February 6, 2025 • 31 mins
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two two nine eight seven And I like that.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
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Speaker 8 (01:22):
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Speaker 7 (01:23):
Ain'tient tire trying to strike a chord?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And it's probably a minor best of seven today and uh,
we were talking about this in the office, songs that
just maybe have an aged well.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Especially in comparison to kendrickmar right there, who he just
won five Grammys for that song. He's playing the super
Bowl and the song is primarily about hey, Drake, stop
messing with underage girls, allegedly.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Allegedly, And they said, you probably won't be allowed to
play it at the super Bowl because that would be
a good prop.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But it's totally like double entendre a minor yeahever. Yeah,
I know if you you were last summer, you heard
that song everywhere. Again it's the super Bowl, I still do. Yeah,
oh sure that euphoria. But that song again against hooking
up with underage girls, flies in the face of decades
of music which has been looking uprage girls.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So what we're gonna do here? Sea Bass has a
list for us.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
These are seven songs, so best of seven that all
have not really aged well over time. Now, it doesn't
mean they're not good songs. Like there's a number of
songs on here that so you're pro these songs they
might be it might be great song. Okay, Like this
is the first This first song that we're gonna that
we're gonna talk about is a song that I like.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I've said this a number of times.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I'm not really a lyrics guy, so unless it's unless
it's pointed out and I go, or it's super super obvious,
but like, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Cover, Yeah, so you're the composition.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like. I like the melody, I
like the the hook, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah, first songs.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm not a chick, so I'm not really under lyrics.
But anyway, so what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
We're gonna have the seven songs, and then we have
to pick out each one of us from the seven.
The best of seven are four biggest offenders. Okay, which
ones we think are.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
The worst of the worst. So this one's classic. Although
it is hard to miss the message of this song
from Winger Winger seventeen, which you can argue, well, maybe
(03:41):
he was writing this, yeah, like when he was seventeen
and a half, when he was sixteen, but yeah, but
daddy says she's too young.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
For me.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That argument the world. Tomorrow's her eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah, that should have been in the second verse, should
be eighteen, So it wasn't the first party.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Did they say I'm only seventeen?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
He says, she's only seventeen old.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yea, oh god it see this is legal.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
You should go away.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
My dad says it's a bad idea, all right, soteen
year old girl is like really good at sex by
the way, to the point that she's bragging like there.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'll never find out.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
It's funny minute. Yeah, how you catch You're not going
to catch up in this set.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Let me ask you a question, how does Sea Bass
know that seventeen year olds are not good?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Well?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Because that's a good question. I thought about this when
I was pulling these songs. I have never had any
kind of sexual contact with because I didn't really thanks
to being a homeschooled and in an all boys weird Yeah, yeah,
I never talked to or hooked up with a girl
who wasn't ever eighteen high five.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I hooked up with a fifteen year old. I was fifteen.
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Nice also hooked up with a fifteen year old and
you were fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, so I can't say, like, if you've you hooked,
you hooked somebody up to a lot of detecer.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Have you ever slept with a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would have to say yes recently, No, not recently,
but I was a fifteen year old.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I can claim totality, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
So best of seven songs? Songs did not have have
not aged?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:16):
This next one is Benny Mardona is Into the Night
and this was a This was a certified hit actually twice.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Three one seven just texted over before we even mentioned
the name. They go, you gotta mention this one. Yeah,
Bennie Madrona.
Speaker 12 (05:28):
One sixteen years on the field playball.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
People are alone.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
They said, this guy don't do it. Don't by the way,
he's in his.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Third I mean the hook on this song is awesome. Yes,
I remember this, like I remember the hook.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
D office and this would play.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I was like in the car with my mom,
but I.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Remember the beginning of that song.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I mean, who doesn't remember if you were alive, like
in a kid in the eighties, you know, early nineties,
like there were always the radio stations that had like
the love songs, Oh yeah, Delilah or whatever, like there
were no you didn't have the internet yet, you didn't
have you didn't you didn't have distraction like that, So
that you would put something like, uh, you know, you'd
be listening around to the radio stations and you'd be
doing long distance or not long distance, like love dedication.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
Dedicating this song too.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Well, maybe this is only WRIN performed in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You know, maybe it was.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Maybe it was the song that was playing where you
had your first kiss. Oh that was it was the
soundtrack to the moment wherever you were. You know, if
you just get rid of the first verse, it's a
fine song.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, it's a great song.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You know, fly away with you love you Forever.
Speaker 13 (06:49):
Aren't They had a magic carpet during the song.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
So there's the thing that the thing that really kills
this song is they produced a music video for that song,
which was like the year before MTV. You can find
it out mine it is and it's a thirty four
year old man like knocking on a front door of
a sixteen year old girl and the dad's like, get
the hell out of here, and he's like, but what
if I stay carrying your window?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Who's the Yeah anxiety?
Speaker 10 (07:22):
It son.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Separated by pools.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Don't they just gonna understand this?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
I want to ask you if you think it is cool,
I'll come pick you. I'll drive over to the school
and we'll go for us in the park.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I think he later tried to rewrite history and say
this is from her point of view. No, no, it is not.
Look watch the Muse video. It's all him creeping on her.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
This song is so notorious that Adam Carolla when we
used to do this all the time. This segment, this
would make end up in the statutory rock segment.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, see seven oh two, texting over I love these songs.
I had no clue what the words ye ruined? All right,
So number three, best of seven songs.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It didn't age.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Well, great name Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Yes again,
big hit classic young Girl?
Speaker 14 (08:28):
Okay, afraid, I don't think I know the song? Oh wow,
(08:52):
he knows it. Wos you get out of my mind?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Fault come out and say it though he just said
he I'm about to do something.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, but he says, young girl, I.
Speaker 13 (09:09):
Mean my love for you is way out of lie.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Saying he didn't act on it. He's just obsessing.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
About Oh no, but I didn't specify. Well, yeah, he
didn't much too young.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
A parent could be fifty and she could be thirty
better Run Girl, Yeah yeah, Young Girl could be ninety.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
My hips been a little rapiere exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Best the seven songs that have aged poorly. This one
is a.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Deeper cut from the Rolling Stones and it's all buried
in the mix. But it's called Stray Cat Blues. But
listen for a specific age that Mick Jagger points out.
Speaker 15 (09:51):
There.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
It is fifteen yet blu.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It doesn't want the idea.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I don't need it again, clearly fifty.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Take your word for what song is this?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Stray Cat Blues by Rolling Stones don't need dry D
plausible deniability.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yet it's not a capital crime.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The officer she told me she was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, but on check day, Yeah yeah. Songs that have
aged poorly best of seven.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
And this is one from the Chili Pepper is called
Catholic schirl school Girls rule again. Catholic school Girls rules
through the older albums, Freaky STYLI and the lyrics themselves
aren't terrible. It's just like, hey, Catholic school Girls bro
half fast. But I'll tell you why this is an awful.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Song after you hear some of it, Alright, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, Catholic school Girls rule.
Speaker 16 (11:14):
Mother, don't know that sounds like it sounds like a
song that Trey Parker and Matt Stonewell for an episode
of South Park going down.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
To the City Walk Kea singing.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Is back early when Chili Peppers are more punk bands.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
It definitely sounds like a joke like Timmy Yeah underground.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So why this is so terrible? This this, this Chili
Pepper song would have I've just been forgotten. No, it's early,
you know. Well except in two thousand and four, when
Anthony Keatis wrote his biography, he told us that the
origin for Catholic school girls Rule was when he was
twenty three on tour in Louisiana, he looked up the
fourteen year old Well, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
His girlfriend of ye modern day is like a toddler.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She's I think what nineteen I believe?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
And he not only says that sixteen, he tells the
whole story like she went backstage when he was twenty
three again fourteen. Didn't find out she was fourteen until
the next day when they proceeded to do it again.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
After no would know if Anthony Ketas had write it down.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He wrote it down in two thousand and four.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
And then he said, the inspiration for Catholic school schoolgirls rule.
Oh terrific, and then he yeah, thanks, way to go, Anthony.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, all right, So best of seven songs that have
aged poorly. This is a song number six. This is
a song from Kiss that they play a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Actually it wasn't a radio hit, but it's called Christine
sixteen sixteen I'm.
Speaker 15 (13:00):
Doing but what you come out of school that day?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
That's the thing. I think Kisses a bunch of creeps. Anyway,
I've already thought they were creepy, like Shocked Simmons.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
But isn't it crazy that Gene Simmons, And plus they
have never done drugs.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
It straight, that's allegedly allegedly. And they played that song,
by the way in twenty twelve on Letterman and the.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Lyric again coming out of the school bait.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
You look.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right? The best of seven last one.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
This is a deep cut, as if they all aren't
deep cuts from Ted Nugent. But it's about but it's
about as explicit as we get. Jailbait.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Okay, all right, Ted Nugent, jail bait. First there, I
(14:33):
don't care if you're just thirteen. Oh god, you look
close enough you look.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
To be true.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I just know you're probably clean.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh my god, listen to it.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Well he did say only a matter of time, so
maybe he's willing to wait until she's say matter of time.
Speaker 16 (14:54):
He's going to wait.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
People went out and bought that album until it turned
it out all right?
Speaker 6 (15:02):
So those are the seven songs that we have to
choose from to pick our four biggest offenders.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Now, can we have a seven way? Time is.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The biggest event.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So what I'll do, I'll go around the room during
the break and I'll get everybody's votes, and then we'll
have the the top four based on everybody's votes, the
worst defenders, not like, oh that's the hottest. One's changed
a couple of lyrics, Yeah, yeah, five six two texting
over what about the police song don't stand so close
(15:35):
to Me?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Got that in the list here for Yeah. This is the.
Speaker 18 (15:40):
Subject of school friend. She wants so bad, knows what
she wants to be inside, there's long discoolsive she's so close.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
So include this because you do the math because it's
about underage stuff. But Sting is not saying I want
to do underage stuff. He's describing a scenario away from me.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, it's for a friend.
Speaker 17 (16:20):
The teacher.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
The student has the hots for the teacher, but the.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Teacher also kind of like, oh, I see what's going
on here. Is not saying I'm the teacher. He's saying
I'm observing this situation right, he's in the bushes. That's
why I don't put it in the.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
List, because he's not saying, yeah, this is a good idea.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
What about father figure father from a Michael that I
thought that would for sure be on the list.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
That's more of a like a protective sentiment, is it?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Because the lyrics say, but some love can be mistaken
for crime.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Well, break if you have, if you haven't a bit,
which one do you think was the worst defender out
of all that you could text over to ninety seven.
We'll have the top four list next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
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Speaker 1 (17:15):
Kelly's new alternative, The Woody Show, Pretty Pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I got to talk.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
All right, Well, the results are in. We went over
a best of seven lists. Sea Bass ran us through
the songs that he put up for nominations, songs that
haven't aged well based on a conversation that we were
having in the office.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And the votes are in. These are the four biggest defenders,
the four bangers. I mean again, some of these songs
are good songs.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Yeah, another point if you just.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Ignore, you know, the lyrical content, just the message.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah, all right, honorable mention by the way to Sublime Sublime,
wrong way. Yeah, someone texted that over and I forgot
because we play like the censors or.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
She was like, oh, if you look at that song,
he's twelve years old then to Marshall be a whore, right,
but then what he describes doing with her is yeah,
inappropriate at best.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, all right, so songs that haven't aged well, so
honorable mention to that now number four on the list
before I get to number four, honorable mention too, And
it was it was very close, but honorable mention was
that close to Rolling Stones, Drakhat Blues.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Just barely missed being in that top four. But it
was yikes, yeah, okay, good it was. It was close.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
But at number four of the worst defenders, winger seventeen,
as Menace put it so clearly said.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Yeah he's quoting her.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah she's only seventeen. Can take on.
Speaker 14 (18:55):
How many chicks danced to miss on like a yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
That's a number four number three according to the votes,
Ted Nugent's jail.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Base doesn't care o'kare for thirteen look too good to
be true. You're probably clean.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I gotta think about me, you know, I'll put good
money on your cleanliness.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, probably all right.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
So then the number two biggest offender songs that didn't
age well over time the creeps in Kiss school.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That day, Christine who's sixteen.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah, they got to happen because I was a member
of Kiss.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm just hanging out outside school, right, hello, Kiss.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
That's really good. And Gene Jesus, is your all thirty
when you wrote that song?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now, I mean years, but I've always been a younger song.
I would say they're old souls.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
The younger so in fact, I was the first person
to ever have an old soul? And why do you
sing like a little bit different?
Speaker 13 (20:15):
Away?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
And then the number one vote get her from everyone
here in the room, all the songs that we had
to choose from the song that got the most votes
as being the one that aged the worst. Benny mardonis
Into the Night six. I figured this begin that at
(20:38):
Time Life Yes.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, Judy from Time Life Books.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah, the classic to compact, but order now.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Timeline Music po Box one three six five.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Edison, New Jersey, White Plains, New York, Yeah, White Plains,
New York.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Steve Bass is right, you gotta look up the music
video for this.
Speaker 13 (21:02):
There's a Magic Carpet.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
It deserves to be the top spot because he's even
admitting people are telling me stop it.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
But they're stupid. They don't know, they don't understand the
guy who made this girl that I'm stalking.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
He's dumb, like boring protective father.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
But in fact, that song charted twice, both when he
originally released it in nineteen eighty and then he had
like a best of in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
He's given the people what they want, right to him.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
I thought Benny looked way different. He looks like a skeleton.
He looks like a lady.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I thought he was the mom of.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The of the Chick.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He's like a lady.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
He's got like straight, long, longest black hair.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
What who does he look like?
Speaker 9 (21:44):
He kind of looked well, it could be a Ramone, Sammy,
You're not gonna like this, but he kind of looks
like the Olsen Twins.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I thought he was the mom in this music video.
You watch it without the audio.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, he kind of does it so it kind of
looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Yes, like an he's got dunk, sunken, dark eyes, cheekbones.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
It definitely looks like a murderer of some sort.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
And his hair, You're right, man, his hair is like
feathered like a lady would be. Yeah, my mom would
kill for that hair. And he's calling her on the phone,
like from a payphone.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Was right, You can't trace it again.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Watch it without the audience. Is the mom and tell
me that's not the mom.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
He might be wearing lipstick, well probably.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
It looks like he for sure has makeup on, even
like foundation, and.
Speaker 13 (22:37):
He is fancy.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
It's like the mom calling saying like where are you at?
They're not just talking, they're making out.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
On the carpet. Oh for really, I didn't give that far.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You brought up a good point. Why do the chili
peppers get well, Anthony specifically gets such a pass, you know, because.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Not only did this the school girl's rule he admitted
to again unnecessarily in his on biography, but he was
he also had another confirmed underrage relationship later on. She
was sixteen and he was in his twenties. I believe,
but I guess I think he gets a pass because
he hasn't done it in a long time.
Speaker 13 (23:09):
And because he's just so cool and rough Fountain of.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
You, and he also had a terrible childhood non excuse
no where he believe. In his biography, he also mentions
that he hooked up when he was fourteen with one
of his dad's girlfriends, right, which again doesn't it's right
for him to do it?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Later I knew I saw something on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
This is funny. Somebody had posted this and it says
we were being programmed from a young age. Those eighties
music infomercials were so good. I can still remember the
exact order of the songs to this day.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here's the time life music.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
If you like soft rock music like we do, you'll
love Session's new album called Secret Love.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
It has forty eight soft rock classics by the original.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Artist as Lesson, come to.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
These songs really bring out the animal.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
And some people, Yeah why the oceans of.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
James Taylor, the commodors and the moody bluess what that's.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You?
Speaker 13 (24:44):
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Speaker 17 (24:53):
Stereo records for only nineteen ninety five stereo records.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You get four records for nineteen Wow, what a deal.
Speaker 17 (25:03):
So dude are in front of the fireplace. Oh yeah,
I definitely remember that is wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, who's saying that? Just a little more time to
be show luffy?
Speaker 15 (25:33):
Is it all?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Why can't I like Jack Wagner?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I can't Jack the actor guy Jack Wagner.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Wow? Why can't I name any of the names of
the songs or the artistic song?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm so horny.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Show the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I want the back everybody. So a little update for you.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
On the situation in Ohio where that person was killed
five injured in that shooting with that manufacturing facilitator. So
the overnight manhunt, they found the guy the shoot her
taken into custody.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Which is that's great? Well, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Always giving the yah find those losers.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Now we can spend how many years in courts?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (26:23):
Debating?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, police are praising.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
A local pilot in Arkansas stopped a fifteen year old
who entered a regional airport with a high powered rifle
and a handgun and demanded a plane. He walked into
signature aviation, which is it's it's just a place where
you know, private jets arrive and depart from. And so
they walked in because it's not like the regular airport,
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walked in, had this gun, said he wanted a plane,
but there was another pilot who was able to grab
his own gun, told the team to get on the
ground and disarmed him. So yeah, according to the police report,
the kids it wasn't even from the area and if
they know why he did this or not saying, but
he was charged with first degree terrorist threatening, aggravated a
SOLI attempt, aggravated robbery and he's locked up at an
(27:10):
Arkansas guvenile detention center.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I think why he wanted a plane? Yeah, Like what's
the point of where he want for?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Like where's he was he trying to get away from something?
Speaker 13 (27:21):
And I'd like to see him fly that plane.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I do like to see go.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Ahead Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I watched Sleeping with the Enemy. Oh yeah, and I
watched that one case that I saw there was a
clip that had popped up online where these kids they
all orchestrated they ambushed this the ex boyfriend of one
of their friends, and they killed this guy they burned
him in a fire pit and like all this crazy stuff.
And these are all like sixteen year olds, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
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So they all went to prison for life. And I'm thinking, man, like,
there you are.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You're sitting on this couch, you are sixteen years old,
you're this police station, and you're going to be going
to prison for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Now, the new boyfriend, who was really kind of the
mastermind quote unquote of the whole thing, he got the
death penalty, but I guess he's still on death row
of course.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
But you know when you see these shows and they're
like the really odd, weird like teen murders, at least
the ones that I've noticed, it's usually girls, like they.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
Stab their best friend for no because slender Man.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Told him to do?
Speaker 15 (28:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, but the only thing I could.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I mean, I thought of a number of things while
I'm watching this, But I'm thinking, is there a moment
that you're sitting there and you go, dude, what I
just I'm going to be in prison for the rest
of my life.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Does it hit them?
Speaker 13 (28:33):
When does it get red?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I'm going to be in prison for the rest of
my life. I'm sixteen. That's a long time. Yes, I
just don't believe it, you know. Yeah, it's sleeping with
the enemy. Interesting show. It's like they do different cases
for each episode. It's one of those true crime.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Shows passions, I think. Yeah, just search it.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Going back to similar as simulators though, I'm I'm shocked
that you didn't set up by your house yet.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, because I don't want to do this on like
a computer screen. I'd want to do like a big yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
But you can practice and then Yeah, I think it'd
be cool, but I need to have like a dedicated space.
Kids take up too much space. Dan, you know, I
can put it in a guest room, I guess. But
then you know, my mom's gonna be sleeping in their
flight simulator.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
She's going to become a pilotas before the weekends up.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh my god, it is time to wrap up and
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Ain'tient tire trying to strike a chord?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And it's probably a minor best of seven today and uh,
we were talking about this in the office, songs that
just maybe have an aged well.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Especially in comparison to kendrickmar right there, who he just
won five Grammys for that song. He's playing the super
Bowl and the song is primarily about hey, Drake, stop
messing with underage girls, allegedly.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Allegedly, And they said, you probably won't be allowed to
play it at the super Bowl because that would be
a good prop.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
But it's totally like double entendre a minor yeahever. Yeah,
I know if you you were last summer, you heard
that song everywhere. Again it's the super Bowl, I still do. Yeah,
oh sure that euphoria. But that song again against hooking
up with underage girls, flies in the face of decades
of music which has been looking uprage girls.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So what we're gonna do here? Sea Bass has a
list for us.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
These are seven songs, so best of seven that all
have not really aged well over time. Now, it doesn't
mean they're not good songs. Like there's a number of
songs on here that so you're pro these songs they
might be it might be great song. Okay, Like this
is the first This first song that we're gonna that
we're gonna talk about is a song that I like.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I've said this a number of times.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I'm not really a lyrics guy, so unless it's unless
it's pointed out and I go, or it's super super obvious,
but like, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Cover, Yeah, so you're the composition.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like. I like the melody, I
like the the hook, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah, first songs.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm not a chick, so I'm not really under lyrics.
But anyway, so what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
We're gonna have the seven songs, and then we have
to pick out each one of us from the seven.
The best of seven are four biggest offenders. Okay, which
ones we think are.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
The worst of the worst. So this one's classic. Although
it is hard to miss the message of this song
from Winger Winger seventeen, which you can argue, well, maybe
(03:41):
he was writing this, yeah, like when he was seventeen
and a half, when he was sixteen, but yeah, but
daddy says she's too young.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
For me.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
That argument the world. Tomorrow's her eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah, that should have been in the second verse, should
be eighteen, So it wasn't the first party.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Did they say I'm only seventeen?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
He says, she's only seventeen old.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yea, oh god it see this is legal.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
You should go away.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
My dad says it's a bad idea, all right, soteen
year old girl is like really good at sex by
the way, to the point that she's bragging like there.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'll never find out.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
It's funny minute. Yeah, how you catch You're not going
to catch up in this set.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Let me ask you a question, how does Sea Bass
know that seventeen year olds are not good?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Well?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Because that's a good question. I thought about this when
I was pulling these songs. I have never had any
kind of sexual contact with because I didn't really thanks
to being a homeschooled and in an all boys weird Yeah, yeah,
I never talked to or hooked up with a girl
who wasn't ever eighteen high five.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I hooked up with a fifteen year old. I was fifteen.
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Nice also hooked up with a fifteen year old and
you were fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, so I can't say, like, if you've you hooked,
you hooked somebody up to a lot of detecer.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Have you ever slept with a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I would have to say yes recently, No, not recently,
but I was a fifteen year old.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I can claim totality, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
So best of seven songs? Songs did not have have
not aged?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (05:16):
This next one is Benny Mardona is Into the Night
and this was a This was a certified hit actually twice.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Three one seven just texted over before we even mentioned
the name. They go, you gotta mention this one. Yeah,
Bennie Madrona.
Speaker 12 (05:28):
One sixteen years on the field playball.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
People are alone.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
They said, this guy don't do it. Don't by the way,
he's in his.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Third I mean the hook on this song is awesome. Yes,
I remember this, like I remember the hook.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
D office and this would play.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I was like in the car with my mom,
but I.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Remember the beginning of that song.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I mean, who doesn't remember if you were alive, like
in a kid in the eighties, you know, early nineties,
like there were always the radio stations that had like
the love songs, Oh yeah, Delilah or whatever, like there
were no you didn't have the internet yet, you didn't
have you didn't you didn't have distraction like that, So
that you would put something like, uh, you know, you'd
be listening around to the radio stations and you'd be
doing long distance or not long distance, like love dedication.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
Dedicating this song too.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Well, maybe this is only WRIN performed in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You know, maybe it was.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Maybe it was the song that was playing where you
had your first kiss. Oh that was it was the
soundtrack to the moment wherever you were. You know, if
you just get rid of the first verse, it's a
fine song.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, it's a great song.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You know, fly away with you love you Forever.
Speaker 13 (06:49):
Aren't They had a magic carpet during the song.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
So there's the thing that the thing that really kills
this song is they produced a music video for that song,
which was like the year before MTV. You can find
it out mine it is and it's a thirty four
year old man like knocking on a front door of
a sixteen year old girl and the dad's like, get
the hell out of here, and he's like, but what
if I stay carrying your window?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Who's the Yeah anxiety?
Speaker 10 (07:22):
It son.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Separated by pools.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Don't they just gonna understand this?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
I want to ask you if you think it is cool,
I'll come pick you. I'll drive over to the school
and we'll go for us in the park.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I think he later tried to rewrite history and say
this is from her point of view. No, no, it is not.
Look watch the Muse video. It's all him creeping on her.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
This song is so notorious that Adam Carolla when we
used to do this all the time. This segment, this
would make end up in the statutory rock segment.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, see seven oh two, texting over I love these songs.
I had no clue what the words ye ruined? All right,
So number three, best of seven songs.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It didn't age.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Well, great name Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Yes again,
big hit classic young Girl?
Speaker 14 (08:28):
Okay, afraid, I don't think I know the song? Oh wow,
(08:52):
he knows it. Wos you get out of my mind?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Fault come out and say it though he just said
he I'm about to do something.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, but he says, young girl, I.
Speaker 13 (09:09):
Mean my love for you is way out of lie.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Saying he didn't act on it. He's just obsessing.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
About Oh no, but I didn't specify. Well, yeah, he
didn't much too young.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
A parent could be fifty and she could be thirty
better Run Girl, Yeah yeah, Young Girl could be ninety.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
My hips been a little rapiere exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Best the seven songs that have aged poorly. This one
is a.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Deeper cut from the Rolling Stones and it's all buried
in the mix. But it's called Stray Cat Blues. But
listen for a specific age that Mick Jagger points out.
Speaker 15 (09:51):
There.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
It is fifteen yet blu.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It doesn't want the idea.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I don't need it again, clearly fifty.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Take your word for what song is this?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Stray Cat Blues by Rolling Stones don't need dry D
plausible deniability.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yet it's not a capital crime.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The officer she told me she was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, but on check day, Yeah yeah. Songs that have
aged poorly best of seven.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
And this is one from the Chili Pepper is called
Catholic schirl school Girls rule again. Catholic school Girls rules
through the older albums, Freaky STYLI and the lyrics themselves
aren't terrible. It's just like, hey, Catholic school Girls bro
half fast. But I'll tell you why this is an awful.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Song after you hear some of it, Alright, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, Catholic school Girls rule.
Speaker 16 (11:14):
Mother, don't know that sounds like it sounds like a
song that Trey Parker and Matt Stonewell for an episode
of South Park going down.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
To the City Walk Kea singing.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Is back early when Chili Peppers are more punk bands.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
It definitely sounds like a joke like Timmy Yeah underground.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So why this is so terrible? This this, this Chili
Pepper song would have I've just been forgotten. No, it's early,
you know. Well except in two thousand and four, when
Anthony Keatis wrote his biography, he told us that the
origin for Catholic school girls Rule was when he was
twenty three on tour in Louisiana, he looked up the
fourteen year old Well, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
His girlfriend of ye modern day is like a toddler.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She's I think what nineteen I believe?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
And he not only says that sixteen, he tells the
whole story like she went backstage when he was twenty
three again fourteen. Didn't find out she was fourteen until
the next day when they proceeded to do it again.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
After no would know if Anthony Ketas had write it down.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He wrote it down in two thousand and four.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
And then he said, the inspiration for Catholic school schoolgirls rule.
Oh terrific, and then he yeah, thanks, way to go, Anthony.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, all right, So best of seven songs that have
aged poorly. This is a song number six. This is
a song from Kiss that they play a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Actually it wasn't a radio hit, but it's called Christine
sixteen sixteen I'm.
Speaker 15 (13:00):
Doing but what you come out of school that day?
Speaker 6 (13:07):
That's the thing. I think Kisses a bunch of creeps. Anyway,
I've already thought they were creepy, like Shocked Simmons.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
But isn't it crazy that Gene Simmons, And plus they
have never done drugs.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
It straight, that's allegedly allegedly. And they played that song,
by the way in twenty twelve on Letterman and the.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Lyric again coming out of the school bait.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
You look.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right? The best of seven last one.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
This is a deep cut, as if they all aren't
deep cuts from Ted Nugent. But it's about but it's
about as explicit as we get. Jailbait.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Okay, all right, Ted Nugent, jail bait. First there, I
(14:33):
don't care if you're just thirteen. Oh god, you look
close enough you look.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
To be true.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I just know you're probably clean.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh my god, listen to it.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Well he did say only a matter of time, so
maybe he's willing to wait until she's say matter of time.
Speaker 16 (14:54):
He's going to wait.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
People went out and bought that album until it turned
it out all right?
Speaker 6 (15:02):
So those are the seven songs that we have to
choose from to pick our four biggest offenders.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Now, can we have a seven way? Time is.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The biggest event.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
So what I'll do, I'll go around the room during
the break and I'll get everybody's votes, and then we'll
have the the top four based on everybody's votes, the
worst defenders, not like, oh that's the hottest. One's changed
a couple of lyrics, Yeah, yeah, five six two texting
over what about the police song don't stand so close
(15:35):
to Me?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Got that in the list here for Yeah. This is the.
Speaker 18 (15:40):
Subject of school friend. She wants so bad, knows what
she wants to be inside, there's long discoolsive she's so close.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
So include this because you do the math because it's
about underage stuff. But Sting is not saying I want
to do underage stuff. He's describing a scenario away from me.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, it's for a friend.
Speaker 17 (16:20):
The teacher.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
The student has the hots for the teacher, but the.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Teacher also kind of like, oh, I see what's going
on here. Is not saying I'm the teacher. He's saying
I'm observing this situation right, he's in the bushes. That's
why I don't put it in the.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
List, because he's not saying, yeah, this is a good idea.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
What about father figure father from a Michael that I
thought that would for sure be on the list.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
That's more of a like a protective sentiment, is it?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Because the lyrics say, but some love can be mistaken
for crime.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Well, break if you have, if you haven't a bit,
which one do you think was the worst defender out
of all that you could text over to ninety seven.
We'll have the top four list next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Kelly's new alternative, The Woody Show, Pretty Pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I got to talk.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
All right, Well, the results are in. We went over
a best of seven lists. Sea Bass ran us through
the songs that he put up for nominations, songs that
haven't aged well based on a conversation that we were
having in the office.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And the votes are in. These are the four biggest defenders,
the four bangers. I mean again, some of these songs
are good songs.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Yeah, another point if you just.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Ignore, you know, the lyrical content, just the message.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah, all right, honorable mention by the way to Sublime Sublime,
wrong way. Yeah, someone texted that over and I forgot
because we play like the censors or.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
She was like, oh, if you look at that song,
he's twelve years old then to Marshall be a whore, right,
but then what he describes doing with her is yeah,
inappropriate at best.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, all right, so songs that haven't aged well, so
honorable mention to that now number four on the list
before I get to number four, honorable mention too, And
it was it was very close, but honorable mention was
that close to Rolling Stones, Drakhat Blues.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Just barely missed being in that top four. But it
was yikes, yeah, okay, good it was. It was close.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
But at number four of the worst defenders, winger seventeen,
as Menace put it so clearly said.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Yeah he's quoting her.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah she's only seventeen. Can take on.
Speaker 14 (18:55):
How many chicks danced to miss on like a yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
That's a number four number three according to the votes,
Ted Nugent's jail.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Base doesn't care o'kare for thirteen look too good to
be true. You're probably clean.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I gotta think about me, you know, I'll put good
money on your cleanliness.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, probably all right.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
So then the number two biggest offender songs that didn't
age well over time the creeps in Kiss school.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That day, Christine who's sixteen.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Yeah, they got to happen because I was a member
of Kiss.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm just hanging out outside school, right, hello, Kiss.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
That's really good. And Gene Jesus, is your all thirty
when you wrote that song?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now, I mean years, but I've always been a younger song.
I would say they're old souls.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
The younger so in fact, I was the first person
to ever have an old soul? And why do you
sing like a little bit different?
Speaker 13 (20:15):
Away?
Speaker 6 (20:15):
And then the number one vote get her from everyone
here in the room, all the songs that we had
to choose from the song that got the most votes
as being the one that aged the worst. Benny mardonis
Into the Night six. I figured this begin that at
(20:38):
Time Life Yes.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, Judy from Time Life Books.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah, the classic to compact, but order now.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Timeline Music po Box one three six five.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Edison, New Jersey, White Plains, New York, Yeah, White Plains,
New York.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Steve Bass is right, you gotta look up the music
video for this.
Speaker 13 (21:02):
There's a Magic Carpet.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
It deserves to be the top spot because he's even
admitting people are telling me stop it.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
But they're stupid. They don't know, they don't understand the
guy who made this girl that I'm stalking.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
He's dumb, like boring protective father.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
But in fact, that song charted twice, both when he
originally released it in nineteen eighty and then he had
like a best of in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
He's given the people what they want, right to him.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
I thought Benny looked way different. He looks like a skeleton.
He looks like a lady.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I thought he was the mom of.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
The of the Chick.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He's like a lady.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
He's got like straight, long, longest black hair.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
What who does he look like?
Speaker 9 (21:44):
He kind of looked well, it could be a Ramone, Sammy,
You're not gonna like this, but he kind of looks
like the Olsen Twins.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
I thought he was the mom in this music video.
You watch it without the audio.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah, he kind of does it so it kind of
looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Yes, like an he's got dunk, sunken, dark eyes, cheekbones.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
It definitely looks like a murderer of some sort.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
And his hair, You're right, man, his hair is like
feathered like a lady would be. Yeah, my mom would
kill for that hair. And he's calling her on the phone,
like from a payphone.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Was right, You can't trace it again.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Watch it without the audience. Is the mom and tell
me that's not the mom.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
He might be wearing lipstick, well probably.
Speaker 11 (22:33):
It looks like he for sure has makeup on, even
like foundation, and.
Speaker 13 (22:37):
He is fancy.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
It's like the mom calling saying like where are you at?
They're not just talking, they're making out.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
On the carpet. Oh for really, I didn't give that far.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
You brought up a good point. Why do the chili
peppers get well, Anthony specifically gets such a pass, you know, because.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Not only did this the school girl's rule he admitted
to again unnecessarily in his on biography, but he was
he also had another confirmed underrage relationship later on. She
was sixteen and he was in his twenties. I believe,
but I guess I think he gets a pass because
he hasn't done it in a long time.
Speaker 13 (23:09):
And because he's just so cool and rough Fountain of.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
You, and he also had a terrible childhood non excuse
no where he believe. In his biography, he also mentions
that he hooked up when he was fourteen with one
of his dad's girlfriends, right, which again doesn't it's right
for him to do it?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Later I knew I saw something on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
This is funny. Somebody had posted this and it says
we were being programmed from a young age. Those eighties
music infomercials were so good. I can still remember the
exact order of the songs to this day.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here's the time life music.
Speaker 17 (23:51):
If you like soft rock music like we do, you'll
love Session's new album called Secret Love.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
It has forty eight soft rock classics by the original.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Artist as Lesson, come to.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
These songs really bring out the animal.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
And some people, Yeah why the oceans of.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
James Taylor, the commodors and the moody bluess what that's.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You?
Speaker 13 (24:44):
Secret Love teaches this special TV opera Remember you get
forty eight original hit on four.
Speaker 17 (24:53):
Stereo records for only nineteen ninety five stereo records.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You get four records for nineteen Wow, what a deal.
Speaker 17 (25:03):
So dude are in front of the fireplace. Oh yeah,
I definitely remember that is wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, who's saying that? Just a little more time to
be show luffy?
Speaker 15 (25:33):
Is it all?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Why can't I like Jack Wagner?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I can't Jack the actor guy Jack Wagner.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Wow? Why can't I name any of the names of
the songs or the artistic song?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm so horny.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Show the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I want the back everybody. So a little update for you.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
On the situation in Ohio where that person was killed
five injured in that shooting with that manufacturing facilitator. So
the overnight manhunt, they found the guy the shoot her
taken into custody.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Which is that's great? Well, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Always giving the yah find those losers.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Now we can spend how many years in courts?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (26:23):
Debating?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, police are praising.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
A local pilot in Arkansas stopped a fifteen year old
who entered a regional airport with a high powered rifle
and a handgun and demanded a plane. He walked into
signature aviation, which is it's it's just a place where
you know, private jets arrive and depart from. And so
they walked in because it's not like the regular airport,
(26:48):
walked in, had this gun, said he wanted a plane,
but there was another pilot who was able to grab
his own gun, told the team to get on the
ground and disarmed him. So yeah, according to the police report,
the kids it wasn't even from the area and if
they know why he did this or not saying, but
he was charged with first degree terrorist threatening, aggravated a
SOLI attempt, aggravated robbery and he's locked up at an
(27:10):
Arkansas guvenile detention center.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I think why he wanted a plane? Yeah, Like what's
the point of where he want for?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Like where's he was he trying to get away from something?
Speaker 13 (27:21):
And I'd like to see him fly that plane.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I do like to see go.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Ahead Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I watched Sleeping with the Enemy. Oh yeah, and I
watched that one case that I saw there was a
clip that had popped up online where these kids they
all orchestrated they ambushed this the ex boyfriend of one
of their friends, and they killed this guy they burned
him in a fire pit and like all this crazy stuff.
And these are all like sixteen year olds, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
(27:51):
So they all went to prison for life. And I'm thinking, man, like,
there you are.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You're sitting on this couch, you are sixteen years old,
you're this police station, and you're going to be going
to prison for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Now, the new boyfriend, who was really kind of the
mastermind quote unquote of the whole thing, he got the
death penalty, but I guess he's still on death row
of course.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
But you know when you see these shows and they're
like the really odd, weird like teen murders, at least
the ones that I've noticed, it's usually girls, like they.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
Stab their best friend for no because slender Man.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Told him to do?
Speaker 15 (28:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, but the only thing I could.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I mean, I thought of a number of things while
I'm watching this, But I'm thinking, is there a moment
that you're sitting there and you go, dude, what I
just I'm going to be in prison for the rest
of my life.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Does it hit them?
Speaker 13 (28:33):
When does it get red?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I'm going to be in prison for the rest of
my life. I'm sixteen. That's a long time. Yes, I
just don't believe it, you know. Yeah, it's sleeping with
the enemy. Interesting show. It's like they do different cases
for each episode. It's one of those true crime.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
Shows passions, I think. Yeah, just search it.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Going back to similar as simulators though, I'm I'm shocked
that you didn't set up by your house yet.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, because I don't want to do this on like
a computer screen. I'd want to do like a big yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
But you can practice and then Yeah, I think it'd
be cool, but I need to have like a dedicated space.
Kids take up too much space. Dan, you know, I
can put it in a guest room, I guess. But
then you know, my mom's gonna be sleeping in their
flight simulator.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
She's going to become a pilotas before the weekends up.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh my god, it is time to wrap up and
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