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Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right, welcome back in time for what do you show? Crossfire?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There was I just remember, man, my stepdad would watch
CNN Crossfire, Blue Dobbs, and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It was that dude that always went cross fire.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
But I feel like everything's crossfire now pretty pretty much
about all.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It was Carlson. This was like back in like the
eighties even earlier edition. Yeah, like early Dobbs and somebody else.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
There was that bald guy who's married to Mary Mattlin
and he looks like a lizard.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He was on there.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So anyway, we figured we ask our two friends, Hammer
and Hank and half Baked, because apparently they both keep
up with the news. Well, at least Hammer and Hanks
got his podcast, which I guess had a big boost
and subscribers.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We were talking after his last appearance around the show.
And also there's uh, there's some more update about Hammer
and Hank half Baked. He just pays a lot of
attention to the news, according to manas all right, let
me bring these guys in here. Hold on, everybody said,
how do a half baked? Hey, half bag, Let's.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Say what's up, my friend?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hold on and now I'm gonna bring in uh, let's
see bringing Hank Hank?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hey, buddy?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So can you now half baked and Hank? Can you
guys hear each other? I just want to make sure
everything's dialed in proper. Yes, and where is that to
know you?
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Hey, Hank?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Hank.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
First of all, let me congratulate you. You got to
sing the national anthem at the Modesto Nuts game.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hold one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That was that was big? So were you nervous, Hank?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So because we had you practice here on the show
before you went and uh and got to sing at
the game.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
In fact, we have a little clip here. Do you
guys want to hear it?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This is a hammer and Hank doing the anthem at
the Modesto Nuts baseball game.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
Are nice and last supposed to.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Be standing hot over.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
Was still there?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh Hank? Yeah, you made it? You made it through?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And did you get like did they give you like
one of the jerseys or some kind of like gear?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Did you throw the pitch out? No, buddy, okay, nothing,
just the song. I can tell this crossfire. I was
gonna go al right, So are you guys familiar with
how crossfire works. Yeah, okay, so the cross fire? Yeah, okay,
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So we're gonna throw a topic out to you guys,
and then uh you each will have a chance to
uh say what you want to say, and then you
can react to the other person what they say, and
we're gonna see if you guys can come to an
agreement on a position on these different things. Okay, okay,
all right, So Greg has greg abbit, don't know what
(03:59):
that should So Greg, what's the what's the first topic?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do we want to start? Serious or light? Sty light?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I'm really dying to know. Would you guys rather have
a threesome with two hot chicks or a girlfriend all
the time?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But she's only kind of hot?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think that chicks.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We have the same taste.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hey, yeah, all right, then happy what do you say?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Chick?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
A chick all the time?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Six all the time?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Alright, alright, Hey, hey, what happened that one time at
the nightclub with that one chick that we're partying?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
What happened that the sound buys set it up?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Good friend? He got his d suck. Yeah that's pretty good,
pretty bad ass. Yeah, and now you're married or what? Yeah,
you guys still together?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
One all right, Greg Gory, give us another one for
Hammer and Hank and half Bake Crossfire.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, well, Gina had a great one that you wanted
to know about the corporations.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
And yeah, you know it's Pride month, as I'm sure
you both know, and a lot of the big brands.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Rain.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, anyway, Uh, they are pulling back on Pride
merch this year. Do you think there should be more
Pride merch or or are they right to pull back
on that?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, half Bache, We'll start with you on this one.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I wouldn't buy that stuff, but if if you want
to buy, it's your decision.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, all right, just like the real crossman, Hank, what
do you say?
Speaker 10 (05:51):
I do hat take one?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You agree with hat Bags.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah, we're on the same page.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Have you ever gone to a Pride celebration, like a
gay Pride thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Back in two thousand and two? Were you on like
a part of a parade, like on a float or something?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
I always watching with.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, all right, so he was part of the party
cruise at the job. Yeah, Like I said, we have
a Greg gets invited every year to be part of
the float the Pride print in every year.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He says no, say no, thank you. Yeah, he respectfully declines.
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So our next topic, in fact, I'm gonna throw one
out there for you guys. What to show crossfire with
half banked and hammer and Hank. Okay, so you might
have seen something about this in the news. Tinder as
a joke a number of years ago for April Fools,
they said that they were going to start incorporating like
(06:52):
a hype filter, so when you were on the dating app,
you could be able to say, like al Morgan says,
like she wouldn't be interested in anybody under you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The number one thing the dating apps have revealed is
that women are the most heighthest in the world.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, and so anyway, that was that was That was
what they did as a joke for a perfols. But
now they're actually instituting it. They're doing a test run
right now, so you can filter by height. Are you
on board or off board with this idea and Hank
or we'll start with you.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
I don't go on dating apps.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I'm sorry now.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here, maybe if I give you some perspective on it.
You'll have more to say, some shortcuts and crane. They're
upset about it. But here's the thing. It's not the
first dating app to do this because Hinge lets their
paid users filter by height, and somehow the planet Guys
continues to spend Wow, unbelievab it. A Tinder spokesperson says
this is part of a broader effort to help people
(07:45):
connect more intentionally, and one complainer says, quote, it's so
hypocritical that men are demonized for having preferences, but it's
okay for women. Imagine if Tinder added a weight filter. Yeah,
So what do you say, Hank? Are you for or
against this idea with Tinder having a height filter?
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I'm against it?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And why oh no, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Let's let's go to Half Baked. What do you show crossfire?
Half Baked?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What do you think on the tie?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I think it's good because you can just find what
you want right away.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, great, you're your type.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, Like if you're wasting your time then you go
through all this stuff, then you find out like, oh
my god, that's just never going to work because of
now you can say, you know, I argue that it's shallow.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, it's Yeah, you're pre screening a lot of guy
because we heard us some women all the time. Is
that I'm I'm actually an inch or two taller than
my husband. And if this sort of filter was on
their dating app when they first met, they would have
never met. And you know, no kids, nothing else.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, now, half Baked, are you on the dating apps
at all?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
No? I get all the sixth anyways, he.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Doesn't need them. Half Baked is out of the clubs?
Are you like meeting people at grocery stores? You just
can't call on the streets.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I'll just find them and get them and choke him.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, he.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Gets what he means and then he moves on. Yeah,
have baked. And when's the last time? When's the last
time you were with a woman?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Eighteen months?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Eighteen months ago?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, all right, Hank, I'll ask you the same question,
when was the last time you were with a woman.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
About sixty minutes ago?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sixty? There we go, it's a long time, there we go.
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So next question, what do you show crossfire for Hammer
and Hank and half Baked.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Let's say you are out on a date with a woman.
Everybody expects to get tipped, and we're just tipping left
and right everywhere we go. Do you guys think tipping
culture is totally out of control?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
All right, half big, we'll start with you this time. Uh.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yes, but do deserve tips, but maybe not to this extreme.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, Like, what do you think would be a reasonable
tip for good service? Like what you the standard?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Well, it depends on how much you paid in the restaurant,
if it's like Chilis or Hooters, or obviously you have
to tip a little more at Hooters.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, a little a little bit of extra. You know, there's.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like five thousand factors per thing. Every situation is different
and has its own set of rules.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But in general, because like right now, it seems like
the average, like the like the average tip would be
expected twenty percent. Yeah, that we've moved there. It used
to be ten, then fifteen. Now we're up to twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, and I think it should be fifteen percent.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Twenty percent is a little out there in outer space.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Okay, but what if you're just picking up your food.
You're not even eating at Hooters, you're just picking up
your hooter? Yeah, do you tip for takeout? I wouldn't Okay,
all right, Hank, what do you say.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
I'll take a woman out to a pop miss concert?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, but how do you feel, all right? Don't tip?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Tip to musicians? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Maybe maybe he Hank, maybe you misunderstood the question we
weren't asking for.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Like what's a tip?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Not give us a tip for taking a check out?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is like tipping culture, like when you go and
you pay the bill, and like you tip the waitress
or you tip the bartender.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like, how do you feel.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
I'll tip the waitress out?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
All right?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
What about it like a coffee shop and they're just
handing you your coffee and they have little tip jars?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You always tip?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
There?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
About fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Now what about Like I said, every situation is different.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, all right, we have time for one more question
of this round of what do you show crossfire with
Hammer and Hank and half Baked?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The next one?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Please, Greg Gory, Well, we're all hearing about the Diddy trial.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Do you guys have thoughts on the Diddy trial?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I think GeV is a baby oil machine.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
I mean, it's not wrong.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
The fruit I hope you burns in the hill. Allent,
you going to the doble hockey stick.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Hockey. Needless to say, half Bake thinks that Diddy is guilty.
Hammer and Hank, what do you say?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
I agree with half Baked one makes sense and be
full put it like that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, Hank, haven't you met Diddy?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Didn't I have it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I thought you met?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Thanks, you didn't meet him?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's right? Hearing from you this week? Yeah, why what
would happen? What do you think Diddy would have thought
of Hank?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
You would have thought he was a nice piece of me.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, well, there we go. It's our first ever round
of what do You Show? Crossfire with Hammer and Hank
and Half Baked Fellas.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Thank you so much for joining us. Hank.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It was tough to get a word in edgewise with you,
but otherwise, great job with the anthem and you know,
good luck continued success with the podcast. We understand you've
gotten a lot of new subscribers since your last uh,
since your last appearance on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So I'm glad that's going well.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And uh and half Baked half Baked always good to
talk to you, my friend.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah. Remember she Department Store will live on in our
hearts forever.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, I never forget. He's going, all right, thank you,
thank you, guys. We're gonna take a break. We got
some more Woodies show for you next. Hang on, Woody Show, Morgan,
are you ready?
Speaker 12 (14:16):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here,
y'all don't know this.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hallucinating Woody?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Sure you know?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
How about a wellness check on Morgan? How are you?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Did you miss us while we were gone?
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Oh my god, I really did miss y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 12 (14:39):
It was nice, haven't you gone?
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Well we missed you. Well that's what I'm getting to
is you look like you were having so much fun.
And I'm usually not like a Disney person, but man,
I wish I was on that cruisey. Yeah, so yeah,
I did miss you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So it was cool that we were gone, but I
missed us. But missing how does that work?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, it's like they get in the gang, you.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Know, folmo. But like, also, it's nice to not have
us around.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Yeah, it's not like you guys came back and I'm like, oh,
they're bad.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know, I'm happy you guys.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Have you guys?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
We gave her time to miss us.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, and everything's going well.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
Yeah, things are good. Things with Cabo, things are well,
no complaints there.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
So are you still seeing each other about once a week?
Speaker 12 (15:21):
Take about usually like on a Sunday on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And then how about the fighting? How's that going going good?
Speaker 12 (15:28):
Except for oh it's a long story, but there's drama
with my quote unquote management. Oh yeah, if only someone
would have warned me beforehand. So I'm actually looking for
a new team, right, I have a coach and all that,
but I'm looking for now a way in to get
(15:49):
an actual fight, because to be booked and all that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So they never came through with any kind of actual
fight for you. They did.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
They offered me a fight in April and I didn't go, unfortunately,
although I would have would eat some butt over there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But then there was.
Speaker 12 (16:03):
Some drama with the management guy trying to hook up
with the fighters. It got a little dicey. Only fans yeah,
and that's another thing too. They wanted me to become
an OnlyFans girl, and I'm like, no, I'm only here
for the boxing part. So yeah, that coach, like the
management guy, like his social media is completely gone, like
(16:25):
all the reviews on his page are like this guy
creeps me out.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
If only somebody could have warned you ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, he's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's a shame you guys didn't tell me.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I know right well for Hammer and Hank could sound Garden,
The Woodie.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Show, The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I So, what did you guys think of crossfire with
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Loved it?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Big success?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, just real lucid points. Yeah, and insightful.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
Gave me a lot to think about.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Some good feedback on the text, someone says love.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
And Hammer and Hank in Half Baked. That's from the
nine seven two Hammer and Hank and Half Baked for
the perfect examples of Indica and Sativa.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yes, the observation ever also true.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
They really swayed my opinion.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
On Hooters was asking, yeah, and give us your feedback
on the text. That was the first time out for
that segment, h did you like it something we should
do again in the future? Let us know. On the
text over to two two nine eight seven, Gina was saying, hey,
has Half Picked ever done? Because it's just his delivery,
his that's just the way he sounds, by.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
The way, so good. It's not a put on it's
not at all.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
I asked if he ever did like stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, and it's true he did. We sent him to
an open mic. I think it was menace, like three
other people who were there, yep, but he went to
an open mic night with jokes. That menace. That menace
wrote Oh so like just like you'd have like the
late night monologue Week in Review. Here's a little bit
of a half bakes stand up at open mic night, grocery.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Business about access to plenty of big and I can
put over your mom's heads?
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Did it?
Speaker 9 (18:07):
That was a sex chike? And also your mom is ugly?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Any singles ladies here tonight, some extra bags from.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Work and like.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Deli killer that.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
Bags, you know, especially I'm on stage, especially forty him,
he's got a dry ladies and gentleman Hugh Carter.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He was so I mean he would did like a
whole like what fifteen minute set.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Maybe he crushed. Yeah, I'll go another joke.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
I would just grab myself as the opposite effect you
have after doing a line of blow.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Back to the Sativa and in Hello Netflix, where are you?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodies Turn the turn looks
the Woody Show,
All right, welcome back in time for what do you show? Crossfire?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There was I just remember, man, my stepdad would watch
CNN Crossfire, Blue Dobbs, and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It was that dude that always went cross fire.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
But I feel like everything's crossfire now pretty pretty much
about all.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It was Carlson. This was like back in like the
eighties even earlier edition. Yeah, like early Dobbs and somebody else.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
There was that bald guy who's married to Mary Mattlin
and he looks like a lizard.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He was on there.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So anyway, we figured we ask our two friends, Hammer
and Hank and half Baked, because apparently they both keep
up with the news. Well, at least Hammer and Hanks
got his podcast, which I guess had a big boost
and subscribers.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We were talking after his last appearance around the show.
And also there's uh, there's some more update about Hammer
and Hank half Baked. He just pays a lot of
attention to the news, according to manas all right, let
me bring these guys in here. Hold on, everybody said,
how do a half baked? Hey, half bag, Let's.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Say what's up, my friend?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hold on and now I'm gonna bring in uh, let's
see bringing Hank Hank?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hey, buddy?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So can you now half baked and Hank? Can you
guys hear each other? I just want to make sure
everything's dialed in proper. Yes, and where is that to
know you?
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Hey, Hank?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Hank.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
First of all, let me congratulate you. You got to
sing the national anthem at the Modesto Nuts game.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hold one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That was that was big? So were you nervous, Hank?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So because we had you practice here on the show
before you went and uh and got to sing at
the game.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
In fact, we have a little clip here. Do you
guys want to hear it?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This is a hammer and Hank doing the anthem at
the Modesto Nuts baseball game.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
Are nice and last supposed to.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Be standing hot over.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
Was still there?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh Hank? Yeah, you made it? You made it through?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And did you get like did they give you like
one of the jerseys or some kind of like gear?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Did you throw the pitch out? No, buddy, okay, nothing,
just the song. I can tell this crossfire. I was
gonna go al right, So are you guys familiar with
how crossfire works. Yeah, okay, so the cross fire? Yeah, okay,
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
So we're gonna throw a topic out to you guys,
and then uh you each will have a chance to
uh say what you want to say, and then you
can react to the other person what they say, and
we're gonna see if you guys can come to an
agreement on a position on these different things. Okay, okay,
all right, So Greg has greg abbit, don't know what
(03:59):
that should So Greg, what's the what's the first topic?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do we want to start? Serious or light? Sty light?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I'm really dying to know. Would you guys rather have
a threesome with two hot chicks or a girlfriend all
the time?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
But she's only kind of hot?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think that chicks.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We have the same taste.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hey, yeah, all right, then happy what do you say?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Chick?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
A chick all the time?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Six all the time?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Alright, alright, Hey, hey, what happened that one time at
the nightclub with that one chick that we're partying?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
What happened that the sound buys set it up?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Good friend? He got his d suck. Yeah that's pretty good,
pretty bad ass. Yeah, and now you're married or what? Yeah,
you guys still together?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
One all right, Greg Gory, give us another one for
Hammer and Hank and half Bake Crossfire.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, well, Gina had a great one that you wanted
to know about the corporations.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
And yeah, you know it's Pride month, as I'm sure
you both know, and a lot of the big brands.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Rain.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, anyway, Uh, they are pulling back on Pride
merch this year. Do you think there should be more
Pride merch or or are they right to pull back
on that?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, half Bache, We'll start with you on this one.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I wouldn't buy that stuff, but if if you want
to buy, it's your decision.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, all right, just like the real crossman, Hank, what
do you say?
Speaker 10 (05:51):
I do hat take one?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You agree with hat Bags.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah, we're on the same page.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Have you ever gone to a Pride celebration, like a
gay Pride thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Back in two thousand and two? Were you on like
a part of a parade, like on a float or something?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
I always watching with.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, all right, so he was part of the party
cruise at the job. Yeah, Like I said, we have
a Greg gets invited every year to be part of
the float the Pride print in every year.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He says no, say no, thank you. Yeah, he respectfully declines.
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So our next topic, in fact, I'm gonna throw one
out there for you guys. What to show crossfire with
half banked and hammer and Hank. Okay, so you might
have seen something about this in the news. Tinder as
a joke a number of years ago for April Fools,
they said that they were going to start incorporating like
(06:52):
a hype filter, so when you were on the dating app,
you could be able to say, like al Morgan says,
like she wouldn't be interested in anybody under you know whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The number one thing the dating apps have revealed is
that women are the most heighthest in the world.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, and so anyway, that was that was That was
what they did as a joke for a perfols. But
now they're actually instituting it. They're doing a test run
right now, so you can filter by height. Are you
on board or off board with this idea and Hank
or we'll start with you.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
I don't go on dating apps.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I'm sorry now.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here, maybe if I give you some perspective on it.
You'll have more to say, some shortcuts and crane. They're
upset about it. But here's the thing. It's not the
first dating app to do this because Hinge lets their
paid users filter by height, and somehow the planet Guys
continues to spend Wow, unbelievab it. A Tinder spokesperson says
this is part of a broader effort to help people
(07:45):
connect more intentionally, and one complainer says, quote, it's so
hypocritical that men are demonized for having preferences, but it's
okay for women. Imagine if Tinder added a weight filter. Yeah,
So what do you say, Hank? Are you for or
against this idea with Tinder having a height filter?
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I'm against it?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And why oh no, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Let's let's go to Half Baked. What do you show crossfire?
Half Baked?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What do you think on the tie?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I think it's good because you can just find what
you want right away.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, great, you're your type.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, Like if you're wasting your time then you go
through all this stuff, then you find out like, oh
my god, that's just never going to work because of
now you can say, you know, I argue that it's shallow.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, it's Yeah, you're pre screening a lot of guy
because we heard us some women all the time. Is
that I'm I'm actually an inch or two taller than
my husband. And if this sort of filter was on
their dating app when they first met, they would have
never met. And you know, no kids, nothing else.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, now, half Baked, are you on the dating apps
at all?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
No? I get all the sixth anyways, he.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Doesn't need them. Half Baked is out of the clubs?
Are you like meeting people at grocery stores? You just
can't call on the streets.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I'll just find them and get them and choke him.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, he.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Gets what he means and then he moves on. Yeah,
have baked. And when's the last time? When's the last
time you were with a woman?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Eighteen months?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Eighteen months ago?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, all right, Hank, I'll ask you the same question,
when was the last time you were with a woman.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
About sixty minutes ago?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sixty? There we go, it's a long time, there we go.
All right.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So next question, what do you show crossfire for Hammer
and Hank and half Baked.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Let's say you are out on a date with a woman.
Everybody expects to get tipped, and we're just tipping left
and right everywhere we go. Do you guys think tipping
culture is totally out of control?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
All right, half big, we'll start with you this time. Uh.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yes, but do deserve tips, but maybe not to this extreme.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, Like, what do you think would be a reasonable
tip for good service? Like what you the standard?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Well, it depends on how much you paid in the restaurant,
if it's like Chilis or Hooters, or obviously you have
to tip a little more at Hooters.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, a little a little bit of extra. You know, there's.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like five thousand factors per thing. Every situation is different
and has its own set of rules.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But in general, because like right now, it seems like
the average, like the like the average tip would be
expected twenty percent. Yeah, that we've moved there. It used
to be ten, then fifteen. Now we're up to twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, and I think it should be fifteen percent.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Twenty percent is a little out there in outer space.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Okay, but what if you're just picking up your food.
You're not even eating at Hooters, you're just picking up
your hooter? Yeah, do you tip for takeout? I wouldn't Okay,
all right, Hank, what do you say.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
I'll take a woman out to a pop miss concert?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay, but how do you feel, all right? Don't tip?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Tip to musicians? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Maybe maybe he Hank, maybe you misunderstood the question we
weren't asking for.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Like what's a tip?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Not give us a tip for taking a check out?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This is like tipping culture, like when you go and
you pay the bill, and like you tip the waitress
or you tip the bartender.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Like, how do you feel.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
I'll tip the waitress out?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
All right?
Speaker 11 (11:42):
What about it like a coffee shop and they're just
handing you your coffee and they have little tip jars?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You always tip?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
There?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
About fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Now what about Like I said, every situation is different.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, all right, we have time for one more question
of this round of what do you show crossfire with
Hammer and Hank and half Baked?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
The next one?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Please, Greg Gory, Well, we're all hearing about the Diddy trial.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Do you guys have thoughts on the Diddy trial?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
I think GeV is a baby oil machine.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
I mean, it's not wrong.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
The fruit I hope you burns in the hill. Allent,
you going to the doble hockey stick.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Hockey. Needless to say, half Bake thinks that Diddy is guilty.
Hammer and Hank, what do you say?
Speaker 10 (12:42):
I agree with half Baked one makes sense and be
full put it like that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, Hank, haven't you met Diddy?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Didn't I have it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I thought you met?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Thanks, you didn't meet him?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's right? Hearing from you this week? Yeah, why what
would happen? What do you think Diddy would have thought
of Hank?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
You would have thought he was a nice piece of me.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, well, there we go. It's our first ever round
of what do You Show? Crossfire with Hammer and Hank
and Half Baked Fellas.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Thank you so much for joining us. Hank.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It was tough to get a word in edgewise with you,
but otherwise, great job with the anthem and you know,
good luck continued success with the podcast. We understand you've
gotten a lot of new subscribers since your last uh,
since your last appearance on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So I'm glad that's going well.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And uh and half Baked half Baked always good to
talk to you, my friend.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah. Remember she Department Store will live on in our
hearts forever.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, I never forget. He's going, all right, thank you,
thank you, guys. We're gonna take a break. We got
some more Woodies show for you next. Hang on, Woody Show, Morgan,
are you ready?
Speaker 12 (14:16):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here,
y'all don't know this.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hallucinating Woody?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Sure you know?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
How about a wellness check on Morgan? How are you?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Did you miss us while we were gone?
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Oh my god, I really did miss y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 12 (14:39):
It was nice, haven't you gone?
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Well we missed you. Well that's what I'm getting to
is you look like you were having so much fun.
And I'm usually not like a Disney person, but man,
I wish I was on that cruisey. Yeah, so yeah,
I did miss you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So it was cool that we were gone, but I
missed us. But missing how does that work?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, it's like they get in the gang, you.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Know, folmo. But like, also, it's nice to not have
us around.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Yeah, it's not like you guys came back and I'm like, oh,
they're bad.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know, I'm happy you guys.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Have you guys?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
We gave her time to miss us.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, and everything's going well.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
Yeah, things are good. Things with Cabo, things are well,
no complaints there.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
So are you still seeing each other about once a week?
Speaker 12 (15:21):
Take about usually like on a Sunday on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And then how about the fighting? How's that going going good?
Speaker 12 (15:28):
Except for oh it's a long story, but there's drama
with my quote unquote management. Oh yeah, if only someone
would have warned me beforehand. So I'm actually looking for
a new team, right, I have a coach and all that,
but I'm looking for now a way in to get
(15:49):
an actual fight, because to be booked and all that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So they never came through with any kind of actual
fight for you. They did.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
They offered me a fight in April and I didn't go, unfortunately,
although I would have would eat some butt over there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But then there was.
Speaker 12 (16:03):
Some drama with the management guy trying to hook up
with the fighters. It got a little dicey. Only fans yeah,
and that's another thing too. They wanted me to become
an OnlyFans girl, and I'm like, no, I'm only here
for the boxing part. So yeah, that coach, like the
management guy, like his social media is completely gone, like
(16:25):
all the reviews on his page are like this guy
creeps me out.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
If only somebody could have warned you ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, he's coming.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's a shame you guys didn't tell me.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I know right well for Hammer and Hank could sound Garden,
The Woodie.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Show, The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I So, what did you guys think of crossfire with
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Loved it?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Big success?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, just real lucid points. Yeah, and insightful.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
Gave me a lot to think about.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Some good feedback on the text, someone says love.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
And Hammer and Hank in Half Baked. That's from the
nine seven two Hammer and Hank and Half Baked for
the perfect examples of Indica and Sativa.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yes, the observation ever also true.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
They really swayed my opinion.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
On Hooters was asking, yeah, and give us your feedback
on the text. That was the first time out for
that segment, h did you like it something we should
do again in the future? Let us know. On the
text over to two two nine eight seven, Gina was saying, hey,
has Half Picked ever done? Because it's just his delivery,
his that's just the way he sounds, by.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
The way, so good. It's not a put on it's
not at all.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
I asked if he ever did like stand up.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, and it's true he did. We sent him to
an open mic. I think it was menace, like three
other people who were there, yep, but he went to
an open mic night with jokes. That menace. That menace
wrote Oh so like just like you'd have like the
late night monologue Week in Review. Here's a little bit
of a half bakes stand up at open mic night, grocery.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Business about access to plenty of big and I can
put over your mom's heads?
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Did it?
Speaker 9 (18:07):
That was a sex chike? And also your mom is ugly?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Any singles ladies here tonight, some extra bags from.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Work and like.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Deli killer that.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
Bags, you know, especially I'm on stage, especially forty him,
he's got a dry ladies and gentleman Hugh Carter.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
He was so I mean he would did like a
whole like what fifteen minute set.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Maybe he crushed. Yeah, I'll go another joke.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
I would just grab myself as the opposite effect you
have after doing a line of blow.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Back to the Sativa and in Hello Netflix, where are you?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
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