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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. What's good everybody? Today is Monday.
It is December the twenty second, twenty twenty five. We
are the Woody Show. I am Woody at your service,
along with Greg Gory Hi. We got Menace in agra Sea, Bass,

(01:01):
Sammy Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass, Tyler, Yeah, along with Bord and Menji.
So we are not here live today. We are on
our holiday break, but we'll be back to start a
brand new year of the Woodi Show on Monday, January
the fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But some good.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Stuff lined up for you. And you know what we say.
If you haven't heard it, it's new to you. That said,
we would still like to hear your thoughts on anything
you hear on the show today. If there's an opinion
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Speaker 1 (01:51):
Coming up on the show for you today, a couple
of Woody Show heavy hitters cartnarcs. Alright, that's coming up
for you later on here in this hour. Also we
got to make a trip to the crossroads Damn wood
Show family feud.

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Yeah, I mean, how hot is that?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
So hot dude? That's a hot line on her stuff
is Oh yeah, And speaking of hot, somebody just hit
my raider. I had never even heard of this person before,
and I'm like, where has this person been? So Kate
Beckhamsale for the longest time, was you know my that
would have been my number Lady Hall past person for
you know, so so such a such an immature, stupid thing,

(02:30):
but still, you know, And now I'm not saying she's
number one, but she is definitely on the list. I
got to look more into her because I'd never heard
of her before. But she is dating the quarterback for
the Los Angeles Chargers, Madison Beer. Yeah, she's in the
office all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
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Speaker 2 (02:51):
I told you, like a week ago that she has
giant cans. I mean, I'm not a cans guy. That's
why she's always she's kind of for like ten years,
and she's she's dating Justin Herbert. She said, is this
a new Megan Megan Fox?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, dude, she's fantastic. I don't know anything about
her as a person. This is just like, Wow, she's stunning.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
He's very singer. Yeah, she's very pretty. And uh she's
a singer. Yeah, she does performances.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I didn't know what she did other than hot.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's like hey, yeah, like hey, so if I see
her in the hallway and be sure to be like.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Like, it's either it's either woody or a six foot
five millionaire.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Workout Justin Herbert. Well, hey, now you say that, But
you know who else I met at work, and that
would be my wife because my wife and I we
were friends first. We were both in long term relationships
when we met, so I was married to my first wife.
My wife, now Jen she she was in a long

(03:56):
term relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay, right,
so just like Herbert. Yeah, so anyway, that's where we met,
especially so not to say that we couldn't meet cure
things don't work out with Justin Herbert, and then things
don't work out with my wife, you know, and it
probably will and it would be a met cue. Now
what would I say to her?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I have no idea, say I love that latest single?

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Will begin another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Thank you for being here. I give us
all your time this morning.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm mody.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's Greg Gory, we got Menace. Hey, what's up, Hie?
There's Gina Grant, we got Sammy Morgan is here and
c Mass is here. Hi y aka Agent Sebastian of
the car card Ards. What You're gonna do, What You're
gonna do when they not on you?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Cardinarks, Cardnarks.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
knock on you Narks is filmed alongside the men and
women of Cardnarks.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
List of Discretion is advice.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now while we were on break, I did see there
was a local Instagram account for the area where I live,
and they said, look who came to our area, and
they featured one of your videos. Now it was a
video from years and years and years ago. It was
the woman that took the soda or whatever and threw
it up. Oh, yes, she had a disability or that.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or no, she said she had the disability. It was
lazy bonzitis. But yeah, she also wrote that long letter
to doctor Phil.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
But that's all.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's right, that's right. That's the great thing about cart
narks is it really is very time independent. It could
be happening anytime, and so when people see it, it's
new to them. So that's why I say I always
follow those cart narks, you know, Instagram, YouTube channels, et cetera,
because there's always new stuff you haven't seen before.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
A lot of people on the comments attacking Sea Bass
and people who believe that you should be putting your
carts back, oh you know, talking about like basically that
you're just terrorizing people.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
They blame the victim, and unfortunately that's what today's cart
narks is about as well, is they it's the loudest
and screamiest person is always right that sort of attitude.
It's it's how are you making No, I'm not making
anybody do anything. They're violent bullies. They don't have to
react the way they do. And unfortunately that starts our
first cart narks encounter, first new cart knarks encounter here

(07:33):
where a lady has taken her cart and just instead
of taking it back to the cart return, which is
where I'm standing looking at her.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
And that's, by the way, all that the card narks
ever ask anybody to do. Yeah, they're not yelling, they're
not screaming, they're not threatening in any way. They're just
simply asking, hey, that's not where the cart goes you
would would you mind putting it back where it goes?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Right? And so she takes it. Instead of walking, you know,
the thirty feet back to where I am, she walks
the five feet in front of her car to split
the spot with the other car, which of course makes
it hard for the next person to park and are
getting their vehicle. So I didn't even turn on the
mouth siren in this case that we need whops scoop
boo boom. I just said, oh, hey, you know you
want to bring it over here instead, and let's let's
see if she complies. Hey, listen, do you know people

(08:13):
do it anyway?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
So is that a good excuse everybody? Yet for a
minute everybody else jumps.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Off a bridge?

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Do you know what, captain narcotics?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
My faith?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Please?

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Are you being so nasty? Because don't ask you to
be over here talking reckless to me. I'm not being reckless,
I'm being sweet face.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Well that's not very nice. I'm gonna give you a
magget just for your very attitude.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
So she narcotics and because she sees she sees cart
narks on my chest and she's not really putting things
together in her brain because she's dumb. But she says
cart right, cart narks a lot of called nark marks.
I haven't calling things. So as she takes her cart
and instead of she could have, she said, oh, I'm
sorry and handed it to me. Would you mind taking
this back? I would have done that, but no, f

(08:53):
you other people do it all. You know, the excuses
are already tumbling out of your little brain. And she
takes it and kind of just leaves it at the
end of the spot. And so I take my magnet,
which says, I don't sure much shopping cart like a jerk,
and apply it to her car to warn not only
others about her bad behavior, but to hopefully give her
a chance to reconsider it.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
My car.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Why are you saying the effort so much? You don't
put people in the car, don't You don't test people's car,
Get away from me.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You don't leave your card out and then be main
about it and nasty about it.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Here and now I was the one that was a
traffic hazard?

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Was away?

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Read that one gets in my face. That's not what
it says.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
time he's been arguing. She was saying there. Not only
does she take the car and rolls it into the
driving lane. Yeah, she didn't apply this new magnet, that
new magnet alert folks, new magnet drums. She's so concerned
about cars. Yeah, exactly. It's shaped like a stopwatch. And
it says, I guess like I just told her. And
the time I've been arguing, I could have returned fifty cards.

(09:49):
But all she does is F F F F F dump,
you know, and she knows she's wrong. This is this
is a again for all your parents of young children.
This is a This is a toddler response. They know
they're wrong, but they're gonna you and scream and so
on and so forth. Now, just so happens directly next
to her in the car. That's, by the way, she's
already banged up with the cart. Thank god it was plastic. Uh.
Is a guy just enjoying the hell out of this,

(10:11):
smiling ear to ear, watching me, watching her, and she
notices this. You know, this is another guy across the
lot doing the same thing with his phone out, and
she must love that.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, not quite.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Oh, they're enjoying your ridiculousness. You're acting like a fan.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
They're probably laughing at you, looking like.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
A whom are you laughing at?

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
I'm just saying, bro, I've senior content. What are you
gonna tell the police? Maroam, you're being disseaspectful? Now were
already being He was disrespectful first.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
God damn was somebody's ass right now? Oh there, that's
the crime of being disrespectful and any crime of what
does she say, oh like talking foolishness or whatever? It
was reckless, reckless yeah, yeah, And by the way, she's
doing all the reckless things. She just, by the way,
committed a crime. I'm about to whip someone's ass right now.
That's the the direct rat of physical violence with the

(11:02):
meaning I'm meant to believe her. So now you heard
the word Kevin. There, she's been on the phone the
whole time. Oh, she's been on FaceTime the whole time.
Video apparently, I guess her father in law or stepfather.
I've been through this, right, and so she is now
yelling at me. She's she's pointing her phone at me

(11:23):
so I can see her stepfather, who's all of sixty five,
I'm sure, and continues her threats.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
It was somebody's ass right now? Who am I.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
My father to get here and whoop your ass?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Because she said you could beat you up?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Because you can't.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I'm not trying to neither, am I.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
I'm not trying to hurt anybody either. But you're the
one to go away? Bob?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Who's Bob?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is that like a j.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Nathan Jason Christop Park go away? It's Agent Sebastian Away.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm with a very powerful confidence see the possible and
sexy cardnarks.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
She sounds like the kind of person I seen this
online a number of times. In more recently seems to
be a thing where someone gets into an argument.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
They're not winning.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They're doing that whole I'm gonna yell louder than.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You, likeaking the same thing over and over.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But then all of a sudden, they'll like either intentionally
follow the ground or grab something on their body, go
ow ow you hit me? You just they just hit me,
or you just grabbed me, like they start, what are
you tying? The person has their phone out, they're recording
the whole thing. You know, what have this all on video?
What do you I didn't even come close to you.
I did not touch you.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
You are a keen observer of human nature, because that's
exactly what happens now. No, she doesn't say that I
hit her because I'm not. Because I keep distance, because
I don't keep People ask me all the time, how
do you not get beat up? Doing cardinarcs? Well, just
don't get within swinging distance. You're fine. Yeah. So she
because she's going through like what he's saying, she's going
through her different tactics. You know, she's you know, the excuses,
the anger. She's now threatening me. She's now getting other

(12:45):
people to threaten me. She now then as what he says,
starts recruiting help. By the way, the first bystanders laughing
at her face. Hey man, like there's like you staid. Yeah,
she's now the sees if she if she can play
the victim and recruit people to help her, let's do
right here.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
You've bothered me him, sir, what happened? Is your your daughter?
Your sir? Your daughter left her card out? No, no,
left her card out blocking traffic, And so I'm trying
to have a comp sir. Can I have a conversation?
Can I have a conversation?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Please?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
He will be up here.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Let me let me explain. Let me, let me explain.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Why is nobody listening yelling what you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Man, that's the whole problem.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
The guy on the phone, she doesn't know how FaceTime
works because she's got him. He's you can hear he's
his face is in my face. But she'd got the
camera pointed at her boob, so he doesn't even he
doesn't even know who he's talking to or jerk it
or that's the thing. Is all he's all he's doing
is he's believing her because she's yelling and scream of

(13:43):
And by the way, again, if she were in real danger,
she would be in her car and gone three minutes ago.
But it's it's she has all the time of the
world to scream at me and try to build her
case because he doon't let her leave because she knows
she's wrong. And ago. So the the the father in
law who's elderly and not going to do anything. He's no,
he sounds like he's gonna stand own business. Oh yeah,
I'll tell you more about that in Allia in a minute.

(14:05):
But again, yes, she's she's that's not working, so she
recruits other help outside of her.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Over here, I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Right there, that's saying that's exactly the one I'm thinking about.
Is this like older woman and she wasn't getting anywhere,
and so what she did is she basically just sat
on the ground. The guy's got his phone out. It's
very clear he's she's videoing. He's videoing, and she basically
sits on the ground and starts grabbing at her arm
and like just kind of like rolling around.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Going, oh, he just hit me.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
He just hit It's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Like video But that's the thing is that is that
they've been they've taught, they've been taught this as a technique,
and it sounds just like that. It sounds drifferl Oh,
you're man, what happens?

Speaker 6 (14:48):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Resources I'm being chased by her.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
I'm not harassing her.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Obviously she's chasing me.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
She died from my car.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh so at this point the me it was her
boyfriend or her husband in this Oh wait, he was
still getting directions on the way. Uh yeah, boyfriend husband, Yeah, exactly, difficult,
difficult be We've heard so security comms and they diffuse
the situation by these security happened to be fans of

(15:23):
cart narks.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
So that was that was that she.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
For Okay, So the follow up mass because I got
a d M saying that they had heard because I
guess they were on They said they're on their radio
and they heard there's some dudes looking for you, right,
like the security thing right because apparently, yeah, he did
show up a very eventually later, but again an old man,
who what what's he going to do? Stand on business?
But I left because I told the security guds like,

(15:51):
I'm not gonna make your job any harder. This lady's
psycho he's like, yeah, cool, I gave him, I gave
him a magnetic. I give him a sticker, and he
was off. Now you might say, okay, that's that's a
that's a that's the only way you can react to
the car narks. If you're acting put if you asked
to put your card back, the only thing you can do.
Would you had the one there the Clinton? Yeah, the
security clip. Oh sorry, yeah, here's the security guard. Show

(16:12):
it up.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Not harassing a minute, wait for my car. You guys
know what's going on, right, So I'm asking her not
to do that. No, ma'am, I asked politely, not all
the way over here. I was already over here. It's
time for your sticker over here shirts, thank you for
your peach, I'll take.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, Well he'll be anonymous then yea, god, yeah exactly,
because she gat she we went on the car three
times and that was it for her. I hope you die.
So yeah, yeah, you might think that's the only way
to react to the cart narks is violence, screaming, making
criminal threats and so on and so forth. Well it

(16:54):
turns out it's not. I saw another an older lady
who I wasn't gonna bus, But I just kind of mentioned, Hey,
you know you want to that's not where the car goes,
because she dumped it, not even in the spot, not
even on a curve, just loose, just lose to the
side like her skin. Yeah, now, dare you Let's see
if if perhaps age with age comes wisdom.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh, that's not.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Where the car goes. What is that card nors?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We try to have direct folks where the car.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Returns are if I can't see him? Let me yes, man, what.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Happens if I don't return, I get a spanking?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Well, first off, you'd be a little help. I'll say, oh, hey,
it's right over there for instance.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, I do have magnets.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's that's a smell.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Always make sure I put it where it belongs.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Now do you feel old lady?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Do you feel harassed?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, she's flirting. She wanted a spanking. You want to
hit that from all the card putting. People like you
see the humor in the situation. Don't immediately react with
violence and threats. She thought the magnet was cute, the straightest,
the darnest thing.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Show car narks. Everybody, one, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Why are you saying the effort so much. You don't
put people on the car, you don't know attache's car,
get away from me.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
You don't leave your card out, and then the main
about it and nasty about it.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Wait car, there you go and I was out the way.
That was a traffic hazard. That was away.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
Read that.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
It's in my face. That's what it says.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
time you've been arguing.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
This.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You have a little if you missed the car narks
by the way, he get caught up on the podcast,
but friendly cardnarks.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
That lady was.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Wow, she went through all the stages of being a loser.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I'm over here, you're not the victim, man.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
What happens.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm being praised by her and it works that. There
are times that works where dudes will show up. They'll
start they'll start throwing fists and nast questions.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Good, yeah, we have a little happening. Well, a little
follow up on the cart narks segment. This is something
you know, not cart narking per se, but it has
to do with the lesson returning, the lesson of the
card mark those carts where they belong right.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Amy Polar has a podcast, as does everybody has two podcasts.
Now that's the rule. And she had on Judge Judy
and they were talking about what you know, that's this
is what Judge Judy is all about. And supposedly doctor
phil was all about was responsibility and you know, consequences
for what you do and that and Amy Poehler and
Judge Judy brought this up. And what do you know
came to be about shopping carts?

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Where are all the consequences anymore? There's no cons quenses
for anything anymore.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
I'll tell you a cute story about consequences and shopping
at publics. And I noticed that I parked pretty far
away from the appointed carked patrol, and there are three
women standing in front of the store waiting to see
what I was going to do. So of course I
took the cart and I put it back where.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
I assumed you would have returned the cart no matter
what I probably would have.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
But it was the reaction of the women. They said,
all right, let's see if this gal follows what she preaches.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
A Judge Judy just like us, Yeah, shopping at the store,
and she's just billions.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Of dollars famous, like very very wealthy.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, and she's just tooting around publics out in Florida
to right there. And so that's what Amy Poehler took
as her message to you know, she has an end
of the podcast like words of wisdom or whatever the
thing was they used to say. So she she brings
that out as the cut shopping cart out again and
I think she's got the message mostly.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
For this polar plunge.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
As we wrap up, this plunge is to be branded.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
What consultant came up with that We've been in those meetings, Okay,
weekend we always need to come up with We do
it a lot with whatever the station is doing, like promotionally,
we always had to come up with some cute name,
yeah everything. For this polar Plunge.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
As we wrap up this episode, I just want to
remind everybody to return their grocery carts into at the
very least an empty space and it's not the designated area.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
No. Wow, that awful, like don't leave it. Lewis is
almost as much as Greg on the gums, Oh god,
what was it?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You were talking about your oral surgery and they lifted
the gums up and Greg's and gum.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Because I thought you had to pull the guns down
and sea basket goes, well, you do have a lower
set of teeth while been forgotten about yea, so Amy.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
When you just FYI am a polar. When you leave
a cart in the middle of a parking spot, someone
may want to park there and now they have to
move your cart. Also with losing blah blah blah blah blah. Interesting,
but she's got the right idea. She's you know, and
Judge Judy was trying to lead any polar to water. Okay,
consequences shopping carts. It's a little thing that has much
bigger deal. Yeah, but you know, you know it did.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Look it's it's it's a it's a war, right.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well yeah, and it's an education too.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
There are battles along the way. The war has not
yet been won, but you know, we're making some progress here.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
The fact that society even has to discuss just doing
something so normal and it's such an issue. It's because
I get messages all the time. Obviously people from Japan,
we've covered that, but like people from like Norway and
like as Iceland, Ice Eastland. They'll say it's it's so
strange that this is even an issue. Yeah, right, And
by the way, in the US North America, it used

(22:53):
to not be an issue. Again, you can go back
talk to your parents and grandparents. Cart returns didn't even
exist in the sixties, seventies, eighties. People just brought it
to the front of the store.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That's hell.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
So your point, Greg, that's the second part of that
right there, is that reaction didn't used to exist, ashamed,
but we see normalized crazy behavior. We see it on airplanes,
we see it in stadiums, we see it in parking lots.
That that's sort of that that's an insane reaction.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
It is nice. I watched a video where now I
guess we are beginning to once again stop people who
are just trying to casually walk out with stuff from store.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
They're starting to make it illegal, which is kind of nice.
I don't think I would do anything. I'm not getting involved.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
The one I was watching it was store security. Like
this woman she was trying to lose, so she ran
all the way back around and they right before she
got to the front doors of the store. She just
got like side tackled, like from her left blind spot.
Just taking out and of course, you know, she's.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
The best time. But it's like, wow, it's nice to
see that we're actually Mber again.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
In Massachusetts, a pair of women they were out doing
some shopping, shop lifting at the TJ Max, and they
walked out of the store with more than two thousand
dollars worth of clothes.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Now that's a lot of clothes and TJ yeah eight wardrobes.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So the police actually showed up to the store and
they tracked the women down. They were just, uh, you know,
a couple couple of minutes away. They busted them and
the Wendy's drive.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Through ohe makes you hungry.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Sitting and drive through. The officer who found them said,
no stranger to the Wendy's drive through. The women they
were caught, they traded their combo meals.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
In their pair of pancoa sir, yeah, wow, that's not
a bad getaway players, like, who's gonna look at the
drive through? I know? And then no one's getting they said.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Not only did they get all the clothes from the
TJ Max, but there were other items stolen from other
local stores, and so they were arrested for charged with
larceny and conspiracy. But arrested. And I mean, I guess people.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Could point to like New York City in the seventies
and you look look at videos and every subway car
inch to inch graffiti and they turned that around. But like,
why do we even have to go through these swings
where we like this should always be obvious, always before
I don't do anything. I think graffiti is back in
a big way though. Oh yeah, definitely, I've seen I
saw it driving around Atlanta, where like it was never

(25:26):
on just like rocks at a park. Yeah, it's everywhere now,
Like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
There was just another video of a guy and I
guess his thing, and he's he's an urban artist whatever they.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Call classicusdayays like the homeless or urban campers.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
However, this guy's big thing is in the middle of
the night, he goes out and they say there's a
big wall of graffiti along the side of the building.
He repaints it like the like whatever the original color
of that wall was. He goes and he paints paints
the wall.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Now he now can he get busted for that? I
may have done some of this myself.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
So he says that what it's doing is it's giving
a new blank canvas, so like, but like people are
angry at him, like so the street artist community artists,
they're upset with him, of course because he's covering up.
But now the walls that he's painting over, it doesn't
look like. I've seen some really cool looking graffiti, not murals, graffiti, yeah,

(26:21):
but even I've seen some cool looking like tags and
different things, and it's like, how, by the way, how
did you get there?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
How'd you get up there?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Number one? Number two? How did you make it look
so perfect? You're clearly going to try to do this
staying on the d L and there's like colors and
shading and everything else, like, right, how did you.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Everybody watching you do? I've drawn, I've driven by taggers
on public streets with one hundred cars going by, like
why is no one stopping? Why aren't the cops here?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Of course I call the cops, but but I'm saying, like,
it's amazing that they are. Some of that stuff I
think looks kind of cool. Then there's other like really
lazy slope here, So it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
I believe I've only saw a tagner one time. One
the time that we go into work every single day,
you would think like I would spin anybody one only
saw one climbing down once, and I'm like, how is
this done constantly being seen?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
There is one dude out there, or maybe it's a
group of people. I don't I don't know, but we
get people asking us all the time if we're the
ones responsible for it. Because you can drive anywhere around
Los Angeles. There are tags to just say Woody, Yeah everywhere.
Used to say everywhere.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
He used to say Woody and menace why crazy. Yeah,
but I think menace might have got caught because you
don't say menace anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
By the way, we had nothing, obviously, nothing to do
with that.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
We hate you and help you die, but everybody, everybody
thought it was us.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
It's worked out. It's worked out well for us because
people immediately see with us, and so in a way,
it's like this weird marketing and anything. Yeah, but it
says like Woody for the number four something, and it's
obviously somebody's I don't know, it's yes his name or
his crew or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm not sure what it is. His crew. Super cool dudes,
I must make admission. So I was walking out of
my building and this guy just look a dude walk
like a thirty year old dude pulls out this giant
sharp and he sees like the sign on the on
the window for the for a lease, you know, blah blah,
and just like scribble some garbage. And I'm sitting there
behind him looking at him. And number one, I wish

(28:28):
I had some peppers breaks I would have. Number two,
I was like, I fell bad because I didn't kick
him in the middle of his bag. Yeah, and because
I gotta beat him up, obviously, but I thought, but
I was so like dumb struck like people. It was
nine in the morning, just some loser walking down the
street deciding like me. Eh, And I felt so bad

(28:48):
that I didn't kick the stuff out of him stuff.
I didn't say the whole words the stuff out of him.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Anyway, whoever is doing the woody tags or whatever, I
can't thank you more. Want to show next time? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, right back. This's the show man, sex toys

(29:13):
and ice cream?

Speaker 9 (29:16):
What more do you needed? Greg written all over? Tell
me by the way, Greg, try a sex toy. I
admitted it to us, shouldn't have done it, in.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Said, and said He's gonna tell us all about it
and give us a sex toy review. I still don't
know what kind of sex toy is, but we will
find out together, damn it. Yeah I shouldn't have said
a word, but but I'll let you know. Community he's
think of all the embarrassing stuff that we've talked about
in a minute on this show. Why stop now? Yeah,

(29:49):
there's no it's the point of no return. Yeah, all right, Well,
this story out of Florida. This guy he uh went
to his local Walmart, did some shopping, left store. Problem was, though,
he didn't pay for anything that he walked out with,
and so the cops caught him with the things he stole,

(30:09):
like a tush toy, they called it. Have you not
been to a Walmart and seeing like the lube and
condom and toy section that beach Chairs.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Target has the same as well.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's a crazy big selection. They up the deal asking
anyone for that.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I'd rather just grab it.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
To some of the targets.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I see him open willy nilly the targets, but all
the Walmarts. Yeah, I've ever seen anything in a Walmart
that's not locked up at this point, No sucks, I
hate it. But anyway, so the guy got a tush toy,
cool flavored lube, Yes, they sell that at Walmart, a
vibrating pocket toy, a vibrating bullet massager, an oral strokers.

(31:05):
This is all available at Is that.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Like a tongue?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I guess oral stroker? That's how the article. Yeah, well
just type it in Walmart oral stroker.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
But you're like, you're that addicted to ing that you're
at Walmart stealing this stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
And then also one Reese's peanut butter ice cream that's
for the after party.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
So the total cost of the items was under a
thousand bucks, but the man's charges turning the felonies because
the cops realized that he had prior theft convictions.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
The oral stroker looks like a many blood pressure cops. Yeah,
I don't care your thumb you're showing it on somebody's.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, speaking of sex toys I heard about. Remember I
told you there was that radio station reunion thing that
I'm kind of bummed that I skipped out on. Well,
I I've been getting some some stories from that reunion,
and everybody's talking about, oh, we ran it, the so
and so and this other person. Well, this guy that
we used to work with was talking about how he's

(32:09):
banging a married woman while her husband watches and he's
seventy years old. Oh yeah, yeah, so all these stories
and so he's telling Mike the showkiller, Yeah, this whole
story about how, oh yeah, I'm banging this married woman.
The husband watches, and he's got a he's got like
a whole truck full of sex toys that he drives
around with. What just just in case, I don't know,

(32:32):
just in case the situation comes up to go, hey, hey,
what are you doing right now?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
You up?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
You want to come over and bang my wife? And
he's wow, seventy and he shows up. I'm picturing like
a contractor. I think, who's got like the pickup truck
that's got those seventy the guy who's banging.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The oh, the other one. I mean good for the
former co worker.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
For him, break's always concerned like, oh, when you get older,
you're not going to want to do these guys are
in there seventy.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
That's usually justification for what you call a deviant behavior.
It's like someday I wish I had done this.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I told you that one time I was in Palm Springs, California.
And there was like these I was staying with the
buddy and uh he he was staying at this other
house that had like three eighty year old dudes and
they're trying to figure out how to hook up their
porn to their TV. So I helped them out with it.
Nice kids are trying to go from like the laptop

(33:27):
to the TV and they do it. But like in
the days before you could just do like Google casts.
Oh they forget about it.

Speaker 12 (33:36):
But is I'm like thinking, like three eight year old
years they're about to do poorn together and probably like
you know, lemon party all day, let's do poor.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
They are poor, They're still out here doing it, you know,
like sort be a well you can't.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
But I would have never guessed about this dude. You
know that that this is what he's doing in.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
His free time.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's what I'm saying, Like you never know, like talking
like freaking of the week kind of stuff. And you
know the guy who's you know, bagging groceries as also
weird that he's sharing the story.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well with a bunch of radio people.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
True, you know that's true, and guys like that love
sharing stories.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
A truck full of sex toys and you drop. I'm
picturing like the you know, like a pickup truck, like
a contractor has, like they head the locking boxes out
in the bed of the truck, and that's where they
keep all their like you know, still saws and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Can we put it out to the audience, because we
we I put the I like to watch people in
the same category as the feet people. I don't get it. Yeah,
but these but these people to watch people might have
an explanation because the feed people we've asked for like
twenty years.

Speaker 11 (34:43):
I feel like great could be a watch person, get it.
You know, I'm way too emotional to the watch person.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I would be jealous, right, yeah, yeah, But I think
you like the idea of it, But I don't think
that you would be able to do it yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
With Mario, no, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
No, I don't think I think he would like to
watch like some other people that he's not involved with.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Oh of course, yeah you did. You'd be cool with that,
But I don't think I would watch that all day
like his partner.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I don't think he'd be able to go through with
it that way. But I think but I think he's
freaking enough that he likes the idea of it, but
wouldn't be able to go through with it with Mario.
You mean like watching like the idea. No no, no,
the idea actually shatters me.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah. What if it was the other way around and
he was watching? I wouldn't do that either. I've been
in rooms where like women are going at it, but
not like a dude.

Speaker 11 (35:40):
And here's an obvious question, the watch people because I
don't want to see no wiener?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do they?

Speaker 13 (35:46):
Right?

Speaker 11 (35:46):
This is going to be the dumbest question. Do they, Joe?
While what's the point? I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
It depends on the person.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
I thought the whole point of it was like because
the person who's watching gets turned on by somebody else
being attracted to the person that they're with.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
See, and then it's stupid.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I mean it's weird, like I'm not you know, it's
but that's what the piece that them on is other
people being attracted.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Me least you're geing.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
At least it's like live porn for you, the same.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Person who wants to be dominated, like you're a little piggy.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Boy, but you're watching your I don't know part like
your wife or girlfriend or your husband or boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
That's saying like shaming thing like look what I'm doing to.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
You, what.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I'm doing, what you can't do?

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Exactly, Yeah, I take it, Gina, check out my ween.
You like that, don't you? Oh my god? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
And Gina's got to make eye contact with Andy the
entire time, this is the conversation railed by some other dude.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Has to make eye contact with the dude as well.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
And no, you look at me, the guy would just
be crying because he'd be so much smaller.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You know that you shouldn't never have told us that.
That's all I can when I see your husband. He's
pretty's he says, he's embarrassed. Maybe he's just being honest.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
No, he's not.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
He's so happy that he knows the.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Chances of this being as true as Gina would like
us to be inflated because she's being that she is
a really good wife. Like I've never heard him, I've
never heard him dogged by Gina like you know, so right,
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
But it's all but I've told you, it's it's like
my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallets too
full of hundreds.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's kind of cumbersome.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, see this is a really good wife like duff protest. Okay,
it's the.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Have I ever lied to you guys? Probably?

Speaker 11 (37:50):
I don't know, because I'm thinking that maybe you and
Andy had this agreement like, yeah, this is going to
be at the angle on my wiener that you're going
to say.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Angle like that that that that's just how she comes,
not to his defense, but like that's how she, you know,
props him.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Up and give you guys fun facts. And I thought
this was a pretty fun fact. He's not upset by now.
I don't believe him if he says that.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Now. Greg said to us that he got a sex
toy and he tried it and he's going to review it.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Although we're leaving one part out, the hope of this
was that you all would try it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh, trying it different genders.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
Not this particular one. Well than not all of us
would try it. No, you know, while we watched, we'd
be watching.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Look getting the butt chucking ten. He didn't bring it in,
did you? I did not? No? No, hell no, used.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Y got We got that review from Greg Gory that's
put up next to the Woody Show. Phones open eight seven,
Woodie text us over to two to nine eight. Sex
Morons is pretty good?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
So Greg who dying to know? Yeah, and again this
is shocking on so many levels. This is the guy
who will not buy toilet paper, gets embarrassed to buy
toilet paper at the grocery store. He will not poop
at work, he you know, you know, thinking that everybody's
judging him for every little thing.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
But I get embarrassed to buy deodorant.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
But Greg mentioned to us, Oh, yeah, I forgot about
the deodorant.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
Yeah, because it's just like stuff that you need for
your body. I don't want anybody else knowing about it.
And now I'm going to talk about this.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Idiot. I was hoping that this would lead to you
guys doing stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
So imagine the surprise when we were having a little
pitch meeting talking about things for the show, and Greg's like, oh,
you know, I could do a sex toy review, what idiot?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Why?

Speaker 9 (40:04):
But not?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Here?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
We are here, we are so well, it's funny. Where
did it come from?

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Did you buy it?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Well?

Speaker 11 (40:09):
No, And this is the this is the let's call
it the rub I kind of I don't blame I
guess I would thank Menace for this.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, what I know, which is weird because he's against
sex toy, he's against like sex in general. Kind of
as much of a deviant as I am, as like
as a prude that you are. And I kind of think, No,
I'm not putting Gina or and I know nothing about
Sammy in this regard, but I'm putting you guys into
the prude category. Remember when we were talking what he

(40:40):
didn't even understand? He's like, can two men sixty nine? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Not even envision that.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
Easy?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I wasn't so straight.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I can't envision.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
Like that would be immaculate design and anatomy there were
two men to.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Sixty nine because he wouldn't be more logical?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Can I say something? Can I say something? I wasn't
picturing the two guys laying on their side. I was picturing, like,
how like Hetero's sixty nine where someone's on.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Safe, same thing even easier? How small and.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
How small and how small is the other the guy
who's on top, How small is his penis?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
That it's not going right down? Well, and maybe it is,
and it's your.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Head, the back of your head's leaning against the dead
it seems like iture.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
It just seems there's mechanisms in case people get in trouble.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
I can't understand how you can't understand. It's funny, but
the reason. Okay, so menace got me into box wine.
And many years ago you did a podcast. You're part
of a podcast called Sex with Emily. Yes, you brought
in something that we often, for some reason make fun
of because we think it leads to a shame spiral,

(41:57):
and it should be. It's embarrassing, but it rules. You
brought in a flesh light.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Which is like making love to a monster energy can. Yeah,
it looks like a flashlight, it's wider, it's clear. It
has a silicone sleeve like jelly like gel. It's soft
and squishy. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
And uh and and you brought these in because Emily
had these, you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, so I.

Speaker 11 (42:26):
Ended up trying it and oh my god, it's almost miraculous,
I swear like, So there's there's how I got to
phrase this in the proper way. So you get to
the finish line in life in however whichever way you're
doing it, and that's great. Sometimes it's a marathon, sometimes

(42:48):
it's a sprint. The flesh light.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
It makes it more than just a sprint.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
It's it's like you you attempt.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
To make it a marathon and you can't. It's that incredible,
that good. It's bizarre.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Does it have like a pressure setting? No? Okay, so
now vibrator anything you.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
It does nothing, Greg, Do I have an honest question
because I never asked a homosexual of this before. When
it comes to that, when it comes to the flesh light,
a flesh light is supposed to be representing a woman's vagina,
and now you love it.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
But this is.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
This is hard to make replicate a mouth against but
it's the design to repent. Yeah, they do have them
that even look that way. But this is just a
cylindrical piece of plastic. You know what, It's not a
cylindrical piece of plastic. It's a cylindrical piece of magic.

(43:55):
So if you have shame about doing it alone, I
have a great idea for you, because that's how we
envision it. Right, you're alone and how dumb, and then
minute you cross the finish line, you're ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
And it's stupid. The solution to that problem don't do
it alone. Oh do it with somebody. Do it in
front of somebody in front of your partner. With your partner,
both of you use it and.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Go like, oh yeah right, let me let me ask
you a question. So when you're done, so like, is
it a one use thing?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:32):
No, yeah, it's plastic and basically so you gotta re
you got to clean it.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
You so one end of.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It, okay, one end of it unscrewed, so it's like
it's like picture the bottom of your Stanley mug which
is tapered at one end so it can fit into
your cup holder. If the very bottom unscrewed and comes off,
and then you can run water through it. I mean

(45:03):
quite literally exactly, you can unload. Right, So, unless you're
uptight when you're alone, and you're a total prude, then
don't get it. But if you're not a total prude,
and if you're not uptight, and if you're worried about
doing it, don't be telling you it's it's five stars.
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I get it. You have to clean up.

Speaker 11 (45:25):
It's stupid. You feel like a moron you're watching this thing.
But oh well, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
As a guy, because guys are born with everything that
we need just to un intended to knock that out
very quickly. Right, maybe any tools need maybe even you
don't even need the lotion or the lube or what.
But you know, women, women, I understand more how like
something might be necessary for like the vibration, Like it

(45:58):
would take a lot of work just with a just
with a digit those unicorns, right, So.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Like so why would a guy go? Is it that much? Like?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
How's it better?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
That's that's a great question. It's a different sensation. It's
uh like a stranger. It's you don't feel like you're
right and solo.

Speaker 11 (46:21):
It eliminates, for lack of a better term, a lot
of work, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Because now you don't got to talk to it and
take it out to dinner.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's built. You don't have to lose half your money. Yeah, no,
it's just it's a different since it's just the sense
of newness kind of like when you're with somebody new Like,
it's just.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Different favor the sensation is different. You don't have to reciprocate.
It doesn't talk. No, it's it's I highly recommend it
and Amazon would just come out with its name on it. Right,
it be sent discreetly, so you.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Blow your mind. So when I was you know, you know,
working with the Sex my podcast all the time, we
were invited to the headquarters, which is in Austin.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh wow we should go. Sure we could still get them.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
For their invention. Yeah it's I tell you, we make
fun of it rightly. So it's it's embarrassing, but it rules.
Life is short. Get one and I can't believe you
were so it's like being at an ice cream shop
and not eating the ice cream. You worked there, you
were there and you didn't even try this stuff. You
guys have to stop being such brudes.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
On a scale of one to ten sounds yeah, life
is short. Try Greg endorses the fleshlight you guys. Yeah,
but I won't buy toilet.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'll work on getting you that tour of the headquarters
for you.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Well, thank you for sharing the information. You know what,
try it very brave.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'm gonna go put my head in the hole show next,
he translator of the Huish alphabet is what you value
in that woody show?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
The text over to two to nine A seven. I
love this show. Listening in Jamaica for Love down Off
you are there on vacation or you live live in Jamaica.
Either way, we get downloads from around the world. Yeah,
it's a digital world. It's a digital insane.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Greg was sharing about his sex toy adventures.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
What do you mean what you recommended there by? Mom?
You recommended by try I recommend it, and guys will
pretty much try anything.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, there was that whole American pie Apple pie.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah, I've heard about microwave candalo like oh really, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Banging the cushions of the cow. Right, I remember hearing,
Oh my god, this was when I was uh young man.
Oh banana peel oh right, we got a text about that.
Somebody tried a banana like.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Duct tape and banana.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
It wasn't even the duct tape. Like, so you eat
the banana, you take the peel and you kind of
put it over you like a golf club dollar club
cover like a sock because the inside of its kind
of I guess, uh, little slippery or whatever. And I
guess the same kind of idea what the fleshlight.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Was probably with ingenuity.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, I would imagine women have tricks like that, like
you know, I gotta get you got to get like
a like a turkey baster.

Speaker 14 (49:34):
I don't know, I mean any handheld mixer and we're
doing down there, sit on top of the washerman, I
don't know, right right, Yeah, women have any kind of
I mean I would have met tricks.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Well, I would imagine anything that's shaped can be you
know what I mean that way.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
But that's that's for like internal purposes.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
But talking about like little.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Because isn't it true that most women are not the
internal Yeah, I'm the internal people.

Speaker 11 (50:01):
They're more like external Is it also true for the
ladies that crossing the finish line is quite rare?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
It can be.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, it's not a it's not a sure thing like
you all at all, even with yourself, let you off
the hook.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
It depends for women, like they know, even if a
woman's just just her, I.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Think it's give you want a job down? Yeah yeah, no, no,
you you.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
For sure can.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
But when it's like when it's together, it's not always. No,
it's not a given at all.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
That there's women that have claimed that they've never gotten there,
even by themselves.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, and then so they did like some like sex
acts first will recommend that they just just like gel
for a month straight.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, don't go to work and now back to the
Woody Show. Got the crossroads coming up for you this unfortunately,
and as you've heard, you know, we we get a
lot of feedback and people always have something to say.
I mean, we we've got a lot of people that
were hitting usup about this Spotify thing. That's something more recent.

(51:15):
But people complain about the dumbest things. And it's one
thing to go, oh, hey, what happened on Spotify? But
then once we explain what happened and that you know,
we're not trying to you know, just screw you.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
And it's not the.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Only place you can get the podcast. And also, I mean,
it's kind of nice to think that this show is
such a big deal to some people. Yeah, because every
once in a while you do have that thought of
like does anybody care? You know, right, because like we're
sitting in the room. It's not like you like a
band that's on stage. You see all the people in
front and singing along to the songs and having a
good time, like you're you're you're very much blind in
here other than you know, the texture things that come in.

(51:50):
But anyway, some people, some people can be reasoned with
or some people you can address and you can say, oh, well, hey,
you know, I think you have very you misheard part
of it. Took a little thumb something out of context here,
and that's fine. There are other people who come in
for war.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh they come in hot.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh yeah, as if you know, they are demanding change
or demanding apology, demanding jobs be taken from people, of
course because of some innocuous thing or joke or whatever
they heard on the show. That's where we get all
the things for the Crossroads. So people either hit us
up on one of the social media channels or a
lot of the times it's mostly email because people they'll

(52:25):
think something out, they'll have this whole big argument because
it's to be taken seriously. Back in the day, it
would have been a letter. It would have been a
strongly worded letter, would be sent through the mail.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
And then the other ones, which are my favorite, the
ones that people go on the website, the radio station
website and says contact us and they send their thoughts
there thinking that it's going right to management. But we're
all copied on the same thing. Because most of the
time it's like, oh, can you mention this event that
we're having or how do I get in touch with
menace abouts you know the pet insurance he was talking about,
Or can I make a request like dumb stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
So it does go to everybody.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Which we see and we include in a round of
the crossroads because it's just healthier for everybody. It's a
bad relationship. Yeah, this goes for any relationship you have,
be it professional or personal.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Got to amputape.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
You got to know some people are investments, some people
are bills. These are the bills, and we're cutting them out.
We're essentially firing listeners telling them, you know, it's best
we go our own way because we're not responding, you know,
in any kind of change way to what you're talking
about here.

Speaker 11 (53:27):
I just saw a video of modern day philosopher Marilyn Manson. Yes,
I'm saying saying your value is based on how much
people love you and how much people hate you.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And I thought, Maryland, that's kind of a good point
in MARYL.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Mayor and I have a clip. I know we've mentioned
it before. I'm not sure we actually played the clip itself,
now that I think about it, I know that we've
talked about it. I'm not sure if we actually we
had actually played it. Rick Rubin has a book and
he's talking about like his creative process. Rick Rubin legendary
music producer. I mean PC Boys, look up Rick Ruby everything.

(54:07):
He has done something that you know and love when
it comes to music, and it's it's interesting because this
it's a lot of my thought press. So when it
comes to the show, because you can't worry about what
the audience is going to like or not like or whatever.
You got to do something that you think is interesting

(54:27):
or fun or funny or whatever it is, and then
hope that you can get enough people on board with that.
But if you're if you're chasing ghosts, you're going to
drive yourself nuts and number one and you're setting your
I think you're setting yourself.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Up for failure. Yeah, it feels hollow. Yeah, let me
play the clip and you'll understand more what I'm saying here.
Do you ever face the inner critic of well, what
if other people don't like this? No, I don't consider
them at all. Really. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (54:54):
Hey, something I say in the book is that the
audience comes last. And I believe that I'm not making
it for them. I'm making it for me. And it
turns out that when you make something truly for yourself,
you're doing the best thing you possibly can for the audience.
So much of why if you go to the movie,
so many big movies just not good, it's because they're

(55:18):
they're not being made by a person who cares about it.
They're being made by people who are trying to make
something that they think someone else is going to like.
And that's not how art works. Art doesn't. That's something else,
that's not art, that's commerce.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
First of all, sorry about the music. I meant to
strip that out. Number nine, number two not art. Now,
what we're doing is not.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I don't think I can argue with that. Well, you
never wait to hear what people complain about not art.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
But the idea is like, you can't because you're not
going to please everybody, and that's what you're out to
strive to do, and so you have to try to
find a I hate to use it, a community, you know,
a coalition of like minded people and hopefully they like
or find interesting what you find interesting or like, or
you can make it so that it is something that
you are interested in that you can at least share

(56:09):
with people from like a show and tell kind of perspective,
and you'll have enough people right exactly exactly, and then
you can you can be successful in that way. But
if you're sitting here just you know, that's where pandering
comes in. And that's where that's where things get lost
and ruined as far as I'm concerned, that's where. That's

(56:30):
where authenticity lives. When you're doing something for you or
you know, not just because you think that's what people
want to hear.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
When you find people who value that, you've got a
great group.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, so uh so that's that's that's where and when yeah,
and when people say different things to us about hey, man,
like I forget what it was, oh yesterday, Like somebody's like,
oh man, Gina's husband who cares? I Like, well, look,
we are the only ones who are required to be
here at any point in time. You have a ripcord.
It's a button right on your device or on your

(57:04):
your car or whatever.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
It's magic.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Dude, you can leave any time. I don't want you to.
And that's the thing. I don't want you to. But
if you get into that situation, you have that ability,
you can you can do that.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, and my husband be the first to agree with you, like, yeah, Andy,
who cares, right, it's.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Probably from him.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Yeah, I mean we all feel the same way. But
all right, so what are people complaining about this go around?
We're going to find out what do you show? Crossroads
coming up for you next year on the wo is show.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Hanging With a little extra effort, I think we can
up our likability Doty SHOWILL be right back fast.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
This is the show.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I know we rip on customer service in different industries
and and thinks, I mean, we're not much better. True,
if we're being honest, we're not much better. Not the greatest, No,
because and there there's I could I could play a
clip free letter. I want to get to the to
the emails and stuff. But yeah, we do the show

(58:06):
for the people who enjoy the show, right right, And
we're not uh we're not necessarily sitting here thinking about
all the little people and every little tiny can play
that comes in because you never get anywhere. You just
be busy putting out little fires here and then trying
to bend over backwards to please everybody.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
You can't do that, Uh, that would be insanity.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You can't please all the people all the time, which
is why we end up here at the crossroad.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Dammit.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Some people just can't be helped and we have to
let them go. We're essentially firing them. Typically yeah and
so uh and so what happens? You know, we get

(58:49):
people that send us an email or something on one
like one of the social media pages. My favorite again
are the ones that come into the radio station email,
like the general mailbox. Like if you go on the radio,
say websites is contact us and they're trying to get
ahold of management to uh to Narcus out or they
think that, but it goes to everybody gets a copy.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Anybody who's in programming or whatever, we all get a copy.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
And that's where a lot of these come from. Also
the show email email at the woodieshow dot com and
so people complain about every little thing, as you know,
because you're you're a person on this planet. You're awake
and you see how people are. Like this first one,
this is end to the WOODI Show email. This is
from Gauge subject the Boot Liquor Show.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They always ask I want to reply, they say no,
which usually they do, but no, I just want you
to know this. Yeahah Dear Woody Show, or should I
say the iHeart corporate puppets. You really pulled the podcast
off Spotify? Why because you want to force us to
use the iHeartRadio app. What a greedy slap in the
face to your longtime supporters. I'd been a loyal listener

(59:54):
for years. I don't catch the live show because I'm
not up that early and I have a life. Yeah,
and that's exactly why podcasts exist. But now, instead of
respecting your audience, you went with corporate boot licking. The
general public might be dumb, but I am not.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I know what this is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I will not be downloading the iHeartRadio app. I don't
care how many times you advertise for it. I don't
want it. I never asked for it, and I won't
give into being strong armed into a platform that I
didn't choose. You tell him, buddy, And now, even if
you do put the podcast back on Spotify, you have
lost me completely. Oh you've shown your true colors. Your

(01:00:34):
wishes of your employer are more important than your audience,
and saying the whole thing is short sighted, alienating, and
downright insulting to the people who built your success. And
trust me, I'm not the only one. You're losing listeners
by the millions over this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
You traded loyalty for corporate synergy. Congrats to you all.
Enjoy your bonus. We got a move that's from us,
from Gage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
We have lost Gage. We got I love the conspiracy theory.
Oh yeah, we lost Gage. You guys times do we
have to explain this?

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
The iHeartRadio app features playlist podcast, live radio stations, and
stations based around your favorite artists. There's no reason not
to download, buddy. Yeah, it's free.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
We're not the ones that just in just in case
anybody had missed any of these before. Yes, the Wooly
Show podcast is not on Spotify renowns because Spotify took
us off of there because they don't like the little
songs that play in and out of commercial breaks, and
we again trying to identify with them which song to
have issue with, and because it's like an automated customer

(01:01:48):
service back and forth, we can't get answers to our
specific questions. Therefore, we are at a crossroads with them,
and we're not bending over backwards because we don't know
what they want.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Yeah, my last email to Spotify was am I even
talking to a real person.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
They have not gone back to me yet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Answer, Yeah, yeah, all right, one more Woody show Crossroads email.
Let's see, let's go with this one. Here another station
feedback since the radio station. This is from Melissa subject show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
What do you program? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Replied requested, Yes, what was I just listening to? I started?
A female caller on the air, Shelby. She answered the
series of very random and inappropriate questions, and then the
hosts of the show all voted and then explained why
they voted the way they did. Vote on what you
ask on if Shelby was skinny or fat? Yeah, shook

(01:02:46):
me to my court. I can't remember the last time
I was this angry. But hold on, it gets worse.
Then they opened an envelope containing a photo of Shelby
and they all cheered, exclaiming in delight, she is fair.
What we were happy for her being Some of us

(01:03:07):
were right, which is all, are you body shaming? Are
we aware of what year this is? We're really going
to body shame people on a radio station. I expect
a response with a detailed explanation of who allowed this
and what is this really? What you think the people
in our community want to listen to as they get
ready for work in school, and before you start guessing

(01:03:29):
if I'm fat or not, I'll save you the time.

Speaker 14 (01:03:31):
I am not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
But if I good?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
But if I a thin, healthy person, is this upset?
I can only imagine how much worse it is for
people of size. People.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
If you're thin, you're probably just ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Then I am so disgusted. I honestly felt like it
was nineteen eighty five listener to this garbage, Oh nostalgia.
I expected this feedback is taking seriously and tabled for
discussion at a senior level. Indeed, that is from Alissa.
We have lost a listen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Thinking that is bad?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Yeah right, yeah, honest question, what do you how do
you describe something that's overweight other than people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
In a nice way where you don't take it as
you're shaming?

Speaker 15 (01:04:22):
Uh no, see thick? Also something you don't know? Phoned
man taking that wrong large tubby in charge? Whalacious, Well,
I can tell you who's lost some weight. We've lost
some weight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah, yes, we've We've unloaded the dead weight of people
who are just hanging on and listening. Not healthy for
their mental health, not good for us either we are
moving forward cross roads everybody. Yeah, and you think we
don't read your emails?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Oh we do. Ready, Oh my god, I was born
for this right here.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Y'all don't know this hallucinating Oh woo woo, Woody. Sure
it'll fall up to the crossroads off the text O
to two two nine eight seven six five O saying, man,
all those crossroads just a reminder against Woody's best foot

(01:05:19):
forward argument when in gards to doing Guess Who's gas?
Not one complained about it. I can't believe I heard
farting on the radio. We're children in the car, so
worry not, Woody. People won't complain about guess Who's got?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Oh they do? They do? We do we we we
do get those again. We're doing what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
We're doing the show that we think is fun, and
we hope that there's enough people. It turns out over
what at least a couple of decades now it's it's
worked out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Okay. I think we're all we're all doing okay, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I love the crossroads segment. It's like a highlight of
the best moments of the show. Yeah, you get a
little reminder of some of the things exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yeah, I just like hearing how people misconstrued stuff. Yeah,
oh halfway here things ye five six to two. It's
not that serious.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I mean I miss the show on Spotify and I
definitely won't listen to it on the iHeart Ready app,
but I will try to catch the entire show live
writing an email to complain just a bit over the top,
just a little yeah, I mean, yeah, F that guy
who can't open your website. I lost you guys on Spotify,
but within minutes I found you well sweat, So.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
I have gone through LinkedIn and try to reach out
to like some Spotify workers directly. Yeah, and if you know,
if listeners care that much about their Spotify, I suggest
they do the same. And yeah, out, we don't care
that much, to be honest with you, because it is
on all these other platforms and there's plenty of ways
to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I just it again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
It reminds me of the Y two K thing, Like,
what did you think people would do as a society
when the year two thousand hit? And let's just say
for the lights did go off, somebody getting their truck
and they go down, they figure it out, Yeah, they
flip a sweat but like, yeah, people just like turtles
on their back and they go, well, it's not here,
so I don't know, like that's it. Yeah, I done,

(01:07:04):
and and and and how do you even engage with
somebody like that? What's the hope?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Thank you everybody who is here and who is enjoying
themselves and who are enjoying themselves. Thanks to everyone who
everyone who everyone everyone is, everyone who is enjoying. Thank
you Greg, thank you Gina, I say, enjoying themselves. Yeah,
if you be enjoying yourself, yeah, thank you. And again,
just because we're not sitting here, you know, worrying about

(01:07:31):
every little thing doesn't mean that we don't care. We
are appreciative of the people who do spend the time
and you come to the events and do all those things,
and we do get quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I get quiet. I can't speak everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I get quite a bit of enjoyment out of Crossroads
type emails, comments, different things. You see it on the
daily on our no, like on our Instagram, the one
I see. I don't see Facebook. I don't look at
any of that kind of stuff or even the YouTube.
But I do see it like on Instagram, and like
like it's comments about like the dumbest thing. Yeah, like really, okay, cool.

Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
I made a point not to look at our Instagram video,
which which is what that's the Sea Beast victim statements.
I made a point not to read Oh really.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
They're pretty much on your side.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Really, but yeah, no, I mean there was this comment
the other day. It's like, oh, I must be really
getting to you. I'm like, dude, I'm so callous to
all this thing because it's like it's NonStop point four seven.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Okay, So Gina joined the show a year ago, and
there was somebody who made it made me laugh because
it was a comment somebody made about like Gina sucks,
she's a sea word, right and and and uh, Gina
replied something wrong like oh aren't you sweet? You know,
and like a little like kind of like kissy emoji

(01:08:48):
thing or whatever. And the person then responded to that saying, well,
you just have to understand blah blah blah blah that
people you know don't like it, which is not true.
There are people, there are people you look through comments
that there are people that think I'm the worst part
of this show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Greg's the worst part of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Menace or Sammy or Gina, who's the worst part of
the show. Like, everybody's got their take right, but they
wrapped it up with You're just gonna have to get
over it. I'm thinking it's been.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
A year of her being here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I think it seems like a thing that you need
to get over. Well, take your own advice.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
You're so right. Yeah, it's done and done. I'm over it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
But sometimes I'll look at their profile picture and one
guy said something mean.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
I looked his picture and he had.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Three really cute kids, and I wrote back, yeah, I
know you hate me, but your kids are so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
And all these people are like, oh babe, and I'm
so nice. They just were I mean, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Not, but your kids are. The other interesting thing is
like when somebody does have not on you per se
or just on something in general about the show Man,
they will go on every post and comment basically the
same thing because they really want to be seen, they.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Really want to be heard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I did see a pretty funny video and it's making
fun of you know, people who go in to complain
about something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
She walks up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
This woman walks up to the deli counter and she
complains about something and the person goes, okay, no problem here,
I'll you know, we'll get you your money back. And
she goes, oh, no, no, I want the argument. I
need you to. And she goes, oh, we're going to argue. Yeah, yeah,
I need that. And the whole the whole point was
sometimes people just want the fight.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Sometimes yeah, Sometimes people just they they want to complain
about something or you know, and they don't hurt and yeah,
and and they they don't want you to give them
what they want.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
It's their Yeah, it's just like they're I don't know,
they're outlet I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:10:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
They're already angry, and they're looking for somewhere to place it. Well,
Venice's favorite word, it's their dopamine spike. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
So and so whatever it is about the show, you know,
or the or a person on the show or whatever,
that I will take that other person's comment and just
you know, say that you should apply it to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Get over it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah, we're all having a good time here. Eight seven
seven forty four. The Woody Show is inauthenticity A word.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Authenticity I would imagine authentic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, yeah, in authenticity, Okay,
sounds like a right you ever look at something like that?
Can't be right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
It is a word, Yes, it is a word. Yes, Okay, good,
already hits.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Well no, because I was I was answering some questions
for this, like a little interview thing that I was
asked to do, and one of the one of the
questions is what is it? What is a trait that
annoyed that like a pet peel that can annoyed that
it's inauthenticity?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yeah, And I was like, that is that a word
right up there with disingenuousness genuine yeah, because there there
is so much phoniness.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
It's it's the phoniness I hate. I can take people.
I could take people who are dicks, if that's authentically
who they are. If it's the people who put on
like I just tell it like it is. But and
you can tell that's not really who they are because
the minute you say something to them, they're like the
ones who are crumbling and crying in the corner. You know,
we have worked with some of those people. Yeah, I

(01:12:17):
just tell it like it is. That's that's not authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
And authenticity, thank god, it's a word. They have airspace
to have to fill you know, say words. Yeah, yeah,
they have to say words right, words and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
And as much as we have all these things. Now,
people are brands, right, They're not people. They're not real people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Companies are people and people are brands.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Is that weird? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Living in crazy times? Yeah, okay, So it's a word? Good?
All right, thank you. That's a that's that's what That's
what I need to know. Question of the day. Yeah,
is it a word?

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I'd love to have some breakfast, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Sure we can earn some. Isn't that the deal when
we play what do you Show? Family Feud?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Is there breakfast on the line? Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Usually when Sea Bass comes back in here, we'll have
to ask him. Yeah, I'm sure he'll change the rules
mid game. Woody Show Family Feud. It's gonna be coming
up next eight seven seven forty four. Woodie says a
text over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll be
right back. All right, Well, we're gonna play around as

(01:13:31):
we promised. He what do you Show Family Feud? Now
Sea Bass has somebody and instead of asking like they
do on the TV show. We've asked one hundred people.
Blah blah blah blah blah. The top answers are on
the board. That's too that's way too many. So he's
talked to one person, and we're gonna learn more about
this person. Try to put ourselves in their mindset, in
their shoes, so to speak, and so we can try

(01:13:52):
to figure out one answer they will give to the
survey questions. And what was the I forget.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
There's always a bet.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Yes, if you could match to you had a five,
you will win. Breakfast will win.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Breakfast, by the way, breakfast, Yeah, not fake imaginary breakfast
like certain people does at Minnesota. Some breakfast too. I
will be providing that breakfast. Okay, uh huh, all right,
I believe him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Mens is good, medis Brington breakfast all the time. Yeah, compounds,
It's just not right now. Everybody just calmed, and I'll
get it for you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Run the tubes. Yeah, I have it on the way,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
What to show family feud? Who is this person?

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
We're matching?

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
What today is Diablo? And Diablo is dressed like a devil.
He has horns, he has a staff, he has.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Wait, where did you run into? This makes sense? On
the stript in the name will Street, he has kind
of like a loincloth on Huh late at night?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I mean, is it right in the middle of day
someone's walking around like this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
There's not like a devil con we don't know about.
So well, let's ask him more about what he's up to.
You call yourself diabolo, Well, come on, it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Oh, you're wearing horns, you have like a staff, yeah,
ram horns, crystals, scratch. Do you believe in this like satanism?

Speaker 7 (01:15:11):
I'm just an artist or less? Yeah, I having fun
out here, and you're also wearing a song nosvetos bongs
are disappearing ones. Thank give you the correction.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Huge difference.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Those are painful.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Speaking of huge, if people have a comment on the
size of things, easy drunk woman say, hey, you're way
too big.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
You're scaring me with your giant now trying to date this.
So he's just out there desperate for attention. It sounds
like the artist menace and artists anybody can claim they're artist.
It means you are worthless. But yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
He was not so worthless.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
He didn't answered some family feud style questions, and we
will start with medas.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
All right, oh sweetness, sorry, you're you're the first person
up here. What do you show family feud?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Name a fish you'd be shocked to find on your
dinner plates? All actual? Actually few questions like an eighties
shocked defined feel free to ask your family for him.
A gold fish, goldfish?

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
Yeah, that's a goldfish, coy fish, because I was thinking catfish,
but people actually eat cat right, you know, I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Catfish too though, even people actually.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Even though.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
He's the devil, piranha a shark, but I was thinking, like,
you can eat shark.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
But yeah, you guys are on the right track because
goldfish so tiny, or piranha because he wants to be
a bad ass because he's the devil, but he was
kind of boring, delighted.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna say goldfish. I think goldfish is okay?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Alright, answered goldfish. All right, it's find out if we
get our first point. Will you show family feud?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Name a fish you'd be shocked to find on your
dinner plates. I'm probably a jellyfish.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Would you ever even food?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
I'm probably black out? When the last time you blocked out.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
After I get tired, I pass out more us people call.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
That going to sleep. Yeah, I hate sleeping, all right,
the devil is always at work. Actually, fish, Well, let's
try somebody here we go. Who's got the next question?

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Let's go with.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Sammy? Sammy, Okay, what's a good drink to warm up? You?
Excuse me? What's a good drink to warm you up
on a cold night? Drink?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Tea like hot chocolate, hot chocolate, coffee, hot apple, Old
one hot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
But this is the devil, This is the devil night.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
You're not gonna want coffee at night.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I wouldn't think I'm gonna say tea. I think it's
the only thing I see.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
No, no, no, don't make her second. She's usually pretty
good at things. If anybody's gonna get one, it's gonna
be Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
If she says tea, we're gonna go with hot chocolate.
You think so, I kind of doll. We'll find it,
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
What do you show? Family feud? Question number two?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
What's a good drink to warm you up on a
cold night?

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
Fab burners?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Let me think all I drink Celsius.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Celsius probably first, because it's get the caffeine to keep
it going. Kicking around a little bit. Snap out of
the trance. What trance would that be? Staring at stuff
too long? You don't care about?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Hold on, check this out. What is celsius made out of?

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Uh? Tea?

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Tea?

Speaker 12 (01:18:31):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Is it really?

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Do you get half a point?

Speaker 14 (01:18:35):
It's all over the labels, like if you if you
said soda and they said it would count one percent.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
That is not that's a good argument. This is a
bad argument about you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Look at the label.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I've never I've never had celseia. I see it everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
I'm not made out tea because remember I started drinking
like crazy and then I had a gig kidney Sone
surgeon has his tea extract as one of the ingreen
It's the main ingredient.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
The main ingredients is probably water.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
But the point the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Ingredient in tea?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, is the drink celsius tea? Yeah,
it actually is considered tea. Is green?

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
Tea extract is one of the main ingredients for the
caffeine boost.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
No, this is the okay, so yeah, it's considered tea
considered energy. Help I who is waysmarter than you are
just said it was tea.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I mean, I'm looking. I'm looking at pictures. Some of
them do say green tea, others say fitness drink, natural sparkling.
But if you read the and if you read the back,
even in the back has an ingredient. But yeah, that's
the primary category is not tea, it's energy. I just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Sounded like, well, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
It's the chat cheept voice. I can change it if
you'd like. Is she getting real residuals on that thing?
I don't know. It's are recounting it or not. I'll
put it in the back, put in the bag. Nobody
on any game show will give you credit for that.
The category. It's not in the go go to t
but it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
It is.

Speaker 14 (01:20:12):
And that's such a specific answer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
He didn't give a general category, bergy, but you got
any stories in the energy drink aisle. It's not in
the tile because it's made out of freaking tea, which
gives you energy. Alright, you're wrong, but I'll put it.
I'll put it in the back burner. He's trying to
score a lot of breakfast. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Next question to show family. Fude, there's almost going to
be a battle well is like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
The freaking GPT who has access to every.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Computer on the planet. The next question, all right, what's
a car that movie stars love? Car?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
The movie stars?

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
These are actual family questions from the Dawson Cars that
movie stars love a car?

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
You may ask you something a car is This guy
all he sounds old, said convertible, limb.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I'm looking for at least a brand, if not makeing
a model, a brand, make a make or model Escalade,
escal gag Aston, Martin.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I'm gonna leave it to Menace and Greg. You guys
come up with whatever you think the answer should be,
because I would.

Speaker 11 (01:21:24):
My gut, said Ferrari Ferrari. But maybe they're more luxury
than sporty, so like Rolls Bentley.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Yeah, because this guy really knows about car.

Speaker 15 (01:21:33):
Would if he really knows about the one Diablo uh l,
Diablo car a car there's like a seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Pick up, a Lambo Lamborghini. But he knows a car,
he would say Porsche. But if he's just general, he's
just gonna say Ferrari, Ferrari. Yeah, it all sounds good.
I'll go with Ferrari.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Ver's good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
All right, might say Limbo, though, all right. Question number three,
what do you should family feud? What's a car that
movie stars love?

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Haamborghinis?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Godberge is good.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
You're always fast ones. I know that I don't drive,
so I'm just going by what I recall.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
I might I recommend a cyber truck even faster than
some Lamborghinis.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Yeah, I didn't know that. And sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
He was the devil, even the Devil's dump.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Had stuck with Diablo, you would have got that, right,
you guys. The devil doesn't drive, doesn't need to now
really like Lamborghinis.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
That's more TikTokers than YouTubers. Yeah, because they're too cramped,
can't put all the people. But I was thinking about
what he was going to say after was Diablo? Yeah right, yeah,
Oh guy, I should have stuck with your gun.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
That's a big gut to stick with too something too bad.
We already got one, so I just need a little more.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
What do you show family feud? Who gets question number four?

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Gina?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Gina grad Again.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
This was an actual family feud question in nineteen eighty
named someone Jewish who had a great impact on history.
This is from nineteen eighty, so it's Richard Dawson and
your answers today obviously. Yeah, because this is Diablo, I
didn't just make this question.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Yeah, Kanye West, Well, perhaps the devil might say Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
To think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
If he's going on brand. So far, he's been kind
of just like a homeless guy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
So I don't think he's gonna come up with who.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Would you say his modern day most famous Jew right
now in.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
This moment besides Benjamin No, yeah, I mean celebrity jew.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I would say, well, Play Sandler has a movie coming
out this an a dote God dot At. Yeah, she's ISRAELI. Yeah,
but what do you guys getting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Because of.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
What do you guys think about Jesus? That's a great answer.
I don't know. Well, I mean maybe he is domblo.
I mean, if he's really a character.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Yeah, I mean, because that would be that would be
his number one enemy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Yeah, I don't like that guy, Greg, you have thought.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
I mean, if he's staying in characters can go and
go through him.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I don't think he would say it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
You don't think so either, But I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
He's nuts, but nobody's given me any other options. So no,
I think I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Think he might.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I think he might stay in character. Let's let's just
go for it. Let's say Jesus answer answer question number four,
would you show family feud? Named someone Jewish who had
a great impact on history, Mine's dying. I was most
known for his theory, which says that part is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Going right pass me because I'm not registering it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Damn it, Gena, I was gonna say, And then in
my head I thought, Oh, I don't know if he
was Jewish or not dying he was a cultural jew.
H Yeah, he actually went through I just finished reading
his biography. He went through like a he when he
was his late teens, he his family wasn't very Jewish,
and he became very Jewish, but then he also kind
of moved away from it later on for guies who
were curious. But like genetically Jewish, he had to flee

(01:25:02):
Europe during the World War Two.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Well, we have one more opportunity to get one more
point in order to win breakfast, because we already have
that one point from the Celsius t questions, So thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Question number five Greg gory Gory got this, what's a
country where they drink lots of wine? Drink wine to
say Italy, right, or France?

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
You could see the United States? True, could say hell,
I'd say Italy, Korea. My gut said Italy, Italy or France.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
My gut was France. But yeah, yeah, Italy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Honestly, I don't think of Italy when it comes to France.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Really, campaign when I think of I mean it's called France. Yeah. True,
what did the dumb devil say? But I immediately thought,
ready to go to Italy? Yeah, so let's go Italy.
Let's go Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Really, you have to disregard whenever see basket cars kids,
he's gonna try to throw your because you want to
buy make a lot of wine in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
I would, but.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Could answer Greg could answer question number five?

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
What do you show family feud? What's the country where
they drink lots of wine? France? That's right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Yeah, have you been?

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
I'm stand right here in case things go wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Do you have like a bunker here or something like?

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
What's the coolest thing you got? Probably some stones? Damn it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah, Greg, only you can play not the Celsius idiots. Well, no, breakfast,
we're going to No, I got breakfast on the flames
on the way. Yeah, well we're still good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
That's how you play.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Quite frankly, we can afford to skip a or two
so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Oh well, it's not the end of the world, but that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Is the end of this round of WOI Show. Family feard.
We're gonna take a quick break. We've got some more
Woodie Show coming up for you next.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
Hang on what Every.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Player, unless they're from the same household, has to bring
their own balls so that you don't touch other people
with your hands. You can kick their balls, but you
can't touch them.

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
I'm gonna blush.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Sorry, it's the.

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
Woody Show, creating awkward moments between uber drivers and their
customers since twenty fourteen.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
That what are you show?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
We're going to be right back, the Show'll be right back.
We're so already boss.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Hey, you want a burger media rare?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
He burger media rare.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Bitch, you're so neaty because I'm Russian.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
I'm Asian.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Actually, he's the best thing, not being Asian, honestly, the right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
It's the show. Let me tell you what. Man Menace
moves quick when he needs to you know, yep, only
when I need to needs to see you wouldn't think
he'd moved very fast already. Breakfast in the studio, Wow,
thank you, thank you. Some chick fil a? Yeah, but

(01:28:14):
what what did you get?

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Because she has been going about how much she loves whatever.
She was there chicken on a biscuit. Yeah, r dude,
I'm shocked. Good Sammy Ian had a burrito this morning and.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Must have had bacon in it. It didn't have bacon.
She bacon a little behind the current. I was going
back and forth with Sammy for over an hour trying
to find something that Sammy would eat.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
She finally just gave up and I ordered this and
lucked out and she ate it anyways. But I was like,
can you, like just give me an idea on something
to eat, or like, uh, look at door dash and
just tell me something.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
And she's like, I don't have door dash. I don't
have DoorDash now because I'm not a fatty like you.
Was a reply. I guess that's not surprising. Actually, can
you get three strawberries on doors?

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
But he did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
He tried very hard, so I did eat one, even
though it wasn't you know, there wasn't much open uh yet.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Board gone a vegecas borts of vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Right, you got a veggie wrap and Menace just told
us how much it costs for a veggie wrap.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Yeah, thirteen bus thirteen dollars. This meal cost me one
thousand dollars. Just kidding, but yeah, it was super expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Thirteen dollars for a veggie wrap.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Yeah, honestly, I mean I never go to Chick fil
a anymore, but it was open, so it worked from there.
But I do like those little chicken minis.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Theyre the ones like the little good Yeah, the mini
nugs on damn it's expensive. Yeah, not the biscuit, but
the one of those like the little uh English No, oh,
it's well, I mean it's not like a country biscuit.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
It's it kind of is. They're like the miniature Yeah,
like little it's like a mini biscuit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Yeah, but they're not you know, you know what I'm
talking about, not like a bis quick kind of biscuit,
not one of those old country like it kind of
like has maybe a little bit of honey, got honey
brushed on the top. Yeah, I don't know whatever it was.
It was good English. But he works really, he works
really fast.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Yeah, Greg, that's how it's done. I know I got
to learn I've learned over the years, like put your
energy into things that matter.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
We're gonna take a break more what he showed next.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Day show join fun.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Well that's it for Monday, everybody. Yeah, wrap it up,
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Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
This is my attempt to make these things shorter and shorter. Okay,
I'm like, why are we talking so much At the
end of the show, We're trying to leave. Yeah, so
let's make it quick. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Please.

Speaker 11 (01:31:11):
Yes, sometimes you just have to let karma fix things,
because if you fix things, you could be going to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Now, here's a question. Someone's karma catches up to them
because they did something. You took matters into your own hands.
Does that affect your karma because basically they did something bad.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
You get it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
You see what I'm saying is that con justice. Does
that constitute bad karma? Because you got back at the
person who did something wrong to you? That's are you
the karma? Are you the karma for that person's canceled out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
I say, But then by doing that, are you creating
bad karma for yourself? I've questions, Well, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Very breaking, bad of you, like I am the karma,
I am the danger. I am the one who knows yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg alreat do it.
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
You know we love it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a
great day, SMD DOUBLEMS. Your mom's a bitch, you was
a bitch, and happy Holidays. All you host is bitches.