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January 23, 2025 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Woody Show, it's another new out, Insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thursday Morning pre Friday. Rickage, Yes, it's
January twenty third, twenty twenty five. The usual suspects, Woody,
Greg Gore, Hi, miss, what is up? Is here? There's Ginigrass,

(00:25):
Sammy's here.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We got seed Ass phones. They're open eight seven seven
forty four. Woody, you can send us your text over
to two to nine eight seven. Got some of the
trending news headlines coming up for you this hour. Yesterday
was National Hot Sauce Day. It was and instacart. They
released his big report looking at different places and just
based on last year's sales, who uses the most hot

(00:49):
sauce per capita? New Mexico tops that list, Oh, I
see that, Yeah, followed by Alaska and Colorado. Really they
needed Alaska.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I didn't have Alaska on the list.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
No. Now. They also looked at everyone's favorite brands, which
I mean there are many, there's a billion. I don't
know how anybody makes any money other than maybe the
top three. Yeah, you have to sell a ton to
make any money, because they make a ton. Well, dexter
for the top.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, that's what I'm saying no, not even the top three.
It's like brands you never heard of are making millions
of dollars. Yeah, how because there's a billion of the
mouth there.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
There's a lot of people in the world, and people like,
how do you how do you get the awareness?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Dexter from Offspring they have a hot sauce? Okay, so okay,
I get that because you know they've got a well
known Yeah, yeah, they're they're they're famous. What was your
old boss, Adam Carolla? The three rules of making money
on a podcast? Number one, be famous, number two, be famous,
and the number three was be famous.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Ye helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Kind of helps everything, right, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I think the hardest part of having a hot sauce
is a distribution of getting into a store, because yes,
and just awareness trying to get the shelf space.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah. I see places that have a ton of different
hot sauces and just I can't even focus on the
labels because there's a billion of them.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
And they're all like, slap your mama, fight your grandma.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh yeah, exactly. Most of us just go back and
buy the same one. The number one hot sauce is
Franks Yep, number one and twenty eight different states. Number
two Burman's Hot Sauce. It's a popular pick at Aldi's,
so that has something to do with it. Oh, it's
basically a Frank's Red Hot knockoff. But it's just cheaper.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Okay, not familiar. You're but all defen I'll look for
that next time I go.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Louisiana Brand Hot Sauce Chilula, love it, Love it. Texas
Pete at number five. Now, despite the name, it's actually
made in North Carolina and it has been since nineteen
twenty nine. Texas Pete. Yeah, it was one of those
things where some guys sued them for false advertising a
few years back. It's a name they got thrown right out.

(02:57):
Yeah lost. Yeah, go at number six and then top
of Tillo. Yeah, it's to peppering vinegar. It's just straight
like black pepper to me, Like it's just too much
black pepper flavor. And I'm not a fan of black pepper.
Do you like it? I mean I like vinegar, I'm

(03:17):
not a Yeah, vinegar based ones not so good. What
was the thing that you did with hot sauce Menace?
Do we have those clips? Yes, we have them available. Okay,
because you know medicine. Morgan went to that UFC thing,
and so they were they were talking to some of
the fighters. How was that, by the way, was it cool?

(03:38):
Oh my god, I know, like, did it live up
to your expectation? Morgan?

Speaker 7 (03:42):
You have eleven? Oh my god, yes it did, and you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Could be honest, they'll they'll bite you back.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Oh yeah, no, I'm completely honest.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It was.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
I was having out of body experiences.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Tell by some of the posts and the energy in a.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Big stadium for a pay per view event like undescribable.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And Joe Rogan said it was one one of the
best fights he's ever seen. Yeah, so yeah, what was
the highlight Morgan?

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh, it would be the co main event, which was
Morob and Umar was so good. Yeah, Morob was not
expected to win and he was the one with the
belt and he kept it. And yeah, it was just
a crazy fight, so entertaining.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So uh, they were talking to different fighters and they
were doing what questions or something. You were kind of
telling me about this audio that we're gonna hear here. Oh,
this one is actually not with the fighters. This is
at the fan fest. Oh okay, I thought you were
talking to the UFC fighters.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, Morgan was because she knows how to talk to them.
And yeah, so we're interviewing all the people and yeah,
so at the fan fest, we were trying to figure
out like what we would do with the with the fans,
and Sea Bass had this idea that he threw it
out at one of our meetings, so we thought we
would try it out. So it's called hot Shots, where

(04:53):
I will take shots of hot sauce and then ask
the fan a question and then.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, so it's not like you messed up something, got
something wrong, and so the okay, so it's just you.
I just I just take a shot as I'm asking
the person a question, like a shot shot, like oh
yea yeah, yeah, I'm like, I'm like literally drinking out
of the hot sauce. Yeah, I'm assuming there's video of
this somewhere. Oh yeah, okay, all right, so what do

(05:20):
we got here? All right?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
This is clip number one. This is talking to the
first fan at UFC.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
All right, welcome to our new show called hot Shots,
where I take shots of hot sauce and ask you questions.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Mmm, how long you've been a UFC fan?

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Good? Yeah, I'm straight.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Don't trip off me all right, who do you want
to see fighting really bad?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, I love question. What do you see in
the future UFC fighting? I feel like it's one great.

Speaker 10 (05:56):
There's a lot of good pusspects coming on coming, especially
the one that's fights some people.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
It's funny today, you'll be one to watch that.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, hell yeah full yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah yeah, funnier if they didn't know you had taken
the shot.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And that's just how you spoke. So are you taking
one shot before talking to each person or is it
before you question? Yeah? Questions like downing it? How did
you not bar? Did you have?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I started, I started getting dizzy. I started, I felt
like I was drunk immediately.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well yeah, and what what brand of hot sauce was this?

Speaker 8 (06:34):
This one?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Honestly you can find it in every store, but I
cannot pronounce it correct ranks L.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's L. I mean listeners will know it's L. And
then it starts with a Y.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah you've seen the bottle.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, it's in every single store. Do you know what
that is? Why you know?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
You could take old?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You could think? I don't know. Yeah, sounds familiar. Okay,
all right, well here's here's the other person. Mens is
talking to at the UFC Fan Fest before UFC three eleven,
and again he's taking shots, like full shots of hot
sauce before each question.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Here we go, you're what is your fan?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? Absolutely? Man?

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Who's your favorite current fighter?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Max Holloway?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
How's his apps? His abs? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Greg wants to know all his apps?

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Oh, Greg Gory? Oh dude, Max Holloway, you'd love him?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
Man?

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Is he Latino?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, he's wwaying.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
I don't know, a little iffy on that one.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, awesome. Man, all right, I'm worried about myself. All right.
So notice that's the first guy. I got like three questions.
Yeah right, yeah. By this time he got to the
second person, it was like one question.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, I couldn't even stand straight.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Ye, No more multiple questions. How's your butt?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
So the reason I did it over Morgan because you
know Morgan, when she like tried the one Chip challenge,
she ended up getting nude and having diarrhea ar.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Throwing up diarrhea yeah, on the floor of our gross.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Get it out, And so you know, I was like, hey, Morgan,
I'm gonna do this because you know, I don't want
you to ruin your day because this was before the
three eleven events. Okay, so but to answer a question,
I was fine. I mean I felt terrible and like
weird and like lightheaded. But on the drive home is

(08:25):
where it hit me, like later that night, where my
stomach started feeling like a disaster, like craping fire. I
wasn't crapping fire, but I had really bad stomach pain.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, but the Menace is an iron stomach. Yeah, pretty much.
He's a billy goes this brand of hot saze. Like
just how hot is it?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Compare with the red It was pretty hot, definitely hotter
than tapatillo. And you know, like a scale one to ten,
what would you graw? I'll give it it's probably an eight.
But again I'm just I'm drinking it. Drink I got it, Tobasco.
That would be a lot, Yeah, I got it. All right.
So here's another person, Menace drinking hot sauce before asking

(09:08):
questions at the UFC fan fest before UFC three eleven.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
All right, I feel dizzy. That don't feel so good.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
I didn't ask about you.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh I comparely this time because okay, all right, all right,
all right, let's focus.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Okay, how all you been up a UFC fan?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Long story short, So brock Lester after he left w
W went to the UFC and that kind of took off. Yeah,
it's fascinating.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oh oh crap, So what do you Yeah, I answer
you Red?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can I get a picture with you? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Of course, I'm all.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Right, all right, Well you get this isn't going on
five shots total?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh we did, yeah, because it was like three for
the first one, one for the second guy that.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I wasn't even really paying attention. It's kept on drinking
as they were talking.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah, menace. You would take a shot, asked the question.
Then as they're answering, you'd be taking more shots. And
I'm like, wait, hold.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
On to how many? How many total? Do you think?

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Oh for a minute, oh god, at least twenty five
or what?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
God? The whole bottle. Yeah, that's the part I don't understand. Anyway,
we took to the video and it started spitting out
of my mouth. Almost got on Morgan, like, I just
I just I don't. I don't enjoy things that are
just too yeah, like when it's it becomes not enjoyable,
like a little bit of heat's good. Yeah, it's fine.
But it's great freak show. But my gun and I

(10:33):
did that.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
This hot sauce is definitely like, just to put it
in perspective, hotter than like a jllapeno pepper. Yeah, that's
like twenty five hundred to eight thousand on Scoville and
his is like nine thousand.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, it was damn it was hot.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
We had no water or anything else, so he was
just raw.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You're not supposed to wait, you're not supposed to drink
water rights hot yeah, the coats Oh yeah, water, they say,
intensify because only do milk or something. And then eventually
after we stopped recording, what did I do moregag?

Speaker 11 (10:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I way back to liquor store and bought a ghost.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, basically chugged a ghost anything.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Drink make it worse, just to balance me out so
I can get my head back balance.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Minus is a crazy man.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
The more I hang with him outside of work, I'm like, wow,
he really is like that.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
All right, well, menace, nice work as here, you made it.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Then just in time the wood, he shows that.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Dumb ass contests and today's dumbas contest is the.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
Craiglist price is right, all.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Right, Craigslist price is right. I have all these different
things that are being sold on Craigslist. I have the
ads here. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go
through these and I'm gonna tell you about one of them,
and then, uh, what's gonna happen from there? I'm gonna
ask somebody here in the studio to give me a
bit how much do they think these items are being

(11:52):
sold for? Give me a price, Craigslist price. And then
if you're on the phone and you guess it's higher
and it is, winner, that's all you gotta do. Higher
lower than the price the bid that was given here
in the studio. And that's how this works. Eight seven Wood.
He is the number. And we're gonna go right to
the phones and let's say hello to Amber. Good morning, Amber,

(12:16):
Hi Amber, good morning, good morning. All right, So Craigslist
price is right. The first item today definitely is an
item for Sea Bass, Sea Bass. It's a mister Beast
game T shirt.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
A T shirt. Now they gave everyone jerseys that they
were supposed to return.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, some people make the stolen once says this is
a new still in sealed bag shirt that says mister
Beast Game size medium adult, great for teams.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
This is actually the thing for Greg, because you're the
only guy I know who's watching this.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Yeah, I'm watching it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
It's very well. Did you get one of these when
you were there?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Now that's a squid game style, says mister Beast Game.
I have an actual Beast Games t jersey, blue jersey.
They asked you to turn it back in, but you
didn't because you're a rebel. Yeah, hell yeah, question. Oh,
it's not fully released yet. All the episodes I watched
three of.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think it's two at a time.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
I believe AnyWho anyway, how much crappy and maybe even
knockoff bootleg. So I'll go with thirteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Thirteen dollars, Amber, do you think the actual Craigslist price
is higher or lower than thirteen dollars?

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Higher than lower than thirteen dollars? You said it was
a Beeft game jersey or T shirt.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
T shirt. He stalled the jersey, But what they're selling
on craigslist is the T shirt.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
It doesn't look official by any means.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, he can, he can ask thirteen dollars, but I
think it's gonna go for lower.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Lower, all right, well, the actual Craigslist price is five dollars.
All right, congratulations, Amber, Hang on one second, we'll get
all of your information for sciate. You listen to The
Way Show's say hi too tiny, good morning. All right,
since your name is tiny, let's go with the tiniest

(14:07):
person here in the room. If you find something good
for sam Uh, well, there's a couple of good ones
for Sammy. Okay, uh, let's see. Let's go this one.
Someone's selling eighty three tampons, oh specific, unopened, Sammy have
a heavy flow or something. No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's just a chick thing. And to use this tamp yeah, yeah,
do you not use tamps? I do use Okay, well.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
There you go, and you and you might know like
how much eighty three might go for now it looks
tampacs and they're just all random and loose.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
The cardboard ones.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
I don't know, they're the wrapper, they're in the rampers.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
But the cardboard ones are much cheaper than the others.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yes, yes, says tamp PACs. And then eighty three tampons unopened,
which is very important.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Now imagine putting car in your butt.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
That's that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
All right, So how much?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I will say, twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Twenty five bucks for eighty three tampons. What do you
think you're tiny? You think it's higher or lower? I'm
gonna go lower lower. Actual Craigslist price a bargain. Eighty
three tampons for five dollars.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Oh wow, I don't know all those tampons.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Instead of flipping real estate, just flip tampon, Yeah, flip
tamps All right, tiny, congratulations, Hang on one second, we'll
get your information to contestants. Two winners, you guys. Cool,
Let's go to Curtis. Hey, good morning, Curtis. Morning, guys,
good morning. Let's see here it's a dog. Let's see,

(15:48):
uh Greg, finally, finally it's a third one. I know
it was three too many? Okay for sailing Craigslist. Wine
bucket with cup holders. Okay, so what do you think
you don't like couches with cup holders? This is wine
bucket with it's a stand. It's a it's a wine
bucket that's on the stand. You can see like in
a in a restaurant, right, but it has these two

(16:10):
arms that come off the sides and you can hang
your wine glasses from him. Let me show you the
picture first.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Not a little tack. It looks like an animated like
Pixar character.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's like what a motel is trying to be upscale. Yeah, oh,
that's it, says, A very nice wine buckets stand with glassholders,
excellent condition, stainless steel so it won't rust. Perfect for
romantic evenings with loved ones. We've got some nice use
out of it on our deck watching the sun go down.
We bought it, Greg, We bought it at an antique

(16:44):
store a couple of years ago in Minnesota. Yeah. The
stand is a little over twenty six inches tall. Can
I take a photo one more time?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
To ask you?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I have had this problem because I've been in a
Cabernet kit recently. Yes, is what do you use for
a coaster, if anything at all with a wine glass?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Nothing. You don't need a stem glass. You do not
need a coast.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
What if you get a little bit at it on
the side and you don't even it dribbles down and
then you've got to stay on your.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Club right your mouth. No coaster for a stem glass.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
They do have a little coaster type things for bottles.
I've been using pieces of Amazon boxes is that?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
What do you think of that? Greg?

Speaker 6 (17:19):
I do have a wine collar for the bottle. Okay,
for this particular item.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Forty dollars. Forty dollars, Curtis, do you think the actual
Craigslist price is higher or lower than forty dollars?

Speaker 8 (17:33):
I'm going with higher higher.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Actual Craigslist price ninety dollars.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
You got to be kidding.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Good luck with dollars. All right, Well, congratulations Curtis, you
are a winner. Thank you, guys, and we appreciate you
listening to the show. Hang on one second, all right,
let's go to Isaac next day. Good morning, Isaac, Hey,
good morning. Like Menace is really left? Ye?

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Well, funny little guys, see something good. Let's see anything good?
Pound we since we're in the home decor, then yep,
for sale. Corn stool. Corn stool. Now it's a stool
like you'd sit on a stool with corn. It brand

(18:23):
new condition corn stool from home goods. No cracks or
chips anywhere on the stool, no delivery. You got to
pick it up. Now are we talking, would man? Yeah,
it looks like it's some kind of yeah, synthetic material.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
From your home goods.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, now you know when you order like a sign
of corner the cob like that little kind of like
barrel sized chunk. It's that but stool size? How cool
would that be?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Greg taken out of it?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, looks like isn't that cool? You know what would
be for me? That's a cool stool.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
I put out of my man cave.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah, that belongs on team not at home goods?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yes, terrible. What do you think menace corn stool? Yeah,
totally figure out the dimensions on it. Stool sized, yeah,
size with stool, yeah, but I don't know if it's heavy,
if it's light. Uh, let's go with twenty five dollars.

(19:26):
Twenty five dollars, Isaac. Do you think the actual Craigsist
price is higher or lower?

Speaker 13 (19:32):
That's tough.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I'm wondering what your bid would be. If it was
heavy heavier, would be like thirty. I'd probably go fifty.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Is that a weighted stool?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, the weight of it. You take the price that
you would save for the lighter one, all right, and
then you take the price for the heavier one. You
average it out.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Can you fill it with sand and water?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Because if it was if it was heavy, like a
solid piece, then it would be more luxurious.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Like if it was a carved oakens quality.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, what are you not understanding, Isaac? Higher or lower?
I want to say lower lower actual Craigslist price, dude,
home goods. I don't know what they sold it for
with this guy is reselling it for two hundred and twenty.
It must be so heavy it must be solved. Then

(20:23):
is it gold leaf? It's calm? Is it k It's
called greg? You know this more than anybody weight equals costs?
Sorry about that, Isaac. Let's go to uh, let's see
how about Christopher?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Christopher?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hey Christopher, what's up? All right? Let's see Gina grad Yeah,
you like all those Idaho prison inmates. This is a
prison phone panel. Never use Viking K fifteen hundred and
six A vandal resistant phone panelist Lots of useful purposes

(21:02):
and applications that this could be used for. For any
specs just look up Viking K fifteen hundred and six
A and you can see the specs. And let's see
here you can also see the original price. I could
also be used for a cool up scale. Are sorry?
A cool up cycle project?

Speaker 5 (21:19):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Some people actually use these for guitar pedal projects cool,
so like just stayless steel.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Oh my god, it's a it's.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
A payphone chord with the receiver and that's it. And
then and then that panel that's there, you know that
you would use to hang it up.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
That's not as exciting as I don't know, literally a
payphone and a chord with a little like metal attached.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But no phone, it's just the receiver they make. They
make a guitar pedal, I mean, or just buy a
guitar pedal. But what if you want it to look
like a phone panel?

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, you know that everybody will do because guitar pedals
you can see those from the crowd.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
It doesn't look like much. It's pretty specific.

Speaker 10 (22:04):
Let's say, I don't know, somebody's probably pretty proud of
this though.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Let's say forty Did we give her the price that
it sold for originally?

Speaker 8 (22:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Yeah, should be?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Is that fair?

Speaker 5 (22:13):
She said? Forty that's because we.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Have the information. Well, I'd love to know two hundred dollars.
If you bought it new, it would be two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm sticking forty bucks, all right, Christopher. Do you think
the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than forty dollars.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Let's go higher higher.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Actual Craigslist price forty five dollar?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, to both the job buddy bit.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
All right, Christopher, congratulations, you are a winner on the
Craigslist price is right.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Chriss phone the anti suicide cord on top jail phone.

Speaker 12 (22:50):
Excuse me, this weird cord is on top of the box.
You can't hang yourself, so you can't just like the
phone around your name. Wow, everything today.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, look, if you're in prison, you want to
do it, do it?

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Show you what I mean?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
You know what, are you trying to be an encouraging
friend getting crap?

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm going to make a decision on their own life,
Like why are you putting in somebody on suicide watch?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah? Exactly depends on what they're in for. Maybe, you
know what I mean, if you're into like murder, rape
or whatever, then fine, like you put you put them
in the cell that has the ones that you can
hang yourself with.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Maybe they have a list of people that you might
be interested in knowing more about.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, and then they decide, you know what, I'm just
going to commit suicide.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And by the way, I'll show them. Yeah, just so
you know, manas those stools, we have a text year
six two six. Those stools are super trendy. They come
in all shapes. They have oreos, donuts, fruits, and martini shapes.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, we're about to get five of these for the
office now.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, it works. Need some oreo joints. Well, congratulations to
our winners. That's the Craigslist prices, right more, what the
show's coming up? What do you show back back.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
In a few You're right back, boys, Human money drinks, Boys,
Penis money drinks.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
These are a few breaks favor things. These are the
things that I only need. Yeah, what are the power
rankings on that? Yeah? Good question, Boys, Penis money drinks
power rank I'm kind of like in the same yea.
Sometimes it's the companionship. It's not always about the D grade.
Calm down, bro, money drinks. Yeah, let's go money. Yeah,

(24:37):
let's go Okay, so money number one.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Then we'll go boys. That sounds so wrong. And then
and then uh, I'm neglecting drinks. Let's go money drinks.
Boys drinks?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
All right? Good to not alright? Good enough? So we
did the because this price is right and there are
some other things that are being sold online. You know,
President Trump signed the order this week that delays the
TikTok band for seventy five days, but in the meantime
still not available on the app Store because the legal
experts they're not sure what could happen if he changed
his mind or if the next president would try to

(25:18):
find companies retroactively. Oh, they could be on the hook
for billions, which is why Apple and Google they're not
risking it. They're just waiting it out to see how
the whole thing plays out. Yeah, now you can use
TikTok if you already had it on your phone, but
you can't download it. Interesting, but let's say, Gina grad,
you must have a phone with TikTok on it, despite

(25:39):
the fact that you haven't this entire time, right, But
now all of a sudden, you just have to have
them when you're in luck because people are listing their
old phones on eBay that already have the TikTok app
on them. Wow, and nobody's buying them because they're being
sold for crazy amounts of money, Like there's a bunch
of them that are listed for around two thousand dollars. Pathetic.

(26:00):
Some as high as twenty five thousand. Well it's I
saw one for fifty. It'd be pathetic if there were
bids on them, but like nobody's buying them all. Thank
I mean that just started.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
People are watching the bids on it. And it's not
just because oh they're obsessed and they have to be
on TikTok. It's you know, maybe somebody that had a
business and for some reason, I don't know why, their
app is gone off their phone and they were selling things.
They need access to TikTok. That's why they would spend
so much money to purchase.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
But to get the app, your phone already has to
be activated under somebody else's name. So if I bought
the phone, that's a your had one of your old phones,
it's all set.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Up well, you can use it, you can use it
on Wi Fi and then you can log into your
thank you TikTok account.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
But you'd already have TikTok on your phone if it
was part of your business. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, But I'm just saying like, for some reason the
app disappeared from your phone, You lost your phone, You
lost your phone, and you need to run your business
that you might make a lot of money on.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're gonna need access. So I know you can't up
or update anything because my son uses for his video
editing closet cap cut and we couldn't do the There
was an update available, but you couldn't do it because
they're owned by byte Dance, which ones. Yeah, so it's
not available in your region, country, whatever it was. So

(27:17):
even if you lost your phone, even if you had
a backup on your phone, like on the cloud, it
wouldn't allow you because even though you already had the app, Yeah,
it still probably wouldn't download to your new phone. Correct.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yeah, don't most apps though, transfer over like when you
get a new phone.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
But it will, but I think it transfers through the
app store like I think it still like says okay,
we're gonna put and downloads it from it pulls it
from the app store. I'm also looking at desktop works
totally fine, right, menace that I haven't looked into because
that's also not Apple or Google good web browser. Yeah,
those those two they're worried about. Maybe some retroactive I

(27:55):
assume because that actually Von uses the desktop way more
than I do. Yeah, so I'm.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Assuming you're desperate to get on it, and you can
do it on the desktop. Just do that, desperate.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Sure the the business side, if you're a business, I
get it. If not, and then you're you have issues.
If you simply must have it, eBay, you could be
yours for about two grand for all those.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
People, Sorry for all those people that loved cap cut,
which I never used. I like using a thing called
light cut that might be a good good one to use.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Now they spelled l I g h T or is
it like some kind of like l I t e
l y T is l i t that's the thing
people tell you about something you go on there like you.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Never find it like l y I l y i
t e. Yeah, it's light actually with its light like
a light bulb cut.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
We're gonna take a quick break now that we've gotten
TikTok all figured out for you, just in case this.

Speaker 13 (28:53):
And we are.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Good morning to you, and thank you for being here.
Give us some of your valuable time today. Myname is Woody.
That's Greg Gorner right there. Menace is here, what is
there is Sammy? And Sea Mats is here? Good morning, Seabot, Hello,

(29:14):
and today in audio, what do we have?

Speaker 13 (29:16):
Well, everyone's been making fun of my mayor Philadelphia. It
is such a it's such a great clip, is the
I should say, the honorable Cherrelle Parker.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Now, a lot of folks have just.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Been playing her doing the Eagles chance for menace. Let's
say you know j E T jets, Let's go jets.
Let's say you were to do something similar for the
Philadelphia Eagles. How did that go?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
There? We go E A G E L E S
L Eagles without trying to chant, to just write it down?
See if you what? What? What are we doing? What
do you want me to write?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Did not grow up in a suburb of Philadelphia? We're
as shrill Parker did, and she's looking the.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Mayor of the city. Okay, but whether you grew up
there or not, yeah, grow up in E A G
A L E s huh yeah g A that's the
Spanish vers I did grow up in all Spanish neighborhoods.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Now, uh.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Not all folks have been playing that clip and making
fun of her, But a lot of folks haven't been
playing the preamble. To guess, maybe there's some some context
to the mayor, she was doing a peprelly for the
last game, and this is how that went to.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
If you are catching Septa and Mass Transit, just get
on mass Transit and get there. But making it to
our Philadelphia Eagles game on today is essential. Thank you
all so very much. And we now want to take
some we want to take some questions. Any well, listen,
we've got to do this. Let me hear you all

(30:49):
saying he ow g s s.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Yeah, let's go first issue Elvis even worse than manners.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, all right, l G S on today. If you
go on today, what you say.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
If you're an English speaker day now ge.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
S exis?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh yeah, el I like how she said shout out
to Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Now that being said this, I thought when I first
saw this, hephrodounced that right right, I thought, oh, wait,
isn't this an old thing.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It was a year and a half.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Ago chick at the bar that Fox twenty nine was
out of the bar and this couple said this, Uh huh,
you're looking great? Birds?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No birds? Yeah, why is it so hard?

Speaker 8 (31:44):
It's hard.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
It's a really hard word.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, And it's not like it's not in a song
that you chanted every game.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Oh wait it is, and again even if it wasn't,
it's the word Eagles.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What's the water join fun? All right, Well that's it
Donezo Finito calling it a day Thursday Woodie Show in
the books. We got the podcast of course, full show podcast,
Everything Nuts the Bolts, and the Highlight podcast just about

(32:16):
fifteen to thirty minutes of all of our favorite stuff
from that day's show. Again, you can get that going
to the woodieshow dot com. On today's show, it was
just a hot Sauce day, and so Menace and Morgan
they're at these UFC events all the time, and they
knew that the Hot Sauce Day was coming up, and

(32:37):
so they did the whole thing where Menace was taking
the shots of the hot sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hot shots.
He hasn't pooped right since. Also, the trending news headlines
got a little update on the things that people are
sending over, what Morgan should do, her dare for dollars,
trying to get her nose job done, and also the
dumbass contest Craigslist price is right, That and more all

(32:58):
on the Thursday podcast. Let's just go to the woodieshow
dot Com you guys tomorrow. He is Friday and coming
up for you tomorrow. We have the d y Q
Friday fail stories and we have something new for you guys.
Our friend. His name is rich DeMuro. He is a
tech expert. He's got a nationally syndicated like tech show

(33:21):
all about like different gadgets and apps and everything that
we should know about. He's going to join us tomorrow
for our very first go around of rich on Tech.
He was just out, I know you're not a big
Samsung person menace, neither am I. But he was just
at the big rollout this week for yeah, for the
new Samsung stuff, so he'll cover that. He's got some
other stuff too. He's even got a food tip for us. Yeah, Ritchie,

(33:46):
rich on Tech. That's tomorrow. Anything we can do to
get through the morning end of the weekend as quickly
as possible. It's happening Friday here on The Woody Show.

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