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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, morning.
What's happening? It is Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is November the eleventh, twenty twenty five. We are
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm monding.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's Greg Gory. Hi, my god, Venice, what is up?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Grant is right now. We've got Sea Bass. Yeah, We've
got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. We've
got Vaughn he's our video producer. And then, of course
we have a dumbass Tyler rolling around here somewhere, who's
walking around here like he owns the place ever since
his mom brought in cookies.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
He's a hero. I mean, he is in good favor
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Y'all owe me. But you know, you know what, approved
it proves something. I'll tell you about that a second. Anyway,
there's a there's Bort and Menji.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
They're here.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can send us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven. I guess Tyler was claiming that his mom
never listens to the show. Yeah right, I think she
clearly does, because he had mentioned that she makes some
really bad ass So he's a good baker, but she
makes some The best thing she makes, even better than
these oatmeal chocolate chip cookies that she maked for us,

(01:49):
is like this banana bread apparent the ba Bad's good,
you've had it.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
She also has like this chocolate dip.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I don't even know how to describe it, but it's
awesome where it's like a seven layer dip. Oh yeah,
it's brownies and cream.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
So you're saying Tyler grew up in this household time, Yeah,
are interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So Tyler has five brothers. They're all skinny, weird.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah, what makes him the loser?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh that's not nice? Yeah no, I mean, dude, this
this big giant ass tray whatever that thing.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Like roasted you make a turkey.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but we made We made a pretty good dent
it just yesterday and that's good anyway. So it's Tuesday
today on the show a dumb Ass Contest, We're gonna
play fat Chick Skinny Chicks today.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
We got a volunteer, Yes, a volunteer who's going to
answer some questions. We're going to try to get guests there.
We'll have all the trending news headlines. Menace has the birthdays.
I'm sorry, I got the birthdays and the port of birthday.
Menace got the latest in the world of entertainment that
we'll get to. And Menace also over the weekend went to,
well we heard about the barbecue.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
This wasn't the barbecue festival. It was like a gay
barbecue raging game. It was down the road.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, so men is also besides the barbecue fest, he
also went to this was it a pride It was
straight up gay pride in Palm Springs, California.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah, don't know. It is a Palm Springs, major gay city,
gay hub.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Game.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's always Pride month there.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Every day and good men, older gay men retired to
Palm Springs, but younger gay men and you'll see a
lot of bachelorette parties there. They flocked to the area
parties there.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, hey, Greg, you were saying that. I want to know, like,
how did you already get a scratch on your car?
Because Greg was to have and if anybody's got any
tips for Greg, like so like touch up paint for.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Your touch up paint. Yeah. And it wasn't that I
scratched it. It just had some like maybe two three
existing little nicks in it, you know, like so the
paint it's a white car, and the paint below it
is like a love white car.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's the only car like to sell it. Yeah, I know,
I consider it. No, he just got it. Who cares?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So I'm cleaning it, and I realized, okay, there's a
couple of nicks, a teeny one like the size of
the head of a pin on the hood, and then
one on the back bumper. And I thought, well, that's
not okay. I got to get some touch up paint,
which nowadays, trying to buy touch up paint. It took
two weeks. What do you mean? It was back ordered.
The dealership doesn't paint. Yeah, I thought they would happen.
I thought they'd have a trillion of those little paint pens.

(04:24):
They don't. They had to order it and it took
two weeks. So I get it, and my whole life.
I've always heard that applying touch up paint is difficult.
I thought, how difficult can it be? You just a
little boop, little dab right, a little dabble doo. That's
what I thought, and I can confirm what I heard
my whole life. It's difficult. It's either all or nothing.
Like I was trying to go understated with it and

(04:46):
just try to just dot it on. But to get
it to dot on, you have to like push the
pins down and then it just plops. So I was
doing it on a piece of cardboard and then trying
to just touch it. And then when I finally thought
it looked good in the perfect light that I was in,
well here we go. Awesome, it looks good. Then I
saw the bumper in different light and it looked like

(05:08):
I took white out and just went right onto it.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
That's a design.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Also, gotta remember this brand new white paint. I'm not
sure what what year is your car, twenty three to
twenty three, so it's been two years out in the elements,
you know what I mean, So like perfectly, so it's
not going to match exact. That's like any time you
have to deal with a concrete like concrete. Well what
I'm saying, it's like concrete. It doesn't matter, like if

(05:34):
you have to pour new concrete next from the same place.
The same everything. God, it's it's never never the same.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You always see that the same.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
I didn't give you any kind of like buffing tool
to kind of like blend and buff and.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, well, to be completely honest, I didn't really read
the direction. You know, I'll shake it and apply it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there's a it's difficult. There's a brag like sea bass. Uh,
not to brag, but to brag. I used nail polish
in my mini UV light to color matches scratch of
my nephew's new motorcycle after his insurance quoted him three
hundred bucks to do it. And you can't see it anymore. Really, yea,
So maybe you can have her do it nail polish.
She calls it mcgirling.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I thought that's like polish, had a little just take
it out.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, yeah, an annoying pen. Chicks always have different ways
to do stuff like I would have never thought about
nail polish.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Well, you have to use clear nail polish if you
have a run in your stockings, am I right?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Lighter your patios work that.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
You just paint at the top end the run it
just solidifies and stops running, It stops moving. You can't
tear it anymore afterally, so it actually.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Like a exactly really yeah, I wouldn't think it would
have enough strength.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Oh ask anyone from the eighties and don't you use nail.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Polish remover for a bunch of stuff?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Well that's it's it's a solvent. So yeaheah, yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Math. There's girl dinner. So this girl tools.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Yeah, like wine.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
I've used a sharpie before to color in a black
dresser that I had that like chipped and I just
colored it right in with a sharpie.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah. See, there you go. That's a girl tool. It
would look pens too, Yes.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
I use those.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know people with Tesla to have black rims. They
just use sharpie all the time. Oh really Yeah, here's
the one. Need to crush spices, can of beans, hamm
er something cann of beans, weigh some fabric down can
of beans, light arm workout cannob beans. Still a couple
of inches from reaching something that's up high, canno beans.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
It's good to know I's a girl tool. I used
the back of my high heel to hammer stuff in before.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Okay, when I've used bottles of wine or champagne.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
For weights.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Because I don't have but then I have bottles of
ship all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm a girl from Germany, so I could open a
bottle of beer with nearly anything. Sheet of paper is
my favorite.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I wish I had skill.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah, there's a way. If you fold it, fold it,
fold it, fold it, you can basically make it into
if you ever seen somebody do with a lighter, the
same idea. If you fold up paper hard enough times,
you make it like a little.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
To be super cool. I always thought it was like
really cool and manly to be able to like flick
bottle caps, like where it looks like a shot out.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Of a gun.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
We haven't that in college? Yeah, pretty cool. Uh, if
you haven't used the butter knife as a screwdriver, I
don't trust.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You your old tool the whole world has, right, Uh, girl,
measuring tape is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You hold your hands about this far apart. You walk
from the item to the space where you want the
item to fit. It's fool proof, right it is.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Slowly make your way over there and even get to fit.
It basically works.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh this, actually this is pretty smart. I keep an
airport mini bottle in my toolbox to use as a level.
Oh that's a great idea because you can see the
you can see the liquid there, like if it's a
little Jack Daniel's bottle, because it's you know, the bottle
is squared off. It's not going to be perfect, but
it's going to be good enough. But the point that
you have a tool box a real level. They make

(09:04):
small ones.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
When I worked at another station, I needed to know
how long something was, like from room to room. I
knew the guy one of my friends was five and
a half feet tall. He's kind of a shorter guy,
so I had him lay down and then I would
put something there and I'd have laid down again all
the way across the rooms, like figure out how long
it was.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
And he agreed to that.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Yeah, he was really nice.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
See I actually like a guy asking a woman to
do something like that.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Several times, like hey this, I know this wass one
hundred and forty pounds. Could you stand on the Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I've ironed a shirt with my flat iron.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I've done that.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Really, Yeah, well that makes sense. Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I know people that like and not a girl tool
just in general, but like you're staying in a hotel,
you don't have anything to heat up something when they
used the iron. Yeah, I used to iron to heat
a pizza slice. You ever done that?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, stuff like that make a whole meal.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm sure it's really clean, but you're drunk, so who cares.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Thank you one time and I only had to do
this one time, but I hit something underneath my car.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
So the whole underneath part kind of fell down.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
If you know what I'm talking about under the.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
It's what protects everything, is it?

Speaker 10 (10:17):
The undercarriage is not.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
So yeah, so that part fell off and it's dragging,
and I thought I still had another hour to drive.

Speaker 10 (10:24):
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
I pull over and I can't rip it off and
I don't know how to get up.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
And I had to take my key and just slowly
cut the whole thing off of my car.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
Wow, it forever in my hand.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
Oh my hands were all bloody, it was all hot,
but it worked. Yeah, because I was the hand I
was holding it with and scraping it. It kept hitting
and I really just couldn't avoid it because I needed
it to be so close.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
But yeah, girl tools, ye, hey, we got our ways
helpful survive.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I hit us up on the text over to
two two nine eighty seven. We're gonna take a break,
and then it's going to tellus what's happening in the
world of entertainment while the birthday's in the porn of birthday.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Next on The Woody Show, hang on to a Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
We'll be right back. What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners.
I have a huge amount of giveaways happening Saturday November fifteenth.
I'm talking theme park tickets at Habit Burger in South
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I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California June to

(11:29):
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I have more tickets to give away, but it ain't over.
On Monday, December first, I'll be at Lazy Dog Rancho
Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm giving away another
TV and more tickets. So write those down. I'll see
you there. In the meantime, keep enjoining The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
You can move on the floor, right, you can. You
can choose something or whatever. Then you crap in my
ned bead. Yeah, that might be a deal. Bird and
now more.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Of the show. Welcome back to your buddy. Yeah, it
is Tuesday. It's November of the eleventh, today's Veterans Day.
Dumb ass Tyler asked me yesterday. He goes, uh, we're
coming in for Veterans Day, right, why are you a veteran.
If you are, I can tell you why you can
have the day off. I know one of his brothers

(12:21):
in the military.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, it's not a it's not a company holiday.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
No holiday, that's how I.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Think it is.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
No mail today, right, No, no, why no mail?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I hate get mail?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, Oh yeah, it's never mind. I'm thinking of Tony
the whipping Boy. Tony, he's like a ninety year old man.
Even to this day, we've gotten we have gotten so
out of the habit of getting the mail at my house,
like I'll go because the the mail man will let
me know by bringing a stack of mail, goes, I

(12:57):
didn't have any more room in the mail board.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It doesn't sound like you don't get anything good anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, but right now, I think I've gotten a catalog
from any place that we've done business with in the
past decade, and they spend so much money on all
these different catalogs I told you.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Then most of mail I get, and it's NonStop, is
from the Special Olympics because I donated to the Special Olympics. Yeah,
and they send me all different types of mail. Ones
that look like there were handwritten, One is like professional,
one is.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
A giant turkey. They package it like five different ways
they package it. Sometimes they get donate again, but sometimes
they get me, not them in particular, but it's a solicitation.
But the way that it's it's packaged and everything else,
I go, oh, this is cause you know how you
separate in the junk junk need this, junk junk, need this,
and then's something to need this pile or further investigation

(13:52):
needed pile. Yeah, and I thought it was like something
of importance in someone and no, just a solicitation.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, I'm like, wow, nice, it got me on that one.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
And then I also donated to the N double ACP.
And then they don't send me any mail, like I
get so much for Special Olympics and then none from
N double ACP. My wife gets something from the Humane
Society because she's made donations to them before, and so
they constantly send those return address stickers.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I've always wanted.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
They always send those to her, and I'm like, well,
are you supposed to use these? Yes, because if you
don't send a new donation, Like, don't you feel guilty
if you don't, like, unless you send them a new donation?

Speaker 10 (14:36):
Right, but they're already.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
Made yeah for the last donation.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I was always like, man, I don't know if you
should use those if you're not going to send a
new donation. But then you don't want to send a
new donation because then you don't want more junk mail exactly.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
Just use them and go on with your life.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Then is us more about this other donation you made?
Why the NAACP where you like support the charity or
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Well, my buddy DJed an event for me and I
wanted to pay him. He said no, So I said, uh,
you know, let me donate on your behalf or something.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I said, okay, n double a c P and he
loved it. Speaking speaking of gift giving season and stuff
like that, Please don't make a donation in my name.
Take it, make it in your name, get the credit, LA,
don't put it in my name. That's the most like
cop out gift.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
What it is like for flight flight school for poor
kids for the blind, Yeah, don't care.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
On today is Death Duty Day? Not sure what that is.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's a metal music Day, National Education Day, Sea bass
every day. Yeah, National lay Day, but it's l e
i yea death duty Day.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
And of World War eleven.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay, National Origami Day, National Sunday Day.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
Eating those at our house lately.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
What you would think would be on a Sunday yea.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Magic shell and regular.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, birthday's porn and birthday coming up.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You're in just a moment. But Menas tells what's happening
in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Well, Nikki Glazer is still getting a little heat from
her appearance on SNL.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I don't know if anybody watched it. I really like it, Yes, yeah,
for hosting. And it has to do with her monologue
and her jokes about human trafficking. And she had a
joke about signs being in women's bathrooms about human trafficking
and like you know, if you need help, like here's
the sign. And she was talking about how there are
in all these different languages, but when it got down

(16:30):
to English, it was in very small lettering and it
said you wish now, the joke being that middle aged
white women are really obsessed with human trafficking, almost to
the level how they're obsessed with, you know, murder podcasts
and murder shows and stuff like that, saying that you know,
these women are so obsessed with it that they want

(16:52):
to witness human trafficking or they want to save somebody
from human traffs. Part of that joke is that English
speakers don't get human trafficked as much.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
I think.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, yeah, so that's pretty much what's happening. And then
so they got you know, all mad about that, so wow.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Wait. Either way, my only criticism of it was the
monologue little long. It was nine minutes.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Most understand up.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, most of these stand up You'll notice that with
the monologue, like the two year old actress that's done nothing.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
She's on for three minutes and there might be something.
It's a hard but you stand ups.

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
They handed the mics, you know they're doing stand uptown. Yeah,
and then they do eight nine minutes.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, yeah, a little too long for me, but I
enjoyed the whole episode, all right. Retired actress Amanda Buines
posted on social media that she is doing well after
her weight loss journey. She has lost twenty pounds after
going on ozempic and that's within four months, and she
aims to lose even more weight.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Her goal weight is to.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Get down to one hundred and thirty pounds. At our
peak weight, she was one hundred and eighty pounds. And
her follow up quote was, I feel skinny and cute,
and she.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Looks better that you know. She's still got some weird
stuff going on with the face which happened and then
and she's got a stepped in piercing Greg's. She looks
like she would be like Morgan's redneck cousin.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And uh, you know, like these weight
loss drugs are out there people, if you want to
use them.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Just don't do it.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Don't be shy, just do it, all right, Chris Jenner
everybody's favorite, uh, you know, manager Mom. She had her
seventh seventieth birthday party at a massive mansion which would
be owned by Jeff Bezos. I don't know if you
know who that is, but that would be the owner
of Amazon. And the party was so wild that the
cops were called multiple times as Bruno Mars performed at

(18:46):
this party. So that must have been the party to
go to. A lot of celebrities showed up to that one.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Be on your bucket list for next year.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
You go to Jeff bezos house.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Heck to any Kardashian party.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, I mean they're cool. They're the person in that
throws those parties, are puts them on. What's her name?
Oh god, she's a famous party planner. No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
I forget her name right now, but she puts on
really good at labor parties, all right, in that realm
of Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You know, she had that new legal TV show called
Mulla's Fair on Hulu and a debut at zero percent
on Ron Tomatoes. And you know, Jessica Simpson makes an
appearance on this, and there's a lot of these photos
that are floating around of Jessica Simpsons, Jessica Simpson's face,
and I just want to let you know those are

(19:36):
prosthetic because it was all about bad plastic surgery. But
I want to go back to the TV show real quick.
It has debuted at zero percent, but so many people
are watching it, We're probably gonna get a second season.
And I'll let you know that I have binge watched
this show and I agreed. When I watched it the
first episode, I'm like, this is god awful. But then

(19:56):
I got hooked so bad that I want more.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
And it's so basic, like they wrap up these legal
cases within about five seconds. Yeah, watching so shallow.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Gin know what's the show that you said is kind
of like The New Girls slash Sex.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
And I love La.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, and I watched them watch it as well.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
Yeah, I watched the Pilotic. I hate these people. I
hate these children.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Describe it again for everybody.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
It's like these gen Zers and they're they all live
in LA but.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
You say gen z but like like.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Early to mid twenties, early mid twenties, and they're like
they all talk like this, like I love you, bib,
We're family, and they're all in marketing and they all
let TikTok and they're like the un and I hate
them so much. And then I realize, like, oh my god,
this is the next iteration of Sex and the City Girls.
Now it's this, and it's like, do I hate them

(20:50):
or as you get older, do you just hate whoever's
youngest and saying annoying things. Yeah, because this show sucks,
but I couldn't like I does because like the way
they're speaking exactly exactly.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
This is a rare show where the the audience score
is way less than the critics score, like that all's
fair show.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
You should keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Five percent positive for this eighty three percent positive critics,
shocking fifty audience, which.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Is you should really keep that in mind.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
And what what? What's it on?

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Hrio hrio?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I enjoyed it, But the problem is it's just
another version of the same show when it comes to
young girls doing.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Young hot girls, their boyfriend is kind of nerdy and
then like a typical like Los Angeles or in the
entertainment industry kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Really, it was menace.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
That's way dark. That's the way darker version of it.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yes, but like insecure, kind of the same thing, you know,
it's all kind of the same story. We haven't had
like a male version of this, probably since.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Guys don't like to watch that crap.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I love the Entourage also, I loved I Love Sex
in the City.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
There it was.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
That was a guilty player show for sure. With all
that said, I think I'm gonna keep on watching this show.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
I know me too. Yeah, so even after all this,
like that's the thing, like I I may have to
hate watch it because I am am. I'm just an
old lady now hating on these children. But I'm intrigued.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's called I Love La, I Love La on h L. Yeah,
all right, there you go, time out for your birthdays, showy.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
We're gonna shar we won't sit shivery and you know
you don't do. And I will start with the celebrities.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Happy birthday to Leonardo DiCaprio, your favorite grand He's just.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Such an environmental He'll tell you what. He's a guy
who didn't age, didn't age, didn't age, aged a little sixty.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Actually he's fifty one years old today, it looks sixty.
She is Demi Moore.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
She'll ripe.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
She's so hot.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
She is in her sixties and I love her. She's
sixty three. Amazing Mark Sanchez, he's had a big year. Yeah,
the former NFL quarterback. You just stab somebody, yep, lady's
thirty nine. Vinnie from Jersey Shore is thirty eight years
old today, close to Lockhart, missus Harrison Ford. She was
Ali McBeal, also Cat grant On Supergirl, she's sixty one.

(23:18):
Carson Kresley, Oh Queer one.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm fifty six years old today and Stanley Tucci is
sixty five. Your porno birthday today is Lily Bella and
today's the girl. She has parted her curtains for more
people than a Broadway field two hundred and eleven fine films,
including Springtime Is for Breeding. She was in the holiday

(23:44):
classic Banging Around the Christmas Tree. H She was in
Romantic Scissoring Volume one, also Horny Girls with hands on
attitude like that's I want to focus, you want to
keep yep. She was in Wet Lesbians Love the swimming.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Pool They too? And does it get better?

Speaker 11 (24:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And another one of Greg's all time favorites, who can
forget her untreatable role in public sex keeps the neighbors
away it should Yeah, tram to Greg, it's like, leave
us alone.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's Lily Bella, who's twenty three years old today. I
met your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Tuesday morning.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're
on the Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Another chance to cruise into the holidays when a Royal
Caribbean cruise to Mexico from La Yes, Paul Chavez of
Azusa was the winner yesterday and he did what you
should do this morning, seven am.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Just make sure you hear.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We'll tell you what hour and what song you're listening for,
what hour and what song? Yesterday it was Lincoln Park Faint. Yeah,
Paul heard it. He called in. He won a cruise,
didn't get qualified for a cruise, he won the whole Monday. Yep,
it's a Royal Caribbean cruise from La to Mexico. You
can win that this morning. Make sure you're listening at
seven for all the details. We got more four packs

(25:07):
of tickets to Disneyland to give away today.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Phones are open at eight seven, seven forty four. Woody
hit us up on this Tuesday morning, tell us what's up?
This is its bad like a.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Welcome back everybody. You fall up a Mark Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
If you didn't see the news over the weekend, I
thought this happened in the moment he got arrested, But
now he's been officially fired from Fox.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
They don't do that when it's.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Allegedly Yeah, they want to vet it out.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
The video of him was so damning because he's clearly
drunk by himself, doing like on an empty city street,
just looking for trouble, and here comes a guy in
a grease truck or whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, they hired Drew Breese to replace him.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, maybe they just wanted to see how bad it was.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Now Mark Sanchez is family.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
They commented on the firing, saying that this and it's
timing are disappointing. By the way, your relatives the one
who stabs some dude, right, Uh. They said that their
their priorities are with Mark and his healing and his recovery.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Well, guys, he's so young, he didn't know any better.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Hold on, so on behalf of Mark. They said that
he valued his time at Fox, that the relationships he
made are meaningful and will endure. Trial is said to
begin mid December. There there, there you go, sweet man. Dude,
Like that sucks.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I mean, I mean the whole situation sucks. I mean
you gotta think about that, like self inflicted.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, like other person inflicted, the other person mega stabbed.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
He did it to himself.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Think about like being super hammered, right and then doing
something in that that's gonna affect the rest.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Of your life.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
And you're a millionaire who's almost what forty Yeah, he's
probably about thirty eight, and you're just it's like, hey,
what we could go home, go to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Nope, no, oh yeah, follow up on the entertainment stuff.
So Predator bad Lands is the number one movie this week,
and it's getting really good reviews. Were you guys original
like Predators?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
That was my thing?

Speaker 8 (27:21):
My husband's excited about the bad Lands one.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah, I mean the crap out of this to me,
sweety movie.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Here's the thing, the original Predator I love. I don't know,
just because it was the nostalgia factor, you know, but
more than likely I see I see the ads for
this Predator bad Lands. It's that's just not my thing
as much as I love, like, you know, violence, And
did you ever see.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Alien Versus Predator? Remember that gimmick like Freddy versus Jason.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Didn't want to watch one Predator all the way through?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah, well, because it went it was more action horror
when it first started. Now it's more just sci fi.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Predator bad Lands eighty five percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow,
the second highest score in the Predator franchise.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
The rest of the top five regretting you, which I'm
not sure what that is. I think it's okay. Yeah,
my dumb son, he's sixteen. He says, Uh, rom com
means romantic comedy.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I got Yeah, what do you think about?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah, you're about to beat a bunch of women who
want to see I'm so get used to it.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, Black Phone two was at number three. Oh, here's
one that sounds like it's going to be a nomin
This is okay. This is a title of a movie
that whenever they come out with the Oscar nominations, it's
like it's all over because it just sounds pretentious.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Sarah's oil all right.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Doubts whatever the hell that is right here? That you're
gonna hear this description and be one billion percent confirmed?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yeah, The remarkable true story of an eleven year old Sarah,
an African American girl born in Indian Territory in nearly
nineteen hundreds, who believe there's oil, but he's the barren land,
she's allotted, and whose faith is proven.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Right, it'll be up for movie the yeah makes this
give it an right?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Now?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Who is to see that. Uh, and then let's see
this other new movie. It's called.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
The Numemberg Your goos Nuremberg Burg Years and you are
em Berg Nuremberg, the Nuremberg Trials.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I don't know. It's at number five. It's another movie.
I've never seen. Movie, it's never heard of. Right, exactly eight.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Forty four, Woody sent us a text over to two
two nine eighty seven The Woody Show, and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world, Woody,
Greg Minnis. Yeah, we've got sea baths, We've got Sammy
Morgan is here and I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Know what the hell's going on there. Let's see there there,
there we go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
And then Gina grat is right there and she's got
our trending news headlines.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Late last night, the Senate passed a short term funding bill,
which means that the day forty one, today's forty one
government shutdown is almost over. The next step is the
House has to vote on it, and once they approve it,
the shutdown finally ends.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
This is what's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Okay, So the House of Representatives Congress, right, they have
been that's the House, right, But I'm saying there's congressman,
there's senators right that.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, I know, that's it. I don't know if you do, No,
I do.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's the House of Representative, which okay, but right, so,
but they're called congressman, right correct? Okay, So anyway, the
point being, they've been in recess since before the shutdown started,
before the last vote they made was in September, they
ever read. So meanwhile, all these people have been going
without pay, working without pay, furloughed and everything else. It

(30:41):
takes them forever to get back so that they can vote.
We can't vote. Yeah, they can't do it today remotely, right,
like you can't. It can't be like they passed that
last night. They should have been ready to go last night.
As soon as the Senate did their thing, they should
have been ready to go, and then they can they
made this vote. But no, they have to give them
thirty six hours so everybody can make their way back

(31:03):
to Washington. How are you on such a long recess
right before the holidays, because don't they go on a
big like holiday break. Yeah, so they need thirty six
hours to get their way back to Washington to see
and then even then they have to make a reservation
or whatever. They have to schedule a floor They have
to schedule floor time because it's so busy, right, which
sounds like something you do with a baby. Floor time, Yeah,

(31:25):
you know, and then they can make them. But they
said the earliest they could vote on this would be
four pm tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
It's like Royalty likes the clean made their way back
to the palace.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I hate all these people so much. I hate them all,
got it?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, I don't care whatever you want to call them, senators, congressman, lawmakers, lawmakers,
representatives yet.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
To call them, call them employees, empower employees.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, they all suck.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
The good news, annoying.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Quote unquote, is that furloughed workers will finally get their
back pay es central workers like air traffic controlled TSA.
They're going to get paid for their work after weeks
without checks.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
So that's the good news.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Do you get a lump sum, that's pretty cool. Okay,
you just imagine that it is blown. It a fat patient.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Still behind. That's how people look at their what do
you call it the not a tax return, But when
you get a tax refund refund, they think the same thing.
It's just your money.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Exactly going to costco going to make it rain.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's good for.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
People who have no control over their spending.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Well, the Supreme Court won't be reopening a challenge to
same sex marriage rights. The gays can remember that Shiit
Kim Davis. She was that one Kentucky. She refused to
give marriage license to same sex couples in twenty fifteen
because it violated her religious beliefs. The Supreme Court disagreed
with her and let the same sex marriage ruling stand,

(32:57):
and now ten years later, she tried again to return it,
but the Supreme Court isn't dealing with her.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I don't want to hear you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Never have to hear about her ever again. I thought
we were done hearing about her years ago.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
So she came back. She wants to do it again.
And fun fact, she was married three times and has
four kids by two different dudes. But you know, maybe
that's not part of her She.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Wants that misery for only certain people.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Right.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Well, a new review found there's no solid proof of
tile and All causing autism. Researchers also realized that most
of the old research was weak and it didn't account
for family genetics or shared environments, and when those factors
were controlled for the quote link to autism disappeared a way. Yeah,
experts now saying pregnant women they're fine to take TILE
on all they need to, but as always any medication,

(33:39):
check with your doctor. A Week ten of the NFL
wrapped up last night with Monday Night Football, but there
was big news before the kickoff. Earlier in the day,
the Giants fired head coach Brian Dabble after dable sorry thanks,
after another rough two and eight start, and that makes
him the second coach this season to lose his job.
It's right behind tight Brian Callahan last month. And as

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for the game, the Eagles beat the Packers ten to
seven in a low scoring game. Philly is now seven
and two and sitting at the top of both the
NFC East and the entire conference. Packers are third in
the NFC North and seventh overall. And a twenty eight
year old dude in North California, uh, Northern California. This
freaks me out so bad. He was driving home last
week when he was hit by something that came through

(34:23):
his windshield. He says that while he was driving, he
noticed an oncoming car and then a second later he
felt something hit him. That something was a frozen water
balloon that was thrown at him from an oncoming car. Yeah,
frozen like an ice bomb. That's like a rock. Yeah,
he's somehow he didn't crash. He was able to pull
over call nine one one before his eyes swolled shut.

(34:44):
When cops got there, they noticed ice in the car
and balloon parts, so they took him to the hospital.
Doctors had to flush his eyes multiple times trying to
get pieces of broken glass out of them.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The guys he's been.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
To like no good teens. Yeah, right, but there's a
lot of no good adults who are doing this stuff now,
and they're doing it for social media. They're doing it
just pranking kind of stuff. Maybe it's somebody's trying to
set up one of those riddles, like he was on
the side of the road with balloon bits.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
In his eyes.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I heard a frozen water balloon.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
I could hit buy like a like a twenty ounce
water bottle one time, or a mountain dew or whatever.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Well, there is this social account that I do like though.
It's some guy who has like a spedometer in his
neighborhood and he is for cars to go by that
are going too fast and then he throws like fruit.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Again, attagging that a lot for obvious reasons, and that
guy that will get taken down because you cannot throw
projectiles at cars, even if it is cabbage or spaghetti.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Even if it is funny. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think about that on the way to work every
single day because there's this one overpass where above it
there's no fence. It's just waste eye railing, and I
think somebody could easily just chuck rocks.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Somebody did that to me on my way on a
road trip and it hit my windshield, didn't crack it.
I mean it cracked it, but not all the way through.
It was a giant like it was like a half
a cinder block, and it was two teenagers like, what's
wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Do you? Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Do you feel bad about anything that you did like
as a kid, because because you know, like your egg
and houses, you like, we did that stuff, And I
feel bad because like now you're a homeowner, you're like
like dealing with the aftermath of that.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
You're like, oh my god, we used to There's so
much I did that I regret. So, I mean I
probably went through dozens of eggs, tee peeing houses. The
people that we hated would we would take plums and
cut them in half and then use like the you know,
the moisture from the plum to write on their garage. Pyromania.

(36:46):
Of course, I was born a pyromaniac. I can't help
regret all of it. I would have jailed myself for
the best well.

Speaker 8 (36:58):
Guardians pitcher Louise or Tease appeared in court yesterday after
being arrested because the whole MLB pitch rigging scandal. His
bill was set at a half a million bucks and meanwhile,
his teammate, Emmanuel Class He hasn't been arrested yet. So now,
MLB and major sports books have agreed to set a
two hundred dollars limit on bets involving individual pitches. Those

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bets also can't be combined with others in parlays for
bigger payouts. So Commissioner Rob Manfred said lowering the limits
should help prevent manipulating the game well protecting the integrity
of baseball. So if there's not that much in it
for you, then maybe they'll stop doing it. And finally,
just a friendly reminder if you don't go back to
if you don't want to go back to work tomorrow
or ever again in your life. The nine hundred million

(37:41):
dollar Mega millions drudging.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yourmin five bucks could buy your retirement.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Guys, Yes, I am buying a ticket for a listener.
If I win, you get a million dollars away, that's nice.

Speaker 8 (37:49):
The cash option, well you think about this because you're
only going to get a four hundred and fifteen million
dollar payouts. He might want to save something.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
How did that work?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
If you gift to the million dollars to somebody, would
they be responded for tax? Because it's okay?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
So are you?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Are you going to gross it up?

Speaker 6 (38:03):
What I'll do?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I could either gross clear a million.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Or a trust trust in their name something you know
my dad. My dad doesn't have cost money to have
the trust. You might as well just gross it up.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
My dad does this for a living ye free to plug?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Yeah, all right, well please do that? And are we
eligible or no? I mean I'm listening right now?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
If only if you quit and then you because you
can't be an employee?

Speaker 8 (38:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Obviously? How about a fire? Would I give away five million?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Whoa only on the wood show?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Millions of dollars considering threshold for forever happiness is two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
That's been adjusted to three hundred Okay, thank you. What
is the number for real to never see me again? Yeah?
Because at one.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Point Greg had said, man if I have yeah, two
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars was never in my account.
You numbers like, where are you going to live for
the rest of your life?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Realistically, for the rest of my life for you to
never see me again? Two million?

Speaker 10 (39:06):
Realistic?

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I think I could do it, think a van.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, I'd stay in my house. Yeah, okay, is the
current house?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah? Yeah, maybe I could.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
What do you mean maybe maybe in Texas?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I could put that in a money market. Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
So okay, now we're back to this because you have
said before like you would just you wouldn't invest if.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I won the lottery and we're talking three hundred million,
and people say, how would you invest it, I would not.
I would just have three hundred.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Million dollars, have three hundred million dollars in the money market,
and then that money is still making money while it's
sitting there in something super low risk, right, And it's
like your lottery money is making money like that's.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, I mean that's a dream. Also, if I want
three hundred million, there's not much I would really buy.
I'd buy real estate, but it's not I wouldn't get
a new car. I wouldn't get you, I wouldn't please.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Would you get new cars all time? I know, but
I don't like a bird would cramp on his car?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Times ago, I was one time.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Thank you very much?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Genogra show back in a minute, Love.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Show three.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Menisa is kind of all over the place with the
things he becomes obsessed with or the things that he
gets into. Some of the stuff I can't even pretend
to get on board with him. It's very boo boos
or whatnot. And then there are other things hello Kitty.
And then there are there are other things like uh,
half baked and hammer and Hank the thousand pounds sisters,

(40:51):
Yeah a thousand pounds sisters know.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Well, but that's what Menace is into.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, I'm saying, but like the stuff is it's not like, uh,
you know, the stuff that Menace is.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
It's either I love it or I hate it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
But one of his definite streaks is for lack of
better term, circus freaks. Yeah, yeah, I like people with personalities.
My bad keys and the keys, and you always make
fun of or pointed out about half baked Like he
gets on something like for a while, everything goes back
to Nick Hogan. Yeah, but he'll get on a subject
for years and that right now this department store Hills. Well,

(41:26):
you brought up Hill, so he'll form a department to
talk to you. Legit, He'll talk to you about that.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
For the next five years.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
When I met him in a parking lot, that was
his second question. Luckily I had.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
But anyway, Menace will go to a fast food place,
have something, love it, go back to that place multiple
times a day for weeks.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
At a time.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
He gets on these on these kicks. And right now
he's got a new obsession. It's this guy. He was
telling Sea Bass about it, and Sea Bass has has
some clips here for us.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
But yeah, this is a guy who hosts a supposed
new reality show called High Life Asia. If you're not driving,
you could follow online High Left Asia Official on Instagram,
and it is what appears to be about a five
foot five Irish gay man with a giant pot belly
who wears supportant tight T shirts and he takes you

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around Hong Kong while he's supposedly filming a reality show.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
From behind the scenes of the reality show.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Oh yeah, and he has all kinds of trailers and
here's a little bit of one of those.

Speaker 12 (42:31):
In a city where the elite play their high stake games.
One man stands at the center of it all. I'm
Mark Byrne, the bass, the voice, the story behind highlight Fisia.
This isn't just a show about glamor of vame. It's
about their journey, my journey navigating a world work, power,
influence and purpose. Client around me, influencers, models and visionaries

(42:52):
moved through a world of luxury and pressure, each chasing
success on their own terms.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
So it just based on the way the guy looks
five foot five.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
No, aren't you intrigued? Like what is actually happening?

Speaker 8 (43:04):
He follows. I tried to find the.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
My thing is like, is the reality show really happening?
Is this guy like legit or is he just crashing
out and he's in Hong Kong? Like what what is happening?
And then but he has like legit websites around this
kind of stuff. I have seen some scenes where it
looks like they're shooting a reality show, like I don't
know what, I don't know what is actually happened because the.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Line is blurred, you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, yeah, so he also has I should also mention
his hair is like it's not a mohawk, it's it's
a troll doll, like straight up like poof poof.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Yeah, like a high top fade almost.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
And what Menaces say is yeah, because all of his
videos he's mostly just holding the camera looking at himself.
He's walking around Hong Kong and nothing's happening.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
That he's talking about, Like you heard high sticks.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
You know, it's very dramatic.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Is somebody else filming him?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
No, it kind of sounds like a weird version of
Frankie McDonald. Yeah, it's like if he was gay And
now you're issue right clip the other clip there the
hot tub shoes. So like Womena says is in some
of his clips from High Life Asia, he will have
a camera crew around and he'll be hanging out with
people from Hong Kong doing like with a glass of

(44:17):
champagne overlooking a bay.

Speaker 12 (44:19):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
And here's one with him in a hot tub with some.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Guy and this is supposedly this is supposedly part of
the the with a beer gut right, talking about a
hot tub.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Well, what does this mean in.

Speaker 12 (44:30):
A world where luxury is redefined? Wilson light immersed in
the heat of the JUJUSI, where every second he feels,
for a lot of time, the bubbles rise, the tension,
bath and more transported into pure indulgence. This is high evisia, unforgettable, unmatched, unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
It's essentially, in a good way, describe what a hot
tub is.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
The reacts, Right, So, I don't know if it's a
reality show because I thought initially it was a reality
show about pageants and girls. That seems to be nearer,
but now it's about luxury, And then I don't know,
you know, is there again?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Is there a reality show actually being shot? There is
a IMDb page for the reality show. Wow, he claims
to be shopping it to distributors.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Oh so then no, but no, But.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Then there's there's scenes where there's like a camera.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Crew, right, so, but again, you don't you never see
any of that footage. All you see is him talking
about this extreme pressure and it's just him to do hot.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
How did you discover this?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
So what I was looking like for travel stuff in Asia?
This guy started popping up.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Are there any other characters? No, it's just him, So.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
There's something off in his brain. I think he's convinced himself.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Well, he's definitely delusional. Yeah, And I think what we're
seeing here is menace. Is there's a sweet spot.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
There's between before delusional, before delusional gets too sad, and
we're right there is.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
What I think, what I think observing all this, what
I think might have happened. He might have got it
like a pilot to shoot a reality because again in
some in some shots there are camera people. Yeah, so
maybe that is actually happening or it didn't happen. Now
he's like, I don't know, trying to sell something solid. Well,
so medicine is not alone.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
There are people in his Instagram comments and they were
sarcastically egging him on, like, oh.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
My god, the drama is so high, or keep your
hair up, dude, it's trying to go on now.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
But he does see some of these other comments, and
he noticed in one of his videos that there was
some pushback, like mess saying, oh this isn't real. Oh,
you're just a weird, little obsessed irish in Hong Kong.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
And he addresses that here in this.

Speaker 15 (46:45):
Videoing it's quite emotional with love stuff going on.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I don't know, I tell you, these people crying on
social media, there's there's too much crying.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
On social.

Speaker 14 (47:00):
Seems a little special. So I do feel that for him. Yeah,
he's not like a normal sat he's in front of
an internet. He's filming this in front of a giant water.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
But just in general, like I feel in it's not
even influencers or someone like this.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Oh somebody doesn't get their boss at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, Like, there's so many people posting videos of them
crying sad social media, Like do that in shame because they.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Get they get in the darkness.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Of you do that in the corner of your showers
the sympathy position exactly, and telling people how great you
are going on.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
And I still I don't know.

Speaker 15 (47:44):
It's just like it's a.

Speaker 12 (47:45):
Week harder than what I thought it was going to be,
and there's a lot of people hushingst this.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
These sticks are.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Really really high.

Speaker 15 (47:55):
Okay, On a completely different note, it's Eugene's birthday today,
huge day. They didn't mustily support to me called process. Well,
I'm gonna go his My emotions are way which way.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
You don't feel batter you don't have a heart.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I don't feel bad. This guy has dreams.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
The very fact that he had to put in that music. Hey,
I love it.

Speaker 10 (48:19):
Good production.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
The stakes are really high.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Here are still I want to see this show.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
But yeah, you never in a few shots you're like, oh,
that's a model somewhere over there.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
There's a camera.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
No, there is one where he's like like posing. Well,
he's like at I don't know, some kind of gala
or something.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Right, He's like, he's adjacent to this lifestyle.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
It's adjacent to the gala.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
In one another video, he he's taken from being sad
at the haters to embracing the haters, and he's reading
some of his favorite insults that people are leaving on
his Instagram PAGs.

Speaker 12 (48:55):
He looks like the evil little gay from an early twenties.
Well come, I think that maybe I could be a
super villain pre teams. Ricky's any talent you love so
thank you so much, darling. I have never seen a
more attention start a needy human in my entire luck.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
I think, like Greg, you you knew, you knew about
a little bit about this. These are stimulants talking right like,
he's very up and he's very mannic.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
It's hard to tell you all engage in poppers.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
That's that's.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
That's the reverse. No, I think he's just in a
tension starved queen.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
I don't know because I mean it's maybe because it's
just the weather. But his skin has not gone back.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He does a lot of so a lot of his
videos are him walking around like Hong Kong, you know,
features picturesque places.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
The camera's right in his face, and he has bad acne.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
He does. I just want to know what what? What's
the drama, what's the tension? What was he about?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
That's the run joke? Now that.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
It's about the ladies fighting with each other? Well, okay, Greg,
you want to know this. Maybe you could take advantage
of his online deal, because yes, he's on Cameo.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Darlings to celebrate Highland Asia. Briefing means that I'm giving
thirty percent of Personalize comes only three spots available. Purchase
gone faster than your champing bubbles, Darlings.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Oh how much dos Camus is a cameo from Mark Byrne.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
The Highlight Asia guy costs.

Speaker 10 (50:32):
Ten bucks seventy five twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Hong Kong is fifty not thirty nine.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Especially this high stakes Hong Kong forty bucks one hundred dollars.
You're gonna get your money's worth because they go about
three and a half four minutes. So feel free to
stop this at any point. This was a birthday, Oh
you got it. Oh he's gotten many not for me,
just just in general.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
This is kase.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'll give you my credit card. It's just marked.

Speaker 12 (50:56):
The highly feud is a tapping in this the hello
and huge happy birthday. Oh my goodness, you have just
turned the bigsh Oh my god, this is just so exciting.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Okay, the guy in Bruno, I could tap out at anytime. Also,
how do we get access to his music? His I
don't know. I mean, he knows how to build the
tension like his license.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
We've never used a cameo with or we never had
a cameo with music.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That's true, all right, so hear me out, Craig. Okay,
so let's just say this. Somehow pops up in your feet.
How does this get more than two seconds of your time,
like more than the time that you need to keep.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Swiping the question.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
That is a very fair to go deep into it
and know the story and into his name correct, or
even to.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Know the name.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I would see it and won't even like know the name.
It would be so quick.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I think I'd swipe past it because I'm so numb
to the queeniness. Like he's trying to make darlings.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Oh he has, Gorge is one of his.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
But the music just does it. It pulls you in and
how dramatic it is, Like I.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Want to I want to see a video of him
just defining more things. I've gotten into bed at the
end of.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
The day, not that I haven't gone down like an
internet rabbit hole. Yeah, but I don't know if this
would have cut my attention the way that it did.
Met its menace is just fast because Yeah, I started
watching his YouTube videos and it's twelve minutes of him
just walking on Yeah that I never watch.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
You know that expression, what's the there there? What's the there? Correct?
That's I guess That's what I'm asking. Don't get it.
Where's the hook I'm not getting There's no hook here?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Okay, So one Last Life Asia, Instagram, look into it nice.
He also gives advice because like if he's in a
Leprechaun suit that but he's not. He's just dressed like
a person. He's got crazy hair, he's five five, he's gay.
Or if he gave you a tour of like it's
got a fun actual suite or something like that.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
If he gave you some sunscreen advice for walking around
Hong Kong, baby.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Okay, well maybe ever come to Hong Kong, make sure
you stop on sometimes great to keep your set nights
and protectives.

Speaker 12 (53:02):
I'm useful looking as you can see.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
That I look very very young, which I am. Well
not a people do you think? And I'm a lot
younger than but.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
I aren't even though I'm so young, don't get me wrong,
it's just the expement oh being young, fiercely fabulously, Oh
those gorgeous, gorgeous thing.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Okay, okay, Greg, I'm with you because I think we
kind of know some of the similar people and types.
I'm just I'm so burnt out on this type of
dude ire energy.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, you don't want to go to brunch with this guy?
With this guy like, I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
It makes you happy. But from the outside looking in,
I see this.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It's like when you watch the things that are meant
for little kids in primary colors and everybody's talking like this, Okay,
well that's stimulating for these children, right. This is absolutely
this is definitely not for this. This is Megan targeted
for somebody like Menace, yes, right, like this was created

(54:05):
with you and mine?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yeah, like uh Asia awesome in Asia, hilarious gay guy
and reality show.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yes, I'm in.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
But to your point, though Greg's point, I should say,
it doesn't. It's it's fifty of what we just heard.
It's it's nothing happens.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't. I just don't think that maybe he will
be menace. You bring this up, got him some more fans,
and he'll continue making content.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Let's hope.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I hope somebody picks up The Valley Show because I
want to hope.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yeah, I want to see some tension though steaks and
some steaks they've.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Never been higher.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, But there you go. There's a There is High
Life Asia on.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Instagram, Etsy shop. You can buy his travel bag.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
College oh custom Luggage.

Speaker 12 (54:48):
What my friend and your tuning in and making a
Halosi reality TV show Behind things darlings.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I did get them haircuts.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
What do you think? It's quite big and nice.

Speaker 12 (54:57):
And statue s the way I know you like it.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
So, as we know, the.

Speaker 12 (55:01):
Range of accessories is expanding on a several people reached
out to me as well. As it's like a bug,
what about maybe some sort of bags as in much
more like fashion bags?

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Even though the toy bags are gorge what do you want.

Speaker 12 (55:15):
Absolutely gorgeous in the case is because it comes in
four different sizes.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I just need your feedback to see what you're thinking.
I mean, should have the tags? Almost? Should I have
the logo?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
So I got some I got some feedback for you.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
This is now here's something that Gina found. We heard
with Menace found online. This is something that that Gina found.
This is this why it figures she was cheated on.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
Yeah, so she found out her husband was cheating on her.
I think with men and women.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
So men and women.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's like wow, so many options.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Instead of just straight up leaving him or you know,
go into his office and get crazy, she took this
sort of out of the box approach to getting back
at him.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yeah, he took the box approach to it. That's right,
you know what I'm saying, gabbling.

Speaker 16 (56:05):
Yeah, I found out that my husband's cheating on me.
So here are all the things that I signed him
up for. I put him on the prayer list at
the local Baptist church. They're notorious for showing up at
your doorstep offering to pray for you, calling you to
check on you, and they will spend more time with
him than I want to. I did the same thing
with the Jehovah Witness, so they will also.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Show up at his door.

Speaker 16 (56:26):
I signed him up for a personal loan. They will
contact him constantly checking to see if he's ready to
get started on his personal loan. It'll be spam emails,
it'll be phone calls. He'll probably want to change his
email and phone number. I also signed him up for
insurance quotes with every single insurance company that I could

(56:48):
find when I googled them. It's going to be great.
What else should I sign him up for?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Let me know.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
A chet I did.

Speaker 14 (56:59):
This one time, and then I got nervous because I
looked it up and it says it's like, I don't
know if illegal is the right word, but it's not allowed,
like you're not allowed to sign other people up there.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
After that there's an obligation. I think if it's just
for information, that's one thing. Like you can't sign somebody up.
You can't get a loan in somebody's name, you can't,
or even like a donation or something, although we did
that back in the day. Speaking of things that we
were you know, yeah, remember the Columbia House thing or
Columbia House you got twelve CDs for a penny and

(57:32):
then you were on the hook to buy a certain
number of CDs afterwards. So my friend and I we
signed this other kid up, Jeremy, who we hated. We
signed them up and we went through and I remember
because the Columbia House thing, it was there were stamps
and you would take the stand and it was the
album art, the book and you and you like attached
to twelve that you wanted. You'd mail it in with

(57:53):
your money or we got on our BMX bikes and
we biked down to the post office, which was like
five six miles from our house each way to get
a money order. So we could just sign Jeremy up
for the stupid Clumby House thing, knowing he'd be on
the hook, he'd get all these terrible CDs in the
mail of something that stuff. We could have had no idea,
what do you know what this is? And then he'd

(58:15):
be on the hook for the other ones. I'm pretty
sure that would have been ill. It would be yeah,
in hindsight.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
But if you're giving out something's email address, you know,
when you're looking for free WiFi.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah, I mean I get what she's doing.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I used to have more energy for pettiness like that.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Like I will take lazy pettiness, but if if it
requires any kind of eff I value my time more.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
This is like a part time job finding all that
right when you get cheated on the rage inside he
was real.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
And energy and I get it, and I can appreciate it.
I'm saying, just again for me personally, I used to
have more energy for the follow through on that. Like
I may think it, but I value time more than
I used to. And so the time of going online
filling out all the information just so that he'd be
on a mailing list or on whatever, that would be

(59:08):
Like that to me doesn't sound appealing. Pettiness is appealing,
but you can appreciate the effort and the time required
doesn't sound right. Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
It's growing and you should return the favor by banging
dudes and women.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
Right, what you should do?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Nine o nine.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I signed my ex up for all that, plus calls
and visits from the Church of Scientology.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
He had to change his number. Two.

Speaker 14 (59:32):
That's the easy one to sign up for. They'll take
anybody's info.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I'm just curious about how clear I am. Right, Yeah,
I need to do a stress test exactly.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
And you want to hear some really great names, all right.
The country of Singapore, they've they've had some big problems
with online scammers and everybody's had, you know, their fill
of scams, scammers, identity thieves all these times, and they're
going to extreme length SAR and Singapore to stop this.

(01:00:09):
They've lost nearly three billion in five years through online
scams and the authorities. They released a video of some
of the new punishments that occur if someone is caught scamming. Yeah,
they don't play a round. This is so, that's what's up.
The process is caning. Have you heard of can so?
It involves getting your ass beat with this stiff wooden

(01:00:33):
cane across the ass for in some cases up to
twenty four times, and dude, there is no mercy. These
guys are wailing on these scammers. The videos are amazing,
like you'll want to finish. I mean, they're putting their
full force into it. And this kind of punishment is
usually they say, you know, for more serious stuff, rape

(01:00:55):
and drug trafficking, things like that, but the scamming problem
has gotten so big that they say, now any male
offender under the age of fifty caned.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Yeah, the friend I ever even heard about Singapore was
And remember that guy in nineteen ninety four. His name
was Michael Fay and he was doing graffiti and Singapore
and he got caught and they were going to cane him.
But he was an American and they were making this
big deal that he shouldn't be cane and he should
just be sent back to America and they're like, no,
we're caning this dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
So they had to negotiate. How many times were they?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yeah? Right, that was awesome. And that chewing gum thing
like you pointed out, Yeah, that was another one.

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
I think that was him. Actually that was part of
his crime scree.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, another great story. What's up cop in Florida saved
a kid's life. He arrived at a home where the
kid was pleading for help, and he kicked down the
door to this bedroom. The kid was being held at
knife point by his own brother, so the cop ordered
the brother to drop the knife, but like an idiot,
he refused. The cop got him with a shot to
the head, knocked him back. The kid gets released. Brother's dead.

(01:02:06):
But I mean, that's what's up, idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
And then a thirteen year old girl in Texas was
able to fight off her attempted kidnapper.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
She bit him good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, she had just left her apartment to go to
school and that's when she heard these footsteps approaching.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Guy grabs her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
She struggles with the guy for a few seconds, but
was able to bite him twice, and then she was
you know, she was able to break free and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Get out of there.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
She ran as fasts she could to the school, told
the teachers what happened. They called the cops. Cops able
to retrace the girl's steps, and they found some security
footage from a store that proved her story. Hell yeah, yeah,
so yeah, just bit this guy.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
You know who I could see doing that? Your daughter?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
My daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah, yeah, I feel bad for whoever that's right, anybody
in life. I feel bad for whoever messes with her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yeah, because she.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Wears my wife out, like she's defeated my wife.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And this is why parents, you've got to stay strong.
My wife she is a hopeless case. Is she strict
overall with the kids?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
She is?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
But then she caves. That's that's what you can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Try No, she has full intentions of the threat. And
then and then she institutes whatever the you know say,
punishment is. But then after a certain amount of time,
not the amount of time that she had set forth,
she will cave because the kids wear her down. They
just gas her out and she goes whatever your dad

(01:03:38):
and I go and see she she'll send them to me.
And then but I'm the one like, hey, you know what,
how would you like to be longer? Like another word
out of your mouth, any word from this point forward
makes it longer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
And you know what, they don't they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
They don't test me on that because they know, like,
I'm not your mind, I'm not gonna cave. But that's
the biggest mistake for all the new parents out there. Man,
you can't that's kind of you can't you set yourself up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Yeah, I'm the one that's like, I can do this
all day, like I have no problem. And my husband
will be like, you know what, fine, because I want
to hear you complain about it anymore, exactly what I
happen to day to hear you complain. I'm gonna ignore you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
And I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
And I get it because you are so fed up
and they wear you out and it's annoying and you
just want to say okay whatever, just to make it stop.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
But that's how they get you. They're evil. I always
used to think if I had kids, i'd be the
strictest parent, and now I've done a total one eighty.
I think i'd be such a softie. Yeah, I would
want to be a good cup.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You don't want to be a You don't want to
be a total softie. No, you don't want to be
you don't want to be a drill sergeant either. There
is a happy medium because you do need some structure.
Kids need structure well, and you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Don't have to be emotional about it. That's why me
and this kid are like BFFs, because I'll hold the line,
but I'm not mad at him. OK, so you're not going,
what do you want from me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Trying to figure out because you know, my son's sixteen
wants to drive, and so that's like a whole other
level of you know, trust and responsibility and you know,
making sure he's doing certain things and so you know,
I mean, I get it. I'm just happy that he's
interested in driving so many his age. Because of the
cost of it, that's that's that seems to be the
biggest thing is they go, well, you know, the insurance

(01:05:22):
of the gas if I'm responsible for that, I mean,
just to pay for that, right, and you know I
had to buy my own car. Now I will give
my son credit. He said that he does not want
us to buy him a car what and we have
not offered that, But we also didn't say that he
wouldn't maybe we wouldn't contribute.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
No, he works, he's had two jobs. He saves his money.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Amazing and like he like he.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
He wants to buy his own car and he wants
to to do all that. But uh yeah, yeah, and
so but you know, my wife and I now are
like man because I don't remember I got my my
license so late because of all the boarding school stuff.
I was like eighteen by the time I got my license,
so I didn't have some of the restrictions that you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Know, like a fifteen year old permit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yeah, like you know a lot of people have. Hey,
you know, you can't be on the phone at all.
I know some of our neighbors they have I forget
what the thing is, but they can see exactly how
fast they're going. Oh yeah, there's a little thing that
you can plug in. Yeah, data, you know obviously, you know,
no eating in the car because they focus.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Don't be eating and driving.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Obviously, no phone usage, things like that, you curfews. Well, also,
my big thing is, yeah I had a I bought
my own car, and the big thing was, you have
to be under your own insurance because we don't want
to be tied to you in anyway. And in nineteen
ninety eight, yeah, I was paying five hundred dollars a
month for insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeah crap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
So not you weren't under your parents' policy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
How to be by myself because the like, we're not
going to be responsible. You don't want our house being
But you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Weren't eighteen yet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
I was eighteen, you were eighteen. So if someone okay,
so my son is sixteen. Can I get him his
own policy that's not under ours. That's a good question, now,
is that possible? Can anybody help? Yeah, Like that's what
happened to me. That's why I was paying five hundred
dollars a month, right, I mean, obviously got a lot
of people where you're going. A lot of people had
rules about like, hey, no friends in the car, but
this is for you to get to and from school,

(01:07:25):
take your brother or sister to and from school, or
maybe in activity after school.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Because that's the best part.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
My my, my breeder sister, she said, that was like
the best thing that ever happened. That was the moment
that things got really good because one of the kids
was old enough to drive and take take everybody the
pressure of her having to shuttle everybody everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Because she's got all these kids.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yeah, and okay, so you two are going to go
with her, the older sister. And that's awesome. Now that
sounds fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
It looks like you have to be eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, because he's a minor.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Week he can wait. He can take uber till then
exactly a couple more years.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah, no driving with the people the parents haven't approved
of you can't. Oh yeah, this this makes sense on
the text no driving past a certain distance from home.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Yeah, that's the other thing that this app that our
neighbors have. They can see the speed, they could see
obviously you know, location, but it they could set up
basically like a like a digital boundary, and it will
alert the kid like up, you've gone outside your.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Jurisdiction like an ankle monitor.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, you've gone outside your area.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Shopping car, you can't leave the part.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
So if they if they tell you, you know, we're
going to the mall, not the kids go to the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Uh, we're going to the mall.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
And you could set up in the app you can
kind of draw a circle basically from your house down
the route of the and if they go anywhere outside
of that, it alerts you immediately that they're not going
to where they said they were going.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Said, what happened to fun? What happened to sneaking around?
I guess those days are over well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Now being tracked. Yeah, well, not that you tell the
kid that you have that ability, but it's good to
use as a test.

Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love spying. I'm able
to give you I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
It gives you, like some concrete evidence of a test.
So you go, hey, so, uh where are you right now?

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Yeah, oh we're in blah blah blah blah right newt Storeway.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Yeah, that's a good especially if it's tied to the car.
Like you said, it's just something that installs in the car.

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Ryeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Yeah. Don't insurance companies send those things out like yeah,
plug it in. It's like you get a safe driver
discount if you plug this thing in and drive around
for certain amount of time. That's what all State does
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
I remember when I finally did get my license at eighteen.
In my car, I drove from San Francisco to San Diego,
like right away.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Someone said I was paying four hundred dollars a month
when I was seventeen for car insurance. I got a
speeding ticket and went up to nine hundred bucks a month. Yeah,
I would just quit. My son is under my policy
nineteen pays one hundred and thirty five dollars a month
for live for his twenty thirteen scion.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
That thing's got a p magnet right, yeah good sweet? Yeah,
but that sucked, dude. I had like no money when
I oh yeah, yeah, poor. Uh well, we're gonna take
a break and then we're gonna come back. We got
a round of fat Chick, skinny chick.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Oh wow, we have a volunteer, you guys, Yes, a
volunteer calling in to answer the questions. No hostages, okay,
now only volunteers. But fat chick, skinny chick. Next on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
Hang on the Woody Show. Biz are phenomenon? Well, because
I have drunk. Oh yeah, I've barned dumpsters dumpster Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and I
don't remember getting back to my room. I don't remember
how I got drowsed.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Yeah, and now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah you are Gea, and it's time for a dumb
ass contest. This is I think of all the things
that we do on the show, I've hate eight ninety
eight of them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Okay, but boy does she love this? Excuse me? Still
blocking up the cookies that Tyler's mommy. Yeah, so good, Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
It's like, oh, I haven't had one yet. I'm like,
I haven't had one either. I've had seven. Yeah, every
hour it was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Love it when I burp tastes good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Yeah, and then you can re swallow it anyway. Time
for today's dumbass contest, which is fat Chicks check my
fat check or skinny Chick, Fat Chick, skinny Chicks. So
we have a volunteer it was offered to answer some
questions and uh, and then we're gonna we're gonna listen

(01:11:44):
to the answers that we're gonna try to make a
guess and educate a guess if we have a fat chick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Or a skinny chick on the line.

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
And just to be clear, is this somebody we forced
to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
No, that's why I said, it's a it's a volunteer.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
I just want to double checker.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Yeah, No, it's it's it's just a it's just a
volunteer situation.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
And we have let's see Emily. Good morning, Emily, Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Yeah, so you heard us play this game, because that's
typically when we say, hey, if you want to be
a volunteer for a future round. So you heard us
playing this game and then you decided to call in
and uh and volunteer yourself, right, absolutely, Okay, No, no
one's got a gun to your head or anything about
participating in this game.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
No, okay, cool, all right, we just we just want to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Clarify for the dumb dumbs out there now, Emily, all
we asked is that you give it exactly right. All
we asked that you give us some honest answers and then, uh,
and then we have whatever picture you sent over to Morgan.
Morgan is the only one who knows, by the way,
what the answer is here is, Well, we have it.
We have a picture. It's on a piece of paper,
it's all folded up, and then we'll open up at
the end of the game. And uh, who wants to

(01:12:52):
give the first question? Well, I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
I'm already locked in, but I'll play along anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Write it down, Write it down on a piece of
paper and fold it up. Okay, yeah, right, write your guy. Yeah,
what was the last big accessory you bought?

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
I'm thinking like, you know, a popcorn tin at a
stupid movie theater, or you know, a Starbucks New Bear
drink holder, or a Boo Boo or anything like that.
What's the least big accessory or silly accessory you bought?

Speaker 11 (01:13:24):
Yes, on the popcorn tin, but probably some jewelry for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Okay, but right now, bucket ten, whatever, what kind you get.

Speaker 11 (01:13:35):
It's whatever they gave us for free. I think we
saw some I'm trying to think some big movie and
they gave us a promo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
It was a free one.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
And the Marvel Yeah, okay, you did go to a
Marvel movie on purpose in the theater?

Speaker 11 (01:13:47):
Okay, of course. Yeah, I'm addicted to those.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I'm going to ask, no kids, Yeah, ok I was
gonna ask, if you're a fan of sci.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Fi, absolutely, what's your favorite sci fi movie?

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
That's a good one. Well, last night I just watched
Miss Peregreen School for Peculiar Kids. That was pretty bomb. Okay,
so I'm going to say that right now. But I
actually love anything by Tim Burton or ship.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:14:17):
Sammy had a question a long time ago that has
really stuck with me that I love. Do you own
any kimonos?

Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
That's funny you should say that we own a bunch
of lizards ko.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
I was thinking, like those Vario robes and stuff, KMO Like,
I not.

Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
A Komodo dragon. I wish I could, but no, but
we have like bearded lizards geckos.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:14:43):
We we bought something we thought it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Was the love that you need to bring us some bugs.

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
I love bugs. Yes, I have a taxidermy collection.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Of the This is my fastest round ever.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
You said you have kids. Are you married?

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Yes? How long you've been married with him for twenty
four years? And married like twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Okay, but together twenty four years? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:15:16):
How old are your kids?

Speaker 11 (01:15:18):
Fourteen and ten?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Fourteen? Ten?

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Did you play any sports in high school?

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Yeah? What did you play sports in high school?

Speaker 11 (01:15:30):
Well? Yeah, I mean I mean I was a cheerleader, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Leader interstic that's a sport. Do you give passes to
people who people have kids? Like our kids allowed to
have like dragons and turtles?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
I mean, oh kids. If I was a parent, I
wouldn't allow it.

Speaker 11 (01:15:46):
Kids are snakes because you know, like they eat meat
and that's kind of sad, but that you know, everything
is good. Do you my favorite are tarantulas?

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
That's my favorite?

Speaker 17 (01:15:56):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Typically?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I mean I know those different cane for different things,
but on average, do you say that you tuck your
shirts in or where I'm untucked tuck?

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Do you now or have you ever had facial piercings?

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
Oh? No? Please?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Do you have any tattoos y, Yeah, she's a lizard person.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
In your opinion? What's the dumbest tattoo you have?

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Maybe one on my arm because it was like the
nineties sort of, you know, remember the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Ones that go around your arm like a tribal band.

Speaker 11 (01:16:27):
It's not like, yeah it's it's a butterfly, but it
looks it's just stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Beer or wine? Both both?

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
So if you had to pick one, I'm thirsty.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
What pick one? Beer or wine? If you had to
pick one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Wine wine wine or weed.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
Wine wine?

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
What's your favorite fast food place?

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
All nice?

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Do you have long hair or short hair?

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Long?

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Have you ever worn it in pigtails?

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
Is your hair color a quote unquote normal natural color?
Is it like dyed? A crazy color?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Bright red?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Bright red bright red color? Color color like Wendy's.

Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
So?

Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
It's pretty bright right now, but then it fades to
like a copper penny.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
What do you what do you do for a living?

Speaker 11 (01:17:23):
Teacher?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Teacher?

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
You mean hero?

Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
How like? What? What? What grade? Or what level?

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
High school?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
God?

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Bless?

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Do you like roller coasters?

Speaker 11 (01:17:36):
Love?

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Have you been denied entry?

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Maybe?

Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
Maybe she has a caesar?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Do you drink regular soda? Or diet soda.

Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
All but since I drink lots and lots and lots
of soda diet that my students bring me diet oaks
all the time. Like, that's that's the deal. They get
your dash, they have to get me a diet coke alright.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
So side side question, do you prefer actual diet coke
or are you cool with the coke zero like medicine.

Speaker 11 (01:18:06):
I don't really love the cokes there. I was raised
with diet coke. Fact, I had all silver teeth as
a kid because my parents put coke in my my bottle.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Yeah, that's another side. Your kids get door dash at school.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
They do go back to the bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
There's so many questions.

Speaker 8 (01:18:28):
Yeah, did you give your kids coke and a bottle?

Speaker 11 (01:18:31):
Like when only one of them? No, only one of
them like soda. Unfortunately, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Do you do you have your toes done?

Speaker 11 (01:18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Do you still have all your toes?

Speaker 11 (01:18:44):
Yeah? But if I do, I do my own. I
have my little jels.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
I do you said you said you mentioned jewelry that
you like to buy jewelry. Do you have a huge
amount of ear rings?

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Yes, just piercings are both.

Speaker 11 (01:19:01):
I used to have full artillery in my ears. But
you know, once they became well, I kind of okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Do you have a dog?

Speaker 11 (01:19:11):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Are you the one that walks it?

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
We all do?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
We all do?

Speaker 11 (01:19:16):
But yeah we yeah I do, but we all do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Yeah, Okay, anybody got any other questions?

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
I feel here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
I felt like I was pretty locked in.

Speaker 12 (01:19:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I mean I could draw a picture of I guess really,
you're that confident? All right, all right, I'm locked. I'm
just gonna was gonna go with I'm gonna go with
my gut on this one. Everybody else locked?

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Oh yeah, yeah I was because he was early locked.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Well, no, we're gonna go with menus last because he
already had his guests locked in, right.

Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
I'm curious about that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Well, we'll find out. Uh, Steve, We'll start with you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
I mean the age, you know, being with a guy
for twenty four years. Things accumulate over time, the profession
and everything about this is a larger lady, you know,
having lizards and stuff at home that just screams uh
see les clean.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
I mean I did have the lizard in the fat column.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
But it's the fact that she's got kids too, Like
because kids are Yeah, are you your kids boys?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Girls?

Speaker 11 (01:20:19):
Boys?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
All right? See that's what I mean.

Speaker 11 (01:20:21):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
So you're going fast? Yeah, all right, uh menace, I
were waiting for Oh yeah, we'll go last.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
Nime, Sammy, I say fat lots of earrings for like
accessories means that that's sort of what you're.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
Not having to change out distracted all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
Yeah, is what you like the obviously soda when you're
a baby glaring.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
There came unhealthy home life. Now here's the thing, Emily,
I can relate to you because when when when I
was a baby, my mom put me uh to bed
with the bottle that had like milk and stuff in it,
and so the milk would sit on the teeth because
the bottle would be there and that that you should

(01:21:10):
not do that. So I ended up having I had
caps on my three or four bottom teeth hair. Yeah,
when I was a baby, it wasn't soda. Got I
wish it was so that would have been cool. That
was another thing that my parents never bought growing up.
Man had honey boot, we had what Mountain Do and
red Bull Right, menace, you're locked in, locked in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Fat, all right, Greg Gory. There was a few things
that threw me here. I did ask about the earrings
for the same reason, you know, like I think that's
your go to accessory that's easy to change out a lot.
Uh and having never worn pigtails, even though I find
pigtails ugly, I think that's only a skinny girl thing.
So I reluctantly am locking in with fat.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
Yeah, every single thing she said except for former cheerleader,
tucked in shirt and long hair. Everything else was in
the big beautiful woman.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
We should mentioned that the wild hair falls under the
lots of ears because it's like, I don't want to
change the really hard thing to change about me, so
I'm gonna throw accessories and just the gotta.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
Be a curvaceous, luscious lady.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I initially was leaning fat the Marvel addict.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Oh that don't forget there's so many the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Lizard thing taxidermy, So taxidermy is not a kid thing.
But I've been with her her husband for twenty four years.
I did have the soda thing on there, even though
it is diet. But again, diet soda typically goes to
the bigger people. The skinny people drink the regular soda
for the most part, so that's one of my go

(01:22:46):
tos for this game. But here's the thing. There's I
have a bunch of other stuff in the skinny column, right.
I have the name Emily.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Yeah, the name is big.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
It's how Mence picks football team. But like on things
like that, So I've I have cheerleader under skinny, the
fact that she mostly wears her shirts tucked in. Fat
people don't really do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Wine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
And then even given the other options, she said both
for beer, stuck stuck with wine.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
The long hair, I feel like I see more short
haircuts on bigger girls.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
I had all these in mind. I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
I'm going skinny.

Speaker 11 (01:23:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Okay, Now, if I had to guess after the first
three seconds of the call, I would I would have
got the other way.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
But I was.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I was slowly swayed. Man, As you said that you
had a guess right off the bat. Now before we
get there, did you end up with the same the
same conclusion for your initial gut reaction or gut instinct?
Was I swayed at all?

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Answer the same answer?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Uh? Do you want to just hold up the piece
of paper that you wrote down your answer on? Well,
I mean Craig, do you want to reveal it or.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Don't open the paper up?

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
He which answer?

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, the original answer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Hold it up?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Hold it up?

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
All right, skinny? Alright?

Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
Whoa nay?

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Now what made you initially like right off the bat
like that? Because I think we all assumed that. He thought, Yeah,
cuz like you would.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I've never met a fat Emily in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Her voice, her.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Voice confirmed it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Least voice, pleasant voice, Yes, very pleasant that woman named Emily.
All right, Emilli in Paris obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Yeah. All right, are we ready to find out?

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Now we have the we have the printed out picture
that Morgan provided each one of us with, and it's
a it's folded up here in front of us, and
on the count of three, we're gonna open up. We're
gonna find out fat chick ar skinny chick? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
One? Two, three? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
And not just skiddy, I mean like real skin like
you think like lucky skinny.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Wow, damn girl, thank you minutes we did it. That
was that was shocking. Y.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Yeah, I thought you were gonna have curves all.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Day and all night.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Yeah, which mean fine, I.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
Would have loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
These photos.

Speaker 6 (01:25:22):
You don't pick up on like weird hair colors. You
don't pick up on weird piercings like double agents.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
By the way, for the haters of this game, I
would like to point out that we never said that
the fat was bad.

Speaker 8 (01:25:33):
No, I said she's luscious.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
The whole idea is just to figure out which is which. Wow,
that's the game. It's not one is bad and one
is good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Bags.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Yeah, yeah, she loves taco bell.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Oh Emily, Yeah, you know, we're actually Emily. Congratulations and
just for me to get gat support. We're gonna hook
you up with a prize.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
And here, oh for sure maybe all right, am, I
hang on one second, and Morgan, we'll get all your
info to send you your price.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Fun yay, thank you. You know how this this game started.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
And it's gonna sound like a lie because I was
with a personal trainer, That's what I'm saying. And uh
and and she was telling me because we were talking
about like my eating habits and things like that. And
she goes, you know, it's interesting, she goes, I can
always tell when a potential client I have the initial
consultation call with them, I can already tell what I'm

(01:26:30):
gonna be dealing with like just how much progress we're
gonna have to make or how much work we're gonna
have to do based on different things that they tell
me to go. Really, it's because in radio it's the
complete opposite. If they sound hot and whatever, they're typically
not and the ones who sound like, oh my god,
this is probably some kind of beast.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
So like many a dj have been burned on the
request lines talking to people late at night that would
call in and like we should meet up after the show,
and they meet up and it's like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
But that so anyway, that that was that's where the
idea for the game came up. And I'm like, well
if we ask these questions and let's see if we can, uh,
if we can guess just based on that. Yeah, she
was she was cool, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
And a hero. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Well look, if you would like to be a contestant,
not even a contestant, if you would like to be
a volunteer for a future round a fat Chick skinny chick,
while you can send us the information.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Morgan's the one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
That collects at So just text over to two two
nine eight seven, uh with a name and just say
that you want to be a part of a future
a round, or you can also send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. That's the address. Just
type in email at the woodieshow dot com and you
could be a volunteer for a future round. A fat chick,
skinny chick. Yes, so school, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
G Martin, Keef G good Morney, what do you show?

Speaker 18 (01:27:53):
Good morning, squad, happy veterans dates, all the vets out there,
Thank you so much for your service.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Let's go ahead and start with our Laker.

Speaker 18 (01:28:00):
It took him about a quarter or so to get going,
but after that they dominated the Hornets. Luca thirty eight points,
six rebounds, seven assists and a dunk.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Goodness, looka chick. Second dunk up year for Wonder Boys.

Speaker 18 (01:28:14):
That's right, second dunk this year. Luca's got hops Man.
Austin Reed is at twenty four yesterday, Ruey Hachimura twenty
one Lakers and thunder tomorrow. By the way, Lebron is
training with the South Bay Lakers working on his comeback.
You know, Lakers are off to a good start, getting
lots of attention without Lebron, and I'm sure that's beeding
up his recovery. Moving on to the Clippers, they had

(01:28:34):
a chance to win the game with fifteen seconds left,
but for some reason, instead of driving to the hoop
and maybe getting the foul or taking a reasonable three,
James Harden took a three from Damn near half court.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
No timeouts the South talk is dog hoping.

Speaker 18 (01:28:49):
Either he had no idea how much time was left
on the clock or he was just feeling himself. Either way,
Clippers lost their fifth straight. Harden had a thirty five
point triple double. By the way, Clippers and Nuggets tomorrow,
hockey Kings in Montreal this afternoon, Ducks in Colorado, and
last but not least, another garbage Monday night football game
equals one ten to seven. I'm Jeff GEVN that Sokal's

(01:29:09):
court time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Jeff, Jeff, And a little follow up from fat Chick,
Skinny Chick, It's not our fault being fat.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
What A new.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Report has come out and the research about losing weight
and stuff like that, And when you lose fat, your
brain senses it, and when it senses it, it lowers your
metabolism and ramps up your hunger hormone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
So your brain is wired to keep you fat.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
Yeah, oh you're starving.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
The brain also has a mechanism that defends body weight,
So like when you lose weight, the brain just kind
of like subconsciously reminds you of what weight you used
to be, meaning that you know, if you know weight
was lost during hard times, you have to reply, yeah,
your body will get you back to your previous weight
during better times.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Oh good, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
What do they call it, like a set point or
I've heard that term before.

Speaker 10 (01:30:05):
Or what is it like phantom weight?

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
No, it's it's like you're you have a set weight,
Like what are you saying? It just kind of always
wants you to get back.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
There correct, so within a certain range, and then you
have to be like, if you lose weight, you have
to try to get to that weight and stay there
for a certain amount of time before your body recognizes
that and sets it as.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Like the new normal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
It's like when you adjust your seats in your car. Yeah,
like that could be temporary until you hit the memory
button and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Lock it in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
So it takes a certain amount of time for your
body or your brain to lock it in saying oh,
this is our new weight now.

Speaker 9 (01:30:38):
Yeah, it's like forty days to form a habit, like
forming the habit of your Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Now, some of y'all's brains are slower. Yeah, mine definitely,
so it takes longer.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Yeah. I didn't never understood that until the dietician told me.
If you go, let's say, a day without eating, and
then you eat something, your body says, oh, thank god,
you're finally eating. I'm gonna store this fat and where
it's the survival thing exactly, And your brain and your
body are not really now.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
And I'm sure we're gonna get text messages from you know,
Jim dudes. Everybody's got their their thing. But it's called.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
And over in.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
I think it was was Turkey. Let me see if
I have that right, I do? It is right Turkey.
This guy ordered by the court to pay his wife
because he had saved her in his phone contacts as
tom Beck, which translates to Chubby. Yeah, that's how he
stored her in the phone. So they were going through
a divorce and the nickname popped up during the proceedings,

(01:31:42):
with the now ex wife calling it derogatory, degrading, and damaging.
The court sided with her and now he's got to
pay up. Now, Now this I'm not sure how turkey works.
I'm not sure what the uh what the rules and
the laws and things like that, but how i'd be like.

Speaker 8 (01:32:00):
It's my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Yeah, I can have anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Here is dumb bitch if I want totally. In fact,
I have, I have names on my phone for certain people.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
Oh I'd love to see those.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
You know, there's websites now you can find out what
people put you as in their phone. Really, yeah, I
want to see. Also, I don't know how it works,
but yeah, you just go.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Online and then you enter your number and then it
will somehow I know it can reverse it and see
like what you're listed as in their phone.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
In a particular person's phone. Yeah, Like if I want
to see how I'm listed in your phone, I could
go to this website put my phone number in. There's
harvesting numbers. Because I'm sure by doing that, you go,
oh yeah, you can access my my contact list and
then that's how they get that information so they can
turn around do the same thing as somebody else. And okay,

(01:32:51):
see that's why I would say no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (01:32:54):
To that, because that's that's you're hacking into my phone
to see what I call you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Oh so what do I care? What do I care?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
What I'm in you know Gina's phone as as dumb ass?
Do you put people's full name in there?

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Me?

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
No, I don't either some of them I do, or
what they are like uh you know John Carpenter.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Yeah, it wants you to update it though as whatever
that person put in their information as so sometimes I'll
say approve and just leave it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Like Jenna's is there is in there as the wife?
What he calls says the wife like, oh, the wife
is calling? Okay, Like what's Mario? And there as Mario
with a red heart? And when my phone tells me
he's calling, it says call from Mario red Heart.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
All right, eight seven seven forty four. Wooding, you can
put us in your phone however you want. I don't care.
Just be a part of the show however you like.
Send us a text show all right, another new hour
Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
That is Greg Gory Menace. What is our social media director?

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Find us follow us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
On social media. You can look for us there at
the Woody Show. Gina Gratis here, We've got Sea Bass,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is the phone number. You
can send us a text if you like, send your
text over to two two nine eight seven. You can
also hit us up in an email email at the
woodieshow dot com. I got this email from Amy, who

(01:34:33):
writes it, I have an hour commute every day, and
when Sammy describes something, it reminds me of my fourteen
year old when he doesn't have his AirPods, just not
shutting up the entire car ride home. I wish I
had that thirty second skip for him. But we love you, Sammy.
They love their son. Why can't they love Sammy? But

(01:34:55):
they're like, we own a small business and we both
have a full time job. Love the hustle. We're just
old a f because of it. All right, Amy checking
in on the Yeah, that's fine, there was something in
There was something else in here about about Sammy. Yeah,

(01:35:15):
but no, uh we got this after hours voicemail that
the that came in Yet you have another fan.

Speaker 17 (01:35:21):
Andrey and Gear. I'm really behind on the podcast though,
don't be surprised. Unrelated to what's talking about today, this
comment about Sammy never being accepted I actually want to
share an opinion, and that's that. I love Sammy on
the Woody Show way better than not someone repeating what

(01:35:41):
the other people are saying, but adding their own opinion.
Whether it's Sebass's favorite opinion or not, I don't care.
She repeats what Greg said. Sammy has her own mind.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Yeah, you have your own mind.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yeah, and better than somebody just parroting what somebody else
might have said already in the studio. You you know,
you take some grief for it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:04):
Yeah, no one really likes it that much.

Speaker 10 (01:36:06):
But here I am.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Good for you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
Thanks very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
We've got a round of f mary kill coming up next.
But it's not for the sake of f Mary kills.
Because Menace went to a gay Pride celebration of gay
Pride festival uh No Springs Gay Pride, Palm Springs Gay Pride.
So Menace went and he was talking to some of
the folks there. I just reminded me because I was

(01:36:38):
given a bunch of crap. We were talking about Share
for some reason. Yeah, and I said, I've never really
quite understood the hype around Share. Not that I dislike Share.
I like Share, I've just never understood the hype like
there's a disproportionate amount of praise or worship on Share.
It seems, I mean perceptually for me. I mean that's

(01:36:58):
just my my own percept.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
She's one of those few artists that have over the
decades had consistent hits in each decade chart topping songs movie.
I mean, I loved her in Mask, Huge with the Game,
But Greg har she's been around since God Our entire Live.

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
The last mainstream pop culture entry was twenty five years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Yeah, yeah, right, but that was the last one.

Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Until that point, it was hits in the whatever whatever
we call them, the zero zero's.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
I agree, And if you're sixty years old, sure you
could love Share, but like the twenty two year old
who worships Share today is only doing it off her reputation. Yes, yeah, Okay,
She's been beloved as long as we've been alive. So
if we it took a bunch of people like that
the Shares. The other people that are were the Barber Streiss.

(01:37:54):
There's a phenomenon that worshiped within within the community. We
told Menez if he was going down to this thing,
what I didn't do that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Oh? I just did like random, I did like like
a difficult one.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Huh like it f Mary Kill?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
It is Mary. I didn't take the like the typical
gay gay ones. So the idea that we discussed, okay,
and how I've been I thought just promoting it. Yeah, no,
that's the first time we talked about on the air.
On that Okay, I got it. I did like horrendous people.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Oh, I thought we were gonna go horrendous people for.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
An example, because yeah, I started looking up like what
are like the hundred things that gay people love?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Right that list?

Speaker 8 (01:38:38):
The list list?

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
You know how to do? What are you doing? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
All right, well we'll have that next. I don't even
know what this is f Mary Kill Gay Pride Edition.

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Yes, maybe it's Halloween candy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
And since Greg brought up trying to figure out, like,
how do you describe the early two thousands? Were talking
about terms that you don't like. What's on biohack, aughts
the eighties, nineties and oughts at one zeros?

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
What is that? Let's just say early.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Two thousands, yea, the eighties, nineties and two thousands, Okay,
the oughts just I don't know, I don't know why
I hate it so much.

Speaker 6 (01:39:17):
Two thousands could be the whole century.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Say we're in the two thousands, We're gonna take a
quick break and then we'll see what this whole thing
with Benison Mary Kill next on the Woody Show, I.

Speaker 8 (01:39:26):
Got a pride. It's angry.

Speaker 11 (01:39:30):
Myself for lally to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Took a coquete all pieces Woody Show over you right
back the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Men, I want to go, uh talk to the gaze.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
I did all of them, all the rich gays right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
At Palm Springs, Gay pride, Yes and what all kind
of stuff was going on there? Well, uh, there was
What do you do when you're there? We are there.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
There's just like a lot of vendors. They take over
a street. There's a lot of vendors. There's music going on,
a lot of people dressed up and not dressed up
at the same time. I did send you over the
weekend Woody and Greg. This booth that they had up
it was like, I don't know, a.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
Kink foote, mister.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
K Yeah, you can spin a wheel and win various
different things.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
Things can happen to you, like a certain type of.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Oh yeah, they had a rag, a certain rag you
could win finishing yep, okay, and it's not used though,
I hope uh it said it was.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Yeah, celebrity rack.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Yeah, they had some tie up things yeah right, yeah,
pniches and whatnot in the stroller while the rag exactly
there was no kids there. I can confirm that zero.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
What's the thing like gay lash style whatever? But you
got you can't lie that it's about sex like that's
what I've been to the game. I've aout two dozens
of gay pride parades, and it's all about sex.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Yeah, of course, nudity, hooking up, Yeah, drinking. Uh, it's
around the f Mary Kill. Everybody's familiar with f Mary Kill.
You have to marry one f one kill, one of
the three options that you are given.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
So who's this first person you talk to?

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Well, this first person that I talked to. His name
is Carlos.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
All right, here's Carlos.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Hey, what's up? How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
You are you doing out here?

Speaker 19 (01:41:26):
You know, enjoying the time here in Pump Springs.

Speaker 5 (01:41:29):
Now, do you think there's a lot of people out
here looking for daddy's or just anything?

Speaker 19 (01:41:34):
Personally? I would look for daddy because I'm tired and
I don't want to work anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Why do young gay guys never have money, but old
gay guys always have a ton of money.

Speaker 19 (01:41:43):
I like to see my money hanging in my closet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Why do the old games always have a lot.

Speaker 19 (01:41:49):
Of money because they were boomers?

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
Okay about millennial?

Speaker 19 (01:41:55):
I ain't got jack, but I look good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Well, I'm just a game out here and it's called
Mary f Kill.

Speaker 19 (01:42:02):
Okay, love Mary love.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
That all right? Okay, so he is a millennial?

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Yes he was. Yeah, I think he's been party was
the guy who's the old gay guy? Sounds like yeah?
To be fair, this was the third day of Gay Pride.
It was all.

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
Weekend, so yeah, he was definitely partying all weekend decades.
So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna give you,
everybody in the room, I'm going to give you the
options that I gave him, and you're gonna have to guess.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
What what Carlos Mary kill? So here's the options. The
options are super hot third cousin Danny DeVito, our Luigi Manjoni,
the CEO Killer.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
So he has to f Mary or kill a super
hot third cousin.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Third cousin Danny de Vito or Luigi. Well that the
Danny DeVito is definitely on the table because he wants
a daddy.

Speaker 14 (01:42:58):
Oh so yeah, he's gonna marry him. And then I
get the feeling he wants to f Luigi.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Also what I wrote. And then just by default, you
got to kill your third. Who even is your third?

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Don't even know them?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Super hot third cousin. I put killed Mary dead, Vito,
f uh, Luigi, Luigi.

Speaker 8 (01:43:15):
I think we're all in lockstep on this.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Yeah, agreed sounds See, guys, I'm on board.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
I'm on board.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Okay, you agree with that one. All right, let's find
out for Carlos f Mary kill.

Speaker 19 (01:43:26):
Okay, so super hot third, we're killing that.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
Okay, okay, I'm Danny DeVito.

Speaker 19 (01:43:34):
I'm marrying Luigi because I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Get that all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:43:40):
Twist you that behind bars, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
You're right. Yeah, it's not like he's got any money.

Speaker 8 (01:43:44):
He's gonna be a prison.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
You're gonna have to keep you have to keep ninue working.

Speaker 8 (01:43:47):
Yeah, put money on his candy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
He clearly didn't think this through.

Speaker 10 (01:43:51):
Really, not about his money.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
Well, yeah, young guys aren't very forward thinking, and.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
They also are delusional. Thinking that dude is so hot, overrated,
weird phenomenon.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
But what if you like caterpillar eyebrows, that's your guy nostrils.
You guys almost had it almost all right? Well f
Mary Kill Palm Springs Gay Pride Edition.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
Who's next? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
The next one is Mark? All right, here's Mark. What
you doing out here?

Speaker 20 (01:44:19):
So we live out here, but we have a bunch
of friends visiting from all over the country. They came
in to stay with us for Pride.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
You guys have a good time. We're having a great time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
What's on your shirt right now?

Speaker 20 (01:44:28):
Just a casual six bottles of Poppers dog flavored if
you're interested?

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Really really, Hi, Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Just out here? Where is out here? Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
I want to sally? Oh, we have some fans. You
want to play some Mary f kill?

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Oh wow, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
All right, all right, ready, okay, it's tough.

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
Okay, So options are. Let me explain what happened, Yeah,
let me explain what happened here. So I was interviewing him,
and then some random guy that was not part of
his crew was walking by interrupted and said, I want
to s your D s your D And then he
waited for me to interview this guy so he can
talk to him afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
So does that happened? As a straight mail?

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
I can't even get the person in a relationship. This
never happens.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
It's nice, walks up and goes, you know. I like
to do right now.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
Never.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Okay, So here's a Marx options. You guys ready you
got this? Okay. Mark's options are Jeffrey Dahmer, Gollum from
Lord of the Rings, or hot step Brother.

Speaker 6 (01:45:41):
Step brother.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Yes, so you have.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
So you have Jeffrey Dahmer, Gollum from Lord of the
Rings or Hot step Brother, which.

Speaker 6 (01:45:50):
Is the title of a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
He's heard about him.

Speaker 6 (01:45:57):
Yeah, it's called research.

Speaker 8 (01:46:00):
I have a weird one on this one, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
You see Jeffrey Dahmer obviously alive, not today.

Speaker 8 (01:46:05):
Right, And if you can get away with just effing
Jeffrey Dahmer and not dying, I think he's gonna say
f him, kill Gollum and marry his hot step brother.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
I agree, Yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
I don't see what what benefit Gollum provides you any right?

Speaker 15 (01:46:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
I had killed for Gollum. Yea kill the Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, yeah,
we're all in the same I agree.

Speaker 10 (01:46:28):
You sure he's not gonna kill Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (01:46:30):
If you assume that you're gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
Account of a thought, Jeffrey Dahmer might eat your butt literally,
okay literally, and maybe you're in.

Speaker 14 (01:46:42):
The yea like a good salat.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Want that? Try to find me the person who doesn't
want that. Marry the step brother and kill the same pitch. Yeah,
you know what I disagree for the record, Well, what
was what yours?

Speaker 14 (01:47:00):
I want to say that he's going to kill Jeffrey Dahmer,
Mary or f Gollum Okay, and Mary his you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
My pump spring gay prediction. This is mark. What's he
going to go with?

Speaker 20 (01:47:12):
I think it would be Mary Dahmer a step brother,
kill Dollum, easy, easy, pretty quick, no thinking required. I
knew once I heard Dahmer Mary, there got.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
That's marriage material.

Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
He's everything that's wrong with the true crime genre. You
don't want to marry these people.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
The minute I heard marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Ring on it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Well, I mean I forgot that he was quote one
of them, right, I mean because he was Yeah, he
was all he was all up in the gate clubs
and stuff. That's where he would like search.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
For Oh yeah, you didn't watch the the documentary stuff
they give me victims.

Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
Given the back to the free mouse stuff the street
offer there. Yeah, I've seen this before myself in person
many times. What is it, maybe greg an answer, What
is it about giving that that would be appealing, Like
with no reciprocation, Like you're just walking down the street,
You're like, oh, I want to do that for those
three guys.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
That's a good question.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Just to be a nice person, to spread the love.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Yeah, as someone who sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:48:19):
D would representative.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Yeah, oh god, it's been days. Yeah, I'm so rusty,
it's been multiple hours.

Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
From a heterosexual standpoint, if I saw a woman on
the street, I wouldn't like three hot chicks in I
wouldn't be like, you know what I'd like to do
go over there and give them unreciprocated.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
That was going to be my answer was going to
be to flip it around. You wouldn't want to give
without receiving.

Speaker 6 (01:48:44):
But I've seen guys fulsome street fair especially who just
I think it's more polite to offer the stranger.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
The thrill of giving pleasure. Yeah, it's it's it's a
pleasure to yourself. To give the pleasure.

Speaker 8 (01:48:58):
Well, you wouldn't want to. You wouldn't walk up to
a stranger being like, hey, s my d but he'd
be like, ah, s you'r a dude, how are you?
I'm Gina.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
It's like, hold, I don't know. But that that guy waited.

Speaker 10 (01:49:11):
Was he successful and talking to the guys?

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
I saw them talking after I left.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Okay, let's atty, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Because you might see someone and go like, oh, you
know you'd have sex with them. That's a pleasure for
you. You never think like, oh I would do Oh, I
just want to give them sexual pleasure with nothing in return.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
No interesting hope.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
I think the other thing too, you would want to
see them maybe like oh, I'd love to see them naked.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
Well, that's part of you don't want.

Speaker 8 (01:49:35):
To be the reason that they're climaxing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
I would just hope do anything for you, you would
take it and hope that there would be something in return.

Speaker 8 (01:49:42):
Yeah, transaction.

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
I think the other thing too, is it's so much
easier for guys to do that what to give right
and and to finish you are that's not at all.

Speaker 8 (01:49:52):
That is the most insane thing I've ever heard is.

Speaker 14 (01:49:54):
Okay, hold on, he's about to brag how talented here.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
You know, I'm saying for gay guys like man just
stands there is everything's accessible.

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
You have to get any kind of special angle. Right,
it's done in two minutes or less.

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
Okay, I stay corrected. I thought you meant it's easier
for a guy to make a girl finish than a
girl again.

Speaker 6 (01:50:10):
For me, yes, but okay, sure I have one more.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
I've got one more. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
This is Palm Springs Gay Pride f Mary Kill. Who
is this person? This is Andreas?

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Are you having fun out here today?

Speaker 3 (01:50:24):
Yeah, it's a great time. It's one of our favorite prides.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
How many times have you been out?

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
We've been here maybe four or five times now, yeah, consecutively.
It always sends back to the community, you know, like I
always meet a nice, handsome guy who I'm like, oh,
he's gorgeous, end up making out, but then end up
being like friends with him for you know, gears to come.
Some of my best friends we met Pride doing things
unspeakable things, but.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
You know they're some of my best friends now.

Speaker 5 (01:50:50):
So yeah, because it seems like in the gay community
people can break up, but still be friends.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
Yeah, exactly, sure, Mary f Kill.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Are you down to deal round with us?

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
Let's go all right, okay, all right, all.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Right to the options for this one menace are r alright,
Marilyn Manson, Diddy Hot Step Dad, Man, you have really
something with the family members?

Speaker 6 (01:51:15):
Okay, how is this a gentleman?

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Gentleman I would say mid twenties.

Speaker 8 (01:51:22):
Was he wearing any leather?

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
He was not wearing any.

Speaker 10 (01:51:25):
Leather about mesh like the sea through mesh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
No, he wasn't on a rough trade. You know, his t
shirt shorts. But he goes to a lot of pride
us that trolla to stouch for Baylor barely legal people.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Let's say he won't checking out. He wasn't checking He
would also do that, Jim alright, so my captain.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
Radio, has he been?

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
He just bought a restaurant? Oh he did that?

Speaker 6 (01:51:53):
He did an idiot?

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
He bought a cafe.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
Wow, good thing for a retired game. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
Okay, okay, so here's the options one more time in
people to hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Marilyn Manson, Diddy Hot Step Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
I'm going to kill Marilyn Manson, correct, because I don't
think he's got it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
I don't think he's got like a frame of reference
all that, like in the twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
Like and he's gross.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Yeah, dudes in their twenties. I don't think you have
a real good frame of reference on Marilyn Manson. I'll
say kill on that Diddy and hot step Dad I
would say, I would say, f the hot step Dad
will marry Diddy. That's because Diddy's got money, and Diddy
is also like, you know, locked up for a while,
so not yeah you got you got that, but also

(01:52:37):
locked up for a while so you wouldn't have to
really do much.

Speaker 8 (01:52:39):
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
I have kill Marilyn Manson because, like I said, gross, uh,
he's gonna f Diddy because he's just so hyper sexual,
and then he's gonna marry hot step Dad because we're
in a definite daddy revolution right now. Okay, that's great
the daddy rep.

Speaker 9 (01:52:55):
I agree with you, Greg and the f Diddy because,
like you said, doing unseekable. But I had that he
would marry Marilyn Manson and then kill hot step Dad.

Speaker 8 (01:53:05):
What Yeah that doesn't sound No, I agree with you.
I think he's gonna kill Maryland Mary Ditty and stepdad.

Speaker 10 (01:53:13):
I'm thinking the same as Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Alright, well let's find out it is Palm Spring's Gay
Pride edition of f Mary Kill? What is the answer?

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
Killed Diddy?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Mary Maryland Manson and my hot stepdaddy.

Speaker 10 (01:53:41):
To marry Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 8 (01:53:43):
And he's not effing his hot step dad. He's eving
his hot step daddy.

Speaker 6 (01:53:48):
Maybe is that what we're missing?

Speaker 8 (01:53:49):
That's why I asked. He was Wow, I'm glad that
he killed Diddy.

Speaker 6 (01:53:57):
Because if Sammy can have nobody can. Yeah, maybe ask
him why next time? And it's for a little more elucidation.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Okay, there you go, Mary Kill. So men, it's going
down the rabbit hole of different things like this elf
guy's the obsession you know anyway, Uh, we've all we've
all done it draw online at one point and uh,

(01:54:26):
all of a sudden you're like, dude, I've been looking
at this kind of stuff, whatever that whatever got your attention,
and then you're you've dug into it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
One is the deepest internet rabbit hole you have fallen into.
I've seen and I've seen a lot about these pop
up I'm not sure why, like they're showing up more now,
but remote and untouched tribes.

Speaker 8 (01:54:49):
Yeah, you either getting those two with the bake with
the lip plates and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
And there was there was that one guy who just
got in big trouble because he like made contact that
one tribe who hadn't had any outside contact in Ireland. Yeah, yeah,
like Cocan there, right.

Speaker 8 (01:55:07):
Yeah, they killed one of those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
Said, I did a whole amount of research on remote
tribes around the world, and uh, it made me realize
that there really are people out there who have never
seen anything connected to the outside world.

Speaker 3 (01:55:20):
So cool, yeah, is it?

Speaker 12 (01:55:22):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
I watched something on this one dude who he was
living on a remote island like Tom Hanks castaway style thing,
and they they brought him, they made him come back
to society for a while, and then finally people like, dude,
he doesn't want to be here. Yeah, I let him
back and they I think they finally did.

Speaker 5 (01:55:39):
Yeah, right, I think one of the Rockefellers, actually they say,
got killed by one of those kind of tribes, and
that dude.

Speaker 8 (01:55:47):
John Chow in twenty eighteen. He was an evangelical guy.
He got killed by the Sentineleese.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Would have you got on a deep rabbit hole on
deaths on Mount Everest.

Speaker 8 (01:55:56):
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
Says started as a curious cliq, ended up with document
the recent articles that were horrifying abandoned Disney projects.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
I love abandoned anything, mansions, store malls.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
This person said, I did a dive into like the
entire history of abandoned Disney projects like Discover Island and
River Country, and by the time I realized it, I
had been doing this deep dive for three days.

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
WHOA, Yeah, I've been you know Terrible Casino, the one
that just got closed just outside of Vegas. Yeah, there's
been a lot of videos now of people going through
that hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
I just spent six hours researching how people joined cults,
and by the end I realized that, yeah, I kind
of get it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:43):
Really, I'm curious that.

Speaker 8 (01:56:47):
No, I don't think any of us are.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
This person spent many hours going deep into Chernobyl. I
felt like an expert, a fascinating event to study in
so many ways. And this person says, I I once
got into an uber, got into a conversation with the driver.
She gave me her name and told me to look
her up. And when I did, I realized that she
was a Columbine shooting survivor. Yeah, and I did a

(01:57:12):
deep dive and everything about it. Yeah, dude, So I
just did a deep dive the other day on Winoda
Rider and it's so random.

Speaker 5 (01:57:20):
Yeah, because I brought that up because Sammy brought up Petaluma, California,
and I was like, oh, yeah, Pedlaluma, California. Instantly, I
think about this polyclass, this girl that was kidnapped.

Speaker 10 (01:57:30):
And murdered in the early nineties.

Speaker 5 (01:57:32):
Yeah, and why not a writer actually lived in Petaluma
for a little bit, so she went and helped to
search and some old video popped up about that. So
then I go, oh, I didn't know she lived in Petaluma.
So then I also read that after she lived in Petaluma,
she lived on some compound with her family on like
three hundred acres for like a minute before she got

(01:57:55):
into acting. So like there was no running water or
no electricity or anything. It's just these family, these families
living on this three hundred acre lot before she got
into acting.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Very weird, you know, it's weird. It's I watched something
about these people. It was a bunch of friends. They
went in on some land and it was a whole
video about how they built this thing out. So they
bought all this land and they basically built their own
little like neighborhood or something.

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
So yeah, it was like say.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
MENACE's house and Greg's house, in my house, in Gina's house,
and we were all one acre.

Speaker 5 (01:58:30):
Yeah acre yeah, or just like to own a like
a cul de sac would be kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
Friends. And then in the middle was like a big
kind of common area, and they put this like giant
pool slash like not.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
Like gazebo because it's bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
It's like a big like outdoor entertaining area with fire
pits and all kinds of stuff, a lazy river that
went around it. And then all the houses kind of
backed up to that. And then you would go out there,
and who would be out there, Not random neighbors, just
your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:59:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:01):
I love those. Every time those stories come up, my
friends send them to each other, like should we do it?
Are we down?

Speaker 5 (01:59:06):
Do you know who's been talking who's been talking about
that a lot lately is Leanne and Burke Kreischer.

Speaker 3 (01:59:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
Like eventually what they want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
Just build a neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:59:15):
The neighborhood, yeah, because James Gunn, the actor. He kind
of did that in Charleston, North Carolina, where he just
has all his friends and family.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
This wasn't like an official thing on any kind of
streaming service. It pops up on YouTube and it was
like a video that they made about the progress of
building this whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
It sounds good in theory, but it also sounds kind
of weird.

Speaker 8 (01:59:37):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:37):
What do you better really like your friends?

Speaker 8 (01:59:39):
Like, h don't get anything right.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
There is that famous house that pops up on social
media all the time out of Texas where it's like
a giant house in the.

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
Middle where like, oh yeah, I've seen that too, like
eight houses around it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
Yep, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Someone said, I've been talking to Ai about Bigfoot a
lot on the text over to two two nine eight seven.
But anyway, us gets into these things a lot. Love
it his his latest obsession. It's just like elf guy
High Life Asia Yes eight seven seven forty four hit
us up with the text over to two two nine

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eight seven.

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
More fun than Gone Rhea.

Speaker 7 (02:00:16):
I mean I've had Gone are a few times, and
I say I haven't had gone show.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
It's gonna do it for Tuesday. Everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Well, it's my wife's favorite game, Fat chicks kin you chick.

Speaker 3 (02:00:29):
That happened today.

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
We're not going to spoil it for You have to
go back and check it out on the podcast. It's there,
but going to the Woody Show dot com or wherever
you find podcasts. We met MENACE's new obsession, elf Guy,
the High Life Asia Asia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, follow his
reality show I Guess, and so many of MENACE's favorite
things he has covered from the Gay Pride Festival in

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the Round of f Mary Kill.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
Gay Pride Edition, Yeah, that more.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
It's all on the pod cast is waiting for you
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Yeah all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (02:01:39):
Yeah, don't give money to homeless people because they'll probably
just use it on alcohol. And that's money you could
use on your alcohol.

Speaker 1 (02:01:46):
A right, true, And so that's been Greg's policy since
nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
Yeah, and will be for where it's the live.

Speaker 1 (02:01:57):
But yeah, all right, thank you very much, great Gory,
thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a
great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
I quit this bitch,