FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 5th 2025 Podcast

Cameo and the Cheapo, New Headlines, Woody Show Crossfire & More! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is adlies. The Woody Show is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. I'll
say it's Wednesday. It's November fifth, twenty twenty five. Hello
and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, that's Greg Dory.
Hiwood Have we got Menace, Hey, Gina Gratis here? Sea

(00:59):
Bass is right there. I think you should go to
the doctor every time he belches. We just right before
we went on the air, and the way I described it,
it's what I say is like boiler yeah, very yes, No,
there's not a lot of air in there. It's just like, yeah,
it's yeah. It's kind of like a dumbass Tyler when

(01:20):
his guts were rumbling.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's like a cauldron.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's like that. I would imagine that's what kind of
death sounds like, Yeah, sounds hot. Yeah, there's Sammy. We
got Morgan, she's our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer.
Dumbass Tyler is here along with Bort, and we've got
Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. The
phones are open at eight seven seven four wood you

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can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Coming up on the show for you this morning,
Cameo on the Cheap. Oh fun little game. You know,
Cameo is still.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
A thing still out here.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, and so you can get those personized greetings. My
my wife has gotten those for the kids before.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, I've done them.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, yeah, little personalized greetings from the different celebrities that
are on there, different price points, price levels, and yeah,
and so you know, we have these different categories, so
it could be music or could be comedian. Little teaser
here we get it.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
We have first time ever something happens for the first
time ever in this edition of Cameo on the Cheap.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's coming on later on in the morning, Cameo and
the Cheap And then whoever ends up being the cheaper
get we get we get a customized greeting from that person.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Just guessing about the numbers. I think idiot can do that.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So anyway, so that's that's on the show this morning.
We're going to talk to our friends Hammer and Hank
and Half Big Noise for some WOODI show Crossfire, that
and more trending news headlines. Mess gonna have the latest
in the world of entertainment, birthdays, porn of birthday all
on the way you're on the Woody Show. I was
reading a story about this factory worker got about eighty

(02:58):
seven thousand dollars from his employer or by mistake, he
got in in the form of a paycheck. Just kept quiet, right,
and eighty seven thousand dollars check and refuses to give
any of it back.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The money was supposed to go to thirty four employees
at a different branch, but a software glitch sent it
all to him.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I think they're going to get that either way.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The courts ruled against him, saying the payment wasn't considered
salary and he has to return it. But he has
appealed and says that he's not doing it. Oh, it
got a jail with that. It's a factory worker in
Russia who's advising this idiot. Yeah, and of course his
name is Vladimir, wouldn't it be I told him here?
How would I would you say that name? Greg Rush? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Rush?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I don't know. Oh man, how would you say,
I don't know? You're the Russian guy? Greg Rush?

Speaker 7 (03:50):
I told you this happened to me. But over a
course of a year and they found out it was
about fourteen thousand dollars, and they told me that I
didn't have to pay it back.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh I did, anyways, that you didn't have to. Yeah,
that I didn't have to. They're asking if they they're
asking if I if I could, But I didn't have to.
So why did you?

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Because of I thought the relationships with the people that
I worked with that ran the company was more valuable
than that fourteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's also taxes, so menace of the one thinking, oh,
we're a family. Yeah, I mean the company says that
to people all the time, we're family, and then they
fired their family. But I think I was correct.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Yeah, well, someone was going to get in trouble for
the mistakes the money.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
No.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
I hated the accountant to actually mess that up too,
because he's gonna be over on some other stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
But no, it's technically the right thing to do.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Found the founder of the company who gave me the job,
who I was really cool.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I thought, you know, it was the right thing to
do to pay it back. Was it a radio company? No, Oh,
then if it was one of these radio companies, I
would have just kept it. Yeah, there was a there
was a thing. I think I've told this story before,
but God on one of the economic downturns, and they
went around to everybody saying that everybody was going to

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take a ten percent pay cut. Okay, I worked for
this one company called MS and they were doing a
ten percent pay cut. And anybody who wasn't in a
contracted employee had no choice, right they do, Yeah, just
a ten percent, all of a sudden, off the top.
And then for the people who had contracts like I did,
they had they had.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
As I got one of those phone calls.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, and so they said, hey, uh ten percent, and
I go, no, not dog no, and and so it
was one of those things. And they were really big
and they were nice people and everything. But I'd already
been fired by this company once before and then rehired,
so I already knew how the story goes. At the
end of the day, they're going to look out for themselves,
which is what I was doing. And I thought to myself, well,

(05:56):
I mean I could kind of what Mena said other
nice people and where. But here's the thing. I knew
what my value was at the at the company, and
I and I asked them a question. I said, so,
why is this, Well, you know, if if we don't
get a full participation, but there's going to be some
people that will have to let go in order to
meet this number that we were supposed to hit. And

(06:16):
I go, okay, well, I can give you ten names.
Ten names right now, the people who don't pull their weight.
It was quiet quitting before. Quiet quitting is what these
people were doing for sure. And they go, oh, well,
you know, we really don't want to have to let
them go, and you bah blahah. I said, okay, but
let me let me ask you a question. Let's just
say I do this five years from now, and you're

(06:37):
going to you're going to, you know, replenish the ten percent.
At some point it'll go back up ten percent. Yeah, yeah,
of course, sure. I go, all right, So let's say
a few years after that happens, I have something in
my life that happens where I go, you know what,
for the next two years, two months, I need more
money next two months, so just use that. I'm going
to need an extra ten percent in my in my page.

(07:00):
Are you going to do that for me? Well? I
know the answers now, yeahs for those reasons, I'm out,
and you know what, and people are worried that they
didn't do it. They were didn't get fired and that
was their choice, and you know yeah, and in that moment,
I really didn't care. And it all it all worked out,
and they did. They did end up letting a couple

(07:21):
of people go, but I didn't care about that because again,
these were like, yeah, these are people that were the
one guy he would lead. He would get in late
every day, he would go to a two hour lunch
fun and then he would leave for the day by
three thirty. And I was like, dude, and then he
was he was shocked when he got let go because
he had worked there for so long. Ones. Yeah, it's

(07:44):
it's those guys.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
You got a similar call, Yes, you.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Say, yes, I was Hemmin and hall In and I
said what. I calculated quickly that they didn't need me
and that I would be someone who I think they
would consider expendable. Because I was new. I said, okay,
I just take it leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, oh so you did, Okay, Well, I was I.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Was brand new and I knew that they they did
not much.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And that is called situational awareness, right, like you were
aware of your situation. I'd been there, I had huge ratings.
The show was responsible for a lot of revenue on
that station, So I felt pretty confident. Yeah, and if they,
if they would have done something, I would have been
okay with that.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
You were willing to back it up?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, And it worked out. But these companies, like
they want you to take a little pay cut here,
a little snip there, a little extra responsible to hear,
But when you need them, would they do the same
for you? And if the answer is yes, never leave
that company, Never leave that company.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
And let us know what company.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Like.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I love the people that we worked for here very good,
They've been very good us and everything else. Do I
think that they would turn on me in a heartbeat? Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Can we see it all the time? I just guessing here.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah. So this story has gotten viral and somebody had
asked for time off work a work manager. So this
is a gen Z employee who asked this work manager
that said, I recently had a breakup and I haven't
been able to focus on work. I need a short
break from the twenty eighth until the eighth.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh my god, that's not short. Yeah, so twenty eighth
to the.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Eighth requesting time off after a.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Breakuppy didn't put the reason in there.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
The manager praised the honesty of the request, calling it
the most honest leave application he had ever seen, and
just approved it. But the post has gone viral because
people are like, dude, what's with this crazy shift in
the workplace with everybody just you know, being completely unprofessional,
like that is not professional at all.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Well, that's the thing people say. Well, these kids got
it tough enough because the real world. I'm like, ah,
the real world's getting pretty the.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Real world's gotten pretty sold. I can never imagine calling
in asking for time off because I'm sad over.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
A breakup, heartbroken.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, we asked that during the pandemic when people were saying,
you know, you can't do anything, so I'm just going
to quit my job and travel. Is everybody a multimillionaire,
right it seems that way.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yes, Now, in modern times, had that happened to her situation,
Gina's situation happened her, she would be like, yeah, and
she would have just said whatever, because apparently she's just
independently wealthy.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
She was the newest employee in the door and prone
to be the first one out. She wouldn't have cared people.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh, I'm sick of living in an apartment during the pandemic.
That's why we're going to buy a house.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
For twice as much as it even though I quit
my job.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah yeah, I'm going to be working from home from
now on.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Right a digital nomad.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can text us
check in with us over to two two nine eight
seven The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody but you.
Today is Wednesday. It's November fifth. It's American Football Day.
Oh that was the best kind of football. You can
spare me all the soccer stuffs, Yeah, no, thank you.

(10:57):
It's it's gunpowder Day, real National advent calendar day.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah yeah, okay, I did, I already got mine.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Christmas Nork Sorry, National Chinese Takeout Day, It's a National
Redhead Day. And today is National Stress Awareness Day, be aware,
and today in history medic I know you love these.
Nineteen seventy two, Susan B. Anthony attempted to vote in

(11:28):
the presidential election. Oh really, wait, what year you said?
I'm sorry? Eighteen seventy menace Today in history in eighteen
seventy two, Susan B. Anthony.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Okay, I thought you were going to say, like her
corpse coin drops. Eighteen seventy two, Susan B. Anthony attempted
to vote in the presidential election, and while she went
on trial the following summer, she never paid the one
hundred dollars a lot back then.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, man, she showed up underrated hotty by the way,
Anthony full Bush or what do you think? It was
everywhere and anywhere? Yeah, right to the belly button, Susan B.
Anthony full Bush, it comes up.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
What's her name that made the flag? She was definitely
what's her name? Betsy h She was a certified battie
because dudes were trying to get with her all the time. Yeah,
she had like four husbands.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Was cute, made.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Hot?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, she was so domestic. Yeah, what's her basement? We
got to have birthdays in the porn of birthday coming
up here in just a moment. First, the update with
Menace of what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Well, uh, I guess news travels slow from down under
because I didn't even have this on the radar.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
But a couple of days ago, Liam.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Gallagher scolded a fan after he shot a flare into
the audience during their show in Australia.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Soccer thing to do.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Yeah, so he boasted on X he goes you massive
c word who launched the flare into the crowd last
night at the gig in Melbourne. I you're seriously fed
up in the head and I will be finding you, trust.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Me, because you see this in like soccer games where
they're all this smoke and fire in these stadium.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Who's the stance catch on fire?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
So like a barbecue going on that is insanely dangerous.
Those things are hot and they don't go out.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, and I like me.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
I think I heard in an interview with what's that guy,
the big Australian comic No No Je Jam Jefferies, he
was talking about how it's crazy over there too, where
they have cameras everywhere, like that's a good you can't
really get away with anything. So I'm sure they would
find this person.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Now.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Coca Cola once again is dropping their holiday commercials and
this time they're using even more AI than before, and
the AI haters hate it and they're talking all this back.
But yes, they have double down and they're adding even
more crazy, more elaborate AI to these commercials. And they
make the argument, hey, even though we're doing these AI commercials,

(14:20):
we still had over one hundred people working on them,
and that's almost as many as we did before when
we weren't using AI.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Who's really bitching about this the actors unions, it's cool
now though, you're gonna see this term online.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
You're gonna hear the term or see the term on
social media AI slop. So the second they see AI, yeah,
they're gonna criticize it and just talk smack about it
because they want the engagement themselves of people liking their
posts talking ish on the AI and the type of
people that are talking crap on this.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yeah, that term comes from how especially early AI, you know,
early like six weeks ago, like it would look real
janky and people's mouths wouldn't move operly and their fans
would be all.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Example is Will Smith eating spaghetti right?

Speaker 5 (15:04):
But now is we've again, in a very short time,
we've basically beaten that.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
And I'm sorry, but they're claiming that double the amount
of people worked on this AI.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, no, no, just as many.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh just as many.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, yeah, I guess what the reason, it will be
fewer and fewors the years going on.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's just the way it is.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
That's that's how technology works.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
That's how the cookie crumbles the sausage gets made. All right, Well,
speaking of nostalgia, now have you seen this? A Nostalgia
Night with mcaulay culkin and Home Alone, the fifth anniversary
tour that's kicking off November twenty second.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I heard about it?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
No, Yeah, are you know a big homblo? Were you
just a little too old for Home Alone?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sammy? Yeah? Nomelone is great. Yeah, I love Home Alone. Yeah,
well he's hed like Home Alone.

Speaker 11 (15:47):
Everyone likes Tom Alone.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
He offered it up and there was like a no.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Was happening. Yeah, he did it last year too.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Yeah, thanks manas well, he's hitting thirteen cities if you
have not heard about it. The first one will be
in Long Beach, California, and I'll be wrapping up in Brooklyn,
New York on December twelfth.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
I mean, I'm into it.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I just am curious what he has to.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
Say or what I just want to watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
There was the thing he's got like and I feel
like they keep doing the Home like remaking Home Alone
in the form of a commercial.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Zeitgeist.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah they did something last year, and now there's a
new McCauley cull can add for a company that provides
whereas it oh in home non medical care for seniors
called home Instead, and since Home Alone celebrating the thirty
fifth anniversary this month. The ad plays like a sequel
that many years later. Now you're just a little clip
of it, so as is now grown up. Character Kevin

(16:42):
is talking to a family member on the phone. He
gets confronted. Remember the old man Marley. Oh, yeah, the
old dude with the shovel. Yeah, he gets confronted by
old Man Marley's granddaughter. Here's a little clip.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
I just worry about mom being by yourself, you know,
when she falls down.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Or gets known in and never didn't catch itself finished, almost.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Slayer, We'll call you back. You're a jumping one, aren't you. Sorry?
I thought you were this old man Marley. That's my
Graham's what's all this? My mum's getting older. Have you
tried talking.

Speaker 11 (17:12):
To her about getting a little help?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I'm afraid to bring it up. It's not easy. How
you feel about family is a complicated thing. How is
that it's true? Your grandfather's the boots at me if
you like nails down. Okay, see I don't need all that, like,
just just show me the movie and uh but good
for him. That really doesn't do it for me.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Well, no, he needs money. Thirteen cities coming at him
all right. Anthony Hopkins's wife speculates that he has autism,
but he thinks it's nonsense. Why does she think that?
Because he She says that he's obsessed with numbers and details.
His response was, I like everything in order and memorizing.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
See this goes back to the point of you know,
because he wants things in order, So he is the problem.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
You have a disorder. You have a disorder for one
to them apparently, so he must be crazy. Yeah, he's
got to be nice.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Therefore you're a mania. Yeah, you're a psycho.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I would say, like, maybe they need to get their
heads checked, right.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
You follow it up with what I don't know what
the hell she's talking about.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, remember what we just used to call these people
Type A. Yeah, they're just organized.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well it's first started with OCD. If you like things organized,
you had OCD and now apparently it's autism.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, Menace, no problem.
Time for your birthdays and for your porn birthday. Both
showday were gonna shiver. We don't sit, Beau. It's Shiday,
and you know you don't do And we'll start with
the celebrities. Happy birthday that Jason Kelsey, who's thirty eight

(18:44):
years old today, obj Odell Beckham Junior is thirty three.
Brian Adams, who just met at the Successful He is
sixty six years old today, Menace. Today is Chris Jenner's birthday.
Oh shot, Chris Day her mayor Lord of the Kardashian
Empire seventy.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
I didn't add this, but your friend, God, why do
I go blank when I need to pull up the information?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Kaitlyn Jenner, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Not Kaelin Jenner, but god, your favorite comedian, female comedian,
red hair. Yeah, she just had her third facelift.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Wow, and they're going really well, it's working. Yeah. Robert
Patrick is sixty seven. You got Johnny Greenwood from your
favorite band? If she's my favorite comedian, Radiohead's your favorite band?

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Absolutely, I love their fans. He's fifty four.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Sam Rockwell, who won Best supporting actor Love him for
three Billboards Outside Edming, Missouri, which never saw that. But
he was in Green Mile. That was a good movie.
Iron Man two, He's fifty seven, Till the Swinton is
sixty five and weird. Kevin Jonas, the oldest of the
Jonas brothers, is thirty eight, and Art Garfunkel ah Our

(19:54):
Garfunkel from Simon and Garfunkle. Yeah, is eighty four years old.
Your porno birthday is Molly Stewart.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Not Kathy Griffin.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
No, and today's birthday. Girl. She's been fingered more than
a bowling ball in one hundred and thirty nine fine films,
including Trick or Eat Her Kidding. She was in sixty
nine Ing and Vibing Volume one, also Locker Room Licking. Yes,
she was in When Girls Shower Together Volume one. She
was fantastic in Squirting Out the Truth, also Lesbians in

(20:26):
Training and Sammy. How about the holiday film Horny for
the Holidays?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Oh, I get it.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
That is Molly Stewart because you are I know he
was thirty four years old. Today met you porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays and that is a Wednesday morning. Look
what's happening around the world of entertainment here on The
Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, so I
have some audio to play for you. This is during

(20:52):
Sunday's Chiefs Bill's Game. Fans noticed that Tony Romo was
making some weird noises while he was talking. It kind
of reminds me of when everybody was pointing out and
I have yet to really key in on it, but
apparently Menace makes some noises. I do, I do I
I hear the back. Yeah. I try to focus in

(21:13):
on it. Yeah, I call it the ramp up. Yeah,
I call it.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Really got to be in the studio off mike, Well,
what do you be talking?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
He'll be like, it's like it's me thinking out loud,
but it's the sound of thinking. But my due.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
My, uh my my friend's mom. Every time I call,
she would follow up every.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Sentence with yeah. He's like, oh, is Lewis around? Yeah,
he's gonna be there in a minute. It's like, uh,
it's like Metallica, James Headfield like everything. It's like how
you doing today? It's a very case anyway, So Tony
Romo is making some weird noises while he's talking. The

(21:59):
fan on social media. They were not pleased, uh some
calling him the worst. One fan said the downfall of
Romo's career needs to be studied. Romo has said before
that he has received praise from both CBS and broadcast
partner Jim Nance, but fans have called both of these
claims into question because you know, I like Tony Romo's knowledge.

(22:23):
His delivery leaves a little to be desired. It's all
the same, you know, like it's something, Oh, here we go, Jim,
Here we go, Jim.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
It's too Yeah, I can't take excitement.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Maybe a little bit of a little bit of that. Here,
here's here's the clip that is going around with this
whole thing right here, and then another hold right there.
I think it was he does a lot of that.
He just finished, Jim, that's what I do, very very quietly.

(23:00):
Then you'll see right here, and then another hold right there.
I think it was.

Speaker 11 (23:12):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I thought it was so subtle you wouldn't even notice.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
He sounds like he's trying to see how long he
can hold his breath for until he finally releases that,
and like he's talking without breathing.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
When he started, loved him and then he's kind of
like grated on me, and it's about to cross over
and to do not like Jim Nansen's classic. People give
Chris collins Worth a lot of grief. I hate them
because he's a Bengal, a Cincinnati. He's such a Steeler hater,
so I can't stand Chris collins with But I think
he does a decent job. Sure, other than they find

(23:43):
whatever the player is of the moment that they just
can't stop just like nobbing them, like anytime the player
won't even like Patrick Mahomes might not even be in
that game, but they'll figure out a way to work.
They did the same thing with Brady, like they'll they'll
figure out a way to work their name into the conversation. Ready, Yeah, right,
But I think Tom Brady's done a really good job. Yeah,

(24:04):
I think he I mean, I know you're biased. I am.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
I'm very best and I also hated Romo from the
start because I'm biased.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, but I think I think Tom Brady's done a
really good job because he has the knowledge like Tony
Romo does, but he doesn't have that annoying delivery the
way that the way that Tony.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
So weird.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
All right, Job eight hit us up with a text
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Okay, I think I know what that is.

Speaker 13 (24:41):
Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, nippling but hooler. Yeah, going on, it's another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here, coming some of your time today, what
Greg minis? What up? We got Sea Bass? Yeah, we
got Sammy Morgan is here and Gina's over there checking
me out.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah. She likes my legs.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, she watched the video.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
You want to touch them again?

Speaker 14 (25:06):
I do?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You're so crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh, legs for days.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
She has legs for days, and they're so soft like
Barbie legs.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You might luck out, I hope. And if you get
a room and I'll give get a second key, yeah,
get her off this like Greg's sitting a cup chair. Yeah,
I'll check it out badly, Yeah, Gina grads. Trending news headlines.
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Well?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
The drawing for the eight hundred million Mega Million's jackpot
was last night and it went unclaimed. In fact, no
tickets match the five white balls at all. The jackpot
has been growing since right five of them, though somebody's
left out since last June, and it's expected to be
around eight hundred and forty three million in the next

(25:46):
drawing on Friday. So if someone wins that the lump
sum option would be around three hundred and ninety two
million before taxes. But there's a bunch of withholdings which
would bring your lump sum down to like two forty seven.
So don't get too excited. Don't even bother me and gregil.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Just I'd like to make an announcement.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I'm buying the next mega millions and if I win,
I will give a listener one million dollars. Whoa, yeah,
look at you, a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So generous.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Well, yesterday was election day across the country. It was
a big night for Democrats. Prop fifty pass in California.
That's known as the Election Rigging Response Act, So now
California is allowed to use a new congressional map that
basically gives five more Democrat seats in the House of Representatives.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I hate all of it. I hate the Texas thing,
I hate all that the other states that we're doing
it because don't you realize that this just completely takes
away the power of the people. Right, So, I mean
it goes for both sides, right, because now the other
side will then respond. And I kind of like one
of these guys I forget who it was, was talking
about how, you know, oh, well, we can get rid

(26:50):
of the filibuster to end the government shut down, and
they're refusing to do that because they said, you know what,
that'll be wielded against us later on later. So, but
we're already in this now with this whole redistricting thing,
and so a couple of other states, a handful of
other states have already done that on the other side.
So then they had gained I think eight and so
now with the five from California, there's still a three deficit.

(27:12):
So what other states they go and do this?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It just it never ends, like Ohio and North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Never It just it just never ends.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Is there such thing as a cold civil war? Because
I think we're in it.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
It feels that way, you know what I mean, It
feels that way. I hate all the politics, the partisanship,
I hate all of it. Nobody nobody's working together. Yeah no, no,
nobody's hearing each other, nobody's communicating.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
That's why medicis hero. Harvey Levin over at TMZ. He's
got that campaign that he's pushing for, like kick all
their asses out, both get rid of the.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Old me.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Would have gone home yesterday and put the news on
and had it locked on the news. And now I
don't even care. I don't watch a.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Lot of people feel that the voter turnout was crazy,
and I'm like, where's this energy when they're trying to
increase taxes?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, like, yeah, let's have that many people come out
to say, hey, we don't want to increase taxes. We
want you to but out at our money. I don't
think that's the way it goes. I know, I think
I think it just goes. They get on this messaging
for the dumbest people, and if it means more taxes,
they don't hear that part. No, no, And so people
end up voting for something that causes them more taxs.

(28:19):
You good William. Some people love voting to increase taxes.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, you love it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It's the best.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
We don't have enough.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Well in New York City, Zora and Mom Donnie. He
calls himself a Democratic socialist. He won mayor and is
the youngest mayor they've had in decades. In Virginia, Abigail
Spanberger became the first woman to ever be elected governor
there and in New Jersey, Mikey Cherrill also made history,
becoming the first Democratic woman to be elected to run
that state. UPS Rather cargo plane crashed right after takeoff

(28:49):
in Louisville yesterday.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
This is insane, like a mile long fire trap.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, it was leaving for Honolulu. Fire and smoke started
coming from the left wing. Another video from a security
camera shows the plane falling to the ground at a
ninety degree angle before bursting into flames. Then it hit
some pro paane and oil tanks at a recycling business
before exploding into a giant fireball. Because of the size
of the accident, there was a shelter in place order
for anyone within five miles of the crash. Now that

(29:16):
shelter in place is lowered to one mile. The governor
says that seven people have been killed, including all three
flight crew members, and eleven others have been hurt with
really bad injuries. Those numbers are expected to climb.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
So I know this says nothing people died, But one
of the first things I thought about was it's a
UPS plane, So if you had a shipment on there,
if you were sending something like, do you get like
an email that says, hey, your shipment was on, Like,
how do they notify all track?

Speaker 15 (29:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, they know which packages and stuff are on.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
There's definitely delayed.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I've thought about that when I've had to send important papers,
signed documents, or things that you know, not easily replaced,
like through a vetex or a UPS. I go, man,
I wonder what would happen if this is one of
those situations where you know, this one gets hit by
a train, they go full cast away, right exactly. Yeah,
you get an email like what happens? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Has anything been brought up about air traffic control?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Were well not not specifically, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Know air traff control. There was a fire. I don't
know if that prevents engines from person There was a
fire light in that part, that's what you said. There
was a fire smoke coming from the wing as it
took off, and then it just that has nothing to
do with air.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
No, well, speaking of that. With the government shut down
now entering its fifth week, the Department of Transportation may
have to shut down airspace and parts of the country.
The department says they can't manage the workload of flights
going across the country because they simply don't have the
air traffic controllers to do it. And as we know now,
nearly half of all major ATC facilities are dealing with
staffing shortages because workers are supposed to keep working even

(30:51):
though they're not getting.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Paid maybe higher. Oh that would be so good.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Volunteers people to try it.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You're probably you're probably safer just having nobody up there
half shift. I would love to hang out and watch
do that job. There was one guy I think he
was working the Houston Airport by himself, and at one
point he was like juggling like fifteen planes. Wow, because

(31:18):
he was the only guy there that Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
I think my uncle has been retired from doing that
for fifteen seventeen years. I wonder if he could like
go back or sure, how different could it look different?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
No, because it's all the same old ass equipment, which
is part of the problem with the system guards and yeah, yeah, in.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
The movies, they have these little like like rectangle pieces
of plastic and they just kind of stack them.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Up and down like an airplane.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Well, the NFL trade deadline ended yesterday and it was
a busy one. The Jets made big moves when they
traded star cornerback Sauce Gardner I love that name to
the Colts and defensive lineman Quinn Williams to the Cowboys
exchange for a bunch of draft picks to build for
the future. Chair The Raiders traded receiver Jacoby Myers to
the Jaguars to boost Jacksonville's offense, and the Saints sent
receiver Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I thought it would suck to have that name Jacoby Myers,
because all you think about is Jacoby and Myers. What
did I a law firm?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I said, how do you even say that?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
To have a name like that? I totally you know,
he got so much ball breaking over that, like people
just talking smack.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Hey, go to accident, Jacoby. The Saints also traded traded
offensive lineman Trevor Penning to the Dodgers. The Dodgers the
Chargers rather Dodgers on the brain, and they need the
help after losing two of their best linemen for the season.
And the first college football rankings of the season came
out last night, things looked a little different this year.
They ranked Ohio State as the number one team, followed

(32:43):
by Indiana, Texas, A and M and Alabama. It's the playoffs.
If the playoffs started today, those four teams would get
the first round bys and the teams ranked five through
twelve ver Georgia, Old miss BYU, Texas Tech, Oregon, Notre Dame,
Texas and Oklahoma. They'd play in the first round. Memphis
and Virginia are the top teams in their conference, and
if they stay there, they could knock out to higher

(33:05):
ranked teams in the playoff spots. And finally, there's an
update on those reciss monkeys that escaped after a truck
crash in Mississippi last week.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
That's still going on.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah, I called monkey people like are you candy?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah? Hilarious that I instantly thought him, like, wait, were
these monkeys with a bunch of reeses? Thank you? Yeah?
I'm sure. Anyway, I didn't really hated the dad jokes.
I was piggy, mister anti dad jokes. Didn't you write

(33:40):
a new Dad jug Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I made one up.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I made one up.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It has to probably already exist. I really don't know.
But hey, did you guys hear about the horse that
had to go to the hospital. The doctors say he's
now in stable condition.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
To get it horses.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
You had no help with that.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I made it up yesterday, just getting it enjoying.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Thank you, I'm getting enjoy all right.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Well, let's get back to these Reese's monkeys. Cops say
two of them have been killed. One was shot while
crossing the highway and the other we heard about being
killed in someone's backyard after a mom took it down
because she was scared for kids safety. Just popped it.
The third monkey still on the run.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It's not where it's going to go, right.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Maybe somebody will adopted plantation.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
Right.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Well, it's not carying diseases, but they can be.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Legit that how it. Thank you. There was a monkey call.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
We've been talking about it two weeks.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
I've heard about monkeys that remember I think you know
if we did, says I would.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Commit you remember the fire on the plane's wing before
it took off.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, and here that part of the you you gotta
talk to people where they are.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
This is the ear dumbs, right right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, you've clearly closed your ear dumbs. To Gina in
the news.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I've been start saying that to my kid, to open
your ear dumbs, but stay away from this monkey? How
you oh, google their teeth? These Reese's monkeys don't play.
They have like full on fangs, So stay the hell
away from it.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
So you were saying Reese is way more than before
before it was just monk.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Because you're keying on it. Yeah, because I'm keyed on
the time nine eleven. Yeah, I probably look at the
clock way more than I think, but I only seem
to make note of it when it's nine eleven AM
or PM, And I go, why do I always look
at the clock when it's nine eleven and see best?

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Fully stop the news story to tell a joke about Reese's.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, that was a really good one. I think you
would did that before.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
No, I'm saying that's why you've heard it more today. Yes,
and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
All right, Thank you very much, Tina Grant got it.
We got more what he showed next, hang on, the
show returns right after these messages. All right, Well we
have something here to a babe or eye roll that
the Sea Bass has for Greg today.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Greg is the most sensitive, especially hate it. You hate it.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
It's a curse.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Although I'm becoming more sensitive by the day.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
They say, as your testosterone drops as you get older.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Bro, they tested my tea and my tea was just fine.
I had to go through that whole like yeah, like,
uh yeah, they ran everything. You're growing a hard Yeah,
I don't know what the hell's going on. It's really weird. Weird. Yeah,
it's a weird feeling.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's like you're a little girl.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's like when you sit on the toilet too long
and your legs fall asleep. Strange feeling off.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, it just falls off and flush it accidentally accidentally flushing.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
You ever had that dream? So what is it?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
So this is something that popped up just on a
social media ad and I saw it. I thought, oh,
Greg Gory. This has Greg written all over him. So
this is I've got this and I got some other
products that I thought okay, And my first thought, oh
Gregor loved this.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
But oh is this so sappy that even gregil hated?
Really sappy like sad love dun oh romantic? Yeah yeah,
well Greg is the biggest romantic on the show as well.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
So this is and we also because it's a product,
you can play a little pricing game with it too.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
This is something that's called the truest North compass. Okay,
this is a about a four or five inch large
sort of presentational compass, right, and you program this compass
so that it always points not to north, but to
the spot where you got engaged.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh oh that's so dumb, so weird. Okay, it works.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
So yeah, now not just not just where you propose.
You can change it to your wedding or your honeymoon anywhere.
But the idea is it's so it's a it's a
real compass, and then you program it later with like
you know, geo tag it coordinates and that will then
move that compass would always points to your one special place.
It's useless right now. Again we'll guess the price after

(38:06):
the au babe or eye roll, but caused like a
big golden sort again I four or five inches. You
can add all kinds of stuff onto it, you know,
custom designs and stuff messages.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
The truest North compass that points to where you do.
We think that Greg can give that an a babe
or an eye roll. I'm thinking that's gonna be an
a babe. I don't know if he would. He might,
because here's the thing, it's not super obvious It's one
of those things that you can have in your house
and it could be out somewhere, depending on I haven't
seen how it looks. Yeah, let me let me see

(38:39):
how it looks. Let me see how it looks.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I said, it's got like gold and white in the middle.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I could totally see. He likes old crab, so Greg
could have that displayed somewhere right, and the only people
who would know where it's pointing would be Greg and Mario.
So otherwise it's just another old piece of crap that
he might might have that.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Now, that's that's a cool story real quick though, how
much again for the same.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yet yet? But because that would spoil the main game
is a babe or I roll? Will Greg abebit or
I roll it? I'm saying he's gonna awe babe it
for that reason. If it was one of those things
where it was like two hearts interlocked with the initials
of people, that would be an eye roll, because Greg.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Does abebe that someone bought him a star?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, exactly right. I'm the only person in the room
that I have to disagree.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
It's a chochke, and I don't think Greg likes to
clutter his home with Chochkeys. So I'm gonna say, I.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Roll, Okay, it's it's menace. I'm torn because if it
was given to him, he would say, a babe. But
if he would buy it, he would say, I don't
think he has to buy it. I think this idea.
Does he like the idea of the item, the concept? Yes? Right?
And then the secondary thing is we've got to guess
how much this crap is.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
I think it's still I roll, iroll, Sammy, I'm with Woodie.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
I think it's an a babe because it's not super obvious,
but it's still very sweet.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Yeah, I'm going to all babe too. But he would
never tell us if you had one secret.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
That's not point where it's pointing.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Greg is an odd babe. Or and I roll.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
You know what, it's a real close election here, almost
recount territory. But I am leaning eye rollin for Gina's point,
it's just a choke. What the hell are you going
to do with this thing? When I saw the photo,
it kind of suade me, you know how, like people

(40:32):
that like the nautical theme and I've never known what
they are. They have these three gold things on the wall. Yeah,
and I think one's a barometer.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's a weird thing and they look old timy and
kind of cool. That's what that reminded me of. But
how dumb is this? It's just clutter.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I hate to lose on that. But okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You made a good argument.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
How much? How much does this thing go for base price? Uh?

Speaker 16 (41:02):
Is?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
There's all kinds of things you could add. You could
add a custom design or engraving.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I'm sure ninety put me down for eighty nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I think they're trying to gouge. I'm going to go
to fifty.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
I'm going sixty.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I'm actually going fifty the base price of the truest
North compass that points to the place where.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
You engaged or banged for the first time.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, it's two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Do I know my crab line or what.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
It has to have a GPS built in?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh gods.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Actually, Sammy was the closer.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I was the closest. You won, So you can technically
not just hang this on your wall. You can you yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
And it'll always say to that, yeah you can.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
If you can, you get you know, lost hiking in
the woods.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
And then you want to but you have to calculate form.
But you want to get back to where you guys
got engaged. What you could do? Like, I'm lost, I'm
probably gonna die out here, but the mountain. So if
I can just get back to where.

Speaker 13 (41:59):
We got.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It, be Grave Mountain, back to Tulsa Eyral Romantic Item Edition.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
All right, this so now I'm on because I clicked
on this stupid compass, I get a billion ads for
all kinds of garbage now, including oh god, the personalized
custom pocket hug.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
What what pocket?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
It's a little it's so it's a little keychain, leather clasp,
maybe the size of a Silva Dolla, And inside of
it is a photo of you and your boo and
it's like a little pocket hug, and it's customized with
your name and her name or his name or both
her names.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
We get it, We get the combas.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
But but but you can go in and you can
customize like your hair color and the dress or the suirt.
So so it really does look like in this case,
they says Andy and Anna and they're sitting there, she's
kissing on him.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
So it's a cartoon basically, Well.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Yeah, but you customize it to look like as close
to you and your virus as possible.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
It's a little pocket hug that you keep on your keys.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
And then he pulled out again you could see the
Oh there we are.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
That is bizarre.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
No, I think I'm gonna take the unpopular opinion here
and I'll explain why I think this is an abbey
because the leather keychain looks nice and you have to
be up close to that thing to see the stupid picture.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He'll know what it is, kind of like the scratch
on his card. Nobody else was able to see it.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But I'm using your logicality because you said with the
compass like, well, no one will really know. No one's
going to see it just looks like a nice leather keychain.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, but I don't think it's that nice of a
leather key chain.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Yeah, because I knowing Crag's taste, I don't think he
thinks that.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Looks allow me to Okay, it doesn't say its Gucci,
but on the back, besides the pocket hug with your
pictures on it, it says, in case you need a
little reminder, I love you now. Oh god, I'm changing
my changing, Yeah, Greg.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Dumb exactly what I would make fun of somebody for
having hug ridiculous stupid.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Do you mind the price?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Oh, because you got you can color hair color shirt colors.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Nineteen ninety five. Yeah, it has to be like twenty
bucks thirty nine fifty.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, I'm going five forty sixty five this reminder of
your forever love.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It is only twenty two ninety nine eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. You can send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. We have some time,
so we'll do another. We have another one.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Do you want to hear? Well, we'll do it after
the break a custom lyric.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh tell you on the tree man, let's get another item,
all babe or eye roll? You know Greg So he's
sappy romantic. Yep, he loves a lot of this stuff.
Although that that keychain thing, what's the keychain? It's like
a little what's a hug hug? A pocket hug? So

(44:56):
it sounds like a dildo. Yeah, it looks like like
a locket that you'd wear. Essentially, it's got a little snap,
like a little little leather keychain in like like an
eye drop kind of shape, and it folds down and
there's your name and their name and a photo or
a cartoon text came in during the break, I said,
I'd rather have my husband do one of those stupid

(45:16):
dildo molds for when we're apart. I don't need a
keychain or a compass when I'm missing him. At least
the mold isn't useless, and I can still put it
on the mantle if I needed a Yeah, exactly, you know,
like those banana hangars like you get for your store
and you hang it from there like you hang your
husband's like a molded dildo. I almost said moldy dildo. Hopeful,

(45:42):
hopefully not all right, so let's let's go back and
see what other item we're gonna all babor eye roll
for Greg here.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
From the folks at Magic Exhalations. I have a custom
Romantic platinum record. So what it is is you and
them your your name and your your loved one's name.
They print that on the record like you would see.
We have these around the radio station. You know, go ahead,
billion copies sold.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
But it's they.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Print your name, they print a photo of you, and
then they print your favorite song lyric. So the example
they use all of me, because all of me loves
all of you.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
What's this John legend?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Right, and so that's printed up on like your your
platinum record, your photo of you, the custom lyrics.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Does it play?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
No, No, it's hangs on your wall. It was just decorative, Yeah,
just decorative. That is the magic Exhalation, custom platinum record
with your love lyric.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Somebody. Of the three things that we've heard so far,
the Compass is the least dumb defensive, right, look at
this platinum record of music that I will Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Mean that's the least. That's the one I could see
Greg having the most.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Can you like depeche Mode or something? Yeah, music, I'm
not a part of this. Music is a part of me.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yes, yeah, you're going the wrong direction.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I roll.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, this is ugly and tacky.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
In no way would Is there a romantic depeche Mode song?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I think home is romantic.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
You could have that with you and Mario.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, crips is. Actually you can make the argument it's romantic.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Okay, I know what he's trying to do here, But
I roll.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I say, maybe he would put this in his home
office or something like that, don't you have I think
he would have like a legit golden platinum records.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Now, yes, I have a ton in my office.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
You do have gold records? You still have the radio stations? No,
they used to give them to everybody, really yeah, back
in the day, Back in the day, anybody who was
on the air, like they got I've got some from
you know, Corn and Lincoln Park. I got some really
cool ones. Yeah, but then again, I was part of
the programming department. I was like a music director and

(47:56):
think you don't.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Mighty mighty Bosstones. I got a really cool, perfect cool one. Yeah,
they're awesome.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Thank you for me here, for showing me home, for
singing these. It was involving a band that you loved
from a loved one. I think maybe a babe if
it wasn't some random thing.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I'm saying, all babe, Greg, if you ever want to tread,
I got a really cool buck Cherry. Yeah, it was
before that. I got a godsmack one early but cherry,
butcher like lit up buck Cherry. Wow, I think I've
seen that one.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Yeah, I'm saying, all, babe, Babe, I'm going irol.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Roll, Greg Gory, this is a babe.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
And I would totally in the home office. I would
totally go with the Depeche Mode lyric. I think it
actually looks cool. You know, it's not real, but it's nice.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I thought the fakery of.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
It, but it's cool, healing, nice, the whole, the whole.
That's the concept is fakery. Giant Teddy bearl I like this.
There's this one company a friend of mine used and
she actually went found this company that makes the custom
song and that you type in like, oh, you know,

(49:14):
let's just say you're doing it for Woodie. He likes
to fly, he likes you know. This is his dog
is named Cassie. And and then they would customize a
song like Woodie, I love you when you run your
Plane and and I was like, that is so good.
And now so this is kind of like a visual

(49:35):
representation of that, even though you pick a different song.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
That's that's shocking.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I like that they're just mad because they're wrong. I
thought I knew you well?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Does I know? I should be hurt? I thought you
knew me?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
How much? For this? Uh?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
This is god piece.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Of crab custom romantic personalized platinum record?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
How big is the looks about twelve by twelve maybe
regular record?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Now that's they have it as small as four by
six inches.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Oh my god, and the four x six inches.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
One is only twenty dollars and ninety five cents. All right,
put me down for fifteen fifty dollars for.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
The normal size one ninety nine ye eighty.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, I'm going one twenty five.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Not bad, forty ninety five.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I'll take two.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Wow, it's framed and everything like that.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Yeah, it's not a real record obviously, blah blah blah blah,
et cetera, et cetera. But it's all, you know, plastic.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Contruck, cool, plastic frame. Yeah, magic exhalation, a Babor eye roll,
Romantic Item edition. All right, well, Greg, yep, now we know.
Now we know what to get you for. Uh, I
mean Valentines christ Well, not like Greg Ivey really likes
it that much. I mean there's a Christmas gift doc. Yeah, yeah,

(50:48):
we got you. At eight seven seven forty four, Woody
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven is nowenty and we are to another
new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Hmoody,
that's great, Goring, we got menace. Jenny grad is here,

(51:10):
Sea Bass is writing young you're out here, we've got Morgan,
there's Sammy phones are open eight seven and it's up
in the text two two nine eight seven. So this
loop story has been big. Yeah, robbed in broad daylight.
They're still looking for the stuff, but there's a lot
of criticism, you know, in the security or lack thereof,

(51:34):
and apparently the worst thing they found so far the
password to their security system. Oh this is so good,
all right? Anybody want to guess what the password to
their security system was? Is it either six? No?

Speaker 11 (51:56):
I was going to guess one zero one zero.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
One zero one zero. No word was love for the
capital L, though not just love, Okay l O U
v r E. That's it. Yeah, yeah, I've been there,

(52:19):
just heard it. He probably couldn't yet I can't repeat it.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
But have you seen is this true or not true?
That the guys that are on the run, of the
guys that got caught, they're good looking, like model status.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
I've seen two of the mug shots and they're pretty hot.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Because our friend Jerry O'Connell was posting photos of them.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
He goes, is it are they really this hot?

Speaker 7 (52:41):
So we might get another situation where they're going to
get a whole fan base them free.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I hate that for jail so much.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
The Hot prisoners. Is he still in prison?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
No? Out here back?

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Yeah, he's been like dating billionaires from now.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
It's all about the dude shot the healthcare ceo. Oh yeah,
but he might get overtaken by these the dude, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
I'm not cute.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Well what one kind of looks like that dude, the
Jeremy Meeks or whatever it was that his name.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
The hot hotel. Yeah, yeah, the wondero's all tuned up
like he's all bruised. Yeah, sprise French police would even
do that. You think they just hit you with feathers
or something. Back with mariboo.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah. But the password thing, I mean, I get trying
to make it simple because every place that you have
to put a password in is different. This is has
to have a symbol of something. This one absolutely no symbol.
This one has to have a capital and something lowercase
and the special symbol. But it can't be anything you
used in the past feen years exactly. Yeah. No, wonder

(53:49):
if people use the same password, because you know, you
can use and Menace didn't trust even the face I
d for his phone for the longest time. I still
don't use You still don't use that one? What have
you moved on to?

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (54:01):
Apple pay Apple pay? At first I wasn't really into it.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
But it wasn't that but you know, no wonder.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, but you can use that option.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
You could use the save password thing on your phone,
but people don't necessarily trust that memorize it.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, you somehow managed to have your work computer always
keep the same password. I don't do that because every
time it tells you to change it, it says you've
already used this one.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
You can you just you tell the I T guy.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
To override the mainframe with the.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Co ex Okay, right, No, I just I just email
the IT guy go and can you please leave it?
Although I don't know how to get around this, my
personal laptop has somehow been commandeered by the company. It
says your company requires you to change. So when I
just log onto my regular laptop and home, I'm forced

(54:53):
to put in a password that I set up. Not
on your it says, and it says your whatever, your
your company, your your organization, your organization requires a password change.

Speaker 15 (55:05):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Is it because it's got an email?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Right? I mean? I dial into Yeah, I dial into
our network. Yeah, but of course, then but why is
it like the password for my laptop? Because in order
to get on, it's not like it's automatically on. I
have to go into a VPN connect that it sends
me a code to my phone. I got to enter that.
Then I got to log onto whatever network or computer

(55:29):
at the radio station I'm trying to access, Like, there's
there's there's already thirty thousand layers of whatever.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Is it the Windows profile you're talking about? Yeah, when
you log in?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yes, like, and it has something to do with the
with the company.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
That has to be Outlook based because that's a Windows.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
And I yeah, And I've asked the IT guys even
they are like, dude, I can't figure out how to
get that to go away. I'm like, it is my
personal laptop. It's super annoying because they make it change
your password a ton exactly do you.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Is your log in for your PC? Is it based
on your work email?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
No? No, like I said, it's just the regular log
on to that. It's a little HP laptop that I've
had for years, and I can't I can't even get
to the main Windows page age.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
This has been going on for like the last few
years and I just gave up on it and now
I just used the stupid the stupid password thing, all right,
but it's super annoying trying to trying to keep up
with all that. A teenager in Kansas thought about you, Greg.
Ride of her life amusement park. She hopped on a
roller coaster midway through her seatbelt came undone on the

(56:35):
ride's first hill. She was screaming, huh. That got the
attention to the couple in front of her. They thought
nothing of it because it's you know, it's it's a ride.
But then they heard her say, hey, my seatbelt came undone,
and so they jumped into action and they held her
down for the entire ride. But you see people every
once in a while transporting something in their car, like

(56:56):
on the roof or something, and they got like one
idiot in the back of the truck, I kind of
holding it down.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
You're not gonna be able to do that at high school.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So the couple, they were annual pass holders. They had
ridden this roller coaster many times and so they were
able to anticipate the drops and the turns of the
rock and so they say that really kind of helped
them out because the knew what was what was coming
and they got back to the station loading unloading area.
Now it's yeah, but you hear you can see where
they look at the picture turned around. You know this

(57:26):
this is a snapshot. You know, the stupid camera that
takes your picture on the r they bought this one. Wow,
and you can that is heroic. You could see them
holding holding this girl in place.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Looking at each other like, oh.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
And this is why Greg doesn't ride roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Have a video on our YouTube page, Menace and I
on the roller coaster. That was the last time I
rode one, and that will be the last time I ever.
Over ten years ago, over ten years.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Ago, we tried.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
We've gone to like multiple roller coaster openings with Greg
being there on.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah, the I p they'll they'll walk us right to
the front of the line. He still won't go.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
But there was a time we all waited in the
line for quite a long time, and then once we
got to the ride, I like stepped onto the right
and then stepped off the right.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I'll be on the bench.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I'll hold your drink.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The lone survivor of that Air India crash he's now
doing interviews, so he uh, that's that's gotta be the
worst survivor's guilt. Yeah, well, at first he's like, wait
a minute, how are you walking away? Yeah, but he
says he feels like the luckiest man alive. Well maybe
because you are. But he does say he's got a

(58:38):
lot of guilt that being the only one out, you know.
But he's dealing with the PTSD and he said he's
got like you know, all these injuries his legs, his knees,
his shoulder, his back. Uh, he's been unable to drive
or work. And I don't think you're gonna have to work.
I'm pretty sure you can get some air Indian money,
a couple of bugs.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
But don't you think at that point, like you have
to assume like I am here for a great purpose,
like you have to devote your life exactly.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Maybe you get to that point eventually, but like he
says that he often just sits alone in his room,
away from his family, and these memories of the crash
just like keep replaying.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
Well he I mean wakes up and nobody's there, like
everyone's dead, Like was he conscious on the scene, because
I'd be horrifying.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
They found he was like walking away. Yeah, that's that's
the guy.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Yeah, that's horrifying.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
He just happened to be sitting in that one area
where he got thrown clear.

Speaker 11 (59:26):
Essentially surrounded by dead bodies.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
He says he's not been treated for his PTSD since
he got home, and that, uh, you know, trying to
make these requests with the airline have been either declined
or ignored. The airline fired back and said in a
statement that people affected by the crash remain their top priority.
Says like he's building a lawsuit, Yeah, as he should. Well,

(59:51):
I mean, of course, I mean that this here's the
situation where I.

Speaker 11 (59:54):
Agree, right, yeah, your family's gone to.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yeah, people sue for the dumbest things, But in this
particular case, I think he has a case. I think
he's got I think he's got a pretty clear case. Yeah,
at least a really nice settlement.

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
No PTSD therapy though, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
You want to get on that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah, yeah, eight seven. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven. Cameo on the
cheap OHP Cameo is still a thing. Is where you
can get the personalized greetings from celebrities all different price
ranges on these things. Sea Bass has grouped them into
different categories. So it could be music, it could be actors,

(01:00:30):
it could be whatever could be on the beach. It
could began the beach. And then we'll have two different options.
Both these celebrities are on cameo. But whichever one is
the cheapest and that's the game. Guy, I guess which
one's the cheapest? Cheap o? Right, whichever one's the cheapest,
we have a personalized greeting waiting for us, you guys.

(01:00:51):
Show Cameo is a thing where you can go on
there and you can browse all the different celebrities that
are offering customized greetings. Been around for a while, actually,
I'm kind of surprise is still around. I would think,
you know, to run that as a company.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Would be you know, there's no overhead, right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities, but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Still it costs money to you know, especially like something
computer based like that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Well genus keeping them in business.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
You did it for your.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Kids, Oh yeah, and you're a kid for you know,
video game guys and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:01:26):
I had.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
They were they were in the block and the red
I should say had a evaluation at one point years
ago of over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
They had over four hundred employees cut down them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Well that could be their problem.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
You have to manage all that. You know, there's the
finances and transactional stuff like I don't know it just
us for service count right yeah, but it's still around
and U we have these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings.
But we got to find out who's the Cheapo on
cameo and have a new a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Well a new original song for Cameo on the Cheapo folder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
There we do, Yeah, all right, uh, here we go.
They used to be famous, so now they're willing to
tap dance. It's nice. Hell yeah. Sea Bass really likes
all this AI stuff songs all the time, the new versions,

(01:02:28):
like the first ones.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
You can say it's a I yeah that could that
could have been from the sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, yeah, I like argue we're screwed. Yeah all right,
So what's it was? The first category? First category are
what is favorites?

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
These are people and from things I know what he loves.
In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
from one of his favorite movies, La Bamba rich which
is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips. That's about Lou Diamond
Phillips sim Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillip is on cameo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
He played his brother Bob for the rest of you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
All right, right, you know him, right, I've met him? Yeah,
nice guy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Yeah, all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips, he is the
guy being the richie being screamed about. He's on cameo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
The other his name always trips me up east Side
like forever. Yeah, it's a mouthful.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Yeah, it's a mouthful.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
The other person who I know what he loves is
Mayor Goldie Wilson, the future real name.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I think I'm gonna clean up this town.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
The real name Don full of Love, which maybe is
that a real name, who knows? But here he is
the famous scene where young Marty McFly is in the
diner and he at the time, Mayor Goldie Wilson is
just mopping floors.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this slop out, No, sir, I'm gonna make something
of myself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I'm going to Night School and one day I'm going
to be somebody. That's right, He's gonna be mayor Goldie Wilson.
Sound I just watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
A that's the last name. Full of Love f f
U L L. Yeah, they are both on cameo. Who
is the cheaper cameo?

Speaker 12 (01:04:17):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
What do you will love?

Speaker 13 (01:04:19):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
It's tough because I tell you, the Back to the
Future folks go crazy for all things Back to the Future.
I mean, they're more wild than I am. I went
to that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Convention where Christopher Lloyd and Michael J.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Fox. I didn't see Donald Full of Love though.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
But still working, That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
By the way, Lou Diamond Phillips is the cameo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Oh yeah, okay, we're back cheaper. It's gotta be Goldie,
I would say, yeah, I would say mayor Goldie Wilson.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Yeah, definitely has to.

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I mean, do we have his IMDb? What has he done?

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster saying
Wally Okay, called party sourus.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Rex the household name though.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Phillips is yeah right, but you know, like he could
get a lot of these Back to the Future. Everybody
knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks a lot like that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
I mean if I showed around the building and check
out this cameo I got.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
But if you said, oh, Mayor Goldie Wilson from Back
to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah, and
you go, oh, well he's on camp.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Oh if you should a man over forty, Goldie has
to be cheaper. Yeah, for sure, Goldie Wilson Don full
of Love. You can get his cameo for one hundred
and thirty dollars. Yeah, which means you can get Lou
Diamond Phillips's for only one hundred and therefore that is
surprising Phillips. So I obviously tell him who you guys are,

(01:05:46):
why you love him, And that's the cameo.

Speaker 12 (01:05:47):
All right, the Woody Show, it's Lou Diamond Phillips LVP
in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
This is a.

Speaker 12 (01:05:55):
Special cameo sending you lots of love from somebody named
Seba Woodie.

Speaker 17 (01:06:01):
Apparently you you shout Richie a lot Retchie like I've
never heard that. Yeah, that would be you and a
few thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Other people for almost forty years. But thank you wasn't
always going to be a bit richie.

Speaker 13 (01:06:18):
What about bub.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
And Greg?

Speaker 18 (01:06:23):
Apparently you thought I was mega hot and young guns.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Than Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later.

Speaker 18 (01:06:30):
And Gina see you're the classy one, the king, and
I thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I'm very very proud of that.

Speaker 18 (01:06:37):
I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
on Broadway or I've done it many many other places,
but menace a fan of the Mantis and mass singer, just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Take those others all the ship, right, Ranky mean so
to all of you.

Speaker 18 (01:06:55):
I so appreciate all the long time love and so
happy that, no matter or what flavor it comes in
your l VP fans, continued success to your show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
And don't forget Sea Bass.

Speaker 18 (01:07:06):
Yeah, maybe you could send him a little some little
swag bag, I mean some concert tickets or something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I don't know. Yeah, we have Cordy but full of energy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
It was very friendly, very accommodating, addressed all your points.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
That from his house I believe so really good. Good
voice too, sounds good.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Yeah, you think we're working for so many decades, he
wouldn't need to do this right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
But here we are. But here we are. All right,
we have a we have another round. We could do
another round of cameo on the cheap oh, and we're
going to do that next here on the Woody Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You
could send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven The Woody Show. Dude. So, uh got a

(01:07:52):
surprise delivery from McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah, a massive one, to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
The point where Menace went out there and set up
the like wood Is Show feast table. Yea, yeah, there's
a feeding table, a little small.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
They brought in so much stuff. They brought in like uh, sausage,
egg and cheese mcgriddles, like boxes of hash browns. They
brought it, a bunch of like coffees. Yes, thank you
for the iced iced and otherwise what is it all about, Minace?

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
You know, well they're uh debian uh, they're highlighting their
ice coffee and their caramel French vanilla and sugar free
French vanilla coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
And six dollars sausage, egg and cheese mcgriddle meal. Yeah,
so good. I'll take down about twenty four dollars you
and me both. I will thank you to McDonald's for
driving by the food pretty sweet. I'll take it Socoe
sports with the cheese. Jeff course egg, Good morning, Jeff G.

(01:08:52):
What's happening?

Speaker 13 (01:08:52):
What the show?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 15 (01:08:53):
In about thirty seconds, I got a great keyk Hernandez
story from the World Series. Stick around for that, but
first let's start with the NBA Clippers got cooked in
the second half. They lost to the Thunder James Harden
twenty five points in the loss. Moving on to our
Lakers should I say first place Lakers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
They are hosting Wemby.

Speaker 15 (01:09:10):
And the Spurs tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. NFL
Chargers picked up an offensive lineman yesterday after trade deadline,
Trevor Penning from the Saints. Well done, got some protection
for Justin Herbert. Moving on to the NHL, Ducks dominated
the Panthers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Last night dishes at aust.

Speaker 15 (01:09:29):
Just the first and the Kings got their first home
winner of the season.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Dowdy Dowdy. Congrats to Drew Dowdy.

Speaker 15 (01:09:43):
And finally, this morning, our Dodgers continue their victory lap.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Last night they were.

Speaker 15 (01:09:47):
On Jimmy Kimmel and Key k Hernandez told the story
about almost losing the World Series after Andy pater Has
ran into.

Speaker 19 (01:09:54):
Him and I go down and in my head everything
is quiet, which should have told me that he caught it.
My brain is protected me from heartbreak. We just lost
this World Series because my teammate dunked on me. And
I'm just laying on the ground sad because we had
just lost the World Series and I feel like a
tap on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
He's like, are you okay? And I was like, f
me beeing, okay, did.

Speaker 13 (01:10:15):
You catch it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
He goes, yeah, I caught it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I was like, oh yeah this.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
So many legendary plays in that series.

Speaker 15 (01:10:23):
Speaking of the Dodgers, catcher, Will Smith will be serving
food at Raising Keynes this morning in Hollywood from nine
to ten fifteen. Wait a minute, what kind of reward
is that you win the World Series and you got
to work a shift at KNES. I guess it's worth
it if they give you free food, right, I love
me some knes. I'm Jeff g and that' you're so
cal sports?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Hi there he is Jeff everybody. Yeah, we got so
many friends. We got McDonald's bringing this stuff. We got
Lou Diamond Phillips as a friend. The Woody Show. It's
Lou Diamond Philik LDP in the no.

Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
Yeah, this is a special cameo sending you lots of
love from somebody named Sea Bass Woodie.

Speaker 17 (01:11:01):
Apparently you you shout.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Richie a lot Whitie. Yeah, like I've never heard that. Yeah,
he only hears it about a thousand times every day.
Forget the cameo on the Cheap Oh, yes, it was
what are the favorite things? It was either gonna be
that or mayor Goldie Wilson from Back to the Future.
It was lou Diamond Phillips is awesome love Leba. And
then we have another uh. And then we have another
cameo on the cheap that we're gonna do coming up

(01:11:23):
for you. Next, let me figure what the help the
Woody show Richards. Right after these messages, I had one
Internere and coach. They're on the far hire.

Speaker 13 (01:11:39):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Then we have another round of cameo on the chopo. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Next category, very timely Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Halloween all right, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Uh, your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you
to buy. His greeting is Winston from The Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Yes, Sir Hudson, this is he.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
And who's a check who played with the receptionist.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
What do you want?

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Yeah, this is Ernie's introduction to the Ghostbuster.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
We got one great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters?
I don't think anyone is all right Winston from Ghostbusters?
Ernie Hudson Do you believe.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
In UFOs, astral projections, mental to leve at the esp
clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the lockness monster,
in the theory of Atlantis.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
you say.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
So, Ernie Hudson, Halloween guy. I guess by a ghosts
On cameo the other Halloween cameo Kathy na Jimmy because
she was one of the three witches in hocus Pocus.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
What else would I know her from?

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
From King of the Hill?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Well, she has been Peggy Hill for the past five
years on King of the Hills. Probably like sister of
the Trailing Pants. I don't know, she looks like that,
uh sister act too. She was one of like the
she's one of the nuns. She's like always one of
the like side carrigs, quirky best friend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
But yeah, because she was in Quirky.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Everyone knows Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker, but Kathy
and Jimmy. Also, you're part of the probably one of
the biggest four Little Girls Halloween movie, hoax Pocus. Here
she is amongst the trick or treaters.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I'm very confused. I smelled children, but I don't see children.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
I've lost my mow. Sorry, all right, so hunt kids
Winston from Ghostbusters. Now this is tough because it's not
gonna be for that role that people would seek her out.
They're probably more for Oh was she in beaches? Like

(01:13:52):
that's you're thinking of a dude amongst amongst women of
Sammy's age range. Hocus Pocus is a giant movie.

Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
Oh hug, she never Yeah her for sure, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
From a pop culture standpoint though, just in general, more
mass appeal.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
No, I really yeah, not for me, You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Really? I think Sea Bass is right. Hocus Pocus is
her biggest. Yeah, she's been in a thousand things.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
But hoax pot and if you know the Dan band,
she's married to Dan.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Yeah, yeah, I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
I still think she's cheaper.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
on Ghostbuster.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
He shows up and all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Oh, very reinvention.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
So what tells me that he might be a little
bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
He's doing more.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
But that's but that's also his it might be his
main income. It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're going to
need orders to come in, so you're not going to
price yourself too high.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I said you cheaper. I'm saying Kathy, you're saying cheaper, Kathy, Kathy,
Ernie Ernie Ernie, cheap Ernie, Ernie, Ernie Ernie.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
All right, cameo on the Cheap Oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
do it in a Ghostbuster's outfit. You're darn right. It
will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa Kathy
to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars. Now
we have a first time on cameo on the Cheap Hos.
We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when that happens,
you get a text reply like sorry I don't do

(01:15:29):
They'll say like business things if it's for a radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Kathy to Jimmy as you're about to hear, sent us
her decline via video.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
So she got oh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Now you'll hear what the money, you'll hear what without
she offers, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Sending Greg to the Department of Weights and Balances. We'll
hear what she has to say.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Now remember her most famous movie, hocus Pocus, and Menus
will of course tell you the Sarah Tesca Parker was
a very big star in hocus Pocus and see if
you can guess why those two things come together when
Kathy and Jimmy turns down.

Speaker 20 (01:16:03):
How you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
I want to fill this, fulfill this for you. You
sound really fun and funny, but I do have one request.
Can you change the description of the person who you
say I should? I want to give a sugar cube too.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
That goes back to the old Menace joke. What do
you get me? MENACE's classic joke? Then I'm for over
fifteen years. No, no, what do you know this joke?
What do you get Sarah j Just Parker for her birthday?
Sugar cue? That Menace kills me. It's one of his

(01:16:52):
classic go to jokes the joke I did know.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
I want to hear it again.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Yeah, menace for you to ask Kathy to Jimmy to
say you that you loved her, and that's really disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I would never do that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
I love you, love how you shed sugar cups the
Sarah Jesca Sea Bass of The Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Just the fact that she knew not to say that.
The person who means that your joke really hits hardy
would be.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
Proud that you are so well known.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
I was, okay, disrespect s j P.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Can you change the description to me a person who
you say I should I want to give a sugar cube.

Speaker 20 (01:17:40):
Figured that out and me just another option for that one,
and I'm happy to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
You guys are hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:17:47):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
She seems to really like the joke.

Speaker 11 (01:17:50):
She went about repeating the joke.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
You should be honored.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Like so many people work their whole careers, they have
one thing that sticks in the in the culture, and
you have this joke about.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I'm sending Sarah Josica Parker off with the request right now.
There she goes, just to deliver the new request. That's
a good one, and I'm my joke. All right, dude,
I didn't do it. Isn't he nice? He's a gentleman.
He does want to take credit for the jokes somebody
else show? Yeah right, yeah, it's in the public domain.

(01:18:26):
It's in this sight, Jimmy, all it is the Woody Show,
the show. All right, welcome back. It is the Woody Show.
And uh, Tom for some Woody Show Crossfire. Yeah, let's
please welcome our panel. First and foremost. He is Hammering.

(01:18:49):
He is Hank. It's hammering. Hey, anybody star of the
Hammer and Hank podcast with Ryan Hobby.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
That's one billion to say?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Christ buddy, alright, how's how's the how's the podcast going?
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:19:08):
Very good?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Very good? And people are downloading the podcast? And where
can people find.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
It on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
All right, there's there's hamming or hey, please please welcome
to the show. Uh there are other panels here in
what you show? Crossfire, Ladies and gentlemen. It's half baked.

Speaker 13 (01:19:29):
Day, kid?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
What what?

Speaker 16 (01:19:32):
I'm expecially happier today than other days.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Oh yeah, why is that news? Why is that?

Speaker 13 (01:19:40):
Because Cheney is gone?

Speaker 16 (01:19:46):
All right, I'm actually going to celebrate at the Chexas road.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
So anyway, half baked Menace is funny saying because Menace
I was brought up to us seconds ago that he
thinks she might have a Texas Roadhouse problem slash obsession
and that you're there at least once a day. Is
that true?

Speaker 13 (01:20:10):
Yeah? But I don't eat there every day. I load there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
What do you? What are you doing when you go
there to hang out the bar?

Speaker 13 (01:20:22):
I'm friends with all the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yeah, you know what, you know what? I really like it.
That my favorite thing of the Texas Roadhouse. Believe it
or not. The rolls. Those rolls, those are but I
like the Oh you're getting that today to celebrate, I'm.

Speaker 13 (01:20:43):
Getting it for free. You know why?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Why?

Speaker 13 (01:20:48):
Because I bought my best friend, who is.

Speaker 16 (01:20:50):
The second highest ranking a very Bonds bubble.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:21:01):
Speaking of very bun Yeah, steroids supplier from Balco did
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Oh yeah, we'll see, that's why we have already. I hank.
I'm sorry that you were saying, what is your go
to at the Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Barbecue ribbs, barbecue chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeah, the barbecue ribs, the barbecue chicken. All right, you
heard it there first. That is to go to at
Texas Roadhouse. Now, Hank, I have another question for you.
You were supposed to have you guys on the show, uh, yesterday,
However we got blown off because of a breakfast. What
what happened there? Why did you brow blow us off
to go to a breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
The only day that was at this production studio is
Wednesday and Thursday?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Okay? And your phone doesn't work in other places that
you could have called in at the breakfast spot. At
the breakfast spot.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Nope, because I like it's the studio better.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Okay, he needs the phone in there decade. And then
the other thing I had for you, half baked, is
it you really don't remember meeting Sea Bass in the
parking lot?

Speaker 13 (01:22:08):
I remember, I do. He was the cart Yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
So why'd you pretend that you don't remember it when
I called you?

Speaker 13 (01:22:17):
Because I didn't remember?

Speaker 16 (01:22:20):
It just took five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
If there'd be one time in your life that somebody says,
oh hey do you somebody dressed up like a maniac,
he said, oh hey, I work with your friend and
you call on our show. You think oh that would
stick in my head?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Maybe that's all right? Fleeting
thoughts for that. Thank you. Well, we have to show crossfires,
Hamred Hank and Half Baked Fellas. We're going to ask
you some some questions about things, some things that are
going on in the news and otherwise and I kind
of get your take on these different things. And the
first thing that I wanted to bring up to you
the World Series. Let's talk about the World Series and

(01:22:55):
Hammred Hank, I'm gonna start with you the World Series.
There was a sportscaster for the Toronto Blue Jays that made,
you know, viral video basically saying that the better team
did not win the World Series. Do you agree with that?
Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
And then why I completely disagree because the Dodgers, they
were favored to win the World Series in the first place,
and they earned it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
They earned it, right, all right? So you do believe
that the better team won the World Series? Let's go
to our paper. Yeah, okay, So it sounds like we
might have a disagreement here. So Half Bay, do you
believe that the better team won the World Series?

Speaker 13 (01:23:33):
Unfortunately? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Okay, because you say that you're for Toronto, right, all right?
You're going and you have it because that's like a
rivalry between your team and the Dodgers, and so you
are just being loyal to your to your fandom.

Speaker 13 (01:23:47):
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Wow, all right, our next question it has to do
with a celebrity, and I know how much you boys
both like celebrities. The next question has to do with
Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Recently she wore a very see through dress at that
Variety's Power of Women event. I don't know if you
guys saw that, but you could see everything from nowhere.
Did you do you think she crossed the line with
that dress?

Speaker 13 (01:24:18):
Well, I didn't see it or hear about it. But
if this lady people are talking, I would have to say.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Yes, because would you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Okay, so it would be in a you you you
think it is a problem because it's inappropriate.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
That's credit?

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:24:38):
What inappropriate? In twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Like what.

Speaker 16 (01:24:51):
Select theaters now they state in worshiping movies and no
one even cared.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Think about you should have worn what jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yeah? What what jersey? Should should she have worn?

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
Hank a nineteen twenty nine Philadelphia Athletics jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Okay, a Philadelphia athletic and why.

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
Because they won the world said.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Here, Okay, cool sweety from Philadelphia. Sound sounds good. Now
let me ask you guys this question. You can only
pick one to be your wife for the rest of
your life? Is it going to be Sidney Sweeney or
Sabrina Carpenter? Hank will start with you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
Definitely to bring the Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
I'm surprised that that answer. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
I was not expecting that because as ever style music
a jurons that is. And also she should join the
Boston Pops Orchestra.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Oh forget.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Her?

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Okay, all right, and in a half bake, what about you?
Only one can be your wife the rest of your life?
Who's gonna be Sidney Sweeney or super Sabrina car And why?

Speaker 16 (01:26:09):
Well, I can't say unless you allow me to cross
the line.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Okay, you know what, well, we'll be ready on the
dump button. Okay, what what what do you? What do
you got?

Speaker 13 (01:26:20):
I like those whoppers.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Dump that and you know what, we didn't have to
hit the dump button on that. You're you're you're allowed
to say that. But before I get to the to
the next question, that's something happening in the news. Let
me let me ask you about this. Uh is Home
Alone a Christmas movie? Yes, without a doubt, Yes, Hammer
and Hank, do you agree?

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
I agree it is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Yes, but Dave Short on the Hallmark channel, I can't
afford it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:58):
Yeah, Hallmark has their own.

Speaker 6 (01:26:59):
Movies sometimes rats.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
And then the other question I had Christmas related because
now we're kind of in between, right, We're in between
Halloween and like the Thanksgiving slash Christmas Eve? At what
point is it appropriate? Like, uh, what point can you
start putting up Christmas decorations?

Speaker 13 (01:27:20):
Do you want me or answer?

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Well, we'll start with you half baked.

Speaker 13 (01:27:25):
I would say November.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
November tenth on now why the tenth any reason in particular?

Speaker 13 (01:27:34):
No, I'll always do that way my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
So before Thanksgiving but not quite butted up right too,
about six weeks? Six weeks.

Speaker 16 (01:27:45):
You want to hear something crazy? At my job, we
had Christmas stuff in September.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
That's insane. Yeah, yeah, that sucks, Hammered, Hank, What what
do you say? December?

Speaker 13 (01:28:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I like that, all right, mid December Thanksgiving having.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
We don't again to the holidays until mid December.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Mid December, Yeah, twelve days of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
It's not the fifty right. So my my argument has
always been the one Santa comes down the parade route
for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prade. Uh, then that ushers in, Yeah,
that ushers in the Christmas, the holidays. That's right, that's right,
the holiday year. Yeah, that's right. All right. So we
got we got Hammer and Hank and half Baked on

(01:28:34):
the line Woody Show, Crossfire, and we have another story
in the news. You might have seen something about fellas
and it's about monkeys on the loose.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Yeah, they escaped a van in Mississippi recently and reports
said that they're dangerous, but they're not infected with anything
like they had first thought. But the ones they caught,
they did have to destroy unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
No Hammer and Hank. We'll start with you. Uh, if
you were in that town, if you were in that area,
would that make you nervous that there were monkeys on the.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
Loose, Yes, because it's not right for monkey to get loose.
Do you have the Beasy boys they had to hear
records back in nineteen eight them called brass monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
That funky monkey, brass monkey, that funky junkie.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
Right, what would you do to defend yourself against the monkeys.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
I would turn up the Woody show very loud.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Oh yeah, them away, my mom shot one. Yeah, all right,
let's go to you half baked. Would that make you
nervous knowing there were monkeys on the loose in the town.

Speaker 16 (01:29:36):
You lived, No, because the chances of encountering them are
very slim.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Let's say you did come into contact with them. Would
that make you nervous? Would you be afraid of them?

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:29:48):
Yeah, I would run away.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
If you had to defend yourself was attacking you, what
would you do?

Speaker 16 (01:29:55):
I would fight for my life, but it wouldn't do
any good because they're a little stronger than me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
These Because you know Hank and half Big, your old
friend Menace here, he has been wanting a pet monkey
for years.

Speaker 13 (01:30:13):
I never knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yeah, that's one of his dreams. He would he would
love to have a pet monk. Yeah. Would I be
able to bring it over to your house?

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
No? Doug Marley?

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
All right? Like the monkey? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:30:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
And then uh here I got one more. Would you
rather question? This has nothing to do with the news.
This is just a a Gina grad Would you rather
for both you and uh? And half Baked, Hank, We're
gonna start with you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Yeah, Hank, I'm curious. Would you rather have sex with
the hottest guy in the entire world or have sex
with the ugliest girl in the entire world?

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Yeah? What would you go with?

Speaker 13 (01:30:52):
Neither?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
You got to pick one girl in the world, the
ugliest girl in the world. It's either the hottest guy
in the world or the ugliest girl in the world.
Who would you have sex with if you had to
pick one in the world the ugliest girl in the world. Yeah,

(01:31:16):
you can hear it. I get it, you can you
can hear it. And then half Baked we'll ask you
the same question.

Speaker 13 (01:31:23):
I would choose the girl because I ain't touching no man.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
To me? Would would it would be different the type
of sex, like it we're just exchanging, you know, mouth
stuff or what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Genius question.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
You have to answer that it's it's full sex, but
you are the top.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Oh that does make a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Yeah, oh yeah, so does that? Does that change it
to half baked?

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
If you would get the top on that you're doing
the penetrating.

Speaker 13 (01:31:49):
Right, I just do the chick and get it over.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Yeah, okay, all right? Well, Hammer and Hank and half Baked, everybody,
Hammer and Hank, do you have anything that you would
like to mention everybody?

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Yes, yeah, I'm saying you internet radio show soon, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
New internet radio show. And what's it going to be about.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
I'll play lots and lots of music.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Oh you're just gonna play lots of music? That was it? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
All right, yeah, all right, yes, good playlist?

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
And then also, don't forget about the podcast, the Hammer
and Hank podcast. And who do you do that with?

Speaker 13 (01:32:26):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Hoy Ryan Hoppy. That's right, you can find that wherever
you get podcasts. And then half Baked, what about you? You
got anything else for us before we let you go?

Speaker 13 (01:32:37):
Yeah, well, blessing because Dick Cheney.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Is all right, rest in peace, or I guess rest
in piece is according to half a big Dick Cheney.
Al right, well, fellas, Hammer and Hank half Baked.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
What is your crossfire fop provoker?

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, it's always good hearing from you boys, and take
care and we'll talk to you next time. Okay, all right,
piece in the hood there it goes there, it goes,
half Baked and Hammer and Hank, all right, always an adventure.

Speaker 13 (01:33:11):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
So Sammy your boy Tom Brady, Yes, big dog guy, yep,
I mean Bobby worn dog people, of course. But a
couple of years ago his dog Lua died and he
was super bummed out. And when she died, he had
some of her blood collected and he used a company
to clone her sweet and he's an investor in this

(01:33:35):
company now it's called Colossal Biosciences. And so now he's
got a new Lua, except this one he named Junie.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Totally support it, would totally do this.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
I was wondering if Greg would do this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Absolutely, if I could afford it, I would do this,
you know hard.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I looked it up. It's fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Isn't as much as I thought it would be. But
it's not. It's not the exact same animals personality.

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
I want to hear from Tom Brady what this new
dog is like compared to his old dog, because it's like,
is it pet cemetery style or is it like, this
is a really great dog.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
Yeah, it doesn't have any of the traits of your prede.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
It's physically a clone, but the personality, the personality will
be different. Yeah, we don't know. That for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:34:18):
We don't.

Speaker 8 (01:34:19):
I mean, my dog, for example, doesn't bark, and she
has just been like that from the start.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
She wasn't trained that way.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
So does that mean that if I cloned my dog,
the new one would also not bar No, it doesn't know, because.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
That's the people who have done these things say, Yeah,
it looks exactly like physically the old the old dog,
but it's not the same, Like it doesn't have the
same personality. Yeah, and more disposition sometimes, Like there was
one person I was reading about who the dog looked
exactly the same, but the old dog was like super
chill and really kind of like, you know, not not

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super active, and the new one just bounces off the walls.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
And there was a farmer that cloned his like steer
because he was like the best, most cuddly steer and
the clone one. Gordon, you have no idea what you
can Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Yeah, but it could possibly possible possibly have demeanors.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
We know this, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Wi My wife talked about it. I talked about it like.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Yeah, would we do it a loophole in your suicide packs?

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
No, because it's not the same. I think I've come
down on the side I don't think I would do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
It, really. Yeah, if I had Tom Brady money, why
not just try it?

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Yeah, I would do it, And then I would ask like, hey,
is there a couple of things I could change to
make it a little bit better in certain ways?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Like, you know, because you're in love with the personality, right,
That is true, right, And so it's not necessarily because
people love some pretty ugly dogs.

Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
But on my in love with the personality. So that's
what I'm saying, we like a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
Yeah, but if there was a dog that looked exactly
like my dog but was a total terror, then I
would end up having poor memories of the great ones
I had with my first dog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
I would get it. I would get another like Cassie
as an English Cream Golden Retriever. I would get another
English Cream Golden Retriever. But I don't need to get
a clone, because I think I would be expecting the
same personality. It would just be a way for me
to cope with the loss of her, and it wouldn't
be the same.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Plus, I think that breed of dog, as much as
we love them, they all look the same anyway, Like
my dog looks different because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Nick is breedist. Yeah, well, I mean they do looktual. Well,
we are me looking for even compared to her full
blooded sister, which is weird because we got her, and
then a couple months later I found out that somebody
else here at the radio station had her full blooded sister.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
One of the salesmen have met, right, And they've met,
and they they look similar obviously, same breed and everything,
and fully related. But the other ones like kind of
like I got a bigger frame, you know, like the
surprised the shelter was able to track that. Oh it's
not a shelter. I went to a Yeah, I went
to a breeder for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Well, the question is, if Tom Brady and all everybody
in this room loves all these dogs so much, doesn't
it kind of show you that a lot of dogs
can be lovable, And why not just get a new one?

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Why clone? Well, again, I think it's just a matter
of the Jedi mind trick that you're trying to play
on yourself. It's not about anything else. It's not like, uh,
you're you're breeding the perfect specimen, you know what. Basically
physically this animal is just perfect, and so you want
to clone that way for whatever the purpose is.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
So I'm saying, gene editing some of it your better
version of the previous doctor.

Speaker 13 (01:37:25):
You are.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
You are heart connected exactly. It's an emotional tug of war,
especially when you're in my position and you know for
a fact, not an opinion, that your dog is the best.
You want to recreate that fact.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Say, why are you cloning dogs? That seems done. There's
so many dogs that need homes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Out there, that is true, how many of those live
in your house. Don't get a dog unless you can
provide for one.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
I think you mean shops don't adopt.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
Well, Medice is also a big shop. Don't adopt. Yeah,
I mean for him personally.

Speaker 7 (01:37:59):
If you are gonna get a dog, make sure you're
ready to be able to take care of one so
it doesn't end up in a shelter.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah, take that right. And I feel like we already
knew this, but it is a good reminder. Spending quality
time with your dog is good for your brain.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
It not only reduces fatigue and stress, but the new
study finds it also increases brain waves associated with both
relaxation and concentration, which I absolutely have experienced. Yeah, but
you can be completely on edge or in your head
about something and then she'll come over and she'll sit
there and you start petting her, and there's something about
that that just you know it definite, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Immediately, just for your concentration, Well, not necessarily concentration.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
I'm saying relax like just takes the edge off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
But I could be trying to do something productive and
then Cali walks by and there goes this they ask.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
The study showed that if you're looking to relax, playing
with or walking with your dog's best. But if you're
looking to focus, just gently massaging or grooming your dog
is the key.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
What about if your dog is special like Morgan's better?

Speaker 14 (01:39:05):
I will tell you one time I thought I had AIDS.
I was having a breakdown, right, and my dog was
the only thing that maybe.

Speaker 11 (01:39:12):
The story before you did. I was chipping on strooms
and I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Oh, okay, having a scare like somebody that you had
hooked up with hit you up and said, oh, by
the way.

Speaker 14 (01:39:23):
Well that got in my mental Yes they do look
like but no it worked. I was crying and holding
my dog and I'm like, this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Dog gets me, you know, Yeah, they understand yeah, if
you have raids, that's okay, but it does help.

Speaker 11 (01:39:39):
He's special because he can run away from me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Is he like really special means or just his tongue
hands out and got.

Speaker 11 (01:39:47):
Him like tested for downs or anything. So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Nobody said, has his tongue ever been in his mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
You have to do more for him than you would
any other dog.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Like he helps his tongue.

Speaker 11 (01:39:57):
He's just a chill dude. Yeah, but he's losing his
teeth now, so the tongue's coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
It's huge, seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Have you ever seen it run?

Speaker 11 (01:40:08):
Yeah, when he was younger. I got him when he
was five. He's nine.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
He has a name, by the way, you guys.

Speaker 11 (01:40:13):
Yeah, it's jeff Jeffrey. Yeah, which was weird when I
got this job. You know it's weird.

Speaker 14 (01:40:20):
Does my dad and my landlord have the same name too,
you guys again?

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Which was eight seven seven forty four, Wood sent us
a text over to two two diety seven A right.
What he showed text pole, would you clone your pet?
So it doesn't matter what it is, doesn't have to
be a dog? Uh, would you would you clone one
of the guinea pigs? So he had the one that
he was. I mean, you're super attached to all of them,
but yeah, if you had few money, Yeah, but that

(01:40:48):
one that like really destroyed you when when it died,
I mean, did you clone?

Speaker 10 (01:40:53):
I would want to just to see them again, but
at the same time, it'd be heartbreaking if the personality
was different.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
But he like, you would know them again, Like it's
not them exactly, that's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:41:04):
It would just be seeing a likeness of them again, right,
But yeah, if it wouldn't be them, it would still
be like, Okay, I still love this and appreciate for
what it is, but it's not the same.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
And as some of their DNA doesn't it though of course,
Yeah it's a clone.

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
Yeah, it's a little bit of it some of them
to touch, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Just like a splattering, you know, to be them, but
it's not.

Speaker 10 (01:41:26):
It's like for them, it's it's like identical twins. They're
not the same people, they look the same.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
I mean this gets into the more of, like, I guess,
a spiritual conversation, because you know, it's like a person
is not just the physical you know, being, it's all
these other things. It's the soul yea, Yeah, the bodies
what they say. The body is the vessel, right for
the soul for the machine is still closed on Sundays. Right, yes, yes,

(01:41:53):
it's exactly right. All right, thank you, Menace. We're gonna
take a break. Would you clone your pet? Just text
yes or no? Over the you t nine eight seven
more what he shows next? Late? Seven seven?

Speaker 6 (01:42:08):
Up?

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
Where are you came out? Because you're gonna live an
internal life? And hello, I'll tell you what, man, A
lot of people haven't an issue with Menace in his
whole shop. Don't adopt? Yeah you started at first, you

(01:42:32):
started a conversation. I study sea bats.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
I believe that is revisionist has that is sea bats
has started a sea bat.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
But I'm with you. Yeah you know, no, I said,
But I look on it as I think, yeah, definitely
people should adopt if that's something that they're into. But
I believe, like the adoption thing is not a dog problem,
it's a people problem.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
It's right, you're meeting cause and effect.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
So I mean, I have I have a opted dogs before,
and in this particular case, my wife and I decided
that we wanted a really cute little English cream Golden Retriever,
and that's what we wanted, and that's what we're going
to care for for its entire life, and that's what
we got. And correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't she

(01:43:19):
come pre trained? She did, It was just so the
puppy mill that we bought her from, not kidding from
the breeder that we bought her from, they did training there,
so she was least trained and she was house broke
mounting train and I think not that you know, puppies
don't have things from time to time, but she has.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Really perfect MENACE's main defense about it's a people problem.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Not a defense I'm just saying, but it's.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
It's as Greg said, you're putting the cart before the horse.
What we're saying is today, right this moment, if you
want a dog, there are millions of dogs that are needed,
are adoptable, So to tom to buy one from a
breeder is to literally kill one of those dogs. Yes,
the future, in the future, yes, people shouldn't get dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
They can't.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
Yeah, yeah, that should never be the case. Well that
is not where we are right now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Shouldn't you say you should adopt kids then instead of
making them.

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Yes, yeah, if you are the type of person that
is truly against overpopulation and climate change and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Absolutely, yes, but we don't have an overpopulation.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Is correct if it's in your heart that like there
are kids out there that need.

Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
Family, absolutely, absolutely right, So that's fully accurate. Now, we
don't have an overpopulation, we have underpopulation problem. So guys
like may you're got twenty five kids out there you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
We asked the question before the breakers we're talking about
Tom Brady, and somebody said Tom Brady has enough money
that he and his dog could be on cocaine the
rest of their lives. Just please rescue dogs. But overwhelmingly,
it looks like the the voters know that people would
not wow for different reasons. Everybody's everything from black mirror

(01:44:56):
to pet cemetery. Yeah, some of the other things that
we were saying, but the listener vote is no. Okay,
at least from what I could see.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
It's interesting. I figured everyone would want.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
To try in sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
I don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
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Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
Oh yeah, we're gonna.

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Had something that she bought a while ago and she's
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The Woody Show on All ninety eight to seven, Cool
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Please Yeah, if you're not happy single you won't be
happy in a relationship. Happiness comes from drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
That sounds like from the Book of Greg's Wisdom, the
Book of Greg. Yeah, exactly where everything goes back to drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Yeah, Greg Bible.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Yeah, we've joked that. I think, like in a subtle,
like low key way kind of an.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Alcoholic might not be wrong all.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
I mean, because he's functioning. You know, he's not sloppy. Yeah,
he's one of the good ones. But he's one of
those guys. Were like, he can't do anything unless there's drinking.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
I like I say, it's noteworthy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
It's the first thing he thinks about. Uh huh, where
are we going? Are there drinks day? Yeah? That is
I'm just pointing out the obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
That's all right, it's noteworthy if I'm not drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Oh, thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we love and
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have
a great day. S M D double M. I quit
this bitch.