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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised the Woody Shows. The Woody Show
Insensitivity Training Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Well,

(00:48):
today is November seventh, twenty twenty five, and today, ladies
and gentlemen, is Friday. That's what I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Wow, welcome to it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
My name's Wonnie. That's great, gory boy. What we got Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
What up?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Gina grand is here?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
We got Sammy, Hie Sea Bass, Good morning to you.
Morgan's here, Vaughn's here, We've got dumb ass Tyler. I
see four Menjie's here, You're here, and all we gotta
do is get through this little part of the day
together and into the weekend. Welcome to the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
It's ohficial.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, Friday officially underway.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
And uh we have a bunch of stuff playing for
you today, including MENACE's late night monologue, weekend review, right,
a huge comedy help you about your comedy pants? Yes,
Friday fail Stories. Got the du i Q for your
chance to win some stuff. We'll do some of the
trending news headlines. Birthday's porno Birthday entertainment, news and more.
Oh coming up here on the Woody Show. Phones are

(01:53):
open at eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. Exciting weekend plans for anybody here stands out.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'm going to go to a barbecue festival.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
A barbecue festival, yeah, like a barbecue competition kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I think there will be competitions there, but I'm not
really into that. I'm desered to eat.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
We're inviting friends up to see how much better our
neighborhood is now than it was before.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Them to move.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
So okay, it's just to rub it in or what
do you to bring them to the recruiting exactly?

Speaker 8 (02:33):
Yeah, I have, I have plans to see a couple
of friends, but I'm kind of hoping they get canceled.
Those are the best plans, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm excited because I'm just about
done with all of my solo flight requirements and because
I'm working my way to my final pilot exam to
get my pilot's license. And yeah, so the date is
now November twentieth. There was a scheduling, you know, conflict.
There was supposed to be the eighteenth, now is the twenty,

(03:06):
which is good. A couple of days to prepare, which
is fine. But this weekend knocking out the last bit
of the flight requirements for night flight.

Speaker 9 (03:15):
Oh damn?

Speaker 8 (03:16):
Is that alone that night? Some of it is oh okay, yeah,
because some of these you have to go up alone.
And that's what I've been doing hours, right, been doing well?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to have a certain number
of of solo flight hours, whether you're the piloting command.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
Like the other day you told me you want up
for two hours.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Do you ever? Yeah, yesterday I flew for almost three really, yeah,
And what do you do?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
Well, you go to different airports uh huh oh, you
got to landing yea, and then.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
You land there and then you taxi back to the
run when you take off, and you go to a
different airport and you land there and you taxi back
and you take off again. And then I was trying
to kill a little bit more time because you need
certain number of hours, and so they're like, yeah, go
do whatever. So I did a little sight seeing. I
just kind of flew around and then I flew over
my house. Yeah, and then did like uh, you know,

(04:03):
a couple of a couple of circles around the area.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
What this license you're gonna be getting? What what does
that license you to do?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Fly an airplane any and all?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Uh, well, unless you need to be type rated on
a certain type of like I couldn't go fly like
a like a seven thirty seven like I could if
I wouldn't, like I took my pilot's license, that would
allow me to then go get type rated on you know,
a big jet like that. That's what the Nathan Fielder
had to do, had to get his pilot's license. Then
he had to go do the type writing thing of
those simulators. Yeah, but he went and did so. Yeah.

(04:33):
I mean there's multi engine you had to get, you know,
certified for different things, but for any general aviation aircraft,
any single engine piston airplane, I could I could legally
fly that with passengers who.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Was checking this license?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
The FA does, like when you every time you go
on board, like you jump in your plane and not
every single time, but they do ramp checks. Yeah, you know,
and so like you have to show certain documentation, they'll
they'll come around, they'll ask you for you know, everything,
from you know, the planes registration and airworthiness certificate and
make sure oh yeah, and then to make sure you
have your pilot's license, your FA medical certificate, these different things.

(05:10):
You can do that when you're retired.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
No, I don't know why I thought about this when
we were talking about solo flights. But you know how
Greg is obsessed with being nude, and we've heard like
so many different stories about people getting caught driving their car.
Has there been any stories that we heard about of
somebody like flying their plane naked? Is that something?

Speaker 8 (05:31):
There's like going up there?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
There was that that company that was offering those mile
high flights, Yeah, out of Vegas where you go up
in a in a plane and there's a mattress in the.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Back and you can bang back.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Yeah, so they were nude.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
No, but they're actually flying the plane.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
I don't know. I haven't heard anything about that.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, some flight attendants were caught naked. A pilot was
arrested for being naked as hotel room window.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
When you're flying around quote sight seeing, what elevation are
you at?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
It depends on the terrain, but uh say yes, today
I was at seventy five hundred feet.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
Oh so still pretty tall.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, it's pretty tall, Yes, pretty tall. Pretty it's pretty
tallg you have some advice on how people should be flying. Yeah,
take the highest point technically at one hundred feet. You
know you do when you're figuring out your flight plan.
You figure out the train between where you are and
where you're going, and you have to be a certain
distance over the tallest obstacle thousand feet. So I usually
go two thousand feet to give you a little bit

(06:26):
more measure. Yeah, because you're flying over like say, mountains
or train there's some issue you want to have more
time to correct or feet.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
How many knots are you going?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
About?

Speaker 8 (06:37):
One hundred and eighty?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh that's really real. Yeah, they really use knots.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, So it's all cool and I'm looking
for because night flight and I've done a little bit
of it, but night flight is super cool. It's really
because it's all the lights and it's real peaceful, there's
fewer people flying, it's really easy to see the other track.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
So are you going to do the like for fourth
of July? Are you gonna do night flights so you
can see all the fireworks. Cool, they sell those, you know,
look for a high price.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
You can do that.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well, you know you know a guy, all right, you
know a guy who could make that happen. Oh yeah,
Charter see sea fireworks from the air. I'd love to
just make sure that a proper out to you, so
you don't get one hundred feet at friendly fire.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Sevent alright? Eight seven seven, Send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Get some more Woodies show for you. Next, hang on
the show.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
I'll be right back. What's up? What is show? Podcast listeners.
I have a huge amount of giveaways happening Saturday November fifteenth.
I'm talking theme park tickets at Habit Burger in South
Pasadena Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday, November twenty eight,
I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California, Dune to

(07:51):
three pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away TV and
I have more tickets to give away, but it ain't over.
On Monday, December first, I'll be at Lazy Dog Rancho
Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm giving away another
TV and more tickets. So write those down. I'll see
you there in the meantime, keep enjoining the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
All right, welcome back everybody, and if you're just joining us,
Happy Friday to you.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
All right, So today is so November seventh, twenty twenty five.
To try this out, tell us how it works out.
Hug a bear day. Now that you're talking about fat
Harry gay.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Guys, that'll do.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
That's different. I would love a bear Love your lawyer day.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
No, thank you?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
You know Greg Fountain pen Day, because Greg, Greg's got
one pen that he will use.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Is that a fountain pen or no? But it's it's
kind of it's not a ballpoint. It's kind of I
guess you would call that a gel and I like.
And then I have my check writing pen.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
All right, yes, gyps in.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
His courtesy of Menace from Buckingham Palace. That's he bought
it from the Buckingham Palace gift shop for. It's a
National Cancer Awareness Day. Always very important to get checked out.
It's a National Canine Lymphoma Awareness Day. Old Dugan's my
dogs just went through that and we're good. Yeah, good now,
that's good, thank god.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's a National Bittersweet Chocolate with almonds day, so good.
We got the birthdays and the Porter birth they also good.
But first medicine tells what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Well, who's excited? Who's ripping out? Because I am Grimlins
three Grimlins.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
He cannot say the name of that movie. Say it properly, Grimlins. No,
say it properly.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I feel like I am.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Is this kind of like how you say he can't
say yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I don't know if I've heard it out loud.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Gizmo is a Grimlin grim linn Gremlin like grim Grimlin,
not like grim reap.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Because you always follow it up with the incorrect way
of saying it. I need you just to say it correctly.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Okay, So it's not grim Linn. It's graham Len graham
Lenz yeah n grem Ln.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
Okay, no, now we have to s grem ln.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Was I was focusing more in the beginning of it.
I don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 11 (10:26):
Yeah, twenty twenty seven and being an exeguative produced by
Steven Spielberg Produce.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Original Grimlins came out in nineteen eighty four, grossing one
hundred and sixty five million dollars, which is probably in
nineteen eighties money a trillion dollars, but trillion. Yeah, but
the sequel came out Grimlins two, the New Batch, and
it came they made far less money, nineteen ninety forty
one million dollars.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Yeah, Greg, what were you saying? You didn't know that
there was a sequel to what oh Up until probably
a year or two ago. I didn't know there was
a sequel to Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
How do you miss that?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
How did you miss that?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Good question, and all the references from it I've heard of. Yeah,
we talked about put two and two together. Then that's
the Hubbard board.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
That's from where they went into the future, which was
twenty fifteen or so, and then Back to the Future
three was when they went to the Old West.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
I think my mind was blown when I found out
there was.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
A part three.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
How my god.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, those are fantasy movies, but they were also made
like you would have seen that, oliver T. How do
you avoid it with you? It wasn't like a week ago.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
I found out like a year or ago. I think
Gregg's world about this big.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And that's where I like it's Mario.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Wine, hgtvah depeche Mode correct, his dog, Yeah, and his parents.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
And being in the pool's world.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
That's my world. It's all any That's where I'm happing.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
No Grimlins available? Yeah, and then really bad Amazon Prime movie.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
You're using the adjectives what was the last?

Speaker 6 (12:08):
How do you hit this?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Hip?

Speaker 8 (12:10):
This to Greg?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Terrible?

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Ricky, I have to think about it all right?

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Anyway, Okay, Well there's always that thing about you know, Grimlins.
Is it a Is it a Christmas movie? Holiday?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
It is?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Anyways, it is a holiday movie. I believe it is
as well. Thank you Sammy. It was a Christmas I
would say it would be the end all be all
when it comes to holiday movies. Yes, but have you
seen this yet, Sammy. Matt Rife is going to have
a holiday special coming out on Netflix. It's called a
Christmas crowd Work, a Christmas crowd Work special crowd Work

(12:54):
on Netflix in December, and it will be the most fun.
That's how he.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
So his his whole face besides looking like a supermodel,
is he's very He appeals to women, young women because
and moms because he looks hot. But all his crowd
work is like relationships stuff and oh who you're dating,
let's call your mom.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Because now crowd work for people that are not in
the industry is basically like during your performance as a
comedian and doing your stand up, you stop it down
and you talk to the crowd. Now, some comedians they
talk crap on this, but I believe the people that
talk crap about this are the people that don't have
that skilled to It's.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Off script that it is that the reason the crowd
work has become so popular in the past few years
is because it is not burning material. So when you
if you post a clip of yourself online as a
stand up comedian, you can't post a clip of your
stand up show or else you can never use that
joke again. Yeah kiss, But if you're doing if you're
just messing with the girl up front and then that's

(14:00):
funny firstling, then who cares. But there's some guys that
are just like so anti crowd work because they feel
like they just can't do it. That's possible.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
I think Sea Best is right though, they don't want
to burn through material and people can see it as being.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Lazy, right because it's because people the audience loves CrowdWork
because you're talking about the audience and you're part of
the But it's not good stand up necessarily because it's
not crafting a proper performance.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Okay, well look for this special.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Also, Gremlins first came out in June of nineteen eighty four,
so it's not a Christmas but it was.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
Supposed to be. But it's a Christmas present.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Comedian Jimmy whatever, the British guy in the suit, Jimmy Carr.
Jimmy Carr, he's great at it. Yeah, his crowd work stuff.
I see a lot of his clips online and I
didn't really know much about him, but I kept seeing
these clips.

Speaker 8 (14:47):
I really like him.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
He's super sharp.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
This might be an unpopular opinion, but oh well, maybe
SeaBASS agrees about I did try out one of those
matt Riche specials when it was nothing but crowd work,
and I waited the entire special for some sort of
punch flying.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I thought, oh, really, yeah, what is this.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's not it's not funny, like compared to what he's
talking about. Jimmy Carr super quick. Yeah, has what are
probably preloaded some of his jokes, they are actual jokes. Yeah,
that he does to the audience with growth matt riif
it's more just like, yeah, boy, women are different than man.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Huh, girls be doing this.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
It almost seems like a therapy session.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, it's on.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Oh I hate that.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I just went through that one. I just went through
that with Ali's war set. But at least it was
a good songs all right. Uh moving on to Sam Smith.
Now you're upsessed with Sam Smith?

Speaker 8 (15:36):
Aren't you?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Great singers?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
To me?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Because yeah, if you don't know, he's a singer.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
But I thought has hung together. Yeah, well he actually
kind of bothers me.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
And he just talked about something that he just did
when he was thirteen. Apparently he had light bo suction
when he was thirteen years old. He said it was
a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
So rare. He said when he was thirteen that he
got bullied a lot for being fat. He had a
lot of upper body fat, and so he I apparently
convinced his parents to let him to get.

Speaker 8 (16:13):
Why is he putting it in paste? It he has
awesome parents.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
That awesome parents let him get LiPo sections. Okay, he
said the healing took forever because again he's a young,
active kid and then so he had to wear bandages
and the healing process almost took a year. He said,
back then it did work.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
Yeah, I only know one person that got LiPo and
she got it on her legs and the recovery was brutal.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
And it doesn't last, no.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Depositives.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
The whole recollect there.

Speaker 7 (16:48):
And it's like the way it's been described, because there's
like a hose being violently jabbed in it. It's like
an internal car accident that just bang, bang, over and over.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Greg still wants it, wants it badly, and we'll talk
to your boy Sam Smith. Have you guys seen this.
I know, like we immediately shut it off, well most
of the room when we even see a speck of
anything that has to do with Wicked. But apparently Wicked
was premiering in Brazil just recently, and Ariana Grande was

(17:20):
supposed to be there, but I don't know, something happening
with their playing and she couldn't make the premiere and
now she's put herself in a bubble and she said
because of the flight mishap, and she's really really sorry,
but they do not care. They they want blood and
they've been threading her. Please please no death threats because

(17:42):
I didn't show it to the Wicked.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
So my wife and I went to that IMAX Back
to the Future screening this past weekend, and one of
the previews was for this next Wicked. She cried, I'm
not surprised and I have not let her off the
hook one.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, it wasn't a different the trailer, the one she's
seen a million.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
No, she's seen this trailer a billion times. And she
cried like she had to take her glasses off. She
was wiping her eyes, like what is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Hey, let's let a woman president?

Speaker 9 (18:16):
Though, Like, can I make a confession?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I'm over Wicked?

Speaker 12 (18:21):
Out da we won't sit because she was like, and
you know you don't do so you're not gonna go
see a new one?

Speaker 9 (18:34):
I probably, she was, I'm just drincon.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I'd see your birthdays today. Starting with celebrities, Adam.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Divine from Workaholics from Jackson should be an Oscar winner.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
His name of Jackson, Greg was that Adam Divine's character
in Jackson? Because it wasn't Jackson, No, Jaxon's the phone
that he talks to. I don't remember him name. Adam
Devine is forty two year years old today. The singer
Lord is twenty nine. Algie Smith, who is Chris McKay
on Euphoria They're on HBO is thirty one. David Gietta,
the DJ behind huge club bangers like Seas Titanium and.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Personal friend of Mess.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
He's the best as fifty eight years old today. Mike Henry,
the og voice of Cleveland on The Family Guy. Is
he the one that stepped down? Yes, because he's like, well,
you know, I'm not authentically blessing. Okay, He's sixty years old.
Joni Mitchells and shaved her legs or her armpits. God's

(19:34):
like the seventies, eighty two years old today. And Greg
Christopher Knight has a birthday today. Peter Brady, Peter Brady
on The Brady Bunch. Next year is gonna be one
hell of a birthday sixty eight this year sixty eight.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
I have some of his furniture collection in my courtyard.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
That's right, be jealous.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
That's super cool.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
He came out with the furniture collection.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh hell yeah. Your porn of birthday today is indeed
James and Today's birthday girl. She's been around the block
more times than the Mailman one hundred and thirty eight
fine films, including What will the Neighbors Think? What don't
we already know? Yeh over fifty an extra Horny. She
was in Horny Cougar's Bang the Pizza Delivery Boy.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
She was in Mature MILFs Lesbian Awaking. Also Your Stepmom
found her panties in My Room Volume one and who
Can Forget Her Unforgetable role And Andy James catches her
friend's horny son jerking it and shows him what older
women can do. Hell yeah, I wonder what that was.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
He's like, say the whole movie, that's Andy James, who
is fifty nine years old today, and that's your corn
of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a little
lookal what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
this Friday, you're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I think there's some shenanigans going on.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Hot things are popular more than ever, Lizzy to bring
it back.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
The Woody Show. WI is back, all right, Welcome back everybody,
and a happy Friday to you. Bones as you know,
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can't
send us a text check in over to two to
nine eight seven. Uh, menace had a treat delivered to us. Now,
before we get to what this treat is, I was

(21:18):
reminded of that because we just we just got a text.
I don't know why somebody would choose violence on a
Friday eight oh five, and this person text in saying,
I meant to tell you guys that I tried the
chili cheese burrito at Taco Bell. Oh my god, was
that disgusting? Hard past?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're wrong, that is an idiot.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I don't know if honestly, I don't know if I've
ever heard that review of the chili cheese burrito.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Because it's a gift from Jesus.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's delectable.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
It's a gift.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, just when you say disgusting, why it happened, like
you just want to hate.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
You don't like the texture of it.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Now, I probably believe what I'm saying, like chill something
about it, something more like rice and like cubes of
chicken or whatever. It will be more like I don't know,
the texture that like solid more of a solid structure.
So yeah, yeah, and so this is chili and cheese,
and so maybe maybe that's the part. Maybe it's too
mesty with taste, sour, nothing like I'm taking, but sometimes

(22:20):
asking the texture because sometimes people say I don't like
disgusting with taste, but they also say it was too messy.
It was disgusting, so I had nothing to do with
the taste. Yeah, we need some more clarification.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Eight o five.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
I will say this.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
You don't eat like a baby.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
You don't bite into the chili cheese burrito. You you
kind of puncture it and slurp like you.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Good.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Menace used air tasker and for a reason because like
this particular item that he had to like this is
a Taco Bell item.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, it's not it's not easy to get. They just
released it. It's the Baja Blast pie that they've been
talking about for two years.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I got to try it.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
It looks like a full size you know, like a
lot of times like the fast food place, so will
have like just they'll sell it by the wedge, by
the peace, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
This is in a full size pie box. Yeah, it's awesome.
So again I got to try two years ago at
an event and we've been waiting for it to get released.
Now the reason that I used air Tasker to get
it delivered. Not a sponsor, but should be because you
can't get this on delivery.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Food apps a lot of items they don't propagate in
the menus, so sometimes you have to go like a
specialty way.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
So what's cool about the air Tasker thing? Like you
can get people to do pretty much whatever you want.
You just set a price and I said, okay, can
you go pick this up for this price?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
And I delivered it.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It's pretty awesome. Is this thing frozen? No, it's cool.
This is a refrigerator?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Oh should we have gotten like right next to there?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
I'm just opening up just looking at it. I could
take a look.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
There we go?

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Whoa co ice, blue green.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
It says tropical lime naturally and artificially flavored filling and
a gram crumb crust with whipped topping.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Officially flavored.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
You don't say, of course that's the best stuff.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Mountain dew, Baja blast pie.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Oh yeah, are you interested?

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Has the stuff on the back calories and stuff for.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
They don't exist.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
It's per tiny piece, right, so that doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, like the regular knife.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
There are eight eight slices that come out of this
that's one slice is three hundred and twenty calories.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
That's doable.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
That's not terrible, right, Yeah, now it's fine, it says,
chill out with a slice, cut frozen with a warm,
wet knife and saw in fridge for thirty minutes, cover
remaining pie, and return to freezer. Oh okay, so they
do want to chili to thaw the entire pie removed
from cardon and thought into fridge for one and a
half hours for the ultimate frozen pie experience. Enjoy within

(24:51):
four hours of thought. I think Sea Bass ones to
go get his h his machete knife. Yea, yeah, Samy,
just take a back over to the feeding table.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Well, uh, that color is like nothing you've ever seen
in nature before.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Yeah, it looks refreshing.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
But I can't wait for you guys to try it.
I loved it when I had it, But you know, yeah,
I don't think Sam should try it.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Does it drink?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah it should. Yeah, it's too sweet, it's too delicious.
That's why I thought, we.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Guys, did we not have an agreement that we don't
ask Sam when it comes to the food stuff anymore?

Speaker 8 (25:27):
We just don't ask her.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I don't trust her opinion.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
She wants to offer an opinion she can, but nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah I do. I do trust her opinion though when
it comes to Trader Joe's, that's it. Everything else.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, didn't you have like some kind of beef with
Trader Joe's.

Speaker 13 (25:44):
So many beefs.

Speaker 14 (25:45):
I love that.

Speaker 13 (25:46):
Well, here's here's the thing, is that because There's.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Told me there was like a drama, she'll give me
a laundry list.

Speaker 15 (25:51):
My gosh, for a long time there was no hard
boiled eggs. I mean months and months, almost a full year,
I think, no hard boiled eggs.

Speaker 13 (25:58):
Finally came back.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Mango chia bowls where those go.

Speaker 15 (26:00):
I ate them every day. Now those are gone. I'm
pretty upset about that they discontinued them, right. That's what
I'm saying, though, is they have delicious things and they're gone.
Like I get these lemon bars from there that are
so good.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
The fezer, they just know. Here's the thing.

Speaker 15 (26:12):
At Christmas time they used to have the cranberry ones
come out, and I haven't seen the cranberry ones at Christmas.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Time in like two years.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
They also used to have these other.

Speaker 15 (26:21):
Cranberry like bar things that were really good, and it's
not making those in exchange for the pumpkin spice, and
that made me mess.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
They still make the thing you told me about this
a handful of years ago. It was the cranberry pie
you brought that indy.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Do they still have that?

Speaker 11 (26:34):
They have it.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
I just bought one.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
It just came back. That's good.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
That probably like a cranberry tart.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
You fall in love with something and it's gone. That's
just their thing.

Speaker 15 (26:44):
The bruccoli slat has been gone for like three years.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
You tell me you love this place, but every time
I talk to you about it, there's some kind of issue.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
You know.

Speaker 15 (26:51):
It's because I do love it and I look for
certain things and when they're not there, it upsets me
because it's from them.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
They're superior. Maybe she likes like a good abuse of
a relationship. Mean, this is why she punches down the
poor steamboat.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Get pie out of there. Give it to Menace since
Menace went, I already had it before, so you did, Yeah,
so I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Get Let's give it to Greg Gry. Greg is the
best of describing things. Yeah, and the rest of us
can can try it, But I think Greg is a
good representative.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Will admit this. I've never had mountain dew blast blast Okay,
so I don't really need to be fair, Prince point.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
It might be thought enough. From what i's very.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Sticky and jelly mummy, Yes, wow, is that right?

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Menace is supposed to be like sticky, and.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
It's like it was just like a regular pie when
I had it.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Okay, all right, okay, Greg's got a shot in there, Menace.
You're right.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
It is a little two frozen. Even though I think
that makes it good flavor, it's very sweet. It is
refreshing that you said, gin know, is there like an
acidic bite to it? It's you can definitely time like
a key lime kind of flavor here with an extra sweetness.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
Oh that's delicious.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
And the texture on the fork is odd, but in
your mouth is nice.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:08):
I don't like how it pulls kind of like plato, but.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's really good. I'm telling you. When it's more, when
it's more thought, it doesn't have that like pull to it,
you know.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Okay, so it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
If the green otter pop you know, those those bold
plastic tubes that you get the kids in the summertime.
Otter pops Freeze pops if the green one was on
a gram cracker crust. Yeah, and then you have to
get a little, a little hit of the whipped cream
on there. This is good, This is this is actually

(28:41):
really good. I've ever had And Greg, I'm with you.
I've never had the Baja Blast really, yeah, I've never
I've never gott.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
I can't tell you if it tastes exactly like that.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
This tastes like the best day at the best water park.
It's that refreshing.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
It's so good.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
All right, Sam, I'll look, No, I do like good, Okay, I.

Speaker 9 (29:01):
Like chart things. It's much more tart than I like
that a lot.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, it's good, it's delicious.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
But there you go, swipe it in the wi and
thanks to Yes, we're getting in here, Mountain Dew, Baja
Blast pie, everything goes back to food. That's breaking news.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Greg Gory had to take a major at work. Not
since the Fall of Rome has there been this much
devastation death.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Woody, Woody wood.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
And now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well, you know, I think all together we can just
get through the Friday and into the weekend.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah we can.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, we were just talking about how man, this is
just felt like the longest week.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, Morgan and I before the show, we're talking about
how was the weakest flowing by for me?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, Gina and I were all talking to day. It's
like three weeks in one.

Speaker 16 (29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
For me, it's weird.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
I don't think it was a slow week, but last
Saturday night it feels like three months ago. Yeah, although
the week didn't really drag, but the weekend seems so
long again, So that makes me, Well, I think part
of this is all week long.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I think the earliest I've gotten home, so I leave,
I leave the house around you know, to fifteen two thirty, right,
I don't walk back in my door until five thirty
six o'clock at night.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
That'll do it. So it's just been these just never
ending long ass days.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
Is it, doctor?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
No, I'm just an idiot. You would think it's been
non But hey, this weekend pretty low key and good.
Hope you guys got something cool planned. Hit us up
on the text Friday check in over to two two
nine eight seven. Have some of the trending news headlines
coming up. But ladies and gentlemen menaces.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
And it's time for menaces.

Speaker 17 (30:50):
Late night monologue Week in review, Ladies and gentlemen, Well.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
What a week?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
What a week? Where do we even start the government's
shut down is still going on, and the big idea
is let's cut air travel by ten percent. Well, Shany said, look,
some of your fat asses need to stay home anyways. Jeez,
that's her words, not mine, just saying I don't claim
to take credit for that. One great gory. Got accosted

(31:25):
by cockroach this week?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Crap?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Did I stay roach? I mean go, I met cock
you know, like like rooster. You know you that yeah,
in your neighborhoods pretty hot? Yeah? Yeah, damn it? No, seriously,
are you? Are you really afraid of buds?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh god, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Cause seafast has a bug up his butt daily and
he seems fine. Hey, h hands all right, Bitcoin crash
a little bit this week, and there goes my retirement.
I should go back to my first plan of sucking
roaches from Oh wait a minute, did I say broaches again?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Damn it?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yet to get picked up by a network bugging out
right now? All right, So some Reese's monkeys got loose,
and my fat ass keeps on thinking about chocolate the
whole time, and Don't get me wrong. I love monkeys,
but but inside of a monkey doesn't taste as good.

Speaker 18 (32:26):
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
It tastes like eights, tastes like aids. All right, that's
what they say. Where was that?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:39):
It tastes like alright. Antonio Brown got arrested and booked
on attempted murder charges this week. Aaron Hernandez is still
dead and Tom Brady cloned his dog. So there's your
sports report.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
But one thing I'm holding out for is for Bill
Belichick to drop the only fans already you talk about
deflated balls, you know, hashtag so high, so hot. There's
been a lot of talk about an alien ship flying
pass Earth, and I hope they bring treats like moon pies,

(33:15):
rocket pops and my favorite anal and ten nine nuggets.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Have you had the Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I mean they're kind of crappy but somehow out of
this world. But Elon Musk was approved to get a
trillion dollars by Tessa, and he also says our minds
could be downloaded into a robot one day, and I
can't wait to have a robot body. It's like, check

(33:44):
out my hard drive as I dropped megabytes in this
chick's mainframe their dog hard drive. But think, but think
about the children. You know, It's like, what's life going
to be like for them? I don't know, I don't care,
but they better charge me. Oh we get a bitch
lap with my robot hand who?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 8 (34:08):
All Right?

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I like to you know what I'm saying. I like it.
I like it now the now. The new hot thing
for parents is to let their married kids live in
their garage to save money for a house. So it's
not just the car getting their oil checks. You know
what I'm saying. It's like Cuba out in struggle like

(34:32):
the rest of us. All Right. A trailer for Michael
Jackson's Bile Pig got released, and I don't know about you,
but I'm waiting for the sequel called Michael Jackson The
Boy that Cried Duck Butter Who and the third ones
and the third one Nice Shoes one f Anyways, we

(34:53):
have a great show for you, the Wrizzlers here really
the band Toto. Oh okay, yeah, and that is your
weekend review. You know what? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Are you feel me? Feel me? The Gift then after
your show, when the audience is filing out, you can
set them through the gift shop and you can have
you feel Me tols and mugs and underwear, all the
merchant stuff.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, but I think that was one of your your
better rounds. That aids he must have gotten an extra sleep.
Although you can't please everybody. Three gosh, this is so horrible,
it's not even funny. Why do we let this retard
have his own solid.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
That's the same that's the same person facts every time
with my monologue.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Thank you for listening. Hey, make sure you stop by
the gift shop and get you that feeling Me shirt.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Feel Me.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
It's take a quick break more Woody shows next.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Hang on.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
To hear it.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
The first time show will be right back the Woody Show.
And man, typically we're trying to go through and just
clean things up here on a Friday and get to
some of the things that we didn't get to earlier
in the week. But there's so much news to com
a lot going on. Gina grad went the trending news headlines.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Well, twenty four year old Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn
Neeland is dead, and it appears that he died from
a self inflicted gunshot to the head. So, according to police,
they tried to pull him over for a routine traffic stop,
but he didn't stop. He led them on a big chase. Instead,
cops got ahold of his girlfriend, who told them that
Neland was armed, has a history of mental illness and
was going to quote end it all. According to reports,

(36:33):
Niland crashed his car, then took off on foot, hid
out in a nearby porta potty, and that's where he
texted his loved ones goodbye and shot himself.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Really crazy.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
So dark yep and former NFL star Antonio Brown has
been found and was finally arrested on attempted murder charges.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I mean he must be at the end of his rope, yeah,
because you know he took off. He was hiding out
in Dubai basically, and just you know, like I guess
he's out of money. Yeah, how many money even before
he left?

Speaker 14 (37:02):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (37:02):
And so I mean, how he's supposed to live in
Dubai menace?

Speaker 9 (37:06):
He can't do it.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Yeah, he was held in Jersey and then he's going
to be headed back to Miami. The attempted murder charge
came from an incident back in May you know where
he got in that fight with a bunch of people
at a boxing event.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Shot at somebody like somebody took something from him, I guess,
and started running across the parking lot here shooting at
him a parking lot full of people.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Wells cops arrested him back then, but then they released
him after he was charged.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
Now six months later they caught up with him.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Remember he was talking all that smack about his baby
mamas like oh yeah, yeah, like something like it was
addressed to his kids, but it's basically tell your baby mama,
they're gonna have to get a job now. Yeah, because
I'm out of here.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
He's doing great, but do you believe that that crazy
hit like really messed him up?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
And that hit from Vontes Berfet in that game against
the Bengals, that's what changed him. He was a to
that point, pretty cool, great player, good teammate. Dislodged his brain,
but from that point, yeah, just scrambled his brains, absolutely
went nuts.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
What's Gary Busey's excuse? And like Charlie Sheen, like two
people who were like drugs, totally normal.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
A drug add that motorcycle acice.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Yeah right, okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
He had a brain injury.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Well but was that was he normal before that?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
Yeah, this was the motorcycle accident.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
We have a little update on the whole snap benefits situation.
A federal judge in Rhode Island ordered Trump to deliver
the full benefits starting today. So he agreed to that
partial funding that program that he was going to use
for and have billion dollars in other funds to cover
about sixty five percent of normal benefits. But after the hearing,
he says he's going to go ahead with the judge's orders.
Everybody's going to get their benefits. And airlines are adjusting

(38:51):
to the fas ordered to cut ten percent of flights
at forty airports, you know, because of shutdown. So here's
how it's looking right now. American Airlines is canceling two
hundred and twenty flights, but keeping international.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Routes so normal.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Delta says most of its flights will run as planned,
and Southwest and Jet Blue are rebooking passengers wherever they can,
and of course, you know, issuing refunds.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
United will cancel more than two hundred.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Flights a day and has set up a whole website
for updates, So check those websites.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
People, do not assume your flight is going to happen.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
And again, we're like three weeks away from Thanksgiving. S
is rude that travel? Oh my god, I mean.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
This year my family's coming to me, are they?

Speaker 16 (39:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
I don't have much faith that it will get worked
out by then, but man, let's hope.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Well, the death toll is now at thirteen in the
ups cargo plane crash in Louisville, So officials say that
nine people are still missing and that the last few
days have been quote a long, thirty six hour tragedy.
So the left engine that fell off the plane has
been found and the data from the black boxes has
been downloaded. So the NTSB is going to start moving
that to now and see if they can find any

(40:01):
other missing people.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I've been waiting on this package that I paid for.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
You've been very concerned about.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, overnight delivery, and I'm like, what the hell is
this thing?

Speaker 8 (40:10):
It's I think he was supposed to be here.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
No, So I clicked the tracking and we can go
deeper into the details to see what guess what it
is right now?

Speaker 8 (40:17):
Louisville.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
No, And I'm like, whoa, oh wait a minute, FedEx
Oh so not ups And I think for a second there,
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
But I'm sure there was like a groundstop on everything,
Like they took out like a whole facility, like for
a mile.

Speaker 13 (40:32):
Right, if it's in the area, I'm sure, y, just
to be precautious.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
And I'm sure they're all in the same area.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Well, yeah, I think everything on that plane was bound
for Hawaii.

Speaker 13 (40:40):
Oh yeah, Iwaii.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Well, if you like defense, last night's game was a
good one. The Broncos beat the Raiders ten to seven
in a tough, low scoring game. Denver's defense was strong
with six sacks and an interception. The Raiders fought back
with two interceptions, two sacks, and a fumble recovery. But
if you like big plays and lots of points, this
was not your game. But team struggled on offense, missed
field goals, barely moved the ball with the wind. The

(41:04):
Broncos are now eight and two and on top of
the AFC West. The Raiders fall to two and seven.
They're at the bottom of the division and Finally, here's
a nominee for dumb lawsuit of the Day. This fifty
five year old chick was doing a day at like
a theme park when she and her kids tried to
go on the go karts. Just one problem, though, She
was told that she wasn't tall enough to get on
the ride, so she explained, I've been on this right

(41:26):
a bunch of times, but the employees weren't having it,
so she asked to talk to the manager. At this point,
while she's arguing with the manager, she claims that kids
in line behind her started calling her a.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
White bitch and a Karen. She was not happy about this.
She finally left, but then she turned around and sued
the theme park. So the suit thing, Sure, yeah, well
for having to endure all of this, I got a
flat tire the other day.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Had he called triple A couple a comes out, dude.
The driver was awesome. He's so funny as dude. He's
just you know, chatting and blah blah blah blah. And
this woman walks up and she goes, what's going on here,
excuse you? And he goes, well, he goes, we're towing
this man's vehicle. He's got a flat tire and she goes, oh, okay,
anything I should know. She says, yeah, that's weird, and

(42:13):
he goes, looks right at me, and he goes, you
know why they call him Karen's because they'd be caring
about everybody else's bitten. And she just like, look, gave
this look and walked away. It was amazing.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I gave him that is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
It was really funny, you know, when to call him
Karen because they'd be caring about everybody bitness.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
I love this guy and I hate that anything I
should know.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
No bitch.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Well So claims that she was discriminated against because she
was denied access to the right, you know, for being
short and walking past the kids who made fun of her,
left or embarrassed and humiliated, especially in front of her kids.
And she said the theme park was negligent, breached its
duty of care. But guess what, the court disagreed that
dead bitch, short.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Bitch a right, Thank you very much, ginigrad ye So
coule things to update you on. It's the end of
an era, you guys of the Farmer's Almanac. They are
shutting down. Really after two and eight years, she's and

(43:25):
it was, you know, originally used farmers gardeners, you know,
helping predict weather, giving them guidance every year. The reason
for the shutdown financial challenges of producing and distributing the
book in today's chaotic media environment, and access to the
online version will also stop next month. So I thought
originally it was just going to be something that goes online,

(43:46):
but no, it's it's all together over. No more Farmers Almanac.
How are we supposed to know what kind of winter
to expose?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
What are the farmers?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
What are the farmers going to do?

Speaker 8 (43:55):
You know, how are we going to know about the
velvet moon? Right?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Some other their stuff. I meant to bring up this week,
the original founders of Hooters have taken back full control
and they're making some big changes. Yeah. So, I mean
the sales have been horrendous, and so now the CEO
says that the shorts, you know, the wedgie shorts, that

(44:19):
the servers where they have caused enough public backlash and
they say it's been made clear. I don't think you're
going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.
So they're getting rid of the skimpy uniforms. This is
how they're going to save Hooters by going against what
they are exactly. I think. I think you just need
a complete rebrand, meaning like you can't even call it Hooters.

(44:44):
When you go to Hooters, you're expecting the shrimp to
call it the Wings and Shrimp Place. But I'm saying
Hooters has an image, Hooters has the brand attached to it, right,
and so that's you can't you can't get rid of that.
It's like Disney getting rid of Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 9 (45:05):
Yeah, I mean it's called Hooters.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
Yeah, didn't they put their boobies a way too?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Like?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Have they?

Speaker 9 (45:10):
I think they're still in the tank tops right?

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I did go to Hooters recently with Half Baked and yeah,
they still had the same uniform as before.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, well they're changing that. The rebrand is gonna be
known as a rehooterization. I'm not in a kidding that's
what it is. You're gonna see the streamlined menu, better
quality ingredients, and a more family friendly atmosphere. See, this
is where you ruin it. It's like they they fed
up Vegas by trying to make it all family friendly.
Remember they did that big thing was the nineties. They

(45:43):
really tried to push to make a family destination and
then they had to go completely polar ops and go
with the whole what happens in Vegas stays in vesis
go back.

Speaker 13 (45:52):
I'd love to hear what it half baked thinks about this.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Oh yeah, Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
True. I mean he still loves Hooters, but he knows
like the barely any locations anymore.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
I know.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
The idea that it's risk gue at Hooters is so
old time.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
I know, we let the trolls win.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
Yeah, yep, I'll go one.

Speaker 13 (46:14):
Well, maybe they'll do a cracker barrel and they'll change
their mind.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
And yeah, just kidding.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
There weren't even money.

Speaker 13 (46:20):
If not enough people are going there, they have to
do something.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, but Red Lobster was like on its deathbed and
they turned that around.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, but that's a little bit different because they weren't
relying on stuff that is no longer seen as socially acceptable, right,
the whole idea of exploitation or whatever of women. And
you know, like even even though these girls signed up
to work there, that's what they It's like saying, oh, strippers, like,
no one's forcing them to be an exotic dancer. Yeah,

(46:48):
you know, they sign up to do it, So nobody's
really being exploited. It's just that was their brand and
that's what you went there for. So if you're gonna
be Hooters, yeah, if you're gonna be if you do,
talk to my buddy have Biged. You know, you'll hear
on the show once a while. He is a Hooters
connoisseur and knows the ins and outs of Hooters, and

(47:08):
he said it's not really the decor of Hooters that
really brought him down.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
He said it was the management. And he said that
the management is just terrible, so that's why the customers.

Speaker 15 (47:23):
Yeah, I remember when Hooters was on Horrible Bosses, and man,
it was not Horrible Bosses, well, it was the undercover boss.

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (47:31):
The manager when you saw him on that show was insane.
I love that, but it was so weird. He was
like making the waitresses do challenges to be able to
leave early.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I remember that.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
I remember that.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Wouldn't that be okay? So Morgan, you get to leave
right now, give me a challenge, start your weekend right now?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
What do you want? But you gotta complete this challenge?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah, I would do it, but related challenge is quote insane.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
I mean you're just supposed to ask for can I
go home?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Right?

Speaker 9 (48:03):
It was to have to like balance an egg on
your note.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
It wasn't like he was asking for a BJ. He
was asking and then I'll let you go home.

Speaker 9 (48:10):
I forgot about that guy.

Speaker 13 (48:11):
Yeah, unless that was a challenge.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, no, but like got it.

Speaker 8 (48:15):
Fine, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
That's a There was an election that was just settled
by a high card draw. Did you see that in Nevada?

Speaker 16 (48:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
So, yeah, there was two guys. It was like a
smaller level office, you know, that they were running for
and these two guys were dead heat tied and they
decided so they spread out a deck of cards in
the straight line, face down. Each guy drew one card.
Whoever drew the highest card was the winner of the election.
Agreed to that. Right.

Speaker 13 (48:44):
That fun but crazy?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
That is so it's fine.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
What's insane quote unquote was my manager at the pizza
place that I worked at in high school if one
of us wanted to leave early, and we were so
naive sixteen seventeen, eighteen years old, totally naive to how
creepy this dude was. Because he said, whoever leads early.
We're going to have an underwear contest. What what color

(49:08):
is your underwear? Whoever has the interest?

Speaker 9 (49:12):
That was Undercover Boss that company?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
For sure, I had no clue that this dude was.
That was not normal, so Sam, I did not see
the Undercover Boss Hooters episode. But the idea of challenges
to go home early, unless it's something like yeah that
or something.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, well you.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Wouldn't be forced to do the child I know, right,
just stay at work longer.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Ye, So what about restaurants like Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilts.
Don't they aren't those booby restaurants?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yeah, there's plenty of there's plenty of, you know, places
that still do a version of that. But that was
Hooters thing. Yeah, you know, Tilted Killt, same kind of thing,
just to knock off Hooters. But who was the standard
by which all others were measured?

Speaker 16 (50:03):
Right?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, someone said they should just go and just lean
right into the adult focus, like forget this whole ghosts skimpier.

Speaker 13 (50:11):
Yeah, it would be embracing, like show butthole why nights
are flammable? They can't go too close.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
To the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Yeah, like come by, bring my buffalo shrimp which are
so good. The Buffalo Shrimp and Hooters are my favorite
three mile islands.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Just focus on the areas that work for you and
then just go all in, right, stop tiptoeing around it.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, keep it PG thirteen until six pm, and then
make it a full on strip joint with good food
until two A.

Speaker 9 (50:39):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
That's from the text. That's a really good idea, right, make.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
The outfit families need to clear out by six that's
a great idea.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, get out.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
It never goes the other way around, where you have
like a family theme place and they're trying to be
more adult, So why can't it go that way?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, I just don't think there's a way to save
Hooter by going more family friendly and making making the
outfits less revealings. Yeah, bloomers.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Yeah, the mom's gonna go in there, and if the
waitress is still hot no matter what she's wearing, Yeah,
there'll there be an issue.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Greg ha said forever that's his favorite wing. It is
the most underrated wing of life.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, and he's certainly not going there for the chicks, right, And.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
I've told you too. Little thing that I love about Hooters,
They keep paper towels right at the table. That's so convenient.
It's so convenient.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Let's go to line number one.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Is it ana? Ana?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It's in here with it aa. That's why it didn't
make any damn well.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Selena, congratulations, you call her naughty.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You're going to alter ego?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Hang on one second, we'll get some more information. And
we're number one in Irvine in case that's a verifiable fact. Yes,
we'll see they hang on one second and we'll get
all of your information.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
And that's how you do it.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
You guys do. And by the way, this is why
I don't do guests.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I agreed to.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Have this dude call in, who's like he's the president
of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because they're
doing their big induction ceremony. And uh they said, oh man,
he really loved the calling of the show and everything else.
I'm like, okay, cool, yeah, And so I'm looking very
busy Friday schedule, as we always do. And I gave

(52:32):
him a time of seven am, right, and who and
it's just a call in. It's not like he even
has to fight traffic. And can he call in on time?

Speaker 4 (52:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
And by the way, this is why I typically guests
are a no go on this show. How many times
have we been stood up by a guest? Four hundred
and seventy exactly?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Are they're way late?

Speaker 8 (52:55):
Stressful?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, And all he's got to do is pick up
the phone, yeah and call in. I even tech, so
I said, are you calling? We're ready for you right now.
I even gave him, you know, a few minutes heads up, boy, alright,
that's it. So, uh, Sammy, you can tell them we
don't have time. And I'm just gonna tell everybody that
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony is happening.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Tickets are on sale, you can you can get those.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah, it's this weekend. Vaughn's going, Oh yeah, that's right.
Von Uh what do you what are you gonna wear?
Are you gonna dress to impress it?

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Question?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Are you gonna fly?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get Matt fly, gonna get some
close today.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
So, Sammy, they sent you all the information. What else
are we supposed to know about this?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
I give it.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
I gave it to you, I did.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
I gave you all the information.

Speaker 13 (53:48):
I haven't pulled up just now.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
So they're they're doing. Of course, all these different people
are are getting inducted, such as you guys, ladies and gentlemen,
Bad Company, Joe Cocker first of all, Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast,
Sound Garden, The White Stripes, Salt and Peppa Dude. There
are going to be performers such as now are you ready,

(54:13):
twenty one pilots are going to perform. Yeah, uh am
I allowed to say, uh you know what, I'm not
even I'm not even sure what I'm allowed to say,
as far as like, there's there's some things they wanted
to keep a secret because there's there, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (54:27):
Some embargoed information, right and see this, this is what
I was going to try to get out of our
our special guests.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
But apparently he can't be bothered to promote his own event.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah, you can buy tickets and it's gonna be at
the Peacock Theater.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, so you can. We gave away tickets to it.
Remember the bleachers right on the stage like a whole
fan section.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, the Musical Influence Award, Salt and Peppa warren Zevon. Yeah,
so it's a it's it's pretty cool. Oh yeah, Chubby Checker.
Oh yeah, twenty twenty five class nice. So there you go,
rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Hey, great to have
you on. Thanks. I can't believe we got the presidents

(55:09):
of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to call
into this show.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
That that was a great appearance. That's a really yeah
a good guy.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah yeah, Sammy, no more guests, sorry, Yeah? Why I
did it as a favorite because I do like the guy.
He's a nice guy. I'm I'm giving him, I'm giving
a bunch of crap.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
We've known his name is John. We've known John for
for a long time, and I was armed with a
really nice compliment for him.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh yeah, Like what we're gonna say, We'll send him
the audio of his non appearance on the show.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
So, John, every time I see you at an event,
and you're usually hanging out with Tom another one of
the big week mush, I want your stylist. They look
so cool all the damn time, and I'm so jealous.
How do they look so cool?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
It looks very John Varvados.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Yeah, they always have the coolest jack it's the coolest shirts,
and it's like, why can't I look like that.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
I would say, go to Chana Vades Gray you can
Greg yeah, and then' and the Shoes Golden Goose.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Okay, Golden Goose Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. We do have a request for Soundgarden. Just
came in on the text see if see Yeah, it's
a great song. Hold on, bring this in here for
you and look at that. That is what I called
an instant request that came in literally ten seconds ago
from the eight one to eight.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
That's good sun Yeah, Soundgarden fell on black Days.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We're gonna use four minutes and thirty two seconds of
John's time on the Woody Show to tell you that
you should go to the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame induction ceremony this weekend. It's a peacock be inner
going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this weekend.

(56:55):
You can go to the induction ceremony that's happening this
weekend there, it's the Peacock Feeder. Tickets are on sale now.
That is sound Garden, an instant request for the eight
one eighth Lightning Fat and thanks again to John the
President of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for
calling in. Oh yeah, thanks, very sweet. There we go.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
The Woody Show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 19 (57:19):
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitized the Woody Show.
If you got a Friday check in sending those on
the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Make sure you include your name. You tell us who
you are, and then where around town you're listening to
The Woody Show this morning? Anything anyone you'd like to
have us mentioned? That can exciting weekend plan you could
do that? Could you please give a shout out to
all the hot moms that vibe cheer, all the cheer moms,
Oh I am, tell me, tell me about cheer moms, Sammy,

(57:55):
I know about like hockey moms. Hockey moms are partiers,
and dance dance moms are crazy nuts.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Pageant moms.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Pageant moms are crazy cheer moms cheer moms, and be honest.

Speaker 13 (58:07):
Well some of them are crazy.

Speaker 15 (58:09):
Yes, in terms of I know high school cheer, though
I think vibe cheer would be all stars, so I
can't speak to that.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
That seems like it would be.

Speaker 13 (58:16):
A little bit more like dance moms to me.

Speaker 15 (58:18):
But when it comes to cheer moms, there was a
crazy ones who when you try out, if their kid
doesn't make the team, they were going into the vice
principal and all this other stuff of trying to get
them on the team. And it worked for some people, actually,
and there are some super crazy ones watching everyone on
the team and what they do and telling on people
it was.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Them are doing this.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Some of them, yes, but not all Some of them.

Speaker 9 (58:41):
But not all of them.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Is it because some of them used to be cheerleaders
and they're like, well they should just.

Speaker 15 (58:46):
Be Well some of them are just overly involved in
their kids life in general, and then are going to
the practices.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
And going to all the stuff.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
And then yeah, but I gotta.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Say, these young kids that do this are amazing athletes.
I love watching this stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Are cheer moms the kind that would, you know, host
the party at their house and get the alcohol for
the girls, but take all the keys like cool mom.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
And their strict parents.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Really Yeah, okay, okay, so hockey moms are different. Yeah,
all right, you guys can drink, but you're staying here.
And I'm taking all y'all's keys.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yeah. Never, I did not have that kind of mom. No,
I had to hide everything from my mom. Yeah. So
give a shout out to the vibe cheer hot moms,
of course, all the hobbies. Listen to the best morning
show ever, The Woodie Show. Love y'all and happy Friday.
PS Morgan, you're a mother fin hotty babe. All right,

(59:46):
send your text over to two two nine eight seven
time ladies and gentlemen for your Friday fail stories.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
All right, there's the gentlemen, boys and girls.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
It is time for.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Your Friday fan Sorry, other people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Have got They had the perfect plan, the plane that
can never go wrong with the somewhere along the line
and went from being a great idea the one big
stake in Mega Uber Ultra.

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
I was running out of air.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
I didn't hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I was loud, was too far from I could hear
the mix. I don't know a lot of people got
the like kind of cold analogies.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
Right now, so maybe you're hearing Greg probably all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Right, Well, this one is from Maryland. Thirty three year
old PERV thought he was chatting online with a teenage
girl and During the conversation, he joked that he hoped
that Chris Hansen from the Catchup Predator.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
Wouldn't be there when they met up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
You know, Well, he went through with the meet up
and he even brought the pizza that he promised that
he would bring. And when he opened the door, it
wasn't the teenage girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Guess who it was.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Chris hands no way with the perv was arrested, taken
to Fail Jail Now. Failed Sting was a joint operation
with the show that Chris Hansen is doing now and
the county sheriff. And it was a good day at
the office.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
They took nine different pervs.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
To jail that day, predators on the show.

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
Online. So they're back in the game.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
Yeah, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I hated all the criticism that that show got years
ago because they were saying that what they were doing
was quote entrapment. Yeah, okay, So what do you think
when when you have vermin in your house? What do
you think they come and they do?

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
They trap them?

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
They said the cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
And so when you have a child predator, someone who's
online looking for kids to have sex with, and you
set a trap and you catch one that is to
be celebrated, and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
It's double confirmed because they always ask for really random
specific stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Mike's Hard Lemonade was what it was back in the day,
Mike's Hard Lemonade and rubbers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
It wasn't going to get taken off the air only
because that one guy got caught and his family member
was part of the government or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Well, there was another guy who committed suicide.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
That was the same guy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
The release date is December eighth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I go, well, who cares he committed suicide? Big deal.
He got caught red handed a lot of money and
on camera with a trail of all the texts. And
the online chat at the time is what it was.
I think it was like AOL chat rooms and they
show up, you know what they're there for, and you
bust them, like, I don't understand. What where's the confusion?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
The predator ruined their own life by doing what they
were doing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Catching them Friday fail stories. Here's one where the cops
were called this dude. He was accusing Walmart Greg of
robbing him.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
At the checkout stand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
He accidentally overcharged himself for avocados.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Greg I know, was it daily avocados? At the self checkout,
he rang up nine and ninety nine avocados instead of
just nine, and it showed that he owed like thirteen
hundred bucks. Again, totally sounds like something that would happen
to Greg. I'm just trying to buy off a co.

Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
A daily shopper. I know exactly what I'm doing. How dare?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
So he flipped out and that's when he called the cops,
screaming about pain and suffering and they're ripping it out
off and despite them showing him how he messed up,
he just wouldn't let it go, just kept yelling and
carrying on. So he ended up getting arrested because he
wouldn't shut up. A dumbass.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
That happens sailed Yeah, like dude, yeah, that's never happened
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Please. This next one is from Illinois where this business
owner was ready to close up shop for the day
and as he was packing up, he heard a loud
noise coming from the ceiling of the store and he thought,
you know, maybe an animal of some kind, like a
squirrel or some mice, or you know what, a raccoon.
But then he heard whispering, Oh, he's like, hmmm, I
don't think that squirrel's whisper.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
So he called the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
They show up. Turns out there was someone stuck there.
It was this random woman. The fire department had to
come break her out of the ceiling because it was
a drywalled ceiling and all thing. So they get her ound.
She had planned to rob the business next door, you see,
and so she broke in through the roof, ended up
getting herself stuck. Yes, she left her there. She was

(01:05:18):
arrested and hauled off to fail jail sailed. How about
this story. This is one of my favorites. It's this
one about this woman. She was getting called out by
the owner of a restaurant who the woman had blasted online.
She says that she ate her for the first time,
and while she got the brisket and it was fine,

(01:05:38):
the brisket was tolerable, she was disgusted and felt sick
after she found a whole leaf in her baked beans. Okay,
she even added a vomiting emoji for good measure. The
restaurant owner saw the post and left the comments saying, quote,
I'm guessing you've never seen bay leaves in your food before.

(01:06:00):
Bailey Bailey and then explain how their beans are made
fresh and the leaves are used for flavor. Right, relentlessly
ripping on this chick. One person says, quote, some people
have never cooked anything without a microwave and it shows. Uh.
And to be fair, there were a couple of people
on her side. Let me find one of the h

(01:06:20):
I made a note of it here. Yeah, this person commented,
saying that they should have removed the leaf because it's
sharp and to avoid confusion.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
Well, okay, they should remove it, but you should know
not to eat a leaf.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Idiot saluted and then not only that, it's okay, So
didn't you go online?

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Yeah, and you're gonna rip. You don't know what a
bay leaf is, and you're over the age of three.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
You're gonna the brisket was fine, You're gonna rip.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
This restaurant, a new one that over.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
A season, dumb ass.

Speaker 13 (01:06:49):
Everyone wants to be outraged days.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
They want that social currency likes in those comments.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Now, I don't mind Bailey Bay leaves, just the one
little big deal and yeah I found those before. What
I can't stand? What's the one that looks like little
Christmas tree branches?

Speaker 16 (01:07:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah, Rosemary the Christmas tree. That's rostary. I hate that stuff. Yeah,
they'll use that like you go some places and they'll
use it like on roasted potatoes.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
Inficatia too much?

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Like why?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
And I hate clothes too really.

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
Yeah yeah, not meg sucks.

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
Me like pumpkin spice. But you don't like clothes and nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I never said I like pumpkin spice. Nutmeg sucks like
that could really a really good carrot cake, you know,
carrot cakes my go to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
But basil, no, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
You, I don't mind. Yeah, Basil's good. And I love cilantro.
And I know some people have genetic thing. It tastes
like soap tired, but like to me, how some people
are revolted by the cilantro. That's the genic thing I have,
even though it's not genetic. That is my reaction to rosemary.
It ruins so overpowered rosemary ruins. And I'm sorry, but

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truck full oil no disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
You want to add truffle.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
It smells like over the top, Yeah, overly truffle such
a popular thing. It's truffle everything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
I love the truff hot sauce like I first hated it,
now I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
It's so good. You know what good thing. There's one
billion other hot sauces out there, and it's not either
truff or nothing. The truffle thing because just a couple
of drops of that stuff, it's enough enough, a little
bit big truf, but nobody stops at a few drops.

Speaker 13 (01:08:44):
You can, you can have self control, and then the
bottle lasts forever.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah. I've never purchased any anytime I've been somewhere and go,
oh yeah, I'll try those, or you know, maybe I
got some bad because people love this truffle stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
It's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
You know, fancy.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
I like trust more than truffle oil.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Til sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
The whole idea of like truffles, truffles, like the trump
like the like the how they get the pigs there. Yeah,
and the pigs have to go and like look under
like cow patties and stuff like that. They're growing under turds.

Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
Yeah, that's why they were a trillion dollars.

Speaker 13 (01:09:13):
I don't even know what truffles are.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Trules are like a mush it's a mushroom.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Yeah, and I guarantee you've never had one, and neither
of I like, they're insanely expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
That said, chocolate truffles, get in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
He puts the G in Garcia.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
So Cal sports with Garcia and happy Friday to you,
Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Good morning and happy Friday. What do you show? Let's
go ahead start with the NFL.

Speaker 20 (01:09:41):
If you watched last night's Thursday night football game, god
bless that was a waste of time. Both teams had
more penalties than points. Broncos beat the Raiders ten to seven.
This weekend, it's Rams and Niners Sunday at one twenty
five in the Bay Area.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Rams are favored by four and a half.

Speaker 20 (01:09:56):
Then later on Sunday, it's Steelers and Chargers at SOFI.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
My Chargers favored by two and a half. That should
be a great game.

Speaker 20 (01:10:03):
Speaking of football and the Steelers, former Steeler Antonio Brown
arrested in Dubai and extradited to the US on attempted
murder Chargers for that shooting outside of celebrity boxing match.
Moving on to the NBA, Clippers continue to suck. They
got cooked by the Suns last night. Both teams play
again tomorrow, this time in La at into a Dome
Lakers in Atlanta tomorrow at four point thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
NHL Ducks beat the Stars.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Kerry the col Scenity scores.

Speaker 20 (01:10:29):
Dux in Vegas tomorrow, Kings lost to the Panthers five
to two. Last night Kings in Pittsburgh on Sunday got
some Dodgers news.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Woody showed Dodgers exercised.

Speaker 20 (01:10:38):
Their options on Max Munsey and Alex Vesia, so they'll
be back. Dodgers also announced a multi year deal with
the Habit Those Burgers are coming to Dodger Stadium next year. Also,
congrats to show Heyo Tani. You want his second straight
Silver Slugger. And finally, since we're talking Otani and the Dodgers,
a couple in Mexico named their newly born son after

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show Heo Tani.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
The kid his full name, Hey, sus Otani Lomelli.

Speaker 20 (01:11:04):
I'm sure that's the first of many kids named after
Dodgers after a couple of championships in a row. Have
a great sports weekend. I'm Jeff g and that's your
Soco sports chef.

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
I brought dumb ass Tyler in here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
He was telling me about this. By the way, Michael
Vick Jersey, Huh yeah, interesting, that's a curious choice.

Speaker 18 (01:11:28):
Popular popular when you're walking around and the Michael vic
jersey dogs. You know, I used to get that a
lot in high school with die hard Falcons fan. So
that was that was a rough period when you got arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah, it's real rough for you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Yeah yeah, also rough. I just think about it. That's
a good choice of words right there. Now, So do
you wear it? Just get it for jokes so people like, oh, hey,
you're wearing a Michael vict jersey. Hey the guy pulled
a complete one eight better person now.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
So yeah, I will give him credit for that. The guy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
The guy has turned around and he's done a lot
for dogs, animals, and you know, he's seen the air
of his ways. And if you believe in people getting
a second chance or rehabilitation or you know whatever, it's
funny you never hear about it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
What's that's like turning around? Well, it because people don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
They don't. They don't want to acknowledge that people will
spend all their time burning somebody to the ground. Absolutely,
but they will. They will never acknowledge when they actually
make a legit attempt to write.

Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
The newspaper. Is the retraction over the headline, No, it's tiny.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Before we get to the Graham thing, have you held
hands with your girlfriend yet or no, I have not
still I have, I haven't seen her, no kiss three weeks.
We've just been weeks. Schedules, we just haven't had a
chance to make it work. It doesn't sound like it

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was his girlfriend. I'd never said that. That's you know,
that's how he thinks.

Speaker 13 (01:12:57):
He's not even holding her hand.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Yeah, it's not official, and it'll be official when I
say it is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Here first.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Yeah, when I say it is, they went They went
on like two days. Was calling her his girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
It was not that never was No, not you what
he was?

Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
Okay, do you think she is waiting for that? Do
you girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Questions?

Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
One?

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
It needs more time, definitely needs one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Yeah, it needs three weeks between dates, understood.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Work schedule is getting the way man. Yeah, she works overnight.

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
That's not good for your marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
There was there was a guy who used to work
here and he had this thing for this other co
worker who didn't work in this office, worked in another city,
but for the company, and it was somebody that had
a lot of interaction with and he was crushing hard
on this chick, and it was to the point where

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he had convinced himself that she was into him because
she's super nice, she's super outgoing. You guys all know
the two people I'm talking about, So if I gave
I'm not gonna give names, but like both people, this
tracks for the woman involved here. She's just a super friendly, outgoing,
you know person. He read this as she's into it. Yeah, which,

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and if you look at these two people, you'd be
like yeah right. Anyway, got to the point where the
dude's wife was convinced that he was having an affair
with this person and started camping out in his office
here at work. It would sit with him all day
while he was at work. You know, hear about parents
bringing their kids in for interviews. Yeah, this is the

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wife coming in and sitting in this dude's office because
she was like convinced that he was having an affair
because he had made this whole like they're both delusional.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
The couple's delusional.

Speaker 13 (01:14:57):
Yeah, I think it's his own fault, L believe.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Yeah, it's certain. It's certainly his fault. Yeah, because it
was it was something that never actually was.

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Did this girl, this other girl even know this was
all happening?

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
Oh yeah, because it came out later and She's like,
are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
That's it was? It was, it was a whole thing, man.
Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, Tyler, I'm happy your wife's not here anymore. Getting
leaning up all the snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Anyway, the reason I brought dumbask Tyler in here is because,
so there's a guy's name is Graham Gano. He's a
kicker for the New York Giants, the football team, and
he was doing an interview and talking about They were
talking about a bunch of other things, but basically like
once sports betting became a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Yeah, sports became sports betting became.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
A thing, Fans lost their mind.

Speaker 18 (01:15:44):
And for the players, it's toxic because when these guys
miss something, when like miss a kick or if there's
short a couple of yards on something and somebody loses money.
These people get there's always been quote fan.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Interaction, yeah, but when they're having their paycheck on the line.

Speaker 18 (01:16:02):
So it's a mix of that, and it's a mix
of all these people have social media. They can hide
behind a keyboard, throw behind a fake profile, pick and
you're looking at the stuff that we get and this
is just this is just a radio show. Nobody's got
any money on this at all. So can you imagine
if people actually had money on this. Yeah, that's it's
it's not good. It's it's super toxic. It's not good
for anybody involved. He also come off as a complete.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Psycho if you do this. So so here he is
talking about some of the stuff that he gets when
he's either hurt because he's been injured a lot. Yeah
he's had a lot of injuries, but or when he
misses kicks. Here's something of what he gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
But ever since sports betting started happening, I get people
telling me to kill myself every week, and you know,
because I'll hit a kick that loses them money. I'll
miss a kick and lose them money. He was the
other day, sho, I told me to get cancer and die.
So I mean that that's stuff's part of it. But
you're used to it by now.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Yeah, it's good work when you can get it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
You know, this is the type of stuff you say, though, Tyler,
don't say nothing like that. You're lying.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Okay, I've had spends more time with him than anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Repeat that about how does does Tyler wish death and
cancer on players when they screw something up for one
of his team.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Of course, I have a rant on the wall back
that's the falcon for the team as a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
That's not for one specific you want the whole team
to get cancer. I don't even wish death thought anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
It's not even just sports. It could be anything. It
It's like if he's a He's like, I, I hope
you die.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Something right now. I wish death on you and your
whole family.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
That's I've never done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Never freaking liar.

Speaker 8 (01:17:43):
You swear on your super sweet Michael Vick jersey swear still.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Exactly couldn't be. Couldn't be such a liar.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
His mom listens to the show that he does.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
He's a good Christian lady. Held answer your mom when
I was a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Yeah, dude, his mom makes the best treats man, Like,
was that seven layered thing that.

Speaker 18 (01:18:05):
She so, I've been meaning to bring this in. My
mom makes the best banana bread you've ever had in
your entire life. That and she also does this triple
layered dessert thing during the summer. It is chocolate brownie
on the bottom, chocolate pudding on top of that, and
then whipped cream and then you layer that three.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
We never had cool stuff in our house like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
What is that? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Do you know what was cool in our house?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
This is this is the tree when they would buy
honey nut cheerios that was considered the good Cereal honey
nut cheerios.

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
I think once a year we got granola bars that
had chocolate chips.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
One time, one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Time I was allowed by Life Cereal. Wow, one, I
can't remember once.

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
Did you drop in like a penal colony?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
This is like no, no, no, I didn't. But they
just had no fun stuff in the house whims no
like sodas, no camp no ice cream.

Speaker 18 (01:19:05):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah. So maybe that's why I got fat as a
young adult because he went all in because I was
not fat as a kid.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
I was you know, I played sports and I.

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
Was thin because they kept it from you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
And then once all the decisions were mine. It's like
how people you know go like crazy horror phase after
being like in a super you know, religious conservative type
of environment, you know, kind.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Of leave room for the Lord. We'll look when I
come to Colster and made for dinner and home alone
a big thing of ice.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Why remember I made that say, same argument when I
came to money because my mother was so controlling with
any dollar I made. Until I moved out of the
house and I had control of my own money. That's
when I went crazy. And then I started having to
go to the check cashing place.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Yeah, because he couldn't get a bank account because it
was it was his finances in his credit him. We're
just so jacked up dumb checks. Yeah, I'll just go
to the club and all.

Speaker 18 (01:20:00):
But I did, going back to the treets, saying banana bread.
I'll bring in some oatmeal chocolate chip cookie. Yes, there's
some bombs stuff talking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
I'll get it. I'll get it, all right, Well, Tyler,
good luck with all things. Good luck with that jersey today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
General.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
Yeah, Hi, say hi to your lady friend girlfriend. I'm
sorry for saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
I'll shoot your text right now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
Yes, Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?
A plumpkin? Let me way a millennial in instagrams, A lizard.

Speaker 19 (01:20:35):
Get a girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
He had a reptile dysfunction. And we're into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Friday, Greg Menace, Gina grad we got Sea Bass,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Do you have your

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picture by the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Way, Yeah, show you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
This is so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
I want to Okay, I want to get your natural
reaction to this.

Speaker 21 (01:21:05):
I'm going to show you all this other day. We're
in the meeting, right and I'm looking. I kind of
sit behind Sea Bass.

Speaker 13 (01:21:10):
On the floor and look what's on the back of
his shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Oh my god, I have seen this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
My first thought.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
My first thought was that it was going to be
a piece of toilet paper.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
But now I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Just thinking about it and you want to yeah, well
I got these. These are these green Converse screen Chucks
low top Chucks. They're green on top, green on top,
special yellow stitching, black black base, which is hard to get.
You can't get a black base usually it's white.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Are these cross colors or something?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
They are a You can go on their website and
custom design your own shoe manness like Vans, like Fans does.
And I did that because I was like, you know,
I hate dirty shoes, and that's the one thing with
Chucks is since they have the white bottom, I was like,
that always gets dirty, always looks bad, even though I
wash them every day. So I said well, why don't
I go in there and kind of do something that
no one's ever seen before green, I'm black with yellow,

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and I've gotten number one. I've gotten numerous compliments on
these shoes on Ironic. Yeah, everybody's been asking me about
my shoes. Not everybody, but numerous. And number two they
allow you to put yeah who noticed it, like me
to friends up hot number one? Yes, number two like
to people like me like, oh, that's a cool thing
because it's not a color combination, you see, it's an
unusual like, oh.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
That's why your name, Well that's the next party.

Speaker 14 (01:22:28):
Based sea Bass has his name that kind of goes
uh vertically on the heel down the back of it,
on the cuff of the your sea bat, your achilles.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Because when I was making this color, they said you
add personalization, I said, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Will it matches Stanley? Now, you guys, s E B A.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Yes is what it says. That's the only five characters
to see bass. Uh, you guys, that's not the only
personalized pair of shoes I have.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Oh wow, I'm gonna let it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Should I tell you now? Or can you wait? He'll
all be looking at my shoes hoping.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
To I'm not going to look.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Greg decided that he's not even looking. And it goes
along with something that Greg and I have talked about before. Greg,
Greg and I are the same. This one's along the.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Lines of when somebody drives by, let's say, in a Ferrari,
and they know that people are looking at their car,
we purposely don't look at their car. We don't even
look direction.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
I know, I know you want this, and I appreciate
what you guys are saying about that, But you know
the other ones. I have another because Nike didn't let
you do the same thing. They let you, you know,
pick every single color custom eyes and your name on them.
I put number one one on. One pair has sea
bass seb as. The other has cards narks. No, it's
part of a uniform. Okay, but like if he's doing

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it for the card nark uniforms. No, it's where no
one's ever going to see it unless you're just happened,
like like Morgan was having to sit on the floor
and staying on my legs.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
Yeah, I mean I always do.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
So what do you what do you think? I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Did you just look at that and go wow? On
a scale one to ten do you give. I don't
know how much you love giving things on a scale
one of ten.

Speaker 13 (01:24:03):
I didn't get cease to see the whole shoe, but
I do like the colors of them. And I will
admit I have custom shoes of my.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Own, wow, with your name on it, like Sea Best.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
One shoe says o g. The other shoe says Morgie.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
People have said the people have said since Morgan joined
the show, she is female Sea Bear.

Speaker 21 (01:24:27):
Yeah, but I don't wear these shoes. I had them
a long time ago. Wear them, yeah, because I think
they're lame now. They were when I got them into college.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
You're about to say, like I would customize a shoe,
don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't put my own
name on it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Why not mess, I don't know. I just it seems weirdout.
What would you put Let's say you had five characters
in the back of whatever, you know, your favorite Jordan's.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Or five characters where the food at I don't know, Yeah,
Lego be outside.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
I don't know, like those are all I appreciate those
as well.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
It seems very like somebody with La Boo Boos and
Stanley's would put their own name.

Speaker 15 (01:25:00):
On it, right, and also something that seabats would say,
what a giant waste of money. This is how much
money do you have to burn to customize shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Terrible analogies.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
But let me know, let me go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
You don't like the way to pay.

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
What Sammy said wasn't an analogy like Sammy has, Like you're.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
The type of person would make fun.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Of Sammy's talking about it without even knowing it's the
same price of a regular shoe exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Yeah, because I said, oh, customize it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Yeah, it's it's you go on their websites.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
It's the same price for whatever these Chucks or Nike's
or got a way longer to get Yeah, you just
wait a little longer, the.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Same price to put your own name on it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Sammy, Okay, excuse me, Sorry I didn't I didn't pay
thirty dollars extra for the stitching. So that's all part
of the deal.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
Did you also get the new Starbucks Bear cup?

Speaker 16 (01:25:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
Yes, the Bear resto?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
This is the problem I'm about explain why you guys
are battered analogies is you're talking about things that every
that is the same and that everyone's going to have
the same thing of I'm talking this is a one
of a kind original. No nobody else. I'm not agreeing
with the original part, I'm not, but it's all for
the attention of it if it's an option for everybody,

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because no one else is going to put Sea Best
on the green on black.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Yeah, it's who would think of.

Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
That color commony? I mean not everyone at my high
school that the colors were green and black and gold.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
A fresh pair of air Sea Basses not on their
shoes sent me a link order.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Yes, solicited. I've gotten compliments on these.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Yeah, but Converse is owned by Nike, so that's why.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Five characters. So you can't put men no I want
you're gonna put Sea Bass get the exact same. Yeah,
I suggest everybody doing that. Yeah, we can offer them
on the Woody Show merch store.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Converse and Nike not a sponsor, but could be fe bess. Yeah.
They call those the the Converse poon Hounds.

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Six three.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Nike's not hot right now, man, it's all about Puma
and Adidas.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
I like their running shoes, I mean, I like, I
got it. I own own Converse, Nike Hooka and uh
there their Pegasus five or whatever they are. There's it's
good running shoes. Well, well those are add me to
your list of compliments. Those are some really slick shoes.
I think it's really cool. You'll always know which ones
are yours if you ever have to put them in
the cubbies at the Bounds House place.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Rowling Alley. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
You have your name in the back of your underwear too,
in the back of your like when your mom sends
you to camp. Yeah, somebody's house and that's cue and
that's how terrible. So we got the d u y
Q coming up for you this hour. You know I
have a chance to win. It's our dumb ass contest.
In fact, we'll have that for you next here on
the Woodies Show. Hang On the Woody Show returns right
after these messages on the Woodie Show and moving right

(01:27:42):
along here for you, we got today's dumb ass contest
and today's was contest.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Is the du i Q.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
That's right, we u i Q eight seven seven four Woodie.
If you'd like to be our contestant, Sea basks play
in the game to everybody please. The game is I
Ask a Drunk Person Easy trivia Questions and you guess
whether they get the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Correct, So you don't need to know the answer. I
mean you already know the answer. You'd be like, well,
what the hell am I doing this for?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
If you're guessing whether the drunk person knows the answer,
and if you do that correctly twice out of three times,
you win.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
All right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Let's get our contests on the phone. We'll have a
menace and Sammy guests they are stone cold sober.

Speaker 8 (01:28:23):
Who do we go here?

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Sammy? What do you what do you think? I think
we should go to line too? On to his Nick?

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Hey, good morning Nick?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Hey, what's going on? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
So we're gonna play the duy q? Are you ready
to win something?

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
I hope so?

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
It's not very often that somebody doesn't win. It's no
worthy generous. I mean, I have my strategy. We'll see
how you do. Now, Nick, Before we get to the
questions that matter, we're gonna get to know this drunk
a little bit better, see how with it or not?

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
Whither they are see about? Who is this?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
This is Joseph and he's gonna try to tell us
how many drinks he has to see if you believe him.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
All right, what have you had to drink this evening?
For this evening?

Speaker 22 (01:29:00):
I have currently had a long Honesty along with a
jacket Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Just those two drinks. That's it. Wow, that seems like
very little drink, because you're a big dude. You can
handle your liquor.

Speaker 16 (01:29:12):
Right.

Speaker 22 (01:29:13):
I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
it's been a continuously different story.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Oh what has that story been about?

Speaker 22 (01:29:22):
That story has been continuously regarding, you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.

Speaker 16 (01:29:30):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (01:29:31):
What was the little kid who was like the fair apparently.

Speaker 9 (01:29:36):
Really fast, apparently apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Jacket which that's you know, you can't have that. I
guess you get the right long island. It hits the
slap slap lit fire.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
No like if you get to have you pour on
a long island, you can get messed up. That's that's
followed by that drink as well.

Speaker 9 (01:29:55):
And if you didn't eat that much that day, yeah,
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
So anyway, that is that's Joseph, And we're gonna into
the questions here. Question number one for the d u
i Q.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
How many days are there in a leap year?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
All right, how many days are there in a leap year?
Will Joseph know it? I'll say for Joseph, No, it's
always the safe bet, especially early on, and then.

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
Menace will not. Sammy will?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Do you think they'll know that we're in a leap
year right now?

Speaker 9 (01:30:33):
No, wonder, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
I'm gonna go crazy and say Joseph will and Sammy
and Menie won't.

Speaker 8 (01:30:39):
A babe, I'm gonna go crazy and go triple.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Yes, I know, all right, Greg for demension, all right, Hi, Sammy,
do you think that Joseph will get it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
No, Nick, what do you say?

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
No? Definitely, definitely know all right? Question number one four
the DUYQ.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
How many days are there in a leap year?

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Three hundred and sixty six?

Speaker 13 (01:31:08):
Sammy, three hundred and sixty six.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
There are three hundred and sixty six so far days? Yeah,
all right, will Joseph get it right? Let's find out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
How many days are there in a leap year?

Speaker 23 (01:31:24):
To three hundred and sixty five? No, however, I apologize
this three hundred and sixty four, you know, I apologize
for the inconvenienced. However, it is about two years separate
from the year that is evolved.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Oh wow, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
I thought you guys were gonna get it wrong because
I thought you were going to say how many are
in a month?

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
Elite month? I thought that was going to trip you out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Okay, Nick, you were on the board. You've got yourself
a point. You're in good shape. Here on the Duyq,
we got the question number two.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?

Speaker 18 (01:32:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
I will say?

Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
Uh ye, man, it's so easy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
I'll start.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
I'll start with a triple no. You didn't go triple no.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
I think somebody will get you. Joseph no, Joseph no, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
No, God, Menace Yes, I think Sammy and Menace Yes,
and Joseph No.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
All right, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Joseph
gets this? All right? Nick, what do you say?

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
I'm gonna say yes because you know it's pretty close. Yes,
all right? Question number two for the d u i
Q and a solar eclipse?

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
What is blocking?

Speaker 18 (01:32:54):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
Sammy?

Speaker 13 (01:32:56):
The moon blocks the sun?

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Menace, the moon blocks the sun?

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Real the moon blocks the sun.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
Now, that's if you're on Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Yeah, because if you're on the Sun, nothing's blocking in
just the last history. Yeah, all right, Uh, they've both
got it right. You guys are killing it so far today.
Now if Joseph doesn't get this right, I know if he,
Nick said, you said you said you would get it right.
I just want to clarify, yes, you said, yes, right, Okay,

(01:33:31):
so you think even Joseph will get this right. And
if that is the case, you'll be the winner of
the d u y q and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
The solar eclipse. What is blocking?

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
What they're coming it?

Speaker 22 (01:33:41):
Clicks, clicks, revolves are on the Sun converting over the
phone over the moon, so the Sun blocks the moon?

Speaker 8 (01:33:54):
Drunk?

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Correct? I do?

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
It's fun? Yes, Just to be clear that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
The yeah, you can picks. It's an applex yes, all right,
all right, Nick. That's why we have the third questions
to make her a break. Question number three for the d.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
U i q, what type of teeth are wisdom teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
All right, what type of teeth are wisdom teeth? We'll
start with Gina Grabb this time.

Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
Well, that's a weird question. What type of teeth or
wisdom teeth? Okay, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Triple now triple no, Greg Gory, yes to Sammy, no
to menace, and absolutely no to Joseph. All right after
the applex yep the applex, Uh, I will say ah,

(01:35:02):
I would say Joseph no medicine, Sammy yes. Okay, Well yeah,
I mean they are really showing me something today.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
And I'm curious why that's a weird question.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Okay, well go do the answer medic and Sammy, do
you think that Joseph will know it? All right? Nick?
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
Dog?

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Question number three d U I Q what type of
teeth are wisdom teeth?

Speaker 8 (01:35:31):
Menace molars? Sammy?

Speaker 13 (01:35:34):
Molars?

Speaker 24 (01:35:35):
Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
I think that's what he's going for, right, and you
could say adult teeth. I guess yea molars. That's the
answer that we're looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Is the question weird? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
It just hit me weird, Like what do you mean,
like what kind of teeth or wisdom teeth?

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Like the kinds of teeth the teeth, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:35:52):
I just it wasn't Yeah, I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
I would think you would know. Just buy wisdom teeth.
They were talking about humans.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
They got it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Yeah, they nailed it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
They swept. Wow, that was a really good job.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Totally clips with the heart.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
All right, Nick, good one. You say that he won't
get it, that's what we're pulling for, pulling fro him
to mess this up. You'll be the winner on the
d u y Q.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?

Speaker 22 (01:36:19):
The back wisdom teeth out of all that recalled the
remains of.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
The move right, But what do they also call this
heart of the muh.

Speaker 22 (01:36:31):
I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna have to tell me. Manchego, manchego.
See now that's news to me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
That's news to me. Did you want the winner on
the d u y Q the drunk filibuster, Well, that's
such as.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
That is.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
News to me. That is a news to him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Nick, congratulations big to my friend. Good, thank you. Hang
on one second, we will get all of your information.

Speaker 8 (01:37:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
I think he attempted to slow himself down because he
was trying to give it. Yeah, he was trying to
give it his best shot, to give.

Speaker 9 (01:37:18):
Himself little more time to Clips converts to the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Yeah, I keep talking a right, and so we'll come
out eventually eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
I did never did.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Yeah, I thought I had that clip hold on want
with the kid? Yeah, I love that kid. It's hilarious.
It's like how menace at allegedly for a while, allegedly allegedly,
what did you think about the song?

Speaker 18 (01:37:45):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Why is that all weird? It's back in the old
days we only had one channel of audio. Allegedly, I
hit it when you have to click on the the thing.
We want to watch a video, so let's hear the
audio like stupid TikTok is why.

Speaker 24 (01:38:02):
I've never really watched television before?

Speaker 18 (01:38:05):
What?

Speaker 24 (01:38:07):
Probly sometimes I don't watch the I don't watch the
news because I'm a kid and a pro. Every time
Grandpa just gives me your romote after we watch the
power Ball.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Power Ball, Yeah, because you know whatever. What have you
had to drink this evening?

Speaker 22 (01:38:31):
This evening, I have currently had a long nasty along
with a Jack and Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
Just those two drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
That's it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Wow, that seems like very little drink.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Because you're a big dude.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
You can handle your liquor. Right.

Speaker 22 (01:38:45):
I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
it's been a continuously different story.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Oh what has that story been about?

Speaker 22 (01:38:54):
That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
of single women. However, everything else has been available.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Yeah as much as yeah, continuously America what you currently he.

Speaker 24 (01:39:09):
Was greatly.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
Television before. I've never been on my television before.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Apparently now, Greg, you said you kind of got baby fever.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
I did.

Speaker 8 (01:39:24):
Hearing it over Halloween, Oh I did.

Speaker 16 (01:39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Every once in a while, Greg gets that I.

Speaker 8 (01:39:30):
Got mega baby fever on Halloween. I had regrets, and
I thought I too old.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
He could.

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
I saw so many like the stores in this one
neighborhood had the where you could go to the store
to get your candy, and I guess it was like
a set time whatever, four to six pm or whatever.
There were so many kids. They were so cute. So
this one kid dressed as Yoda and he was just
so shy and quiet and adorable. And I thought, oh, man,

(01:39:58):
I made a mistake not having a kid such baby.

Speaker 7 (01:40:01):
But you can't guarantee you're gonna get one of those good, shy,
quiet ones, best so cute.

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
We didn't get that lucky.

Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
Yeah kid, I don't know, I don't know. He was
probably like four or five.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
Oh, I can't I have a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
You can co parent, Greg, I could just keep trying
to have a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
I know it just doesn't work. Don't let your swirl
dreams do.

Speaker 8 (01:40:22):
We've tried and it's just not working.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Four Woody hit us up with the text Friday check
in over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
You can move on the floor. You can you can
choose something or whatever. Man you crap in my nadhood
might be a deal break.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
And now more of the Woody Show. Well, Sea Bass,
it's time for your most favorite segment, Sea Best was right, It's.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Time for Woody Show friddiokiya.

Speaker 8 (01:40:56):
Friday. Okie can hang around?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Yeah, I left something in the oven now normally, yeah,
you can go. He kind of ruins the fun in here,
all right. Normally I would reach into the Woodies Show
studio top hat, because we have a bunch of different
suggestions made by people here in the room and by
you know, listeners, of what songs they would.

Speaker 8 (01:41:18):
Like to hear for a round of Woodie Show Friday. Okay,
I will hand.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
Out the lyrics now because it's been predetermined what we're
gonna do based on a conversation. Don't don't say what
it is yet, based on a conversation that we had earlier,
that we had earlier in the week.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
Here we go, all right, okay, you guys can take
a look at what Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Yeah, so we were just talking about I don't remember,
oh we were talking in the week in audio. Yeah,
there's about a biopic, Yeah, the the Neil Diamond impersonator Guy,
Thunder and Light whatever whatever the movie is called, though,
I forget what the movie is called. But then we

(01:42:07):
started going and talking about Neil Diamond songs. And so today, ladies, gentlemen,
for what he show Fridday Oki Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline.
This is uh, you know, I know some people like,
oh ho cliche, but you can already does it because
when he plays man, everybody starts going. And I can
tell you where it began, where it began. I can't

(01:42:34):
begin to know when, but then grow strong. Yeah, Greg
and I are gonna do wet on this one. And
everybody for the chorus was in the spring, and spring
became the summer. Believe you come along.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
I's where everybody can join him, everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
John Shan had reason, Josh, it does never seems.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
So to me leave and never.

Speaker 16 (01:43:37):
But now why you look at the nice and it
don't seem so lonely. We will enough with only too.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
And when I heard.

Speaker 8 (01:44:00):
It, runs off my shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
Okay, hear hold.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
You, hob Hobby.

Speaker 10 (01:44:10):
Wall got ship walk, jud Shade, so.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Carry on, China. Yeah, we have a fan club out. Yeah,
go ahead, bring him in, talking to you, bring him in.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
They give it, you can come in.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
We know this is your it's it's it's our friend Valentine.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
Sound and then it fades out. It's excite.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Yes, so did we? Uh? Those seems so good?

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Damn. That is my go to at karaoke WEDNESDA nights
at my mom's memory care center.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
It's everybody's.

Speaker 8 (01:45:43):
I think it's the world's go to.

Speaker 9 (01:45:44):
It's a pleaser.

Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
Yeah, it is so good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
It is as I was.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
Honestly, I'm sorry, guys intruding your show. I was in
the restroom when I heard this, and I re abandoned
your own show. Yes I did, that's cool. I ran
down here to be part of it. This guy sweet.
I didn't even finish using the restroom. I just stopped
missed the show. Like you can never please everybody, right,

(01:46:10):
So like here here's two texts right in row nine
to seven eight. This is amazing. Okay, cool, that's a
good one. The very next text eight O five This
is both the lamest and the gayest you.

Speaker 8 (01:46:18):
Have all does.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Yeah that.

Speaker 8 (01:46:30):
We lost the Sea Bass, but we gain we.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Gain by the way that the movie. We're talking about
it now, all right, more Woody Shows next time. Bila
wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Well, it's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show. That's it for the week.
Everybody else week. Greg Gory Full Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
It's waiting for you.

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Just go to the woodieshow dot Com get caught up
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DOYQ, all that stuff.

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Hit up the podcast. Now, if you end up having
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Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
Platforms something it Actually we might have some issues, but
it also might fix this problem that people have been
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Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
So once all the bugs are worked out of the
new hosting platform, it should be better. But if you're
having any problems, you know, checking out the podcast this weekend,
just no, that's probably what's going on. Still not on
Spotify though, so you can't can't find it there. We
are back on Monday, and it's a big week of giveaways. Yeah,
oh yeah, great. We're gonna have four packs of tickets

(01:47:45):
to Disneyland to give away every day next week and
every day next week here on the Woodie Show, giving
you a chance to cruise into the holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
So each day starting Monday, we're gonna be giving away
a Royal Ribbean cruise from La to Mexico, and you
and a guest can enjoy that when you win, starting
Monday here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
Anything got for us?

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In the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
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the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:48:20):
Yeah, if a mosquito ever lands on your balls, only
then will you learn that you can solve problems without violence?

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Uh, Confucius said Confucius. When mosquito land on ball, you
learn to figure out problem. No violence.

Speaker 8 (01:48:37):
See it's good, I mean, but it's just a fact.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
All right. Thank you very much, Greg gory it. Oh,
thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Monday, enjoy your weekend.
SMD double m bye, Great Friday Mother.