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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program? Listener,
this question is it flies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well
it's Tuesday, it's the second day of the week, and
it's the second day of December. All right, December second,
twenty twenty five. My name is what of That is
Greg Gorian. We got menacegrad is here, Sea bask Good morning.

(01:01):
So there's Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
We got von our video producer Bort is here today.
I see him through the window into the Woody Show
production department over there. And Menji is there. See dumbass Tyler,
How can you miss him? He's in there. Phones are
open eight seven seven four Woodie hit us up in
the text over to two two nine eight seven coming

(01:23):
up for you Today. We'll talk to Rich on tech
Rich Rich and Rich love Rich. Yeah, well we'll talk
to Rich. We got the trending news headlines menasas the
late us in the world of entertainment, got the Birthday's
port of Birthday, all that and more today Tuesday, here
on The Woody Show and everything is more expensive right now,
you guys, I don't know if you've heard. I'll talk

(01:44):
about for a couple of things. But you know what
else has gone up in price. It's that time, the
time of the year, oh, where we get to find
out how much it costs for the twelve Days of Christmas.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
You're part of the problem, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I know at this point.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I know because there are there are two things that
come out every year, and I will cover them every
single year because it's so dumb. Number one is exactly right,
the twelve days of Christmas, because who the hell is
buying a partridge in a paar tree?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Not lately.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
The other one is like how much a stay at
home mom would make if she was paid for all
the jobs that she had. They come up with a
different one every single year. We always cover them, and
here we go for twenty twenty five. All right, So
this is according to the PNC Christmas Price Index. So
buying everything included in the song for Your True Love
this year would touch you back fifty one thousand, four

(02:37):
hundred and seventy six dollars and twelve cents. That is
up four point five percent over last year. Now, the
five gold rings. They saw the single biggest increase, a
thirty two percent increase. The pear tree that jumped up
thirteen point five percent. Now, many of the prices for
the birds involved didn't go up at all, so that

(02:58):
kind of you know, its value. So broken down, the
partridge in a pear tree four hundred and twenty dollars
eighteen cents, okay, Two turtle doves seven hundred and fifty dollars.
What I want to seven dollars? No French hens? Like,
what's what's so special about a French.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Hands Cornish game hand?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Right? They sell those at the store, right, yeah, but likes, dude,
I ever, like, what kind of fancy ass store you're going?
Three would cost you three hundred and forty six dollars
and fifty cents? That's I don't understand. Like, so I
want to know where they got that price? Like three
French hens? How much do hens cost?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
These are French hands, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, but if I just wanted to buy apparently better right.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well, we could get some more chickens for the studio,
and that's right ourself, thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Four calling birds just birds.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Like parrots say things back, I mean parrots.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I would understand because this price five hundred ninety nine
dollars and ninety six cents.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
All right, parents are expensive.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Parrots would be expensive, but just from parrots would be
is every kid's like one of their first petty they're
a goldfish or a parakeetent mine was.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, parken't it?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Calling birds are a European blackbird. They don't seem that special.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, Maybe that's why because they're harder to get maybe
and irregular. Hen is like twenty bucks. All right, five
gold rings again, this is the one that saw the
biggest increase up thirty two point five percent this year.
So those five gold rings will cost you one thousand,
six hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety cents. Six
geese laying nine hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't know where these people are shocked.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Also, I guess I never really paid that much attention.
Why so many birds?

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, who wants that?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
How many?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
How many friggin birds do you need? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Why does that say love?

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Uh So?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Six gisa laying nine hundred and thirty bucks. Seven swans
of swimming.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
I mean those are free at the park.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Thirteen thousand, one hundred and twenty five dollars. This is
the second most expensive item on the entire level.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
That's expensive.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
Remember father of the bride and she gets them for
her wedding to go around in the water.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Very expensive, very expensive to do.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
And they didn't remember the rent them. They bought them.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
They rented them for the day.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Eight maids of milking they got fifty eight bucks. How
much person? All right? Nine ladies dancing?

Speaker 8 (05:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
So eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty six dollars and
eighty eight cents.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Still a pretty good price. How many dollar bills is that?

Speaker 6 (05:36):
That's a thousand per girl?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Ten lords a leaping, so what would that be? How
much does it do to leave just a lord like
like a put on a show.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
And places you can grab them for a couple of
yellow shots.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, b sixteen thousand, eight hundred and thirty
six dollars and fourteen cents. So again I would like
to see show your work. Yeah, away prices here right,
what's the breakdown?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I think it's because it's a lord, right, But the
way they go to the title, But.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
What is that It's not like Menace wants to be knighted.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Remember parenthetical gay lord, that's what they are, yeah, gay lord. Yes,
and those are way cheaper, exactly said.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Because they just want to have fun. Yeah, they're like,
you don't have to pay me Eleven pipers piping three
seven hundred ninety seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
And forty one in the same place, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Twelve drummers drumming four thousand, one hundred and six dollars
and eight cents.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
First off, you can find hippies and drum circles for free.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, so pipers piping and drummers drumming. I have been
laughing my ass off at there's a series of these
uh ai videos that are all over social media of
cats doing different things. So, like there's a cat with
like a set of bagpipes on this lady's front porch
and she goes, stop it, stop it, stop playing those pipes,

(06:52):
and she grabs them from this cat. It looks like,
I mean, the ai is great. It's so real now, right,
it looks it's it's so ridiculous that it's funny. Right,
And like he's out there with like a fiddle playing
you stop that, give me that fiddle, right, now it's
mid midnight, get back, get out of here, and the
cot like hisses at her. Cat's got a hibachi table
out there? No hibachi, it's midnight. There's a whole series

(07:16):
of these things. It's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
You like it.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I can't get enough of it. And I hate cats.
I'm not even a cat person. It's so dumb and funny.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
All right, Greg, Okay, in a similar one, I know
you hate cats as well. What if what you can
do with a cat? You can hold a cat like
upside down and then put its tail in your mouth
like you're playing bagpipes. That's fun.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'd watch that. I wouldn't do it. Yeah, So fifty
two thousand sounds like a lot. They said, if you
bought all the items repeated over and over in the song,
obviously be on the hook for a lot more. All
the repetitions come out to three hundred and sixty four gifts,
and that adds up to two hundred and eighteen thousand,
five hundred and forty two dollars and ninety eight cents.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeamn, I'm worth it.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So so there there you have it, everybody. Our annual
report on how much the twelve days of Christmas would
cause that's the worst list of gifts ever.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, that's nobody wants that, Yeah, nobody. I know the goal. Obviously,
there was an Office episode where the secret Giver was
doing that and she was just wrecked and.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Clode please stop eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven minutes. Has the world of entertainment at his fingertips? Yeah,
he's gonna tell us. So that's all about. Plus the
birthday's port of Birthday all up next to here on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Made it just in time.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
The Woody Show is back, Ahi, Welcome back everybody. It
is Tuesday, December the second, twenty twenty five. A couple
holidays for Greg. Today, rab Greg. It's National Fritter's Day.
Oh m, Greg loves him a good fritter. Ever, today
is a World Computer Literacy Day, so the Greg. And

(09:01):
it's a World Pollution Prevention Day.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Did you ever show Greg the video from the from
the Ocean?

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (09:10):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
I tried to send it to him.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I didn't go here show him right now, Gina's gonna
look up. You don't have to do it. Right this second,
while Gina looks up that video. We we filmed something
for for Greg.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Thank you men.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Today a special education day. It's also bartender Appreciation Day.
It is business Day of popping Corn. Okay, I guess
if you're in the popping corn business. Isn't National Build
Joy Day? National mud Day? And it's a National skip
school Day?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I have here?

Speaker 5 (09:45):
How could it be a special education and skip school day?

Speaker 12 (09:47):
I know?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
All right, here we go, this is so special just
forres we were I forget where it was, Saint Kitts.
So yeah, yeah, and so we went off to this
this beach for the day and uh, while we were
in the water, check it out, found stumbled upon found
something for Greg. It's a it's a cup that we
found in the water right here here we go. Found

(10:14):
a cup in the water. And then you, as a
responsible person, you took it with you and threw it
in the garbage.

Speaker 12 (10:19):
Oh wait, shoulder shoulders tossed it, you know what, because
it lives there. Maybe some crabs home, like yeah, some
crab like we'll use it for like a like a
hermit crab, like a new shell crop.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah. Anyway, she was supposed to send that to you,
tri I'm.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Glad you did.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
It would have been.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
It was better to see your reaction live and in person.
I'm glad you re littered. Yeah, I didn't re litter.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
It was already in there, so you were holding it.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
I was, I was holding it, but it was already
were you from the boat that you could have just
taken it with you that hey, oh yeah, that would
have been way too much shorter.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Hey I found some litter. Throw this away.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I've noticed like.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
When people bring their drinks into the water with them
when you're at the beach, because like waves and stuff
for crashing, the water is getting.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Like like the three drops of ocean, ocean water to ruin.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So you see everybody standing there like the Statue of
Liberty with their like hands up in the air, just
because you have to have that drink. Even I'm taking
my like have I'm saying, like, have it in like
some kind of vessel with the top, yeah, right exactly, yeah,
something like that, but like just an open, you know,
plastic cup where the ocean water is getting in there

(11:33):
and you're like kind of dodging waves.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
This is why we bring our Stanley cups into the.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Ocean and then when you're done with it, it'll sink down.
But very nice. Exactly. They can make a read you
all right, man, It's what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Well, old school singer Paul Anka. Do you know who
that is? Actually like days ago I saw him perform,
probably like two years ago. It was still really good, hilarious.
He had a lot of jokes when he was performing.
I liked it a lot. But he Paul just did

(12:11):
an interview and he confirmed that Frank Sinatra was packing
and actually large salamie in his pants. Yeah, he said,
I'll tell you. He says, yeah, it's huge. But what's
crazy is another old school name, Milton Burrel. He said
that he was way bigger. He said he found out

(12:32):
all this stuff while on holiday with these folks. Now,
well I'm on holiday now, Gina, And what do you
guys just went on holiday? And do you see your
friends Wieners.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Once we weren't sharing a room or anything.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, I don't know, guys, they're famous singers and actors.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Like are they sharing a dressing room?

Speaker 13 (12:57):
Well?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
He said, as I just said, they were in like
the song of Steamhouse together.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, we didn't do that. There's a lot of nudity
at the saunas, and then you see, I think.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
That guys I don't get the appeal number one, especially
as a group of guys. Number two, just in general
sauna all together, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I was just talking to my Korean friend and he
said that he's kind of upset with the bath houses
because they have been taken over by the gays. Yeah,
and he said this decades ago, right, this used.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
To be like our hangouts culturally Korean. The Korean spas
are different than the gay bath houses very or should be.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
But I guess.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
He said they got infiltrated. Yeah, so he's very mad
at the early eighties.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, he's like, what the heck?

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Man?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
All right? Moving on though, we so we confirmed that
Frank Sinatra has a big hog uh home improvement stars
Zachary ty Bryant, Oh, I saw this. This guy is
in trouble again. He violated his probation.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
He's been arrested five times in six years.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, poor guy. Yeah, he was on for thirty six
months and he violated the probation because he got in
a fight with his girlfriend. She also got arrested He
got arrested in twenty twenty four for dui. He also
got arrested for punching a woman in this year.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Actually, I take back to hold this poor guy then
she is looks like he's on meth from his latest market.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
He's like, dude, you could just like, you know, be
out there going to conventions and signing some autouse and
you're out here doing this stupid crap. Dumb all right,
this guy clearly.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's like some kind of dependency thing. Yeah, it's drugs, alcohol, right, yeah,
combination of.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Both, exactly. Moving on to former Cardinals player Jim.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Edmunds Jim Edmonds.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Jim Edmunds. Did I not see that? Edmonds?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I know, it's just the way he said that. Jim Edmonds.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Jim Edmunds. He is going to have a full house
this holiday season because he has all his kids in
full custody because his ex wife.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
So wait, what's in Because I remember this was like
the talk. My wife loved Jim Edmonds. She's from Saint Louis.
That was like one of her favorite players. Yes, he
was on like one of the real housewives he was.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, that's why he became on my radar and I
started talking about him with your wife, not because of sports,
because he was on the Real Housewives and he was
married to this woman. Her name is Megan King. She
is very attractive, but apparently she kept on wanting to
give ridlin to the kids when they weren't prescribed for it.
So that's how he got full custody because, uh, child

(15:36):
Services came in and said, why are you trying to
give this kid? Really apparently apparently I don't know, but
he allegedly And now the kids live with Jim, So
Jim helpful house of kids. Massive of a red flag?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Is it if your wife wife in most cases, obviously
comes to you and says, I'd like to be on
the Real Housewives of.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, yeah, well it has not ended well. Like just
recently Candy from Atlanta, she was married to her husband
and everyone thought like, oh, this is a solid marriage
and they just got divorced and they were together for
eleven years. Oh no, yeah, it sucks. That surprises me
from Candy, I know any of these people are surprised.

(16:17):
Candy Verse, you don't know who she is. You definitely
know a song that she wrote.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
Called no Scrubs Menace In the latest were one of
the latest episodes of Celebrity Weakest Length. The theme was Housewives.
If you ever think that you're even slightly uninformed about anything,
watch that episode. They are the legally stupidest people.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Ever seen.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
What does their day consistent? Where does their mental energy go?

Speaker 10 (16:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (16:46):
I think in one round they got one question right,
and it was about classic surgery. No, they dumped things
down for the celebrity editions to get well, questions that
four year olds could have answered.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Did you also see they did a hip hop rap edition. Hilarious,
It's very old. Okay, ye, look it up. It's it's
pretty good, all right. Moving on to Prince William and
his lady Kate Milton. They love doing one thing and

(17:17):
that's cold plunging seas and they think it's good for
them and they love it.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
So many, so many people swear by that.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Now it's been a while speaking of things that we
were people are doing.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's good for inflammation, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Appetite just beat cancer.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
So yeah, yeah, and thanks to the.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Cold plunge, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Doctor, I could see where I could see where like
you'd feel good afterwards, like it's invigorating.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yes, but again, the whole inflammation thing has been proven.
Yeah you might like it if so good whatever, but
the medical benefits thing is unproven to say the least.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
I was just I was like, this is pretty nuts.
I was just listening to Theo Vaughan's podcast and he
is he's on, sorry's on there? And apparently Theovonne has
a cold Plunch like set up where he was recording,
and he asked, uh, is he on sorries? If you
want to jump in before doing the interview, and he
did it, like we should set that up here at

(18:14):
the studio for our guests, all right. Moved on to
Simon Cowell. He says sorry for being a dick during
American Idol.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
He said the best party it got so boring after
they started. He started with like they wouldn't put any
of the bad singers on there, reason to walk, Sorry
for making this fun for you. The first two weeks
of American Idol were always good and then you turn
That's where he got the William hunks and the people
who thought the great singers, like what are you who
told you he was a good singer?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Well, his excuse was that they were wasting his time
because he was looking for a good singer. So that's
why he was being a dicky because they're wasting time.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
But you know that.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
By the way, who's the producer of the show?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You people fold? Yeah, you can easily fire those producers.

Speaker 10 (18:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
He says that he's grown, so he's not grow Yeah
every time.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
By the way, this is a good point speaking of
Simon Cowell and Amy Shumer and other people. Every time
someone grows as a person, they become so much less
funny and less interesting. Yeah, and just less everything.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Well, I say that when they become vegan, Like everyone
becomes kind of mid when they've become vegan. Like in
the entertainment industry.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Look, everybody changes over time, evolves in certain ways over time.
Look like Howard Stern, you outgrow stuff, right, yeah, it happened.
Like that's why you know you're not into the same
shows today that you when you were three.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
True? Right, we get that.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, you like you constantly evolve, your taste change or
like maybe you get you know, you're you're you're burned
out on whatever you used to think was interesting or funny.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
You've had enough.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Figure, yeah, I'm good, and now you find interested in
something else. Like I get where that happens. But stop
the apologizing, right.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah, like you did it.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
You thought it was fun at the time.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
I don't think it's funny.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, move on, like and now it's like, yeah, maybe
I'm stunning too that now. Yeah, you know, because I've
outgrown it. I've ripped on so many people and told
them they were terrible singers for so long it's now
boring to me. Oh yeah, I gotta find other things that, uh,
just don't don't apologize. Yeah, nobody, nobody was really truly hurt.
If anything, you help some people, right, Yeah, they're now

(20:12):
working a cubical job where they otherwise would have been
out there still trying to make their dream come true.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
But everything never happened. But at their job they could
tell everybody that they want an American night is also true.
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Speaker 3 (20:23):
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Like Seafash, She's taking a break from entertainment. You there,
what about the about well Sea Bass's comments?

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Speaker 7 (21:06):
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Speaker 8 (21:08):
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Yeah.

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(21:37):
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(23:07):
forty two years old today, and that's your porno birthday.
Your celebrity birthday is a little look at what's happening
in the world. Of entertainment this morning here on the
Woody Showy Show.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I welcome back everybody, all right. So there there was
a time where Greg Gory really found Sebastian Maniscalco to
be hilarious.

Speaker 14 (23:35):
There is.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
He was fooled.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's a sad part of my history. And so many people,
so many people still find him to this day to
be really funny.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I'll give started that live credit. They mocked him pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
We were talking about, Yeah, that was pretty good. Now
he's got a Hulu special that came out this year
called it Ain't Right came out. Now is it what
he's saying or how he said that people find entertainment?
It's got to be how he says it, because there
is no punch. And I finally figured out there is
a there's a cartoon character who he always reminded me

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of because he always has like in his in the
way he says certain both these big cheeks. Droopy dog
was a cartoon. It drove me not I could not
come up the name.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Groom by dog right, and he sounds I can see that,
all right, So look it up.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
You're not familiar with droopy dogs, just google droopy dog.

Speaker 12 (24:34):
And so.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
So this is him on why he doesn't like people
bringing food with them when they come over to eat
for the hollow. All right, this is again. This is
from one of his latest specials called It and Again
Listen with the dog.

Speaker 15 (24:53):
Me to be honest, I don't like when people bring stuff.
I don't like when will make food at their house
and bring it bring it to my house. Why are
they laughing as soon as they get out of the car.
It's leak and everything is leaking. There's a trail of
juice from their car to my door.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
Their car.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
There is always unidentifiable. Identify, identify. The cartoon always comes
in a clear bowl.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Mall you have to ask what is that?

Speaker 15 (25:33):
Oh it's marshmallows, cinnamon chicken chick.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah. Where would you like me to put it near
the guard? But the guard.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
So it's like full blown allergy slash cold season. Yeah,
and what I've got is definitely an allergy. You're positive about?
Oh yeah, positive. So then I've been swearing by navage
and I think I'm off board.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Oh yeah, I got it because of you.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah yeah, I know. Anyway, So, uh, what started as
just a little congestion. One side used in avage and
now that same side won't stop running and it's driving
me nuts.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
So it worked too well?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Is that working too well? Yeah? It would rather it
be stuffed up than just running cod like a faucet.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
You can see it in your face not looking so
hot right now?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Really well, yeah, because the right side of my nose
just like running, the.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Really cleared that blockage really over.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
And I mean I thought it was just supposed to
take all the ear tints out so that you're just
not running or congested. Less attractive to medicine take away.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Well that's a positive, but it's got to go somewhere though.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I can't like walk around here. He's like grabbing my ass.

Speaker 16 (27:10):
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
That when there's the miracle drug that I swear by,
I have m D, but that's behind the counter stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, I've got that.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Stuff that actually makes me feel like I'm having a
heart attack.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, that stuff be good.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I take it on when I'm like, you know, kind
of sleepy on certain days.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
That's that's more b' more for like a cold cold.
You know, this was just an allergy thing, and so
you know, I took my typical zertech, which I take
every day. Yeah, yeah, those are good. And then this navage,
which normally I swear by. But what do you do
for a running nose pository? Do you ever like roll

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up a piece of tissue paper and stuff it up
there like a nose?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yeah, you need a tampon those tamps.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
No, but for whatever reason that all of a sudden
feels better, why don't Why.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Don't you put a tamp up there?

Speaker 7 (28:06):
It would be great?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Can you do that?

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yeah, toxic shock syndrome.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
No, then you got like sticking out of your face.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah, but you'll feel so much better.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
You want like a little baby of it. Don't get
a tampon, Morgan, I'm not gonna put a tamp on them.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
That would be stupid. Not like butt chugging used like
your socks.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
No, of course, not.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
That you have.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
My bag put it back in the wrapper.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
But honestly, like, what do you do? No, congestion is
one thing, but yeah, what do you do to get
it stop?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
You dry it out?

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Right? Is that?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Because it's only Yeah, it depends on what what what's
making it run? But I would think that the navage
cleared whatever was making it run, or we should.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Have Yeah, you put a space.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
A while.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, I'm looking for real answers a space heater in
my note. Like I told you, I have like super
deep sus so I needn't even blow my nose never,
like my whole life. Can't do it. I've got a doctor.
Blow your nose. Yeah, we've tried it on the show before.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I don't mean you can't.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
So you.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
See, I think this run the equivalent of Gina saying
she can't take a pill. Yeah, I think, yeah I can.
You don't know how to, No, I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I've gotten the doctor about it, and he's like, oh man,
you got super deep sinuses because I go, yeah, what
I really struggle to like try to blow my nose
and like nothing will come out ever.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
But do you constantly gets activity?

Speaker 15 (29:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
But what I'm saying is like you you've never had
a running nose? I have, yeah, okay, and when so
when you blow your nose there, does it work?

Speaker 10 (29:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Nothing, Your nose is in the process of running. Yeah,
so I just like kind of I just kind of
like just wipe it.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
So I looked it up and it says that you
need to stay hydrated and also humidify yourself.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
So drink a lot of.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Who I'm saying, like the space heater thing.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
I read that, but but you're trying to dry it
out humid But that's what it's saying, stay hydrated.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Didn't use a humidifier for a running nose?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I don't interesting. Maybe I do have that like concierge
doctor service.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Oh yeah, I get him on the horn.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I always forget about it. That's what and that's what
it's for. Yeah, let's call him like cauld you can
just I could text him right now and he'll get
back to me probably within fifteen twenty minutes. Like how
do you stop the running noose? Simple question like that
as opposed to calling This is why I finally, you know,
moved on from who I had before. Yeah, just the

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regular doctor's office people, because you call there, you have
a question for today, my nose is running. I just
want to know, like, what's a good way to get
that to stop today. I don't want to go on
for an office visit for that, but can I just
get like some can I get like a professional opinion there?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
And they say, well, let's see I can. Yeah, we
have a five on March twenty six.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yeah, I think you'll still be ready.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Then no, bitch, I'm just gonna get this because otherwise
I feel totally fine. Yeah, it's this right side and
I can feel because right in my eye, which makes
this this eye water. Yeah, and then just right out
so annoying? Are doctors really that busy? I made a
dermatol disappointment about a month ago and it's still a

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month away. Like, how are you seeing patient? Are you
seeing a thousand patients an hour? Is it what they're
talking about where they only they only take a certain
number of patients a day because they're capped Somehow about
are they? Like but the number of like you know,
Blue Cross will only pay for us a certain number
of maybe I don't know. I don't I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
But telehealth doctor stuff or radio people that has changed
my life though, Like you just talk to a doctor quick.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
I talked about it before. I use one medical it's
through Amazon. It's like twelve bucks a month and you
talk to a doctor like right away. I used to
go to urgent care because urgent care was quicker than
anything else.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Now urgent care you might as well go to the
emergency room because you'll be there for four days, but
you're the only person in the waiting room. You're like,
where are all the people that I'm waiting on? How
have I been here two hours?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I've always wondered with telehealth if like a guynecologist, a
neurologists will be like, well, drop your pants, let me see.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Is it those I know over tellhealth?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Oh yeah basic?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
What will they look at over tell ahealth?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
As my first you gotta get like one of those
plumbers cameras.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, just feed it in.

Speaker 11 (32:36):
Yeah, I thought it was just talking you just really Yeah,
I had to Tellhealth recently. I didn't show them.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
You should have checked this. I have a rash or something.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
This point.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Greg was the first person and I once he said it,
I'm like, you know what, You're right because Greg had
said for years that no matter what, you go to
the doctor for broken finger, broken finger, like somehow they're
taking a look at your penis, right, they gotta get
you naked.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
That's interesting because for us it's always when was your
last period? I'm like, what do you care?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
I have you know athletes foot?

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Or when the last time you had sex?

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Like I broke my arm, you say, take off all
your clothes and the doctor will be in a minute.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Just does Yeah, that is like the first thing they have.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
Yeah, somebody texted in and I looked it up. They
have something called nampons for nose bleeds. So it's a
nose tampon. It's called a nosebleed stopper.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Can we door dash some nampos?

Speaker 9 (33:29):
Yeah, those ob tampons look like they could fit up
your No, one don't even know it's a tampons.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Little baby. No, but you have this giant like wad.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
No, but they're not giants.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
It's sleek and no applicator.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
It would just look like cotton.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah. If I take a little piece of this tissue
right here, it's dynamic.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Don't shove it up too far now.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Can you even see it?

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Not at all? Now, if I had this obi tampon
in my face, I'm pretty sure you'd see it.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Fish that I pick a bugger out night. Good at
that it's right there.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, it's amazing to me that we have all this, like,
look at all the AI technology, the things that you
could do just with a I or you know, we
have these things on Mars that are Roman. But yet
something so basic is let's say common cold you know,
or run those there big thing is like put this
thing in that blows a mist and then drink a
lot of you know, fluids. That's the best we can do. Like,

(34:24):
I want something, I want something like you have. You
know when you nick yourself shaving, I forget what they
call those little pens. Yes, yes, I have. Yeah, but
it works, it does work, It works, it hurts. What
did you say, right, Yeah, it looks like a piece

(34:47):
of chalk and you just wet it and then immediately
stop burns nothing. You could you can hold something on
there like you cut your face, like, I'm sure it's
the same, all the same for women on your legs.
I don't know if it's different on your face or whatever.
Like this stuff will bleed bleed, bleed, bleed bleed. Nothing
stops it. This limptick, Yeah, just tap it on there.

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You tap it on there, and all of a sudden
it just stops.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I need some of that.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
I got to google that.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, and it works.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
You ever cut your ear? So here here's a confession.
When I shave, like, my ears are hairy, it's gross.
So I actually shave my my outside of my ear
and I nicked it once and oh my god, I
think of bled for about a month.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
O Greg, I'd like to offer you a service, you
know how I will never pop a pimple, and I
think it's the most disgusting thing ever.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I will, however, pull out every hair on your head.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
You want me to just tweeze your ears, I.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
Mean, it make me so happy at this point. I
shave it so it's stuble, so it's like just right
along that ridge of the ear.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I would love to tweeze that, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Long enough to breid it. Greg says, never blow your nose.
That spreads the so called infection. So everything we know
from life.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Is well to do.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
You're supposed to look like Turner and Hooch dripping anti
handkerchief people. Handkerchiefs are ros. My stepfather carries one of those.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Still.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
It's like in the pocket of his jeans.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
No way.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, And you just say he has it.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
I go, so like you.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Fold it up and you put it back in your pocket.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (36:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I do usually have like like a tissue or whatever
in my pocket, like if the if I have some
congestion going on, and if I've used the tissue once.
You know, I'm on the on on the run, and
then I put I put it back in the pocket.
I'll use it a second time then throw it away.
But yeah, I don't need a it's like that. Uh

(36:44):
you know how parents used to have like uh reusable diapers,
cloth diapers. That's so disgusting. So because the question was, okay,
you have these cloth diapers, so you get like the
the heavy stuff out and then what and then like,
do you like rinse the other part before you put
it in? Or do you put like heavily soiled coca

(37:05):
in the same washing machine that you're putting your clothes
because that's hoffee filter.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, you know that's disgusting. Are you hanging out in
your backyard and spray with the hose or you have got.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
To do that instantly because it's gonna be sitting around
on dodo.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Was it just my grandmother's or I hope this I
don't turn into this. But did you ever see old
ladies tuck their used kleenex into their sleeves?

Speaker 14 (37:28):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (37:28):
My grandma always used to make us do That's give
us every time she saw us, she'd make us stuffed tissues.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
In our sleeves.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Always.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Yeah, that's what they and our noses were always running
and we would just wipe it with our hand and
then touch everything.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, when I wrestled around school, if you bumped your
nose and started bleeding, the coach and put a tampon
up there to finish the mat. Yeah, I don't know
why you're so anti tampon nose right now.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
We pretty much had the right here.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
It's too big.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Is the tissue still in your nose right now?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
No? I took it out. They take scissors and cut
a little.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Plug out and they haven't or light days lights.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Feel so fresh.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I know we can whittle the tampon right.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
The other pro tip that somebody told me, because it's before,
I got one of those pens for the cuts. When
you're shaving, If you have anti perspriant deodorant, just put
a little dab that on it. There's something in the
anti pursper, and I think it's the aluminium or the
whatever's in there that makes the bleeding stop. Like immediately
it worked.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
The spy.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I have the spray, So what I did is I
sprayed it onto like a Kleenex, and I dabbed that
on my face and it stopped.

Speaker 6 (38:36):
Well it's anti sweating, so maybe it's anti bleeding.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah. All the people I know that use that the spray,
I'm just cooler. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
I haven't used spray since high school. Yeah, you know what,
because I found it's the only thing that truly works.
Like I would I would use the sticks and everything
and either be like a caky mess or I would
still get like pit stains. And then I tried this
stuff at whatever it's called. It's in the blue can,
that's all I know, and.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
That is perfectly dry.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yeah I didn't.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
So it's the thing.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I thought it was movies. Everybody uses this.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
That's high school.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
It's literally it's the only thing that has, uh that
has really worked. I mean, I guess I could do. Yeah,
Arid Extra Extra Yeah, Arid x X ultra nuclear dry. Yeah,
this stuff you've seen.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
You've seen those.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, you showed them to me. Yeah, I need to
get it because all my shirts have silver arms stop immediately.
Well maybe because you keep T shirts for like twenty
years thirty.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Like he has.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
He has old show T shirt from like two thousand
and six. I was looking at my closet. He's got
this shirt. We had this thing when we worked in
San Francisco. Oh yeah, yeah, this t shirt is so
not Bay Area, which was an inside joke at the time,
and we made some shirts and gave him away and
stuff and will still wear it from time to time.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I think ninety percent of my clothes are thirty years old. Yeah,
nothing wrong with ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, that got off to a tangent.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Put a tampon on your nose.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I just want to see a tampon on the nose.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
No, we just want to see it. Like like man,
I said, we can whittle it, we can cut it.
I'm saying, you just want to see a tampon and
someone's dance.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
That is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Because yes, and I wanted to stop your stuff in
this because like, what's the difference between that and again.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
It's kind of like a science experience because what you're
doing right now is less fun and funny.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah that's and less effective.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, it's not absorbing as much as a tampon.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
And I'm not laughing.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
And I think I have the sport mode ones you
could wear.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Oh yeah, so it's yeah, it's kind of bad.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, are you serious boxing, We'll get back to Uh,
to actual business, although I do feel like there were
some helpful tips in here.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, yeah that stick thing some good did you knows?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Yes, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, and if again, anybody with the good uh.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
A couple of people on the on the text with
you know what to do with the the run the
kind of running nose where it's like you blow your
nose and it's like you never even did anything. It
just keeps running like an open faucet. It's so annoying,
especially when you're doing this stupid job and it is
called a stiptick pencil. I'm gonna yeah, yeah, it works, man,
It's great. Uh So we'll get back to actual business.

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Coming up next, Gina Grad is gonna have the trending
news headlines right after the break hang.

Speaker 10 (41:26):
On Barwoody Show, barwy Show.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Shows, The wood Show, and oh yeah we're gonna do
some news.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah we are, We're gonna do some news, dude, Gina Grad.
One of the trending news headlines, Well.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Everyone showed up for work today, which means that nobody
won the powerball jackpot drawing last night. Three people in California, Georgia,
and Illinois did hit for one million each but nobody
won the big jackpot, which is now up to seven
hundred and seventy five million for the next drawing tomorrow night.
So just fyi, the seven seventy five the lump sum
for that would be about three hundred and sixty two million.

(42:12):
Then the government takes her cut, so you're only looking
about two hundred and forty five million, so don't bother.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, it fixes in man like these lottery jackpots, because
they know what tickets are out there, right right, and
so it's all in a computer system. It's like Vegas,
so that Vegas sets the payouts for the slot machines,
like they know exactly what they're going to pay out. Yeah,
it's not random, so it might be random who ends
up winning it, right right, But like it doesn't win

(42:39):
when till the casino programs it to win, right yeah. Right,
So these mega millions powerball whatever, it's good timing with
the holidays because they really go hammer on those commercials
to buy tickets and stuff and put it in people's
stockings and and things like that.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
It's like they knel all the numbers selected.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
It's weird, right, It's all the system and then the
it tells the all right computer, which number isn't picked?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Who do I like make sure that we don't pick
any of the numbers that were.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Picking now, but the ball rolls out, it's random?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Oh sure, yeah, it's totally random.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, no way they can fix that.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
No.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Well, Luigi Mangioni, he was back in court yesterday for
that pre trial hearing, and we learned a little more
about how cops found him. So after he allegedly killed
the United Healthcare CEO last year, he spent five days
on the run before someone spotted him in a McDonald's
and Pennsylvania. The manager called nine one one after this
little old female customer said she recognized him as the.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Shoot her from New York.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Prosecutors showed a video of cops questioning Mangioni at the
Mickeyd's and said they found a three D printed gun,
a silencer, and a notebook in his backpack. Now, his
lawyers say the search was illegal, that the cops opened
Mangioni's bag without warrant and questioned him before reading him.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Is right, guys, they opened his bag to find the
smoking gun.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Literally, that is diary.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, but it's how they opened the bag.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
They didn't like that, so the judge now has to
decide whether or not any of that evidence can be
used at all. Well, Netflix put up its DOCKU series
about Ditty, produced by fifty Cent, by the way, but
as of yesterday, Diddy's lawyers have sent Netflix.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
A cease and desist to stop it.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
According to the lawyers, the series, it's called Sean Coalm's
the Reckoning, uses what they claim is stolen footage of
Ditty and that footage was quote never authorized for release.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, but it's out. It's out.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
The lawyer said that it is fundamentally unfair and illegal
for Netflix to misappropriate that works.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Here's a little bit of the trailer.

Speaker 16 (44:40):
We have to find somebody that'll work with us, that
has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business where those.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Puffy Puff Daddy Ditty show coals.

Speaker 11 (44:54):
All of these medi incarnations, all of those name changes
are attacked to really bad deeds.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Everything in life, You're going to have people that are
bad and people that are good.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, watch it past Parket here for a finish your story.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
And then Diddy himself also added that he regrets ever
going to into business with fifty cent and that the
series is a shameful hit piece. Netflix responded, saying they
got the footage legally and they released that issh at midnight.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
So sorry.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, so it's there.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
Speaking of documentaries, I just have to say something. I
watched this documentary about the Louver jewel heist already they already.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Have on HBO.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
Right, Yes, it's like forty five minutes long. It's super good.
But didn't we get led to believe that? How did
they get away with this? Nobody even knew. They blended in,
They looked like construction workers, got in, got out. The
documentary completely different than that. They used these cutters to
get into the window, and the second the blades touched

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the window, it alerted security. They said, oh, we have
a breach at this window.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
They ran up.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
The security guards, who are quote not trained to interfere
with gangsters. Watched them take these same cutters and go
to the jewelry cases, cut those open, reach their hands
in and it took them several minutes. People were running
out of the room screaming, thinking it's.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Way worse thoughts, like the news said, watched them do it,
like them do it.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
The cops were already on their way.

Speaker 11 (46:34):
They went down this little cherry picker conveyor belt thing,
got on their motorcycles, almost got caught.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
It was nothing like the news.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
So you're saying it's like lost prevention that like your
local retailers, they can see people steal stuff. They just
can't stop.

Speaker 17 (46:49):
Ye.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
One security guard even used his phone to film them
sawing the cases and it took about three to five minutes.
So why did the news tell the world. Oh, they're
just blended in and nobody even knew what was happening
because it's humiliating.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Everybody knew it was.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
The password was love, yeah right or whatever that was.
But yeah, I definitely watched that.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
That's record time for a documentary. I think, yeah, that's fast.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, maybe it wasn't a documentary, more like a just
a following.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Well, here's a warning for Greg and anyone like Greg.
Starting in February, TSA announced that passengers going through airport
security without their real ID or passport will now face
a forty five dollars fine if you forget, lose, or
don't have the right documents. Travelers will be routed to
an online verification system where they'll pay the fine and

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show a TSA agent their email confirmation before they're even
allowed to go through security.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Right, so question the real eye. They want people to
get this real ID, real bad right, So the forty
five dollars because one report that I saw said that
anything short of the real ID results in the forty
five dollars fine. Even if you have your passport, you
go off to this other area to then double verify
with the passport, but you still have to pay the

(48:06):
forty five bucks right.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Well, and that's the thing, and you're like, what am
I paying? Who's this money going to?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, oh, it's going to cover the cost of the
ID verification computer.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
This they really want this.

Speaker 11 (48:16):
This was a topic at Thanksgiving dinner, as I said, like,
this is such bullish. You have to show ID, and
they say, if you don't have the real ID, you
can show a passport. And now what you have to
show them? They're going to make you pay to show them.
It would be like getting pulled over by a cup
and said, let me see your license, but I'm going
to pay. You have to pay a fine to show
me your license.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Well not only that, but they said, and make sure
you stay on the up and up on that TSA website.
Because it could change it anytime.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Oko just by their whim.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
They might change it. Maybe they'll up the fee, maybe
they adds something new.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Nobody knows at this point.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
Why don't we just all liquidate our bank account and
take the money and put it in a fire.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
So for what reason are you so opposed to just
getting the real ID? I forget but there and I
can't I think you've declared you said, I'm not getting.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Ding it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I can't put my finger on it. But the conspiracies
are ringing in my head, like what is this real life? Yeah,
so there's some conspiracies out there.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't know. I haven't fully gone full all in
on it. But there's something that has to do with taxes,
and they're able to like take some money away from
you by registering with real IDE. That's what's floating around.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
Yeah though, Yeah, but when somebody wants you to get
this that bad like we're gonna find you for not
having it.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
It's like, what is the deal with this?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Why are you so.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Desperate for everyone with the driver's license When it threatens
the bank account?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I mean, it happens with all things. You know, you
have windows whatever it is, and they go, all right, well,
we're no longer supporting this. And then when you get
to a thing that you can't get passed, there's no
more fixes updates for it. Then you're forced to update
to eleven or whatever the new stupid thing is. To me,
it's like when you see a diaper commercial and they say,
look at the old pampers, now the new and improved pampers.

(50:06):
What was wrong with the original ones, What was wrong
with the driver's license?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
It didn't happen.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
Basically, they're basically telling you, like, those were kind of
a farce, this real id and then what ten years
from now, we're going to.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Get the ultra real idea. Sure have to pay some
other fine if you don't get.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Credit cards a whole bull ish. It's gonna be like
the iPhone or every year they come out with a
new idea.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah, this is the new hotness. Your credit cards didn't
have chips in them until pretty recently.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Sure, right, and Sammy, you're right. They want us to
have it so bad that it makes you think, yeah,
it's suspicious.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Oh my god, I can't wait to hear.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
What's behind me. I know I'm trying to look up
this conspiracy.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Well, while you do that, the Patriots beat the Giants
thirty three to fifteen on Monday Night football, and quarterback
Drake May had another MVP level performance. He threw for
two hundred and eighty two yards and two touchdowns, pushing
him past three thousand yards and twenty one touchdowns for
the season.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
That's not even the best part of the game.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
No, we'll get there. New England's defense also gave Giants
KB Jackson Dart a miserable night, sacking him twice, hitting
him over and over again. The low light of the game, though,
came in the second quarter when Giants kicker Young hou
Ku slipped whiffed on a field goal attempt, and Trey
Aikman couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
It's like, straight up Charlie brownball slip.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
I don't even think he slipped.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
He didn't slip like the ground.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Yeah, It's just like he just like like caught his foot.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah, right into the right into the turf seven yard
trying out Young way he stumbled. I don't think I've
ever seen that.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Looked like he just stuffed his foot right into the turf.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
Whoops.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I guess that goes down as a miss.

Speaker 14 (51:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I've never touched the ball. I said a miss, but
it's not a miss because he never touched the football.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
No perfect. Yeah, I mean the the kickers on most
teams are not treated like real football players because they're
the kickers. Yeah right, they're kind of like the punks,
you know, special teams.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Yeah, but because the amount of times they come out,
they should probably be perfect.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
You know the ball, yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
But he's a professional.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
Like to be a professional and how much you get
paid and you.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Kick the ground.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Okay, but you've never I mean, you know.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I never.

Speaker 7 (52:25):
I truly feel bad for the guy, honestly.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, I feel bad for the guy. But it's still
pretty fun.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Oh oh yeah. Is he gonna get like cut from
the team or anything.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
The quarterback was pissed.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Well, yeah, Well the Giants have now lost seven straight
while the Patriots have won ten in a row, had
the best record in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
And that's what's going on when I find something.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Well, your friends at the A c l U on
their website say that they believe that this could lead
to UH having to even put in your ID information
to visit certain websites. Kind of like how they do
with porn and okay, yeah that so everybody would be uh,
you know, you would have all your information verified, so

(53:06):
then like to just do anything, you would have to
use your verification.

Speaker 11 (53:10):
And for me, I don't know what it is. I'm
not saying there is a conspiracy. There's just something about
it that I'm suspect.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
One of the texts came in said they started giving
driver's license and IDs to undocumented people. The real idea
verifies that you are documented and legal to be in
the country. I think that doesn't your passport do that too.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
It's probably hard to replicate maybe if people are you know, fraud,
because the real idea is supposed to be much harder
to like fake. That's the whole point.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
I'm sure I can go to the swap meet and
get one.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which anyone my friend's you social security number?

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Yeah, friend's son.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Ordered fake IDs online. They came in.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
They look perfect, fake real IDs. Huh, fake real IDs?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, whatever, the current idea is really figured out. They
showed up in the house and he wasn't gonna be home.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
So yeah, I told you this, right.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yes, I can't imagine a world where I tell my parents, Oh, hey, look,
I ordered some fake id's on someone needs to sign
for him when they get here. Can you make sure
they do the parents do, because that's how I found out.
They're like, oh, yeah, you should see these fake id's
that he ordered. I go, and you signed for him?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
What am I gonna do?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Not sign for.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Man?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
They say they're not have parents like you.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
They're significantly harder to fake than basic or older forums.
I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is time to
check in with the guy who is our lead tech
correspondence here for the Woodie Show, richd Miro. Everybody. Hey,
he is the home of the rich on Tech radio show.
You can subscribe to his free newsletter at rich on
Tech dot tv. You can find them on social media

(54:52):
at rich on Tech. It's rich on Tech. Yes, holidays
to you, guys. We are lied to the holidays, as
I call it, and we're going to talk about because
there's a lot of things that Rich is going to
tell us about, like some of his his best finds,
his best buys, if you will, if you're looking for
us some tech gifts. We figured that'd be a good

(55:13):
a good segment for this time talking which but I
did want to say because I saw one of your
reports on TV and it's something I've heard about, but
I never really spent that much time thinking about until
I saw the report. Your photos have all this information
about like like location, geolocation stuff. Yeah, okay, so a
couple things.

Speaker 10 (55:30):
So this is called metadata, and of course it's very
important because when you go through your phone and your
camera roll and you want to find your pictures from
your last vacation, you can easily type in the city
that you went to and all pop up. But the
other side of that is that you can go to
a website. This is wild onlineexif viewer dot com. This
is called EXIF data or metadata. You can just drop

(55:51):
in any picture, you can try something that someone texted you,
and it will show you all of the data inside
that picture, including the location where it was taken.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
And most people don't turn this off because you want
it typically.

Speaker 10 (56:04):
So the thing is, you know, if you're sharing a
picture on your iPhone or Android, on a Samsung or
an iPhone, there's a little section at the top that
says location, like share location or not. Most people don't
even look at that and if you are sharing your
picture with someone or a website that you don't necessarily
want them to know where you are. At the top,
it will say and I'm trying to bring a picture

(56:26):
up here real quick. At the top of that photo
it says options. You tap that, and inside there it
says all photos data and you can turn that off.
Okay you're sharing it with.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Okay, good.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
So yeah, it's really interesting, but people don't realize, like
I love to kind of just I'm a nerd, so
I'm always like looking for this stuff. So if you
post a picture to a website or you upload something
to Craigslist, some of those websites like Instagram and Facebook
thankfully strip out this data so nobody else can see it.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
But keep in mind they can and still see it.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
So on your phone, if you've noticed, all these apps
are now saying, hey, do you want to give access
to your entire camera role or just your select.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
YouTube manager whatever?

Speaker 10 (57:11):
Right right, And the reason you're doing that, it's because
Apple and UH and Google realized that all these apps
are scooping up this metadata to get a picture of
where do we go, what do we do? They can
scan those pictures with AI and find out everything about us.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
So yeah, really, oh you love going to Mexico. How
about here's a bunch of ads for different resources, you know,
things like that.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
All right, So then also like you would go into
location services, I would assume, right, and just like on
camera or photos like you would just turn you would
turn it off in the settings there.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
Too, right, Yeah, but if you turn that off, that's
going to cause a whole bunch of problems for you
managing your photos. Like, I don't like to turn this
off completely, because it's gonna make it really tough for
me to figure out or how to find my pictures
later on. So I think that the just understanding when
you share a picture that this data is in it,
and you just say to yourself, Okay, do I want that.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Data in it?

Speaker 15 (58:07):
Or do I not?

Speaker 10 (58:08):
You can strip it out. There's a million other ways
to strip it out. There's a bunch of apps that
will help you do it. If you're on Android, there's
an app called Scrambled Eggs if it's kind of a
play on Scrambled Eggs, but that will actually remove the
data as well. You can do this on your computer.
I've got a whole list on my website on how
to do this. But it's just one of those things
to be aware of, Like if you're uploading a picture,

(58:28):
just think like, h do I want this person to
see where I live or where I just took this,
and understand that you can strip that data.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Because I was just glancing at the TV during one
of our commercial breaks and I saw one of your reports,
I'm like, hot, damn, I want to know how that works. Y.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Yeah, it's a big one.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Well it's a big one. Now.

Speaker 11 (58:42):
I don't be an obvious question to you guys, but
for me, I need to know is the concern that
the person you send the photo to has that data?
Or is the concern that you know, Google has that data?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Mine would be posting on social media because the first
thing I thought of was like, how uh. And you
know our our associate producer, Morgan, she just sold a
pair of her socks, her dirty socks, to some creep right,
and so like let's say that. He said to her like, oh, well,
take a picture of the socks and send it to me.
And she took a picture of those socks at her
house and she sent that to him. She would then

(59:17):
like he would be able to figure out where that
was meant. Yeah, using the metadata which then plays into
Sammy's hole.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
We're just giving a real world example here, this actually happened.
I think that would be more the.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
We got a double show whether if she shut that
off or not?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, I know, yeah, Well we'll find out. All right,
Well we got Rich on Tech. I'll tell you what.
Let's let's take a quick break and then we'll come back.
We'll keep it focused here because it's all about gift giving,
and Rich has a bunch of interesting things to tell
us when it comes to some of the stuff that's
caught his attention that you might be interested in or
whether for somebody else or just even for yourself. So
that will be next. Rich on Tech continues after the

(59:56):
break here on the Woody Show, Hang On show, We'll
be right back. I'm back and we have Richdmiro rich
on Tech. Yeah, tech reporter. He hosts the rich On
Tech Radio Show, which is how many stations you up to?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:00:15):
Rich, you're on a ton? Oh my, I think we're
adding some of the new year. Are very excited, but
we're on a couple of hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
It's a couple hundred couple.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
We've been at this for I can't like eight years,
nine years at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
And we're up to thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, right, so that's pretty good. A couple of hundred.
I think, I think your time slots are better. You
know what it's it's it's worked out for everybody. Man,
I'm glad the show is going really well. I mean
you you always have interesting stuff. And that's the other
thing we say about Rich all the time is that
his approach when it comes to talking tech is not
necessarily like the ones and the zeros like digital. It's
more like it's it's the analog speed for for Greg. Yeah,

(01:00:53):
like real normal stuff. Yeah, consumer tech, Yes, how people
can use it? So rich on tech dot TVs where
get s up for his free newsletter. You could find
him on social media at rich on tech and you
can actually look up there his ultimate holiday shopping cheat sheet,
which he's going to give a little bit of us,
give a little bit to us here today and what
do you got.

Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
For us, Rich, Well, I know we just made it
through the whole Black Friday, Cyber Monday kind of stuff,
but the holiday shopping season has just begun. And if
you're like me, you're kind of waiting till the last
minute as always because you're procrastinating. But a couple of
things on Amazon, so I know that's really big for shopping.
Number one, there is a price history link if you
look close. Most people never notice it because Amazon sometimes

(01:01:36):
adds it to the listings. Sometimes they don't. So Number
one tip is when you're on Amazon looking at a product,
check that price history. If they don't have that link
right near the price on your mobile app or the desktop,
you can tap this little rufus Ai. This is their
Ai helper, and basically you tap that and you ask
price history, and it will show you a chart of

(01:01:58):
the price history of that. And what I always like
to look at is that ninety day price history. If
the price is lower than it's been in the past
ninety days, okay, that's a good deal.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
If it's not, I can just wait. See is pready
on that price to go down? That Ninja Crispy? Yeah,
Costco at Costco and it finally it finally hit a
price that spoke to him.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
Yeah, you can take this a step further. Amazon will
literally make the purchase for you. Now they're not going
to pay for it for you. But you can go
on that same AI helper rufus and say price alert,
and it will send you a text when the price
gets to a price that you want. Or you can
tap a link that said or a little checkbox that
says auto buy, and if you say, I want to

(01:02:38):
buy this thing at twenty dollars and right now it's
selling for twenty five, it will automatically purchase that for you.
I tried this and I woke up one morning it
was like, hey, we purchased that item that I forgot
that i'd set and sure enough they shipped it to
me the next day, all without me doing a thing,
and I got it for the price I wanted, which
is twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Dollars instead of twenty five. That's awesome. So Amazon price history,
there's a price history next to it, and if it's not,
you click the little roofus AI got it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
Apple products, I know these are very popular. Everyone wants
discounts on Apple products. Here's the deal. You go into
the Apple store. They're never going to have a sale
on Apple products. Ever, Apple just does not discount their stuff.
They may give you a little gift card twice a
year during a Black Friday sale they'll give a gift
card and then back to school. Those are the only
two times I've seen them do sort of a promotion.

(01:03:24):
But there's two websites I really like that can help
you figure out where the third party retailers are discounting
these products. So if you're looking for an iPad, go
to one of these websites. And the first is the
mac Rumors Buyer's Guide. They keep track of everything. And
the cool thing about this website is that they tell
you how long the product's been around, how long it

(01:03:45):
is until the next product usually comes out. So if
the iPad is going on like two years old, they're
going to say, caution, don't buy a new one right now,
because the new one's gonna come out any day now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
So that's kind of cool. So how do they make
another question? So for like the use of the third
party retailers will offer a discount, like if the price
is like Apple doesn't discount. So if they're not discounting,
how does the third party how are they able to
discount and still make any kind of profit on it?

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
Well, because Apple's making more profit, you know, and sometimes
these things are more you know, like an iPad that's
selling for five hundred dollars does not cost five hundred
dollars to make, right, So even though Amazon's selling it for,
you know, for three ninety nine whatever, that one hundred
dollars is a spread of whatever they bought it for
and whatever they're selling it for, they're still making a profit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
So it's still selling it on Amazon. They're just not
doing it in their own stores. But it's still Apple
selling it. So it's not like you know, Greg's iPad store. Yeah,
as a third party, Like, how would Greg's iPad store?
Would I get that idea?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
How would he be able to offer it Freddy less
than would he be able to get it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:46):
For Okay, That is one caveat that I think you
should be aware of because if you're buying it from
a third party place, you do want to make sure
it is an authorized reseller. If it's not, you may
not be able to get the service and support that
you want if something ever happened with this device, and
of course always check the you know, the return policy.
My point is I would only buy third party from

(01:05:07):
reputable places like a BNH Video and Amazon, a best Buy,
and some of these reseller stores that are like a
parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
There was a story over the holiday weekend about some
woman she was buying an iPad and they basically just
put like a little Apple logo in the back of
a mirror, and she gave her the money and then
gave her the thing, and then by the time she
got out of the package, it was just a mirror
on the one side with an Apple logo on the back,
breaking the book.

Speaker 10 (01:05:38):
She probably got a good deal, though, Yeah, I got
a great sale. So mac Rumors Buyer's Guide and then
Apple Insider Price Guides. So those are the two places
I always check when I'm looking for Apple products. Now
let's talk about deal sites and promo sites. So there
is only one site I checked for promo codes. I
don't do the thing where I search online. You know

(01:05:59):
Amazon promo code or yeah, they never have promo codes,
but you know Home Depot promo codes whatever. I don't
do that and spend an hour online looking for promo codes.
There's one website I go to. It's called simplycodes dot com.
I don't know why it's so magical, but if there
is a working code for a website, this this site
has it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Simply codes. Simply Codes dot com. You have to sign
up for it or like the part of it.

Speaker 10 (01:06:23):
Nope, you just go on there and there's a little
you don't even have to sign up or download anything.
There's a little search you know, look a magnifying glass.
You tap that, you type in the name of the
company that you're trying to buy from.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
And I'm not kidding.

Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
Every single time if there's a working code, you will
find it on this website. It's incredible and I've I've
it's the only thing I use at this point. What
about because this is not a tech but is there
a decent one? I just saw something the other day
about all the travel sites, so Expedia travel As they're
all owned by like one company, and so basically you're
just like kind of like, you know, yeah, like you know,

(01:06:58):
you're you're just being played, Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
They're they're all these options exactly right, exactly right. It's
funny you say that because I spent this is what
a nerd I am.

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
I spent the past weekend literally going through every travel
site trying to figure out the best way to book
a hotel room because you're right, all of these If
you go to Kayak, it's owned by Booking, which is
you know, owns like one hundred other websites like Priceline
dot com and things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
So you know Kayak Booking, Open Table, orbits travel the
name of the company expand, Yeah, they're all owned by
this one, you know, big company Hotels in Media owns
a whole bunch of them. So I think, uh yeah,
if you go to I think Hotel Tonight.

Speaker 10 (01:07:42):
Let's see if they're they're owned by Expediency, Expedia, Hotels, Travelocity,
hot Wire orbits Verbo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
My god, yeah, we're all owned by the same companies.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
God, we're always getting played.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
I have gotten a deal though off Hotel Tonight. I
got like a thousand dollars room for fifty bucks one time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Let's see.

Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
They might be the last independent company out there. I'm
not sure they're owned by anyone, but they are good.
But the thing is, you know, it is for last
minute deals, and you have to remember that you're paying.
There's no changes or cancellations I think on their stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
So you know, be aware.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Rich you've never gone to Vegas on a whim and
you're like, with no plans and just land and figure
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Oh my gosh. When I when I was young.

Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
I did, dah, you're young when I was young, when
I was under twenty one, I'm not kidding. I had
to run to like five different hotels before they would
give me a room because they wouldn't rent it to
me under twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
I remember trying to get a rental car under the
age of twenty five. Ye like I ended up a
remember rent a wreck? No, yeah, yeah, rent torec would
rent to me so like I was because I was,
you know, in radio from the time I was seventeen
years old, in full time on the air. So I
would fly to these cities to go on interviews with
these radio jobs. And like I couldn't even get a
rental car to drive around town. They would either let

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me borrow the station van. I'm there for an interview,
I'm borrowing, say, or if I went to a place
where they had rent a wreck, I could I could
rent there.

Speaker 10 (01:09:04):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
It was astronaut especially at that time. I broke astronomical
you know the amount of money they would charge you
under under the under the age of twenty five, but
they want you, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:09:17):
I I have a similar story. I was so broke
in my early days of reporting. My boss must have
known it on my face when he said, oh, you're
gonna fly to the city and rent a car. And
I didn't even have a credit card. My credit was
so bad, and so he must have seen it on
my face. He goes, and here, take my card in
case you need it. That's back to the day when
you could do that credit card. Now, of course, you

(01:09:37):
know he'd be I'd be arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Oh yeah, who knows, you know? Yeah, why is this
young man having a credit card to get a hotel room? Yeah,
there's something questions here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, this man who wants to get you a room
with his credit card? This looks fun.

Speaker 10 (01:09:54):
It's got I've got more savings websites. So the other
website that I really think is cool is slick Deals.
If you're looking for any sort of crowdsource deals. If
there's a deal online, slick Deals has it, which I love.
I check that website every day. And then there's two
things I don't you know, speaking of credit cards, if
you have a credit card, I don't know if you've noticed,
they have these things called like offers on them, but

(01:10:15):
you have to activate them, like if you operated offer
like they'll be like five yes, Chase, HASM, City Bank, HASM.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
American Express, Yeah, because I get from American Express every
once in a while. It's like one like oh, well
do you use you know whatever it clear I'm talking
of that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
This is like one you have to opt into whether
you can opt into that, or there's another one with
the rental cars wheally you opt into. It doesn't cost anything,
but you have to opt into it in order to
take advantage of that program or that offer is right
or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
Well, it's like a it's like a five dollars off
a purchase of twenty dollars at more at this retailer.
But the trick is you have to activate those and
and going through that list, you don't know where you're
going to shop number one, number two, there's like one
hundred offers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
How are you gonna activate them?

Speaker 10 (01:10:58):
So there's two websites that are pretty cool for this
card pointers and then save wise. You sign up for
these websites and basically they will activate all of these
offers for you immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
But how do you hear that about that? You have
to put your credit card number in there?

Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
No, you go Basically, you add an extension to your
web browser, and so when you go to like Chase
dot com to check your bill or something, it'll say, hey,
do you want us to activate.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
All of your offers? And you tap and it will
do that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:25):
Now there is a level of and then the cool
thing is you can use their app to kind of
like when you're in a retailer. Let's say you're at
the mall, you're at GAP. You can type in gap
and on their app and it'll tell you if you
have an offer there, so you know, it's an easy
way to use those.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Now, some of those.

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
Features are paid, Like there's a level of free and
then there's a level of paid. But save wise just
added another feature that's really cool. So you know, how
you go to the grocery store, they've got all those
digital coupons that you have to activate as well, or
you don't save they will activate all of those digital
coupons for you in one click. And so if you
go to like Ralphs dot com with this save wise

(01:12:01):
extension on your computer, it will say activating five hundred
and twelve coupons the next time you shop at Ralph's.
Anything that has a coupon digital coupon. You're going to
get that savings and that is completely free by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
That rules, instead of having to scan the stupid items individually. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Did you know that Greg had a dispute over a
price of a was it dog food? It was doge
dog food. It was like a price that was wrong.
And so he wasn't getting where he wanted to with
the grocery store in question, and he called the Department
of Weights and Measures stright, oh wow that day and
did an undercover investigation. And I was so in the right,

(01:12:38):
called a local government agency that acted. Actually some day,
bored because nobody's ever called that number. We gotta lead,
let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
I know I should have been on the They actually
need money.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
I think a story. I think money. I know.

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
That's why you see those little signs at the at
the store where it's like a yellow sticker. It's like
this place overcharged someone by nine cents.

Speaker 11 (01:13:05):
Oh, and they have a policy, rich, if we overcharge you,
you get that item for free. And I brought that
up to them, and then what did she say? She said, Yeah,
we don't do that, no more. We don't do that,
no more. I said, so you have a policy that
you don't follow. I am I understanding that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yep, yeah, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
You got it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
We're talking to Rich on tech. Rich thank you for
those tips. What's the gadget of the week? Okay, this
gadge of the week is one for the kids. It
is the holiday season. Kids want to talk to Santa.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
This is called Santa's Magical Telephone from Mister Christmas. It's
very cute. You set this thing up. It looks like
a rotary phone. You connect it to your Wi Fi.
The kids pick up the phone and guess who answers
Santa himself and it is all so, you know, hide

(01:13:54):
the kids ears. But this does use a little bit
of AI to help. I think Smith's magic. Yeah, yes,
it is incredible. So what I did was I just
set it up. My kids are a little older, but
I did just set it up in the office, and
my kid came home and he looked at it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (01:14:10):
And he picks it up and he starts talking with Santa.
And it was really cute because it's very good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
But kids aren't They don't know how to use a
rotary phone.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
Well that's part of the fun. Figuring it out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Like, what is the other thing? He said, what is this?

Speaker 10 (01:14:23):
You didn't a lot to dial? Thankfully, you don't have
to dial it. It's just when you when you pick
up the phone automatically. But it is kind of fun
for the parents to see the kids struggle with.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
This rotary fun for everyone. Well, it makes you subscribe
to your Riches free newsletter at rich on tech dot tv.
Also give him a follow on social media rich on
Tech You can find him there rich to mirror everybody.
Thank you rich if it I'll talk to you between
now and the end of the year. I'm not sure

(01:14:54):
how the schedules working out here because who knows, Like
when when you start? When do you go on vacation?
Like when's your last day of work for the year. Well,
I checked out a long time ago, but yeah, the same. Secondly,
the end of December. Sometimes the end of December. Well
I guess I'm going out. Yeah, like maybe like the
twentieth or something like that. Wow, my radio, sucker, I've

(01:15:15):
got a lot a lot going on. See you know
you help us with all this stuff. Maybe we can
help you, yeah, get out of the uh this last
part of the year, right, or we can get ai
rich to do it. Oh, you know it's crazy. So
it's I don't know how it works in television, but uh,
this time of year for radio, this is basically unrated territory. Yeah,
because they they don't use this the ratings that happened

(01:15:37):
in this time because the stations go Christmas and artificially
inflates everything. So nobody sells it, nobody buys it, and
nobody like employees don't get bonus on it, so nobody cares.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
This is what we call just for us time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Yeah, we could be playing polka music right and nobody
it wouldn't matter. We could get like a hundred share
or a zero share and it wouldn't matter year ago,
which is why we so check out this time of year. Yeah,
I was gonna say, no, wonder why you're talking to
me so long? I know now who is? It's great,
it's right now, Richie. Love you and thank you as
always made. It's always fun to talk to you. And

(01:16:11):
you know, I know our listeners really appreciate it that
we get a lot of texts when you're when your
segments on. So thanks for hollerd SA dude, have a
great holiday. Have a great holiday, guys. Thanks so much
for having me on the YS. What's up with what's
going in SOCO sports? Were Jeff G. Hey, good morning,

(01:16:31):
Jeff g good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What do you show?

Speaker 16 (01:16:33):
Let's go ahead start with the one LA Orange County
team that actually won a game last night. That is
the Anaheim Ducks Scotus in the traffic scarre.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Ducks one four to one.

Speaker 16 (01:16:43):
Tonight, we got the Kings hosting Thecaps at Crypto dot
Com Arena.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Moving on to the bad.

Speaker 16 (01:16:47):
The Lakers got smoked by the Suns last night once
twenty five one oh eight. Luca was almost on the
bad side of a triple double as well. He did
have thirty eight points eleven assists, but he also had
nine turnovers. Here's Luca taking some responsibility.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Yeah, that was my fault. No way I can have
nine turnovers.

Speaker 16 (01:17:03):
In the game now, in all fairness, he's doing the
right thing as a teammate and a leader taking the blame.
But Luca did not get any help from his teammates
last night. Austin Reeves only sixteen points, Lebron only ten points.
He did keep his double digit scoring streak alive.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Good for him.

Speaker 16 (01:17:18):
I'd rather have a win, though, Lakers and Raptors. On Thursday,
Clippers didn't fare much better. They lost one forty one
to twenty three to the Heat. Kawhi Leonard actually played
and he actually did pretty well. He scored thirty six.
Same story in that game, he got no support from
the rest of the team. Clippers in Atlanta tomorrow and
last night on Monday Night Football, the Patriots beat the Giants,

(01:17:38):
and there was a play in that game that will
live in infamy. Man the Giants field goal kicker Young
Wayku lined up to kick a field goal and instead
of kicking the ball, he jammed his foot straight into
the field and missed the ball completely.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
He walks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I guess that comes down as a fesse.

Speaker 16 (01:17:55):
Now because he never kicked the ball and the Giants
recovered it, that counted as a If you didn't see
that play.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
You have to watch it at Jeff G the sports
Dude on Instagram. I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
All right, thank you very much, Jeff G. And it's
time to play another Woody Show original game trademark copyright.
How did that get there?

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
How did that get there? How did that get there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
It involves a sixty seven year old man in China
and he was dealing with some nasty stomach pain. He
decided to go have a doctor take a looxie. They
ran some tests, they did some scans, and they noticed
that there was a foreign object in the dude's stomach.

(01:18:47):
That was gonna say, but yeah, I did. But they
couldn't figure out what it was, so, you know, put
the guy into emergency surgery. They had trouble getting the
object out because of its quote smooth, slippery exterior. I
was guessing it was eel Right, what was it? You say,
eels smooth and slippery? Are a snake? Something?

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Glass?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
A shot glass?

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
I'm gonna say a squid.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
A shotgut, a shot glass of squid.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
Yeah, I was going to say eel too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
It was a cigarette lighter.

Speaker 11 (01:19:20):
What what?

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Now, let's get to the chunk of the heart of
the game. How did that get there? How did that
get there?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Cigarette lighter?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Cigarette lighter? He has pika and he eats weird stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
He they baked it into a cake when he was
in jail, so I think he can it get to
your stomach if you keyster it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
I mean did he did? He claim it was intentional
or by accident.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Accident for.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Intentional intentional don't know why.

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
Smuggling, smuggling drugs or something.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
He also needed that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
He affliction. It was intentional and he said he had
swallowed it on a drunken Dare there we go thirty
years ago? Yeah, they got it out and it was
corroded by all the stomach acid. But it's still had
some of the lighter fluid like the gas inside of
it and it still worked.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Wo.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Yeah you want to like that up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
The guys expected to make a full recovery.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
I'd like to know the brand of this lighter is Zippo.
I mean takes a licking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
That's prettyod.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
I always thought it was really cool how people could
do like the flick with a Zippo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Oh, it's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
It flips it open and gets the flame started. Yeah,
they're so cool. That's why I took up smoking. To me, cool, Yeah,
not that cool. Could never do that mean neither. I
can't do that. I can't whistle with my fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Oh had a million times my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Dude, he doesn't even need his fingers. He does this
like whistle. That is seriously, you could hear it from
a mile away.

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
Is it like we kind of fold your tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Over, yes, sort of, because it's trains. He trains racehorses,
and so they use a lot of that, you know
with like when the when the horses are coming down
the stretch, because you can't whip them anymore, right, so
that they it's like whatever that whistle is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
They don't get whipped anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
No, I mean there there there is like a they do,
like the drivers do have a quote whip a little
wand but it's uh, I mean these guys used to
like really beat on these things, and uh yeah, you
can't do that anymore, which is good, and that's it.
That's definitely a good thing. Whistling is better. Yeah, I
thought cool, like you know, be able to put like
your thumb and your like you know, I'm sure there's

(01:21:38):
like YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
When you were a kid, did you do it with
blades of grass?

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
Were you used?

Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (01:21:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the first time you really
learned how to oral Yeah right right, yeah, same kind
of thing. The eight seven phone numbers you're calling in
text us over to two two nine eight. My name
is what do you that is? Greg Gory?

Speaker 10 (01:22:03):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
What menace is here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
What is that what he got? Gina Gras, Sea Bass, Yeah, boy,
here we got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 10 (01:22:13):
What he like?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
You mentioned you got the social media email email at
the woishow dot com. So many different ways to get
ahold of us after ours voicemail which like after the
show and before we get back to next day, you
can always leave us what you got. There a lot
of feedback on a lot of random things that we've
had to here on the show recently, for example, the
Gina and Sea Bass mensa debates. Wet we got a

(01:22:37):
lot of feedback on that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Hey what do you show me?

Speaker 19 (01:22:39):
Love big time giving me a call about this mensa
debate going back and forth with Sea Bass and Gina.
My two cents is Sea Bass, if it is true
that Gina was able to get in through this psychology way,
and like Menace is saying, it's a it's an issue,
doesn't this just kind of take down mensa overall? If
people can get into it any other way they want,

(01:23:00):
or if they could sneak in, as you would say,
or cheat their way in, I feel like that would
take away from mensa and make it so much that
you wouldn't really be proud of it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
But.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Very good, good point. It does a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing
because I know the high standards of MENSA, yetlks are
not familiar. It's the top of two percent of intelligences
in the world roughly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
And to the backstory's weird that we all ended up
on one show together.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, and let the.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Record show this is a one sided debate and has
been since the beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,
That's that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member
here on the show, and then his territory kind of
got infringed upon. That's when Gina joined the show. We
found out that she was also a member of a
card carrying member.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
I said, oh, excellent, another rifle individual.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very
important for him to you know how he's always bagging
on people like, oh, you're so special, you're so unique,
ABC and D. But this is the thing that I
think Sebesta said, you know, makes him special and unique?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Would that be?

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
That does sound very yes?

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yes, yes, we out spending the entire segment on this.
We'll move on to some of the other after hours
voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, it came up,
but I believe it was Greg why gay men want
to give mouth parties more than women?

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:24:23):
Was that was that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
All? Was that from you?

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
It sounds seculiar, but yeah, well me, the answer seems
pretty obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Yeah, well it came up because I was doing that
thing I gave pride, and like random guys were just
interrupting the interview that I was doing just to offer
it to guy that they.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Don't even know because they're such sweeties. Yeah, I mean
Gina will take any excuse that she can get to not.

Speaker 6 (01:24:45):
Yeah, I mean it seems much easier, don't get me wrong,
is it? Yeah, well it depends the sizes for.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Her, muchier for me, your husband.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
That's what I'm saying. Like it's it's still a job.
They don't call it a job for nothing, but it
it's easier, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Mean, women even still way easier than guys giving oral
y'all are more complicated, take longer.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
Billion dollars and for a billion reasons.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
I would not give a.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Talk about instant route not a billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I don't think i'd get anyway, So we got it
after hours voicemail. She has her opinion on HI.

Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
I am a longtime listener and I listened every Morning
Life as much as possible, But then I listened to
the full podcast after just in case I miss anything.
And I wanted to call about the segment that Menace
did in Palm Spring and Palm Springs for f Mary
Kill when the kind of gentleman came up and offered

(01:25:45):
to give the mouth party, and it was asked amongst
the team white so common for gay gentlemen to really
want to give them. I wanted to offer my thoughts
as a mainly straight female that has also enjoyed the
also enjoys giving mouth parties, and that has also tested
the ladypool a few times myself purse off as women. Now,

(01:26:10):
this is a shock that we overthink everything, making an
easy mouth party transaction more difficult than what it is.
But when giving a mouth party to a guy, it's
kind of like a game. You feel like you are
better at the game the faster you can complete it,
and you get an actual physical prize of ribbons, you

(01:26:31):
would like to say, And with a female, it's more
like a puzzle, like what see Best was saying. You
have to do things just right to unlock the puzzle,
and you don't necessarily get a physical prize, but you
get more of a verbal job well done. I think
many people can agree that getting a physical prize is
a lot more satisfying than a verbal job well done.

(01:26:54):
And when you take away the overthinking that as women
tend to do, then uh, it's pretty easy to want
to just give those mouth parties. So I think that
is why it is so easy for a gay man
to just go up to another another gentleman during those

(01:27:15):
street bears and offer his services. Thank you for listening,
and I look forward to listening to you guys tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Something you put so much thought of it. She took
it very seriously. Yeah, yeah, it was great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
It's like when they ask in the beauty pageants, she
kind of answered it, and so forth I hear such as.

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
The women in general and in general, and then you
have that thing in your head when you know, in
real life and in the movies, when you say like,
oh yeah, you like that, don't you it's kind of
like you're getting reinforcement for doing a good job.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
You want to say you like that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
It's like a good job.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
You gave them that pleasure and it's exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
And boyl boy Morgan, let me tell you, we got
a lot of feedback on your news that you sold
your dirty gym socks.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy to some.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Foot freak and you're doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
You know, did you set up your website yet?

Speaker 10 (01:28:22):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
But I have made a few more sales.

Speaker 10 (01:28:24):
No, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
And supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?

Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
I did. It's fifty dollars. Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
What's the shipping costing? Too much money?

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
And this workout Warren socks.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
Yeah, And I mean I've had other requests, but yes,
and so just socks, just socks.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Yeah, she's allowing, but she said there's been some other
time I.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.
As soon as the money comes through, I'll let you know.
But as a smart business woman, you know I can't
show on it before the sales done.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Right, Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from
a card table in your living room.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
So shout out to front freaks. You know, have a
new appreciation for y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Sad that we have that many to listen, dude, you're
going to have that two notes in no time.

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
Who would have thought socks would have done it?

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
You need to buy cheaper socks. I do low overheads,
we really do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com for your.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
Which one do you recommend?

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
I would do square Space.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
I've only used weebly. Do you know what that is?
Never heard of?

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
That that's built into a lot of platforms.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Yeah, I use it in college to make a website.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
But okay, squares space way easier.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Here's it after hours voicemail about your socks and bra stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:29:46):
Yeah, I just want to let Morgan know that for sure,
I would pay one hundred and thirty dollars for socks,
but if her bra is o good on the channel,
I'll pay like maybe two hundred d Like she has
a big market that she could do.

Speaker 14 (01:30:06):
I mean, I am a foot person, but also I
don't like stinky d I like well kept t But yeah, man,
I mean I'll pay her one hundred and thirty dollars
a week to send me a parasawk league.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
I mean, I'm here a week more.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
This is amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
God, isn't it made of money? I don't care he
budgets for.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
This tough life.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Well right, I know people want to.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Throw money at you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Easy, Okay, look jealous.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Oh your life is changing a day, guys, amazing even
don't give up.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Here's another half hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four show.

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
It's brand And I just wanted to say thank you guys.
You guys don't know how much you mean to so
many people. It was a while back I was just
having a terrible day, just miserable, just seeing really crappy
about my life. Started driving home from work and Woody
you started doing this song about love boat and Sammy

(01:31:12):
and steamboat Willie and for how crummy and terrible of
a day I was having, I was almost crying, laughing,
and just immediately it was like, I got to play
this for my wife. She thought it was immature, but
I thought it was hysterical. Just thank you, guys. You
guys are just so great that you bring life to
so many people's lives that are sometimes having a really

(01:31:32):
rough time and just really wanted it to stay. Thank
you guys, suge Ith.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Babe so nice. A lot of good after hours voicemails.
I like it anytime, if you're listening to the podcast
or after the show, you can always leave yours there
eight seven seven forty four. Of course text during the show,
we get those, and uh, Greg he likes to respond

(01:31:58):
to those. And the Greggory invatory applies to text messages.
We haven't done those in a little while, but we
have a round coming up for you next. So these
are real replies. Days are gonna get ruin, Yeah, because
every people get it's it's so they get so dumb
and worked up over stuff, whether it's you know, Morgan

(01:32:19):
and selling her selling her socks, like they get like
so put off by you know whatever, or whatever the
other conversation might be, and they send like some stupid
text message I supposed to just changing the station, huh.
And then every once in a while Greg will get
really proud of himself and he crafts He's super because

(01:32:42):
it's just so polar opposite of Greg's natural personalities. He's
usually all like fancy and proper. Cry yeah, like something
like from myself or menace. Yeah that, Yeah, it might
be you know, something you would expect, right, Yeah about that? Okay,
it's like what I caught him off guard there? But yeah,

(01:33:05):
so Greg has cracked these replies. He's gonna have a
couple options for us, and then he'll send those text
messages back to these jag offs that send these text
messages in trying to ruin our day. But yeah, about
to get is about to get distruct Yeah, so Greg's
inventory applies to text messages coming up next to her
in The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Late seven seven forty.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Four, Woody, you know I'm not lading my mother name
or my telephone number.

Speaker 14 (01:33:32):
Stair pone Joe Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
The wood Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
All right, so not not everybody, Uh not everybody loves
the show for some some people, uh some people aren't fans.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Well here this one, this one, this one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Is a fan.

Speaker 13 (01:33:56):
Hey, Sarah, I drive a truck, and so I listened
to your show every single day.

Speaker 17 (01:34:03):
I usually catch it on the podcast.

Speaker 20 (01:34:04):
I'm in and out of the truck, and so that's better.

Speaker 17 (01:34:06):
I can pause the podcast, as I can't pause the
live radio.

Speaker 20 (01:34:10):
But I was just swing through and listening to some
of your older podcasts, and people just call in and
they just like to complain about you guys. A lot
of men, its hate, a lot of just like some crap.
And it's like, I love all of you.

Speaker 17 (01:34:21):
I love all of you individually for who you are
as a person. Woodies the glue that holds everybody together.
Greg with the bougie side of things, with his wine
and his caviare and his Tapty crackers.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
And then Gina.

Speaker 20 (01:34:34):
Oh I love Gina.

Speaker 11 (01:34:36):
Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
It's such a good chef.

Speaker 17 (01:34:38):
Hits addition to the show. She's wonderful, She's hilarious.

Speaker 20 (01:34:41):
She's a little loud, but hey, who cares, that's fine, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
I love her.

Speaker 17 (01:34:46):
She's adorable with her crocheting.

Speaker 20 (01:34:47):
And her wanting to stay home and watch the Hallmark Channel.
I love her. She's so so, so stinking cute.

Speaker 18 (01:34:55):
Put her in my pocket, you know what I mean.

Speaker 20 (01:34:57):
Menace, hilarious, You're so dumb. It's so great, poor thing
I get. I get such a good laugh out of
you just trying to talk too a be see that.
Obviously you're an a hole, but you're a funny a hole.
And you know what, you bring good content to the show,
so even.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
You, I love you just for being you.

Speaker 20 (01:35:19):
And then all the behind the scenes guys, the sports,
the Mangies, the Morgans, Oh I love Morgan, Oh my god,
some country in the face girl, I love you, Bond,
can't forget vond. I just I love all of you,
And honestly, listening to the older episode, it's kind of
kind of a bummer because I'm listening to shows from
like twenty two, so it's pre Sammy, pre Morgan, pre Dina,

(01:35:41):
pretty a lot of you, honestly.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
And it just doesn't hit the thing.

Speaker 20 (01:35:44):
So I just want to say I love you, guys.
The show is going in an awesome direction. I love
all the stuff you guys have been putting out lately, and.

Speaker 17 (01:35:50):
I love all of you as people and anyways.

Speaker 20 (01:35:53):
Ill in me love keeping fight right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
Which is funny because then.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
I heard that voicemail and then within a couple of minutes,
I saw this text, y'all sound like a bunch of
sorority susies. This is what happens when you put more
chicks in the mix. The Woody Show is gone, lame.
I hope it picks up. I sense the show is
going for a younger possibly stupider audience. Too bad, you're

(01:36:22):
turning off a lot of listeners. I'm not a fan
of the rehearsed segments. I don't know what that means,
building to everybody talking over each other. Your longtime listeners
are a lot smarter than you know. There are too
many females chiming in. It spoils the broth. The guys
are more interesting and funny. I just missed the old show.

(01:36:46):
It was spontaneous and real, without a lot of tampon talk.

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
That comes from you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
FYI curiosity all the guys very funny. Menace and Woody
let out some great comments. Side splitting anyway, good luck
with the at all.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
Thank you, thank you. Why is it whenever somebody has
a negative comment, they have to pretend that they speak
for the masses. But if somebody says something nice, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Like, I really like this. Someone doesn't everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
My friends?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Guys rule It's never that all right, Well, we get good,
we get bad. Greg likes to have fun with these
these piffy I mean, that's the hope, right, the hope
the ones I don't I don't know what singers because
it's just something sometimes one just hits Greg a certain way,
and these are the ones that he selects for around

(01:37:35):
a Greg Gory's immature replies to text messages, real text
messages send into the Woodie Show and now real replies, right.

Speaker 11 (01:37:45):
And for me it's what it's just the idea of
it that cracks me up. Yeah, if you make a
complaint to let's say a company or a store or
a you know, some sort of sales.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Type Mac's road back something out.

Speaker 11 (01:38:01):
Can you imagine if you bought something at Macy's you
had some feedback and then you got something like this about.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Your mom's box, right, And I think about that, That's
what I find funny. Yeah, Greg, he'll read the text
that that came in, and then he's got a couple
of different replies that he's considering, and then we can
all make a decision together which one ruins the person's day.

Speaker 11 (01:38:22):
Right today, we have three options for each of the
two texts. So the first one is from the four
one two. I think maybe Seabas sent this in It
says that segment Friday Oki effing sucks. You need to
leave the singing two professionals. Stop singing songs.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
You're not a band, but I thought that's what karaoke is.
Apparently I did not send that in, but he's mostly right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
That's true.

Speaker 11 (01:38:51):
That segment, Friday Oki Evan sucks. You need to leave
the singing two professionals. Stop singing songs.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
You're not a band.

Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
How about telling your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a say Or how about Friday Oki has nothing
to do with you being conceived by a mom who
charges by the hour and a daddy got invoice. Or
how about just so we're clear, bitch, you want our legs.

(01:39:18):
Just so we're clear, bitch, you want our mouths to
be what your mom's legs never are close.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Okay, that's three. Give me one again.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
One was tell your mom to stop shining poles, she's
not a sailor.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Yeah. Three.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, that one didn't hit me at all either. I
was very upset about that one. This is good, okay,
So we're going three.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
Right yet from norm, I know you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Talking about your mom and her legs, Okay, said I.

Speaker 11 (01:40:00):
One one day rune, Yeah, one day run. This person's
mad at us for you know, time off. The four
six three. My wife and I got one day off
for Thanksgiving and you guys got a week. We work
harder in one week than you do all year. Must
be nice, gougie douchebags. Wow, yeah, geez, you just got served.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
All right? So option A, you know what doesn't have
to work hard at all? Your jocks dropped?

Speaker 11 (01:40:30):
Or how about you know what has to work overtime,
your wife's spanks and vibrators.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Or how about.

Speaker 11 (01:40:40):
Let's all hope that ivermectin works on your mom's pubic life. No, right,
that's really good. All right, so I need to hear
all three again. All right, you know it doesn't have
to work hard at all your jocks, that's a good one.

(01:41:01):
I know it has to work overtime your wife's spanks
and vibrator, or let's all hope the ivermectin does work
on your mom's pubic lines like one, and I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Tell you why, because it's directed at them.

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
That's true. That the addition of the spanks just killed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Me because their text was about them and reply to
them special.

Speaker 11 (01:41:22):
And I know it's a dude because you said my
wife and I, oh wait, that was very heteronormative.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
You can't have a wife.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Text?

Speaker 11 (01:41:35):
Okay, yeah, text the complaint for my heteronormative yeah comment right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
Maybe it'll make the next round of not cool crossroads.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
I know what doesn't have to work hard at all? Okay,
thank god.

Speaker 15 (01:41:57):
I got a little water.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Yeah that's a that's another day ruin, right, Greg Gores
invatory for text message.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Team effort around here.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
If point.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
All right, I see what else I got for you?
Oh yeah, I know that Sea Bass brought it up
and it was his cheer and it involved our own company,
this whole guaranteed human thing. I'm a company man, yeah,
with uh you know, the company just made a pledge
because there's and we talked about it. There's this this

(01:42:34):
country artist, but it's all it's all AIS. That sounds
weird saying country artist an AI generated country song that
all of a sudden like hit like number one or whatever. Right,
And so this company is taking a very uh anti
AI approach when it comes to music things that are

(01:42:58):
supposed to be generated by people for people, Like there's
other things like there there there are uses for AI
even within this company that's saying guaranteed human like for
some of these uh kind of like administrative type tasks, right,
you know, but the stuff where it's like you're hearing a.

Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
Voice, yeah, you're trying to connect or a song.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
The company is like taking a stance saying that you know,
we will we're guaranteeing human Yeah, yeah, that's so that's that,
that's the stance because they do have there is some
infrastructure within the company that that there are some AI
things that you can use or use AI for.

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
But they're talking about the quote front facing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Correct correct, so more more like you know, Microsoft with
co Pilot and stuff like that. So, uh, Guerbo del
Toro Award season is underway, right, so you know, studios
are leaning more toward using AI for movies and different things. Now,

(01:43:59):
he took a stand. He accepted a Gotham Award.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
Whoever f that is? I know, I just saw that
article and I thought, what are the Gothams.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
I've heard of it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Its New York, right it? Yes, for his movie Frankenstein.
And he gave a simple but direct message those in Hollywood.
Here's what Germo del Toro, who, by the way, we
keep seeing pictures of him. Yeah, and you nailed it. Yeah.
He looks like Sean Aston, like older, a little fatter,
a little bit I mean Seawan Assen's pretty big. Yeah

(01:44:31):
he's not at this point, but he looks like a
like an older fatter Sean Aston with glasses. He completely does.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
Anyway, here's what we have to say.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
The artistry of all of them shines on every single
frame of this film that was willfully made by humans
for humans. The designers, builders, make up wardrobe teams and amatographer's, composers,
editors distribute belongs to all of them. And I would
like to extend on ratitude and say, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Which AI does some pretty funny stuff as we as
we brought up like there's a lot of funny stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
And against using it at all. We've used it the
first stuff here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Yeah, sure, but we're not We're not tricking anybody with it.
We're not saying, you know that, oh here's here's a
song that we produced. We're like, oh here, we punched
a bunch of stuff in the AI for you know,
for Sea Bass's Dougan news.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
And try to like make it super clear, right. And
then so I posted those news reports on our Instagram
funny stuff, right, just like, but dude, I got a
call from Half Baked and he's like, dude, so like
the news report that I posted on our Instagram obviously
super fake and it says like the Woody Show got

(01:45:50):
busted for you know, going to the sample table way
too many times. Yeah, And there was all these all
these fake news reports about it, and half Big calls me,
He's like, dude, you got in trouble at Costco.

Speaker 8 (01:46:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
And then I posted that we took a break because
of Gregg's LiPo suction, had a news report on that,
and some people like thought it was real. A lot
of people and it looked like a news report from
the eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
The watermark for the AI company was on the video.
I mean, we weren't hiding anything we did.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Is it fake?

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
We didn't pay for it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
I know, that's so funny, it's insane you would think
it's obviously fake.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
But that shows that we're already at the point where
there are already people who are out of the loop,
and what are we gonna How are we getting back
in the loop?

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
I know, yeah, I mean and those people, I mean,
I could point to a thousand examples of I can't
believe you think that's real to begin with. But whether
it's reality shows or different things, you're like what what
what made you think that that was authentic in any way,
shape or form. But now it's really blurring the line
even more so. Again, it's gotten a lot of really
good press obviously within you know, the music industry, within

(01:47:04):
the radio industry. The public seems to be really kind
of taken to the whole idea. I thought it was
actually very smart. I think the iHeartRadio Music Festival is
the greatest thing that we do as an event with
the company, and I thought this thing with a guaranteed
human I agree with Sea Baths. I think it's I
think it's very smart.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
I want, I honestly want to know who thought of it,
because again not to crap on the company, but we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
Know how to be trying to put the idea into
AI Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
All right, Well let's go do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
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(01:48:15):
Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please Yeah,
if you really think about it, we are dogs. We
always want to treat hate people and a little chunky yeah,
and don't know when to say when right?

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Like if you put like a whole bag of dog
food down that your dog would just eat until they explodes.
Say that's true. It's not true with my dog when
she's alone. Yeah, Like, uh, Cassie won't eat until after
I get home. So yeah, Jen will feed her in
the morning. She won't touch it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
It doesn't matter what if I get home at like
say noon, yep, she'll eat it noon. If it's not,
I don't get home till three. She won't touch it
till three.

Speaker 6 (01:48:57):
That's an eating disorder.

Speaker 3 (01:48:58):
Like she waits till her dad gets home, a little baby, like,
oh you're home, I could have my treat that you
left me five hours ago. All right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, mean, thank you so much for it giving
the Wood Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
S M D double M.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
I quit this bitch,