FULL SHOW POD:The Woody Show November 26th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody today.
It's Wednesday, midweek. It is November the twenty sixth, twenty
twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Oh mording, that's great, gory. Hi,

(00:58):
we got Menace, Kogram Sea Bass Sammy. There's Morgan. She
is our associate producer von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
bort Menji. Thank you for being here and giving us
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course on email email at the Woodieshow dot com. On
the show for you today, we're talking weird collections. I mean,
I guess all collections are strange, Like you're collecting a
bunch of one particular thing, ye collective. It's all just subjective, right,

(01:45):
Exactly do you have a weird collection. Also, speaking of
weird freak of the week, Yeah, Sea Bass will introduce
us to another one of these weirdohs. Sometimes you have
to look and find the silver lining of things. So
and we haven't done this for a while, the silver
lining stories, oh a while. So you know a bunch
of different stuff you can get in on eight seven

(02:06):
seven forty four. What he text over to two two
nine eight seven, Hey, Sammy had a social dilemma? Yes,
so what was it like?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
You were at a restaurant?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
So the social dilemma was I was at a place
where you walk up and kind of order food.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
All the tables were taken.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
And so I was sitting eating with my brother and
we're looking around at people waiting for tables, and he said, oh,
how about we give it to this family right here.
They have some kids, and so I thought okay, And
as he got up to give them the table, there
was a pregnant.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Lady that was right there waiting for a table as well.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
So the question is who do you give it to
the family with kids or the pregnant lady.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I get up and I let him fight it out. Yeah,
I get up and go why do you select who
takes your hand. What a bitch move.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I was just gonna you would you wouldn't be like,
are we giving this too?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Was waiting there?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, then we're done eating? Yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh I always do that judges.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeahs if a place is full and people are waiting
for tables, I pick who's gonna get my tape.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It sounds I never even really wouldst racist to me. Actually,
that sounds like the same. That person has the same
mentality as the person who tries to control the speed
of traffic. So they're basically like a like they're speed
checking everybody, like, well, I'm in the left lane, sure,
but I'm already going a little bit over the speed limit,
so I'm not going to move out of the way.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
We're going to talk about dangerous driving, just like a
general bitch.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right, Or the person who knows that you're waiting for
the spot in the parking lot and yet they just
sit in their car and like I've done that. They're like,
I am not going to let that person I control it.
And you're not rushing it though, your hands up, you're
not honking your horn, you're not doing any of that
kind of stuff. You're just simply waiting for the spot.

(03:50):
But they've decided that they're going to take their sweet
ass time because they've decided. The Sami's of the world
have decided that you are not worthy of quote their spots.
It is not your table.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
I guess it is a power move. I didn't think
of it that way.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I thought of it as being nice if like, oh,
we're gonna give it to this like family.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Here, that's not your choice. Very strange.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't pick at all.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
I would just literally get up and go now. I
also do up up next is gonna be you Hey, wait.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Hold on first, let me tell you you need like
a SOB story and like any medical bills.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Does this family have cancer? I don't work there. That said,
I don't like the people who are just kind of hovering.
They see you're about to wrap up, like all these
people look about done, and so they start doing that circling,
the hovering around your table around like man, don't crowd
me either.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
That is what the pregnant lady was doing.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
But I didn't notice she was.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Pregnant until after because the table was above her belly,
and so I was like, oh, this this lady.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
No and then we got I was like, oh no,
she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Wait did you call her fat bitch? Jeez?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Now, manas this sounds like another good reason. And if
you show up at a restaurant and there's a line
and a.

Speaker 10 (04:56):
Waituh I turn around and go to the restaurant next
to Yeah, don't stop there.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, it's you ordered the counter and then you go sit.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
You're waiting for a table. You see the place to
eat there. See the place is too crowded for and
you you intend on sitting obviously, you see the place
is too crowded for everybody that's already there.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So you go to the next place. Yeah, okay, so
under the let's say, under the hypothetical, let's say that
we weren't all against Sammy here.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Right, Okay, just for the hypothetical.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, So it's between so you have to the family
with two kids or the pregnant lady, and you are
going to be a dick, and you're going to decide.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
You're gonna choose that you are the You are a
restaurant god.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, you are the lord of the table over the table.
You're taking the job of the hostess.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
No, there is no hostess or.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Of whatever, the person who's supposed to be like the manager.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
It's just a grab a table.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Yeah, the pregnant woman alone, she was, but I'm guessing there.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
No, she's not alone. She's sitting for two with child.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
There was no one else around her.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
But I have a feeling she was just trying to
grab a table and then call whoever she was with.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, So if it's between the family with two kids
or the pregnant lady, who are you giving? If you're
Sammy and you're being all rotten self, but who are
you giving the table to? I would go family.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
I'll go family as well, because I'm not going to
give a whole table to a pregnant Yeah, she can find.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
A corner somewhere.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm being pregnant fault, you know.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I'm giving to the family as well. And just
because there's just more to try to coordinate, coordinate by
the corral. Yeah, so like and if the place is
crowded to begin with, the whole family, Yeah, because I
feel more for the parents who are trying to deal
with the kids who are waiting for the table. Los
suit down. Okay, well we got to wait for a table.

(06:39):
We gotta wait our turn. I am. I am sympathizing
with the family with that. Yeah, not, I mean men
is the other way to avoid problems with kids? Don't
have them, but also don't show up to wait to
sit down place with kids?

Speaker 10 (06:52):
I know, leave at home, like Greg says, like put
them in a.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Historic and then go out to eat.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Now, I know this doesn't really matter because she's pregnant.
But how hot was the pregnant ship?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, yes, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
She was.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
She was attractive.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, asked the question. Sammy starts looking around. We're going
to give the answer. I don't know. We weren't there
once again? Is one of that crossed from the wind?
You were there? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't know where the win is.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
But a lot of people are a lot of people
are just oblivious to the world around them.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know where the wind is.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
It's huge.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Walk out the front door of the restaurant, it's right
in front.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
I remember there being an escalator somewhere.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
I think there is.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's a multi level people the restaurant. I've never even
been to know. When you go to Vegas, there's that
one place with the escalator.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh I know that street corner.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, I've never even been to the restaurant. And I
know where Okay, it's in a multi level.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Building, parking garage was and where we parked, and I
need to see on the escalator by the Croc store,
and that is what I know.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay. Do you know if the pregnant lady was hot
or not?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yes she was?

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Okay, all right, Well, still went with the family. Of course,
I get in the in the case where I suddenly
don't make in the case where.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I can decide first said, it's a hypothetical. Else it's
first come, first served. Is that first come parentheses? Do
I like them more?

Speaker 6 (08:19):
But everyone's just standing around.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
I'm surprised that nobody does this.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know. When I'm done, I would have never
even cled my mind. Make sure all the trash is
picked up. If there's something that fell on the ground
or on my table, I'll even like brush the crumbs
or whatever. And then I and then I just I
get up, I go throw my crap away, and I
walk out. What happens after I walk away is not
my problem, not at all.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Well, now there is a there's a human psychology thing
where one like like the parking spot example, where once
we have something, even if it's not ours, but once
it's once we put it in our mind as ours,
we start taking control of it, ownership of it.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Do this.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
I mean, no one's in this cycle like Sammy is you.
But that is a human psychology thing when you you
take control of something and you kind of and want
to manage it.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Also, I can be aware of the people that are
around the table, but not the location of where I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
She had to remember her parking spot.

Speaker 11 (09:07):
Man.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Man, she's very complicated. There was a lot going on
in her.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, that's right, apparently too much.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Remember breathe in, breathe out.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, breathe in.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Breathe cheddary? Are that all day long?

Speaker 12 (09:19):
Share?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Alright?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
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Speaker 2 (09:24):
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Speaker 13 (09:50):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Here's the question for everybody listening. Whatever your hometown is,
maybe it's not even like your city, your home city,
but you're home state. Are people always talking about something
that is quote famous, like you know, you know, Nashville
Hot Chicken is an example that Sea Bats brought up
at one point because remember everybody started talking about Nashville

(10:14):
Hot chicken. Oh, Kentucky Fried Chicken came out with a
Nashville Hot chicken, right now. Sea Bass is originally from Nashville,
and it was just like all of a sudden, it
was every It went from being really nowhere to now
everywhere had it on the menu. Nashvillfalo hot, we want
Nashville hot. That's better something, right, And so somebody was like,
wait a minute, how did he mean? Like I'm from there,
I don't even recognize this. I mean, there's princes that's

(10:36):
been around forever, but that was about.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
It, right, right, And well, so the thing is what
he's right, It came out of nowhere, and I talked
to people who were born and raised Nashville. They're like, yeah,
that just became that popped into what.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Is this thing? I lived in Saint Louis for a while,
and while I've heard the name, nobody can really tell
me exactly what it was like. But I don't know
what that means, because I know there's a barbecue, there's
there's with sauce, and then some are like just dry
rub right Kansas City versus Texas? Correct, Now, there were
st there are style ribs that you'll see on what
and a go, I don't know that. Is there something

(11:08):
from your home city, your home state that is associated
And people go, oh, it's whatever, style whatever, And you're like,
what is that? Huh? And everybody seems to be a
mystery to them. Well, we bring this up because my hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Sea Bats brings up Pittsburgh style steak because we were
talking about a couple other things. There's a Pittsburgh style

(11:29):
salad which is not hard is hardly a salad. It's iceberg, lettuce,
and now it doesn't always have to be steak, but
most people like to put the steak on it. So
a steak salad really okay, or chicken. You'll put chicken
on there. Now here's what makes it the Pittsburgh style. Uh,
they'll put French fries on it, because they do everything
with French fries. And they put shredded cheese and some

(11:52):
hard boiled eggs.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
So you have that.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's steak and fries, which is great. Then some crappy
iceberg medestum mean taco salads considered. You know, they called
a salad. It's not really a salad anyway. We talked
about that. We talked about the Pittsburgh style sandwich, which
is like a Primanny Brother sandwich with again French fries,
coleslaw with maybe so I'd like to put an egg
on I get the cheese.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Greg, that's a Also that's a San Diego style or
Mission style burrito with the frog. Yeah, well they call
it California style burrito.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, So something like that a good example on the
on the text like, yeah, Detroit style pizza was never
a thing until recently. It's funny, it's not even really
a thing here in Detroit. It kind of is. I
only heard about it when we went to Detroit and
an hour to go get it. So it wasn't readily
available anywhere.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Because I went to the Detroit Style Pizza that's downtown.
I think what it's called.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's damn good. I don't know wherever we went. We
had to take an airplane.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
And the other difference rectangle it goes up to the
cheese and sauscas all the way to the edge.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's not that great. Yeah, anyway, so style steak, so
Seabasco is what a Pittsburgh style steak? And I go,
what the hell is that? I've never heard that my
entire life. And he's like, he's getting very impassionate in
his argument. I just never heard of it. So I
called my dad, who he's in his sixties and he's
lived in Pittsburgh his entire life. He's never heard of it.

(13:17):
He's like, what is that? Didn't hear about it? We
called Pittsburgh City Hall. They never heard of it. Now
city hall ass picked up the phone. Called the Steelers
Sideline store, right, yeah, the pro storees the steel Steelers
and stuff. Yeah, And the lady who had they had
never heard of She said, is that with the fries
on top?

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Like to be fair, the reason I was so impassionate
is because I I googled it, which I'm good at doing,
and there were five hundred articles that describe Pittsburgh style steak.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
So I'm like, well, this is clearly a thing. It's
not a thing nobody there has been. I called dell
was a Del Frisco's downtown. I said, you guys serve
a stak Pittsburgh style. She's like, oh yeah, black and bluey. Absolutely,
she knew exactly what I was talking. Okay, but if
you called a radio person ask him a radio question,
I'm sure they're gonna know. Like, which is why I
don't blame your dad, Like if you could have called
any other restaurant, like not a steak place, right if

(14:06):
I called But if I called my dad and my
mom and asked him anything about Nashville culture, they won't know,
just because they're old people who just don't do that. Pas.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
See, that was his go to answer for everything, Like, well,
what do you call your dad? He doesn't go out?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah? What I did? I called somebody else to this
guy goes out to record Dinner's program director. He's going
out a lot and doing different things. That's a better example. Okay,
So we called we called our our buddy David. David
picks up and we asked him what it was. He goes,
uh yeah, and he did hear about it. But here's
the thing. This guy has lived in Pittsburgh for thirty years. Okay,

(14:37):
he only heard about it a month ago, a month
or so ago on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Nowhere in
Pittsburgh did you hear about this? So it was international. No,
he heard it about on a Rabilbian cruise and it
was on the menu. It's in Pittsburgh style steak.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
Can he go?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Can I ask you the waiter?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Can I ask you a question, as in person from Pittsburgh,
what the hell is a Pittsburgh style steak?

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Black and blue? So push by the way, he's he's
hot seat to the outside. And by the way, there's
Pittsburgh restaurants that serves the uh yeah, supposedly, that's the
way the steel workers eight. It's a steak and you
call it steakhouse, and they know what it's about.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
It's black, it's seared black on the outside, but other
than that, it's rare on the end.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
And my other point of this is there's literally a
small chain of steakhouses called Pittsburgh Blue steakhouses, So clearly
it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
So they have okay, but they're the place, right, Like,
there's one place in Pittsburgh. There's a Pittsburgh they call
it Pittsburgh style pizza and it's called Bettos Medos, dude,
and oh as if everybody's clamoring for this, no they're not.
There's one place that sells this card.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
They bake the crust, they bake the sauce, and then
they put everything else wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
They throw the loose cheese, loose cheese. It's the weirdest thing.
I'd never even heard of, never heard of it anyway.
So somebody text over said, I'm from Baltimore and you
hear Baltimore style wings on their menu.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And that's one thousand percent not a thing in Baltimore.
What's a Baltimore's what it makes it? Ball don't because
like at least with your.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Like with Nashville hot is different than Buffalo hot because
it doesn't rely as much on the vinegar and cayenne.
It's more of like a smoky I forget what it
is exactly. I couldn't even tell you, but it's it's
a different style of heat, so there's at least a
difference there.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Can I ask you a question, Uh, where did you
even come across this Pittsburgh style steak thing?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Well, I is you folks who don't know this. But
before I joined the Woodie Show, I was a food
writer for Thrillist. I was their local. So you just
get you get used. You hear terms, you hear tur
like and I would I fully agree with you in
that certain things are more uh ubiquitous.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Menis so a.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
Philly cheese steak people know because the names there are
cheese steak. But people know that's. Oh, I know what
that is. Chicago Deep Dish pizza. Again, it's in the name.
They know what that is. Nashville Hot Chicken people like, Oh,
they don't know exactly why it's that, but they may know.
And I in Pittsburgh, I think Pittsburgh style steak is
down that list where it's not as famous at all.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
But but again, I but I mean not famous at all.
I gus, there were five hundred articles recipes. There's a
chain of restaurants called Pittsburgh Blue Steak is awesome. Thank you. Okay,
it might be great, but that's not the point that's not.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
That's not they're not arguing it's as known as, like
I said, a Philly cheese steak.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But it is definitely a thing, of course. Okay, So
does it exist? Yes? Does anybody even in Pittsburgh know
it exists? The percentage I would be if you went
on the streets and went to wherever you wanted to go,
and you would ask them one hundred people with ten maybe, Well,
look at the timeline on Google.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Oh, the Google trends is a good point, because when
I googled it there were articles going back is you know,
twenty something years and that's just the Internet. And again
apparently it's if you don't respect Pittsburgh steel workers, that's
on youparently, that's how they get their steaks.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Are there any.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
Left this is this is probably apocryphal, menace, but they
say that that's the reason it's called Pittsburgh style blue
is the steel workers would have their their they bring
raw steak to work like you do, and they wouldn't
have anything to cook it on, so they had just
on the hot steel or with their wedding torches. That's
why it's charred on the outside and raw.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, So a legend, just throwing this out there, not
sure if there's anything like this from whatever city or
state that you are, from your hometown, and like what
people know or don't know?

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Like if you if you told me Nashville hot Chicken
today and I was like, no one's ever heard of that,
and you google it and found five on results, I'd say,
you know what, I was wrong?

Speaker 6 (18:23):
You would never.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Like a boom boom. It's like g a dome eight
seven seven text us over to two to seven.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Oh, this is unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
This guy he got me bitten on the testicles by
twelve foot python while we're sitting on a toilet. About that, Yeah,
so he beat the snake to death with a toilet brush.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Nice, damn, that's a strong toilet brush.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That thing really go through the toilet or did he
put in?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, what's it's Thailand? Was gonna say, what country?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guy in Thailand? Okay yeah. Louisville, Kentucky.
The Jefferson County School District, they changed their bus routes
this year, so I left some kids without easy access
to transportation. So a group of middle schoolers they protested
by recording a hip hop song called where my bus at?

(19:27):
Where your grammar is at? A better question? Well, that's
why they're going to school sea. All right, here's the
I believe that they call this a bop? Right, okay,
all right, there we go. That's really good. That's a

(19:55):
good bop. You know that's good sor right.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
They're trying to do what this kid, these from Europe
are doing, or they're making songs like this, and the
kids from Europe are just like making straight bangers.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah that's not AI, it's I mean, you know somebody
actually made that. It's very decent. I like it. I
want to tell everybody what happened with your cartnarks thing
which you were trying to register to.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
So something else to be aware of if you're a
small business.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Person, I understand.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Okay, So I so to get verified on the Facebook
and Instagram platforms. They will they'll do it for you
for a fee, uh, which is what Twitter does too.
But they want you to have a business license. So
I said, okay, I might as well get a business
license for cart arcs, make it official. I already have
insurance because I know if I get sued, this company's
not saving me. So I go through the process, get

(20:42):
the LLC and I get fifteen pieces of mail. I'm like, oh,
what's all this And it looks real official for cotton
Arks LLC business blah blah blah blah blah, and it's
like you could get a thousand and fifteen hundred dollars
fine right now if you don't have the employee safety workplace,
you know, posts and the human traffic poster.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Do people have to do after running a business out
of their house.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
That's the question I had, because but these letters look
super official, like, fine, pay us eighty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
We'll send you a post right now to avoid this.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Fine, like and then at the bottom, this is not
correspondence from a government official. This like, oh, it's a
scammer who's trying to scare you.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Gave up your information in the government. But yeah, because
it's now now it's public. Well yeah, because I remember
one point we created an LLC because it used to
be able to do stuff, you know, as a show
and so like for some of our business dealings. Yeah,
people would pay the corporation and then anyway, so we
signed up and did the whole thing. Never end up

(21:41):
being able to use it because there were some loopholes
that were closed from the government, and so we had
this business that was opened for I don't know, maybe
a year or so, closed it down. But still to
this day, I get all this stuff sent to me. Yeah,
you know, and scare tactics and big fat, really expensive
catalogs of like all the office equipment stuff like industrial

(22:04):
garbage cans, smiling cabinets. Uh yeah, stuff for like the
cleaning solutions and yeah huh just because you're on a
list now yeaheah, right, yeah, little wet floor signs. And
I can imagine like you, like you're a plumber or
whatever or something or some kind of consultant and you
signed up and what the hell? What he shows next
hand the Woody Show into another new hour insensitivity trading

(22:32):
for a politically correct world. I'm wody. That's Greg Goryo
menaces here, what is up? Seamasses here? We got Sammy
phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding and
it's eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. It's got a bunch of random stuff for

(22:53):
you this hour. I just every day it seems like
this is like an unbelievable reality. I know, I want
to throw this out there. Do you have a collection?
What do you collect? And something kind of not typical
like cards or action figures like bort does say something odd? Yeah,

(23:15):
like I'll give any because the reason I thought about this, like,
does somebody have any odd collections?

Speaker 10 (23:19):
No, I would just say, I mean people would say
shoes for me, but it's not on that.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't really keep stuff in my house. Let me
give you an example of odd, because there is a
story about this seventy seven year old woman in England
who's been collecting bedpans for the last forty years odd,
and she's been trying to sell all one hundred and
sixty three that she has in her collection with no luck.
Believe it or not, I would want that. She bought

(23:45):
her first bedpan at a Salvation army back in nineteen
eighty four, decided to keep buying more because quote, I
just wanted to collect something different and it's snowballed. So
she put them up for auction, not even a single bid.
She says they're clean, washed and in fantastic condition. In
case you're wondering, not that's really weird. Just throw them out,

(24:09):
very weird.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
I wouldn't say I collect them, but somehow I've acquired
a lot of salt and pepper shakers, which I told
you that my most recent one was those antique ones.
But I don't go out and look for them per se.
But then for some reason, I do have a lot
of different one like fancy ones, the glass ones.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You have every day once.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
I have one shape like a cactus. I have the
Christmas one.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, what makes you buy them? Just because you have
other ones and you want to add to your collection?
So maybe I do collect them.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
I think you do. I collect sounds like you have
a collection.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Got them very sporadically, says on the hunt for them?
If I see something that's unusual, I would like them.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, that guy says, I don't have a girlfriend to go. Well,
is there a toothbrush at your house? Do you have
other tampons in a drawer? Well, hey, I hate to
break it to you got a girlfriend? Maybe I do. Yeah,
you have a salt and pepper sugar collection. I even
have one that looks like a bucket for sand and
there's a little scoopy shovel and the salt see and
it's tiny.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
See, I would say I collect I mean like Christmas
sweaters or ski sweaters.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
I am always on the hunt for them.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I can't stop buying them when I see them.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
And I don't need.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
More, No, because you only wear Joe Coy stuff, I know,
but show always wear That's true.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
That's it my sweaters. Yeah, and they just bought a
new one. All right.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, so what's a weird collection? That's weird?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
That counts?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I'll count that counts. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody
will open up the phones if you have a weird collection,
I mean if if nobody's got one that they want
to share, that's fine too, because I got some other
stuff to share with you when we get back from
the break. But yeah, do you have an odd collection
of some kind of like something like Greg you don't
even know why or I really don't eight seven seven

(25:53):
forty four Wooding or you can always just text over
if you'd like, over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 14 (25:58):
What are you sitting in the ninety chicken nuggets somewhere
in the studio?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Can manage find it before that?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Never mind, he found it. The Woody Show will be
right back.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
It's a Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Somebody said they kept this is more like a keep. Second,
it's not a collection. But somebody in the text that
they kept the condom wrapper from when they lost their
virginity and they just can't bring themselves to throw it away.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
That's a collection to sentimental.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
Yeah, mystery.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I've heard of people collecting nutcrackers.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I've heard that somebody on the text saying that too.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Oh there's rocking horses from Hallmark that my mom loves
collecting since I was a baby.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah, Like are they porcelain like little ones?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, little ones that are for a Christmas Uh we
have Heeseus says he's a collector of coasters, but not
even fancy ones like the ones that you see like
in and restaurants. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, I mean I don't have one hundred or there
was one that I forgot about that I have because
I'd never wear them first, but I collect them for
some but uh uh jackets from restaurants so like jackets. Yeah,
they'll have like restaurant logos on them, like from donut
shop or like Jack in a box. They have a

(27:13):
Panda Express one Express. Yeah, you got to wear that.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I know I should rocket I don't know they had jacket.
I know, yeah, yeah, I never when I worked at McDonald's,
we never had a jacket. No, it's like their merch.
Yeah right. Well, there's a woman in the news, uh,
seventy seven year old woman. She's been collecting bedpans for
the last like forty years, and she tried to sell
her collection. She had like one hundred and sixty some
of them, not one bit on the auction. I'm like,

(27:39):
what a weird collection. Some people collect like old medical devices, Yeah,
the really old ones. Somebody texted into their boyfriend collects
old laptops and computers or just technology. So that's just clutter,
is garbage. Yeah, and he tries to work on them
or something. Maybe still garbage eight seven seven forty four
wooding hit some of the ten. Next over to two

(28:00):
two nine eight seven. Let's go to Joey here on
line number two. Good morning, Joey, Joey, Good morning all.
Let's say, what kind of a collection are you rocking?

Speaker 12 (28:11):
License plates? So I work in the I work an
automotive I work for a tech company, and every state
in which I travel to support, when I go to
a dealership, I ask for a license plate from that state.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
That's cool fact that I once saw this piece of art.
It was made up of all the different state's license
plates and then they cut them into the shape of
the United.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
States that made the map, and I.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Said, that is the coolest thing. They have one of
those at a diner by my house, do they I
love that day? Yeah, rustic, you know, yeah, like it
repurposed license plates. I think it's cool. Yeah, what do
you plan to do with all these? Just kind of
hold onto them until you die and let it be
your kids problem or what.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
They actually line the wall of my home office. And
so right now I have a total of thirty three
thirty four including the state California in which I live.
I've been to thirty three other states.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Okay, wow, so will you get to different variations, Like
let's just say you already have like a like a
Pennsylvania plate for example. Oh, well, you get one of
the variations of that state's license plate, or just one
from every state.

Speaker 12 (29:16):
So sometimes I get a variation, but I replace it.
And so the ones that I like are the ones
that have images. For example, Atlanta, Georgia, my apologies, Georgia
has a peach currently in the middle of their plates,
and so I'll get rid of one if it doesn't
have artwork on there. I like the ones that present.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, okay, you may get a dealer plate. All right, Joey,
thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Listen show,
great day, see welcome. Let's go to Teresa. Good morning, Teresa,
good morning, good morning. It's like, hey, okay, yeah, all right,

(29:51):
so weird odd collection.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
What do you collect?

Speaker 15 (29:55):
Okay, I'm not exactly sure when this started happening, but basically,
I have fascination with collecting anything that comes off of
my body, whether it's be scat fall off or skin
slaps or my hair. And I will take these things
and put them in little containers and hide them around
my mom's house in different areas. And usually I'll let

(30:18):
my brother know where I'm hiding things, just in case
somebody needs my DNA some days to like clone me
or something if I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
So wait, that's the reason that you do it, just
in case they ever need to identify you.

Speaker 15 (30:31):
No, if they want to clone me if I'm not here,
if they miss me too.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Much, wow, oh you know they will not.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
But do you have to keep doing it?

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I mean, once you have some DNA samples, I think
you're good.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, that's what's the oddest one? Okay, of all that,
of all that stuff that's come off your body, what's
the oddest one that you jarred up and kept around?

Speaker 15 (30:55):
Well, I mean, I've collected a lot of my hair
and stuff and I'll sneak them into like my boyfriend,
twitty jacket and all this stuff just in case he
needs it. And then but I think the biggest thing was,
like my big tony just fell off.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Okay, you know you sound nuts, right, yeah, murder somebody
before it? This is what kind of job do you do?
Do you have a job?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I do?

Speaker 15 (31:20):
I just give me the industry.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Don't tell me exactly where you work. Just give me
the industry, Like, what kind of work do you do?

Speaker 15 (31:26):
I work at a coffee shop. But I'm currently almost
done with nursing school.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Nursing school?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
All right, Well you can get a lot of parts
full access. So excited. All right, Well, Teresa, thank you call.
I appreciate Listen to what the show. Wow, I bet
you her boyfriends are real satisfied where they say the
crazier they are the middle.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, it's very weird.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
So satisfied, let's go, jeez, let's go to Henry. Good morning, Henry.
What's up? What's the what's the oddest collection you've got?

Speaker 11 (32:00):
I traveled around to different dispensaries and collect lighters like
big zippos, torch lighters, just any type of dispensary lighter
with their logo on it.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
So I guess they're all like logo. They have like
a like a logo on them, yea, to be able
to tell where they're from.

Speaker 13 (32:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
People used to do that with matchbooks, remember Greg.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
God, Yeah that was old time, giant container of match
books you did.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, it was always like an I was old, like
old dudes like my grandfather. They would have just a
bunch of old match books from different places.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
And it was just part of the experience. On your
way out the door, you would say, can I get
a book of matches?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's because you used to be able to smoke places exactly.
Now it's like, what do people need to have match
books for? Because you can't smoke in there anyway, right
lighting a candle? I guess yeah. All right, Hey, I
appreciate the call, Henry. Have a great day. Thanks for
listening to the wood shows. Let's go to h Brian Morning,
Brian Brian.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Anyway, So how you guys doing today?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
We're doing it right. I'm still thinking about the chicken
collects all that stuff and falls off her body.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I'm stillwhere near that bad.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, what do you got?

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Or?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
For several years, I have been collecting American flags. I
prefer anything before nineteen fifty nine with forty eight stars.
But a few years ago, about five years ago, at
an estate sale, I came across an in tournament flag,
which is a flag that's straight across the soldier's casket
after they pass away. It turned out that there were

(33:32):
no other family members to take that flag, so I
I purchased that flag and put it in a special
place in my home, and since then I have now
collected seventeen in tournament flags.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (33:44):
And then you just keep them in the frame and everything.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yes, I keep them inside the triangular point frame. And
generally inside each box are three spent bullet case scenes
from the twenty one gun Salute. Their they take three
of them because there are generally three soldiers who fire
seven shots each. They take one casing from each soldier

(34:08):
and they put it inside of the case as.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Well, and what's your what's your endgame here? Like, what
do you plan to do with them? Are just kind
of you not sure?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah? Too sure. I've contacted some of the local BHWs
to see if I could possibly donate them to them with.

Speaker 11 (34:28):
For them.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, m interesting. So you als got some kind of
weird collection. It's interesting, all right, Brian, thanks for the call, man.
I appreciate your listening to the show.

Speaker 16 (34:36):
Love you guys, I love you.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah, all right, baby at scams yeah, fingernail.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, let's go to uh Jamie, good morning, Jamie, good morning,
good morning. So do you have like some kind of
odd collection.

Speaker 17 (34:52):
I don't know how out of it. I think maybe
I take it more seriously than other people who may
collect the same thing. But I have all of the
like cards, birthday cards, greeting cards, any kind of card
that I've ever received from any humans, for myself and
my son for the past twenty years.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Wow, that's great, I hear you.

Speaker 17 (35:14):
Email.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well Greg does do that with oh yeah, Greg doesn't
do that with all the cards, Jamie. He only does
that with certain ones, right, like.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
The ones that have a sentimental message in there. I
do every card I've ever given you every card you
gave me. I always write a very nice note any
card that I give.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And then I keep them in a box. How many
of my cards do you have? I don't think I've
ever gotten a card.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
See, I know Greg likes cards, so I do.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Cards are the best. I swear I've given you cards.
I agree, yeah, and then what are you just you
got them? I get a box the closet like Greg does.

Speaker 17 (35:46):
Oh well, they take up part a bit of space.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm sure.

Speaker 17 (35:49):
I also have, like anything that I've received, like a
nice text message. I'll even like email it to myself
and print it out. It now is like an entire
walk in closet, like notes that would have gotten passed
around like when I was in high school from friends

(36:09):
and stuff like.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Just I have a bunch of those.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
You do you still have notes from high school? Heck, yes,
I have a boxer. I probably do. Really.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, it's fun sometimes me and my best friend will
like drink wine and go through our notes and yeah
from high school, like.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
What are the notes about? Just anything?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah? Anything?

Speaker 6 (36:26):
It could be like I'm so bored in math class.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
What I mean, They're not that interesting?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
But then like some of them will be about boys,
and then we would have like code names for who
the boys were, so even now we're trying to figure
out who we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, yep, all right, well, hey Jamie, thank you for
the call. Appreciate listen to a check. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 9 (36:47):
This card and text thing reminded me. This is an
awesome tip for you. Mario gave this to me when
we first started dating. After our first date and I
went my way, he went his way, and on the
way home he texted me, you know, so glad we
finally met and blah blah blah, and it was a
very sweet sentimental text. He printed them out and framed
them in this cool frame, and I have that first text.

(37:08):
So pro tip for everybody. If you go on a
first date you think it's going somewhere and it's gonna
be an lasting, awesome relationship, print out.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
The text and put it in a nice frame. Yah
not yuck?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
What about I meant that was supposed to be the
oh awesome button? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
What about the text says the awesome button? Oh that's awesome?
I slipped. What about if it says you up? Yeah? Yeah?
It was the ween picture. Also in there. Did he
include that in the frame thing too?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
If org needs a witness, Oh, Sex room six to ten.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
All right, welcome back, going through some more of these texts.
So you set it over on odd collections, because we
had that whole thing about this seventy seven year old
lady in England. She's been collecting bedpans for the last
forty years. She's been trying to sell all one hundred
and sixty three in her collection. No luck so far.
She put them up for auction, not a single bid,

(38:03):
and so we had a lot of people that were
hitting us up with their odd collections. Bedpants. You don't
hear about that all the time. Oh why I don't
have any odd collect The one thing I really do
collect would be the garbage pail kids love it, Yeah,
because I wasn't allowed to have those as a kid.
My mom didn't allow them. She's grossed out by them.
You're not allowed to have these, So whenever my friends
would give me their extras and she'd find them, she'd

(38:24):
throw them away. So as an adult, I bought the
full collection of the originals like mom, Yeah, yeah, Well,
somebody on the text confuses me for a chick because
they say, what, don't you collect cabbage patch dolls? Yeah,
don't you That would be freaky. I'd be really weird. No,
cabbage patch dolls were actually the inspiration because the garbage

(38:44):
pail kids were spoofing the cabbage patch kids, because that
was what was really popular at the time in the eighties,
and that's why they made them like super gross, and
because the cabbage kids were all like cute, and you
know you're going to adopt Themah, exactly. You ever bust
out your garbage pail kids collection? I look at them
every once in a while. I thought you did recently,

(39:05):
because I get the new ones, the new ones, I'll
go through all get them. I'll look through six six.
One says I work in HVAC and I collect old thermostats.
This one says I collect coffee bags from coffee roasters.
I plan to make a huge frame and open up
a coffee shop with that inside of it. Oh nice.
This one says I collect beer coosies. I got hundreds
of them. My odd collection is dry pasta. I have

(39:29):
a container of different shapes and colors of pasta in
a jar, and I would take a few from a
box if they have a special shape or a color,
and I just put them into my collection jar all right,
This one says, hi me love, I only have a
collection of buttons. I bought this antique looking box a
long time ago, like sixteen years ago, and it came

(39:50):
with a lot of different buttons in it. Since then,
I've always put my extra little buttons from the ones
that come with the clothing in that box, which now
I've acumulated over one hundred buttons.

Speaker 18 (40:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
This one se one five says I have a weird
collection of old wooden barn pulleys all right, the really
heavy duty eighteen hundreds types. Oh oh oh. I have
no idea why, but I just love old pulleys. That
is insanely random. Yeah. I collect key chains. I pin
them to bulletin boards and I display them.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Okay, I have a collection of key chains that just
seems regular Tommy, though, really, yes, souvenirs instead.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I collect maps and globes. Somebody collects old washboards. My
mom collects bird knickknacks and figurines little birds. Yeah, my
dad collects fortunes from fortune cookies. Someone else collecting floaty pens.
Those are the ones that have like I think you
get them aquariums and stuff kind of have a goal
or like a surfers in it.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Or do you remember the pens where you would click
it and then the ladies bikini would come off.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah? Yeah, the one I always wanted when I was
a kid because all the teachers had him. They had
that pen that had different colors that you could select,
have like a white cap, just like push down the
color that you wanted. Pretty high tech. You had like
a blue shaft to it, like a light blue.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
You know, in the white top.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah. Man, uh, here's one says. I have a collection
of movie stubs, been collecting since I was a kid.
But I'm super bummed out that they don't do the
stubs anymore. I was thinking of the same thing as
people used to collect all the concerts and they would
have big fat stacks of it. More they put them
in a big frame, like so it be like all
the shows that you went to, you know, this year, Yeah,

(41:32):
you know, and they have them all there. I used
to have like for different like sporting events and things
I would go to, but now it's all just through
the end and then later I know. Sometimes a ticketmaster
they'll send you an email says, would you like a
it's like a basically a print out of what would
be a ticket stub. It's not the same, and you have.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
To pay for it, which I have done the souvenir ticket, Yeah,
because when that first started happening, it was upsetting to me,
and I still wanted the ticket because I collected mine
and I still have them.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
I use them as bookmarks.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I forget. I kept all of our passes from like
all I do. Okay, that's something I happen somewhere. I
have a ton of lanyards from like all the backstage
stuff or whatever, from all the different things that that
we do.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You're right, I have a ton.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
They're all in the they're hanging off the doorknob of
my closet. Yeah. I have an idea for them. I
want to get what's it called when you have the
clear coat on a table? The foxy kind of things? Yeah,
like my garage or something.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, you know, let's see this.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
One says I collect pigs, stuffed animals, calendars of pigs
on it, ceramic pigs, anything with a pig. That's the thing.
Once people get on a kick on one animal, they
go all out. Is when I was a baby, I
got really sick. I was in the hospital for a while,
and my dad went and bought me a stuffed pig
from the gift shop. And ever since, pigs have been
my favorite. I have two piggy tattoos. That's so sweet.

(42:50):
This one says, I collect one twenty fourth scale die
cast adult collectibles. I have two hundred and nineteen different
Jeff Gordon die cast cars trucks. I have every paint
scheme he ever drove from nineteen ninety two to twenty fifteen,
over one thousand die cast in total. I know it

(43:10):
may not seem to be weird, but some of those
cars were over four hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh my, ten or twelve of them. A lot of
them were over one hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Talk about being all in.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Yeah, right, who's your driver?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
All? R right? All right? Thanks for the text. Everybody
appreciate it.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
I feel like I was easily persuaded.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Persuade, persuaded that happening. Well, we are into another new hour.
I'm what of you? That is Greg gorg Menace is here?
Good morning minutes? What is that Boddy see mank Good
morning to you. Sammy's here. Money phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding, you can't hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.

(43:52):
It's been a minute, but we have to introduce you
to another Woodies show Freak of the week.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
We don't have to.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
We get to. Yeah, we get to that's what Yeah,
so Greg says all time.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, we're gonna be an honor.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, so Sea Bass will introduce us to them. I'm
not even sure if it's a he, she, What is
what their? What makes him the freak? I don't I
don't know. We'll find out. Hey, I did I want
to bring up there's an update. This mom in Ohio,
her name is Lee. She has been just producing too
much breast milk for her newborn son and she doesn't

(44:24):
want all that liquid gold to go to waste. And
so what she's doing, she's making popsicles out of it.
And she's trying to other things like making smoothies or soaps,
even butter.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
But this was the winner.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And she says her kids and her husband love the popsicles. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
I fully disagree with this lady. However, I could see
my mom doing this.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Not not today my mom, but I'm back in the day.
Your mom. Yeah, do you see your dad trying it?
I could see. No, I will give him credit. He doesn't.
He tolerates my mom Shannigan's okay, he is not an
active participant. I can see him like because you know,
like doing you know, trying once just for funds, like
not to piss her off. But yeah, yeah, I guess

(45:19):
he definitely her off her. So her husband thinks the
milk is sweet, and she was also curie enough to
you're curious enough to taste. And she says, I'll stop
making them when my kids and my husband stop eating them.

Speaker 10 (45:32):
So Greg and I know a story of a former
coworker of ours, Julian, and she just recently had a baby,
and yeah, they always joked that she has five kids,
but she only has three. And she was just recently
in Mexico and her pump broke, so she breast pump

(45:53):
and she was full, and then she realized that it
kind of like shot out. So she was at the
bar and then she was drunk, of course, and just
starts letting it shoot out everywhere, and like.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Random's were running up, running up and drinking it. No, yeah, oh,
we have the video random dudes putting her random dudes
and chicks.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah, and she's just like praying everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, Like she had like a square gun.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
And in this one video you think, oh, there's some
sort of emergency at their table because some dude is
running from afar and no, he came to run to
lean back and open. So they weren't like putting their
mouth on her. They were like five ft away.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah. Gross, everybody was asking to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Look, if I'm drunk at a bar in Mexico, I'm
joining in. Was her husband who he was losing?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, she was with friends and family. Yeah, okay, so
her baby was there. I'm guessing too.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
No, no, okay, this is a trip because I learned
that you do get out in your breast milk when
you drink.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, yeah, well she expelled it all. Yeah, pump and dump. Yeah,
I mean at the bar.

Speaker 9 (47:06):
When you see the video, you'll be like, is there
any left?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Crazy? So she just had her cans out.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't like through her shirt.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No, No, it's not. Julianne very thin tank yeah yeah everything.
I mean I had the video she sent it sharing.
Julian is the same person, by the way, who when
we We had a fire droll one time here at
the radio station and everybody had to go outside, walk

(47:38):
outside away from the building, and there's like an overpass
where they take everybody down over the overpass and you
look down there's there's the highway right like all these
lanes of traffic are going by, and as they're going by,
she's flashing everybody work fire drove. Yeah. Oh yeah, she's
she's the funniest.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Eyes.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
And here look wait, I'll see her worsh I can't
see where she is. Wait, no, there's people running up there.
These are the people running out. Here we go and
then oh god, it goes every Oh my god, okay,
and that it's today's rad.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I believe it's going.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
By the way, she's got her left one out and
she's got her right hand on it. Just spray and wow,
there's a shot guy. Because and by the way, she
did this as a celebration on her fortieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
That was a video. There's another one.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
This is when the way we started coming up, she
got a right one out and left out.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yeah, the right ones for the ladies. Yeah yeah, yeah again.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
A bar in Mexico. This is the fortieth birthday yeah,
this is where you do. That's yeah, what do you
show freak of the week? Damn j on Instagram?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
And that wasn't She's not she didn't win, she just
honorable mention.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Anyway, so we'll have the official excuse me freak of
the week.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
That's a Jesus.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
That's coming up next here the Woody Show hang Out.

Speaker 13 (49:10):
I was shocked and appalled and just horrifying, craziest set
your lighting everywhere.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I forgot about that guy.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
I think we could get him on the show regularly
because he appears to be a media whore.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Oh yeah, he loves the media. Dude, loves the media.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Specialty is you know, activism and blah blah blah. But
surely get him to talk about pretty much anything.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah Latin pubah. Yeah, welcome back to the Woody Show.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four. What do you
know we cannot post the video of Julian sporting people
at the bar? No, yeah, it's time for the Woody
Show Freak of the Week and Sea Bass has somebody
He's going to introduce us here too, And uh, these

(49:54):
people are real life people. These are the people who
are maybe I don't know what they do for a living,
you know what I mean? Like this could just be
like their little the little side gig. Maybe they're the
ones helping you at the grocery store. Maybe they're the
nice person that works at your kids' school. You don't know.
Here we are, Yeah, all right, so freaking the week?
Who is this seaback?

Speaker 7 (50:10):
Well, we're gonna start off with actually, if you don't
mind switching out our music, would he? I'd like I
pulled a song from one Admiral Levigne that I'm sure
no one in this room was actually heard. Do you
know she had a song called Mercury in retrograde?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, oh my god, it's amazing. This wasn't a big hit.
I know we had now have a new interest song
for Sammy.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Did you bring this up because you know mercury is
in retrograde.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I didn't want to.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
I didn't want to scare anybody, Sammy, but we currently
gregs be careful as we swee.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Mercury is in retrograde. So that's why my phone is acting. Yes, yeah, sorry, retrograde.
It's not all bad, you guys.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
What Yeah, everyone says it like it's all bad, but
you know, people come back from the past. You can
find things that you lost, Things will come back to
you during this.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I bring us up because I found I was just
looking around this guy has an astrology fetish. Well he
uses it again, That's what I thought to you, like,
how do you use astrology as a feed? Well, this
could be the guy Sammy, right, So this is Omar
and actually he blends astrology into his other fetish. And

(51:33):
I'll have you know what he did an interview and
I'll have the guy who interviewed him tell us what's
going on with Omar.

Speaker 14 (51:38):
And now it's my great pleasure to introduce Omar to
the show. Omar is on the podcast today to discuss
the potential intersection between fetishism and astrology. It's an enlightening episode.
So let's jump right into the fart fetish podcast.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
We may have had them. He's been going strong. He's
a good podcast. You could tell the sound is pretty deep.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, he's a presenter, so Omar, Yes, he loves farts
and he loves astrology.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
And Greg, you'll be glad. Omar went right into what
your question is, how.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Do you become how do you realize you have actually
obsessed with farts? And it was back in Omar's.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Childhood growing up with wrestling and rough housing with my stepbrother.
Wrestling moves were became, I guess, like an opportunity to
fight on me.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
So that's how I got into it.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Interesting.

Speaker 10 (52:30):
Interesting, Interesting, So your stepbrother is farting on you and
then you think that's hot.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yeah, and it becomes a sexual Actually.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Actually, man's it was more than just that as a child.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Actually, the first time I experienced it was at daycare
and like nap time or something, and somebody had farted
and I somehow like ended up like being near like
near the person, like our cots were right next to
each other, and I was like trying to smell it,
I guess. And then there was just this friend I
had that was like a really talented fart I let's say,
because they could like it on blast and they were

(53:01):
just doing like I remember having a play date with them,
and I was like in my small apartment with my
mom just there they were just like farting next to
my head, and like I know that my mom could
hear this is going on that she didn't stop with.

Speaker 9 (53:12):
Wow, I'm not satisfied with the answer. It doesn't mean
it it turns sexual. Yeah, like I was the exactly Yeah.
You know the water balloon fights as a kid. Does
that mean you're attracted to balloons?

Speaker 10 (53:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I don't know. I cut one. I cut one the
other day that I could feel was like really it
was silent, but it was like really warm and and
just so they kind of you can feel like kind
of like uh, not heavy, but you know what I mean,
like yeah, yeah, yeah, so you go walk in front
of your like so like so no, I was laying
in bed and so I cut it. And then I'm
laying there and I didn't smell anything. I'm like, wait

(53:47):
a minute, that had to stunk, right, So you didn't
do the up down, up down uptown with the blanket.
I was already on top of the cover. So I
cupped my hand like I'm doing like the freestyle, you know, swimming,
and I just kind of like try to and because
it was so heavy, because I'm like, there's no way
that didn't smell. It's like the hot ones are the worst.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
It's like when when you see like they have like
a click a swamp gas, it'll just kind of site.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah, that's exactly right, that's exactly what yeah, I was
in the room by myself, so grossed myself when a
chef goes up for a pot and just kind of.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
It Yeah yeah, yeah, disgusting.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, so that's how you're gross Yeah, I know that's
how Omar's fart fetish works quote unquote. But now again astrology.
What's going on here?

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Well, here he says that he got into astrology, obviously
not as a child, but once he got into astrology,
he figured out how it fully explained his fart fetish.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
When I found astrology, like, and I found that as
soon as I was bloring. This is already kind of written.
I think this was like with Venus and Urinus. But
the aspect says you certainly cannot handle being smothered or
tied down anyway except maybe in the bed, so like
definitely like something I experience.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, all right, here's here's a question. How are you
in the fart fetishes? And you're calling it uranus getting
some people do so he used to planet getting people menace.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
I think he doesn't say you're in because he doesn't
want it to be, you know, seen as a joke.
That's a serious astrology. So he just said a word there,
which I had never heard. But he said his aspect
in astrology, Sammy, what does that mean? I just looked
it up thanks to a I. Okay, so she knows
the aspect in astrology is the angular relationship between planets
and other points on a birth chart.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh, your aspect ratio.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
So like, I guess when you look at an astrology chart,
you look at where you're born, and then you draw
lines and stuff between the other astrology astrological.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Sign Right, it's how many degrees? Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
This is all nonsense. Yeah, but what he read his
there was some joke about getting tied down except in
the bed, and he's like, well, oh, I like getting
smothered and farted on, therefore astrology.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, okay, weird to show freak of the week.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
All right, talking to Omar again the Fart Fetish podcast.
Now you might think, Okay, this guy is just a
complete weirdo and a dork and so on and so forth.
But no, no, no, he's actually otherwise relatively normal.

Speaker 14 (56:13):
What is your feeling towards uh uh.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Gender and farts?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Like, in terms of like relationships, I'm like a straight males,
but like I'll have like friendships with guys who do
this without us at being anything else. So that's kind
of my relationship to it.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
That's awesome, that's really cool. Wait, like just bros getting
together farting on each other.

Speaker 7 (56:33):
It doesn't have to be sexual.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Thank you, guys. You want to come over and just
farting each other straight, but let's not get you know,
let's together. In fact, he has Omar the fart guy
has a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Why what's his name?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Getting no? I just feel bad, like when when other
guys hear this who desperately want a relationship, and they're like,
all right, this guy's got a girlfriend. And meanwhile I'm
here in the wind trying to like, I'm out here
with nobody. I can't find anybody to date me. This
is blownly loser. Meanwhile, Omar here the fart guy, he's
got a girlfriend. And how he broke that down? Boy?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I told her because like I kind of figured since
her like brother was like a not just fart, that
she would kind of like understand. Once I admitted it
to her, she kind of like did it for me, like,
but she was still stry about it at first. So
I'm glad she was open to it, like after she
found out, but before she was like she was resistance
to like doing it around me, even though she would

(57:32):
tell me that she would have to.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Interesting. It's interesting.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
He's always interesting. That's that's interesting. Interesting, interesting. Yeah, living
So yeah, I love the like the girlfriend to pretend
to be in it for him.

Speaker 19 (57:47):
H Yeah, It's kind of something you would just keep
to yourself, I would think.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
So if he needs to get together with his friends
exactly dates.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
Greg, that kind of learned to live with it, or
or learned if somebody farts around you that you like it, Okay,
then just keep that to yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Find the brand you like, and only like, uh, you know,
invested in the time of that one person, Like, oh man,
this person smells really good. I like how they smell
like the inside of a pumpkin, you know when they come.
I know, I pumpkin fart all the time. I have
this guy interview. Should ask the question like, okay, when
you guys get together, like what's the the meal prep like,

(58:27):
you know, what are the appetite taco bill? Again? Like
ord or two?

Speaker 7 (58:31):
Yeah, Greg, that sort of attitude shameful. What if I
told young Greg Gory is a you know, twenty one
year old college student. You know what, if you're into men,
just keep that to yourself. Don't tell anybody that's true.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
But I'm not saying why your authentic self. I'm not
saying what I'm proud due to these men publicly.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
Yeah freaking the week now, Greg, Yes, this is again.
You can keep this quiet, this fart fetish stuff, or
if you express it, it can actually take your relationship
to the next level.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Oh kind of like just binds me more.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
It makes my relationship have a stronger bond, Like I
would have a stronger bond to somebody. Being able to
have them a far for me is more intimate than
I think anything else.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It's really the glue.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, but that is what really gets We had five kids, but.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
It wasn't until right, yeah, until now we're intimate.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
So that is Omar from the Front podcast and Astrology podcasts.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
And Omar gave us one thing.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
He gave me a bunch of tips about like because
where does he go online to watch fart porn? And
he said one of the girls he likes, her name
is Kelly Shamrock, and she does like these fantasy role
play videos. So I went to her Twitter and this
one she's pretending to be a plumber that showed up
to investigate the sink in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, of course, because men is probably puked in there.
Here's what she found, all right, let me check it out.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
It looks like he got a hole through your floor.
Might be a bull frog or something down there making
all that noise.

Speaker 14 (01:00:14):
Can you hear it?

Speaker 11 (01:00:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I think they had to add those sounds in post
or did you that Gassie like ready to go?

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Like she's like, all right, guys, you're ready to roll,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
It's like I could do this on the right. That's
Kelly Shamrocks. What a show freak of the week, everybody.
I had a new song for Sammy and a new
song for Sammary Sammy Avril a bene mercury in retrograde.
It does not like a song she would be in. Yeah,
yeah it does. That sound does yeah, yeah, this is

(01:00:47):
this is the soundtrack for any movie that ever had,
like high school shots and like he's all that that
has been Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Yeah, your books?

Speaker 11 (01:00:56):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
More on the show's next hang on nextens. What is
today's word of the day? Idio secrecy.

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
In a sentence, his idio syncresies are our multitudes?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
What what what? Multenius?

Speaker 18 (01:01:20):
I've been multenran the Woody Show and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
It's midweek, it's Wednesday. I'm Woodie. That's great gory. Gina
grad Hey, Marin Gina Menace our social media director.

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
What is up?

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dot com. So, uh, let's see we got something here
for Menace. A new Nessy hunter Okay claim to report
on Okay This says they have identified a strange hump
in Scotland's Lockness, which this guy claims could be proof

(01:02:22):
that there's not one, but two Lockness monsters out there too.
You can't prove the one, what makes you think there's two?
A video captured from a webcam showed a large wake
moving south across the water with what appeared to be
a hump near the front possible.

Speaker 10 (01:02:43):
Yeah, right, Yeah, has been those wake videos for years
where there's like a little bit of a wake in
the middle of of that that lake. So that's nothing new.
But we need some hard evidence, and we need some
divers to go into the underground caves and just get
a photo of this thing already.

Speaker 9 (01:03:04):
A recent Polly, Yeah, come on, let's get it together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah, A recent Paul found the top things we would
do if aliens invaded Earth. Twenty six percent of people
said they would find friends and family, twenty percent said
they would gather supplies, eighteen percent would just run or hide,
but one in ten said they would try to make
contact with the aliens. Others say they would have asked

(01:03:28):
the Martians to take them back to their planet with them, like,
get me off.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
This thing, I'll join your team. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Five percent said they would get intimate, oh with them noise.
Four and ten people said they would save their children
or their partner first and then they would save themselves.
But a fifth of people said they would save their
pet before anybody else about it, because it's super important.
More and more every day I'm reading out about bunkers,

(01:03:54):
and like how to get bunkers installed and where to
put them? Or like did you see the one where
someone had it installed under their driveway? Yeah? I love that. Great,
that is my dream.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
And there's luxury community bunkers there is, but there's in
such a remote area.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I'm like, if things go down, like, how am I
even go to get to those things? I want something
that's in my backyard. Didn't we know somebody that like
discovered one? Yeah, I mean the house was the house
had been built, I mean decades ago, and it was
during the Cold War, and so when this house was built,
they had something sunk into the backyard, like a fallout
shelter or whatever, and so they didn't even realize it

(01:04:34):
was there until they were doing some work rule in
the yard and they're like, hey, there's something back here.
And then they found where the like the hatch was,
and they went back, they went down in there, and
I guess they didn't want to tell any of the
neighbors because they were paranoid that there would be a
big rush on them should something happen. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:52):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Did they end up keeping it or filling it in
or now they kept it? That's cool because they figured
it'd be a good selling point, and they eventually didn't
sell that house. I don't know what they got for it,
but it's pretty good. I mean it's a very nice neighborhood,
so uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
And now it's marketed as I'm sure a man cave
underground man cave.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Yeah, super cool, a lot of Neon signs. Yeah, but
I do get bare note.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
I'm like, okay, well if I like get this thing
installed and then all my neighbors see waste of money
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
You know, the installers know it's there too. Yeah, here's
my thing when it comes to alien invasion, nuclear fallout,
or what's left that you want to stick around for
so bad? Yeah, there's no TV? What am I doing?

Speaker 11 (01:05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
I have internet access.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Our internet was out until about five thirty last night,
and it was like weird, this is this And I
lived a lot of my life before the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Did you feel like a pioneer?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
It was just weird, like how much you really rely
on it? And it was just a service outage and
they were working on it. There's texting updates and stuff,
but uh yeah, it was.

Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
It was very strange and if there is a full
on nuclear fallout around Earth.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
I do not need to be one of the survivors.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Yes, I'm not going to emerge from my shelter that
I had buried under my drive like the Plowfields craft.
Yeah right. I'm a man of luxury and convenience.

Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
Okay, I'm the utter opposite when I see stuff like
twenty eight days later, twenty eight weeks later, the rest
of Us or whatever that one is called, those first
scenes where they have the whole world to themselves, Last
Man on Earth, dream come true?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
But how is that a dream?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
If?

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Like, because you can go any Hey, you know what
I really want to driver rolls Royce. Okay, go get
go to the dealer and get it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
On a bunch of damaged roads and everything the dealership.
I'm saying all the things you're thinking you're gonna do
or not there there's no services that the grocery stores
not being stocked. You're talking about a Twilight Zone episode.

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
You know, I'll make it work, you know I could.
I could fulfill my childhood fantasy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
It's all a really easy time getting that reservation.

Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
I'll take, you know, my childhood fantasy. Get a baseball bat,
go to the department store and go to the fine
china section smash it all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, but that's something the nuclear weapon already did that
for you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
But I'm talking about these things where things are still intact,
Like twenty eight days later, he's walking through.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
There's money on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
The ground, there's cars everywhere, everything's intact.

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
That would be awesome fantasy.

Speaker 9 (01:07:24):
Yeah, it gets off the White House, that's awesome. I
don't I don't know why I want to live tonight. Yeah,
that mansion, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I'd want to survive under those circumstances. I'm like you
and gets wiped out by some.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
Nuke like Greg have his little dream.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Gina is going to see if she can convince us
of this talent about finding the silver lining in these
Grace got a couple yes, and he's gonna he's gonna
bring up these stories. And then, Gina, your job is
to show off your talent that you claim you have
to being able to find a silver lining in any situation.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 16 (01:08:00):
I mean, I've been pretty confident in this my entire life,
but I'm feeling shaky today.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
So I feel like a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Pressure all start pre excuse me, what a pre excuse was.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
I feel a lot of pressure to prove myself.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
So you shouldn't. It's a lot of talk to this point.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah, and then we've done this with Greg a number
of times over the years, where Greg finds like a
really good story and we got to see if we
can shoot holes in it. We're pretty we're pretty good
at that. But see that's been proven oh many times. Yeah.
Now Greg keeps thinking like, oh, this will be the
one and well, yeah, we'll see, yeah, we'll see. Today's
the day.

Speaker 13 (01:08:34):
Won Well, we're gonna put Gina to the text, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
She's been bragging blah blah blah blah blah bla going on.
And you know, I'm just really good at finding the
silver lining something. Yeah, And I would say also, without
even really trying, I think that Sammy's kind of the
same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Ye starts the well comes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
In with something. You guys just called me an apologist.
Well it depends on what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Well, well it could be the silver lining, but you
call me an apologist for it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Silver lininger.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I know he did murder a guy, but well, you
know he really childhood. You don't know you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
All right. So Greg's got a story, okay, and it's
not going to be like, it's not going to be
a good story. It's not. It's not. It's not a
pleasant story, very unpleasant. Yeah, and then you have to
try to see if you can find the silver lining
in that story. Good luck with that, all right. So, uh,
story number one, Greg, what do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
So this is out of Pennsylvania. Lawsuit just got settled
for six sixty five million dollars and it was a
lawsuit against Lehigh Valley Health Network. And now why were
they sued because last year they had a cyber attack
and then in that cyber attack, photos of naked cancer

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patients were stolen by a cyber criminal gang. They demanded
payment from the health network. Health network said, na, Doug,
we're not paying you. So these cyber criminal gangs released
the nude photos of cancer patients and they said that
they were totally humiliated, totally embarrassed. A chief executive of

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the cybersecurity firm said, if you're protecting health data as
a crown jewel, images are going to need another level
of compartmentalized protection. And these poor people did not get
that level of protection at all. So the hackers ended
up releasing these nude photos. The patients are humiliated, the
health network is out sixty five million dollars in this

(01:10:59):
lawsuits got rich out of all of it. There's no
win here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
I think I found a silver lining. We'll see how
you do that.

Speaker 16 (01:11:06):
Yeah, well, okay, I understand. I want to first validate
your story and your feelings. This is very difficult, difficult
time for all of us, and I get.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
It, But have you considered that.

Speaker 16 (01:11:19):
I understand nobody wants their naked body, you know, without
their consent, put on the internet, and especially when they're
struggling so much. But think about the awareness this brings
to how much we need to secure cyber security. These
people are there, their saints, These people have already been

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through so much, and they're on the front line saying, look,
if this can happen to us, this can happen to anyone.
Let us be the example of why all of this
needs to be fixed.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
Remember the fappening, Remember all.

Speaker 16 (01:11:51):
These people, Oh you guys are happening that is come on,
I've seen those pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Sounds it sounds familiar. The fappening was.

Speaker 16 (01:11:59):
They broke into all all those celebrities naked post and
nobody cared, and Everbo thought it was funny because they're
celebrities and they deserve it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:06):
Whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:12:07):
There is nothing about a cancer patient struggling to deal
with this, to deal with surviving that anyone could ever say.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Oh, well, they deserve it. Who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
No, no, no, no, The.

Speaker 16 (01:12:19):
Buck stops here. This has to be fixed immediately. And
it's because of these amazing people being so brave. Okay,
and they got sixty five million dollars that I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Have another silver lining.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Okay, Yeah, at least for the moment, they weren't thinking
about how they had cancer.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Because you know, they were focused on something else.

Speaker 13 (01:12:39):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Focused on something else.

Speaker 19 (01:12:41):
I think sixty million reasons not to be thinking about
cancer in that moment.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
All right, what do you think best?

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
Well, I think that's it's sort of a plug and
play silver lining. What do you mean because literally any
crime you could say, well, that brings awareness to how
this crime could occur.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Yeah. So did I do a better job than Gina?

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
Yes, Okay, I just got victimized because Gina made me
remember that fappening and made me remember that Leslie Jones
had nudes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
And sex videos. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
That hurt me. Yeah, my silver lining.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
I don't know if it's like inappropriate or not actually,
but to say, because yes it all of this sucks obviously,
and uh and to do to cancer patients is really horrible.
And my thought was because it's the cancer patient's naked
bodies out there on the internet. But when you're going
through cancer, your body doesn't really look like your body.

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So when you beat cancer, you're never gonna look like
that person again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
It's not really what you look like.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Yeah, so when you're healthy again whatever, like, that's not
even you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
You're not going to look back on that really and
go oh this is me. You won't.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
You'll beat it and you'll be healthy again, a different
You're going to take the real, the real.

Speaker 16 (01:13:59):
Greg approach, be like I've never been skinnier exactly, That's
what I was thinking. But I think, I mean, if
we're going to let this happen to cancer patients, yeah,
this is done well, well, the security is going to
go crazy now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Okay four eight four very clearly tuning into the middle
of what's gone Gina is an idiot. Oh thank you Jesus,
shut up saying think about the awareness you bring is foolish,
insensitive statement. The whole yeah, the whole thing is trying
to reach and find a silver lining in an otherwise
very terrible story. That's the big Yeah, that's the bit

(01:14:32):
they probably tune in halfway through.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
That's the BIG's attacking cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
The statement is disgusting. You guys are all right, Let's
let's try one more here.

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
Okay, So this is out of Long Beach, californ Okay,
it was just after midnight. Fire department gets an emergency call,
so they do what they usually do. They have to
jump in the fire truck, put on the sirens, and
head out of the station. But as they're pulling out
of the station, a man just so happened to be
walking by and boom, fire truck hit him. Firefighters jump

(01:15:10):
out because we need to administer first aid, but no
first aid to give because the man was pronounced dead
on the scene.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Very sad, very very sad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
But this raises awareness for me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Well, no, no, not understood in that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:26):
Do we know this guy's story?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
They believe he was homeless.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
Well, there's Greg's silver ling.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Right, Okay, Greg, this is on you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Yeah, don't drag me to this.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
You told us what we know.

Speaker 16 (01:15:43):
I'll tell you what we don't know. This person could
have been a murderer. This person could have been a
you know what, do you know how many serial killers
we don't know about in the United States right now?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
That's always wondering.

Speaker 16 (01:15:59):
Literally think there's like over one hundred active serial killers
in the United States as we speak. And if Karma
took care of one, I think that that is a
blessing for.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
All the people whose lives get to be saved.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
We don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
We don't know this guy. You guys are you know?

Speaker 16 (01:16:15):
You could feel sorry for this person, and there's part
of me that does.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
But we don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
This could have saved a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
So holmeless people are serial can who he was? We
don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:16:30):
This is part of this segment for me to do
my job and then for Menace and Sebas to try
and undo my job.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
No, No, I think you're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
I didn't know if that was part.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Apropriate exploring.

Speaker 16 (01:16:42):
I know, I just don't know if we're shooting in
my bit or in the next bit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Holes in the story. Then holds.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
Yeah, no, that's okay. I just want to make sure
all the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Same holds back. It's a whole shoot off.

Speaker 16 (01:16:55):
All I'm saying is we could have saved a lot
of people, and you know what, that could be a
blessing in disguise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Yeah. I think the fire truck probably did more for
the homeless situation than any of the politicians. Maybe. And
he's not homeless anymore. That's he's not almost now he's
in Jesus. Yeah. See, we are very clearly just trying
to find the silver lining.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
In these stories.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I could see where people might tune in halfway through
and go, oh wow, that's not the bit. And I
think what Menace is doing over there is playing three
D chess, because Menace is always very concerned about how
he's going to come out looking, and so he just
wants to make sure it's clear that comments yes, always
three steps.

Speaker 19 (01:17:40):
This is this is three This is three D chess
for the new person.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
This is three D chess, like, don't worry, don't worry,
I get it. It's all good. Cape one for the
new person. I understand. I guess facts, and I'm the
best umpire in this room, balls and balls strikes and
all right, well nice work. I mean you're not as

(01:18:08):
great as I thought you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Were going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
Out those are some top stories.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Yeah, like I think won that last round. Is no
longer homeless, right, oh yeah, he was called home.

Speaker 16 (01:18:17):
Yeah, I don't know we could make him that simple,
no longer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Now we have some stories from Greg. We're gonna do
after the Break Good News with Greg Gory, and we're
gonna see if we can shoot some holes in it's
the opposite, and we'll see how many people tune in
halfway through that.

Speaker 19 (01:18:39):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Okay, let's see we're gonna shoot some holes in Greg's story.
Now we did try. We did the Silver Linings with
with Gina grat Yeah, and now let's see how we do.
Greg's got a good news story. Greg's always said, oh no,
it's always cool this Yeah a babe, And let's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
See if we can shoot some holes in it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
All right, Well this is out of Cedars, Pennsylvania. A
woman named Maureen has a son named Nick, and he's
very autistic, and she was worried about his future, as
are a lot of parents of kids with disabilities at
Nick's school. So to help out Maureen made her dream
come true by opening up a restaurant to employ people
with disabilities. It is called so Much to Give Inclusive Cafe.
They employ sixty three people. Eighty percent of their employees

(01:19:25):
have disabilities. And it's not just a restaurant, it's a
safe space for people with disabilities to hang out and dine.
And Maureen says that her son Nick has learned to
be social in restaurants now. As little as a year
or so ago, he would hop around like a bunnie
or clap and yell when he was out in public.
But at so Much to Give, nobody cares if he
even does, because it's a safe space for them. And
then to top it off, across the street from the restaurant,

(01:19:47):
she also opened up Inspiration Studio, where they teach music,
crafts and life skills to people with disabilities.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I got one, I got it already. This yeah, Oh
this one is.

Speaker 10 (01:20:00):
Oh, let's piggyback off this other place so I can
promote my place.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Also sounds like somebody who's just using their own child
for their own game. Also, but they're spinning it to
say like, oh, look how it's benefiting him. Oh, him,
it's about him. By the way, check out my spot. Right. No,
she opened both.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Yeah, what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
She opened both, but she's using she got that, she
got the attention from the one. Yeah, and she got
for it correct taking over the whole block.

Speaker 16 (01:20:30):
This is a restaurant, right, Yes, you are not allowed
to complain when they screw up your order, and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
That would make me fou Yeah, this is a little
overdo it? I know, it's fine?

Speaker 16 (01:20:43):
Yeah, like, oh, this is literally nothing on this plate
is something I asked for? But you know it's fine,
this is nothing I ordered. But you know, what, what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 10 (01:20:51):
You checked it, review on it, So what are you
saying we did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Do this properly? No?

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
No, it's great, it's great.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's great that she
managed to find a way to get attention for herself.
Geez okay, but I mean there's also the side benefit
of like, yeah, okay, well her son also benefit, sure, right,
but she could have just kept her with the one place,
and now she's got the second place, and you know,
you don't want to be And how much was the

(01:21:20):
full name of this place? Again? So much to give
any what else inclusive cafe. Oh, inclusive cafe. Okay, a
little little wordy there. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:21:29):
Oh the name of the restaurant. Yeah, the name might
not be the best, so much to give inclusive cafe.

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
I would just be really worried about my order.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
So selfish, please write it down?

Speaker 6 (01:21:42):
Yeah please?

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Okay, So it does. It does have a four point nine.
Of course it does. She's not gonna be able to
complain about the meal.

Speaker 10 (01:21:50):
Oh but I'm trying to see Okay, there's one review
that has four stars.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Instead of six. Six narcissistic.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Really okay, I'm trying to with the complaints disigrade. Yes,
a grade, of course, Ma, that's your job. Wait, give
me one more story here, Greg. This is from Birmingham, Alabama.
Adorable little eight year old girl, Sophie. She was diagnosed
with severe aplastic anemia a couple years ago. Doctor said
she only had one option for a cure, and that
was a bone marrow transplant. Her family searched and searched

(01:22:18):
for a match, and then, luckily, a woman named Macy
had registered to be a donor three years ago. She
got word that she was a match for Sophie. Nervous
but went through with the donation.

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
Now that was early last year, and then just a
couple weeks ago, after recovering from all of it, Sophie
met Macy for the very first time. Broke down in
tears while Sophie's mom explained that she can finally enjoy childhood.
She even signed up for her first dance class, something
she couldn't do before because she would get so much bruising.
Even the hospital staff cried tears of happiness. This is

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the first time they had witnessed an in person reunion
between patient and donor, and now Sophie has a healthy
and normal life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
So sweet. I'm actually having a hard time this, ha
a really hard time.

Speaker 16 (01:23:04):
With Okay, Macy's the donor, right, she is going to
feel really good for a while because the attention is
still on her and oh my god, she's a saint
for doing this. But when that attention goes away, she's
down in Oregon and she might end up needing that.
And guess who doesn't care anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Everybody I did, I didn't. I didn't think about that,
Like you hear about people who make a donation and whatever.
I think like I might do that, but then what
if I need it? I'll see that's the thing I
would donate, and then I would end up needing exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
I mean something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
Nobody cares because the spotlight has long past.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
This is a bone marrow transplant.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, can you make your own bone marrow?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Yeah, that's a question for Sea Bath.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Well, I think I think the reason she probably needs
it for a good reason. Your body's not producing it properly.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Greg, I think you might have succeeded that. It's kind
of cheating though, but okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Not at all. This is a great store. Yeah, I
think it's kind of cheating. I think Greg picked that
story just because you know, well, we'll get some kid
with cancer, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
Yeah, right, cancer stories for Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
Yeah, yeah, to find the one that you can't and
I did interesting success.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Shame shame on you, Greg for exploding this kid for
your own, just much like that one that you're saying,
is I nailed it? Yeah exactly?

Speaker 13 (01:24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
All right, Well it's the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
More fun than goner Rhea.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
I mean I've had gone a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had gone show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
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wisdom Please.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
Yeah, posting pictures of your kid on the first day
of school, that's cool. But what's cooler? Not having kids?
Way cooler?

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Oh my god, so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah. People go, I can't imagine my life without my kids,
And I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
Really, that's all I imagine because I do that all
the time. Uh huh, I go, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You know, if we didn't have kids, we would be
doing this. Oh my god, if we didn't have these
kids right now, we'd be doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
Yeah, I have a billion dollars you think.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
About it all. It doesn't mean you don't love them. Yeah,
but also you're lying if you said you can't imagine
your life without your.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Kids, get the f out of here. You can't you liar.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Got of here all right. Thank you very much, Greg
gory Hrewe thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.
Have a great day. Smdublem quit this bitch.