd be looking forward to that.
But if you're planning on having a traditional turkey for Thanksgiving,
I am you're going to be paying more than normal,
no way, But everything else is cheaper. According to the
American Farm Bureau Federation, the nation's turkey flock has decreased

(21:37):
to its small size in forty years. What why they
always do this year? Last year? You know, like it's
when summer rolls around, summer blend gasoline prices are up.
It's because it's summer blend, guys, they always have some
reason to jack the price up. It's it's just because
it's that time of year. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
Last year they said, good luck even finding one.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
They say, it's all thanks to cases of avian flu.
There it is.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
I'm gonna stick with my tradition for the past couple
of years and just do rotistory. It tastes way better anyways.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Because of that, turkey prices are expected to increase to
around a dollar thirty two a pound, which I don't
know how much that. I don't know that usually that's
the cheapest purchase of the whole Yeah, Turkey, and with
turkey production down five percent from last year. According to
the USDA, over five hundred thousand turkeys have been affected
by the flu this month alone. They say maybe this

(22:35):
year have ham instead. Yeah, honey baked ham. Honey baked
tam is good.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
I did that for Thanksgiving on your turkey and a ham.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It was fantastic. Yeah, there's nothin says you can't do both. Yeah.
And by the way, honey big tams love them delicious.
We've had them in studio before. Hm. They are much
more than a dollar thirty pounds.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
Oh yeah, sure. So Hey, you know, guys, how you
know how Turkey's going to be a few pennies more?
Five times yes by big ham propaganda.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Caviard, you know, thrown around stands from the American Farm
Bureau Federation, which I'm sure is unhackable. Good God, you
can't just quote them and them not know about it.
I don't have special interests. Somebody, somebody has a business
card and on their business card it says American Farm
Bureau Federation.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
My thing, though, is honey baked Ham. They're open year round,
like people begin hams like that.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
I get them sandwiches sandwiches are good sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, they're incredible. I didn't realize it was a sandwich spot.
I thought it was just he has a deli and
then and then the leftover honey baked ham. But my
mom would get for like a family gathering or whatever
it was for Easter or whatever it was. The leftover
stuff she would then take and make into those. She
would use that ham for the refrigerator sandwiches or the
funeral funeral.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
Sandwiches like the Hawaiian Kings.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, the dumped that butter onion kind of stuff over
the top employment the refrigerator overnight, and then she used
that with the honey baked tam and then swiss inside. Yeah,
and then whatever you have that, I want one of
those inside me.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (24:07):
And then whatever you after after that goes into split
pea soup. Oh yeah, yeah, delicious.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
There you good idea? Yeah, I had that for a while. Right, well,
I'm sorry, what is everything? Yeah, menace is on the
menu now, alright eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
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Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh yeah, I know, feels amazing.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, I can't thank him. And we are into another
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You still have a chance now on Sunday to enter
to win extreme weekend trip fly to Dubai. Let's do
it with Medicine I for MENACE's birthday month first class experience.
The ticket price went up, by the way, Yeah, waiting

(25:17):
so long on everybody else? Well, no, it's just it's
it's not from waiting so long. It's because our dates shifted,
you know, and so the dates now that we're looking at,
it's I will say a total like one hundred and
one thousand dollars for three for first class.

Speaker 9 (25:35):
Round be called first class. It should be called like
mega first. Yeah, first class steroids.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
This has been MENACE's dream for a number of years.
He puts it on his birthday wish list every year
he wants to fly first class to Dubai. And the
first class on this plane is insane. It's like a
little studio apartment. Basically, you have your own little area.
Plus there's showers, there's a bar, there's a lenge. You're
telling them in a caviar, which, by the way, I'm

(26:02):
not gonna have one bite of because I don't like him.
But back it's lost on you, that's lost to me.
But I'm only interested in seeing the plane. It's an
extreme weekend trip. You see a lot of people doing
things on social media and so uh, flying there, leaving
like Friday at four pm, and then we land back
after a sixteen hour there and a sixteen hour back.

(26:23):
We land Sunday at like two pm. On the ground
for like ten hours or something something something like that.
But Menace is planning to leave the airport for a
couple of things, and whoever wins. The listener who wins
can go with Menace to these little like you know,
stops and these guy mates, or you can just join
me in the the Emirates lounge there at the airport.

(26:45):
I'm not leaving the airport. In fact, one of my
one of my friends, he has this watch that he
wants that he saw at the Dubai airport and he's, uh,
he's trying to convince me that he's gonna give me,
like it's a fifty thousand dollars watch. So he wants
me to like take the fifty thousand dollars from him
and go buy this watch at the Dubai airport. Yeah,
that's what you'd want to be recording. Is it filled
with cocaine? Yeah right, I mean I like watches and everything. Yeah,

(27:08):
I think I think it would be fun do it customs. Yeah,
bought at the airport. Yeah. Oh yeah, they put a
little bag and the zip. Yeah, I bought it the
air I'm sure it would be I'm sure I did
see something about how safe Dubai is.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
This guy was like, I will show you exactly how
safe it is here in Dubai. He took off his watch.
He had, like this really crazy expensive watch. He took
his wallet and his phone and just sat it on
the hood of his car in like a shopping center
parking lot. And then he went in there and there
was like a time lapse just showing like from the
distance the car. Over the course of an hour and

(27:48):
a half, nobody touched it, and plenty of people walked by,
so many people saw it. Nobody touched it. Now, I
don't know how it works, like maybe they cut your
hands off it ain't worth it, but it's not worth
I don't know what it is, but it works, but yeah,
it works, and I was like, wow, that's actually kind
of cool. That's how life could be. That's pretty cool. Anyway,

(28:10):
So the entries are coming in. I did send you
guys a giant list. It's a link that shows all
the people who have submitted so far and like what
they're saying. And I don't know if you've got a
chance to look through those yet. You have until Sunday
to go to the woodieshow dot com. Tell us why
you deserve to win the trip, and you know, make

(28:30):
your answers fun, creative, truthful as possible, and then we'll
narrow down to five semifinalists. We will interview those people
on the air, and then Menace and I get to
make the final decision. The final call is completely at
our discretion. Anything we may it's not your face, like
we may think, you know, yeah, film that haircut exactly,

(28:52):
but not that we would do that, I'm saying, but
we could legally. It's all in the rules. It's it's
all on the rules. And then we'll decide who gets
to go with the and the trip's going to happen.
I think in early December is what we're targeting right
now to enter official rules all that stuff there at
the woodieshow dot Com. No purchase necessary. It is open
to US and DC residents twenty one and older, and
you have until Sunday to go to the woodieshow dot

(29:14):
Com and side to win your opportunity to fly to Dubai.
We can't say trip to Dubai, but we have that.
We have to call it fly to Dubai. Okay.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
The punishment for theft and Dubai depends on the severity
of the crime. Can include a prison sentence, up to
three years of fine, or even deportation.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Oh nice, that'll get But somehow people follow their exactly
but they actually go through with it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Whatever it resulted in. This guy's really expensive watches wild
his phone just sitting there on the hood of his
car and nobody touched it. I'd be like, that's a
bait watch. I'm not going near it. Yeah right, yeah,
let's check it with excuse me, my mi, let's check
it with Gina grad on the trending news headlines.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
Well, the government shut down is now on date twenty two,
which makes it the second longest ever. Now that talks
between Democrats and Republicans are all stalled out, so Democrats.
Democrats are blocking the Republican plan to fund the government
just for the short term because they want to meet
with Trump and get him to agree to extend healthcare subsidies.
But Republicans say there will be no talks until Democrats

(30:14):
vote to reopen everything. And right now, about seven hundred
and fifty thousand federal workers are still out and they're
about to miss the first paycheck.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
The first one could spend like three weeks. Yeah, if
they just get paid every month. Is the second one, Yeah,
it says it's been on three weeks, and that's that's
that's who I feel bad for people who have no
saying this, Hey, so we.

Speaker 12 (30:33):
Got we got to ask you a big solid just
keep working.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
You know, these guys who are considered essential and they're
they're obligated to show up to work, but they're not
getting paid, Like there will get back pay when it's
all said and done, but that that'sn't doesn't mean in
the meantime, that doesn't help you promise sorry, note yeah,
when you're yeah, when you're around your mortgage, your car, payment.
You go to the grocery store, you can't say, hey,
I'll come back, We'll get you next time. Unexpected bills.

(30:58):
So this is what I this is what I I
don't understand, Like why can't why can't we just do
like something. It sounds like a bigger conversation, like whatever
they want to get done with the healthcare thing. I
don't pretend to understand the whole thing. But in the meantime,
there are real people being affected, like normal people. Like
if you guys don't want to take any pay, go
for it, go for it. But like for these people

(31:20):
who have no not skin in the game, but they
have no say and whether this happens or not, Like
those people, those people should be paid. It is the
people who are expected, the essentials, who are expected to
go to work, the people that you furlough because they're
not essential, that's a different story. I hope they go
back to work too. I don't want anybody to be
out of work.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
But but things like the militaryay, like air trafficking, dude, Yeah,
so let's let's do a temporary thing, understanding that it's
going to be a bigger conversation.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Whether you work something out or not. I mean, but
in the meantime, let's get these people paid.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
Well, I think, like you said, it goes back to
you know, well, they still the lawmakers still break for vacation,
so they don't get paid and they don't go on
vacation till they figure this out. I think everyone would
be happy with that. Well, the louver is back open
and French lawmakers want the museum's director to testify about
the jewelry heist. They want to know how the theft
happened in the first place, and why the museum's security

(32:13):
was so weak.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
So they think the whole thing was a highly organized operation.
You think, y'all, Well, the fact that they got in there,
they got what they got and they haven't been found
yet yet.

Speaker 12 (32:22):
But remember it was pretty organized, so it was kind
of low end, like they just came in as workers
and like gotta take this stuff. The value of things
they stole around one hundred and two million dollars. And
it sucks because no rests have been made. They don't
know where these guys are and like Menace Ben saying,
experts are worried the jewelries may have already been recut
or melted down. There's a good chance they'll never see

(32:44):
them again, even if they.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Catch the thieves.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, it's so broken down, like the Tierra thing that
you know, it's it's also a work of art. It
looks incredible and now it's broken apart. What if one
of the thieves has a daughter and he's just letting
your play with it at home? I should play stress up, Princess.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
You're coming up Napoleon exactly, Princess.

Speaker 12 (33:08):
Would you like some my tea?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Dad pouring t from Teddy Bears? Know that thing dolls
chopped up destroya Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:17):
Well, Warner Brothers Discovery, that's the company behind HBO and
CNA and tons of other networks. They say they might
sell after they got a surprise offer from some potential buyers,
but in the meantime still moving ahead with plans to
split its cable networks from its streaming and studio business.
Oh and HBO is getting more expensive too. The ad
plans now ten ninety nine, Standard is eighteen forty nine

(33:39):
and Premium twenty two ninety nine, and the new price
is kicking right away for new users after November twentieth.
That'll be for the current users, and the company says
hikes just keep them in line with other streamers like
Disney and Apple and Netflix.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
So you know Max is getting more expensive. YEP. I
have such a bone to pick with HBO Max Drama.
So Bailing Out Loud, which rules about the Girl's got the.

Speaker 9 (34:05):
So good season two is out, so of course I'm
watching it, but they release it one episode at a time.
You go to HBO Max and you see the tile
for Bailing Out Loud and there's a little bar there
that says new episode. I already watched that one. We
can go to Mars and take photos of the surface
of Mars, but you can't do a thing where after
you watch it, that little new thing comes off the screen,

(34:26):
because then you go to it and they psych you
out and you're.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Like, oh, a new episode. I've already watched this. Why
does it say new? But when you click on the
episode's list, doesn't it show that you watch? Like checks
it absolutely got him excited on the front exactly. I
think we have the technology take the word new off.
Once you've watched it, you're out. Hulu does that though,
like gray it out, show that you've already watched Get

(34:51):
it together, first world problem. But yeah, I don't know.
It doesn't mean, it doesn't mean, it doesn't mean it
can't be annoying. Thank you, it's annoying.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Well.

Speaker 12 (34:58):
The dude who threatened to show up the airport in
Atlanta has been officially hit with a ton of federal charges.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
He's forty nine, by the way.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
He went through the Hartfield Jackson Airport terminal with threats,
and the guy's family was the one who called the
cops after he started live streaming it on social media,
saying he was headed to the airport to shoot it
up with a semi auto rifle. Cops arrested him in
the airport when they found him with the rifle and
the AMMO in his truck. He was walking back to
his truck after kind of casing the joint. But hold on, guys,

(35:26):
this is where stuff gets crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Wait, it's not crazy yet.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
No, no, no, this is where.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
This is where it gets crazy.

Speaker 12 (35:32):
This is where you're gonna want to strap in. Cops
say he's a felon with a criminal history and mental
health issues. Why he's been charged with making terroristic threats
and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assaults. But he's already
been on their radar and just free to you know,
roam around and threaten everybody.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He had twenty rounds on him.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Yeah, jeez.

Speaker 12 (35:53):
Well, we have another update in the death of former
NFL running back Doug Martin. Just to recap for everyone.
Martin died over the weekend. He was thirty six years old.
Police say he died in their custody after trying to
break into a house. And now the new update is
that his family says Martin suffered privately from mental health
issues that damaged his personal professional life. So according to
the family, on the day he died, Martin was disoriented

(36:14):
and he left his house. He went into a neighbor's
house two doors down, and that's when cops confronted him.
The cops who arrested him by the way and tussled
with him. They're on administrative leave and that's being investigated
because you know that that gets a little sticky. And
not only will we be setting the clocks back soon,
but there's something else happening in early November for everyone
to get excited about, Sammy, and that's Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Red Cup Day.

Speaker 12 (36:38):
Okay, it's maybe it's big and you'll return along with
some new menu items. Menace the holiday cup and menu
will launch in early November. They'll bring back the favorites
like the ice Gingerbread.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Chi I Know.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
On my Wall.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
Later in the holiday season, a Polar Bear cake pop
and them in pull apart bread will make their big debut.
And the company also says they have something special for Menace,
a new limited.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Edition collab with Hello Kitty.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
Yeah, gonna feature a cold drink tumbler with a straw,
a coffee mug, a hot beverage tumbler, and a plush
Hello Kitty and a Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
They never talked about this and I might just do it,
but the F one race in Vegas, they're gonna have
a Hello Kiddy section.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And those go together. Why because how do those two
things go together at all?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Brand for F one, Yeah, because there's a huge demographic
with kids in F one.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
It's massive.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
They started, you know how, like Nickelodeon did that thing
with the NFL where they have their own broadcasts. They're
starting to do that with F one as well. That's
why Disney's got involved. That Disney's gonna have probably they're
gonna have their own section two next year. They're doing
like huge, huge collaborations like younger and younger fans.

Speaker 12 (38:03):
Or I have seen Hello Kitty throw out a first
pitch at a baseball game.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
So it is one of the biggest I know, we
think it's ridiculous, but it is one of the biggest
brands in the world for children.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Supposed to be for children, but adults adopt it.

Speaker 13 (38:18):
But adults like me, we will say about Disney though,
we still love it.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, that's more of a nostalgia thing. I can't see
like Menace where he grew up and all the stuff
he talks about and his friends and stuff they were doing.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I can't see him being like the Hello Kitty crowd. Yeah,
I mean, you know, so when we were kids, you
probably didn't recognize it. But when we were kids, there
was a huge amount of stores San Rio stores across
the country. And yeah, so a lot of the adults
they did grow up on it. And you know the
big thing with the doctors these days. Yeah, like maybe
like my wife, Yeah, but like i's not just not

(38:53):
it's just odd. It's a odd combination you and Hello Kitty.
It's also also an odd combination f one and Hello Kid.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Just seems weird combo. Yeah, well, there's a whole section.
You can get tickets in the get ready. Look look,
I'm happy for you just because just because I'm not
getting put your whiskers on and get ready lights out.
Hell yeah, that's what's going on, all right, Thank you
very much, Gina Greb. What about see? How about?

Speaker 8 (39:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I got some of the show with a little follow
up on the love connection conversation A suitor? What's that?

Speaker 13 (39:24):
A suitor?

Speaker 10 (39:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
No, no, no, no no, no, this is this is
this is just something I want to see. Ladies, do
you agree? And then also just a real little reminder
for the fellas that might help you. Funny stuff, funny stuff,
but also is it really true? It's funny, but is
it also true? That's going up next eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. You can text us over to two
two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break.

(39:46):
More WOODI shows coming up next, and I'm gonna give
you some information about how you can win your Dodgers
World Series tickets. We got tickets for Game three, which
is happening Monday at Dodger Stadium. I'll tell you how
you can win after the break, and some information about
the Alter Ego tickets. Man that pre sale yesterday went crazy.

(40:07):
That's got to be the quickest that the Capitol one
cardholder pre sales ever sold out. I think for any
event that this company's had, I don't ever remember it
being that fast. But in the lineup is I told
you it is the best Alter Ego lineup that we've had.
But I'm gonna tell you how you have another opportunity
to get tickets before the general on sale, which is

(40:27):
on Friday. But I'll have all that in for info
for you next on the Woodies Show. Here in all
how she's going the Woody Show, we'll return. I've given
you guys a chance.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
While we were talking relationships specifically, uh, dumbass Tyler's you
know you can't call our girlfriend. Know they haven't even bid, right, Craig,
I'm saving myself from marriage when it comes to holding hand.
I know that's just tooggers. It's probablynna do like soaking too.

(41:13):
I around. I forgot about soaking soaking the Mormons like
so's making a big comeback that people are just talking
about it.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
I don't know why it doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
It doesn't count. I guess his intercourse unless you're thrusting. Yeah,
so like, uh, what the Mormon kids are doing to
get around that is like the dude will stick it
in and he'll just leave it there and then somebody
else like shakes the bed. Oh my god, is that dumb?

Speaker 13 (41:40):
I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
You're not moving?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Well, look, I thought it was kind of like the
rules of a touchdown, like once you broke the plane,
like that's intercourse. So once once you're in, that's intercourse.
I love a good religious loophole, right, I mean I
love a good loophole.

Speaker 13 (41:56):
I thought the only loophole.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
Now sometimes it's back door is the loophole.

Speaker 13 (42:01):
Yes, back door is the loophole.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
From what I hear, that's what's told.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
I'm still a good girl with the Catholics apparently. Yeah,
just a tip, Yeah, just the tip.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
We still got to find Menji a girlfriend. But we'll
want to get into kind of what he's looking for.
You know, I have no idea, Yeah, like what kind
of thing is he looking for? What kind of person
is he interested in? What is more importantly, what kind
of person is he not interested in? You know, do
you remember then diagrams from school? Yeah, with the circles yeah,

(42:35):
so you'd mashed circles together the show, you know what
different things had in commons, So be like this this,
and you see where they intersect, and you know you
ever seen one of those men?

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
You know what we're talking Abut Okay, Well, this chick
posted a video explaining her new version. It's called the
men Diagram, and a lot of chicks seem to think
it's extremely accurate. I want to get the latest opinion here.
It's supposed to predict what kind of guy you're dealing
with and how datable he is. And it's based on
three main factors, how smart, how nice, and how handsome

(43:06):
he is. If he's more than one, it might actually
be a red flag. The four possible combinations in what
they what she says, they mean. If he's smart and nice,
he's probably a nerd.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
If he's smart and handsome, he's probably a jerk. If
he's handsome and nice, he's probably dumb. Yes, So do
you do you agree? Well, we'll go down the list
to your ladies. Just say agree or disagree. If he's
smart and nice, he's probably a nerd.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
Agree Agree, agree, yes, okay?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Heart agree part agree heard agree hard agree. If he's
smart and handsome, he's probably a jerk. Yes, dated some
of those.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
I'm on the fence about this one. I don't think
this one's always so true.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I agree with this one, Okay, Uh, if he's handsome
and nice, he's probably dumb.

Speaker 13 (44:06):
I don't necessarily agree with that one. Yeah, either, I'm
not sure about it.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, I do agree with that.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
I've I've dated a lot of dumb dumbs, and yeah,
they're cute, and.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
But what do you do with them after handsome? Nice? Probably?
I agree, But it's.

Speaker 11 (44:18):
Also stereotypical, I think, right, But I don't necessarily think.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
It's always true. I guess it's.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
General more than it's not correct. Look, I don't date dudes,
but I'm around him and I agree with ye. Would
you what would you say? Andy?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Is uh?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Smart, nice, handsome?

Speaker 13 (44:39):
He's all three? Smart, nice, handsome, don't fall into the trap?

Speaker 12 (44:43):
Well, do I have to lose one? Because I think
he's all three? I wouldn't have married him?

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Right?

Speaker 13 (44:46):
Well, there you go, that's a great answer.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I mean, I think he's smart, I think he's nice,
I think he's handsome. We're not gonna get he has
a big Oh yeah, there we go, all right, top
of the list. I don't know which one I would drop.
I think I really do think that's boat Willie. What
would you say?

Speaker 13 (45:01):
I mean, that's the problem I have. Gena's problem is
that they're all three? Which is that?

Speaker 11 (45:04):
And like he's very nerdy for sure, Like I agree
that smart and nice is nerdy. He's a huge nerd,
but he is also very cute.

Speaker 12 (45:11):
But and I think to what he's point, this girl's
talking about the kinds of dudes you date. We all
dated these dudes and dropped.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Them, and then we found one that hits all true.
Oh and it says if he's smart, nice, and handsome,
you're out of luck. He's probably gay. That's what she says.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
I'm the one that's constantly losing out nights to Tony Horton,
So I think she might.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Be right about that because and he keeps going over
to Tony Horton's.

Speaker 12 (45:37):
House extended periods of time.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
There's an old one about chicks that is extremely accurate,
looking at the three factors, saying hot single can only
be two. Like, no chick is all three. So if
she's hot and single, she's not saying if she's saying
and hot, she's not single. You see what I'm saying,
saying hot single, So you can't be all three whatever,
it's sane, hot single, Greg pick two hot insane. So

(46:07):
if she's hot and sane, she's not single. If she's
sane and single, she's not hot. Yeah, right, you can't.
You can't be all three. Now, this other guy, this
is pretty funny. He broke it down for the fellas
and older dude and he said this in his life experience,
he has found this is true. He took it a
step further.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
It's everything a young man needs to know about women.
I've developed this on my own over forty six years
of living on the earth.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Now he's on in front of a whiteboard and he's okay, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (46:36):
This is how it works. You have your crazy axis
and you're hot axis. Hot is, as usual, measured from
zero to ten.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
We're all familiar with that. Yeah, Morgan loves that. On
the scale one that start right, Crazy.

Speaker 14 (46:51):
Is measured from four to ten. Because of course, there's
no such thing as a woman who's not at least
a four crazy. As a rule, this is your.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
No go zone.

Speaker 14 (46:59):
We do not hang around and date and marry women
who are not, at least in our mind a five.
So this is your no go zone.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
You don't go here. We just rule this out. Life
is better this way.

Speaker 14 (47:15):
That's the way it is, all right. Above a five
and to about an eight and below the crazy line,
this is your fund zone. You can hang out here
and meet these girls and spend time with them. That's
your fund zone. But keep in mind, when you're in
the fund zone, you want to move out of the

(47:36):
fund zone to a more permanent location. Okay, so that's
the fund zone. Okay, above the crazy line, we have
the danger zone.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
This is your redheads, your strippers. You know one named Tiffany.
This is hairdressers.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
This is where.

Speaker 14 (47:55):
This is where your car gets key, you get a
bunny in the pot, you're tired, get slashed, and you
wind up in jail. But at this point understand something
above an eight hot and between about a seven and
a five crazy, this is your wife's zone. Okay, when
you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship.

(48:17):
Now below five crazy and above an eight hot, this
is your unicorn zone.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
These things don't exist.

Speaker 14 (48:27):
If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, keep
it alive. We'd like to study it and maybe look
at how to replicate that.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Agreed based on my experience that that is absolutely true. Yeah,
he seems like he's had some rough relation, like saying
hot single. That also holds true. I think he's had
the common gu of a male in the dating. Hey,
if the woman one's true, the dude one's true. Yea

(48:57):
makes sense eight seven seven forty four Woodie and his
up with the tax. Let us know if you agree
or disagree over to two two nine eight seven. Somebody
texting over smart, nice and handsome equals small pee peet
none my cake. Well, then one of them, one of
them must be off. Then she doesn't tell us what

(49:17):
it is. You're not smart, not handsome, one smart, funny saying.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Smart?

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Smart?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Nice? Smart, nice, handsome.

Speaker 12 (49:31):
And he's very nice endowed. Yeah, okay, I guess I
guess he's not.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh she almost almost. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
He always tells me that I'm smarter than he is. Okay,
so maybe that one.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
So he's an idiot is a bag of wet hair.
That is pretty dumb. Wet hair. Everybody knows how dumb
that is. So I wonder what's going on here. You guys,
if you drive for Uber, you're in luck. The company

(50:06):
is offering you another way to make money that doesn't
include trips or deliveries. They just made this announcement. The
drivers have the option to complete digital tasks, and those
tasks would be used to help train AI, So things
like a driver recording themselves speaking, submitting documents in different languages,

(50:29):
uploading images, and it's all part of a new pilot
program that Uber is running to bring AI more to
the forefront. And it also stems from the idea that
drivers want more ways to earn when they're not on
the road. Now, huh. I wonder what they're gonna.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
Do with this.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
I heard a whole breakdown on this from some tech
guys on why they're doing all this.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, it's called, hey, let's figure out these other things
you guys do besides drive the car, so that we
can automate that too.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Yeah, because they go, hey, we're going to automate the cars,
and you know, we'll like companies like Waimo and all
the drivers vehicles and your other jobs are like, I
don't know, helping food deliveries.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Upload documents, these different things again, Uh, exactly. So, huh,
we're a little experience your own grade, exactly exactly. Here's
a shovel, we're going to need to be at least
six feet on the way out.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
And yeah, yeah, for now, that's one of those excuses
somebody is going to do it, might as well be here.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, pretty much, it's going to happen. I mean, it's
it's happened traditionally. I've seen it happen where somebody gets
brought in and they're basically being trained by the person
who they're replacing. But the person that they're replacing has
no idea, They have no idea that that's happening. They
just want to shadow you. No big deal. Yeah, yeah,

(51:54):
so it's uh, I don't know. I drove away. I
mean I didn't drive it. I was in a way
MO last week. It was pretty awesome.

Speaker 13 (52:03):
My friend just got stuck in one. It gave it
a four oh four message, could you get out?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah, he got it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
He said to wait because someone was coming, but it
said it would be like thirty minutes.

Speaker 13 (52:12):
So he's like he diuched it.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, and it's not gonna be perfect right when it starts.

Speaker 13 (52:17):
Well, yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
Didn't you say there was an HR woman that you
was in charge of the list of all the people
to be fired, and then.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
And then she had to fire her fire herself. Oh really, yep.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
She it was big, big turnover, big layoffs, and she said,
you know what, we never liked to do this. It
doesn't feel good. And so she went to the higher up.
So it was all done after like two weeks, and
they're like bad news, and she had to give sign
all the paperwork that she was giving everybody else the
last two weeks and fire herself.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Oh so they let her do all the dirty work. Yeah,
and then they let her go and shed that blow.
Yeah self fire.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
I saw something similar happen where they had the like
assistant walking around and grabbing everyone to bring into the
GM's office, and that's they were getting let go. So
everyone knew that if she came and got you, they
were getting let go. And they were going in alphabetical order,
and all of a sudden, she was next on the list.
Let her go, and then they had to find someone
else to go around.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
They din't evenait till the rest is her the grim reaper.
They went back to the a's and I just went
through until they found someone who was capable. That's when
you hide under your desk, so easy. How smart everybody
is it is? It is a skill set that not
everybody has. I've been a part of it a few
different times where somebody needs to be let go and

(53:32):
it blows. Yeah, you feel bad, and what's crazy? They
just did a round of cuts around here. And there
are so many rules that the managers are told that
when when they speak to people, there's only certain things
that they're allowed to say. But one of the things
they're not allowed to say, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry

(53:53):
this has happened. Admitting fault or in a car accident. Yeah,
you're not allowed like the HR directive, you cannot say that.
So no, But still it's like as a human being,
like no empathy, Like, hey, maybe this person wasn't great
at their job, maybe they're not the right fit. Maybe
whatever the reason is that they're in this situation. Maybe
it's simply just a financial decision. It's a budget cut,

(54:17):
Like you're not allowed to have or you can't have
you can't show empathy, you know what. It's just because
everybody's litigious.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
Yes, and I think that's such a good point, because
it just when all the layoffs and radio and all
this stuff, they always bring it back to themselves.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
You know, I feel bad doing this.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
This This never feels good for me, you know, like
they want to turn it around, so you feel sorry
for the person firing.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Because they can't say exactly. They can't say, I'm you know,
I know this sucks, I'm really sorry. Correct. I've had
people say that to me in the past. I've been
fired a number of times. I never took it personally.
It's a business. It sucks, but man like when people
have to go through and just one after the other

(54:58):
after the other, like that takes it. It's like how
people who are police officers or firefighters, they see stuff
all the time, like how do you you know you
got You got to have a certain emotional skill set
for that. Yes, I think when I got fired, I
was told five words, so we're letting you go. That's it.
That was it.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
And then you're like, okay, terrific. Sign here and then
any questions, I said, can you tell me why that
would be my number one why?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
And they can't. They said just I think they said
changing directions or something like that. Okay, right, sounds good,
So we're letting you go take care a right text
us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Damn, oh, I think I know this.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, a little follow up here as we get into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
We're talking about Uber and their offering their drivers some
money to do these things that are basically training AI
to be able to take over those aspects of to

(56:08):
replace them like some of what the Uber drivers do,
document uploading and different things in different languages and speaking
and conversational type of things, so it can it can learn.
And then we get got into the whole thing about
you know, when hr whoever has to sit down a
boss that you have to have a certain skill set

(56:28):
I think emotionally and and just like sea baths to
be perfect at it. Yeah, but I mean there's there's
a good friend, you know, my friend Kevin, he was
in a very high level management executive position for a
long time and that stuff would chew him up and
it would it would wreck him for even people that

(56:48):
he didn't necessarily like because they were like kind of
dicks or whatever, even bad workers. But like he just
felt bad because the position. You know that that like
all this stuff that comes with that. Yeah, the discription,
they have families, they have whatever. Easier with people who
aren't performing or who are breaking rules, like somebody texted

(57:10):
over this is the follow up six ZH two. One
of my largest duties as an HR person is to
terminate people in a high turnover business. It's not easy
and it absolutely takes skill, but it's also very easy
if they're not doing their job or they broke the rules.
I didn't do it to them, I am doing it
because of them. Great, that being said, they are the
ones that there are the ones that break your heart

(57:32):
when they're good people but not right for the job.
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, yeah, that that suits well.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
You see some of them are like, oh that makes sense,
yep yeah, and then some of them are like how
they last this line?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I know others that are unfireable. They've been stealing forever.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Other ones that you know made a deal with the devil.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, some follow ups. Let's go to the app drover's voicemail.
Of course, after ten am we always tell you can
call in for those in the podcast getting caught up.
You want to leave us whatever you got? Eight seven
Woodie Hi with the show.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
I'm calling and I'm it's a Tuesday and I'm crossed
so being drinking most of the classes of wine and smoking.
But I'm calling you because they just listen to the
podcast the Rov Versus.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Bros.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
So good, so good as a as a woman listener,
love it, love it so tackling Regina like her, just
tearing it out there.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Enjoy your enjoy your buzz. Yeah yeah, I like thought
we were going to learn something about vaginas, right, Yeah?

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Does it?

Speaker 15 (58:47):
Does it?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Does it really go back to what it was before
you had a baby there? Yeah, that's one of the
things on that Yeah, uh, follow up. We were things
that you had to teach to another adult that you
were shocked, Like, I can't believe I had to teach
an adult how to do this?

Speaker 10 (59:02):
All right, So I listen to the podcasts and you
guys are talking about like the most ridiculous thing that
you have to explain to an adult. So my very
first girlfriend that I was with, we were probably like
eighteen nineteen at the time, and she bought this car.
It was her first car, and you know, she was
on this hatchback trend. She really wanted a hatchback and
then I don't know, six months, two, a year most later,

(59:24):
she's just kind of over. At that point, she's like,
I kind of want to get a new car. And
I'm telling her, I'm like, well, I mean that's a
terrible idea, like you're not gonna get nearly as much
for it, and then you're gonna be in the hole
and you're gonna lose money, you know. And she's like, no,
I'm just gonna sell it to somebody and then I'll
use that money and I'll buy a new car. And
I was like, well, like the bank paid for your car,

(59:46):
you owe the bank money, you know. And she's well,
not if I don't have the car. I thought that,
like if you sold the car to somebody, that you
wouldn't have to pay your loan anymore. And I was like, no, oh, figure,
that's not how it works. And then she had as
to look at me, and she like laughingly said like,

(01:00:06):
oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
You do not know?

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
And she was all, I'll go ask my mom. And
I called her like with the biggest grin on my face.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
I was like, yeah, you go.

Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
After she went and she asked her mom, and she
came back with tears in her eyes, and then I,
as the boyfriend, had to comfort her wild all right, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And your kid comes to you and you're like, wow,
did I fail? Yeah? Well well what did I do anymore? Though?

Speaker 10 (01:00:50):
But what what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah? What makes you think that you still wouldn't?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
On to the next thing. But I sold it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
For me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Bank of America. You don't seem to understand. Yeah, I
don't have it anymore. I don't have the car. Yeah,
you're just the person I sold to on Craigslist. Go
call them, they'll make the pain.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Bitch be see, bitch, be tripping. I know if you
do a transfer of least. But you can do a
transfer of ownership with payments, right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Uh, well, you'd have to work that out with the bank.
I'm sure, right, just come with getting rid of the car,
because if they decide not to pay, you're still the
one on the hook. It's a coat signing, right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Sure you can transfer payments. Yeah, but they would have.

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
To be willing to pay however much you owe on
the loan too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, but like subleasing all, that's the thing I wouldn't.
I don't want to get involved. You're screwed.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Didn't that happen with your r V or well, I
I offered her because I was again, I offered a
single mother who needed a place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
To live my r V payment plan that Sea Bass
was living in. I did, Yeah, I was living because
I was proven up to the George Jefferson.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
It was like ten ten payments. She was going to
live in it on like a far her friend's farm,
with her kids in the RV. And I was like, okay,
that's an interesting story. Uh. And then she paid on
time most. I mean, I got all my money eventually.
But she would also do things like run red lights
and I would message her, Hey, here's the ticket I
got from the county. Here's you a picture of you
driving my RV that's not paid off yet, and nothing,

(01:02:27):
just no response.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
You never signed a transfer of liability, uh, not till
the until the end. Well, because you do that on
your title.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
You can do that like once you sell I just
got really my old accord and you do that saying
I no longer own this anymore. But I didn't do
that until after it was sold because the title wasn't
hers technically then.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Oh so you finally did resolve that just wasn't in
the wind with your RV.

Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
No, like she everything worked out. She paid for the
RV properly, but she would not pay for the parking
ticket she got from you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
That's pretty crazy to have that liability out there.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
There was something, I mean was at least no. I
remember she brought her one of her kids with her
two days to see the r V.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Yeah, bus, you know there was something I used, some
kind of form that I'm sure was legally suspect, but
something to the effect of, well, I mean, I'm sure
I could have gotten come after if she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Awful, You can't get blood from a stone, you know, Yeah,
she runs over a bunch of people. Well no, But
what I'm saying is like, uh, you know, you trying
to recover the money from those tickets that you already got, Like,
there's no way you were ever going to get that
money back.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
I show up at first of she will never show
up the court. No, I'll get a judgment against a
single mom living in a cornfield.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
And she doesn't with her kid. I'm sure she doesn't
even have the money. So you can try to get
money out of somebody all you want, but they don't
have the money. They don't have the money. Yeah, you
have that judgment till whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
But that's like all those civil suits, like good luck
getting eight million dollars from this person.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
It's really just the principle of the thing. Yeah, exactly. Well,
we are going to be giving away some prizes speaking
of Craigslist and listing things there, and people list all
kinds of crazy stuff on Craigslist. The price is right
game we're gonna do Craigslist price is right coming up next.
If you want to be a contestant, give us a
call right now. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is
number to do that. That's eight seven seven forty four

(01:04:19):
Wooding And we'll do a couple of rounds these things
on Craigslist. I'll tell you all about them. I'll ask
somebody here in the studio to give me a bit
of how much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist.
It's very simple. You us, the person on the phone
is the contestant, just have to guess is the actual
Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid that was
given here by somebody in the studio. That's easy, and
if you do that correctly, you will be the winner.

(01:04:39):
Craigslist price is right next on The Woody Show, Hang
to you, guys are worried.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
About the long term of sects and filler, but no
one's brought up the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Long term effects of the Woody Show. There's no circulation
to the cream here right back.

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and enus blisters and and plastic tupper waring you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
It stopt me to believe a word on ill I
don't and I never will The Woodie Show. I got
good stuff to give away to you, guys. Give a
chance to win some stuff. Reward you, thank you, thanks
at play along with win a prize. Yeah it's the
duy Q or one of these other games. Win MENACE's

(01:05:24):
door Dash order, which, by the way, Menace DoorDash some
ice cream to some dude in Arkansas. Random. Yeah, yeah, whatever,
wasn't even a real contest. Yeah, hey you got some
ice cream DoorDash from Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
I was on a flight and I was just like
going back and forth with listeners and they're talking about
all the DoorDash delivery stuff that we did in the
studio and how fun it was. And one of the
comments was running me like, hey, menace, send me some
ice cream? I go, what's the addie, dude? And so
so they sent me the address and I sent them
some ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
How much did that cost? Forty dollars? Damn?

Speaker 10 (01:05:58):
What for a period?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I sent them like three pints? Three pints for dolls?
Yeah in that case, Oh well, then how much is
it supposed to cost? I mean a pint of ice cream?
Gregg me gross seven or seven bucks? Five? Six bucks?

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
Point?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I mean, if you go with the Hoggin Dows, I
would think of maybe like closer to six.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
So Ben and Jerry's three yeahs, like six or six?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Price? Let's play Craigslist price is part of the guys. Yes,
all right, so all these things are listed on Craigslist
for sale. I'm gonna tell everybody about whatever one of
the items is, and then ask somebody here in the
studio to give me a bit on how much they
think it's being sold for. And then based on that price,
you on the phone or just playing along and home

(01:06:50):
just have to try to guess it's the actual Craigslist
price higher or lower than that bid that was given
here in the studio. If you do that, you'll be
the winner. Eight seven seven is the phone number that's
eight seven seven forty four would and we'll start here
with Kathy. Good morning, Kathy, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
All right, so Kathy, uh, Menace, this is for you all.
This is perfect for Menace. Okay, all right. The ad
had me at Lego me but then it's a used
Lego architecture set. Dubai. Oh it's Lego, that's real. Yeah,
it's Lego and Dubai. It's that tower. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(01:07:33):
all right, so I know it says in condition I
already built it. It comes with six hundred and forty
nine pieces along with the manual and the box. Oh
let me, let me show you the picture. It's like
it's the tower and then the two little buildings next
to it. Wow. Oh man, that's pretty elaborate. Yeah, it's
pretty neat. And it's already done. I mean you could

(01:07:53):
take it apart and reduce if you really wanted the
thrill of building.

Speaker 9 (01:07:57):
You know, medas is a Lego fan, would you want it?
Would you buy something already built?

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Really? You know how long it takes it, But something
like that, I have no clue. Yeah, we're talking to
not the least lazy person in the world. I'm gonna
say one hundred and twenty five dollars one hundred and
twenty five bucks. Kathy, how much do you think for
the used Lego architecture set Dubai?

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
So I have to say higher or lower?

Speaker 10 (01:08:23):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Okay, I'm gonna say higher. Oh actual crisis price eighty
five dollars. Yeah, alright, that'd be like for new problem. Yep,
all right, sorry about that, Kathy, appreciate this show. Let's
go to not our Greg. It's another Greg. This is

(01:08:47):
ah Greg online six, Hi Greg, Big line six, Greg. Hey,
what's up? Dog? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Gina? Oh Greg? Yes, that makes perfect sense. Bunch Mom
autographed display no way, Yeah, this is autographed by the
Brady Bunch Mom. Florence Henderson. She signed the note on
a piece of tile when she was helping to build
homes for charity. Oh, it comes framed with information and pictures.

(01:09:18):
It's uh, it's it's Florence Henderson in a picture with
a with a with a nun and assigned tile in
this like wood frame.

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
On that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
So this is like you need to buy that. This
is for sure one of one. Yeah, how is this
not to love?

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
None? Selling?

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
It good. Question? Does have armed security with it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
We need that for real, we do. How about I
think fifty sounds too low? I was thinking as well
fifty Okay, let's say fifty fifty bucks? All right? Uh
line six, Greg. Do you think that it's a higher
or lower than fifty dollars? Greg? Greg? Yeah, lower lower? Okay,

(01:10:09):
actual craigsis price thirty dollars. Yeah, noise such a bargain. Yeah,
all right, man, hang on on second, well, well get
all of your information. Let's go next to uh Lydia,
Good morning, Lydia, good morning? Okay, love girl, all right,

(01:10:31):
uh Gina grad Yeah, she's a big die coke fan.
Oh the best. These are a diet coke bottles from
the nineteen eighties. They're empty, Oh and they're in but
they're like in a little like cardboard caddy thing. It says.
These six pack cartons are in good condition with six
bottles in each. Bottles are sixteen ounce crown cap style

(01:10:51):
with green tint. Keep in mind they are empty. Date
code puts them all in the eighties. Let me hold
it a please buy my garbage. They look cool. You
know those people that collect all this coke stuff? I
can see I can see people. I think that's kind
of cool looking. Yeah. My buddy's family had a whole
house dedicated to Chris decorating. Chrissy collected a bunch of

(01:11:13):
coke stuff and she even got like a like the
Coke Bears tattoo Dollar Bears. I got Coke Bear tattoo. Yeah.
Did sheen skin her Coke bear tattoo? Where on her
body is it? It's like on her arm? Wow. Yeah,
Well this is tough.

Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
I mean, on the one hand, they're just empty bottles
that nobody cares about. On the other hand, like you said,
some people collect this crab and there's there's one six
pack or two. Uh, this is too If I have
to double the prices picture it took Yeah, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
I don't think it built me that much. How about
twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Twenty eight bucks, Lydia, what do you think high or
lower than twenty eight bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Higher? Higher definitely, because they're green, they're green, actual crisis price.
It's a bargain. It only fifteen dollars. Yeah. I got
me with the green.

Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
I got me with the green.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Love that green. Thank you, Lydia. I appreciate you listening
to the Woodie Show. Let's go to Uh, let's see
how about Jose Good morning, Jose, Hey, good morning hoy alright, Uh,
I thought we were in union. That was beautiful, matched
each other Sea Bass Lucky MENSA board game for the

(01:12:32):
bright and board adult. It sounds appropriate for me. Okay,
it's they do have their own line of board games.
What's that?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
They do have their own line of board games and
have an annual list of best board games they put out?

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Does MENSA? It says this IQ game was created by
two MENSA members and doctor Hans eisnik Love, the famed
developer of IQ tests. Uh, answer bronze, silver, or gold
IQ questions for one or three points as you move
around the board and into higher and higher circuits towards

(01:13:05):
the center of intellectual I don't know what this is. Apotheus,
apotheosis O E O S I s apotheosis, apotheosis, enter
a state of apotheosis. What does that mean? It's like
a climax. Tell them it's like the Zenith?

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Oh, I was just thinking it's like enter state of hypothesis, sperity,
trip pursuit type games, challenging, not for tender egos. In fact,
it could teach the insufferable knowing Uh, teach the insufferably
knowing a well deserved Oh, the insufferably knowing comma a

(01:13:46):
well deserved humility. Sounds like someone should not even qualified
to read this a hand, No, shouldn't should there be
a comma there? In fact, it could teach the insufferably
knowing comma a well deserved humility. There was no comment.

Speaker 12 (01:13:58):
You could do a hyphen between I thing you just quote,
put quotes around in separately.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Knowing that says or by dominating your opponents you can
just justify your existence. Also, that sounds like something. This
is a new yeah used where it was to say there,
it doesn't say, just say I read you everything. MENSA
board game for the bright and board adult. How much
do you think this is going for? Sixty five dollars?
Sixty five dollars? Hose do you think the actual Craigslist

(01:14:25):
price is higher or lower than sixty five bucks? Lower? Lower?
Actual Craigslist price is twenty five dollars? Set up and
spike right there? All right, you are a winner here
on the Craigslist prices. Right hold on one second, man,
we will get all of your information. What are some
of the board games that MENSA endorses that they like.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Oh, it's all these like super rare indie ones. You've
never heard of it, I never heard of quite frankly,
MENSA endorsed board shoots.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
As to apples. Ben's the recommended games. They have a
whole sense her kids too, so you can teach you
a little baby. That's awesome. Yeah, let's go get one
more contestant. Here's the game about developing new planets. Let's
say hi to uh to Edwin, Good morning Edwin. Yeah,

(01:15:21):
it's like it's like, uh, Sammy, Yes, she's went to
a wedding did and she went to a wedding on Hawaii?
For sale on Craigslist Hawaiian wedding lays. It says wedding
season is coming. I'm selling my many wedding lay all

(01:15:42):
kinds of lays you can think of. They are made
with high quality silk ribbons. Please see pictures for details.
That's some of it all right now here. And by
the way, it's it's it's a price. It's supposed to
be a lay. I don't know what that is. It's
a price for each with a shell on it. Yeah,
I think that's more of what a guy maybe would wear. Yeah,

(01:16:05):
so it's a price for each each? Yeah, how much
do you think this is? This is going for ten dollars?
Ten dollars? All right? We think the actual Craigslist price,
Edwin higher, lower than ten dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:16:21):
And this is each right each?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yeah, I'd want to say that like seven times. So
ten dollars I think is less than ten dollars. Yeah,
what actual craigslist price? Twenty five dollars each?

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
No, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Rocked at that here? All right, sorry about that, Edwin,
but thank you for listening to a show. We appreciate you,
just like, oh, thank you, Brock. We have time. Now,
we'll do one more, all right, kind of a good one.
That's your birthday month. I'll give you a song. Yes, yeah, yeah,

(01:16:59):
he's a lucky duck. Is fine? Al right's go to Anthony.
What up Anthony? Anthony?

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Way?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Good morning? Good morning? Like holy all right? Uh menace
handmade Lego Halloween costume? How does that work? So somebody
made this handmade Lego costume perfect condition. This costume is
made and it was a hit and I won prizes
at school. You won't find this one online. Ps. I'm
only in town until Tuesday night then gone three weeks,

(01:17:29):
so don't delay. Okay, now you can see it's it's
a Lego Man costume.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Oh I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
It's not built Legos, Yeah, it's it's it's a Lego
Mega costume. Lego.

Speaker 16 (01:17:42):
It's like pretty stinky already, Greg, you know, yeah, it
looks good. I'm gonna say fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
You know what website they sell it at right at
dot org point at hoy dot org. Yeah, O jesus,
you know what Greg's favorite candy bars? Almond? Yeah, oh
that's true. I'm sorry, what did you say? Fifty dollars?
Fifty fifty dollars, Anthony din The actual Craiglist price is

(01:18:14):
higher than fifty dollars, lower than fifty dollars. Actual Craigslist
price is only twenty five dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:18:22):
What right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Boy, Anthony? Congratulations you are a winner on the Craigslist
price prime. Yeah, ain't nothing but a Jake Bank bat,
Ain't nothing but a Soca sports day with the g
Jeff Garcie unpegging the bulohot up. Thanks hey gome oneing
Jeff g Hi, good morning. What do you show let's
start with the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Game number one of the World Series is Friday, five
pm from Toronto.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
We now know the pictures for the first couple of games.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Blake Snell starting for the Dodgers in game number one,
and also Yoshi Nobo Yamamoto in game number two.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Exactly what they did in the NLCS.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Glass now and Otani will likely pitch games three and
four back home here in La and Now. Speaking of Otani,
the fan that caught his third home run ball from
last Friday's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Game, his name is Dave Flores.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
He's looking at a huge payday when he show that
ball is estimated to grab three million.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Dollars at auctions. Congratulations Dave Flores. Moving on to the Angels,
Halos have a brand new manager, Kurt Duzuki. They should
announce him in the next couple of days. NBA Luca
looked great.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
He dropped forty three points last night versus the Warriors Deep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
One Dune its money first of all, dpnik.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Has lost the Warriors one nineteen one oh nine. No
Lebron James. Of course, tonight we got a full slate
of games in the NBA, including the Clippers in Utah
at six pm hockey King's got to win last night
in overtime see past Kaffree Shoots and Stars, Catfay Wait Tech.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Chan's it over time, Goodbye, good Night, Game Over. Ducks
also beat Nashville five to two. And finally, former NBA player.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
And now espn Atalys Kendrick Kids dropped a bar on
Sports Center the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
I had to share it with you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Listen to this, Okay, what you need I be proful
for when you have a part worse to live by
perks over, I'd be profien all day. I'm Jeff G.
And that's your SoCal sports all right, Jeff G. I
feel this falls under the headline of that's what we've
been saying because you hear about you know these everybody's

(01:20:28):
got like a food allergy of some kind. And I
never remember like kids growing up where we couldn't have
cupcakes for someone's birthday in class or you know peanuts
that yeah, it just if it was you just never
heard about it. But new research is showing that sixty
thousand kids have avoided the peanut allergy in the last decade.

(01:20:50):
The lower numbers are thanks to parents introducing peanuts to
their kids before the recommended age of three. Now, this
is that that's what we've been saying kind of, Yeah,
by introducing peanuts to kids in infancy, the risk of
developing the allergy dropped by eighty percent. Oh, there you go,
And that the protective function went into adolescents in seventy

(01:21:11):
percent of kids. And so the findings are so true
that the National Institutes of Health they've revised their advice
on peanuts and parents are now being told to introduce
peanut related products to their kids when they were as
young as four to six months old. This whole thing
about and that that's kind of even though we're idiots overall,

(01:21:32):
like we're not medical experts of any kind, it just
doesn't even make any sense. Like if you don't give
somebody something like, they're going to develop not it's going
to be a foreign thing to them, right, so then
when they do get exposed to it, it's then you're
more likely to have a reaction to it, an allergy
to it. But if it's something much like in the
Princess Bride, he built up like so if you have

(01:21:56):
a little bit of peanut or I think it's honey,
is something else the kids aren't supposed to have whole
certain age.

Speaker 12 (01:22:01):
Yeah, but do you know how they test They test
peanut butter on babies that you might have done it
for yours.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
They put it behind their ear. I don't think the
eighties we just ate it. No, but like for a
four month old, yeah, I don't. I don't think my
wife and I ever followed any of that. That's the thing,
like the no peanuts, No, honey, big fans of peanut butter.
At least your son isn't, right, they don't. Yeah, so
when they go trigger treating, we get like you know,

(01:22:26):
parents will get the stuff that kids don't want. We
get all the Reese's peanut butter cups. That's like getting
away with robbery. I know, Like, are you guys insane?
That's crazy, Like all the fruity stuff like they do
like chocolate and things they just don't for whatever reason
they don't like. But they'll eat uncrustables. They'll eat peanut
butter and jelly, steam, peanut and chocolate. Yeah, but they
don't like the Reese's peanut butter cups, which my wife

(01:22:48):
and I is we we don't get a DNA test
on I know. Yeah, but how is it possible that
neither one of us are the parents because we both
love it. They could have been switched to the hospital,
maybe somebody else's kid altogether. Yeah, that's true. That sounds true.
This is why Greg is not allergic to any of
that stuff. Not allergic an alcohol, acohol. Yeah, yeah, he

(01:23:11):
was given that as a kid. I was like, I
don't know, twelve, I would rather have you drink alcohol
than soda. Oh damn, yeah, I would have what's what's
a Russian? That's right?

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah, ruled Yeah, good childhood. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, so
there you go. You can give your kids peanuts and
everything else and the brighter future. Yeah, Like some of
these kids are seem to be allergic to everything because
you've got to be exposed to the elements.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
Man.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Well that's when they say, like kids like in uh,
you know what are they called Quakers? And you know
that kind of stuff that grew up in like farms
and barns. They're not allergic to anything because they're exposed
a barn animals and hey, and they're fine.

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
I don't want to start a fight with Sammy. But
then people like that talk themselves into things that I
think are not true, Like I can't have a warm dessert?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Will you?

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:24:02):
Really, I've been in public places where I cannot make it,
Like it's been really bad. Why would I want because
psychological effects not I know other people that it happens
to too. It's crazy, But like, how could I psychologically
talk myself into that? Like, at what point would I
decide that I can't have delicious warm dessert?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Brain is powerful.

Speaker 13 (01:24:23):
I did not decide that disgusting. Oh yeah, well I
hate the smell of it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:31):
It doesn't it doesn't start at I'm having an emergency
in public. It's a little tiny step when you're you know,
twelve years old, and and you don't you don't want
Oh that's gross, and your parents like, okay, you don't
have to have it, as opposed to our parents who
are like, shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Why would I not want a delicious, warm dessert. It's good.
I want it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
Maybe you maybe one time you had it and you
felt a little odd and queasy, and then the next
time you made like oh, and then I.

Speaker 9 (01:24:55):
Didn't feel well once as a kid after eating some tacos,
and I just waited it out and then had talk.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
And again.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
If I even look at a picture of it.

Speaker 11 (01:25:06):
I tried the warm dessert thing I think about two
years ago again, because I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I'll go, well, this is this is crazy. I must
be over we're talking about like you were. It's like
a like a like a warm, hot chocolate chip cookie
and they put the ice cream on top. I want that. No,
I can't exactly who wouldn't want that? Delicious? I cannot
have it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
My mom.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
I've shared the story a bunch of times where I
thought there was chocolate chip cookies and my mom made
zucchini cookies and I ate into them and I threw up.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Yeah. See, now manic is allergic. I don't want he's
allergic to him? You got right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera laying on the ground. Put the dows out,
and there was a stranger.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
She was rubbing panoma on them in the Woody Show. Well,
apparently she had peanuts as a child, but she's not
allergic to peanut butter. Putting it on toes. One of
my favorite complish butter and toes toes. Yeah, yeah, my
kids don't like that whole like peanut butter and chocolate thing. Yeah,

(01:26:16):
someone said, you know, maybe your kids just don't want
to be a fat lard like their dad. So also
good point. You know, you see that You're like, I'm
not going to end up like that. I'm not going
to end up like my mom. Ladies, you dolls, I'm
not gonna end up like a dad. Fell as you do.
I'm like, yeah, that's right. Well you have another new

(01:26:37):
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Here ready
to go. Thank you for being here giving us all
your time. Phones open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
send us a text over to two two nine eighty
seven on Woody. That's great. Gorgon, we got Menace, Gina
grad is here, we got Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan is here.
And it's on ABC Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette, right, that's

(01:27:00):
the new season of It's the Golden Bachelor. As a man, Ye,
you're looking for love and here on the Woody Show,
we have WOODI Show Golden Bachelorette. And so this is uh,
you know like the Grandma webcam girls. Well that's the
thing is because it's like Grannycam, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
Hard to find single adult females in their sixties and seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
It's a tough it's a tough find out on the streets.
But yeah, if you go to a you find anything online.

Speaker 8 (01:27:27):
There are certain websites you go to and these ladies
are set up. You can chat with them. I can't
chat in true voice, but I can type stuff to them,
so that's what you get here. You'll hear the computer
saying my questions and right. A lot of these women
have a special massagers that if you give them money,
you can like chat with them and massage them all
over the year.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
They have stiff necks and stuff. We have way more
fun with woodies show a Golden bachelort than they do
on ABC, no matter what they're doing, Bach or bachelorette.
God and who is this first person? Mass Well, this
is this of the lady Miriam, And of course it
is these are old lady.

Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
I asked them some old people questions about problems I
am having with my like mom and my dad as
they are getting older.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Okay, I am guess.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I love helping out with predicament.

Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
The teacher my.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Mom lost on walks, but she wants to remain independent.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Air good idea that next question.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
Oh yeah, okay, makes total sense. Throw a throw or
a tile, you know, if you have an Android or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
I mean, Gina puts those things on everything. Oh never
get lost, So I kind of have her explain that some.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
More like I gone walk exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:29:01):
That's why just airtager Sebastian and now.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
You can watch.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
You are very smart, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
And you can just put it on something that she
walks with. You can freak put it on her phone.
Probably she wouldn't even know you can put it on
her phone. Got who else did we know that? Who
would do that on their phone?

Speaker 8 (01:29:25):
That's pretty dumb because they already are airt again. But
this lady I'm talking to thinks it's an old lady thing. Well,
this lady that I'm talking to, and she's giving me
a great advice if your parents old, her parents are
getting lost throwing your tag on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
But I know while she's while she's telling me this,
she is not even facing the camera. She's looking at
her screen, which is set up to the side webcams
over at a different angle. One of her fingers is somewhere,
So I think, well, you know, we've got this great advice.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
In the bowl of butterscotch candy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Well, I'll tell you right here.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
What does your th smell like.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Like my.

Speaker 6 (01:30:04):
Rose?

Speaker 10 (01:30:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Yeah? Oh god, your finger?

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
Does your fingers smell like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Juicy?

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
In that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Man? All right? Will do you show a golden bachelorettes?
So I had this other lady I talked to didn't
have her finger anywhere. Uh huh, but I have.

Speaker 8 (01:30:33):
But I, of course again had some more questions, this
time about my dad and something weird my dad does
when I leave my house.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Thank you, right, I am a Pretti.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
Every time I leave my house? My dad tries to
wrestle meet out yard.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Every time I try to leave the hell, my dad
tries to wrestle me in my You know, some guys
just had that competitive edge to them all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
Yeah, okay, so far, not so great answer anything I
thought you were question. Yeah, so maybe, like we'll just
break it down, give me some help.

Speaker 12 (01:31:28):
Well, when I wrestle guys on here, I tend to
end up grabbing there, so I don't know that that
would work for you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Can you take him?

Speaker 16 (01:31:43):
Take his legs out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
When you're wrestling dudes on a webcam. You don't grab
them anyway? Does she bring does she bring a duty in?

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
How does that work can be done? But I don't
see it on this website. There are there are sights
where guys and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Girls do pretend that you're doing that. So I mean,
I guess you could pretend to do that to your
dad if he wants to wrestle you in the yard.
Just pretend, don't actually do it. Freak him out? Yeah,
that'll get them run. Would show a golden bachelor rat
a little more on the wrestling technique?

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Oh okay, do you like the rustles I tried in
his mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:32:26):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Turned it around? Turned that frown ups?

Speaker 15 (01:32:30):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Would you show a golden bachelot? Who's next?

Speaker 8 (01:32:32):
This is a lady who I have a question about
my mom, And my mom is like, let's say she's
leaving some stains around the house.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Oh god, alright, Sebastian, I am a lobm.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
What is your issues?

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
SEBASTI my mom needs to start wearing a tie. But want.

Speaker 15 (01:32:59):
They make these little panties if we really want to know,
they look just like underwear and women wear them for
their period and she can wear them.

Speaker 10 (01:33:10):
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Is that right? I don't are just like cheaper panties. Yeah,
these ones are hotter always these.

Speaker 12 (01:33:29):
For incontinents I'm talking about, right, all right, well more
about Uh, she knows these panties exist for incontinence.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
What are you? Yeah, keeping keeping a straight face in
my corporate drama listening, This is impossible? Also very hot? Yeah, yeah,
these be called what these diapers be called?

Speaker 15 (01:33:53):
Yeah, they're not a diapers though, they're just underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Angel are you asking me because I'm an old lady.

Speaker 15 (01:34:00):
You're hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
I'm gonna I swear.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
To God.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Hurt.

Speaker 8 (01:34:08):
Well, well, they have the What the women usually do
is they'll take the messager and they'll stick it behind
their underwear so it stays in place. I think sometimes
he shifts around and maybe gets into places.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
That are Yeah, they learned a lot. What do they
be called? Yeah, well there's another round of show, golden bacherette,

(01:34:39):
you got, Yes, we're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more show coming up for you. Next will
be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
All right, So if you're just scraping by paycheck to paycheck,
you can take comfort and knowing and I'm sure you
already know you're you're you're not alone. A lot of people,
even the wealthy, oh feel your pain. Really Oh when

(01:35:21):
I read, when I read stuff like this, they're with us.
I'm like, dude, and I don't. I don't knock anybody
success wide, like whatever you got, you got, whatever you do,
you do, But dude, don't. What's the line we like, Gina,
don't pee on my foot and tell me? Yeah, like,
stop it with this. Four and ten workers earning more

(01:35:43):
than three hundred thousand dollars a year claim that they're
living paycheck to paycheck, including people making over half a
million dollars a year. What does that work? What's your overhead?
More money? More problem?

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
Sign?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Dog like you can't stop? Don't it's impossible. Fifty seven
percent of those earning under fifty thousands say they're barely
getting by that. I believe that tracks. But three hundred
you can't make three hundred thousand. I don't care where
you live. Pick the most expensive city in the country,
the New York, the LA is the San Francisco. Yes, yeah,

(01:36:22):
like you can't make three hundred thousand to where you
classify that as paycheck to paycheck? Well, I get the
f out of here, maybe if you have twenty kids kids,
because even still I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:36:38):
I kind of believe it because dude, I went to
go have lunch just for myself the other day and
it was forty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Yeah, and if you have, like you don't, I understand. Yeah,
that paycheck to paycheck is not going out to eat.
I understand. Yeah, you gotta downsize, you gotta cook at
home and all that kind of stuff. You're like, you're
you're doing what you can't to survive, which doesn't include
going out cooking at home. It's not much cheaper. I guess, yeah,
I guess it depends on what, like how you define

(01:37:05):
living paycheck to paycheck, and then also what are your
what are your spending lines of your budget? What is
it going to? Anybody? You can give somebody whatever the
dollar amount and tell them you have to spend this,
and they'll figure out way to spend it. And at
the end they have nothing to show, so they'll say, yes,
I'm paycheck to paycheck or whatever month to month because

(01:37:27):
they have way too many things loaded. What do they
call It's called the lifestyle creep. Have you heard that
term before? So it's the tendency to spend, and it goes.
It goes up as your income goes up. So you
you make more, you spend more. Sure, right, you increase.
That's a why like high earners still feel broke because
they got the lifestyle creep going. You get a nicer car,

(01:37:50):
you don't fly coach business.

Speaker 8 (01:37:53):
It's Dave Ramsey here, Dave Ramsey there. Sorry, If you
make three hundred thousand dollars in San Francisco with all
their ridiculous taxes, your take home pay monthly is over
fifteen grand a month.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Okay, you can't make that work. That's paychecks to pay
paycheck to paycheck, wet dream. Okay. Home prices are so
high that the number of millionaires opting to rent instead
of bias tripled. That's insane. Many six figure earners aren't
giving up their luxuries. They're just cutting back elsewhere. It's
funny that you say this metas they're flying economy instead

(01:38:27):
of first class check paycheck to paycheck. High income earners.
It's not that they're not traveling, it's that they're not
going first class. Yeah, they're shopping at discount grocery stores.
They're delaying big purchases like homes, vacations and cars, not
giving up on the dream, just delaying, scaling back subscriptions

(01:38:48):
and even postponing weddings, creg Yeah, it's sad. But even
if you're a billionaire, there's things out there. Why would
you do it?

Speaker 9 (01:38:55):
Like those smoothies Meta spot, Oh yeah, smoothies bezos and
why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Morgan's addicted to them?

Speaker 5 (01:39:02):
Now them.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Two?

Speaker 13 (01:39:06):
But I think that's there's another one in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Yeah, that's not a daily thing, though. I question question
for me, like what what drives you more crazy? Is
it the fact that there are you know, like people
get mad at rich people because they just don't like
that they have money and you don't, or you know
whatever whatever that that reasoning is you don't like you know,
you eat the rich, you'll see like whatever? Or do

(01:39:30):
you hate the person more who does make three hundred
thousand dollars a year and wants to sit here and
tell you to your face that they're living paycheck to paycheck.
I think that person's way more obnoxious.

Speaker 12 (01:39:39):
I think they're out of touch, Like I feel your pain.
I only make three hundred thousand dollars, Like I think.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
That's you're not even saying they feel your pain. I
guess necessarily, just like how but.

Speaker 9 (01:39:50):
I can't stand it when you have like an A
list actor on a talk show. Let's say I don't
know Meryl Streep, right, and you did so many movies
this year, Meryl, Well, you as an actor, you never
know when you'll work again.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Shut out. You could retire eight thousand lifetimes over not
with her lifestyle. No, well they checked the Patrick.

Speaker 6 (01:40:08):
That's another thing. They said that, Uh, these actors are
not really getting a lot of work nowadays. If you
actually watch the television and you see all these A
listeners are now doing all these commercials, and look at
pay attention to television and look at the commercials, and
there's like so many actors now that you would think
you would never see in a commercial doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Well, they're not getting the payday that they used to get.
And I did read something about that because it used
to be where Tom Cruise in a movie and it
meant almost instant box office success, like you weren't going
to lose out necessarily. It would be tough to lose
money on a Tom Cruise movie because everybody rush out.
There was that star power, and that star power is
not a thing really anymore. People aren't going to see

(01:40:50):
movies just because so and so is in it. Yeah,
unless it's Liam Neesen. Then ghost they get Greg's twelve bucks.
Yeah that case. In that case, Greg goes.

Speaker 13 (01:41:03):
But aren't they making a ton on commercials anyway?

Speaker 12 (01:41:05):
Yeah, they're making a lot on commercial well, and back
in the day they would only do those overseas secretly,
all right, because.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
I am a film actor, I can't be seen on television.
Oh I'm a television person. I can't be heard on
the radio. I would never do voiceover.

Speaker 8 (01:41:23):
That's my favorite part of listening to these celebrity podcasts
when I do catch them, is that they now have
to do what we do. Like famous people have to
read ads. Yeah, and they're terrible at it. Yeah good,
But you know, you know, fifteen years ago they would
have not going to do a live read for some drug.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
More employees are now staying on the job longer than usual.
We kind of saw this coming, right because everybody got
like real bold for a while and they were just
quitting over anything because they're like, oh well, people, people
needed employees so bad that they were getting offered crazy.
You kind of named your price and you named your schedule,
and people thought, like cutting the core, it was gonna

(01:42:00):
last forever. All the big savings are be able to
like make big money and just choose the job and
choose you tell your employer what you're gonna do. And
now people are staying on the job longer. It's called
job hugging or just staying at work. There's a job
for er. Workers admit that they're staying in their role
longer than they would otherwise for security, stability, and just

(01:42:24):
sometimes even just for comfort. Ninety four percent of workers
recognize it has potential downsides, like you know, you miss
out on higher pay possibly or you know, burnout from
just like a lack of change or doing the same,
same old thing. But three quarters expect to be in
their current job for at least two more years. And
you know, job hugging again just becoming more and more
common because the job market's not like exploding, if anything,

(01:42:48):
it's it's getting smaller. I mean, I know, this industry
just gets smaller by the day, every hour. Yeah, yeah,
in a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
I do have suggestion, though, like if you are struggling
with money and Morgan, close your ears, like you shouldn't
have pets. Oh, that's out correct, endless money.

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
I see homeless guys with pets, the homeless guys with dogs. Yeah,
but the babies.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
It sucks because you're e mostly attached to these animals
and you, you know, you just get suckered into.

Speaker 8 (01:43:17):
It's a direct money suck, menace, But it's also a
side money suck on your time where you might have
time to try, you know, do whatever, pick up a shift,
doing anything.

Speaker 12 (01:43:24):
But I can't be away from my dog that long.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
That's also.

Speaker 13 (01:43:28):
Up time that I could be doing other jobs exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's Did we ever get any feedback from
the Craigslist jobs?

Speaker 13 (01:43:37):
Oh the blind musician?

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Oh? Did you know?

Speaker 13 (01:43:39):
I left them a voicemail?

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Oh? So did you go to menace?

Speaker 13 (01:43:42):
And no, because in the thing it says please call only. Okay,
that's smart, I said, no messages will be read.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
What about the backup one?

Speaker 13 (01:43:51):
What was the backup on?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
I thought we chose this one? No, we did, that
was the number one.

Speaker 13 (01:43:54):
I thought, Oh, I mean I have other ones. Oh no,
that's the only guy I reached out to.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Ye and did you speak extra sexy?

Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:44:02):
No, I tried to sound normal.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
You guys, Oh, I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (01:44:05):
So what did you say to us? Is the guy
that needed like a four hour ride somewhere right to
go play blues.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Somewhere to traffic you across state lines? Right? You know,
whoever's on the other end of that line was amazed
that anybody even called.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Yeah, he might have gotten a couple of calls. I
don't know which. Honestly, the date was last weekend, so
it's already passed. Did he get a ride to a
show or not?

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
I don't know, right, Well, for two on these craigslist jobs,
I know this is I just wanted.

Speaker 13 (01:44:37):
I have a lot more. But yeah, right, we can
get to them.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
All right, Well it looks like your job hugging for
a bit. Yeah, this job, it's so worth it, forty
four wood. I mean there were worse jobs, me think.
I I you know, I do feel lucky when people say, oh, well,
so what exactly you know, what all do you have
to do? And I go, well, you know it. It's
the it's the preparation for the show that sucks, you know.

(01:45:03):
It's all the reading, the writing, the editing, the different
things that Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 12 (01:45:07):
People like comedians and rock stars. You say, I get
paid to travel, but you know I would do the
job for free.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Right, Yeah, you get paid to.

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
Do the prep.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
But this is the fun part. Once the show goes
on the air and the microphone's gone, that part is great. Yeah,
this is the good part. It's all the other stuff
that that blows and that's that's the real job part
of it. But then we stop, stop and think about
like what we do for a job, dream job, right, yeah,
it's it's it's pretty great. Butt chugging, ye little butt

(01:45:35):
chugging of a somebody l right sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Red line is this?

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
And so we were talking about people make all this
money and it's three hundred five hundred thousand dollars a year,
claiming that they live paycheck to paycheck. Wow. Greg mentioned
like actors and actresses to go, well, you know you
have to because you never know when you work again.
I have a hundred million right now. I'm holding on

(01:46:09):
to this waiting for the right moment.

Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Yeah, actors who got paid to do almost nothing. So
Mark Hamill, you know Luke Skywalker, he had a cameo
and what was it Star Wars. I forget what it
didn't say a single word in one of the newer
Star Wars anyway. Three million dollars for a cameo. God

(01:46:33):
for for a cameo where he didn't even speak, didn't
even have a line. Three million. Let's see you have
Michael Keaton. He had a glorified cameo in the Batgirl
movie that never even got released. They didn't even come out.
They didn't come out. They paid him two million dollars
for that one. It's pretty good. Uh see you have

(01:46:56):
Tom Helton. His character Draco malful Oh only appeared in
thirty one total minutes across all the Harry Potter movies.
He made fourteen million dollars from that mention. He gets
to go to all these dork conventions to sign robes
and stuff for the rest of his life. Yeah, unbelievable.

(01:47:19):
Jennifer Lawrence, she only appeared in the beginning of Dark
Phoenix and she like four point seven million dollars for
that part of it, And that was more than the
movie's actual star, Sophie Turner. So she made more for
just appearing in the beginning of the movie than the

(01:47:40):
actual star of the movie made. Hotter, Okay, uh zendeya
uh huh, our friend. She was in the first Dune
movie for about seven minutes. For seven minutes of work,
three hundred thousand dollars. That's insane. Cameron Diaz she did

(01:48:00):
some voice acting for Shrek too. Did all of her
work for that in less than ten hours. Sure, ten
million dollars noise. That's a million dollars an hour, folks,
that's cool. How you do it in her pajamas? A
million dollars an hour? Jared Leto He made a million
dollars per minute of screen time in Suicide Squad. He

(01:48:22):
was on screen for seven minutes and made seven million dollars. Yeah,
how did they not just think about that? Twenty four
hours a day. Samuel L. Jackson made between two and
three million for the Marvel movies that he made cameos in,
even if it was just for like one of those
end credit scene things that. Yeah, maybe between two and
three million. Vin Diesel was paid twenty five million dollars

(01:48:49):
for being the voice of Groot in the Marvel movies
and all he had one I am that's it? Does
he say it different ways? I am Groot? Yeah? Twenty
five million in twenty five million for that, and then
I'll give you one ving rams thirty nine second cameo
in Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol thirty nine second cameo seven

(01:49:14):
points seven million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:49:17):
Dad's yeah, I got two hundred dollars for putting menaces
toes in my mouth for five seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Now extrapolate that out to how much that would be
per hour. It's pretty good per hour. I couldn't figure
out that, master. Yeah, but I did pay you more
for that other thing. Wow. Yeah, we're not mentioning that.
Oh we're not sharing that yet. I would have done great,
so you know really yeah, like not a bad kick. No,
here's the thing. You don't know when you're gonna work again. Right,

(01:49:45):
that's gonna take that job. If I reincardated, I need
more life saving yes, right seven seven forty four. Woodie
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Speaker 10 (01:49:57):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.

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