FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 23rd 2025 Podcast

This week in audio, Greg Fitzsimmons in studio, News Headlines & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
See dude to the graphic nature of his program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Well
today is Thursday, s A pre Friday. Welcome to it.
We are the Woody Show. My name is whatdy? That
is great gory? But god, menace?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
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we got s we got Morgan. She's our associate producer
von our video producers here and on the job this morning,
Bort and Menji doing their thing in the Woody Show
production department. Thank you are VP. It's the most important part. Yeah,
we do all this so hopefully somebody listens to it.

(01:16):
Tunes in nice you're there, so if you're hearing this,
we did our job. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, thank you for
being here to be a part of whatever it is
you want to be a part of this morning here
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seven seven forty four, what he is? The phone number
to do it? You can send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. We'll get an update
on Menas's birthday month. Because now we are less than

(01:39):
a week away. Jeez, is birthdays coming up on Tuesday? Wow? Yeah,
we got the weekend audio coming up. Sea Bass will
have that for us, all the trending news headlines birthdays
part of our birthday. Let us in the world of
entertainment all coming up here on the Woody show Menace,
you were talking about Krispy Kreman, are they falling on

(02:00):
hard times? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
And their stock is way down stocks wo I just.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Read something about like Krispy Kreme may not survive. People
worship it.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I think they'll still always be around, but the popularity
has a dude obliterated.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, apparently they are in such an operating hole. First
of all, hole because they they tried all these different things.
They did that h not collab, but they did a
partnership with McDonald's, which they thought was going to be
and that created so much extra overhead and all that
it was a logistical nightmare. Uh. You see them trying

(02:37):
to move into other places, you know, you can see
them in the grocery stores and to check out. Yeah,
and they got away from and this is where people
screw up a lot of times. They get away from
the core of what they do, which was great, Yeah,
which was these stores and the hot doughnut sign that
was flashing. We still did that. No, they did that,
but I'm saying they got away from that. And when
they tried to expand, it's like kind of when things

(02:57):
fell apart because they added all these extra costs things
I just don't you know, and.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
It kind of waters down the brand, the urgency, the
exclusivity exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's a whole big article about how it was. It
was kind of kind of it was a screw up
for them, and they may not survive it. They may
be in a nosetive greg that they can't pull out.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
They've been mad mid they've have been and the worship
because of that, don't worship light. There's so much worship.
Give me a break.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
They're good in the store, but at the grocery store,
those boxes they're bad.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
I wouldn't just it wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Occur to me to get the I mean, I think
there used to be a worship break. I don't feel
like that that's the case anymore.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Because when you have somebody like the medic who say, yeah,
are they good? Sure their donuts, how can they be bad?
But then they say, oh, you gotta get the hot
when they're hot and they're glad.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, I feel like to me, it's like saying, okay,
you have you can have this fresh baked chocolate chip cookie,
or you can have one right out of the oven
fresh baked. The fresh baked is way back. That's what.
So that that that's what caused the worship. Do you
want to beer or do you want to iced cold?

Speaker 9 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Like I like though they feel like they're just so
light and they're hot and they just like melt in
your mouth. I don't worship, but I think.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
It's just liquid sugar. But here's another thing that I
heard some people talking about this and they say, also
like when it comes to like Duncan and then Starbucks,
they've added so many things for like competition, Like chrispy
Kreme really hasn't done that, you know, like you know
you go there for donuts, but like Duncan, like you

(04:32):
can go there every day because who's going and getting
donuts every day?

Speaker 10 (04:36):
You lived across from a Duncan and I never bought
a donut there once, but I would get coffee sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Tries. The coffee thing obviously, you never think about it.
They're not known for coffee that Duncans didn't. Yeah, Duncan
did a really great job of branding themselves for coffee.

Speaker 10 (04:54):
Here's the other thing too, This, this is what happens
to a lot of the brands. Is Krispy Kreme. Yes,
they were very good for a long time, notice worshiping then,
but a lot of the like custom and sorry they'll
have the custom donut shops blew up around the country.
Think of your Voodoo Donuts, which is not just a
Portland thing anymore. And so they kind of outshine.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, that started the same way that remember that you
went through the gourmet cupcake places had gourmet cookies crumbled and.

Speaker 10 (05:21):
There's so many of those shops around all kinds of cities.
Now that the Krispy Kreme isn't especial anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
The other people that kind of got away from who
they are and what they do. Cracker Barrel, I mean,
look at that whole disaster. What happened. Yeah, So the
the CEO because the whole like logo change and the refresh,
the remodel they were doing. The CEO says the redesign
was not about politics or ideology. Uh, just wants to
make it clear. They just wanted to be more visible
from highways and to appeal to younger customers. That's why

(05:48):
they changed the logo. Well it was about politics. Well
because you know, people tried to make it about I
forget what it was something about like the old guy
that was in the in the I forget what that.
I forget what the angle or the conspiracy theory on that.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
My favorite part about that is our customers demanded this change.
Then three days later when they did it, they're like,
our customers didn't demand That's.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
What radio stations say all the time, anytime they change
a format, they do anything like we heard did some
stupid manager I had an idea and it sucked. The
change was part of a seven hundred million dollars modernization planned,
and backlash from just all corners of the country on
the internet. It led to Cracker Barrel reversing cores, keeping
the old logo, pausing all the store remodels, and firing

(06:33):
the consulting firm behind the logo redesigned seven hundred million bucks.
But despite all the fuss, the company says they are
still focused on their turnaround plan, which does include menu updates,
digital upgrades, and loyalty perks, loyalty hard for Cracker. I
do like Cracker Barrel. It's always a good meal too. Yeah.
And that store man, you can get the Buckeyes. You

(06:54):
can get all your random crap. The country store you
get the rock and tears out front the game. I'm in.
I'm in Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send
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Show podcast listeners. It's menace.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
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Derby is so much more again this Saturday, October twenty fifth.
In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
All right, welcome back, yea. It is Thursday, October the
twenty third. Today's National iPod Day. Perfect for a throwback Thursday.
Oh yeah the iPod, Sure love the iPod. Menace is
National Croc Day. Although is that the Kroc as in
the footwear or Kroc as in crocodile dial interesting, probably
crocodile Well, no, no, it is October so yeah, yeah,

(08:03):
what do you mean? What does it mean?

Speaker 6 (08:04):
It's you rock out with your crock set?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Okay, cool? Do that? I didn't know that was the thing. Yeah.
Uh oh. We were talking about Duncan and some of
their delicious offerings. Dude, the Duncan Boston Cream donut. Oh man,
it's a National Boston Cream Pie Day. It's a National
paralegal Day. Sure, this is exciting. It's a national slap

(08:30):
your co worker day, power slap? Yeah, what does show
power slaph?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
I mean we've been pitching this in meetings and today's today.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
I mean, I'll let Sammy because I don't think it
would hurt.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
But like Morgan, didn't we somebody pitched an idea where
we were going to ask sea bass questions and if
he got it wrong, it would be kind of therapeutic
for Samy, like she gets to smack him across the
And he said no, no, I said, what's my benefit?
Like what do I get? Will you get to know?
If you're so smart you wouldn't get them, you wouldn'tet
them wrong anyway? Matter?

Speaker 10 (09:05):
And I can, I can do questions anytime? What's what's again?
There's no upside from me?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
How smart you are? Sorry, I don't know fun for
the show. What I'm saying is you got to give
give me the two sides of this thing. Be more
fun content. It's mold day, all day mole like yeah,
ante is swallows depart from San Juan Capistrano days a

(09:31):
mass migration where swallows. First of all, swallows flock and
nest inside San Juan Capistrano on or around the twenty third,
and then they returned to Argentina for the winter. That's
so hard, a babe, How do they know the date?
You gotta go? Birthdays? The port of birthday coming up
in a few minutes minutes. What's happening in the world
of entertainment?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Well, Jennifer Aniston revealed what she asked for after Friends
became a hit. Now, she heard through the grapevine that
you know, when your show becomes a it, that you
get free gifts, and she found out from other actors like, yeah,
they got televisions and vacations with private jets and all
kinds of stuff. So when they asked her what she wanted,
she said, a washroom, dryer. Just what do you mean

(10:15):
do you think she has expensive? This is like a
year one, you know, this is not like, no, I
believe her year twenty. I'm saying that she didn't ask
for the moon and the stars.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Maybe she's.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Know any better, though, I guess I've ever done. Like
your first negotiation was something and then you didn't know
any better, so you didn't really know what to ask
for it.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
And you're like, oh, I should have yes for more.

Speaker 11 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well there was there was a radio guy that I knew,
and this is this is a really big job, and
they wanted him really bad, and he was trying to
see how serious they were. And so when they asked him,
well you know, what's it going to take, he goes,
I want He lists like a super crazy expensive we're
talking like a four hundred thousand dollars luxury car, and

(10:57):
they're like all right, yeah, damn. And they sent them
to they set it up, they said, they sent him
to a dealership and again he just got to pick
it out. Wow, not for the day, not for the day. No,
that was that was like that's then he signed some
insane deal. Good for him.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, that's that happened to our friends Man Kim, their band,
and they're telling me about this gig that they just
really didn't want to do. So they just do something
like ridiculous at promoters and they said, Okay, well, I
guess we're going to do it.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
And that's the thing. He didn't even think that they
were going to do it, and they did it. And
he has it and he says he like never drives
it or rides it. What that man grew up to be?

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Greg That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's the power
of negotiation, you know. All right, Dwayne the Rock Johnson,
his latest movie, which will be Jumanji three, is in
production and we've all been waiting for it. Jumanji actually
is a two billion dollar franchise and they are the

(11:55):
beneficiaries of the new California tax credit because you know,
everybody's gone all over the country to go shoot movies.
Now we just get a beneficiary at a menace and
sound yeah you did. And so everyone's shooting all these
movies all over the country, and then Hollywood is losing
out and they're not you shooting movies in Hollywood or
California anymore. So they're getting a text credit of fifty

(12:16):
three million dollars on this movie.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
So why did it take so long to figure that out?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
To make it cheaper to make movies in California?

Speaker 7 (12:22):
I don't know what I mean, Like everybody left, everybody
is gone.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's like, oh wait a second, maybe we should make
it affordable. What do they call it? It's some kind
of thing where you are so like overconfident.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Yeah that people stick around.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, like that you become delusional, right and I don't
know an they'll never whatever, and so people basically call
your bluff right and they do it.

Speaker 9 (12:46):
See it.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
There's a term and I can't think of the term.
It's too early Hubris. Yeah, yeah, like I would know
a word like that. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about.
Menace Hubris, Huberris. You heard it, right.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
But it's just like now all these yes, they've been
going everywhere else for years now, like Nevada, They've in Atlanta, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Pittsburgh, shoot a bunch of stuff. Are they going to
come back? No?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
I mean, I mean, fifty three million dollars is a
big tax credit.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I mean it could it could be interesting because they
already have built an infrastructure in California, Hollywood or whatever.
And if that's where the majority of the cast, the crew,
the whoever, they don't have to move a production somewhere
to be on location. That could then save them some money.
But like is it enough of a break from what
they used to charge people?

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Well, and once you're already set up, Like isn't it
Marvel that's all set up in Atlanta? Like that's all
like they're done.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, well there was there was something about like there's
a thing in Los Angeles. It's called film La, I think,
and like even if you like, let's say Sea Bass
and I we're going to just shoot something, we'd have
to go and get something from them on our own
street to shoot something. If we're going to use it
to make out some kind of film, that's technically I'm
sure plenty of people do it without doing that, but

(13:58):
that's what you're supposed to do. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
I was listening to James Gunn do an interview with
Tom Segura on their podcast, and I guess James Gunn
he set up like a whole thing in Charleston where
that's he moved all his production there. Yea, so like
he convinced all his editors, all his like camera people,
everybody that he's ever worked with just to move to
Charleston and now they just have like a big compound

(14:21):
that they that's awesome there.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
So that's that's pretty cool, all right.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
A judge has thrown out for the second time. This
happened a little while ago, but we didn't talk about it.
So I thought i'd bring it up. That kid that
was on the cover of the Nirvana album.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a child pornography and then
uh they said, nah, dog, sorry, it's not a child
pornography and you're not gonna get any money off that dude.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
That album came out in nineteen ninety one, and I
do remember when I saw it for the very first time.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
You thought it was hilarious. I was like, ew gross.
You were like, ooh gross, or you thought because you
thought winners were hilarious. Now it's just like, is that
something you grew into?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
I grew into and it's adult wieners that are hilarious. Yeah,
Because I remember seeing it in the record store, I'm like,
why is there a naked baby on this?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Do you think he grew up to have a big
penis greg? I wonder? I have no idea, like did
he just keep growing and his penis stayed the same,
or do you think like you know, he ended up
it was like some big hots and anybody. I don't know.
I'm trying. That's what you should do. Yeah, you should
do only fans.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, I'm trying to picture the cover. But remember, menace,
you brought up that thing called penis amnesia, which is
a real thing. You don't remember penises.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
You don't remember that.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I can cover, of course I do, but I can't
picture it right now in Yeah, I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Here, look like I theorized as to if he grew
up to be a shower.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
He was a shower in the photos, a baby shower. Okay,
all right, timed out for your birthdays.

Speaker 11 (16:00):
We're gonna.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
We're gonna sit and you know you.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Don't a baby show. Yeah, yeah, I google googled it.
Yeah he's probably hung today. Thank you for a baby
in a pool, agreed.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, I'm saying, probably bigger than some micro penis men right,
Probably a baby as a like an infant. Yeah, hey,
check out the penis for yourself. Just break out that
album card. Yeah, check it out.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
And then there's a picture of the kid as an
adult recreating the pose. He's wearing a bathing suit of horse.
So how distraught.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Can he be?

Speaker 7 (16:36):
How he's exploiting his own fame.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
We'll start with your celebrity birthdays. Ryan Reynolds is forty
nine years old today. You got weird Al Yankovic, who
is sixty six. Amelia Clark from Game of Thrones is
thirty nine. Nick Bosa, the defensive end for Greg's forty nine.
Hell yeah, I love Nick Bosa, who was out for
the season with a torn aco along with basically everybody else.
He's a twenty eight years old today. Old school NFL

(17:02):
quarterback Doug Flutie, the Doug Ster, the Flute Store. He's
sixty three today. Dwight Yoakum is guess how old today? Greg.
I'm just throwing this out there. Sixty nine is so
good at this game. You're you know, you always get
it right. It's weird. Let's see you got a man
of Seinberg Steinberg Rue and the Hunger Games. Okay, yeah, sure,

(17:23):
real twenty seven. I've never seen the Hunger Games, but
I know it's big. She's a good little I actually
think you'd like it. You know who that is?

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Should I keep including her in.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Future Okay, the only thing I've ever heard of her.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
In She's Out Okay, ang Lee the Director. Yeah, prouty,
tiger hitting butthole Life of High The Hulk Broke Back
Mountain seventy one today and Ireland Baldwin only mentioning because
it's Alec Baldwin's rude, thoughtless little pig daughter that bitch,
remember she laughs about that. Now, that was such a
scandal in that pitch. Yeah, it shows how frustrated you

(17:56):
get with your kids. Uh huh, yeah at different times. Anyway,
She's thirty years old today. Your porno birthday is Riley
Starr and today's birthday Girl. She was voted by her
classmates most likely to suck seed get It, and she
has proved that correct in four hundred and twenty five films,
including two Tongues Means Twice The Rimming Volume one. She

(18:17):
was in Boss Cher's Wife with Hot Secretary, also one
of genus favorite It's as big as her forearm right,
Oh my god. She was in Servicing Peter's Peter also
Contractor Lays Pipe Volume one. She was in Dildo Focus
Group Starts threesome that tends to happen and who can
forget her unforgettable role and a picture is worth a

(18:38):
thousand whrees. Yeah, God, that's a Riley Star.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
Most fun item on her Amazon wish list, she has
a Pokemon six and forty eight piece Poky center. When
you build a little pokey center for your Pokemon, Okay,
and they play Pokemon on that alright, yepkay, it's all
legos Man.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
You play Lego. She's twenty nine years old today. And
at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that Thursday
morning pre Friday, look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment here on the Woodies Show, wood Show, Welbo
Mac a throwback Thursday. It is the Woody Show. Got

(19:23):
the phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodies sent
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Woodies Show this morning. Yeah, on a throwback Thursday topic.
You know, technology, it's changed a lot, Yeah, in the
last thirty years, so much so that there are a

(19:43):
ton of things that people did back then that no
one would even have to worry about doing now. These
are some things, some nineties things that people did that
we don't have to do now, Like get off the
phone so somebody could use it. That was always a thing.
Or like you couldn't be on the phone if you
were online, yeah, because it would knock you offlines exactly.

(20:04):
Ladies aren't wearing pantyhose to work. I don't even remember
the last time I saw a woman wearing that. Do
they still sell those? I don't know? Yeah, are they
still like the little egg eggs? I don't know, stand
in line to buy tickets for anything? I kind of
miss that I missed physical ticket.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, me too, saved the stub up to the window.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, I slightly think that's going to come back a
little bit because of at least people that are throwing
events that want to try to get away from scalpers.
But yeah, who says that they physical tickets. Somebody can't
just like buy the tickets and then go I'm supped.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
There hasn't been a class actually lawsuit because there has
to be some kind of disability or some kind of
thing where like I have to I have to own
a smartphone to come to your event. Yeah that that
doesn't seem that that'll seem right.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I want to stay off the grid. Things people do
back in the nineties they don't do now. Banging erasers together,
get the chalk off, yeah, clapping a razor has Schools
don't have actual chalkboards. They're all they're all whiteboards. Or
even more so now they have these smartboards, which are crazy.
They'll show video they can do it's crazy. Wow. Yeah,
it's pretty neat printing off driving directions like quest. Back

(21:18):
when I first started in radio, I worked in the
promotions department. I was an intern, and we have to
go with all these dumb little events and set up
the prize wheel and the tent and stuff like that.
Had no idea where some of these places were, and
so you know, you either get like handwritten directions from
somebody in the office who worked or lived in that
area before, or you know, when map quest came around,
then you start printing that stuff off and you're like, wow,

(21:39):
this is awesome. This is the future and garment. No
more getting up to change the channel or prying Uh
oh yeah, dude, what about the typing out essays and
work documents using a library or just like a shared computer. Yeah,
you have a word process or you're lucky rewinding VHS tapes.

(22:02):
We had a rewinder cutting out coupons. I do that.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Cut them out.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yeah, they made for my grocery store right on, and
they're custom for the things I buy. So it's like,
why would I not save a couple of books?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Lucky? Is that right? Yeah? Do people still do? Do
stores still do double coupons?

Speaker 8 (22:21):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
It means like certain days of the week, it's like it's.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
I guess there's deals like Fridays, there's more points that
you can get.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I thought they got rid of all the cup I
thought it was just like you had the Shopper's Advantage
card or whatever. The hell. Yeah, it's all that stuff
that you throw away in the mail. Yeah, go through it.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
But they really cracked down on the coupons ever since
Extreme Coupon and came out and everyone found out about.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
It, Like, you can't really double up the way you
used to be able to do. And some of the
people in the nineties doing this stuff. Greg probably still
does this, licking stamps and using envelopes. I do, I
do it. I don't lick them. I buy the forever
ones that are stickers. But you lick the envelope. I
don't how else would you close it?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
I like it and tape it.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
The bitch be trippings. I was going through that whole
phase where I was cleaning out different areas of the house, right,
and I had all this stuff. I set it aside.
I'm like, this can it doesn't belong here, but does
belong somewhere else. And so my wife comes in. She goes, oh,
you're getting rid of all this stuff. I go, no, no, no,
we can use these. She goes, well, these are old
and there were stamps. I go they're called forever stamps.
The name. I go, yeah, so like they don't expire,

(23:22):
Like we can hold onto these for fifty years. And
let's just say, in fifty years from now, if we're
alive and we want to mail something, and if the
mail is still a thing, you could put this on
it and they will send it. They go back, yeah, oh,
oh okay.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
She she just loves to buy and then throw things away,
like she's like she needs to keep keep things coming,
keep things going out.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
We went through a while there where it's like getting
rid of things that we would still use, but I
get things that you don't use. But I go, hey,
where's the you know, like the thing that like cores
the like an Apple corp. We have those? And I go,
whatever happened to Oh? I threw that away? Watches? I
never I never used Oh you never use it? Throw
it away? Yeah, And so I went out and I

(24:09):
bought another one because I used it. The kids would use.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
It, so well, Yeah, I don't use it like throwing
things away just to like I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I don't. She used every last kitchen gadget. Right, That's
what I said. We have plenty of that. We don't
use it away, right. Is this the woman who bought
the microwave s'mores maker? Uh? No, I want that though. No,
she didn't buy a MiG you were. She was telling
us something about something she bought where you like, you know,
crackers in No. My uh my friend Tony that we
talked about quite he bought that case of dia maker

(24:40):
my parents by the way. Yeah, yeah, it looks like
a George Foreman kind of get those lines in the
dammit you need something to like you can trace with
the knife where to cut a case of Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Wood set us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. You were here now

(25:04):
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here, going
us your valuable time today. I'm Woodie. That is Greg Gory,
all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a menace her birthday
month boy. Yes. Uh, there's Morgan. She's our associate producer, Sammy,

(25:27):
you're gonna turn your micro on here, Morgan, hold on, hell,
there we go. I'm executive producer. There's Gina Grant. We
got sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven. Email email at the woodieshow dot com,
which is where this whole conversation started. Recently, we had
that email at Gabriella I think it was the mom

(25:49):
and she had that situation with her her son got
busted with a burner phone and it turns out that
it was purchased by the mother of the girl of
the girlfriend that they were trying to keep him away
from and sneaking out of the house and doing the
whole thing. Yeah, So she's like kind of at her
wits end, not sure what to do, was asking for

(26:10):
some advice, and listeners had a lot of good advice,
one of which was to you know, get the cops
involved corruption of a minor and dangerment. It was like, yeah,
in the middle of the night, she's like ubering him
to it's the the girlfriends peeping out your own daughter,
and it's so weird, so crazy. Anyway, we got a
lot of feedback on just in Jettle. Somebody said, restraining order,

(26:31):
you can look into something like that. It's just tough, man.
When I mean as a as a father of a
sixteen year old son, her son I believe was fifteen,
sixteen year old son, it's tough because they're independent in
so many ways. And I mean, this is a person
who's able to drive, and they're in high school and
while they're not adults and they're not fully developed yet,

(26:51):
they're still dumb af they are. It's it's, you know,
it's just difficult to navigate a situation. It's not as
easy as when they were like sick, right, you know,
and you say no and no dessert and you go
to bed early, listen and that's that, you know, and
things like that. Anyway, so we got one of these
after hours voicemails from somebody who wanted to share their
story of you know, they're difficult and this is gonna

(27:14):
make your ovaries just like shrivel up and die, ladies
and fellas. It's gonna make you swear off any idea
of you know, dumping one inside and trying to have
a baby. Just Joe, Yeah, just Joe. Nothing wrong with
you know, putting in other places. You don't have to
put it there, you don't have to make a baby.
You can be very experimental. Yeah. So here's the after
hours voicemail in response to that listener's email story.

Speaker 13 (27:37):
Hello calling because I was listening to Gabrielle's story and
I had a daughter who was dating a boy who
was doing similar things. He got expelled from the school
they were at. Burn her phone after I took away
all of her devices. She couldn't talk to him anymore.

(27:57):
She ended up trying to kill herself twice or the relationship,
and I had her put in the mental hospital. After
she came out, she's still found ways talking to him.

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (28:07):
The police were no health at all because she was
almost eighteen, so they said, oh, well she's almost eighteen,
so in a few months she's going to be able
to do what she wants anyway, which she ended up doing.
It's gonna she started eighteen, she moved out within with him.
I ended up getting calls in the middle of the
night twice to go pick her up from the house
because they have got specifical altercations. But she finally brought

(28:31):
up with him that she was waving with him for
almost a year and didn't talk to me the entire time,
expect when she needed something. And she finally did break
up with him, and then she moved back home. Everything
was going good.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Okay, so everything was going good to this thing. Did
it stay good? They broke up? Did it stay did
it stay good?

Speaker 9 (28:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
No? No, no, no, no, okay, everybody's guesses. No, all right,
let's find out.

Speaker 13 (28:59):
Everything was good. Then he killed himself.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, the boyfriend killed himself. Yeah, God, so she I
guess had tried a couple times during their religions because
it was that good. Uh huh. And then now they
break up and everything else that the boyfriend ends up
actually killing himself, and then his family.

Speaker 13 (29:20):
Blamed her for breaking up with him and that's why
he killed himself. And then everything was okay with her
for a while. But then she got a new boyfriend
who wasn't a bad certain, but she was able to
take complete controllers of the relations. Orphant make him believe
we were these horrible parents and this and that, because
we wanted her to clean up after herself at home,

(29:41):
take care of her responsibility, and stopped constantly disrespecting everyone
in the house, which is being made my husband treating
up like gardens all the time. Well, her boyfriend believed
everything she said, and then she ended up moving out again.
I haven't talked to her in office for eighteen months
because you ready for people that never cared about her,

(30:02):
never should care of her, and she even had a
baby with him, And I haven't even seen my granddaughter.
So that's pretty much if they can't get the son
to start making good decisions for herself, like that's pretty
much what they have the listener they were too. Therapy
didn't help, the police, DI didn't help, nothing help, and

(30:23):
nothing is still helping. And I can't even call her
and talk to her, and I don't even get to
see her in Yes, So I wanted to write, you know,
from someone sorry all through this and it's still going
through this that accuse her okay, love everybody, bye bye bye.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
So that's called this is why you say, and people
you can argue with me, so you're blue in the
face about while osby you can love your kids, but
you can hate being a parent, And that right there,
I think paints it perfectly. Yeah, she loves this girl,
she loves her daughter, but you think she likes any
of that going through any of that? That's the parenting part. Aunts, uncles,

(31:06):
you don't have to deal with that stuff. You may
get called in to try to like intervene and have
a conversation, but you, as the parent, you are on
the line on that one for life. Right. So that's
why the whole idea of like you love your kids,
but you hate being a parent, that's what that is
right there.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
It's that because you can do everything right as a parent,
and the kid, yeah, does it sucks?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
My thing is trying to constantly interact with that. Does
that even help at all?

Speaker 14 (31:32):
You know?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Does that change anything? It's not like they're gonna the
kid is gonna wake up one day and go, you
know what, Mom, yesterday, you're absolutely right, I'm gonna turn
everything around. It just takes time and then they have
to realize themselves, like, hey, why am I living this way?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I don't have to. That's why I've told my son
a number of times. I'm like, man, I can sit
here and give you all the advice. You're either gonna
take it or leave it. Part of me just needn't
want you to go through it because you'll have to
experience it to really understand it. Yeah, you're not gonna
You're not gonna get it until you fall in your face.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I know this sucks. Yeah, I know
it sucks.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
And your parent you want to save them and you
want to keep them from all these bad things happening,
but they might just have to go through it because
they're not going to listen.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
A non parent.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Here's my part that I don't understand. Lots of families
have a black sheep in the family, and I'm not
talking to somebody who's just kind of an a hole.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I'm talking about people who.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Are like drug adds, destruct, thieves in and out of jail,
rob their own relatives, you know, bad people. If that
person was in my life and was my kid, just
because he came out of my sperm, I could see
myself saying, you know what, I don't love you. I
really could.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yeah, like I love you, but I I don't know
what it's like. The other thing, Yeah that the other
thought that comes up is you know you you love them,
but you don't like them. Yeah, I love you, but
right now I don't like you, and I love you
only because your family.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
So Greg, I've noticed with people like the black sheep
of the family, they're always babied, They're always.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Everybody else and the family.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yeah, the family like does everything for them and like, dude,
why acting like garbage.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
It's like there the whole family is like held hostage.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, I hate this stuff. Doesn't sound like she was
doing anything right as a parent. Really, it sounds like
she was doing everything she could. There was therapy, she
took away all the phone. She tried to keep this
girl away from this guy. Like that's why she related
so much to Gabrielle's email. That's the thing, you, it's
really easy to be, uh, you know, a backseat driver, right,

(33:46):
Like I would never let my kid cry in an airplane,
okay or in that situation, Like what are you gonna do?
That's what you should drive me crazy when you hear
remember the show love line of course, doctor Drew and
Adam Carolla like it was always the parent's fault from
doctor was always the parents. And I remember saying the
doctor drew at one point, I said, don't you think
it's possible that she's just a whore? And the parents

(34:08):
were great parents, and she tried section She's like, man,
this is great and she and she went all in
on it. I had nothing to do with the parents
were good parents, they taught her right and whatever. But like, man,
she got a little taste of horror and she loved it.
I had nothing to do with anything that the parents
did or didn't do. He wasn't buying it because he
believes that everything there must be some type of trauma

(34:30):
or some type of addiction or some type of.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
I totally disagree, because one if it's a kid and
he's out and he finds what seabast and I call
creek porn, like you find a magazine by the creek
and that's where you learn stuff from.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Yeah, it's your parents and bought you totally yeah smut, Yeah,
exactly what's that? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're dealing
with all that. That that blows, but also very helpful
for anybody out there. I mean, you know, I take
comfort even knowing that you're not You're not alone in this,
in this struggle, in this, in this world of parenting,

(35:05):
parenting is an impossible job. Seven one four texting over
absolutely right. I could see myself writing people off. You
guys are describing my brother, says the seven one four.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.
Trending news headlines coming up for you. Next, Gina Grad's
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Speaker 15 (35:38):
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Speaker 4 (35:46):
Now show and let's go check in with Gina Grad.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
But we have another update with the lou jewelry heist.
Cops say they found traces of DNA left on the
stuff like helmets and gloods.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Kind of DNA. Wasn't like we're going to steal this.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I'm gonna line drive on right into this tiara.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
We're so getting away with these guys. We're never gonna
find this. It's gonna be ruly. Are you sure it
was it?

Speaker 9 (36:22):
You guys?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
If I had that kind of jewelry, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Going to get a match with that DNA. In the meantime,
the Loop director spoke to the French Senate and called
the museum's perimeter security a terrible failure.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
She also said that.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
While the internal the insight alarms and cameras were fine,
the external camera completely missed where the thieves broke in,
and she stressed that the museums now committed to beefing
up their security. They may even add an on site
police station. And she submitted a resignation, but it was refused,
so I guess they didn't blame her. Great question. NFL

(36:59):
can Missioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at the
annual Fall Owners Meeting and said the league has no
plans to change this year's Super Bowl halftime act with
Bad Bunny.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Did anybody think they really would know? I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Well.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Some people got all crazy about Bad Bunny performing City's
not American despite being from Puerto Rico, and others are
pissed that he sings in Spanish, but Goodell says that
the halftime decision every year is carefully thought through, and
says they've never selected an artist that didn't have some
sort of blowback or criticism.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
So does everybody move on? I still cannot, for the
life of me, understand why anybody truly cares of who
performs at the half like you either like them or
you don't. It's fine, it's gonna be something different every year.
You're not gonna like it every year. It's just part
of the whole thing. It's like it's before Sunday. Well,
that's the thing. It's the halftime show is it's not

(37:51):
the whole event.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Well, I have a question for hardcore football fans, and
I assume that's most of you. So you're watching the
game and it's a big deal, and then the halftime
show comes on, and are you are you still sitting
there watching it?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I watched it as a fan, like as a as
a fan of the game. I'm there for the game.
I don't care about the national anthem, who sings it.
I don't care about halftime stuff. If I happen to be,
you know, around, I'll watch it. But typically that's what
I'm doing my socializing because when I'm not watching the game.
I'm watching the commercials and so, and when the game's on,
I'm not socializing. That's my point.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I'm watching the game.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
Football fans who care about the halftime.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Show something to complain about.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Exactly well, the Mega Million's jackpots still climbing after there
was no winner from Tuesday. One person in Illinois did
win a cool three million for matching all five.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Okay, so much, so much, not just confetti, not like
jewel heist ribbon, but like pretty good three million from
the window to the wall. I'll take it so much.
Ribbons if I won that, you never heard, really.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Get it? I got the image ribbon.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Craig and I have been making that same joke for
two decades now, Yeah, twenty years. Yeah, I whipped the
ribbon out. Yeah that's hot.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
So the jackpots now, it's six hundred and eighty million.
That's the ninth largest spot Yeah, in Mega Million's history.
If you win and take the up sum, though, don't
get too excited. You only get three one hundred and
eighteen million, And keep in mind the odds of winning
the jackpot are one in about three hundred million, according
to experts, so you're saying there's a chance. And the
San Francisco Giants have made history. They're the first MLB

(39:36):
team to ever name a college coach as their manager
with zero prior MLB experience. The Giants needed a new
manager decided to go with University of Tennessee baseball coach
Tony Bottello. It's the first time that a Major League
baseball team is hired a coach with no big league experience,
but Bottello led Tennessee to a National championship two years
ago and says he's excited to take on the challenge,

(39:58):
feels grateful for the opportunity.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Do you so we'll see what what's the difference? I mean,
every once in a while they'll hire a former player, right,
like a Mike Matheeni, you know, the Aaron Boone. They
hire these guys.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Yeah, it's college baseball different from.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Are the rules different? Yeah? Do you go backwards? I'm
not sure how, but like I'd be interested to know
what are they paying this guy compared to what the
average salary is for a first time manager. Is this
kind of like what radio does or what all these
other industries do? They'll take somebody with less experience and
use that as an excuse to pay them less than
what you know they're paying other people in a similar position.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Very good points, Well a few. I don't know that answer, Yeah,
but that does seem likely. A few weeks back, did
he was sentences, you know, to four years in prison
for charges of transportation to engage in prostitutions.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I know, it's still hard to hear.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
I know.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Apparently things are not going very well. According to one
of Diddy's friends, he just survived an alleged prison attack
where he allegedly woke up with a knife to his throat.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Well, yeah, exactly, yeah, did it? Did it? Yeah? Did?

Speaker 7 (40:59):
These lawyers can earned it, and says that a guard
was able to stop everything before anything even crazier went down.
The friend also thinks the encounter was meant to send
a message over an actual attempt on did his life,
but his lawyers now.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Very worried about his safety. Guys, guys, Yeah, the conspiracy theory,
we would say that the lawyers, the Diddy team set
that up.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Aid someone.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, and then they can use that as an excuse
to say we're worried about his safety.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Yeah, right, what's it called to commute the sentence or
to what is he asking Trump for?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I thought commute our commute was like it not expunged,
but like get a changed from prison time to house arrest.
Is that we're talking about, signy.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
I can't think of that.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I don't know. Okay, well, and that's criminals.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I don't have a lot of totally redundant to say,
you're worried about his safety. Any lawyer or family member
or loved one is going to worry about the safety
of somebody behind bars.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Right, someone you're paying to worry about your safety.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
We're worried about the safety of the public. That's why
he's in there. Exactly weird argument from someone who's such
a fan. She holds you.

Speaker 11 (42:10):
Well.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
The folks at General Motors say they're planning to offer
not just hands free driving, but eyes off driving.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Did you see the video? I saw the headline, so
Our Tech corresponded here in the Woody Show, rich Demiro
rich on Tech. We have to schedule another segment with
because there's so much to catch up on. He was
just in New York where they unveiled this thing, and
it looks super cool. It's what Menace has been wanting.
So this is not hands free, this is eyes off
the road, So eyes off driving with this new escalade.

(42:42):
And I think it was the Hunger Games. They're they're
playing something on the big display in the middle of
the dash and they're telling you straight up you don't
have to watch the road. Yeah, do whatever. Yeah, that's
what men has been asking for. It's the escalade, i Q.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
That's that's the one. And in the meantime, GM will
be rolling out conversational AI in cars starting next year
using Google Gemini.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Oh you have a friend. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
The goal exactly is for drivers field to plan roots,
text people even develop their own AI. They want to
develop their own AI that hones it on each driver's
personal habit.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
So it's like, you love driving, buddy, because my current
AI is dumb as hell. Man, and the chat GBT
that I've been trying to use in the car, I'm like,
I know the answer is wrong that you're giving me,
and they go, oh, sorry about that, Sorry, buddy. I
looked into it further and you're correct.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
But there's a whole video on rich de Muro's at
rich on Tech. Yeah you could you could see the
whole thing. Dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I do have Well,
now I was gonna remember that be a man guy.
Yeah yeah, okay, so yeah he's like this Boston dude
or whatever. He had something about, oh yeah about navigation

(43:57):
in car navigation, right, this is pretty fun sing that
avigation on your car to a man's voice.

Speaker 11 (44:02):
Never take directions from a woman.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
It's a stupid.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
That's well, there's been a new discossi of This is funny.
New discovery out in Montana signed to say they've discovered
a new species of dinosaur. They're calling it Bronto Thols,
Harmony and then harmonious. The dinos, thought to have lived
seventy five million years ago during the Late Crestaceous period,
was part of a family that menace. I gave you

(44:33):
a piece of paper. Maybe you can help us pronounce
the family.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
It was part of oh family. Yeah to Buch you
a six year old boy would be able to say it,
because these six year old boys love dinosaurs. We went
through that.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Wow as twenty letters. So it's the pincious Sonori.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
A Derney adorney. He got it.

Speaker 16 (44:59):
There's any of us patchy Seplosaurida.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
That's very close, all right, Greg, did you I haven't
seen and.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Better uh pachy cephala day, Yeah, that's what I was.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, right, sophalous. Absolutely syphilis.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
It sounds like it sounds like a Harry Potter spell. Yeah,
it doesn't sound like English. But other things we know
about this guy. It seemed to have been a ten
foot long herbivore that walked on two legs, had a big,
old dome shaped head. So got new data hour and
that's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
All right, Thank you very much. Gino grad got it.
But this one. Don't take medicine when you're sick. Just
keep on coughing and complaining about it.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
Be a man.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yeah, my guest voice is a man. It's like an
Australian man. I just changed it because I was sick
of the serie voice lady, and so I changed it
to you, British lady. I did. It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Somebody sneezes say god bleush, you almost shut.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
The up, That's what I'm saying. Be a man.

Speaker 17 (46:19):
Yeah, it's a show.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
So Hall of Fame pitcher Randy Johnson remember the big units.
Oh damn, we had the big dumper. Yeah, back in
the day, he was the big unit, I'd rather tall dude.
He uh, he threw a pitch one time it hit
a bird. It just and the thing like exploded. And

(46:49):
and now he's like a professional photographer. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's had a lot of big sporting events. I mean,
he's really good and he's well respected within the photography
world and really yeah, that's what he's been doing in
his retirement. He also goes around signing autographs at different things,
different you know, uh signing events, And he did one
of those and one of the fans asked him to
sign a jersey and he denied the fan. Not because

(47:13):
Randy Johnson's dick, As a matter of fact, it's the opposite.
It's actually a very caring and thoughtful reason why he
doesn't do it. And so here he is explaining to
one of the fans why he won't sign jerseys for people.
Randy Johnson.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
One thing that I don't sign because the one thing
that didn't raised money for charities. Why charity and some
other people's charity, because there's not a lot of them
sloating out there. I was doing this way back and
there's very long time ago. So yeah, thanks to ask
why because one thing I mean, everything else there's signed,

(47:49):
but one thing that might raise a little bit more
money for a charity.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah. So there's not a lot of these sign jerseys
out there with him exactly right, So he saves out
or he really wants to make a you know, impact
with the charity, which that's when he'll only sign a jersey.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
I hear it's impossible to get Dave Groll to sign
a guitar, right because he says that he's not a
good guitar player.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Well, I don't know, Dave, if you're a great I hear.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
He doesn't sign him. He doesn't sign him. But you
know who's also super into photography is marshaw Lynch, Masha
mashaw l Lynch.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah, he's a super into it all right. So who
who does he? Who does he sound like?

Speaker 11 (48:37):
You?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Guys? I I can tell you. I know who Randy
Johnson is. I've known who Randy Johnson is. I don't
know if I ever heard him speak until this clip, Like,
who does he sound like? Think about it?

Speaker 11 (48:49):
One thing that I don't sign because one of the
things that he can raise money for charities my charity
and charity because.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
There's not a lot of them floating out there. Okay,
I'm I'm kind of getting a hint of two different people. Okay.
One is she puts the lotion in the basket, Okay,
on its skin. It does this whenever it's toll mister,
my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're asking for,
they'll pay it. It rubs the lotion on its skin

(49:22):
or else it gets the hose. Agaarrett, you let me
go on home Press charges up put the back. I
don't sign Jersey. Yeah, you definitely sound like it was
like we've blurred out their name and voice to protect
their little bit.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yeah, but there's one like other internet clip that it
sounds like yeah, no ya on the first thing I
thought of, and then dumb ass tilers like great, that's
that's that's all I'm gonna hear.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Now, Absolutely, yeah, it's it's dead on. I heard it.
Apparently Dave Grohl doesn't sign anything, not just guitar.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Oh really yeah, he thinks he's a bad everything.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Well because people will just sell them. Yeah. So yeah,
I get that you're watched Silence of Land. Everybody's here
seen that that movie. I took an entire college class
on it. My wife just told me the other day.
She plans to watch it for the first time, the
first time between now and UH and Halloween. She's never
seen it. Well, we all have that. But what's I said,

(50:22):
I hadn't seen sixteen Candles right, yeah, so good.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
Yeah, she's gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
I know how much you love musicals.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
I love musicals.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
How about the silence of the lamb musical? It's told
run gets the hose wornet Ston's one more thing, A
simple littles in the basket.

Speaker 11 (50:54):
In the basket, all these stupid women are the same.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Helps me not to think of their ass, you man,
so I call them instead of by their names.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
Mister, Please, no more abuse.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
See there's no excuse. The family's probably wondering where Robbies.

Speaker 13 (51:18):
You.

Speaker 10 (51:19):
So your skin gets lost up drying on your big
friend most just put on your skin.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Yeah, you can watch it sometimes, you can check it out. Yeah,
I need tickets. Yeah, put lotion into bash.

Speaker 11 (51:31):
Is one thing that I don't sign because the one
thing that you can raise money for charities money on.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Charity from here right absolutely denominated the fact that much
of the word morons is pretty good.

Speaker 14 (51:47):
Show you killed on a New Hour insensitivity for a
politically correct world, I'm one.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
That's great gory. We got menaced grad Good morning to you.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Sea Bass is here. Oh yeah, we got Sammy, we
got Morgan. Phones are open eight seven seven. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eighty
seven if you like check in with us. But we
are checking in with Sea Bass. Who's got this week?
In audio?

Speaker 10 (52:17):
Via the form of our original trademark game, who dis
you'll get music from a popular known artist.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
You know this name? Does it have to be a musician?
Could just be a celebrity of some kind, right.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
Eh, Mike become a note? Yes, yeah, it's a person
a name of notes. This is their news song dream
as one?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Who is okay? Who is even through the asm? Scott
my dream? You know it is Miley Cyrus. But what sucks?

Speaker 6 (52:53):
It definitely sounds like it's a musical for like soundtracks and.

Speaker 10 (52:58):
Listen, Gray, you're doing a great job because it is
Miley Cyrus's new song for Yes, the next Avatar movie.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
And she thought it couldn't suck anymore.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
She sounds like Tricia Patus for anyone who knows.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Her voice for me is nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Smoky I don't like Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I don't like Miley Cyrus's boys. Yuck. Well, you don't
like their speaking voices, and the speaking voices either sound
like dudes. I just parted, not body whatever. So you
who knew we were having yet another Avatar movie? That people?

Speaker 10 (53:38):
I guess none who knew they've been hyping it. Yeah,
they've been hyping Avatar in general for fifteen years. But
I did no idea that third Avatar movie was out
and we're gonna pretend we follow this series again.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah, but never never saw a frame of it. I
mean obviously I know what it is. I heard the
rides dope.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Yeah, it is awesome at Disney in Orlando, for so,
in Orlando they have two rides for it. One is
like kind of like the was the Caribbean super boring.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
That one sucks.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
But the other one that's like virtual reality like VR,
that is awesome.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
All right, next level. I've not been on it, but
I have with it. Yeah, I check it out on
like Miley Cyrus's voice on, like Millay Syrus's voice. Yeah,
like if I ever had a boner that wouldn't go away,
like said, if a bonner lasts more than you go
see a doctor. Just put on Miley Cyrus' what do
you like a fangirl? For Mia?

Speaker 9 (54:27):
She's my number one.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
Really I would, honestly, that's the one girl I would
probably like scissors.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Clam slam with Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
Like I'm waiting for the day I see her in
the hall.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Really, I love it. This is not on her as
a person. That again, it's just how you know the voice.
I actually like her voice too.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
But Morgan, I think she'd be down because remember she
did that cover with Ariana Grande. Was like flirting with
her the whole time.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I thought she was like a part time lesbian. Yeah,
I think she is part of Miley Cyrus. She has
a blast. I think she has a category lesbian for
attention because that's like what's her face? The the other
the chick with the bows, what's her name? Yeah, I
mean part time lesbian. You probably hate her voice. I

(55:11):
guess I'm jojo.

Speaker 9 (55:13):
Yes, she's actually worse.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
I can't. I can't place her voice. My daughter, my
daughter at one point was into all the bows when
those when that was a big thing. She's a yeller,
she always yelled.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
She drives down with her face on the outside of
her car.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
In case you're not sure.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
A right this week and audio, this one is specifically
for Sammy that we've got before Halloween. Our first Christmas
song has been released. More on Christmas is started. But
it's they're doing it. There's doing a normal, like a classic.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
What do they call this? A standard? Okay, Christmas time
is here, Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
And she.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Should be the children Karen Carpenter Ai Karen Carpenter from
Beyond the title, and he guesses, I really do like
the vibe of the holiday season.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
This is the most depressing.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I don't like the obligation of the like with the little.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Kids, the Peanuts.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
That's right. I'm just gonna say, yeah, I'm just gonna
go like Katy Perry. I have no idea, Greg, you
are much closer it is Trisha yearwould I like her?
I like her cooking show, at least in the music
video that has to come with that song, either like cookies.

(56:42):
There's stations already playing Christmas. Yeah. I see the radio
industry news every morning, I get this newsletter or whatever,
and every day now it's the it's the daily thing
from now till one of all the stations that are
going on now. The earlier you go Christmas, that just
means is a complet eat format. Flip that station's gone
and everybody's been fired. Ye, merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
A couple of week scows like flipping around and there
was a station already on this crazy alright this weekend
audio A right, So this next one, I'm not gonna
lie much tougher.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
The name you do know?

Speaker 11 (57:14):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (57:14):
But and this is a musical artist. But she has
a new song about about AI called Artificial Angels.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Artificial Angels? Who is This is what it feels like
to be hunted by some face larder than to warn
you it's annoying, It's horrible.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Grass I see myself, Yeah, at a bar getting wasted, okay,
kind of like it is?

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Alright, Yes, is this a name like Paul Room would?
Now you know the name?

Speaker 11 (57:57):
You can?

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yes, I have a grass? Is it grime? What's what's
a guest rhymes?

Speaker 10 (58:04):
She's a weirdo experimental musical artist, as you can hear.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
She always has been. But yeah, I never knew. I
never knew her music said.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
It like real hate.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
I hate all the vocal parts of it, but I
like the music. Yeah, the music part.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
It's got the heavy industrial nine inch nail stuff that
Greg likes totally. She has a elon baby, which I like.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Oh dash pet. The gay bars are gonna love their
yeah yeah again. If you can just take out all
the yeah, we just take out all the singing, yeah,
it'd be cool. We can use that for a when
we come back from a commercial break, you know. So
it sounds like one of those things. You know, we're
gonna honor you with our coming back from commercial music.

(58:51):
But that's why the whole room know her name once
you said it. I know from the news, you know. Yeah.
All right, well, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll
come back. We've got some more Woody Show for you.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
How dumb are you? From the wood Show? Over you

(59:12):
right back? Welcome back, everybody. You recognize the song. This
is the song we were just playing by grinds it.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
I said, man, this would be really good if you
just took all the lyrics out of it and talk
about So I just stripped all.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
The vocals out of it.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
This sounds way better.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Yeah, see this doesn't sound bad the original. I'm saying,
we just get rid of all her vocals and stuff. Oh,
by the way, somebody got really mad that I don't
like Miley Cyrus's voice. Can you imagine being a fan
of something and just because somebody isn't also a fan
and says anything that, you know, whatever, taking this guy.
The audacity of the slam Miley's voice. I said, myle

(01:00:00):
Cyrus's voice is like nails on a chocolate And I
did point out, just for this for a record, that
this is nothing about her as a person or anything
like that. It's just it's just the voice. It's not
for me. The audacity to slam Miley's voice when we
all have to sit through hours of fart jokes, man
humor and a group of people that clearly hate each
other but play it up on the air just for

(01:00:20):
a chance of getting a couple of laughs in the morning,
is insane. Insane, especially when you're working in the music industry.
Non Morgan and Menace are the only ones with class.
Being an ahole for attention is worse than being a
lesbian for attention the place. Imagine getting like that invested

(01:00:40):
in fandom that city. They started off the text wrong though,
said have to listen to Yeah. Anyway, back to this
week and audio.

Speaker 10 (01:00:51):
And we got some more seasonal appropriate issues here with
pumpkin theft. Yes, people are stealing pumpkins, so well not well, okay,
we'll get into that. This is from Inside Edition, who's
got some audio from a man and a family whose
pumpkins were stolen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh no, America is being hit by a wave of
pumpkin porch pirates.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
So why all the pumpkin thefts?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
While prices could be a big reason, Just Grolo says,
this guy absconded with two pumpkins that her daughter Leah
had grown on the family's property in Michigan. How did
seven year old Leah feel?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Heartbroken? Heartbroken? Absconded, absconded, I don't what in context? Oh,
they stole them, I mean yeah, they took off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Says this guy absconded with two pumpkins that her daughter
Leah had grown on the family's property.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah, this is like, just say stole, yeah, just say yeah.
Gang just said that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Would be as much as four or five dollars. And
that's the thing, if you afford one, you should just
steal one walk up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
To a porch.

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
And this was, by the way, as we're about to hear,
this is an old man who just who drove his
car up, walked up to a porch, saw two pumpkins
at a residential neighborhood and said.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Those are for me. I'll be taking this here pumpkins again.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
So I'm just gonna well, abscond these Like okay, what
with the okay, what what is the actual purpose of
saying abscond instead of.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Just sound fancy? Yeah, well, also it's a variety a journalist,
God damn it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Because subscond also, but see, every word has subtexts, so
like abscond really means to take and and run away
with essentially, So like if Greg were to, let's say,
take your wallet off the desk, he wouldn't really be
absconding with it. He might be furtively placing it in
his front list. Then nobody understand what the hell you're
saying your story, then they have to google it. Well okay,

(01:02:51):
so they got They caught this guy on video, which
is why we have this story. Uh he they released
it to the local you know, neighborhood Facebook pages or
next door or whatever, and the dude showed up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Oh yeah, here's the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Mom says. The day after she posted the video, the
guy who took the pumpkins reappeared.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
He did bring back two big pumpkins, and then he
looked on the camera and he said, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Sorry, take that pumpkin pirates.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
There's this guy like in his seventies. He two separate
different pumpkins. Don't know what he did with the first ones.
He probably carved him. I knew I'd get caught. They
look good. Weird thing to do this weekend.

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
Audio speaking of spooky says, there's a reason to watch
one of those ghost hunting shows. I think the only
people who I know who watch ghosting shows are is
your aunt Chrissy. Oh she loves that stuff because I
don't know. I don't know why you watch it because
nothing ever happens. I guess what they've ever They never
found a ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I can't watch any of those. All it is is like,
did you hear that right night? Pitching cameras, so it
must be with a tape recorder. Where are you? And
then they play it back.

Speaker 10 (01:04:06):
I'm here like, okay, Well, something actually interesting happened happened
on one of those shows.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Uh, this is one.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
It's called ghost Adventures, and here is some some audio
of the show as well as a little voice over
to tell you about it.

Speaker 15 (01:04:17):
Suddenly, Aaron gets a notification on his phone and we
can sense something is wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
Dude, Okay, well the police are learning.

Speaker 15 (01:04:27):
But at this point we will not be showing any
further footage. But it is at this moment that Aaron
receives a call from the police that his wife has
been arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit murder by
hiring a hit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Man to have Aaron kill. That's a show.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
Yeah, we've had forty five seasons of people not by
the ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Ghost Adventures sounds okay, I'll watch that episode. Sounds better
than Goat Adventures is going to be the end of
Goat Adventures. Sounds way better. Okay, And then we're not
gonna talk about this further. Is what Sorry, this is
about to get interesting. Top the tape.

Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
Yeah, so this was apparently this has been unfolding in
court as this has been that was taped earlier of
the Ghosting Adventuring.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Yeah, it's a real thing. This was a hit man
on a guy who runs a ghosts hosts for all
his ghost money. In a case you're wondering good adventures
old clip that we played on the show. This guy, uh,
he has a goat, like a stubborn goat that was
like on top of his jeep and he was mad
at the goat, like, oh, come on, what are you doing?
Come on, get off the jeep. No, no way, Come on, babe,

(01:05:39):
the ghosts from top of my jeep. How did you
get up there?

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
Come come here, Shirley, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
This is a big no note. That is going to
be the end of goat adventures. That's right, that's it, guys,
You're own it. No more good adventures This week in audio.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
Well, speaking of ghosts and AI and all that stuff,
Channel four in the UK they did a report on AI,
you know, as everybody's doing these days.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
But at the end there was a special twist.

Speaker 18 (01:06:17):
AI is going to touch everybody's lives in the next
few years, and for some it will take the jobs, calls,
enter workers, customer service agents, maybe even TV presenters like
me because I'm not real.

Speaker 17 (01:06:30):
Whoa, because I'm not real, I still talk like, yeah,
this could have been fixed.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
In posts, We've already posted videos like that. News reporters,
and we said, like, you know, Greg was taking a
major dump that word.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
It looks legit.

Speaker 10 (01:06:51):
And because if all you need is somebody doing a
voiceover on a random street, you know, somewhere in jolly
old England, what do I want to pay someone to
go out there for it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
S he masked with this week I audio on audio here.

Speaker 10 (01:07:03):
This is from a Thurston County sheriff. A d u
I arrest happened and this guy crashed his car, ran
out through the woods. I used to had a great
time running away until he tripped himself up in a
bar or sorry, not a bobbed wire fence.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Bobbed wire. Menace was convinced it was bobbed wire.

Speaker 10 (01:07:19):
So it's very funny because he was like upside down
by his shoes and they pull him out and get
him bobbed, get him back in the cop car.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
When he gets back in the cop car, courtesy of
the onboard cameras this happens.

Speaker 11 (01:07:34):
Sorry, he couldn't have told you about you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
God stood in there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Peeping from Menace. Yeah, it's almost goes the Randy bar
thing that was the Papa John's garlic sauce that he
was chugging. I can't happen held it. They sold him
by like a gollon. Yeah, and then he was just
like not having a good time. Yeah yeah, oh god

(01:08:10):
because the saw so much thicker than like your beer.
So you get it to u. I now you've puked
in the back of the car. Oh boy, god, sorry, yeah, hey,
sorry about that. Just come on, dog, sorry, sit in it.

(01:08:31):
Oh there he is. Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So yeah,
they have plastic seats. I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
But you hit a point where you feel like you
just don't have anymore, but you keep on going.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Yeah, it's what's up with what's going in SoC sports?
Were Jeff G.

Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
Hey, good morning, Jeff g Good morning, and good morning squad. Thursday, everybody.
The World Series kicks off tomorrow in Toronto. Dodgers are
already there. They flew out yesterday. You know, Dodgers' first baseman,
Freddie Freeman, lost his mom when he was only ten
years old and Toronto is a very special place to him.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Listen to this.

Speaker 9 (01:09:14):
Both my parents are born and raised in Canada, especially
in the providence of Ontario.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Comm from the Toronto area. Dad from Windsor, so it
is special.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Every time I go there, it just kind of you
just have this like feeling inside that you feel just
a little bit closer to my mom.

Speaker 19 (01:09:29):
Hopefully Freddie enjoys his time up there in Toronto with
his family, and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Hopefully he does well for our Dodgers out on the field.

Speaker 19 (01:09:35):
Don't forget you can win your tickets right here to
the World Series on the Woody Show Tappy in every
morning five to ten. Moving on to the NFL Thursday
Night Football. My Chargers are hosting the Vikings. Chargers are
favored by three and a half. NBA Jazz beat the
Clippers by twenty one in their season debut. And you know, Charles, Kenny,
Shack and Ernie made their debut on ESPN last night

(01:09:56):
and they didn't miss a beat.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I was nervous today, not gonna lie because every person
who's ever touch the ball wanted to be on ESPN.
They are the greatest sports network ever and to be
working with these guys is on an apprivileged It is
do you want to nap? If all like kissing?

Speaker 19 (01:10:14):
That was some heavy ass kissing by Charles Barkley Man
NHL Ducks and Boston Today at four pm Kings in
Dallas at six pm, and finally, this morning, multiple NBA players,
including Terry Rozier and a coach, Chauncey Billups, were arrested
by the FBI for gambling violations, including betting on games
and holding private high stake poker games. Listen, when are

(01:10:35):
people gonna learn just because you make tens of millions
of dollars doesn't make you above the law.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Well, unless you're a politician.

Speaker 19 (01:10:42):
I'm JEFFG and that's your SoCal sports.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
All right, Jeff?

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
And you know what I like about Greg Fitzsimmons. I
liked that he is scheduled for a certain time and
shows up early early. You've had it before with someone's
schedule and then they never even make it. Yeah, they
show up or they're like an hour late. But no, no,
Greg Fitzsimmons is here, cool and early. Good to see you.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
It's a felt late because uh, Woody asked me to
come in at I live in Venice. Can you come
in at seven am? I'm like, I do comedy at night,
so I'm actually morning radio. Yeah, I'm late compared to
any want to be here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah, but no, good to see you.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
Guys, thanks for having me in. We got we got
a big benefit that I'm promoting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yeah, so that's that's what he hit me up, goes, Hey,
I'm doing this thing, this you know charity, think a
big benefit and I won't know if any any time
to come in. I'm like, of course. We also say,
like you know, certain people have an open invite and
they can come in. And we moved Heaven and Earth.
We moved all the really big, fun exciting segments around
to make sure that we can accommodate you coming in

(01:11:54):
this week.

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
I have a flatter thank you so much. Let me thankful,
huge fan of the show. And why do you guys laugh?

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
But because people seven?

Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
It's my first preset.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
Yeah, I don't like the music, but I like you
guys a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Make two of us too. We neither do one. Yeah,
what's the show though?

Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Is it?

Speaker 15 (01:12:20):
Like?

Speaker 9 (01:12:20):
It's it's called Best Buddies and it's uh people with
intellectual disabilities. I started working with them like fifteen years ago.
They helped them find housing, internships, jobs, and so I
do a comedy show once a year. This year we
got Andrew Santino, Craig Robinson, Ron Funches, and Andy Letterman
and a big surprise guest Sunday Night at the Comedy Store.

(01:12:42):
Tickets at fitsdog dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
When you say that, like what, uh, what is it intellectual?

Speaker 13 (01:12:48):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Intellectual disability?

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Intellectual disability? So is that like a nice way of
saying no, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
What does that?

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Does it mean?

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
I have an app?

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
What does a cover?

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
I have an app? And it spins out what the
new name is as it changes. Yeah, I'm just wondering,
like I'm legit asking that question. Autism downs some are
very high functioning. We have a guy who does the
show every year who is who has autism, and I
kind of mentor on how to do stand up comedy

(01:13:23):
and he uh, he will be there this year and
he crushes.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
Well, we got a guy too, Yeah, he's standing getting
the intellectual disability in the room.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Do you not have a spectrum somewhere?

Speaker 19 (01:13:38):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:13:38):
I think that's it's very fashionable to claim you're on
the spectrum these days.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
But that doesn't mean it's not true. But we've talked
about it like legitimately, yeah, I've never been never been tested. Everybody,
but do you believe that you even you believe that
you I think, well like Elon.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
Musk claims Asperger's and I think anybody who's like smart
can basically do that, but then claim, oh did you
guys see I got my new truck nuts from my cyber.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Truck, very cool three D printos for.

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
On.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
I put a painted black glossy so it matches. That's
really cool. Yeah, that's really cool. Thankler. Greg Fitzsimmons is here.
His lit a special you Know Mate, streaming now on YouTube.
He also has his own podcast at fitz Dog Radio Podcast.
You can listen to it on his website, Greg Fitzsimmons
dot com. Uh, we're right in the middle of wrapping

(01:14:30):
up a segment so we can make room for the
big Greg Fitzsimmons appearance, Fitzimmons appearance, So let's wrap it up.
What we got this weekend audio.

Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
This is some audio from church Bishop Marvin Winans. He's
collecting donations and this guy he's doing a big presentation
where if you have a big dollar donation, you come
up to the front of the podium and tell the
whole church how much you're donating. And this lady she
drops off some checks. But the bishop, you know, he
has some questions about these checks.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
Hi, ROBERTA.

Speaker 20 (01:14:56):
McCoy given faith and stand in unity with the bish
in a perfecting church of sewing this seed of one
thousand dollars plus two hundred and thirty five dollars and
receiving the blessings to come to all that participating.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
And you were thinking like, yeah, that's nicely. So if
you have a big dollar donation, you get to go
up and talk. Well that's the idea.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Yeah, now tell everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
So she comes up and she presents this in front
of the whole church to the pastor's blessings. His reaction
is this, and that's only twelve hundred dollars. Yes, y'all
not listening to what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
If you have a thousand plus one thousand, okay, I'm
gonna work.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
On the other hand, well that ain't what I asked
you to do. Oh my god. And then right into
a number church number. Wow, that doesn't seem very Christian.
So here's it, now, garbage. This is they've explained. It
is that jewish, right, I mean, is that what you saying?

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Now, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
You said, I get it. Okay, they said he said
it ahead of time. Let's start with the two thousand
dollars up.

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
So that's when he said a thousand plus a found
were listening, and she didn't pay attention with her Measley
twelve hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Right, she couldn't hear over her sad check. Yeah, because
twelve hundred bucks is I mean what God doesn't look
at that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
There was some video going viral just recently where the
pastor pulled out his gold Bentley onto the stage and
he started talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Are you going to tie that? I'm like, how are
you gonna, like, with a straight face, yeah, do that
and still go to that church.

Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
I went to church growing Catholic, the real church, Yeah,
black church, white with rock bands like Jesus was no amps.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Yeah, and that was it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:38):
Yeah. Our priests were broke. They were like hippies. They
lived upstairs in the in the rectory.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Oh they really did. Yeah, they lived upstairs and.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
They were like you know that one of them was
having sex with the women in town. I found out
she was like, all right, it was an adult. Yeah, yeah,
thank you, taking a break from from the kids and uh.
Father McDonough he used to come up with an acoustic
guitar and play Morning is broken by Kat Stevens, who's
now a Muslims.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
The church like Christian stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
Now, it was a great It was a great Catholic church.
And and I have the Lord Jesus Christ in my heart.
I just don't have him in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Yeah, that's my financial plans right exactly. Yeah. This week
in audio, we.

Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
Would do our version of The Golden Bachelor, the Golden Bachelorette.
And I go through our audio services here and they
give us clips. Oh, check out what's happening on the
real Golden Bachelor. And I listened to this and I'm like, what, what?
What are people doing? How is this interesting? You take
a listen?

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
All right, are you in love with my mom? Have
you told her that I'm not in love with your
mom yet? Because I don't know I'm on that stage yet. Okay,
do you think you can get there by the end
of this journey? I mean we're looking at.

Speaker 11 (01:17:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
But if you don't get there with any of these women,
are you gonna just say, hey, I'd still like to
date the end of this.

Speaker 11 (01:18:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Wow, ours is way better. Yeah, it's pretty ribical.

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
I think Greg would be more interest in ours.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
Also, like, how long have they even been hanging out?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Well, that's like a week. A dumb question. Always been
in love? No, I just better see Greg. We do
a version of this when they have this on ABC.
We do a version on our show called Woody Show
a Golden Bachelorette. And so Sea Bass goes on the
old lady webcam sites and he talks to the nice
old ladies who are wearing like vibrating panties. Yeah, guilf

(01:18:31):
dot com, guilt dot com, Yeah, and and talk to
them and it's very nice and it's very respectful, asking
them if.

Speaker 10 (01:18:37):
You give them, you can give them a dollar and
it'll it's connected to the thing and their panties and yeah, yeah, here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
I'll give you.

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
Uh, you don't have any feeling left down there?

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
That's probably true by the judging by the reaction I
think they do either that they're faking, which I can't imagine. Yeah,
here's just here's an example. Yeah, hello, just trying to
get my fall up. And I love fall. It's my
favorite time of year.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
What are you talking about, Yes, Sebastian, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
It's when when we're Yeah, so like the thing is
like a what how much like thirty cents at a
time dollar dollar they only get thirty Yeah, so that's
that's that's there.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
That's like the digital version of throwing the money up
on the stage of the strip class. Didn't you hear
how how meaning? Like how real that was? Like, oh, Sebastian,
that's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Yeah, yeah, I believe this one's a little bit more convincing.
I am where and he talks to these chicks and yeah,
there's tips going back and forth. It's fun. Wait are
you hard way way better?

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
Well, it's just I have a vision of you know,
my mom's pension is running out, and it's nice to
know there's options besides being a Walmart greater.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Right for the next chapter, Yeah, you don't have to
leave the house.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
You have to leave the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Somebody somebody had a question on the on the text
about Yeah, I really want to know how Sea Bass
handles the Golden Bachelor situation during his time. Is he looking?
Is it gross?

Speaker 11 (01:20:15):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
How is he handling it? The questions are hilarious, But
is he like sitting there joeing? Does he have to
look away? Oh my god, I'm dying. It cracks me up.

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
It does take Yeah, I am taking care of myself
show everyone one handed type.

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
I've actually watched Sea Bass, like Recourse some of these
and it is like cuckingchair.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
All right, Well, Greg fitz Simmons is here. We're gonna
take a quick break more with Greg. Alloted time actually
starts here in this next hour. We get into that
next on The Woody Show. Hang on, what is weird
The Woody Show. Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Yeah, yeah, thank

(01:20:58):
you for coming in and being here. And you know,
always like having you on the show. And I mean, look,
I like the vibe. The vibe is a good is
a good fit. It's a good it's a good hang
it's always it's always fun, great storyteller. Who do you
think is really killing it right now? As far as
comedy goes, who are the guys in your opinion? Like,
we like your comedy? So like who do you like? Yeah?

(01:21:20):
Who do you think?

Speaker 9 (01:21:21):
David Teal is always, to me the best comedian of
the country. He has been for twenty years and if
you get a chance to see him, yeah, especially since
I mean he's a club comic. I mean, Louis c
K to me is the best comedian period in the
last really twenty years. But he's a theater comic.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Okay, Dave loves comic is David is a.

Speaker 9 (01:21:41):
Down in dirty basement comic. Yeah, who riffs, who messes
with the crowd, who stream of consciousness right, and then
also has the hardest, tightest comedy out there. And then
Louis is just brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Yeah, bro, I didn't know much about him until he
started blowing up. Was like Shane Gillis, Oh yeah, you're
a new fan of his, right, ye. Anthony jessel Nick
is another guy that Shane loves Shane.

Speaker 9 (01:22:05):
Yeah, And then you know, you got to there's some
guys out of New York, Mark Norman and Sam Morrel
and list. There's a whole bunch of these guys that
are like, you know, a generation behind me that are
really really like, you know, there are people that are
not looking to parlay comedy into a TV career or whatever.
They just are pure road comics.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah. You know what keeps popping up to is uh
uh British Jimmy Carr.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
Oh yeah, thats amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
The dude he's sharp. He's so damn if you hear.

Speaker 9 (01:22:37):
Him in interviews, he's like, you know, these British comics.
They make me ashamed because they're just they're just like
I had a guy on uh the other day on
my podcast Bridge something Bridge.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
And like, but he was on your show and you
can't remember his name.

Speaker 9 (01:22:55):
I don't remember anything.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Like tomorrow somebody saidho was mc creigh. Really, I don't
do something. It's something I know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
It's a Goldfish Alfish every last so funny and he's
like he learned different languages and he performs in different languages,
and it's like, you know, I I just want to,
you know, touch myself and sleep and then go do
the show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Yeah, when I'm on the road. Yeah, we could check
out fitz Dog Radio podcast. It's a it's available. We
can get right there on the website Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. Yeah.
I see these guys or like the Jimmy Carr thing,
and just in general, I'm always impressed by comedians. Is
it is it hard? Like what's the hardest part? Is
it just being on the road part? And then the

(01:23:42):
comedy part is just a talent either have or you
don't have? Or yeah, I say they I do comedy
for free, but they pay me to travel. Yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
I was just in Vegas last week. Brad Garrett has
a club and at the MGM, and it's a beautiful
club and Brad comes down and does of the shows
and he is the greatest guy of all time. He
just is super generous. Like last time I was there,
it was Valentine's Day and we couldn't find a table
because it was Vegas, and and so Brad got us

(01:24:13):
a separate room in the best restaurant the MGM. We
had our own the's like a speakeasy room that opens later.
He had them open it just for us. We had
our own waiter. Uh picked up the check at the
end of the meetum there. He just like gave me
a huge bonus, took me out gambling and just kept
throwing hundreds in front of me. And he's just really

(01:24:36):
and he's just he's just the greatest guy. But anyway,
it's seven nights and you know, you real, like Vegas
is a horrible place and you go there and it's
just like, you know, I'm gambling. I'm playing. Uh, I'm
playing blackjack be ause I figured how much can I
lose playing blackjackets A lot a lot when you get

(01:24:57):
the dealer you know the dealer who's like from some
southeastern Pacific island you've never heard of. She's got like
nine vowels in her name, and she gets to twenty
one every single time, like she's doing witchcraft and stuff.
At one point she gets to two and then a
three and then a sixteen of spades. I'm like, wait,

(01:25:20):
I want to play again. And I walk out to
see your picture on the wall, Employee of the month.
That's not what you want.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Yeah, she's their best table person.

Speaker 11 (01:25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
And then you've got like seven nights a week is
Saturday night there, and you see gaggles of women. Is
it called a gaggle jeans the gaggle, Yeah, once it's
over three, it's a gaggle. And on their way out,
they've got on, you know, five inch heels, the hairs up,
the sparkles.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
They're ready to go out.

Speaker 9 (01:25:48):
And then I see them after the show on their
way home, and the shoes are in the hand, and
I thought, that means you can't hit on those girls anymore.
They're out of the game. They're still on the field,
but they're out of the game. It's like eight ball.
If someone's got a splatter on them you can't shoot
them again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Yeah, it's a football player. Yeah yeah, the football player
after the game he takes he's carrying like the jersey
that still has the pads and yeah, like he's not
ready to go in and play anymore. So it's just
really like because I think every time I see comedians
or talked didn't hang out, you know, with comedians, it
just seems like everybody's always having fun, right you see

(01:26:25):
it that way? Yeah? Yeah, like because like, uh okay,
last time that I saw you not in this environment
was at Burt Kreischer's event in Pittsburgh at the PBG
Paints Arena and he had like this big like after
party thing, and a bunch of Steelers players were there
and all these other dudes were there, and like everybody's
just kind of hanging out and having a good time.

(01:26:47):
And that's when you know, Greg and I were just
sitting there chopping it up and everything, and it's just
they'll do it again tomorrow after after the next show.
Just wherever they're at. It would be a different group
of friends or people that are fans that come by
to this like after party toys like that. Always seems
to be having the best time with him in Pittsburgh
all day and all we did is go shopping and yeah, yeah,

(01:27:11):
I know you're more You're more on the quiet side,
like you're not throwing like a big after party discression.

Speaker 9 (01:27:16):
That makes it differently. I struggle on the road.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
Have you tried not having it? Have you just tried it?

Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
Actually is the answer. I mean, it literally is just
sometimes you just got to go. I just don't feel
this way right now. Just don't don't act this way.
And but you know, uh, I just when I'm on
the road, it's just like I've got my this is
got really heavy. But no, I mean, I I have

(01:27:45):
fun like I'm married, but like I will have sex
with waitresses like that, and then I don't drink. But
when I go on the road, I'll drink.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Oh it doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
That's kind of like when cigarettes don't count drinking.

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
I mean, when you're so and you're not screwing around
your wife, like this is just not that much. Because
the staff will be like, hey, we're going out to
the you know, the the whatever bar, and I'm like,
for what, I don't drink. I'm not gonna hit on it.
This is going to only lead to trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Are you an anti social person?

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
Like outside of it social Like I live in Veniceon.
My neighborhood is very social and we have the I mean,
we raised kids together and I've had friendships for twenty
five years with the same like ten couples, and we
play beach volleyball every Sunday, we have poker nights, dinner parties.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
We just you just walk in and out of each
other's houses and so that's cool. But maybe like on
the road, hanging on social comedy club, like you're like,
that's the part, Like it's like hanging out co workers,
Like when they have these little they try to force
everybody here to be friends. Yeah, they do, like with
other stations. It's not that you don't like these people.
It's fine, but it's like if it's a choice between

(01:28:56):
I can be at my house, I can go home now,
or I can hang out here for the free pizza
in the iHeartRadio sweatshirts, they're gonna be raffling off.

Speaker 9 (01:29:05):
People always go like, how is Cincinnati? And I'll just
go like is that where I was? Like I went
from the airport to the hotel to the club and
that's it. But then I went to Alaska. This is insane.
I was in Alaska two weeks ago and I'm not
making up a word of this story. What part Fairbanks?

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Okay? Because we just went on the Disney Alaska Cruise.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
Oh I love Juno's my favorite. So I get there
and uh and I'm there for like three nights. So
I say to the guy that owns the theater, I go,
I'd love to do something fun during the day. So
he calls me back and he goes, I got this
guy and he is like from this famous outdoorsy family.
They've got a company that's had like ATVs and snowmobiles

(01:29:49):
for generations, and he's a huge fan of yours and
he wants to take you out and you have an adventure.
So now I'm kind of intimidating because I grew up
in New York. I've been living in LA I'm soft
and these guys are you know, they want to crush
every finger in You're like, all right, you're not gay.
I get and so now I'm like, all right, I'm

(01:30:09):
gonna be wet. I know I'm gonna get wet today
and I'm gonna be cold. But then I was like,
all right, man up, just man up, like you said,
don't be depressed. So the guy picks me up and
he's in a monster truck. The wheels are as tall
as I am, and he's he's hauling like a dune
buggy that's covered in mud. And so I get in
and he but he but he's like this gentle guy.

(01:30:31):
He's retired, he's selling the business. He's moving down to Mexico.
And I'm like, all right, I think I'm I think
I'm in say fans. He seems like a really decent guy.
He's talking about his wife and his kids. So we're
driving down looking at the Alaska Pipeline because I've never
seen it before. So we're on like a side street
and then a police siren goes off and I was like, what,
I go, you didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
He goes, this is bad.

Speaker 9 (01:30:54):
I'm like, what do you mean? This is bad? He goes,
this is bad.

Speaker 13 (01:30:58):
I go what?

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
So the cops starts walking up to us, and he
takes a plastic baggie with white powder and he hands
it to me and he goes get rid of this
and it spills. Some of it spills on my pants,
nuff it under the seat, in the back. The cop
walks up. He goes, huge, dude, He goes, license a registration.
So the guy goes, get my registration out of the

(01:31:20):
glove coupbox. I open it up and a baggie with
pills and one hundred dollars bills starts falling out. I
shove it back in with my hand. I cover it
with paper, and the cop goes, what are you hiding?
So what are you hiding? So do I hand him
the bag of drugs? So now I'm an accessory to
a felony and so the cop grabs. He goes, both

(01:31:41):
of you, put your hands on the dashboard. So I
got my hands on the dashboard and I'm and the
cop takes his license and he goes back to the
car to run it comes back and he goes, sir,
do you know you have an outstanding felony warrant? And
he goes yeah. I go yeah, why did the seven?
So then the guy goes uh. He goes, are there

(01:32:03):
any firearms in the car? I'm sure there's a rocket
launcher here somewhere, and he says, uh, no, there's not.
And so then the cop takes the guy out of
the car and he cuffs him right in front of me,
and he uh. He pats him down, and then he
takes him back to the car and he puts him
in the back of the car. And I'm sitting there

(01:32:24):
going like, I got a show in four hours. I
just flew like eleven hours to get up here to
do the show. And so he comes back and he
goes and he's standing off the back window. You know
that power move, yeah, and he goes, uh oh, and
I took my hands off the dashboard. At one point
he goes, put your hands back on the dance. I
put my hands back on the dad. And then he's like,

(01:32:46):
he goes, I'm not coming close to the car because
that's fentanyl on you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
So now I'm frozen. And he's like, where are you from?
And I said California. I said, dude, I'm a comedian.
I said, I'm here to do his show. I met
this guy twenty minutes ago. And he goes, he goes,
oh really, he goes, I'm not buying it. Sure, he goes,
you're from a drug feeder state, and I don't think
you're comedian because you're not funny. I'm like, I'm not funny, Like,

(01:33:14):
at what point was I going.

Speaker 14 (01:33:15):
To ask.

Speaker 9 (01:33:17):
My pants are?

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
And you don't think this is funny? A great bit someday.

Speaker 9 (01:33:24):
So he goes, where did you get the drugs? I
go to the glove compartment. He goes, no, he said,
they're yours done, And so he goes, are you feeling
any effects of the fenceadel I go yeah, I said,
I feel really lightheaded. I'm freaking out, and he goes, well,
I have Anarkham in the car. So he goes, don't move.

(01:33:46):
He goes get out of the car, but don't stir
it up. So I get out and we walked back
to the car and he opens up the back door
to the police car and my driver gets out and
then the two of them look at me and they go,
we're coming to see your show tonight, and they start laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
The whole thing. God, WHOA.

Speaker 9 (01:34:06):
Fell and around. I was on all fours out of relief,
and also I started laughing. I could stop laughing. I
was laughing for like ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Yeah, at that point, sure it was.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
I felt like I was.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Uh in training day uncontrollable laughters. What happens in that
situation right before a heart attack? That's how you know
you're about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
So we drive back to the cops house and uh,
he changes and then we get into the and then
he gets into the monster truck and we drive like
an hour and they take me to these hot springs
that they have up there, and we all get into
our bathing suits and we jump into this hot springs
and it's like it's like boiling and there's like pockets

(01:34:52):
of heat that hit you and you have to like
dive because so and then and then we go directly
into an ice building. It's made out of ice. It's
the only Yeah, it's the only frozen building in the world.
And they and the guy bring the guy that owns
this place brings us in and he's like an Alaska cowboy.

(01:35:14):
And then they have a bar set up and it's
a it's an ice bar. It's made out of ice.
And then the stools have like elk fur.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
It's like that place that you can't take pictures minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
The ice bars in Vegas. They always want you to
pay for the photographer.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Like, yeah, they gave us.

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
Let people do social media to get so much more marketing. Yeah,
and they got this ice sculpture guy who's in there,
and uh. And so they sit down at the bar
and they start drinking. They've got a tap that pours
apple teenies. So these guys sit down and they proceed
to have like seven Apple teenies. And I'm sitting there
going like and we're telling bar jokes, like and they're

(01:35:54):
the most of the ones from the Alaska Gues racist, right,
And so I'm sitting there watching these two guys get
drunk and and tell racist jokes. And then and then
we leave and they're stumbling and my guy gets behind
the wheel and I go, hey, dude, I go, why
don't I be the Desney driver. He goes, I'm fine,
and I could get pulled over. Yeah, I go, dude,

(01:36:18):
I go, I'm not getting in this truck. I go,
I'm driving. So now I'm behind the wheel of an
eight ton monster truck on these winding roads.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
I would love the driving. You're towing a doom buggy.

Speaker 9 (01:36:29):
Towing a dune buggy with two guys laughing at me
the entire time about how they got And then I
get back to the hotel and I was already late
for the show I had that night. They came to
the show and hackled me throughout the performance.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
So funny. Yeah, I love Fitzdog. His storytelling is so funny. Agreed,
you can see why we love having this guy in.
Greg fitz Simmons is here, ladies and gentlemen. He's gonna
be hosting the Best Buddies Benefit of the Comedy Store
on Sunday. Uh, you got a whole bunch of Craig
Robinson Andrews Settina who loves.

Speaker 9 (01:37:05):
Has to be a big special guest, you said, right, yeah,
big special guests we can't announce.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
For tickets, go to fitzdog dot com. It's f I
t Z d O G dot com.

Speaker 13 (01:37:22):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Check him out on his website
Greg Fitzsimmons dot com, Instagram at Greg fitzsimmons Twitter. Of
course you can find in there. Which one do you
find you're putting yourself, you know, most effort into, Like,
of all the social media, I think for us it's definitely,
Uh what.

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
Instagram and in Facebook menace or like I mostly do?

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
Yeah, I would say Instagram. I mean that's where we.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Have this strongest. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
I do my Space and friends there, but I haven't
been to the site in a little while.

Speaker 11 (01:37:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:37:54):
Now I do Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
I mean I do my like Instagram the most.

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
I do two podcasts a week and so I put
the up like usually a clip from those.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
But I'm not very active.

Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
I need to be.

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
It's stupid. It's like it's the whole business now. It
used to be if you did the Tonight show, you
could draw at the clubs, and now you have to
do uh social media constantly, and I just I hate
doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
If you don't want to talk about it's time. We're
having fun here and I'm not trying to get like,
you know, like serious. But you weren't invited to be
part of that whole What was the big comedy festival? Yeah,
you were you part of that.

Speaker 9 (01:38:31):
You weren't part of that because it was in Vegas
that weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Was it Garrett Weekend?

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
Yeah? No, you know, Look, I I would uh, I
would say that going over there is okay because you
are bringing new ideas. I mean, you're going over there
into a place that is shut down and not exposed
to Western thought. And I think I think you can

(01:38:57):
justify it as long as you go over there saying
I'm going to talk about stuff they wouldn't want me
to talk about, not like be an outlaw, but I
would think that, you know, I'd be scared, but I
would donate the money to charity and then I would
I would talk about stuff that might push the boundaries.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
Yeah, because there was. Man, a lot of these comics
got lit up on that backlash. Yeah. But man, when
you get think about, I mean how it is, think
about the average person and they have like some huge
chunk of chain. People go like, oh, you sold out?
Well yeah, and what was it? Menas what's that quote
you always said?

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
Oh yeah, it's from Charlotte and the God. He says,
I can't wait to sell out?

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Yeah, there was. Somebody has to buy in. That means
that people have to like believe in you. There is
behind you, there's something like that. The only people who
say they wouldn't sell to the people who have never
had the opportunity. Yeah, you know. Yeah, I mean, look,
you big kyda to do what you already do, but
you're a plumber. Someone says, hey, man, I want you
to repipe my house. All right. I normally don't go to.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
That part of town, but I think for this, my
thoughts on it is like, why are we trying to
go and police everybody everywhere else when we still have
a lot of problems here.

Speaker 9 (01:40:06):
Yeah, No, it's true. If you if you there's a
lot of countries, Which countries do you decide? You know,
like what about what about England? They colonize the world.
They starved the Irish to death during the famine. It
wasn't a famine. The English basically took all the food
out of Ireland while there was a potato like there

(01:40:26):
was plenty of other good crops, and they starved a
million people to death. And another thank you very much?
Am I not supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Is awesome?

Speaker 9 (01:40:38):
Lone is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
When everybody was giving Chick fil A a bunch of
heat about you know, homophobia, whatever, I'm like, the chicken
is delicious. I separate my politics from my chicken. I
separate my politics and things from music or movies, because
if you have to agree with everything that this band
or whatever the people in the band like, like, you
won't like anybody.

Speaker 9 (01:40:59):
No the kk K, and I'm not saying that you
take out for the KKK. They're bake salesbelievable air.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Yeah, seven bars, that's true. Tire for Now the other
thing you got to check out if you enjoy Greg
Fitzimmons and the storytelling and his comedy. It's uh it's
on YouTube. It's his latest special. It's called you Know
Me and Uh. Part of the new special, it's you
talk about how like when kids become teens, right like
they think that you are so uncool. I'm kind of

(01:41:30):
going through that right now. My son's fifteen, my daughter's thirteen.
It's rob How old are your kids now?

Speaker 9 (01:41:37):
Well, now they're twenty five and twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
That seems to be the best, Like you're out of
the woods. Yeah, because now it's a good early part
of their adulthood where they're kind of struggling and they
kind of have more of an appreciation.

Speaker 9 (01:41:49):
Well, no, I can't wait for my.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
Kids to struggle.

Speaker 9 (01:41:51):
That is just fun because like you know, they they
they're at the age when they start thinking they're smart now. Yes,
And so here's anversation I had with my daughter the
other day. This is word for word, Hey dad, what'd
you do today?

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:42:05):
I went on like a thirty mile bike ride. She goes,
look at you, Louis Armstrong. I said, Lance arms Strong
And she goes, is that the guy that walked on
the moon.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
Oh my god, yeah, day stretch arms strong, Yeah, getting yeah,
because man, uh they I don't know, Like I wonder
sometimes like do you survive? This is like I think

(01:42:44):
you either it's live or die. Like getting through the
teenage part of parenthood, right.

Speaker 9 (01:42:50):
Well, keeping them off drugs is really hard because like
both my kids got very into weed because it used
to be you came home and you smelt like weed.
You just eat a gummy or you got a vape pen,
right and every and you know, once you know California,
I saw a change. My kids were teenagers when it
got legalized, and all of a sudden, they were just high.

(01:43:11):
It just became like every single adult thought it was
novel to have a vape pen or gummies in their
sock drawer. And you're a kid, it's the first place
you go. You go to your parents' sock drawer, you
find the vibrators and you're like mo and and so like,
it's just it's really hard to stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
You know, there's not much you can do. So the
best advice, like for for something like me is my
wife and I you know, we get to the point
where we're ready to, you know, pull our hair if
we if we could quit these kids, we would. Sometimes.
You know, I've said like you love them, but you
hate being a parent, or you can say I love you,
but I really don't like you right now.

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
Yeah, my parents used to say that's it, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Try to be I'm like kind of the more cool,
calm one. My wife is the one losing her mind,
I know, and she starts fighting, dirty, arguing, name calling.
The same with the kids. Oh yeah, she'll get into it.
I got to like sometimes like, oh, you have sons
and daughters. My son is fifteen, my daughter's thirteen, so.

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
I really have a rough time from thirteen to eighteen.
It's really hard.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
But like right now it's my son and my daughter
who are because they are the same person, and so
they have to have these So any kind of advice
you have will I'll accept because I just think, you
know something you have to.

Speaker 9 (01:44:27):
You have to make them feel like they can talk
to you about anything.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Yeah, but they can, That's is true.

Speaker 9 (01:44:33):
Yeah, I mean I just think you can't be judgmental,
you can't be authoritarian. I mean, this is the new
school of parenting. Some people think that this is wrong,
that you should, you know, be really strict with your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
You're an old Irish coow. You got your ass kicked.
I got my ass kicked, I got be right, and
you wish you could still do that. I told my
wife the other day, I'm like, wouldn't it be great
like in the old days, Like we just beat the
crap out of here?

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
I know, and be done with it. I got the
beatings and the all of it, the silent hate what
he loves.

Speaker 9 (01:45:05):
It more debilitating than my father used to beat me.
But I would have taken that over a week of
neither parent speaking a word to make I mean, think about.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
What that absolutely. My mom gave me the silent treatment
once for a week. My dad was out of town
on business, and for one week not one word was spoken.
It was the most awkward and the worst feeling in
the world. You talk about depression is when you don't
want to be where you are. I just wanted to
be somewhere else, and I'm a kid. I'm at home.

(01:45:37):
It's not like, hey, I'll be at my weekend place,
you know, Yeah, and you're stuck at home with a
mother who won't speak to you.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
It's in that situation. Okay, But now Greg, as as
a married dude and your wife's mad and she gives
you the silent treatment, is that not awesome? That's fantastic, right, Yeah,
you want to be there's a switch that happens at
some point in your life. Were like getting the soilent
treatment goes from when you're a kid. It sucks to
it rules and you're like, what did I do? But

(01:46:05):
let me know, I want to do this again.

Speaker 9 (01:46:08):
It's okay to have that. But I really do believe
in that thing of like, don't go to bed angry,
like because if you if you can straighten it out,
it's such a bad hangover. If you get up in
the morning and you were angry the night before and
you hadn't dealt with it, you know, and you wake
up and you think, oh, that's right, we're mad at
each yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
And the other way I'm like, you know what, sleep
on it? Yeah, because you're not Something happens when you sleep.
Let me just go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Leep.

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
Yeah, something happens when you sleep, you know, just you
wake up and whatever you thought. Yeah, it's like right
after you Joe, right as soon as you're done everything
that seemed like a good idea seconds ago, it's no
longer a good idea. Gone yeah, and you just kind
of made me move on and just shrug it off.

Speaker 9 (01:46:49):
But that is the problem, is you're fatigued, and that's
the moment where the real parenting usually comes in. It's
the end of the night, and you got to be
It's all about consistency. You want to have boundaries. I'm
not saying like I'm saying, be gentle with them, but
also have consistent boundaries.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
Were you cool parent as far as, like, you know,
were the kids allowed to get away with certain things
or super You say you're strict.

Speaker 9 (01:47:13):
I was strict. My wife was not as much, which
I think it's good to have a good cop bad
cop thing. But I was strict, and but I didn't yell.
I yelled once, and I was just talking to my
daughter about it. We had dinner last night. Here's was
great about my daughter. She's twenty two. She lives in
the guest house in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
Yeah, because pretty cool. She comes in. Yeah, guess yes,
it's perfect the guest quarters.

Speaker 9 (01:47:39):
And she comes in and she she she likes to
have dinner with us, and she likes to talk to
we have dinner, and then we sit there for three
hours and talk about life. It's actually really amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
That's the point I want to get to. That's what
my wife and I keep thinking about, like if we
can survive this on the other end, is this so?
I'm sure some people feel about working out, like mom,
I'm I can't get myself to work out, But like
you when you like, you're eventually gonna be able to
look in the mirror and at the zone feel good
about it. Right, Eventually we're gonna be able to get
through this, and we're gonna be able to look at
them and go, you know what it was worth about daughters?

(01:48:10):
Like when a girl turns thirteen, that's when she starts
hating her parents. Is that true?

Speaker 9 (01:48:15):
Oh my god, so true? That is what I didn't
hate us? Like, thank god, we never got the I
hate you. I don't know that I could have handled.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
We've got that. I feel like we get that on
a pretty regular base.

Speaker 9 (01:48:28):
Oh you've been told that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
Oh yeah, oh god, I know it's not real. People
say that stuff in anger. But then I can't wait
to move out. I'm like, yeah, I can't wait for
you to move out, Like that. Look, we have so
much in common.

Speaker 9 (01:48:44):
Man, I'm moving out all right. Your suitcase is on
the front porch.

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
I'd made that joke since the kids were born. I said, hey,
you know what birthday is one through seventeen. You tell
me what you want on your eighteenth birthday, I can
tell you what you're getting. It's luggage.

Speaker 20 (01:48:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:48:56):
Yeah, but I but we I think we stood by
her through tough teen years. So when she turned like eighteen,
she just completely came back and looks at us for advice.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:49:08):
And you know, the pandemic happened right around that age,
and she and my wife would just have cocktails every night. Yeah,
you play games and like the pandemic was actually really
good for our family. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
Well that's why there's that old saying, the older you get,
the smarter your parents get. Yeah, because you realize, oh man,
they were right right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:30):
Yeah, but we were talking about going to bed angry,
waking up. It's not post not clarity. Yeah, that's the real.
Greg fitz Simmons is here. Yeah, he's hosting the Best
Buddies Benefit of the Comedy Store on Sunday. The show
A bunch of other comedians are on there and the
tickets are available Fitzdog f I t z dog dot com. Alright,

(01:49:57):
well we have Greg Fitzsimmons here, yes, and Greg has
his podcast fitz Dog Radio podcast. You can get it
by going to Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. I'm sure it's
on all the different podcast platforms and and stuff like
that too. Also, Greg Simby hosting The Best Buddies Benefit
at the Comedy Store on Sunday. The show features Andrew Santino,

(01:50:21):
you got Craig Robinson, who are some of the other names.

Speaker 9 (01:50:23):
Ron Funches and Andy Letterman and then a special guestsial
surprise guest too big to men, not allowed to mention.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
So what is that because like maybe they have another
gig and don't want to take away from.

Speaker 9 (01:50:37):
Yeah, they have a huge theater show and I'm coming
up and so you can't say their name.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Right, We've run up again stuff like that before. There's
always a reason, you know. But yeah, it's a and
it's a benefiting the Best Buddies charity and so you
know Greg was talking about that earlier, just helping people,
you know, get by and get gigs and you know,
be able to be independent.

Speaker 9 (01:50:59):
I guess is people with intellectual disabilities that are able
to they live in group homes where they can get
to the point where somebody from Best Buddies comes by
a couple of days a week, make sure that you
know if things are running smooth in the house. But
for the for some of these people, they've lived with
their families their entire lives, and now they're able to
do independent living.

Speaker 4 (01:51:19):
And that's such a gift to the families. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:51:21):
Yeah, yeah, just like let them be independent.

Speaker 9 (01:51:24):
Yeah, and then they get internships that a lot of
times turns into jobs because when you have somebody working
for you sometimes that's on the spectrum. They're like unbelievably
good work.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
They're way better.

Speaker 9 (01:51:37):
Yeah, everybody loves them just being around them, like like well,
me and my wife will go bowling sometimes will take
like some somebodies bowling. You just there, it's like prozac.
You feel so good. They're just there's no cynicism, there's
no malice. They're just happy people.

Speaker 14 (01:51:56):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:51:56):
It's yeah, it's kind of a gift.

Speaker 7 (01:51:58):
That's why we love them. That's why Morgan I love
on the spectrum. It's not cynical.

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
Just these lovely people just without that who love trains
exactly what. Yeah, there was there was a guy he
owns a business. I saw something there was like a
not a documentary, but there was like one of those
like CBS Sunday Morning type things. They did features like, yeah,
an interest on this guy. He's got a son who's

(01:52:23):
on the spectrum and just like really smart kid, very
like good hard worker, just couldn't get a job, and
so he hired him in his company, right the dad's company,
and ended up like just dusting everybody. And then they
started a whole different company and they just hired like
all people who are kind of like him, and with

(01:52:46):
fewer employees, they smoke the competent. I forget what the
industry was. So it became this thing. And so now
it's an organization kind of like what you're talking about
that you know, helps people get into those positions because
these companies they're looking for somebody who actually cares, who
doesn't want to quite quit and you know.

Speaker 9 (01:53:03):
Yeah, And when I was in Boston, I visited the
it was this company in the Prudential Center and they
had somebody that worked there and uh from Best Buddies
And there was a major snowstorm in Boston and they
said nobody showed up to work except him. He guy,

(01:53:24):
and then so and then I do this thing. Tom Brady,
to his credit, was the face of best Buddies for years.
He was like the guy and you know, like knew
a lot of the buddies and would show up for
the benefits. So I did this bike ride from Boston
to Cape Cod to raise money. So I fly in
and the night before the bike ride, they had a

(01:53:46):
celebrity touch football game at Harvard Stadium and all Edelman
and Gronk and slid off her chair so much, and
they all showed up and it was like celebrities, well
people like me that were playing against the Patriots, and

(01:54:09):
buddies on the field mixed in. And so I end
up on on Brady's team and I meet him and
he is godou like you feel this angly since you
need him. He looks right in your eyes and you
know he's a legend. And so we get in the
huddle and he's telling the buddy's all right, you run

(01:54:30):
over there to the left, you run straight up there.
And then I'm looking at him like a puppy, and
he's like, what are you looking at? Just go out
and so a couple of plays later, I'm running down
the sideline and I look over my shoulder and Tom
Brady is looking at me, and he takes the ball
back and he pops up this tight soft spiral and

(01:54:53):
I'm running and I got my arms out for basket catch.
I'm like, I'm going to catch a pass from Tom Brady.
Don't don't blow this, don't trip soft hands bringing it.
Ball lands on my hands, I pull it in, I
catch it. But then I had two best buddies in
front of me, so I deeked them out and I
scored a touchdown and I look back and I just

(01:55:14):
see Tom Brady with his face in his hands.

Speaker 4 (01:55:18):
But here's the thing that's that's a good life lesson.

Speaker 15 (01:55:21):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:55:21):
Yeah, it's not always gonna be people moving out of
your way, you know, with the snow plowing right talking
about that, five six two. I participated in the Best
Buddies program in high school. I was assigned a kid
with special needs, and I took him around the school
and I'd befriended him. My job was supposed to be
to make them feel normal and with friends and with love.
Best Buddies is awesome. You guys are number one. That's

(01:55:41):
from David, and then we have somebody here texting in.
I'm an ab A therapist and I appreciate Greg Fitzsimmons.
You are a good dude. Man, You're a lot of fun.
We love having you here Greg Fitzsimmons dot com for
all things going on, whether it's the podcast or all
the different things the streaming on you Tube. Thanks for
coming in, man.

Speaker 9 (01:56:01):
That's such a pleasure. Thanks for having me you guys,
and shout out to your production team. You guys have
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Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
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