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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody, Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well all babe, the best? All right? So uh it
is Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's November the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
We are The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Mording. That's great, gory.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hi, we got Menace, Gina grad Sea Mass Sammy, there's Morgan.
She is our associate producer, von our video producer, Dumbass
Tyler Bort Mengji. Thank you for being here and giving
us some of your valuable time this morning. Plenty of
ways to be a part of things. Eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
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Speaker 4 (01:23):
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Email at the woodieshow dot com. Coming up for you today,
Gina's grad school. It's a Thanksgiving theme because you know,

(01:44):
on a con of today being Thanksgiving, that makes sense.
There's a no hands challenge Thanksgiving addition, Yes, are you
picking up on a theme also, and you know a
lot of family get togethers. We talked recently about why
they beef in different family members, and you know, hey,
why are some listeners beefing with us? What's their problem?
The thing is, your family's your family and in this case,

(02:07):
in this do the situation, listeners are listeners and we're
just a radio show. So sa of you, we're meeting
at the crossroads today, Round of wood you show a
golden bachelorette as well. That's hot and sexy. It is
speaking of people, you know, getting together, friends, family and stuff.
Greg Gory had just kind of casually mentioned about how

(02:28):
his parents were friends with the band Rush.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I can't believe I never told you this story.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I like in passing, but we never really kind of
heard this st We've never done a deep dive on it.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
So essentially, you know, when you well, you guys didn't
well you didn't go to college, Woody. But now when
you're in your early twenties in your college, either in
college or right out of college, you kind of have
like couple's friends, you know, so you have your best
couples friends. And my parents had these best couple friends.
Alex was the husband, uh And then I'm sorry, no,

(03:03):
Nick was the husband Nick and they called him Nicky
and they're a Russian, so they're all, it's this foursome
and well, yeah, So then they would hang out with
Nick and his soon to be wife at their place,
and then they would go hang out at my parents' place, this,
that and the other. But every time they went to uh,
Nick and Sasha's house, Sasha was the wife. The little

(03:25):
brother Alex was there with his long hair. He'd be
hanging out in the basement. My dad would have said, oh,
he was kind of a delinquent type. So his name
is Alex turns out to be Alex Leifs and his
real last name is not Life's and it's some incredibly long,
difficult to pronounce Russian name, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Not letters that aren't letters exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
So for years they would all hang out and then
Alex would come into the room and he'd hang out
and stuff, and they were doing this, that and the other,
and then sometimes you know, his friend.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Getdy would be there.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
And anyway, fast forward to let's say twenty five years later.
His family has since moved to Canada. My family has
since moved to northern California. I'm about fifteen at this point,
and Nick comes to visit my parents. They haven't seen
each other in years. And then my dad out of

(04:22):
the blue, said, hey, Nick, by the way, how Sasha's
little brother Alex doing, And he said, you know what,
he's actually doing quite well, which surprised my parents because
he was always just kind of, yeah, the long haired hippie,
delinquent guy hanging out in the basement. And he said, oh,
what's he up to. He said, He's in a band.
It's called Rush, and my brother Rush for him is

(04:45):
depeche Mode for me. My brother almost fainted, almost started crying.
Your brother in law's Alex Lifson. Oh my god. So
then about a week later, we get these packages in
the mail from Alex with at the top cassette tapes
all the Rush tapes with tickets to their show that
was upcoming, wrapped around with rubber band and this written,

(05:07):
Hey Greg and Mike, it's Alex and hope you come
see us. Say hi to your parents for me. I
remember them from when I was a kid, and this
and the and then we went to the show. And
so that, unbeknownst to them at the time, They weren't
Rush when they were friends, but Geddy and Alex were
always there hanging out being quote delinquents together.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
They were friends with their older brothers with roughly Alex's
sister sister, right, and then Nick was the brother in
law to Alex life then.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
And wow, there are a lot of Rush super fans.
So your brother, your brother, right.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
My brother is a massive Rush mega ultra fan.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
You want to talk about a sausage party, holy c.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Concert?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I been, that was and that was my first
concert Rush.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
So did you have backstage passes and stuff?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Really, nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Did they sign the cassette tapes? Yes?

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh nice?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Wow was pretty.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's cool. It was cool, But.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
So I mean it was it's how they had a
Rush connection. They didn't know them as the band. They
knew him as as a kid or as a as
the brother of one of their best friends. So well,
but yeah, and I don't even know how to pronounce
his last name, to be honest.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Well, my mom was friends with the wife of the
guy that made the song the Year of the Cat.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I remember that song.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I don't know some favorite song, A Year of the Cat.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Bet it's not in our system.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I know it's not the system. I'm going right to
the internet.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Al Stewart, you're of the cat.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Look at some picture that pops up and you see him.
He looks he looks like Towns And how did your
mom know this guy? Like, my mom's friends with.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
His wife, the wife of the guy. Who does he
looks like?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Who played? I mean, I don't want to overshadow you
rush story. This guy played acoustic guitar on a rug
with incense. Oh, he's on Rhino Rawall was on Rhino Records.
The Year of the Cat came out in seventy six.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
No, ie, he's still alive, yeah, says yeah, Mal Stewart.
Year of the Cat seventy eight years old. Oh, why
it's all.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Again one ear, weird one air thing.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
They used to do that back in the day because
it cann't have multi track mixing, I know, but at
least it was monoed down right.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you also played on YouTube mix which could be
is it from their official channel? I mean nice intro.
By the way, I think I've heard this in movies.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah, yeah, you ca cat, Yeah, tween seventy six.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
The Sun, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That you know who likes the.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Song you might know the hook, Sammy, I do like
the song, you don't know it.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I like old songs.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know it, but just yeah, I would almost
young rock, not quite like the almost right. He'll like
thirteen million bucks. No, yeah, he is from that.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Here the cat dog, here the cat cat Dog. If
you have if you have a hit from the old
timy days, you get the money. Yeah nowadays?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, do you remember that song, solid Solid I remember
seeing that. I think they were a husband and wife
and they were living in a car with no money.
That song went to number one Boom Mansion.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Ball and back in those days and Simpson, Yeah, they
were living in their car.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Yeah, because back then, like record labels didn't really take
money from your live performances.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, and they didn't care about that.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Oh yeah yeah, hell yeah, dude, solid way Yeah, got
all the songs like that.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
That cat song was like over six minutes, LONGEZ, this
one's over five minutes long.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
No one makes songs that long anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, nobody got time for that.

Speaker 10 (09:30):
Yeah, TikTok. Yeah, I gotta get to the hook chorus.
Jesus five minutes later, Here we.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Go, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
There's Mother Reppers beside.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Solid Memory Lane. There you might want to talk to
MENACE's mom's girlfriend's wife or whatever the hell. Because Alice
Stewart many years later wrote an entire album called down
in the Cellar Concept Album, and the concept was why why.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Just the term concept album gonna It reminds me of
like Grateful Dead b sides.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
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Speaker 1 (11:16):
Dude, Gina got pulled over on the way to work
this morning. Oh welcome.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
All the time an interaction.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Now, let's take best because I did not hear how
this ended up, whether she got the ticket or not.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Do you know, Sammy, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You don't Okay, you kind of shot her a look
as if you already store. All I know is.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
That she got pulled over and there was some kind
of interaction. The question is, did Gina grad get herself
out of the ticket?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (11:41):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Greg? Well, hold on, what was it for?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Can we We're not going to get any details.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Don't say traffic stop, but that could be. That could
be like a big difference between certain types of traffics.
Thats okay, fine speeding, no speeding.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Running a red light?

Speaker 12 (11:55):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Not? Stopping the light? A dusting of running a red light?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay? Okay, all right, So did you get out of it?

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Was outside that like our building? Yes, it was okay,
because they pulled people out over all the time here.
I think one of our coworkers, I think he's counted.
He's been pulled over thirteen times.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh wow, I'm going to say she did not get
out of the ticket.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
She did get the ticket, okay forcot the ticket? Yeah, menace.
I think she got out of it. Got out of it, Yeah,
got out of it, got out of it. Yeah, light ticket.
She's a woman, warning warning, first time they've dealt with
her on the way to work, so very early in
the morning. As hell, thank you so much. Yeah, this
is like three thirty ish.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Okay, I would say, I would say that you did
get out of the tickets and scream at the cops,
like although the local cops are very hardcore militant building
they are. I mean, I don't think i'd get out
of the ticket really if I deal with them. But
I'm guessing that you probably did.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, do you want me to just kind of.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
The story and then at the end you can give
us the big reveal.

Speaker 13 (13:00):
I will so coming into work not a soul for
in any direction. I mean, I can see the full horizon.
There's nothing there. I'm alone, and uh, I've had some
weird interactions, like in the middle of the night at
like an intersection where like people come like knocking on
your window and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
And I'm not down with that, so I didn't. I
wanted to avoid it just in case you pulled a
Tyreek hill. Well it was yellow ish.

Speaker 13 (13:27):
And I can and I drove through down to the
into the you know, the downy thing, the down people
call that a driveway.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, oh, to where you pull into the garage the underground.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, the dippy, downy thing. This was literally pulling in
two words, just the way would have went off lights.
I would have just gone into the garage here.

Speaker 13 (13:51):
There were lights behind me, like you know, headlights. I
was like, oh, somebody's coming in with me. But they
pulled up next to me and this young looking dude
with a chisel joke rolls down his window and just
stares at me, and I look at him and we
don't say anything to each other, just staring at me,
and he lights me up with so many F bombs.

(14:11):
I've never seen a cop do this to anybody.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
So first words are F bomb.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
He's like, what the F?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
And I was like, excuse me. He's like, whoa wait,
wait you do you don't speak English? Your dad? And
I'm just because he's like.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
I'm the herd he and I'm you know, at like
look what I'm wearing. I look like a mom, Like
I'm not like trying to be clearly not trying every hot.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
So I was like, sir.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
He's like, oh, no, sir, me, Now, what the F?
What the He's like, what? He goes? You I have
on cam. I have on my f and camera what
you did and you did it twice? Like what I
did it? I go, sir, I most certainly did not.
Oh now you're gonna f and lie to me.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
And I was like, sir, did you have to established
what the infraction was this point?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Nothing? Nothing has been especial light twice. That's what I
wanted to know.

Speaker 13 (15:05):
So he goes, nothing makes me more f and mad
than when I see something it's on my fin camera.
And then somebody's like, I'm like, yo, sir, like i'd
him down. He'sa just clenched, he's like piercing his he's
like a young kind of good looking, like young buck
alone and uh.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And he was just like super mad at me. And
I kept going, sir, because I didn't want to, you know,
put me in. What I was gonna say was like, I.

Speaker 13 (15:38):
Don't think there's any need for that. And I was like,
you know, you know, just shut up, okay, and I go,
you know what, You're absolutely right. I am driving alone
in the middle of the night. I do not like
stopping when it's just me. I want anyone coming up
to my car. I don't want to be bothered. I
just want to get into the building.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
He's like, I get it, old, I'm a woman. And
I was like, god, he was accurate on that.

Speaker 13 (16:01):
I don't like stopping, but in general, sure, but I said,
it's the middle of the night. I don't want to
be set, you know, I don't want to be sitting
at a red light, like I don't. I don't think
that's safe.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
He's like, okay, now, did you come to a complete
stop and then then went through Like did you treat
it like a stop sign?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Unclear?

Speaker 13 (16:20):
But he's yelling at me and I'm just like yeah,
and I finally put my little praying hands like yeah, no,
you're right, You're right. Like I'm just like kind of
giving him the signal like please, it helped me.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
If you could have rolled on and showed your belly,
he probably would have done that right a hundred.

Speaker 13 (16:35):
So he finally goes, you know what, and then he goes,
there's a lot of homeless people around here.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I was like, that's kind of my point.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
He's like, if we hit one so well here.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's worth it to you to be arrested for manslaughter. Wow, cocaine,
it does.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
It does sound more like one of our local officers.

Speaker 11 (16:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I didn't know that because they are pretty very hard
and I've never interaction like this, and there are not
a lot of homeless people right outside our building.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
There's that one.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
That's there's one on a bench at the bus stop,
and you.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hated if he got roll over, that would be very sad.

Speaker 13 (17:11):
So the big finale, the big grand reveal, he goes,
I'm gonna let you off, but you consider this in
f and warning.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I was like, thank you, sir, two year old go crazy.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
It was I didn't get out of it, and he
was just he was still monologuing and decided to let me.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
It was bizarre.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Is that normal around here?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I mean they are intense. Mean the the fact that
he was so hot out of the gate.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
F forwards.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Let's let's say that you he pulled up, he's looking
at you, you roll the window down, and you immediately
take on the demeanor of a Greg Gory in that situation. Oh,
then then you probably would have gone to prison.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Bambies. I was like, bink, bink, anything anything wrong? Think
I didn't. I wasn't trying to mess with this dude
came out hot at me.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I mean whatever, I didn't get a ticket, but it
was weird. And you have to show cans or anything. Huh.
I look at me today, I don't know what. I'm
just like a substitute art teacher.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, Greg, what was the question that we had. We
were just kind of talking about it off the air,
like what if you can negotiate? Oh yeah, I figure
how you put it.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
If every time you get pulled over, the cop can
just tell you, like, what what are you willing to
do to get out of this ticket?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm down.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, it doesn't have to be sexual. Favorite could be.
It could be sexually. It could be something like, oh.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You know what, I'll buy your luck.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Show Well, even though he.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Was white hot, pissed, the police officer that pulled over
Gina Grad on our way into work let her off, Yeah,
with a warning.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You know, she basically ran a red light.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
On purpose because I don't feel like stopping.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It was the middle of the night alone.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Will I will tell you I I treat the red
lights at that time of day like stop signs ninety
percent of the time, not all the time. If there's
enough people out, I will just sit there and wait.
But it's one of those things where nobody's around. Yeah,
I look, look, look again, and then go You're safe.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, there is something to what you're saying, though, Even
at that hour of the day when we go to work.
If I'm at a red light in a two lane
area and I'm sitting next to another car at a
red light, it makes me very younger.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
But yeah, here's the thing, though, you still can't get
mad that he got pulled over. Though if you got no,
still broke the law.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I was literally never a part of my story is
up and up and down.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, here's the other thing.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Clearly, she doesn't listen because I've told there are two
different entrances to the garage of our building. Yeah, okay,
she doesn't like to stop at red lights. Great, I
told her, like, you know what you should do because
I noticed that she was parking on the opposite side
entrance coming into the main entrance. Exactly, there's too many
lights and you'll, especially at the time, you will end
up sitting there a number of times. So there's a

(20:02):
couple different ways to get around that. But if you
go the other way, it's all rights.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
It is.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
So it's it's you can make rights on red oh
the best.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, so that's what you need to do, your right,
that's what you mean.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Can we go back to the premise of why she
doesn't stop at red lights after dark? Apparently is that
you think dark? So Jeanus, there could be a random
man out.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
There, not a bear.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I chose the man. You all know that over you
do you not understand that? You Let's say someone does
walk up to you and starts knocking on your window. You,
at that point can then drive away. You're in a
large vehicle.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Your feet stop working.

Speaker 13 (20:40):
I don't know, man, there's some I don't know what
nice neighborhoods you live in, but I've lived in a
lot of places where they will pull on that door.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I've had stuff thrown at my windshield. Look, I've had
my windshield broken in by a crazy homeless person. Yeah,
I said, apparently you loved it so much you welcome it.
But at the same point, I understand that I'm in
a vehicle that can kill that if they try that.
That's also true.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
The CBS Evening News they did a story about this
person in Alabama. Now, if you've heard the story, nobody
say anything, because I'm going to make this little game
for you. So this person Alabama was speeding, got pulled over,
and when the state trooper found out that the driver
was struggling financially and couldn't afford a ticket. He spent
fifteen minutes talking to them about different career paths they

(21:24):
could take. They decided that nursing might be a good fit,
and so he let them off with a warning and
wrote on the on the little thing promised me, you
will go to nursing school and slow down and I
won't give you a ticket. Now, my question here was
the driver a man or a woman?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Nobody? Rush?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Was the driver the officer carry the two?

Speaker 11 (21:47):
I was.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
To be fair, I thought the question was was the
driver reel or a figment of imagination?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna say a man.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I'm gonna say a six foot six yeah, Burley, Yeah,
like more manson than the cops. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, I'm going to say a bodybuilder.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Okay, Now the officer is a man, right, drivers a bodybuilder?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Mail, yeah, they say very.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Big and Burley, I'm a male cage fighter, male cage fighter,
Sammy Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Well it's a twenty year old Abbey Rutledge. Oh it's
a woman. This is back in August of twenty twenty two.
She followed through. She graduated last month and she says
that she loves her new jobs and nurse and she's
now working as a surgical technician at a University of
Alabama Hospital in Birmingham, and she invited, I have a
picture right here.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, she's in Alabama six and a half. Oh, in
Alabama six. Really, we're just nice guys. Well, the thing
is the cops in Alabama. Three. Yeah. And remember this
was a couple of years ago. Okay, it was different.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
This is her now, yeah, this is her now.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Bump up seven?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
What did you say.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Me get closer?

Speaker 11 (23:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, your eyes? Yeah, she's like a five.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Well, she invited the state trooper to her graduation because
she wanted him to know what a huge impact he
made on her life.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Here's a clip from the CBS Evening News. I think
it was the right person, right Tom, in the right words.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And I told her, I said, well, how about we
talk about it? Then?

Speaker 14 (23:32):
As soon as he left, and as soon as I
got to where I was going, I started pushing myself
toward that career.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
And now I'm here.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
She made my entire career worth she made my entire career.
I'll creep into that sound.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Then how about we talk about it then?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, mcconnor, did she loaden? I know you can't afford it. Financially.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
But how about we talk about it.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Then, let's talk about it.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Let's see what pops up in noise.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
This guy has that neck classic like toe look where
it's bald, head, scrunched in face.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, it looks like it's a butterbean. It was the yeah,
what's the brother in law's name? And breaking bad. The
guy works as a cop trader, doesn't he kind of
he kind of has that Hanks trader look.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I do love that. By the way, Hank made a
guest appearance in the Tom Cruise film The Firm. I
was watching the other Oh, yes, we talk about it
then Tom Cruise I Want to Kill You was a
good he was one of the he was like one
of the bad guys. There's the main bad guy, who
I think is Rutger Howerd and then the Hanks trader
is like this, his little assistant guy was trying to

(24:36):
film from the nineties. I believe I popped up on
my para, popped up Greg on my parents, my new acquisition.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
How about way talk about it then?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Now would this ever work with a dude? Do you
think some guys sitting there going him? Man is real tight?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I'm in bad financial shape. Dude, he's gonna be like,
sign here.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, how about way talk about it.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Then let's talk about some career option.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's what happened in the history of.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I could watch a ticket. You can come back to
the backs. I want you to a nursing school, Sam.
He's gonna call you a five in two years.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, an Alabama five. I love me a five. Our
More Woody Show is coming up.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
More Woody Show is that.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
I can handle twelve men and once it's appropriate, even
if I'm small, I can handle a.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Threesome tense ten.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's how you play the dirty minds game.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
We know who you are show, all.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Right, you guys.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
You can't please people all the time. It's impossible. It's
got to be the definite definition of insanity or you're pandering.
I'm not interested in either one. And so every once
in a while, it's good, like a good spring cleaning,
or just cleaning things up, like getting rid of all
that crap out of your car. It doesn't it feel

(26:04):
better once you get all the garbage out. And that's
what we do when we have the WOODI Show Crossroads. Everybody, Yes,
time to cut some dead weight from the listener pool.

(26:28):
All right, So these are people that have hit us
up in one way, shape or form, either on The
Woody Show, email, email at the woodieshow dot com could
be on one of our social media platforms.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
A lot of times it's when people go to the
station website.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It says contact us and you can send an email
to the station, which they think is being sent to management,
which it is.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, but it also goes to the people who are
on the air. We get a good talking to different management.
Yeah everything.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Wait a minute, oh wait, they really never hit Okay, yeah,
I don't even think they're paying attention to their own stations.
Half the time, there's like one person that's running four stations.
Like you know, it used to be where there was
one program miratter for each station. They would listen to everything, right,
and now it's like a one person for five stations.
Should be fine, that's all right. So on those it's

(27:13):
always one of those of you who do request a reply, right,
and so they think that they're narking us out.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
But here we go.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
This is one from the station feedback. It's from Faith
subject to wood He Show supervisor. They do not reply,
request a reply and said I would like you to
know that you have a major problem with your morning show,
and that problem is Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I like the show as a whole, but the rest
of the cast. The rest of the cast is great.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I'm loving the addition of Gina Grebb, but Sea Bass
is such a turn off that it's making it difficult,
if not impossible, to listen. He is the worst person
I think I've ever quote met. I could support this
opinion with about a million different examples and why Sea
Bass is the worst, but I'll start with one. During
a recent conversation, Sea Bass, a misogynistic ahole called out

(28:03):
thinking the jury called out Sidney Sweeney for not having
a perfect body. Apparently there was a photo of Sidney's
ass that was not up to par for Sea Bass,
and he felt the need to tell the whole world.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
She felt the need to show it first.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Not only is she one of the most gorgeous girls
in the world, but it's even crazier when you see
what Sea Bass looks like while he's making these comments.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
He says, he only sleeps with eights and above. But
here's no way this man, who looks like an elderly
lesbian pe teacher with massive eyebags and man boobs gets
anything better than the three or whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
He pays for.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I don't say I only sleep with eights and a bus.
I'd say I prefer to and I would only really date.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
He's nothing more than a misogynistic creep who thinks that
women and their bodies just exist for him. But keep
lying to yourself, Sea Bass. Keep thinking that you're hot
and cool enough to even breathe the same air as
someone like Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, and take comfort in knowing
that all the other women who hear you on the
air hate your gut. By the way, I'm at least
an eight, by the way, and I wouldn't sleep with

(29:06):
you if you were the last man on earth.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Remember the last girl that says she was an eight?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
That is, that's from faith.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
If you've lost faith for us, thanks a lost Sea Bass,
damn it. I like, yeah, she's a good right next
the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Don't go.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
No, I'm not gonna like hate for sea baths. But
if you're gonna make statements like that, you've got to
follow it up.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's gotta have evidence there, Kate.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
If you're gonna if you're gonna claim you're an eight
in the bus. I'm the King of France, I'm the
King of Friends. That's all right, it's a Woody show Crossroads.
Another one sent to the station feedback. It's from a
Dana subject attention station manager. Reply requested, absolutely you got

(29:52):
job two on the air manager. I was listening to
your morning Woody show when I heard something that I
don't think should have been mentioned on the air. Woody
the host said that one of the women on the
show had a vagina that's too wide for a catheter.
When I first heard his comment, I gasped. I thought,
surely he didn't just say what I thought he said that.
I thought, did he mean to say that off the

(30:14):
air and it accidentally made it on air? I was
quite confused, But then I realized that he did mean
to say that on the air, because after that comment,
Woody and the rest of the co host doubled down
and just kept joking about how a catheter would disappear
in her quote, huge vagina. What is extra sad to
me is that the woman who was being talked about

(30:34):
was laughing along with the others, so it just wasn't
the men in the room, but the other women on
the show as well a sense of humor. The wine
vagina jokes were so irritating to me that I ended
up switching the radio station.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Later that night.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I had a realization, and I suggest that you advise
your host to google hip hop violation in the workplace.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well, you're not a doctor, right, It.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Is illegal for them or anyone to share your personal
health information, especially on the air, for the whole world
to hear.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, because I know whose vagina's where you tell everyone
how wideer vagina? Yeah, he's got the measurement. Yes, I
had that information.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, Anyway, I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing
I'm not the only person who has stopped listening and
is looking for a program that is more welcoming to women.
That is from Dana lost data, right, Yeah, Dana damnites
between you see that and now me with Dana he terrible. Yeah,

(31:33):
Danta and her wife Vagina is yeah wide vagina really
hit home with the Dana.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I guess that we had super hot, supermodel listeners so
for at least a little while.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Mess Yeah yeah Moore, those are usually the ones that
complain the most.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Would to show Crossroads. This is one another one sent
to station feedback some of people trying to nark us ount.
This is from Brook subject issue with the Woody Show.
Reply requested, Yes, the Woodie Show is the reason for
my email today. I'm writing in to let your station

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directors know before it's too late and you lose all
of your listeners. I'm a licensed therapist. There you go,
and I've been successful in my field for over fifteen years.
I take comfort in knowing that every day I get
to help people make choices that help them become better
versions of themselves, something the Woody Show cannot claim that

(32:30):
it does. It's true if we're being honest, I never
really enjoyed the show. There have been quote moments, but
for the most part, it just seems to be a
bunch of airheaded boys and girls viewing their opinions on
things well, you know, hence a show where we disgusting.
For a specific example, I offer up a recent show
where one of the cast members Sebastian, what's complaining about

(32:54):
how therapy is quote ruining the world?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Madison?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, Then another one of the air heads.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Menace is that his real name totally chimed in and
referred to therapy as quote the pacification of the world.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
It does contribute to, I said, America by the sounds
of it.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
As a professional therapist, I can tell you confidently that
neither of these idiots has ever gone to therapy. And
by the ignorance and their rantings, it's clear you should
pay me that they need to.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Come to me for the rest of your life. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Not only were they making fun of therapists and people
who use them, but they also berated the other people
in the room when they said that they had been therapy.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
They sure did. It made me so mad that tears
filled my eyes. That they have emotionally unstable. What this is?
How this happened? They in touch with their feelings.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
These men are the exact reason why we have things
like mass shootings and crimes against the lgbt Q plus community.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
We're gonna throw everything in the kitchen sink.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
And here is her point. The rise of hate crime
coincided and mass shootings especially coincided exactly with the rise
of therapy. Were interesting. Look that up on Time magazine.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
There's the saying around the therapy industry that only hurt people,
hurt people. And I can promise you that Sebastian and
Menace are hurt men who are hurting your ratings.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
What we're trying to help people not be go to therapy.
We're saving you money and the stress.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I will never listen to your morning show again. And
I'm sure there are other therapists out there who feel
the same. Get these men to go to therapy or
get them off your show.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Basic response every every single time therapy comes up, you
just need to go to therapy.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's from Broke.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean you don't get it.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I mean they probably they probably have a point somewhere
in there.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we lost brook. Don't worry everybody.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
You got plenty of people to scam.

Speaker 11 (34:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
It's almost like every time you criticize a cult, they say, well,
the reason you don't know that you don't you criticize
this is because you are in the cult. Tell weird
Strange all right here, I'll give you one more.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
And we also said that it's not everybody that doesn't
need there the vast.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Majority what he showed Crossroads.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
This one sent to our email the show email email
at the Whatdieshow dot Com from Brian who spells it
with the why.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Of subject lost Another listener don if.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
You care, He says, I'm going to make this quick
because I don't believe in wasting my time on lost causes,
and your show has become the definition of a lost cause.
I've listened to the show on and off for the
past couple of years, and I've decided that I've wasted
enough of my time listening to this crap.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Your show sucks.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Not only is it not funny, it's not engaging, it's
not not provoking or even entertaining in the slightest provoking
this email.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
The final struggle was.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
One Friday morning during the Fail Stories, which is what
you should call your entire show.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah got me, Greg, Thanks a lot.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Greg made a comment mocking a child who was accidentally
served alcohol, and at one point he even pretended to
be the kid and said, young mommy, I love alcohol.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Now I'm hooked for life. Well, to be fair, that
was Greg recounting his child of myself.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Is that really something that a grown man should be
joking about on the radio. Do you forget that children
listen to the radio as well. It's not funny to
glorify underage drinking. That's just despicable. Thank god, thank god
that Greg is gay and can't have children.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Thank God.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Definitely raised an alcoholic. He would definitely raise an alcoholic
and ruin a child's life. Thank God that gay people
can't get married and or have kids.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh wait, hey Greg, are you gay? Are you normal? Yeah?
I'm gay.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Well you can't have kids. You can get kids, child
you could procure, you could acquire them.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I could make one.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, you don't know, just needs an egg exactly. Yeah,
he can get eggs, that's true. You could father one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, that reminds me of what Sammy said the other night.
Remember we were like, oh, is he gay? No, he's married.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Yeah, kid, I meant to say to a woman.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, you just left the key factor out.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Bride says.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I pray for the child and family who had to
experience this terrible event, and I pray even harder the
powers that be see this email. And at the very
least Greg has shown the way to the unemployment.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Line that would drive me to drink more. That's from Brian.
You guys, you lost his bride.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
I know, Brian with a y have a drink, Brian, Yeah, cheers.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
I mean having a wider name is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, how game with your parents? He couldn't have gay
parents because gays can't have kids. Can acquire were going
to acquire them?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah? Buy them there. When you show Crossroads, everybody says,
I taking a big dump?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Could you be a lighter? Too much?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Is all right?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Well this is a very exciting day. The Golden Bachelor.
We already had a Golden Bachelor and they're broken up, right, Well,
they always skip right, so that's probably a safe yeah,
but I thought there was something where they didn't. It
didn't work out any Gary whatever, his name was, the

(38:26):
gear Bear. And now the woman who's the Golden Bachelorette,
she was on the Golden Bachelor, and so now she's
she's the one who's going to go through all these
like old balls.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
We pluck one out of the chorus and maybe yeah one.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Right, yeah exactly, And so uh, today you're on the
show though, because every time we do like a bachelor bacherette,
we always have a bachelor bacherette. But it's all golden,
golden folks, the gray hairs, the blue hairs, wherever you
want to call them. And Sea Bass is on these
websites because there's like these old ladies who do webcam
stuck because.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
It's tough for me to go out on the street,
Gina and find single sixty two year olds who want
to get it, who want to be but it's easier
to do that online. Sure, when they're behind a webcam
and they're sultry and they're very polite. I'm super polite,
so very nice. He's not like trolling them or anything.
So the way it works is they're on camera and
I can only type through a text is I can't

(39:24):
talk to them normally, so they'll you'll see the little message,
and I can also donate money to them, so you'll
watch tips. What you'll hear, Gina, you'll hear like coins,
which it's called a coins just means a dollar, and
you'll hear me having a conversation with them and then
them responding to me in real life.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
So this is way more interesting than the Golden bachlor
red is.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I'm just trying to get to know these ladies. One
thing to keep in mind. One thing to keep in
mind is a lot of these ladies have this new
fangled system where every time I give them money tips coins,
their personal vibrating device will activate yeah, it triggers their device,
so you might wonder why they're reacting in such a
strong a dollar. So I went on and I found

(40:03):
this lady Marcy. She was in jolly old England, y
old England, and I just, uh, I think I surprised
her and woke her up something like that.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
All right, hello, how are you?

Speaker 6 (40:14):
Hello? Love?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh but who you got me? Good days?

Speaker 15 (40:27):
Just got up?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh my god? How about that for a wake up call? Yeah,
you're not a Sebastian Hello, making a rain out the gate?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Well that's because a lot of guys, because these are
all public, public chat roots. Any guy can go out
there and say, hey, sure, and that's what these ladies
are dealing with. They're dealing with God, well you like you?
Like here he comes in like really sweet and with
a with a tip, Oh but who you got me

(40:57):
good day? So yeah, man, it helps to come out
the gate with some cash. That way they know you're
se what are we talking? That's just a dollar between
one of the usually tip one three or five dollars
a little quick buttons right there. I didn't kill her
with five bucks to do that on the internet, just
for a dollar. Yeah, By the way, they only get
like a third of this one.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
So she walks into her kitchen, which is by the way,
in the process of repainting Greg walking with her, walking
around with and it just so happened that she's gonna
make some food. So it's dinner time there. So she
pulls out of the fridge a like one of those
sous vid packs like the tree prepared, and these are
burnt ends with barbecue sauce.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
So I mean I like burn ends.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, yeah, so she's I'm surprised I have those in
ye old England. You think barbecue wouldn't be huge over there,
but you know, it's the big world these days. So
here we are with Mary or Marcy, just gonna cook
some burn ends and brilliant so you can.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
So her device goes into the kitchen, into her right,
she's carry her lapaptop with her.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
The laptop, Yeah, it's it's bluetoothed into the laptop or.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Like vibrating panties. Like what does she does?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
She have hands to prepare marble. So it's it's basically
a mini it's like a mini egg essentially, and it's
got a little tail that so it doesn't get lost Okay,
it's a little pink silicone egg. And they'll show you
the tail.

Speaker 16 (42:34):
And then I'm going to put in the drive right
to crunch them up a little bit, because then you've
got barbecue sauce to put over them.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's my favorite. She's never gonna get to eat. Man.
They just go about their day. They're not like there's
a lot of yeah, this is this, we're getting a treat.
G Typically they're they're quote said, is just their bed.
And you see a bed and they got some lights

(43:03):
and then some vibrators and dildos and stuff. So rarely
do you get to walk through someone's house as we
are now watching the microwave Burst Special Tree.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
And she and there's a thing, a little bit of
a vocabulary. I never like, I got British kids. I
never heard the term dry friar, which I guess is
air frar. So she microwaves the burnt ends, it throws
them in the dry friar to crisp them up, then
tosses them. She's a real gormand this this Marci. So
she gets to cook in the burn ends and says,
oh they smell nice.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I really good.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh oh I smell lovely.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
What is your famorite memory from you?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
That was the seventies memory. Oh, that's so cool because
you know these are old people, so I want to
talked about old things.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Sure, but that's your favorite memory from the family.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
That's that's so cute. This is kind of sort of
like your Maurice gregg is, she said, her mom. So
when it was time for dinner, her mom would send
little little baby, little girl Marcy to the pub to
go collect her father for dinner. So British, it's so cute. Yeah,
that's the door she's cutting food. Yeah, the whole time
she's in like like a nighty lingerie and she's rubbing

(44:20):
her you know things.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
This is what you show eight Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So she's got a great memory from the seventies. Let's
keep talking. Find out like pop culture other things she
remembers from her childhood.

Speaker 16 (44:29):
Oh, Bay City rollers, Sebastian by City rollers, city rollers
from seventy have many I've just we called where you
used to live after school with my mates. My mom
give us two pence and we'd go over to the

(44:50):
chip shop.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
And by they don't said it.

Speaker 16 (44:57):
Now you know that you get off the butter but
bits and we used to get it back a butter
bas with.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
A pickle down, and it was.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You can get some baits that. Yeah, that sounds like
a tail from the eighteen seventies picked.

Speaker 13 (45:19):
Butter bitstter bits bit bits.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Can anyone tell?

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Can you tell?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Is this dialect of her accent like a trashy one?
But I believe it is because she's really dropping the
tea hard? Okay, bits, and I found butter toffee. I
can't find it a butter like Long John Silver. Yeah,
the batter bitch.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Because she said she.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Went to a chip shop, right, you got the fried pickle.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Okay, this is all, but I thought chip shops chips
would be French fries.

Speaker 11 (45:47):
Right.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Also, that's what happens in Long John Silver picklet like
batter pieces that the brackles.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
X points. She's telling me this cute childhood story while
she's okay, well she brought it. I know that not
everyone knows who the Bas City Rollers are, so to you, well,
that's exactly have theyre like a pop sort of boy
group girl group back in the seventies. Here he is
their biggest song. Yeah, I remember being that satisfying Yeah,

(46:53):
it's It's Woody Show, a golden bachelott We're gonna take
a quick break. We'll come back.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
We still have another bachelorette to meet, Yes, ma'am, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Hello to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Chris Barnell here with a video message.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Hi. I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and I'm quite
jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend in Santa Barbara.
I have a wide selection of cabernets to choose from.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
That'll always be a classic. We'll get them in studio someday.
All right, So a golden bachelorette on ABC.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
We have a golden bachelorette here on The Woody Show,
which you heard before the break, Sea Bass chatted up
with with Marci living old time, Yeah, making barbecue, talking
about you know, BA City rollers and she must have
made I mean, I don't know about what ten bucks.
Just that conversation at least.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, that's worth your time.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, you just put your credit card and then it
just takes it from that, Yeah, and it goes nuts
on a chuck of cheese. You can like power up
your player's card.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Amen, Look like, what's the show up?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
About.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's a good question. I think it's guilt dot com check.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, I gotta call your credit card company.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, well, we still have one more nice old lady
to meet here for wood. He show a golden batch
the red.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, let's talk to Cammy. See what she's up to.
This will last all.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Thank you, Sevesti.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
How are you.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Today?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian. She
lives with me, so I take her to her doctors.
Talk about talking to your mom to the doctor. So
she's in the next room, her really elderly mother, because she's.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Already wouldn't it behoove them to just lie a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Up to today? Oh, thinking about you, I'm going to
go to pilates and I'm a freesome right getting wax
and then I'm not getting.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Going to the doctor.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Make it.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
We're microwaving barbecue, sitting a Gordon removed. But because I care,
because again I'm not this some creep on the air,
A nice guy. I'm gonna let's talk more about your
mom and or doctor's appointment.

Speaker 13 (49:14):
She has an eye appointment today because she had cataract surgery, so.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Checking her out to make sure.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
It's Okay, do your mother do cam shows?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
No, mom doesn't do cam shows.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
She would probably love it.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
God, my mom's got a big wreck a teacher how
to work the computer. She can't see it because the cataracts.
Oh my god, Like lady, lie a little bit. Yeah,
where's your creativity? You know? I just want to hear you.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
You have a little something of the imagination. Greg, you
just did the off the top.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Of your head. I'm just you know, I'm just a nympho.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Myself.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
All right, this is this is Cammy again. She knows
something about the seventies, so she's a golden Bacheloretta. Let's
talk about that.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Well, it is your fammory from nine, and probably.

Speaker 13 (50:21):
The innocence of what things were like back then compared
to now, the fact that all the kids were respectful, they.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Didn't talk back. There's a lot of things about that time.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
It was way better.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I sound like an old geezer. Okay, she's not even
a good actress with dad, and she has emphysema.

Speaker 13 (50:48):
I don't understand how she doesn't see the irony of
saying things were more innocent back then.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Well, she's doing a cam show.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
It's not like she's not.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
She's not serving you know, kids down at the orphan,
She's participating in the lack of innodents exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
But Marcie, I think was way more convincing because you
could tell that she was getting knocked to her feet
almost hello love.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
It was like way better. It's a pleasure of the gut. Yeah,
you're not used proper Oh yeah, I love.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Well, there you go. That is Woody Show. A Golden
Bachelorette everybody, I swear. Yeah, the Golden Bachelorette season moves forward,
so will we with.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
The future rounds.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
We're gonna singing a quick break. We got some more
Wooden Show come out. Hang on, so we have some.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Audio that we're gonna play for you.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Morgan went to a French bulldog convention Lucky or a
meetup meet up, which I'm surprised Menace didn't go. See
Beast was supposed to go, but he had a conflicting thing.

Speaker 17 (52:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
That was the same time that this French bulldog meetup
was happening. Yeah, I was happening during the EEDC weekend.
Menace was already out doing that and see best forget
where he was. But anyway, Morgan was happy to go
to go cover that and talk to people with the
world's ugliest dogs, and no, they're not have the cutest.
And there's there's more of a wrinkle to this one.
I mean, all these conventions are interesting in their own way.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
This one certainly was.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
And we'll explain that to you.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Because these things are expandsive.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Got to be created.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
I've not heard one that's not menace.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
They can be, you know not.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
I've not heard a reasonable price that anybody's paid for
a French bulldog yet.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Obviously a lot of people ask me about French bulldogs
since I have them, and I always say, you know what,
French bulldogs are kind of like dog ferraris. If you
maintain them, they they can't you know, the price is
like not crazy out of control. But if you don't,
it's going to cost you a lot of money. Like them, Yeah,
if you feed them properly, and that's part of them, that's.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
That's not even the price I was I was talking
about just getting them, Yeah, yeah, yeah, driving one off
a lot.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah, a Ferrari costs a lot of money get and
it costs a lot of money to maintain.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
So he's agreeing with you.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah, right, all right, well we'll see what Morgan found
at the French bulldog meetup. How much would you pay
for that stupid French bulldog? Next on the Woody Show, Next.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
The wood Show.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show
and all the times for men Us to walk out
of the studio. It's right, we're going to talk about
a French bulldog convention.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Almost have special materials.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
If only he had a copy of the schedule for
the show, he would have he would have seen it
would have been okay, Menace, of all the times.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Morgan gave me something?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
So, yeah, Morgan went out to a French bulldog is
it like?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
What is it like?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
A meetup or convene?

Speaker 12 (54:10):
Like a full on convention, awards, ceremony, trophies and a
dog show.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
There was merch you could.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Buy just for French bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
This was the reason this was on MENACE's radar, was
that I would have gone to but he got to
put postponed. Is that it was a there's a certain clientele,
high society that would be the hood. They really embraced
French bulldogs and the whole all bulldog breeds in fact
or really have been embraced by the hood, and that
was what said because the flyers for this were like
they look like like Friday Night, Club Night, the old.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Cash Money record album.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah, it wasn't just awards. I mean they had all
kinds of stuff going on there.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Celebration French sheet.

Speaker 12 (54:50):
Yeah, they were selling some apparel and then you know
Coolstick magazine, Star Bully magazine.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Yeah, like a world Star hip hop I think is
what they're going on.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. They called this the only frenchies meet up,
like only fans, right, it's all like nineties or two
thousand style club flyer.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yes, there was probably a station there where you can
get your French bulldog's picture air brushed onto a T shirt,
air brushed shirt.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's always big in the hood.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Thrown chair that everyone likes taking pictures on these days.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I got a thrown chair, let me put my I
sent a picture. It is like Charlotte to God.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
I sent a picture to minutes when I was there,
But I found this guy.

Speaker 12 (55:31):
He had a what do you call it, like a ring,
but it's like goes all across his Yeah, it's all real,
but it was like only French cheese.

Speaker 8 (55:42):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Have you been to any of these French bulldog meet
up things?

Speaker 7 (55:46):
I have not, no, because they just recently became on
our radar. I mean, I mean I've seen them on
social media, but there's never been one close to us.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
So Morgan was there covering the French Bulldog meet up,
the French Bulldog whatever convention class and you were and
you were talking to people. Now, we have a game
that we're going to play, Yes, and I think we've
played a game like this before.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
I think it's a menace original right, a menace original game.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
How much for that stupid What was the price for
that stuff? It's very different?

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, I asked people, how much did you pay
for that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Oh? Okay, did you say it that way? I absolutely
the very sensitive French bulldog community.

Speaker 12 (56:30):
You know something about this community. I felt really comfortable
around them. I had no problem saying it to.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
People who for nothing and somebody goes to punch you.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Now e've ben doing like.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Fight you just set him back?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Well, here's the first person who is this?

Speaker 12 (56:44):
So this woman's name is Amy, and I'm starting with
her because this is where I started in my day.
And pro tip if you're at an event, don't go
right by the people with the mics because then you
know there's a lot of loud background, background noise, blah
blah blah. So this is when I was actually inside
the little convention area, Okay, before I made my way outside.

Speaker 8 (57:01):
But this is the most passionate woman I met that day.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Okay, this is Amy, Amy.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
What's your dog's name?

Speaker 17 (57:06):
Peter Pett's a full pink koi as ankoi fish. The
husky geen and the marle gene have to come together
to make a toy which needs to get produced oil
or husky.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
See back to the lab.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
That's one of the things we've always talked about these dogs,
like these dogs are created in.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
A yeah, but happening lately and I think this is
what she's alluding to or getting to, is in the
French bulldog community, they're starting to make fluffy.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
French bulldog Those are cut hair, not short hair, long hair.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
French's super cue. When you're in the lab, you can
engineer them any way you want. Yeah, they're going to
start doing this with babies, right, So, yeah, they are.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
So they call them cooi because it looks like coy pondfish.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah, they're actually cuter than the normal.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
When they want fat an orange, they're like the spotted ones,
like black and white, the kind of cute.

Speaker 12 (57:58):
Back to amy, But what do you say to people
are mad like, oh, they can't breathe, they can't you
know function?

Speaker 17 (58:03):
Oh well, I just had two natural deliveries. My vet
told me only ten percent survive and.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
It's a pendlessness.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It lost the whopping business.

Speaker 17 (58:12):
Yes, we had complications. One got stuck because the other
one came and deformed. I'm nothing, everything works out. The
other delivery went smooth, but the first one that had
a deformed baby and it got stuck. Thank god, because
my bet did not want to give me pe tocin
or oxytocin.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
He said, I'll give it for she'll your friend.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
She's, oh, why not friend?

Speaker 17 (58:33):
She's oh, because they misuse it.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh, but they don't misuse it and other dogs that
thank you. That sounds Brits sounds insane.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Yeah, I know you so like what she was just saying, spearmongers.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
This is just one question.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
She just went rolling.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
So the vet won't give them pain medications because people
who own French bulldogs tend to steal it.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Turn around and sell or use it themselves.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
These are awful, awful people who, right, it's one step
away from breaking into that's office to steal this stuff
to then turn around and sell.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah, you'll be at least I'm you're paying you for it.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Yeah, so I had another contact.

Speaker 17 (59:12):
You did give us me too, said we're able to
take out that that baby that was not formed. You
stick in your thumb, you in one side, your index finger,
your middle finger the other side.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Once you grab your shoulders to.

Speaker 17 (59:24):
Pull with all your mic It doesn't matter meaning to
sacrifice the baby, but save the mother and the rest.
And you know what, that baby came out alive.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
And so did the next one.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Oh my god, give me. I gave her a high five.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Give into the fear.

Speaker 12 (59:35):
So how much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Wait to introduce you to my new French bulldog. Is
name's mush. Yeah, inesting the one that survived. I'm guessing right.
By the way, the question was does your French bulldog breathe? Okay?

Speaker 8 (59:52):
You know, the question was what do you have to
say to people that think, you know haters?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, and the haters haters just got stronger. Yeah, well
these are awful, you know, because people say this about everybody.
Any abuser will always say, but I love my fill
in the blank animal kid. Whatever doesn't matter. You're still
an abuse.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Why thing is why she hung up on the National
birth If she's having all these issues, she's.

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
Well, we had a long combo. I had to cut
it out. But she was expecting another berth with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I'm gonna spit on my fingers real quick.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
I think she had, you know, birth on the brain.
She was ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
So how much did Amy pay for her dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
The number I always heard was like four grand, but
I think after inflation we're probably like, I'll say six grand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
But do you think she paid that much because she
clearly has access to people who are breeding them, she
has like the like the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I guess I'm saying she probably got a deal. It's
probably only eight thousands for it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Let's go to the one person who's got a French bulldog, Manna,
so we'll start with you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
I'm thinking like, yeah, she's part of the process, so
she she got a deal. So I'm thinking, like two
thousand is the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Number we're talking about what she paid for a stud
fees or what she paid for her original French bull dog.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Right, It's all I asked is what she paid for
her dog?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Yeah, how much does she pay for a dog? Okay,
so Menace is two thousand. Uh, it doesn't sound like
she has much more than two thousand dollars, So I
will I will go twenty two hundred dollars.

Speaker 13 (01:01:24):
I think Menace is right, I think she has a plug.
So I'm gonna say the discounted price of twelve hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
All right, I'm gonna go out on a major limit.
Say she paid nothing, she was doing somebody in favor,
or she's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Very involved in the projects.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
She's in the community.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
I'll say three thousand, three thousand Sea Mass Yeah, I'll
go with six six thousand. All right, how much did
Amy pay for this dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
So?

Speaker 12 (01:01:47):
How much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Straight out?

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Twenty thousand, straight.

Speaker 12 (01:01:53):
Up, no more, no less, no more, no less.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
But it was worth it, So twenty thousand, because.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Well, she did mention that she was paying five hundred
dollars a day for somebody to take care of it.
But I didn't really think she was actually chewing that.

Speaker 12 (01:02:07):
I like that, and I don't know, you know, the
French bulldog stuff, but it must be a super rare breed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I think it was like a coy. Did she look
like a woman of means? Again?

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
And they're all walking around with all these expensive dogs.

Speaker 10 (01:02:27):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
People, you know, don't look like they have money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Bill it's known for his Yeah, right, but I think
I think you picked up yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
So Morgan is at the Frenchie Convention, the Frenchy meet up.
And who is this next person that you talked to?

Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
This is THEO And I noticed him because he had
some some shiny stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
In his teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh yeah, the girl going, yeah, THEO.

Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
I got closer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
You got a grill on?

Speaker 12 (01:02:55):
How much did the grill cost you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
It was just like two mans. This is a pullout.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Oh what's your Frindchie's name?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
This is Rice Cake aka mister Niongao. He's from China,
legit from China. Yeah, direct import, Grand Champion line all
the way. Five five five.

Speaker 12 (01:03:11):
Generations up, five generations up.

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
Did he win any awards today?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
He didn't yet, but we you know, we got till
nine pm to night. We're still competing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
And how old is here?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
He is eighteen months.

Speaker 12 (01:03:24):
Sorry to be weird, but those are hanging man. Is
that like a pride thing with French bulldogs or how
do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
If there was a competition, he would take that home.
He's first place for that.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
What does he like to do in his free times?
He play with balls?

Speaker 17 (01:03:38):
What does he do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
He just lounges, you know. He catch him at the gym,
you know, doing his crunches. Look at him, he's a
little gorilla.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Do you take him everywhere with you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Everywhere? We have a weird code penut relationship.

Speaker 12 (01:03:50):
Do you ever get in trouble like taking him to
grocery stores and stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
No? I keep a service vest on him. Yeah, procedure
any of that.

Speaker 12 (01:04:00):
So one last question, how much did you pay for
this dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
So I have a suicide pack with my dog, and
yet you know what, I don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Service vest by the way, which is which is a
misdemeanor in many states to a fake service animal. Uh well,
he said it was a little gorilla. That's what I'm
noticing about these hood French bulldog's menace is they're extra rapped.
They breed them so that they they I don't know
how they get off the ground. Yeah, well, you're look
like the American bulldog is. They cross them with frenchy

(01:04:31):
so now they're these massively jack tiny little like rolls
of fat.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
And in another these guys like we just interviewed, they
they beef with other breeders on social media and they
talk smack about each other's dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Well, THEO seems very chill. He might feel a little high.
How much do you think he paid for his dumb
French bulldogs?

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Mens? Again, we will start with you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Eight thousand, eight thousand, all right, Greg Gory, let's go
ten thousand thousand one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Quick question? What color did you see this one?

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
The color of the dog? Yeah, it was black.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I think, Oh, okay, pretty regular looking us regular.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Then I'm gonna go seven thousand, seven thousand shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
All right.

Speaker 13 (01:05:21):
He was very happy to tell you that it was
an imported dog, so I think that's more expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
So I'll say twelve thousand, twelve thousand, Yeah, twelve thousand
and one for the same reason.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say six thousand, five hundred, Oh, Okay,
all right, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I'm gonna say five thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Five thousand, all rights.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Find out THEO. How much did he pay?

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
How much did you pay for this dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Twenty grand twenty three the house.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I'll traded in my jeep wrangler and my bmw W
I five twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, traded on both.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Okay, you don't hear about black French bull dogs going
for that much. It's like the gray ones, the blues,
or the ones that are like the twenty grand or
the twenty grand range.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
I thought Menace was insane. I forget how much you paid,
but like I remember thinking, like, man, that's insane. So
what is the is it simply first training for a
thousand dollars and just in case anybody gets in, like
Menace did not pay anywhere close to twenty thousand dollars.
Still a good amount of money, but nowhere close to
twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
That sounds like the going right according to the ass
for the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
First two and that's probably your medical bills every year.
I don't want to hear these people so many issues.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I think they're making a business out of it. That's
why they're putting twenty grand.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
It's like it's like how pot shops. No one's making
business on those because everybody's like, oh, free money, free money.
So who are they sell them these to? Other?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Moral?

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
All that guy's stud feeds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
That's what I was going to say. You were talking
about this dog's big, pendulous balls.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
Okay, so I blurted, that's not gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I would imagine that's for the stud fee, like he's
going to hire it out or whatever. But like how
many hands out big with like each one really damn
like two adult fists, like yeah, but also a little
tiny French.

Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
Well it was in one of those stroller things. Of course,
a lot of those dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Because they can't walk because they get tired.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
I got one more clip here, one more to guess.
How much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog
at the Frenchie meet up?

Speaker 8 (01:07:19):
All right, this is David, probably the most normal guy
I talked to that day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
That's graded on a curve.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
David, David. What's your dog's name, Dylan?

Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
How old is he?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
He's two years old? I know it's You got the.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Louis Vuitton little leash thing? How much was that alone?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Probably about gotta keep them dripped up?

Speaker 12 (01:07:41):
What do you have to say to people that don't
have French bulldogs?

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
They're great dogs, they're lovable dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I mean, if if you could show off a bull,
why not, so show off a French right, why not?

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
That's why we're here, only frenchies.

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
So everyone says that pit bulls will kill children, they'll
kill your families.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
But that's not true about French bulldogs, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
No, it's not French. He's the they'll they'll keep but
not kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Check us out on Tas Dillinger uh Taz Underscore Dillinger Underscore,
the underscore underscore.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
So how much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Well, dude, if it's as dumb as you are with
picking like an Instagram, I learned that from men As.
I never really thought about it. But like the more
you have to explain.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Underscore underscore dot yeah, yeah, backslash.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Even like dude, he got he was like two seconds
away from getting a totally free plug for his but
he made it too difficult that we laughed over it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Yeah, yeah, Dazz Dillinger is in the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Yeah, all right, how much did David pay for his
dumb French bulldog.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Greg Gory, I mean, I guess I should guess twenty
thousand exactly. I'll say seven thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Seven thousand, all right, Gina grad I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Say the now apparently not ridiculous price.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand dollars, Sammy eighteen thousand, eighteen thousand dollars.
I was gonna go closer to twenty I'll go seventeen
thousand dollars. I'm gonna guess he traded in two cars
and his Harvard MBA.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Okay, he's more. I'm going on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I'm going eight thousand, eight thousand, so low. All right,
let's find out, David, how much did he pay for
that dumb French bulldog?

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
How much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I paid a lot of money. Ten thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
How old was he when you bought him?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
He was a puppy, newborn.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Ten thousand. That's the cheapest dog there, and a lot
of it.

Speaker 12 (01:09:35):
I didn't include them because I thought it was not
part of the rules of the game. But a lot
of people I talked to, I'd get to the last
question and they say, oh, nothing, I made him.

Speaker 13 (01:09:43):
What when you and another dog, love somebody very much? Well,
in the last create you said, how muld you pay?
How much did you pay for that opportunity?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Right? Essentially, Wow, everybody's trash. Everybody is absolutarily rich trash.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Yeah that's more money than me, but borrowed, I say, Yeah,
I wonder what the average APR is on Yeah, like
you turned in these two cars.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Look at those sweeties right there by.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Something that's that's just suffering its entire life. Yeah, like
you know what this didn't This is what I've already had,
didn't appreciate enough. Something is gonna last less less time.
These dogs get those jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Now that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, because they.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Get no jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
No problem, but a dog can't. Okay, but think about
how cool you look on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Think about how many dogs died in a shelter while
you paid ten gies for that. We never see a
frend schee in a shelter, so it seems like they're
fixing that issue. Thank you. Text us over to two
two nine eight seven more what he shows next?

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Show? All right, Yes we do get your messages? Do
you guys get my messages?

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I've never gonna response anymore. You do really what we're
good too?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
I mean, you're not the only person texting. I will
say that, so you know, we do our best to
read and sometimes my wifles it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Sometimes she goes, are you listening? I go, yeah, but
you didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
That would listen.

Speaker 13 (01:11:13):
You bet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Yeah, that's like a lot of the text. Or sometimes
it's just there's not really much to respond to. Check
like this one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Hearing about the Frenchies makes me lose my faith in humanity, Like,
what do you.

Speaker 12 (01:11:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
We got it? We got it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
I'm just letting you know, like sometimes if you don't
get it, you know, if you don't get a text back.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
That's why it's not a personal thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I'm gonna write back, disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yeah, and no nobody nobody's been blocked from from the text.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
It doesn't work that way.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Someone says, I know a guy with the French. She
she has one eye.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
I'll try to get a pick. That's like how much
you get, Like, how much do you pay for a
one eyed Prench?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
You get.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Discount?

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
I got my though.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I got my friend she from a rescue. She is perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
She was two when I got her and she is
very well behaved.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
Yeah, once in a while they'll show up to rescue,
but a Frenchy rescue, it's very rare.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
So are the Frenchie rescues just empty?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Yeah, they're like they have to have like one a
month or something like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
The island to a friend who recently did one of
these Frenchy rescues, and it's not been easy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
The dog has to wear a diaper. It's in and
out of the even times a day. Somebody said French
chies are just a status symbol. If you see a
chick walking two Frenchies down the street, you know that
bitch is wearing Lululemon everything to her pilates class and
drinking water from a Stanley tumbler Lemon.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Is she poor?

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Right, what's the new what's the new one?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yellow?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, very in here now, Sammy always wears everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
I see that logo whatever everywhere now and what is that?
That's the new Lulu Lemon?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Is it just like sweatshirts. It's at leisure.

Speaker 8 (01:12:56):
It's just dress leggings and stuff too.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Yea, all that sitting in You're missed the audio from
the Frenchy meetup. That's Morgan went to We have that
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Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Nice Gamer Radio show, The Woody Show. You guys are amazing,
especially Woodsy The wood Show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
So with the holiday, not just Thanksgiving, but just in general,
this is when people are doing a lot of entertaining
and uh and you got people coming over and you're
making a big meal. Yeah you know, so not just Thanksgiving,
but maybe it's some other kind of holiday gathering that
that you got. And so this is going to be
a round of Gina's grad school and today what are

(01:13:39):
you teaching us, Gina?

Speaker 13 (01:13:40):
I'm going to teach you how not to poison yourself
and your guests at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Yeah, so it's all about Thanksgiving food poisoning.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Yeah, because I want to save I miss save lives today.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Yeah, well, Greg, you need to pay it like really
good attention because Greg is the one who's preparing the meal.

Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
You don't want to get blamed now, so let's make
sure everybody is nice and safe and stays alive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
First off, a couple stats.

Speaker 13 (01:14:04):
Did you know that ninety one percent of Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.
That's three hundred and fifty million people that are going
to gorge on food and could end up poisoning themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Every year in the US, about forty.

Speaker 13 (01:14:16):
Eight million people are about one and six get sick
from food poisoning, one hundred and twenty eight thousand get
hospitalized every year every year, and three thousand die according
to the CDs, just in general.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
So let's not get crazy. Well, what would make you die? Yeah?
I mean I I'm just like barfed in diarrhea, dehydration. Yeah,
there it is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Well, in the latest E Coli break out, one is dead.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Oh no, see it does happen, Like what does it do?
Is it just shut down?

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
What does E Coli do?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Does it shut down your I don't know, Great, it's
your in the organ's like yeah, exactly what it makes
you die? Do you feel like you want to die
when you have food poisoning.

Speaker 13 (01:15:00):
I'm glad you're bringing this up because there are tons
of ways to perish when you have food poison because
there's tons of different kinds of food poison In fact,
you could also get cancer from food poisoning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Or the World Horse the organization the World organization. Wow, God,
listen to these horse people. They even say, are you're
a hor.

Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
Food born illnesses are usually infectious or toxic in nature
and caused by bacteria, viruses, parasites, or chemicals, and that
chemical contamination can lead to long term diseases like cancer.
So which foods are most susceptible to making you sick
on Turkey Day?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:15:39):
Of course number one with a bullet is the turkey.
Big bird can harbor salmonila, especially when it's undercooked. It's
dangerous when it doesn't reach one hundred and sixty five
degrees internal temperature.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
And I know people they poo poo this, but when
left out large poo poo. When left out for more
than two hours, things can go south quickly.

Speaker 13 (01:16:03):
And please, for the love of God, this includes your
good old fashioned counter thow, do not do it. Experts
warn that thawing a turkey on the counter can cause
food poisoning two ways. Obviously, it grows bacteria just sitting
out on the counter. But also thought you would never
do that, right Greg? Okay, thawing a turkey on the
counter can contaminate everything your hands in the counter and kitchensel.

(01:16:29):
You've seen that juice leak. It can't be the only one.
It leaks, and it'll give you salmonilla other pathogens. The
USDA says, you gotta put that bitch in a sink
full of cold water or in the fridge to thaw
before roasting. Next up, Big Culprit, the stuffing. As we
talked about, it's particularly dangerous when it's cooked Sammy inside

(01:16:51):
the turkey, really, yes, because it does not get hot
enough most of the time to kill the bacteria.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
So if good, though the other doesn't make it taste
any better. I don't think it makes it taste any bad.
It's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
It's really cool.

Speaker 15 (01:17:05):
I mean, but what I have it, it's like what
my mom makes is like hamburger me with mashed potatoes
and all this.

Speaker 8 (01:17:10):
God, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
It's not like it's turn Yes, that sounds like Shepherd's
pie kind of.

Speaker 15 (01:17:15):
It's kind of like a Canadian meat pie. But inside
the turk I've never heard of. Yeah, so it's different
than what you can just buy at the store.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
And it's delicious. Well, you can make stuff however you like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah, you don't have to put it. I guess the
point is you don't have to put it inside the bird.
It's gonna taste the same either way.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
The juices.

Speaker 13 (01:17:34):
Yeah, for sure, Sammy's still here to talk about it.
But some of you might not be so lucky, because
if the oven temp is too low or the cooking
tempts too short, it will not reach one hundred and
sixty five degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
And it must.

Speaker 13 (01:17:44):
And even though some people swear by doing this, Sammy
experts say you got to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Cook it in a separate castle dish, but they know
next time.

Speaker 13 (01:17:53):
Next up the sides, the cast rolls, the stews, the gravies,
even non meat dishes in large batches.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
This is when you get hit with what's called the
buffet germ.

Speaker 13 (01:18:03):
See happens, that's right, large badgets of food that sit
out too long. And finally, the delicious, the scrumptious, the
delectable leftovers they get nasty one stored not in airtight containers,
and people get brave by eating it more than and
he guesses how many.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Days a week? Five, thank you Greg. Eating it more
than four days later you can get and that includes
the pie. People don't leave it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
We keep We keep leftovers for a week. Were like,
oh if we made this last Saturday, and Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Oh that was very brave. That's very brave.

Speaker 13 (01:18:39):
So what exactly are we talking about in the virus department?
What's lurking in these foods? Well, here are the top
four we talked about it. Number one the good old norovirus,
otherwise known as the stomach flu. This little monster, super
contagious causes you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Get from like on cruise ships, right, Nora virus.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Oh yeah, IRUs, No, they.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Do call it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
They do call it the cruise ship virus.

Speaker 13 (01:19:01):
As a matter of fact, a lot of puking, a
lot of you know, both ends spurting out. Number two salmonella.
This is because of the this word makes me want
to throw up the raw chicken juice. One drop of
this can cause everything from bloody diarrhea to reactive arthritis.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
I'll take a shot of it and get this.

Speaker 13 (01:19:30):
Symptoms can take up to six days to show up,
So you're not even gonna know how you got this, bitch, So.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Your guests will be home by the time they get sick.

Speaker 13 (01:19:37):
That's actually true. Places blame it on the air travel.
Number three This is a tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Colostridium perfingens.

Speaker 13 (01:19:48):
So something with pooping, well, it's it's this is the buffet,
this is the buffetor this one loves room temperature leftovers.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
It's responsible.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Yeah, no, I was just saying, I've been at a
bazillion BEFO Phase.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
I'm still good.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
You're still here, Well, like a professional one, not like
they just had one here at the radio station. And
that was the day that I had food poison Oh yes,
I'm like, I wouldn't participate it anyway. It's just another reminder,
having food poisoning on the you know, the holiday pot luck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Yeah, that day, just another reminder. Well and professional, I
don't do it.

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
But Phase, you know, they keep those pans nice and hot,
so you should be okay. But this is responsible for
nearly a million illnesses every year. It's always around Thanksgiving.
Symptoms include, yeah, diarrhea, stomach cramps, vomiting, abdominal pain. I
feel like I'm doing a disclaimer for a new drug,
weight loss, muscle likes, fatigue, gas, and symptoms usually start
within six to twenty four hours. They last around twenty

(01:20:42):
four hours, but if you're really young or really old,
they can last up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
To two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Ye see, Greg, and I want to see one of
those weight loss drug commercials. And they do like all
those side effects touff, and they go, oh, could cause cancer,
could causes could cause death in a certain individual. I go, yeah,
but you'll be skinny sturdy, yeah, ok.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Big deal.

Speaker 13 (01:21:03):
At number four, good old staphylococcus, this unhospital caucus staffacccus,
the AKA the staph infection, this unwashed hands Bandit throws
little parties in your intestine and it comes free with
bad hygiene. Mostly causes skin and soft tissue infection. And
some people carry it on their hands when they make
or serve food without washing their hands. Causes nausea and vomiting,

(01:21:26):
stomach crams, all the top culprits. That's common in hospitals, right, yes,
that very very common. How do you keep these pooping
and puking germs off your table? I'm gonna tell you
right now. You gotta keep food.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Out of the danger zone. What's the danger zone?

Speaker 13 (01:21:43):
The danger zone is the temperatures between forty degrees fahrenheit
and one hundred and forty So if it's right in
there at the bacteria are in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Love with you, that's any room that it's in exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:21:54):
So you got to keep it in the fridge or
in the oven below forty or above one forty. How
do we avoid poisoning our dinner guests? Firstly, experts say,
and I know people still do this, and on comments
like I get it and wash your chicken. Don't wash
raw turkey, don't wash raw poultry.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
I didn't wash their turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Supposed to rinse. You're not supposed to rinse.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
It in the why would you rinse it?

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
A lot of people do it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
They think you're getting some of the good people to
rhyme up. I know a lot of people do this,
but it creates bacteria.

Speaker 13 (01:22:28):
They call it a bacterial water park all over your kitchen,
all over your because the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Water is not the water's not the right temperature. So
it probably starts to like, uh, this is this is
what I heard years and years ago. It's a very
young man, just starting off on my own, living on
my own, and I was doing something because I was like, ah, man,
I forgot to thaw the ground b for whatever, and
I think I put it like in a in a
hot water bath. I'm like, no, dude, you're kind of

(01:22:54):
cooking the meat and that's gonna that's gonna make it.
I'm like, oh, that actually makes a lot of sense,
but good effort.

Speaker 15 (01:23:00):
I'm just thinking, like, not supposed to do that, cooking
right after temperature. That's what I do with chicken, oh,
write regularly. I take it out of the freezer, I
put it in warm water thought.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
And then I put it in the oven.

Speaker 13 (01:23:15):
You know, Samy might be indestructible because you're doing everything
they say not to do, and you're still here to tell.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
That's a secret on why she's so skinny that we
should be doing constantly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Yeah, yeah, oh my.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Goodness, because I'm temperature of the chicken like one after
I cook it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Of course, Okay, you're not supposed to thought that way.

Speaker 13 (01:23:35):
But say you found chicken in a dumpster and then
you cooked it, it would still be the right temperature,
but you probably shouldn't eat it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
Correct salmon right down, write down everything you do so
I can follow that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
We need a food diary for you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Yeah, but I kind of see your point though, I mean, you're.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
Cooking a lot of things out of it, but some
things you can't. You know, like dumpster chicken, you probably
should just leave in the dumpster.

Speaker 15 (01:23:58):
So it's because it's creating already when it's sick.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
But I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
When you cook it, the bacteria goes away.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
This is between you and the CDC. Sam, Okay, I
don't know. All I know is we have a new
T shirt Dumpster chicken.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
Delicious, all right.

Speaker 13 (01:24:11):
Also, the magic number for cooking your turkey is anybody
know the degrees?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
No, one sixty five?

Speaker 13 (01:24:20):
You were close enough, and you have to measure it
in three places, the breast, the wing, and the thigh.
And again, no matter how much you like it, experts say,
do not cook your stuffing inside the turkey. It does
not generally does not reach one sixty five could make
everyone sick.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Yes, Sammy's mom.

Speaker 13 (01:24:36):
And remember leftovers are not like fine wine. They don't
get better with age. You got three or four days Woodies, family,
before the fridge becomes a science experiment.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
By the way, pets, don't just give them whatever's on
your plate.

Speaker 13 (01:24:50):
A lot of herbs and essential oils and stuff that
goes in this food can make animals really sick.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
And when you give dogs raw dough, it expands in
their stomach make it could make them have surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
No, but she's definitely gonna get some turkey. She's gonna
get some of that white castle stuffing that we're gonna have.
Oh my god, to get some of that I've been promising.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Her, I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Us, she's so excited.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
My dods are French, so they want this shark couterie that's.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Right, and the oyster stuff. You can have a turkey
dinner with us, but lay.

Speaker 13 (01:25:21):
Off the like the extra rby stuffing because they're not
supposed to have that. You don't look convinced, but that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
The A lot of times stuffing has onions in it, right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
My dog eat her own turds, yes, but she can't
have some delicious stuff that's organic.

Speaker 13 (01:25:35):
So in conclusion, if you stay smart and do stuff
like use your trusty meat thermometer, separate cutting boards to
avoid cross contamination, trying to stick with the two hour
left over rule before sticking in the fridge, wash your
hands like you're prepping for surgery, you and your guests
are going to have a good time that doesn't involve
putting a seat belt on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
That was Gina's grad school. I hope you learned a.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Lot Gina's grad school. For Thanksgiving food poisoning, somebody said,
please mention carryover cooking, like when you pull something out
of a hot oven, the internal temperature will rise several
degrees while the temperature evens out. They're arguing that turkey
could be pulled out between one hundred and fifty five
and one hundred and fifty seven, it'll go up another
eight to ten degrees. However, I don't know if I

(01:26:19):
need to do it just barely, I'll take it just
barely overcooked.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Yeah, that's the same. That's more for like steaks they think.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Yeah, not like well done. We're talking like just barely.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yeah. And you do want to let your meat rest,
if you know what I mean, Yeah, because the juice
is read.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I would say I can't stop stop one sixty like
if you take it out of one sixty one sixty two, fine,
but I'm not going one fifty five to get to
one sixty five.

Speaker 13 (01:26:43):
This is not the time to like your inner Gordon
ramsay your turkey, everybody, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
All right, thank you very much, Gina, you got it.
We're gonna take a break. We got some more Wooies
show coming up for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Hang on, So what you show me right back?

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Comically large.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Well it is a time for Thanksgiving round of the
no hands challenge. Greg is the feeder, yes, and then
the feed e t yeah. And then Menace he is
the feed Yes, I'm hungry, he is. He's going to

(01:27:27):
be eating a Thanksgiving meal. It's that, uh that Greg
will be feeding Menace with and only using his feet.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Yes, So we've done a bunch of other things in
the past, and uh now Greg was in charge of
the menu, and he went very traditional with the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
I did except for one thing because I figured, you
know how much I hate waste. I didn't want to
waste good turkey on foot food. So I got like
just some pre made smoked turkey, okay, And then we
do have what I consider to be an awesome side
dish of mashed potatoes. It's this brand called bob Evans.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
What do you find this.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Grocery store, regular grocery store, the premd stuff they have
like a pre made mac and cheese, chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
It's a restaurant. Bob Evans is a restaurant. Yeah, it's awesome.
You've never been to a bob Evans.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
I have not the mashed potatoes rule. And then we
have to top it off just some what I would
call convalescent hospital homemade non homemade gravy, I should say
jarred gravy. It smells like a convalescent hospital cafeteria, thank you,
And then some delicious ocean spray cranber my only kind.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Yeah, all right, and so uh menace, Well, uh, we're
gonna try to he's blindfolded.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
He's got that blindfold on the.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Google, and we're gonna we're gonna see how he does.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Only the goals to get it into his mouth and
to feed menace using only his feet.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
This is I'm nervous today. This isn't I got a
spoon gravy I gotta I don't know how I'm gonna
get the cranber?

Speaker 15 (01:29:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
What are we?

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
What are we gonna start with? I think we should
be civilized and just start with some turkey. Would you
like some gravy on top of the civilized?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Yeah? Yeah, we'll start with tradition, turkey and grave. Now
what are we gonna do? Are you going to uh
the turkey? Are you going to dip it into the gravy?

Speaker 17 (01:29:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
How are we gonna do it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I think I might top it with gravee. Okay, I
have a spoon in the gravy. I got a spoon
in the cranberry, a spoon and the mashed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Potatoes and a fork for the gravy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Okay, so I guess, baby, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
come around to the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
There happening.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Oh man, I didn't position the turkey and with a
little bit of gravy on top.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Yeah, so I can see. But you got a minute.
I'm still working here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Yeah, Greg is working to get the turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Oh you okay? Using his My god, this is just
dropped the space new new techniquegy, I'm gonna dunk the
you know what you do?

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Maybe you dunk your foot into the gravy and then
and then grab the turkey with the gravy foot.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Yeah, there we go. The reason.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Why is why is man is blindfolded, because it makes
it more of a challenge. Menace has to get it
into his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Just dipped his toes in a hot gravy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Okay, it's sorry, it probably feels nice, right Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Well, you know how chefs always say you're the best
tool is your hands. Yeah, and what they really mean
is it's your feet sneering?

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Oh yeah, okay, so he's gonna he's got the turkey
between his big toe.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Oh it kind of broke.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
And if you think about it, the feet are the hands.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Of the legs.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
What's the reamer, Gina?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
This looks vile.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
You don't want to try something. So he's got a
piece of the turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I'm gonna give it another dunk. Okay, here we go,
man go, here we go. It's coming to find Oh yeah,
I get that. Oh yeah, you haven't got it yet.
You can feel with your mouth. You can feeling with
your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Let's give him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Yeah, you gotta get more.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
The turkey was hanging on his foot.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
He had it up there in your foot.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Menace, used your tongue to kind.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Of I'm gonna put more by your foot a little bit.
But he liked it. He liked Okay, here comes more.
All right, here we go. Oh wow, this is really dangling?
Is this going? Really? Okay? I think about.

Speaker 10 (01:31:27):
That?

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
Was that was?

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
I don't think it's falling here. It is his foot.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
He's using his foot. So yes, here's gonna be a tone.
No he's not, he's not menace anything.

Speaker 18 (01:31:35):
I gotta go higher. It's right, heads because it's the way.
It's dangling. Less talking, more eating. There is, there is,
there is, you got you gotta don't keep don't keep
bringing it up. You got pasta like pasta.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Come on, Menace, it's turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
You literally almost bit his heel. Did you get it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
It was dangling?

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Yeah, I'm giving that one. I'm giving that one partial credit.
That was that one's partial credit because he just slip
it up like a spaghetti because he had Why did
it come off in like one big kind of long string.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Yeah, probably because I gripped it with my foot. Yeah,
really hard and it kind of broke the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
All right, you're ready for some mashies. By the way,
this whole thing is MENACE's idea. There's no hands challenge.
This is like the fourth or fifth one we've done.
This is just the Thanksgiving additions. That was the smoke
turkey dipped in gravy, or actually foot dipped in gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
I'm allowed to wipe my foot in between, right, because
I can't grip my spoon with gravy toes. Now, what
do you do the spoon for the mashed potatoes? Can
I give you can I give you like a thought
on the mashed potatoes.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
I think you kind of use your like the top
of your foot as like a shovel and have it
sit on top of your foot, and the menace eats
the mashed potatoes off the top of your foot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
He's going to need to engage the other foot for
this gravy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
That could be the second part of the challenge. Let's
start with mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
You can try with the spoon first.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
You can go on to the second round, though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Gregg's dying to use the spoll, right, I'm jumping ahead
to the reveals. Yeah, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
I'm gonna. Okay, here we go. Okay, here's spoon. Here
we go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
This is mashed potatoes Thanksgiving round of the No Hands Challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Would you like gravy minutes? You can do it easily.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
I would also like to know what you can see
from your vantage seas. Okay, I only have the one
side here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I'm trying to be contortion this here, Okay, here we go.
Here always got the spoon. Oh there you go, Greg,
that was really good. I could see why you wanted
to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
That was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
Oh right, hip, that was a that was a spoonful
of mashed potato.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
A little more and a little more foot yeah, a
little more.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
I mean Greg's going on about these bob Evans mashed potatoes, like,
what are you giving?

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Let's give him, Let's give him more than Okay, that's
feel good, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
It's got to be weirdly satisfying, right, yeah, it kind
of is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
And I hate to waste. So he's getting more.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Okay, that's a that's a good amount, all right, menace
there slifted up, get the get the.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Isn't that good? Yeah? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Since when does he eat slow?

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Here it's still there?

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
All right? He has a savor.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Really well, yeah, because he scooped it up with toe
because I know you like big bites.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Yeah, he likes to eat quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Yes, I guess I'm not going to go back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
All right, so let's let's do uh, let's let's do
with with the gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Mashed potatoes and gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Yeah, there's nothing better.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Yeah, all right, So he's he's gonna get a serving
of both, some mashed potato, some grave Oh this delicious bite,
this looks Oh my god, thanksgiving? All right, here we go,
all right, he got about you. Pull amount mashed potato.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
And toe mashed potato.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Put the toe in mashed potato.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
All right, all right, all right, it's like what jel
what's cold?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
The gravy? All right, all right, cold grave.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Let's give you some dessert now you've earned it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
So what is this?

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
This is the cranberry sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Cranberry?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Oh I love.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
I think this is going to be the most difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Don't cut your toe.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
This is the this is the ocean.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Correct, alright, So I'm gonna try to get to are
we are we dealing with the spoon. I'm gonna try
with the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Spoon first, because for real, you're going to get tennis.
This is, okay, insanely difficult to my body like this, you'
sounding such a Mom'll put on a sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
I'm cold and I have such gravy feed that I
can't do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
You need a napkin. I do need to wipe this
one toe here?

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
Yeah, because it is like a little bit more like
the cranberry is obviously little bit more dense. Oh yeah,
you know what your face?

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Well, hold on, put a towel on Greg's toes and
have him like his face back. Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
Oh man, how am I going to get this spoon?

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
This is well because cranberry sauce. This is not sauce.
This is like a hard well it's it doesn't scoop
like gravy escapes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Oh man, all right, I think you almost got it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
You might have to one more time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
You might want to push down on the spoon kind
of like pry it like jello.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Okay, yeah, or yeah there you go. Yeah, okay, there's
a nice game.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Now I can shift the spoon, turn the spoon, earn
the spoon. Alright, so Greg's grabbing the spoon. Menaces waiting,
mouth a gape, scoop it with the other foot onto
the spoon.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Use use the other foot to your advantage. It's a
good idea, Gina.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
It's nice call. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
All right man, it's getting the cranberry.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Okay, I got a good on the spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
That's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
That's plentiful.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Yeah. Okay, here we go, here we.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Go, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Left you up, Greg's the real victim here. Wow, that
was difficult a f all right, that is hard? Hard?

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
Now do we think we can pull off the trifecta?

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
All three?

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
A piece of turkey like like the perfect bite the leftovers. Yeah, yeah,
so it would be turkey. I'm gonna do a little potato.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
Potato gravy and some cranberry sauce, like if you have to.
What you should do is just kind of mix it
all together, scoop it on, you know, a nice scoop
it up with the spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Exactly. Here's a piece of berry right there, all right
on the tarp for you. You mean out of the jars. Yes,
it's not everywhere. There we there, we go.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
There, we three together, all three together, all three together.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
It's not all mushy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Because it's not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Did I tell you Greg, I was at Trader Josie
other day and they have a Thanksgiving burrito. Now it's
like all of these things and that sounds good. Prison spread.
I'll give you guys a review later on. All right, okay, okay,
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
It's all okay, here we go. Okay, here's the full meal,
full meal.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
Get it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Almost there?

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Did you get it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
What was it? It's not good. It's not good maybe
like cold ass.

Speaker 14 (01:38:47):
That was just tomato. It was left oever, well okay,
oh that's a that's a nice big nut'll get that.
He looks like something a national geogra apart. Alright, nice,
nice to the leftover stop, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
That's how you do the No Hands challenge. Menace, Now, menace.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
You had the turkey, you had the cranberry, you had
the mashed potatoes. Can you give us, like a ranking
of of your favorites? What did you like the most
and then the least? Yeah, yeah, point to smoke turkey.

Speaker 11 (01:39:31):
Yeah, I love the turkey.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Okay, love the crayberry sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Uh the mashed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Potatoes could use a little more salm, pepper. Gravy terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
The gravy turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Giving you a nap? All right, Well there you go. Wow,
I gotta go take a shower.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Yeah, Thanksgiving edition of the No Hands Challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
We're gonna take. We'll take a quick break. We've got
some more WI show for you. Next, hang on more next.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Maybe the show's the woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
You know, I shouldn't be hungry after watching what we saw.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Yeah, yeah, file, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Should I be embarrassed and I'm coming.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Work? Yeah, but for like show show show us your apps.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
I bet you well now, yeah watched it?

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Yeah, hell yeah, dude right, I'm gonna clean my shirt
up off herding though. And Greg, you should love that
that Bob Evans, because I did check. And yes, our
friend Jerry O'Connell and our Francis Roberto, we're these spokesman
for Bob Evans mashed potatoes and mac and cheese four
or five years ago. That's a gig.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
I would love to go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
God forbid he bring us up. I know, insensitivity draining
for a political world.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
Yeah. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
Yeah, when you think that the world doesn't care and
the world is ignoring you, just miss a few car payments.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Or just remember you're right either one.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
Yeah, it's to pick your own adventure your parting words
of wisdom today.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Yeah, nobody cares as much as you do. Never about
whatever they're not thinking about you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Yeah, it's such a hard thing to really come to
grips with. Yeah, not like from an egotistical standpoint, just
from a you are convinced you're paranoia has got you
so ramped up.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
I mean, you guys get it. Especially on a bad
hair day. You think, oh, the world's looking at me,
your hair looks terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
They're worried about their own hair. They're not. They're not.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
Yeah, but Greg's obsessing about it. But but you're also right, Greg, Yeah,
try missing a payment with the government on a tax thing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
But if the if the government ever owes you like
you miscalculate or whatever, or even like your refund.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
That you're entitled to, you'll never hear from them.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
You think you get interested if they're late with their
No rush on that, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it, appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys
can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have a
great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
I quit this bitch.