FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 25th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday, November the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yes, oh mording,
that's great gory. Hi, we got Menace Sea Bass Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
There's Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
She is our associate producer von our video producer Dumbass
Tyler bort Menji. Thank you for being here and giving
us some of your valuable time this morning. Plenty of
ways to be a part of things. Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. It's the phone number. You can send
us a text over to two two nine eighty seven.
You can find us and follow us on social media.

(01:24):
Look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, and
of course on email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
And with Thanksgiving on Thursday, today's a good day for
Interview Roulette. The Butterball Hotline. You're gonna have that. That
was old school man, before people can go online. You
called the Butterball Hotline, which is apparently is still around

(01:45):
there for you. Yeah, So Interview Roulette all the questions
written by people on the show, not the person asking
the questions. They just got to read whatever is written
for them. Morgan's Dirty Minds Game today You want your
Your Mind in the gutter also got some audio men
went to Barbiecan Lucky Yeah, talking all the Barbie obsessed freaks.
Nice And because it is the Thanksgiving season, is the

(02:07):
holidays time to reflective? The question today calls text on
this what are you thankful for? So like, what are
you happy here? What are you thankful for? Just an
opportunity to maybe became a little perspective, all babe, Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four Again if you want to
call in, text over to to nine eight seven yolo.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Great?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Absolutely, And I would say your overall theme for the
last couple of years has been yolo.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
The reason I'm so yolo lately is I found out
that yet another let's say, kid from my class in
high school died. Kid yeah, well he was a grown man. Now,
that'd be.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Someone who's currently in that school went to anybody went
to school with views class, somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
In my class?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And considering my graduating class was only two hundred and
two people, and I think there's about there's over or
ten that have already died, I want to say, like
twelve some car accidents, some heart problems, whatever the case,
health issues. And when I heard about that, I made
it a concerted effort to get more yolo, you know, yeah,

(03:14):
because I've always been so obsessed about the future and
you know, being overly cautious and overly thrifty and overly that.
And I thought, you know what, I kind of want
to just when I die, I don't want to have
leave my fortune behind. Not that I have a fortune,
but I don't want to leave what I have behind,
you know. I want to use what I have and
enjoy what I have.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, you get this reminders every once in a while.
It's good perspective to have.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It is it fades unfortunately because you get into that
mode and then you kind of get out of that mode. Yeah,
but I'm hoping this will last a while longer.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I had a thought recently about, you know, because as
my kids are getting older and my son's going into
high school and things like that, the natural uh, just evolution,
not evolution, but the natural timeline of things. You know, uh,
my parents their grandparents died and so therefore it was
then their parents and then their parents are gone, and

(04:07):
then next is you like that's a trip, you know,
and I'm very I'm very fortunate both my parents are alive.
I haven't experienced that yet, but yeah, that because then
it's like you're up. I know my dad kind of
struggled for a little while with that that idea, Like, dude,

(04:29):
now you're in the waiting room. Yeah, yeah, so weird.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So yeah, dude, you know, yolo yolo. Like I said,
don't be reckless about it? How are you yoloing? Greg? Yeah, Like,
I'm not overthinking at stuff that I buy. I'm not
overthinking oh what about tomorrow. It's a little not be responsible. Yeah,
I'm not being reckless by any means.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
But just not being as like you know, that's such
a miser like he was.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Before, not not being overly worried about stuff. Yeah, I'm trying.
It's it's a work, it's a journey. It's hard. What
do you guys think?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Just speaking of high school because some friends of ours,
the husband had to go to his wife's like twenty
year high school reunion this past weekend. Oh cool, sent
me a picture looked awful. He was like, you've always
been answer, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, I'm putting it out. I'm putting this out to
the room.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I went to my tenure, had a blast. It was
so much fun. But has it everybody has? It kind
of been like the magic of a reunion? Has that
been lost? Because of social media? Everybody knows what everybody
looks like and what's going on in their lives. I
guess the surprise of what people look like currently, I
guess that is gone. But it's a meeting up with

(05:45):
people in person was super fun because you're not just
going to have those conversations through social media.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
And was it awkward, like did people walk up and
just have conversations with somebody?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Well I did think it was awkward, awkward because of
social media because you're like, oh, I didn't even realize
that person was even paying attention to what I was
posting online, and so they would bring up things that
happened in your life and then you got to discuss them.
So that was super fun. I missed my twenty year.
I was in Amsterdam and luckily that same night that

(06:18):
it was happening, some friends that I went to high
school with that I graduated with. Were in Amsterdam at
the same time, so we kind of had our own
like little mini reunion that night and we got wasted nice.
We pretty much drink the whole Minimar.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I meant to ask Sammy.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I know she's probably all in on the high school
reunion stuff. I would love to be they of her life.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yes, except for our ten year reunion was a huge
fail that didn't end up happening because we didn't realize
that who we nominated as our president who would then
be in charge of the reunion was Mormon. And then
our reunion was volunteering community service.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
You contacted about doing community service for our reunion and
then it just didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
The key is you got to get somebody that's kind
of cool and kind of responsible at the same time.
You know, he can't get like the jock who's like
it doesn't even know how to basically write down his
own name, because he's not going to know how to coordinate.
There's two people that are nominated to you know, keep
it going and put them together every year, and it's

(07:25):
you're a class president. And then like the treasure that
keeps you know, that handles the money because you do
have to pay to help put it on.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
You got to pay to go to your high school union.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, yeah, they can't.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Just rent to buy a ticket.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
That was true.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I didn't think about Yeah, it makes sense. I just
not I do, justn't think about it. You get a
couple of drinks. You guys are.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Doing it all wrong. My reunion.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
So every every whatever that the reunion time may or
whatever the hell it is, they you know, they will
do it on campus, so like.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Over in this area and the ten years will be
in this area. Okay, So he's a money saver, right,
it's a money saver, organizational saver. Well, you're graduating. How
many people in your class? Roughly like one hundred and
five ish? We're in my class graduated in eight eight,
so right, no one's no one's bed in my class.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, I think there was about four hundred something.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Four hear did you graduate? It being a problem, But
we didn't really graduate same as Menace. Yeah, we didn't
have a five year though, only ten year. We didn't.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
I could see it, like if it were a big
school where there's thousands of kids, I could see that
being a problem. But for our we have a large
campus and you know, only a couple of you know,
one hundred something people per class.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That makes it's easier to do it all. You went,
I went to the five year Yeah, that's surprising. I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I wouldn't see you as a guy going to the
reunion because people are still hot in high school. Yeah,
my high school was three blocks from my house.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
That's no reason. I mean, it's not like a big
deal to do. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I just I
don't get the people that are so anti.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Well, I'm anti for reasons. Obviously, I went to a
different high school, mostly boarding schools. Throughout high school. I
spent my freshman year at a public high school in
New Jersey, sophomore year at a boarding school in Oregon,
junior year at another boarding school in Alabama, and then

(09:34):
my senior year at a public school in Pittsburgh. But
that's the reason that I'm not. And by the way,
I did watch that other documentary series that you told
me about Team Torture Inc. I think it's called with
the where they had that bad baby chicken there the

(09:55):
turnabout ranch that she went to, and then Paris Hilton
was in there. Those are the kind of places that
I was in, so other than those two public schools, yeah,
it's like, dude, the unions, Oh no, thank yeah, no thanks.
So that's I mean, obviously you can see why I
wouldn't be. But even when Facebook started.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It did, like Mena said, it killed the whole excitement
of seeing what people look like. Yeah, but it's totally
different in person.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I don't even have curiosity before I got into that,
you know, hell situation with the morning school stuff. From
kindergarten through my freshman year, I was with all the
same kids. I don't have any interest in them whatsoever.
And unless they're the people that I already kept in
touch with, not even Melissa Horowitz, but I kept in
touch with her and my friend Joe. There's a couple
of people that I kept in touch with, but everybody else, like,

(10:43):
I don't care to rekindle that part.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
I'm sure there's people that you forgot about, though. There's
plenty of people that randomly come up and you're like.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
But if you were at a reunion, you'd be like, oh, yeah,
that happens at the reunion, right, Hey, Greg, dude, what's up, like,
not just out.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Of your memory, but even being face to face with them,
you didn't remember who they were.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Nothing, okay, you don't prep No, and uh here here's
something else. I agree because I I view high school
reunions this way. It's a gathering of people that peaked
in high school because the people that were most interested
in going back for the high school reunions. I would
see more of a college reunion being a thing because

(11:30):
you chose what school to go to. You chose, you know, whatever.
High school is kind of like not prison, but like
your elementary school.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
You have to be there.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's based on where you live. You're stuck with these people.
There was no choice. I think there was no choice,
but you feel that way, you know, I'm just thinking out.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I think that's easy out for people to say so
when that didn't have a good experience in high school,
so they're oh yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Feel like, you know, like the whole thing about these
are all the people who'd be most excited about a
high school where two groups of people, one the I
peaked in high school people, or two of the people
who were losers in high school who now have made
themselves into a success and they can go back.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Billionaire shows up with like and you'll face and those
people who were peaked.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
In high school with medicine. I it's neither of those things.
It's like, hey, we went our separate ways. We all,
you know, went to college different places, did it different things,
and be interesting to see what you're up to.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's just curious.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
And I could see I could see seed bad. I'm sorry,
I could see medical into these things. I'm really surprised
that Sea Bass would go. I would just doesn't seem like,
you know, something he would do.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Yeah, I mean I was because because I didn't go
to the same school as anybody went to high school
with right, no one went to my you know, even
the same city, so I just lost.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Track of people. Yeah, I mean, it's just interesting, you guys, plootball.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I mentioned this before a bunch of times, but my
whole high school class, there is a Facebook group that
we're part of and then we updated all the time. Yeah,
we have the same group, but there's people, like you said,
there's people in that group. I'm like, I don't remember
this person through all.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's how I learned one of my classmates I was
on that special page.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
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Speaker 2 (13:48):
But he's a monster, bro. We don't care what he
looks like. This is a whitty show. We were talking
high school reunions before the break.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Everybody seems to be, for the most part, at least
interested in the idea, maybe not fully on board, like
clipping at the text and stuff. Someway said, I live
in such a small community that no one ever leaves,
so it's like a class reunion every time I go
to the store. So a nod dog for me on
reunions another there's another nay. We heard somebody yas I

(14:22):
was gidding a couple of nays. High School for me
was very traumatic and the majority of people were just
complete a holes. Why would I want to go back
and give them a moment.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Of my time? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Really, yeah, that was that was the That was the
experience for a lot of people for this. Yeah, but
I understand like, why, like, boy, do you want to
go back and hang out with those people who just
were terrible to you if you didn't have friends obviously, Yeah, exactly,
you don't want to lose there. Now, one thing that
has come up in the past, and I considered going

(14:54):
where there were reunions from you know, like a group
of people we all worked at the same place, like
a station given time, and like there are a couple
of plays that I've worked where man, that was like
a really fun group of people and I was like, oh, yeah,
like you know, I wonder what they're up to A Yeah,
it was like it was like one station. It was
like one snapshot of time.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, anybody that was at the.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Station from you know, two thousand and four until twenty ten,
we're getting together at this place and you know, we're
just gonna have some drinks, super casual, just meet up
at a bar.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And you did or did not go?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
No, I didn't go because I would have meant traveling
and stuff. Yeah, didn't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
My most recent reunion was quite disastrous, and it was
totally my fault. The reunion went off without a hitch.
But I've never told you guys this, but I really
like to drink. What yeah, what? And I happened to
go to my reunion. It was Mario's birthday. What a
trooper to go to a somebody's high school reunion that

(15:53):
you weren't even part of on his birthday. Yeah, And
I felt kind of guilty about that, like, oh, sorry,
we're gonna and your birthday. At my high school reunion,
I proceed to get wasted. Somebody came up to me
and said, you know what you should do is get
up on stage and wish him a happy birthday on
the mic. And this is after all these people gave speeches,

(16:14):
like the class president gave a speech and we all
heard drunk Greg on the mic. Oh yeah, and think
of the worst way that I've ever acted. Whilst drunk
on stage and multiply it by ten. I got up there,
I said, I don't know how many of you guys
gave speeches up here. I'm so nervous, and everyone's like,
I want to hear Greg's drunk stage birthday? What do

(16:44):
you want me to do?

Speaker 10 (16:46):
What?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
This is?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Three?

Speaker 11 (16:50):
I think?

Speaker 12 (16:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Why did I? So I'm like, yeah, I'm saying how
nervous I am to talk in front of people, and
I'm trying to wish him a happy birthday. And then
after I give the speech about Mario's birthday, which was
made that look good. Did you mention his age? She
because there's a little bit of a gap. I probably did.

(17:24):
I probably did. And then I get off the stage
and a little while later, this girl that I went
to school with, her name's Karen. I see that she's
totally crying, and I went up to somebody said, what
happened to Karen? See that's anything that's hot. And you're
the one that said you think it's hot when chicks
cry for stupid reasons. Yes, okay, Well she was crying
and I found out why she was crying is because

(17:47):
I had gotten up on stage to wish my partner Mario,
happy birthday. She knew I was divorced, but didn't know
I was living my true life as a gay American, right,
she said, your game? So she and so my other friend,
she said she always had a crush on you.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I said, oh, I didn't know that, and she just
realized because you gave the speech to Mario that you're gay.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
And she was crying. That funny. And then we had
an after party at the hotel and I was again
quite inebriated, and we all a group of us had
to use the bathroom and I went in and I'm
at the urinal and I couldn't just stand up, so
I like leaned forward and I went boom with my

(18:27):
head on the wall. And that's why I stayed in
a standing position by using my head against the wall.
So embarrassing. And then I finally go back to my parents'
place because the school obviously is in their neighborhood. I
stayed at their house and I go to get into
bed and I missed the bed and landed on the
floor and woke up my parents.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What the hell was that noise?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, I fell on the floor. Mario was mortified. I
and I've never forgiven myself. And I'm going to skip
the next one because I'm so embarrassed. No, just absolutely mortified.
You're kidding?

Speaker 11 (19:06):
What what?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
What?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
How about drunk Greg and his message for minutes his birthday.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying that's what I've been saying. You're like, oh,
when it comes to sucks by low Sell High. No you,
mother's been.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Saying great birthday show and it's on Amazon. That's what
I've been saying you, No, you mother. Everybody's saying that.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
So stop saying that's what I've been saying, or I
will kill myself.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Can you feel can you feel the love?

Speaker 12 (19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Y gory, good morning, wouding thoughts.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I would like to share with anybody that you wouldn't normally.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sober, that I wouldn't normally share.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I don't give them.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't give them.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't give them. I don't give them. I don't
give them. I don't, I don't. I don't give them.
How many drinks have you had this even like four
hundred and seventy two, four hundred and seven. I don't
give them.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I don't give them.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I don't. I don't. I don't Dragon is a star
give them, I don't give them. What's the matter? Yeah, yeah,
you and I. My penis is an eleven. Yes, I'll
never ironically I remember that night because, like I told you,
I'd still be there because but you helped you carry

(20:50):
out the stairs. I rescued, carried and I told you.
We were on the phone a couple of days ago
and we were talking about contentment. Yeah, it's consider all
my contentment. God, Greg, so embarrassing a woody show a bit. Oh,

(21:12):
I think I'm about to have my period. It's a
woody show.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It is the woody Showy, Woody, Greg, Jennis Gena, he
got Sammy Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You
can set us a.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Text over to two two nine eight seventy guys. Who
got some animal news for you? Starting with this story.
This butcher in Germany. He is trying to tackle the
country's raccoon problem by turning them into sausages.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
No thing as a raccoon problem.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
With approval from the local officials, he began producing raccoon balls.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
H oh no.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
He said that people are coming from all over just
to try raccoon. So the flavor is a familiar, though
slightly softer than other meats. So maybe for a future
round of meal of four with some other little animal news,
just a little baby.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
We do have a story.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
This woman, she was at this hotel in Mexico, had
a surprising encounter with a black bear who wandered on
to the restaurant's patio, snacked on her food, and then
swatted her.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
In the face. Ungrateful bastard.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
But it shows the bear leaning over the tables. The woman,
she's just sitting there frozen. Staff's trying to show the
bear away. They had some pipes. The bear eventually backed off.
That's a pretty big bear. Yeah, I would not want
to be near it, and het a bear.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
That would leave a mark.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And finally, for great gory, there's a dermatologist. His name
is doctor Scott. You know you hear of like dermodex mites.
Those are those little tiny eight legged creatures that live
on your face, excuse me, and they come out at
night your dead skin and also to mate.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
They're like they're mating on your skin, banging on your face.

Speaker 11 (23:01):
You're just a mattress.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
He says, everyone has them, particularly in areas with hair follicles,
and you can use clear tape to test if you
want to see what they look like. What basic They
can trigger skin conditions roseatia, acne, dermatitis, as well as
cause issues around the eyes.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
And the eyelashes. So I guess when I was a teenager,
I had just dumb amounts of mites. That's such bad acne.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, I mean, but that's all because you're a teenager.
Well that's yea, oh god, yeah, Let's get some tape.
Let's check out.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
The mic was great, Let's do a mite check. Just
banging and smashing Greg's face, dungeon his crab in the
right probably.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
In fact, we have live microphones on the surface of
Greg's skin right now. This is this is happening live
on his face.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
They're just going at it, little baby mic.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, and here I have this from the opposite side
of his face. This is from his right cheek. That's
going on right now.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hell yeah, yeah, wood show me right back. Funnier than
come India.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's the Woodie Show, and we are into another new
hour Wooding Greg, g Marty Menace, what up, there's Gina
grab Hey. We've got Sammy Sea Bass is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up
with a text over to two two nine eighty seven.

(24:37):
Butterball is getting heat for this old video that's making
rounds all of a sudden. It's twenty years after the fact, okay,
and it's all thanks to Peter. And it shows a
Butterball worker in Arkansas who sexually assaulted a turkey.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh no, so the investigator video.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, so the investigator claims the employee shoved his finger
up the turkey. He's vagina quote for fun. Another worker
allegedly humped a turkey while it was restrained. Ah, now,
the video is from two thousand and six. So, like
I said, almost twenty years ago. A spokesperson for Butterball
released a statement saying that they were the first and
they remained the only turkey company that's is American Humane

(25:19):
certified and that they have quote yearly audits that are
conducted by a third party to make sure their facilities
comply with standards of best practice for care of turkeys.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Meanwhile, PETA is using you know.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
The fact that people were talking about this video again
to emphasize the idea that it's easier than ever to
buy vegan alternatives do not require animals to go through
the tortures.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Of the slaughterhouse. I mean they're not wrong. Yeah, I
agree on that, but.

Speaker 11 (25:46):
But you don't have to hump it first. Let it
die with some dignity.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
By the way, I'm not sure the actually like you know,
humped it or much dry humped it.

Speaker 11 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I don't know eximulated honestly, have not seen the video.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
I'm good with that.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean how are the videos get? Is
it a news report I'm not understanding.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Probably like some undercover because I know, like Pete will
send people.

Speaker 11 (26:04):
In too many shoppers.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, like kind of get like some hidden video of
what's going on inside these places.

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Is it just another dummy like posting it online? Think
it gets funny?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, I think this is one of those that somebody
I don't think are doing that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Now every year during the holidays they have more than
fifty people. They're at Butterball, whose staff their turkey talk
line heroes to help people cook the perfect bird, and
so they're hotline experts. They've heard it all, but some
inquiries are pretty popular with callers every year. The most
common questions they get how to thaw turkey? Sure, right,

(26:42):
it's like the number one. You can do it a
couple of different ways, in the fridge or in cold water.
Don't use warm water. That's no talk about Thanksgiving food poison.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
That's right, you got to put it in that cold bath.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Also, how to tell if the turkey is done. The
answer is with a meat thermometer, which you know, that's
your best friend. Yeah, one hundred and sixty five degrees
is technically food safe.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
They say.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Ideally you want the breast to reach one hundred and seventy.

Speaker 11 (27:07):
That's what I always say, the thigh to reach one.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Hundred and eighty. And if you have stuffed that turkey,
the stuffing needs to hit one hundred and sixty five degrees.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I used to I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 11 (27:17):
Yeah, very gooey.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Right, Just let's sponge up all the stuff that's on
the inside. Though, I know it looks cool, like if
the turkey has the stuff in it with the herbs,
it looks cool. But then somebody mentioned that to me, like,
you have this raw turkey and you're taking this stuffing,
and it's basically acting like a sponge for all the
crap that's on the inside of this body.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And then it's delicious. You're also eating the body, I mean,
all of it's crush. It tastes the same.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
And they say things like stuff it in the cavity.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
You're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right, Sammy. The
whole thing if you really can corpse pretty gross.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
Don't overthink it.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
And the people also like, how to cook it? Do
you want to smoke it? Do you want to fry it.

Speaker 11 (28:03):
Down?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah? Yeah, don't do that in your garage. Yeah, don't
do it at all.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
We did an interview roulette. If you remember where Menace
called the Butterball hotline, I did. And so the way
the interview let works for people who might be new
er to the show who haven't heard this before. Uh so,
the questions are all written by everybody else here on staff,
like everybody who works here on the Woody Show, except
for the person who's doing the interview. In this case,
it was Menace, and so Sea Bass will dial up

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the connection, and so Menace will be sitting there talking
to this person and Sea Bass will just hand them
a question, and they have to read it in full
verbatim and then try to make the interview work.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
So the interview interview, you'll get your you'll get your chance.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, the second you see that paper. That's the first
time we're seeing this paper. Yeah, you don't, don't You
don't see any of the questions ahead of time. You
have to read it the second you get it.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, here's the interview roulette with the Butterball hotline.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Hello, Jan Hello, the Butterball Turkey hotline number.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
What is that number? One eight butter ball. Oh, you
made it pretty easy.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
Yes, so you don't even need to write it down,
you just remember it.

Speaker 15 (29:18):
Wait, one, two, three for uh wait, is there too
many letters and numbers?

Speaker 14 (29:25):
Butter ball? Yeah, after he hits the second bat, it's connecting.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
So okay. Cool.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
My wife's nickname for me is Butterball because I sit
around and don't do anything. Do you have any tips
to make sure I don't actually have to help with
anything in the kitchen, like not just this Thanksgiving but
the rest of my life?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, you can tell what he got to the question
that he had to read.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, do you have any tips to make sure I
don't actually have to help with anything in the kitchen, like,
not just this Thanksgiving, but the rest of my life.
I love that question.

Speaker 14 (30:07):
My husband has loaded the dishwasher with two bowls facing
each other and touching that no water could probably get
in between. Huh, And I just don't know how to
do it, so he has not loaded the dishwasher in
many years.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
That's what I'm saying, because you know, if I try
to do something, it's always the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
So just let her do it.

Speaker 14 (30:30):
You're right, You're right about that.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yep, thank you, thank you. She gets it.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
This is MENACE's interview Roulette with the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
The fine folks at Butterball call it stuffing or dressing.
Dressing is like so old timy. It's like, oh, let's
get some dressing and sit in the parlor on a
chair with a Dolly on it.

Speaker 14 (30:58):
I think dressing is the term used in the South,
I believe, but we call it stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
The proper way.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
It's like, oh, that had to be a greg question.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It was, and I've said, Dolly is supposed to be
sitting in the parlor.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Interviewer Question number three for the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I do like you know again stuffing my turkey in
my me?

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Do?

Speaker 12 (31:30):
I do you like what you?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
First of all, I think that was something I read
that was like super inappropriate, and I smell it's all
the whole point. Uh, do you like stuffing the turkey inside?

Speaker 15 (31:46):
I'm sorry, hold on, I apologize. Can you hold on
one second?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
M hm, I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (31:57):
There's like a flu going around this area.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I apologize.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Let trying or his group or you can't read no,
no again, I read something that was highly inappropriate, so
trying to gather myself a fake.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I like this stuff turkey in my pocket so I
can eat it throughout the day. Would you consider selling
turkey meat and packages small enough to fit in your pocket?

Speaker 14 (32:22):
Well, they have done some little like snack type of things.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
You know.

Speaker 14 (32:26):
I'm not in that department as far as I don't
know what the company's play are.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
But yeah, yeah, how to start out billion dollar ideas?
Right there?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Later Menice's interview Roulette with the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

Speaker 15 (32:40):
All right, I have another question.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
When I was a kid, I got sick after my
mom's rinsed off my bird and the water splashed on
my face. But after that she used Clorox wipes on
our turkey. Do you recommend that?

Speaker 14 (32:56):
No, we don't recommend that. Cooking is the only thing
that's if they kill any of the germs. Nothing else
is going to do it and then brush it all
with vegetable oil and put it in the oven.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Nice, Yeah, I think. Yeah, you're much smarter than my mother.

Speaker 14 (33:10):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Question number five.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I was hanging out on the corner of the other
day and some dude drove by and called me a
jive turkey.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I don't either. I'm so trying to find out.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
I don't know if it was a compliment or an insult.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, I wonder if she ever got that question there
at the Butterball Turkey Hotline she knew. Can you give
me the actual definition? Is that like an insult or
term of endearment? Jive turkey? All right, medices interview roulette.
This woman is being very nice. Meanwhile, people are really
trying to get some cooking tips on how to cook

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their turkey. Question number six.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
My wife and I hope to have a big family
one day, so my wife and I use a turkey
base searcher try to get pregnant one time?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Do you think that's the best method? Gets really uncomfortable.
I'm like, can I just read through this real quickly?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
But I mean, you know he did it, and you
gotta hang in there. See we're giving you some these
are sweating.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, we're trying to have a big family, so we're
using this like turkey baster.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Is that like a good idea?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
My wife and I use a turkey base searcher, try
to get pregnant one time?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you think that's the best method?

Speaker 14 (34:30):
Probably not, But I'm not an expert at getting pregnant.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay, yeah, I mean you see it in pop culture
all the time.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
It's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 14 (34:40):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
It's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
You can hear the tot.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Our interview were like Butterball turkey hotline dressing.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's just like, oh.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Yeah, I like just stuffed turkey in my pocket, so
like the stuff down there. Oh do the fine folks
at Butterball call it stuffing or dressing? Dressing is like
so old timy. It's like, oh, let's eat some dressing.
And sit in the in the parlor on a chair
with a Dolly on it.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
People, this is the witty show.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Well, it's time for the Tuesday Takeover Noise and it's
Morgan this time around.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
She she found a game and she thought this game
might be something that we enjoy. Let's play again. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
First of all, the name caught me because it's called
the Dirty Minds game. That kind of describes everyone in
this room.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:50):
Absolutely, And it's called the World's Cleanest dirty game. Okay,
So basically, I have a couple of sentences that I'm
going to say, and they're kind of dirty sentences on
their own. But you have to guess what word or
thing I'm describing. The word is not dirty or object
whatever it may be.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Can you give us an example?

Speaker 13 (36:07):
Sure, I'll give you an example.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Let's see. So when I get real wet, you should
get me off, okay, all right.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
Or you can use your toes to get me off.
I come in pairs socks close, it's shoe, but you
get the idea.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, I get it hot.

Speaker 13 (36:27):
That was a little for play.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
So for Morgan's Tuesday, take every worry with like a
target kind of thing is where you can find like
the party games and yeah I saw.

Speaker 13 (36:35):
This on Amazon. It was in like my Explore page
one days. Yeah, oh yeah, you know how they target you.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
All right, well hear me. All choice. We have to
choose this, right, so like do we ring in?

Speaker 13 (36:59):
Yeah, just your name maybe, or we could do the
fun thing where you guys have to make animal noises.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
We just write down.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
That was funky, like listen, just all write down answer
and then we can all say what we what we
came up?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, all right, dirty minds game first one is first word.

Speaker 13 (37:17):
I can handle twelve men at once. If I'm hung,
you can do it again. A woman can sit on me.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
My box, got it.

Speaker 13 (37:31):
My box can hold a dozen members, oh geez, and
pleading with me can get you off.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay, I think I got it. Yeah, yeah, we're all
separate things. This is one thing for the one thing
you like.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Seventh alright, so good, just just go through one more time, Okay,
go through it.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
I can handle twelve minute once.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (37:58):
If I'm hung, you can do it again. Women can
sit on me. My box can hold a dozen members,
and pleading with me can get y'all.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Okay, I think I got it. I think I got it,
all right, Menace came up with first you write down?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Okay, you want me to write it down?

Speaker 11 (38:14):
All yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I just oh yeah, it was bust, then jury, then
egg Carton and then judge.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
What'd you write down, Sammy Fury? Yeah he mine was in.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
There, Jurry jury Jury, Yeah all right, Jerry jury. Alright, alright, next.

Speaker 13 (38:31):
One, let's get a little harder here. I can keep
your post erect. You can use me to fill your
big crack. After you get me hard, I can last forever.
I'm much stronger with the rod shoved inside of me,
all right, and you could lay some pipe inside of

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me if you want it as well.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
All right.

Speaker 13 (38:57):
Now that I'm saying this, I'm like, these are bad
audio clips me to be reading.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Someone else want to read them? That's good? I get
long list, just not. I just wrote down one thing
this time? Would you write down cocking? Cocking? I did
not write down that's wrong because cocking doesn't really get hard.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah it does eventually it firms up, but it's like cockings,
it fills crack it does.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
You see those holes with the water? Did anybody else
not write down concrete?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I put cement.

Speaker 13 (39:26):
Cement, that's the same thing, right, that's concrete.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Col comnace would not You don't put posts inside colk Yeah,
you can't put your rod? Yeah you rebar. Yeah, well
that's what I picked.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
The Dirty Minds game got two points?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's good. What's the next one?

Speaker 13 (39:44):
Next one? I come in waves. If I'm big enough,
you'll feel me inside of you. It can sometimes hurt
when I come in your ear. If I'm really big,
the neighbors might complain, and hard banging can make me
even bigger.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
M god, that's it. Okay, that's more difficult.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Can you do it again?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (40:06):
Sure, I come in waves.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (40:08):
If I'm big enough, you'll feel me inside of you.
It can sometimes hurt if I come in your ear.
If I'm really big, the neighbors might complain, and hard
banging can make me even bigger.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Is throwing me off?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't even have a guess for this one. I
initially just put water in that case, right down? All
seven things?

Speaker 13 (40:29):
Yeah, all right, anyone can complain. It's not neighbor specific.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, but like, why the neighbors complain about sound waves?

Speaker 12 (40:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Sound, that's the answer. Sound I put loud music.

Speaker 13 (40:42):
Well it's noise had.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
All okay, that one right, all right, you're just working
the audio in the medium, all right, dirty minds.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
Game next one, all right, you have to pay someone
to get on me. I could give you a trojan.
I don't really get that one, but whatever. Without protection,
you could catch something nasty from me. You're not happy
when I go down on you, and I allow you
to have intercourse with strangers.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Intercourse really, uh?

Speaker 12 (41:18):
What are you?

Speaker 11 (41:18):
Also known as sex?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Discourse?

Speaker 13 (41:23):
Okay, good points. Intercourse says intercourse, but technically it would
make more sense of it said discourse.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Okay, but on the card it actually says okay, can
you read them again, please?

Speaker 13 (41:35):
On the card says intercourse. You have to pay someone
to get on me. Okay, I could give you a trojan.
Without protection, you could catch something nasty from me.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I had it until then, but go ahead.

Speaker 13 (41:46):
You're not happy when I go down on you. That
makes sense, And I allow you to have intercourse or
discourse with strangers.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
While we're on the topic, intercourse is actually it's been sexualized,
which is a good point of this game. Actually, huh,
we talk about sexual intercourse, what actual intercourse is just
what what she's saying communication or dealing between individuals or groups.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Huh, but we we hyper sexualize these days, sexual sort
of job of the hut? Is that what you wrote down,
Joba the hut? What did you write that? I put
down two things? A horse or a motorcycle? Yeah, I
rode horse.

Speaker 13 (42:24):
Really know those are all wrong? Really condom Mary garnd No,
it's the internet. Yeah, pay someone to get on the internet.
I don't get the trojan on.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
The trojan virus trojan horse. So like you you accept
something or download whatever something, and then inside of that
is the actual virus that jacks up your computer. That's
what Greg does all the time. Yeah, the first computers
and the first pay somebody get on me, i'd be horse. Yeah,
trojan I figured horse. The third one is what threw

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me off, like maybe horses and what it is?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, I thought, yeah, you paid a ride one.

Speaker 13 (43:01):
Yeah that was without protection you could catch something nasty
from you.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yes, I was like I didn't understand that one.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
You also, you don't want the horse to go down
like for you know, true, Yeah, because you get thrown
off they go around.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (43:12):
And then well the key one is I allow you
to have, you know, intercourse with strangers.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, you can talk to people on the American around Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I felt so good about everything in those first two
two points through out to bat and the last two sucked.
The one all right, Tuesday takeover. It's Morgan in this
dirty minds game. Yeah?

Speaker 13 (43:32):
One another one?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Please?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
All right?

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Even if I'm small, I can handle a threesome. Some
people are not capable of getting me erect. It's okay
to fall asleep when you're inside of.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Me, got it.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
After you get me up, you should tie me down,
and when it starts to get wet, you should come
on inside.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, all right, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
think we're gonna want to hear Men's answer first and
then Sammy's. Maybe Johnny Weird these are not people or
the flamboyant figure skater.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, how about how about you give him the clues
one more time? Pay attention, man, it's close your eyes
and focused.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
All right.

Speaker 13 (44:11):
All right, even if I'm small, I can handle a threesome.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (44:16):
Some people are not capable of getting me erect. It's
okay to fall asleep if you're inside of me. After
you get me up, you should tie me down, and
when it starts to get wet, you should come inside
of me.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Oh what you have before, Johnny Weir?

Speaker 15 (44:30):
But now I have.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Tent tent? Yeah, Sammy, write down.

Speaker 13 (44:36):
She's still writing bunk bed, which is it's not.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Because inside what's inside the bunk bed?

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Well, like when you go to the bottom bunk the
bottom bunk just crashed out before bunk Well. I couldn't
remember all the clues before that, so wrote down shower
when you said the getting wet thing, and then when
you said him, I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Greg tent.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Nice three, So let's do one more Tuesday takeover. It's
the dirty minds game, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
What's the what are the clues?

Speaker 13 (45:05):
Let's see? I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair
that grows around me. You're happy when I come. You
have to use your lips to do me, and I'm
stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, one more time?

Speaker 12 (45:23):
All right?

Speaker 13 (45:24):
I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair growing around me.
You're happy when I come. You have to use your
lips to do me, and I'm stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
See, I thought this.

Speaker 13 (45:37):
Won't be easy at first.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Guess at first I was gonna say lips because it's
like hair around it could be hair around you.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
You're on the right track.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Teeth, No, you'd be happy when I come.

Speaker 13 (45:51):
Also, you've never used teeth standing founding factor.

Speaker 16 (45:54):
Yeah coming, God, Johnny Weir, Johnny the hut job of
the hut God.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I'm really lost in this one. Uh what you write down? Nothing?
Glasses that's my first sit on the face. First thing.
I thought it was glasses exactly. Tongue.

Speaker 13 (46:25):
No, you're in the vicinity.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Well, yeah, what am I doing right now?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Brian Boitan? Smile yeah, smile, smile, smile comes.

Speaker 13 (46:37):
Oh, come on, I sit on your face.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yea.

Speaker 13 (46:40):
Sometimes there's hair that grows around me, men or dirty women.
You're happy when I come.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
That's the part of this night. It happened when I come. Like,
what does that mean When there's a smile on your face?

Speaker 13 (46:49):
That means you're happy.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
But that's a stupid card. Somebody smiling it makes you happy,
but no one ever says a smile A smile came? Yeah,
a smile?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, I mean wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So yeah, you just get rid of that car and
I refuse to end on that one.

Speaker 13 (47:06):
Yeah, okay, I got a quick one. This will be
Capone had a short one, the beaver had a long one.
Bono does not use his Miss Potters was Harry, and
John Silver's was long.

Speaker 15 (47:22):
Oh easy, got it?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
What was the last wand what?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
What?

Speaker 15 (47:29):
I love the confidence?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I thought it was a Wiener joke.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
The last one is?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
John Silver's was long from the top.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Okay. Capone had a short one, the beaver had a
long one. Bono doesn't use his miss Potters was Harry,
and John Silver's was long.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh is it a tail? No, John no ponytail? Beaver tail?

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (47:51):
John Silver did have a ponytail?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
What was it? What was the John Silver?

Speaker 11 (47:55):
Quick clue?

Speaker 13 (47:56):
John Silver's was long?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Okay, Oh that should give long John Silver. Yeah, that
should be the alta restaurant. Hush puppy, that should be
those little cracklings. Yeah, yeah, you guys an guess Beard?
You want to tell you guys? Ye, Beard's a good yeah.
But like Bono doesn't use his Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Do you shave it a guess?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
You know?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Whats yes? Greg? Do you want to throw your guests
in before I tell everyone a restaurant restaurant? Correct? Answer
is first name?

Speaker 11 (48:30):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (48:30):
Correct?

Speaker 12 (48:31):
Long?

Speaker 8 (48:31):
John Silver? Yeah, al Capone two letters. Bono of course
not use his first name.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Oh wow, yeah, the beaber one.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I don't get what was Bono's name in real life? Well,
either's long.

Speaker 13 (48:44):
What was the one about the beab It says the
beaver had a long one.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh yeah, I believe it to beaver. Oh wow, talk
about a pull from Sandy here, mister Wilson, I know.

Speaker 11 (48:58):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
That's how you play the Dirty Mines game. So what
you guys think?

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I like it?

Speaker 17 (49:03):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I think I think it's fun on the text. What
do you think of these Tuesday takeovers? Like, people just
have an idea they want to try on the show.
We try it out and then you guys, if you
like it, we can we can bring it back at
some other point in time.

Speaker 13 (49:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I did rip up that one quick.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Hey nice fine Morgan. Yeah, I god to take a
quick break. We got some more monies show for you next.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Hang on. Well, I'm from the Dirty Minds game, which
a lot of.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
People in the text seem to really enjoy and thank
you for that was really fun all all the feedback.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
When it started, I thought this is way too easy,
and they're not. But yeah, it's really hard. Yeah, like
a Dirty Minds game was fun while driving to work.
Have a good one.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Donna in Dallas also shout out to Wan it's his
birthday today, dirty six birthday.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Nice job. Morgan love the game SEVENE for fun game,
bring it back? Love it Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
A lot of cool stuff this game and that voice.
I'm an electrician, fit five foot ten and a homeowner.
Is Morgan interested in a blind date?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Too short? Five head is way too short for Morgan. Yeah,
that's shorter than me.

Speaker 13 (50:18):
I'm like five ten and a half.

Speaker 18 (50:19):
Yeah, so sorry dog, Yeah sorry, could have been my
dream man.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
But yeah, yeah, sure, Yeah, you got a job, got
a job in your stable?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
More Woody shows coming up.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Show we look how people with food poisoning feel because
it has a head.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
How ironic for that?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
How about if you look like people of food poisoning
feel and you feel yeah, because you got food poisoning?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Doubleta actually have it? That's me Wow?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
To give me the which I saw something this morning
away say we're the ugliest show in the radio collectively. Yeah,
no offense to anybody individually here loaded for a lot
of that. There was something I saw. It was like
the the sexiest people.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
In radio list. Howard Stern was number one, okay, so
the richest people in radio.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
And then they also had Joe Rogan on there in radio.
Also dead Larry uh King, Larry King. Ah yeah, Larry
was on there. He started on radio.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
And then and then Elvis duran was on that list.
Start front with Elvis Durant.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
I mean he lost not away, but he's not I
mean he said Howard Stern is sexy.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, I mean you could think he's funny or entertaining.
There's a lot of things I wouldn't use the word sexy.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
I mean, you know, money's sexy to a lot of people.
I guess I mean personality in private party, think he
was that was thirty years ago. He looked sexy, that
he was a track an attractive man in that movie. No,
it's a signature look. I mean, it's just how he looks. Yeah,
you know, it looks good for Howard. But I wouldn't say, like, oh,

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here's an example of a like a good looking guy.
He'll tell you the same thing.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
He be the first to agree, right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Who's on the radio, I mean, is Mario Lopez He's on.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
The radio, right, Yeah, Yeah, Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, Seacrest is on the list. Decent, Ok, but again
it's it's a low bar when you're talking radio. Who
else we'll get you hard man, come on male hotties
and radio. Yeah good, I mean dj V. He's a
he's a good looking dude.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I saw him in the airport one time, and he's
just anybody didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Do it for you?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, I like not at all.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Well, we have a Thanksgiving this week, and so we're
looking for you to tell us what you're happy or
you're thankful about. This is I know, we don'll do
a lot of stuff that is actually like, uh not sarcastic.
We're not looking for sarcastic answers on this one. Like,
you know, really kind of stop and think about what
is something that you were legitimately happy or thankful for.

(53:12):
And we can start by going around the room. I
would really like to hear what Sea Bass has because
let's let's start with the toughest one in the room.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
Yeaheah, Okay, well, obviously you got to be sincere I am,
and it is weird and I will you know, the
family is the easy answer, right, but it is it is.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It's more and more striking.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Uh, because I was we were going recently to a
funeral of a friend of mine, My one of my
good friends died, and on the way there, my dad goes, yeah,
I'm here a lot because a.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Lot of my friends are right. Yeah, he's of that age. Yeah,
right exactly, And.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
That was that was an SNL bit recently where they
were doing they were having guys called back to their dads,
and the dads were talking in code about like the football,
like the Eagles or because like the guys don't talk
to their dads about stuff like that, like men, A
lot of Eagles are going to a lot of funerals.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
At a certain age.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
So it's pretty it's pretty amazing that I only are
both my parents still alive and well, but I still
have one grandparent left. Wow, he's alive and well, I'm
ninety six and the still kicking around. So that's that's,
I guess, the the family thing. But a little deeper
into that is that because a lot of people who's
we had Randy, his dad died when Randy was like
twenty two, yea out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, you know, it sucks.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
Also, on the on lighter side of things. I think
I know what love is now because every time I
go and look at my cyber truck, I like legitimately
like I'm.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Like, oh, babe, Like I don't think I've ever had
anything in my life that made me feel like any
a thing object obviously, it like outside that feeling, like
every time I see it.

Speaker 11 (54:51):
Like, because there are guys that like make out with
their cars, and.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Like Gregory's one of these guys. Yeah, he sexually attrict
to cars. We talked about that. I had to stop
the other day. I was walking from my car to
the elevator come up here to the studios, and you know,
SeaBASS has been parking his cyber truck down there every
once in a while, and I didn't see it. And
the first thought I had was, Hmmm, I wonder, like
when like people stop reacting to his cyber truck, if

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he'll stop bringing it in, Like he still likes it,
you know, but like, will he stop the charade of
the oh I park it in the place so that
everybody could admire it or whatever you said, maybe you
know these a couple of spots.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I want to share the appreciation. Yeah, right, exactly. But
that excitement was like so one year ago. Well, I mean,
not himself on the list, but it legitly makes him happy,
but Greg doesn't. That's the point. Is not a novelty,
it's a it's a functional piece of art. I don't
know about that.

Speaker 11 (55:45):
I think he legitimately likes it, allowed to like it
as much as he.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
And that's the thing too, is I just don't have to.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I didn't think I would love it as much, but
every time I see it, I'm like, yeah, alright, Greg Gory,
what are you thankful?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Are happy about?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Also the cliche with my parents are alive and well,
and I'm so stoked for that because a lot of
their friends are very much not. Also really thankful that
I have maintained my my goal of being more yolo.
I'm totally sticking to it, and I've been so much happier.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
All that.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And I'm really thankful for this new friendship that I
have with Gina. We have so much, so much and
it's really great.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
We really do have a special It's it's.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Been fun and and like work has been good, and
I think that the year, I think the year has
been pretty good.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
So so, Greg, what's the what's the most recent thing
you did that would fall into the category of yolo,
no umbrella, Like what was it the no.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
New couple of new pairs of clothes. Not freaking out
about expenses. Uh, you know, getting stuff that I would
like to have that I'm like, God, I deserve it.
I'll get it. You little things. Just not obsessing as
much as no. I mean, the only thing that tangible

(57:11):
that I bought recently was the pants. But but for
me it's a big jot clothes in like ten years. Yeah,
so uh, just overall, not worrying about Oh it's late,
I should go to bed whatever, I'll be tired tomorrow.
Who cares? Just little thing? Yeah, it's good, like little thing,
all right.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
So what's something that you're thankful or happy about? Phones
are open eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie. You can
hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven. We'll get to some of your calls. Feel free,
like I said to text him if you like over
to two to ninety seven. We'll get to those right
after the break.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Show dumb too. So we're talking about what are you
thankful for? What you happy about?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
It's always good to uh to stop I honestly not
to sound you know, fruity everything right, dragging out. Oh yeah,
you don't want that.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah, I'm saying that for Greg's better, but no, But
I know it sounds uncharacteristic coming from me, but it's
definitely something that I need to do, uh, from time
to time, Like I gotta slow myself down because I'll
get caught up in a moment. You guys know, it's
when I usually fire off some kind of email or something. Yeah,
you know, and I gotta like just kind of stop
and reset and think about And it's easy for me
to tell my kids that kind of stuff, it's really

(58:31):
hard for sometimes for you to do it yourself. Yeah,
it's been a it's been a challenging year in a
lot of ways. And I cannot wait for this year
to be over. It's like it's just a year of
flux in so many different things, in so many different ways.
But uh, what I'm happy about is how the year
has turned out. You know, like it started really kind

(58:54):
of in a weird gray area, a lot of negativity
and you know, just chaos. Yeah, and and that's both
family and professionally. And then as you know, things kind
of unfolded, things got even more weird. And then I
would say probably about September that's when I went on

(59:17):
my vacation with my wife to Mexico. Though we do
every year, that seems to kind of be like the
point where things turned around. Yeah, and a lot of
in a lot of different ways.

Speaker 11 (59:24):
Again, because you got to see senior lizard.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Mister Leser hellozer, if you can look very handsome, do you.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
Want to pre empty text messages? We're going to get
asking you where that resort is.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Oh, it's secrets Maroma Beach, it's on the cancuon side.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
We get that text. Fantastic, that text in the what
is menace use for pet insurance text? Healthy ex healthy
healthy pause, healthy pause, healthy pause.

Speaker 12 (59:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Now, as we get into as we get into you know,
this part of the year, same thing, you know, thankful
that my kids are on track, Thankful that you know,
like last year was a rough year for you know,
my wife and I and so like we're in a
better place and professionally things are great, kind of like
what Greg mentioned earlier, Like things are fantastic, like the

(01:00:09):
energy and the vibe and like it's so good. Ratings
are everything's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Nothing could go wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
No, I mean, everything could go wrong, but you know,
I'm trying to enjoy more of the moment. Yeah, all right,
Gina grad.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
I'm thankful that I went back to school to knuckle
down and finish my bachelor's degree, which I am in
the process of doing, even though I had to write
my mid term this weekend on the meaning, significance, and
influence of transnational feminism within global and international context.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
So what's what's the What's this going to be a
This is going to be a Master's of science? And
what me? Mechanical engineering exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:00:46):
Yeah, that was a requirement. By the way, I did
not opt for this. It was a requirement. It took
me so long to write because I kept falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
But I'm just on the subject alone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
God, it was rough.

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
And also, I know we've all said it, but I
think you get to an age where it actually matters.
I never cared about this stuff, but you get to
a certain age. I'm so lucky to have a healthy
kid and a healthy husband and a healthy mom, especially
after losing my dad and going through all that. I'm
just I'll take the winds and I'm just I'm very lucky.
I'm very thankful.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
What about you, Sammy.

Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Mine is my family.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
I know that's very cliche, but honestly it is because
I have a pretty big family, and I talk to
almost everyone in my family every single day. And I
mean it's to the point where I'll be on the
phone with my sister. I'll say, oh, I just talked
to Dad, and then she's like, oh, Dad's calling me,
She's got to go to go call him. And I'm
on the phone with my brother and then he's like, oh,
mom's calling a calling back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
You get me a conference call, and we do need
a conference call. Just set it up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Whoever can join joint. I know you can't make it
that day, you can't make it, but it would probably
save everybody a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah. Yeah, also everybody once.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
And it's weird as you get older, just because you know,
you all grow up in a house together where you're
all together and you're having your family dinners every night
and talking about stuff, and as you get older that
doesn't happened.

Speaker 11 (01:02:00):
And I'm like, this is why I'm so pro communal living.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
It would be nice if we could all just get back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
To you so wants to go back and just live
at home.

Speaker 13 (01:02:07):
I would want everyone to be there too.

Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
That just like the idea of it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
So yes, I'm so envious that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
And I will also say I'm very thankful for my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
In the area that I live.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Everybody is always talking to each other and communicating about
what's going on, and everybody it's like having a giant
neighborhood watch all the time. They'll leave notes on your door, Hey,
just by the way, a place over here got broken into,
or there's been coyote and you know someone's not coyote.
Just everybody is talking. I always know what's going on,
and everybody is looking out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
For each other, and I appreciate That's why I'm thankful for.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
That, my parents and.

Speaker 14 (01:02:48):
Neighbors.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Just a nice street with my whole family would be nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Man as what is yours, I would say, obviously family
and friends, but I want to say that it seems
like all my family and friends are thriving.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Even you know, in our industry just recently, a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Lot of people lost their jobs, and the people that
are really close to me in the industry that did
lose their jobs seemed to have a really positive outlook
on everything I would I was afraid that they would
like be really down and out and really sad, and
I mean they think it sucks, but they still have

(01:03:28):
a very positive vibe about it. And I don't know,
I have this thing where I don't know, have you
ever heard about like George Clooney and all the people
that he came up with. He had this dinner and
he was able to pay back everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:03:43):
Gave me each like a million buds.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
If that's like a dream of mine. And like anytime
that one of my friends is like who helped me out,
like in a way and they're not doing well, like
I have like this guilt, like how can I help
them do well? And one of my friends that helped
me out, like back in the day, he wasn't doing
well and then out of nowhere he gets this like

(01:04:06):
six figure job and he's like kicking ass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So that's awesome. I'm really happy about that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Yeah, there's a lot of people in this last go
around that you know, our friends of mine and boy
that that conversation sucks. But I am finding even if
they don't see it, like some of the conversations that
I'm having I go, well, dude, all of that you
just said is really good. Yeah, it's completely up to
you when you decide to entertain that meeting or you know,
explore that more. But the fact that people are reaching

(01:04:33):
out to you, that's a that's a great thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Other people are you know, really struggling and you know,
wanting to do something completely different. But it's nice when
you can, you know, help them out, even if it's
some good advice. Yeah, let's go to Daniel Daniel's here
online number one. Good morning, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
How are you you want?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Good morning? What?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
He show a monk there? You know you will?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
What are you happy or thankful about?

Speaker 19 (01:04:56):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:04:56):
You know, I mean typical family stuff, you know, get
that up the way. But about two years ago, I
took up mountain biking and I had like a crazy crash.
I broke, I broke my clavicle, and I just decided,
I just decided, you know, just like I have to
get better at mountain biking. And then I just leveled
up crazy. I lost like two hundred pounds to be
almost four hundred, like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
You were able to get on a bike and four
hundred pounds.

Speaker 12 (01:05:20):
Yeah, dude, it was it was still crazy. I was like, dude,
I'm too fat for this, and it just like motivated me,
like to lose weight and just like get get better.
And I just met a bunch of new friends and
just like I'm so happy right now, my job, my life,
Like yeah, this dude, just Hady's number.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
You know, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, He'll get a bicycle bill for two. And you're
you're one eighty now yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
I got to spare. What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Spare?

Speaker 12 (01:05:44):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Yeah, it's crazy, like everyone sees me like I don't
know what happened. You look so sick.

Speaker 12 (01:05:49):
I'm like, hell yeah, dude, Just like just like Greg said, dude,
like you look so sick?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Are you okay?

Speaker 12 (01:05:56):
I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
So it was just from Mountain biking. Did you change
your die and all that stuff too?

Speaker 12 (01:06:01):
Or yeah, oh yeah, of course, just DoD I mean complete, yeah, complete,
complete through sixty as people say, you know, just complete
through sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah you yeah, yeah, Now you're Hackley so you're one
eight yeah exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:06:17):
Yeah yeah, and just going to the gym and just yeah,
bucking just pushed me to get better manage just like
I wanted just to level up and just and you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Have the conditioning with GOVI or Zepp bound or any
of those kinds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I'm suppored for that for.

Speaker 11 (01:06:29):
That broka the old fashioned way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
All right, yeah, just wallow, yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Do you have a whole problem?

Speaker 20 (01:06:35):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:06:35):
I lose weight and everyone thinks it with Goovi?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Yeah, do you have that? Do you have the excess skin.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
A little bit?

Speaker 12 (01:06:42):
Yeah, not too crazy much, but like yeah, it's there
is nothing crazy though.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Juste fun right with clothes?

Speaker 11 (01:06:49):
You know you're fine?

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah? All right, Well, Daniel, thank you to call man.
It's awesome. Man, two hundred pounds downs? Lay, I am
pretty up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So a lot of people obviously texting in two to
nine eighty seven. I'm gonna go through some of these
text What are you happy about or thankful for? If
you want a text, great, If you want to call
him like Daniel did, awesome. We've got some people lined
up eight seven seven forty for what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Holy crap this facility show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
All right, let's go through some of the text messages.
We have our question, what's something that you're thankful for?
What's something that you're happy about? This one says morning,
what is show? I'm thankful that my mother is breast
cancer free now for four years. Congratulations, that's awesome. Yeah,

(01:07:42):
my mom's been a remission for a long time too.
It's like that's something that you constantly have on your brain,
you know, this is Ali. I'm thankful that after my
boyfriend passed away two and a half years ago, that
I found a second love of my life. No one
should ever think that you only get one soul mate
when tragedy happens.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Me love to you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Thank you for being the best part of getting through
the worst time in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Thank you, Ali. That was nice. That was one of
the things I was thinking about.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I you know, I'd mentioned to Mike Shinoda when he
was here, and I said, you know, I see these
people and they're you know, being ish heads, you know,
talking crab as if like Lincoln Park should have died
with Chester and it was his own choice, right, Why
is it that these guys can't go on like if
somebody's widowed for whatever reason, they're disposed to put themselves
away and go off into a closet, into the archive forever, like,

(01:08:29):
you know, do they not deserve to be happy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Do not deserve to have love again?

Speaker 11 (01:08:32):
They're still here, right, They still have a life to accomplish, They.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Still love music, they want to do things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Yeah, and it's very sad, and you know, the circumstances
and everything else. Nobody preferred that, nobody wanted that, and
they didn't kick him out of the band or whatever.
It's terrible what happened to them. But can't you be
happy for these other people? It wasn't just him that
you love. You love this band, right, and these other
people who are really great, genuinely nice people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Can't you be happy for them?

Speaker 11 (01:08:56):
Some people continue to do the thing that they love
because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
So easy to be negative, yeah, versus you get a
reaction this tectivity. Seven oh two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I'm thankful for my arm finally being one hundred percent.
Back in April, I suffered a distal bicep tendon rupture
whatever that is, and had I had surgery back in May.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
That sucks. Good God.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
I'm thankful for my soon to be fiance. We went
to buy an engagement ring and she gave me an
awesome BJ last night. Let's go to Let's see how
about Jeff. Good morning, Jeff, How are you good?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Yeah? How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
You're doing great. What what are you thankful for? What
are you happy about?

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Oh, I'm thankful for man in the past, a couple
of For a long time in my life, I was
a big party animal, all that going out all the time.
And my daughter was born and uh, I decided to
clean it up. So I went and uh went to
a facility, got myself sober, and I couldn't have done
it without her. So I'm thanking for my daughter, my family,
the support system. About five. It's sober now. So it's

(01:10:01):
been an awesome right, said nice. She really Uh she
changed my life, man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
So congratulation for her.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Yeah, and stick with the man's cool. All right, man,
thank you, all right, letter, let's go to daithan Dathan
or does she type that in wrong? She took she
typed it all right, good way to go Morgan. Nice,
Hello Dathan. So what are you thankful for? What are
you happy about?

Speaker 17 (01:10:25):
Well, I'm really thankful for my son. He was born
January seventeenth of this year, and during the pregnancy they
found that he had a heart defect, which was basically
he has two being a cava.

Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
Instead of one. And he.

Speaker 17 (01:10:46):
He was born and they checked him out and he's
one hundred percent healthy, totally good, and he's a beautiful baby.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and everything's going well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 17 (01:10:58):
He's now ten months old and he's just as happy
as going to be sleeping in the back seat right now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Like what's the prognosis, Like what do they have to
do going forward? Anything or just kind of keep an
eye on it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Nothing, nothing at all.

Speaker 12 (01:11:10):
He's completely good.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
That's yea.

Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
He still has the two, but he's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
He's basically a less extreme case. Wow, that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
I had a buddy born the same kind of condition
and he slays dude, so hell yeah yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:11:23):
So there's you know, yeah, there's that you have to
look forward to. Just keep that in your back pocket,
you know what I'm saying. Someday he will slay future
master swordsman. Yeah yeah, yeah right, I get those high
fives ready. Yeah all right, Dathan, thank you for calling man,
enjoy your holiday.

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
Appreciate, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Listen to what his show. All right, we got some
more what he showed next, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
No show, will be right back show and into another
due hour.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Hello the wood Show, Woody, Greg, we got a sea
bad there is Sam Gina grad By the way, Gina
was telling us about this this Barbie hoarder which Greg
hates hoarders. If anybody's new to the show, Greg, explain
your position on hoarding place.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
I think hoarding, for the most part is mislabeled. I
understand it stems from some sort of trauma and then
you get this mental illness where you collect stuff. But
I think my theory is that they're just hardcore nuclear lazy.

Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
You've never sad something there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
You've never seen a hoarder who's a marathon runner. You've
never seen a hoarder who has working toilets, So they
just get a bucket. They're so lazy they can't even
call a plumber just because you have an excess of trash,
your your sink doesn't work. Yeah, you know, it's so stupid,
so lazy.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
I think they And then the quote just the the
disability is them telling themselves why they aren't lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
They're actually a collector. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Well, was was Howard Hughes considered like a horder or
does he just kind of a well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
I know he.

Speaker 11 (01:13:05):
Hoarded Kleenex boxes on his shoes, he kept.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
His own urine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Weird nail.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
That was my question, Like, how can he be a
germophobe if you're collecting your own you.

Speaker 11 (01:13:15):
Know, waist because he's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Well I knew that, That's what I'm saying, so it
would be a mental Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
And then a horder will eat a you know, a
hamburger and then take the wrapper and just throw it
on the floor. Right, So don't tell me you're doing
that because but your sister died.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
I watch a lot, That's my favorite TV show. I'm obsessed,
and these people are like, don't take that used Kleenex.
It was me maws, So like they are nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah, it's insane. What's cool?

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Now there's Instagram accounts that are not even the TV
show anymore. Now there's Instagram accounts that'll just go clean
up these people's houses for free because.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Then they make money off. Do they have to video?
Do they have to kick him out first or till
they die?

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I don't understand that. I don't know what this situation. Yeah,
because the next part of the show is like fighting
with the person as we're gonna just sit there and
everybody else does the word We're.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Gonna make two piles. Yeah, this pile is the stuff
that we can keep, right. The rest of this stuff
is the stuff that we're going to have hauled away.
They're like freaking out, Yeah, over some broken lawn chair and.

Speaker 11 (01:14:16):
Then clean the house, right fish tanks?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah? All right? So who is this Barbie hoarder.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
This dude is named Stanley Colerot, and he is very
proud of his collection. He's in Hudson, Florida, and he
dresses from head to toe and like just the hottest
of hot pink. He has over two thousand Barbies. It
takes up four rooms in his house, including his bedroom,
and he spent over eighty grand a dude, yeah on
these dolls. He has a Barbie plane, a Barbie car,

(01:14:43):
a three foot tall Rapunzel Barbie, three thousand Barbie outfits,
and one thousand dollars Barbie dreamhouse. Here he is explaining
the origin of this obsession.

Speaker 21 (01:14:53):
I started collecting in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
That's a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
That's a dude.

Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
That's Stanley. No, that's Stanley.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
I was gonna make a juggle. What does his boyfriend
think about.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
This collect You'll find out.

Speaker 21 (01:15:04):
I started collecting in nineteen ninety seven and it's just
been going and going. People walk into my museum and
there that their jaws is just dropped. Anything that I
find at a garage sale that has the BA R B.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
I E to it, I'm buying it.

Speaker 21 (01:15:21):
It's like a drug habit.

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
You just can't quit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
You go, girl y, hey have you seen in the video?
Do you see is it a total junker house or
is it put together?

Speaker 11 (01:15:32):
The house is whatever the barbies are at least you
can see every barbie. They're not in a pile. They're
like stapled to the walls. But that's the thing. It's
like talking about an asylum. It's from its floor to ceiling.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Just isn't the kind of guy that would have like
garbage on the floor.

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Yeah, no, he definitely, he definitely. He may have some
bodies buried under the patio, but they are not You
don't see him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Stanley showing me a photo right now and it looks
very well.

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
We will kemp.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah. Not like a typical horror house.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Orders just a mess or kind of like boards, collection
and stuff because you just have everything like on what
like shelves.

Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
Oh yeah, shelving. Now I don't have the space to
put everything on the walls and everything anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Yeah, I saw a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
He's post stuff on Instagram every once in ase, maybe
yesterday day before. He just has like random photos of
like the eight billion action figures of Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yep, you know you know how many you have? Just
roughly like rough estimate how many action figures?

Speaker 10 (01:16:26):
Oh god, I have no idea. You would have to
break it down by by series. It's still I wouldn't
have an idea really, like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
A rough estimate how many hundreds? No, I have one
hundred barely on one shelf. Hundreds No, I'd say maybe endless.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Accounting storage maybe three four thousand? What maybe maybe more
moving thousands? Yeah, huh, well I have a lot of storage.
Greg obviously he has them on ice. Yeah. Yeah, I
don't have the space to display them. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
So Stanley the Barbie hoarder, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:59):
Let's talk about Stanley's man Dennis, who now has over
a thousand Ken dolls. He is totally on board with
this insanity check.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Oh yeah, well he's got so he does the Ken
side of things.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
He does now because of love, Stanley.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Is doing the bar Okay, what a couple of weirdos.

Speaker 21 (01:17:16):
I told him I was a Barbie collector, and I
took him to his first barbie convention and he went
and started buying up every ten that he could get
his hands on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
They both sound like chicks, don't they.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
By the way, the photo I see his jacket looks fabulous.

Speaker 11 (01:17:31):
It is, and he says, Uh, barbies aren't just for
little girls, It's for everybody who enjoys quality. Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Is that what your argument was for the Stanley Muggs.

Speaker 13 (01:17:44):
Stanley Muggs are quality.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
I mean, that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Fact he askept asker the question like why Stanley. There's
been a number of.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
I've explained it to you so many times.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
Because there's a straw, because there's because it's big, but
also can fit in the Yeah, got.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
All that comes in pretty colors.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
I hope I'm not jumping ahead, but like, how does
he afford to even get all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Later?

Speaker 11 (01:18:07):
I'm clear, I'm wondering if if Dennis is a sugar daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
He's quite old, isn't it okay?

Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
But if you think that Stanley is going to stop
anytime soon, you are sorely mistaken.

Speaker 21 (01:18:21):
I would never stop collecting. I will just go from
one room to another room until I run out of rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Yeah, I think it's like that's that's super weird. But
the people I also find to be very strange. And Sammy,
I'm sorry. I don't know if you aspire to be
a person like this. I know my wife would love
to have a room like this where it's Christmas all year.

Speaker 11 (01:18:41):
Oh, I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Have you seen the people who have their basement that's
Christmas all year? So you just like go down to
the basement and there's a Christmas tree and all this time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
I think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
It sounds like a dream, like there is a time
that it plays, and I do like that season. I
like it, you know, I see the tree and things
are but like it's it's a it's a it's a
it's a moment.

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
Yeah, you have to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
It's not an everyday thing. What is left in the
world for this guy to collect? I mean, I don't know.
He must have every Barbie thing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Well he should go to uh this thing that Menace
stumbled upon, Yeah, Barbie Khan, Barbie Khani day Long all
sold out. Yeah, and Menace was doing something completely different
and he saw these people with all this Barbie stuff
and he found out what was happening. It was a
Barbie convention, so much like SeaBASS does when he goes
to comic con. This is comic con butt all barbie crap. Yeah,

(01:19:29):
and these people are buying all these things. And so
he talked to the different people and what they bought.
We get to hear about that, and then we have
to try to guess how much they spent on that
Barbie crab amazing. All right, so we're gonna do that
next eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie is the phone
number here at the Woody Show. Set us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yeah, what's the route Barbiety show.

Speaker 15 (01:19:54):
I'm an enemy of being the language.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I think there's some snailing things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Going on the Woody Show with back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
While we were introduced to the Barbie horder, Stanley, Stanley
and his boyfriend. Stanley collects all the Barbie stuff and
Dennis and Dennis the boyfriend he collects all the Ken stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
It's a match made in Barbie heavens. Yeah, it's so efficient.
Oh yeah, and what was the name of the show
that was on that was on that was on, something
called Truly Truly. Yeah, there's there's a drink.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
There is.

Speaker 11 (01:20:29):
There are Hoarders episodes of uh, you know, Barbie collectors
on the show Holders, but they are so depressing it's
not even fun.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
You said that you're a huge fan of the show Hoarders.
What's what's what's your favorite episode? The one episode that
you remember that just kind of stands out?

Speaker 11 (01:20:43):
Oh my god, there's so many. I love when they're well,
it makes me sad. I don't love it, but I'm
fascinated by old people who just wear like three coats
and the like, well where do you sleep? And they
just sit down in their hoard right here. There's a
lot of that. And one of them believes that a
demon is possessing her and she has a skull of

(01:21:04):
a cat and she calls her she calls it friend,
and that friend is telling her to do it. There's
some amazing episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Do you remember the one where the old man who
was a former engineer, his horde is so bad that
he bought the house across the street and he had
two hoarder houses and useless tools, just piecing. Never want
to go to let go of anything.

Speaker 11 (01:21:25):
They love their tools.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Can you imagine having a neighbor who's a hoarder.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I would accidentally set it on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
So going from the barbie hoarder to people who go
to Barbie conventions and they spend decent money on a
bunch of different garbage, there's all these different Barbie things.
Sea Bass, I'm sorry, Sea Bess, Menace post up a
couple of these pictures of these.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Things that they bought.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Yes, I'm looking like just just see it just looks
kind of like a vintage Oh yeah, so it's not
just like the the newer stuff. I'm sure they have
a lot of the newer stuff there. They have so
much there. But this is gonna I was gonna go
to and say, is this works? Just like when Sea
Bass goes to comic con talks to the nerds there
about the nerd crap they bought. We'll hear a little
bit about the person, what they have, what item they've got,

(01:22:15):
and then try to guess how much they paid for
that Barbie craft. Yes, and who is this first person here?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Well, this first person is an older gentleman I would say,
maybe in his seventies. Just by the way, this convention
was ninety nine point nine percent all adults, very few
kids there, okay, mostly yeah, mostly older women and a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Of gay gentlemen. And this is the older gay gentleman.
And I asked them. I saw him going through some
clothes and I started asking them some questions. All right,
I see that you're looking.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Through Barbie clothes.

Speaker 20 (01:22:49):
I bought some very rare early vintage dolls that were
only available in Europe or Japan. And my husband also
likes the superstar eighties era, so he gets the eighties stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I get the early stuff, and we're all happy. What
is the most expensive item that you bought today?

Speaker 20 (01:23:05):
It was a side part American girl, a blonde signed
part Japanese exclusive American Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 12 (01:23:13):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Like two mentions in the van right there. Yeah, so
that's what he bought. Yeah, the barb did. The Japanese
called it American Girl. Ah oh, I see. And she's
got a side part in her hair.

Speaker 11 (01:23:22):
A little frumpy, but it's a daded love. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
It looks like is it from the sixties?

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Maybe reddish hair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I mean I have no frame of reference on
any of this stuff. Samuel will go to you first.
I mean, this seems more Yeah, it looks older.

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
It looks like nothing you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
That's why. Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
So I think it's going to be more expensive. I'll
say one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Bucks twenty bars, way higher than that, even I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Twenty bus.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
What does a normal barbie go for twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I didn't tell you this, but I actually with the microphone.
I went to a target real quick and bought a
bar Arbie and then set the microphone on top of
the barbie.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
So that was horrible. Alright, that's kah. I took a photo. Kid.
I'm gonna say three seventy five.

Speaker 11 (01:24:09):
I mean, yeah, go ahead, I'm thinking an easy round.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Three hundo, three hund What was your bin? Three seventy five,
three seventy five sea bass. I'm gonna because it's so
old and it's from Japan's greatest country in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
One thousand dollars plus, oh a rillion dollars plus. I
was gonna say more like six or seven. I'll go
seven hundred dollars. All right, all right for a item
number one, this vintage barb Let's find out how much
is this barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
It was about five thousand. Actually, if you could believe
that it's a good price for that.

Speaker 20 (01:24:37):
Doll what really, if you go any bay or online
you'd probably pay as much.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
So oh yeah, five five thousand? Are you insane? Yes,
I'm seeing I know nothing about the old game man money. Yeah,
thousand dollars, I'm seeing something as much as six.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
But yeah, yeah, it's a generational game.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Thousand. Well, this is vintage Barbie American Girls side part
new in box, never never played with.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Yeah, and it's similar to one that played with a right.
How much for that barbie crap? What's the next thing here?
I'm sorry, jeez, I'm so used that muscle memory there. Yeah,
all right, menace.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
So this next booth I went to, it was a
granddaughter and a grandmother that had a bunch of Barbies
for sale. So I asked them some questions.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
All right, at barbiekan, I.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
See that you're helping run a booth here today, Yes,
I am. What do you think is the most prized
position that you guys are selling today?

Speaker 21 (01:25:38):
The barbie is made by Kitty, She's the person that
made the very first black Barbie, so they are priceless.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
How much is this barbie crap?

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Well, she said priceless, yeah, price on it. So what's
the most expensive one made by Kitty that they have there? Okay,
Kitty is a designer, and I'm I had some other
designers there, kind of like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Off White, yeah, for Nike, but they're officially that would
be design a doll, but this is officially licensed Barbie
off White would be like Virgil, who's the off White designer?
So this is Kitty designers. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
I love how you called like the first black Barbie
crap to her face menacese great balls.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Okay, so this is for the one of those dolls.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
I'm thrown off now after that seventeen dollars all right,
the Gina go first on this one.

Speaker 11 (01:26:31):
It's not vintage, so that I'm taking into major consideration.
I'm saying four hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Bucks, four hundred bucks. Greg Gory h seven hundred, seven
hundred dollars, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
Well, they said the most expensive one by this, I'm
going to say one thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Dollars, all right, the Sea Bass one thousand and one,
two thousand dollars, all right. I could have been a
deck and said one thousand and two. But you know,
I'm cool like that, you know, all right? All right,
let's find out how much? How much is this Barbie krap?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Grandma?

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
How much is your most expensive kiddie doll?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Almost five hundred dollars? Now I'm all turned around.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Yeah now it's reasonable, reasonable five hundred bucks? Yeah, all right,
so menace at Barbie kan who's next?

Speaker 15 (01:27:17):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
This next person that I talked to, she has the
longest running booth at all Barbie coans. She said that
she's gone to about thirty five forty of these cons
And she was like, I don't know a star there.
Everyone knew who she was. I didn't know who she was.
But I went up to her and asked her what
was the most expensive item at her booth?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
All right, it looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
You're selling a bunch of vintage dolls.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Now what would be the highest price doll that you're
selling today? Right here?

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
This is the Empress of Japan. There are only four
known in the world.

Speaker 11 (01:27:52):
And I am the proud odor of one, and then
there's three other people that on the other ones.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
But how much is this Barbie crap? Hey? No, bray,
how much for a half and a half? Is that
like a sanctioned Barbie?

Speaker 11 (01:28:07):
Or Look, it looks beautiful, it's very pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Is a Japanese princess being nothing about it? Says Barbie?

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
No quality for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I mean it has the shape of a Barbie, right,
I would never think, oh that's a Barbie.

Speaker 19 (01:28:20):
Well, there's only four in the world world, so major
exclusive and it's draped in like a gold kaftan, right, okay,
so elaborate, Yeah, just by the limited quantity and how
much like that other one went for?

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
The other one went for I'm going to say was
five thousand on that first one. Yeah, yeah, let's go
ten thousands.

Speaker 11 (01:28:41):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
That's what I was going to do. You were, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
I mean I'm saying because it's there's only four of
these things.

Speaker 11 (01:28:49):
Right, screw it. I'm feeling like a Betan woman. Let's
say fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Fifteen, Let's say twelve these twelve thousand.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Sammy, I'll say thirteen thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Now, did you think we were way too low or
way too high? Sea bass? I your reaction?

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Hi, that will go one thousand, one thousand. All right,
Let's find out how much for this very limited edition
Barbie crap? How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
She's around fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
But you sure we didn't just hear fifteen fifty fifty
five zero fifty thousand?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
She's around fifty thousand, fifty thousand. Yeah, she's amazing, Yeah, yeah,
keep her?

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Are you sure she be at a convention?

Speaker 11 (01:29:34):
That's so risky you're just whipping it around at the
star she.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Are you sure she didn't mean fifty thousand pall malls?
She smoked in her life style? A confusion there? All right,
give me one more here, menace.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Okay, this guy was just selling clothing at his booth,
all right, Barbie clothes was just clothes from vintage Barbies.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Okay, let's find out more about that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
What are you selling at your booth?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:29:59):
This is all vintage Barbie nineteen sixty to nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Now what is the for the most highest price? Item
that you're selling at.

Speaker 22 (01:30:06):
The highest price is probably this dress right here. It's
from the first gear that Barbie was introduced. It's called
gay Parisians.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
It's called good sounds like a blue thing. I just
got a.

Speaker 11 (01:30:21):
Like a little blue frock with a little like fur
cape and leggings.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Are those legs?

Speaker 11 (01:30:26):
Those are evening gloves, yeah, okay, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Little shoes so you can dress up your Barbie, right, yeah,
like the white gloves. I said. This is just for
the one outfit, right yep, from the first beer Barbie ever,
which is what seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Five, fifty fifty or sixty eight I think for.

Speaker 11 (01:30:44):
No earlier than that fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
All right, So how much for this barbie crack? Who
wants to be first? I must say, just just because
it's from the very first one, and and uh, it
is just the outfit on this one. I will say
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:31:08):
I'm going to say fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Fifteen hundred, yeah, just for the clothes.

Speaker 11 (01:31:12):
They love this crap.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Well, yeah, they love all this stuff, but there's not
even the doll so just sometimes the clothes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
Are harder to find than Yeah, alright, what do you say?

Speaker 12 (01:31:22):
Then?

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
I'll say seven hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Sammy says seven hundred, Greg Gory four hundred, four hundred,
Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
I will go with six hundred, and I could probably
bargain him down if I spent some time with him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Yeah, all right, let's find out how much is this
Barbie crap? It's priced at five hundred and fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
What is your favorite Barbie outfit of all time?

Speaker 22 (01:31:47):
Actually, it's a tie between the gay parision or commuter set.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
I do like the commuter set. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 22 (01:31:53):
It's really cool if it was Barbie was a businesswan
before anybody else wants Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Baby, yeah, girl.

Speaker 11 (01:31:59):
This is a someone making fun of a man.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
No, this is a that's a real dude. I believe
this is the gun show. I'd be like, yeah, this
is a guy. This is a guy making a joke.
I'm a stereotype.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Yeah, alright, well, nice job, menace shocking Barbie Khan. How
much that Barbie crap? More what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Hang on, turn it up. Well, yeah, it's a woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
We love.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
But he's a monster. We don't care what he looks like.
This is the show, all right, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
It's it's been all about Barbie really this hour and
a couple of different ways. We started with Gina grad
who she was telling us about this thing, about this
this guy who's a Barbie Horner. He's got so much
Barbie crab thing. Yeah that's his thing, and his boyfriend
collects all the ken stuff. It was very clean and fancy. Yeah,

(01:33:04):
not like a gayhord. That's a gay horse.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
That's a gay horn. Yeah, Pedero hoarders are just slope
there discussing, discussing, slump. And then Menace had some audio.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
He found the Barbie Kan and so he was talking
to the people who were selling stuff and whatever, Barbie Kan,
how much for that Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Which we we did right for the break and we.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Do have one more we got you got a little
bonus round of how much that Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yep, this is just eye opening. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
One of these things, if you remember, the one was
going for fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Yeah, it was like this, what did you what did
you call that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
A vintage Japanese like a princess empress empress? Yeah, four
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Yeah, and so this thing was selling for four I'm
sorry for fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, there's another thing that
was going for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
We thought that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
And another thing I didn't say about this convention. You
know how like you go to events and they'll have
like these things they can stand in front of and
take photos, like fun picks and stuff like that. They
had that set up around the convention for your dolls.
So if you had a doll, you can set up
take a photo of it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Oh yeah, they said it was like a lot of
older people, older people like barely any Was it a
big crowd?

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Yeah, a large crowd again five day event sold out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Wow, Okay, we have one more thing here. Men is
talking to the different people there Barbie Khan and how
much for that Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Is this person?

Speaker 12 (01:34:36):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
This one is a younger gay gentleman that was there
who had a kick ass jean jacket that said Barbie
on the back of it. But it wasn't his first rodeo.
So I asked him, like what he was buying that day? Okay,
what does Barbie mean to you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
She's life. She means the world to me. I love her.
When did he become a fan? Since?

Speaker 22 (01:34:56):
Like childhood, I've always liked Barbie, even though I wasn't spoke,
but I loved her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
It's the only girl I've ever loved.

Speaker 15 (01:35:03):
Did you pick any items up today?

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
A Pink Collection number five doll and then also the
twenty twenty conventional twenty twenty one convention dolls.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
I think it was online. A couple of those.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
How much is this Barbie crap? Okay, so what are
we what are we bidding on? He said he bought
a couple of things. Yeah, like how much do those
cost together?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
So together?

Speaker 11 (01:35:21):
Some total?

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
So these are pictures of what he bought. Yes, so
there's a Barbie in a pink dress and then a
Barbie yeah dvantage in a box.

Speaker 11 (01:35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
The vintage one is just a convention exclusive, so they
made it look vintage.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
But okay, well that's that's big.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
That's big for both things, for both things, and the
first one is that that's not vintage, that's just kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
A yeah, just one that he likes pink Barbie. Okay,
I'll open the bidding. Okay, I've had two hundred dollars
two hundred bucks for both. Yeah, for both.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
I'm just gonna say, like for both seven hundred dollars,
all right, But because the one thing is a convention
exclud lusive, right all right, and then the other one
is just don't I don't know. I think the majority
of that value will be in the in that convention exclusive.
So I'll get Yeah, I'll go seven seven hundred. I'm
going four hundred, four hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Four hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
Sammy I'll say seven to fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Seven fifty sea bass three dollars, three dollars all right,
actual Barbie Cohn price.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
Umm?

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Like three hundred dollars? Three hundred all right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Yeah, he's even laughing because he knows it's silly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Barbie is life?

Speaker 12 (01:36:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Yes it is? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Alright, Well, well there you go. Save up if you
want to be on the level of these people. I
know that's an expensive ass hobby man dream. All right,
morewood he shows next. Hang on, all your weldest dreams
will come true after this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Not all, what's a few whatever? It's the Woody Show.