FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 3rd 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All Right, Today,
it's Monday, it's a new month. October is over. November
is here, It's November.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
What do you mean, boo, it's sad that MENACE's birthday
month is over. But Greg, your favorite holiday is coming up.
I know, Thanksgiving, go brule, Yeah, Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Men all right, I got a fast until it's it's
November third, twenty twenty five. Turn that calendar. Uh huh
another and the clocks went back right, yeah, so we
shall be well rested.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
So right, Greg, it's full on depression.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh nuclear depression. Well, welcome to The Woody Show. My
name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, there's minutes.
What Gina grad is here? We got Sea Bass. Yeah,
we got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
Vaughn is our video producer. He is on the job today.
We got bored, We got Menji holding things down. The
Woody Show production department. Phones are open at eight seven

(01:41):
seven forty four. Woodie, you can set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven weekend Cheers and
Jeers hopefully had a good weekend. Radio's most immature game.
Guess who is gas too Long? Is coming up on
the show this morning. All the trending news headlines, medic
gonna have the loose in the world of entertainment. Well
the birthday is porn of birthday all coming up here
on the Woody Show. Let me see if I can

(02:03):
find this find this clip for you. Oh no, here,
I'm in the wrong folder, you guys, My badel to
the left. All right. You know we talked about like
the the cuddle clubs like adults at.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
Sign Oh yeah, like cuddle puddles or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Not sexual. There's a new kind of event popping up
for single people. It's called the Feels. The event is
the Singles Mixer. Oh and it uses touch based techniques
to get participants to learn more about themselves and the
chip away at their defenses. This is such therapy speak.
People gather in softly lit rooms where event assistants help

(02:45):
lead with guided eye contact exercises, slow breathing, and gentle handholding.
Participants are then told to notice how their bodies respond
to one another before they say a single word. And
and people have described this Greg as a slow dating
for real connection. So this is you do this with

(03:06):
people you just met.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
I yeah, and this doesn't sound like therapy. This sounds
like life coaches.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
And it's something where a simple touch might spark something
meaningful that's so awkward, And people pay anywhere from seventy
five bucks to two hundred bucks to do this.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oh yeah, all the cool kids are talking about it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I can do that with people I know. Dude,
that sounds I mean, Greg has that idea about like
how embarrassed it would be embarrassing it would be to
go to a restaurant by himself, Like that is what
sounds embarrassing, But you.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Have to get naked and stared on the waitress, now
you know, like that's that sounds that sounds like it
sounds horrible.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, but it sounds like it would draw a crowd
of people that are totally into this stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
And those are the people I don't really want to know.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, but they can find each other exactly, they
find each other.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Have you ever gotten any of these weird dating things
sea bass, even just for fun, just to like as
a bit to check them out for one of the
other shows that you worked on.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
It's I don't like something like that.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Like speed dating or anything like that. Yeah, oh no
I did.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
I got a long time ago we sent like an
intern to a speed dating thing, but it was some loser.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, I don't remember. None of this stuff really appeals
to you. Yeah, I mean a lot of things you
go to it don't necessarily appeal to you. But I
mean when we start to read that and be like
next just those people were there party, going back to
the eating a long thing. We did get an after
Hovers voicemail eight seven seven food.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hey what do you show?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
What do you show? I want to tell what he
same birthday as you. Happy birthday to you, my friend.
The topic is menaced and Greg Gory not wanting to
go to a restaurant by themselves. I would suggest they
probably need to pick up a book. There's a lot
of people just love to go to restaurants to get

(04:51):
away from people so they can read their book.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
There you go, they get.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I guess maybe hitting a hoppy that enables you to
go and be happy with yourself much love you guy.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
But I think I do that on the daily, but
the whole restaurant thing. And I've explained it, but if
no one like listens are accept my explanation on it.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
But what what he's saying like for Greg instead, how
to come up with the whole thing about like the
long winded Oh I'm here for business.

Speaker 10 (05:25):
What is the.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Like even fake reading a book? Book?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
But I could just take the food to go and
eat it at home or the hotel room.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
I say, it's depressing for me because I don't come
up with the like the the fake backstory is for
what people perceive. What is happening with you? Oh look
at that lonely guy. You're right, I don't care about that.
I go into my own head and it's full on
depression spending time with yourself. No, it's like it's thinking

(06:02):
about the past of like oh, now that I'm older, Like, oh,
this sucks because when I was younger and I would
go to a restaurant, I would be with a like
a large group.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That would be your thought process for having one meal
by yourself somewhere. You would go to this a deep
rabbit hole of I would like not that you don't
have friends and not that you don't know people or whatever,
just in this one moment because you're in a place
where it's time to eat.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
And try and explain. And I've been trying to explain.
That's where I would get, That's where I would go.
I'm like, oh, it sucks, like everybody has like moved
away and blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
So I don't want to be the guys premise of
this people that bring books to bars and restaurants. That's worse.
You're You're adding a layer of loserness on top of situation.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Speaking of losers, in case you're bored, you're looking for
a cool club to join, make some new friends with
the losers at the scream club. What is that? The
first one was in Chicago, but locations are popping up
all over the world. Scream Club Gina offers a public
spot to scream alongside others stressed out people.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Is feeding your feed, dude, like sucks?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
There are no screaming.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
I find it to be very therapeutic.

Speaker 12 (07:18):
No, but I'm saying like I.

Speaker 11 (07:19):
Typically, but that is why I would like to go
to concerts and festivals and sporting events where it's a
normal environment to scream.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
But I think people should do it.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
But are you streaming out of frustration and stress? Are
you screaming because you're excited for whoever's performing That? That's different, right.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I mean, but it's still coming out.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
I guess it's my point when the pandemic hit and
I realized I wasn't doing that.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Boy did I need to.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
So here are some members of the Washington DC chapter
screaming and talking about the club. Listen to these dorks.

Speaker 13 (07:53):
Scream Club is an opportunity to come out and be
in community with other people and and do a breathing
exercise and mindful reset.

Speaker 14 (08:04):
I have made some transitions into a new place and
it has not been going as smoothly as I would
like it to go, and so I needed to get
that out.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
You know, I feel really good.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
It was such a nice release, and I feel like
my chest feels better, like the anxiety kind of goes
to my chest usually and it feels released.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Scream into a pillow that at home.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
But here's why I don't think you guys should bag
on this, at least publicly. The chicks that go to this,
Sammy not included, seem nutty and crazy and like to
do nutty crazy things.

Speaker 15 (08:36):
Because I don't think.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
I think no, I think these are like the kind
of chicks that are like pretty aggressive in bed.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Okay, I will I will see that and say sorry
being a negative here, But no, these are thought they
would love it. These are look at me theater kid types.
In fact, I'm looking at the video and none of
them are hot.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
They also give a selfish vibe. Yes, I didn't get
my way, so I'm gonna pout kind of vibe. So far,
the club only has two rules. Number one, you gotta
sign something indemnifying these scream club in case you, you know,
hurt yourself screaming. And then you don't talk about what
brought you to scream Club.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Oh that impossible.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
For the club goes to like an open area where
they don't bother anyone. What do you mean you don't
bother anyone. They start with some breath work, you just
let it fly, and experts say that the screaming has
no long term therapeutic benefit. But for the group's creators,
they say that's not what it's all about. Their position,
it's a wellness community, community and way to let off

(09:40):
some steam. What a bunch of dorks.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah, I'm looking at all these videos are These are
all cat people, feed er people. These are people who
number one, just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, it's so hard, Like I don't want to be
a judgmental person. I can't help it. It's really hard
not to write like, you see stuff and everybody has
a reaction to anything that you see or anything that
you hear. You have a natural reaction to it. You
mean to tell me there are people out there. Legitimately,
there are people out there who don't have a judgment
as soon as they hear or see something, they do

(10:10):
they possible? Yeah, no, I'm saying that.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's you saying, like, in reality, is there somebody that
would not judge these.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Is it possible for that to happen. I don't think
that's possible. I don't think so. There might be one
person on the planet, yeah, right, or something. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I wonder anybody else on earth is like this. I
dated this chick in high school and she said it
was relaxing to go and she would do that for
like three minutes, just breathing out and going, uh.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
You know, I can't say that that's insane because you've
heard me be like.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Right, and I would say why are you doing that?
It's so relaxing. Well, there you go. You can either
join the fields or scream club things that maybe didn't
even know existed. Yeah, and maybe it was better that
way than we didn't. There are dating apps, yeah instead
of these things. Yeah, they're als supposed to call it
like you know, bars more our social situations right his

(11:10):
suicide pod who his birthday months over? He's coming out,
He's coming out high good Nie. We're gonna take a break.
Menace has the ladies in the world of entertainment. Birthday's
porn and birthday coming up next here in the Woody Show.
Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners, it's Menace. Just a
heads up if you want to come meet myself and Bort.
We're gonna be at Raising Canes the grand opening on
Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard

(11:48):
in Los Angeles. We'll see you there. In the meantime,
keep enjoying The Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
No show all right, is everybody ready for some entertaining.
All yeah, let's find out what is happening in the
world of entertainment. Will go there to Little Buddy Hi
manas what he got for us.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
Well, we had some late breaking news on Friday, as
we're a getting off the air.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
It's an end of an era, guys.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Yeah, I saw this ridiculousness on MTV has been canceled.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, we've got to make more room for reruns. A
big bang theory.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
After fourteen years, it is going off the air.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
But don't worry.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
They would bang out so many shows in a day
that we're going to have new shows until late twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
But it's the next century.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
The call comes down from the head of MTV saying
that with the new owners that are looking to refresh
the brand and look into the feature of MTV.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Support that because there's you couldn't make a cheaper show,
so they're clearly trying to do something more original, innovative.
I supposed to be the same old slop you.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Know, But for MTV, I think the you know, interesting
with if they went back to actually doing music video shows. No, honestly,
like I think that would be everybody's doing reality shows, right, yeah,
and everybody the people like music. They are people who
are way into and that's like their whole identity is
music and this bands and concerts. But just in general,

(13:12):
I think that is almost like the counterplay now and
it sounds weird.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
The counterplay would be music videos on MTV, the exclusivity
on that. Because YouTube and everywhere else has all of
those all the time, they would have to demand, they
would have to do the things where uh, I hate
to mention it, but Kanye, like when Kanye would did
like a whole hour out of his album would have
to be exclusive. It's like dark, twisted fantasy thing.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I mean you could, but I kind of feel like
that would be something that maybe people would put on
almost in the background, like they would like a radio station.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
But if you tell me, like Taylor Swift wouldn't come
out with the whole visual album and that would be
exclusive on I don't know if they can before that,
bring back remote Control.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
The other kid like the MTV.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Beach House, bring that back, bring it back.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
I would love that.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
And music videos now are full productions like what Taylor
Stiff does compared to what music videos used to be
it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is this something like maybe something interactive like whereas you're
watching it you pick the next video by real time
online or sort.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Of like YouTube thing.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, right, but you know what I'm saying. But going
back to like the roots of MTV, I think that
I don't know, would love it. You can't fall off
the floor if you're MTV, right, and that's what you're
known for historically, Like, I think it's worth trying it.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
They would just have to be willing to risk the
money because again, like ridiculousness didn't really cost a lot
of money, and uh, to do ideas that you're talking about,
they have to like take that risk, and they should
because again, everything out there is getting stale and you
have to be unique and exclusive. So we'll see what happens. Also,
did you hear that Gail King she might be out

(14:52):
what Yeah, she might be out at CBS Mornings after
shake up going on over there they say. Sources are
saying that her contracts up in May of twenty twenty
six and they're not going to renew it, but they
are going to offer her another position within the within
the network.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh thank god, she's going to be fine, she's got
Oprah friend mine.

Speaker 9 (15:16):
Yeah, I was wondering, to be honest, I didn't even
really know that she was still doing that show.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, was she a thing before being friends with the Oprah.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
She was also like an anchor, right, like she was
a news ancle.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I think they worked together right at one point, like
back when Oprah was a newsperson and they were just friends.
And so it'd be like, all of a sudden, you
became like you know, like Greg Winfrey.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Like some pitchure wagon of that stuff, some.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Big institution, and you and I used to work together.
I was just wondering. He'd be like, oh, my friend Woody,
my friend Woody. What came first, like the anchoring or
the Oprah.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
A production assistant at Baltimore TV station where Oprah worked.
She then became a correspondent, was an anchor, and the.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Kind of came up together.

Speaker 9 (15:58):
And then Obrah star like you know, it hugs her up,
kind of like you know Sebastian Manuscalco right right, or
like how doctor Phil got started from Oprah And yeah,
just things like that.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
The launch.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
All right, I just want to make you aware because
I'm sure you're not watching, but there's new episodes of
the cart the Kardashians, and then one of the latest episodes,
Kim Kardashian insists that we did not land on the Moon,
which I kind of support, she said, And when asked
on the show why she believes this, she said, why

(16:31):
was the flag floating and waving when there's no gravity. Also,
the shoes don't match it, and you see this a
lot on shoes don't match.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, you see this a.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Lot online and social media where you see the famous
footprints within the moon. And then they showed the shoes
supposedly that they used on the Moon inside the museum
and the souls don't match.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Man, if only they would have thought of that before
they had the whole you know, like idea to fake it. Yeah,
you would have thought somebody in cotton flag that.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
And by the way, it's flagg getting. All these things
can be addressed by going to any like NASA museum
or NASA website.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
Just what society is on like respecting her, you know, like, oh,
she's a lawyer.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
It's like never mind, Yeah, what I thought you were
starting to be on board with the whole moon landing thing.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, No, I'm just saying like, there's a lot of
these conspiracies that later come down and you're like, oh,
there's a little bit of truth to that. I mean,
I use that because that's that's a very popular one.
I don't think they faked it, but this is the
only conspiracy theory that I could see being plausible. Yeah,
maybe you're confusing me with Greg because I'm a big
supporter of all the nast we did.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah, I believe we got one there. It took me
five seconds to figure out this shoe thing. They had
a specialized outer boot or an overshoe when they were
actually on the moon, as supposed to the boots you
see in the photos. There's the outer boot they leave.
They left it there, actually they did.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Oh they didn't want to get the story and crap
it again. All these things take five seconds to look
up there, that's why. Okay, Yeah, but like you.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Know, the Kardashians said, my mind said, it's always it
goes back to do you know how many people would
have had to keep this secret right their entire families
and the entire world.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, for so many generations.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
People had you know, morals back then. Okay, all right,
they kept things secret well, thank.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You very much, menace. It's time for your birthdays and
birthday showdayday. We're gonna sit because its.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
Say and you know, we don't doday.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
And I'll mentioned it first on because it's a segway
because we were just mentioning them. But Kendall Jenner is
thirty years old day and at the end of the
Kardashian mentioned for today, Roseanne Barr is seventy three years old.
Phil Simms today, former NFL quarterback, sports commentator, he is seventy.
Dolph lungdren Helly Rocky Yeah, and next year he's gonna

(18:48):
have one hell of a birthday. But Greg, this year
he's sixty eight. Pretty boring. Golf comedian and former SNL
Weekend Update anchored Dennis Miller is seventy two. We got
the Kate Capshaw. It was seventy two as well. Sieber
Colin Kaepernick, remember him, Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the
NFL quarterback turned civil rights activists, not by choice, but yeah,

(19:11):
got benched. Yeah, he had to switch careers pretty suddenly.
It's a lot of kind of suckings. Uh, he's thirty
eight years old today. And then your porno birthday today
is Vicky Love and today's Breakday Girl. She goes down
more than our studio Wi Fi connection every every day,
a lot of In fact, that was just happening before
we went on the air here. She has shut off
her talents in two hundred and seventy five fine films,

(19:32):
including Older Wife Versus Younger Mistress, Sex Fight Now see
best she witnesses in person. She was in Going Wrist
Deep Volume one.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Oh yeah, unfortunately it was a guy in his blood.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
She was in John Ell exam by Latex Nurse, also
Squeaky Clean Lesbians play in the Tub with Toys. She
was in Tasting Her Exotic Fruit Volume one, Foamy Rubber
Gloved Lesbian Fun Volume one and two, and then who
could figet her unfordable role in Fingering on the High Seas. Yeah,

(20:08):
that's Vicky Love is thirty nine years old today, and
that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Monday. Look what's happening in the world of entertainment
here on the Woody Show shows back? All right, welcome
back everybody. Hi, Monday morning, November the third, Today is

(20:28):
Give Someone a Dollar Day. It's day also National Sandwich Day.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Oh hell yeah. Shout out to sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Shout out to sandwiches, menace man power rank the uh.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
The sandwiches, the sandwiches, like the sandwiches, the sandwich ones.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Real retailers, Oh oh real yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Uh, sandwich retailers. I'm going Jimmie John's number one, Jersey
Mikes number one, two, dog y Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 9 (21:02):
I'm talking about major chains. Anybody that's texting.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Like Jersey Mike's. You keep asking me to do it. No, yeah,
then you're say no.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
No, no, no, Jimmy John's number.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
One, Jersey Mike's. I'll give the top of Jersey Mike's. Uh,
Firehouse subs it's pretty good. That's number two, and then
number three. Man, number three is tough. Uh you know,
I might go Jimmy John's three.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
Yeah, actually, like okay, I might go Jimmy John's Firehouse.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Then Mike's Mike's third. No, yeah, no, no no.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
We agreed to disagree, allegedly, but.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Man, you know what I slept on was the there's
always the cheese steak place at the mall food court. Yes,
so good. They're always handing out sample and uh yeah,
they have different names, different places but there's always a
cheese steak place. Ye uh. And then more recently than
the last month or so, Like I was walking through,
I'm like, you know what, I'm starving. That sounds good

(22:14):
having for the first time in a long time, and
it was awesome.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
Yeah, never sleep on the cheese steak.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
What's the one we went to in Detroit that you
took me to? Maybe we finally went to it. No,
it was not a cheese steak cheese steak place, so
sandwich shop, pot belly or.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh yeah, pot.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Because it wasn't a major change.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Jimmy John's You're out. Yeah, so number one is a Jersey,
Mike's number two is firehouse. Number three is pot Belly.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
I would put pot belly, yeah, like number one, number two,
but it's available.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, I mean they're not in every Yeah, pretty pretty good,
pretty fire to also.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Throw out Capriotti's.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Love Those aren't everywhere. You have a fresh roast turkey
every day, so good in house, it's really good. It's
a Smart Home Day National Accessory Day, and I'm not
sure what the difference is here. It's National Homemaker Day
and National Housewife Day. Is not that the same thing?

Speaker 7 (23:10):
What's the different.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Maybe housewife is women and then homemaker could be guy
or girl.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
I think maybe like the housewife is the one that's
there but doesn't do any homemakers.

Speaker 11 (23:20):
I think housewife maybe doesn't have kids and homemaker does.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I know you can't turn a hoe into a house.
I've heard that before.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Into a Homemakmaker was probably introduced in the sixties to
give it a better title. It sounds like a you
know one of those things that helps people feel better?
Is that gentrification?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Sure? Yes? Correct? Today in history, it was today, in
nineteen fourteen that the basic design for the modern bra
was patented nice by this nineteen year old woman named
Mary Jacob of New York. Before that, women just wore
these bulky like whalebone corset.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah, oh my god, like he suits back in the day.
How did they not drown?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Tiwi, Brazil, thank you old We got an after hours
voicemail and involved bras. Oh here we go eight Woodie Andrea.

Speaker 16 (24:13):
Here I keep hearing this talk about how why a
woman can't find a bra that works for her entire life,
find the one you like and then wear it, And
all the women on the show keep saying there aren't
fras at work. But that doesn't exist. Yeah it does.
What are you talking about? I was blessed with large breasts.

(24:34):
My mother did not know what to do it. He
tried several bras from Walmart and Target and none of
them worked. So she took me to the Victoria's Secret
where they measured me. I tried a body by Victoria
full coverage bra and I've been wearing it since I
was sixteen years old. Not the same one, of course.
I go and replace them, Go get a measurement by
Victoria's Secret.

Speaker 17 (24:53):
They have a lot of options. They have no lining,
they have full lining, they have push up, they have
all kinds of free style. Just find the one that
works and just buy that one over and over and
over again. Greg is right and he doesn't.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Even have fo Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, for Victoria's congratulations. Well, when you find something that
works for you can tell everybody about like, hell, have
you been to this place? Right? So that's where she
got the broad the work for her and her giant boobs. Congratulations.
It's like, hey, good jobs, a nice job. That's what
I've been nice to work.

Speaker 18 (25:24):
Godkas I like that broad place where it says, well
the alphabet starts at d.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Okay, But that's the point is that ones you find.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Okay, So because I've been brad shopping with women, it
takes all damn day.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
These these shirts that I wear. It's from this place.
I figured out what size I like from this place
in this shirt, and then I can just keep ordering
that shirt and it'll be the same every time. So
once you find one, you go, oh, this one's good,
let's get them. Just keep buying that one. Yeah, So
what's the problem.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
I don't have a problem.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
I've never found one that fits correctly truly, that's comfortable,
and then I enjoy never.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
So right now you're wearing an uncomfortable bro. I were wearing.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Jokes on you.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
No, I'm wearing a sports bra.

Speaker 11 (26:06):
And I wear sports bras every day almost all the
time unless there's an outfit that I can't wear one
with because I.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Hate them so much.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Okay, there's a maybe this is the gay part of me.
What's the difference between a bra and a sports bra?

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Is a sports bar basically like spand it or like.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
A kind of top? Can you pull it over yourself?

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (26:28):
I know, it's like a racer.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
It doesn't have an underwire.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, but if that's comfortable, wear it.

Speaker 12 (26:33):
I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
I wear it every day and they do say. I mean,
I don't know if there's an old wives tale, but
like in uh.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
Like high school, like don't wear a sports bar, you
do your boobs will droop?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh really?

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
What is it? Your boobs are droop?

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Don't wear a sports bra.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Why would that be the case.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
I think it's because it doesn't have enough support, you know, like.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
Yeah, exactly several women that's gone breast and enhancements and
then they just go with pasties after that because they
just float.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
You've been the guys so easy, Greg, Yeah, fresh, fresh
clean threads, the perfect Gene company. No, this is this
is this is how you can dress exactly like me.
I know you want to do this. Fresh clean threads
for the for the te's long sleeve and short sleeves
and polos. Okay, perfect Gene company for the for the
and they're so comfortable. I wear gold toe cruise socks

(27:23):
so gray black. I have them in two different colors.
That's it, gray and black. Gold toe cruise socks. And
then the underwear is chill Boys chill boys. They're bamboo
boxer briefs.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
Supposed to keep your nuts cool.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
No, you know what, Like it's the super soft, super
comfortable like boxer brief that that they sell and those
are fantastic. So the New Era dressed like New Era
thirty nine thirty hats. Every one of my hats is
a New Era thirty nine thirty A right, extra large,
extra large. So and you know what, that's all I
need to know. That's it. There's there's no questions. I

(28:00):
need a shirt, fresh, clean threads. I know where to
go jeans, I know where to go and what size.
Who's so?

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Who is making women change their clothes all the time?
Who's making women have a thousand different outfits? Because it's
not I right, it's not It's not Woody right.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
I wouldn't say, is it for other chicks?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I like persons and shoes a legally ladies? Or like
the nails, like getting the nails?

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Do you get my nails done?

Speaker 8 (28:27):
Because I'm a bier and I would just have bloody
stumps for him.

Speaker 11 (28:29):
But I do remember in high school, the general rule
that everybody knew was that you couldn't wear the same
outfit within two weeks of each other weeks.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That was the rule.

Speaker 11 (28:40):
I mean, that was sort of the general ritten rule
that wear an outfit.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Until all the guys were telling you that. Hu yah,
exactly what did you move on to? You're a FAWNI
guy for I did, which they sell it. Macy is
like one of those brands.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
I would always buy the black T shirts, but now
I've moved on to Unique Glow because they have special
like nylon cotton. It's heavy tea, yeah, but it's it's
light and airy as well. You know, it feels like silk.
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Shout out. And then Greg, of course it is just
straight Gucci and right, it's straight whatever I owned fourteen
years ago. Yeah, what show apparel? Eight seven seven forty
four Wooding hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven more Monday morning. What the
show is next? Hang on.

Speaker 17 (29:33):
Burn?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh my god, God back all right, we're into another
new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. Thank you
for being here. It was one of that's great gory
highwood got Menace, Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy
Morgan's here. Bones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(29:55):
You can set us a text with whatever you got
over to two to nine eighty seven finest follow us
on social media. You look for us there at the
Woody Show. And I'm gonna start with Menace because if
you're looking at our social media over the weekend, looks
like he had one hell of a weekend. Yeah, which,
as you know, the the Menace Birthday month wish list
included he wanted to stay, not even stay. The wish

(30:16):
list said that he wanted to see He wanted to
get a tour of the Hardwood Suite at the Palms
Casino in Vegas, which is a room at the Palms
that has a basketball court in. Yeah, but I kind
of feel like, of all the things in that room,
that is the that is the least cool part, dude,
because it after seeing the video, I'd never seen any

(30:38):
pictures of it or whatever. Your video. Yeah, yeah, I
saw your video. I'm assuming that's your weekend cheer.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yeah, it is, absolutely, I.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Mean I'm just guessing. I'm just guessing.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
It has five beds, seven bathrooms, five bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, it is that little speakeasy room look crazy. Yeah,
I do even know that was there.

Speaker 9 (30:56):
Yeah, I was there for twenty four hours and I
didn't like. I posted a little bit of a tour
and then the Poms reached out and they said, uh,
oh we love the the speaks and like speakeasy, Like
what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
So I started looking around. Oh there's like this little
hallway that's kind of weird, and there was a secret
door in there.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
There was another room. Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's awesome. So anyway, Menace had this on his wish list,
and then I got word that the Poms not only
were they willing to let him see the place, right,
They're like, oh you can stay there, damn not for
one night, for two nights.

Speaker 12 (31:32):
So nice.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
What does that thing to even go for?

Speaker 9 (31:35):
I I mean it varies like every hotel, Yeah, but
like on the average, because I can't even imagine rumors
of twenty five thousand night. Yeah, but it's ten thousand
square feet.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It's huge. It looks super cool.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Big one thing I've ever stayed in in my life.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean not that, not that it makes it a matter,
but like if you had what five five bedrooms, yeah,
I sleeps, Yeah, it has.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Five beds, beds on the basketball court.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, it's like five couples or whatever, you know what
I mean, everybody kind of goes in on.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
It just experience.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
This is just like one of those still expensive but
the type of sweets that they have.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, but that's just what that stuff costs.

Speaker 9 (32:13):
They had a bar in the center that you know,
seats twelve people, and like different the living room, and
I mean the place could probably fit hundreds of people.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're hosting a party.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Yeah, if you want to see it, it's on our
Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram. I did a
little tour and the tour just alone on Instagram, which
is edited, takes three and a half minutes to go through.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
It is so big. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Somebody lucked out though, because they were in town at
the same time, and that was Sammy. So Sammy came,
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (32:45):
We had so much fun. It was so cool.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
And then Sammy's family lives nearby. I was like, dude,
tell all your family stop on by.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I was watching the show wood called The Reluctant Traveler
with Eugene Levy on It's on Apple TV. It's really good.
He just travels around the world and does different things.
And he was in Canada hanging out with that singer
Michael Boublay. And they end the episode by going to
Michael bou blaze house and they are cooking in the
kitchen and just hanging out, and then Michael says, hey,

(33:15):
I want you to see something, and they go downstairs
and you think they're walking into his basement. It's a
hockey rink in his house. Maybe think of the hardwood suite.
My son would love that actual ice rink.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
It is crazy they have that.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
They have the Kingpin Suite, which is a bowling alley.

Speaker 12 (33:37):
There's a bowling alley in there too.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And different.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Yeah, and then they have the studio, see where they
have a recording studio, have a cinema suite which is
a movie theater. Dude Palms has a whole movie theater
there too on site.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (33:53):
So during the day, like sometimes you're like, what am
I gonna do during the day in Vegas? You can
just go watch a movie there.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
So many cool restaurants.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
What a birthday month? Yeah, Megai, it was so cool. Crazy.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
I think the only geers I have is I broke
my belt and I'm wearing a you broke your belt.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, so I'm wearing a shoelace. Now. I would have
thought that would have happened before you started losing weight. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
This is the whole like tour because I had to
make a new hole.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Yeah, because it got smaller, but it tore and now
you know now I need a new belt.

Speaker 12 (34:29):
And you only have one.

Speaker 9 (34:30):
I thought I had board belts, to be honest, but
I don't know where they are.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I look for them.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
So not have a shoelace today, Morgan, what about you?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
Some mine's kind of lame. Y'all can make fun of me.
I don't care.

Speaker 10 (34:42):
But cheers to creatine If you know what that is?
A dude monohydrate. I've been taking it for almost two
months now.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I've heard. I know it's something it's like you know, proteins, creatines,
things that you get like at those like uh, you
know food superstore kind of thing.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
Yeah, Seeve, I should walk in. He would describe it
better than me.

Speaker 10 (35:02):
But it's just this powder that I mix some water
and it's five grams of creatine monohydrate and so it
does help your muscles, like get water to your muscles,
help you recover. There's probably way more things, but ato acids. Yeah,
a friend and then my coach was like, yeah, you
should do it. So I've been on it like almost
two months, and man, I noticed a different I feel
so strong and.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, shout out to.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
But I mean even ladies don't be scared to take it.
I've heard it's even better for girls.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Take you hot, because I know somebody that would take
that before working out and they would get physically hot.

Speaker 12 (35:35):
Well that's pre workout, and I do take that too.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
Is that like nyasin they talk about the nice and flush.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
It's some kind of like oxide something. I don't know
the signs of.

Speaker 15 (35:43):
It, but yeah, you talk about make fund of me
all you want, but creatine rocks.

Speaker 12 (35:49):
I'm so INSTI good for you.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
My Jeers goes to obviously it was a big party
weekend with Halloween and all that. Jeers and I have
one friend that's like this, and it bothers the crap
out of me. These streamers, right, So all they do
is they go to parties. Minis you see all the time,
I'm sure, but they hire a guy to follow them
with the camera all night long and then they record
everything and they're streaming it for you know, could be

(36:11):
five people, it could be hundreds of people, and then
they just have like the fakest conversations ever. So like
these parties these days, like Halloween, it's just a bunch
of streamers walking around. Well camera's following them.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
Also they'll hire security and then so they'll act like
a holes and then security will jump in.

Speaker 12 (36:28):
And they don't need security, like there's no MICROVI.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
I mean, what do you remember this. We're staying at
hotel and there was a streaming convention happening nearby. We
were at the restaurant and all the guys they had
like cameras, yeah, like set up at the table and
there was a.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Very quiet, like hotel lobby bar kind of area and
we were just having a couple of drinks there and
around the entire place. They each had their own setup
with their ring lights and the whole thing. And they're
sitting there eating a meal and having a conversation with
I guess they were doing like a live stream and yeah,
people asking questions and I'm like, this is your job
you're doing.

Speaker 12 (37:03):
But some people that are interesting, but most people it's
mad boring.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Rights And that's the thing I've noticed where everybody and
I'm not going to out the name here, everybody wants
to be way more important than they are, right, So
it's all fake. Even though something's supposed to be like reality,
like a look into someone's life, it's all fake. Like,
no one's following you around with a camera unless you
paid them to. It's not like the paparazzi who are
looking out for famous people and you happen to be

(37:28):
captured at this place, Like, no, it's you. You hired.
Anybody could do that, and you're not gonna have somebody
just follow them around. You're not that cool, you're not
that interesting, you're not that important. But this is all
these candid shots. This is what this one radio guy
did and again I'm not going to mention names, but
he was posting a photo of him asleep on a plane, right,

(37:50):
So he's leaned up against the window and it was
just him sleeping. Somebody noticed because he didn't do a
very good job at you could see like where he was,
like he had his arm out and he's the one
that took the picture of sleep. So nobody nobody like
just oh, look he's sleeping and took a picture because

(38:12):
he's he's working so hard and he's globe trotting to
all these different events, like he did it himself and
he got destroyed online and looked like such a dude.
I just let you know, it's not me, but I
might have done. No, No, it's it's it's nobody. It's
nobody in this room. It's nobody in this room. It's
a it's another it's another big radio personality. But dude,

(38:34):
even still, nobody is like taking pictures of you sleeping
on the plane, and then they posted it and they
got busted because oh look there he's got his own
arm sticking out, taking his own picture of him.

Speaker 8 (38:46):
Sleeping and you and you know it's not real because
if you ever actually sleep on a plane, or if
I sleep on a plane, it is so ugly.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
It's me.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
You've seen it, you've taken pictures.

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Of Wait, is this the same person also a hired
security Yes.

Speaker 12 (39:00):
Oh wow, see it kind of makes sense.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
You know.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
She's gonna do.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
But yeah, stop hiring cameraman to follow you around if
you're a nobody.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
At weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Halloween was great and you know, had a great time
walking around with the kids in the new neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
But that's not my cheers.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
My cheers was the kid was actually gone for like
four or five hours on Saturday. So my husband and
I had like kind of a date, like we're gonna
get in the hot tub.

Speaker 18 (39:29):
Got it on in the hot tub, adults, we got
a kid. Yeah, Christ the hot tub. Thank you felt
good about that.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Now, how did that work out? Because typically like pools,
hot tub showers, that always seems like a more romantic
idea that ends up being for.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
The Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (39:49):
It's more it ends up being more like hand and
mouth party than you know, because you don't want to
like that all.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
These hot tub you have enough room shower, you're kind
of scool, or you can like sit.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
On this there whatever. Yeah, so I feel like the
house has lived in now.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, it was super funet no.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
On the or like up against the because we have
like a breakfast nook bench. All right, I'll let you know.
Jeers old bitches at parks?

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Why are they also angry because they're old? Yeah, it's
always old ladies.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
I was walking to the kid's flag football game and
this little poodle was like following me, and it had
a little tennis ball in his mouth and kept like
dropping it next to me, and like.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Oh cute, okay.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
So I picked up the ball and I was about
to throw it and I hear from behind me.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Give my dog back his ball.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Damn bitch, what what's wrong with you? So I gave
it back.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
I walked away like I'm stealing a ball from a dog,
like I'm going to keep it.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
What's wrong with these old bats?

Speaker 12 (40:58):
And she was just letting her dog run around. Yes see,
I don't like that.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
It was very straight.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
How old was she?

Speaker 11 (41:02):
I have some older ladies in my neighborhood who can't
see very well, so there's a chance she really couldn't.

Speaker 12 (41:07):
See what was.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
So by all means know that about yourself and just
start yelling at people, thinking like, oh, you know what,
maybe I can't see you very well. I should just
probably assume the worst.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna accuse everyone of dog napping.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
It'll give you a right to be a bit.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Yeah. I didn't like her, but otherwise great weekend.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, well talk, so I hope everybody had a great weekend.
Hit us up on the text over to two two
nine eight seven No it was not Ryan Seacrest. Somebody
on the text of it was probably Ryan Seacrest. It
was not. And by the way, shout out to Ryan Seacrest.
His dad just passed away last week and he and
his dad were very close. I sent him a text
over the weekend. And Ryan is one of the good guys.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Ryan Seacrest is one of the nicest people. Has always
been super friendly and outgoing to me from even like
my first couple of days here, and you know, just
he doesn't have to. Yeah, you know, he's reached that
point where if he was a prick, people would somewhat
excuse it. Yeah, for sure, just because oh he's so busy.

(42:07):
He's got a thousand jobs break Yeah. Oh man, he
never sleeps, and he does sleep by the way, He's
got a really he's got a really interesting schedule. He
has to figure it out, but he's got it. Really,
He's got one hundred thousand people working with him that
that figured out. But dude, Ryan's a guy. He's super
passionate about radio. Radio's his first love. We bonded over that.
We talked about like kind of you know, coming up

(42:28):
in radio and our stories, and that was like very
early on. He's been the same guy since the day
I met him until he is right now. And you know,
he's just a really good dude. And so our thoughts
are with Ryan and over the loss of his dad.
So and it's not Ryan. He didn't take the picture
of himself on a plane. You can never see Ryan
on a plane because he flies private. So there you go.

(42:50):
We're gonna take a quick break. Who got some more
of the what he showed? Trending news headlines will be
coming up next. Hang On would be considered a preservative, genetically.

Speaker 17 (43:00):
Modified, genetically modified men origin.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Maybe, yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 17 (43:06):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 12 (43:10):
My pants are around my ankles?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Do you feel each individual pump? All right? I come back.
You know, I get this little sinus thing going on,
like a lot of people do. So I've been drinking
like hot tea, yeah, like an old lady during the
British lady during the show. But it's weird, I like,

(43:33):
and I could see maybe this is what the coffee
things all about. Like I went and do you like
the routine? Well, I went to go pick up the
like a new cup of hot tea down a little
break room. And as I'm walking back, and I have
the little cups, got a little cardboard sleeve around the outside.
I feel like such an adult walking around. It's like like,
look at me, I'm an adult. I have a hot beveren,

(43:55):
I have a hot beverage. I have that random thought.
It's like, oh, look at me.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Do you feel like you have to go to a
business meeting now?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah? Good morning, cheers cut. Yeah, it's really weird.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
No way do you use the coffee machine for that?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
No, there's like a hot hot water right next to
the machine is so long it takes four Yeah, that
we have like right right next to the coffee machines,
like a hot water spenser thing. So you're lucky. You
don't know the sheer panic of when there's no coffee
or it's broken and you're so desperate.

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Oh I run downstairs in that case too, But I mean, what.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
If both are broken? I seriously don't. I'm not I
kid you not. I don't think I could go.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
It's called tea hello.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
And like, how losy that is? I don't get it.
Like the people. I feel the same way about that,
Greg as you do with the people that have like
the pot leaf T shirt, Like don't talk to me.
I haven't had my coffee. The people who treat coffee
as if it's air. You know, I totally agree with you,
and I totally admit I'm that guy.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
I know you are because two tops early and then
you Yeah, caffeine addiction.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Gotta have it all right, gena grad trending news headlines, Well.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Today is parade day for the back to back World champions,
the Dodgers. They took Game seven in Toronto Saturday night
and people are calling it one of the best Game
sevens in World Series history.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
It was exciting.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Yeah, a lot of that thanks to the eleven.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
And wanted to Yeah, will Smith hit a homer to
give the Dodgers the lead usually Nobu Yamamoto was named
the series MVP, and Clayton Gershaw now rides off into
retirement as a back to back champion.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Did do you guys see the clip of the sour
Grapes Blue Jays? Guy No was the announcer. The announcer,
this is what he said after the games got people
pretty fired up.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
There are a lot of wet eyes and I don't
doubt them, and I don't blame them for that.

Speaker 10 (45:49):
And it's gonna sound like sour grapes and I don't
really give it, but I think the the better team
did not win this series.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
I think the Blue Jays are the better team, and
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
They played baseball a certain way that was infectious, that
grabbed the attention of the fans.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
It's disheartening to see that the better team did not win.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Okay, it happened. Team sounding clip there, Tyler? Thank you?
Well you're recording? Where'd you record that from? Like the
room next door? Where'd you get that? Were you recording
a TV? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Like from a mile away? Where'd you get that? That
was literally the best quality clip back it was. Okay,
I found it from a couple of different places because
it was all.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Over I saw it. I don't remember it sounding that bad.
That's all. Thank you, Tyler. Yeah, I appreciate it. Not
thank you. That's going to mission though. It's missaive a
A plus for initiative on the quality of the clip.
Well on.

Speaker 8 (46:41):
The Dodgers are the first back to back champs in
twenty five years, and over to football, it was Week
nine in the NFL yesterday. In case you didn't stay
up to finish the first game you didn't miss much.
The Seahawks beat the Commanders thirty eight to fourteen, and
to add insult to injury, Washington QB Jayden Daniels he
might be done for the season.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Did you see the phone? That dislocation?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
He had a dislocated elbow? Always fun works when they're
bending away. They shouldn't be bending.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
They just pop it back and extension.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah, what he's going to make us all?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Look at it? I think I would faint well.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Earlier in the day, Woody Steelers pulled out a huge
win over the Colts twenty seven twenty yeah. The Rams
and Chargers beat the Saints and Titans, and the Panthers
upset the Packers with a last second field goal. Otherwise,
the Bears blew a fourteen point lead to the Bengals
but still managed to win with the last second touchdown,
and the Bills beat the Chiefs twenty eight to twenty one.
Week nine wraps up tonight with the Cardinals and Cowboys

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on Monday Night Football.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
There you go, Morgan, Oh yeah, yeah, look at his elbow.
It's not supposed to go that way. It doesn't bend, And.

Speaker 7 (47:54):
Yeah, I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
I wonder if they didn't feel that in the moment,
because they say, you're adrenaline so high that in the
moment you don't even I know.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
I know when I broke my arm skateboarding, I looked
down at it and it was all bent.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Oh, I told my friends, I'm like, hey, guys, I
gotta go home and just broke the floor. But I
didn't really feel it.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:12):
I think your brain tries to protect you from that horror.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It's good until late.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
Well, the FBI says it stopped a planned attack before
it happened. Investigators say the suspects practice shooting AK forty
seven's at a gun range and talked in an online
chat room about carrying out an attack.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
On Pumpkin Day.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Oh good.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Once that was mentioned, FBI officials moved in arrested a
bunch of suspects, mostly in the suburbs of Detroit. Investigators
say the plot was inspired by ISIS, and they're now
looking to see if these a holes were radicalized online.
You think maybe in the chat room.

Speaker 11 (48:45):
Well.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
French prosecutors say that two more people have been charged
for their involvement in the Louver jewel heist. One of
the two charges was a thirty seven year old dude.
Cops say they think he was the one driving that
lift truck that helped the thieves get to the upper
floor of the museum. The second a thirty eight year
old woman who happened to be the partner of the
truck driver. Stand by your man, say her DNA was

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found on the inside of the lift that both suspects
have been charged with theft by organized gang and criminal conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yep, it before.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
That's right, right, right, there's a MONEU haul.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
Well, the government is on day thirty four of the shutdown,
and it's looking like it's not ending anytime soon. Forty
two million people across the country have now lost access
to their Snap food benefits.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
The USDA says the program's.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
Nine point five billion dollar monthly pool basically is run out,
which may leave a lot of people needing help to
buy groceries. And meanwhile, airlines are stepping up and doing
what they can to help the air traffic control workers
who have been working without pay. United, Delta, Jet, Blue,
American Airlines. They're all donating meals to controllers and it's
just so sad. And other federal employees, so I know

(49:56):
the math seems wonky on this, But thanks to the shutdown,
both the air traffic controllers and TSA workers have missed
a paycheck. They're about to miss another, and it sounds
like they should be on their second paycheck. But I
double checked and it said approximately one point four million
federal civilian workers missed their first full paycheck around October twelve.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, cause the first one was partial, right, because of
how you know the pay periods work out, So the
first one was a partial paycheck, this last one was
a full paycheck. Okay.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
Yeah, And the weekend box office numbers are in and
there's a new number one, But it was a real
soft opening weekend. The leaders this weekend made around forty
two million, which happens to be the lowest grossing weekend
so far this year. That said, Regretting You debuted at
number one, Black Phone two stayed in second, Chainsaw Man,
the movie Raise a Arc slipped into third, Pogonia debuted

(50:48):
at fourth, and the re release Woody of Back to
the Future rounded out the top five.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
My money is in that pool early, yeah, may is
it everything you dreamed? It was an imax? It was cool? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Ellis wonder how many times. I've seen that Back to
the Future over one hundred.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Oh yeah, he's one hundred.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Came out in the eighties.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
We've only seen it thirty.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I remember seeing it in the theater. Yeah, babe, I
loved it from day one.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
And finally there was no Mega Millions jackpot winner on Halloween.
So now it's up to eight hundred million dollars for
tomorrow night's drawing. But don't get excited because whoever wins,
you only get a cash payout of three hundred and
seventy one.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
You're basically poor and it's not worth it. And that's
what's going on withning.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I thank you very much, Ga Grady. Okay, okay, I
think I know what that is. Yeah, this is the
Woodie Show. Well, tomorrow minutes in bort you gonna be
out the grand opening of the new raising Canes in
Hollywood at the corner of Highland and Sunset. They'll be
out there from one to three pm. Bunch giveaways, concert tickets,

(51:54):
theme park tickets and such. That will be tomorrow the
grand opening of Racing Canes in hollyod We're at the
corner of Highland and Sunset from one to three pm
with menace and board. And of course you can get
all the information just hit up the events tab on
our website, the woodieshow dot com. I consistently set the
standard of excellence on everything. I supported a colleague's growth

(52:18):
by sharing feedback and mentoring them, informally contributing to our
value of continuous learning and development. You're a hero. Hi,
welcome back. It is Monday, and I know Monday not
the most exciting day for people, but sometimes little perspective.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Over in Malaysia, the stories everywhere. This guy was doing
some work. He was working at a logging site when
a group of wild elephants started attacking, and nearly everybody
was able to escape into the woods. But the guy
wasn't asfortunate, and the elephants broke both of his legs.
Oh no, and so the elephant left. The guy's coworkers

(53:01):
brought him inside this building and take care of his
injuries until help a ride. While a little while later,
the leader of the elephant herd came back started attacking
the job side again. Everyone fled for cover. Again, this
guy couldn't move, so he was helpless and he was
trampled to death. So you think you have a bad
day on the job or you're not looking forward to
him Monday. Yeah, it could always be worth worse. Trampled

(53:24):
by wild wild elephants.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Yeah, not good. With AI videos going everywhere, I never
know what's real or not. But I did see this
video the other day of a dude getting attacked and eaten,
well not fully eaten, by a hippo, and I thought,
I thought they're so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
If that video was real, it was scary. AfroB.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
You don't know if it was.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I'm not sure that himself. Yeah. I did see a video,
and I forget what the other animal was, but like,
why would you mess with an elephant? I have no
idea even as another animal. There's so much bigger than you.
They're stronger than you. This other animal walked up and
was like attacking it, and the elephant just kicked this
thing and it looked like it looked like like a
like a football player kicking a field goal. Wow, Like

(54:08):
it punted this thing at least ten yards. Yeah, you
love then, and then the elephant like ran after it
and kicked it again.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Nice. Oh.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
I want to put this on everybody's radar because it
might happen to you. Greg because you said he cann't
tell if the video is real or not.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I second guess everything.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Yeah, yeah, as you should.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
But the there's a thing where people pranksters are going
into let's say a target or something, and they'll see
somebody drive in. They will videotape their car and put
AI on it where it looks like they're breaking the windows,
and then they'll go inside the target and will show
the video to the the person say look what I
just did your car and get the reaction. Or they'll

(54:51):
just like videotape them in the store and then make
them look like they're doing crazy stuff and they go, oh,
are you on medication? Because this is what you're doing,
You're acting weird. I hate and like older people who
don't understand. I think, like, what is going crazy? Yeah,
and they're like videotape them flipping out. That's why I
think videos inside stores should be banned on social media,

(55:12):
like this kind of prank stuff.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Because it's not cool.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
I mean, you go into a store thinking you're in
a safe place kind of yeah, and then yeah, being
messed with like what store wants.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
But what's the point of passing another rule? Because the
people who are going to do it. Aren't going to
care about that rule.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
Yeah, but your videos won't get monetized, you won't make
oh money.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Yeah, I do what you're saying. Yeah, So I think
inside stores is.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Just not cool. Going back to your thing about influencers.
You went to the party and they have someone who's
following them around with another camera. They're nobody's yeah, and
they have so few followers to begin with. But you're,
you know, trying to seem like it's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I'm not a big fan of the country of China,
but they have something that I think is actually pretty cool.
It's a new law and if you're an influencer that
speaks on anything regarding medicine, law, education, or finance, you
have to show proof of your expertise, like a degree,
a professional license, or a certification. And so it's to

(56:15):
curb misinformation and to protect the public from false or
misleading advice. That's a good idea, that would be fantastic,
And this is why I'm fair. I think a lot
of stuff that China does sucks, but when they have
something good, I'm gonna say, hey, good on you. China Test. Yeah,
and Chinese social media sites will be responsible for verifying
creatious credentials and making sure the posts have proper citations

(56:36):
and disclaimers. Now, of course, the Chinese government's also, you know,
very big in the censorship, So anything they don't like,
even if it is real information, they will then deem
it misinformation, and that goes back to where they suck.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
They'll in the butterly.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
But I do like the idea that, Okay, if you're
gonna be on there spout and stuff about law or
medicine or education, finance, like, you should have some kind
of degree right from around. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
I mean, like would we do a better version of that?
Though in America?

Speaker 9 (57:06):
I don't know because look at the last administration, they
got popped for messing with social media like behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, but if you had to have credentials in order
to post stuff about that, as if you're if you're
presenting yourself as an expert and you're really not, it's
like the same, the same thing. We have these stories
about people who are practicing medicine out of the Corolla.
Yeah yeah, but it was doing the penis enlargements in
that corolla. You know you can't do that either, Yeah,

(57:34):
you know, you can't. You can't be online giving information
like I know, lawyers have a lot of laws about
or things that they can't do. They have to say,
you know, I can't give you the entertainment purposes only,
or like you know, please consult a doctor, Please consult
a lawyer. Yeah, we're not able to provide you medical

(57:55):
advice because we're not doctors.

Speaker 12 (57:57):
Right, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
I have a friend who's a doctor who recently posted
because I guess there's been a lot of influencers trying
to sell stuff that's like you need to do this
cleanse and.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
It's for like worms or something, And she was like,
I need to explain to you.

Speaker 11 (58:10):
That if anyone in the US got worms, it would
be a case study because of how rare it is
in our country because of the water and whatever. But
there you can see on social media and you act like,
oh my god, I need this to make sure that
I don't and it's not even a thing here.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Well between that and like commercials selling you know, like
crazy drugs like right to us on commercials, I think
that's just kind of our culture and.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
So that's not normal other places.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
No, I didn't realize to do that. Somebody mentioned that
to me. You go to other countries, you don't see
ads for.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
They don't do direct sales for like neurological.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Medic.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Yeah, like they don't have the old people in the
bathtubs in the backyard commercials for Boner pills. They don't
have those there. Nope. They should ask your doctor about
this prescription.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Yeah, if this kidney treatment is right for you.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, set us a text over to two Q nine
eight seven.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
Sciences have officially gone back in time one millions.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Of the second and if you want an idea, how
long that is?

Speaker 9 (59:11):
Aunt? Anybody in this company listens to this shows.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
The show and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Wooding, Greg Gwennis, Juna Grad.
We get Sea Bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding, send us a
text over to two two nine eight seven Weekend Cheers

(59:38):
and jeers Cheer to the IMAX Back to the Future.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
That rule.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah, it was. It was great. It's my favorite movie
of all time and a long time since I've been
to a movie theater to see a movie, but it
got me out. It got me on. There was a
lot of people there. Although, man, the dorks that applauded
every little stupid thing they know, and they tried so
hard to sell me one of these limited edition popcorn Delarean.

(01:00:07):
Yeah sweet. Even my wife was trying to talk to me,
and so I'm like, what am I gonna do with this?

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Then your wife loves starting money on garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Well, I'm just saying, like, you know, man, the movie
theater is really figured out, like people will pay because
everybody in line in front of me, they all got
this DeLorean with like three kernels of popcorn.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
And okay, what's the price. I'm gonna guess nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It was like fifty bucks. Fifty Yeah, I'm not a
media They're insane. They're insane. And then my gear is people,
oh in general, just in general, And I know a
lot of people, and I will I will say this,
I know a lot of people are on edge for
many different reasons. Right now, you start getting to the

(01:00:50):
end of the year. For whatever reason, this time of
the year, there seems to be a mad scramble. You know,
people get anxious about the holidays, and you know, money's
type for a lot of people, and people are on
edge about politics or there are sports teams not doing
what they wanted to do, or like for whatever reason,
family stuff's going on. But I've just noticed like over

(01:01:12):
the top people are the most nitpicky about and and
just like over the topic. It's disproportionate the amount of
anger to what they're angry about, oh like overreaction. Yeah yeah,
And I see it, whether it's stuff here with the show,
you know, like man like and you guys see it

(01:01:32):
like people that text in or things on on social media,
and not that that's just with our show, but just
in everything. It's that. And it's when you see things
about uh, you know, even nice things that people post
on social media, people are rotten. Yeah yeah, And I
kind of chalk it up to everybody seems to be
really on edge. And then the other thing that everybody

(01:01:55):
can stop doing is uh stop they can stop narking
things out out to me, you know about like something
that maybe they've seen, you know, like we're you know,
I don't like people people talk smack about me or
the show or any other person on the show all
the time. Since my first day in radio, that has happened.

(01:02:17):
I I don't care if if if I decided to engage,
I would have engaged or I would have, you know,
read up on some of that stuff. But did you
did you see this? Did you see so? And And
that's also part of it. I think there are a
lot of people and and for the sake of the show.
I enjoy ball breaking and talking smack and firing people

(01:02:40):
up for the sake of entertainment. But it seems like
there's a lot of schadenfreud. So people you comments about
the show that what you're saying is that people don't
have to knark other people out to you about the
show pretty much about I mean really it's about the
show or just about anything. Like if I cared to

(01:03:02):
read into whatever it was, I would have read into
it or I would have responded to somebody none of
that stuff is yeah, is new. It just but I
think that's a newer thing.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Always called that the I just thought you should know, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, yeah, and it just uh that never really that
never really happened much until I would say, like probably
like the last five years. But it's gotten more and
more now where just in case you didn't see it,
people want to make sure that you've seen whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Yeah, they call it the rats trying to get their cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, Like I'm trying to think of a really good example.
But like you know, like a troll doesn't get the
attention or reaction they want, they go about other ways
to make sure that the trolling was at least seen.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Not done in vain.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
And so okay, it's the whole point behind like any
kind of boycott it these days are tagging a sponsors
like well, I didn't like this thing about this thing,
so I'm gonna make sure that everyone knows, and hopefully
they'll lose their job, right, you know, Yeah, I've never
heard they don't care just in just so just in
general people, Yeah, you know, and and I and I
do chalk it up to there's so many people that
are super Everybody just seems super on edge and super

(01:04:18):
stressed out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
And I I do understand it. It's weird. As I've
gotten older, I do have more and more empathy, so
I can at least see that and understand it. But
it doesn't make it any better. It's certainly not making it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
A better place, a better world quality of life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, yeah, I probably got to join her, did you
see this. Somebody called you fat, like all right, and
and yeah weekend cheers and jeers, Sammy my cheers.

Speaker 11 (01:04:48):
Is obviously to the hardwood suite in Vegas that I
leapt out on being able to go shoot because of menace.
Thank you amazing and uh and got to stay there.
I mean I had a hotel somewhere else and then
just never never did anything.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Oh you guys spent the night. I thought you weren't allowed.

Speaker 12 (01:05:04):
No, we were for the weekend there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
They gave him two nights and a photo. That's what
That's what he asked for. And then they came through
and they said, oh no, not like can you stay here.
You can stay here for two nights.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
That sounds like an amazing company.

Speaker 11 (01:05:19):
It was, and thank you Menues for being so generous
and inviting us to come. It was so much fun,
so cool, and we had a drink. Every time we
opened a new drink, we went to a different room,
which is really cool because it was drink champagne in
the locker room.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Like, yeah, some menace. I meant to ask you. So
there was like this bar in the room. Did they
have it stocked? Yeah? And was it like you had
to pay extra for that or.

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
Is it because they come with the room like all
the little weights that I don't know. I know it
had prices on some of the stuff, so I didn't
drink it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Okay, that room because that room is a premium room obviously,
so maybe they did.

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
Sure, if you are like a guest that wasn't, you know,
brought there to do social media about it, then you
probably you probably don't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Have to, but there.

Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
It was huge at Menace on Instagram, Yeah, no, at
the Wood Show on Instagram you can see a whole tour.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Sammy posted.

Speaker 11 (01:06:17):
I did put Yeah, I posted it to my stories
and stuff and yeah, because we saw Atlantis and it
was the best. What a night I know, Alanis Morisse
in Vegas.

Speaker 12 (01:06:25):
It was so cool.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
I looked like good seats too.

Speaker 12 (01:06:28):
Uh yes, thanks, thank you Menace.

Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
I bought I bought tickets, but I had seats somewhere
and then.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Ended up down and we can't have you up there.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
Thanks to the help of Menasinacho, so got another room.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
We stayed upstairs in the suite.

Speaker 11 (01:06:50):
Oh yeah, and but my jeers is the posting to
social media that was me singing along to Alanis Morriss
when I was drinking, and then I also like did
the collab and whatever, and I was I woke up
in the morning and I was like, oh, no, I
hate it when that happens when you're drinking and then

(01:07:11):
something it's posted you singing at a concert and you
see it in the morning and you're like, oh, I
shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
We posted that, you posted.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I recorded her singing along with it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
I don't think it was she's singing in general that she's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
A terrible singer. She speaks, she speak sing. What we
talked about with you know, show froddy Oki and very
monetariy should.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Do a tone test with her, just like play a
scene at dint already know funny if you want to
see the video at the show on instagramore Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
But I didn't think it was.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Bad at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
Cheers to a great container. I know this is something
we've talked about as adults like things adults get irrationally
happy about, like, oh, what a great box, you know
what I mean? And great to go container that waffle
house as it's first off plastic, not some stupid hippie,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Newspaper garbage. But you've never seen those containers before.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
I haven't had Denny's.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
But with waffle House, I usually go to sit down.
I usually don't get it to go, and I just
had when I was in Atlanta. I grabbed one to
go and it's just it's it's large, it's circular.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Very cheer Okay. I was like, I got two of them. Wow, wow,
very surprising. And you rip on other people being old.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Yeah, but again, if if it does get you know,
broken or whatever dirty as, oh well wow, everyone should
do waffle house. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
I was thinking about if that would have been my cheer,
what Seabass's response would have been to me, sad bachelor cheers.

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
Jeers however, probably first and only jeers to Elon Musk.
The self driving like eye aware system on the cyber
truck is too strict, folks in no and full self
driving on a cyber truck pretty bad ass, right, press
a little button and goes dan and you fly away for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Any tesla but go ahead and not unique to the
cyber truck, but go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
But you and you take your eyes off the road
for a millisecond and it's boom bong bong, alert, alert,
keep eyes on the road.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Safety.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
No, I don't, it's too safe to it's because they
keep getting too sued.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Yeah you know, Elon, you didn't get here by being
by playing it safe, by being ah, well, abundant a
caution person. Give me like a half a couple of
seconds to go, text check, do some text messages, grab
a drink, so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
On, snooze a little bit. That's who you will need
to do what they're driving. I'm not driving a chance
to do what they need.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
I'm not driving the cars driving, and it does a
great job of driving. And it's it's I wouldn't you
complain if it was like a little bit like, oh,
you haven't looked at the road in a minute, But no,
it's a millisecond these days week So yeah, exactly, Elon,
Let's let's all that back a little bit on the
self driving.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Great gory weekend. Cheers and jeer cheers to a perfect
and romantic and wonderful and delicious anniversary weekend. Four years
went to a restaurant that has a Michelin star. Yeah
it was. It was good. It was so good. I
feel like people was great. What did you order?

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
It was very eclectic, so Vietnamese wings, some roasted Brussels sprouts,
and a chicken bow which is like a sandwich basically
like on a pillow, and the crispiness that you can't
even imagine bottle of line. The service was incredible and
it wasn't hoity toity. It was like kind of casual looking,

(01:10:37):
but it was very upscale casual.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
But because it was Michelin, was was a portion sized, microscopic.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It was I always do that so I have They're
really big into restaurants and food. They would call themselves foodies. Yeah,
and you know, my wife and I will go meet them,
and we always have to ask, what's the restaurant, And
as soon as they say Michelin Star, I go, no,
thank you, it's going to be because typically it's going
to be super small portions stuff. I'm not interested in

(01:11:04):
eating a flower, yeah, And so it's always like it
sounds like it would be really good.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
It was fantastic, you know, I don't The portions were small,
which was kind of annoying, but it was so worth it.
And the thing I loved the most about it was
taking a bite of something and not discerning what it was.
You could have a chicken sandwich and know exactly about
what is that flavor, like when you can't really pinpoint
what you're tasting. It was exciting someone like those kind

(01:11:32):
of places.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Are perfect for something like that. He'll eat anything, you know,
he wants to be quote surprised. I'm not looking to
be surprised. I want like home comfort food type of
stuff and nice big portion.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
This was great juicy steaks. And then my jeers is
to my very own, very ugly jealousy. I grew up
in the wrong era. I saw nine billion kids on
e bikes and I thought, damn it living my child
to dream. If I had an e bike as a kid,
I'd be the happiest person ever born. And I'm too
old for it now, and I'm so jealous of me.

(01:12:08):
I have to get one, but I also don't want
to be that old dormon.

Speaker 12 (01:12:13):
But you got to live that childhood dream inside of
you so you can finally.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Look, you can get it's too late moment, like said
Simon cal turfed out so hard.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Get his own driveway. Because the thing you like about
bikes they go so.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Fast, they go fast, they're doing wheelies. I saw ones
that have two seaters, like It's not a tandem bike
by any means, but you got the main seat and
then a seat behind it. Tons of people with you know,
double riding. Oh man, And they had this one section
of the street closed down and everybody's doing their e
bikes on it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Why didn't I grow up?

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
Now you call all the nurses, text again about all
the injuries.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
The you can get an bike. I can, And that's
better than the scooter. Idea way better. You start to
get a helmet, way better. I saw no helmets.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
Did you see any crashes? No, Well there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
Simon cow got in that big bike accident. He looks great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Yeah, we'll hope you had a great weekend. You can
hit us up on the text over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
The phones are gonna be busy though. We're gonna be
trying to call in because next we're gonna do a
dumb ass contest. It's radio's most immature game, Guess whose
gas a waffle house fart. We've got a round of
Guess Who's gas coming up next. If you want to
play eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number
that's eight seven seven forty four. What are you correctly.

(01:13:34):
Guess whose gas you will be a winner next on
The Woody Show. Bizarre phenomenon.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Well, because I have been that drunk. Oh yeah, I've
bar dumpsters dumpster hell yeah, bro. And there's times I
wake up and I don't remember getting back to my room.
I don't remember how I got dressed, babe.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Yeah, And now back to The Woody Show and we
got a dumbass contest ready to go. It's ready most
immature game, ladies and gentlemen, time to play Guess Who's.

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Every once in a while, there's a you know, heavy
topic to be discussed. For recently, that's what happened. One day,
We're on the show and talking about something and like, man,
we really need to lighten this up. I just happened
to have a recording of a fart that I cut
a couple of nights earlier. And you know Greg is
always on lap hysterically and uncontrollably at those things. So
I decided to play it, and we had listeners guess

(01:14:29):
whose guess it was, and then then this contest was born.
Is the best representation of the show, Probably not. Probably not.
Doesn't make the best first impression. Most of the time,
but hey, the listeners really enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
I was about to give you a live one, but
then I realized, oh, I would crack my pants.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
It's like, oh, I feel I have ongoing homework assignments
for everybody who works on the show to next time
they feel a good one bruin to capture it, record
it on their phone and just email it to me.
And then here for this game, I will play one
of those, and then you on the just have to
guess whose gas it is. Your options are Woodie, Gina grad,

(01:15:07):
Greg Gory, Menace, Sea Bass or Morgan. We would include Sammy,
but Sammy claims that first don't make sound all right,
So first person to correctly guess whose gas will be
the winner, and we'll go right to the phones and
say hi to Jonathan. Hey, what's up Jonathan?

Speaker 15 (01:15:25):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Hello, good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
How are you all right? So we're gonna play guess
whose gas? When you're ready, say hit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Me all right, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Couldn't hold that one any Let's try that again. Couldn't
hold that one? All right? Here we go, Ready, I
call that that one the up and over. That's up
someone scaling a wall and something. All right, So Jonathan

(01:16:04):
Guess who's gas, Woody, Gina, Greg Menace, Sea Bass or Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
I think this is a pretty easy one.

Speaker 16 (01:16:11):
I'm gonna have to go with Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Show me Morgan is that is not Morgan? But Jonathan,
thank you for the call. Let's say hi to Alex.
He Good morning, Alex, Good morning, what a show. Good morning.
We're playing Guess who's gas? When you're ready say hit me,
hit me again. Your options are Woody, Gina Grad, Greg Gory,

(01:16:37):
Menace or Sea Bass. Guess who's gas. I'm gonna have
to go with Greg Gory show me Greg Gory.

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
I was disgusted character right now, Everybody who's still on hold,
keep hanging on. We'll do another round now as well.
But yeah, Alec, that was Greg gorys up and we
sent that one back to me in September. We've been
holding on to that one for a while. That's sip. Yeah, yeah,

(01:17:16):
all right, man, we'll ask congratulations. Hang on, you're a
winner on Guess who's gas? Cover depend the cover? H
it does? I don't recall. Alright, you have been boys
and girls. It's time for a round number two. I
guess all let me see, uh, let's see if we're
gonna go with next year, let me go to my
library of toots.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Is This is one of those books when you open
it up in it like the basement of the louver.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Yeah, it dust flies out of the Library of Congress
Smithsonian National Artive. So that's a good one. All right,
Seeing go to our next contestants. Say hi to Erica. Hey,
good morning, Erica.

Speaker 16 (01:17:56):
Erica, right, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
All right, So, Erica, we were playing guess whose gas?
When you're ready say hit me, hit me, call that one.
I call that one the stutter step rhythm different times.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Yeah, there we go, all right, hard sound like a
big zipper, like a do you ever have a sharp one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
The ones? I kind of like if you let's just
say you had an itch on your buttole scratch right, yeah, yeah, okay,
So Erica, everybody's back on the table. Guess who's gas? Woody, Gina,
Greg Mena, Sea Bass or Morgan.

Speaker 16 (01:18:38):
I'm gonna go with Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Show me Sea Bass. She knows she knows your butthole.
Yeah I do.

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
I know all of you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
So well, Erica, congratulations and hang on once again. In fact,
I'm gonna go back into the Let me put that
one in there before I lose it. That that was
called the stutter step.

Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
That was?

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
That was a sea bass hitter right there? Me put
that in the used toots and.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
You hear the tightness.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Now you say that you can point out whose toot is?
Who's you think you're really good at it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
So all right, let's uh, let's let's find out. Let's
see if you can pick out whose gast this is?
You ready? All right? See best out of three? All right,
here we go. All right? Whose was that? Good?

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
No, no, that was that was Morgan? That was that
was the That was the kin she can remember? That
was after she had Korean barbecue? Was that in a bucket?

Speaker 6 (01:19:58):
And aware that barn?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
How about how about this one? She's out for one.
That's okay, that's okay, here we go. She said that
she knows she won. Yeah, and you already yeah, you
already won. You already got a prize. Alright about this one.
Guess who's gas? It's like almost cute.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
He was taken into Paris Grotto.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
We named that one the sad Puppy. I guess I
guess who's gas? It's bashful Gina, that's incorrect. No, that
was mine. It was so shy, the sad puppy be Okay,

(01:20:43):
all right, I'll give you one more, one more, but
you're so far terrible at this goodness just didn't count,
all right. Guess who's gas I just called that one
shot across the bell? Guess who's gas man. It's not menace.

(01:21:04):
That one was Ginogra, always good at it. Oh my goodness. Okay,
an off day.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
The Beastie Boys won the brass Monkey.

Speaker 15 (01:21:15):
Yeah, yeahs as monkey people to steal it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
That would work monkey, that funky monkey. Hold on, yes,
live rip, oh you know what? Hold on? Yeah, you
know what? Quick? Yeah, I can't replay it to work

(01:21:57):
on it. That home monkey, monkeys monkey, munkey monkey.

Speaker 12 (01:22:10):
You're so happy, Erica.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Congratulations, your thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
You're welcome. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Guys like you pay down your right leg up, it's perfect. Yeah, monkeys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Castle, brass monkey, Monkey, that funky monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Yeah, all right, we have take a break. You're a musician,
you know. I swear it gets more mature from here,
at least in carefully here.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
We don't have a joint.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
I'm more when he show's next, Hang on the woody show.
We'll be right back. Where's you your mother? It's what's
up with? What's going in SoCal swars? You're Jeff G.
J good Hey, good morning, Jeff G.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Good morning, Whinnie showing Happy Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
It's a great day in La.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Dodgers are back to back champs, broking back, Crumball gotch
has its steps on the bag, then first to the pie.
From backs against the wall to back to back, the
Dodgers cement their dynasty.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
One of the best World series I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Dodgers could have lost this series a handful of times,
especially on Saturday night. You got to think about all
the things that happen on Saturday. The pote has catched,
the Rojas throw to home, all those homers in the
late innings. Man Dave Roberts pushed all the right buttons.
Dodgers figured it out. Y'll shee your World Series MVP
and first ballot Hall of Famer Clayton Kershaw goes out

(01:23:47):
a three time chance.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
I can't imagine a better way to go out than
the pump with this group of guys. That was great
to see.

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
The parade is today, starts at eleven at the stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Does a loop, then comes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Back for the in stadium party. All the details are
on my ig story at Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
The sports Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Moving on to the NBA, Lakers beat the Heat one
thirty to one twenty. The new trans Lechez has been
killing it. Man Well six point leading the ball Luca
twenty nine point, triple double, Austin Reevez twenty six, La
Rabia twenty five points.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Lakers are in Portland tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
NFL my Chargers beat the Titans twenty seven to twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Justin Herbert a couple touchdowns. Herbert going to the ASL
fortin Pace got its.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Herbert also led the team in rushing. Rams beat the
Saints thirty four to ten. Matt Stafford four touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Stafford looking for the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Tyren Williams also led the Rams with one hundred and
fourteen yards rushing. And tonight we got a very mid
Monday night football game. It's Cardinals and Cowboys. Cowboys favored
by three.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
And a half.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Enjoy the parade and party responsibly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
And that's your Socalo sports WHI there is Jeff you
two yes, Hey.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
What do you call a big jack? Lantern? Was a plumpkin.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
What you weigh a millennial in instagrams?

Speaker 17 (01:25:11):
I couldn't the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Lizard get a girlfriend?

Speaker 9 (01:25:13):
Fly?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
He had a reptile dysfunctions.

Speaker 17 (01:25:18):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
All right, Well, phones are open at eight seven seven.
You could text us to open to two two nine
eight seven. Well, the turn up was pretty hard. In Florida,
teacher at a school showed up high on cocaine and
then during a class that a bunch of the students
hit her vape pen. He never had these teachers, they're

(01:25:41):
so much better. Our teachers are such bores. Were so
old they wouldn't bang, they wouldn't come in high or drunk. Anyway,
word got back to the school. They placed her on
the leave during an investigation. Now the police they also
got involved. They say that failing a drug test and
vaping aren't criminal charges. Oh and so they have no
evidence that she gave her vape to the kids stole it.

(01:26:03):
So while she will lose her job, she at least
avoids jail time.

Speaker 12 (01:26:08):
That's a win right there.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Yeah right, Also great kids.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Not to nark.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Yeah solid.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Well, then how the word get back?

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
Well, somebody said something at some point, but when, But
when it came down to talking to the cops.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
No dog, sorry, like we never had we never. I
mean there was a couple of cool teachers, but I
think they were cool compared to the other ones who
were such just like dirt.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Yeah, every school had that one cool teacher. We had
this one psychology teacher who would let you show up
late and he's like, I understand, you have things to do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
It's okay. Oh wow.

Speaker 12 (01:26:37):
By high school that we had a teacher that got
in trouble for selling the kids weed. That that's cool,
really cool.

Speaker 9 (01:26:45):
There was always rumors, but nothing like crazy like that
went down. Yeah, you never heard about, like, you know,
teacher dating one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Of the studies.

Speaker 8 (01:26:53):
We did, Yeah, oh yeah, like confirmed or just rumor,
I mean fairly confirmed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Hot.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
Well, he was super cute and he was one of
like the coaches, like the golf coach or something coaches.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
Clearly dating one of the juniors and then being a senior.

Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
Are they still together?

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Oh who knows? I don't know. Anyway, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Isn't that one teacher what was her name, the one
with Billy Falal? Yeah she died died?

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah, I mean she was a
much older No, not that old old age.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
I don't know why she died.

Speaker 12 (01:27:27):
Was a cancer, Yeah, I think, oh, because he was
what the kid was It was like in eighth grade.

Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
And then she went to jail, right, and then once
she got out, they got married and had kids and
they have.

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
Yeah, they have like grown up children.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Yeah. Crazy, wow, thirteen or something like that. He's like
twenty one years old and he's got a thirty year
old Yeah, right, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
How does that work?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to two
two nine eight seven. You can move on the floor, right,
you can. You can choose something or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Then you crap in my man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yeah, that might be a deal break. And now of
the show, I get it's the early part of the week,
and they'd be like, ah god again. A little perspective.
Over in Florida, a woman was at SeaWorld, having a
great day at the parks. She just had to get
on one of the roller coasters there, and while she

(01:28:17):
was on the ride, she passed out. Not because she
had a fear of heights like greg like freaking out
on roller coasters, or didn't have any kind of medical
issue or something like that. No, she was hit in
the face by a duck in the middle of the ride.
It was knocked unconscious. Sucks, babe, no serious injuries. But
she is now suing SeaWorld sue that du air World. Yeah,

(01:28:41):
and says that the roller coaster is any quote zone
of danger. Oh god. Her attorneys are arguing that placing
the coaster by a body of water creates a high
risk of bird strikes. Well, it increases the risk of.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
Collision, but don't you know that when you see the water.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
She's suing for fifty thousand dollars. SeaWorld of course has
in comment because it's a lawsuit, but there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
You know what, fifty grand seems low. Just give it
to her and let her move on.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
You know, the like fifty Speaking of birds, then here
come the rest of the pigeons, the vultures.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Yeah, that whole thing. Like you people just settle out.
They don't want to They don't want to pay. Yeah,
they don't want to pay the attorney, speed and things
like that. They also don't want to set a president either. True,
she deserves but the first time I saw this was
with Fabio.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
That's right, right, Yeah, the Sea World, I don't think so, No,
bloody it was all on video.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Did he sue the Audubon Society? And he was bloody?

Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
He was so bloody.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Yeah, an eighty year old woman was left behind on
a remote island. We talked about that woman, I mean,
you know, yeah, yeah, and so like I keep hearing
about there's a there's a lawsuit involved there.

Speaker 12 (01:29:52):
Yeah, she could get that line eighty years old, but like, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
The deal with uh, you know, when you go on
an excursion from a cruise ship, are they responsible if
you don't get back on board? We talked about Menace
and he like just stayed in the BISA on purpose.

Speaker 8 (01:30:05):
Yeah, but if it's like if it's organized by the
cruise ship, I think it is the responsibility.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
But I don't think this one was. Yeah, they they'll
say like if it's third party or not, like you
get off the boat, you go decide to you know,
whatever the thing you're gonna go do, is it your response?
Is it there? In other words, is it the cruise
ship's responsibility because they left without her there?

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:30:27):
I think it is the ship because on cruise ships
there's like an attendant per each kind of place and
they check and see who comes in sure and we
got a call when we were late going back to
the ship.

Speaker 12 (01:30:37):
When we went on the Disney cruise, they.

Speaker 11 (01:30:38):
Were calling your wife, Woodie, saying, hey, where are you
because we're gonna leave soon. Because I was getting calls. No,
you were already on the ship. That's right, Menes was
getting when he chose.

Speaker 8 (01:30:47):
To not feel the ship.

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
So you would think that there would be calling and
realizing that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
But when it's all said and done, is it the
responsibility of the cruise ship because you didn't get back
on board, Like you're a grown ass adult, Like, how
can you turn around try to sue the cruise line
because she got left behind? Because if they left early,
even if it was a second early, but they don't
ever leave a second early. No, they actually leave later
because there's always stragglers. They always prepare for strike. It's

(01:31:15):
like Menace when he tells his wife what time they
have to leave, it's never the actual time he pads
it by.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
They knew immediately, they reported it immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
And oh and they canceled the remainder of the cruise after.

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
They found out she died. They did, It's already happened.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
They canceled the cruise. I'd be bummed.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Yeah yeah, that's like that's not going to bring her
back to life to ruin somebody else's vacation.

Speaker 9 (01:31:40):
Yeah, yeah, well this just happened just recently again where
that lady the Alaskan Cruise like a couple of months ago,
because your wife and I and Tyler we all went
hiking and.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
See that's where they went. Yeah, my wife was there.
I'm not going hiking. I was wondering what my wife
left the ship for. The I wasn't. Part of it
was the hiking.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
You're right, we all went hiking and then like a
month later, some other ladies she got lost on hiking
and then she died out there too.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
So that is that the responsibility of the cruise line.
I don't think so.

Speaker 13 (01:32:13):
No, no, not that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
But people love to point those fingers. Maybe if it's
an organized excursion and you have a point person they
have to keep track.

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
Of who's that's Yeah, you've I mean no offense any
cruise line when you've been on those excursions. Those guys
they don't exactly seem like Steve her went out there.

Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
I mean, but what if they can't find you, they
can't find you, then they just called the authorities and say, hey,
somebody was on our go deal with this, Yeah, on
our trail with us, and now they're missing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Three through three texting over twenty cruises experience. If an
excursion is purchased through the cruise they won't leave that
that makes sense. Yeah, like if it's one of the
ones that they advertise through the cruise line. Yeah, and
they're not back because they're running late, getting you know,
back from the wind watching they were doing or whatever
it was. They will sit, they'll hold the ship.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
On the website, it will always say if it's third
party or not Excursion.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. We have
a planning meeting every week and I make a bunch
of notes about the things that people in the meeting
pitch different ideas from different people on the show. And
Morgan had an idea because of this day in history
nineteen fourteen. Oh oh, the basic design for the modern
bra was patented by this nineteen year old named Mary

(01:33:22):
Jacob of New York. Oh yeah, and before that, women
were wearing these bulky whale bone corsets. Yeah, thank you,
Helm And so this got Morgan thinking. You know, Morgan
always comes up with some pretty wild ideas.

Speaker 12 (01:33:33):
Yeah, why not, we'll see what sticks to the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Yeah, sometimes she brings it up and we go, oh
my god, are you serious? We could never do that.

Speaker 12 (01:33:40):
I still want to send Samy on a trip with
the listener.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
But you married.

Speaker 12 (01:33:44):
Oh that's right, it'll happen someday.

Speaker 10 (01:33:47):
I forget anyways, this one's happening today.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
So yeah, all right, then once you explain your idea.

Speaker 10 (01:33:52):
So my idea was basically, have me, Gina and Sammy
bring in one of our bras and see if you
guys can guess who's who.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
But it's a Greg challenge, right, but Greg loves I love.

Speaker 12 (01:34:04):
Yeah, And then it's not weird because you know, is
he getna be blind?

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
It was al idea and it's not weird because you know, gayay,
it's very not threatened.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
Is he blindfolder? Did he get to see them?

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
I think he's got to be blindfold? Yeah, he has
to be blind.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
I'd be making more fun. Put the bras in the
top hat.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Oh nice, I'll tell you what that top pat has
really come in hand?

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Oh yeah, pay for itself.

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
Great investment. And I think you want me to smell
him first.

Speaker 10 (01:34:29):
Right, Yeah, that was part of the make sure sea
Bass doesn't touch any of them. Yeah, and Sammy, you
could wash them afterwards too.

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
Yeah, it's the top of the hours to laundry.

Speaker 12 (01:34:43):
Spend four minutes to be hand washed.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
I'm sure we have the Do we have the googly
eye blindfold?

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
For certainly?

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
I get that all right, Well, we'll do after the break,
we'll get to the blindfold. We'll see how uh, how
Greg does. If you know our Booby good love, it's
like broad Day. I'm not confident we're gonna try to see.
You know, there's a lot of ideas to get thrown
around these meetings.

Speaker 12 (01:35:03):
I'm not going to stick for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
I don't know. Well, I think it's because one that
we can probably legally do right. Most of her ideas
they come out of crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
Yeah, we'd all be in jail.

Speaker 6 (01:35:12):
It's like her ideas are like she doesn't want us
to work here anymore. Can put it on.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
So we'll have we'll have Morgan's Little Contest for Greg
in honor of National broad Days. That's a coming up
next year in the Woody Show, Hang On, Get Out.

Speaker 18 (01:35:29):
Get the hell out of my house in Jesus name, I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Pray you'll get in today with a lot the Woody
Show breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major
out of work. Not since the Fall of Rome has
there been this much devastation. More death, Woody, Woody, Woody,
and now back to The Woody Show, all right. So

(01:35:54):
Morgan had an idea in our meeting last week and today.
In nineteen four, team, the basic design for the modern
bra was patented by a nineteen year old woman named
Mary Jacob of New York. And before that women were
just wearing these bulky whalebone corsets.

Speaker 12 (01:36:12):
Which would be so uncomfortable measure I'm consumering. Yeah, I
can barely get a real bron right and someone has
to help you.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
You can't put that onah and you sit up straight
all day?

Speaker 12 (01:36:22):
Yeah, actually that would help.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
That would So Morgan had an idea to see if
Greg would be able to correctly guess blindfolded bra is
who's yeah, so it's a blind yours, Gina, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (01:36:36):
Unless any of y'all wear a bra, they're in the
top hat there. Oh yeah, we should have gotten Tyler's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Yeah, because it's filled with nachos all right, So Greg,
Greg's got the the googly eyes blindfold on and we're
gonna see how well he does.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Greg is a big fan despite being gay. Greg is
a big fan of cans. I like cans. I like
it when women play with cans, he does.

Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
Do you have an ideal pair?

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
That's yours difference? You know what? I not recently, but
a few years ago, realized got told by a friend
that she had fake boobs. I did not know that.
I thought that was a really good job. I said, oh, yeah,
you didn't know that. Yeah, I feel them, so I
felt them, nice, big fan.

Speaker 7 (01:37:17):
Fake boobs are so fun to fee.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
They are oh my.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
God, yeah, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
They were probably d's okay. I don't know if you've
ever felt fake boobs. They're so fun. They're very very
firm if you like to come on the show.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
They're kind of squishy, but like kind of not really.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Almost like a really ripe grapefruit.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
Yes, yeah, you kind of jiggle them a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:37:44):
Well, there's two different fields. There's this the silicon or
the sailine, so you definitely know the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
I think maybe yeah to learn. Okay, So Greg, you're ready,
I'm you got the top. Pat there here, Yeah, this
blindfold is too good. Okay, so just three and kind
of and then describe describe your feeling.

Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
Can we describe the color?

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Wow, this is incredibly padded. It is soft and squishy.
It almost feels like a fake boob. The cup is
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:38:29):
Large.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
My fist kind of fits in it, but it doesn't
envelop it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
He's got average size hands, a little large.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
This is uh okay, this I can't even tell where
the strap is. So it's all right, there's the strap.
Watching him fumble with the broad google eyed blindfold. On fourteen,
there's a mega underwire that's incredibly stiff. Now I see
why you would complain about where it was. The underwires

(01:38:58):
always complain. I've heard that before. Okay, incredibly.

Speaker 6 (01:39:03):
For support, like but you could you just have like
a like a heavier I don't know, it's still not.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Metal.

Speaker 7 (01:39:11):
Yeah, you push them up.

Speaker 12 (01:39:12):
You'll notice if you see frumpy boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
So can I feel all three before.

Speaker 7 (01:39:21):
Back into the hat?

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
This one is oh wait, okay, here is that it?

Speaker 7 (01:39:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
This is a bra.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
This feels more like a tank top. Very cottoney, this
is much larger as far as the height of it goes.
So it's like kind of a like a tank top
that you cut in half to also padded, but not
as padded as this one.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Again, smell, Greg, what.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Are you evaluating like in your thought trying to figure
out who's is who? Like, Yeah, the first one, well,
I already have an idea. Well I don't have an idea.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
Cup size compared to your fist, Let's see, is it different?

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Having a hard time discerning like which way is up
and down? Okay, I don't want to upset anybody, but
the cup size is incredibly small.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Well, like it's barely a cup. It's kind of flat,
you know, you know, it's the little pad inside. It
doesn't even make us shape, whereas this one you can
tell it's padded and it already has a rounded shape
to it, which I'm rubbing right now.

Speaker 7 (01:40:30):
You are like an animal.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
It's so, it's so credible. This one is just kind
of a basic tank toppy with a little bit of
padding in it. And now BRA three number three vastly
different material.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
This is lazy, also different so sexy, and different colors
so far all three different.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Color a nude, white, and black.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
Wow, it seems really wide. The underwire. Is feels plastic
as opposed to metal, like you basically snap it. This
is definitely lacy. The strap feels like Satine. Is this
a Saturday night braw?

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
This is this is a more dress bra. There is
no padding whatsoever, so the hand can go right into
the col no padding.

Speaker 12 (01:41:21):
Sure, yeah, of course, I.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Mean this has no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
I think sometimes women want to feel like your hand
on the outside.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Right, there is nothing. I can't see padding.

Speaker 8 (01:41:30):
It serves two purposes, either to make them look fuller
or to tamp down your nips.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
First of all, tamp sometimes padding out.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Yes, I do that a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I do that too.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
This one just seems more complicated. It's very wide, it's
very stiff on the bottom, but then nothing on the
top as far as cup size goes not overly big.
There's like I said, there's no shape. So of course
my fist goes right into it and then some so
you can fist that one, Yes, you can really fis.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Look at that.

Speaker 10 (01:42:05):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Okay, so this this is the most ample to hold
the most ample breast. I I think, I know, I
think I'm gonna nail this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Greg's blindfolded broad test. Okay, we are going back to
broad number one, the padded one soft round. I'm going
no hold on before he prefers it, so if Greg,
you're still blindfolded. So after he holds it up, the
woman in the room who's it belongs to raise your
hand and at the end I'll tell you how many

(01:42:39):
out of three correct on the.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Woman who's right put their boobs in his face.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Yeah, okay, so there's number one, all right? Number one?

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Am I making my guess? Yeah, yep, I'm saying Morgan, okay, yes,
Morgan for this?

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Are you locked in? The Morgan and number one? Yes? Okay.
Number two I'm going Sammy okay, and then lost it.
I can't find it there. This is broad number three,
the complicated stretchy no no padding one, the Saturday Night Lazy.

(01:43:13):
I'm going Gina. Okay. So you're all locked in, totally
locked in, and I'm pretty damn confident.

Speaker 12 (01:43:20):
Which is crazy. At the beginning, you weren't, I know,
I know how I am.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
So even without smelling, what do you get it?

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
You're a cream?

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
What would you what would you think it's gonna smell?

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
Like? Like? What?

Speaker 9 (01:43:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:43:33):
What kind of well, think about like, just think about
the cleanliness patterns and general body. You know, obviously Morgans
would be sweatier and grosser smell.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Smell generally everybody. That would be like a general sweaty area.

Speaker 12 (01:43:47):
I will my laundry detergents.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
Okay, this is the one works out, So we are
smelling smell this one not sweaty.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Okay, I'm totally confident. Yes, because it smells like it
was washed about ten minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Laundry ad.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
And then the third one smells like nothingness, just material. Okay,
but I don't I don't smell perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
I smelled. I don't smell anything.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Does it smell like a certain boyfriend or her husband's
hands boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Well, Greg, yeah, blindfolded after feeling and now smelling all
three bras out of the three bras, you were correct
on all three, No matter what.

Speaker 10 (01:44:52):
Yeah, I'm not having Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
What the laundry smelled? Oh, look out small than get right?

Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
That is my Saturday night brock.

Speaker 12 (01:45:05):
I to keep it real by using my everyday thing.
I rarely use that one.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Now that I can see this, I would honestly not
even know if that's a brockports, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Think, what is that? I guess I'd never in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:45:19):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
I'm sorry, can you put your boobs down? Because I
couldn't hear you?

Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
Well, nice work to take things up a notch.

Speaker 8 (01:45:26):
Next time we're going to put our naked boobs in
your face and then you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:45:29):
Tell us who's right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Look at Gus black only.

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
Underwear one I wear?

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Next time it's only smelling wow Woody show text in
nine eight seven and people like your uh, your broad
game idea there.

Speaker 12 (01:45:49):
Morgan, Yah, I just did such a great job you did.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I'm very proud of myself.

Speaker 12 (01:45:54):
You're good at describing things as well.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Thanks were six six one. Absolutely love you guys. I
love the segments. I love to be in those meetings
when you're brainstorming, just to hear all the ideas that
don't make it to air.

Speaker 12 (01:46:10):
There's so many good ones. There's a lot, yeah, the
best ones.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
I'm trying to remember exactly. There was one that Morgan
threw out there at one point. I'm like, oh my god,
I remember something about like like like have women who
have had an abortion calling like it was something along
that you guys, remember that one.

Speaker 7 (01:46:29):
It sounds sound like Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
I like how you starts like, all right, guys, she
workshops backwards where you come up with a name for
something and then you and then we say.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
And how does that work? You're like, oh, I don't
know meetings. Yeah, I like the ideas where you don't
shave for a month.

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
Oh yeah that was yours, thank you, and has the.

Speaker 12 (01:46:50):
Longest hair you remember, Now let's do lady, No, I'm
bere for all the way.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
Let me touch your leg right now?

Speaker 12 (01:47:02):
Yeah, but I will go.

Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
Damn, she's like a barbie leg.

Speaker 12 (01:47:05):
But I will go all month if we will do
this competition that I pitched.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
She wasn't talking about leg here. I don't think talking
about pubes.

Speaker 12 (01:47:11):
Yeah, we can all participate, but you can touch if
you want to.

Speaker 7 (01:47:14):
It's probably beare, but let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
Come on, And that was one of our ideas, like
everybody grows their pubes out and then see who had
the longest pube, have.

Speaker 12 (01:47:24):
Them sitting out next to each other. Yeah, I'm just
saying what we would have to do for this.

Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
We would also need a blindfold again because they're diferent colors.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
This is exactly how the meeting goes by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
Yeah, somebody kills Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
This This guy in France is going viral for something
we talked about a few weeks ago, the idea of
getting Greg a sponsored wedding. He sold ad space on
his wedding tucks in order to help fund the wedding.
I did see this guy.

Speaker 6 (01:47:58):
Yeah it looks it didn't look that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
It was all like white logos. Yeah. The companies took
him up on the offer. He sold twenty six ads
on the suit. He thanked those companies on Twitter and
said the wedding was a success because of it, about
ten thousand dollars for those twenty six ads.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
I was asking Mario a hypothetical question over the weekend.
If you could get your a car that you like
for free, but on the hood I had like a
logo of a restaurant or a brand.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Would you do it? He said, No, I really totally
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
Oh do it all day?

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
What if it was a picture of like somebody you know?

Speaker 9 (01:48:35):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Did you ask Mario about the sponsored wedding?

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
I did, and it was one of those Oh we'll
talk about that later, we'll think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Oh, oh so off, Yeah, of course, all right. I
mean that's weak. I'm fine with that, that's fine.

Speaker 12 (01:48:50):
Yeah, but it would have been fun. Yeah, it could
have made it this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Yeah, I can't. I just can't figure out who wants
to get married less for two people? Who are you know, like,
I can't tell if it greg or Mario who's lessened
to the idea of actually being married, like legally married.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
It might be me at this point. Yeah, yeah, because
it's just coming gone, you know, like it never happened.
It's fine now we're playing people like that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
So I'm kind of who is it? Tim Robbins and
Susan surandoning it?

Speaker 15 (01:49:18):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:49:19):
Whatever that means?

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Do you know who Tim Robbins is? No seen the Redemption? No,
you've never seen the like not once? Well? Really great?

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
How about uh Goldie Hawning Kurt Russell.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Just Goldie haunting it? Right? Do you know who that is?

Speaker 12 (01:49:39):
I'm just so young.

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
I heard her name, But no, that's her mother.

Speaker 12 (01:49:45):
Okay, okay, so Kate Hudson's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
K Hutson, right, yeah, her mom was also an actress.
It has done a ton of things. Never married. Kurt Russell,
who was the first guy Robbins. Tim Robbins I believe
that's his name, right, Yeah, he was Andy Duffrayan in
Shoshank Redemption, the main guy. Okay, and he the guy
I went to prison, is still dating Susan Sarandon and
they never got married.

Speaker 10 (01:50:08):
I thought Tim Robbins was the guy that has that
show The Chair Company. Know that Robinson, the younger Tim rob.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
Redemption is another one of my favorite movies of all time.
I can't believe you've never seen that, not once.

Speaker 6 (01:50:22):
It's on all the time on how have you avoided
I'm beyond Yeah, we're cut the board. But blood, I'm
a millennial.

Speaker 12 (01:50:35):
I've never had cables, so take that.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
I think you never really mean when I.

Speaker 12 (01:50:41):
Lived at home, yes, we had cable, but on my own. No,
I'm not paying for cable. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Come on, losers? Yea, what do you watch then?

Speaker 12 (01:50:50):
Streaming stuff or you know, links to things that are
watching the laptop.

Speaker 11 (01:50:56):
I mean that makes sense for her age range, in
the sense of when she would have first been on
her own, a lot of people had already cut the corse.

Speaker 8 (01:51:02):
She just never did with Oh and speaking of that,
I heard a new term over the weekend. I was like,
what does this mean I had to google it. Someone's like, dude,
this this new vertical is so good. You guys do
verticals like this this vertical?

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Do you know what that means? I've heard them say
that in the sales meeting around here, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
I don't know what it means that are skateboarding.

Speaker 7 (01:51:21):
Well, vertical is.

Speaker 8 (01:51:22):
From what what my friend was touting is when they
shoot like shows in vertical, so they are better for
your phone.

Speaker 6 (01:51:31):
There are a lot of cheap soap operas.

Speaker 9 (01:51:33):
Yeah, exactly, those verticals. Those were the weird soda soap
operas that I've been talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
Like mobs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
People used to get shame for that.

Speaker 6 (01:51:42):
Yeah, well this is the this is the designed thing.
The new car Knarks videos are like that too, and
doing quite well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Shut Out on.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
Instagram always goes back to Sea bats right and me too.
About Diane Keaton, Warren Batty.

Speaker 12 (01:51:55):
You know I read of Diane Keaton.

Speaker 6 (01:51:58):
Yeah, she just does you know one man.

Speaker 10 (01:52:01):
I know Diane Katon because she just died and all
made a big deal about it to Warren Baby.

Speaker 6 (01:52:06):
No, there's no way she knows. Warren Baby, what's he
done in the past twenty years?

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 8 (01:52:11):
Do you know who Robert Redford is or Paul Newman was?

Speaker 12 (01:52:14):
No sounds familiar, but no, we could go all day
the salad dressings.

Speaker 14 (01:52:19):
Yeah, he was the peanut butter salad dressing guy. All right, Eve,
I've ever sad anything I've never seen pull hand lucran.

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is eight seven seven forty four Woodie, but us follow
us on social media at the Woody Show. Greg Gory
parting Words of Wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:53:17):
Please if it costs you your peace, it's too expensive.
It sounds like something my mom would say.

Speaker 2 (01:53:26):
Well, I mean it makes sense. I mean yeah, it
is something your mom would say, it's something my dad
would say, but for some reason it comes off old timing.
It totally does. But I did see that the other
day and it's true. Oh damn, that'd make a good mug.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. I would thank you
so much for giving the Woodies Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know, love it, Appreciate you

(01:53:47):
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Get you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
SMD double M. Quit this bitch.