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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener this question,
is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm wait, it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. I'll tell you it's Wednesday. It
is November the twelfth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm morning.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
That's great, gory, Hey Menace, good morning to you. Good morning,
Woody's Gita grad. Yeah, we got to see that. Sammy
is here. I spy with my little I Morgan. Right,
you made a mistake. She was posting something the other
day about roast me, which I.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Was in a good mood that day.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
I didn't want to stay that.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Way, right, Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Okay, so
roast me, give me, give me your best shot.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Morgan is not a person who's cut out for this.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
So my, I guess I've gotten better because you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, good you guys don't.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Actually I think, yeah, you've gotten stronger from the I
didn't know if this is like some kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Like uh like masochistic kind of like you were setting
yourself up for for pain, for hurt feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I think you have gotten better because first of all,
why would you put that on?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
If you That was my question. Yeah, because she used
to be very sensitive when people would like text in
with stuff, or there would be a comment.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
On, you know, one of the videos on our you know,
Instagram or YouTuber she's too hot. She would she would she.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Would get upset about it. So I got like, oh,
what's going on there? Are you cutting the feel?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Some still gets me, but no, I feel like I've
really changed.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
A good all right, good?

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Yeah, the one who knows That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
So commis did you get for the roast?

Speaker 8 (02:14):
They were all about my nose, about not having an ass.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
The thing about the usual stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
But the thing about the nose is that would have
never come up if you didn't bring it up. Otherwise
you're perfectly the nose is self imposed, exactly self imposed
nose issues.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
And that is true.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
But it's like when you point something out and then
people notice, it's like, I'm not lying.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Right, But if you weren't, like I'm getting a nose job,
no one would have.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
She wants a nose job. That's why she's doing these
things like the Craigslist job search stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
What's our total on that?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, what are we? What's our number?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Actually, let me pull it up right now. I have
a separate savings account. Oh yeah, okay, responsible.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
U von our video producer. We got dumb ass Tyler,
we got bored, we got Mengji. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Woodie.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Okay, I have a thousand, five hundred and one.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Okay, nice, you've you've earned more than that?

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, something out of it, damn it. Sorry, I got
to pay for bills and so yeah, bills.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Find other ways. What did you do with the bonus
I gave you recently? But I figured that was going
right toward the nose.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Oh no, yeah, that was a good chunk of my rent.
So thank you. Thanks a big deal.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Well here's here's something new. Because we're always what will
Morgan do for money? Or you know, you know, what
do you do and how much do you make? We've
done those segments on the show before, and this is
for the little boo boo crowd. These are the list
of the high paying blue collar jobs. Okay, because Men
was saying that, you know, it's a bunch of guys
on the on the blue, on the blue labor front
that were rocking, rocking the little boo boos.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You exactly what I said.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Have lunch pails. Yeah, everybody's got them. You could try
to revise it, you actually need it. Okay, that's a lot.
In the shortness, he didn't know what blue collar means.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, we were all here when he said. Whether he
knew what it meant or not, that's what he said.
All right, So here we go HIGs paying blue collar jobs.
Elevator and escalator technician. Now that is something here about
that I would have never thought about.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
It's yeah, way into the six figures.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
The median salary for workers who install and maintain elevators,
escalators and moving sidewalks and airports one hundred and six
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now do they fix them just enough so they were right?
Because they're always broken.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
The top ten of earners bring home about one hundred
and fifty thousand, and the job typically just requires a
high school diploma.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I mean if that like smart?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Like who cares about a high school diploma?

Speaker 10 (04:40):
Really?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I mean what alge? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (04:43):
What is that? Improving?

Speaker 9 (04:45):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Highs?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Paying blue collar job electrical power line installer and repair. Hell,
so line workers. They handle a service on you know,
the power grid. You know, only need like a high
school diploma for that job. Growth is strong. It is
a physically dem ending job, you guys. So you got
to climb poles, you gotta navigate the bucket trucks. But
the median salary is ninety two thousand, five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, I do it. Friend that did that, he got electrocuted,
like died, No, okay, never the same. He lived, glored.
Now he lived and then checked this out that he
went camping with his family and some generator exploded. Then
he got on fire. So now he's like destination and
oh speaking about donating, I donate a ton of money

(05:31):
to is GoFundMe. Never thank you, he'll have another one.
He's dead to me, hopefully he's dead now.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
For these election, electrical power line installers and repair people
the top ten percent of earners in that field one
hundred and twenty six thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (05:46):
I always think it'd be fun, like after a hurricane
just to go to and hang out in Florida for
two three weeks.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, that'd be fun. How did you get his stay
in hotels?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, highs paying blue collar jobs. Number three on the
list Aircraft Avionics, equipment mechanic and technic, so these workers
keep air travel safe. The job generally requires some post
secondary training, but the median salary is seventy nine thousand.
The top ten earners in that field bring in one
hundred and twenty thousand.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
I don't have what it takes.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Railroad. I've been working on the railroad right road. The
job requires a high school diploma on the job. Training
comes to the median salary of seventy six thousand dollars.
Top ten earners can make one hundred thousand. Stationary engineer
and boiler operator. All right, so you maintain heating, air conditioning,
and power systems. Median salary is seventy five thousand, up

(06:38):
to one hundred and twenty one thousand for the top
ten percent of earners. Generally requires a high school diploma
off in like like an apprenticeship. You got to do that,
I thinks is usually paid though. Number six on the
highest paid blue collar job list Industrial machinery mechanics. So
these people keep factories running smooth. They need a high
school diploma and apprenticeship. The job comes to the median

(07:00):
salary of sixty three thousand dollars and the top ten
percent make eighty six thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
I always wondered about that. You see those videos where
they have lasers cutting like marble or countertops. What if
that machine breaks, you got to call in somebody who's crazy.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Specialized laser expert.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, number seven. I thought this would be higher on
the list. Plumber, pipefitter, steamfitter.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
I thought plumber would be here one.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, you hear about plumbers and electricians.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Yeah, it depends like I have a friend who's a
commercial plumber, and I think they might make more.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay, so median salary for plumber, pipefitter, steamfitter who install
and repair systems, you know, move water, gas chemicals in
the homes and businesses sixty three thousand, which that seems low,
and top ten percent earning one hundred and five thousand
dollars cooking. Here you go, menis you're on your list
for your birthday month? You wanted to stand on top

(07:53):
of a wind turbine. Yes, a wind turbine technician, which
we had a couple reach out to us. Did you
ever did.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I had a some conversation with them and due to
insurance purposes, yeah, they have like a workaround. But what
about a waiver? Yeah, I don't know if they would
sign off on that.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Blood.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't understand like why they would not want to
do a waiver because it literally releases you from all
the liability.

Speaker 9 (08:19):
Well you always hear about it, I say that, but yeah,
there's still they don't want to do for what.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Now, this is not a job for you, know, everybody
got a fear of heights. Maybe not for you, but
they're often high above remote landscapes. But the median salary
is sixty three thousand, top ten percent bringing in eighty
eight thousand.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
It would have to be eighty eight thousand per climb.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Number nine electrician so high school diploma paid internship median
salary is sixty two thousand, top ten percent of earners
one hundred and six thousand, and number ten on the
highs paid blue collar jobs is a solar photo vault
vultaic voltaic installer. Okay, so okay, now let's do you

(09:07):
install solar panels?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
So? How about solar panel installer. I've not heard of
that of that word before, have you. Yeah, I've heard
the word, yeah, jeeze, I don't know anyway, high school diploma,
median salaries, fifty two thousand, top ten percent of earners,
eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Anything on that list sound appealing.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's Morgan nothing, not even like elevator technicians.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
I'm more likely to go Greg's rout and just marry
Mary Mary hot day always.

Speaker 10 (09:39):
But in the meantime, you got to.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Marry a lot, just marry anything.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
Second girl.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, you can send your applications in on that Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Starting little high labor.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
We'll take a quick break. Menas has the world of
entertainment to tell us about. We'll have the birthdays, the
porn of birthday. Also on the show for you this morning,
dumbass contest, Craigslist price is right, We've got some of
the trending news headlines. And we're gonna talk about paranoid parents,
because you know we were talking about on Halloween. Gina

(10:10):
was mentioning how her mom took her in to get
her candy X raid friend's mom. But yeah, friend's mom
would take them in to get the candy X and
sotus all up in their van. There are always those
paranoid parents out there don't let their kids do or
experience really anything. Do you know one of those? Or
are you one of those? Did you have one of those?
We'll get into that coming up a little bit later

(10:32):
here on The Woody Show Again. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four. Woody, send us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. We'll be right
back to.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
The way show back in the man. What's up Woody
Show Podcast listeners, I have a huge amount of giveaways
happening Saturday November fifteenth. I'm talking theme park tickets at
Habitburger in South Pasadena Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday,
November twenty eight, I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California,

(11:02):
Dune to three pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away
TV and I have more tickets to give away, but
it ain't over. On Monday, December first, I'll be at
Lazy Dog Rancho Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm
giving away another TV and more tickets. So write those down.
I'll see you there. In the meantime, keep enjoying The

(11:22):
Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
This is.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
A right welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Wednesday. We
are the Woodie Show. And today is National French Dip Day. Yeah,
November twelfth, everybody knows November twelve. It's just to be
associated National French Dip Day.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
And I need it.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Today is also National Pizza with the Works, except Anchovy's Day.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, anchovies not great. Yeah, it's a World Pneumonia Day.
It is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day, and it's
National Happy Hour Day. Now, some people would say that
The Woodie Show is happy Hour on the radio.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, we didn't come up with that. That was actually
a listener. We asked the listeners. We were tasked by
the company, like, how would you describe your show. I'm like,
I don't know, Like, ask the people who listen to it.
So we open up the falls and the text and everything,
and then that was some of the stuff that came through.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
And that was one.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's just just it's happy hour on the radio. I
like it. It's National Happy Hour Day. We got the birthdays,
we got the porn on Birthday. Coming up here in
a moment, but first minutes, what's happening in the world
of entertainment now?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Greg, you love magic? Do you like the Now You
See Me? Now You Don't movies? I saw the first one.
I haven't seen the sequels, Like, yeah, I like both
of them, and the third one comes out this Friday,
so you can go check it out now. I know
we talk a lot of smack on these popcorn buckets
and how much they cost, and they're super cheap and lame,
but I kind of like the popcorn bucket for this movie.

(12:52):
It's a magic trick, Greg. Yeah, so you like you
open it sideways and the popcorn disappears. It's pretty cool,
is pretty neat. I didn't look up the price, but
I saw the popcorn bucket. I'm like, you know what,
that'd be kind of fun. You can little fun. You
can trick little kids with them, because that's.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Fun tricking little kids WHOA yes, I would living is
out of that trick, Greg. That is really it's.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Just basically got a false wall.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, but it's super cool, Okay, son.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
If this popcorn girl can do it, I could do it.

Speaker 12 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
There are two types of people, the people who like
magic and want to keep things a secret and the
other people who are like me, like I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
A spoiler guy.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
So I got it.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Oh that's a cool trick. I want to know how
it's done. I think a lot of magic has just
been ruined, like a lot of things, by social media.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I've seen some really.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Cool tricks that these dudes are doing on social media,
like these you know guys, and you're watching, got a
camera right on this guy and he's doing the whole thing,
you know, like those shaker cups to the bartenders use,
Oh yeah yeah, And all of a sudden there was
like a red ball under there and then he picks
it up. It's a full line, but he's doing this.
It's all like super quick slide of hand. But man,

(14:06):
everybody's like breaking down every little move. Watch it this
particular moment and you'll see exactly. It really kind of
ruins the whole thing. But I like it because you
get to see how these different things are done.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
Oh it's done.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
This playcord bucket doesn't need much explanation.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It really does.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
But I know Greg loves yeah quote magic.

Speaker 10 (14:25):
You can see how they do it in two seconds,
but it's it looks neat.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I think I need one.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
I think we need it'd be cool to have your
next wine check.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Outcorn now you see it now you don't. All right,
speaking about movies now, Apparently and allegedly the PR team
handling the the PR for the new movie that Christy,
that Cindy Sweeney is in. Now, that movie actually bombed
in the theaters because it didn't make a lot of money.

(14:54):
But apparently the PR team is reaching out to all
these entertainment websites to say, hey, can you please change
your titles and say, hey, this this movie didn't bomb.
It actually got critically acclaimed and it got really good
reviews by critics, both things true.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
They should do for these kind of things, Like all right,
so the critics and the audience seemed to hate it,
do you think it sucks as bad as they say
it does? Check it out. It's on HBO like kind
of challenge people.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Now, the thing is, it is like people just didn't
go to go see it. Right now, Do I think
this is a actual genius move by the PR team
or not a genius move? Because these alleged leaked emails
to all these websites breaks down like, oh how much
everybody loved it? Now they're all these leaked emails are

(15:45):
getting shared online, right, and now you get to see
like all how people loved it, and it's like full breakdown.
So it's just just like the PR team mind tricking
everybody to actually get good PR's because okay, just wait,
just wait. So if these entertainment websites said, okay, you
know what, I will change the title, then you would

(16:05):
never even hear about it. But now these leaked emails
are floating around everywhere and they're all positive.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
But it's not going to get to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
That's what I was thinking too, Like is that going
to get anybody to go?

Speaker 8 (16:17):
I want to see it, and I still haven't gone,
and I can only imagine, like Sydney Sweeney's real fans,
which are men, they're not going to go to this
movie about this lesbian boxer like no offense.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
They're going to go see her in like euphoria stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Yeah, with their bois, you aren't going to go see
or anything just because to see like photos online and
be like sweet, Well.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, well I think I don't think.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
I mean, it might be a smart move, but I
don't think it'll get people to go see it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Now, Morgan, you and I we talked about this a
little bit. I definitely want to see the movie as well,
But I don't think they like really did a good
job on telling people when it actually came out.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
No, there was like talk about it, but it just
kind of fizzled out before it came out.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Like the date where it got released didn't burn in
my brain. I had no idea when I was coming.

Speaker 10 (17:00):
Out, and I think a new title would have helped,
Like Christy just well.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
That's the girl's name.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
Wait to understand, Yeah, I call a million dollar baby,
whatever the hell her name was.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
They do that with what Tanya? Tanya?

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah, they always do that.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Okay. Another thing I didn't know apparently stell Stella McCartney.
Apparently apparently Stella McCartney was in the room when her
father Paul McCartney was packing his weed to go on
that trip to Japan where he got busted in nineteen
eighty and he got arrested. Oh and they were like,
they said that he was gonna go to jail for
like seven years. Well, in a recent interview, she shared

(17:38):
when she was she said that even a nine year
old could have packed better because there was like a
like a just a pillow sized bag of weed that
just went into the suitcase and they found it. But
I don't know if you know this, there has been
a conspiracy theory for a long time now that Yoko
Ono was actually the one that that leads. He said, Hey,

(18:00):
this guy's a big ass pothead. He's gonna have weed
on him. Bust them, he's bringing weed. Yeah Stella. McCartney
also said that he missed meeting Bob Marley because he
was just so messed up one day. So he was
a big hothead for a really long time. And then

(18:21):
Bob Marley died, but later on Paul McCartney ended up
being in one of his music videos after his death.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
But who I mean, I don't know, Like it's it's
Paul McCartney. Like, uh, if you are the security guy
and you see there's some weed in Paul McCartney's.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Bag, Like I don't know, I see other way. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying too much. We're talking about Japan.
But also he's just like at that time, they're like
legal Jesus right now, you don't you don't even check
his bat nineteen eighty, but it could be some.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Nineteen eighty Beatles were not That was not the height
of Beetle Mayania. It was no, but I mean no,
they still have Jesus status now, the Beatles in the
way that they're like revered. Uh, Paul McCarty, the way
he's like watching about treated the worship.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, it's not like they were like we're over them.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Nobody's you don't check his bags? Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Called somebody allegedly And uh, if you're Paul McCartney and like,
what are you doing you're traveling that way? I mean
you're going through TSA. Yeah, weird whatever Japan's TSA.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Like, Uh, I don't know what they call it.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Apparently you haven't heard of private travel allegedly allegedly, Thank
you very much, Medas no time for the Birthdays show.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
We're going it's shiver, We're gonna sits and you know.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
You don't do all right.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Celebrities al Michaels. Al Michaels is eighty one. You got
Ryan Gosling who is forty five today and Halfaway is
forty three, Wallace Sean Rex in the Toy Story movies,
and most importantly the Veeni and the Princess.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Bride even fievable. You bested my giants.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
You've beaten my giants, which means You're exceptionally strong, so
you could have put the poison in your own goblet,
trusting on your strength to save you.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
So I could clearly not choose the wine in front
of you.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Do it. But you've also bested my Spaniard, right, which
means you must have studied, and in studying you must
have learned that man is mortal, so you would have
put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so
I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
You're trying to trick me into giving away something ah
you felt you felt victim to.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
One of the classic blunders.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
The most famous is never get involved in a land
war in.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Asia, but only slightly less well known is this never
go in against a Sicilian when death.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Is on the line.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
And then he died because he got the one with
the poison the spoiler spoiler alert for The Prince's Pride
and one of the greatest movies of all times. They
both had while Seawan is a too, yes, but he
had worked up his tolerance to came down.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Megan Malaney from Will and Grace is sixty seven NBA
star Russell Westbrook is thirty seven. Sammy Sosa remember him,
I do. He's fifty seven, and Greg one of your favorites.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Neil Young is eighty years old. I know you love you.

Speaker 10 (21:26):
So he's right up there with Springstreen Its Car's horrendous vocalist.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Go overrated worship though today's parnal birthday is Sam Cox.
First of all, Sam and today's birthday boy has hit
more walls than a rumba in one hundred and twenty
seven fine films, including Bimbo's and Botox. He was in
Any Cook Will Do. Also Ghetto Gaggers Volume one, he

(21:53):
was in Taking twelve Inches. Also Buttthole Bashed Volume one
he was in. Sam Cox is a four eyed slut.
Also Daddy Issues du jour and who can forget his
unforgetable role in Ji Islam accepts all souls.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
He's living in hiding.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Now it's Sam Cox, who's fifty years old today currently
whoever produced that one h as Sam Cox who's fifty
years old. And that's your born on birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a little look what's happening in the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. That's good,

(22:47):
all right, welcome back everybody. Hi, Yeah, you still have
that cat you're looking after?

Speaker 9 (22:52):
Yes, yeah, Steamboat Willie.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Her boyfriend is out of town. The demon cat.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
It's like a couple of weeks, right, Yeah, in Paris
for work and you got to put eye drops in
this cat that wasn't like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Did you buy the eagle talent gloves yet?

Speaker 14 (23:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I have not.

Speaker 13 (23:11):
She still hisses at me a lot, and she does
bring the claws.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
Out, but I think I've been able to kind of
maneuver her in a way to like lock her down,
but she's not happy about it.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
So, uh, I was just reading. I thought about it'd
be so much easier if the cat was this cat,
this kitten in Brazil. It's a Cyclops cat. Oh so
it was born with just one eye in the middle
of its face.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Way easier.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Half.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
That doesn't sound cute at all.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's not girls.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
You know how many people would love to have a
one eyed like a Cyclops cat. It's like people that
want three legged dogs and stuff.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
You know.

Speaker 13 (23:49):
Yeah, so you've seen it. Is it in the middle
of the middle?

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (23:54):
It mega died? Oh it did yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh it died.

Speaker 14 (23:58):
It didn't last It didn't look cute at all. I
didn't see itself in the mirror and kill itself. Oh
god that I had a couple issues by a car.
It looks like a monkey from a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
The kitchen was part of the literal for the only
one born with the condition. Thank god.

Speaker 10 (24:13):
Oh that's are there?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
I mean, are there real? Has there been like a
person born with like a like a real life cyclops like.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
In the right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Well, that's maybe just.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Because to rewire your brain, just optic nerves, real time
real life cyclops.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
They say it's not survivable, so yeah, really often, Yeah,
the brains you have to you have to scramble your innards. Yeah,
but like its a human born with cyclopia does not
survive pregnancy. This is because the brain and other organs
do not develop normally.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
You've talked about that girl who was born without a
brain and she just from twenty years old, she.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Is it don't work, nothing, no power there, right, but weird.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
The dogs that uh not the wheelburrow dogs. You know
they have like the wheels wheelchair Mike, my Chrissy's dog
had the had the wheels. Yeah, speedy, Uh The ones
I think are really funny slash cute are the ones
they have the three legs and they use their tails
kind of like a spinner.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
That makes sense. And during Halloween when they do like
the dog parades. One of them was a three like
a dog and it had a thing that said.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
I hop.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like they're walking along and then their tail will spin
as they get to like where the you know, where
the leg would normally come down, and so it uses
it to use like a momentum. Yeah, I kind of
shift their momentum.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Also, I'm getting a lot of videos that are popping
up on my Instagram of dogs running into.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Piles of leaves.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
I've seen those. Yeah, I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
One was looking for her dogs and she looked out
into the yard. All she saw was a snout and
a couple eyes peeking out from the middle.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Of the of the pot.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
It was adorable, you guys.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven The Woody Shoe Shoe and
it's another new hour insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
And what that is?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
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you doing, buddy? I'm good, all right, I'm outside.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Hey, buddy, We've got Gina grad Hi, SeaBASS is here,
Sammy's here, Hey, Morgan is here. Buddy. Phones are open, buddy,
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up with the text over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
You can do that.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, Gina tells us what's happening with the trending news deadlines.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Well, today is day forty two of the government shutdown,
but it all goes according to plan. At some point
today the House will vote and the shutdown will finally
be over. Representatives from all the states flying in to
cast their votes if they can exactly, if their flights
don't get delayed because of you know them. The House
has a Republican majority, so the bill should pass, but
the margin is thin, like one vote thin. Yeah, But

(27:09):
assuming it.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Does pay, it'll go through.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Yeah yeah. Assuming it does, it means that the government
would be reopened immediately and stay that way until at
least the end of January. And of course, air traffic
controllers and essential federal workers who've been working without pay,
they'll get that check for all their back pay that
they're owed between twenty four and forty eight hours, which,
oh that's.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
A lot quicker than I thought.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I thought they're going to say, oh, six to eight business.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
It is a lot of yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Usually, Wait, so are we saying it's over? Are we
just saying suspended?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
It's it's it's band.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
The funding will keep the government open through the end
of January, and then they got to go through all
this again. Yeah, another extension to your extended beyond the end.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
Of January, just not around major holidays.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
I mean, this happens all the time. This kind of
shutdown doesn't happen all the time, right, it's usually a
lot shorter, but.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Kicking the can happens all the day.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Well, speaking of air travel, the Transportation Secretary said that, well,
things have been rough. It's starting to get better now,
and air traffic controllers, you know, come back to work,
and assuming that the shutdown does end today, the amount
of delays and cancelations should be quote stepped down over
the next handful of days, which will hopefully get everything
back to normal. Well, there was once again no winners

(28:18):
in last night's Mega million jackpot drawing, and well no
one got all six numbers. A few people did get
prizes like five million and three million. I'll take it.
That's fine. The game now moves to the fortieth consecutive
drawing with no winner on Friday, and the jackpot will
go up to nine hundred and sixty five million bucks.
But don't get excited once again. That's an estimated cash

(28:38):
payout before taxes of only four hundred and forty five million.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Just take it.

Speaker 13 (28:43):
A billion already, I know, rounded up.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
The point working round up, right, it's something.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Yeah, you all actually buy tickets for this.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
I don't think I've ever bought a lot of each other?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Really, yeah, all the time, I do. I want to
sleep in.

Speaker 13 (29:01):
Yeah, when a power ball got to a billion, I did.
That's why I'm like, I will if it gets to
a billion.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
So let's get there, because it needs to be a
certain amount millions on a consistent basis to be fun.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
It's a hedge, right, Like, so I don't I'm not
a normal gambler or a lottery player, right, And when
it gets to be this big of a story and
it's like, okay, it's one point whatever billion dollars, not
that the other money wouldn't be great, but considering I
never win anything again start. But I always think, you
know what, if I don't buy the ticket, that would
have been the time that I do want. So when

(29:37):
it gets to be this big story, then you know,
I'm like one of the other eight billion dopes in line.

Speaker 13 (29:42):
The lines are long, and it's what I'm thinking about
it too.

Speaker 11 (29:45):
I don't always think about it, but everyone's talking about it,
and I'm like, I should just go get one.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
I'll participate.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
I have a really stupid question, what do you do?
Do you go up to the counter or is there
a machine?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I go to either one to the convenience store and
I go to the count Because I don't know what
I'm doing. I don't pay specific numbers. I just get
like whatever the quick wick.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah yeah, quick thing is just print it out and done,
little atm looking thing.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Well, I've never done it, because I'll never forget. A
certain radio personality used to call it the fools tax,
so I'm like, oh, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Be at well, yeah, every fool, every rich and financial
person will say it is a fool's tax, is like
the dumbest thing you can.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
But because I think the majority and the numbers support it,
the majority of the people who are spending money on lottery,
or people who don't have money to.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Spend on lottery.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Five bucks once a year old.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, it's one thing to throw a penny into a
fountain and make a wish. It's nothing to spend, you know,
thirty bucks on a scratcher.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, there's financial people that are really really passionate about it,
and they feel like it should be banned.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Yeah, for sure, like it should be illegal.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
How many tickets do you get, man, it's just one,
just one.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I mean that's gambling in general.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
Yeah, yeah, right, essentially ninety nine percent of it just
throwing your money in the garbage.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, yeah, put that one chance.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
I mean I won once in my life fifteen hundred
bucks biggest thought machine wine and I remember it like
it was yes esterday. So imagine winning Wait, was it
like Sammy, you only get it if it goes over
a billion. Imagine if you won one million dollars deal.

Speaker 13 (31:08):
You know it is, I would forget. It'd be amazing.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Freak out, Greg.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Was it back far enough in the day where you
got a bucket and all the quarters came out?

Speaker 10 (31:15):
Now the machine just froze up and then somebody came over.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
I like that, but I like the buckets. Yeah, I
remember that four out all the quarters. Well by Heart
baby formula. If anybody's feeding their kids this, take a listen.
They've recalled all their products nationwide after some batches of
their organic formula were recalled due to an outbreak of
infant bachelism. So so far, it's affected fifteen babies in

(31:38):
twelve states. They've all been hospitalized. The company's formulas made
Iowa and packaged in Oregon, so authorities are looking into
both those places. So far, no unopened cans have tested positive,
but one open can was linked to a sick Baby.
By Heart says they're cooperating. They want to get to
the bottom of this, so just be careful out there.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Here's my question about do you mix it with water?
How do you make that stuff?

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I think, well, having been someone who I think a
lot of times, Yeah, just like water for mill or whatever.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
They mix it with water, scoop and then you fill
it up to the line on the bottle.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Did you guys do that?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, you shake it up.

Speaker 10 (32:14):
I know you ever tried it?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Bottle?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
No stinks? Yeah, I know. Is when I worked at
the grocery store, we had it locked up. Yeah, like
twenty years ago. So sad.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh boy.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Well, the newest college football playoff rankings came out last night,
and Ohio State, Indiana, Texas, A and m and Alabama
are still in the top four, but behind them little shakeup.
Georgia is still at number five, but Texas Tech made
the leap to six after their big win over BYU.
Ole Miss moved down one spot to number seven in Oregon.
Notre Dame, Texas, and Oklahoma all moved up one spot

(32:47):
after BYU fell to number twelve. Number fifteen Miami and
number twenty four South Florida all both in the lead
of their conferences, which means if the playoffs started today,
they'd replace Oklahoma and by This is.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
The time of year starts getting exciting. The NFL.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, like the playoff push really gets underway. College football
same But eme though I'm not in the college football
it is not like my college football buddies, they're like,
they wait for.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
This every week.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
We're about Yeah, they wait for this ranking to come out.
They all start talking smack through each other.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
The only reason I like college football, just the idea
of it, is because it makes me think of the greatest,
and I know you're not a Key and Peel fan menace,
but the greatest. H the NFCUS west Ball, the name
Boin shower handle.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yep, there's a lot of those names now, Yeah, legit,
Yeah amazing.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I forget.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
We were just talking about some of those names more recently. Yeah,
I forget the one It was like, yeah, Tyler should know,
like snack shack y, there's something equally not that but
equally as ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Oh, I can't wait to hear those well. Finally, the
White House introduced a new idea to help with home affordability,
but not everybody's a fan of this. Well, most first
time home buyers take out a thirty year mortgage. This
new idea would see the creation of a year mortgage.
The idea would stretch out payments that monthly bills would drop,
and homes would become more affordable. The Federal Housing Finance

(34:07):
Agency says this is a complete game changer, but critics
like when He's Homeboy Dave Ramsey, they say this is
bad news.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I saw a funny things. They had an AI picture
of Dave Ramsey in the hospital bed and says Dave
Ramsey in critical condition after learning of fifty year mortgage ideas.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Yeah, it makes he's pissed. The problem is that the
payoffs payments would drop, the interest over over time would
become so big you'd end up paying double for your house.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
You never people don't care about that? Yeah, well x
yeah people should, But.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
You don't care about that thirty year mortgage. By the
time you paid it off, you've more than double.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
We're going to be Yeah, but the fifty year mortgage,
it only goes down by like two hundred dollars a
month or something. It's only a few hundred dollars that
you would even save monthly.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
And then you add on that thirty and fifty years.

Speaker 11 (34:53):
Yeah, you don't say that much monthly got to double.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
You would think it almost half the payments?

Speaker 7 (35:00):
Interest? Is that why it's not prins right, it's because
of the interest.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Well.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Experts also warned that the new plan would drive up
demand without fixing the actual issue of number of homes
available in the first place.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
Well then do it a one hundred year Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Yeah, what's the max term for a car loan?

Speaker 10 (35:17):
I recently did eighty four? You did I think?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I didn't think that was my God, Greg.

Speaker 10 (35:23):
Why, Yeah, because I wanted a lower payment.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Whoa, that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Way to negotiate for a car. You never negotiate on
payment on agreed. Holy it gets screwed.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I thought that was the internet joke. I didn't think
you could actually no, seven years exactly.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
And saving monthly by doing that versus the other.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Over one hundred a month one hundred, I don't care.
I would have done a ninety eight month.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
And this is how Greg ends up upside down like
crazy on these cars.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Wait a second, is.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That's not true?

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Would my most recent car sale I made a profit
four grand.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
When the most recent one, yes, a.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
Couple months ago.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Isn't that how dumb ass Tyler got his name? Ye
long pay?

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Yeah that was a lease though, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
What was that Tyler he had?

Speaker 10 (36:07):
He had?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
This is when he first started working here years ago,
and then he left and he went to go to
Houston for a while, and he got the nickname dumbass
Tyler because of this of his lease. I'm sorry as
Dave Rams who called a fleece, No, definitely a fleece
it was. I think the lease was hold on, hold
on with it.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
What was the what was the year in.

Speaker 15 (36:27):
Make twenty seventeen Toyo Coma Okay, yeah, noise, Yeah, still
one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
How much did you put down?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Now?

Speaker 15 (36:35):
I didn't put anything down, Okay, Now this is where
the dumb part comes in. So yes, I leased it.
It was for about six years, not including the insurance.
The bill was about six hundred a month. Yeah, it
was probably not the pay top of that I traded
in my twenty twelve MAZ the M three that I
was only making about two hundred dollars a month in

(36:59):
payments on.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, my god.

Speaker 15 (37:00):
So like the nickname is very much though I looked good. Yeah,
helped a couple of people move. I felt important, and
then my world came crumbling down when I had to
borrow that mini van.

Speaker 10 (37:11):
For a bit.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
I know what it was, Yeah, Greg's most recent thing.
He sold the car to one of our sponsors. Give
me the van maybe, yeah, four thousand dollars profit.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Like during COVID, I had a car that I was
getting out of and I brought it at that point
and got.

Speaker 10 (37:29):
Man, it was like I made money on that car.
Yeah exactly. That that was the time to do it,
and I kind of regretted not doing it back then
and then did give me the vin and I was like, deal,
take it. It was great.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Greg's got an eighty two month car whatever whatever.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
The biggest one is.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
But if you treated like how you should treat houses,
you're like, oh, I'll.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
Get rid of it before exactly, and I send more
than they.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
It depends on what it's gonna be worth, though, That's
the thing, because you want to get out of it.
You can't get what it's worth while you're upside down.
You got to amil that or you make you know,
make a payment to just pay that off.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
You definitely got to keep your eye on it. Oh
for sure the math works out, and knowing me, I'll
probably want a new one in four months.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
But I am shocked again because there's so many like
joke videos out there about people having like, yeah, one
hundred and twenty month payment. Yeah crazy, I never thought
that was real.

Speaker 10 (38:22):
You get your monthly payment down to twelve dollars.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Worth it was six years, so that seems pretty good.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
God Morgan, Well right, well that's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I thank you, Gina gree We got some more Woodies
show for your next.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Hand me right back.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Sammy's all excited.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
I mean, she loves the holidays, she loves Christmas, she
decorated already. She's going to the Amazon Holiday gift book
that she got in the mail. Oh yeah, I remember
doing that when we used to get to the toys
Arrests catalog and the circle even like Sears Sears.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Send out like their holiday Oh serious.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah, and they had like the electronics and the toy
section that was kind of toys, the dock. All the
boring stuff was in the front, like furniture. I just
go and I would circle the items in there, and
I was handed to my parents like Ralphie did when
he cleverly placed his mom's Look magazine with the red
rider be begun advertisement.

Speaker 10 (39:24):
And imagine getting remember getting sweaters and.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, my big thing was always our parents would get
my sisters and I socks. Yeah, and they thought it
was cute.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
It became an annual thing, and it got to a
point where we were adults at this point to goo,
so are you still interested in in the in the socks.
I was never interested in Yeah, see, they thought that
was funny. Now we did get gifts like the ones
that we wanted, you know, just the socks was just
kind of like a cute thing. The same way we
would get a new Christmas ornament on Christmas Eve that

(39:58):
we would open.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
It's only I would always get. That was the tradition.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
Yeah, we got Christmas pjs on Christmas Eve. You put
on your new pj's, you make up Christmas morning and
your new Christmas beech.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
My cousin always got the the the Hess toy truck,
like the annual Hess truck that would come out. Yeah,
so's he's got all those going back. However, many years
that was from you know, the grandparents. It was like
a yeah, everybody's got their thing.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
This year.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
It's actually pretty easy. I mean the kids are to
an age sixteen and thirteen where my son just wants
cash nice, he's saving up for stuff, you know. And
then my daughter her list is actually very reasonable really because.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
I've been asking like what do kids want these days?
Because I have you know, friends that have kids, and
I have a nephew, so I don't even know what
kids want.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yeah, I mean my daughter wants a lot of skincare
crap yeah yeah, yeah care. Her and all her little
thirteen year old friends they're all into Sephora, uh and
things that my wife won't even buy for herself.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
I mean, things could be worse. Take care of your skin, yeah, true,
but like do you.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Need that when your when your skin is already like
young and you know, full of elasticity in college, all
the things that you would use these things. She's good, right,
I'm saying, does it have an adverse effect.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
We're talking about? Right, Yeah, as long as they're not
doing botox, I think they're okay.

Speaker 13 (41:27):
Yeah, it's lotions and cleansers and stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
I mean, your step son's ten, what does he want?

Speaker 7 (41:32):
He wants, Well, he wants a new bike, and it's
all gadget based.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Didn't we give him a bike?

Speaker 7 (41:38):
You were going to but we haven't circled back on
that yet.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Circle back? So my son doesn't need his bike anymore.
It's a really nice he barely used it. It's a
really nice trek bike mountain.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Okay. By circle back, I mean you haven't given it
to us. So that's going to get them one.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
My wife is going to donate them, and I go,
you might to check with Gina and Andy and I
want to see if they're steps on.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
I was gonna do like a huffy like I don't
can't afford like a nine hundred dollars bike.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
This is a nice ass bike. Really, yeah, it's a
it's a.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Super nice that would be amazing.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
No, I think it needs a new rear tire because
he popped that like hopping curbs and stuff.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Problem.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
But like he hasn't he hasn't rode that thing in months.
At this point sixteen, you don't go back to bikes, No,
you want to unless and now it's not it's not
any bike, it's just it's a regular mountain okay, just
making sure.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Because all the little boys in the neighborhood are and
he just walks behind him. He's like, I want to
put Oh, it's really sadly.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
I'm gonna text my wife right now laughing at him.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Are they like riding mountain bikes? Are they riding those
oversized bm Mexicans? No, that's super popular.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
I don't think they're there there.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
They just want to bike ten what else?

Speaker 5 (42:51):
What does he want that?

Speaker 7 (42:52):
And it's all like Nintendo based, all, Super Mario based,
Mario Sunshine all. He has every game Boy everything thing.
That's that's his thing.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
See, I never know what to get anybody kid or Otherwise,
what do you give an adult as a gift. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
See, I've made an argument for years to stop buying
gifts for adults.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
I mean I support that idea. I don't want to
receive gifts, that's.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Right, and that's my point.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
I don't I don't want a gift.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
I don't want to because also I love giving gifts,
but I think they should be practical. Like last year,
I gave you all like car safety kits, like practical.
I don't like. I hate kitch, I hate I want
stuff that you can use.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Okay, I did wear Gina got me a birthday present.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Well, it wasn't for your birthdays having me around that time.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
So and I wore.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I wore it and it was bad luck because the
Steelers got crushed. It was a It was a black
T shirt and says touch don, touch don because that's Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
At up don, you know, going down town.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Says touch don. And that was the worst game they
played all year. So see how gifts work out. Yeah,
it was actually really nice shirt, very very soft and
very comfortable, and you were worried about the side. The
size was great, perfect, but you know with with parents, uh,
siblings as adults, like all we're doing essentially with you know,
my sisters, for example, they buy us a gift card,

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we buy them a gift card.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You're just kind of.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Going through the motions, you know, because everybody's busy, like
I don't, I don't know. And also that you're fifty,
I don't like you got your own business, Like, I
don't know, what do you want?

Speaker 10 (44:28):
I think?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I think the go to gift that I might give
out is the Ninja Crispy Costco.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Wait, that's not the one that makes the ice cream,
is it?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
No, no, The Ninja Creamy is the one you seen
that I thought about getting that creamy. Yeah, you can
make your own soft so that's pretty cools.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
I would destroy my life.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
And then Ninja also makes one for margaritas. Greg the
creamy the margarita one. Crispy is like the new version
of the air fryer. Okay, but what does it do
that an air fryer doesn't do? Why do people?

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Is it more of a fryer?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I don't know really know how to describe it. It's
kind of just like a glass bowl and then something
sits on top of it, and then cooks it.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
It's like when people just.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Get the airfire tops for their crock pot or whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:24):
Look it's crispy with that eye.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
The Ninja Crispy it's pretty affordable costco. It does look
like a baily sized cooking system. Six court and two
point five court glassware storagelets, crisper plate, blah blah blah,
a powerful cooking system, air fry that can cook a
seven and a half pound chicken feeding up to ten people.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
What you were wearing by this thing though?

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Yeah, my mom just got one.

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Oh yeah here.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
The Ninja Crispy Pro countertop glass air Fryer is an
eighteen hundred adjustable air frier made to stay out on
your countertop.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Greg no.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Families and parties, with six customizable functions and precise temperature control,
delivering perfect results every time.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, but I think this thing is way more easier
to store, Greg.

Speaker 10 (46:10):
Yeah, you could take the top offer space.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's a niche coffee machine.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
It's a Ninja air fryer.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Pretty much, but it's mostly just the lid is the
air flyer.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Right, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
See, but it's on Target's website two seventy nine, ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
You're gonna give it.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
It's available in ash gray and in cyber space.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
It's like one six at Costco. It's probably gonna go
down there. You go during the I have a four
and one, a five and one, and a six and one.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
If you want some other ideas, like you're getting your
holiday shopping together. Coming up next after the break, Gina
and Greg I've tasked them with going over the twenty
twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Now this is the stuff.
This is Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Ohop, and uh, it's
got all kinds. It's very pricey. Yeah, if you like

(46:56):
to use money as toilet like a like a you
have like a fourteen hundred dollars vintage ash tray is
on there a that there's a thirty six hundred dollars telescope,
you know, thing things like that. But also they've got
like gold plated handcuffs and a paddle there in they're
under one hundred dollars section. Yeah, very naughty. Greg might

(47:17):
have that on his list.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
We'll find out next though. And you get some good
ideas for the people on your list.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
You can move on the.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Floor, right, you can you can choose something or whatever. Man,
you crap in my mad Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
That might be a deal. And now more of the
Woody Show. Just a little context to that clip.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
We're talking about a person that was a friend who
had a pet who kept crapping in their bed, and man,
you can really love something, but don't you think that
would be the end of it?

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Yeah, we are in your bedog diarrhea in bed?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
No dog, dog.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
We're talking about what do people really want for Christmas,
for the holidays, whatever you're celebrating. We mentioned gift cards
because I said, you know, my sisters and I just
basically exchange gift cards.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Like why we go with this charade? No, nonine?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
How do you guys feel about getting a gift card?
Some of my family think the thoughtfulness is lost, But
I love them. That's from Ashley set them on over.
I think gift cards, I think looked love them. If
we're talking about as they're fine. I know there used
to be a thing about that, the same way there
used to be a thing when when debit cards and
stuff first started. Like dude, you're using your debit card
to buy a pack of gums.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah, there was like a weird stigma.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
There really was.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
There was a stigma with gift cards. Oh it's not thoughtful. Well,
what if it's to a place that I know Greg loves? Yeah,
I love you know who cares menace? You love Taco Bell?
I get you a Taco Bell gift card?

Speaker 8 (48:45):
Is like, it's kind of the most thoughtful because then
the person gets what they want correct specific place.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
Actually the most thoughtful.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Now we're gonna find some really good stuff and I've
I've tasked both Gina and Greg to look through the
twenty twenty five Goop holiday gift Guys. This is Gwyneth
Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Goop or the Vagina Candle, and you know,
stuff like that we've heard from from before the Yeah,
yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Now what if?

Speaker 5 (49:11):
What did you guys find anything good?

Speaker 14 (49:12):
Well?

Speaker 10 (49:12):
I want to start with something that I've found, and
mine has a theme. This is my theme is stuff
you could find at home goods for about twenty nine dollars.
That's my theme. So I'm holding up this picture. What
does this look like to you? Woodie?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
That looks like, oh like kind of like like, I
don't know, like a thing that you would put like blankets.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Or pillow there, basket, it's a basket.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It's like a big it's like a big basket.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
Right. You could find this at home Goods for about
twenty nine bucks. It's called an oversized basket. Keeps whatever
you need stored, firewood, cashmere, throws, or maybe some snow.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Shoes or your gold cubes.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
And it is one three dollars.

Speaker 15 (49:48):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
What's it made at?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Why?

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Powder coated steel?

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Okay, so like like what you put plants in and like, yeah,
galvanized steel.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
You got caught some throw blankets you need stored? Thirty
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Wow, Well, mine has a little bit of a theme too.
It's these are under the female wellness section. Okay, if
you know what I mean, I'm listening, Yes, a Morgan
look alive. This is called the vFit gold let's call
it like a wand.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, vibrator. Yeah it's now.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
It's not free. It's three hundred and ninety five bucks,
but it promises a really good time. It's a non
invasive approach to promoting pelvic floor muscle tone, sexual function,
and intimate well being. And it uses red light vibration
and gentle warmth to stimulate local blood flow in the vagina.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Now that says warm, Now that says Merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Yeah, it's medical grade silicone. And uh it has a
one year warranty. I hate that.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
I want one. It sounds like it would be good.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Yeah, it has all kinds of floor. Is very you know, popular,
and yeah it's very popular. Well, so you don't like
it is and it's most isn't it? Mostly so you
don't like pee your pants?

Speaker 13 (51:09):
Oh I don't as Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
I'm doing it right.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
What do you got? This is a beautiful cocktail shaker.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Okay, so when you're making your Martinis and Martins.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
Yeah, your your little Christmas beverages. It's a gorgeous cobbler
style cocktail shaker, done an Italian pewter and finished with
etched lines. Again, you can find this at home Goods
for about twenty nine dollars. Less than that, less than that, yeah,
five dollars four hundred and ninety one dollars. Yeah, a
cocktail shaker. Yeah, made in Italy.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Well, I'm going to deviate from my theme just to
hop on Greg's theme real quick, because you know, when
you have people over, it's the holidays, you're doing your martinis.
They get bored. You want to play a little game,
so you can't a little tiny, teeny tiny like travel
tic tac.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Toe that sounds like so much fun. So I actually
daughter loves tictac.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
In the year twenty, I actually have one of these.
Oh I wouldn't like sits on like a coffee table,
but it's like golden wood. Well, I can tell you
how much I paid for it, mar Well.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
This is voltaira alabaster, so I don't know Marble. And
it also doubles as a chic storage box and it's
it puts a luxurious spin on an otherwise leisurely game.
How much was yours menace?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I think it was like twenty bucks from Target, so it.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Wasn't one thousand, five hundred.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
On Google's a bargain. It's like shopping on Have you
ever seen that? It's called front Gate? No, yea that yeah, yeah,
it's I think my wife ordered something from there once
and it was a doormat okay that has like the
like the letter of your of your last name. Yeah,

(53:01):
and she ordered one thing from there a billion years ago.
We get this catog every once in a while. You
look through it in the most basic stuff like that
is the trillion dollars gate, the front Gate.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
They wouldn't bother sending me junk mail.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Go on the website and check it out when you
get a chance.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Front Gate.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
Okay, well my theme continues. Stuff you could find at
Home Goods for about twenty nine dollars. They have this
one section at home because it's all just throw blankets
and they're all on hangers. You just flip throw them
a little quick and find one. So you would probably
find a throw blanket such as this, just a striped
as basic over the sofa, you.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Know, someone, I'd kind of guess like a quilt looking
quality too.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
Yeah, it almost looks like a rug. It is uh
fifty eight inches by eighty six inches, hand woven from
Italian cashmere. It's an extra large throw throw blanket that
keeps even the tallest frames covered head to toe.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Can I tell you the Costco line please? Sixty bucks?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
Sixty bucks? Yeah, all right, that's a good deal compared
to this one for three thousand and ninety five dollars.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Is it made of like Rapunzel hair?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Now people people are buying stuff from Goop they've got
to be absolutely I mean, do you buy it to
you you get like you know when you buy Tiffany,
you get the little blue right. People want the box,
they want the bag, they want like.

Speaker 10 (54:21):
Or you want the h for on your throat.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Because Greg is mentioning like a lot of this stuff,
you would just think that somebody went to like a
home goods yeah and bought it. But you want someone
to know you got it from Google.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
I would want to label on here that says this
blanket was four thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Yeah, you know, I did to give me one more
thing from This is from me. By the way, if
you're just tuning in, this is all stuff from me.
Twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide, which is out
Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, Goop, which is always known for
being affordable.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Yeah, well this one, I think again for the lady.
You know what this is for everybody. Okay, I'm showing
you a picture right now.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
A rock.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
It looks like a rock, like a river rock, but
it's not. It's a squishy pillow. Okay, it's a pillow.
It's like kind of a wedge shape. It's nothing special,
but taboos, wedge shape sex pillow props up your body
however you'd like it to, whether you're optimizing for comfort
or exploring new positions. It's switchable, it has some bounds,

(55:20):
so it moves with your body, and it looks right
at home on your bed when you're not using it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Really, a rock looks at home on your veil.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
So a pillow, you know, a pillow?

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, there's another pillow on here. It's a
throw pillow Greg that reads please leave by nine.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
That's now that you can get for eighty two dollars,
change it to eight.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
But yeah, this is one hundred and ninety five bucks.
But a bargain at any price for a sex pillow.

Speaker 10 (55:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
They also have for Greg a Gucci portable pet bed.
How much is it on goof and it's actual Gucci
pet bed? How about eighteen hundred? Eighteen hundred? No, it
didn't know, I would say. Taking notes of the bids.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I'm gonna say three three thousand.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
It's a bargain at eight and fifty dollars.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
Wow, is a good deal.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
And you could also get some Himalayan Salt scalp scrub
shampoo that for fifty five dollars.

Speaker 12 (56:21):
I'd like that.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Actually where you go.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
We're looking to help you guys out.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Every been shopping? Oh boy, how dumb?

Speaker 10 (56:28):
Oh my god. Here I'm looking at that front gate
sight you told an yeah, I told you. A console
table and two tiny little end tables. Three thousand, three
hundred and fifty seven dollars they have.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I remember the one time I was looking through there,
they had it's just like a lounge chair for outside.
Did they have that on there?

Speaker 10 (56:46):
Let's see?

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Yeah, look the ones that have like the bigger kind
of like look like a wagon wheel, like toward the
where you know, where you lean back.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Against the Yeah, okay, yeah, did you have that on there?

Speaker 7 (56:57):
While you're looking at that, why is this bath towel?
To one hundred and sixty two dollars? Oh my, it's
a towel.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
Okay, did you find it? The one with the wheels
on the back. It's yeah, actually really really really ugly.
They have a price range twenty six hundred to forty
six hundred for.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
One dollars for one for a lounge chair, not a car.
That lounge doesn't see in your house, your couch, but
doesn't cost that much. This is for one lounge chair
that goes out on the front gate.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I'm going to the clearance four thousand, six hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 4 (57:33):
That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
say the wrong word, I can be charged with that's
a dollar. That's a complicated question. So being here today,
if I say the wrong word tiny, I can.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Be charged with doors And now back to the.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
For into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Woodie, Greg Hey Menace, Yeah, Gina Sea Mass,
Sammy Morgan phones open eight seven four Woodie text us
check in over to two two nine eight seven. I
do have a topic based on something we just talked

(58:13):
about recently, and I want to see what you got
on it. But I'm gonna start with this. It's some
Christmas news for Sammy.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
After years of trying to open candy canes without breaking.

Speaker 10 (58:24):
Them, h.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Someone to struggle, someone's finally invented away to help out.
Greg So brock Candy, you know brox Oh yeah, oh,
they have come out with this official candy cane opener
and it's a it's real simple to use. Apparently it's
just a small opener that fits in your hand, and
all you have to do is stick the long part
of the candy cane inside the opener and it will

(58:50):
cut the wrapper open for you. You can find it
the Caneopener dot com. Okay, the cane Opener dot com
five bucks and comes with a box of candy canes.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
What a deal.

Speaker 13 (59:07):
That's a great deal.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Pencil and it doubles as a Christmas ornament when you're
not using it. So if you hang, do you hang
uh candy canes on the tree?

Speaker 12 (59:17):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
You don't eat my wife? My wife does that. I
think it's kind of trash.

Speaker 10 (59:23):
If you need filler. Yeah, but if you were to
live another ten thousand years, would you have one candy cane?
Does anybody about candy?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
My kids?

Speaker 7 (59:34):
My kids eat them, especially peppermint ones that are.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Like fruit flavor, like the little mini ones are cool.
And then all for hanging. Yeah, I don't think on
the tree, but like on I don't know if you
have a fireplace or something like that. The decor right
there is cool. What do you mean candy canes like decoration?

Speaker 13 (59:51):
Yeah? Or I'll put them in a little kind of
jar thing and have them hooked around the edge.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
It's normal at the.

Speaker 10 (59:56):
End of Christmas. Throw them out. Yes, it's like sucking
on toothpaste.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
The kids, the kids eat them.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
You're right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
The fruit flavored one, just the original like red and
white ones. The kids, the kids eat those.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
The fruit flavor is so good.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Yeah, those are the only good ones.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Those are not dog like.

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
The opener is great though, because because kids do get
very disappointed if you.

Speaker 13 (01:00:18):
Go to open the candy cane and it breaks.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
They're like, oh, all right, but this is not an ornament.
This is an ugly pencil sharpener.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Okay, So saying with the candy thing, Gina was mentioning about, like,
you know, when you went trig or treating, some parents
would take the kids to the emergency room to the hospital,
not because somebody got hurt or poisoned, I don't know,
you would bring your candy so they could X ray it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
All.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Getting Peggy's minivan, my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Had told, you know me, like, don't eat the candy
before you get home and I have a chance to
look at it. Because that was in the height of
this is like the eighties panic where everybody's taking their
people are putting staples now also at that point that
was still in the era where people were giving like
homemade or home baked things, so popcorn balls, little little

(01:01:09):
like sandwich baggies of like cookies and things like candy
apple that stuff. We were never allowed to eat and
quite honestly never even thought to eat those things because
you wanted the actual candy, yeah, the trash, but no
one was putting stuff in like a Hershey bar or
peanut butter cup kind of thing exactly. So this just
goes into the whole idea of there's some really paranoid

(01:01:31):
parents out there, and you just look at the difference.
You know, I'm forty nine years old, so my era,
the gen X era, compared to the like the younger
millennials and gen Z like that side. Older millennials, you
guys are more more gen X in this way where
the parents weren't nearly as consumed with knowing every minute

(01:01:57):
of their child's day and what they're doing and where
they're at in that exact moment as it is now,
there's way more I don't know what they called it.
It used to be like helicopter parents.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Yea, and snowplow parents.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
But there are some paranoid parents out there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, I think like the generation that we grew up
in definitely paranoid millennial. Like I feel like parents want
to be best friends.

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
With their kids.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Do you think our parents were paranoid? Yeah, I think
it's the opposite.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Goes back and forth, Like remember there were commercials saying
it's ten o'clock, do you know your children?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
They didn't know where I'm like, well, I'm slightly younger
than you, just like by a hair and I'm in
that weird like analog technology era that they say that,
which is a different generation. And then I'm telling you, like,
my uh parents super paranoid?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Well, I think it's I think it's your parents. I
think in general it wasn't like that. Even in that area,
it wasn't like that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
But all the boogeyman stuff like the candy or the
white van, like they had random stuff they would focus on,
and otherwise they didn't know where we were there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I grew up and they had like you know, the
Zodiac Killer and like all like soccer.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
So here here's the question. I'm throwing this out and
you guys can text in call in eight seven seven
forty four. Woody text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Did you have a paranoid like did you have a
paranoid parent? Do you know a paranoid parent? Like, oh,
my sister is so whatever that is? Or are you

(01:03:30):
a paranoid parent? Admit it so one of one of
the three if you if you have an example to share,
did you have a paranoid parent? And what made them
so paranoid? Do you know a paranoid parent? Or are
you a paranoid parent? And probably more so?

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
And I don't know this, I don't love kids, but
with the first child more than child, that's the way
usually does because so like when my brother was a baby,
if he so much has just brushed his pacifier on
anything other and just holding it up, like if it
fell on the floor, my mom would boil it, death,
boil it with me. I could drop it in a
pile of dog crap, true, and just pick it up,

(01:04:10):
wipe it on your pants, and throw it in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Yeah, that's that's that's true. It's the first child, yeah,
eight seven seven forty four Woody paranoid parents? Are you
a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Or do you know one?

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
And uh, what are they doing that that makes you
say that they're paranoid.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Yeah, I want to hear this hit us up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
We'll get to those coming up next year in the
Woody Show. Hang on the wood Shows. Right after these
messages and they're on there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Breaking news.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
Greg Gory had to take a major out at work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Not since the fall of Rome has there been this
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Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
And now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Paranoid parents. Now, somebody was asking Gina, did the mom
have some kind of hook up at the hospital. Now,
the hospitals there were, you know how like a dentist's
office will do that, like right after Halloween they'll say, oh,
you can trade your candy and beer for a big brush.

(01:05:18):
I did hear about local hospitals from time to time
saying that it was but I never thought anybody actually
did it. But yeah, oh no, that was Yeah, that
was Gina's friend's mom that would get all the girls
together and bring them down there. All right, So are
you a paranoid parent? Did you have a paranoid parent
or do you just know of a paranoid parent? And
what makes them so paranoid? Eight seven seven forty four

(01:05:41):
Woody is the phone number. Text us over to two
two nine eighty seven. Katie is first to Hey, what's
up Katie and.

Speaker 12 (01:05:47):
Katie, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
So who's the paranoid parent you or you got one?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Now?

Speaker 12 (01:05:55):
I probably was a paranoid parent when my kids were younger,
but once I turned eighteen, as I go have it.
My son is in his twenties and dates a gal
that's twenty two and her mother still requires her to
get home during the week by nine pm and on
the weekend by ten pm.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
She's twenty two.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I mean, if she lives in my house, she goes
by my rule. Yeah, maybe pretty much.

Speaker 12 (01:06:18):
That's probably how it is. And the thing that makes
me giggle is that her brothers have girlfriends that live
in the house. They've kind of told mom no, no,
you know, and they've tried to tell her, tell mom,
knock it off, you know. But she's just very respectful,
I'm going to say, of her mom. But it just
it's so stressful for them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
On a date, Wait, how long has.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
We go to a restaurant?

Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
How long has your son been with this chick?

Speaker 12 (01:06:43):
A year?

Speaker 10 (01:06:44):
Cutting?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Run? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Wait, what time does she have to be home again
nine nine nine.

Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
During the week ten on the weekend. I mean if
she came go to a concert one time and she
got home at one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Oh, is she in school or by chance or anything
like that?

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Is just twenty two man, she works.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Just ask him. Maybe she's getting a master's or something.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Rent too, it's always oh, that's not cool. It's always
different with the girls too, Like you said, like the
guys like come and go, the girls on lockdown.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Yeah, but also you you gotta be kids. You gotta
be careful.

Speaker 12 (01:07:15):
And she's the first girl, and I just think mommy's
afraid to let that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
That's a little bit that stuff rubs up. That's why
they say, like you want to see what your future
looks like when you're dating somebody, look at the mother, right,
So like that kind of crazy might be genetic.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I got.

Speaker 12 (01:07:32):
He loves her dually and the family's all great, all
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
It's just just the mother.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Just yeah, all right, Katie, thank you for the call.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Appreciate listening The Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Forty four. What he sent us a text over to
two two nine eighty seven one. On the text, is
my sister in law such a paranoid parent. She went
to her daughter's prom, waited for her in the parking lot,
also went with her on the senior trip, and she
still cuts her food for her. She's nineteen years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Is so psychological problem, that's like a mental illness, right.

Speaker 13 (01:08:04):
Yes, that's horrifying.

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
Cuts her food.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Is the other girl, not of hands.

Speaker 10 (01:08:11):
That is horror movie kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
If she texts, my mom wouldn't let me ride those
little horses outside the grocery store that were electric. She
was afraid they would blow up.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
That's a reasonable fear of shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
I mean, my wife's pushing fifty and her dad like
she'll go with the kids to go visit her parents
and she'll be going to meet like her cousins for
dinner or something like that, and her dad will insist
that she calls when she gets to her location.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Yeah, I gets.

Speaker 10 (01:08:47):
I don't think that's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
It's weird.

Speaker 10 (01:08:49):
I don't think that's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
I think it's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
But it's nice to say. But like he truly means it,
because if if enough time goes by, he'll call her
and go eight, did you make it serious?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Seriously?

Speaker 10 (01:09:04):
I support it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
I'm in my forties deep, and I've gone home to
see my mom a billion times and I've never been allowed.
It's been heavily discouraged that I rent a car if
I need to go somewhere, she has to take me.

Speaker 13 (01:09:18):
WHOA, Yeah, but just because she wants to be with you,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
I guess because I have families like that. They just
want to, you know, be hanging out with them. Okay,
she's not like I'll just run a car.

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
No, this one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
My daughter is a ninth grader and has a friend
whose mom thinks that she takes her mask off, she
will instantly get COVID. Really still, so this girl has
to wear a mask every day of her life, no
matter where she is. Ever since COVID started, she's never
allowed to go anywhere with her friends. My daughter had
a birthday a few years back, and the mom said
that she couldn't go to the party because she wouldn't

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be able.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
To take her mask off. There stop it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
She's ruining her daughter's childhood and doesn't even know it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Yeah, that's it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
That's the candy want to be right right?

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
Yeah that sounds normal.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Yeah, I'm a paranoid parent because I know what the
hell I did when I was younger, so I know
the possibilities.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
True, I mean, we all do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
We all did stuff. It's why I have to have
a conversation with my wife every once in a while
to remind her of that stuff. And then then my
wife says, well, I was a good kid. I'm like, Okay,
I'm sure everything you did your parents were aware of.
You never did anything that your parents. I can think
of a couple things that I know about that her
parents have no idea. Yeah, so you know, not that
she was like a bad kid, but nobody was an angel.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
I was damn near perfect. But I was smoking a
ton of weed at like fifteen. I don't think my
mom would have liked that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Hey, what's up what you show?

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
A friend wouldn't let her son, her son's one high
school age and another one just a little bit younger,
cook or shower when they were home alone. Okay, well,
I'm for fear of an accident shower.

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
Depending on the age. That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Yeah, that's that's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Like you can get a job working food somewhere at
the fryar.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Yeah, but you know you probably have some of the
family members you're like, you know what, you shouldn't be cooking.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
By yourself at home in a shower. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Let's see, had a friend growing up whose mom was
super worried about someone kidnapping her. And she was a vet,
so she implanted a tracker in the back of her neck. Really,
I used to ask her to see it all the time.
She probably Here's the thing though, she probably told her
daughter that she did that because you know you can,
like you know you can, yeah, chip chip your cat, Yeah,

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you chip a pet.

Speaker 9 (01:11:41):
She probably told her that to make her think I
know where you are.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
That's what it was.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
But that's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Just tell them another text here it says, I am
twenty eight years old and my mom still has my
email password and we'll read through my emails.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Yeah, but then you got to deal with that. It
depends on I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
But like you know, some people go crazy and like
do you want the don't you really care?

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Well, at that point, you just have a backup email,
and that's where all the good emails.

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
I have.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
I know a paranoid parent that won't let their kid
eat strawberries because of the levels of pesticide residue.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Oh I know I have one of those parents. I
know one of those parents, and they only when they're baking.
They won't use food coloring, to only use like beat
juice and die.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
YEAHO got in the big argument with his wife years
ago because he gave I think it was his son.
He gave him like a single freedo and she lost
her mind and he's like, you know what, and he
like he like left the house and took a walk
around the neighborhood and barefoot, got so heated.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I'm not one freedom one one free right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
Another text came in said that when I was growing up,
my mom used to make me take a pregnancy test
once every two weeks.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
That's not okay unless you're a megaslore.

Speaker 13 (01:13:07):
Yeah, that's weird and invasive.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I like, in other words, I know, why make sure
she's not pregnant, but like, like, why did you decide
to do that in the first place, Well, to.

Speaker 13 (01:13:21):
Not trust your kid that much, I don't know. It's weird.
Kids are not taking to imply it is like Gina said,
implying that she's a whore.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
Basically, she maybe she had scare and that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
With mom.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Well, I mean, who's going to be taking care of
that kid is the question? Sure, but they end up
having one.

Speaker 13 (01:13:39):
Control and other things.

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
Is this paranoia or is this yeah? Control?

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
It is very control.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
A lot of stuff about like people putting your favorites
the air tags and yeah, but do they know how
to use them?

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Said this this one mom will just refresh, Like they'll
be sitting there at coffee and just refresh, refresh, refresh,
like constantly looking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
They just don't have a kid. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Well, so you know, we went through a thing where
you know, we had to get the mommy daddy phone,
you know, for my son and like, but that was
a reaction to something and that is not a foreverything
plan that we have, Like I would rather things not
be that way. So I do understand that there are
some circumstances, like that pregnancy test thing, like did she

(01:14:25):
get knocked up? Probably something happened, so now the mom's
worried about that happening.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Again, that's the only thing I could justify it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Yeah, if it was just like out of nowhere because
she was doing certain things when she was a kid
and now she's putting this on her that's different. My
seven year old wants to play outside in the backyard,
but his friend. The mom refuses because somebody might walk
by and see you and you would get kidnapped. So
the mom has to be outside otherwise the kid can't

(01:14:54):
be outside. This goes back to it's ten pm. Do
you know where your kids are?

Speaker 7 (01:14:58):
Nobody wants your mangy kid.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
My My mom was single mom, and she was working
full time, going to school full time. So what are
they called latchkey kid? Okay, So I remember I had
a key to our apartment on a string that was
around my neck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeh.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
I was eight years old, and I would let myself
into the apartment after school, get off the bus, let
myself into the apartment, and then drop my stuff off
and go outside.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
With my friends. I'm eight, yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
And my mom wouldn't get home from work until like
regular getting in and getting home from work time, and
that was it. I would, you know, come in and
get dark, I lock the door. I need to do that,
and everything was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Where there was like a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
There there was a mom who let their kid, we
talked about it, let their kid go to the park. Yeah,
and someone called the cops and she got in trouble, she.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Got arrested. Yeah, so stupid. My parents would be in
prison right now.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
My mother in law wipes down every grocery eye with
disinfecting wipes and then makes the family washhands before touching anything.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
I remember when you were talking about the last key
kid thing, and that was like me in fifth grade
and we'll be jumping off the roof and stuff. Oh, totally,
so many things. It was the best.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Another text over to two two ninety seven. My mom,
my mom had my now husband signay quote contract with
rules to follow while we date it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
I'm sure how old were you when we started dating?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:16:28):
Worth it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Oh yeah the unapproved friends list. I've heard about this
where the kid has to have an approved friend list.
We knew somebody that did this, and so let's just
say menace right, Yeah, I'm your dad. You would have
to give me your approved friends list, and so whoever
you were hanging out with had to be on that list.

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If there was a person who's going to be there
who wasn't on that list, I would have to know.
Because this parent was then going in looking at their
social media needed to make a phone call and talk
to the parents to know who the parents were and go, oh, so, uh,
how long have you guys lived around here? And would
ask questions what do you do for a living? Yeah,
interviewing the parents of the friend and so, guess who

(01:17:13):
never got invited to stuff? Yeah, exactly this person's kid
because it was the mom. The mom was nuts and
was like interviewing interviewing potential friends parents. Imagine you were
new to the neighborhood. Yeah, imagine your steps on makes
a friend and now the mom's calling you to interrogate you,
to make sure that it's fine, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Yeah, you and Andy are fine before the kid, Yeah,
oh my god, not taking the kid out of town.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
Yeah, we don't want your dumb kid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Thank
you everybody. Yeah, some crazy people out there. Yeah, sometimes
it makes you feel normal. Or or if you if
you thought you had like a really strict pair out
like dude, Yeah, not as bad as I thought.

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Getting your food cut up heroin.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
So call Sports with the Gems.

Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
Jeff cum Hey, good.

Speaker 16 (01:18:09):
Morning, Jeff g good morning, what you Good morning, squad.
Let's go ahead, and start with the Kings. They beat
the Canadians last night five to one. Got the Kings
in Maple Leafs tomorrow. Ducks lost to the Apps last night.
They got the Red Wings tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Got some Dodger news.

Speaker 16 (01:18:24):
According to a report, Dodgers will be aggressive this offseason.
They freed up eighty seven million dollars with Kershaw retiring
conforto ct three and Yates coming off the books as well.
No surprise, The article said, the Dodgers will focus on
the top end closer as they look to three pts
World champs NBA Lakers in Oklahoma City tonight, six thirty start.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
OKC comes in at eleven and one. Lakers are eight
and three.

Speaker 16 (01:18:48):
You know, Luca always does really well against the thunder
Lakers are seven and a half point underdogs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
You might want to jump on that and take the Lakers.

Speaker 16 (01:18:56):
Speaking of Luca, the GM that traded Luca to the
Lakers got fired yesterday. The fire Nico chance got a
little too loud in Dallas and they finally pulled the trigger.
Got basketball here in Southern California tonight as well. Joker
and the Nuggets at the into It Dome taking all
the Clippers Clippers are trying to avoid their sixth loss
in the row, and since we're talking NBA, they're changing
up the All Star format. Thank goodness, it was hella boring.

(01:19:19):
So now it's basically gonna be USA versus the World.
Two teams of US All Stars and one team of
World All Star players playing in a round robin format.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Eight players on each team.

Speaker 16 (01:19:32):
So theoretically it'll be like Lebron, Steph and Katie and
Jalen Brunson versus Giannis, Joker, Luca, Sga and Wemby. I'm
not gonna lie Woody show. I'm taking the world in
this tournament. All Star Weekend is coming up in February
at the Into It Dome. I'm Jeff g and Sokal sports.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
All right, Jeff, no Woody show text Dan two.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
All have been doing Paranoid Parents. Our little conversation I
read for the break and thank you again for all
the the feedback. People still text in a couple of things.
This one says, I have a friend who's such a
helicopter mom and does everything for her kids that she's
made them useless. They're now young adults don't know how
to do anything for themselves. And she gets mad at
them for having to do everything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Yeah, that's the way they like it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
They can't function society, can't get a job, just completely
useless kids.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
I love when they keep their kids. They keep them dependent, like, oh,
I have to do everything right, why do you get
as bach?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, bitch, Hey, what do the show?

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
My mom thought I was baby napped at the hospital
when I was born because I was missing for a
few hours. But it was a nurse that was showing
me off to the other patients and staff.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Can you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
They were so traumatized, so she always has to know
where I am constantly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Wait, sodam, that was the nurse. Yeah, it was probably
from the eighties or something.

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Back in the day, you could do that kind of stuff.
Now that they keep them like under locking key right
as they should, I would think. Hope.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
My boyfriend only eats chicken that's cut up. His mom
used to cut his chicken up, and now he doesn't
eat anything with a bone in it. It's got to
be cut up. He's damn near forty. Wow, see you
ruin your kids? Yeah, this paranoid, it's gonna make them paranoid.
People they're gonna do that to their kids.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
It's a cycle.

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
And that's why I make the kid cut up his
own food because I go, I don't want you on
a date in six years and they're like, I really
like you, but you don't know how to use a knife.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Right, Like that's so weird.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
You see somebody who like doesn't understand how a knife works,
and you would think it'd be self explanatory, but they'll
take a butter knife. They're just a regular old, you know,
butter knife, and they're like barely using any kind of
like pressure or force. Sight, Like what do you think
this is like a haibaji chef knife? Like yeah, what

(01:21:54):
are you doing? They look like oh yeah, Or they
don't know how to hold it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
They don't have like.

Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
That's what I judge rown adult who grasps it in
the fist and they hold it, just grip it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
In Florida, this is the opposite of helicopter parents. A
pair of parents they were out enjoying the beach with
their kids. They were on a family vacation. They had
finally gotten there. Six month old to fall asleep, so
the parents like, ah, perfect time to go out on
a walk and that walk went for over an hour,
and the baby was just there on the beach, sitting

(01:22:34):
out on the beach, this little baby. So other people
at the beach they noticed this kid just chilling, so
they called the cops because the parents there's no adults around.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
It's just this.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Baby left abandoned on a.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Blanket like a towel or whatever they had sitting out
on the beach, just sitting there.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I think they were hoping some of the would take
that baby.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
So when the parents came back, the police were waiting
for them. They had a lot of questions. The parents
explained that they just lost track of time, didn't realize
how long they've been gone. But I mean, either way,
you just can't leave the baby.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Totally forgot we had a baby lost.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
They were they were arrested, charged with child neglect and yeah,
so they're they're having to go through all that now.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Yeah, it's fair a walk.

Speaker 10 (01:23:14):
Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
When you think you're a terrible parent, or you think
you're like, oh man, am I messing this am I
messing this kid up? You hear these other stories, you know,
from either paranoid parents or about stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Like that, Right that depends did you leave them on
the beach?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I think I think we're doing all right. Yeah eight
seven seven forty four. Woulding text us over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitiz Yeah, woody show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
I guess what.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
I guess what came through on the email yesterday.

Speaker 10 (01:23:45):
You guys.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Are tickets to Dubai.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah really really so, I mean it's it's official official.
I couldn't believe it, almost crying, Yeah, like what this
is real? And you know it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
I didn't even recognize it because it came from the
email and I'm constantly going through in the morning and
I had I had deleted it. Oh the way it
popped up, it looked like an advertisement. So I didn't
open it and read it. I just saw and I
delete delete and then it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
His like we did.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
So I went back and I looked, and I go,
I didn't see it. So I reached out to the
to the chick who was booking the flights, and I said, hey,
I didn't I didn't get my chees. Oh you might
want to check the junk folder. And I go, oh,
not in there, wait, and then then then it dawned
on me. I'm like, maybe this is my error, and
I went back through and deleted there. It was our confirmation.

(01:24:41):
So Menace and myself and the in the winner that
was selected, we'll be doing our flight to Dubai first
class on Emirates and it's it's gonna happen that that
first weekend in December.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Yeah, and then the Yeah, the listener is super excited.

Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
In a lot of communication, so I can't wait. Yeah,
do you pre choose your menu or your meals?

Speaker 10 (01:25:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
That's what's We'll have to let you know. We'll keep
you updated on the on the entire thing. And of
course we're going to post a bunch video.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Is there full Wi fi the whole flight? Do we
know this? I have taken some international flights recently and
there was Wi Fi the whole time? So what assume honey? Yeah,
because now there's so much satellite, Thank you Elon.

Speaker 10 (01:25:24):
You do have to reserve your shower time, right, yes?

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Yeah, but I don't know when you do. I don't
know if you do that when you're on board or
you do that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
Before you get on board.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
I want to take a shower.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I might take a couple, because, like you know, I'll
take one shower on the plane, but that I'm gonna
be having so much time in the Emirates Lounge. I'm
pretty sure the Emirates Lounge offers up shower.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Maybe.

Speaker 11 (01:25:44):
Do you know how many other people are like in
that first class area who will also be showering and.

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
Stuff now together?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I don't know, but I don't know. But I did
get my confirmation, and immediately I went to Greg, and
I know, Greg, sure you don't want to jump on
because it's only thirty two hours of.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
You might need a shower because you might take a
big old nap and you're a full laid down bed
and you have bed head.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
You might get caviar all over you.

Speaker 10 (01:26:13):
Right, you never know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
No, I don't want to see first class suites. Okay?
Is that it in the A three? Is it the
A three eighty?

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Right? Uh, let's see fourteen fourteen first class seats located
on the upper deck.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
I've always wanted to be a.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Yeah, I've always wanted to be on a plane that
had an upper deck.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
You know what, I bet it's so fancy. You can
even poop in the shower and you can handle it.
Can you imagine they have to turn the plane around
because somebody the.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
Shower should be built such.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Too easily handle some petals. Yeah, I'm sure that's what
they have to side it for.

Speaker 9 (01:26:50):
People have different cultures.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Yeah, Sonnis, you gotta be psyched right, Yeah, man, I'm
uh the dream come true from it.

Speaker 10 (01:26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
We talked about again the early days of being here, uh,
of starting this show together, and when I wanted to
go to a concert. I mean they still kind of
do that too, where I was like, hey, can I
get tickets to our own concert? Like, oh no, we can't.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
You know, the one I'm sorry, the one that we're
putting on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Yeah, no, the one that's like labeled our company. No,
we can't put that in. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Yeah, Greg just got denied on something.

Speaker 15 (01:27:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
I wasn't denied, it was delayed. I just haven't heard back.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Yeah, for a show they can't sell tickets to to
save their life.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah, but they're still advertising like crazy, Greg. If they
don't follow up, they're definitely not going to follow up.

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
Oh I did.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
I followed up. And also the advice I gave to Greg.
And this goes for for anybody listening, Like wherever you are,
whatever you're trying to do, never go and ask a
question of a person who can't give you the yes.
Like if they have to go to somebody and ask,
you go to the person they have to ask.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
For this specific thing. It's for a different station. So
I wasn't sure who to ask, and it's I never
asked for anything, so I was unaware. Yeah, I gave
it the name of the person and I followed up,
all right, cool, have you.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
Guys run over like the secret things that are really
illegal in Dubai, Yeah, PDAs you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Can't make out, Yeah, it won't matter to me. I'm
not even the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
The airport is it's you know, yeah, but I mean,
I'm going to walk off the plane. I'm going to
go directly to the Emirates Lounge.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Don't dance in public, I will I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:28:22):
Dance anywhere, so the great there, Yeah, I'll be great.
I'll hang out in the Emirates Lounge and just wait
for boarding to get back on the plane. It leaves
like on a Friday afternoon, it gets back Sunday afternoon,
and in that time we would have gone to Dubai
and back, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
That's that's a hilarious.

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
They are a little more strict on photos in public
places man, so yeah, that could be affect you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
No rules, That's what everybody should do anyways, if you're
going to a foreign country, no matter where you're going,
like read up on you know what you can and
can't do.

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:28:57):
Remember that time we had that food fighters event and
they wouldn't let us. I guess. So then medics started
by emailing, yeah, well then I'm not going to go.
I'm He's like, I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm
not going to go then, and then they finally said, okay,
you can bring a guest.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
Oh yeah, how they found those tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
It's weird, right yeah, oh the Alton days. Yeah, you
just just say no, I'm not interested in you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
I know you're planning on sleeping and your lay down beds,
but don't forget that even with all the fancy food
and like the amuz bouche and the caviar, they have
settled in for a movie night, like sliders and popcorns.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
And chips the speech, but I'll take the sliders in
the popcast so good. Yeah, I'll bring the cevich in
the caviar home for Gregeah. Speaking of Greg, got some
after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, here's one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
This is for you, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
I calling in about Oh, Greg, you're so childless you
have time to make complaints about stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
And then what do you say, Oh, it's try a
knock on you being childless.

Speaker 15 (01:30:02):
Well you know what, wood if you knock on you
being with child and still.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Too lazy to stand up for what's right in this world?

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Come on, Greg, is so right?

Speaker 12 (01:30:10):
Child or not child?

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
I've got two kids in a busy life, and I
still have time to stand.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Up for what's right.

Speaker 12 (01:30:16):
This is a death what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
They were robbing money from Greg and all the other patrons,
and Greg did something about it.

Speaker 12 (01:30:23):
Death. What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Child or no child?

Speaker 12 (01:30:25):
Everyone should have the time to stand up for it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
And also, Greg is stopping us from becoming idiocracy because.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
We don't do that no more or whatever?

Speaker 12 (01:30:36):
More?

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Would you use standing up against that kind of stuff?
Is hopefully gonna try to make the world smarter by
not letting the stupids get away with stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:30:45):
So you go, Greg, We love, do better better Woody
and everyone else and find out for Greg. Did you
know there's a place and Martha Vinyard it's called gay head.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Martha has been called gay check.

Speaker 10 (01:31:03):
She loved woman.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
She's calling in reference to when you know Greg went
after the grocery store and called the Department of Weights
and Measures because they kept over charging for the dog.

Speaker 10 (01:31:15):
F and they did an under undercover investigation. A ton
of discrepancies. Yeah, And somebody pointed out rightly, so by
my doing that, I'm looking out for parents as well.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
Right well, looking everybody for everything. I think it's good
that you did it. I would have just never. I
would have never taken the time.

Speaker 10 (01:31:34):
Well, I wouldn't have noticed it happened to be a thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Times, not necessarily.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
I would have maybe at the grocery store, but to
take it to like an outside department, to the Department
of Weights and measures. He's not wrong in her in
her criticism of me. She's she's not wrong about that either.
Like I mean, I guess, I guess you should. It's
just I wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (01:31:55):
That's another version of you know, evil triumphs when good
men do nothing, and competence triumphs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
When good.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
Greg's do nothing, but he did something. Now to the
second part of a call about because the lady said
to you said, oh so, but you have this price
match thing, and she said to you, we don't do
that no more, which is she's right that you calling
that out on the air helps people out there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
Yeah, to name and shame.

Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
But the next the next name, the next move is
to do it to her face where you would it
is what I would do, say, oh you mean we
don't do that anymore, We don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
I admire people that have the nerve that could do
stuff like that. I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
Yeah, you's got to do it once. It's like it's
like anything. Once you break through the seal, do it
all the time. It's very satisfied.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
I couldn't another after hours voicemail. This one is is
for Greg as well.

Speaker 12 (01:32:45):
Hey, would he show to like half of you who
don't like eating alone? Guess what I'm about to do?
Eat alone?

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
What anyway?

Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
I think it's one of the most romantic things. Oh
my gosh, there's a bug in my drink. I'm saying
this is one of the most romantic things. There's a
bug floating in my drink regardless. Oh that's for you, Greg. Anyways,
it's great and I really don't think you guys shouldnock
it so much.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
Okay, well maybe in like an hour or two will
be calling back on the drunk style voicemail.

Speaker 12 (01:33:16):
But hey, suck it, all of you. I love all
of you for real.

Speaker 9 (01:33:21):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
She goes and eat alone and gets a bug in
or drink.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
There was there was a story jet this guy in
New Mexico.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
He was arrested. He murdered two people, and they put
the cups on him, and uh, they were questioning. He
told the cops that he did what he had to
do and that he had been getting signs that he
had to end one of the victims before they ended him.
Now here's where I thought about Greg. He also claims
that he received an encrypted message in a cockroach and
then it told him that he needed to kill So

(01:33:57):
he got a message, an encrypted message from a cockroach.
Happens that somebody would be alive today because Greg would
have ran from that cockrod not listen to its instructions.

Speaker 7 (01:34:07):
I don't care what you have to say, cockroach.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
It wasn't that like that summer or sad thing. Wasn't
a dog talking to you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
What was the dog was like saying kill? I think
to that dude, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
Yeah, see that's not that's that's not fixable. Those are
the people you put down immediately, right.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I think.

Speaker 9 (01:34:26):
I think women can eat alone romantically much more than
men can, because they'll get, you know, nice strangers to
walk up to them and keep them.

Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
I don't want that I alone. Yeah, romantic if they
what if it's super hot guy, I don't care. I
don't like to sit at the bar. I just want
a table alone, like doing my own thing. I don't
want to like make conversations, right, yeah, exactly. I don't understand, like,
well you could sit at the bar alone, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
I don't believe it. If it was a super hot
guy that you would not want a conversation with him.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
You can use company. That's that's the difference. Like men
and women. If you want to go to the bar
by yourself, somebody would talk to you. If I want
to go s the bar by myself, ain't nobody talking
to me?

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Nobody talked to me. Yeah, is anybody using this seat?
I mean no, I'm here alone.

Speaker 10 (01:35:08):
I'm here alone.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
I'm actually waiting for my coworker because I'm in town
on business business.

Speaker 10 (01:35:13):
So tell me what's popular in this town.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
The show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
Ratings come out every week, and if they're not good
or good, that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Show.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
And we got a dumb ass contest. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls. Let's play the craiglist, right, yeah, yes,
let us all right, So Craigslist price is right? These
are things that will be being sold on Craigslist. I
will tell everybody about the item. I will ask somebody
in the studio to give me a bid on how

(01:35:48):
much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. You,
as the contestant on the phone, just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the
bid that was given here by somebody in the studio.
And if you can do that correct, you're gonna the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Eight Woodie is the phone number.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
And I think we're ready to go. Morgan's got everybody
lined up here, and let's start with Rob. Hey, good morning, Rob,
ro Rob. All right, so we're playing the Craigslist price
is right and the first I then will go to Sammy. Okay, okay,

(01:36:26):
this has been a big story it's the new Starbucks
bear resta Bear cup, new Starbucks glass bear resta Bear
Cup clug slash tumbler.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Yeah, I didn't know that either.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
The sale of this cup will help our family with
the upcoming holidays. Thank you for your kindness.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Okays, went the Starbucks looks. What does I think?

Speaker 9 (01:36:54):
So it's it's designed like a Teddy Bear. Yeah, it's
like it's sanely impractical.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Whatever. Our co workers got one. It's so funny. She uh,
she was making fun of it because she tried to
put it in the holder in her car and it
doesn't fit.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:37:11):
The first world problem is your bear resta cup doesn't
fit down. You got this thing at a circus forty
years ago. How is it like big, big hit all
the SuDS?

Speaker 11 (01:37:19):
Okay, if this is going to help them pay for Christmas,
I'm guessing that they think it's going to be very high.

Speaker 13 (01:37:25):
We went over some we saw on eBay for like
tens of thousands of dollars. I'm gonna say this one
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
One thousand bucks, rob Ali, Robbie, do you think the
actual Craigslist price.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Is higher or lower?

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Still higher?

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Higher actual Craigslist price. It's a bargain, guys at three
hundred dollars. Oh wow, yeah, it's self for sale.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Can we buy it?

Speaker 10 (01:37:50):
Rob?

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
Sorry about that, but appreciate you listening to the Woody
Show and say hi to Cynthia. Hey, what's up Cynthia?

Speaker 9 (01:37:58):
Hey? Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
Hey, all right, so the Craigslist price is right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Next is for Gray Gray. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
We're trying to raise one of those in the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
I'm selling off my colony of hissers. Yes, they really
do hiss. There are thirty adults with lots of nymphs,
babies in all stages of growth. The colony comes with
ten males, twenty females and lots of nymphs in all
of the stages. A five gallon glass tank with secure
sliding screen top heat matt with digital thermostad, easy to

(01:38:37):
care for. It makes a truly unique pet that is handled.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
By young and old of the studio.

Speaker 10 (01:38:44):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Greg, My god, how do you know what.

Speaker 10 (01:38:53):
I would crank that heat up to a thousand and
watch them die? Hearing up, I'm about to cry.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Yeah, I don't cool surviving particular explosion.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Greg, how much for the Madagascar hissing cockroach colony.

Speaker 10 (01:39:14):
Because it comes as I can't even speak with the
glass tank and everything. How about one hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
One hundred dollars, Cynthia, did you think the actual crisis
price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:39:28):
I'm going to go higher.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Actual Craigslist price sixty dollars. Damnit checking it up this weekend.

Speaker 10 (01:39:38):
Oh too.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
All right, Cynthia, thank you for listening to the show.
I appreciate that. Let's go to carlos Hey. Good morning, carlos.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 12 (01:39:47):
Do you show?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Hey, carlos Uh, good morning, Gina, you're up.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
It's a pill crusher for elderly. It's try it said
because you can't swallow pills for those who cannot swallow
whole pills. Electronic used for my mom for only six
months in new condition. Crush multiple pills at once with
the first crush. Automated pill Crusher the leading electronic pill
crusher for caregivers in hospitals and nursing homes. Simple to use,

(01:40:17):
Just put your pills in the cups, place the cup
in the machine, and push one button to start the
crush cycle.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Is it like a blender and I'll show you here
in a second.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Says you can use the cups to mix in apple,
sauce or other food stuff as desired, simple to use
one button activation and improve medication dosing. Blah blah blah
blah blah. Put in and the and the cups are
included with the machine, which I would assume.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
But yeah, there it is right there.

Speaker 7 (01:40:42):
Oh that's kind of cool. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
It's the size of an old school like can opener,
a electric can openers.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
You'd see.

Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
It's it's like with the seventies.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
There's there's something.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Cool about it that's bad ass. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.

Speaker 10 (01:40:56):
You need to get that.

Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
I want it, and I hope that I can purchase
it for.

Speaker 10 (01:41:02):
What do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
Thirty dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Carlos?

Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
Is it higher or lower than thirty dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I'm gonna say lower lower.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
Actual Craigslist price two one hundred dollars. You're sorry, Carlos,
but I appreciate Listen the window, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
You know what else works?

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
The back of a spoon, are following it or the
testy Let's go to uh Erica, Hey, good morning, Erica.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Good morning. Are you guys doing great?

Speaker 10 (01:41:37):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
Erica is next and the Menace is next. All right, okay,
this is the Emirates Business Class. How would you say this?

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
This name?

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Uh right, it's a designer thing. Is it Bulgary? I
always heard Bulgary.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
It's spelled called b V l g A R. I
have Bulgari anyway, I'm saying Bulgari selling my Emirates Business
Class flight Bagari kid. It has an adjustable loungeware pajamas inside,
a pair of slippers and iemask and both Bulgarian toiletries.
It's unopened toiletry kit is for men. Must go this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
I really want that.

Speaker 10 (01:42:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
This is a I thot one of these when I
flew to Japan, but it was to MEARI.

Speaker 9 (01:42:38):
By the way, the V is pronounced like you because
it's stylized in the Roman style.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Bulgari. All right, how much Menace? I'm gonna say eighty
dollars eighty bucks?

Speaker 10 (01:42:51):
Erica?

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
lower than eighty dollars?

Speaker 12 (01:42:56):
I think it's higher higher.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
Actual Craigslist price is one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
Fine, ideas?

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
All right, Erica? Thank you for the call. Hang on
one second, we'll get all of your information. Next up
will be Austin. Hey, Austin, how are you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:43:16):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Oscar?

Speaker 5 (01:43:17):
Oh, Oscar, they have it in here as Austin. I'm sorry,
let's change that to Oscar Sammy, Yes, all right? Uh
Sea Bassy. It's a nineteen sixties shopping cart with Coca
Cola bottle holder. Vintage nineteen sixties tote cart. Grocery store
shopping cart with two Coca Cola bottle holders still attached.

(01:43:40):
Still an overall good condition, just a little rusty, nice
item from the past altogether. Email if interested. I mean
it looks a bit I can't tell. Yeah, a shopping card.

Speaker 9 (01:43:50):
Let's see why it does. Holders are Coca Cola specific.
It just seems to be metal. But yeah, regardless, that
would be a nice piece of clutter, so I will
go with that's you know, you're being the cart arc,
don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:02):
Don't you think that'd be kind of cool to have one.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
You can put it in the museum, Yeah, like potted players.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
And kind the way you use the tool chess as
an entertainment center, like like you could use this for something, yeah,
to hold hold, Yeah, like for like blankets, and.

Speaker 9 (01:44:17):
What are people holding shoppy carts besides homeless crap? You
can roll up, yeah, roll up some Yeah, I'm sure
Greg can style it for you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Since it's so old.

Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
I'll give it a two thirty one dollars two hundred
and thirty one dollars, Oscar, what do you think higher?
Lower than two hundred and thirty one dollars lower lower?
Actual craigsist price is one hundred and fifty dollars would win?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
You could make it into a bar cart?

Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
Yeah, okay, gets no flat surfaces on that thing, you know?

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
All right, Oscar.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Hang on second, buddy, we'll get all of your information
and know we'll here, We'll get one more. Let's go
to uhjeseus ze Hello jesus Hey, bort, you want to
bid on them on one?

Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Yeah, sure, I'm down.

Speaker 10 (01:45:09):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
This is This is for board trunks worn and signed
by Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
All right. It says these trunks had to be ordered.

Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
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(01:45:45):
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for autographs. Now can you see that through the glass.
It's a it's a.

Speaker 10 (01:45:56):
It's the yellow.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
It's the yellow of trunks. It's signed by Hulk.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
That's got de w W f Era Hulk Hogan looking.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Like because it's got a standschar on the one side.
On the other side he wrote h O f O five,
So Hall of Fame five.

Speaker 10 (01:46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
How much do you think these bad boys are going for? Alright,
taking into account that he's passed away, there's never gonna
be a sign autograph from him ever again.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 9 (01:46:22):
I'm gonna go about I'm gonna go about five.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Grand oh damn, five thousand dollars trunks?

Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
Man, right, all right, wait, extra material for the rosin bag.

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
All right, Hazeus. What do you think actual Craigslist price
higher or lower?

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
I'm gonna go with lower lower.

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
Actual Craigslist price one thousand, one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
Yea, brothers.

Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
All right, well, Hazus, congratulations, hang on another winner for
the Craigslist rides. Maybe you want these, you know, we
could send them to half Bakes. I'm sure, Oh yeah,
I'll sleep with them on my face. The Woody Show, well,
if you if you get a text in you do
that over to two to nine eighty seven, this one,

(01:47:16):
uh mister Grimace grimed, someone please keep the ad for
the Madiascar his hissing cockroaches away through Sea bass, because
knowing him, he is going to contact the cellar and
get that as a Christmas gift for Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:47:31):
I literally I said I would already.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Yeah, he was walking them up online, all right, Yeah?
And where and where would you keep that?

Speaker 10 (01:47:37):
If you got it? Well?

Speaker 9 (01:47:38):
As it said, easily fits in a five gallon Aquariumrtiaria,
we had easily baby chicken. We haven't had an animal
and studio and quite some time we had cockroaches, chickens, mice,
a dead mouse. Anyway, nieces, we could do something for
this year.

Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
The text over to two this show is so self
absorbed or it's no wonder the ratings are tanked. They
are news to me, all right, and then that's immediately
the very next text. Look was at the very next text,
I love you guys. I've been all Instance twenty nine Bagwell, babe, party,
we have one person left this one. Oh, Greg, you're

(01:48:16):
gonna like this. I went to Red Robin yesterday with
my family. My husband ordered their nine to ninety nine
burger deal okay burger with one side Annesota. While waiting
for the food, I ordered an appetizer through the stupid
little tablet they have at the tables.

Speaker 10 (01:48:29):
Stupid, it is stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
It was seven ninety nine when we got the bill
on my husband's meal, it was twelve ninety nine and
the appetizer was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Nine ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
No, hell no.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
We asked the waitress about it and she said, quote,
oh yeah, the appetizer price on the tablet is wrong.
We just haven't updated it. Would you like me to
go tell the manager. We had our kids with us.
We didn't want to wait for someone to fix the bill,
so we paid and we left. But I thought of you, Greg,
as this was happening.

Speaker 9 (01:48:58):
They had their kids with them. You can't have a
conversation with another adult.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
We don't want our kids to here's your kids run
your household? Yeah, they drive your car.

Speaker 10 (01:49:07):
They just wanted to leave. I guess I just wanted
to get the hell out of that of course you
say something. Jerk, you say something and say, well, I
guess I'm gonna leave. Yeah, we don't have that price
no more.

Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
Yeah, you know those tablet prices though, we don't do that.
Don't do that no more.

Speaker 10 (01:49:21):
Yeah, we just put whatever price we want.

Speaker 9 (01:49:23):
To tell that I waste the manager. I'll go ax
them because because at that point you've already killed them.
You're a seated restaurant with your kids. It's not like
you're rushing out the door to drive through. You have
all the time in the world already, and you're.

Speaker 10 (01:49:36):
Probably waiting for your quote bottomless fries. So you got
all the time in the world. Yeah, Greg already hates
Red Robin. I mean I like their food, but bottomless
fries please, biggest lie of our lifetime.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
Right, that is what happens for the second you order it.
Where is your way to go? I don't know, on
a trip to that's magic. You're we haven't visible he
didn't for the weekend seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two to.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
Nine eight seventy insensitivity draining for a politically correct World's
woody show.

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
All right, wrap it up again, out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:50:11):
Everybody sop for Wednesday. Go back, check out today's full
show podcast, available wherever you find podcasts, and.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
At least for the moment back on Spotify.

Speaker 10 (01:50:21):
Look at that?

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Yeah, I mean, what the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
Why not right back tomorrow with another chance for you
to cruise into the holidays when a Royal Caribbean cruise
to Mexico. Congratulations to our winner this morning, Jeremiah Rice
of Santa Clarita. Make sure you're listening seven am tomorrow
morning to know what the song is, in what hour
you'll hear that song for your chance to win your cruise.

(01:50:45):
And with the holidays coming up, question and the topic,
we'll get into family members why they beefing? Oh yeah,
and Greg needs some advice.

Speaker 10 (01:50:55):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
He's been telling me and reminding me that he wants
to bring this up at the holiday keeps getting closer
and closer, So we gotta get Yeah, we gotta get
this out of the way for Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
I need your help. That and the week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:51:07):
More Disneyland tickets every hour starting at seven am. And
Tomorrow's also, Ladies and Gentlemen, gonna be a throw Back Thursday,
so much of your favorite throwback requests they'll be in
the mix tomorrow. Throw Back Thursday here on The Woody
Show on All ninety eight seven. All right, Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Yeah, I would have really sucked to be one of
the people who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
I mean, what's the matter, you know what I'm saying.
You could have just like hogged out, yeah right, have
the whole thing. Yeah, I mean you either die fat
or die skinny. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
God, that would have sacked dying happy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woodies Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
S M D double M.

Speaker 3 (01:52:01):
I quit this bitch.