FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 11th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listen to this question. Is it flies the Woody Showy?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Morning. Well,
it's a it's a free Friday. It's Thursday morning. It's
December the eleventh, twenty twenty five. Yeah, my name is Whatdody?
That is Greg Gory, Hi Wooding, there's a menace right there. Hi,

(00:59):
Gina ran Sammy, good morning to you. We've got the
sea bass and then the pall are opposite end of
the studio over here. That is Morgan, him Morgan, she's
our associate producer. We've got Vonnard, video producer. Dumbass Tyler
is here, we got Bort, we got Menji, and you
are here, which is the most important part because otherwise
all these people got up for nothing. It's sure phones

(01:20):
are open eight seven seven. You can hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
I'm very excited. Greg Gory's wicked to review. Oh what
I mean, He's had its start on his calendar for
quite a while. In fact, you know there's those countdown
apps that count Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean

(01:41):
he hated the first one, but how did you feel
about the second? He did the first one, hated the
first one.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hat it is so much that it made me angry,
and yeah, I'm sad, and I went I went into
this with stinking thinking that's a little bit okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So because the thing is like, there are a lot
of people, uh that were excited and loved the first one,
but did not like the second one. But Greg hated
the first one, so maybe he'll like the second. I
guess we'll have to find that. Plus Sea Best has
a review for us that we're gonna get to you
a little bit later. We got some of the trending
news headlines. Also, uh, this week in audio, Yeah, so

(02:17):
this week in audio, we're gonna go through some of
that Menace has the world of entertainment. We've got the birthdays,
the porn and birthday all on the way here on
the Woody Show. Some Christmas stuff. Everybody loves Christmas music, right,
I mean, it's it's my favorite. I could listen to
it all the time. Like the remixes. The remixes, there's

(02:39):
so of them. Some of them are good, the ones
that the one that you have Gina, those are because
it's what's the what's the account there?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I ruined it. Found a couple of these bad boys.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, those are those are good. This first one that
she found, it's Radiohead menace. I know your favorite. Keep
on Radiohead doing Santa Claus is coming to town. All right,
here we go. You said you like remix better, show
you better, you better?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Uh Cusse, I'm telling you why Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, that's he's making up.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Thinking about it's checking it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's twice shop. This shot was not Break's favorite word,
sat up Claus, What are you thinking?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Medas?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's terrible. Medas hates a radiohead having more more than
any band on Earth. I like that.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Oh, it's it's mostly the fans cheer.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is like, very potentious. They are potential, very potential. Yeah,
the potential. People always correcting you. Yeah, that was so
radio it is. I'm thinking if you I'm thinking, if

(04:20):
you use the word you should you know? Yeah, I
know the word right that you know? Wait it didn't
sound good. Well I'm on this. I am. I am.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
I have been out for some time over the Hey,
we would if we took this thing in the original genre,
but we changed it to a different genre.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Then you're gonna hate?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Are you your mind going to be blown? Yeah? Thirty years ago.
Maybe it was cute the first time that one of
the great's favorite bands ever Green Day. Yeah again from
the there Are, from the There Are Ruined the Folks,
Green Day, deck the Halls.

Speaker 10 (04:55):
Here we go, this is the season two bea Cholla.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Don we now? Okay?

Speaker 11 (05:09):
Up?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Broad So the ancient you chidekire that sasontention?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Does it make it any better for you? I don't
hate it because number one, it's not cream Day, right,
And number two it's not American Idiot, which is one
of your least favorite songs. The lyrics I can stomach.
It's not bad. The lyrics are good. It's like there
we improved it exactly. There's a list of the most
annoying Christmas songs out there. Number one on the list,

(05:42):
but it's the most popular one is the Mariah Carey
All I Want for Christmas is you?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
She earned that spot.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, the Chipmunks. The Chipmunk song was number two. Alright,
hit the Gun. Yeah, it's called the Exterminator.

Speaker 12 (06:04):
It's really bad.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Number three on the list was Felice Navidad by Jose
I mean yeah, I just I don't know that that one.
Holly Jolly Christmas. Burrel Ives. These are the most annoying.
O baby, it's cold outside. These are all classics. Deck
the Hall, John Lennon Christmas, Happy Christmas, War is Over War,
Paul McCartney Wonderful Christmas Time.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Worst of the worst.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, well these these are the These are the most annoying.
Are right about that? Think?

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Well the Parl McCartney one, I think and I just
heard it in the hallway. I think it's the stupid
synthesizers because the Beatles.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
It doesn't help.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Yeah, they were like they were really into synthesizers and
they played around with them to an annoying a degree.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, well it was new. It's kind of how everybody's
doing AI now, Like everything's AI to an obnoxious degree.
We're just not doing it. Yeah, I mean, you want
to talk about annoying Christmas songs? Grandma got run over
by a range. You like this novelty from our house Christmas.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
But you would willingly listen to it like in the car.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I wouldn't change it. It's it's a novelties.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
On jingle dogs. I mean, this gotta go our sister
station plays all the Christmas music, and my wife is
addicted to it. Of course, when it's all Christmas gotten,
her car turned it on and this is what was on.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, like they're playing they're playing that on on on
the radio. Unacceptable. Another really annoying one, the Twelve Days
of Christmas. I'd never This is the holiday version of
ninety nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Yeah, this

(07:45):
song can die. This sounds like hits Bob. Yeah, there's
that one. Annoying Christmas songs. I'll give you. Uh, the
all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
I was just going to do that. Yeah, with you
only have two, Frankie, and I could wish you married

(08:07):
Chris Man.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'd be fine never hearing that again now here.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
This is a dumb one and I like it. You
guys know I love this song. Dominic the Donkey.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Its Dominic the Donkey, the Italian Christmas Donkey.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Come on, everybody. Yeah, I've never heard that, you hadn't.
I only heard of it.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Because of you.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, I know you only hear it this time of year.
I was only exposed to it from.

Speaker 12 (08:40):
You up listening to it. But my birst name is Dominic.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
We loved that, but obviously the the worst, the worst,
most annoying Christmas song of all time. But we've had
much discussion about this song over the years. Sea bass
Any guesses. I'm sure it is Christmas. It's Christmas sun

(09:04):
So again, just for anyway, not the worst song sucks,
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
The worst one is Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
by Bruce Springstown.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh yeah, personal worse. No, But like for those of
you maybe not familiar enough with Christmas Shoes, like maybe
you've heard Christmas but you didn't really know. Did you
ever really stop and listen, like when you when you
finally understand what a song is all about? Yeah, uh,
I means it's about.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
I don't hate it for the content. I don't hate
it for the production like some A lot of those
other songs have just annoying sound elements and qualities in them.
It's it's an incredibly stupid song and.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Movie, but it's it's so dumb that it's Yeah there's
a movie. Oh yeah, a whole big, in depth review.
Oh my God of Christmas Shoes. Yeah the movie. Now

(10:01):
that's what I call Christmas too. And when it is
to be I couldn't leave what.

Speaker 11 (10:11):
I heard, and.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I want to buy why for my mom, for your mom?
That's nice, serious Christmas Eve, and these shoes and just
to yourself. They're just her size and she needs them
because she's about to meet Jesus, right, you got to
meet God? Yeah? Okay, Now I'm not a fan like

(10:37):
say you hate Bruce Springsteen. I am not a fan
of Patton Oswald right, the comedy, But he did this
whole thing about Christmas shoes.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
One thing about Christmas will not leave me alone, and
that is a song they play a Christmas time. It
is the eeriest, most horrific Christmas song I've ever heard.
And I like Christmas music, so I'm not against Christmas music.
I'm against this dark, disturbing song. And it's called Christmas Shoes.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Does you ever know what I'm talking about? Jesus God.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Song is called Christmas Shoes and it's by a Christian
group called New Song. So I was called Christmas Shoes,
And I'm gonna take you through it very briefly. So
the first verse of the song is it was almost
Christmas time. There I stood in another line, just trying

(11:31):
to buy that last gift or two not really in
the Christmas mood. Oh there's a guy in liner the store.
He's a little cranky, little cranky at Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It happens.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
And by the way, I'm going to recite these lyrics
because the dude that sings it sings it.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Like this it was almost Christmas, because that's his.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Way of saying, Look, I'm singing in a Christian rock band. Ladies,
make no mistake, I will lay the fire pipe and
you do not. So you get you back in my
room at the La Kinta in to this State fair
where we're playing God tell you chanting this sick evening prayer.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, he does like this whole you go on YouTube
and why he breaks it down and again it's this
thing that this guy's buying these shoes for his mom
who's on her deathbed about to meet God's Merry Christmas.
What a good kid. Yeah. Now those other ones, those
are classic songs. I mean the ones we just went through,
those are the annoying. To be fair, Christmas Shoes didn't

(12:34):
come out until the year two thousands, so it was, well,
he's a new banger, new classic. Well year did the
Mariah Carey one come out?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Because all I want for Cruise nineties definitely.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh what's the one? Is it? Bing Crosby? I'm dreaming
of a White Christmas?

Speaker 13 (12:49):
So that is from some movie, right, like from Holiday
inn originally and the White Christmas they obviously they made
that movie.

Speaker 12 (12:57):
They sing in it, but White Christmas Holiday off of Holiday?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, Now why why did they reuse the same song
and do the same thing basically for White Christmas and
said like you can't find Holiday in it?

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Do you know why?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I see because Bing Crosby is in full on blackface
singing in this in this minstrel shows. The name of
the movie is Holiday. Yeah, I think they buried. I
think they buried this movie somewhere somewhere on the moon.
And so the song became such a big thing, but
they couldn't use it with the movie anymore. So then

(13:34):
they had the movie White Christmas where they used the
same damn songs so it would be associated with the
movie White Christmas. So it's like, if what's what's not
just Big Crosby but the whole band? Oh yeah, because
what's the uh waitresses zipp do the song in the south?

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like if Disney would have just come up with a
different movie and associated into that, and it had been fine.
Nobody had a problem with it. You could have been
if he do that all day. Yeah, this is the
blackface stuff was nineteen forty two, so this is a
full eighty years after slavery had ended. But people were like,
I gotta see asday, I gotta celebrate, you know. So
there's a fun I said that to my Christmas loving wife,

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Speaker 1 (15:03):
A Woody show. Hi, welcome back everybody. It is Thursday.
It's December the eleventh. It's a National app Day, which
I'm just gonna go and assume it's four appetizers, yes please, yes,
not for like phone apps. That It is also National
Stretching Day, so happening National Thanks Surturday birthday, speaking of
stretching porn on birthday. That will be coming up here

(15:26):
in just a couple of minutes. First Menace. What is
happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 8 (15:30):
Well, Steve Crell will be starring in an upcoming HBO
comedy series called Rooster. It's an original comedy debuting March
twenty twenty six, and it's about a comedy Well it's.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Kind of like comic or now.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
It's about like a comedy writer who lives on a
campus and he has like a bunch of drama with
his daughter. So that's basically what the premise of it is.
And Steve Crell returning to comedy. I supp or this
because I mean I watched them in the Morning Show
on Apple TV. I did enjoy it, but I'm like, let's.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Bring back the funny. There's been too much serious acting
with I think he went it's like a pendulum right
swings the polar opposite. So after the whole Michael Scott
office thing, I think he had to do enough stuff
for a while, you know, yeah, just show that he can, like,
you know, that was pretty good ago.

Speaker 12 (16:26):
That was a very serious film, Yeah it was.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
But yeah, I guess he just want to show off
his skill set maybe in acting. All right, moving on,
we had Arian Grande, remember she got attacked on the
red carpet of the movie that Greg enjoys.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
We're gonna find out if Greg's review of Wicked Too
is coming up this morning.

Speaker 14 (16:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
So, anyways, that guy is trying to make himself famous
by you know, rushing celebrities. And the one that he
tried to rush just recently was Lady Gaga in Australia.
This guy has been well they like, you know, just
jump at them and it's like run up on a celebrity.
And he tried to do this at a Lady Gaga show.

(17:11):
But his face has been everywhere so much that fans
started spotting him in the audience and started booing him
before the show even started. He couldn't even run up
on stage because he already got kicked out of the venue.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
Now is he getting like front row tickets to be
able to do this kind of stuff?

Speaker 9 (17:29):
I don't think you can at least get four seats,
as we've seen many times. Let's take the Dave Chappelle
could have been stabbed to death.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's the security. A lot of venues is not secure.

Speaker 12 (17:39):
Yeah, so they come from wherever.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's just show, Yeah for sure. Also it's like what
do these guys go to the security academy? Is what
it is? Yeah, what's this guy's like profit motive? Like,
how's how's this? Okay? Well he's putting it on social
media is what he's doing. Like do they monetize stuff
like that because there's like cardnarks. They won't monetize for

(18:02):
a lot of stuff because they think depending on the
on the.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
Let's just take this card knocks on Instagram one point
three million followers, hundreds of thousands of views. Every time
I was a video on there, I got a check
for five dollars and eighty six cents last month. Yeah,
there's no there's no money and just in Instagram views.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
You have to be there is a YouTube you gotta do,
Like a partnership for endorsement of some camera does not
pay you. I don't know. Maybe he's just doing it
for clout.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
But also it reminded me like, oh, when we go
backstage at venues, like once in a great while, you'll
see like a photo of somebody like, hey, watch.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Out for this guy. Yeah you know stalkers. Didn't you
have a face? Your name was up at some condtion
to me, but that was a sex conference.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Because they knew that as I had been there the
year before and like exposed them for how gross and
weird they are.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that, and
I can share this story now.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
But sometimes they do get up on stage and one time,
thirty seconds to march, like they invite all these people
up on stage and I recorded this video that's awesome.
It's like an incredible view. But one of these people
that they were looking out for ended up on stage
and they're like, hey, don't please like take this video
down because it showed the personal sucks. What well Rock

(19:19):
and Eve is happening, and they're trying to like put
it out there like oh the headliner is Diana Ross.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But dude, the lineup is insane.

Speaker 11 (19:26):
I know.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
I'm like, I I know, like all the news reports
is like Diana Ross headlining Rock and Eve, and I'm like, dude,
Seacrest is like bringing the heat. Listen to all the
people that are gonna be on Rock and Eve. It's
gonna be four nine Blondes, fifty cent Ajar, Big Extra Plugs,
Chance the Rapper, Charlie Pooth, chap O Rone, Sierra Denely, Demo,

(19:48):
Demi Levado, Busser Rhymes, t I Y Cleft, John Fillmore, Goo,
Google Dolls, Jesse Murph, Jordan Davis, uh K, Pop Demon,
hun Hunters, Leon Thomas, A Little John.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Little, Big Town, Madison Beer. We the whole line.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Carry new kids on the block when public people bust
Malone got it, Dude, so.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Many you're like leading with Diana Ross. I get it.
She's like, you know, famous and stuff called dude speaking
of Bust of Rhymes and people being that guy that
jumped in the line for Area on a Grande. Yeah,
there's this dude he went up to Bust of Rhymes.
Yeah that video. Yeah, he was trying to know. He

(20:41):
was confused. He was he was being at and he's like,
and Busts being really cool, really fun. Yeah, and he goes,
all right, come on, let me get a picture of
Tracy Morgan here. Yeah, like you could tell Bust Rhymes
could have killed this dude's right where he stood. If
there there's too many people around, he would have Oh yeah,
he would have busted his He's such a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I met him one time and he was drinking.

Speaker 15 (21:03):
I was drinking a pepsi and I finished it and
he asked me if he could have it, and he
poked little holes in it and he made like a
little like pipe to out.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
He's like, here, that's for you. I was like, thank
you very much.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
I know.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
One of the best interviews we've ever done was Lester
Ryan's at the Grammys.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's where we were. Yeah, he's all of fun. But
this kid, this kid could easily died that day. There's
just been a dick he was recording. Yeah, yeah, I
don't wish she would have slapped him. How are they
even get all those people on uh one yeah one year.
I know, I can't even get through the whole list.
There was like fifteen more. Well, they have to get
to oh there are, yeah, the whole list. Yeah, we'll

(21:42):
they have to get to a dynamic ross nice and
early because you know she goes to bed earlier, you
know old. Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, menace,
no problem. It's time for your birthdays and you're born
on birthdays. Show this sumar. She was like, and you

(22:02):
know you don't do that. And we'll start with the
Hailey Steinfeld from the Pitch Perfect movies. She was in.
Uh I guess Spider Gwen or Gwen Stacy is the
spider Man of the Spider Verse. And that oh Transformers. Yeah,
the bubble Bee. Yeah, twenty nine years old today. Another
one of Board's favorites, Nikki six from Motley Crue. Yeah,

(22:25):
is sixty seven today. Favor Well he used to work
for right now. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I worked with him two very shortly.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Let's see he's sixty seven today, getting happy birthday. Yeah,
I texted, but he lost my number. Ray Mistereo Junior, Yeah,
wwe is fifty one. Courtney Hengler from the Karate Kid
TV series Cobra Kai Amanda LaRusso. He watched the show

(22:53):
forty seven today. Ryder Strong Sean Comboy meets World and
Girl Meets the World is forty six Brita Marino, he
got Winner No. Four Wrapper and actor most Depth is
fifty two Darryl Jones. The basis for the Rolling Stones
is sixty four and Jermaine Jackson Tito's brother. You know
seventy one years old. Your porn of birthday today is

(23:15):
Nicky Bens and today's birthday girl, she has been stuffed
tighter than Santa down a Chimneys six eighty seven fine films,
including a very oral job interview. She was in Chilling
with His Willy Volume one, a lesbian touchy Philly birthday Nice.
She was in Black on Blondes Volume one. Also chemistry

(23:38):
This is more like a visual thing. But chemistry looks
like lab. But it's dash i a so chemistry Labiah
chemistry lab. Yeah. She was in Famous Anus volume one
and who can forget her Unta role and Nicky Bens
gets her ass serviced. You gotta do that time.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, as like the cookies.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, that's Nicky Benz, who's forty four years old today.
Met youporna birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that is a
little look. What's happening around the world is entertainment here
on the Woodies Show, and we begin another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on Wooding. That's great, gory,

(24:22):
good money. We got Menace, Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text if you like.
Check in over to two two nine eight seven. Coming
up for you this hour, We've got Greg's much anticipated

(24:43):
review of the new Wicked here is good. Yeah, so
we made him force him to go watch the first one.
Greg and I I think are the two biggest haters
of musicals totally in general. Yeah, but just weird, just
for fun. You know, everybody thought it'd be fun to
send Greg to go yeah see it. Yeah, yeah, you
love misery And he hated the first one, but dude,

(25:04):
well that changed for the second one, because there's lot
of people that loved the first one but hated the
second one. But will be the opposite. Hate the first one,
love the second one. We'll find out. We'll find out. Yeah,
SeaBASS also has something for us this hour, something not
Wicked related, something else that he took a look at it.
You know, so maybe we don't have to even bother
with that. We just trying to save some time. Yeah,
we're very well. We all say like, I'm so appreciative

(25:25):
of your time. Thank you for you know, tuning in
and giving us some of your attention. And we do
appreciate that. That's a good time and your money. That's right.
So so that's coming up here for you this hour.
You have a brand new redneck news that I'll get
to here in just a moment. But Greg's got some
big news. You guys. It's happened. It's happening.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
What did I say at the start of the year,
It's the year of Yolo, and it's going to end
the year of Yolo. I scheduled my elective surgery.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, getting that next sucked in I'm doing. It's the
gayest thing you've done all year. It's probably the gayest
thing I've ever done.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, So say goodbye to this droopy old lady. My god,
I hope it works.

Speaker 12 (26:12):
Yeah, there's not much to take Greg.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If they don't overtighten, it'll
be cool.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
Yeah, or an after picture is going to look pretty
much the same.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I know it's not You're going to be pulled pretty tight.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Really, you think, yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Let me hopefully it doesn't look dumb.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
But no, no, no, no, no, you're going to be
snatched as yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13 (26:31):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Let me. Let me tell you how I'm looking at
I think with Greg, like Greg notices it. I don't
think anybody else notices it has like a turkey neck. Yeah,
it's like the reason I don't want to do. I
can do a lot of stuff around the house, like
I could. I could do tile. I'm sure I've done
some tile, like you know before, you like, I understand
how to do it, and I've done a little bit

(26:52):
of it. I could figure things out things I didn't,
and I like that stuff. But here's what I don't like.
If something isn't exactly how I wanted it to be,
most people of people would never notice that this one
little piece is maybe just off, just a tiny bit.
That's the only thing I'd see. It's like Greg with
that scratch on his car, right, it's the only thing
he noticed, even though it had been repaired. I couldn't tell.

(27:14):
I'm staring at the bumper like I couldn't tell. So
I think it's gonna be one of those things that
nobody else notices except for Greg.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, and hopefully that will be the result of it,
because apparently they say, like when you get your haircut,
people shouldn't notice that you got your haircut. It should
be that unnoticed natural. So hopefully this neck thing will
not be overly noticeable.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It'll be one of those like what is it, Greg?

Speaker 16 (27:38):
What they do?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do they explain it to you? Like, how do they
do it?

Speaker 16 (27:42):
So?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
What would you call this area under your jaw line,
like where you're below the ear, like where your jaw
starts to go forward. It's kind of like the back
of your jaw the hinge were the hinges the hinge
incision on each there and here, so on each side
under the jaw line under your ear ears, and then
one incision right under your chin.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
You're not gonna be able to see that afterwards un
heels really well. Help I know girl that had it
done and you can't notice.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, and then they take through the side incisions. I
don't know what they do with the front incision under
the chin, I honestly don't know. But on the side
ones they put in, for lack of a better word,
a skewer, and it goes into your off your neck
and then on the outside it has this kind of
a wand type thing with a circle on it and

(28:30):
it kind of closes over it and then they slowly
pull it out and it cooks your insides, burns it
and it as they slowly pull it out, it smells
like like like bard frying.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
So it's not light bo it's not light bo. No,
it's heat, and then it cooks you on the way
out last forever. I don't up getting fat again, you know,
Like then I guess I could do who had all
the weight gain in her forehead? That was exact question. Watch,
that's the first place that your body just naturally deposits fat. Greg,

(29:05):
I'd probably watched through all this and like you'll go
on my forehead one little package of peanut butter m
and MS and boom.

Speaker 11 (29:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, you ask a good question. I should probably do
some research before I go.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Yeah, Well, the girl that I know that had it done,
she had it done like twelve years before and it's
still still took.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
And me ask you a question. Obviously this is something
that like insurance doesn't cover new Yeah, so like what
is something like that cost?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I think what you're paying for, really is the actual
tool because they only use it one time, and that's
not cheap.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
How much is it? I would Yeah, it's around a grand.
Oh wait, yeah, that's just for the tools. That's something
like this procedure. I'm going to say in the neighborhood
of three to three grand, less than I thought. That's
less than I thought too. I was thinking more like fine,
I'm saying at least five. Yeah, I'm rinding it down

(30:02):
to three grand.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
And how long did they say it's going to take
to heal?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
It varies greatly, so two days to a week. They
say you're back to normal in two days. And the
reason I'm doing it while, you know, like this time
of year, is because I have a break and people
are on break and I don't have to go in
public that much, and I have to wear this like
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
We talked about that. It's like old man Christmas Carol.
So all right, I can't wait to see the after.
I mean, I see your fat phace now, but I
wait to see it getting getting The year of Yolow
for Greg Guard started and ended great. I got a

(30:47):
brand new redneck news. You've got to go outside to
grab something out the bridge. That is britten news in
today read decades. It's from Door County, Wisconsin with the police.
They were out on patrol and they noticed a pick
them up truck on the road coming toward them. They

(31:08):
know a couple of things. Number One, it was hauling
ass like way over the speed limit. Number Two, one
of the headlights way bigger than the other one. So
they whipped around. They pulled the driver over license registration.
All right, cool, They took a look around. They walked
around the car, check out this headlight, and they saw
that one was indeed normal, but the other wasn't a
headlight at all. It was a flashlight that the dude

(31:31):
had just attached to the front of the car with
duct tape.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, obviously you can't do that. Not an arrestable offence
by any means. Just trash it. There you go, great,
check solid. It's better than not having a light. That's
a really cool police department. They commented on the case, saying, quote,
while an attempt was made to increase visibility, a flashlight
is not a safe or legal replacement for proper headlights.

(31:58):
The driver name not release was ticketed could face some
additional charge. Yeah, yeah, not the worst story you've ever heard.
I mean, you know, I like it. Try. Yeah, that's
from dor County, Wisconsin, where the cops busted a guy
who tried to replace a headlight on his pickup truck
by duct taping a flashlight onto the hood of a

(32:21):
car like this. And there you go. That is today's
red Nick. I suppose take the break will come back,
and then Greg's canna tell us all about what he
thought about Wicked too. Oh wow, the review we've been
waiting to hear since we knew the movie was coming out.
That's next on the Woodi Show. Hang on the Woodie Show.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
We'll be right back the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Well, the only person I know who is as excited
as my wife for the Wicked movies, the first one
and now this latest one that just came out is
Greg going yeah on top, counting down it blah blah
blah blah. Yeah. So we we actually forced Greg to
go see the first one. Hated it in living color,

(33:11):
Men on film, on books.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Up and a Kiss in a Reformation.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Uh so we figured it was only right because this
is the end, right, this is there were only going
to be two.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Right, I might have news what talk of a prequel
about Glinda.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's how they always do, which has nothing to.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Do there's no book of that or musical that.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
That's just just fabricated to make money. That the money,
they'll do the prequel and then they'll do part three.
Maybe I'll be well, Greg, get ready, we'll you'll get
to go see that one too. Floating to the theater

(34:00):
message back, I saw that Gina posted a pretty funny
meme because we're talking about like Ariana Grande and Ariba,

(34:24):
you know, like how they're paling around and this kind
of weird thing they have with each other. And Gina
had this meme that she posted, and it's true. If
you've ever known theater kids, they're just weird, like and
they are like that.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
If anyone who thinks this relationship is weird has never
been around theater kids, they're all like this.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's super annoying. Yeah, like a couple. Now all right,
it's Greg. You went to did you go with anybody
who was just like a like a solo outing people
you're on a business mind. I went with Mario and
we saw it in imax. This is the first time
I ever experienced IMAX. What wow, And you know there
are a couple of people like waiting in line for
pop going going. I bet you they're going to go work. Yeah, which,

(35:07):
you know.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I noticed no difference in IMAX other than it's so
crazy loud.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I thought I was. I thought I was deaf before.
I do hate that, definitely deaf. You know, the size
of the screen being much larger. Really, all the movie
screens look big to me.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
So at least you went in those comfy chairs.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, that ruled.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
And I actually didn't fall asleep during Wicked for Good,
which is centered around Glinda and Alphaba. So Glinda is
the good Witch arian and she don't know I'm telling this,
who don't know?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
You?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Just shut up?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I don't know a good witch.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I didn't know that. All the dorks in the room
calmed down and calmed down and let the non psycho
people understand. What the hell is this? Morgan you.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Glinda is the good Witch played by Ariana Grande, who
is so scanny, she's so look Yeah in Alphaba is
the misunderstood green One who is considered the wicked Witch,
but in reality she's actually a really good person. Now
at this point, Glinda has risen to power. She's real popular,
she's totally loved by everybody. Alphabet is hated and Oz

(36:15):
actually wants her dead. And these two were friends. They've
kind of drifted apart because Ariana Grande. It has just
drunk with popularity and like the tin Man getting a
heart in The Wizard of Oz. I didn't love Wicked
for good, but I did not hate it. If like
and hate were a scale, it would tip ever so

(36:39):
slightly in the like direction.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Really is was the music like broken up?

Speaker 11 (36:44):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It was more broken up. The music was more talky
than singing. There's a lot of mixtures of talking with singing.
The lyrics were ridiculous. We'll get to that in a second.
But the couple things I did like about it. There
were more allusions made to the Wizard of Oz, like
you see the building of the Yellow Brick Road. There's
a lot of animal justice in the movie, because animals
are hated in this version of Oz, but they get

(37:07):
some revenge. There's gonna be a lot of spoilers here
if you're not familiar with Wicked, right, there's more actual
dialogue like you mentioned in Menace, it's darker in theme,
It's a good story about two friends who drift apart
and they lead separate lives. I also liked the start
of tin Man. You kind of see the origin of
the tin Man. I like how the Wizard was a
total con man. He's like a villain. You think he's

(37:30):
the hero and the Wizard of Oz he's a bad dude.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I forget Greg, Did you like the Wizard of Oz? Yes? Overall? Okay,
so maybe that's what Maybe because there's more and more
of Oz, like, yeah, tin Man and Mine and the
other complete, So maybe that was what exactly, because I
actually know about the Wizard of Oz. When I saw
Wicked the first one, I thought, what the hell is this?
I don't get any of it.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
This is way more Wizard of Oz like, and Dorothy
in this one actually makes a cameo. So that's what
I liked about this movie. You kind of feel like, oh,
I'm watching behind the scenes. You see Dorothy. It's not
Judy Garland, it's just you only see it from behind
walking and it kind of explains a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
And you see more about the flying monkeys, which I
think are pretty bad ass.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
They're cool. Yeah. I saw a couple of things about, like, uh,
how they had to make the yellow brick Road look
a little different. They couldn't because of all the copyright
or trademark, I don't know how the yeah whatever, the
intellectual property of the original film of the Road. Yeah,
they can't show Dorothy's face. They did not allowed to
do that. They can't. The pattern of the brick had

(38:34):
to be different, like, no idea they were, Trust me,
I live with a wicked obsessed freak. Who the original
wid right bomb?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I would imagine?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, but who owns it down? Yeah, he's nuclear dead,
But who owns the right Like what what the studio
or whoever.

Speaker 12 (38:52):
Was the Lollipop Guild in there?

Speaker 7 (38:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
And then that's the thing that I didn't understand. They
refer to munchkins like they do in the Wizard of Us.
They're not small.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
They don't do that anymore. In the New Snow White
they're not.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Because there's this one character. His name is Bach, and
I think in real life he used to date Ariana g.
Dude is weird looking af.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's why beauty models now are no longer beautiful. It's
not allowed Skinny hot people like Bach goes to the
train station. He can't take a ride because they've forbidden
munchkins from taking this train. And I thought he's a
munchkin say.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Pretty much changed to like munchkins means redhead.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
It made no sense. So there's a few things I
did like about it. The things I didn't like about
it a lot of it. But the acting completely subpar.
This was high school theater at best. Agree you would
think a massive budget movie, a massive money earner would
have this insanely amazing acting. Totally subpar. This is like

(39:52):
rookie acting. The singing was a mix of talking and singing.
Like I mentioned, harendous lyrics, especially in one of the
first songs that Glinda sings. It's called thank Goodness.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Uh huh. One of the lyrics Wouldie I issue not.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
It comes a little bit later in the song, but
one of the lyrics is a little well complicated. There's
kind of a sort of cost. There's a couple of
things get lost. There are bridges you cross you didn't
know you crossed until you've crossed.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Garbage cross cross.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed
until you've crossed.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Moronic Is that?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
I dug a little bit into it, and they said
that Wizard of Oz is owned by Warner Brothers Pictures,
and Universal is the one that put out this movie. Okay,
so yeah, I guess that's why there's some copyright thing.
But the book that it's based on is public domain.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't know where this lyric is. The very it's
towards the very end. It's so bad. What he's true,
the very very end, very very un before that, Yeah,
I'm giving up on them. We're there are bridges you cross.

(41:19):
You don't know you cross until you've crossed. Wow, we
all know what stone or five year old wrote those lyrics.
I liked how the wedding between Glinda and Fierro got
totally ruined. That was good because it was like anti
fairy tale. I hated how quickly this Fierro guy went
from loving Glinda to loving Alphaba out of nowhere. It
was a fast herd of events. I thought that was dumb.

(41:40):
There was a borderline sex scene, which I found very surprising.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
People though, this is very sillacious.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, between this guy Fierro and Alphaba. It was suggestive.
It wasn't a sex scene, but it was very suggestive.
And I liked how Fierro told Alphaba that she's beautiful
and she thought he was lying, and he said, I'm
just seeing things in a different way. I thought that
was very awe babe. Now back to the music in
the end.

Speaker 15 (42:04):
But sorry, how pissed would you be if a guy
said you're beautiful because I'm seeing things in a different way.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, that's not such a nice.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
So then in the end, Glinda and Alphaba they have
a total renaissance. They realize they love each other again.
They are just so in love with their friendship. But
they have to say goodbye. And their final goodbye song
I believe it's called Oh, I don't even know what
it's called for good thank you, Gina, and I actually.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Liked that song.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I thought it was touching, some of the lyrics were good.
But major spoiler alert, Gina, you'll already know this because
it happened in the.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Play and in the movie. You think Alphaba died and
it would have ruled because I was kind of bommed.
I'm like, wow, this is kind of sad. Alphaba died,
Glinda goes to where her hat is on the floor,
and you're thinking, like, oh, damn, that's pretty sad. But no,
Alphabet went into a trap door. She didn't die.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
She goes off with Fierro, who becomes the scarecrow. W Yeah,
because he got all beaten up in this field, beaten
nearer to death. And then I guess the spells like
don't let.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Him die, don't let him bleed.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Made scare made him into a scarecrow. So his face
looks all weird and it's got like nash and straw.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
He's still hot.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, I think Jonathan Bailey is not your guy.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I don't think not at all.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
But overall, with the exception of these insanely stupid lyrics,
I I think I found them before you, Gregg.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh yeah, because I pulled up on Spotify, you know,
and go right to the lyrics. Its strange, but it
seems a little well, that's it complicated.

Speaker 17 (43:51):
There's a cot, there's a couple of things, kid.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Lost, there are brids, is.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
There is there a worse lyrics? It's not a story
of mankind stupid.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I would be crossed if I was already on a grande.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I said, no, I am not saying it right. She
did a job with it for that being a lyric.

Speaker 15 (44:28):
Yeah, but do you know why you shouldn't have been
quote unquote surprised that she didn't die at the end.
Why because in the song and the song that you hate,
the thank Goodness, they say like everyone thinks pure water
will melt her. People are so empty, howded don't believe anything,
and that's what they get the idea.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Yeah, I didn't read into it that much neat and
I couldn't take notes during a movie, obviously, but I
remembered that lyric and I told myself, don't forget this lyrics.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
But overall, on a scale of five five yellow bricks,
I'm giving Wicked for good three yellow brick.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm not horrific, not great bricks. All right, Well, you
know what, I am surprised and I didn't fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
That's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
More actionally, yeah, I gotta tell you your review of it. Overall,
I'm not gonna watch it, but I'm leaning more toward
maybe i'd watch it. I'm not gonna watch it, yeah,
but I'm now leaning more toward maybe I would. It
wouldn't be the torture you expected it to be.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, if you get stuck on a plane and there's
nothing else, all the other movies got deleted.

Speaker 15 (45:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I think I just raw dogged the first one you
would Yeah, nuclear, I'm never gonna see that. Yeah all right, well,
thank you, Greg. Sorry to spoil the ending for everybody.
The real fans have seen it nine times. Greg, this
is and it's time for the Woodie Show original game.

(46:06):
What did he tell the cops? Trademark copyright. So I'll
tell you the story and then you try to guess
what did he tell the cops. It's about a guy
in Florida. He was a hauling ass over one hundred
mile an hour and then the car he was hauling
all that ass in was stolen, you guys, a BMW.
He crashed it. The cops arrived on the scene, asked them,

(46:30):
hey man, what happened? And this is where you guys
guess what did he tell the cops? Faulty accelerator, faulty accelerator, stolen,
stolen car, found the car and was getting it back
to the owner.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
That's what I was going to say, is driving it
back to its rightful owner.

Speaker 12 (46:48):
Okay, he was late to go see Dancing with the
Stars that night, so you had to steal a.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh yeah, sorry, wrapped up. Everybody knows that.

Speaker 17 (46:57):
I mean, it's as ridiculous, but I think he's gonna
just be honest and say he saw the car, he
wanted to drive it, and he wanted to see how fast.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
It could go. Well, uh, he told them that he
didn't steal the car and that he was transported into
the car against his will by aliens.

Speaker 11 (47:13):
Oh that.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Love that. Here's a clip from one of the officers,
body can teleportpore to get the car from I don't know,
I don't know. No, did you come from park? So
you got you saved me from aliens. Teleport You saved

(47:40):
me from the aliens. Thank you so much. So he
was arrested charged with grand theft, auto driving on a
suspended license. There's some alien movie or something that's like
blowing up on Amazon Prime. That's like, that's a great department. Yeah,

(48:00):
I haven't. I don't look for any alien movies. Yeah, doc,
you serious thing? To watch it on the real aliens? Greg? Oh,
the real ones? Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
By the way, we've got an after hours voicemail about
Greg and his love of certain movies. So after the show,
anytime you want to call in. You got something you're
listening to the podcast, you want to chime in on
something eight seven seven forty four, Woody Bay, Greg.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
I am so glad somebody else loves The Ref as
a Christmas movie. I mean, I'm tired of having to
explain to people how great this movie is. So I'm
so happy that you. But you're one of the reasons
why I listen to the show. And I know you
have a great mom. But for those of us whose
moms are less than perfect, so many times I wanted
to tell her to go nail herself to a cross

(48:43):
like in the movie. I'm sure you can explain to
everybody what that one's about. All right, take care, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Do you got to watch The Ref this season? All right,
it's so good, I'll try it. I do like Dennis Leary. Yeah,
he's awesome in this movie.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Oh that movie is called Age of Disclosure. Each close,
let's break it's about aliens. All right, check it out
on Amazon Prime. Now we were we were surprised with
Greg Gory's review of Wicked too. Yeah, didn't hate it,
didn't hate didn't.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Love it, didn't love it, love it. I mean I
thought it was gonna be just a pure hatred.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
No, didn't destroy it, way better than the first roe.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Now will we be just as surprised when Sea Bass
tells us? Because you know we've we've mentioned a couple
of times already on the show. We played you a
couple of clips already. But see bats went and watched
the whole thing, and we're gonna get his review here
real quick. On Sebastian Maniscalco's Netflix, Yeah, sorry, Tulu on

(49:42):
Hulu Beware called it ain't right.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
And first off, he comes out, he's playing this to
a sold out packed United Center in Chicago, and he's
because that's where he's from. If you can't tell how
he faked talks like this, he comes out with a
sm Sebastian man of Scalco like like puff the Greaser
jacket from the Greaser Jacket, Pink Lady's jacket from Greece.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
On the back, it says it ate right, so you're
not confused about what's going on. That's he's got his
name on his jacket, he's got the title of the
special in his back. It was taped over a year ago,
so there's a lot of like Olympics references. You're like, wait,
what oh, that's why he's talking about that. I mean
the Olympics are coming back around again. Yeah, I mean
not summer, but but a year to release.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Yeah, that was straight straight. He was professionally shot, obviously.
Here's a clip. He's talking about kids and going to
parties and stuff and how other people's children are sometimes rude.

Speaker 18 (50:35):
Right, and these kids today they have no problem talking
to adults.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Growing up, I was scared of other adults. These kids,
they come right up to you and rude. Eight years old,
the kids like, where's my burger?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
I'm like, hey, disconnected.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
There's no call for that kind of language. Luddy, vulgar
and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect. You've got a
dirty horse mouth. Isn't that classic? Sea Bess is classic?
I'll admit at this point that is classic Sea Bess. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
So the point is he tells the burger, or he
tells the kid too, I get the f out of here,
and I don't like your parents either, which didn't happen
number one. But number two is not a joke. Like
if a rude kick, if a kid comes up to
you and you're you know, you're you're manning the grill
at a party. He says, oh, where's my burger? And
you would never get the f out of here, kid,
that's not.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
The reason they're there, and you're right. There's right again.
But he like but he does it all with this
breathing the voice.

Speaker 9 (51:34):
So it's that kind of theme follows. He talks about
going he's an old man now, he's in his fifties.
He's going to the doctor. And his description again find
the joke here, this is this is what he waits.
He sits on this line his description of a doctor visit.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
So I'm going to the doctor and it's weird. They
come out and they asked you to come in. They
say your name is Sebastian. Okay, I always go the
wrong way. I know, that's why. No, I'm trying that.
I got out, Margaret, what are you laughing at? And
then you come in?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I relate to that, you guys, And he's just.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
And he's the movement. He's kind of like puttering around
the stage like like he's lost laughing. But that's not funny.
By the way, you don't have to feel bad for Sago.
The guy's making a billion dollars so much he's the
guy's cleaning up and I do realize that comedy is subjective, right,
So you know we get people a time. Oh you
guys like Joe Cooy and you guys like you know

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and like all these different people.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
You know.

Speaker 9 (52:36):
Yeah that what you just brought there is what I
became I rate at watching the Sebastian Manscalco special is
I'm no longer met at him.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I'm mad at the crowd. I am discouraging it because
what they're laughing at is a cartoon character.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Especially in that example right there, he says, they come
out and they say Sebastian and they cracked up.

Speaker 9 (52:56):
And what he's doing is he doesn't have jokes per se.
So he's what he's doing is he's selling the hell
out of it with the cartoon voice and the silly
little walk.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, well we did it when we talked about like, uh,
you know that that clip that we had, uh where
they were talking about like couples watching TV together and
like he didn't he didn't say anything like oh have
you seen blah blah, And then people are freaking out
the Jeffrey Dubber. He didn't, he didn't, Yeah, he didn't
say anything.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
It's people are laughing at stuff you laugh at when
you're a five year old, which is funny voices and
silly walks.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, here he is.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
I have another I was there's a big chunk about
him and his wife and watching TV together. Again, this
is a him and his wife. See if you can
find the joke in this?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
All right? Now, my wife and I can't agree on
what to watch at the end of the long day.
I want to watch something that has like some like
a gun or like an equalizer Benzel Washington, Oh yeah,
what's going on here? That's what I want to see.
She's like, you want to watch Love is Wind?

Speaker 18 (53:53):
Oh yeah, I would love to watch Love his Wind
fifty one years old.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I don't think so.

Speaker 15 (53:59):
Big, all right, all right, because men be watching this
type of thing and women be watching that, And I
thought to myself, like.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
It should be menace.

Speaker 17 (54:09):
Yet I'm all right, Like this is the kind of
stuff we would say that you'd have this conversation like
here in the studio about whatever topic, but we don't
expect it to be like I would never write that down.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Oh that's gold. Can you not get a writer to
make a punchline with you?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Punch that up?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I think he could there be a joke in there.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Of course, of course there could be. He could go
into like have an angle on it about love is
blind or about the equalizer. But I said, it's just
my wife like this and I like that. But the
future is all right. Uh, here's something that is technically
a joke. So so far, I haven't heard anything I
think that Sea Best would like. And I'm also getting
the vibe from Sea Beast that he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Really himself all that much on just real quick.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
You said he could get something to punch it up
or give him a punchline, but he obviously doesn't need to.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
Yeah, he's learned to do this this technique that's just awful.
And here's technically a joke. He's again this is taped
last year, so he's talking about the Paralympics and this
amazing swimmer he saw.

Speaker 18 (54:59):
All right, do you want to feel lazy about yourself?
Watch the para Olympics. I was watching swimming. Guy had
no legs and no arms. It's kind of what you
need to do the sport.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Okay, that's that's a kind of a joke, right, Yeah.

Speaker 18 (55:18):
Yeah, Now I'm sitting there in my underwear, eat and popcorn.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Watch him a guy swim with his eyelashes?

Speaker 9 (55:27):
All right, that's okay. Those are technically jokes. Yeah, but again,
is that worth an arena of people laughing?

Speaker 11 (55:36):
No?

Speaker 9 (55:37):
Like if I if we wrote that here in the studio,
it'd be like, oh okay, yeah, that wouldn't be like,
let's take this.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
On the road. I mean maybe fifty dollars. He could
have gone somewhere with it. I guess it would be
the beginning of the build of it, like and then
it pays off. Would you cut it off? No?

Speaker 19 (55:51):
No, that's it why I put in the effort, right exactly.
But that's like menace could have no offense, could have
written that joke. Yeah, what's like if you talked about it?
What's this him with his eyelashes? Yeah, okay, that's cute,
that's funny.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
But like that's that whole thing.

Speaker 9 (56:03):
Okay, So let's let's end this up. This is the
end it ate, right, okay on Hulusabashian Maniscalko. In fact,
we don't have to watch it because we alreadyind of Yeah. Yeah,
and again, I'm sorry, mister Maniscalco, but I'm gonna blow
your big closer. This is the the end bit, he
has this whole like ten minutes about going to Universal
Studios with his kids, and he talks about this weirdo
guy who sat down next to him at some point
Universal Studios, and what's wrong with this guy that sat

(56:26):
next to him?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
All right, three daughters, a wife, he's in his mid forties.
Starts talking to me. He's right in at me, right
right in, like we came to the park together. Starts talking.
He's like, what time does this what time does this start?
This guy's got no pe no pe no.

Speaker 18 (56:44):
All I'm saying is prioritize you're life.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
You don't go to Universal.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
And then he did, teeth, you get pease.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Cost as much.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
As to take it.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
God, bless your I love you, thank you for.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Coming to Okay. I kind of like that. Yeah, that's
kind of like, yeah, let's prioritize. Agree with the s
of it, but believable. And then when he and then
he says, what does you start? Like, yep, because people
come on. But the big laugh line there was he

(57:29):
said teeth and a funny voice.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Yeah, and it works for him.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Some said the guy on s n L who impersonated
him was funnier. That guy which yeah, check it out. Yeah,
that bit kids kids keeps getting passed around. He's coming
out with a special soon too. Oh yeah, I saw
something would would be funny, kind of like Adam Ray
going around as doctor Phil. That'd be funny if he
went around doing got paid to see that. Somebody on

(57:56):
the text really interest it'd be you never get him
on record saying it. I wonder what other comedians think
about they would have crapped on fifteen years ago.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
But now that he is one of the quote unquote
illuminati again, I think he was the highest grossing comedian
a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, now that he's a big name that they don't want.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
To do that.

Speaker 11 (58:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yeah. And I have heard from people who have dealt
with him personally that he's a dick. So that's why
I don't feel bad about Honestly, I don't feel like
the word on him is that he started very AsSalt
to the Earth, very cool, very whatever, and then overtime,
as he's gotten more popular, he's become a real prick.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
And he ended the he ended the special by what
follows him? You know, he's walking backstage at the United
Center and he's back there, but his kids, daddy.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
But there's a camera waiting right there for him. Of course, Jack,
guess I.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Want to scale of one to five diapers that you
need to because you're peeing so much from laughing, Yes, a.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
Comedian from laughing one now, But as a comedian, he's
a he's a solid three, like he knows how to
do comedy. But he doesn't again, as we've just heard,
doesn't do jokes negative five because I hate the audience
so much.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Right, so you're but you give a whole special out
of out of five diapers, you're giving it a half
a diaper a half. There you go, there you go.
All right, Well, thank you for that sea mass. We'll
take a break. We do have some more Woody show
coming up for you.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Next, get out, Get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
In Jesus name, I pray you'll get in the day
of the Lord.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
And let's check in with Gina Gratt and see what
she's got for us trending news headlines.

Speaker 15 (59:32):
Yeah, Woody's prediction is so much closer to coming true
because once again there were no winners in last night's
Powerball drawing.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I'm telling you they're they're doing this a big setup.
It's gonna be a big story. Someone's gonna win the
week of Christmas. I know we're still going to get
through all next week. Then you watch what we'll see,
so it'd be miracle. Yeah, it'll it waits. So Wednesday,
Wednesday's Christmas Eve, right, yes, so be the Wednesday, December
twenty fourth drawing. Whoa someone on Christmas Eve will win

(01:00:04):
over a billion dollars call. That's the prediction, and that
is my no stra dumbass.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Verdictiones because I forgot to play. So I'm excited that
it's still running.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
You sound excited.

Speaker 15 (01:00:15):
Yeah, three real hockey people in Maryland, Michigan, and New Jersey.
They did win a million each after matching the white balls,
but the big prize still up for grabs. It's now
a billion dollars, which is somehow still just the seventh
largest prize in the game's history. The lump sum would
be about four hundred and sixty one million after tax
is about two hundred and ninety one million.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
And the next drawing for.

Speaker 15 (01:00:37):
Power Ball Saturday night, well, the guy accused of shooting
and killing Charlie Kirk during that outdoor event at Utah
Valley University on September tenth. He's scheduled to appear in
court for the first time today, like actually be in
the courtroom.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Kirk was thirty one and.

Speaker 15 (01:00:52):
Was known for founding Turning Point USA, and he was
kicking off that campus speaking to her when he was killed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
After the incident, the twenty two.

Speaker 15 (01:01:00):
Year old alleged shooter reportedly ran from campus, which led
to a big search before he turned himself in the
next night. Now he faces a bunch of charges like
aggravated murder, witness tampering. He could receive the death penalty
if convicted. But I looked into it in Utah and
there's only been seven executions since nineteen seventy six, and

(01:01:21):
the most recent one was twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
But that was the first one cross twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
It seems like I don't know. If I had a guess,
I would think utahould be like, yeah, let's see, that's
on the death pal, I thought. But no, big church,
going state forgiveness, fine Skiotene.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Church going states, get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Cot Yeah, man, that's exactly right. Yeah, get him to
God quicker, you know, exactly give him back.

Speaker 15 (01:01:44):
Well, Andy Dick, he did seem to o D on Tuesday,
was right on the open on a set of concrete
steps right outside of building in Hollywood, and TMZ put
up the video so most people have seen it. In
the clip, you see these guys trying to help Andy,
and it appears that someone even gave narkhan. Paramedics eventually
showed up and they say Dick was not taken to

(01:02:04):
the hospital. He looked like he was just one foot
at least one foot in the grave.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
TMZ actually met with Andy AT's apartment and he looked
like he was in bad shape. But Dick said that
the whole thing happened because he had smoked crack with
some guy.

Speaker 11 (01:02:20):
You just met.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Some of those crack, but I want to do it
with people you know exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Well, they said they gave him narkhan twice too, but
he didn't go to the hospital and didn't go to
the hospital, and his friends are telling him to go
to rehabit he said, nope.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Well, he's fifty nine.

Speaker 15 (01:02:43):
He's been in out of rehab and jail and about
a billion times over the years. And finally a couple
in Indiana door dashed some Arby's for dinner. Menace let
this be a cautionary tail to you, because I know
you do a lot of the door dashing. The food arrived,
but when the wife started eating, it started choking, gasping,
throwing up after just a couple bites. The husband freaked

(01:03:04):
out and started trying to figure out what the hell happened.
And that's what he realized. The food bag had been
messed with. So he went to the doorbell camera footage,
and sure enough, footage shows a purple haired woman delivering
the food and spraying it's it's always a spraying pepper
spray usual suspect. After he realized the wife would be okay,

(01:03:26):
the husband called door dash, will let them know what happened.
Then he called the cops. The cops have opened an investigation,
and the husband says he wants to see the woman charge.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
I don't blame him.

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
The chick could be looking at a level five or
six felony looked into that that could be up to
two and a half years in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Makes sense to me, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
With Thank you very much, Gina grat I consistently set
the standard of excellence on everything. Well congratulation. I supported
a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them, informally
contributing to our value of continu learning and development. You're
a hero well. Based on data from Facebook on when

(01:04:06):
people change their relationship status today, it is the most
popular day of the year to break up with a partner,
so particularly a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you don't
have the bike, yes, I guess so. Yeah, and you
get out of like going to their their family's house. Yeah,
give them a couple of weeks to recover from the breakout. Now, dumb,
ask Tyler, what's the status of your handholding situation? How
how's it going with this chick?

Speaker 20 (01:04:27):
Still haven't seen her since October? It's you know, it's
it's but we still talk every day. We've just been
it's a solid I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Know, they're still talking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I think if you're really into each other, you figure
out a way, you know. And I'm not sure. I'm
not saying it's on her side that she's not into you.
Maybe she really is. And maybe you're just that much
of a g you know that you're like, you know what,
maybe you're not that into.

Speaker 15 (01:04:51):
It, but real one, but if the other one, if
either one wasn't into it, they would have just given
up on the text.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yah, but it is something to do. Yeah, maybe have
some like you getting like friend zoned or something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Sexy text.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Well that's that's for me to know. Yes, it depends
on what he considered. Like, Hey, we've talked about holding hands. Yeah,
I'm gonna do that thing where we hold hands, but
I take my one finger and I tickle your palm.
We're not at that stage. We're wild. It's about to
get I just wanting cause somebody had the texting, Hey,
what's up? As Tyler held her hand down, like, I
don't know. Haven't we have an asthment about it? I mean,

(01:05:30):
are you talking? Are you like it as far as
like you talking about time to get together?

Speaker 20 (01:05:34):
Yeah, so we're trying at some point this month. Her
schedule calms down a little bit, mine calms down a
good chunk. So because it's gonna happen at.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
This point, I pulled the trigger.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
All right. Well, speaking of breakups, police in Louisiana, they
responded to a nine to one one call. They pulled up.
They found this guy in the street. He's laying their
gunshots to both legs out God. He said that he
had been waiting for his wife to get home, and
she came home home, but the fight started. When she
got home, she showed up with her boyfriend. Oh all right,

(01:06:07):
Things got heated and the boyfriend ended up shooting him
in both legs and then sped away with the wife
in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Wait a second, the guy got the guy got did
did dirty twice?

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
No, no, no, no, that's how it happened. So the
cops found him. There were reports of gunshots. They show up.
There's the guy in the street laying there, shot in
both legs. Boyfriend, so he tells the story, yeah, to
the cops, of how it happened. He was waiting for
his wife to get home. Yeah, she gets home, she
brings the boyfriend. They have an argument. The boyfriend ends
up shooting him in the legs. That's then when the

(01:06:37):
police found him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
He sees that his wife has been cheating and he
gets shot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Oh, I see what you're saying the other way around, right,
I thought he got thought the husband shot the boyfriend.
The cops tracked the boyfriend down. He was arrested, taking
the jail charge with a tempted second degree homicide. Also
over in Turkey, there's a new law that says if
a man likes another woman's social media posts, that it

(01:07:03):
could be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Every guy in America be screwed the posts.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
There's there's a case there right now where the court
ruled that this dude had undermined marital trusts quote unquote
by repeatedly liking some thirst trap photos of some chicks.
His now ex wife accused him of breaching his duty
of loyalty by interacting with the social posts, and the
court sided with her. And now there's this new law.

Speaker 12 (01:07:32):
Can you imagine you guys, everybody I know would be screwed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah. There was a group text between you know, my
wife and I and then this other group of friends
that we have, and the wife was like, oh, just
for everybody's information. She now has like a she's moved
on from John Stamos and her hall pass would be
Henry Cavell Campbell. So we started going, you know, and
my wife's like, oh, well no, I'll want up you
with whatever the guy's name was. I forget the guy's name,

(01:07:58):
and uh, I'm in. Yeah, it's just started going so
I could use all this in the divorce proceeeds, So
save those texts. Yeah, yeah, that's right, move to Turkey.
That's right. I sent her a picture of her husband
sleeping in the chair. I'm like, well, you're stuck with
this eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. Ain't nothing but
a jeep thanks at nothing but a sports day with

(01:08:23):
Jeff Garcie UNTI.

Speaker 21 (01:08:27):
Hey, good morning, Jeff g what up in Good Morning
WOODI show? So the Lakers craped the bed in their
game last night with the Spurs. They lost one thirty two,
one nineteen. Here is Lebron James.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Is a unique team. They got six guys, can live
six or seven guys. They canna break you down off
the dribble, you know, super fast, super quick, unique team
and they definitely you know, they got the best of
us night.

Speaker 21 (01:08:46):
Yeah, the Lakers defense has been garbage. They've given up
an average of one hundred and twenty two points in
the last three games. Plus the Spurs look younger, faster,
and more hungry. Lakers are off until Sunday tonight. The
Clippers are in Houston. Baseball Congratuate Relations show. Hey Otani,
He's AP's Male Athlete of the Year for the fourth time,
which is crazy. Hockey King's loss of the kracking yesterday

(01:09:08):
in a shootout Ducks in New York. This afternoon at
four pm ANFL we got the Falcons and Bucks on
Thursday night football on Prime Bucks are favored by four
and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
And finally this morning, what are you showing?

Speaker 21 (01:09:19):
College football Michigan coach Sharon Moore got fired yesterday for
an inappropriate relationship with the staff member. He was messing
around with the young snow bunny and got caught. Dude
had a whole family, a wife and three kids. And
to make matters worse, after he got fired, he got
arrested for an alleged assault. No one knows who he assaulted.
I'm guessing maybe a staff member or someone on campus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Either way, pay attention, guys, when are we gonna learn?

Speaker 21 (01:09:45):
He risked it all and got caught. That's always what happens.
I'm jeffg and that's you so cal sports, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Jeff.

Speaker 8 (01:09:53):
Sciences has officially gone back in time one millionth of
a second.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
And if you want an idea, how long that is?
Anybody in this company.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
To show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Show? All right, we'll go back to sea bats. We're
trusting you here. You go back to these clips and
I have and I usually do, but is that right?
There's no chance any of these could possibly have anything
Curtsey in them, guarantee I'm making that's that's pretty good there.
Anyone want to take bets? All right, settle down board,
we're getting to the to the media. Yeah, trying to

(01:10:33):
get to the second. Let's jump into the week in audio.
Your song courtesy of McDonald's. This is from one of
their ads in the Netherlands, the most Terrible time of
the year. Now, it's kind of a jokey things.

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
It shows the video shows a bunch of people, you know,
snow falling on them dropping Christmas presents.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
It's silly. It's like, hey, come to McDonald's if everything's hectic.
The problem is it's getting crapped on quite a bit
because not the song, but the video is all AI.
It's and it's obvious, okay, And that's that's the big
thing these days. I see this a lot where people
if anything's like what this happened with Coca Cola a
few weeks ago, if you have an AI created video ad,
people are gonna come for your throat. Essentially, I mean,

(01:11:20):
is that whole internet actually enraged about it or is
it like just people writing stories about it because it
well that people read. There's a lot of anti AI
sentiment out there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
I saw somebody who created a flyer for an event
I'm gonna go to in January and it was clearly AI.
And that was the first fifteen comments where I'll come
on man AI and Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I think everybody that I know other than Menace, UH
feels that Menace is very much on board the whole
AI thing. AI is here to stay. Don't get it,
don't get it wrong, But I think people they're they're
not on board with the AI video audio, especially when
you try to pass it off as recorrect. It's like
still pretty crappy, not like one hundred percent here. If

(01:12:01):
it's one hundred percent people, I'm telling you man, like
I've gone through this with the Uber, I've gone through
this with every other Well say, I told you revolutionize
Where we are right now? Where we are right now.
It's another one of the reasons that our company came
out the guaranteed human thing, like we're not going to
fake you out with a DJ that you think is
the real person and it's just it's an AI generated voice.

(01:12:21):
Here's you know, an artist, the country artists that the
AI artists that charted. We're not. Yeah, we're We've made
the decision as a company not to play Guaranteed Human
and it's it's it's gone over very I mean the
reaction to that and people look good, yeah, Menace, because
I know definitely that's gonna be the reaction. Duh, right,
of course.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
The thing is, I think what Menace is saying is
eventually this will become like just another way we use
a computer. Like everything we do is digitally edited. We're
not pulling together audio and videotape anymore. We're using computers.
But Menace, how do you feel about like do you
do you? Are you in support of a movie where
there's no actual actors, actresses use those people aren't real.
You're just watching something that was computer generated. It was

(01:13:03):
written by a I know, no people were involved. It
was just something that was I think at the end
of the day, that's what people are against. Well see, yeah,
and I I agree with that. How do I personally
feel about it? Which what I'm trying to say is
it doesn't matter. And eventually, when when good content is
good content, that's where we're going to be at and

(01:13:24):
people are not going to care, and it has a
point there to me. I think it really comes down
to what I which is great for me for what
I do. People, Really, I just don't when it's AI,
I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Oh yeah, this is sake.

Speaker 11 (01:13:35):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Why am I watching this? This is just I could
have done this. It's like when you see these influencer
quote videos where you know clearly this is a staged
fight to somebody, like somebody has walked up to them
and said something crazy. I would watch AI than that. Yeah,
I think it's the same reaction that the same he
knows it's and I just don't care, which is which
is great people like me because I've what do I

(01:13:57):
do all the time?

Speaker 9 (01:13:58):
I r l to use the term stuff Like all
my stuff is real people, real reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
So great content is good content. Well, it's because also
people care about it, because it's real people. It's ruey
this week and audio. I know I know what Sammy
cares about. Yes, and I know you've probably already seen
this a thousand times. But the new twenty twenty six,
not twenty twenty five Hallmark movie, but the new twenty
twenty six, She's like, oh, yeah, this is this is
Lacy Shavert right, she's making the announcement about next year's

(01:14:24):
Hallmark movie.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
I'm incredibly excited.

Speaker 13 (01:14:26):
I'm so honored to share that I will be starring
in the all new twenty twenty six Hallmark Christmas movie.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Holiday Ever After, a Disney World wish untrue and right
here on location at Walt Disney World Resort. Y. Yeah,
they've already shown pictures of them filming right now because
Disney is all decorated for Christmas right now?

Speaker 12 (01:14:48):
Is this film as we speak?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Sammy, you want to be in a Hallmark movie, You
got to get to land.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
I need to get there before the Christmas decorations go down.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Is there where they go?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Biggest movie. I can't make that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
It makes sense they we shoot it now because all
the stops up and yeah recreative, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
But no, seriously, Sammy, I was just kidding. I don't know.
Do we know anybody at Homewark. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
This does on me menaces, It's not on your bucket
list because it's for Sammy, but the I.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Don't know we can reach out to somebody. I mean
they shoot Hallmark stuff around here. Once in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
We need the Disney world wide.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
Okay, speaking of new holiday stuff, there's a new documentary
and this is from Inside Edition. They're doing a piece
of focusing on these people. It's a real real life stuff.
See how much you're interested in just the tease for
this new documentary.

Speaker 13 (01:15:40):
They are everywhere the folks who sell Christmas trees twenty
four to seven on New York City three corners.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Have you ever wondered where they sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Usually a trailer on the lot, right, don't you used
to sit there and wonder? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Sleepover?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
No, you see the trailer at when you go to
the tree log.

Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
Yeah, it's like the yea or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
All right, you guys with all your practical easy answer,
how do they do it? Let's find out more from
Inside Edition?

Speaker 13 (01:16:10):
So where do they live for the month they're working
in New York? A curb side trailer the Amazon Prime
video takes a look at the five families who dominate
the tree selling business in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Friends closed the enemies closely. There's a documentary for everything.
If you have eyes, there's the trailer.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Yeah, that's what they we got it billion.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
That's really neat.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
I have wondered though, Like if you're on a road
trip and you stop at a gas station in the
middle of nowhere, I always wonder.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Where do you Where does the cashier live?

Speaker 16 (01:16:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Is there a grocery store? Their store? Maybe they live
in the back, like they have like a you know,
set up back there. Remember Thornton's character in sling Blade.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
He had room a little window.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
Well, you fly over America and you'll see like these
little tiny areas they'll have maybe like twenty houses, dollar general,
nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
With bizarre phenomenon. Well, because I have been that drunk.
Oh yeah, I've bar dumpsters, dumpster hell yeah, bro. And
there's times I wake up and I don't remember getting
back to my room. I don't remember how I got draped. Yeah.
And now back to the Woody Show and back to
the week in audio. Got what's that sound? Original Woody

(01:17:26):
Show game? If you hear us any of the radio show,
they're copying us. Know what's money? Copyright trademark? Yes, I'll
give you a clue. This one does involve Christmas. Christmas.
What's the sound here?

Speaker 11 (01:17:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Let me let me get rid of this music here
so we can get a good. Listen to it, all right?
What's this sound? All right? I think it involves a

(01:17:56):
live Nativity.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
That's exactly what I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Interesting, that's exactly what I was going to say. They're
hoisting a tree onto the roof of a car and
he gets pinned.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
It's like it's like a Lamarrell packer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
And it's a goat sounding like a person. It's a
person sounding like a goat. Yeah, sometimee of live Nativity scene,
you guys are sort of correct it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
It's a it's a Christmas store that a deer has
gotten into, and the deer is like, of course, causing, hey,
I have that chaos. And so it's like it gets
its head crammed in between like a one legs chair.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
So they're like one cop has the rear legs, the
other cops the head carries down. It's like, shut up
for helping. It's a baby.

Speaker 16 (01:18:53):
Deer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
There's so that's what deers sound like, you know, a stress? Yeah.
This week and audio another game, This is a what's
that sound? But here's the clue. This is a new
TikTok challenge. So new TikTok challenge, what's the sound?

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I hate it. You slam your penis and a closet door.
Guess what, Yeah, the TikTok penis door challenge. Yeah, that's right.
It gets called get in a closet.

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
I think it's shooting paintballs at someone at close range.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Oh, we used to. We did that on a rugby
team one time. That was very painful. That's clear like
a banging of trying to get in through.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
A door, slamming your head in a door.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Dropping something down the stairs. I think medice is gonna
be a winner here.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
I'll have a Fox thirteen Seattle explain that this is
the new TikTok challenge kicking in people's doors.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
O my.

Speaker 22 (01:19:52):
The lomeowner armed himself before looking at his ring camera
video and realizing their actions were part of a viral
TikTok challenge. A team put on a ski mask, went
up and kicked the front door and fired an airsoft
gun into the air before running off with his friends.

Speaker 13 (01:20:07):
Juveniles and youth have been shot or hurt because the
homeowners have thought that their home.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Was being intruded. Yeah, I wonder why they think that
It is mentioned this doll prankster's challengers et cetera. If
if if the prank is the actual crime, and people
react in a way that they react if there was
an actually actual crime because they don't know, there's no prank,
nothing not. What shouldn't be any consequences is somebody who like,

(01:20:34):
how are you supposed to know? It's just a prank.
You don't just prank. It was masked kids, one of
which has a replica gun to kick in my door?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
A crime?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yep, this weekend audio.

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
Okay, more guessing the sound This was gonna be tough.
I'm gonna tell you off the bay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
This is tough.

Speaker 9 (01:20:49):
Also, the clue though it is a front door, it's
a doorbell camera sound here the dog isn't the clue here?
The dogs just inside?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Oh all right, hold on it because I got I
got focused on the on the dugan who knows uh
spraying some sort of aerosol underneath the doorway, right, go
right to you win because you're the only guess. Yeah,
it's like it's too It was like I can't go
off of that. This is from fourteen News. This is

(01:21:22):
a a family who their DoorDash showed up. The lady giant, great,
big fat person placed it down at the door. Yeah
we heard okay now and now I know we are Yeah,
and then decided to just mace their order of door day.
That was totally ray. Yeah, this is one that Genie
just covered in the in the news, in the news headlines.

Speaker 23 (01:21:39):
My wife had started eating and she's started choking and gasping,
and after she had had a couple of bites of food,
she actually threw up pepper spray. It's more than likely
what it is. But now now, in this day age,
it could have been anything. Could have been rat boys
and could have been fentanel you know, I mean, myfe
could have been dead. Definitely want to see her prosecuted.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I mean there's the endless list of things that
could have an anthrax. I have no idea why she
would do this unless this is a notoriously bad tipping
well purple hair, Yeah, usual suspect of the like. As
Greg said, probably had a nose ring.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
More than likely for problems this week in audio, Okay,
this is a similar but not an identical game. This
is the Sea Bass original game.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Who diss this is trademark copy right now? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Yeah, this is new music and I'll give you the
clue This is not from an established musical artist, but
from an established person in the broadcasting field who diss.

Speaker 23 (01:22:30):
Okay, I'm all the way in huge spoke in Awesome Rain,
changing the rule team raditude true.

Speaker 11 (01:22:38):
I mean, what do you having?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I think I can hear it. Yeah, the three.

Speaker 21 (01:22:43):
Jobs means tank blue jeans never changed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Yeah, you don't do music.

Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
I think it's one of the Kelsey brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
That's okay, she's not. That's that's a good guy. Yeah
you're not. You're in the realm. Yeah, I think it's
Pat McAfee. That is fixed who said that he's been
writing down song lyrics like going up and smoking weed
and all the other superginal things you heard there. Sounds
kind of good. Correct, it sounds good, you say, I think,

(01:23:18):
all right, it's called dookie, it's Hatersky's and then it's
a great time of It kind of tells you what
it is, and I think his fans would enjoy it. Yes,
I'm a fan. You know, I'm a Pat McAfee fan.

Speaker 16 (01:23:29):
There we go.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
Just I was not a Pat McAfee hater. I am
now because it's it's like Gina said, it's soulless. It's
basically a truck. Commercial lyrics are uninspired and uninteresting. And
the fact that he went to the fact that he
went to jelly roll to get this thing produced.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Look, here's here's the thing. He's not. He's not trying
to switch careers or anything. I just did it for fun.
That so that part's fine. Is the song any good? No,
it's terrible. But I like Pat McAfee. I think it's right. Yeah,
he's fun. I like his story come up stories great. Yeah,
he's a fun dude. Uh this weekend audio. This is
a been going around quite a bit for a while.
This is Carissa Codell from Fox forty nine. She is

(01:24:05):
a large anchor person. She's on TV and she's very
pretty in the face though, which is probably how she
got her job on Fox forty nine. And she's been
doing this series on Instagram much like a mean tweets
where she gets reads Instagram collus, I've seen this yees again.
Remember she's very pretty in the face, but very large
in the body's thick and then some here's her reading
some of her mean comments.

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
All right, who put a Barbie head on top of
the refrigerator? Damn, I want you to put a hurting
on me like you do those midnight snacks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Yeah, she's awesome, So that's funny. You're going to hear more.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yeah she has well, I have fake news when you
can have cake news.

Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
Yeah, you look like you could survive a harsh winter.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
This is who sir mix a lot was rapping about.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Some of them are top right, that's that's pretty funny.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
I mean lot of people say, oh, Carissa, good job,
you know, owning the haters. I think she's just proving
how funny these people are and how accurate their jokes are.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Like, here's the thing she knows, right, and she's leaning
into it and leans on it. I'm saying, but instead
of getting on the air or getting on social media
and doing the whole like I'm on social media thing,
she's she's having fun with.

Speaker 18 (01:25:26):
You, right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
It's like telling somebody who smokes that's bad for your Yeah.
It's like when people text what do you guys? Yeah? Yeah, okay, great,
yeah okay.

Speaker 15 (01:25:36):
She is cute though, and I do like that some
of them are compliments, Like if someone was like, like
I'll take my cake news.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
And be like, yeah you will verbe we put the
Barbie head on top of three. That's pretty funny, okay.
This weekend audio speaking of people in the TV Jenna Bush.
She does that last hour on Today's show, which for folks, yeah,
for folks who don't know, is recipes, lifestyle, skincare, fluff, fluff,

(01:26:03):
actor interviews, word housewife stuff, old people stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
Called Jenna and friends Now listen. How like emotional and important.
She makes the hiring of her new co host sound
in this build up.

Speaker 24 (01:26:12):
Here today, I am so thrilled to announce I have
found my forever friend and we are going to start
a brand new journey in January. I couldn't be more
excited to share this person with you all. You all
know where she's an extraordinary broadcast.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
It's not Gail King, but more importantly.

Speaker 24 (01:26:33):
She exemplifies exactly what this show is all about fluff. Finally,
the moment we've all been waiting, please welcome my.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
New co host. It better be Jesus Christ, the return
of Jesus for that setup, exemplifying something amazing, which again,
this is fluff news. This is nothing, Mario Lopez, Is
it maybe somebody like from the Today Show of Pad

(01:27:01):
like a like a like like a Meredith Vieira is
it carsondely there he gets already on there. Yeah, but
like added rolls like I want to show up late
in just for an hour and do nothing. Yeah with
Nicole Richie. All right, guys, well here's the big reveal.

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
Who the hell is Chanel John don't know, just random
news lady, the Chanelle Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
It's not the chick that has a Barbie head on
top of refrigera.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Is a correspondent news.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Yeah, sure, there you go. All right, I'm okay, terrific.
It sounds sounds good. They hold the audience at gunpoint.
You will cheer loudly. We announced that more what he
showed next?

Speaker 25 (01:27:53):
Hang right back when the news sources say there's a
possibility of Woodys hemorrhoids being back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Development and give you the latest updates one of the
now more of.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
The Woody show. Well, I don't I don't want you
guys to miss out as an opportunity to hear you
guys for free donuts and coffee. Yeah, now you're and
it's it's while supplies last night. You can get the
free donuts and coffee with Menace at the new Salvation

(01:28:35):
Army Thrift store in Glendale tomorrow from noon until two.
What I yeah, right, so menace at the new Salvation
Army thrift store in Glendale. It's on Central Avenue noon
to two tomorrow. You heard right. Donuts and coffee, not
donuts or coffee. No, no, no, no, donuts and coffee.

(01:29:01):
That's right. Hell yeah. He'll have some other prizes as
well that he's given away, some other you know, like
the Anthony else. We give away tickets to stuff like
theme parks in concerts. But I mean, let's not said.
I don't want I don't want to. I don't want
to gloss over mess. Somebody's a glazing glaze. Glazing is

(01:29:25):
just praising that because my son and my daughter used
it all the time, like, oh you know, Gregg's just
glazing glazing depeche Mode. I like that, Yeah, glazing.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
I'll be honest. The donuts and coffee was not my idea,
So I don't want to take credit for that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
You should because that's the theme parks and the concert
tickets and the other stuff. That's fine, that's my idea.
That's I'm taking credit for that. Dude. You've done that
a million times. I don't remember the last time there's
been a mess promising donuts and coffee.

Speaker 8 (01:29:56):
I want to emphasize the and I don't want to
take credit for it, but I'll love to see you
tomorrow in Glendale from noon to two pm.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Get the address, all the information it's on the events
tab by going to the woodieshowed dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
What a plumpkin? Pupkin? Wayh a millennial? In instagrams, I
couldn't a lizard? You get a girlfriend? Why he had
a reptile?

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
This function?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
That's a show and let's put the raps on the week.
In audio, how about a clip for Sea Bass? Oh?
How about a clip for Sea Okay? This one has
been said to me.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
It's a news report from Fox eleven Los Angeles where
a guy has taken a problem into his own hands,
much like you know card narts, Right, they're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Anything else that you do angle grinder.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
Yeah, I'm really out camping the signs and I'm making
the world a better place bike blocks because of this
guy has been said to me for the same reason.
This is a crosswalk activist, which I know sounds lame
and stupid, and trust me it is. He doesn't like
that certain like the generic residential crosswalks aren't marked. So
he and his little bite banda dorks went out there
with their paint and marked up the street and got

(01:31:09):
arrested for it.

Speaker 16 (01:31:10):
Jonathan Hale, of the act of this group, People's Vision Zero,
was handcuffed, searched, and detained.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
So I'm gonna acts on nicely, yucker Recordio won't bear,
will take everybody in Gero.

Speaker 16 (01:31:24):
Since May, Hale's group has painted crosswalks across Los Angeles,
saying the city ignored repeated safety requests.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
In twenty fifteen, the city Committee Division zero, which is
this idea that we're gonna have zero traffic fatalities by
the year twenty twenty five, and we failed abysmally. So
now we've established the People's Vision zero too, all.

Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
Right, So anything that starts with the peoples I hate
already but getting But I don't really love this guy
because yes, he has a noble vision don't die by
car car accidents, since it does. But the majority of
pedestrian deaths are their own fault. It's not because they
don't know where to cross the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Not people in cross people not in crosswalks. Goal of zero,
paying attention and by.

Speaker 9 (01:32:05):
The way, the way to do that is roblots self
driving cars. People driving cars kill more people, and they
and robot driven cars will save more lives. To Waymo
cars are just crashed into each other in San Francisco,
and the third way Mo car got trapped behind it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
This is around and this is exactly the problem right there,
because he will he will mention that that that accident,
which had no deaths. He won't mention the thirty thousand
people that died this year on yeah, because the point
is it's not there's no accidents. That's not what I get.
His goal is zero, right, no fatality. The Waimo and
self driving cars are already touched bumpers and stopped. Yeah,

(01:32:41):
lesbians just bumping, they're scissoring. They're already ninety percent safe
for them. Anyways, let's get one more clip this week
in audio speaking of way, I'm about to shoot myself
in the crotch here because this lady also in La
she got away moo and in the back there was
a guy.

Speaker 19 (01:32:56):
Not in the back seat, yeah, like the back hatch
trunk area, just chilling hang it out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
So she asks him, Hey, what are you doing there?
Why are you in the trunk. That's why figure out, like, yeah,
this let me out. Why are you in it? They
just put me in here? Who will put you in
you know what? The people that's not That's what Greg's
been saying. When you say they, who are they? Yeah,

(01:33:23):
either on drugs or people just pranking.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
He's for sure trying to rob someone.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Okay, this is if you go.

Speaker 9 (01:33:28):
Check out the video Lucky thrmanon TikTok. I believe drugs
is your correct answer, because the police did show up.
But he had to say, like, well, that's good. He
said that because the thing with way Mo's and this
happened I've taken quite a few is when you pop
the trunk to open up get your luggage out, you
just walk away and there's a you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Know, unsavory, a little scamp in the area. He might
jump in there into the trunk. Well there's the weekend
audio is Yeah, we're gonna take a quick a quick
break and then uh and then and then we'll come back.
They uh the girl My favorite clip is this. Check
this all right?

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Who put a Barbie head on top of the refrigerator?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
What's her name again? Harissa Code that she might be
getting to follow today. That's that's pretty funny, all right.
More what he shows next.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
It is a throw back Thursday, as you know, and
this is the hour and the time in that hour
that we welcome in. He is the senior vice president
of the Club Turn Up. He's the I'm already out
of I'm already out of sync. He's the pride of Pacoima.
He's a senior vice president and managing partner of Club
Turn Up, El presidente himself DJ Tim Martina. Here we

(01:34:45):
are miss. Last week we were recapping, you know, Thanksgiving
and everything. One thing I totally forgot to, uh to
bring up something that happened while we were gone on
that Thanksgiving week because I started getting these pictures. He's like,
you'll never guess who I'm hanging out with, right, Oh yes,
it was like all these people from the radio station.
But then it was like dumb ass Tyler. It was

(01:35:07):
Bort Vaughan. Yeah, Morgan was there. Wow. I didn't realize
you were with them? Yeah, me neither. Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
I was like, all of a sudden, I get invited
to this this this we call it, we'll call it
an underground lunch. Okay, where was it right here in Burbank?
Oh yeah, we went to uh we went to Shakey's
for a bunch of lunch, right, oh yeah. And so
one of the I T guys like, yo, man, you
should come through. I'm like, all right, coming through. I

(01:35:40):
show up and one quarter of the Woody Show just
starts piling in. I was like, okay, So I forget.
Is that the day that they had like some kind
of like uh company thing, Like did everybody pour in
there after?

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
That was the day after. That was the day after
I'm talking like, cause that was the thing. I was thinking, like,
how did all these people end up in the same place,
especially at that time of the day. Yeah, because I
thought maybe they were all there for this you know company.
I forget what it was that day, but like some
kind of holiday thing something. Yeah, and then maybe they
just all kind of like got out of there and like, oh,
let's go grab a drink or grab something. You know.
Is this is this was definitely coordinated. And I was like,

(01:36:16):
so we show up to Shaky's, which I love shake
shout out a bunch of lunch Mojo's I love it. Yeah, great,
used to work there and then no, wait, not the
one in Burbank, but yeah, yeah, we'll definitely talk. We
got an offline on that one. And then I was
like I bought pictures of beer right as as any
sure normal person would lunch time. And then at one

(01:36:39):
point I was just like, all right, if you're going
to start me at noon, let's just keep this going, right.
So who do I turn to? Of course the Woody Show,
and I'm like, a uh oh, I was dumb ass Tyler.
I was like, Yo, what are you doing after this?
It's like nothing, Look at Morgan, Morgan, what are you
doing after this? Wherever you guys are going, Menji, what

(01:37:01):
are you doing? I'm following you guy? It was and
Van was like, wait what about me? I'm like, well,
let's go. So is this your first time really hanging
out with Menji? This was I will say, oh yes yeah,
because he was at the Woodshell prom he got yeah,
he got wrecked there. But I mean like as far
as like, were you going to spend you know, some
someone on one? So what are your thoughts? Because he's
a pretty quiet guy. He comes out of but he

(01:37:22):
comes out of his shop. I was gonna say the
first hour, I was like, eh, he's fine. Yeah, he's
he's like a guy I have, I have nothing. I
have nothing again, I have nothing bad to say about him. Yeah,
then I mean nobody does the alcohol set in. I
will party with that guy. Dude five out of seven
days a week.

Speaker 12 (01:37:42):
He was at Marongo level this night.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
No, that was definitely wasn't a level, but dude, he was.
He was funny, he was laughing. At one point he
looked at me and goes like, hey, tim Mark, I
don't know how I'm gonna get home, but I'm gonna
figure it out. And I was like, where do you live?
And so he tells me he's in the valley too,
and I was, bro, if you need a ride, I'll
figure out how to drive too, and we can figure
out how to get to the alley, right, And then

(01:38:07):
that conversation never happened again. So he's here. So I'm
assuming you got I did see. There was like one
picture I saw where it's like you had your shirt
pulled up.

Speaker 12 (01:38:18):
Just yeah, how did we get to that point like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Just below your boobs? And then uh, and then it
was dumb ass Tyler had his shirt pulled up and
they're touching bellies. We were comparing abs. Guys, it's a
cake versus a six pack and get that. So where
was okay? So then yeah, we took we shook it. Yeah,
we took it from Shakey's toe like Magnolia Corner, Magnolia Corner. Yeah, cool,

(01:38:49):
cool bar right here in Burbank. It was only like
eight minute drive from Shaky's.

Speaker 12 (01:38:53):
Everyone there was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
That were oh for sure. And then so we got
there about one thirty. We left at six thirty. Oh
we were imagine being hungover at eight pm.

Speaker 12 (01:39:06):
And so I convinced Tyler and Menji and Van to
go work out with me when we left the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Yeah yeah, damn, wow, wow, good hey Born, How long
did you hang out? Are you there for a while?
I mean because I saw I saw you in the picture.

Speaker 14 (01:39:20):
I only hung out for Shaky's, not for the workout, no, no,
but I did call Tyler to check in on him
because it was pretty late at this point. I'm like,
I know they about the bar. I've talked to t Mars,
see what's going on. I call, I hit up Tyler
and he's like feast tolling me, fosting me, and I'm like, dude,
I'm driving. I can't face type. Immediately, I hit my
face type. There's Tyler with Morgan punching at the camera

(01:39:43):
ready to go sparring. Vaughn and Menji are hammered in
the background. He's like, we're gonna go workout trained with Morgan.
This is such a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Bar anybody.

Speaker 12 (01:39:55):
Okay, I'm the only one that bar you. But they
only worked out twenty minutes. I did the hour. Yeah,
and I didn't eat at Shaky, so that's awesome. Excuse you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
So the cruise that we went on, like on day one,
some idiot went to the gym, Like on day one
of a cruise, they go to that, which I don't
understand why people go on a cruise and then go
to the gym. Anyway, it was like big an ounce,
but over the whole ship Alpha alpha alpha emergency, blah
blah blahh they died on board. That's what you get
for going to the gym on a vacation. How would

(01:40:32):
you do that on vacation? And so dumb. It's it's
so dumb. It sounds like a lot of fun. Uh, well,
we'll have to recreate that at some point, but yeah,
it'll get together. But yeah, if I was like, you know, uh,
you know, like a family trip somewhere, that would have
been different. I mean, like you know, where you go
visit family and you're stuck in someone's house. Yeah, that

(01:40:53):
would have been different. But being on a cruise, I'm like,
all right, everybody's having a good time. This is good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Yeah, everyone's feeling good.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Yeah, all right, Well, time to go up in the club.
Back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was an actual
club DJ, and now he's just in charge of picking
the up in the clerb song here in our Throwback Thursday,
A little trip down memory Lane? And what song are
we going with this week? Tim nineteen ninety two. Uh,
my graduating high school year. So I just gave my age.
All good, I'm here for it. Rump Shaker hit him

(01:41:28):
at the horn, shorty. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
all right, rump Shaker Rex Effect up in the clurb.
It's the wood Show. I want to do Wrex and effect.
Rump Shaker up in the clerk. Throwback Thursday, Woody Show,
DJ Tim Martinez, US and cats slipping together who's into here?

(01:41:48):
Said they had never seen Ghostbusters. I only came out
sounds like, oh, Yeah, that was Morgan. Yeah, Morgan said
she's never seen Ghostbusters. I don't care how young you are. Yeah,
that's just one of those movies I would have seen. Yes,
my wife feels like me all the time. She goes, dude,
get it together, you are the old guy now, okay, okay,
but like I gotta film shocked. What she's trying to say, like,

(01:42:11):
like you like, the difference between myself and Morgan is
the difference between my mother and I. That's crazy, which
is weird when when I think about it that way,
I get it, you know. And so like when your
mom would use like a movie reference from her childhood,
like did you understand? I go no, no, She goes, yeah,
you're old. Just get get on board with being old.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
But she has to see e t ands and back
to the future.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I agree. I don't care about age. I just figured
that Ghostbusters, like this seems to be one of those
movies everybody will Wizard of Oz. Yes, already seen the
Wizard of I have not, like that came out way
before my time. Oh, you are the straightest man in
this room. Or Willie Wonka's really choctor.

Speaker 8 (01:42:51):
They're doing adult tim and chill. Yeah, or they're doing
cosm and it's pretty dope. Really yeah, so you should
see it there. Sorry, while we're taking up too much
of your time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
DJ Tim Martinez love you guys, Love your body. Bye,
Babuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. And that's it for Thursday. Everybody,
wrap it up, getting the hell out of here. Let
me tell you we can find on the Thursday podcast.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com or get it
wherever you find podcasts. Greg and his Wicked Too reviews.

(01:43:25):
Yeah you're welcome, o Greg. When we put this on
the schedule, Greg had this on his calendar the way
that most people have their colon Oscar. Absolutely again, anyway,
you did a great job with the review. Thank you.
Also Sea Bats with the Sebastiamana Scalcow review this weekend
audio that more Thursday podcast. Find up by going to

(01:43:46):
the woodieshow dot com or just wherever you get your
podcast once again including Spotify. Find us there tomorrow, you guys,
is Friday. Hello Friday on The Woody Show Bus the Duyq.
We got your Friday fail stories. Also Menaces Late Night
Monologue twenty twenty five year in review. Yeah so let's

(01:44:11):
look back at the year that was in menace late
night monologue style. That and more, anything we could do
to get through the morning end of the weekend as
quickly as possible. It is happening tomorrow, Friday here on
the Woody Show. All right, great Gory, yes, parting words
of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
When Santa Claus winks at you, it's because he knows
exactly what you googled this year.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
He's like, Oh, I got you. What were you googling?

Speaker 14 (01:44:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Oh and I both know that's right, bad egg, all
them OnlyFans shicks. All right, thank you very much, great Gory,
you got it what we Thank you so much for
giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys could suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD Doublem,
your mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:44:58):
All you hold is bitches.