May 12, 2025 • 29 mins
Weekend Cheers & Jeers, New Headlines, Cameo on the Cheapo & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, fatties, fellow fatties, pay attention. I thought this
was very interesting. You know, the battle of the weight
loss drugs. Oh yeah, zep Bound, w goob those are
the two ones. Those are the ones that are for
weight loss. Now you have Ozempic, which has a weight
loss component to it, but it's really for diabetes. And
then you have Manjaro, which is the ELI version. So
(00:30):
it's w goov and ozempic. Those are by the same company.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Then you have uh zet bound and Manjaro by a
different company. Okay, ones for diabetes also results and weight loss.
The other ones just for fatties over a certain b M.
I right now, which one between the two is the
better weight loss drug? Teams bound now, the goov and
(00:55):
uh ozempic, those are the semi glute You've heard that before, right,
and then there's tri Zeppata, which is what the drug
is for zet bound and for Manjaro. Well, in the
battle of the weight loss drugs, a new head to
head study found that zet Bound lost nearly fifty five
zero fifty more percent more weight than those who are
(01:18):
using wagovi, really massive different fifty pounds versus thirty three
pounds on average. I have merch Now, both mess with
the hunger hormones, but zet bound hits two instead of one,
which might explain the edge. And that's the reason I
moved to zetbound because I kind of topped out on
magov and I wasn't noticed any kind of like a
appetite suppressant. Yeah, but then zetbound has two pathways to that,
(01:43):
so that's why I tried it. Still, doctor say, both
are solid tools to fight obesity. So I mean, you know, I've.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Been very happy with the glue type.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, which, by the way, four and ten adults obese.
I thought, Now, if you have CBS Health's insurance, they
just announced they're gonna stop covering zet bound starting July first,
GOV becomes the preferred, cheap or easier to access option instead.
So if you're on zet bound and you have CVS insurance,
(02:12):
you might be stuck paying out of pocket or switching
drugs unless your doctor appeals it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wait, there's such thing as CVS insurance.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, CVS Health.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh cool, we'll look into that me too.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I didn't know either. Is the methodology the same
for all of them? Pretty much like a weekly shot
type deal.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, but there is I've heard about and in fact
on those that you talk about, like the pill form ones,
which I would be interested and not because I'm weird
about shots. In fact, I just did the zet bound
shot this morning and it's not a big deals nothing.
Where do you put it right in my belly? Isn't
that where you're supposed to? Well, you could do that,
you could do the sigh. Yeah, do it right in
(02:52):
my mouth? Yeah. Again, Greg wants to like just pierce
his skin all over and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Then yeah, and with botox, yeah, poke holes and dunk.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah. But since I told you, since I stopped taking
the Selexa, right, and then I gave myself like a
two or three week, three week break from the zet Bound.
In that time, I lost like seven pounds. It's amazing
after stopping the weight loss drug and then stopping the
antidepress in which I was gonna come off of anyway,
and now I'm back on the zetbound. Is the second
week back on the zetbound, and I'm still losing. I'm
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down almost ten a week, but doing nothing. I haven't
done anything. It's lazy. It's you know, cheating. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Reading about this girl who lost I don't think it
was like one hundred and thirty pounds on zetbound and
she was saying, now that her BMI is so low
that her insurance won't cover.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, the doctor's working, doctors working on weaning or off
of it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It worked, she's gonna get a wiener off of her. Well,
she's afraid that she grew now wean her off okay,
got it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Now that she uh is going to stop doing it,
she is afraid that she might gain stuff back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well yeah, well here's the thing, and I understand this,
and this is why I don't understand the people who
always go and rant against these these drugs. Okay, yeah,
when you're taking it and it's suppressing your appetite and
you're eating less and then you're losing weight, it's supposed
to be in conjunction, ideally with changing your diet and
your lifestyle, in conjunction, in conjunction with the weight loss thing.
(04:28):
But then people just use the weight loss drug. They
don't change anything. And what do you know when they're
when they're off it and they're still eating like an
a hole, they gain the weight whoa like, you know
what happens when you Yeah, you know what happens when
you stop a diet. Yeah, you gain the weight back.
So don't do a diet. Duh, duh, change your habits.
And then people go, oh, well you know ozempic face. Well, yeah,
(04:49):
because you just lost a bunch of fat.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Anybody who loses a bunch of weight, they have extra
skin or they have ozempic ass. But that's what happens
when you lose a bunch of Wait, dumb asses.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I love what Nikki Glazer says. She's like, don't see
these skinny people who are telling you not to take
these drugs, right, it's just because that's all they have,
the exactly, they don't have a personality.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So now, oh my god, I've had the same thought.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Now you have a personality and your skinny Yes, I
had the same thought.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They don't want they don't want you to be like.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Them because they don't want to crowd the club, right,
that's all they have.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, so I guess if you have a choice, if
you want to go with Govi or Zeppound. I mean,
I like the idea that there's you know, the two pathways.
Give me a better shot. That's what I kind of needed,
a better shot. But there Now there's an official study.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, there's no official bound though.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You can find it on ets.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, it is on Etsy.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sent us a text over to two two nine eight
seven without clutching My god, it works.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Show.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's set on the new hour, Insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. I can't speak correct word correct world, idiot, idiot.
Monday morning, May twelfth, twenty twenty five. My name is Wed.
That's great, Gordon, good morning, We got minutes. Gina grad
is here, Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan's here taking
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your calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Some of the training news headlines
coming up for you at this hour weekend cheers and jeers.
So Mike jeers, I'm gonna start with that, the ongoing
card fiasco your jeers. Oh yeah, with the but with
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the Mother's day cards or birthday cards or you know
how I'm constantly last minute sending things out overnighting them. Yeah.
I got a lot going on, and I don't prioritize it.
I think is the problem is that I go, all right,
I gotta get this, I gotta get it out. But
there's other things that are more prior for today that
have to happen two day and so it just kind
of gets kicked, kicked kicked until it becomes a thing
(07:07):
I gotta do today, day before. Yeah. And so I
bought the cards earlier in the week, the Mother's Day cards,
and then I had them, but then also got to
figure out like, oh, because the kids have all their
activities and having us at the house where I go,
I can say to them without their mother being around,
make sure you fill this card out and write something
nice in there for her, and seal it up and
then just hold on to it until Sunday and give
(07:29):
it to your mom. That's the problem you have, like
you know, a stay at home spouse, they're always there yea,
And so it's not it's not an easy thing to
coordinate surprise something. Yeah, Like right, exactly. You don't want
the kids sitting there at the table while the mom's
right there filling out the Mother's Day card for two days.
Let anyway, get the cards for my mom and for
(07:51):
my step mom. I bring them to FedEx, I ship
them out I get a call on Saturday my mom
got her cards.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh good Hallellujah.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The day before Mother's Day. I knew it was gonna
happen because I sent it fed X. But here's the problem.
I put my mom's cards and my stepmother's cards all
on the same FedEx thing, so I sent them all
to my mother. So my mother also got my stepmother's cards.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Idiot, how does she feel about that?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She's fine. She knows that they that I have a
stepmother and that she's around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So do I have to send this to her?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So she is, she's forwarding it off, you know, to
my stepmother. I know what, man, I can't win one.
Yeah now my my cheers. As I called the season
of obligation, This concludes the season of obligation. I now
have the rest of the year until we get to
uh Christmas time to not have to worry about any
(08:45):
of this, because from I would say November mid November
until now, it's just it just seems like a bombardment
of constant like got to get a card for this,
send a card for that. Things I need to be
on top of, starting with my stepfather's birthday November seventeenth,
then you get into Christmas and what do you do
for all the people for Christmas. My mom's birthdays on
(09:08):
the twenty eighth of December, so I got that. Then
you get into January. January then becomes Valentine's Day and
all that kind of crap, which thank god, we don't
do a lot of Valentine's Day stuff. Okay, fine, but
then you get into Mother's Day. My wife's birthday is
April fifteenth. There's so much quote obligation, and I don't
say that in like ugh, like I don't want to
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do things for these people. I love doing things for
these people.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's not it just stuff to remember.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's the to do list that comes with it that
I hate. Shopping for cards. I hate it. I think
cards are dumb, but that's how I feel about it.
But it means a lot to the people I buy
them for. So that's why I do it, because I
love these people. But man, as it suck. It's one
of those things that you just as a necessary evil.
And then filling out the cards and you know, sending them,
as you know, is a big thing.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And when the kids get God, do the kids write
thank you notes?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's my wife's department.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I always stay on top of that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm anticipating that my wife has handled that and that
they don't. It's embarrassing, yeah, but we were always expected
to as kids.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I have this friend, his name is Jordan, and Gina
checked this out first week of January. Every single year,
he has two separate boxes. One is filled with cards,
separated by month dividers, takes them out and realizes, Okay,
this is Woody's birthday, here's MENACE's birthday, here's Gina's birthday,
fills them all out, then takes them out, puts them
into a separate box, which is marked by dates on
(10:31):
when he will mail them. So he gets on hire
years of cards.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's the incredible opposite of my system.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, my dream system.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, that's amazing. Every year you never miss a birthday card.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I heard Howard Stern years and years ago said that
his father told him, if you can do a task
within five minutes, just do it right there and then.
And I started doing that. But the only issue that
I have is there's so many of those tasks.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, like never ending.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I just like I could keep on doing it
over and over. So I try to get as many
as done as I can.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And you know, so the system that I usually employ
is that it's between anything twenty four to forty eight
hours out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's my that's your window, that's urgency.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's my that's my window of clarity. Right. Don't talk
to me about something thirty six hours from now or
forty eight hours from now, like that's not happening. I
need today immediate, right, and then we can move to
thirty six, then forty eight. But don't talk to me
about this weekend on a Monday. Don't talk to me
about something that's happening in two weeks from now. Figure
(11:37):
it out. You figured out, and you let me know
it's yeah, because there's a whole year plan. I know
generally when things are happening. But when you start getting
about like where are we going to go next Saturday
when we have dinner for with our friends, First of all,
you know I don't care. Yeah, that's number one, so
just figure it out. But also number two, I don't
(11:58):
need to discuss that right now. I have other things.
I have just too many other things going on that
I need to prioritize that and give my full attention
and energy to those things.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
But you need a plan and make a reservation, and
the reservations are going to be full if you don't
get on it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I had all my things I was doing yesterday, like
shopping and all the towns and all that stuff, and
at the same time planning a lunch that was a
month from now. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
See, then I'll what I'll do in that case, I'll
put somebody else on. I'll say hey, I'll say to
my wife, hey, figure out the dinner for next weekend
when we go out with our friends. I don't care
where we go. Just let me know where we're going
when the time comes. Don't tell me now, I don't care,
but don't ask me all the questions, what time, what
should either figured out? And then just let me know
what it is. That's that's what I asked. That's what
(12:41):
I ask That works for you. But dude, putting all
the cards in the and my mom goes, I got
your cards, but just one thing. So I got all
of Denise's cards too.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I'm like, oh, damn, the nicest cards, son of a bitch,
because we also sent you know, other stuff that was nice.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So like, yeah, that's the thing I do. The cards
my wife does like the flowers or the whatever else
gets sent. It's a team. Teamwork makes the dream work.
But hey, this ends the season of obligation because from
here on out it's Father's Day. Who cares? Yeah, and
even if it was something I cared about, it's not
my problem, their problems. Yeah right, and then after that,
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like we're free and clear. Yeah, until about mid November.
I got started thinking about cards again. So stupid weekend
cheers and jeers, Gina Grad.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well, I'm changing my jeers now because you reminded me
of something, so I'm also leading with my jeers. I
sent my goddamn mother's cards for all my mom my
step my mother in law, my stepmother in law on
Tuesday because I'm the best, and they're going to get
there by what Saturday. Nobody's received Jack craw Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mailed them out of my life. Yeah, that's what
I was. That's profit. But that's the males problem.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know. You guys will be very relieved to hear this,
very excited to hear this. I got my colors done.
Oh yes, it is confirmed what I thought this is.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This is new so I never heard about this before.
Chicks will go somewhere, and Genu was telling everybody how
she was going to do this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Color analysis.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Go to a person who this is their job. They
do this for a living and people pay them apparently
pretty decent money. Yeah, to tell you what your colors are,
meaning what you look good in.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, like the colors in front of you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've seen.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, it's awesome. And at first you have to decide.
You have to find out if you're a warm or
a cool, like if it's blue undertone or yellow undertone.
I am a yellow undertone warm. I grew up thinking
I was a blue you guys, can you imagine how
humiliated I did you? I thought I was blue undertoned. Okay,
I knew in my in my elderly adult years, this
something was wrong. So I am, guys, I am a
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deep bottom just.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Okay, Yes, not a winter.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She thought she was a winter. Thank you this. So
I wear earth tones warm tones, you know, uh, chili
and mustard and brown. And that's that's the color. You're
gonna see a lot more of me in that. So
just get ready, and uh.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I probably wouldn't notice to begin with. No, Well, like
I don't know, looking like the Lady Gaga dresses or
wearing nothing at like otherwise anything in between that we
don't notice that.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I'm wearing like a chestnut sam Sam, Yes, you have
that brown sweatshirt. That's great.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And I even showed the color analysis woman Yony Color
Studio shout out, I should be wearing vanillas and not white.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Okay, yes, you guys says being a chick is so boring.
It's great information that you can use for light.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm gonna I'm gonna look young, I'm gonna look bright,
I'm gonna look doing.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, just because I feel like it can't get any
worse than this. I'm gonna go to Sammy for her weekend.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Okay, well my cheers is gonna be well yeah, oh god,
get ready. But also it is today drinking so like
cheers to that. It was nice out and I was
really feeling at like eleven o'clock in the morning on
Saturday that I needed champagne asap.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So yeah, so that's what I did.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I ended up drinking champagne all day while also though crocheting.
I think I crocheted for like twelve hours. I drank
a bottle and a half of champagne and I watched
Letter Kenny. Shout out to Letter Kenny. Have you guys
ever seen that?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, I've never watched it.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It's a very weird show. It's like an improv group
from Canada. And anyways, it's really funny.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Drunk on champagne to like it?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Uh, probably you actually, I think you would like it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
So cheers.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
So that also cheers to live music because on Sunday
I went and saw a Luccomb's an Eric Church cover band.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh it was like a park.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Situation with kids and stuff but families whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I love live music.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Were they called what was.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The name of that event, like Boots and something?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Or no, oh are you thinking of Boots and bruise?
I didn't do That's not what I want to in
the park.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Or what was the cover band called? I love cover
band names. I actually don't know the name of the band.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You're drunk?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yea like combing it out at church?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's always.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
It actually was there people are that were wasted. My
gears is to when takeout gets your order wrong. I
went and picked up takeout and then I got it
home and it was the wrong sandwich and they had
called me to be like, oh, we gave you the
wrong order, so sorry, and I just ate it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I just ate what I got. I'm like, I'm not
going back, but sucked.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah. I've learned now that if you're going to picking
something up yourself the door dash stuff, you're kind of screwed.
It's already there. You can send it back. I get
new stuff. But like before you pick up something and
leave with it, but you drive through or take out
like that and check it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah. I used to not because I was afraid they would.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Be so many errors. Lately check more and more errors.
Bring the robots here. I'm gonna throw another geers out there,
jeers to uh, you know, drive through workers or people
who are taking an order of any kind. Can I
finish my order please? So here, I'm gonna I'll be
(18:19):
the drive through person. Greg ordered like for three different
people at I don't know McDonald's. All right, welcome McDonald's.
Can I take your order plase? Yeah? For me, I
would like the two cheeseburger meal with fries. Is that
gonna be all? And no? I would also like a
diet coke. Was that gonna be all? No? No, No,
I can't get you anything else. Yes, a quarter pounder
with cheese. Is that it? Anything else? Yes? The nine
(18:42):
piece McNuggets. This has happened to me more and more recently.
Why are you rushing me? Clearly? I'm I'm trying to
speak clearly and slowly so you can get it. Yes,
I would like the number two cheese burger meal with
a coke. Yeah, is that gonna be? I'm also gonna eat.
Hold on, like, just what do you want they want
(19:02):
you to like? And then and then and then no,
and then stop rushing me because then I know you're
gonna screw it up.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I don't know have that issue because I've memorized all
the menus. So I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No, we're ready to go. You're ready to go, We're
ready to go. I'm just I'm just not going. I
think I spent it in between orders. Yeah, I'm not
going on you the big mac mule, the coke, two
double cheeseburger, six piece nugget. But you're not an auctioneer
way because I don't want them to screw it up.
I'm not going as slow as I just did it
there two seconds ago. But I'll go Yeah, it's the
number two cheeseburger mule with a coke? Is that? But
(19:37):
as I'm going, and then I'll have anything else, anything else,
anything else, I go, No, I'm gonna I said, no,
I'm just gonna give you the whole order, and then
if speak and then at the end of it, I'll say,
and that's it.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Maybe I'll and then that's it. Maybe preface it with
I have three orders for you.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Order one. I didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I would say, but then I would drive off. I
wouldn't get my order. Why because I'm like, oh I
kind of got you know, spicy with them. They're gonna
mess with my order.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah, ok fear Yeah it's probably poison. Yeah yeah
eight four Woodie, he's an embecile. He's our embassole. Now
show what about the trending news headlines Ginograd.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yes, well, the US and China just struck a new
trade deal after some last minute negotiations. Not all the
details are out yet, but both sides say it was productive.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, the market likes dot almost a thousand ar I
bet yeah. I forgot to look at that.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, look at that nice and hide. This comes back
to the US with China hit China up to one
hundred and forty five percent over issues like fentanyl and stealing.
China fired back with their own tariffs and things were
getting tense. Trump had set a July eighth deadline and
called it Liberation Day for US trade, which finally shook
(20:57):
up the markets. But now looks like both sides are
playing nice ish again. So that, like you said, good
sign for the market.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah, it's just like this little bit of time they're
going to try to like work things out. It's a
temporary thing for right now. They got a bigger deal.
But hey man, because can we all just get along
when the market's up about a thousand points? Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, Well, the Thunderbolts movie with Florence Pugh and Lewis
Pullman and Harrison Ford that dominated the box office this weekend,
along with Michael B. Jordan movie Sinners, which I still
haven't seen. Thunderbolts took first place with thirty three point
one million from theaters in the US and Canada. Sinners
pulled in twenty one point one million. The Minecraft movie
(21:38):
raked in another eight million, The Accountant two six point
one million, and this new slasher movie that I had
just heard of clown in a cornfield.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Clown, and that's what's called in a cornfield.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Now, I would like to submit that to be Morgan's
next review. Clown in a Cornfield. All right, No, damn it, it
cares all right, thought, it sounds kind of amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Do you know what I mean to do? A very small
segment of people that you see what I'm saying right,
like you get like the rust thing. I understand because
there was such big publocity on that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I just want to hear her.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Good.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I have the premise of.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Her watch it, and then you guys have a phone call.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, then we'll go to lunch.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
There was a movie called The Clown, which was awesome
for a dude dressed up as a clown to do
a children's birthday party and then basically realized, I can't
watch the makeup off he.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Became the clown.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'd like to see that, you're scary.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
What I'm loving is all the Lilo and Stitch marketing.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
My daughter's awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
The animatronics that they're putting in the movie theaters and
like you know, doing all these pranks, and I love
what they did with some of the billboards with the
thunderbolts they have like Lelo and Stitch, like ripping out
of their billboards and like coming soon.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I love I've never seen Lelo and Stitch. I don't
know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But me neither. All I know is that my daughter
loves it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I knows they kind of look like French bulldogs.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Well they are French bulldogs. But they say it's a rabbit.
That's stupid. It is a French bulldog for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Well, we might finally have a breakthrough in the Gaza
hostage crisis. Hama says it's about to release a Don Alexander,
who's the last known living American hostage, as a good
will gesture after talks with the US, and he could
be released as early as tomorrow. No overall peace deal
or cease fire yet, but this could open the door
for more aid into Gaza and more of the fifty
(23:23):
nine hostages coming home. Vladimir Putin apparently wants a peace
talk meeting with Ukraine. It would be this Thursday in Turkey.
Ukraine's president Zelenski says he'll show up if Russia stops fighting.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Today.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
There hasn't been much fighting the past few days because
of Russia's self declared three day truce for Victory Day
that marks the end of World War eleven. Raine. Yeah,
Ukraine didn't go for this though, they called it a
pr stunt, said Russia broke it anyway. But President Trump's
been pressuring both sides to make a meeting happen, and
Europe says they'll just hit him with more sanctions of Russia.
(23:57):
Bales and there must be something water. At a Wisconsin hospital,
fourteen maternity nurses.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I saw that this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Maternity nurses at hs HS Saint Vincent Hospital in Green
Bay all pregnant at the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, so what are they going to do when they
all go on maternity.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Asked the question. It wasn't planned, just a wild coincidence
or getting crazy in the break room. But the nurses
are loss, they're loving going through this together. They're getting
prenatal care from each.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Other, so it wasn't planned, No.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just coincience. They're also going to be delivering each other's
babies because they all get pregnant the same day.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's going to see each other's vagina. They're going to
take turns.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They haven't already, so they're all due sometime between now
and fall.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, I guess they saw them at the Gang bang
where they all got pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Where everybody got pregnated.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What have you watched that show the pit yet? No,
Oh my god, there's there's a childbirth scene in there
and they show everything.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Because I've seen it in real life.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
How twice buddy can watch that. It is so discussed.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You didn't they didn't have you stand on the other
side of the curtain.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, my wife had told me beforehand, like, hey, stay
up by my head, don't look. I don't want you
to see that. You'll never look at me the same.
And I'm not gonna look. I wasn't interested in looking.
And then when you're in there in the moment, you
can't help it. I'm holding a leg, the doctors down
there doing thing, and like you can't help it, like
you look. It's like when someone says, don't look. Of
(25:22):
course she looked like it didn't ruin it for you,
of course, not.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Justiarsross, but I'm saying, but it was.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
It was wild. It was I mean, it's a wild
thing to see. It's I mean, it is amazing. I'm
not gonna sit there and go like the most beautiful thing.
It certainly was not going to say it's definitely not
a beautiful beautiful No, it wasn't, but it was. It
was fascinating.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Did you cut the cord?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah? I didn't do it with my teeth. They handed
me like scissors, like a garden hose exactly. Yeah it is.
It's kind of cutting through a garden hose.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, that's what's going on with all.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Right, Thank you very much, Gino Gradi. All of all
the good moms had a good Mother's day. I hope
all the terrible moms had a rotten one. I know,
but this is pretty nice. This is an all babe.
A mom in soun in Texas. They were in the
same graduating class on Friday. They both earned graduate degrees
(26:29):
from TCU there in Fort Worth. The son with the
masters in Liberal Arts, so that's going nowhere, and then
mom got hers in business administration. So that's a smarter move. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but yeah, they they got really into the same graduation day.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Sweet a kid in Lexington, Kentucky accidentally ordered did you
see the story that he ordered sixty nine thousand of
this old dumb dumb lollipops from Amazon. Pop. That's the
thing with kids, man. Every once in a while, you
get surprise that you never saw or never thought a
million years would ever be here. And here you are
with thirty cases dumb dumbs, two and three hundred lollipops
(27:10):
in each case. So it came out to be thirty
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's why you don't want to have a miss a
in your house.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So his mom, well, don't have it set up for
purchases like that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You can sell me, you can undo that.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh yes, of course, definitely.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I would know because I'm a homesteader.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Of course I have one.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
When his mom realized what happened, she contacted Amazon, but
the delivery had already happened without the driver notifying them,
so Amazon refused the return. And now here's what mom
had to say about it. She was on the local
TV news.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
She told me that he wanted to have a carnival
and he was ordering the the dumb dumbs as prozes
for his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly,
he was being kind to his friends. Just panicked when
I saw what the number was.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
We were just having that conversation about stuff that you'll
do with your kids. But god, you hate it. Mom,
I'm gonna play carnival and we're gonna have to go
out and we're gonna have to buy all this stuff
so we can we can play carnivals like.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He's playing on his own.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Though well he did, he handled that part, but like
while he's having a carnival, see as kids do. That's
pretty damn cute.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Though.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, I remember throw a carnival. My stepsisters and I
we were going to make a haunted house, but we
were going to try to do it so you could
sit in moving cars and we haven't moved throughout the
whole thing, which in our stupid, in our stupid little
kid idea bank it was. We were going to sit
in laundry baskets that were on top of stretched out
rubber bands that would have the power to drag us
(28:35):
across like using erector set motors. It was the dumbest thing.
My stepfather and my mother tried to tell me, this
is never gonna work, and I go no, and I
made her go out. My stepsisters and I we came
up with a list of the stuff that we would
need and they took us to the store to buy
the crap that we need, which were like rubber bands,
(28:57):
you know, and stupid. Yeah, I'll I think back on,
I'm like, it's pretty embarrassing, but the time we were convinced, no,
it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, and you had to try it, of course, of
course of non.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Believers, and then you learn that was a learning moment.
I learned at that point, keep your ideas to yourself.
That's the life lesson right there. Everybody else gonna take
a quick break, I'm it, take a permanent one'm and
just feel myself do
The show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, fatties, fellow fatties, pay attention. I thought this
was very interesting. You know, the battle of the weight
loss drugs. Oh yeah, zep Bound, w goob those are
the two ones. Those are the ones that are for
weight loss. Now you have Ozempic, which has a weight
loss component to it, but it's really for diabetes. And
then you have Manjaro, which is the ELI version. So
(00:30):
it's w goov and ozempic. Those are by the same company.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Then you have uh zet bound and Manjaro by a
different company. Okay, ones for diabetes also results and weight loss.
The other ones just for fatties over a certain b M.
I right now, which one between the two is the
better weight loss drug? Teams bound now, the goov and
(00:55):
uh ozempic, those are the semi glute You've heard that before, right,
and then there's tri Zeppata, which is what the drug
is for zet bound and for Manjaro. Well, in the
battle of the weight loss drugs, a new head to
head study found that zet Bound lost nearly fifty five
zero fifty more percent more weight than those who are
(01:18):
using wagovi, really massive different fifty pounds versus thirty three
pounds on average. I have merch Now, both mess with
the hunger hormones, but zet bound hits two instead of one,
which might explain the edge. And that's the reason I
moved to zetbound because I kind of topped out on
magov and I wasn't noticed any kind of like a
appetite suppressant. Yeah, but then zetbound has two pathways to that,
(01:43):
so that's why I tried it. Still, doctor say, both
are solid tools to fight obesity. So I mean, you know, I've.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Been very happy with the glue type.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, which, by the way, four and ten adults obese.
I thought, Now, if you have CBS Health's insurance, they
just announced they're gonna stop covering zet bound starting July first,
GOV becomes the preferred, cheap or easier to access option instead.
So if you're on zet bound and you have CVS insurance,
(02:12):
you might be stuck paying out of pocket or switching
drugs unless your doctor appeals it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wait, there's such thing as CVS insurance.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, CVS Health.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh cool, we'll look into that me too.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I didn't know either. Is the methodology the same
for all of them? Pretty much like a weekly shot
type deal.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, but there is I've heard about and in fact
on those that you talk about, like the pill form ones,
which I would be interested and not because I'm weird
about shots. In fact, I just did the zet bound
shot this morning and it's not a big deals nothing.
Where do you put it right in my belly? Isn't
that where you're supposed to? Well, you could do that,
you could do the sigh. Yeah, do it right in
(02:52):
my mouth? Yeah. Again, Greg wants to like just pierce
his skin all over and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Then yeah, and with botox, yeah, poke holes and dunk.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah. But since I told you, since I stopped taking
the Selexa, right, and then I gave myself like a
two or three week, three week break from the zet Bound.
In that time, I lost like seven pounds. It's amazing
after stopping the weight loss drug and then stopping the
antidepress in which I was gonna come off of anyway,
and now I'm back on the zetbound. Is the second
week back on the zetbound, and I'm still losing. I'm
(03:26):
down almost ten a week, but doing nothing. I haven't
done anything. It's lazy. It's you know, cheating. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Reading about this girl who lost I don't think it
was like one hundred and thirty pounds on zetbound and
she was saying, now that her BMI is so low
that her insurance won't cover.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, the doctor's working, doctors working on weaning or off
of it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It worked, she's gonna get a wiener off of her. Well,
she's afraid that she grew now wean her off okay,
got it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Now that she uh is going to stop doing it,
she is afraid that she might gain stuff back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well yeah, well here's the thing, and I understand this,
and this is why I don't understand the people who
always go and rant against these these drugs. Okay, yeah,
when you're taking it and it's suppressing your appetite and
you're eating less and then you're losing weight, it's supposed
to be in conjunction, ideally with changing your diet and
your lifestyle, in conjunction, in conjunction with the weight loss thing.
(04:28):
But then people just use the weight loss drug. They
don't change anything. And what do you know when they're
when they're off it and they're still eating like an
a hole, they gain the weight whoa like, you know
what happens when you Yeah, you know what happens when
you stop a diet. Yeah, you gain the weight back.
So don't do a diet. Duh, duh, change your habits.
And then people go, oh, well you know ozempic face. Well, yeah,
(04:49):
because you just lost a bunch of fat.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Anybody who loses a bunch of weight, they have extra
skin or they have ozempic ass. But that's what happens
when you lose a bunch of Wait, dumb asses.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I love what Nikki Glazer says. She's like, don't see
these skinny people who are telling you not to take
these drugs, right, it's just because that's all they have,
the exactly, they don't have a personality.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So now, oh my god, I've had the same thought.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Now you have a personality and your skinny Yes, I
had the same thought.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
They don't want they don't want you to be like.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Them because they don't want to crowd the club, right,
that's all they have.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, so I guess if you have a choice, if
you want to go with Govi or Zeppound. I mean,
I like the idea that there's you know, the two pathways.
Give me a better shot. That's what I kind of needed,
a better shot. But there Now there's an official study.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, there's no official bound though.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You can find it on ets.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, it is on Etsy.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sent us a text over to two two nine eight
seven without clutching My god, it works.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Show.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's set on the new hour, Insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. I can't speak correct word correct world, idiot, idiot.
Monday morning, May twelfth, twenty twenty five. My name is Wed.
That's great, Gordon, good morning, We got minutes. Gina grad
is here, Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan's here taking
(06:21):
your calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Some of the training news headlines
coming up for you at this hour weekend cheers and jeers.
So Mike jeers, I'm gonna start with that, the ongoing
card fiasco your jeers. Oh yeah, with the but with
(06:46):
the Mother's day cards or birthday cards or you know
how I'm constantly last minute sending things out overnighting them. Yeah.
I got a lot going on, and I don't prioritize it.
I think is the problem is that I go, all right,
I gotta get this, I gotta get it out. But
there's other things that are more prior for today that
have to happen two day and so it just kind
of gets kicked, kicked kicked until it becomes a thing
(07:07):
I gotta do today, day before. Yeah. And so I
bought the cards earlier in the week, the Mother's Day cards,
and then I had them, but then also got to
figure out like, oh, because the kids have all their
activities and having us at the house where I go,
I can say to them without their mother being around,
make sure you fill this card out and write something
nice in there for her, and seal it up and
then just hold on to it until Sunday and give
(07:29):
it to your mom. That's the problem you have, like
you know, a stay at home spouse, they're always there yea,
And so it's not it's not an easy thing to
coordinate surprise something. Yeah, Like right, exactly. You don't want
the kids sitting there at the table while the mom's
right there filling out the Mother's Day card for two days.
Let anyway, get the cards for my mom and for
(07:51):
my step mom. I bring them to FedEx, I ship
them out I get a call on Saturday my mom
got her cards.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh good Hallellujah.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The day before Mother's Day. I knew it was gonna
happen because I sent it fed X. But here's the problem.
I put my mom's cards and my stepmother's cards all
on the same FedEx thing, so I sent them all
to my mother. So my mother also got my stepmother's cards.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Idiot, how does she feel about that?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She's fine. She knows that they that I have a
stepmother and that she's around.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So do I have to send this to her?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So she is, she's forwarding it off, you know, to
my stepmother. I know what, man, I can't win one.
Yeah now my my cheers. As I called the season
of obligation, This concludes the season of obligation. I now
have the rest of the year until we get to
uh Christmas time to not have to worry about any
(08:45):
of this, because from I would say November mid November
until now, it's just it just seems like a bombardment
of constant like got to get a card for this,
send a card for that. Things I need to be
on top of, starting with my stepfather's birthday November seventeenth,
then you get into Christmas and what do you do
for all the people for Christmas. My mom's birthdays on
(09:08):
the twenty eighth of December, so I got that. Then
you get into January. January then becomes Valentine's Day and
all that kind of crap, which thank god, we don't
do a lot of Valentine's Day stuff. Okay, fine, but
then you get into Mother's Day. My wife's birthday is
April fifteenth. There's so much quote obligation, and I don't
say that in like ugh, like I don't want to
(09:30):
do things for these people. I love doing things for
these people.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's not it just stuff to remember.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's the to do list that comes with it that
I hate. Shopping for cards. I hate it. I think
cards are dumb, but that's how I feel about it.
But it means a lot to the people I buy
them for. So that's why I do it, because I
love these people. But man, as it suck. It's one
of those things that you just as a necessary evil.
And then filling out the cards and you know, sending them,
as you know, is a big thing.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And when the kids get God, do the kids write
thank you notes?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's my wife's department.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I always stay on top of that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm anticipating that my wife has handled that and that
they don't. It's embarrassing, yeah, but we were always expected
to as kids.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I have this friend, his name is Jordan, and Gina
checked this out first week of January. Every single year,
he has two separate boxes. One is filled with cards,
separated by month dividers, takes them out and realizes, Okay,
this is Woody's birthday, here's MENACE's birthday, here's Gina's birthday,
fills them all out, then takes them out, puts them
into a separate box, which is marked by dates on
(10:31):
when he will mail them. So he gets on hire
years of cards.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's the incredible opposite of my system.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, my dream system.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, that's amazing. Every year you never miss a birthday card.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I heard Howard Stern years and years ago said that
his father told him, if you can do a task
within five minutes, just do it right there and then.
And I started doing that. But the only issue that
I have is there's so many of those tasks.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, like never ending.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I just like I could keep on doing it
over and over. So I try to get as many
as done as I can.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And you know, so the system that I usually employ
is that it's between anything twenty four to forty eight
hours out.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's my that's your window, that's urgency.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's my that's my window of clarity. Right. Don't talk
to me about something thirty six hours from now or
forty eight hours from now, like that's not happening. I
need today immediate, right, and then we can move to
thirty six, then forty eight. But don't talk to me
about this weekend on a Monday. Don't talk to me
about something that's happening in two weeks from now. Figure
(11:37):
it out. You figured out, and you let me know
it's yeah, because there's a whole year plan. I know
generally when things are happening. But when you start getting
about like where are we going to go next Saturday
when we have dinner for with our friends, First of all,
you know I don't care. Yeah, that's number one, so
just figure it out. But also number two, I don't
(11:58):
need to discuss that right now. I have other things.
I have just too many other things going on that
I need to prioritize that and give my full attention
and energy to those things.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
But you need a plan and make a reservation, and
the reservations are going to be full if you don't
get on it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I had all my things I was doing yesterday, like
shopping and all the towns and all that stuff, and
at the same time planning a lunch that was a
month from now. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
See, then I'll what I'll do in that case, I'll
put somebody else on. I'll say hey, I'll say to
my wife, hey, figure out the dinner for next weekend
when we go out with our friends. I don't care
where we go. Just let me know where we're going
when the time comes. Don't tell me now, I don't care,
but don't ask me all the questions, what time, what
should either figured out? And then just let me know
what it is. That's that's what I asked. That's what
(12:41):
I ask That works for you. But dude, putting all
the cards in the and my mom goes, I got
your cards, but just one thing. So I got all
of Denise's cards too.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I'm like, oh, damn, the nicest cards, son of a bitch,
because we also sent you know, other stuff that was nice.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So like, yeah, that's the thing I do. The cards
my wife does like the flowers or the whatever else
gets sent. It's a team. Teamwork makes the dream work.
But hey, this ends the season of obligation because from
here on out it's Father's Day. Who cares? Yeah, and
even if it was something I cared about, it's not
my problem, their problems. Yeah right, and then after that,
(13:27):
like we're free and clear. Yeah, until about mid November.
I got started thinking about cards again. So stupid weekend
cheers and jeers, Gina Grad.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well, I'm changing my jeers now because you reminded me
of something, so I'm also leading with my jeers. I
sent my goddamn mother's cards for all my mom my
step my mother in law, my stepmother in law on
Tuesday because I'm the best, and they're going to get
there by what Saturday. Nobody's received Jack craw Nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mailed them out of my life. Yeah, that's what
I was. That's profit. But that's the males problem.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know. You guys will be very relieved to hear this,
very excited to hear this. I got my colors done.
Oh yes, it is confirmed what I thought this is.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This is new so I never heard about this before.
Chicks will go somewhere, and Genu was telling everybody how
she was going to do this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Color analysis.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Go to a person who this is their job. They
do this for a living and people pay them apparently
pretty decent money. Yeah, to tell you what your colors are,
meaning what you look good in.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, like the colors in front of you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've seen.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, it's awesome. And at first you have to decide.
You have to find out if you're a warm or
a cool, like if it's blue undertone or yellow undertone.
I am a yellow undertone warm. I grew up thinking
I was a blue you guys, can you imagine how
humiliated I did you? I thought I was blue undertoned. Okay,
I knew in my in my elderly adult years, this
something was wrong. So I am, guys, I am a
(15:00):
deep bottom just.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Okay, Yes, not a winter.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She thought she was a winter. Thank you this. So
I wear earth tones warm tones, you know, uh, chili
and mustard and brown. And that's that's the color. You're
gonna see a lot more of me in that. So
just get ready, and uh.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I probably wouldn't notice to begin with. No, Well, like
I don't know, looking like the Lady Gaga dresses or
wearing nothing at like otherwise anything in between that we
don't notice that.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
I'm wearing like a chestnut sam Sam, Yes, you have
that brown sweatshirt. That's great.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And I even showed the color analysis woman Yony Color
Studio shout out, I should be wearing vanillas and not white.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Okay, yes, you guys says being a chick is so boring.
It's great information that you can use for light.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm gonna I'm gonna look young, I'm gonna look bright,
I'm gonna look doing.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, just because I feel like it can't get any
worse than this. I'm gonna go to Sammy for her weekend.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Okay, well my cheers is gonna be well yeah, oh god,
get ready. But also it is today drinking so like
cheers to that. It was nice out and I was
really feeling at like eleven o'clock in the morning on
Saturday that I needed champagne asap.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So yeah, so that's what I did.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I ended up drinking champagne all day while also though crocheting.
I think I crocheted for like twelve hours. I drank
a bottle and a half of champagne and I watched
Letter Kenny. Shout out to Letter Kenny. Have you guys
ever seen that?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, I've never watched it.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
It's a very weird show. It's like an improv group
from Canada. And anyways, it's really funny.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Drunk on champagne to like it?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Uh, probably you actually, I think you would like it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
So cheers.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
So that also cheers to live music because on Sunday
I went and saw a Luccomb's an Eric Church cover band.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh it was like a park.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Situation with kids and stuff but families whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I love live music.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Were they called what was.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The name of that event, like Boots and something?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Or no, oh are you thinking of Boots and bruise?
I didn't do That's not what I want to in
the park.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Or what was the cover band called? I love cover
band names. I actually don't know the name of the band.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You're drunk?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yea like combing it out at church?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's always.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
It actually was there people are that were wasted. My
gears is to when takeout gets your order wrong. I
went and picked up takeout and then I got it
home and it was the wrong sandwich and they had
called me to be like, oh, we gave you the
wrong order, so sorry, and I just ate it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I just ate what I got. I'm like, I'm not
going back, but sucked.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah. I've learned now that if you're going to picking
something up yourself the door dash stuff, you're kind of screwed.
It's already there. You can send it back. I get
new stuff. But like before you pick up something and
leave with it, but you drive through or take out
like that and check it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah. I used to not because I was afraid they would.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Be so many errors. Lately check more and more errors.
Bring the robots here. I'm gonna throw another geers out there,
jeers to uh, you know, drive through workers or people
who are taking an order of any kind. Can I
finish my order please? So here, I'm gonna I'll be
(18:19):
the drive through person. Greg ordered like for three different
people at I don't know McDonald's. All right, welcome McDonald's.
Can I take your order plase? Yeah? For me, I
would like the two cheeseburger meal with fries. Is that
gonna be all? And no? I would also like a
diet coke. Was that gonna be all? No? No, No,
I can't get you anything else. Yes, a quarter pounder
with cheese. Is that it? Anything else? Yes? The nine
(18:42):
piece McNuggets. This has happened to me more and more recently.
Why are you rushing me? Clearly? I'm I'm trying to
speak clearly and slowly so you can get it. Yes,
I would like the number two cheese burger meal with
a coke. Yeah, is that gonna be? I'm also gonna eat.
Hold on, like, just what do you want they want
(19:02):
you to like? And then and then and then no,
and then stop rushing me because then I know you're
gonna screw it up.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I don't know have that issue because I've memorized all
the menus. So I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No, we're ready to go. You're ready to go, We're
ready to go. I'm just I'm just not going. I
think I spent it in between orders. Yeah, I'm not
going on you the big mac mule, the coke, two
double cheeseburger, six piece nugget. But you're not an auctioneer
way because I don't want them to screw it up.
I'm not going as slow as I just did it
there two seconds ago. But I'll go Yeah, it's the
number two cheeseburger mule with a coke? Is that? But
(19:37):
as I'm going, and then I'll have anything else, anything else,
anything else, I go, No, I'm gonna I said, no,
I'm just gonna give you the whole order, and then
if speak and then at the end of it, I'll say,
and that's it.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Maybe I'll and then that's it. Maybe preface it with
I have three orders for you.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Order one. I didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I would say, but then I would drive off. I
wouldn't get my order. Why because I'm like, oh I
kind of got you know, spicy with them. They're gonna
mess with my order.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah, ok fear Yeah it's probably poison. Yeah yeah
eight four Woodie, he's an embecile. He's our embassole. Now
show what about the trending news headlines Ginograd.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yes, well, the US and China just struck a new
trade deal after some last minute negotiations. Not all the
details are out yet, but both sides say it was productive.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, the market likes dot almost a thousand ar I
bet yeah. I forgot to look at that.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, look at that nice and hide. This comes back
to the US with China hit China up to one
hundred and forty five percent over issues like fentanyl and stealing.
China fired back with their own tariffs and things were
getting tense. Trump had set a July eighth deadline and
called it Liberation Day for US trade, which finally shook
(20:57):
up the markets. But now looks like both sides are
playing nice ish again. So that, like you said, good
sign for the market.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah, it's just like this little bit of time they're
going to try to like work things out. It's a
temporary thing for right now. They got a bigger deal.
But hey man, because can we all just get along
when the market's up about a thousand points? Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, Well, the Thunderbolts movie with Florence Pugh and Lewis
Pullman and Harrison Ford that dominated the box office this weekend,
along with Michael B. Jordan movie Sinners, which I still
haven't seen. Thunderbolts took first place with thirty three point
one million from theaters in the US and Canada. Sinners
pulled in twenty one point one million. The Minecraft movie
(21:38):
raked in another eight million, The Accountant two six point
one million, and this new slasher movie that I had
just heard of clown in a cornfield.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Clown, and that's what's called in a cornfield.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Now, I would like to submit that to be Morgan's
next review. Clown in a Cornfield. All right, No, damn it, it
cares all right, thought, it sounds kind of amazing.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Do you know what I mean to do? A very small
segment of people that you see what I'm saying right,
like you get like the rust thing. I understand because
there was such big publocity on that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, I just want to hear her.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Good.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I have the premise of.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Her watch it, and then you guys have a phone call.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, then we'll go to lunch.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
There was a movie called The Clown, which was awesome
for a dude dressed up as a clown to do
a children's birthday party and then basically realized, I can't
watch the makeup off he.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Became the clown.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'd like to see that, you're scary.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
What I'm loving is all the Lilo and Stitch marketing.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
My daughter's awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
The animatronics that they're putting in the movie theaters and
like you know, doing all these pranks, and I love
what they did with some of the billboards with the
thunderbolts they have like Lelo and Stitch, like ripping out
of their billboards and like coming soon.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I love I've never seen Lelo and Stitch. I don't
know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
But me neither. All I know is that my daughter
loves it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I knows they kind of look like French bulldogs.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Well they are French bulldogs. But they say it's a rabbit.
That's stupid. It is a French bulldog for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Well, we might finally have a breakthrough in the Gaza
hostage crisis. Hama says it's about to release a Don Alexander,
who's the last known living American hostage, as a good
will gesture after talks with the US, and he could
be released as early as tomorrow. No overall peace deal
or cease fire yet, but this could open the door
for more aid into Gaza and more of the fifty
(23:23):
nine hostages coming home. Vladimir Putin apparently wants a peace
talk meeting with Ukraine. It would be this Thursday in Turkey.
Ukraine's president Zelenski says he'll show up if Russia stops fighting.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Today.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
There hasn't been much fighting the past few days because
of Russia's self declared three day truce for Victory Day
that marks the end of World War eleven. Raine. Yeah,
Ukraine didn't go for this though, they called it a
pr stunt, said Russia broke it anyway. But President Trump's
been pressuring both sides to make a meeting happen, and
Europe says they'll just hit him with more sanctions of Russia.
(23:57):
Bales and there must be something water. At a Wisconsin hospital,
fourteen maternity nurses.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I saw that this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Maternity nurses at hs HS Saint Vincent Hospital in Green
Bay all pregnant at the same time.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, so what are they going to do when they
all go on maternity.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Asked the question. It wasn't planned, just a wild coincidence
or getting crazy in the break room. But the nurses
are loss, they're loving going through this together. They're getting
prenatal care from each.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Other, so it wasn't planned, No.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just coincience. They're also going to be delivering each other's
babies because they all get pregnant the same day.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's going to see each other's vagina. They're going to
take turns.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They haven't already, so they're all due sometime between now
and fall.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well, I guess they saw them at the Gang bang
where they all got pregnant.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Where everybody got pregnated.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What have you watched that show the pit yet? No,
Oh my god, there's there's a childbirth scene in there
and they show everything.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Because I've seen it in real life.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
How twice buddy can watch that. It is so discussed.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You didn't they didn't have you stand on the other
side of the curtain.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, my wife had told me beforehand, like, hey, stay
up by my head, don't look. I don't want you
to see that. You'll never look at me the same.
And I'm not gonna look. I wasn't interested in looking.
And then when you're in there in the moment, you
can't help it. I'm holding a leg, the doctors down
there doing thing, and like you can't help it, like
you look. It's like when someone says, don't look. Of
(25:22):
course she looked like it didn't ruin it for you,
of course, not.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Justiarsross, but I'm saying, but it was.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
It was wild. It was I mean, it's a wild
thing to see. It's I mean, it is amazing. I'm
not gonna sit there and go like the most beautiful thing.
It certainly was not going to say it's definitely not
a beautiful beautiful No, it wasn't, but it was. It
was fascinating.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Did you cut the cord?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah? I didn't do it with my teeth. They handed
me like scissors, like a garden hose exactly. Yeah it is.
It's kind of cutting through a garden hose.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, that's what's going on with all.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Right, Thank you very much, Gino Gradi. All of all
the good moms had a good Mother's day. I hope
all the terrible moms had a rotten one. I know,
but this is pretty nice. This is an all babe.
A mom in soun in Texas. They were in the
same graduating class on Friday. They both earned graduate degrees
(26:29):
from TCU there in Fort Worth. The son with the
masters in Liberal Arts, so that's going nowhere, and then
mom got hers in business administration. So that's a smarter move. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but yeah, they they got really into the same graduation day.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Sweet a kid in Lexington, Kentucky accidentally ordered did you
see the story that he ordered sixty nine thousand of
this old dumb dumb lollipops from Amazon. Pop. That's the
thing with kids, man. Every once in a while, you
get surprise that you never saw or never thought a
million years would ever be here. And here you are
with thirty cases dumb dumbs, two and three hundred lollipops
(27:10):
in each case. So it came out to be thirty
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's why you don't want to have a miss a
in your house.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So his mom, well, don't have it set up for
purchases like that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You can sell me, you can undo that.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh yes, of course, definitely.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I would know because I'm a homesteader.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Of course I have one.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
When his mom realized what happened, she contacted Amazon, but
the delivery had already happened without the driver notifying them,
so Amazon refused the return. And now here's what mom
had to say about it. She was on the local
TV news.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
She told me that he wanted to have a carnival
and he was ordering the the dumb dumbs as prozes
for his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly,
he was being kind to his friends. Just panicked when
I saw what the number was.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
We were just having that conversation about stuff that you'll
do with your kids. But god, you hate it. Mom,
I'm gonna play carnival and we're gonna have to go
out and we're gonna have to buy all this stuff
so we can we can play carnivals like.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He's playing on his own.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Though well he did, he handled that part, but like
while he's having a carnival, see as kids do. That's
pretty damn cute.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Though.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, I remember throw a carnival. My stepsisters and I
we were going to make a haunted house, but we
were going to try to do it so you could
sit in moving cars and we haven't moved throughout the
whole thing, which in our stupid, in our stupid little
kid idea bank it was. We were going to sit
in laundry baskets that were on top of stretched out
rubber bands that would have the power to drag us
(28:35):
across like using erector set motors. It was the dumbest thing.
My stepfather and my mother tried to tell me, this
is never gonna work, and I go no, and I
made her go out. My stepsisters and I we came
up with a list of the stuff that we would
need and they took us to the store to buy
the crap that we need, which were like rubber bands,
(28:57):
you know, and stupid. Yeah, I'll I think back on,
I'm like, it's pretty embarrassing, but the time we were convinced, no,
it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, and you had to try it, of course, of
course of non.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Believers, and then you learn that was a learning moment.
I learned at that point, keep your ideas to yourself.
That's the life lesson right there. Everybody else gonna take
a quick break, I'm it, take a permanent one'm and
just feel myself do
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