FULL SHOW POD:The Woody Show June 4th 2025 Podcast

Woody Show Crossfire: Hammerin Hank and Half Baked, News Headlines and More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
All? This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody. Today
is Wednesday. It's June fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
My name is Ony. That's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning
to you. Good morning, Woody. Gina grad is here.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
We got to see Yeah, Sammy's here, Bort and Menji
holding things down the Woody Show production department. We have Morgan,
our associate producer. She's also on the phones today. We
got von our video producer. The phones aren't open for
you to be a part of the show today at
eight seven seven forty four. What he has always eight
seven seven forty four, Woody. You can send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven. I am

(01:21):
very excited for something happening later on the show this morning.
We have no idea how it's going to go because
we've never done it before. We've had these people on
both individually, and the last time their appearance on the
show was together. Unbeknownst to one another, they were going
to be on the phone together with our friends Hammer
and Hank and Half Baked. Yes, and today. Remember there
was a show on TV years ago called Crossfire. Oh

(01:43):
I love it, where it'd be like, you know, this
person represents the left and then this person represents the
right and then the topic get thrown out there for
them to chop it of avout right. And so we're
kind of doing that same thing today because I found
out that Half Baked is really into the news. Yeah
we heard that bonk current event. Yeah, yeah, so it's
not just Deans meak me whatever he's ye. And then

(02:06):
and then Hammer and Hank. Of course he's got that
podcast that he's doing, so he should be up on
current events. He should be up on current events. But
with the very least he should have the ability, and
this would be good practice for him to, uh to
chop it up about different things, right, I'd be curious. Yeah,
they dive in, Yeah, just the dive. And so we're
gonna do what he show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank
and Half Big. That's coming up. Also, some of the

(02:27):
trending news headlines got the entertainment stuff Birthday's porn of
Birthday on the way here on The Woody Show, if
you want to call in eight seven seven forty four
what he text or send us that to check in
over to two to nine eight seven. Some new numbers
showing that owning a pet costs way more than most
people think. Oh it's stupid money and uh and like

(02:48):
and like everything else, it just keeps getting more expensive.
Like first, people are asked how much they think it
costs to care for a dog for fifteen years. For
fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Let's say five gees a year just to take care.
That's to purchase which obviously you should be doing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Three times. I say forty five g's forty five thousand, yeah, yeah,
the whole thousand.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, that's fifteen I mean throwing some vet bills, you're
looking at fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Grand thuse's probably right the average guess. Fifteen years, people
were asked how much they think it costs to care
for a dog for fifteen years. The average guess was
eight one hundred and fifty eight dollars. Oh that's food
for years. Yeah, now yeah, have you priced outed dog
food curiously well pricey recently? For the real numbers, it's

(03:37):
more like three times that, maybe more. It depends on
the type of food you buy, whether you get lucky
with vet bills, how much you spoil them? Yeah, bill
obviously that entire amount. For dogs, it's between twenty two
thousand to just under sixty one thousand. Yeah, that's an
average of at least fifteen hundred bucks. Now the cost

(03:58):
has gone up about twelve percent in just the past
three years. And they said that having multiple pets does
save a little on a per pet basis, but not
a ton. In case you care about cats, a cat
now costs anywhere from twenty thousand to forty seven thousand
dollars to care for over the course of their life.

(04:18):
Seems like it should be less, how much you care
about it.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
I've had a lot of cats and it was a
lot less.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's an average. Cats are thirteen hundred dollars a year,
compared to dogs at fifteen hundred dollars a year. Now,
compare that to how much it cost to raise a kid? Right, So,
how much does it cost to raise a child priceless
to age eighteen? In the US? You always hear like
a quarter million, it's the rough. Well, the national average
middle income family total zero to eighteen years is three

(04:46):
hundred and ten thousand dollars. So girl seventeen thousand dollars
per year, but worth it. Now, what's included in that
Housing accounts for about twenty nine percent, food eighteen percent,
child care education not college sixteen percent, and then transportation, healthcare, clothing,
miscellaneous suff is thirty seven percent. Now, cost obviously varies

(05:10):
by location. The most expensive areas to raise a kid
in the northeast and the west coast, so New York City,
Los Angeles, things like.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
That get any deals.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
The cheapest is in the rural south and Midwest. And
now that price does not include college tuition, as I mentioned,
any kind of private school or even activities like sports
or dance lessons, things like that. Yeah, that was a
part of the list because that's extra. That's not like healthcare, clothing, space, food, housing,
just the basic stuff beyond. Yeah, exactly right, and that stuff. Man,

(05:43):
one of my friends and you know, our our mutual
friend Menace, they have their kid in like a thousand
different classes for different things, piano class, swim class, ice
skating class, dance class. But they were telling me about
these dance classes and the things. Oh my gosh, you
just have like a recital or whatever to competition competition. Yeah,
like one of these big dance competitions, Like how much

(06:05):
the outfits cost? Oh yeah, they have outfit changes and
little girls like you got to travel like kindergarteners. Yeah,
that makeup is the end goal there, like to be
a champion. Well you're not going to be a protect
but but you can have fun at the playground. But
it's also learning coordination and other things.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
I walk around. I learned how to corodinate. But the
thing is, like I have always asked that when it
comes to the dancing, I go, what is the end goal? Okay,
then let's say eventually you go pro and you do
a couple of.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Tours with the couple is not a high paying game.
But then after that what happens? You guys are looking
too deep into it. You want, you want your kids
to have, and we have to draw the line. There
are people that have way too many things and they go, oh,
well we just don't have any time. Well that's on you.
You as the parent, get to decide. You overbooked, right,
you over committed yourself, and that's that's your own fault. Right,

(07:01):
So you want your kid to have some type of
activity that they are legitimately interested and or passionate about,
and so you will try a number of different things,
like maybe you sign your kid up for soccer and
they don't really like that, but man, they really took
to baseball or in my son's case, hockey. You like,
just loved hockey. And we had him in baseball, we
had him in soccer, and just those things just didn't stick.

(07:22):
The man, he loved hockey. So he played that, thank god,
because it's one of the cheaper sports.

Speaker 9 (07:26):
Oh wait, oh wait, you don't be a special area
or anything.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, but are you booking flights for hockey and stuff
like that? No, I'm not doing because he's not on
a travel team. Okay, because when I was a kid,
we played soccer, but that was at the local school
or whatever. People who I'm friends with that have kids,
they're flying to different states, and that seems to be
way more That seems to be way more prevalent now
than it was when we were kids. Okay, so just

(07:53):
for reference, you're just tuning in, don't know, I'm forty eight, Greg,
you're in your early fifties, men's forties, Like, so we
you know what eighties and nineties kids right soccer down
the street. I knew a couple of kids total out
of like our whole school. I feel like, who were
on travel baseball teams? Are? I think I thought that
was like something you had to be invited to. Yeah.

(08:14):
I thought it was like, you know, like you were
really good, one step away from pro That's what I
always hear with Like Aau was like, oh man, that
must be like Jordan.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
But I got invited to be on traveling team. And
the only reason my mom said no she thought I
would get molested.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But he was super I mean I would do I'm
just telling you one of these days, how long have
we worked together in Menic since two thousand and seven.
I would love to have your mom on the air sometimes,
like the way that we got to interview Sea Bass's mom. Yeah,
because tell these you tell these stories about like the farm,
you tell these stories about like you know it's this

(08:49):
that yeah, or like like how she had you convinced
that doesn't matter protection or anything else, like if you
had sex with a girl she was getting pregnant.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
My mom is emotionally stable enough to do that. It's
a problem because I would love that. I would love that.
And then you know, I mean hearing about hearing from
Sea Bass Mom, which is incredible, and I thought it
was awesome that she went on Doctor Phil with him.
That's great, But I don't think my mom has the
capacity to do that without uh the show mom, Yeah,

(09:20):
giving her like mental harm for the rest of our
life questions.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I think I understand it sucks, but I just yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Think a lot of parents don't want to think about
some of the stuff they did as parents, Like I
know with my mom, for instance, there was there's an
incident that happened that I am positive that happened where
no one got hurt, but I might have almost got
eaten by a nalligator.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I remember this clear as day. And when a kid
got eaten that alligator a while ago, I asked my
mom about it. You know, my mom, My mom will
not discuss any of the boarding school stuff that was
such a big part your life, right, and that would
be the number one thing we want to ask her
and if it comes up, and what won't talk about

(10:08):
talking about it? But yeah, I mean, like she thought
you were give me lessa be on a travel team.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Yeah, she's not going with him and he's just alone.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, I'm totally I have another friend, his son plays
travel hockey and he loves it. Not the sun like
my buddy, he said. The parents, and they've developed this
parent click. They all travel to the different places for
these tournaments over the weekend and they hang out and
they go to cool restaurants and they drink and all
this other stuff. Much. Yeah, Now, my friend is not

(10:39):
the most social. I mean, he he's a radio guy,
but he loves as much as you and I do. Greg.
I'm just going home and having that, like just that
quiet time at home, and he's still doing on top
of it. And so I was surprised that he was
down for the fact of signing up for your weekends
are gone. I would never you're not traveling every single weekend,

(10:59):
but there's a lot of travel, and when you do
go out of town, it's far and you're gone for
the entire weekend. Fun not going to have fun. Fact.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
You know how we always like to talk about international stuff.
You know, a lot of these players pro are international,
Okay in America. They say that we overpractice in America
because it's just such big business that we're just like
making these kids go to all these games. Yeah, go
to all these practices because we make so much money

(11:29):
off of it versus other countries where these guys are
just going pro like every other day, they practiced way less,
did Babe Ruth.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Was he on traveling team.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
Yeah, well that's that's the thing, Like Mina said, it's
all business like when we were kids and it was
like someone's dad coaching out on a field.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
And now for soccer, they have all of these facilities
and all this other kind of stuff. It's actual business.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
So they're paying for overhead and all this other kind
of stuff that didn't used to be a thing.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Well, I remember talking to uh god, who was it.
We interviewed this old timey baseball guy one point, no
well known player too anyway, talking about when he played,
all the players major League Baseball, all the players had
to have second jobs because it just didn't pay. And
so like in the off season they would own like
a car dealership, Yeah they had to, or they were

(12:15):
a real estate agent, or they would do things like that.
And like talking about the facilities at the ballpark, there
were no weight rooms. There were like guys who like
they'd find like an old cinder block in the back
of the stadium and they're like kind of just doing
like a little bit of like weight training with that.
But like now, like all the science and all the
things that get poured into it, now that's trickle down
to the kids. Yeah you know there's a hill, go

(12:36):
run it. Yeah, right exactly. But we told we told
our kids from the very beginning, like, look, well sign
you up. You can do one activity at a time.
So you're not doing two sports because you always have
school obligations too. So school obligations and you get to
pick one extracurricular thing outside of whatever happens with school.
So for my daughter, she likes horses and stuff, okay cool,
and then for my son he likes hockey, okay cool. Yeah,

(12:58):
but then that's it. Yeah, but I doubled up on that,
and we told them straight up at the very beginning, guys,
you hit the lottery in a lot of ways, you're
gonna do a lot of really cool stuff. But unfortunately
one of those things, we are not a travel sports family. No,
you will never be on a travel team. You could
be on the high school team and they may travel
somewhere for something, and we'll do that. That's like a

(13:19):
one off thing. We are not signing you up for
travel sports. It's not everywhere. We're not that family. The
same way I was never gonna let my son sign
up for scouting. Oh it was, it was. It would
because of Venice's mom's no, because that's why he gets
you scouting. I would have had to go. I would
have to get suckered into going camping and building pinewood
derby cars, all those things I don't want to do, but.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Tell them to travel for When we were kids, though, right,
everything was just local communication.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Right there? Did you live out in the middle of
nowhere on a farm?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Any city is big enough.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
For this stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, we are into other new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's June fourth,
twenty twenty five. What up and what good? Yeah, Wich,
it's a phones that are opening at eight seven seven
forty four wood He text over to two two nine
eighty seven at your service this morning. My name is

(14:19):
what he? That is Greg Goring? Hi got the menace, hiround,
Good morning, mass is here. We've got Sammy morning. Morgan's
here taking your calls. You can find us on social
media at the Woody Show. Dude, I saw a thing
about how mister Beast, and he's got a net worth
over a billion dollars for the b and the whole

(14:42):
story is about how he's borrowing money, how could that
be real? From his mom to fund he's getting married,
so to fund the wedding. And he says that he's
just got little personal cash on him because he reinvests
so heavily into his businesses, Like, hey, son is not
liquid like Beast games into the feastivals, Uh, you know

(15:03):
whatever the snacks. Yeah, he does. He said he spends
around two hundred and fifty million dollars a year on
content creation alone. He and his fiance. They're planning a
smaller intimate wedding, possibly on an island, just a handful
of clothes, family and friends. But still weird. But you

(15:24):
can swing that on your own, Like, okay, so what
do they say for emergency fund for just like an
average person three months for an unexpected expense. But this
is an expected expense. You would think that he would
have like set aside a couple of posts dollars. Dude,
do one video. Yeah, take the revenue from that one video,

(15:45):
and that should pay for a small intimate wedding.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
You just get your sponsored.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Right, this is brought to you by fables, and then
take some money out of the make a little video
right content, Right, that's what That's what a lot of
people do. Anyway, these companies they'll hire quote outside contractor,
but the company that they hire is still under the
umbrella of their company. Yeah, charities, Yeah, they're just the

(16:11):
paying themselves. I saw something that was terrible advice because
it got broken down. But a lot of people fall
into that. I don't know how from a tax standpoint
or legality standpoint, you know, uh, because money gets shifted around,
so it's a form of money laundering. I'm listening, and
it's creative finance. Creative financing. Right. So there was this

(16:32):
thing about like you're wonder how all these rich guys
afford you know, Lamborghinis and Ferraris and stuff like that.
And basically what they do is they say they buy
it through the business. They get to claim the depreciation
on tax and so basically you have the because they
say it's going to be a customer facing asset. In
other words, it's to get people to look at your

(16:52):
business or pay attention to your business. You use this
ferrari even though you're driving it around a lot personally. Sure,
it's your calling card, it's your business. U. There was
a guy who owned a store somewhere care where it
was in Los Angeles. Maybe the guy's got the Ferrari
just parks out in front of the store every day.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
That's the d drive, I think.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, but that's like a suit store or something. Right, Yeah,
that rolls Royce yellow. It was right yellow to Hugo boss. Yeah. Right,
so the yellow store, so that he's known for that
has becoming you know, he's the yellow car guy, so
thing things like that. But then all these tax people,
accountants and you know whatever broke it down going. Yeah,

(17:32):
you can do that if you want to sit in
front of the I R s And explain to them like, okay,
so it's marketing. I'm a social media person and my
social media brings in X number of dollars. Most social
media people, by the way, not bringing in mister beast
type of a million. Yeah, they're bringing in let's just
call it seventy thousand dollars, right, sure, not the millions
that you think. It is not bad? Yeah, not bad

(17:53):
for just dicking around on social media. Explain to me
why a business that generates seventy thousand dollars needs a
million dollar Ferrari? It's a good question, like, and you can't,
and so therefore you're on the hook for that, and
so you try to get fancy with the I R S.
People say all the time, well, you know, you don't
have to pay taxes, you guys see the text. Of

(18:19):
course they come in on those kind of things. Just
don't pay them. Okay, you know, technically everybody's a lawyer.
All of a sudden, my house is a sovereign state.
So you might have you might have seen something about
this on social media. It did pop up in my feet.
I read about it previously. But so I'm not sure
if mister beast could really fund his wedding by feastables sponsoring,

(18:40):
like how that how that would turn around?

Speaker 8 (18:42):
I'm sure you can get another company sponsor.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
And if you want to see the Ferrari, it's house
of bijon b I j A N.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Well how about you again, you just you just peel
off instead of reinvesting all of it. Yeah, take all,
but let's call it a million dollars for your small intimate.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah right, Well, another thing is I mean, this is
for real right, because if you get a certain weight car,
you can write that off.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
Forget like a Ferrari that you just you know, you
pretend to use as marketing, but you mean a certain
weight to car.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
So that's why you see a lot of people that
have g wagons because it hits a certain weight limit
and then you can write it off in your taxes.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
If you're why let's say you're all to do with it?
Who knows?

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Because you because it can be considered like a work vehicle,
a commercial vehicle.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's why you'll see real estate agents driving heavier cars
because they can deduct that from their taxes because it's
their primary work vehicle. Well, and it has to be
a certain weight. That makes a little bit more sense.
Like if you're a real estate agent and you're driving
around to properties all the time, the same way you
can claim your mileage for work expense things like that.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's crazy. But it also determines it's by value of whatever,
so it could be whatever they eat the weight is. Yeah.
But yeah, that's why you see. It can't beg wagons, right,
but it can't people, It can't be something completely out
of whack financially compared to what your business generates apparently.
And now I'm not an expert either, so I'm not

(20:14):
gonna sider and go, well, technically, I'm just going by
what this. These videos will break it down. And then
these tax guys, because people think they're always getting over
on people, step ahead.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, but the rule is arbitrary. I mean, whoever came
up with this tax rule came up with this arbitrary weight.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Because they really wanted a certain car. Apparently it's over
six thousand pounds but under fourteen thousand pounds.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
And I don't care about any of That's a completely
different conversation for a different time. And get into taxation,
and you know how dumb and everybody agrees it sucks.
I know a couple of people. Yeah, But the greater
point is I think people very easily get suckered into
maybe getting into something thinking they're going to be able
to write it at all, it's not going to be

(20:55):
as big of an expense, and then they're sitting there,
they're holding the bag, so to speak. That sucks because
they need to look good for other people. They have
this need to you know, flood, there was now more
than ever who was that there was just a guy,
some some rapper. He just flew to Vegas on Southwest?
Oh yeah, did you see that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
And he was like, do you know how much a
private plane?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Cause he said, I could have spent ten grand on
a private jet to Vegas where this one got me
here in the same amount of time and it was
a getaway fair on Southwest, right.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
You know sometimes you see celebrities on Southwest, I think,
what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:31):
We see so many on there, the guys guy from
No Doubt, No Doubt. Do you see Brian Cranston on Yeah,
the Southwest? Yeah, now he was a list. He was
one through fifteen. Yeah, we said Southwest first class.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, oh, I'd brought it up on there.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
I just saw recently saw Chelsea Handler taking the same
plane as being like, why girl.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I saw John Oates from Holling Oats Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and I were like, oh, it's John Oas the hell
the Niga guy over there.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
But the Yeah, but the flight they were taking is
literally thirty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah, and I think it's pain was a t pain.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Okay, But then then then they were talking about how
MTV cribs back in the day, like those guys were
all renting those places, yeah, just to make it because
the image was so important. They were borrowing friends houses, friends, cars,
like people like all their friends would just bring their
cars over and they would say they were their cars.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
That makes a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
And there was there was one guy I want to
say he was one of the dudes from Wu Tang
Clan who showed like what it was. He was living
man Redman. Yeah but he's but he's anyway lived in
Staten Island in just some like regular ass place. There
was a friend of his sleeping on the floor when
they came by that day, and he just kept it
really real. I love that the show. He's like, yeah, man,

(22:43):
he goes, uh, it's it's not all the money that
you think it is.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, it wasn't that the infamous duct tape doorbell, his
doorbell's broken.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Everything's just yanky. Yeah. But he did not rent anything
respect He just showed exactly how it was like that.
Speaking of creative financing, fine things you can't have forward
for people who you don't who do you don't even know,
don't even know, to impress people that you don't even.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Know, Yeah, that you don't care about.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
There are some companies who do uncreative financing. I have
a friend who's in web development. He worked for a company.
They let him go and then hired him as a consultant,
and he's making double work for the company. Yeah, you
really like him, but it makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Well is it because they don't have to pay into
his other benefits? Perhaps so? Yeah, because I forget how
much they say that. There was something conversation I was
involved when we were trying to do something with a
hire and it was somebody that I had on the
you know, I was paying on the side, Like, well,
why can't we just make them an employee.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
A billion more dollars.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
This is a great topic because I would love to
have this answer, this question answered because independent contractors for companies,
like big companies, like tech companies, they get hired like
all the time, and they get paid way more, and
they also have to pay like a service to have
this employee. Why not just hire them? How does that

(24:05):
make more sense to have them as I think that's
what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Ye, pay roll taxes maybe and help insurance because when.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
You kick into the health insurance and all these other things,
they call it part of the head count around here, well,
our head count x y z. And for every person
before you even pay them any salary, you just know
up front is going to cost you X number of
dollars on top of whatever you're going to pay them
from a salary standpoint, so that you have that number.
So I guess if you're not getting those things, they

(24:33):
can pay you double. I guess maybe it also releases
them from some kind of liability because they're not technically
an EMPLOYEEA.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yeah, and you have to cover insurance on them probably
and all other things that we don't even think about.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
This is why people go to business school. Yeah. See,
it's weird, but I like that I don't have to
think about the tax part, Like just take the money
out of the you know, instead of being an independent
contractor and having to keep up with all that stuff
throughout the year. Pay your estimated taxes quarterly. I estimated
nine dollars. Yeah. I mean, if I pay someone to

(25:03):
cut my grass, I'm sure I would pay somebody to
do that for me. But it's the idea of it
that I hate, yeah so much. The word yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
But the guy on the Southwest flight you're talking about,
he's from top Dog entertainment is recently went viral. But yeah,
he was talking about the private jet costing ten thousand
dollars and he paid ninety nine dollars for him South.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Hop Dog Entertainment, so they do it was tied into somebody.
Yeah I kended Kendrick Lamar. Yeah okay, yeah, but yeah,
it makes way more sense. What thirty five minute flight?
Yeah exactly. Sometimes, like if you're no rush and there's
no other schedule, conflict or whatever, money's object. But there
are sometimes where the private jt is very nice. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(25:48):
You don't say yeah, no way yeaheah, like lighting up
for your seat. Yeah, there begging for a t say
we we just did it. We took a we took
a jet from Dallas to Vancouver to meet the Disney
Cruise and it was it was pretty rad, I gotta

(26:09):
say it was. It was like we we left Dallas
after you know, being out in the sun all day
at this big rock concert that our Dallas station hosted
called b f D So much fun, and we were
all really hungry and we were tired, and you know,
just yeah, so we you know, we left and we
we jumped on this plane to go to Vancouver and

(26:31):
there was a giant spread on board of sushi, so
much food and Texas barbecue. We ate like we were
going to the chair and then everybody passed out at
one point because I looked around everybody sleeping, My wife
Gina gray Wet looking knocked out. Yeah, they pull So

(26:51):
I gotta say it was pretty It was pretty bad.
So yeah, it's pro tip. Yeah, pro tip, get a
private jet. Look, if you have the opportunity, absolutely, you
can't do it every time. It's a memorable thing. Yeah. Anyway,
phones are open eight seven seven forty four. We're gonna
take a break. We're gonna come back, and we're gonna

(27:12):
be joined by our two friends, while longtime friends of Menace,
half Baked and Hammer and Hank Cameron. Hank's the one
that just just singing the anthem. I got an update
on that. Oh he did it? Oh sweetweet. Yeah, So
we're talking to him about that, and then we're going
to do a new segment because people really seem to
like Hank and Half Baked. Yeah, so half Bag pays

(27:32):
a lot of attention to news. Apparently news is one
of his things that he really likes. Yep, Hammer and
Hank is on a podcast now, he's got his own
podcast with this other guy Ryan and they talk about
current events and things like that. So we figured, you
remember that old show called Crossfire, Oh yeah, where a
topic gets thrown out and then the two people on
the show debate it. Would he show Crossfire with Hammer

(27:55):
and Hank and Half Baked? Okay, yeah, we haven't done
this before. It might suck, but we liked both these guys.
Gives them monopotics. They love being on the air. So
all right, welcome back in time for what do you
show Crossfire? There was I just remember, man, my stepdad

(28:17):
would watch CNN Crossfire b Lou Dobbs, and it was
that dude that always went cross fire. But I feel
like everything is a crossfire now pretty pretty much. It
wasn't it was Carlson. This was like back in like

(28:38):
the eighties, even earlier edition. Yeah, like early Dobbs and
somebody else.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
There was that bald guy who's married to Mary Mattlin
and he looks like a lizard.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
He was on there. So anyway, we figured we ask
our two friends, Hammer and Hank and Half Baked, because
apparently they both keep up with the news. Well, at
least Hammer and Hank's got his podcast, which I guess
how a big boost and subscribers. Nice. We were talking
after his last appearance here on the show. And also
there's a there's some more update about Hammer and Hank
half Baked. He just pays a lot of attention to

(29:09):
the news. According to Manas, all right, let me bring
these guys in here. Hold on, everybody said hi to
a half baked heake half bag. Let's say, what's up
my friend? What's up? All right? Hold on, and now
I'm gonna bring in uh, let's see bringing Hank Hank.
Are you there? Oh? Hey buddy? All right? So can
you now Half Baked and Hank, can you guys hear

(29:31):
each other? I just want to make sure everything's dialed
in proper. Yes, and where is that to know you?

Speaker 11 (29:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Hey, Hank? All right?

Speaker 12 (29:40):
Hank.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
First of all, let me congratulate you. You got to
sing the national anthem at the Modesto Nuts game. A
hold on, that was that was big? So were you nervous, Hank?
So because we had you practice here on the show
before you went and uh and got to sing at
the game. In fact, we have a little clip here
do you guys want to hear. Yeah, stretch. Okay, here

(30:01):
we go. This is a hammer and Hank doing the
anthem at the Modesto Nuts baseball game.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
Nas, we're supposed to be standing and.

Speaker 13 (30:53):
Night was still there.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Henk. Yeah you made it. You made it through. And
did you get like they give you, like one of
the jerseys or some kind of like gear. Did you
throw the pitch out? No, buddy, okay, nothing, just the song.
I can tell this Crossfire. I was gonna go, all right, So,
are you guys familiar with how crossfire works?

Speaker 12 (31:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Okay, so.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Cross fire?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, okay, exactly right. So we're gonna throw a topic
out to you guys, and then uh you each will
have a chance to uh say what you want to say,
and then you can react to the other person what
they say, and we're gonna see if you guys can
come to an agreement on a position on these different things. Okay, okay,
all right? So Greg has.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
Into Greg Gray habbits.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't know that ye should, So, Greg, what's the
what's the first topic? Do we want to start serious
or light? You want to start light? I'm really dying
to know.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Would you guys rather have a threesome with two hot
chicks or a girlfriend all the time. But she's only
kind of hot.

Speaker 11 (32:23):
I think with Tina chicks.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
We have the same taste. Hey, yeah, all right, then
happy what do you say?

Speaker 12 (32:34):
Chick?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Chick all the time?

Speaker 11 (32:39):
No, six all the time?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Okay, alright, alright, Hey, hey, what happened that one time
at the nightclub with that one chick that we're partying?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
What happened?

Speaker 11 (32:51):
That's the sound after Buddy host set it up?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Good friend, he got his d suck. Yeah that's pretty good,
pretty bad ass. Yeah, and now you're married or what
you guys still together?

Speaker 11 (33:07):
Nor one?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
All right, Greg Gory, give us another one for Hammer
and Hank and Half Bay Crossfire. Well, well, Gina had.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
A great one that you wanted to know about the
corporations and.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Yeah, you know it's Pride month, as I'm sure you
both know, and a lot of the big brands rain
Yeah okay, anyway, Uh, they are pulling back on Pride
merch this year. Do you think there should be more
Pride merch or or are they right to pull back
on that?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
All right, half Bake, We'll start with you on this one.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
I wouldn't buy that stuff, but if if you want
to buy, it's your decision.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
All right, just like the real crossman. Hank, what what
do you say?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I do?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Take one?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh? You agree with half Baked?

Speaker 12 (34:01):
Yeah, we're on the same page.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Have you ever gone to a pride celebration, like a
gay Pride thing.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Back in two thousand and two? Were you on like
a part of a parade, like on a float or something?

Speaker 14 (34:17):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (34:18):
I always watching with.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Okay, all right, so he was part of the party
cruise at the job. Yeah. Like I said, we have
a Greg gets invited every year to be part of
the float Pride prin in every year. He says no,
I say no, thank you. Yeah, he respectfully declines. All right.
So our next topic, in fact, I'm gonna throw one
out there for you guys. What to show crossfire with
half Banked and Hammer and Hank. Okay, So you might

(34:46):
have seen something about this in the news. Tinder as
a joke a number of years ago for April Fools,
they said that they were going to start incorporating like
a hype filter, so when you were on the dating app,
you could be able to say, like al Morgan says,
like she wouldn't be interested in anybody under you know,
whatever feet.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
The number one thing dating apps have revealed is that
women are the most highest in the world.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, and so anyway, that was that was That was
what they did as a joke for a perfols. But
now they're actually instituting it. They're doing a test run
right now, so you can filter by height. Are you
on board or off board with this idea? And Hank,
or we'll start with you.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
I don't go on dating apps. I'm sorry now here.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Maybe if I give you some perspective on it, you'll
have more to say, some shortcuts and crage. They're upset
about it. But here's the thing. It's not the first
dating app to do this because Hinge lets their paid
users filter by height, and somehow the planet guys continues
to spend Wow, unbelieva it goes. A Tinder spokesperson says
this is part of a broader effort to help people

(35:51):
connect more intentionally, and one complainer says, quote, it's so
hypocritical that men are demonized for having preferences, but it's
okay for women. Imagine if Tinder added a weight filter. Yeah,
so what do you say, Hank, Are you for or
against this idea with Tinder having a height filter.

Speaker 11 (36:11):
I'm against it.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
And why oh no, okay, thank you. Let's let's go
to Half Baked. What do you show Crossfire? Half Baked?
What do you think on the tie?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
I think it's good because you can just find what
you want right away.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, great if you're your type. Yeah, if you're wasting
your time then you go through all this stuff, then
you find out like, oh my god, that's just never
going to work because of now you can say, you know,
I'll argue that it's shallow. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yeah, you're pre screening a lot of guys because we
heard us some women all the time, is that I'm
actually an inch or two taller than my husband.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
And if this sort of filter was on their dating
app when they first met, they would have never met.
And you know, no kid is nothing else. Yeah, now,
half Baked, are you on the dating apps at all?

Speaker 8 (36:59):
No?

Speaker 12 (37:00):
Get all the six anyways?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Doesn't half ba? What is you out of the clubs?
Are you like meeting people at grocery stores? You just
can't call on the streets?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
What do you do?

Speaker 12 (37:10):
I'll just find them and get them and choke him?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Okay, and he gets what he means, and then he
moves on, Yeah, have baked U And when's the last
time when's the last time you were with a woman?

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Eighteen months?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Eighteen months ago? Okay, Hank, I'll ask you the same question,
when's the last time you were with a woman.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
About sixty minutes ago?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Six? There we go, it's a long time. There we go.
All right, So next question, what do you show crossfire
for Hammer and Hank and half Baked.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Let's say you are out on a date with a woman.
Everybody expects to get tipped, and we're just tipping left
and right everywhere we go. Do you guys think tipping
culture is totally out of control?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
All right, Happig, we'll start with you this time.

Speaker 11 (38:02):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (38:04):
Yes, but they do deserve tips, but maybe not to
this extreme.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, Like, what do you think would be a reasonable
tip for good service? Like, what's you the standard?

Speaker 12 (38:15):
Well, it depends on how much you paid in the restaurant,
if it's like Chilis or Hooters, or obviously you have
to tip a little more at Hooters.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Okay, yeah, a little bit of extra. You know, they're.

Speaker 12 (38:33):
Like five thousand factors per thing. Every situation is different
and has its own set of rules.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
But in general, because like right now, it seems like
the average like the like the average tip would be
expected twenty percent. Yeah, that we've moved there. It used
to be ten, then fifteen. Now we're up to twenty percent.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
Yeah, and I think it should be fifteen. There's a
little out there in outer space.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay, but what if you're just picking up your food.
You're not even eating at Hooters, you're just picking up
your hooter?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah? Do you tip for takeout? I wouldn't, Okay, all right, Hank,
what do you say.

Speaker 14 (39:16):
I'll take a woman out to a pop miss concert?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay? But how do you feel don't tip?

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Tip the musicians? Yeah? Maybe maybe he Hank, maybe you
misunderstood the question we weren't asking for. Like what's a tip? Like?
Not give us a tip for taking a checkout? This
is like tipping culture, like when you go and you
pay the bill, and like you tip the waitress or
you tip the bartender, Like, how do you feel I'll.

Speaker 14 (39:43):
Tip the waitress out?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
All right?

Speaker 7 (39:48):
What about it like a coffee shop and they're just
handing you your coffee and they have little tip jars
you always tip?

Speaker 11 (39:52):
There about fourteen fourteen percent.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Now what about Like.

Speaker 12 (39:57):
I said, every situation different.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay, all right, we have time for one more question
of this round of What You Show Crossfire with Hammer
and Hank and Half Baked the next one, please, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Well, we're all hearing about the Diddy trial. Do you
guys have thoughts on the Ditty trial?

Speaker 14 (40:16):
I think gd is a baby oil machine.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
I mean, that's not wrong.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
Fruit. I hope you burns in the hill.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
All right?

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Hell y.

Speaker 12 (40:34):
You going to the doble hockey sticks?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Hockey all right? So needless to say, half Bake thinks
that Diddy is guilty? Hammer and Hank, what do you say?

Speaker 14 (40:47):
I agree with half Baked one?

Speaker 12 (40:59):
Yea?

Speaker 8 (41:00):
And yeah, Hank, haven't you met Diddy?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Did not have it? Oh?

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I thought you met Diddy?

Speaker 12 (41:10):
You didn't meet them?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
That hearing from you this week? Yeah? Why what would happen?
What do you think Diddy would have thought of Hank?

Speaker 12 (41:20):
You would have thought he was a nice piece of me.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, well, there you go. It's our first ever round
of What You Show Crossfire with Hammer and Hank and
Half Baked fellas. Thank you so much for joining us, Hank.
It was tough to get a word in edgewise with you.
But otherwise, great job with the anthem, and you know,
good luck continued success with the podcast. We understand you've
gotten a lot of new subscribers since your last uh,

(41:49):
since your last appearance on the show, So I'm glad
that's going well. And uh and half baked, half baked.
Always good to talk to you, my friend.

Speaker 12 (41:57):
Yeah, remember you. The Department Store will live on in
our hearts forever.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Okay, right, I never forget missing. All right, all right,
thank you, thank you, guys. We're gonna take a break.
We got some more Woodies show for you. Next. Hang
on Woody Show, Morgan, are you ready? Oh my god,
I was born for the moment right here. Y'all don't

(42:26):
know this.

Speaker 15 (42:26):
I'm sm hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Woody Show.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
How about a wellness check on Morgan? How are you? Morgan?
Did you miss us while we were gone? Oh my god,
I really.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Did miss y'all.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 15 (42:44):
It was nice, haven't you gone?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh well, we missed you. Well, That's what I'm getting
to is you look like you were having so much fun.

Speaker 15 (42:51):
And I'm usually not like a Disney person, but man,
I wish I was on that cruizy go. Yeah, so
yeah I did miss you.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
So it was cool that we were gone but you
missed it. But missing Yeah, how does that work? Well,
I get it. It's like they get in the gang,
you know, but.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Like, also, it's nice to not have us around.

Speaker 15 (43:09):
Yeah, it's not like if you guys came back and
I'm like, oh, they're back.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
You know, I'm happy you guys. Have you guys?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
We gave her time to miss us.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, that's right, and everything's going well. Yeah, things are good.
Things with Cabo, things are well, no complaints there. So
are you still seeing each other about once a week?

Speaker 15 (43:26):
Give her take about usually like on a Sunday on
the weekends.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
And then how about the fighting? How's that going going good?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Except for oh it's a long story, but there's drama
with my quote unquote management.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Oh yeah, if only someone.

Speaker 15 (43:43):
Would have warned me beforehand. So I'm actually looking for
a new team, right, I have a coach and all that,
but I'm looking for now a way in to get
an actual fight, because to be booked and all that.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
So they never came through with any kind of fight
for you, they did.

Speaker 15 (44:01):
They offered me a fight in April and I didn't
go unfortunately, although I would have. I would have beat
some butt over there. But then there was some drama
with the management guy trying to hook up with the fighters.
It got a little diicy.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
On.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (44:17):
And that's another thing too. They wanted me to become
an OnlyFans girl, and I'm like, no, I'm only here
for the boxing part. So yeah, that coach, like the
management guy, like his social media is completely gone, Like
all the reviews on his page are like, this guy
creeps me out.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
If only somebody could have warned you ahead of time.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah, he coming.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
It's a shame you guys didn't tell me.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
I know right.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Well, for Hammer and Hank could Sound Garden, the Woodie Show,
The Woodie Show. I so what you guys think of
Crossfire with Hammer and Hank in Half Baked. Loved it,
big success, Yeah, just real lucid points. Yeah, and insightful.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Gave me a lot to think about.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Some good feedback on the text. Someone says love and
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked. That's from the nine
to one to five, seven oh two, hammeron Hank and
Half Baked for the perfect examples of Indica and Sativa
observation ever also true, they really swayed my opinion. Yeah.
On Hooters, was asking, yeah, and give us your feedback

(45:20):
on the text. That was the first time out for
that segment. Did you like it something we should do
again in the future, let us know. On the text
over to two to nine eight seven, Gina was saying, hey,
has half baked ever done? Because it's just his delivery.
His that's just the way he sounds, by the way.

Speaker 15 (45:35):
So good.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
It's not a put on, it's not at all.

Speaker 15 (45:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah, I asked if he ever did like stand up?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, and it's true he did. We sent him to
an open mic. I think it was menace, like three
other people who were there. Yep, but he went to
an open mic night with jokes that that Menace wrote.
Oh so like just like you'd have like the late
night monologue Weekend review. Here's a little bit of a
half bakes stand up at open mic night.

Speaker 12 (46:03):
I work in the grocery business, so I have access
to plenty of bags I can put over your mom's heads.

Speaker 13 (46:12):
Did it that was a sex joke? And also your
mom is ugly?

Speaker 12 (46:19):
Any singles ladies here tonight some extra bags from working.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Like l killer.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
Bags we had, you know, especially I'm on stage, especially
caught him.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
He's got it on dry ladies and gentleman Hugh Carter. Yeah,
so I mean he would do like a whole like
what fifteen minute set? Maybe he crushed. Yeah, I'll go
another joke.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
I would just grab myself as the opposite effect you have.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
After doing a line of blow.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Back to the sativa and indicator, Hello Netflix, where are you?
Eight seven seven forty four Woodings The Woody Show, and
we are into another new hour in sensitivity training for
a critically correct world on a Wednesday morning. It's June fourth,
twenty twenty five. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi Woody,

(47:24):
we got Menace, Hi, Jina grad is here? Hi Sea Bass? Right, yeah,
we got Sammy Morgan's taking new calls. Eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can sends a text over to
two two nine eight seven some of the trending news
headlines a brag like Sea Bass text that we got
eight oh one, Hey, Woodie Show, I want to take

(47:46):
an opportunity to brag like Sea Bass. After a two
month long interview process, I've been hired for a job
near the top of my career ladder. I get a
base salary, commissions, bonuses, equity grants, stock options, et cetera.
It's taking a lot of time to get to this point.
I'm almost forty, but I'm excited. Much long interview process

(48:12):
seems standard now, yea, God, I just know around here anytime.
But even when I look how long it took to
get Menji into the position. We knew Caroline was leaving.
We had a lot of notice, but even to get
the job posted and wait right, just to post it, well,

(48:35):
just to post it takes a long time. And then
you got to do all the interviews. You got to
actually find people. And then once you even you identify
who you think you might be interested in, then the
company makes you go through this whole other dog and
pony show of background checks and they go, well, that
could take up the two weeks and then and then
once that happens, then they have to produce like an
offer letter, and then that goes from and there's so

(48:57):
many levels of bureaucracy in that because then it has
to get approved by the uh what do they call it, bord.
It's got some really dumb name, like the Human Resources Committee,
or something something like that. Yeah, I forgot, I forget
exactly what it's. Uh wait, whatever it's called. It's it's uh,
oh my god, it's like, not the collateral Committee, it's

(49:18):
the collaboration Colinorious. Oh yeah it is. Uh it's something
very demeaning sounding. Oh, really like the cattle committee.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Pretty much at that point it was with notice and everything,
it was like seven months.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It took forever.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, God for just the job listing, Like once that
was posted, it took three plus months to get somebody in.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
People in like office settings, they have to go through
like seven interviews now, and they'll interview with somebody that
the interview goes well, and then they're just interviewing with
other people that are just forced to do the interview
just because they justifying their position, and those people are
not even interested in being part of the interview.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
And that's the other bureaucratical thing you have to hit
us amount of interviews. You have to talk to a
certain amount of people and different demographics and everything so
that way you're being fair to everybody. So at that
point you're like, well, even if we knew the person,
you still have to go through twenty people.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
No, matter what I mean, you would think with the
technology and make it easier because all the resumes and
everything are now just scanned in digitally, right or submitted
digitally for keywords, yeah, things like that. But it has
not made the process easier. In fact, it's made it
more difficult. In fact, one of the one of the
human it's not human resource committee, damn, what is it called.

(50:33):
It's a whole separate committee. Yeah. Yeah, it's a committee
that when any station in our company, which is close
to one thousand radio stations big and small, the smallest
station has an opening, they have to get the opening
to fill it approved by this committee, not even locally
on the local level, and it goes to this committee.

(50:54):
So one of the things they do now is they
wait to see what happens. So let's say we have
an opera ortunity or we have a job that's open.
What if the wood he show gets fired first? Save
some money? Well no, they So what they'll do is, okay,
we have this position for a producer open, right, They'll
wait to approve it for at least a month. They'll

(51:16):
know it's there, but they won't approve it to see
how we work around it. In the meantime to see
if we can work without it. Like so they go, oh,
but you've been doing it since the person left, or
since this you've been doing it for the last couple
of months without somebody, And so then they'll go, we
don't think it's necessary, and they wait for you in
that time for you to go back to them and go, hey,

(51:39):
what's the status of this? When does this get approved?
Because the people who submit it and then forget about
it for a while, they don't get theirs approved. They're
hoping that you just figure it out without it and
then you never have to fill the position. That's the
dragging our feet committee. Yes, I really wish I could
remember the name of this stupid committee.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
It's not like just a personnel committee.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
No, it again, it was something very corporate, very demeaning
hiring committee. That's now it's not a hiring committee once
we get there's a mountain of paperwork. It's an iHeart
thing damn anyway, pretty much a head account committee.

Speaker 13 (52:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Speaking of AI, this one point five billion dollar AI
company backed by Microsoft they've shut down. It turned out
that it wasn't AI at all. It was just hundreds
of computer engineers based at India. The company sold itself
saying that they were using artificial intelligence to you know,
whip up these custom apps and to do design code,

(52:35):
all in record time. And it turns out it's just
seven hundred Indian dudes all doing the work manually. Beta's
on computer was over here. Yeah, so Microsoft dumped four
hundred and fifty five million dollars into this thing. The
AI guys kept the whole charade going for eight years
before they finally got exposed. They were also inflating revenue

(52:57):
by just swapping fake invoices with another Indian tech company.
That'll do it. They've now filed for bankruptcy. They noted
on their filing that quote past decisions wrecked their finances,
which sure if by decisions you mean you faked an
AI empire with actual humans.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Actually, that's what it's coming to. We have to pretend
to be the machine.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah. It's like I remember when they first had the
at MS and people thought that there was a teller
in there, like because people didn't understand the technology, they
didn't know it was completely a machine. So they thought
it was kind of like a drive through bank teller
situation where you put the stuff in the little jar
thing and gets sucked up to the vacuum system. And

(53:40):
they hired a dwarf to go in the machine. They
thought it was just someone behind the wall at the bank, right,
what a great actor. Yeah, so they got busted. And
and how how did Microsoft put so much money into
a company that they really didn't understand how it worked?

(54:02):
Your computer people, I understand, Greg getting Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but you're Microsoft, you're supposed to know. I'm computer the
Woody Show. All right, Gina Gred What about the trending
news headlines? Yes, well, federal.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Officials just busted two Chinese nationals and what they're calling
a case of agro terrorism after one of them was
caught at the Detroit Airport trying to smuggle a dangerous
crop killing fungus into the United States. Yeah, it's called
I might need menaces help with this. It's fusarium gramm
and nearum.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Sure yeah, E is that correct chemical thing? Yea, yeah, yeah, exactly, Okay.

Speaker 7 (54:43):
And it can wipe out wheat and rice and barley.
It's already caused billions of dollars of damage worldwide. The
suspects claim it was for research at a Michigan university,
but it turns out they had Chinese government funding and
alleged ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It reminds me of remember when John Stewart really pissed
off Stephen Colbert when he went on the show there
because they were talking. It was during COVID. They were
talking about the lab.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
That was.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
That was back when everybody was you know, getting looked
sideways by saying it was anything other than you know,
a bat.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, but you get two options that aren't great. One
they're eating bats too, they're making deadly diseases.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
It was the first time I ever heard the word
pangle in.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I was like, is that an animal?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
But their excuse is research. I would use that as
a kid as my go to excuse for anything I did.
I lived on a very steep hill and I wanted
to roll stuff down the hill like a bowling ball.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
We owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science
has in many ways helped ease UH the suffering of
this pandemic UH.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Which was more than likely caused by science. Remember when
that was shocking? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
listen listen, what what what do you mean? By do
you mean like, there's a chance that this is creating
a lab. There's an investigation, a chance.

Speaker 16 (56:22):
There's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking Wuhan, China.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
What do we do? Oh, you know who?

Speaker 16 (56:30):
We could ask the Wuhan Novel Respiratory coronavirus lab.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
The disease is the same name as the lab.

Speaker 16 (56:40):
That's just that's just a little too weird, don't you think.
And then they asso scientists they're like, so, wait a minute,
you work at the wu Han Respiratory coronavirus lab.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
How did this happen?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
And they're like a pangolin kissed the turtle. Weird.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
The whole thing was so good at the time when
that happened. And great instincts by Colberto when somebody's on
a roll trying to shut him down.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, yeah, Well, the.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
DJ says this stuff could be used as a biological
weapon to screw up our agriculture. One of the dudes
in custody, but the other one fled to China, so
good luck finding him.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I'm sure the Chinese government will fleucch him out for us, right,
I'm sure send him right back.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Geze Gina they don't all look like totally.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
What I was saying.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
We've got an update on that King of the Hill tragedy.
Jonathan Joss, he was the voice of John Redcorn. He
was shot and killed outside his home in San Antonio, Texas,
and at first it looked like a possible hate crime.
We reported that they were reportedly yelling slurs and all
this stuff. Well, his husband claimed the neighbor who pulled
the trigger yelled homophobic slurs during the attack, But now

(57:47):
neighbors are saying, uh not dog. According to folks on
the block, the shooter and Joss had been locked any
years long feud.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
It had nothing to.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Do with sexuality.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
They say Joss had a rep for doing crazy stuff
like yelling at random people and banging pots and pans
on the roof in the middle of the night, which,
if you would.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Have loved as a neighbor right, sounds perfect. Fear thy neighbor. Yeah,
that's the best show.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
And cops say they've found no evidence that this was
a hate crime. Either shout or confessed and it's currently
in jail on a two hundred thousand dollars bond for murder.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Not so fast on the homophobia fact, I didn't realize
this was the second This was the second Red Corn.
The first guy died in a like an auto accident
in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Oh god, this is like the spinal tap drama exactly.
You don't want to be this What are you doing
to these guys? My god.

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Also, like when that news was coming out, there was
some other news about I didn't know this that the
original voice for all the female characters in South Park,
like she killed herself.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Oh really, sex man to bring the room down. They're
doing a new King of the Hill, right.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Yeah, it was like within the same twenty four hours
as well.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
It's going to I mean, I know it probably took
a while to get this going, but I have to
say what I say.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I want a car tone that shows the age of
characters gave there was I did see a picture. It
was an aged version of Hank and Peggy and Bobby.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Bobby.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, we're talking about very cool. So okay, I was
gonna say, because I think they were aging him in
this one.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (59:19):
Maybe they just got right on it after I said, well,
the US Navy ship Harvey Milk, named after the gay
rights leader, is getting renamed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered
the change as part of his push to bring back
a more warrior culture into the military. The new name
hasn't been announced yet, but by the way, this kind
of renaming is very rare.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
The move set off Also, how about that timing. Huh yeah,
take that Milk.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Yeah, send up a little bit of an ish storm
because Harvey Milk was an officer in the Navy before
he was forced to resign in the fifties.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Where you can sail the seventh.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Series against having one gay ship. That's the that's the
navy'shole reputation. Yeah, right, well, especially when they're docking, get it.
Thank you, and you know, I'm filled with semens just
gay overall.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Everything you're saying is a valid point.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
They were you guys know that song?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Yes, you know the people thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
It's their other hit.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Well, you can't put your mind at is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
So I changed like the USS heavily closeted.

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
He went on to become one of the first openly
gay elected officials in the US before being killed in
nineteen seventy eight. Pentagon says they're still reviewing the name
change and they will get back to us all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
He was face to face with a shooter. It's not like,
you know, he was like taking out any other way,
you know, kind of the milkness. Yeah, the milkness. Yeah,
I don't know anything about the story. Although he played
him in a movie. It does seem completely, uh unnecessary,
unnecessary waste of time. Like the ship's already named. Yeah,

(01:00:50):
move on, Yah, we're still next thing that goes for
all the things like uh oh, we're going to rename
this because now we're looking at it through right, you know,
political ends taking down a statue, yeah, correct, uh seven
two four saying y'all dismissing the homophobia as wild but
also on par for the show. Read the reports. Even
the cops came out and said the same thing. Also

(01:01:11):
with the story. We're not the ones dismissing the homophobia
in the in the the story of the King of
the Hill Guy story, I would say the murder is
the worst part. Yeah. Right, when.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
We first report it, we talked about the homophobia and
were talking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
About someone involved in a murder who just so happened
to be homosexual. It's not he wasn't killed because he
was homosexual. It wasn't a hate crime thing according to
what they're learning about from the investigation from the neighbor.
It's on TMZ, It's on all the other big news
sites because the cops came out and said that. So
you can assign that to you if you want, and
I'll accept it. You can, you can, you can assign

(01:01:49):
that to us. Yeah, the dog that was killed, I
heard it was gay, right, Yeah, you can if you like,
if that, if that makes you feel better or whatever.
But just to clarify for everybody else, that was not
us editorializing. That is what the news update is to
the story correct.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
And if I ever get murdered, it won't be for
my sexuality. It'll be for my person that thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
We have it on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Good reasons to date, so much more to you.

Speaker 12 (01:02:17):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Three sisters from Washington State.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
It was Peyton who is nine, Evelyn who is eight,
and Olivia Decker who is five, tragically found dead after
disappearing during a scheduled visit with their dad, Travis Decker
on May thirtieth. Cops found their bodies near the Rock
Island Campground in Chilan County on Monday. Dad was a
former Army soldier with a ton of training, currently wanted
for three counts of first degree murder and one count

(01:02:39):
of kidnapping. He bounced, though, so nobody can find him.
Authorities want to make sure people know he's considered potentially dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Potentially potentially they've murdered his own kids. Yeah, I would
say he's actually dangerous.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Feel him out first, Yeah, Luigi Mangione, you know the
twenty six year old accused of straight up assassinating the
CEO of United Healthcare. Well, he's because he doesn't want
to wear handcuffs or a bulletproof vest in court.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Well, there's a way to stay on a handcuff, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
He says he's been a model prisoner with zero drama
during his one hundred and sixty seventh day stay at
Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center. Good Boy, his lawyer, says, having
him shackled up makes him look like a walking threat
could unfairly sway the jury, and the judge almost bought it,
but then court officers found a heart shaped love note
smuggled into one of his socks from a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
So I guess he's not a model.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Prisoner after all.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
Prison Right frostcutters aren't buying the inner survive right so hot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I hate that model prisoner good behavior stuff like what
are you supposed to do? What you're supposed to be?

Speaker 12 (01:03:40):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
They're calling this a straight up act of terrorism. Not
the notes, but what he allegedly did and ever since
is not guilty plea and his viral court moment, Luigi's
become a magnet for attention for all the wrong reasons,
and it ain't over because his next court date is
set for June twenty six.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
All the wrong reasons is right, so overrated in the
looks department, you know, like people your taste is questionable?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, you know what word? I'm completely tired of hearing.
And I know we make it a joke on this show,
and you got to you gotta shoehorn it into everything allegedly.
I know they even use it in situations where you
know who did it, like you saw it happen.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
I use it ironically because this came originally when I
was interviewing the people who are fans of Floyd Baby
there allegedly yeah, And I said to them, yeah, so
what about you know how he went to jail for
beating up women?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And they said, alleged, no, no, no, No, it's not
allegedly you're convicted. Yeah, it's a word that is used
incorrectly in situations like that and just like literally overused.

Speaker 12 (01:04:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yeah, Well, I have some good news for you. We
want to add on some good food news.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Oh yeah, Well, after nearly a decade off the menu,
McDonald's is officially bringing back the snack wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Is this for like that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I see people. I see a lot of people like
down for this. I loved the snack wrap, the Ranch
snack wrap. Yeah, they were good. I mean it was
a nice option. Yeah, I loved it. It just has
a little a side that's your side. I mean I
never went hard on it, you know what I mean?
And I are saying people are pretending like they went
hard on it. Yeah, I don't know. I always ordered it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Well, they will be featured on the new with the
new mccrispy strips with shredded lettuce, cheese, soft flower tortilla
available in two flavors, spicy and Ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
To celebrate the comeback, now this I get on board with.
This is the overhype.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Mickeyde's launched a dedicated website called snack wrap files dot com,
which has behind the scenes content and fan tributes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Stop the Mexican pizza people, right, I agree, that's that's
a little much. If they had like taken away the
Big Mac and brought it back, that that'd be different.
Rib locator or whatever you could, you can you can understand.
But yeah, the the snack craps, I have not tried
what do they call the mccrispy trips, strips, mccrispy strips.
They tried those many good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
They are, They're okay, but they are clearly from frozen meeting.
It's a pre breaded, pre frozen, pre cooked like Carnival.
So it comes out like as opposed to like say
a raised canes or Dave's hot chicken. It comes out
hard less, you know, it's just it's less.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Good than from friend I love. I love the nuggets,
like the McDonald's nuggets. I love different. So that's that
pink slime which is lime, it's not. But I'm the
Tempora batter stuff and that's good. I like that better
than will you get breading at other places? That's different?
Is it the same like the breading for.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Those chicken tender?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
It's a chicken tender, but is that hard again from
freezer still willing to try it. Guys, don't take my word.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
That's what's going on. Wing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
All right, thank you very much for grant more. Woody
Show is next show. We'll be right back. A couple
of things. Somebody finally got back to me with the
name of that committee, oh, that the company has when

(01:07:09):
they're hiring. When they're hiring, and it's like a team
of like five or six people. They go through every
in our case, every radio station that has a position
available or a position to fill, and they have to
drag it out to see if the station figures out
how to deal without it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
And it's like totally dehumanizing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
And the name of the it's called Human Capital Group.
It how corporate and douche is that? And I guess
somebody got in trouble one time because they called it
the Human Collateral Group because they just mixed up the
name as they were talking quickly, and they're like, oh,
they did not like that. In fact, this person who
told me the name of the of the of the

(01:07:49):
group also said that because of how much negative feedback
they got, because when people found out about what they
were calling it, now they don't even call it the
Human Capitol group anymore. They have not rebranded it probably
and so now it's still a committee. Don't refer to
themselves as the Human Capital Group anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Now it's just the ominous committee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
It's just it goes to committe. Let's see if it
gets out of committee.

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah, they have a secret meetings in the forest. Yeah. Also,
ladies and gentlemen, Happy birthday to boards by big birthday babe.
Yeah you're guys. How old today? Thirty thirty eight? Thirty
eight years old? Now, any big plans for your birthday?
He went to the dermatologists yesterday. Oh yeah, that's exciting,

(01:08:35):
very good birthday. Yeah, treat yourself. Yeah, that was a
nice birthday gift. Three three mole biopsies. That was great. Yeah, cool,
that's fun. Yeah. Any plans for your actual birthday today?
Nothing I know of, not that I know. I think.
Maybe we'll go to a mall I think.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
And yeah, yeah, see a guy about some action figures
and yeah, exactly a lot of Japanese figure shops of
this mall.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Alright, let me let me ask you a question. Does
your wife do the whole thing? Because I know how
much you guys love your guinea pigs. Do the guinea
pigs give you a birthday card or a gift of
any kind of pop prints. Do you guys get gifts
from the guinea pigs?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
I think in years past I have gotten a gift
or two from them, But it's not like a regular thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Does come with a card sloppily written.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Right, my wife did did do a pall once?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Well, there there are three birthday cakes in here, as
his tradition. There looks to be a vanilla one, a
chocolate one. I can't see what the one on the
far side of a little boba tea. Yeahide, yeah, Well
there's like a white confetti cake which somebody's already taking
a slice of it, and then and then and then
the chocolate one, and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Chocolate can't wait to get a little bit of the
beat us.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Yeah, so v wich one is good? Did you try? Uh?
Did you try both of them? Are both those slices
from you?

Speaker 12 (01:10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I would say the chocolate joint is fired, chocolate joint
is tired? Is it wet? And and what Matt wet?
Matt moist? And the confetti cake is good and yeah
that's yeah. When you get his review on this, you

(01:10:28):
gotta keep in mind I mean, everything's better when you're high, right,
which he always is. So oh yeah, big munchie vibe.
Right now, it's take a quick break. Happy birthday boards
this guy. Yeah, the Woody Show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.

(01:10:50):
Appreciate the time. Now, if you just tell a couple
of people about the show, that'd be great. Yeah, you know,
tell them about the show. Give him to tune in, listen,
even just for five minutes, that'd be that'd be swell. Yeah,
that them a link to the podcast. Link to the podcast. Yeah,
you text it.

Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
It's easy.

Speaker 12 (01:11:06):
People.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I've been asking me more lately about like, do you
guys care if we listen on the radio. They're trying
to be helpful from like a rating standpoint or whatever.
Is it better if we listen over the air or
listen to the podcast. I used to say over the air,
because that's where we get the stuff that we're still
most graded on. But I've got to the point where

(01:11:29):
it's like I don't care anymore. As long as you're
listening to the show in any way, shape or form,
that's great. I think that works for us. They say
they have the ability the company all says they have
the ability to see like, oh, well we could see
obviously number of downloads or streams or whatever whatever it is.
M because it used to be like, if like a
tenth of a point would fall off of ratings, they'd

(01:11:51):
be like, well, what's going on here? And meetings, meetings, meetings,
And that's why when they started like doing the whole
thing with the streaming and you can listen on smart devices,
the speakers and things like that, they were really trying
to get everybody to tell all right, to listen to that.
But inevitably, when people would then migrate over to the
speaker or to the stream and it wasn't counting towards ratings,

(01:12:15):
they would go, well, why is it that we had
a point three drop from our radio? Maybe it's because
we've been telling everybody like you told us to. So
I stopped doing that, yeah, right, because I'm like, look,
if this is how I'm gonna be great, I stopped
doing it. As we asked everybody to, hey, if you
can listen over the FM, that'd be the best for us.
But now I don't care. So however you listen however

(01:12:36):
you want to tell people to listen it's on you
just thank you. We'll take We're at the point we'll
just take whatever we can get.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
Yes, we are number forty six on the top one
hundred iHeartRadio podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Is that right? Yes, it's pretty Yeah. Where did we peak?

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Is that the one's produced by our heart Radio or
on their right now? Yeah, on their list on the
iHeartRadio list.

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
By the way, every podcast that's available on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
Were number.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Of all the ones that are on there, yes, not
just of the shows within the company. Yeah, shows everyone. Well,
here's the thing. They wouldn't just put us in there.
They do that with other things. Like they they they
they will feature certain shows or certain personnelity. We've never
been featured for our podcast on any of their podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
But all the other shows video pre rolls before it
was it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Was to the point I'm saying it was to the
point a couple of years ago, a few years ago,
might have been longer this. People were calling into the
show and right and when we put them on hold
and we picked up the call, and I was wondering
why nobody seemed to be prepared, because it was one
of those where like a guess who's guests? While Menace
is already guessed and Greg was already guessed, and the

(01:13:55):
next person would guess Greg, and I go, is nobody
paying attention? What has happened to? No one listening? Turns
out that while they were on hold for our show,
they were being played the Ryan Seacrest show. Stop it
on our hold? And is anybody shocked by that? And
we're like wait, and they're like, well, you couldn't hear
it because I was listening to Ryan Seacrest, Like, well,
why you listening to Ryan Seacrest and calling no, no, no, no.

(01:14:18):
It was being when you push it on hold, it
started playing rys How would that happen? And so we
got the engineers and sure as hell, ye like, and
they claim they have no idea how that happened. But
we're always asked to enhance other people, but no one's
ever We've never been. We've never been the show on
other people's hold. We've never we've never. We used to

(01:14:40):
run these things and I intentionally delete them now. But
it would say, oh, listen to Christmas music on our
other station and listen to this on this other go
away from us. Hey you're please leave? Yeah, I work
so hard so we can give you stuff that you
can listen to and enjoy and have fun and not
want to leave option.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
And to answer your question, Greg, we have peaked. The
highest we've gone is thirty six amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Tell people of the show listening either on the station,
direct him to the radio station or the podcast. Whatever works,
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
And to answer everybody's question, why we haven't gotten higher
is because we don't interview famous people constantly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
Well, I mean our number one podcast that we've had
in the past couple of years is when we interviewed Flee. Okay,
that simple.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Here's the thing. It's either that or you got to
be a chick talking about sex like murder. What are
those two call her? Daddy thing? Daddy's interviewing famous people
all they do.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
And I'll say this to Menas's point, Yeah, you don't
have to do that kind of show obviously, But Joe
Rogan isn't a great podcaster worth one hundred million dollars
from podcasting because he's really funny and it's great to
talk to. It's because super famous and super funny people
go on there all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
He's not good. Here's the thing I'm not interested in.
I mean, it'd be great if we could be number one,
but I'm not willing to do stuff like that to
be number one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
No, that's what I'm saying on a podcast. This is
getting the question why, Yeah, why aren't you higher on
the list?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because we don't really do why we don't really
do interviews because quite frankly, not interested, which is fine,
that's totally yeah. You know, that's a reasonable place to be. Yeah.
The guitar that Michael J. Fox plays at the Enchantment,
Under the Seed Dance and Back to the Future is missing.
Oh no, And the headline made it sound like it
had been stolen. Yeah, like maybe somebody took it off
the set and you know, nobody knows where, Like the

(01:16:27):
ruby slippers from Wizard of Those were stolen at one point.
I guess they're back now the guy could turn them right,
yea hey, and it has been missing since nineteen eighty five.
It's a cherry red Gibson EES three forty five and
a fun fact, that would be a nineteen sixty or
sixty one model, which means it's historically inaccurate. You guys,

(01:16:49):
since the part of the movie is featured and it
takes place in nineteen fifty five, you know, And it's
not like Marty brought it with him. He borrowed it
off of the band. The band that was there anyway,
maybe the band your cousin.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
Berry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Well, you know that sound you're looking for, Well, listen
to this. Anyway, everybody involved wants to find it. They
even made a video with all the stars of the movie,
so Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson,
they're all asking anybody's been a kind of information to
come forward. So the story goes though the guitar was
rented from a place in Los Angeles called Norman's Rare Guitars.

(01:17:26):
Oh yeah, there's documentaries about this place exactly, and it
was returned after they were done filming, and nobody knows
where it went after that. So somebody probably just bought
it from Normans and there's just no record of the sale.
So it's not getting Yeah, now, if you thought, like, man,
you know what, I bought a guitar in nineteen eighty

(01:17:46):
five from Normans, it was that Cherry Red Gibson E.
S Three forty five imagine that. Imagine one of those
things you hear about people that buy something that they know.
Doesn't Grandpa and Attic have the old guitar. They don't.
They don't realize what the the value is of what
they bought because it was just something from goodwill or
like some sort of painting and it's super valdream. That's

(01:18:10):
why you go antiquing people.

Speaker 12 (01:18:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Yeah, you never know. I mean you can read more
about it. They created a website for the search, it's
Lost to the Future dot com if you're interested. But
said that would be something cool. We talked about what
would be a cool piece of movie memorabilia to own
and if you get to say, oh, it's Marty's guitar
from Back to the Future, especially for me, but I'm
saying in general, like you shouldn't have to over explain

(01:18:33):
or show a picture of whatever the item is. Yeah,
you should just be able to say, Oh, it's Marty's
guitar that he played the enchantment on the Seed Dance. Oh,
I know exactly what that is.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
Also, are you fascinated by barn finds. They're like, oh,
we just found this bar and the hell like Corvette. Yeah,
twenty exotic cars, Like, how many of those barns are
out there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Oh no, I did see one. We know people make
the bids on storage lockers. So this guy he bought it.
I forget for how much? There was seven million dollars
in there?

Speaker 11 (01:19:03):
Oh what?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
And then once the owner is finally the people who
were like breaking bad who legit owned it, was like, oh, yeah,
that's fine. They came forward and they offered the guy
like six hundred thousand dollars, Hey, give us our seven
million bag that we abandoned somehow, math math and I
guess he settled for one point two million, but still
one point two million. Flipped yeah, sold. People said, well,

(01:19:29):
he should have kept all seven million. I probably would have.
I would have given it back. Well, I would have.
I would have negotiated for more, Like, yes, you could
buy it back for me. I bought it legally. Yeah,
I don't want the seven million dollar value. I understand
what you're saying. You're gonna have to do better than
six hundred thousand, I said two two million.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Well, the type of person that would put seven million
dollars in a storage lockers an idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Shady? Oh no, no, no, well, yes, but he's not
on the books. There you go. They might willing to
do certain things to get that money back that you
wouldn't like, or just a paranoid person. For the longest time,
Menace had to go to the check cashing place with
his paycheck because he was he couldn't get a bank account,
put in a shoe box because he had DJ credit.
He had like radio person credit. They wouldn't even like you,

(01:20:15):
They wouldn't take your money, dumbass. Contest. You want to
win a prize, let's play. The Craigslist price is right right.
Phones will open those up now eight seven seven forty
four woody for the contest. So contest only to call
in eight seven seven forty four woody. All these random
things being sold on Craigslist. I'll tell everybody about one

(01:20:35):
of those items to ask somebody here in the studio
to give me a bid on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then you on
the phone as the contestant, We'll just have to guess
is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the
bid that was given here in the studio, And if
you can do that correctly, we'll set you up with
the prize from the Woody Show prize closet. I don't
know what it is. That's why it's probably might be

(01:20:58):
seven million dollars. I think sometimes it's think most of
the time it's just a gift card. I'll a cash
card like whatever, like twenty five bucks or something. Who
knows it's better than nothing, right, Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. What if you want to play? That's eight
seven seven forty four. What he will do? The Craigslist
price is right? Next? Hang on? Do you watch years

(01:21:18):
after years after years and then you see them in
person and it's it's all the different.

Speaker 13 (01:21:22):
Experience than you do watching them all over the Sperience.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Show? What do you show back in the.

Speaker 17 (01:21:33):
Show?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Eight seven seven forty four? What weld you were looking
for some contestants and we're gonna play today's dumbmass contest,
and today's dumb ass contest is the Craiglist price is right.
Number of things sold on Craigslist every day. Some of
them are very odd, like why would you even bother

(01:21:56):
selling that? Some of the things are just you know, whatever?
Is this a lure to getting to your house?

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Or for me to come rob you? At yours. Let's
find out what is being sold. I'm gonna tell you
about one of the items. Ask somebody here to the
studio to give me a bit on how much they
think it's being sold for on Craigslist. And if you
can guess correctly higher or lower, you are going to
be the winner. Eight seven seven forty four. What is
the number that's eight seven seven And then we're gonna

(01:22:22):
go to our first contestant here and we're gonna say
hello to Tatiana. Hey, good morning, Tatiana, Good morning morning.
And we're gonna and we're gonna start with Greg Gory
on this one. It's a ride a Pride kitchen towel.

(01:22:42):
Show your pride with this super cute l g TB
plus pride with cbb B. Okay, well they I thought
maybe they changed it and get the memory. Okay, it's perculus.
It's a hanging kitchen towel removes quickly like magic for laundering.
Just pull on the band machine washable, durable for easy cleaning.

(01:23:05):
Like it's a towel that does sound magical. Look at
this thing. It's barely yeah. The rainbow that looks great
as a professional gay. The whole rainbow scheme is just
not appealing, totally not child never has been. How much
for the Pride Kitchen towel, Greg, let's go with an
even five dollars five bucks, Tatia. Do you think the

(01:23:27):
actual Craigslist price is higher and lower than five bucks?
It's a towel, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
It is.

Speaker 12 (01:23:40):
It a used towel.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
You heard what we heard? Sorry, okay, not for that? Well,
who was.

Speaker 13 (01:23:47):
Lower?

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Lower actual Craigslist price nine dollars? Nobody spend the appreciate it.
Let's go to Bianca. Good morning, beyond good morning. Craigslist
price is right, menace, you are next. Just go His
obsession with all things Formula one. This is a rare

(01:24:09):
nineteen sixties ATC Japan ten toy Formula one Ferrari. Oh
it's a little like a toy car thing. Yeah, number
thirty six Ferrari with driver F one friction motor cool
in nice, nice condition, no rust. Let me show you
a picture. So it's Japan and F one does doesn't

(01:24:29):
get more minutes double boner. It's that old timy type
of toy that's metal. Yeah, Ferrari. It looked good on
a knickknack shelf. Oh yeah, in a curio cabinet. What
do you think, menes, what's the what's the price on
Craigslist for this thing? I'm gonna say thirty dollars thirty bucks, Bianca,

(01:24:50):
do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
lower than thirty dollars? I'm going to go higher, higher,
much higher. One hundred and fifty nine dollars. You are
a winner. You're on the Craigslist prices right, Hang on
one second, Thank you for listening to the Wood Show.
Let's say hi to Ben. Hey, good morning, Ben, Good

(01:25:11):
morning morning. All right, Next up, let's go Gina Greb Yes,
Gina for sale on Craigslist. Alaska river rocks. Oh, just
picked up a few of those? Are you supposed to take? Those?

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Alaska Collection of river rocks circa nineteen sixty five to
nineteen sixty six from Alaska. In the military, I spent
a lot of time off duty fishing in the cuscom
Swim River, a sure remote area interior of Alaska. The
only way in is by plane or boat. Also picked

(01:25:46):
up a lot of river rocks during the year that
I was there. These are the rocks that I am
offering for sale. See This is one of the big example. Why, yeah,
you look at these things. You don't go, oh, those
are from Alaska.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
I've got to have those names.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
They're not They're not from the sixties, so they're from
like sixty six hundred million years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
All rocks included in the price. So what you see
here is what you would get is a lot. Oh,
it's a lot of rocks that.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
Many fill a jar, lots of different colors, the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Summer brown and some are gray. And what would you
do with it? Suck on them? I knew a kid
in first grade they did that. Not much.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
I'm gonna say this person sounds insane, but not so
insane to overprice the rocks twenty dollars twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Ben, do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
lower than twenty bucks.

Speaker 11 (01:26:35):
Let's go higher higher, this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
He's serious. One hundred dollars. No, no way, no how,
one hundred dollars for rocks. Got of here? Congratulations, Hang
on one second, will will get all of your information.
Let's go to Jared next, say good morning, Jared, good
morning playing the craig. This price is right next up? Uh,

(01:27:03):
clearly Sammy on this one. It's a John F. Kennedy
in Memoriam plate or plates. Okay, let's see here, perfect
way to honor our favorite fallen president. Nine inch plates.
There's two of those gold rim first of all, rim
and lettering is in gold, excellent condition. And here's the

(01:27:26):
here's the plate commemorative plates. Okay, that's terrible plate. Yeah,
that looks homemade. Yeah, it's like a little it's a
stencil of JFK.

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
And then a little bit that's that's not efficient old
English lettering.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
A scale terrible. By the way, any kind of collector's
plate is so taggy. Have you ever seen a cool
collector's plate? No, I haven't either.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
There's some that are Okay, this one all right, honestly,
this one price, I'm gonna say ten ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Jared, what do you think actual Craigslist price higher or
lower than ten dollars? I'm going to go higher higher, Well,
the actual Craigslist price for this hideous John F. Kennedy
in Memorium plate set ten dollars. Wow, tie goes to
the caller. You are a winner. Congratulations and hang on

(01:28:24):
my friends a way.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
Fun fact, the Bras Exchange still producing plates after all
these years. Super cool and you can get an Elvis
fiftieth anniversary for only two dollars and about to copy it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
That's amazing. Let's go to hazus say good morning, Haesus,
good morning morning. All right, so Craigslist price is right
sea bass you haven't you haven't had it one yet? Right, Okay,
here we go. Uh breast milk, bags of breast milk.
You can help me clear some room in my freezer.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Hood for someone who had a sperm donation because they
don't have well yeah, maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
I have two. Where are we going with that? Yeah? Sorry,
my comedy failed. As it is, I have two hundred
plus ounces to get rid of. Now it's a per
ounce and they're frozen one to two days after being
pumped into six ounces per back, so six ounce back
so and uh yeah, so you're gonna be bidding doing pumping. Yeah,

(01:29:26):
they would give it a price per ounce, but now
they also have it broken out here per bag. So
it's how much per bag? Six ounce of breast milk? Yeah?
It says I'm on vitamin D, vitamin C, zinc and
magnesiu I, but I am alcohol drug, caffeine, caffeine and
smoke free no flu or COVID vaccine.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
Somethings fishy about that last part is a big indicator.
And why does she have two hundred ounces of stored
breast milk?

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Be a breeder, like a permanent breeder in that last
part about no vaccines? Yeah, that could be like an
off grid lad. Yeah all right, So how much how
much do you think for a six ounce bag of
breast milk because of the no vaccine RFK style. I'll
give her eleven dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Eleven dollars, hey, zeus, do you think the actual crisis
price is higher or lower than eleven dollars?

Speaker 11 (01:30:10):
I think it's gonna be higher higher.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Actual Craigslist price for a six ounce bag of breast
milk that'll cost you eighteen dollars. You are a winner,
my friend.

Speaker 11 (01:30:19):
Congratulations and uh hey seedbacks. I really do have three
deep prizers full of frozen breast milk right now?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (01:30:27):
Yeah, we just had a baby and she just pumped
a lot and we had a.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Breeze them flat and put them in ziplock.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
Backs just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Oh yeah, well, now you know how much you could
charge on crazies.

Speaker 11 (01:30:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Hey, bodybuilders love that. Yeah, yeah, true, they'll do anything. Yeah,
all right, Haze's hang on one second. Congratulations winner on
the Craigslist price is right. Yeah, I could make clarent
chowder with it. Oh good God, because you think you
have it all figured out. Next thing, you know, you
live another twenty years. Show for me, right back the

(01:31:07):
Woody Show. And one of the last things we just
had in the Craigslist price is right, there was the
person selling the six ounds packs of breast milk. And
some people are our breast milk enthusiasts who were mentioning bodybuilders.
She had mentioned that you said you knew somebody or no,
I know it was a thing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, the fat, the calories, the nutrient.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah. But then some people are just gross and just
like it.

Speaker 17 (01:31:34):
When Howard Cohen makes him smoothies, he adds food, yogurt
and milk, but in this case it's breast milk.

Speaker 11 (01:31:41):
To drink, it's straight.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
It has a bit of a yucky, oily undertaste.

Speaker 17 (01:31:45):
Howard, diagnosed with prostate cancer, came across Swedish research that
found that mother's milk killed cancer cells in petri dishes.
He gets his supply from a milk bank similar to
a blood bank, but for breast milk.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Or noticing an increase in the number of patients who
are adults and children who are using hum and milk.

Speaker 17 (01:32:03):
Leading specialists like Mass General Hospitals and doctor David Newburgh
says the Swedish research is interesting, but that there's no
scientific proof that mother's milk can help cancer patients.

Speaker 18 (01:32:13):
I do think that it's premature for adults to be
drinking breast milk. It hasn't been fully tested yet, and
we like to be very careful not to use things
in humans that we don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I wait a second. I feel like there's people out
there who will use all that kind of stuff to say, oh, no,
it's for these other purposes. But really it's just there
being pervy, and yeah they are they want to drink
breast milk. I know where this came from.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
Yeah, you know Julianne who used to work on the show.
She was squaring breast milk.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Yeah, at a bar, at a bar in Mexico, at
a resort, and people are, yeah, it's to be with weed. Remember,
people used to pretend they were twenty one years old
and they had glaucoma share, yeah, or they had these
other things. Just to be able to get the weaves.
I was like, well, yeah, actually it's been scientifically proven
that breast milk.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
Although it does sound ironic to say we don't know
if this is okay for humans when it came out
of a human.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
I don't care listening because you love it. As long
as you're listening. This is the Hoody Show, all right,
Welcome back everybody. It's a Wednesday morning. It is the
Woody Show. Yesterday, man, we had a hell of a
time getting someone to pick up the phone. Yeah, we
did that grand prize winner for that, for that Disney

(01:33:29):
Alaska cruise, way too hard. Somebody had sent us a
note saying, oh my god, I was dying with those
calls trying to get the grand prize winner. I do
sweepstakes fulfillment, and the amount of gifts that we can't
give away and have to donate to charity is about
half Wow, Because I guess they just can't get a
hold of the person who won. But like, why couldn't

(01:33:50):
In our case, we just kept going down the list. Yeah,
like we just kept picking another name until we got
someone who picked up. Damn. That's why we always say
entered and I always do it entered content will win
or do you think there was a who was it?

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
I just won Yeah recently for DC Hotel. Yeah, and
flights and VIP tickets to eat. I get those emails
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Yeah. Or did we know somebody or did somebody that
was working with us when the PlayStation or the xbox
from filling out the Taco bell receipt thing at one
point Wow, Ever, we talked about that. This was years ago,
years ago, like when the new Xbox of the new
PlayStation come. Everybody wanted it and there was like one hey,
take a survey, you have a chance to win a
whatever xbox and PlayStation on the bottom of their Taco

(01:34:37):
Bell receipt. They filled it out and they won, And
then we had some stats about just how many people
actually enter those like bottom of the receipt, Yeah, take
a survey, win cash or win a prize ding Yeah.
And the people who are we call them prize pigs
who just sign up for all this stuff constantly they're saying,
that's like some of the best odds.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Damn, I just got a check for like twenty four
bucks for some class action lawsuit I did.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
I googled it. I don't remember if it is so
funny the holidays. Today it is a shopping cart Day,
cy Bass some of the adventure of the shopping cart
in Oklahoma City. I believe it's a Global running Day,
no thank you, International Corky Day, which those things are hideous.
Yea are like the idiots dog legs, They're they're weird.

(01:35:28):
National Cheese Day, National Cognac Day. It's a National huger
cat Day. Okay, I have one. I'll find menace. What's
happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 8 (01:35:40):
Well, Disney's live action lead Low and Stitch is officially
the second highest growing movie of twenty twenty five. It
has made six hundred and ten million dollars worldwide. But
it doesn't look like it's going to have much competition,
at least for the kids this weekend, because this weekend
is Ballerina, which is the John Wigs Woody competition. Yeah,

(01:36:00):
but I mean, I mean, the kids aren't going to
go see that, so it's probably gonna make even more money.
Critics are split on the movie, though, because they say
it doesn't really stick too much to the original, but
audience don't care. They're giving it. Audiences like myself don't care.
They give it a ninety three percent. I got to
see it on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Wat Yeah, did you like it? I did make you emotional, like,
oh my gosh, I was crying, Oh my god. Yeah.
It was like, oh, we're going on to see the movie.
What are you going? Nope, we're drinking.

Speaker 17 (01:36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
And then Gina didn't go.

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
We're like, yeah, well watching the movie and it ruled
hard really did yep? Just what I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
All right, let's talk about what did your stup? He's
not he loves it, but my husband had to go
and he's like, is this over yet? Okay? Oh the
kid loved it? Well kids, you know that's the thing
about kids. Kids will like any movie you take him
to go see, although he.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Still says the animated one was better.

Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
But Stitch is so cute in this movie, Like it
really is kind of like a baby Yoda, but Stitch
where you just love watching it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Yeah, and it reminds me of my French bulldog. So
I loved it. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:37:07):
All right, Well, let's talk colognes everybody, Yes, yeah, let's
talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
Page six, they put out a list of celebrities and
what they use and this one brand keeps on popping
up and Okay, so I just like came familiar with
this brand about four years ago. I would always see it,
but I never like looked at the bottle. And it's
been around for two hundred and sixty five years, and
that would be the brand Creed.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Do you know the brand Creed?

Speaker 8 (01:37:34):
No familiar about when you go to like New York
and you see all the knockoff stuff. You would see
like these Creed bottles everywhere, and then any place that
I go to, they'll always have knockoffs of it. So
I always thought it was like a knockoff brand, but
it's actually like a luxury brand that everybody knocks off.
And people like George Cooney, Clinton Eastwood and Robert Redford. Oh,

(01:37:58):
they like the old school brand. They go with the
Creed green Irish tweed.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Now that I'm looking at it does not look familiar.

Speaker 12 (01:38:07):
Really.

Speaker 8 (01:38:08):
They have like whole stores for this stuff, like in
the places like you know crystals, Uh, the mall in
Vegas right there, they'll have a whole Creed store and
they have so many different smells for this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Did you ever find out, Gina, what our friend Tim
Martinez was wearing oh yes, yes, he walked in here
one morning and man fell over Craig Gina myself because
he was like on our side of the room. Yea,
And man, he smelled delicious, so clean and crisp.

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
Something we can all get and I'm sure all afford.
It was the teak wood scented lotion from Bath and Bodyworks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
So that's a suspect. Yeah, it's a little He's not
going very hard with this Onered in the street.

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
Some of the younger folks like Harry Styles, he goes
with the tom or tobacco.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Yeah, yeah, I bought some of them. Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah,
it's like a tobacco vanilla. I like that tom for Greg,
which you would approve I.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Would forward, Oh, of course I would. I was into
that a while back, and it's I kind of got
over it, to be honest. It doesn't smell good on me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
It might smell good on others. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:39:20):
Travis Kelsey, he likes Luis Baton, mid to War sure, yeahorious,
notorious MITTI.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Work mature. How would you how would you pronounce it?
Like like maybe met your're yeah all right spelled m
E t e O r E. Yeah. Clones with a
lot of weird accidents. Clones are big with the the
teenage boys always, yeah, because they like, now you have

(01:39:50):
all these subscription things where they'll send you once a
month and it's super cheap. He and all his friends
had signed up for it, so they send you like
little tiny samples all these tw diferent colones every month,
and uh and then you know they all try out
the different different clones. I guess to see which ones
that's from.

Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
There's little kids on social media that are like clone reviewers.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Are you serious? Oh yeah, but they talked like they're
like mobsters and stuff. I remember it was like, uh,
like your car, your car, cool session, obsession, Polo yeah,
Polo K one. Yeah, we're gonna shim, We're gonna sit

(01:40:34):
like it's and you know, we don't do There's another one.
My buddy had it. It was like kind of in
a blue glass bottle that was like the shape like
the torso of a man. Oh yeah cool, Uh it
was it was I don't know. Yeah. Angelia and Joe
Lee is celebrating a birthday today. She's fifty years old.

(01:40:56):
Our buddy, comic and actor T J. Miller is forty four.
You played Weasel in the Deadpool Movies. Was also great
in the HBO show Silicon Valley at earlier Godman. Yeah,
he's got a lot of peanut butters too, tp B
and Jay peanut butter. The line he's got the toffee
crispy chocolate cherry love that one chocolate coconut almond classic anyway. TJ.

(01:41:20):
Miller's forty four. Horatio Sands from SNL is fifty six.
Russell Brand is fifty today. Bar Raffelli, Oh, she's hot.
The model who used to give it up to Leonardo DiCaprio,
she's forty. Noah Wiling from e R is fifty four.
Scott Wolfe, who is Bailey on Party of Five? He's
a fifty seven fil Rossi. He was a great character
Juice on Sons of Anarchy. He was also on Luke Cage. Oh,

(01:41:44):
he was Shades on Luke Cage. He's fifty. Josh McDermott
from The Walking Dead is forty seven. Una Chaplin this
is Rob Stark's wife on Game of Thrones. Fun fact,
she's also the granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin. So you know,
Nepo baby Gregor and I'm saying, ih Chaplet thirty nine
today and then I'll be sure. I guys, remember Alb Shore,

(01:42:06):
you know the name. Hold On, I gotta I got
a clip. I got a clip. It's ringing a bell. Yeah,
there's a man. I don't I don't remember what the
year was. Hold on, let me let me bring a
clip of of Alb Shore. He had a song night
and day. Remember this song? Oh yeah, birthday? All right, honey,

(01:42:34):
I'll get what it break it breaks it down here.
It's like a girl that was big in than that
was like big into like early eighties and the early nineties.
You get this R and B. Remember, yeah, pretty exactly.
Hell yeah, anyway, I'll be sure. It's fifty seven years old. Today.

(01:42:57):
Your porn of birthday is Missy Love and today's birthday, Earl.
She's had her ass in the air more than a
yoga instructor one hundred and fifty eight fine films, including
Celebrating My Divorce Volume one, Oh that's good. She was
in Get It Up Grandpa Volume two, also Double Meat
Fantasies Volume one, one of Greg's favorites, Spicy Lesbian Sleepover.

(01:43:18):
That's a great classic. She was in Knaughty Blonde Masturbating
in the pool also my first ever anal volume one
and who can forget her unforgetable role in VIP service
Champagne and rimming include rimming included. Yeah, you mess up
the good one all right? Anyway, that's Missy Love, who's

(01:43:39):
twenty six years old today, and that's your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays and that a little look what's happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show
more fun than Gonerrhea. I mean, I've had Goneree a
few times and I'd say I haven't had goneriaity show. Well,
that's gonna do it for a Wednesday morning. If you

(01:44:00):
missed on today's show, you get caught up on the
full show podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
special thanks to our friends Hammer and Hank and Half
Baked Oh Yeah, and the Davie of a Woody Show Crossfire.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
If you missed it Hammer and Hank and Half Baked
debating all the biggest issues of the day, you catch
it on the podcast Massive Vision. And if you got
for us between now and tomorrow morning can leave on
the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woody
says an email email at the woodieshow dot com, or
just stay entertained by following us on the social media
platform of your choice. Look for us wherever you like

(01:44:36):
at the Woody Show. Good yeah, yeah, all right, Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Please, yeah, now that is Pride Month. Don't give your
money to corporation slapping rainbows on everything. Give your money
to me a gay directly.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Yeah. Greg will post his QR code for his venmo
in his cell. Yes, screw the corporate rainbow stuff. That's
a great idea. That would be kind of interesting. See
how much money you could collects of times, say like,
just just put it up there and see if anybody
gives you money. I'd be too embarrassed, you know, on
account of your gay Pride Month. Ironically, no shame or pride,

(01:45:15):
no exactly collecting money just because you are all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the One Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Thursday. Have a great day. S MD double M.
Quit this bitch,