January 16, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
You're smart.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hello show. All right, well it's another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg, there's menace, Hi, Gina,
we got sea baths? Yes, sammy phones are open eight
seven seven. That's eight seven seven forty four. Text us
(00:25):
over to two two nine eight seven. Let's get right
into this week in audio.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What do you got here? Seabanks?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, we're now luckily getting to the wrap up in
clean up mode from all the wildfire stuff in the
Greater LA area. And of the many people affected, one
has stood out, and that, of course is Spencer Pratt
and Heidi bo Yes, and they have been all over
the ABC shows, Good Morning, American Nightline, et cetera, et cetera,
talking about not only what happened to their home, which
(00:52):
is pretty much gone completely, but how they are getting back.
Like we mentioned earlier in the week by playing Heidie's Yes,
they have music, and here's some more from ABC.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
They're fans, including artists like Flavor Flav rallying around the couple.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Number one in Philippines, that's twelve number ones.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The album Catapultington number one on the iTunes charts.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
The fans support has been such a light and such
darkness for us and it's life changing.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Who knew Howdie Montag was a singer number one? Yeah
h duh, huge of the Philippines apparently so apparently. I
went through her YouTube page and she's got new music
that she just released very recently actually, and this is
her song again she coulna pass.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
For being opportunistic for you know, burned down. I think
how it happened, Like the only shirt like Spencer had
on when the house went down was like from her singing.
So that's how it all they don't they didn't have Like,
that's how it all came together.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Okay, Yeah, So she has a new song, and as
because we are fans and we are supporters of Hawdie
Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're gonna play it on the radio,
get them some more spins, hopefully, get them on charts
and you know, allows or wherever this is a newer song,
go harder, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
On the airline.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Here's a question.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I just have a question.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If I listen to this song start to finish, like
on Spotify or whatever, how much how much does she.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Get for that one Spotify? Probably half a cent or so.
What if I gave her one dollar. Can never hear
it the time. I mean, that is not the song
they're pushing. The song they're pushing is actually way better.
Just friends, Britty, what's the what's the song? It's called
I'll do It? It's probably in the system now, probably
(02:46):
because I've been playing it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Worse than Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I agree with you, Greg, we have a song in
here from Heidi Klum. Really, what's what's the name of
the song against.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'll do It? Greg?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
To me, that sound songs like gay bait pretty much.
That is like, Hey, they're gonna play this in the club.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
And it's always a good tactic for any performer just
have a gay fan base.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I know, I know our friends at Zee there, but
what if you gave her a dollar?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That would be an incredible return for her because you
actually only get point zero zero four cents for stream.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, then this this is Heidi Klum Sunglasses at Night. Oh,
I don't know, I'll look this up. Hold on, I
don't know when this came out. I saw it's the
only Heidi we have in the sister.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I love this song. I haven't heard this cover Heidi Klum.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I will my song Glasses.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
A Night so can original definitely better.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This is good produced by your buddy Tiestoe.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Come out like this. It's about a.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Year ye I need this. Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
What is it about the gay They love dancing to
that kind of stuff. It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Getting wasted and dancing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hits just right. That type of music.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, it's kind of like if you're going to be
giving someone cpr is, it's staying alive. You gotta do
you know, if you're pumping your boyfriend, you got to
use like you know.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's always always that that that rhythm. I guess that
deep house I don't know, but you have a you
have a light, airy female vocal.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
True and like.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What he pointed out, when you're pumping your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Pup.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Pump, finish, yeah and done.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
All right.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This week in audio man is how much are you
ripping out for the new show on t l C
bailing out?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
On the round floor with her on social media and
then she kind of like disappeared. I'm like, what is
going on? But this is what happened. Can some of
us idiots get some.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Bayling was a TikTok star. Yes, her last name due
Pre is that right. Is that bailing something?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's not.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's a she and she has she has tourette, so
she screams and yells, but she does it in a
funny way. Has evidence tire in the trailer for her
new TLC show Bailing Out Loud.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
My name is Baylan, I'm twenty one years old, and
I have Tourette syndrome.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In a litto baby waany.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I've seen that checking on social media?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen her before.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Tourette syndrome causes me to have involuntary motor and vocal tics.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
My mom's craps, she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Plane rides are already hard enough.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I have a gun. I have a gun. They're gonna
send us to a back room, all right, Vagina?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, so that sounds so stupid. Who would watch that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
She got huge on TikTok for how she navigates life
with this issue. I don't care how she navigates life.
I'll be honest. I just think it's funny. The tiny
baby wiener Like I remember when that popped off. It
was huge. I never gone at the airport.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I would never watch it going oh this poor girl.
I would watch it strictly to laugh at it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
There's a reason.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That's why she's on TLC Home Greg, Sisters and a
Little Good Stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Tell people big world, yes, TLC terrible life choices exactly.
It's the point and laugh channel.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Yeah yeah, and think oh I'm happy with my just
to bring awareness to people who suffer with this.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, not hilarious. I mean, like masket, how do you
get through your day when you're saying stuff like this
in public? Well you need to watch to find out.
Baling out loud this week in audio, I get nice, ladies.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
This is Bonnie Blue came out of nowhere this week
with a new sex record of one thousand and fifty seven.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Men.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I know she's like and she's friends with that other chick.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
We were talking because Lily Phillips also a British OnlyFans lady.
She remember she was getting she was ramping up to
do one thousand million day, but then out of nowhere,
here here comes Bonnie Blue and she gets ten to
fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right, I didn't even know her. Chat like, I
am fine.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Just feels like I've had heavy day in the bedroom,
which is exactly what I've had. I think if it
had continued how it did for the first sort of
three four hours, I would have struggled to it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that's what she's saying, is it? That's a number one?
How do you feel after one thousand and fifty seven?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Men?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, sore heavy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Day one dude every forty one seconds?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So now is the other chick not going to bother?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I would think she's got to rethink her strategy. Yeah, yeah,
in fifty eight. It's weird because they are friends with
each other from what I know. And yeah, this girl
that came in and stole her thunder nowhere.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's funny because there's there are a lot of photos
and videos of the aftermath, and she just has this
big room I think. I think it's called parquet floors
of a little like the ones in squares, and there's condoms,
wrappers and and towels everywhere. Bonnie Blued at one point
lays down in the pile of used condoms and does
a snow angel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
And here's someone can someone finish in forty one seconds?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Well, there's interviews with some of these guys, and some
of the guys, as I predicted, just couldn't perform, couldn't
get it up right because you're you're just in a
line with a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It all smells.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Here's some of the logistics of how Bonnie managed to
get that many men in the after gangs.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
To start with, it was just like the room was
absolutely full.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Then we did groups of five, like one after the
other of five.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I wanted to give people more time, so then it
went down to like one on one, didn't it so
like one person would watch whilst.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was with somebody, and then it would literally just
be like a rotaping circle like that. Ah well, that
had a planning meeting before. Here's another crazy thing, because
it was this was all over social and they were
like doing these interviews and things like that. They also
have like a house or production house where they do
this and guys just wait outside the front door and
then they want to be picked like just on a
(08:45):
like a regular day too, not when they're doing the
thousand people day.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
And I looked at it and it's like unemployed security
guards is one of the dudes I saw that was interviewed,
And that's.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I wouldn't want to be because I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Forget like the conceptual thing of like, oh I don't
want to be number four hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Just you look at the dudes. You want to go
where that guy just went? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, Hey, going back to the girl with the tourettes. Yeah,
somebody's texting overseeing. I love watching the videos of multiple
people with tourettes setting off each other's ticks.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Camp apparently that's the things camp.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I only camp.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, I've met a tourette's person one who in life,
and he wasn't He didn't have fun touretts though, he
just like.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Here's good.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, that's not fun. I want I want to hear
a gun on a plane.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right, all right, we're gonna have more of the weekend
audio that's coming up next here on The Woody Show,
and right back into it this week in audio.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
If it's next, phillipiece of audio will appeal to what
do you especially this is a road rated rage incident
in Toledo, the video which is coming out this week,
where only if it said that's what's up, well that's
that stars kind of okay, I'm gonna say, like the
road ridge thing I find so pathetic, Well that also pathetic? Yes, agreed,
So what happens this was captured just because it happened
(10:02):
to be right in front of someone's home and they
had a you know, doorbell camera.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They caught the whole thing. So it's all the roads,
all ice.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And these two cars comes you're about to hear, come
sliding to a stop right in front of this guy's home.
And this woman gets out, it starts yelling at the
woman driver of the one vehicle. Now the passenger of
the vehicle in the rear in this case, So yeah,
woman in front comes out to yell at the woman
in back. Passenger is a man in back as well,
and she doesn't like that. He gets out and starts
(10:27):
talking to her, and then this happens.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Let's get out, get out, get out?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
How to answer.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Hands at me?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Drive racy, but my goddamn as, get out of my brace.
So that's Aiken. That's by the way, she's she's only
thirty six, and.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
She sounds like that wo sounds like something got smacked
exactly woody. And again light it's so smart to fight
in public on the streets. So what the guy who
you hear, don't touch my vehicle's he's starting to walk away.
They're like, we don't want to deal with this list
this crazy. So as he turns his back completely to
(11:13):
her upside the back of his head, bad move, because
the man next grabs Katrina and body slams her into
the icy pavement.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Sound like, yes, what sup? That's great?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeh, I don't know what she sca But as he's
got her, he's got her mid air and he's like
hip checking her body slammer.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
As he's doing that, she screams, I think for her man,
she said cooking thought, yeah, and he's wearing like pajama bottoms.
You know, I got a picture of Katrina for you here.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Quite that I want to hear it again, like a
sack of flower. I think, hot, Yeah, she's thirty six,
she has a stupid boob. And next.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I just imagine a beer in her hand constantly, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And again, just one of these people that they assume
that just because like most guys would never put a
hand on a woman for any reason whatsoever, some will.
And if you are walking up to them and smacking
them upside the head, lence kicking some dude and the
balls or what, you think you're just gonna walk away.
That doesn't always work out that way. And when it doesn't,
I don't feel bad for you. No, She's like, I
(12:38):
would never, I would never do it. I love that
this guy did it. I like because I understand. I
understand why he did it. She asked for it, well,
she asked for it. She was assaulting and she made it.
She made a choice, and she did it with somebody
who doesn't feel the same way that I too.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And she's lucky she landed on her you know, backslash shoulder.
I said this one thousand times. Street fights are the
worst type of fight. Just I don't care if you
get called a pussy for the rest of your life.
If she landed on the back of her head or
her neck, she could be dead. And again the guy
was acting in self defense and way low key.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Toledo, Ohio ugly as hell.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I think Ohio Loki has some of these stupidest
all these people in the country. If you grab out
Mississippi and West Virginia a lot, and every time I'm
in in and around Ohio, there's the reason that the
gathering of the Juggalos happens there was like West Virginia,
Jason exactly. It's it's secretly very ugly and gross place.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
To Ohio you suck?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well yeah, god, you know what.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey, sorry lady, you messed with the wrong person this
weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, guys, it's the time for the Woody Show original
exclusive game Guess the sound what You can't play because
you know what this is, but the rest of you, folks,
this is the first time ever, first time ever, that
this sound has been captured here.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
It is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
All right, what is that? That is not? Again, that's
not the woman getting slammed in the ground.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Uh, first time it's ever been captured.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Something sound falling to the ground from space.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That I was thinking something on another planet. I would say,
a tree falling in the woods.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Is something not.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Getting right getting its breaking on Mars.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna not to science shame you guys,
but Mars's atmosphere really wouldn't be able to do it sounds.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's why it's funny thought. Yeah exactly, it was called.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, you guys are actually shockingly close. That is the
first ever sound of a meteorite hitting the earth. Wow,
because we see them all the time, of course.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I want to find one. Those are worth a fortune.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's so unimpressively because this was captured on someone's like
ring cam Prince Edward Island, Canada, their home security camera.
So it's outside, so you see the front of the
house and right next to like the flower bed it.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hit there, like walkway. That's why it's shattered.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, and so like just right next to the walkway
and that's it. It's just like a little puff like
and then and then that's it. So obviously, you know,
not huge, but this is sounded made.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Now it's the sound of a meteor hitting hitting the Earth.
That's it. This may be a dumb question, but what's
even made out of like element find minerals, rocks the
same kind of minerals you would find on planet Earth
or what. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Let's see what they got the pig lips and buttholes
more time, what either like uh hot dog pig lips
and buttholes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, because we are we are just all but space
does menace hell? Yeah, you know, I don't know, just
asking whatever survived the atmosphere because you hear about the
ones like oh there, you know there's stuff out there
that's made of diamonds are gold? This weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, this is also a guessing game. Why are they screaming,
I'll I'll give you is this happened in Australia over
the Christmas all a day?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Here's that? Why are they screaming? It's Australia. She's upset
that Santa did not bring her the Stanley mug that
she wanted.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah, we did the pink one with the Bobby leg.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
She just received a French bull dog.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say it's the opposite. She's
not crying because she's sad. She's just excited about a gift.
And I also thought puppy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh see, I think proposal.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Proposal Sammy is now on this today. So there was
a big family thing. Her guy gets down to propose
to her. And why do women act like this? They
act like they are either like they're about to die.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But she probably knew it was coming though most people
seem to like, all right, well yeah, because we went
out ring shopping and well that's what she's talking about.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
It.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I can't you understand what you say, but I believe
she said, you have you pinky promised this wouldn't happen today, right,
But she's going she's the register above human hearings, so
it's hard to tell her.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I got ye as somebody who's been in a marriage
now for going on sixteen years.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
How she reacted, It's fine, it's not that great, you
know what I mean, like.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Were having a good time.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
They literally it's not much so much. You know how
you feel inside Greg when you think about Martin, not
at all.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean, this woman is so excited because she just
won the lottery. Now she can just be.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know, you forget Greg. And I witnessed what he proposing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So yeah, my wife, Yeah, yeah, my wife just found
that video the other day.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, how did you I've never heard the story. I
never heard the story.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So we were doing it was like a big station
Christmas show. Yeah, it was anyway, so like her parents,
she's super close, kind of like Sammy with her parents.
She's mega close to her parents, and so like it
was going to be like important to her for her
family to be part of some way. And so did
it from not like the stage. We were doing like
(18:24):
a broadcast with everybody in this big venue, and and
so I brought her up and then asked her there.
But but I told her mom and dad and got
them set up on streaming so they could listen. She
loved that, like that was like a cool thing for
we got.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, for sure, hold on, you did did you do
a Christmas proposal? But you did a Christmas public proposals?
Christmas public work charmis season kind of thing and leading
up to it. I also thought it'd be good content,
to be honest with you. Yeah, at the time, I
thought that would be good content.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Do you know there's no I don't know, Like what
what is it?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Because like they say, there's no no cool way to
eat a banana?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Like is there a cool way to get engaged?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Like what would be a man? Give it?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Like seed mass?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Like, uh, let's just say for the sake argument that
you were gonna get engaged like a cool guy. You're
a cool, tough guy, the coolest guy. You're the coolest
guy we ever met. So like, how cool guy I
do it?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why would the coolest one?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I tell you I do like and not everybody has
the cyber trucks, so you can't involve that, Okay, I
understand I honestly what I would want to do unless
there were.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
You know, her grandma's about to die or something, right,
I would do it be somewhere like you know, you're out,
You're out somewhere private hiking, and I wouldn't hike, but
you know, somewhere secluded, you know, somewhere that special to
the two of you for some reason. But yeah, I
would not be a public thing whatsoever unless it was
absolutely necessary.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Well unless she's a crazy sports fan. If you do
it on a jumbo tron, the.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Worst, yeah, I wouldn't be with the worst if he's small, intimate.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So I said, By the way, the only cool way
to eat a banana is you smashed the banana with
your fist and then you eat the flesh of the
banana off your knuckles.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, like that's how.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Chuck Norris would do it. I do want to look
cool and I eat that right, that is big. Otherwise,
if you eat a banana, you know the regular way.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
This brings me to another question. How did or who
did propose between you and Mario?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Mario did it and it was right after a Depeche
Mode concert. It was super awesome. Twelve years ago. It
might have been thirteen.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But like, so you guys at this point, are not
getting officially like married.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I don't know, it's out there. Maybe we will, maybe
we won't. It's not necessary. It's not necessary. Are Kirk
rustling Greg legally? Absolutely? Because at this point it would
not be Kurt. It would be a common law thing,
right totally.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So he would still benefit, Like if you guys ended
up breaking up there, he would be entitled to whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, unless I dove on top of it and said
you can't have it, which Greg might do.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What's the situation if you end up in the hospital,
is he like, that's a great power of attorney.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I don't know that.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
It used to be that if you end up in
the hospital. I visited friends in the hospital. That was
never an issue. They never said are you married? But
there's a decision to be made out pulling the plum. Oh,
I'll tell him to just in there to pull the plan.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You might not get to You might not be able
to do that, see Greg, to get that ring, will
to get that rock.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Because he didn't want to spend the money on the
you know, the he had a top. But you said
that's not We said you had a budget a thousand dollars.
I sure did, Yeah, And then you're like, it's like
a billion dollars, then said, we just went away.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It did and it wasn't because of that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I don't know why, Greg, Why don't you be out
to your your family here? Why don't you menace? Couldj
I'll do the Amy can do demorate.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'll do that, absolutely do something like that. I want
to note it for the record. I just said two
seconds ago. It's not a big deal. No, it's definitely
whether you do it or not.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You know, Yeah, it's just just hasn't happened yet. I
don't know. I have a to do list a mile long.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Do you have a living will?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I do not. I've been meaning to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You'll totally do that. You don't know what could happen
today or tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I sure don't.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, let's wrap up going through this weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
That very last clip there, number ninety nine, because I
know we discussed the story earlier in the week, but
this is something maybe the best audio of the year.
Get out of the fires in the LA area. This
is Casey Colvin was around with NBC l A and
Casey lost both of his dogs, not not lost permanently though,
because he was reunited with one and little Pomeraniana.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Because that's what he's scream You're gonna understand what he's screaming.
So as he's back to his.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Home, which has been burned down, he sees his little
palm and he just loves it.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's secret now it's Tigret.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
High Rose, the sil Oh, oh my god, you love, You're.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Love love, scary, scary. Oh, thank you god, NBC, where's NBC?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Liz?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Oh honey, thank you, Oh god, old body. Oh Jane, I.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Thought this talk to them?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Was it is?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm sorry, yeah, thank you for the correction.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Was his other daughter? This is a dude new Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I just want to say it would make more sense
so that that dog was named Tika Tika because it's
not golden. Yeah, it's like a golden Pomeranian brown. Sorry, Casey,
you're crappy at names. And Casey knew kind of knew
a fire was coming, and he went downtown anyway. I
(24:33):
saw an interview with him. He's like, yeah, yeah, I
put callers on them just in case something would go down,
and did yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I say with Casey and I looked him up. I
would think, oh, this is like a comedian or something,
an actor. No, so he's like forty five. How does
he afford a home.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
In that area.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's a couple of people I saw who are like,
oh this is there was some other dude. I'm like,
this guy lived in the Palisades.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It might be one of those. Yeah, inherited, Yeah maybe right, Yeah, Like,
oh he likes there, Yeah, the same thing.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Parents bought the house for twenty thousand, exactly when everyone
lived into Lucally.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
He nicknamed his house like the bomb Shack or something
like that.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah, generation part is.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Which I feel bad that he lost the house. I'm looking,
but you got his dog back. But then he goes
this question, this guy lives like on the beach in Malibu.
His reaction is mild compared to what mine would have been. Well,
my favorite parts. You're scaring him. You're scaring him right
more Wood he shows.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Now what did you do?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
What the wood show?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Right? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Uh, wrapping up, you get the Thursday podcast also the
Highlights podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Posted there at the Woody Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Today on the show, we heard about a guy who
just loves being jail weird times it work, loves it
also got a little conversation of it wasn't that bad.
Like he went into like the sectomy that I got
years ago. Man, I was like a go, this is
gonna suck, and it was so easy. It wasn't that bad. See,
so maybe jail's not that bad. I don't Maybe I
don't ever plan on finding out. But you can hear
(26:09):
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We have a special guest that's going to join us
(26:30):
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half of the Mark and Brian radio show. They're Radio
Hall of Famers. Gina used to work with Mark on
a different station on a different show. Sammy worked with
him when it was Mark and Brian. I've become friends
with him over the last couple of years, and we
always talk about how much fun it would be if
he just came and hung out with us one morning.
(26:52):
It's gonna be a lot of fun, a lot of
ball breaking ish talking with Mark Thompson, but also the
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hello show. All right, well it's another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg, there's menace, Hi, Gina,
we got sea baths? Yes, sammy phones are open eight
seven seven. That's eight seven seven forty four. Text us
(00:25):
over to two two nine eight seven. Let's get right
into this week in audio.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What do you got here? Seabanks?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, we're now luckily getting to the wrap up in
clean up mode from all the wildfire stuff in the
Greater LA area. And of the many people affected, one
has stood out, and that, of course is Spencer Pratt
and Heidi bo Yes, and they have been all over
the ABC shows, Good Morning, American Nightline, et cetera, et cetera,
talking about not only what happened to their home, which
(00:52):
is pretty much gone completely, but how they are getting back.
Like we mentioned earlier in the week by playing Heidie's Yes,
they have music, and here's some more from ABC.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
They're fans, including artists like Flavor Flav rallying around the couple.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Number one in Philippines, that's twelve number ones.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The album Catapultington number one on the iTunes charts.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
The fans support has been such a light and such
darkness for us and it's life changing.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Who knew Howdie Montag was a singer number one? Yeah
h duh, huge of the Philippines apparently so apparently. I
went through her YouTube page and she's got new music
that she just released very recently actually, and this is
her song again she coulna pass.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
For being opportunistic for you know, burned down. I think
how it happened, Like the only shirt like Spencer had
on when the house went down was like from her singing.
So that's how it all they don't they didn't have Like,
that's how it all came together.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Okay, Yeah, So she has a new song, and as
because we are fans and we are supporters of Hawdie
Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're gonna play it on the radio,
get them some more spins, hopefully, get them on charts
and you know, allows or wherever this is a newer song,
go harder, Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
On the airline.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Here's a question.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I just have a question.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
If I listen to this song start to finish, like
on Spotify or whatever, how much how much does she.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Get for that one Spotify? Probably half a cent or so.
What if I gave her one dollar. Can never hear
it the time. I mean, that is not the song
they're pushing. The song they're pushing is actually way better.
Just friends, Britty, what's the what's the song? It's called
I'll do It? It's probably in the system now, probably
(02:46):
because I've been playing it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Worse than Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I agree with you, Greg, we have a song in
here from Heidi Klum. Really, what's what's the name of
the song against.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'll do It? Greg?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
To me, that sound songs like gay bait pretty much.
That is like, Hey, they're gonna play this in the club.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
And it's always a good tactic for any performer just
have a gay fan base.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I know, I know our friends at Zee there, but
what if you gave her a dollar?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That would be an incredible return for her because you
actually only get point zero zero four cents for stream.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, then this this is Heidi Klum Sunglasses at Night. Oh,
I don't know, I'll look this up. Hold on, I
don't know when this came out. I saw it's the
only Heidi we have in the sister.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I love this song. I haven't heard this cover Heidi Klum.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I will my song Glasses.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
A Night so can original definitely better.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This is good produced by your buddy Tiestoe.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Come out like this. It's about a.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Year ye I need this. Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
What is it about the gay They love dancing to
that kind of stuff. It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Getting wasted and dancing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hits just right. That type of music.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well, it's kind of like if you're going to be
giving someone cpr is, it's staying alive. You gotta do
you know, if you're pumping your boyfriend, you got to
use like you know.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's always always that that that rhythm. I guess that
deep house I don't know, but you have a you
have a light, airy female vocal.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
True and like.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What he pointed out, when you're pumping your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Pup.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Pump, finish, yeah and done.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
All right.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This week in audio man is how much are you
ripping out for the new show on t l C
bailing out?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
On the round floor with her on social media and
then she kind of like disappeared. I'm like, what is
going on? But this is what happened. Can some of
us idiots get some.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Bayling was a TikTok star. Yes, her last name due
Pre is that right. Is that bailing something?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There's not.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's a she and she has she has tourette, so
she screams and yells, but she does it in a
funny way. Has evidence tire in the trailer for her
new TLC show Bailing Out Loud.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
My name is Baylan, I'm twenty one years old, and
I have Tourette syndrome.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
In a litto baby waany.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I've seen that checking on social media?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen her before.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Tourette syndrome causes me to have involuntary motor and vocal tics.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
My mom's craps, she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Plane rides are already hard enough.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I have a gun. I have a gun. They're gonna
send us to a back room, all right, Vagina?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, so that sounds so stupid. Who would watch that?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
She got huge on TikTok for how she navigates life
with this issue. I don't care how she navigates life.
I'll be honest. I just think it's funny. The tiny
baby wiener Like I remember when that popped off. It
was huge. I never gone at the airport.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I would never watch it going oh this poor girl.
I would watch it strictly to laugh at it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
There's a reason.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
That's why she's on TLC Home Greg, Sisters and a
Little Good Stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Tell people big world, yes, TLC terrible life choices exactly.
It's the point and laugh channel.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Yeah yeah, and think oh I'm happy with my just
to bring awareness to people who suffer with this.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, not hilarious. I mean, like masket, how do you
get through your day when you're saying stuff like this
in public? Well you need to watch to find out.
Baling out loud this week in audio, I get nice, ladies.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
This is Bonnie Blue came out of nowhere this week
with a new sex record of one thousand and fifty seven.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Men.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I know she's like and she's friends with that other chick.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
We were talking because Lily Phillips also a British OnlyFans lady.
She remember she was getting she was ramping up to
do one thousand million day, but then out of nowhere,
here here comes Bonnie Blue and she gets ten to
fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right, I didn't even know her. Chat like, I
am fine.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Just feels like I've had heavy day in the bedroom,
which is exactly what I've had. I think if it
had continued how it did for the first sort of
three four hours, I would have struggled to it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, that's what she's saying, is it? That's a number one?
How do you feel after one thousand and fifty seven?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Men?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, sore heavy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Day one dude every forty one seconds?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So now is the other chick not going to bother?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I would think she's got to rethink her strategy. Yeah, yeah,
in fifty eight. It's weird because they are friends with
each other from what I know. And yeah, this girl
that came in and stole her thunder nowhere.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's funny because there's there are a lot of photos
and videos of the aftermath, and she just has this
big room I think. I think it's called parquet floors
of a little like the ones in squares, and there's condoms,
wrappers and and towels everywhere. Bonnie Blued at one point
lays down in the pile of used condoms and does
a snow angel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
And here's someone can someone finish in forty one seconds?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Well, there's interviews with some of these guys, and some
of the guys, as I predicted, just couldn't perform, couldn't
get it up right because you're you're just in a
line with a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It all smells.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Here's some of the logistics of how Bonnie managed to
get that many men in the after gangs.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
To start with, it was just like the room was
absolutely full.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Then we did groups of five, like one after the
other of five.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I wanted to give people more time, so then it
went down to like one on one, didn't it so
like one person would watch whilst.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was with somebody, and then it would literally just
be like a rotaping circle like that. Ah well, that
had a planning meeting before. Here's another crazy thing, because
it was this was all over social and they were
like doing these interviews and things like that. They also
have like a house or production house where they do
this and guys just wait outside the front door and
then they want to be picked like just on a
(08:45):
like a regular day too, not when they're doing the
thousand people day.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
And I looked at it and it's like unemployed security
guards is one of the dudes I saw that was interviewed,
And that's.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I wouldn't want to be because I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Forget like the conceptual thing of like, oh I don't
want to be number four hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Just you look at the dudes. You want to go
where that guy just went? Not at all?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, Hey, going back to the girl with the tourettes. Yeah,
somebody's texting overseeing. I love watching the videos of multiple
people with tourettes setting off each other's ticks.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Camp apparently that's the things camp.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I only camp.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, I've met a tourette's person one who in life,
and he wasn't He didn't have fun touretts though, he
just like.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Here's good.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, that's not fun. I want I want to hear
a gun on a plane.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Right, all right, we're gonna have more of the weekend
audio that's coming up next here on The Woody Show,
and right back into it this week in audio.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
If it's next, phillipiece of audio will appeal to what
do you especially this is a road rated rage incident
in Toledo, the video which is coming out this week,
where only if it said that's what's up, well that's
that stars kind of okay, I'm gonna say, like the
road ridge thing I find so pathetic, Well that also pathetic? Yes, agreed,
So what happens this was captured just because it happened
(10:02):
to be right in front of someone's home and they
had a you know, doorbell camera.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They caught the whole thing. So it's all the roads,
all ice.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And these two cars comes you're about to hear, come
sliding to a stop right in front of this guy's home.
And this woman gets out, it starts yelling at the
woman driver of the one vehicle. Now the passenger of
the vehicle in the rear in this case, So yeah,
woman in front comes out to yell at the woman
in back. Passenger is a man in back as well,
and she doesn't like that. He gets out and starts
(10:27):
talking to her, and then this happens.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Let's get out, get out, get out?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
How to answer.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Hands at me?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Drive racy, but my goddamn as, get out of my brace.
So that's Aiken. That's by the way, she's she's only
thirty six, and.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
She sounds like that wo sounds like something got smacked
exactly woody. And again light it's so smart to fight
in public on the streets. So what the guy who
you hear, don't touch my vehicle's he's starting to walk away.
They're like, we don't want to deal with this list
this crazy. So as he turns his back completely to
(11:13):
her upside the back of his head, bad move, because
the man next grabs Katrina and body slams her into
the icy pavement.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Sound like, yes, what sup? That's great?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeh, I don't know what she sca But as he's
got her, he's got her mid air and he's like
hip checking her body slammer.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
As he's doing that, she screams, I think for her man,
she said cooking thought, yeah, and he's wearing like pajama bottoms.
You know, I got a picture of Katrina for you here.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Quite that I want to hear it again, like a
sack of flower. I think, hot, Yeah, she's thirty six,
she has a stupid boob. And next.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I just imagine a beer in her hand constantly, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And again, just one of these people that they assume
that just because like most guys would never put a
hand on a woman for any reason whatsoever, some will.
And if you are walking up to them and smacking
them upside the head, lence kicking some dude and the
balls or what, you think you're just gonna walk away.
That doesn't always work out that way. And when it doesn't,
I don't feel bad for you. No, She's like, I
(12:38):
would never, I would never do it. I love that
this guy did it. I like because I understand. I
understand why he did it. She asked for it, well,
she asked for it. She was assaulting and she made it.
She made a choice, and she did it with somebody
who doesn't feel the same way that I too.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And she's lucky she landed on her you know, backslash shoulder.
I said this one thousand times. Street fights are the
worst type of fight. Just I don't care if you
get called a pussy for the rest of your life.
If she landed on the back of her head or
her neck, she could be dead. And again the guy
was acting in self defense and way low key.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Toledo, Ohio ugly as hell.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
But I think Ohio Loki has some of these stupidest
all these people in the country. If you grab out
Mississippi and West Virginia a lot, and every time I'm
in in and around Ohio, there's the reason that the
gathering of the Juggalos happens there was like West Virginia,
Jason exactly. It's it's secretly very ugly and gross place.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
To Ohio you suck?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well yeah, god, you know what.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey, sorry lady, you messed with the wrong person this
weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, guys, it's the time for the Woody Show original
exclusive game Guess the sound what You can't play because
you know what this is, but the rest of you, folks,
this is the first time ever, first time ever, that
this sound has been captured here.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
It is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
All right, what is that? That is not? Again, that's
not the woman getting slammed in the ground.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Uh, first time it's ever been captured.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Something sound falling to the ground from space.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That I was thinking something on another planet. I would say,
a tree falling in the woods.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Is something not.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Getting right getting its breaking on Mars.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna not to science shame you guys,
but Mars's atmosphere really wouldn't be able to do it sounds.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's why it's funny thought. Yeah exactly, it was called.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, you guys are actually shockingly close. That is the
first ever sound of a meteorite hitting the earth. Wow,
because we see them all the time, of course.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I want to find one. Those are worth a fortune.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's so unimpressively because this was captured on someone's like
ring cam Prince Edward Island, Canada, their home security camera.
So it's outside, so you see the front of the
house and right next to like the flower bed it.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hit there, like walkway. That's why it's shattered.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, and so like just right next to the walkway
and that's it. It's just like a little puff like
and then and then that's it. So obviously, you know,
not huge, but this is sounded made.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Now it's the sound of a meteor hitting hitting the Earth.
That's it. This may be a dumb question, but what's
even made out of like element find minerals, rocks the
same kind of minerals you would find on planet Earth
or what. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Let's see what they got the pig lips and buttholes
more time, what either like uh hot dog pig lips
and buttholes.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, because we are we are just all but space
does menace hell? Yeah, you know, I don't know, just
asking whatever survived the atmosphere because you hear about the
ones like oh there, you know there's stuff out there
that's made of diamonds are gold? This weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, this is also a guessing game. Why are they screaming,
I'll I'll give you is this happened in Australia over
the Christmas all a day?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Here's that? Why are they screaming? It's Australia. She's upset
that Santa did not bring her the Stanley mug that
she wanted.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh yeah, we did the pink one with the Bobby leg.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
She just received a French bull dog.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say it's the opposite. She's
not crying because she's sad. She's just excited about a gift.
And I also thought puppy.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh see, I think proposal.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Proposal Sammy is now on this today. So there was
a big family thing. Her guy gets down to propose
to her. And why do women act like this? They
act like they are either like they're about to die.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
But she probably knew it was coming though most people
seem to like, all right, well yeah, because we went
out ring shopping and well that's what she's talking about.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
It.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I can't you understand what you say, but I believe
she said, you have you pinky promised this wouldn't happen today, right,
But she's going she's the register above human hearings, so
it's hard to tell her.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I got ye as somebody who's been in a marriage
now for going on sixteen years.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
How she reacted, It's fine, it's not that great, you
know what I mean, like.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Were having a good time.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
They literally it's not much so much. You know how
you feel inside Greg when you think about Martin, not
at all.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I mean, this woman is so excited because she just
won the lottery. Now she can just be.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know, you forget Greg. And I witnessed what he proposing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So yeah, my wife, Yeah, yeah, my wife just found
that video the other day.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, how did you I've never heard the story. I
never heard the story.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So we were doing it was like a big station
Christmas show. Yeah, it was anyway, so like her parents,
she's super close, kind of like Sammy with her parents.
She's mega close to her parents, and so like it
was going to be like important to her for her
family to be part of some way. And so did
it from not like the stage. We were doing like
(18:24):
a broadcast with everybody in this big venue, and and
so I brought her up and then asked her there.
But but I told her mom and dad and got
them set up on streaming so they could listen. She
loved that, like that was like a cool thing for
we got.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, for sure, hold on, you did did you do
a Christmas proposal? But you did a Christmas public proposals?
Christmas public work charmis season kind of thing and leading
up to it. I also thought it'd be good content,
to be honest with you. Yeah, at the time, I
thought that would be good content.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Do you know there's no I don't know, Like what
what is it?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Because like they say, there's no no cool way to
eat a banana?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Like is there a cool way to get engaged?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Like what would be a man? Give it?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Like seed mass?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Like, uh, let's just say for the sake argument that
you were gonna get engaged like a cool guy. You're
a cool, tough guy, the coolest guy. You're the coolest
guy we ever met. So like, how cool guy I
do it?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Why would the coolest one?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I tell you I do like and not everybody has
the cyber trucks, so you can't involve that, Okay, I
understand I honestly what I would want to do unless
there were.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
You know, her grandma's about to die or something, right,
I would do it be somewhere like you know, you're out,
You're out somewhere private hiking, and I wouldn't hike, but
you know, somewhere secluded, you know, somewhere that special to
the two of you for some reason. But yeah, I
would not be a public thing whatsoever unless it was
absolutely necessary.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Well unless she's a crazy sports fan. If you do
it on a jumbo tron, the.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Worst, yeah, I wouldn't be with the worst if he's small, intimate.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So I said, By the way, the only cool way
to eat a banana is you smashed the banana with
your fist and then you eat the flesh of the
banana off your knuckles.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, like that's how.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Chuck Norris would do it. I do want to look
cool and I eat that right, that is big. Otherwise,
if you eat a banana, you know the regular way.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
This brings me to another question. How did or who
did propose between you and Mario?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Mario did it and it was right after a Depeche
Mode concert. It was super awesome. Twelve years ago. It
might have been thirteen.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
But like, so you guys at this point, are not
getting officially like married.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I don't know, it's out there. Maybe we will, maybe
we won't. It's not necessary. It's not necessary. Are Kirk
rustling Greg legally? Absolutely? Because at this point it would
not be Kurt. It would be a common law thing,
right totally.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So he would still benefit, Like if you guys ended
up breaking up there, he would be entitled to whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, unless I dove on top of it and said
you can't have it, which Greg might do.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What's the situation if you end up in the hospital,
is he like, that's a great power of attorney.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I don't know that.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
It used to be that if you end up in
the hospital. I visited friends in the hospital. That was
never an issue. They never said are you married? But
there's a decision to be made out pulling the plum. Oh,
I'll tell him to just in there to pull the plan.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You might not get to You might not be able
to do that, see Greg, to get that ring, will
to get that rock.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Because he didn't want to spend the money on the
you know, the he had a top. But you said
that's not We said you had a budget a thousand dollars.
I sure did, Yeah, And then you're like, it's like
a billion dollars, then said, we just went away.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
It did and it wasn't because of that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I don't know why, Greg, Why don't you be out
to your your family here? Why don't you menace? Couldj
I'll do the Amy can do demorate.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'll do that, absolutely do something like that. I want
to note it for the record. I just said two
seconds ago. It's not a big deal. No, it's definitely
whether you do it or not.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You know, Yeah, it's just just hasn't happened yet. I
don't know. I have a to do list a mile long.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Do you have a living will?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I do not. I've been meaning to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You'll totally do that. You don't know what could happen
today or tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I sure don't.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, let's wrap up going through this weekend audio.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
That very last clip there, number ninety nine, because I
know we discussed the story earlier in the week, but
this is something maybe the best audio of the year.
Get out of the fires in the LA area. This
is Casey Colvin was around with NBC l A and
Casey lost both of his dogs, not not lost permanently though,
because he was reunited with one and little Pomeraniana.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Because that's what he's scream You're gonna understand what he's screaming.
So as he's back to his.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Home, which has been burned down, he sees his little
palm and he just loves it.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's secret now it's Tigret.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
High Rose, the sil Oh, oh my god, you love, You're.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Love love, scary, scary. Oh, thank you god, NBC, where's NBC?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Where are you?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Liz?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Oh honey, thank you, Oh god, old body. Oh Jane, I.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Thought this talk to them?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Was it is?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm sorry, yeah, thank you for the correction.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Was his other daughter? This is a dude new Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I just want to say it would make more sense
so that that dog was named Tika Tika because it's
not golden. Yeah, it's like a golden Pomeranian brown. Sorry, Casey,
you're crappy at names. And Casey knew kind of knew
a fire was coming, and he went downtown anyway. I
(24:33):
saw an interview with him. He's like, yeah, yeah, I
put callers on them just in case something would go down,
and did yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I say with Casey and I looked him up. I
would think, oh, this is like a comedian or something,
an actor. No, so he's like forty five. How does
he afford a home.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
In that area.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's a couple of people I saw who are like,
oh this is there was some other dude. I'm like,
this guy lived in the Palisades.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It might be one of those. Yeah, inherited, Yeah maybe right, Yeah, Like,
oh he likes there, Yeah, the same thing.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Parents bought the house for twenty thousand, exactly when everyone
lived into Lucally.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
He nicknamed his house like the bomb Shack or something
like that.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah, generation part is.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Which I feel bad that he lost the house. I'm looking,
but you got his dog back. But then he goes
this question, this guy lives like on the beach in Malibu.
His reaction is mild compared to what mine would have been. Well,
my favorite parts. You're scaring him. You're scaring him right
more Wood he shows.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Now what did you do?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
What the wood show?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Right? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Uh, wrapping up, you get the Thursday podcast also the
Highlights podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Posted there at the Woody Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Today on the show, we heard about a guy who
just loves being jail weird times it work, loves it
also got a little conversation of it wasn't that bad.
Like he went into like the sectomy that I got
years ago. Man, I was like a go, this is
gonna suck, and it was so easy. It wasn't that bad. See,
so maybe jail's not that bad. I don't Maybe I
don't ever plan on finding out. But you can hear
(26:09):
all that if you missed out. It's on Today's podcast,
also Radio's most Immature Game Guests. Whose Guests, Yeah, we
trending news, headlines, entertainment, Birthday's, porn of Birthday in more.
They're on the Thursday podcast Just hit up the woodieshow
dot Com. Tomorrow is Friday, coming up for you Tomorrow.
We have a special guest that's going to join us
(26:30):
in studio. His name is Mark Thompson. He was one
half of the Mark and Brian radio show. They're Radio
Hall of Famers. Gina used to work with Mark on
a different station on a different show. Sammy worked with
him when it was Mark and Brian. I've become friends
with him over the last couple of years, and we
always talk about how much fun it would be if
he just came and hung out with us one morning.
(26:52):
It's gonna be a lot of fun, a lot of
ball breaking ish talking with Mark Thompson, but also the
d U i Q. We got a whole bunch of
stuff that we're going to do to get through the morning,
end the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow Friday, You're
on The Woody Show. In the meantime, Anthony, you got
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