January 6, 2025 • 30 mins
Holiday Break Cheers & Jeers, Morgan's Cabo Trip Recap, Sammi Birthday Eulogy & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh I think I know this is.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, it's another new hour.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's Monday morning. It's brand new year.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's January the sixth, twenty twenty five, our first out,
first show of the year, first new show of the year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Prove it back from our vacation. Hold up a newspaper,
Get me a newspaper. It's old timey they have them.
My name is one of that's Greg goret morning. Wood
All right, there's menace.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What's up? We got Gina grad Good morning, see basket
morning to you. My dad still gets the Wall Street
journal Man.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Dude, I've a hotel staying at over vacation. They gave
me a new paper every single morning. Oh it was awesome.
That's like the hotel papers.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, no, it's like a local paper.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Where'd you go on vacation? Nineteen eighty five? Why there's Sam?
Good morning, Sammy good morning. Phones are open eight seven
to seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. I mean,
we got our holiday break cheers and jeers. But I
really want to just go right to Morgan's Cabo trying.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean, whatever, we did.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Cool, and I'll be happy to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But I would just we could bring Morgan in. Is
she here? Does she make it home alive? She did
make it? She did make it. I was following the oracle.
Were you guys all following along on social?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Morgan watch?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Morgan watch?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I kept sending like a text messages, Hey, this is
your wellness check? Yeah, just making sure that you're okay.
I see a post, But I mean, what if it's
not her making a post?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
She knows speaking of holding on newspapers. So yeah, she
was offered a free trip to Cabo by Rando listener. Yeah, correct,
which is more dangerous than Rando listener food, which we
get sometime homemade food which goes in the trash. And
then who who she met at an event? And then
that's that's correct.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I doesn't remember meeting at an event.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Correct. Sounds like we met for the first time.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Then he slid into her DMS, they had a photo together.
Some of us try to talk her out of it,
thinking this wasn't really a good idea, not me, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Then I almost pushed you it.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Yeah that's I'm alive and I'm here and.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Hell, but then it got to the point where like
her mom even offered to come out and watch her
dog while her daughter went on this trip.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Besting woman ever.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah, and so you're back. You survived, I'm back.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
I survived.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah to tell us all about it?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Oh right now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, Oh we can't wait.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I need to go good. I thought it. Oh supplies, Yeah,
I have gifts for you.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
All that.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Gifts.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
We'll do gifts to the next part. Okay, you really
want to hear how this whole thing went. Start at
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He picks you up.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
He picks me up from my house at like three
thirty in the morning to the airport.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
To your place.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Off to a strong start.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Oh yeah, and he is.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
He paid for all of this everything, the flight, hotel, flight, hotel,
and it was all inclusive resort, best resort I've ever.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Been to in my life aclusive before. No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I preview the resort. It was a nice I have
no idea what the resort is.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
What can you say called breathless? They have multiple Oh
my god.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Now I saw that you post like all I'm all
about the all inclusive lives. Would you led me to
believe that this was your first I had the same
experience when I went to the All Inclusive for the
first time, Like, this is it?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You would do it any other way?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
No, And now I know why you go to the
same place in Mexico every year for vacation. Can you
fall in love? You didn't want to leave with the resort. Yeah,
when you get there, they're like, welcome home, and I'm.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Like going to die. It might be, but it was
so nice.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
They didn't even let us like take our own luggage
to the room because they don't want you in the
you know, the lobby with luggage and.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
There's it's not cute cables with champagne. Literally in every
room you walk in and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They want to go through your luggage.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Yeah. Yeah, they didn't like put my panties in the drawer,
that's okay. And we had like the VIP part of
the resorts. We got to go into this exhale.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Club because it's reckless resort to have like a kid's
side and in an adult's only, So which is the
VIP side in this case?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Yeah, this resort was no kids, which I love that,
so that was amazing. But yeah, I mean, you're weight
on hand and foot, I thought, because it's all inclusive.
They already have the money, Like the service would be
kind of slow, they'd be pacing us. But second we
got in, they're like, can I get you a Mexican
juice or whatever?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Like shot at tequila with some green juice. Still get
tipped so along the way.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Yes, and that's where I did pay for some things,
thank you very much everyone. Because he had cash, so
he gave me the cash because it wouldn't fit in
his wallet.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So to see this guy, I love this guy on
the table.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It's the least I can do. Extra cat Yeah, hold up,
back it up a little bit. You get picked up
at three thirty at your place? Yeah, flights with three hours.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Or so, right, it was like two and a half hours. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So and what you guys chanting? Did you like?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
How who are you? How nice to meet you?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Pretty much?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I mean like I hugged him when he picked me up,
so that kind of got rid of the whole you know,
any word you know, No, she was really sick, sadly,
when she was watching my dog, she got the flu,
so she didn't wake up when he picked me up
type of thing. But she met him when he brought
me home because part of the I know, I told
you all there was a surprise. The surprise wasn't for me.
(05:38):
The surprise was when he brought me home from the airport.
Getting back, he picked up dinner for my mom and like,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
God, let's go. We just skipped over half the days there.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
So we were there for three nights, three and a
half days, which was not long enough.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I swear to god, it should have been like days.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, but you packed it a lot.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Oh my god, y'all.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
My suitcase was forty nine point five pounds for three days.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Who cares about the actual stuff that you did? Though
out on boats and we went.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
We had an ATV tour with tequila. Like they taught
me how to actually drink tequila like a professional house
drink teacher. And by the way, I thought that I
can't handle my liquor right because every time I drink
with friends, like I puke almost every time. Yeah, but
I learned that's because I was drinking Jose Cuervo.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Okay, we had.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Top shelf everything nice, and oh my god, I felt amazing.
I don't like, like four shots before we even got
to the room. Oh wow, that does, like you know,
let's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
How long was that pillow fort in.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The middle of the bed?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Oh shout out to Cabo. That was his idea. He's like,
you should post a picture like that. People loved it, but.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Came right down.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Things in So the flight there wasn't awkward. No, not
like free flowing conversation. Yeah, we're talking about like, well,
what kind of stuff you're going to do kind.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Of you're just like getting to know each other, you know.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
No one immediately put in their earbuds.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
No, no, And honestly we didn't have We both had
aisle seats on the flight, so we weren't sitting next
to each other and at first.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Class because those are pods of two.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
He's like, oh, this is good. We don't have to,
you know, be too close to if it's awkward. But
I was like, oh, come over here, like so like
literally from the very beginning.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
My mom even says, she's like, it seems like you
guys have known each other for so long.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Money'll do that. I mean, did you a lesson? Like, hey,
you know what dating losers is actually like? Not dating
losers is actually kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Yeah, it's amazing, and that's why, you know, been alone
for so long because thank you, someone was dropped out
the sky.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So you get to the hotel, you check in, you
get to the room, the room's nice.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Room's really nice. They had the TV on and just
so happened to be like PFL and UFC planes my
instant wetness below and so there the balcony was amazing,
The view was great.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Infinity pool like three of them.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So was it one that you can like walk out
of the room and right into the pool? No, I
wish it wasn't that very higher?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Thanks, but next time.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
But yeah, So the first day was awesome because we
didn't have anything planned, so we just kind of got
to chill, go to all the different you know, private
beach areas and by the restaurants and take a million
tequila shots.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Second day we went snorkeling.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
What happened about well, the first night, what happened, Well, well,
I'm want to get there because I how about this,
did you guys hook up?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Well that's why I have supplies that I wait, it's
a whole.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, oh, it's a whole thing with the gifts.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Oh yes, massa wait.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A minute, we're supposed to give you baby shower gifts.
I know, yes, say number one, did you hook up?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And if the answer is yes, then I was going
to go around the room and I was gonna ask everybody,
at what point do you think, like how long?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because that could be a good game, Like, okay, let's
do that game.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Because I had a thought because there's been so much
talk about that beating up to the whole thing that's
the goal.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, so and you know what, like that's kind of
the elephant in the room. Yeah, I would say too.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
And you're only there for three days, right, Yeah, so
do you just do it right away to get it
out of the way or do you wait until the
But you already had four shots before you got to
the room.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
That's where my head was.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
And already like even before you got picked up. I
mean it's you're already kind of moving through.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So win.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yeah you think I got straight to the room and
just bow to business.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, we're taking guesses here because what you arrived what.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Yeah, by the time we got.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That's a really good point because I would maybe just
want to do it to get it out of the way.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And then because that way is it's just it's it's
the thing that's hanging out there pun intended. Yeah, yeah,
and you know that way you do it and then
you can move on from that.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, that's a good idea because.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Then you have like the the the ability to uh
focus on the other stuff.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah, we've seen each other naked, so we can yeah. Yeah, yeah, favorite.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
All right, so let's just go ahead and take guesses.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'm saying it happened before dinner on the first night, Like,
so they didn't even get to dinner that first night,
and and why it happened then A w and I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Were just talking about that. We're on the same wavelength.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, Morgan's Morgan's a lady. So I'm going to say
after dinner.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
The first for dessert the first night.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
But chicks don't typically like to do things like especially
when you don't know each other all that well, like
right after.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A meal, right, a bloated, Oh you are bloated. You
forgot about that, Gotta take it down.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Well not that well, I have a question about that.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
By the way, it was it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Wasn't there a peer a peer?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, you know what I did on the trip.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I downloaded a peer app, you know, one of those
as a peer, which feels.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Wrong to have on my phone? Why? Just to be safe,
I just put it.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Why does it feel wrong?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Because then the government has my peer and say it
on natural radio.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, so okay, to answer the peer question, I am
the luckiest woman in the here ended the day before.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
My wife intentionally she does the same app thing, but
she tries to work it so it starts the day
of the trip.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What she clenches until that means you're super not fertile
because you just got rid.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Of your perfect you can't get out the app.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I said before dinner after her first night.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Greg, I'm going to say night too, because you were
nervous because it's been quite some time, but you were
willing and excited.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
It's also keep in mind, but also wanted to wait.
She had not had sex since March something of last year. Wow,
shit of twenty twenty four, but a bit a while. Yeah, right,
That's why I'm thinking she waited menace.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I say next morning. The next morning morning. I'm not
saying they make out the first night. I say above
that next.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Morning I think that she. I think they did it.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
It was after dinner, but not right after dinner. I
think they stayed out drinking for a long time until
they made it back to that room the first night. Yeah,
the first night, all right, yes.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
But before okay, got it and then see you bass
let me to answer there to help me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What airline did you use it down there?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Why does that matter?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Because it didn't get extra horn curiosity asking.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Questions in the middle of the road.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm gonna say that it was after dinner, but it
wasn't a full hook up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was I was making out.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm gonna go beyond second base. I'll go to third base.
I pulled that move before. What are the bases now?
Always been first bases kissing, second bases like making out,
and finally third bases mouth party, fourth bases all the way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Really, that's always it's always been only three bases, third
bases fingering.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Well, yeah, feeling up a second base.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
First base was like friend third base can include that. No, first,
I'm going backwards. I started with third second basis you know. Yeah,
first was making out French.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
And like top, you're an adult, say friendship.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Whatever, but not just like a kiss, make it gets
over the closed stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, and the third is any kind of sexual activity.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Oh see, I thought second was hands. Third was mouth
I thought.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Any I thought second was like top and.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Was correct on the right hand.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Can also include I thought you meant I'm on top,
and the next time.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Time on anything, I think I think they because I've
I've done that before. Where like we show up and
you know, she in the mood, so you get you
do the the mouth party stuff. You get that off
the table. Yeah, take the temperature down a bit, and
then you need to get to the home based stuff later.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Okay, so you have your your stat.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
So well now it's kind of ruined.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
No, I was going to give you all gifts to
get away from this conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How the hell are you get away from that conversation?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, well because I did not expect to really care
about this person so much.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Too serious, listen to the haters, I know.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, I love it inclusive.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, Sea Bass is mostly correct, That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, it's not like.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
We didn't, you know, at feel each other's bodies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
But okay, so when you first got.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
To the room, No, just that first day night.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
When did it happen though? At night? Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't pound for
tequila shots by lunchtime and not top shelf.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I mean yeah, so like that night the first night.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
The first night we get in bed to go to bed,
there was.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No like put in that first night. No, yeah, it
wasn't put in. It was just it was the mouth stuff.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah yeah, bro yes.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And then so that's what prize do I get?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
So actually sea bass for you. And because it's all
inclusive resort. You know most hotels they have the mini
bar and with all the snacks and.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Don't take it off the way for it.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Well, this was all included. So they had some Japanese
nuts in there. So were you sea bass it over?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I love it?
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Right?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Then, Greg, I have some Mexican eminem but the package
says xcesso calorieas so.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
And then that first night, when we are in the
room before we went to dinner, you know, cuddling all
those cute things, someone knocks on the door and we're like,
who's that And this lady brings this bottle of wine
with these two glasses, and were like, we didn't pay
for that.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
She's like, no, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You got the honeymoon se but I was too.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Busy drinking tequila.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
So customs yeah, so, Greg, if you could rate the
rate the wine.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Give us her name here, don Silvestri.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Is it from cat from naval cabaret in Mexico's Finest toilets?
What you said, Okay, that's fancy.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
My goal was when y'all start asking these juicy details,
I was just gonna be like, oh, yeah, here's some gifts,
and then we're in the conversation.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
What part of his personality is making you love him
so much? Is it the all inclusive personality or the airport?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
I mean, don't get me wrong, the vibes are amazing
environments like fairy Tale Land. That's why when I got back,
I thought, oh, maybe I'm not gonna like him once
we're back.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Home, I'm gonna turn back into a pumpkin.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
I liked him way more about his personality. God, conversations
just so easy, and we get along so well. Everyone
kept saying like, oh, is this your honeymoon or anniversary?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yes, like we just met there, like you guys get
along so.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh I'm drunk.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
So you've been talking since you've been seen it?
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Like every day have you got back? Have you seen
him every day since you got back?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Day you have you have gone on dates outside of
the rejort.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Yes, when he brought me back. We came back New
Year's Eve and he brought my mom dinner and all that.
My mom said, why don't you stay the night cop?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Who Yeah with your mom?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yes, I never had a.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Man stay in my house with parents in my house.
You know, it was weird. Apparently wanted to that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Did you go to that Ruth Chris and Cabo that
I recommended her?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
We didn't go in there. We walked by and he's like, oh,
you should tell minutes you're going here.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Why are we going to the restaurants?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Exactly once once the seal was broken, though, and you
guys did it?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like did it? Did it for the first time? Was
it just we did it?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
You know we did it? What am I? I'm saving
myself for marriage? She said she was never going to
do it again. We did take a shower together.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
One of those coming from different angles from the.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
No, and I should have, but that's something I would
have practiced at home before.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
You pee with the door open.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, well, it's just being a civilized person.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
And I will say though, the second we got there,
before even got to the room, you know, taken to
keel shots. I don't know if I'm a normal person,
but if I start drinking, I gotta poop instantly, like
it's some kind of afrodijiac.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
So I was.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
I didn't make it to the lobby to poop before
he went to the room, see am I And then
I lost the feeling. I didn't poop for like five days.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, your body got.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
But it was because I wanted to, you know, did
you guys talk about it.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
On the plane? On the way back, we were going
to the bathroom at the airport. Came out and I'm like,
have you pooped during this trip?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
And he said no, And I'm like, oh my god,
me neither.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Wow. In the Mexican airport, did you buy any drugs there?
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Pharmacias you're getting epic.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
For They had meadows and pick there even at the
airport in Mexico.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And my buddy was setting me photos.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah, I asked him, I'm like, can we shoot up tonight?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
So NOx, what was the questions?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Now? What does this guy look like?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
For folks who don't like I think you show a picture,
I mean, I don't like, get the tight weight hair.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
He's like six to two, and which that's what I
was nervous about. I'm like, you know, I prefer six
five and up.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Not tall enough six two.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, and I.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Brought like four pairs of shoes. I didn't know what
size heels I could wear.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
I was able to wear my little two inch heels.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And wow, what are you five eleven without heels?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Like five ten and a half?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Well, and she posted pics in her bikini like she
was looking fall.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, he had.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Did you guys see these?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yes? And my hair stop?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I love it?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's what I was obsessing.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And water shots yeah. And then like some picture like
from a boat.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
But did you see when she had that like not
covering anything top on with the bikini.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, some sort of like what do you call it,
like that knitted or something.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
She was pulling her bottoms down, showing her tattoo, being like, oh,
I forgot I got them pulling her bottom stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, I did see that word said the the R
I p O J tattoo.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, because I don't you know, I'm wearing sweats most
of the time with this job, so it doesn't really
come out much. We were at the pool laying out
and there's an older woman next to me because we're
with all the rich people, right.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
And.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
She's I swear she was looking at me weird. And
then I looked and I'm like, oh, my oj tattoos
just out. Old white woman's definitely judging me. Right.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
This guy made the perfect move because when you have
a chick who's only used to dating pores and you
show her just a little less.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Bit menace of life can be better. Yeah, she goes
from celibate to and love. Stop dating losers and listeners
like ladies.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
If you're dating losers, why you can't fix some ladies,
that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
And you know, the resort was great. It helps that
he has money and all that stuff, but it really
is like he is so thoughtful and genuine and kind.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's easy to do when you have money.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
So he's really used and he and you're really into him.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How could she be rich for the rest of her life?
I know you never have to work again.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Well, we were so drunk getting off the boat from
snorkeling on our way back to the resort. You know,
there's people offering you cocaine and weed and all this. Yeah,
there's a jewelry store and I'm like, can we go
in here? And so we go in and they're giving
us caviar and champagne, and I just know he's so nervous.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I'm like trying on rings. God, I'm sweating hearing this.
I can't.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
This is amazing. It was like I will cry. But
it was the best decision I've made in a long time.
And I'm just so grateful to him and happy. And
we're already planning our next trip, you know, I mean,
and Cabo best resort of my life.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You should be thinking.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Only resort.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So we know the answer then to the put in,
it happened, just not on the first of course, second
and third night.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Yeah, and this feels weird to me, but didn't happen because.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
She was you know, yeah, maybe it's like the knife
in the ketchup jar.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah yeah, the whole time.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yeah, but yeah, I feel weird about this. I'm very
an open, you know, hold nothing act type of person,
but I truly care about this person. I want to
keep our private life.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, with a wink, I care about trips to.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Saying, don't upset the gravy train.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Because she's like twinkly right now.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, I'm like you.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm glad it went well.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Thanks. Yeah, we'll look forward to to save the dates,
no doubt destination next. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well, it was Sammy's birthday over the holiday break. Yes,
and today is Samantha Day. Her actual name Samantha, which
she hates. That's my name, but you don't like the
legal name.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
No, I don't.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
I've just never been called that, not not by my
parents or family members, so it just doesn't sound like
my name is Woody.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
One time I heard you call her that, I didn't
know who you were talking to.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, it's it's it's supposed to be like a playoff
of like Newman Jerry Samantha, like Samantha.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yeah, when she's in trouble.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah, no, anyway, and so we have why wait until
they're dead? We figured people always say the nicest things
about people once they're dead.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Why do we wait? They can't hear you they're dead.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Now we get to say it to their face and
we eulogize them as if they were dead.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Here for birthdays on the Woody Show. Three different cakes.
What you got over there? Menace.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I have a bumble bee cake, that chocolate cake with
flowers on top, and then a rose cake, which I
absolutely like flipped upside down by accident.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But it was still.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, like a chocolate cake. I don't know. I described
to the frosting design like the bubble bee cake. I
wonder if that's kind of.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Like a yeah, who knows, God forbid you go over
there and sample because it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
All right, Well we're gonna start. Why wait until she's dead.
Sammy's birthday? How was your birthday? Was it?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
It was good? I mean I didn't really know.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
I didn't really do anything for my birthday, but my
sister's birthday is five days before mine, so we kind
of did a whole thing for her birthday, so we
like all kind of did the birthday thing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was wow. So you got somebody else's birthday and
Christmas all within yeah, yeah, exactly Are you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Getting screwed over when you were like a kid or
they make it ever make a deal out of your
birthday or was it just kind of all folded into
the season.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
No, we we got birthday parties and stuff like that.
But it's I mean, that's the thing is what kids
are around or so they were kind of smaller. I
didn't have like big blowout parties or anything. You got
to do them off season a different month.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
But would they try to combo you and your sister's
birthday together? No, we never did so close together.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, we're about three years apart, but never a combo birthday.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah. Well, we're gonna start with the I think the
best eulogizer in the room. That would be great gory.
Oh really, yeah, no pressure.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
I don't even know where to begin with Sammy. Other
than she was a total dichotomy. She was a ray
of sunshine, but often seemingly sullen and then kind of gloomy.
She was a social butterfly, but also a total silent introvert.
Greg she was a total ecotomy, dichotomy.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
She was a dyke for a minute, That's what I
was saying. She would She was a.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Tough nut to crack, but so willing to share. She
was somebody who seemed really private but made herself so vulnerable.
One of the youngest Woody Show crew members, but also
she worshiped Corning were the thinnest, most petite Woody Show
crew member, but in the years she sat just two
seats away from me. I saw her not eating maybe
(26:35):
three times. She was never without oatmeal or protein bar strawberries,
or some other grain or fruit based food item. Much
like how Burt Kreischer is always without a shirt, Sammy
was always.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
With food, but she was always not eating our stuff.
No right, my fair quote, I don't eat like you, right,
I don't eat like you, which is probably a good thing.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
She was incredible organized and detail oriented, a keeper of schedules,
a creator of calendars. She could tell you the down
to the minute details of any event that we had
to be part of. But you could not coax a
good morning out of her to save your life.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And on the rare.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
Occasion that she did say good morning, you knew she
was saying it with a sense of irony or disdain.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
She hated it a bit good morning a forced apology.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Yes, it's like that, Sammy. Despite hating greetings and pleasantries
that most people find normal, like saying hi to somebody
in the morning, she was actually really sweet and thoughtful.
And one of my fondest memories of Sammy was when
a bolt on the back of my chair broke because
my fat ass leaned back too hard, and the very
next day, without even asking for her assistance, I walked
(27:45):
into the studio and sat on a brand new office
chair with brand new bolts. It's a strong and glorious chair,
and it was courtesy of Sammy, who had gone to
the powerful office chair executives up in the penthouse and
she got me a new chair.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It was a great day.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Sammy really was a kind hearted, funny woman, and as
we honor her on Samantha Day, we should point out
that we were not allowed to call her Samantha or
even sam because that distinction was left for her. Quote friends,
that's true. But Sammy was indeed a friend to us
all and gone way too soon. And I hope heaven
(28:24):
is made from clouds of yarn.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
That yeah, that's a good n When we first met Sammy,
it's like, oh, so Samantha, say, yeah, I prefer Sam
and my friends call me Sam so.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Wed Yeah, you can call me Sam Sammy. Yeah, but
oh yeah that maybe someday, yeah, maybe some day Greg
will be the point where he didn't call sam department. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Don't care about your fears, all right, Well, we survived Monday.
In the books first day back after a holiday break.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah it's okay. Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Pretty good for her first day back, don't you lot's happening.
We had some fun today. Full show podcast. It's available
if you go to the woodieshow dot com. Of course,
the holiday break cheers and jeers. We got caught up
on what everybody had going on and some of the
trending news headlines. Also, we got a recap of Morgan's
trip to Cabo with the with the Rando dude that
(29:26):
she's just been nicknamed Cabo this whole time, but she
survived it and we heard all about it. Today was
the Samantha Day, so we did our eulogies for Sammy
because her birthday happened while we were gone over the break.
So you know, why wait till she's dead, I know,
say everything you gotta say about her now. Anyway, that
and more, it's all on the Monday podcast. Just hit
up the woodieshow dot com. Coming up for you tomorrow
(29:47):
the first round of the year. Gonna meet some people
at the Crossroad. Oh yeah, we got that. Plus anything
else that you want to tell us about between now
and tomorrow, you can leave it on the After Hours
voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody
Oh I think I know this is.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, it's another new hour.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's Monday morning. It's brand new year.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's January the sixth, twenty twenty five, our first out,
first show of the year, first new show of the year.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Prove it back from our vacation. Hold up a newspaper,
Get me a newspaper. It's old timey they have them.
My name is one of that's Greg goret morning. Wood
All right, there's menace.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What's up? We got Gina grad Good morning, see basket
morning to you. My dad still gets the Wall Street
journal Man.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Dude, I've a hotel staying at over vacation. They gave
me a new paper every single morning. Oh it was awesome.
That's like the hotel papers.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, no, it's like a local paper.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Where'd you go on vacation? Nineteen eighty five? Why there's Sam?
Good morning, Sammy good morning. Phones are open eight seven
to seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. I mean,
we got our holiday break cheers and jeers. But I
really want to just go right to Morgan's Cabo trying.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I mean, whatever, we did.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Cool, and I'll be happy to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But I would just we could bring Morgan in. Is
she here? Does she make it home alive? She did
make it? She did make it. I was following the oracle.
Were you guys all following along on social?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Morgan watch?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Morgan watch?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I kept sending like a text messages, Hey, this is
your wellness check? Yeah, just making sure that you're okay.
I see a post, But I mean, what if it's
not her making a post?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
She knows speaking of holding on newspapers. So yeah, she
was offered a free trip to Cabo by Rando listener. Yeah, correct,
which is more dangerous than Rando listener food, which we
get sometime homemade food which goes in the trash. And
then who who she met at an event? And then
that's that's correct.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I doesn't remember meeting at an event.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Correct. Sounds like we met for the first time.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Then he slid into her DMS, they had a photo together.
Some of us try to talk her out of it,
thinking this wasn't really a good idea, not me, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Then I almost pushed you it.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Yeah that's I'm alive and I'm here and.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Hell, but then it got to the point where like
her mom even offered to come out and watch her
dog while her daughter went on this trip.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Besting woman ever.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah, and so you're back. You survived, I'm back.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
I survived.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah to tell us all about it?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Oh right now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, Oh we can't wait.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I need to go good. I thought it. Oh supplies, Yeah,
I have gifts for you.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
All that.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Gifts.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
We'll do gifts to the next part. Okay, you really
want to hear how this whole thing went. Start at
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He picks you up.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
He picks me up from my house at like three
thirty in the morning to the airport.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
To your place.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Off to a strong start.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Oh yeah, and he is.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
He paid for all of this everything, the flight, hotel, flight, hotel,
and it was all inclusive resort, best resort I've ever.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Been to in my life aclusive before. No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I preview the resort. It was a nice I have
no idea what the resort is.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
What can you say called breathless? They have multiple Oh
my god.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Now I saw that you post like all I'm all
about the all inclusive lives. Would you led me to
believe that this was your first I had the same
experience when I went to the All Inclusive for the
first time, Like, this is it?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You would do it any other way?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
No, And now I know why you go to the
same place in Mexico every year for vacation. Can you
fall in love? You didn't want to leave with the resort. Yeah,
when you get there, they're like, welcome home, and I'm.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Like going to die. It might be, but it was
so nice.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
They didn't even let us like take our own luggage
to the room because they don't want you in the
you know, the lobby with luggage and.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
There's it's not cute cables with champagne. Literally in every
room you walk in and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They want to go through your luggage.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Yeah. Yeah, they didn't like put my panties in the drawer,
that's okay. And we had like the VIP part of
the resorts. We got to go into this exhale.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Club because it's reckless resort to have like a kid's
side and in an adult's only, So which is the
VIP side in this case?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Yeah, this resort was no kids, which I love that,
so that was amazing. But yeah, I mean, you're weight
on hand and foot, I thought, because it's all inclusive.
They already have the money, Like the service would be
kind of slow, they'd be pacing us. But second we
got in, they're like, can I get you a Mexican
juice or whatever?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
Like shot at tequila with some green juice. Still get
tipped so along the way.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Yes, and that's where I did pay for some things,
thank you very much everyone. Because he had cash, so
he gave me the cash because it wouldn't fit in
his wallet.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So to see this guy, I love this guy on
the table.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It's the least I can do. Extra cat Yeah, hold up,
back it up a little bit. You get picked up
at three thirty at your place? Yeah, flights with three hours.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Or so, right, it was like two and a half hours. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So and what you guys chanting? Did you like?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
How who are you? How nice to meet you?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Pretty much?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I mean like I hugged him when he picked me up,
so that kind of got rid of the whole you know,
any word you know, No, she was really sick, sadly,
when she was watching my dog, she got the flu,
so she didn't wake up when he picked me up
type of thing. But she met him when he brought
me home because part of the I know, I told
you all there was a surprise. The surprise wasn't for me.
(05:38):
The surprise was when he brought me home from the airport.
Getting back, he picked up dinner for my mom and like,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
God, let's go. We just skipped over half the days there.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
So we were there for three nights, three and a
half days, which was not long enough.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I swear to god, it should have been like days.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, but you packed it a lot.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Oh my god, y'all.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
My suitcase was forty nine point five pounds for three days.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Who cares about the actual stuff that you did? Though
out on boats and we went.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
We had an ATV tour with tequila. Like they taught
me how to actually drink tequila like a professional house
drink teacher. And by the way, I thought that I
can't handle my liquor right because every time I drink
with friends, like I puke almost every time. Yeah, but
I learned that's because I was drinking Jose Cuervo.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Okay, we had.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Top shelf everything nice, and oh my god, I felt amazing.
I don't like, like four shots before we even got
to the room. Oh wow, that does, like you know,
let's stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
How long was that pillow fort in.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
The middle of the bed?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Oh shout out to Cabo. That was his idea. He's like,
you should post a picture like that. People loved it, but.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Came right down.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Things in So the flight there wasn't awkward. No, not
like free flowing conversation. Yeah, we're talking about like, well,
what kind of stuff you're going to do kind.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Of you're just like getting to know each other, you know.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
No one immediately put in their earbuds.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
No, no, And honestly we didn't have We both had
aisle seats on the flight, so we weren't sitting next
to each other and at first.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Class because those are pods of two.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
He's like, oh, this is good. We don't have to,
you know, be too close to if it's awkward. But
I was like, oh, come over here, like so like
literally from the very beginning.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
My mom even says, she's like, it seems like you
guys have known each other for so long.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Money'll do that. I mean, did you a lesson? Like, hey,
you know what dating losers is actually like? Not dating
losers is actually kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Yeah, it's amazing, and that's why, you know, been alone
for so long because thank you, someone was dropped out
the sky.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So you get to the hotel, you check in, you
get to the room, the room's nice.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Room's really nice. They had the TV on and just
so happened to be like PFL and UFC planes my
instant wetness below and so there the balcony was amazing,
The view was great.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Infinity pool like three of them.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So was it one that you can like walk out
of the room and right into the pool? No, I
wish it wasn't that very higher?
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Thanks, but next time.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
But yeah, So the first day was awesome because we
didn't have anything planned, so we just kind of got
to chill, go to all the different you know, private
beach areas and by the restaurants and take a million
tequila shots.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Second day we went snorkeling.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
What happened about well, the first night, what happened, Well, well,
I'm want to get there because I how about this,
did you guys hook up?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Well that's why I have supplies that I wait, it's
a whole.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, oh, it's a whole thing with the gifts.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Oh yes, massa wait.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A minute, we're supposed to give you baby shower gifts.
I know, yes, say number one, did you hook up?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
And if the answer is yes, then I was going
to go around the room and I was gonna ask everybody,
at what point do you think, like how long?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because that could be a good game, Like, okay, let's
do that game.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Because I had a thought because there's been so much
talk about that beating up to the whole thing that's
the goal.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, so and you know what, like that's kind of
the elephant in the room. Yeah, I would say too.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
And you're only there for three days, right, Yeah, so
do you just do it right away to get it
out of the way or do you wait until the
But you already had four shots before you got to
the room.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
That's where my head was.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
And already like even before you got picked up. I
mean it's you're already kind of moving through.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So win.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yeah you think I got straight to the room and
just bow to business.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, we're taking guesses here because what you arrived what.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Yeah, by the time we got.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That's a really good point because I would maybe just
want to do it to get it out of the way.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And then because that way is it's just it's it's
the thing that's hanging out there pun intended. Yeah, yeah,
and you know that way you do it and then
you can move on from that.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, that's a good idea because.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Then you have like the the the ability to uh
focus on the other stuff.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah, we've seen each other naked, so we can yeah. Yeah, yeah, favorite.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
All right, so let's just go ahead and take guesses.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'm saying it happened before dinner on the first night, Like,
so they didn't even get to dinner that first night,
and and why it happened then A w and I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Were just talking about that. We're on the same wavelength.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, Morgan's Morgan's a lady. So I'm going to say
after dinner.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
The first for dessert the first night.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
But chicks don't typically like to do things like especially
when you don't know each other all that well, like
right after.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A meal, right, a bloated, Oh you are bloated. You
forgot about that, Gotta take it down.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Well not that well, I have a question about that.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
By the way, it was it.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Wasn't there a peer a peer?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, you know what I did on the trip.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I downloaded a peer app, you know, one of those
as a peer, which feels.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Wrong to have on my phone? Why? Just to be safe,
I just put it.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Why does it feel wrong?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Because then the government has my peer and say it
on natural radio.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, so okay, to answer the peer question, I am
the luckiest woman in the here ended the day before.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
My wife intentionally she does the same app thing, but
she tries to work it so it starts the day
of the trip.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
What she clenches until that means you're super not fertile
because you just got rid.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Of your perfect you can't get out the app.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I said before dinner after her first night.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Greg, I'm going to say night too, because you were
nervous because it's been quite some time, but you were
willing and excited.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
It's also keep in mind, but also wanted to wait.
She had not had sex since March something of last year. Wow,
shit of twenty twenty four, but a bit a while. Yeah, right,
That's why I'm thinking she waited menace.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I say next morning. The next morning morning. I'm not
saying they make out the first night. I say above
that next.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Morning I think that she. I think they did it.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
It was after dinner, but not right after dinner. I
think they stayed out drinking for a long time until
they made it back to that room the first night. Yeah,
the first night, all right, yes.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
But before okay, got it and then see you bass
let me to answer there to help me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What airline did you use it down there?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Why does that matter?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Because it didn't get extra horn curiosity asking.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Questions in the middle of the road.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm gonna say that it was after dinner, but it
wasn't a full hook up.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was I was making out.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm gonna go beyond second base. I'll go to third base.
I pulled that move before. What are the bases now?
Always been first bases kissing, second bases like making out,
and finally third bases mouth party, fourth bases all the way.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Really, that's always it's always been only three bases, third
bases fingering.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Well, yeah, feeling up a second base.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
First base was like friend third base can include that. No, first,
I'm going backwards. I started with third second basis you know. Yeah,
first was making out French.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
And like top, you're an adult, say friendship.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Whatever, but not just like a kiss, make it gets
over the closed stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, and the third is any kind of sexual activity.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Oh see, I thought second was hands. Third was mouth
I thought.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Any I thought second was like top and.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Was correct on the right hand.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Can also include I thought you meant I'm on top,
and the next time.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Time on anything, I think I think they because I've
I've done that before. Where like we show up and
you know, she in the mood, so you get you
do the the mouth party stuff. You get that off
the table. Yeah, take the temperature down a bit, and
then you need to get to the home based stuff later.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Okay, so you have your your stat.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
So well now it's kind of ruined.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
No, I was going to give you all gifts to
get away from this conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
How the hell are you get away from that conversation?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, well because I did not expect to really care
about this person so much.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Too serious, listen to the haters, I know.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, I love it inclusive.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, Sea Bass is mostly correct, That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, it's not like.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
We didn't, you know, at feel each other's bodies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
But okay, so when you first got.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
To the room, No, just that first day night.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
When did it happen though? At night? Okay?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't pound for
tequila shots by lunchtime and not top shelf.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I mean yeah, so like that night the first night.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
The first night we get in bed to go to bed,
there was.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No like put in that first night. No, yeah, it
wasn't put in. It was just it was the mouth stuff.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah yeah, bro yes.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And then so that's what prize do I get?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
So actually sea bass for you. And because it's all
inclusive resort. You know most hotels they have the mini
bar and with all the snacks and.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Don't take it off the way for it.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Well, this was all included. So they had some Japanese
nuts in there. So were you sea bass it over?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I love it?
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Right?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Then, Greg, I have some Mexican eminem but the package
says xcesso calorieas so.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
And then that first night, when we are in the
room before we went to dinner, you know, cuddling all
those cute things, someone knocks on the door and we're like,
who's that And this lady brings this bottle of wine
with these two glasses, and were like, we didn't pay
for that.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
She's like, no, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You got the honeymoon se but I was too.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Busy drinking tequila.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
So customs yeah, so, Greg, if you could rate the
rate the wine.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Give us her name here, don Silvestri.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Is it from cat from naval cabaret in Mexico's Finest toilets?
What you said, Okay, that's fancy.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
My goal was when y'all start asking these juicy details,
I was just gonna be like, oh, yeah, here's some gifts,
and then we're in the conversation.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
What part of his personality is making you love him
so much? Is it the all inclusive personality or the airport?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
I mean, don't get me wrong, the vibes are amazing
environments like fairy Tale Land. That's why when I got back,
I thought, oh, maybe I'm not gonna like him once
we're back.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Home, I'm gonna turn back into a pumpkin.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
I liked him way more about his personality. God, conversations
just so easy, and we get along so well. Everyone
kept saying like, oh, is this your honeymoon or anniversary?
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yes, like we just met there, like you guys get
along so.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh I'm drunk.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
So you've been talking since you've been seen it?
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Like every day have you got back? Have you seen
him every day since you got back?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Day you have you have gone on dates outside of
the rejort.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Yes, when he brought me back. We came back New
Year's Eve and he brought my mom dinner and all that.
My mom said, why don't you stay the night cop?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Who Yeah with your mom?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yes, I never had a.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Man stay in my house with parents in my house.
You know, it was weird. Apparently wanted to that.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Did you go to that Ruth Chris and Cabo that
I recommended her?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
We didn't go in there. We walked by and he's like, oh,
you should tell minutes you're going here.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Why are we going to the restaurants?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Exactly once once the seal was broken, though, and you
guys did it?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like did it? Did it for the first time? Was
it just we did it?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
You know we did it? What am I? I'm saving
myself for marriage? She said she was never going to
do it again. We did take a shower together.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
One of those coming from different angles from the.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
No, and I should have, but that's something I would
have practiced at home before.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
You pee with the door open.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, well, it's just being a civilized person.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
And I will say though, the second we got there,
before even got to the room, you know, taken to
keel shots. I don't know if I'm a normal person,
but if I start drinking, I gotta poop instantly, like
it's some kind of afrodijiac.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
So I was.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
I didn't make it to the lobby to poop before
he went to the room, see am I And then
I lost the feeling. I didn't poop for like five days.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, your body got.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
But it was because I wanted to, you know, did
you guys talk about it.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
On the plane? On the way back, we were going
to the bathroom at the airport. Came out and I'm like,
have you pooped during this trip?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
And he said no, And I'm like, oh my god,
me neither.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Wow. In the Mexican airport, did you buy any drugs there?
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Pharmacias you're getting epic.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
For They had meadows and pick there even at the
airport in Mexico.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And my buddy was setting me photos.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yeah, I asked him, I'm like, can we shoot up tonight?
Speaker 8 (19:25):
So NOx, what was the questions?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Now? What does this guy look like?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
For folks who don't like I think you show a picture,
I mean, I don't like, get the tight weight hair.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
He's like six to two, and which that's what I
was nervous about. I'm like, you know, I prefer six
five and up.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Not tall enough six two.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, and I.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Brought like four pairs of shoes. I didn't know what
size heels I could wear.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
I was able to wear my little two inch heels.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And wow, what are you five eleven without heels?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Like five ten and a half?
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Well, and she posted pics in her bikini like she
was looking fall.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, he had.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Did you guys see these?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Yes? And my hair stop?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I love it?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's what I was obsessing.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And water shots yeah. And then like some picture like
from a boat.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
But did you see when she had that like not
covering anything top on with the bikini.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, some sort of like what do you call it,
like that knitted or something.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
She was pulling her bottoms down, showing her tattoo, being like, oh,
I forgot I got them pulling her bottom stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, I did see that word said the the R
I p O J tattoo.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, because I don't you know, I'm wearing sweats most
of the time with this job, so it doesn't really
come out much. We were at the pool laying out
and there's an older woman next to me because we're
with all the rich people, right.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
And.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
She's I swear she was looking at me weird. And
then I looked and I'm like, oh, my oj tattoos
just out. Old white woman's definitely judging me. Right.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
This guy made the perfect move because when you have
a chick who's only used to dating pores and you
show her just a little less.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Bit menace of life can be better. Yeah, she goes
from celibate to and love. Stop dating losers and listeners
like ladies.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
If you're dating losers, why you can't fix some ladies,
that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
And you know, the resort was great. It helps that
he has money and all that stuff, but it really
is like he is so thoughtful and genuine and kind.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's easy to do when you have money.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
So he's really used and he and you're really into him.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How could she be rich for the rest of her life?
I know you never have to work again.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Well, we were so drunk getting off the boat from
snorkeling on our way back to the resort. You know,
there's people offering you cocaine and weed and all this. Yeah,
there's a jewelry store and I'm like, can we go
in here? And so we go in and they're giving
us caviar and champagne, and I just know he's so nervous.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I'm like trying on rings. God, I'm sweating hearing this.
I can't.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
This is amazing. It was like I will cry. But
it was the best decision I've made in a long time.
And I'm just so grateful to him and happy. And
we're already planning our next trip, you know, I mean,
and Cabo best resort of my life.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You should be thinking.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Only resort.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
So we know the answer then to the put in,
it happened, just not on the first of course, second
and third night.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Yeah, and this feels weird to me, but didn't happen because.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
She was you know, yeah, maybe it's like the knife
in the ketchup jar.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah yeah, the whole time.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yeah, but yeah, I feel weird about this. I'm very
an open, you know, hold nothing act type of person,
but I truly care about this person. I want to
keep our private life.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, with a wink, I care about trips to.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Saying, don't upset the gravy train.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Because she's like twinkly right now.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah, I'm like you.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm glad it went well.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Thanks. Yeah, we'll look forward to to save the dates,
no doubt destination next. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well, it was Sammy's birthday over the holiday break. Yes,
and today is Samantha Day. Her actual name Samantha, which
she hates. That's my name, but you don't like the
legal name.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
No, I don't.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
I've just never been called that, not not by my
parents or family members, so it just doesn't sound like
my name is Woody.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
One time I heard you call her that, I didn't
know who you were talking to.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, it's it's it's supposed to be like a playoff
of like Newman Jerry Samantha, like Samantha.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yeah, when she's in trouble.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah, no, anyway, and so we have why wait until
they're dead? We figured people always say the nicest things
about people once they're dead.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Why do we wait? They can't hear you they're dead.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Now we get to say it to their face and
we eulogize them as if they were dead.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Here for birthdays on the Woody Show. Three different cakes.
What you got over there? Menace.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I have a bumble bee cake, that chocolate cake with
flowers on top, and then a rose cake, which I
absolutely like flipped upside down by accident.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But it was still.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, like a chocolate cake. I don't know. I described
to the frosting design like the bubble bee cake. I
wonder if that's kind of.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Like a yeah, who knows, God forbid you go over
there and sample because it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
All right, Well we're gonna start. Why wait until she's dead.
Sammy's birthday? How was your birthday? Was it?
Speaker 7 (25:02):
It was good? I mean I didn't really know.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
I didn't really do anything for my birthday, but my
sister's birthday is five days before mine, so we kind
of did a whole thing for her birthday, so we
like all kind of did the birthday thing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was wow. So you got somebody else's birthday and
Christmas all within yeah, yeah, exactly Are you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Getting screwed over when you were like a kid or
they make it ever make a deal out of your
birthday or was it just kind of all folded into
the season.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
No, we we got birthday parties and stuff like that.
But it's I mean, that's the thing is what kids
are around or so they were kind of smaller. I
didn't have like big blowout parties or anything. You got
to do them off season a different month.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
But would they try to combo you and your sister's
birthday together? No, we never did so close together.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, we're about three years apart, but never a combo birthday.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah. Well, we're gonna start with the I think the
best eulogizer in the room. That would be great gory.
Oh really, yeah, no pressure.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
I don't even know where to begin with Sammy. Other
than she was a total dichotomy. She was a ray
of sunshine, but often seemingly sullen and then kind of gloomy.
She was a social butterfly, but also a total silent introvert.
Greg she was a total ecotomy, dichotomy.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
She was a dyke for a minute, That's what I
was saying. She would She was a.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Tough nut to crack, but so willing to share. She
was somebody who seemed really private but made herself so vulnerable.
One of the youngest Woody Show crew members, but also
she worshiped Corning were the thinnest, most petite Woody Show
crew member, but in the years she sat just two
seats away from me. I saw her not eating maybe
(26:35):
three times. She was never without oatmeal or protein bar strawberries,
or some other grain or fruit based food item. Much
like how Burt Kreischer is always without a shirt, Sammy
was always.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
With food, but she was always not eating our stuff.
No right, my fair quote, I don't eat like you, right,
I don't eat like you, which is probably a good thing.
Speaker 10 (26:58):
She was incredible organized and detail oriented, a keeper of schedules,
a creator of calendars. She could tell you the down
to the minute details of any event that we had
to be part of. But you could not coax a
good morning out of her to save your life.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And on the rare.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
Occasion that she did say good morning, you knew she
was saying it with a sense of irony or disdain.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
She hated it a bit good morning a forced apology.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Yes, it's like that, Sammy. Despite hating greetings and pleasantries
that most people find normal, like saying hi to somebody
in the morning, she was actually really sweet and thoughtful.
And one of my fondest memories of Sammy was when
a bolt on the back of my chair broke because
my fat ass leaned back too hard, and the very
next day, without even asking for her assistance, I walked
(27:45):
into the studio and sat on a brand new office
chair with brand new bolts. It's a strong and glorious chair,
and it was courtesy of Sammy, who had gone to
the powerful office chair executives up in the penthouse and
she got me a new chair.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It was a great day.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Sammy really was a kind hearted, funny woman, and as
we honor her on Samantha Day, we should point out
that we were not allowed to call her Samantha or
even sam because that distinction was left for her. Quote friends,
that's true. But Sammy was indeed a friend to us
all and gone way too soon. And I hope heaven
(28:24):
is made from clouds of yarn.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
That yeah, that's a good n When we first met Sammy,
it's like, oh, so Samantha, say, yeah, I prefer Sam
and my friends call me Sam so.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Wed Yeah, you can call me Sam Sammy. Yeah, but
oh yeah that maybe someday, yeah, maybe some day Greg
will be the point where he didn't call sam department. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Don't care about your fears, all right, Well, we survived Monday.
In the books first day back after a holiday break.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah it's okay. Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Pretty good for her first day back, don't you lot's happening.
We had some fun today. Full show podcast. It's available
if you go to the woodieshow dot com. Of course,
the holiday break cheers and jeers. We got caught up
on what everybody had going on and some of the
trending news headlines. Also, we got a recap of Morgan's
trip to Cabo with the with the Rando dude that
(29:26):
she's just been nicknamed Cabo this whole time, but she
survived it and we heard all about it. Today was
the Samantha Day, so we did our eulogies for Sammy
because her birthday happened while we were gone over the break.
So you know, why wait till she's dead, I know,
say everything you gotta say about her now. Anyway, that
and more, it's all on the Monday podcast. Just hit
up the woodieshow dot com. Coming up for you tomorrow
(29:47):
the first round of the year. Gonna meet some people
at the Crossroad. Oh yeah, we got that. Plus anything
else that you want to tell us about between now
and tomorrow, you can leave it on the After Hours
voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody
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